/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1595219
Sauce?

ACCEPTABLE /jp/ DATING THREAD

Sorry, she's Nobuyuki Fukumoto's bitch.

>>1597442
I'll fight with him for her. I'm sure he is much smaller than he appears in that photo.

People tend to notice you when the chloroform wears off and they wake up in the pit you dug in your basement.

I'm just sayin'.

Shokotan is so perfect for me.

She has the good aspects of a fujoshi and is cute at the same time. If only she could know how I feel about her. ;_;

Do you think she actually reads the messages that people send her on her site? Maybe I could let her know that way.

Shoot her with arrows.

>>1597455
I would never do such an awful thing to Shokotan.

We wouldn't even have to go out or do anything even remotely sexual. Just being near her would be enough for me.

what site?

>>1597478
http://blog.excite.co.jp/shokotan

You can send her messages in her guestbook, but there is a fee.

There are plenty of girls as good as her in Japan.
and everywhere else. You're just an idiot OP

>>1597477

It doesn't have to be horrible. That's all up to the man holding the rag.

>>1597499
No, Shokotan is the only 3D girl for me. I have decided this already.

If I can't have her, I will throw myself into the 2D world permanently and eventually die alone.

>>1597515

Dying alone is underrated, but I guess Shoko's not bad. At least it isn't Aya.

>>1597427

Be prepared, OP. She still lives with her mother.

>>1597542
I don't see how that is a bad thing.

Anyone who could tell you a good way to get Shokotan to love you would then be giving up the ideas he's carefully thought up to win Shokotan's love for himself.

Yeah. I'm not telling you any of my ideas. If you REALLY loved her you'd think them up yourself.

Also bear in mind that if you start putting any of them into action you will have to kill me.

Cut her into 17 pieces.

I'm not going to lie to you OP. The "doki doki chikoku chikoku daisakusen" is your best option. Don't forget the toast.

>>1597577
I think you are confusing your pathetic celebrity crush for actual love. Why should I lower myself to a fight for Shokotan's love with a scrub such as yourself?

My love for Shokotan transcends that of a filthy wota. I would do anything for her. I am determined. If I can't at least meet her one day, I won't be able to die happy.

DOUBUTSU☆GYAKUTAI

>>1597597

you're fucking pathetic

why didn't you just go to anime expo

>>1597619
She takes in homeless and sick cats. She is nicer to animals than most people.

>>1597624
I do not live in the US. And if I did, I probably wouldn't be up to date on that stuff anyway.

I have no interest in YOUR fucking internet idol mongrels

>>1597427
Ugh, she looks like an orangutan.

Why would you want to date an ape?

>>1597639
Because fuck you, anonymous.

>>1597634
Huh? She looks purebred enough.

I know EXACTLY how you feel, OP. That being said, I can't really help you, although I wish I could.
What's important is to never give up. Chase after your dreams, because there might be chance that they will come true one day. ♥

>I need dating advice from you

>>1597634
Shokotan is a pure-bred Japanese woman. And she is much more than a mere "internet idol".

>>1597794
I knew you would understand me, Dedicated Hirano Aya-sama Fan.

I have seen how you are just as dedicated as I am in your pursuit of the distant dream of meeting the only woman you have ever loved. I wish you luck.

(´Д｀；)ハァハァ

I need dating advice from you.

Aki Eda is the only 2D/3D girl I have ever been interested in, but she doesn't even know who I am. How do I get her to love me back, /jp/? ;_;

GET AWAY FROM MY SHOKOTAN

SHE IS MAI WAIFU NOT YOURS

tu tu lu

ORE WA SHOKO

I still read her name as Shotacon on first glance.

>>1598590
Wow, how the fuck do you do that hand gesture? My pinky and ring fingers don't bend like that.

>>1598602
You just do.

It's a fucking struggle though.

>>1598602
Nips aren't human.

>>1598602
Drink more milk, mine do

I AM THUS DESTINED TO BECOME SHOKOTANS HUSBANDO

If you can pull off a good Trunks or Sephiroth cosplay, you might have a chance.

>>1598622
But she wants Trunks as brother, not as lover... or is she into incest?

>>1598629
All Japanese people are into incest.
No exceptions.

an hero