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15848356 No.15848356 [Reply] [Original]

This fairy is trying to flirt with you!
How do you respond!?!

>> No.15848424

If my country needs me to dick a fairy, that's what I'm going to do.

God Bless America.

>> No.15848429
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15848429

Vicious and unrelenting molestation.

>> No.15848478

>>15848356
What I usually do to anyone that talks me me. Dart my eyes away quickly and try to walk away.

>> No.15848517

Assume it's a trick because fairies are not to be trusted.

>> No.15848540

>>15848356
Tell her that I will NOT do anything lewd, but I WILL give her a head pat.

>> No.15848559

Drag her into some bushes, push her to the ground as I undress her, spread her butt-cheeks and give her a long, wet, passionate kiss to her delicate starfish.

>> No.15848573

>>15848356
Ask if she enjoys stretching.

>> No.15848630
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invite her to a very patriotic american bbq!

>> No.15848876
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15848876

Call in the Reds.

>> No.15850014
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>>15848356
[x] kiss the Clappy on the lips

>> No.15850060

>>15848876
Communist fairy when!?

>> No.15850077
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>> No.15850105

>>15850014
Puffy

>> No.15850110
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>>15850077
Pantyhose Clownpiece > thighhighs Clownpiece
DFC Clownpiece > BEEG AMERIGAN DIDDIES Clownpiece

>> No.15850169
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>> No.15850206

>>15850077
My dicks are on fire.

>> No.15850557
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15850557

I'd tie up the clown and molest her until she cries.

>> No.15850714
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>>15850557
>tfw you are too poor to do geddan with your own hands

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>>15850206
>s
Uh-oh

>> No.15852292
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>>15848356
With violence.

>> No.15852329
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>>15848630
Feeding the Piece!

>> No.15852339

>>15848356
I put my arm around her waist and continue the flirting!
Physical contact is the next step in wooing a girl

>> No.15852443

Mating press her till I fill her cunt with sticky stinky jaypee sperm.

>> No.15852455

>>15852292
The American way.
She threatened you(r virginity), after all.

>> No.15852611

>>15848356
Remove

>> No.15852885

>>15852443
So you're admitting that you're a ham-planet?
Christ, /jp/'s mods are cucks for letting that post get through.

>> No.15852894 [DELETED] 

trump fairy

>> No.15853153

>>15852885
you always get triggered when someone talks about mating press kek

>> No.15853158

>>15848356
Nakidashi

>> No.15862016

>>15852885
I'll mate press you senpai

>> No.15862033
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15862033

Guys check out this American fairy.

>> No.15865007

>>15848876
But they lost to the Americans
Why call losers?

>> No.15871353
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15871353

>>15862033
Cirno isn't American.
She's barely even a fairy either.
She's just a bad touhou all-around.

>> No.15871960
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>>15848356
What's up with the fairies and the American flag?
The Three Fairies had one hanging up on their wall before Eirin saw them playing with it and confiscated it from them so she could show it off at her Lunar Expo

>> No.15872169

>>15871960
Well that one fell from the Moon.

It kinda was related to one of the Lunarian books where the "Armstrong Flag" vanished.

It was found by Luna who was wandering under a full moon. Thus it fell from the Moon to the Gensokyo. I wonder if Reisen 2 fucked up

>> No.15872185

>>15848356
YUCK
i HATE fairies
i'd push her face-first into a mud puddle

>> No.15872258
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>> No.15872295

>>15848356
>Propose to the fairy with an american flag

>> No.15872479

>>15848540
I don't think you have a choice in the matter

>> No.15872774
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>> No.15873029

N..no thank you...

as I stumble away like a sperg

>> No.15873087

>>15871960
Goddamn do I hate this artstyle. ZUN made the right choice going with Hirasaka after Matsukura fell ill.

>> No.15873188
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>>15871960

The fairies are slowly learning the true meaning of freedom, and shall one day pave the way for Gensokyo to become the 51st state.

>> No.15873269

>>15848356
Point to my Redcoat and ride away like it's 1775!

>> No.15873289
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15873289

Is she inviting her friends, too?

>> No.15873307

>>15873289
That book was terribly disappointing

>> No.15873817
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>>15848356
I'm going to lower this little flag down my flagpole ceremoniously.

>> No.15875150

WTF IS SHE SO SMUG ABOUT HUH?
FUCK YOU BITCH

>> No.15875164

Leave. I won't fall for no fairy prank, especially when she's a damn clown.

>> No.15875189
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>>15848356
pretend like I dont care and then watch as she flirts with Chad, gets fucked by him, and eventually marries him. I'll sit in my dark room on facebook, and look at the photos of them together in exotic places, having the time of their lives

>> No.15877257

>>15875189
well, why did you pretend you didn't care in the first place

>> No.15877805

>>15873289
Nope, they are stuck with their new job as onaholes
http://imgur.com/a/s8nGC

>> No.15878577
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>>15875189
Why are you a faggot, anon?

>> No.15878970
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>>15875150

>> No.15879382

>>15877805
where is the sadpanda m8

>> No.15880148

>>15879382
Make an educated guess

>> No.15880822

Slap that bitch.
Worst fairy.

>> No.15880832

I really want to anally fuck this fairy

>> No.15881759
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>>15880822
You wouldn't dare hurt this cute little immigrant living in Reimu's basement.

>> No.15881766 [DELETED] 

>>15880832
by the way I'm a girl xD

>> No.15882205
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>> No.15882207
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>> No.15882367
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>>15882207
I want to give Clownpiece a raspberry on her cute little fairy tummy.

>> No.15882375

I don't trust clowns.

>> No.15882379

>>15882367
>cp

>> No.15882399

>>15882207
HIKE IT UP

HIKE IT UP, YOU DAMN FAIRY

>> No.15882539
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>>15882379
Literally nothing wrong with CP.

>> No.15882641
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>>15882379
CP is the best.

>> No.15882842
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15882842

>WUH WUH WU WUAH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DER DUH DER WUH

How was I this time babe?

>> No.15882872

>>15882842
Thanks for posting this one, it's really cute

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>>15882641
I wish I could have my own CP.

>> No.15883336
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15883336

I dunno, do something American I guess.

>> No.15883522

Slip her two hotdogs as an American offering of friendship but one of them is secretly my penis

>> No.15883709

>>15882887
HER TOES ARE TOO LONG

>> No.15884856

>>15882887
nice camel toe, anon

>> No.15884927

>>15883522
What if she eats your penis?

>> No.15884935

>>15884856
Those are monkey toes, jesus christ look at those things.

>> No.15885108
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>>15883522
Better hot dog dat ass.

>> No.15886768

ae

>> No.15886811 [DELETED] 

Shut the fuck up Matthew

>> No.15886820 [DELETED] 
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>>15886811
>>15886811
>>15886811
>>15886811
>>15886811
\
very nice

>> No.15886850

>>15848356
I ask her to make America great

I ask her what does it mean to be free?

What is freedom?

>> No.15886855

I am very desperate, so honesty I would probably respond to her flirting!

But I would do it in a teasy, hard-to-get way to make her SUPER horny, and foaming at the mouth for me! I want to hug her and rub her feet!

>> No.15888961
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>> No.15889468
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>>15886850
The Clownpiece stares at you with inquisitive eyes as pure as freshly driven snow. She says, "What the HECK is an america?!"

>> No.15890384 [DELETED] 

>>15889468
"This thing right here."
*unzips dick*

>> No.15890506 [DELETED] 
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>>15848356
>>15848424
>>15848429

Well, if you really want to know, I would flirt with the fairy by asking her what her opinion was of this music video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4obeqaxhRs [Embed]

and this music video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ [Embed]

And then I would tell her that there is speech in the music videos refers to this:

http://thezog.info/list-summaries/

and this image (open in a web browser and left click to zoom in):

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1474/78/1474786071284.jpg

And if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this book:

http://www.jrbooksonline.com/PDF_Books/jewishsupremacism.pdf

>> No.15890739

>>15886855
>I want to hug her and rub her feet!

Why the heck would you want to rub her feet? That is gross.

>> No.15890742 [DELETED] 

>>15853153
>press kek

The phrase is "praise kek" and not "press kek".

>> No.15892795

>>15886855
>But I would do it in a teasy, hard-to-get way
Then she would ignore you, thinking you don't want her, and go flirt with Chad!

>> No.15894577

>>15872258
does anyone know the source for this art?

>> No.15894583

tfw there is no cute clownpiece daki

>> No.15894641
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>>15850014
>>15885108
Those puffy vulva under her tights are blatantly screaming for a vigorous dryhumping session.

>> No.15894836

>>15877805
Jail time for me

>> No.15894853

By shooting her.
I think that she's annoying.

>> No.15894859

>>15894779
I want to shove my face in it.

>> No.15895626

Ask her what the differences between bolt, pump, break, and lever action shotguns are. Any true American would be able to answer

>> No.15895632

>>15895626
Most Americans haven't seen a bolt action or lever action shotgun. Those are more of an Australian thing due to their retarded laws that prohibit any better systems.

>> No.15895635

>>15895632
You can't have a pump or break action in Australia?

>> No.15895643

>>15895635
Break action yes, pumps are either banned or heavily restricted if I recall right and semis are completely banned. Something like that anyway, I'm not Aussie.
Bolt-action shotguns never really caught on in the US in the first place, and Browning's 1897 is the only lever-action one that ever got popular, and that due to it being a classic cowboy gun that pre-dated the good pump and semi designs.

>> No.15895649

>>15895643
Now here in the US, a pump shotgun is a basic cheap piece of equipment that any sportsman should have. A semi is for people who either shoot trap or are otherwise really into shotguns, since they're more expensive and usually hold fewer shells. And break-actions are typically reserved for either cowboy reenactors, or richfags that want to invest $10k into a hand-crafted work of art covered with golden inlays and photorealistic engravings.

>> No.15895667

>>15895649
I've got a pump myself. It's the standard.
Rifles on the other hand are still popular in a variety of movements

>> No.15895694

>>15872479
Bullshit I don't! She can sit on the park bench with me and we can share a burger but that's all.

NO funny business.

>> No.15895709
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>>15895626
Clappy only uses American-brand pump-action shotguns like any natural-born American. She also doesn't know how to read because reading is for faggots and when she was in elementary school, she told that teachin' lady the only letters she needs to know are 'U', 'S' and 'A' before blowing a hole in the ceiling and summoning a flock of bald eagles to take her to the Moon where she preemptively punched every Commie Moon bastard in the face and freed the heck out of the Moon Rabbits and they awarded her all the oil on the Moon for showing them the beauty of democracy.

>> No.15895727

>>15895709
needs more meme arrows

>> No.15895738
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15895738

Freedom isn't meme.

>> No.15896032

>>15895626
she's not from america

>> No.15896066

Why is there so much overlap between /jp/ and /k/?

>> No.15896078

>>15896066
There isn't, it's just another loud minority.

>> No.15896261
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>>15894577
>Artist
Misha (Hoongju)
>Pixiv ID
4020640
>Twitter
https://twitter.com/_mi_sya

>> No.15896563

>>15895709
>can't read
Then how is she supposed to read the gauge size for her guns? I know she doesn't want to load a 10 gauge shotshell into a 12 gauge 870 wingmaster

>> No.15896697

>>15896563
What happens if you do that?

>> No.15896736
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>>15896066

Because we're all little girls.

>> No.15897737

http://cdn.kaitsushin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kaitsushin-crown.mp4

>> No.15897779
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15897779

>>15897737
Clappy making a :< face is so cute, even when she's getting raped and her cute pantyhose are torn to pieces.

>> No.15897952

>>15897737
Why are her tits made out of jell-o?

>> No.15897962

>>15850206
>dicks
Excuse me?

>> No.15898225

>>15897737
H-how do I unzip the hd stuff?

>> No.15898254

>>15898225
the filthy gook uses sentences from his doujinshi as passwords, you you gotta check sadpanda and see if that certain doujin is uploaded. He also uses translated words from his doujin. I had a .txt with the older ones, but his animations haven't improved at all, so I didn't continue to get passwords.

>> No.15898431

>>15898225

The Clownpiece ones? umitsushin2016

>> No.15899098

>>15896697
The shell is too big.
In fact loding small shells is even more dangerous because they'll fall into the barrel, fail to fire, and then once you get a proper sized one in and fire it it'll hit the other shell still lodged in the barrel and your gun is toast

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>>15899098
>loding small shells is even more dangerous because they'll fall into the barrel, fail to fire, and then once you get a proper sized one in and fire it it'll hit the other shell still lodged in the barrel

You sort of make me want to go to /k/ and ask "what happens when you pull the trigger?" with an image like this. It'd make a nice /sci/ crosspost too.

>> No.15899736

>>15896261
thanks i feel like a fool tho i realized tht just reverse image searching it worked;;

>> No.15899743
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15899743

>>15896563
By instinct.

>> No.15906955

>>15848356
hug

>> No.15907011

>>15897779
JUST LIFT THAT ALREADY YOU GOD DAMN FUCKINGFAIRY

>> No.15907220

>>15882641
>draw an Elis
>call it a Clownpiece

Why is this allowed?

>> No.15907734

>>15899169
chamber explosion

>> No.15907791

>>15865007
clearly you've not seen the state of their intelligentsia lately

>> No.15908208

>>15907791
US, Russia, and most of Europe are all pretty terrible right now in that regard.

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>>15848356
Make her my sex slave. That's what she was asking for anyways.

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>> No.15916374

>>15916328
Funny enough I just finished the doujin this is from a few hours ago.

>> No.15916399

>>15916374
pls

>> No.15916413
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15916413

I stole this from 2chan

>> No.15916423

>>15916413
I'm too lazy to edit this picture so

"I'm super adorable. Worship me."

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Clownpiece got an update

>> No.15919236

>>15919219
How does the hat stay on

>> No.15919244

>>15919236
Buddhist heretical sorcery.

>> No.15919285

>>15919219
Getting a little pudgy around the belly byaku-clownpiece san. You should come mediate on my cock, it's very effective for weight loss.

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>>15919285
Better call the doctor for that.,

>> No.15919300

>>15919285
It's not pudge. Girls have rounded bellies, for, you know, babies.

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This happens

>> No.15919385

>>15919373
In before deleted and/or b&.

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>>15919373
That fucking picture.

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Fairies will rise again!

>> No.15919974

>>15919486
Kimoi.

>> No.15919997
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15919997

Somebody just went and made this

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>>15919997
Are they gonna cap a nigga?

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15923022

The fairy seems to be bigger

>> No.15923441

I don't consider Clownpiece as an american
For me she's more of a... well, clown with bright colors
'murica can fuck off

>> No.15924025
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Clownpiece, Clownpiece, can't you see?
Lunarians and rabbits gotta hang from trees

>> No.15933163

>>15923441
>>15923441
>literally has the USA flag on her clothes
>waves a torch around like Lady Liberty
>deeply touched by Apollo 8 flag

She's the American 2hu for sure, dude.

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Burg

>> No.15933283

>>15933163
>deeply touched by Apollo 8 flag
LEWD

>> No.15933301

>>15923441
She's literally draped in an American flag and modeled after the Statue of Liberty

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>>15924025
Sasuga Junko.
>"I hate rabbits (except Reisen), I hate the moon, I hate Chang'e and Lunarians too. Go ahead and try to sue I've got purity up the wazoo."

>> No.15934540

>>15923441
>more of a... well
stop typing like a fag

>> No.15935555

>>15934526
"Kill da wabbit" - Junko

>> No.15935569

>>15934526
>"wow, double quotations!"

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>>15933301
>modeled after the Statue of Liberty
Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?

>> No.15936203

>>15936169
Reimu should just tie Clownpiece to a table and sell her for stress relief at the Human Village for "donation" money.

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