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Are yukkuris more popular than Touhou yet?

>>1574047
Ahahahahaha

>>1574029
yukkuri were always more popular than Touhou.

see you on page 10!

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5161417

any new pages to the bald yukiReimu comic?

>>1574080

Nope.

There is a Kanako yukkuri? oh wow

>>1574021
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>>1574040
i dawww'd pretty hard

>>1574071

where's the ending?

/jp/ - yukkuri

>>1574005
>Yukkuri thread
.

reported

>>1574077
/d/ called.

They want their guro back.

super sage

>>1574047
Canon?

thread reported, saged, and hidden.

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>>1574205

samefag who can't take it easy

SAGEFAG SHOULD DROP DEAD EASY!!!!!

>>1574234
>>1574239
same person

>>1574270
No, U!

Who are the newfaggots who are sage'ing?

FUCK YEAH, KANAKO!

Who is the newfaggot who is sage'ing?

>>1574071
I love this artist. The tears, let me lick them...

Now that kept me wondering: yukkuri tears are sweet or salty?

>>1574940
Learn some 4chan etiquette tripfag

>>1574047
Why is cannon spelled wrong?

And it'd be a lot nicer if yukkuri threads were slower like they are now. Hated having to find these threads pop up like rabbits because they filled up too quickly.

>>1574989
Says the newfag who hasn't even been here for more than a couple of weeks.

>>1576040
Uh-oh, they're recovering, hit them harder next time.

>>1574937

I love the concept of Kanako floating about since she's a god.

new story arc

>>1577824

oh shi.. someone survived abortions

>>1577829

isn't it sad, Arisu?

>>1577863

this Arisu isn't crying enough...

>>1577868

in before lame argument about rain and yukkuri

>>1577879

say, that cave looks familiar

Take it easy, Alice! ;_;

Needs more DOS

I'm guessing aborted Arisu will meet up with deranged false pregnancy Reimu or deranged "I want bwawies!" Arisu from previous stories

But who knows, the author likes to live his stories hanging.

Or maybe this is the prequel to the epic of how killer mama Reimu got raped.

oh, that would be interesting

because Alice has an ill impression of Reimu types, she becomes a serial Reimu rapist

Or maybe she destroys happy families because she never had one herself

>>1577824
wow i've never thought alice would get angry with marisa

>>1577958
Huh? How could it? It's a single Alice koyukkuri, it's a miracle it survived this long, it would have no chance against a grown up Reimu, not to mention, there are two yukkuri coming- a Marisa and someone else.

>>1581224
I enjoyed seeing Letty crush them in the following comic.

Top panel is back when yukkuri could only say "Take it Easy!"

Bottom is when they expanded their vocab and started to demand food from us idiots.

Spooky.

>>1581363

Did that fish-shaped foodstuff just defeat that Marisa-shaped foodstuff on the field of valour?

Now that's a Happy Meal.

...This is boring, for some reason.

>>1581378
Nah, it just beat the stuffing out of her.

Is it just me, or is the whole guro trend in yukkuris starting to die off? Lots more "moeblob everhappy" now.

>>1581426

ADORABLE

>>1582397

Each day, waterducts gets around 20 to 30 new stories

We just couldn't keep up

Yukkuri Reimu's mortal sin

Part 1

=====================

Once, there was an unusual yukkuri couple living in the magic forest. It was a pair consisting of Reimu and another Reimu. Yukkuri-kind instinctively seek out mates of a different breed to complement their own personality traits, but these two chose to break the taboo. There is a reason for this.

Ever since her younger days, Reimu has always felt that Marisa types was too rough. Every Marisa she met was either too rude or too dirty for her liking. Reimu often tried to convince herself that though Marisa was unsightly on the outside, perhaps true charm could be found in Marisa's personality. However, with each new Marisa she met, the more Reimu was convinced of the Marisa kind's lack of care to hold a proper relationship. It was all about Marisa, Marisa, Marisa, and never about her. Marisa types would talk but never listen.

Still, time passed and Reimu met a Marisa that was too her liking one day. Strong but not too crass. Outspoken but not too loud. The perfect balance.

Reimu was in love. It was a pleasant feeling kind of warmth in her that she did not feel before. Their bond grew to the extent that Reimu was ready to leave the nest with this Marisa. It was at this moment that Reimu and Marisa met their last trial: Remirya.

"why? why did this happen?", Reimu thought. For things to go so well only to end like this. Still, if she could be with Marisa in her last moments, then it wouldn't be too bad. Or so Reimu thought...

>>1582811
"Yu. yuu! If you want to eat someone, eat Reimu!"
"yu... what.. MARISA!?"
"Please, let Barisa live! You can eat Weimu!"
"MARISAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!! YOUUuuuuuuu TRAITOOOOOOOOOORR!!!"

"Uuu.. I'll eat both of you! Uuu!"
"Noooooooooo!!!! just me! just sparring me is enough! eat Reimuuuuuu!!"

This is the end for Reimu. What a horrible way to die. Or so it would seem.

"uuu~ I'm gonna eat yuuu.... ? !?"

::SPLAT::

?!

In less than an instant, Remirya's hands were severed and dropped to the ground, meat sauce gushing from her wounds..

"uuuuuuuuuuuukkh!! ZAGUYA HELP ME!!!!"
"DIE DIE DIE DIE~ DROP DEAD EASY"
It was a yukkuri Flandre. In a sheer twist of fate Flandre has saved Reimu and Marisa from certain death. They chose to the moment to flee while Flandre was still busy with Remirya.

A long awkward silence followed

"Uhm.. Reimu..back then Marisa was just pretending ze.. Marisa.."
"Be quiet. Reimu is going home, easy"

Reimu never spoke again with Marisa. She also promised herself to never chose a Marisa as her mate.

If there's stories that you guys want translated, I could do maybe one per day.

>>1582812

Part 2: Patchouli

Not to soon after, Reimu found herself infatuated with a Patchouli. Patchu couldn't be anymore different than Marisa. Patchu was very knowledgeable and gentle.

Perhaps docile would be the better word. Reimu soon found that Patchu would rather spend her days indoors rather than going out to play with Reimu. Surely, there were several times where Reimu would prefer to stay indoors and exchange stories with other yukkuri, but for Patchu, this seemed to be the norm.

"There's this interesting book Patchu want to finish reading. Can we go out another day?"
"Yuu.. ok, sure. See you tomorrow, Patchu"

and the next day

"It's a bit cold today. Patchu can't breathe very well in the cold. Can Reimu wait until it is warmer?"
"Oh, sure... Reimu hopes you get better soon, Patchu. Take it easy!"

and the next day

"Patchu~ there's a lot of butterflies outside! Let's go and eat some, yuu~"
"Mukyuu.. chasing butterflies is too tiring, but we can talk about butterflies if Reimu wants that. Patchu knows a lot about butterflies"

...
many times, Reimu went on her own, feeling disappointed...

>>1582875

Still, Reimu did not give up on Patchu. The one quality that differentiated Patchu from Marisa was still there, wisdom.

But perhaps Patchu was too knowledgeable for a yukkuri.

Reimu always had a trouble finding a common ground between them. When Reimu told Patchu about how pretty and yummy the butterflies were, Patchu turned this into a discussion about a butterfly's life cycle.

Patchu would always look at things from a scholar's angle, often using terms that Reimu would not understand. There were also instances where Patchu would turn argumentative over an issue, just because Reimu didn't phrase things carefully.

"I'm telling you once again, it's called Metamorphosis"
"yu.. yu.. Reimu understand this... metal? more..?"
"METAMORPHOSIS!!! MUKYuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"
"Yu.. yuuyuu.. OK, Reimu understands. Sowwy"

Reimu noticed that this ending was becoming increasingly common. Though it was painful, Reimu gradually distanced herself from Patchu. This was her 2nd heartbreak.

>>1582818

The problem is, we can't choose because we don't know what choice exist. Without knowing Moonspeak we just can't tell the difference between two text files.

Maybe if you've read some stories which have comic drawn about them, like Kind Mother Reimu and stuff you could say us which comics are based on stories and we will choose using them as guidelines.

prolific yukkuri abuse authors

Alcohol Lamp
http://www26.atwiki.jp/yukkuri_gyakutai/pages/52.html

He likes using Alcohol Lamps to cripple yukkuri. He's the author of the burnt mouth yukkuri story, My beloved Marisa story, anon experiments with a yukkuri family story and the inspiration for killer mother Reimu

Akafuku/Red Fortune/Yukkurishitai Hito
http://www26.atwiki.jp/yukkuri_gyakutai/pages/49.html

Probably has the most stories posted on waterducts. He likes to use yukkuri family destruction stories as a sadistic allegory to society. He wrote the 100 koyukkuri story.

Clammbonn / Marble Eye dude
He has written only 4 stories. Most of which have been translated and archived. He's more known as an artist.

>>1577883

I hope this isn't the end. It feels.. lacking.

Akafuku/Red Fortune/Yukkurishitai Hito

This one sounds better because I prefer psychological abuse. Even better if Yukkuris will do all by themselves.

>>1583000

What an empty life you'd led, Alice. I'm not amused.

>>1583000

>It feels.. lacking.

Of course it feels

>>1583000

There is a rumor that artist said it is not finished yet.

>>1583020

well, he like to leave his stories seemingly hanging

>>1582897

Erm, is there more to this story?

>>1582897

part 3: Alice

Several seasons passed, and Reimu found herself still without a mate and lonely. But new seasons bring with it new encounters. It was at this time that Reimu met the most beautiful yukkuri she had ever encountered. It was a yukkuri Alice.

With a soft golden hair, beautiful blue eyes, and ladylike manners. Alice truly was beauty personified in a yukkuri. Reimu was smitten right away and so their courtship begun.

Many other yukkuri envied Reimu. Who wouldn't? Alice was the perfect yukkuri. One month passed.

"Reimu, Alice wants to show you something wonderful tonight"
"yu? why can't you show it me now?"
"It's has to be a secret between us! If you do this properly we can both take it easy a lot!"
"Take it easy a lot!? sure.. Reimu will wait for you yuu!!"
"Do you see that tree on the hill? Alice wants you to go there tonight and wait in the opening. Come while there's still daylight to avoid Remirya!"
"yuu.. it's a bit far from here, isn't it?"
"That's because this is supposed to be a secret, Reimu and Alice's precious secret, yu!"
"yu..this is exciting! Reimu will do it!"

(yuyuu! Alice is going to propose to me tonight!) Reimu thought to herself. Reimu was happy. Things were finally going right for her.

Reimu and Alice parted after that, with thoughts of tonight keeping both of them anxious. Unknown to both of them however, a jealous Marisa was eavesdropping throughout their entire conversation.

"Something wonderful? Take it easy, a lot? Marisa wants to take it easy too, Ze! Just you wait for Marisa tonight ZE!"

...

::drizzle drizzle:
::drizzle drizzle:

Just before dusk, it started to rain. It wasn't too heavy for a rain. An able bodied yukkuri would probably be able to brave through the rain for 5 minutes without shelter at most, but the tree on the hill was more than a 5 minute journey.

Reimu looked at the raining sky from her next, sadly. "Reimu will have to meet you on another night. Sorry, Alice"

>>1583137

Waiting for the rest

>"That's because this is supposed to be a secret, Reimu and Alice's precious secret, yu!"
>"Something wonderful? Take it easy, a lot? Marisa wants to take it easy too, Ze! Just you wait for Marisa tonight ZE!"

Why do I get the feeling there is going to be Marisa pack rape

>>1582921
Wasn't there a guy doing summaries? Was that ever collected into one?

Elsewhere, at the Alice and Reimu's promised place.

"Yu he he he! Marisa never knew there was a hole under this tree Ze! Marisa was worried when it started to rain heavily, but somehow Marisa got into this place Ze!"

...

"Why are you here, Marisa?"
"Marisa heard you speaking with Reimu, Ze!. Marisa doesn't think that it's fair if only Reimu takes it easy a lot, so Marisa came here Ze!" "But Marisa almost died out there Ze! Did you cover it with leaves? Clever! but not as clever as Marisa Ze!"

...

"Marisa... heard Alice and Reimu?"
"That's right Ze! so hurry up and let Marisa take it easy now, Ze! c'mon c'mon!"
"Did Marisa tell anyone else?"
"Marisa didn't tell anyone so there would be more for Marisa ze! There's something wonderful, right? Is it candy? Marisa likes candy Ze!"
"Marisa.. you.."

Alice was noticeably upset now

"?.. what's wrong? are you deaf? are you stupid? show Marisa the wonderful thing"

Suddenly soft muffled noises were heard

"yuu.. yuu? is someone there?"
"sis please help me! barisa wants to go howwm"

Two koyukkuri voices. From their voices, Marisa could recognize them as one of her own breed.

"Yuu? Alice? are there babies in here?"

Alice paused, and forced her frown into a smile. "Why don't you take a look?"

Anyone else want one?

bump

slow author is sloooooow

He's taking it easy!

related

forgot your pic?

>>1584869
If they have voice boxes that scream for mercy when you kick them... sure.

>>1583009
i ;_;'d

Chapter 4: Sins

Curious, Marisa approached the direction where the voices came from. To her horror was two koyukkuri Marisa etched to the ground. They were impaled by twigs. Just enough so they could not escape, but not enough to kill them.

"Yubeeeeeeeeeee!!"

Marisa shrieked at the sight. But before she the bean paste could understand what was happening, a strong scent assaulted her sense of smell. Custard... a strong smell of custard filled the air.

"Alice, why does this smell like custard? Yuhehe, Marisa doesn't like custard. Marisa prefers candy Ze!" Marisa laughed nervously, but Alice ignored Marisa.

"Yuu! These are presents for Reimu"
"y.. yuyu? P. presents?"
"Yu! Refreshment toys! The little ones feel soo good!"
!!!! Marisa's face turned pale

Chapter 4: Sins

Curious, Marisa approached the direction where the voices came from. To her horror was two koyukkuri Marisa etched to the ground. They were impaled by twigs. Just enough so they could not escape, but not enough to kill them.

"Yubeeeeeeeeeee!!"

Marisa shrieked at the sight. But before her bean paste could understand what was happening, a strong scent assaulted her sense of smell. Custard... a strong smell of custard filled the air.

"Alice, why does this smell like custard? Yuhehe, Marisa doesn't like custard. Marisa prefers candy Ze!" Marisa laughed nervously, but Alice ignored Marisa.

"Yuu! These are presents for Reimu"
"y.. yuyu? P. presents?"
"Yu! Refreshment toys! The little ones feel soo good!"
!!!! Marisa's face turned pale

"Ah.. but the little ones turn black so quickly. I'm lucky that Marisa is here. Yuu! Let's make more toys for Reimu, easy!" Marisa backed away instinctively.

"Marisa, Alice is only doing this because Marisa is here. It's not as if Alice likes Marisa or anything!"

"Yubee...!?"

What Marisa saw before couldn't have been the same Alice as before. Her eyes blood shotted, her mouth oozing a thick fluid. But what disturbed Marisa the most was the protruding cone like appendage bellow Alice's jaw. It was leaking strong smelling custard from its tip, and it was pointing at Marisa.

"Ehheh.. don't look. Alice is embarrassed now"
"yuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyu..!!?"
"But I guess Marisa wants it so bad!"
"Nn nnnoooooooooooooo!!"
"Marisa is soo tsundere!!!"
...
"ID HURRRDS ZDOB IDDDDDDDDDD!!"
No one heard Marisa's cries

The rain grew stronger. Reimu sighed nervously. "Alice.. I hope you're okay"
...
"Ahn.. Ahn.. Marisa's bean paste feels soo good!"
"ZDOB ID!! Marisa can't take it easy like this! Marisa is gonna dieeeeeee!!!"
Marisa twitched violently
"Oh, that feels sooo gooooood! Marisa is so naughty!"
"Nhooooooooooooooo!"

BABY FUCK, BABY FUCK, IT'S EEEEEASSYYY!!

>>1587317

Please, continue

You' re the one who wrote story about Tewi rape troupe. You'ra always making yukkuris way too smart unlike japanese authors.

As usual, some oddities. You may want to fix them later, may not. Too late to fix them in the current story anyways.

>Marisa's bean paste feels soo good

Yukkuris don't know that they are filled with custard/been paste. By default they don't even know they can eat each other except yukkuri predators.

>"Yubee...!?"

This sound usually means they are throwing their filling.

Nice move with Alice usually looking beatiful, yet being scary while aroused. You've united two visions of Alice-types by different artists neatly.

Patchy reading, understanding and memorizing books I don't like personally. As I said earlier, don't wanna see any yukkuri too smart.
Without harm to your story plot she could read books and memorize some words but she always messes up meanings and don't understand anything really. Which wouldn't prevent her from showing her great "intelligence" in front of yukkureimu who didn't even heard complicated words before.

PS: I humble request you'll consider adding your stories to http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Text_Stories

Complaints noted and considered.

But I'm not the Tewi author. I'm just another incarnation of the collective that is bullying oniisan.

>>1587317

The next morning.

Reimu expected to see a worried Alice.
Reimu expected to see an Alice teasing her for not showing up last night.
Reimu did not wish for this to happen, but she was also prepared to see an ill Alice soaked by the rain.

But Reimu certainly didn't expect THIS
From the moment she saw a huge flock of flies surrounding the tree on the hill, Reimu was already suspicious and worried.

In front of her eyes was a twisted spectacle. An exhausted drooling Alice was limping on the ground. Her body fluids leaked all over, leaving a sick perverted odor in the air. Next to her was a Marisa, or what used to be a Marisa. What remains is a lump of bean paste with several tendrils sprouting from it.

Reimu was certainly old enough to know what has happened.
"A..A... ALice... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! WHY YOU DO THIS!"

A tired Alice looked at Reimu and grinned.
"R.. Reimu.. Alice did this for you"
"Yu?!"
"But I guess Alice was too excited..."
"Alice!?"
"Reimu should have been there.. Alice was really refreshed.. so pleasant. Ahh. but.. they're still some toys left if Reimu wants to get refreshed"

Soft koyukkuri voices were heard
"pwease... id hurch!" "sis hwelp! sis!"

Reimu was shocked speechless, but something broke the silence.

It was at this inappropriate moment that a koyukkuri dropped from Marisa's tendril.
::plop::
"chake id eachy!"
It was a yukkuri Alice.

"Ah.. I wanted a Marisa toy..."
Exhausted mother Alice replied.

>>1587370

Reimu snapped and lunged at Alice. This was her breaking point.

"ALICE!!!! DROP DEAD EASY!!"

SPLAT
Reimu dived down hard on Alice.

"yuhkkh.. yubeee!"
SPLAT SPLAT
"d.. don't you like this? YUKH!"
SPLAT SPLAT
"don't you... YUBEE!... hate Marisa?"
"!?"
...
Reimu paused

"Yubee! I heard about it! Reimu was betrayed by a scum Marisa..."
"..!?"
"So why is Rei.. YUBEE!"
SPLAT SPLAT
"Shut up and drop dead easy!"
Reimu continued her assault

SPLAT
"Re. Reimu...why?"

Alice was dead, but Reimu did not stop her rampage. She went on to crush Marisa's corpse and the still unborn koyukkuri attached to her.

"Nooo!!! mwommy! sis!"
The lone Alice koyukkuri cried out in despair.
Reimu gave it one last fierce glance before squashing it down on it with a body press.

SPLAT
"yukhu.."

At that moment, other yukkuri arrived at the scene. "yuu!? what's going on!?"

The flock saw the spectacle before them and was held with dread.

"Yuu.. isn't that Alice? Isn't that Marisa?"
"Why is Marisa?! Yubee!! It's horrible! yuu!
"Did Alice do this?!"

"It's all Alice's fault! They can't be trusted!"
The flock listened to Reimu's angry ravings with mix of pity and horror.

...

Reimu was in a very strange mood for the rest of the day. The rest of the flock avoided her. They had an idea what had happened and decided to leave Reimu alone for a while.

Reimu was sad. Reimu was angry. Reimu was more sad than angry. But above all, Reimu was feeling empty and lonely once more.

"Is there really no one else Reimu can take it easy with?"
Reimu went to sleep, burdened by that thoughts.

Elsewhere...

munch
munch munch..
"yueeeeeenn yuueeee!"

A lone crying koyukkuri was eating the remains of its fellow siblings

munch munch
munch munch

"why you kill mwommy?"

>"Nhooooooooooooooo!"

That's usually what the Alice screams out during orgasm, not what the victim says. Maybe do it as "Nwooooooooooo!"?

Saving thread from page 10

This writefag is taking it too easily.

>>1589213

Shhh! I've been in writer shoes. At this point there is some problem with the plot, obviously. Let him take it easy, or we will get half-raw story twist.

>>1587344
>You' re the one who wrote story about Tewi rape troupe
where can I find this story my good sir

>>1589285
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/1509249#reply1518568

Writefag here

I don't really have any problems with the plot. It's done. The hardest part writing it in a manner that doesn't sound too much like "Repercussions of Evil"

I'm just not a wordsmith

>>1590235

"No! I must take it easy" Yukkuri said
"No Yukkuri, you are the easy" the radio said
And then Yukkuri was some kind of edible zombie

Chapter 5: Reimu

A few more seasons passed. Reimu is now close to being considered an old maid by yukkuri standards. Reimu knew this, but she has learned to accept it.

"C'mon and play with Marisa ZE! You can't be like that all the time"
"Yuu! Reimu is feeling ill right now. Reimu wants to take it easy alone"

Reimu was not devoid of suiters, but Reimu's failed courtships has jaded her towards the advances of other yukkuri. Reimu believed that she could take it easy alone. Reimu had no need for a mate nor children.

"Yuhehehehe!! Mwommy's cheek feels so warm~"

...

Still, every know and then she feels lonely when she looks at other yukkuri families. Lost in thought, Reimu wandered around aimlessly. Before she knew it, she near the outskirts of the forest

"Yunh! yuunh!"
"?"
Reimu heard another yukkuri. Reimu turned towards the noise and a saw another yukkuri taking its time, leaping step by step. It was another Reimu, yet, something was different. This Reimu was missing her ribbon. Furthermore, what is she doing?

"Yunh! yuunh!"

It took a while for Reimu to understand, but Reimu could know see that the other Reimu was carrying much food inside her mouth. The amount of food is weighing this Reimu down.

>>1590276

"I can help, yuu!" Reimu said to the other Reimu.
The ribbon-less Reimu was alerted to other Reimu's presence and was startled.

"Yubee!?"

In reflex ribbon-less Reimu spilled the food she was carrying in her mouth. Insects, nuts, and various other half chewed edibles spilled to the ground. But ribbon-less Reimu cared little for that and promptly fled away.

"Yuyuyuyu!!" "Yuu! Wait!"

Reimu had an idea what was going on. This ribbon-less Reimu has been persecuted by other yukkuri because of her appearance. She has seen things like that happening to other yukkuri. Because of this, ribbon-less Reimu has learned to avoid contact with others.

"Yuu! don't be afraid!"

Persistent Reimu finally managed corner ribbon-less Reimu. Despite trembling nervously, ribbon-less Reimu put up a defiant glare.

"YUU!! wh. what do you want?"
... "R... Reimu, let's take it easy, together"

This was Reimu and ribbon-less Reimu's fated encounter. Their days would be brighter from now on.
...
"Reimu... you're unrefined as usual"
Unknown to both of them, a yukkuri Alice grinned smugly.

Does anyone have caps of the failed ShiftJIS that started it all?
If not, could someone with points in Moon ask that on their boards?

It's needed for the wiki.

What happened to the story with Yukari training the Yukkuri Yuyuko? Did the author just stop writing or something?

>>1591690

Looks like that's the case. Haven't missed a thread since that time.

apparently playful biting is another way of showing affection

>>1592609

Just be careful when you do it with a Marisa. They tend to be assholes.

90 percent of Reimu's misfortune comes from Marisa
They're just not meant to be together

Interesting observation.

>>1593684

>>1593693
http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/post/view/1635
http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/post/view/1656
http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/post/view/1657
http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/post/view/1672
Resolution is too large for these. I don't want to split them up and keep out the hardship title, so I think it's better to save them in their entire form using shiteitte.net.

>>1593756
Oh god, the U-pack...
It continues after that, doesn't it?

>>1593756
Where's your picture from?

>>1592175
Damn. It was one of the more interesting ones, too.

>>1593946

I didn't know someone liked that. I'll continue writing when I have time.

yukkuri Reimu has battered wife syndrome
they keep seeking companionship with Marisa even though they'll just be hurt in the end

Chapter 6: Outcast

A ribbon less Reimu fidgeted around nervously in her nest. Her home was a cave near the outskirts of the forest. It was well isolated from other yukkuri. She was waiting.

"yu.. yu.. what's taking so long"
...?
"Reimu! I'm back. I brought you some food!"
"R.. Reimu!"

Once, there was an unusual yukkuri couple living in the magic forest. It was a pair consisting of Reimu and another Reimu.

"Yu.. d.. did anyone follow you?"
"Take it easy! Reimu was alone"

And this was their typical meeting.

"Yu.. I've cleaned everything"
"We can take it easy now"

Reimu and ribbonless-Reimu has repeated this secret meeting many times by now. They knew that such a controversial pair would meet persecution by their peers, so they chose to meet in discreet.

"H.. how many will be born?"
"Yuu.. Reimu doesn't know either"

Next to the Reimus was a soft stack of hay decorated with flowers. And a bit further from that, a generous stack of food: mushrooms, berries, insects and even human snacks were piled up carefully. Ribbon-less Reimu had spent a lot of time preparing the nest, while the other Reimu foraged for food. These were preparations for a baby.

>>1594400

"Reimu.. I am nervous.."
"Yuu.. me too.."
"Let's take it easy together forever.."

...
...

"Ufufufu.. yuhuhuhu!"
Unknown to the pair, a yukkuri Alice laughed mockingly from her hiding place.

This Alice had a particularly rough childhood. Her mother was murdered just after her birth. She herself had barely survived an attempt at her life by eating remains of her dead siblings. It was sickening and unrefined thing to do, still Alice didn't want to die just yet. No, not while a great injustice went unpunished. This Alice endured and grew larger. Alice learned to fend for herself. Alice did things that other Alices would consider to be unrefined to survive. But Alice didn't care. She would survive and see justice delivered to this murderous Reimu by any means.

"nhhh.. Reimu.. that feels so nice..."
"Reimu feels so soft and warm..."

Alice has stalked these two since their first fated encounter. Truthfully, there were many chances in which Alice could have attacked either of the two by surprise, but Alice had always denied herself the pleasure to do so. This Alice doesn't want to kill Reimu so easily. When Alice's mother died, nobody raised any objections. It's as if they were condoning Reimu's murder of her mother. Since then, Alice decided that if she were to kill Reimu, it would be in a way that the masses approve. Reimu would feel the pain she experienced long ago.

And now, Alice has found her means.

"re.. Reimuuuu!"
"Reimuuu!"

Yukkuri Alice stopped her observation and disappeared into the depths of the jungle.

>>1594415
I'm kind of lost. Which of the Reimus killed Alice's mother? The ribbonless one or the other?

The one from the earlier chapters. This Alice survived being squished by Reimu

The ribbon-less Reimu is another yukkuri Reimu met and fell in love with recently.

>>1574005
... what the fuck is going on in that picture?

Was this ever translated?

>>1594668

doesn't really need translation

top Flandre says "TAKE THIS! LAEVATEIN!!!"

middle Reimu says "I'M BWEAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"

bottom Flandre says "Uhh.. yum yum"
bottom Reimu is yu-ing like a pig

>>1582875
>"There's this interesting book Patchu want to finish reading."
I can't help but wonder, how did she get a book in the forest? And how it's considered perfectly natural to have one.

Perhaps Patchoulis commanding a group of other types could manage to steal a book, or even two, but these would be prized possesions of the whole group/clan, and the "master librarian Patchouli" would keep a tight watch on them.
But Patchouli just says she's going to read, like it's the most natural thing ever.

It just bothers me. While trying to find a way to hang a lampshade on it, I got a funny idea. What if their books were not the same thing we consider books?

Various Patchoulis could write "books" on leaves and bark an such, and then share them with each other.
A typical book would be about 6 leaves tied together and read something like " Proffesor Patchouli from the meadow by the mountain reports: Plants start at the bottom and then usually go up. Sometimes there are fruit at the top. A fruit left in the ground for too long will sometimes grow into a plant. This property may be useful." and a Patchouli would spend a whole day reading it.

The "books" could also contain quotes they managed to remember reading books at people's places.

They get it from Marisa's house

Marisa has stolen so many books that she just leaves them all over the place

Moe

Fixed the tags on yukkuri.shiteitte.net

You can now lookup the hardship comic by tags:
"comic hardship translated"

Not complete though.

one last time before I head off to class, I must know source.

who the hell tags there?

>>1597860
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Unlike most other danboorus, the tags for the image are below. On the left side are "related" tags, which are determined in some unknown way and often make so little sence, they could as well be random.

It confused me at first too. And now I just ignore the tags on the left and just type in tags, or copy paste from the bottom if needed.

I'm hoping it's changed in a future version.

scuMarisa cares more for her hat than her child

Gee, bit surprise there. Still, I wonder if this was based on a written story.

It's easier to make another child than to get another awesome hat

Yukkuri are baby factories, anyway

Holly fuck. All the uploaders got bombed?

it works for me

just rather slow

Yay, we're getting rapist alices in yukkuri postal. Also custard instead of bean paste, which is more accurate.

By the way uploaders wasn't bombed. Stuff there was concentrated in archives and re-uploaded from 1st entry to some other entry. So they got archivated, zipped instead.

>>1598453
Link, please?

>>1598470
1. There's always been custard.
2. All it is is a change in face image. Anyone can do it.

What is Yukkuri porn?

>>1598560
http://orochi.iiichan.net/t-h/res/9508.html

http://orochi.iiichan.net/t-h/res/9802.html#i9995

>>1598560

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4047065

i fapped to yukkuri once, but that was it

>>1598560
I find that Alices often manage to look more sexy than it should be possible.

I edited this, but I have no idea what the joke means. Any help? Here's the original blog post by Makako.

Title: さとりは何でも知っている

さとりさまがぶったああぁーーー！！！
あーおりんりん可愛いなぁ

委託がやっと完了しましたのでメロンブックス様で通販ご利用できます。
気が向いたら買ってやって下さい。
サンクリで刷ったのと中身に大きな違いはありません。当然だけど
ちょっと遊び紙の色が違うのと印刷所さんが違うだけでごわす

※…もう売り切れて…ました…
ダメだほんとに読めない　ごめんなさいマジでorz
店舗で見かけたという情報をちょびっと頂いたので、もし近くとかだったら
そちらを覗いて頂けると…
ちゃんと教訓にして次に生かしたいと切に思っている所存であります…

例大祭の申し込み、気が抜けてるうちに忘れそうで怖いんだぜ
受かったらゆっくり本かカードかを作るつもりなんだぜ
あと絵とかゆっくり絵とか溜まってたのちょっと追加しといた
「ほのぼの」マリアリ漫画とか忘れてたぜ…

拍手返信後でできるかもなのでゆっくり待っててね！！！
できんかったらごめん

>>1598774
Just when I was happy about them dying after a long time of "slice of easy" stories, this happens!

>>1598259

>>1598470

It's on uploaders

>>1599471
>It's time for penis land!
My kind of Yukkuri.

This is the right relationship between Yukkuri Patchy and books.

>>1603857
I lol'd

classic rock pop trick

>>1604180

ha ha ha

>>1604187
>>1604180
aahahhaha great

>>1604199

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>>1604180
>>1604187
I don't get it, but best Yukkuri death I'll ever see.

>>1604218
Don't tell me you have never mixed Pop Rocks and cola together?
Where have you lived in, Africa?

>>1604218
>>1604225
Cokes and Mentos

In 2008 A.D.,
Yukkuri Wars was beginning.

http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/post/view/1690

mating with Marisa types is bad karma, Reimu

>>1604275

that's a weird way to draw pidgeons. maybe they're youkai pidgeons

>>1604279
Why couldn't they eat the birds?

>>1604284

you're asking something made out of dough to eat birds

they can't do it

>>1604271

Zatsu is doing this obviously doing this for the lulz.

His plea to anonymous to not make a 2nd Jissouseki occur is a parody of Turn A Gundam Loran's don't make a 2nd Black History plea.

And yes, he's the one who makes the edits to his own images and spreads them gyakkutai boards. Though he's doing that to smear yukkuri abusers.

>>1604320
>Zatsu is doing this obviously doing this for the lulz.
RITE XD

>>1594415
Chapter 7: Subpoena

It has been half an hour since Alice left the Reimu pair.

"..yuhh.. yuhh.."
"..hfff...why won't Reimu's babies grow?"

Reimu had refreshed Ribbon-less Reimu for the 3rd time. Typically baby bearing stalks would grow out of yukkuri's head by now; but for this pair, that efforts remain fruitless.

"Yuu.. WHY IS NOTHING COMING OUT!?"
Reimu was terribly frustrated. Why is she kept being denied her right to take it easy?

"R.. Reimu.. I'm sorry"
Ribbonless Reimu apologized. Her latent sense of inferiority put the blame on herself before the other Reimu" But Reimu did not care for that. Her bean paste was too preoccupied with other matters.

"...Reimu, let's get refreshed differently..."
"yu?"
"Reimu will be on the bottom this time"

Reimu did not say it out loud, but her subconscious was also blaming this ribbon-less Reimu.

"bu.. but.. who will do the hunting? Reimu doesn't have a ribbon so she can't..."

Originally it was proposed that Ribbon-less Reimu would give birth and Reimu would do the foraging. After all, having no ribbon can be a huge liability if she meets other yukkuri on her hunt. But Reimu is impatient now, and having a baby became her priority. With reason lost, Reimu barked at her ribbon-less mate

>>1604706

"REIMU WANTS BABIES SO SHE CAN TAKE IT EASY! HURRY UP AND REFRESH REIMU, EASY!"

Ribbon-less Reimu and Reimu changed positions. Ribbon-less Reimu was now on top. Their refreshing ritual continued.

"Yuuuhh.!!"
"YOOAAAA.. Refreshed! Refreshed!"

The pair tried several more times, but as usual, their efforts bore no fruit.

"WHY!!!???"
"Yueeeeeeeeee!! why won't the babies come out?"
Ribbon-less Reimu was crying by now. No doubt because of her self blaming mentality.

"babies! hurry up and come out, easy!"
"yuueeee.. yueee... re.. reimu.."
"why!? WHY WON'T BABIES COME OUT?!"

...

"That's because what you're doing is a sin against God"
An unfamiliar voice boomed in the air, surprising both Reimu.

"yu!?"
"yuyuyuyuee? how did they find Reimu?!"

A group of yukkuri gradually appeared before the Reimu pair. There's was a visibly scowling Marisa, a smug looking Alice, and several other yukkuri of various types looking upon them in disdain. Leading all of that was a pair of yukkuri of commendable presence.

In front was a green haired yukkuri dressed in royal blue colors. Not a spec of dust covered her. Slightly behind her was a yukkuri with twin pigtails.

Yukkuri Sikieiki and yukkuri Komachi has arrived.

"Sikeiki hereby summon you two for trial"

"yuyuyyuu!?"

>>1604707

>HURRY UP AND REFRESH REIMU, EASY!

This is where "slowly" instead of "easy" could get handy. But, alas, we can't shift positions.

Nice story, waiting for grand finale.

>>1604741
Anyone who advocates "slowly" should drop dead easy.

>>1604707
Chapter 8: Trial pt.1

A group of yukkuri formed a circle around a tree stump. On top of it was yukkuri Sikeiki. Placed near the center bellow it was yukkuri Reimu, and behind her yukkuri Komachi. This was the typical placement for a defendant in a yukkuri trail. If a defendant was to make any attempts to flee, Komachi would easily overpower her. If under the orders of yukkuri Sikieki, a yukkuri Komachi could match even a yukkuri Flandre. And she could certainly handle a rebellious yukkuri Reimu. Much further behind Reimu was ribbon-less Reimu. She was flanked by several other yukkuri. There was also no escape for her.

"Reimu... reimuuuu.. I'm scared.. yuueeeeee..."
Ribbon-less Reimu cried but the crowd remained indifferent.

"We gathered here today for the trial of yukkuri Reimu and her crimes of breaking the a yukkuri taboo"
"Before we start this, Sikieki would like to thank Alice's prompt reaction in notifying the Sikieki. Had it not been for Alice, this would have gone unnoticed"

"Alice was just doing her duty"
A yukkuri Alice grinned smugly at Reimu

(soo... that's who told.... wait.. has Reimu met her somewhere?)

>>1605149

"So it was all just an excuse so Reimu could get refreshed with another Reimu?"
Reimu felt the pressure in Sikieki's tone.

"Yuu? what's wrong with that? Reimu and Reimu wants to take easy together!"
A perplexed Reimu voiced her objections. The whispers grew louder.

"Why does it have to be another Reimu? Can Reimu not take it easy with other yukkuri?"
Sikieki pressured on.

"Yuu! at first Reimu tried to be nice to Marisa, but all Marisa are dirty"
"Reimu is a liar!" "Drop dead, easy~!" "Re..Reimu..."
Various reactions were head from the Marisa types within the crowd.

>>1605157

Chapter 9: Trial Pt.2

"Reimu, let's just say that Reimu has bad memories with Marisa, but what about the others?"

"Yuu.. after that, Reimu met Patchu"
Reimu continued her story.

"Patchu knows a lot of things, but Reimu can't take it easy with someone who can't move!"
"MUKYUUUUUuuuuu! What do you mean by that!?" An angry Patchu voiced her objection.

"Patchu just stays inside all the time. Patchu rarely goes out, and if Patchu goes out, Patchu is so slooow!. Patchu is taking it too easy!
The crowd gasped. "Taking it too easy?" what crazy speak is this?

>>1605415

Sikieki nodded to herself silently, contemplating things.

"Sikieki is begining to see the problem here. Continue, Reimu..."

"After that.. Reimu met Alice. Alice seemed very nice at first, but she turned out to be a rapist!"
A yukkuri Alice in the audience bit her lip. She did not like Reimu talking about her mother this way, but for now she decided to let the trial proceed.

"Sikieki has heard of this case before, but never the details"
"Could Reimu tell Sikieki the details?"
"Yuu.. alright"
Reimu sighed. She is forced to relive a bad memory.

"Alice and Reimu was getting along so well. Alice was going to propose to Reimu one day"

Yuu...

OH MY GOD I NEED MORE

Chapter 10: Trial pt. 3

"Yuu.. there was one or two little Marisa! Marisa can tell the story, yuu~!"
"And where can we find those little Marisa now, Reimu?"
"Yuyu..Reimu..doesn't.."

"Sikieki-sama, can Patchu say something?"
A Patchu in the crowd made her voice heard.

"Patchouli may speak"

"Mukyuu~ Patchouli and several others have searched that place once. Patchu found several little Marisa, but they were all dead"

"Yuu!!! Patchu is a liar!!!"
Reimu screamed in defiance.

>>1607740

Unmoved, Yukkuri Sikieki asked yukkuri Reimu once more.
"What did Alice actually say that to Reimu?"
"Yu.. yuu.. Al... Alice told Reimu to go a secret place. Alice told Reimu there would be a surprise..."
"... I see, Sikieki is starting to understand the true story now
"yu... yuu?"

Sikieki held her silence while the crowd grew more restless.
"Mukyuu.. this seems difficult.." A few yukkuri Patchouli commented among themselves.
"I don't get it" A confused yukkuri Chen looked to a yukkuri Ran for explanation.
"Dick, dick dick! yukhu!!" A yukkuri Youmu spouted pointless obscenities before being silenced by her peers.
"Reimu! Reimu!!! are you okay!!!"
Ribbon-less Reimu was worried. That earlier blow yukkuri Komachi dealt to Reimu seemed painful.

>>1607747

"Whenever Reimu encounters a problem, Reimu blames everything on the other yukkuri"
"!? Yuu! Reimu has done nothing wrong!!!"

Sikieki ignored Reimu
"Reimu is a bad yukkuri and a liar!"
"Yugyu?!"
"Reimu was never attacked by Remirya. The chances of meeting Remirya and Flandre on the same night and surviving that is very very low. Sikieki concludes that Reimu was lying."
"Yu!?"

"Reimu didn't lie about Patchouli, but it's clear to Sikieki that Reimu is an insensitive and bad yukkuri"
"Yuyu!?

"Reimu also lied about Alice!

I'm still waiting for yukkuri vore

>>1607750
AND?!?

This thread at autosage. New thread >>1609547