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15958015 No.15958015 [Reply] [Original]

Hatate doesn't have many friends.
Will you be her friend?

>> No.15958023

Sure, friends by my definition subject to retroactive change along with the actions friends do.

>> No.15958030

Sex friends,sure.

>> No.15958032

Will it come with benefits?

>> No.15958035
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15958035

Would she really be okay with having such degenerate friends?

>> No.15958058

I know that feel. Absolutely.
I dunno if we share many interests, though. What's she like?

>> No.15958119

No.

>> No.15958140

>>15958015
It's a bit hard, considering she isn't real but otherwise, yes.

Though I'm not sure how people would react to tengu-human interactions.

>> No.15958208

Yes, she seems like a lovely little lady.

>> No.15958235

Sitting around with Hatate doing nothing at all! Not even talking!

>> No.15958255
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I want to be Hatate's friend! I want her to be obsessed with me! I want to go out, and have Hatate clinging to me the entire time! I want to get constant texts from her, and if I don't reply in 10 seconds she gets worried! I want to subtly imply that I want to see her naked, and wake up with hundreds of Hatate nudes on my phone!

>>15958235
I just want Hatate to stare and smile at me for hours

>> No.15958281

I am going to get close to her a little bit at a time and then one day when she considers me as someone close I'll say "can I see your phone? I want to add my contact information so we can keep in touch." then I'll take her flip phone and snap it in two.

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Taters are for friending

>> No.15958348
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>>15958015
Does being her friend entails a lot of frolicking? If it is, then I'm fine with it.

>> No.15958355

>>15958348
you're gonna need a license for those cute eyebrows, 'taters

>> No.15958423

>>15958015
yes, let's get along and talk

>> No.15959668
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15959668

Would you go through her room with a garbage bag and gloves?

>> No.15959795

Probably not honestly. She sounds like she would be problematic. More problematic than Marisa, and Marisa is at least easygoing and fun to be around.

>> No.15959804

>>15959668
I would go through that hole between her feet with my penis, if you know what I mean

>> No.15960519

>>15959668
Nope! I want to touch all of her cummy schlick-tissues with my bare hands!

>> No.15961815
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15961815

Don't worry, I usually just replace them with tic tacs or smarties.

>> No.15962208

I'll be her friend if Valve ever release the patch to fix her skirt.

>> No.15962422
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>> No.15964137

I would be her friend only if she let's me eat all her eggs.

>> No.15964968
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15964968

Let her in.

>> No.15966045

>>15962422
I want to play with Hatate's feet!

>> No.15966624

>>15960519
I want to taste Hatate's girl juice on her old tissues! But I'd much rather get it straight from the source!!

>> No.15966669
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>>15966624
If you're nice enough to Hatate, and give her enough love and attention, she'll let you do anything with her~! ANYTHING!

She might also stare at you through your window for 8 straight hours while you sleep, but the pussy game ridiculous.

>> No.15966707

>>15966669
If someone like Hatate was doing something so mean to her body, I would gladly be her friend.

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>> No.15967229

I want Hatate to walk around in her panties in front of me!

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>> No.15967714

I'm so desperate for some kind of interpersonal interaction, I'd try to friend anyone.

>> No.15968018

>>15964968
Jeez girl, I'm trying to open the door, you're only making it slower.

>> No.15969201

i'm so glad canon hatate is nothing like people over here describe her

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>> No.15970517
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15970517

i want to be hatate's boy friend!

>> No.15970524
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15970524

I really do.

>> No.15971055

>>15970444
Hatate knows how much you like feet, and she loves teasing you with them, and enjoys looking at the huge boners that her feet create!

>> No.15971069
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>> No.15971488

>>15970524
I love this picture!
I love it!

>> No.15972334
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>>15972334
RIP doggone

>> No.15976681
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15976681

I love Hatate's FEET! She likes indulging me in my fetish! She lets me play with them, and makes them smell just the way I like them!

>> No.15976873
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15976873

Hatate loves her boyfriend, and she loves creating boners! To Hatate, every erection she makes is a work of art - her very own creation! The only thing she loves more than building boners is knocking them down...!

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>>15971069
n-no

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