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Take responsibility Anon!

>> No.15998519

ok, but I got no job

>> No.15998523

Tenko having a baby!

>> No.15998572

What the fuck does that even mean?
YOUR BODY
YOUR PREGNANCY
YOUR BABY
YOU YOU YOU
I have no obligations toward any of those.

>> No.15998607

It's like a dream come true!

>> No.15998787

>>15998572
>YOUR BABY
Actually, it's your baby in her.

>> No.15998915

how do you know this is OUR baby

>> No.15998973
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15998973

>>15998915

>> No.15998974
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>>15998572
>>15998787
>The moment when you had condom and taken the pills.
She cucked to get pregnant.

>> No.15999095

i will do anything for mai waifu !! anything ! if she is pregnant i will love our baby !!!

>> No.15999226

>>15998492
Ill take responsibility in killing it

>> No.15999307

>>15998492
Not my problem; I've been shooting blanks downstairs for years now!

>> No.15999331

>>15999226
Akuten Soushin style?

>> No.15999378

I'll take responsibility, as well as for the 86 other Touhous I impregnated.

>> No.15999702
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15999702

Why don't you procreate /jp/?

>> No.15999820

But I virgin, my dear.

>> No.15999886

>>15998492
Nice try, but I wouldn't knock you up if you paid me.

>> No.15999898

>>15999886

Why Tenshi is great

>> No.15999899

>>15999702
Because you won't open the border, Abe.
So me and my potential future qt jap gf are seperated.

>> No.15999920

>>15999899

yes blame Abe for everything
you already sound like native
chinese aggression ? Abe fault
rent price? Abe fault
korea? Abe fault
brexit? Abe fault

>> No.15999926

Fucking Abe is keeping me away from Tenshi, the mother of my child.

>> No.15999934
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15999934

KEEP THE GODDAMN SEAWALL UP ABE! GOD BLESS THE 日本人!
KEEP THE GOOKS AND WAITUPIGGU OUT!

>> No.15999946

>>15999920
Abe's oddysee

>> No.15999986

Yukari will be happy to know there be more cute celestials playing in her yard.

>> No.15999990

>>15999920
Abe did 9/11

>> No.16000107

>>15999702
Because race mixing is wrong

>> No.16000113

>>15998492
With pleasure.

>> No.16000174

>>15998492
I ain't da baby daddy.

>> No.16000202

>>15998787
Dude I don't make the seed I just put MiracleGro on it.
I'd be a tad miffed if I went to the market to buy produce and they gave me fertilizer instead.

>> No.16000208

Considering she's my wife, can I eat her hat?

>> No.16000236
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16000236

Hey Tenshi... can I see you by this door?

>> No.16000377
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16000377

I'll take responsibility for Tenshi.

>> No.16000402

>>16000236
But you cant open those while flying without there being some type of pressure loss

>> No.16000411

>>16000402
It seems some kind of loss is going to be happening anyway.

>> No.16000421

>>16000411
Just grab a tanto and well
You know what to do next!

>> No.16000446

She's loying. Celestials can't get pregnant!

>> No.16000512
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>>16000446
>She's loying. Celestials can't get pregnant!

>> No.16000560

I'll make sure my wife's son has the best possible childhood I can offer him.

>> No.16000591
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16000591

The second test came back positive too /jp/

>> No.16000623

>>16000591
I'm sorry but /jp/ is incurable

>> No.16000653

>>16000591
pregnant AND aids?

>> No.16000670 [DELETED] 

>>15999999
>>16000000

>> No.16000685

>>16000591
Well on the bright side, someone amputated her legs, so she won't be able to chase you if you decide to run.

>> No.16000711

>>15998787
Then I choose to make her abort it.

>> No.16000786

will her washboards get juicy now?

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>>16000236
>>16000402

That reminds me of that news story from a while back about a charter plane that took off with some HP employees and one was missing when they landed.

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>>15998492
No

>> No.16001149
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16001149

Which 2hu would you procreate and settle down with?
You can only choose one, how many babies?

>> No.16001160

>>16001149

Keine

five babies

>> No.16001275

>>16000591
the amputation test?

>> No.16001467

>>16000591
That sounds great! Do you know what is also great? cigarettes! I'll buy some...

>> No.16001480

>>16001084
I can't like that image.

>> No.16001596
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16001596

But I want Iku not Tenshit????

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16001958

Lol no

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>>16001149
Yukarin. As many as she would be willing to have.

>> No.16004702

>>16001149
Tewi
Literally until my balls stopped working

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>>15998492
Will the corndog take responsibility?

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>>16001149
Okuu. I'll take one adorable daughteru to go.

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16009810

>brith day
>child turn out to be black
What do?

>> No.16009928
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>>16009810
glad cuz i ma black yo

>> No.16010012

>>16009928
for you it is:
>child turn out to be mongolian throat singer

>> No.16010018

>>16009928
I don't belive you, prove you are black

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>>16010018

>> No.16010140

>>16009928
It's funny because Arc is black.

>> No.16010693

>>15998492
We're just getting started, honey.

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