/jp/ - Otaku Culture

first for cockatrice waifu

Dragons are cute!

>>15947898
2nd for ZUNtier art

>You will never get pulled into a tentacle girls slimy embrace
>You will never be slathered with aphrodisiacs while receiving a full-body massage
>You will never be milked for hours before stumbling back to your village
Life is truly suffering.

I love hotdogs!

>>15947906
>subject in the name field

Never send an amateur to do an OP's job.

>>15947906
I'd rather kill myself.

>>15947909
The one time I forget, it's with the best girl.

Unfortunate.

>>15947893
>cuddling a smug monster girl
She abused me, why would I help her! Sure, she might bully me because she has no real friends, but that's till no excuse! She should apologize!

>>15947915
>best girl
(You)

>>15947908
Why is that Helldog happy?

12 posts in and we're halfway to the image limit. Kept it up guys!

>>15947906
tentacle girls are love

>>15947906
>You will never get addicted to her body
>You will never make you way back to her
>She will never ask if you came for vengeance
>You will never tell her that you're here for round 2

I bet Tentacles girls all lack self-confidence and you'd make one so happy by accepting her

>>15947934
I don't know man. I think they're secretly smug. They act all innocent when you show up again, but they know the pleasure of round one was seared into your brain. They want you completely addicted to them.

>>15947927
Because she knows people love her!

>>15947919
Would she break down and cry as she apologized, tearily admitting she doesn't want you to leave her? Would you let her cuddle with you through the night?

>>15947960
I love you Hellhound!

>>15947945
>smug tentacles
>whisper lewd things as they ravish you
>love nibbles
>plenty of gentle teasing
Oh my.

>>15947893
I swear we just had this recently as an OP image.

I need a shortstack yeti in my bed.
Its cold and I can't feel my feet.

>>15947930
The fuck are you talking about?

>>15948003
I swear that the Deer came out last month.
I mean, everyone was talking about fucking deer with the same picture and everything.

There sure are a lot of MGs that no one seems to talk about despite being pretty decent. Gandharva, Merrow, Khepri, the Obakes, etc. Is it only the quiet types that are attracted to them?

>>15948037
Maybe people who like them are just waiting for an opportunity to talk about them. That I guess there aren't many fans here.

>>15948010
But if a shortstack yeti is low enough in bed to keep your feet warm under the covers, then her breasts will be right at dick level.

>>15948074
I just need extra heat for my body.
She can have her head at my chest.
won't even need to do anything lewd to her

>>15947965
Not the same anon, but I would.
I'd even let her pump me with her tailpussy while we cuddled.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be kind to loli whitehorns.

They are getting new to this 'leading guys out of the mountains' thing so she may get turned around once or twice leading you out.

>>15948037
There's at least one guy that likes Khepri.

>>15948079
She's gonna crawl up the covers when you're almost asleep and hug you tighter when her head pokes from the covers and lays next to yours

>>15948085
>Cuddling with casual tailpussy
I like how you think,anon.

Well, hello. Modified the original idea but oh well.

>>15947898
What's her appeal?

>>15948112
A wild Loen appeared!

How's your commission queue these days?

Reminder that all monstergirls are fro bullying.

>>15948112
>not 'For mature monstergirl fans only!'

>>15948114
Didnt even finish Miia yet, I have failed my ancestors. In my defense I had a really fucked up month, just made it through and have free time now.

>>15948113
she's really fast

>>15948113
Honestly couldn't say. I'm assuming they can't fly because chicken, but they get blown out by Jubjub for grounded birds, and their body is generic harpy other than the lizard tail. Maybe it's for people who want lizards with their birds? Or maybe she lays a lot of eggs?

Also, Cockatrice should really get a redesign. The Tumblr cockatrice is way cuter.

I want to help a fox brush her tails
>see one of your classmate grooming her tails during lunch
>that's gonna take her forever, so you ask if you could lend a hand
>"Eh? Anon? Nonono, I-I could never bother you with such a favor."
>say it's no problem and grab one of her other brushes, gently running through her tails
>she turns her head away from you, but you can see her cheeks turning red
>each time you stroke her fluffy fur, she makes this little gasps and moans
>boy, you sure hope you're not hurting her
>close to finishing, she's squirming in her chair and she's clutching her desk pretty hard
>man, this has to hurt like hell for her to be like that
>you finish up and apologize for being too rough as you start to walk away
>she grabs your sleeve just before you leave, her pupils having become an odd shape
>"C-can you please *haa* brush my tails *ngh* everyday, for the rest of my life?"

>>15948112
Requester here, bless and thank you Loen!

>>15948108
And that's not even getting into the ear teasing and neck kissing.
If the manticore looks like the one in your picture, then I'm gonna get my revenge for all those years of bullying.
Delicious lewd revenge.

>>15948131
>Letting some strange man brush her tails
Slut

>>15948085
>>15948108
>>15948136
I'm not even that big a fan of manticores but man, the idea of getting some literal tail action while cuddling is very appealing.

>>15947965
I'm just sick of her bullying, not heartless anon

>>15948129
>Honestly couldn't say. I'm assuming they can't fly because chicken, but they get blown out by Jubjub for grounded birds, and their body is generic harpy other than the lizard tail. Maybe it's for people who want lizards with their birds? Or maybe she lays a lot of eggs?

More she is a shy roadrunner who wants fit mates to rape her so she can turn the tables on them and turn them to stone to take home for later.

And if a guy isn't a prospective mate then she'll just plain turn him to stone and leave him for another monster to take.

Her design needs a redo, but she's a pretty solid monster girl in concept.

>>15948146
>some strange man
She's clearly very familiar with him.

>>15948166
Still slutty. A fox shouldn't let any man touch her tails until at least 3 months into their relationship.

>>15948171
They're classmates. They've probably known each other for years.

>>15948171
What's the problem with letting kind strangers touch you?

>>15948181
Someone post the doujin picture of the guy fondling a shocked elf's ears

Dullahans don't get enough love

>>15948185
That's different, anon. Tails need proper upkeep, and brushing a girl's tail is a great way to bond. There's zero reason to touch an elf's ears other than to get them aroused.

>>15948195
They will anon, they will, drawing one right now.

>>15948152
Is it wrong to want to cuddlefuck my delicious brown manticore ex-bully?
I want to see her blush when I kiss her straight on the lips when I cum.

>>15948201
this anon is right. besides, would a slut propose so innocently to someone who expertly brushes her tails?

I hope KC unveils the Automaton profile sooner or later, just so I can cling to the hope they get a surge of artwork.

>>15948230
Nothing wrong at all.

>You will never run into the manticore who bullied you back in high school years later
>You will never go out for drinks with her, only to wind up at her place, cuddling with lots of heavy petting

Mulling an idea over in my head and I can't tell if its silly or not.

Dwarves, as in short, buff, stacked and not toddlers, with beards. That aren't actually beards, but are just their hair parted to the front and braided to hang down like a beard lookalike.

Surely monstergirls don't make lewds of husbandos, right? That'd be immesureably indecent.

>>15948248
I imagine that that wouldn't be very attractive.

>>15948239
14 weeks. That's how long you're gonna be waiting.

>>15948246
Reminder that manticore are incredibly dishonest with their true feelings though.

>>15948230
>Delicious brown manticore

>>15948246
Would there be Leglocking and Tongue Kissing involved?

>>15948260
Godammit KC.

>>15948256
It would just be a wartime/ceremonial kind of thing hairdo. They'd have it out in a more casual setting. I'm not sure if I'm explaining it properly, like you take a chick with really long hair and have her part it and throw it all to the front so none of it actually runs down her back.
And then you join it in the middle with fancy metal rings and braids and plaits and shit.

And then they plonk their dwarven helmets on and boom. Dwarf soldier.

>>15948254
They do

>>15948269
Of course. With lots of love bites. And lots of slow pumps from her tail.

>>15948195
How would a Dullahan react to a guy walking in on her with her skirt around her ankles, her own head between her thighs & eating herself out?

>>15948279
stahp

>>15948286
I guess it depends on how she would feel about me taking the place of her head.

>>15948288
nyet

>>15948278
This can't be true. This is very improper! This must be stopped!

>>15948254
>meanwhile, on the other side of the rift, there's a monster girl sitting in her room on her computer buying another fig of you wearing just underpants while she's clutching a daki that has a picture of you in a suggestive pose almost completely naked
>she then reaches into a secret compartment in her desk and pulls out that new doujin starring you and a girl the same species as her
>she starts jilling off while self-inserting as that girl
No, I don't think they make lewds of husbandos...

>>15948286
Why have I NEVER thought of a Dullahan doing this? What the hell is wrong with me?

>>15948261
"I just did it for a meal. It's not like I like you or anything...baka"

>>15948296
You lack an imagination?

>>15948293
>nyet
I can't concentrate on my work if I'm daydreaming about lewd gentle-dom manticores

>>15948297
I want to give her a quick kiss on the nose and watch her start blushing uncontrollably.

>>15948292
Did you know that you are a monster husbando and she makes lewds of you?

>>15948294
>implying I'm relevant enough for any monstergirl to even know I exist.

>>15948305
That's okay, it's typically what I spend most of my shift daydreaming about, though typically with a Hellhound.

Why are gentle femdom and role reversal such top tier fetishes?

>>15948312
Monster's husbando*

>>15948313
It's too late now. She is already in her bed having dreams about you.

>>15948296
Taking off a Dullahan's head and doing lewd shit with it is half their draw! How could you not think one without a husband wouldn't go to town on herself?

Now I'm reminded of the webm of Lala going down on herself & cumming in her own mouth.

>>15948321
She's having dreams about the concept of having a husbando, but certainly not me as a person.

>>15948315
Because deep down you want to be lovingly doted on.

>>15948315
Because it's nice to be wanted and desired, and it's sexy when a girl isn't afraid to throw you onto the bed. Bondage, surrender, and all the other aspects are just icing on the cake.

>>15948326
Lala is best MonMusu

>>15948333
Well maybe a little bit.

>>15948328
are you saying you're not good enough to have a monstergirl care about you? anon, that is simply not true. you're her husbando, anon. a special existence that doesn't exist in her world

>>15948328
Nah, she is thinking about you. Your name, your height, weight, age, the good and bad things about you. Everything.

How does it feel to know that someone out there thinks about you everyday?

>>15948358
>the good and bad things about you
So only the bad things then.

>>15948315
>gentle femdom
>gentle

>>15948358
feels pretty mushy and fuzzy
how do i let my hellwan waifu know im constantly thinking about her?

>>15948394
Is it so wrong that I want to be a big wolfus dakimakura for the evening?

Nibble Nibble

>>15948401
Yes. You should feel ashamed.

>>15948264
I'm now imagining that manticore in the red dress performing that infamous Jessica Rabbit song scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

>>15948394
Don't you have a dick to be choking on Khepri?

>>15948405
why tho?

>>15948411
Because wolfus deserve better than you.

>>15948417
but why?

>>15948401
No, anon. You keep dreaming that dream.

>>15948417
Wolfus are too wild to be dommed, anon. Wolfus are for being dommed by.

>>15948271
It is always possible he could accelerate the releases at some point, maybe once he feels MGE 2 has been selling long enough, or maybe as a Christmas/New Years gift for fans.

>>15948430
But anon, being a big wolfu's dakimakura implies that she's in charge.

>>15948439
and that is a bad thing?

>>15948428
An entire party of big strong Wolfus!

>>15948439
I know, and I love it.

>>15948086
>You will never spook Whitehorns by wearing a bright orange vest.

>>15948450
The only spooky thing about that is your lack of /fa/

>>15948459
>Try to scare whitehorns
>Jump out at them in an orange hunting vest
>They insist on giving you a makeover on the spot
>Come home looking dapper as fuck.

>>15948449
I want a thicc Hellhound to sit on my face. I want to buried in those massive thighs and ass as I eat out red-hot pussy.

>>15948398
You don't need to do much , just think about her.
She goes to bed every night wagging her tail, heart full of hope that she'll meet you in her dreams.

>>15948495
>heart full of hope that she'll meet you in her dreams.
what fucking coincidence
do two people trying to meet each other in their dreams cancel each other out
is that why i've only ever seen her for the briefest moment before waking up

>>15948437
We can only hope.

That, or he releases another new girl ala Redcap, thereby delaying her release even more.

Just give up! You'll never amount to anything! Fuck you! You can't cook!

>>15948571
I can cook a mean calamari!

>>15948571
Well your knives look like clear plastic crap. How are YOU cooking anything at all when you can't slice for shit?

>>15948571
I want a story about A man determined to be the greatest chef in a world of Monster Girls!

Seeking to out-do each dish every Monster Girl species put forth!

>>15948571
>I can't cook

So she likes it raw?

>>15948583
Would rape-machines, preoccupied by sex as they are, care about cuisine?

Cooking manga is the new shounen shit.

>>15948618
It's solid leverage in wooing a man

>>15948620
>new
One Piece has had a cook in it for ages!
Man. Sanji wouldn't survive with our kinds of MGs around at all.

>>15948618
The second you introduce them to a well prepared meal, there's no going back for them.
Have you ever imagined a rape-machine monstergirl like an Ushi-Oni eating something that made her wiggle her ears?

>>15948618
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Grey_Lamentation_Mushroom

>(According to a certain Vampire gourmet, it's the most delicious ingredient besides the blood and spirit energy of her beloved husband.)

It seems some do. Between Satyrs making wine all day, high-class vampiric foodies, and wendigos chasing stretchy anime meat I think it's safe to say food can work as a distraction.

>>15948627
I dunno man. Sanji has given up tits for the sake of his crew plenty of times now.

>>15948618
Nothing will change a fox's love for fried tofu.

>>15948624
Brownie points?

>>15948640
gonna molest this angel!

>>15948638
Yeah, on tits that don't want him in the first place. But what if a girl was coming on to him?

>>15948647
That's actually a thing he did.

Should automatons be allowed to be as huge as dragons and hellhounds?
What if some were even larger?

>>15948649
When? I don't remember any girl having the hots for him except for Pudding, and she's not a rape machine, she's just a good girl.

>>15948651
You can make Golems and Automatons be as big as you need to fight kaiju.

>>15948654
Well she wanted him, she's hot, and he turned her down for his crew.

>>15948651
>Should automatons be allowed to be as huge as dragons and hellhounds?
Hell yeah, they are a species of modular magitek gynoids that come in assorted shapes and sizes after all.
>What if some were even larger?
7ft. is my maximum height limit for tall girls so I don't know.

>>15948658
But she didn't, as far as I know, jump all over him with pro-active dating.

>>15948659
>Max height is 7
But my waifu is taller than that

>>15948659
> not a skyscraping Colossus girl
> "Welcome to the Creamatoriom, location: my vagina. Please pick a hole and fuck it. Concessions are to the left.

>>15948661
You know who did take the aggressive approach though?
The Okamas.
I'd bet that kind of approach would dredge up some serious bad memories for Sanji.

>>15948643
>Molesting Morgana
Have fun being stuck in place for ten thousand years. Pray she doesn't work up the courage to rape you in that time.

>>15948670
Sanji would be balls deep in a stuttering Alp and you know it.

Give her the B

>>15948682
Milk the Kej.

>>15948402
I like it

Would you impregnate a mean monster and turn them into an embarrassed, domestically-inclined mom?

>>15948667
I'd say maximum height is 2, maybe 3 feet taller than yourself

Anymore difference and it'd make things awkward, although that could be considered a good thing

>>15948690
But the life of a house-husband is my cup of tea.

>>15948690
I don't think a mean monster would really give you a choice, though I absolutely would want her to go into full-on mom mode over the kid.

>>15948690
Do you have that greentext cap about the succubus that does that?
Gives me a heartboner every time.

>>15948720

>>15948725
Yes. This is fucking perfect.
That last line always gets me right in the emotions.

>>15948725
Was actually looking for that one. Thank you, anon.

>>15948618
One of the first things MGs would do when they arrive is explore the culinary delights our world has to offer.

>>15948733
>instant noodles all day every day
More time for sex?

>>15948733
How long would it take for one of them to try and use you for 'seasoning'?

>>15948734
The wonders of microwaves. Heating food in mere minutes!

Ice cream!

Pizza!

Sushi!

So much to eat, so little time!

>>15948740
I thought that was a fried squid on a stick for a moment. It's not.

>>15948743
What on earth are you talking abo-
Oh dear!

>>15948734
To be fair, even in a medieval/magitek setting our modern conveniences would probably be seen as incredible luxuries.

>>15948740
Just imagine the cute Ojou-samas who came to our world to see the sights and try all the food they can.
And maybe find themselves a cute husband too.

So has anyone ever thought of how you met your waifu? Do you have some idea of how it would go or is it just something that is? Tell me the stories if you have them.

>>15948755
Meeting her would be incredibly awkward and she'd probably slip on all my spaghetti and snap her neck, so no thanks.

https://exhentai.org/g/955246/57f5ada40b/

https://exhentai.org/g/973596/e3ebff74e5/

What monstergirl species would make for the best pears?

>>15948755
I don't have a waifu.

>>15948755
Sometimes I fantasize about the idea of monstergirls crossing over to our world not being particularly smooth and having a Hellhound crash land in my back yard.
She expected to come in and quickly secure a husband. What she got was a nervous human boy tending to her wounds and bringing her food while she rests on this "Couch" thing and watches the "TV" while he occasionally brings her some foul tasting little pills that dull the pain a bit.
And she's surprisingly okay with this. Especially when he pulls a few blankets over her and promises to check on her in the morning.

I've had this idea about a guy who goes out with a human girl who doesn't love him
He wants to form a family with her but she refuses her marriage proposal and forces him to wear condoms the rare times when they do have sex
This weird relationship goes on for 5+ years
Then he breaks down and buys some shady illegal monsterization potion and feeds it to her

Didn't think past that point

>>15948768
Don't forget the eggs.

>>15948773
Well yeah, what kind of shitty host doesn't make scrambled eggs and bacon for the injured monstergirl he's nursing back to health?

>>15948772
Why though? What's the motivations behind the character's actions. Why doesn't she just leave him, or he just run off with a monster girl?

>>15948779
>bacon
That's fine but she has to eat these eggs first.

>>15948755
Meet her s part as a new job working with the monstergirls.

>>15948768
What if she is found out?

>>15948772
>I'm going to stay in a relationship where the woman doesn't love me and turn her into a cock-obsessed slut against her will purely for sex
This goes beyond 3D and is just shit

>>15948593
underrated reply

>>15948784
epic meme my friend
+1 4chan pass

>>15948784
Nah, she can eat what she needs to eat.
I'm not going to make her do anything.

>>15948787
Then people are just going to have to live with her being here.

>>15948796
There's no need to be upset.

>>15948796
y u mad tho?

>>15948797
Live with the huge sexually aggressive wolfgirl with flaming eyes? What's stopping them from calling the cops?

>>15948801
You have to be 18 to post on this website.

>>15948802
Well she can't be sexually aggressive if she's still recovering from being injured.
And what she and I do in the bedroom is our business.
Really, when it comes to the people I know the reaction would be more like "Somehow I always knew you'd fuck an alien."

>>15948618
I wanna teach a Hellwan how to barbecue!

>>15948805
For what reason are you so disgruntled?

>>15948811
I want to see a Hellhound's eyes light up the first time she sinks her teeth into a home grilled beef burger.

>>15948763
That Wyvern's lewd sister is leading her astray!

>>15948670
I'm still waiting on a genderswap power-up for him already.

>>15948833

>>15948845
>Okama Kenpo exists
>dude spends 2 years with them
>was seen wearing a dress during that time
It's bound to happen.

>>15948763
Lich.

Anubis.

Would you let your waifu magically brand your dick to show that it's hers? She wants the same over her womb, as well.

>>15948871
I doubt she's magical enough to do that on her own, and she's too much of a lawful good to steal anything from work.

Besides, my dick belongs to our daughteru too!

>>15948871
Yes. Sounds hot.

Happy London morning people!

I just realised you can use magic to hyper-grow stuff, so if I'm with a gnome I don't have to be hungry when I'm broke!

>>15948755
I live in a big city and have an unfortunate habit of going for walks after dark. So the idea of wandering into a derelict chemical factory and getting SLOSHED by a slimegirl is amply believable why hasn't it happened already, goddamit

>>15948871
The only way I can imagine a slimegirl doing that is if - like drinking too much Sunny D turns you orange - fucking her too much turns my dick blue.

>>15948906
would you eat the prisoner fruit in a dark gnomes hair?

>>15948906
But anon, the magical reagents to cast a miracle-gro spell cost more than it would to just buy the vegetables...

>>15948907
Wouldn't a chemical slime be bad?

>>15948913
>Wouldn't a chemical slime be bad?
What do you think normal slimes are made of?
Neutrinos?

>>15948915
Not toxic runoff.

>>15948912
Of course, it won't be that simple, but having an earth element should be a significant perk. pulls I can gain the power to do the spells the best way possible.

>>15948906
Your Troll neighbor can share her delicious cooking recipes.

>>15948930
Fruit pies and threesomes sound like living the good life.

>>15948918
I guess I was more thinking that slimes would live in derelict chemical plants because all the pipes and vessels would be like a natural playground for them, rather than that they would actually be made out of acidic sludge.

>>15948939
>Fruit pies and threesomes
sounds more like a badly written porno

>>15948925
Can you grow other girls in an earth elemental? Maybe a dryad?

>>15949063
Not sure, the profile just says that the increase in power from the gnome will make plant monsters start to appear.

>>15949063
>Can you grow other girls in an earth elemental?
You can grow other girls in all monstergirls, anon.
Hell, you can grow other girls in humangirls.
It's literally what they're there for.

>>15948906
Elementals would literally be humanity's favorite monster girls and probably instantly convince most of the world that it's totally fucking worth it to go down the corruption path. Seriously, imagine how any country on earth would react to finding out that Elementals can literally bias all of nature in our favor to the extent that it will go out of its way to keep us safe.

>>15949136
Well seeing as a undine could water the poor and a gnome is a walking reforestation machine. they would be the first to get approval.

REMINDER: Mushrooms are lovely and deserve love.

>>15949162
But are they actually mamono or just diseased human women? :P

>>15949136
Surely I can abuse this to my advantage so the government will pay me just for bangin' my waifu.
Someone get that Tanuki on the line!

>>15949136
>Seriously, imagine how any country on earth would react to finding out that Elementals can literally bias all of nature in our favor to the extent that it will go out of its way to keep us safe.
I don't suppose there's any reason for you to be aware of the history of agroforestry, but if you were, you'd know that nobody would react positively.
Siviculture has been burned before by "Look at this brilliant new practice that boosts yields 300% and has no downsides, lets all use it", but then 80 years later it turns out it does, in fact, have major downsides. Telling them that something is great without a couple of centuries of field tests is a sure-fire way to make them not accept your proposal.

>>15949191
>implying there is a difference
>:P

>>15949242
But Anon,
ALL human women are diseased.
And monsterization is the cure.
We must purge the sickness, Anon.
They would only suffer, otherwise.

>>15949201
And? All methods have major downsides, including the methods we use right now.

If other methods come to light which have benefits over the one we use now, sticking to our guns because of the new method's downsides, which we frankly aren't going to take more than a year at most discover if they exist at all because we don't have to actually field test shit to understand how it works with modern lab testing, only means we continue having to deal with the old method's downsides.

Furthermore, this is straight up magic. This isn't some new age holistic farming bullshit, you're just using goddamn the power of sapient elemental forces that want to suck human dick to get the results you want out of nature, it's so straightforward it can't even be called a technique and any consequences or downsides would be immediately obvious.

>>15949329
This would be more convincing if prolonged Gnome use didn't turn your grass black, make your tree leaves grow creepy iridescant blue, start sprouting weird hallucinagenic plants, and turn everyone in the region into literal demons.
But it does all of those thinds, so your insistence "IT'S MAGIC NOBODY COULD POSSIBLY OBJECT TO ANY OF IT" inclines me to tell you to go back to /hbg/, Saphirette.

plz post tits before you gtfo

>>15949191
>:P
Back to Facebook with you, cancer.

>>15949201

>Telling them that something is great without a couple of centuries of field tests is a sure-fire way to make them not accept your proposal.
>implying

Literally no one gives a shit about your long term testing though and they pretty much never have. If you bring your objections to the table over this issue with the people who make major policy and funding decisions, you're more likely to be told to suck it up and come up with a way to make sure nothing will go wrong rather than bother finding out if anything even can. Anyway, the point is that the downsides are obvious and in most capacities negligible, and with the relevant infrastructure in place, possible to mitigate.

>>15949367
Yeah, but that stuff's all intentional. You could even say that it's mostly the entire point, and that the increased crop yield is actually the side effect, not the goal.

Paint the Shark's nipples!

http://imgur.com/a/rMP2p

>>15949542
Lewd!

>>15949367
>implying she'd show her tits to anyone except her husband

>>15949557
The boys at the beach are sure to notice her now!

>>15949542
Wait, what, and why?

>>15949561
>implying she has a husband

She's married to her social ineptitude. Or her work.

Red Cap is on Enty.

I do hope that Enty-Anon will provide us glorious HD sometime soon...

>>15949561
If she was married, perhaps.

But she's /r9k/ the monstergirl, who during the Sexual Happening closed the curtains so she could finish her homework and now all the husbandoable men in Polove are taken and she's foreveralone.

Which, presumably, is why she spends all her time online trying to convince people that elementals (and, just by coincidence, elementalists) are great and everyone should dick them.

>Big hyper-specific military paper on The Bay of Pigs invasion due tomorrow
>Put it off until midnight, the day before
>I have an exam tomorrow as well

Why do I always do this? Send help.

>>15949621
I sometimes wonder how /r9k/ became what it is now, from the simple idea of "no unoriginal posts."

>>15949629
Just don't get confused and write about Nick Fury's hi-jinks there.

>>15949629
Don't be sad that this happened, anon.
The tragedy is that this happened AND there's no delinquent monstergirls in detention to bully you when you get there.

>>15949629
Bay of Pigs you say?

>>15949629
Stop procrastinating and study/do your paper to the best of your ability, and I'll post a Momiji album for you.

I wonder how dragon bread tastes?

>>15949657
Burnt.

>>15949657
hot regardless of where you eat it

>>15949657
Meanwhile, inside the Dragon Bakery, you hear a Dragon singing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0

>>15949581
>>15949621
I mean, she's looking for a husband, and she even comes with her own elemental harem! And she has a pretty good job too!

>>15949676
>Lazytown
That is a bakery I will not visit.

>>15949641
>uni
>detention

at least I hope he's in uni

>>15949642
A failed military invasion on a P'Orc stronghold to subdue a P'Orc warboss before she could rise to power.

Ever since Cuba has been P'Orc country, but they've covered it up well.

>>15949691
What kind of university student would leave shit undone that long? I start making my shit the day the professor tells us what we're supposed to do. Shit's more fun than being here, that's for sure.

>>15949697
What other countries have fallen to the Swine Hordes?

>>15949657
>>15949667
That actually sounds nice, bread that magically retains its heat.

A reminder that Green Demon realms and Spirit realms are a thing.

I wonder if all the fags that claim to like monster girls but not like one thing or another about their culture, would be satisfied if you just told them that if they stayed in one general area and fucked their waifus long and hard enough, that they can literally fuck off from this plane of existence and make their own monster girl society with their own rules.

>>15949708
Many.

Every wonder why people refer to cops as 'pigs'?

It's because they're secretly big-breasted, fat-bottomed P'Orcs in tight police uniforms!

>>15949721
Green Demon realms? Like The Green from Swamp Thing?

>>15949728
Considering my dad's been a cop for 40 years and I've been using the police academy's gym for more than a decade, I find this revelation to be somewhat shocking.
Lots of tight-ass P'orclice girls there though.

>>15949709
>No brown CC dragon that runs a bakery.

>>15949743
Yep, P'Orc cops on the beat, harassing young men as they usually do.

You hear about it all the time in the media 'Police Brutality' 'Shot's fired' 'Sexy P'Orc Cop rapes man' the usual.

>>15949700
>What kind of university student would leave shit undone that long?

...anon

>>15949797
Are you implying I'm some kind of NERD?

>>15949700
Most people? I remember forgetting a certain paper was due until the day before. I somehow still got a high pass for it, but that was a day I'd never want to live through again.

>>15948755
I've thought about it.

I work at a bank, most of my day is spent meeting people and helping them either plan things (vacations, college, new businesses, home buying) or taking care of their problems. Sounds mundane, but it's gratifying work, especially when you get to visit a business you helped make a reality, seeing how happy the new owners and customers are.

I would imagine meeting her as a flustered client trying to be respected as more than a monster girl only good for sex. She would be very brainy and shy, but ambitious, and willing to listen to good advice, whether it came from a human or a monster. I'd help her get things straightened out, put a plan together, and teach her how to deal with human clients. We'd bond personally meeting at museums and libraries, and enjoy talking long into the night, but it would be hard to move past the professional phase.

Until, one evening we go out for a drink together to celebrate her success. Naturally I would probably be quite shocked at her just slamming down drink after drink, way beyond my ability to keep up, until she can't contain herself anymore, drunkenly confessing her feelings, being dragged off to have steamy, bed-destroying sex all night long. Though she would be really embarrassed the next morning, some reassurances, and I think we could make it work.

Do you think it's hard to convince an Oni not to drink while they're pregnant?

Also >tfw your waifu has no fanart

>>15949826
Onis have such a high alcohol tolerance that even while still in the womb they can take their liquor.

>>15948755
>go for a walk
>whoops, FUCKHUGE wolf rape
>she takes responsibility, but I suspect its only so I'm available for more FUCKHUGE wolf rape

>>15949776
>Famous bakery in the town market
>Thre dragon baker makes bread with her flame breath so the bread doesn't lose its heat.
>Keeping with the dragon theme. various fruitcakes and treats are named after jewelry (sapphire Bakewell, ruby pie and so one.)
>The signature item is "dragon coins" biscuits with a dragon print on them glazed with honey to look like gold.

>>15948755
Relaxing in the park and being handed fruit by a gnome.

>>15949860
Being handed fruit by a gnome?

>>15949721
> I wonder if all the fags that claim to like monster girls but not like one thing or another about their culture, would be satisfied if you just told them that if they stayed in one general area and fucked their waifus long and hard enough, that they can literally fuck off from this plane of existence and make their own monster girl society with their own rules.

I don't know how many times I've had to type this explanation before, but here I go again:

Some people like monstergirls for the hatefucking and scareboners. That we are disgusted by them morally but aroused by them physically *is the whole point*.
So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you are making a good-faith effort to resolve our objections, but you need to understand that we WANT to rationally, consciously dislike them while irrationally, subconsciously popping boners. That is my fetish.
So when you try and clear the rational problems aside, that's like saying "Lol ur waifu would never rape u, all monstergirls are kind & respect ur boundries" to rape fetishists. You're just kinda shitting on their fantasies, which, naturally, they don't like.
And a similar logic applies for hatefucker-and-scareboner-er-fags like myself. I like my bigoted righteous indignation and inevitable subsequent rape-induced mindbreak into incorrigable mofuslut semen dispenser, and you're doing me the opposite of a favour by trying to file the sharp edges off of monster conquest.

>>15949863
I like to think that she was watching me for a while and wanted to make peaceful contact

>>15949826
>tfw your waifu has no fanart
>a fucking oni

Come on buddy.

>>15949833
Oh, that's true! I hadn't considered that all. Otherwise all Oni would be born fucked up, wouldn't they?

Thanks Anon!

>>15949826
> Do you think it's hard to convince an Oni not to drink while they're pregnant?
Booze is good for oni fetuses.
So yes, I think it would be very hard.
Also there's that one Eastern European porn star with the permaqt3.14 babyface and giant tits which both probably come from her FAS, so you might hit the daughteru jackpot

>>15949875
It would be adorable.

>>15949729
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Realm

>Demon realms that have scenery which is hardly different from that of the human world in this way are called “bright green demon realms”. In the case of monster friendly states which co-exist with monsters...that gradually change into demon realms, or in the case of demon realms where the monster inhabitants are mostly races originating in nature such as beast man type or plant type, it seems to be easier for them to become one of these bright green demon realms.

>Compared to dark demon realms, the demonic energy in the air is somewhat thinner...most normal crops that existed in the human world to begin with can grow without being distorted by demonic energy, so demon realm crops and human world crops are in a state of coexistence. Additionally, the soil of the demon realm contains more nutrients compared to that of the human world, so even human world crops are extremely easy to grow.

>Most of the bright green demon realms have an idyllic, quiet atmosphere. This kind of demon realm is recommended for couples that want to take it slow while living in harmony and having sex.

>>15949875
I don't know, but a random naked girl with stone juggernaut hands just showing up would freak me the fuck out.

>>15949872
That's nice, ravendad. Now go put those wicked hands of yours to work on some actual writing.

>>15948755
Sometimes I picture running into a snek at the library or in some extremely rural, idyllic place and just going from their naturally.

Other times, I go the Isekai route and picture being saved by a lonely snek and starting a family.

It's bad when you start having dreams about your fantasies though. That shit thoroughly depresses me, waking up is rough.

>>15949844
wouldn't caramel be better for the glaze?

>>15948755
No matter how hard i try i always end up like this guy

>>15949896
So a green demon realm is basically that first level in a game where everything is just nice and easy and there's green meadows underfoot and blue skies overhead.

>>15949872
Then please take yourself elsewhere, because you're basically ignoring canon. Like, this is literally what the bright green demon realms and spirit realms were written for. Spirit realms are outright stated to have peculiar culture compared to normal MGs, so you can basically have whatever kind of society you want if you make it a spirit realm in your headcanon, and KC's solution to letting everyone have their own fantasy.

>>15949915
>the real waifu was the journey

Deeeeeeeeeeeep

>>15949942
Mind = blown.

>>15949935
This is the monstergirl thread, not the MGE thread.
Try and remember that genuine fearboners and reverse rape are basically staples of monstergirls outside of KC and his influences.

>>15949935
If you want people to leave for ignoring canon, I hope you enjoy your three-person thread. You can have a jolly good time discussing your lilim OCs.

>>15949967
>implying there isn't rape in MGE

I want what you're smoking.

>>15949967
>>15949969
>I will ignore canon because these monster girls aren't grimdark enough to justify paladin posting over

>>15949967
>that entire post

>>15949986
>I think women shouldn't be able to vote

>>15949986
This.

>>15949967
You literally said that you like monster girls because you want to shitpost about how terrible they are, so you're bitching about your bullshit not being canon because you can't bitch about it?

>>15949982
Not him but ironically KC has said "It's not really rape. It's more like a girl aggressively pushing you down and asking for sex. She wouldn't really force you if you didn't want to."

But then you read the profiles and it's just another case of
>KC
>consistency

>>15949935
I don't understand your point.

> anon likes evil waifus
> anon likes talking about how he knows his evil waifu is evil but he can't resist her sexy wiles and sexier mindbreak
> "Yeah but some waifus in this special land aren't evil"

Sure, maybe some waifus in this special land AREN'T evil, but I don't understand how that makes evil waifus non-canon or requires anyone to gtfo

>>15949986
>>15950001
>I'm a massive faggot looking for an argument on a japanese doujin bullet hell video game board

>>15950009
>>15950001
>>15949986
>who are we quoting?

There's a storm blowing in.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>15950015
It's sunny but windy. When a cold wind blows it chills you, chills you to the bone!

>>15950017
What is the deal with this? why do you and the other guys get away with posting this shit every thread?

>>15950007
KC has basically gone on record and said that the profiles are basically just guidelines and if there's any contradictions then it's because there's significant room for interpretation, so it's only rape if you want it to be rape. You get to decide if it's rape or not.

>>15950025
Is there something in the rules to say you're not allowed to do so?

>>15948755
Fantasy setting?
Adventuring buddy who ties the knot with me at some point


Modern setting?
Probably a high school sweetheart

>>15950025
Other guys?

>>15950014
We're quoting the people we're responding to by paraphrasing their position in the argument in the most unfavorable way possible.

>>15950033
>>15950039
I see so many people being told to stop posting things every thread yet this guy, the don't burn down the thread guy and the happy London guy get off scott free.

>>15948763
Devils
>dat skindentation in profile pic
Muh

>>15950049
What do you want? That we track these people down to their houses and set their lives ablaze? Does a single post truly drive you to such madness?

>>15950031
The profiles are written by a human who exaggerates yes, KC has said this on multiple occasions.

>And there is the setting that MGE is written by a human scholar in the world, not me. So sometimes the fact that "the increase of the ratio of sex in life was observed by him" can be interpreted "they are doing nothing other than sex", by him, from a human perspective. On the other hand, WG2 was written by an MG, so she write the truth that they communicate with friends or families, and they do the jobs and hobbies. When you read MGE, please consider such context.
That goes for a lot of other things, not just the frequency of sex.

>>15950031
Not in that case. In that case it was KC going on record to say "That's not what rape there means to the Japanese fanbase. It's still consensual."

>>15950050
Chubby Devils with large rears and wide hips are the best

>>15950049
Just chill man. you don't have to like everything that's posted.

Slowpoke is a weird staple that's been around for at least a year, and the other guys try to bring up a topic to talk about/keep the thread rolling.

>>15950064
That's just him saying shit to calm down the baka gaijin who keep making a big deal out of a porn setting and trying to turn it into their grimdark 40k fantasy.

I can assure you the japanese fans think rape means rape too.

>>15950007
>>15950031
>>15950061

But KC isn't the Word of God in his setting, he's just the guy who translates that shit.

>>15950064
> people are literally arguing that monstergirls don't sexually assault unwilling humans
And to think I laughed when people used to object to waifuism on slippery slope grounds.
I'm not laughing now.

>>15950069
Not really. It's the same KC doublethink he does about brainwashing.

"It's really just your true desires coming to the surface! They're not really changing anything."
"It's not really rape! You secretly want it. If you didn't you wouldn't be getting raped."

That behavior at least is consistent. And it's not for the baka gaijins because he's been doing that stuff since World Guide 1.

>>15950068
>for at least a year
Try adding a couple more years to that, newfriend.

>>15950077
See >>15950080

>>15950083
sorry I didn't know.

>>15950008
Anon, read through this discussion from the beginning. The entire argument is over the fact that some anon pointed out that you can have it how you want it with monster girl culture, so if you don't like something, you can freely ignore it and still fit within the bounds of MGE canon.

Then, some other anon complained about how the very idea that monster girls didn't have to be grimdark killed his buzz, because he admits wanting the setting to be objectionable to him simply for the sake of being angry about it. Or, to put it in other words, he's a reprehensible piece of shit. One that wants something to be terrible just to bitch about it, and when given the leeway to chose whether it's exactly what he's complaining over or whatever it is he says he wants, he chooses it to be what he's bitching about because that's all he really wants to do.

>>15950080
>"It's not really rape! You secretly want it. If you didn't you wouldn't be getting raped."
Exactly, like most Japanese rape porn.

It's still rape and treated as such by the Japanese fans but they don't get as anal pained about it as some in the western fanbase do.

>>15950077
>>15950080
>>15950108
>>15950069
>>15950064
See >>15950031
>You get to decide if it's rape or not.
>you get to decide
>if it's rape
>or not

>>15950108
>Exactly, like most rape porn, period.
FTFY

And no duh. The brainwashing is still brainwashing too. The point is how KC goes out of his way to deny it, not just to the western fanbase but to everyone. He's the one that gets upset about it. I find it kind of funny really.

>>15950107
> if you like hatefucks and the scenarios that enable them you're a reprehensible piece of shit
You could've just said "Stop liking what I don't like" and left it at that, you don't have to get all personnel about it

>>15950120
>FTFY
You didn't fix shit, there's some that actually plays it straight.

>>15948755
I have thought multiple ways of meeting my waifu in various settings, there are fantasy, modern and futuristic one, there are some where she even goes for me.

One that I was playing around last night was one of the fantasy "Find her sitting lonely in her cave" one, where while exploring I lost my way and ended up in her lair, freezing up from suddenly being face-to-face with a dragon. I try to explain things in despair and after stuttering a bit I remember that Dragons like praises and maybe if she is surprised I won't turn into charcoal. Well, I start praising and showing some magic tricks to her and she takes a liking of me, starting a cute relationship with me that takes a while for the sex to happen.

>>15949872
I remember this point, probably was yours just like you say.
You either fail or don't want to notice that not nearly everyone with a 'hate' for monsters has a 'fuck' standing next to it. There literally isn't a week here without someone loudly sperging out over monsters being baddies in setting #1664 and how they should be killed off with SUPERIOR HUMAN TECH and yada yada. As much as fearing/suspecting supernatural rape machines with no moral compass -does- sound right and self-explanatory, as part of their very glorification no less, that's hardly the point in 20% of time maybe. You're far more a special snowflake (in a neutral way of the term) than a norm if you're going out of your way to see them in the worst light -because- you (or rather your dick) like them that way.

If that was it, I'd have no problem with probably head-on-pikes levels of purgefaggotry, knowing that it is simply anon expressing his love for what we all here cherish, a sick love of a sick person, but love nonetheless. But if you're claiming that yet another shitposting 17-year-old contrarian who thinks he's hot shit for being anti-monster in a monster girl thread that I have to bear, is in fact some elitistic fetishist I'm afraid I'm going to politely ask you to gtfo on that. If anything, average monster-sceptical discussion here goes down as ego stroke ('Whoa I'm so cool and special for realizing monsters are harmful unlike all those stupid anons thinking with their dicks! xDDD') than a honest, respected penis stroke you advocate for.

>>15950117
That's another KC standby. The only things that ever happen to [You] the self insert are the things you want to happen. Which is the point flying over his head really, as when people talk about the implications of things on his world for people, they're talking about what could happen to the random NPC peasants, knights and whathaveyou.

>>15950136
Some isn't most, friend. That's why it applies globally.

Oppai loli snek village looking for mates!

>>15950129
Except it's the opposite, you're the one that wants to completely deny anything but to everyone else. You're just an asshole that wants the setting to be proactively shitty instead of potentially not because you want to bitch about it.

You don't want hatesex or scenarios that facilitate it, because those aren't being removed, I've just created a situation where you can't pretend that it's an imposition of the setting rather than your own preferences.

I've showed you the freedom of choice that you have and you're still managing to shitpost about how I've somehow taken it away, rather than admitting that you just want to be pushed down and raped all day everyday rather than have consensual sex in moderation, which just proves you don't actually want either, you just want to paladinpost.

>>15950142
>There literally isn't a week here without someone loudly sperging out over monsters being baddies in setting #1664 and how they should be killed off with SUPERIOR HUMAN TECH and yada yada.

I accept that this is a fair point. I do indeed try to forget that Father Grigori exists. But I think everyone tries to forget that he exists, or at least that he's some sort of really dedicated autistic troll.
Because no-one would *really* want to stab snek, r-right?

>>15950174
> You don't want hatesex or scenarios that facilitate it, because those aren't being removed, I've just created a situation where you can't pretend that it's an imposition of the setting rather than your own preferences.

I may have misinterpreted you. I thought you were suggesting up here >>15949721
that spirit realms could be some place where everything objectionable about monstergirls could be removed, and therefore no-one would have any reason to dislike them.

But you were actually saying that spirit realms could be a place where everything objectionable about monstergirls could be REINFORCED, so people would have a rock-solid reason for the hate in the hatefucks?

>>15950144
No. I'm literally saying that it's entirely headcanon which interpretation of KC's inconsistencies are the real ones. You get to decide whether the rape is actual rape or not, if the brainwashing is actual brainwashing or not, and to what extent the descriptions in their profiles are accurate or not.

There may be a canon as dictated by KC, but in the end that canon is so vague that you can take it as you like it. Not just deciding how it works for yourself and what happens to you, but the broader setting is however it needs to be for your fantasies to be satisfied.

CatFish grill when?

>>15950214
Catfish can grow pretty big.

>>15950215
For you

>>15950205
Nah. That was basically me telling everyone that bitches about monster girl culture for any reason that they can actually fuck off and live however they want to so the rest of us can stay without being bothered by them.

If you want to live like that, have fun, but the real point was for people who bitch about monster girls doing nothing but fucking all the time to live in a society of monster girls living in sexual moderation, so they and people similar to them can't justifiably complain, since they can just pick up and move to a place that suits their preferences.

>>15948763
>What monstergirl species would make for the best pears?
Baphomets, liches and all types of wolfus

Interesting to see all the responses on how you'd meet your waifu, what about your marriage, any special plans for the big day?

>>15950205
Why can't you just be fucking honest with yourself? Why the fuck does it have to be this stupid roundabout 'this is terrible and I hate it, it shouldn't exist, except actually I want more of it because I like it'?

Just be fucking straight forward. This 'no means no, but is actually yes' tsundere bullshit is super irritating.

>>15950207
That entire post is irrelevant because everyone has their own headcannon anyway. People CHOOSE to discuss KC canon because it's an actual objective common point of reference. Pointing out the inconsistencies and trying to figure out how everything meshes is a part of that. It's like any longstanding franchise full of retcons and apocrypha. Certain things have to be weeded through, but there is a determinable answer at the end. Asserting that there isn't because there is some conflicting information is itself wrong.

Your argument seems to be "Why are people arguing about X when the last line of the DM guide says 'These are only guidelines.' Remember it's your game and your rules!"

The reason is that people aren't talking about their headcanon/game. People do what they want in their own settings and stories anyway. They don't have to be told. But that is a completely separate discussion from KC canon which is its own codified thing.

>>15950255
> This 'no means no, but is actually yes' tsundere bullshit is super irritating.
You do know that some people actually like tsunderes, right?
It's a stale and overdone trope, yes, but just because it's no longer 1996 and Asuka is not new, doesn't mean that her archetype has literally 0 fans.

Just talk about monster girls already you nerds.

>>15950262
Except even KC himself wrote it as a porn fantasy with the intent of people only taking away whatever gets them off. If you ask KC about anything objectionable about his setting then he will clarify for you that it's totally not what it looks like to assuage the concern. 'What if I don't like rape/brainwashing/constant sex? This bothers me.' is responded to with, 'it's not really rape/brainwashing/constant sex though.' unless you want it to be of course, in which case it is.

>>15950280
We are weenie man. Don't you ever get tired of posting that any time there's setting discussion besides "But which species of undead has the best butt?" as if they're not all made from regular people who vary in bodytype anyway

>>15948755
Usually the "summoned to another world" trope.

At what age should one start building an army of loyal minions so they may one day become Evil Overlord?

>>15950291
When does a dragon hit puberty? 50 years?

>>15950290
Her or you?

>>15950285
Again, it is literally the same thing as the monster manual it satirizes in that respect. "Everything is whatever you want it to be." That doesn't make the universe itself fluid.

>>15950294
Me. Sometimes combined with crash landing in front of her.

>>15950287
>implying this same discussion hasn't been just as done to death

>>15950297
If you don't understand it at this point you probably never will, so I'm just going to stop responding to you and just kindly ask that you don't pretend that whatever conclusions you reach about MGE are actually true in any capacity.

>>15950302
That sounds far more interesting than mine of just meeting my waifu on one of my late night walks.

>jays win

the yeti is pleased

>no battle kiki to watch your flank in the zone

Actually, since we were talking about spirit realms earlier, I was thinking about doing something like a rolling game or hidden choices with various demon realms instead of just waifus, or writing a short around a spirit realm, but I honestly don't have any ideas for unique cultural gimmicks to distinguish them. Any ideas?

>>15950319
> I'll never get to play airsoft and operate with my waifu
>We'll never sit down and clean our guns together
>We'll never having frantic sex after a particularly intense game
Just hurts more every day

What is your limit for T n A?
Anything chest able to cast a shadow is too big in my opinion.

Is there a shop that sells assorted monster girl venom?

>>15950331
Massive tits that are occasionally posted here, the toddler size ones, are particularly gross. I like in the C-CC range, adjusted for body type. Ass wise, I just want to be able to bounce a quarter off it. A perky tight ass with wide hips will always be better than a massive bubbly ass.

>>15950319
>No battle Kiki to be your guardian angel during your stay in the zone, mysterious stranger style
She may be a veteran stalker but she's too shy to meet me.

>>15950308
I do understand. You're the one who doesn't understand that KC is just parroting every PnP fantasy line ever, likely because you've never seen that behavior outside of him before.

>>15950325
Anything with Liches and Gremlins, preferably a (sexually) enlightened magiscience society, that takes pleasure in more than just sex.

>>15950304
When you post that pic with every discussion that doesn't involve tits, ass or cuddling then you're not talking about one discussion.

>>15950252
Never thought about marriage too much even though I already have my first daughteru character's planned out.

I guess it wouldn't be your traditional marriage and more of a ancient bonding ritual with her. She would definitely princess carry me away for our honeymoon though.

>>15950338
You can buy heavy amounts from the producer in the alleyway. Not only it's cheaper but you can also pay in various ways.

>>15950365
Literally the first time I've posted that picture, I had to get it from google.

You seem to believe that only one person can ever use an image on an anonymous imageboard.

>>15950357
And? Not that anon, but what's the take away supposed to be, that KC's lying and that despite saying it works how you want it to work, that it actually canonically works in only one way and every other way is noncanon? Because that's not how it fucking works. Fuck off.

>>15950314
I want a Yeti sports fan with a Pittsburgh accent

>>15950383
Stop responding to him. He'll never shut up or change him mind about it if you keep responding to him, so just ignore and hide all his posts and he'll go away.

>>15950360
>that takes pleasure in more than just sex
What does this mean?

>>15950379
Anon, plz

>>/jp/image/P82HIZMRAMCLG6DjyYYCYA

>>15950393
You can enjoy other things.

What happens if one ignores a himedere dragon?

>>15950396
First result on google if you bothered checking.

>>15950412
One will find oneself banned from her waterpark.

>>15949367
Just make sure the requirements for a bright green mamono realm are met and many of the plants at least will remain the same.

>>15950412
She will get slightly upset and pouty, most likely will try to get your attetion using other means.

>huge backlog of anime and vidya
>instead of working on it I just come here for the waifus
Hidoi. How do you all live with yourselves?

>>15950422
Just ignore everything and talk about your waifu until there is nothing left.

Tell me about her, Anon.

>>15950383
KC doesn't understand the difference between personal headcanon and canon. He thinks every question is just people asking permission to do something, like whether it's in the spirit of what he intended. But he writes his own version.

It's less him lying and more like "Tehee, I'm not telling. You should do your own thing instead."

>>15950428
She looks good in black and has a tight ass from all the squats and whatever it is gals do to keep their asses tight.
She has nothing to do with the picture I posted except for the eyes. Green is the supreme color for eyes.

>>15950393
It means that the monster girl's natural inclinations towards hedonism manifests itself into indulging in pleasure from things other than sex alone, like good food, art, music, and more intellectual pursuits, all the while having sex or working to compliment it in some measure.

>>15950415
And? Not like you have to have it saved on your hard drive to post it all the time. If doesn't change that's it the same whiny post. Plus even if it's not you every time then you're just reposting the same stale memes as slowpoke guy but somehow think it's worthwhile. That's even sadder.

>>15950293
In KC's setting monsters apparently reach puberty by age 10 at the latest.

I want a northrend demon realm with the southern tip being significantly more verdant lie the howling fjord and the north being an icy wasteland

>>15950436
What species is she? How long have you guys been "together" and what's your favorite activities?

>>15950457
I want to live with the Nerubian Girls and help them repopulate!

>>15950455
>moving the goalposts
It's time to stop being retarded and accept your call out failed.

>You will never bully a P'Orc by telling her that humans eat pork all the time
It can work for Holsts too.

>>15950462
>species
Salamander
>been "together"
When did I waifu her you mean? Can't have been two months yet.
>what's your favorite activities?
Rigorous exercise. Not necessarily in the bedroom.
Imagine a couple that likes to keep fit together but has absolutely no clue how to keep a household tidy, with both keeping separate shelves of shit for their hobbies and complaining how the other leaves stuff lying around.

>>15950470
>She would think that a innuendo for eating her out
I don't see how this could go wrong.

>>15950466
Anon, if you just post the same old shit, you might as well be the same old shit. It makes no functional difference. Plus the first google pic is from the archives here, saved from an old thread here even, so it doesn't disprove it anyway.

>>15950464
>Bunch of subterranian nerubian girls in a forgotten, barely functioning underground city chilling with their mindflayer overlords
>Hang out all day dangling high in the air on a hammock of web with your spider queen reading forgotten tomes
Would be pretty sweet.

>>15950479
Tell her that i want to satisfy a physiological need with her body, surely she can't be that much of a pervert to misinterpret everything i say?

>>15950456
I don't think they actually reach puberty any faster than humans. They just become lewd faster than humans

>>15950492
It gives Sabbath a longer time to solicit your family for permanent membership.

>>15950487
And every time you wake up, you're greeted with "The Sleeper Awakes"

>>15950429
No. You are the one that doesn't understand that KC's canon is flexible and that when he says 'this is how it works if you want it to' he isn't saying 'I'm not telling you how it works, but you do you.' It isn't like that. You are wrong and KC is right about his setting.

I find it incredibly ironic how bullheaded you are about insisting that KC has a solid, immutable canon, with no room for interpretation or internal variation, when the man himself has provided clear evidence to the contrary. MGE is flexible. If you don't like that, fine, but don't pretend like it isn't true and that there's only one 'real' interpretation of any given profile or whatever.

>>15950474
Two months huh? I hope your relationship goes even further!
How different she is from the one in the profile? Scales, personality, taste in music and food, things like that.

Also, I know how it feels to have a waifu that likes to exercise. The only difference is that I'm more of butler type and my waifu keeps dragging me out.

>>15950498
Well like I said, she looks good in black, so that's what her scales are like. Her being a metalhead is, I guess, the defining feature by which I've brought her up here previously. Can't say much about her taste in food since I haven't even thought of that before, but if I had to guess she'd prefer chicken wings and beer.

>>15950325
A Sabbath only Spirit realm, filled with lolis of all species to spoil and love.