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How does one become 2hu?

>> No.15920717

>>15920715
Very carefully

>> No.15920732

Gender reassignment surgery with Eirin.

>> No.15920734

install gentoo

>> No.15920738
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15920738

beat it to your favourite 2hu only to ZUNs art

>> No.15921071

Gather the Dragon Balls.

>> No.15921079

>>15920715
Move to Japan
Start a cult
Make your followers leave you for a better cult
You are now a Touhou

>> No.15921114

You must acquire a silly hat

>> No.15921159
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>>15920715
We just don't know.

>> No.15921240

do you think I'd still be here if I figured it out already?

>> No.15921301

Sleep with ZUN

>> No.15921549

>>15920734
Don't do this. It releases mustard gas.

>> No.15921557

Get beat up by Reimu

>> No.15921657

Sex a 2hu

>> No.15921725

>>15920734
>>>/g/

>> No.15921772

>>15920715
Open the portal

>> No.15924480

>>15921549
Breathing mustard gas will take you to Gensoukyo.

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>>15920715
By being the best trap in the crowd.

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>>15924480
this man get it

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15930184

Copious amounts of booze and hands must be able to mimic gangs signs with extreme fluency

>> No.15930276

>>159245
That screen output looks familiar.
Did Cirno run ``rm -rf /``?

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>>15921114
This
We can make one for you if you want.

>> No.15930509

Give me ideas about a devil 2hu, what power should I give her?

>> No.15930591

>>15930509
>likes darkness, killing.
>pssh, nothing personnel youkai

>> No.15930662

>>15924480
Made my neurons fire.

>> No.15930961

>>15930591
But what would be her favorite food?
Since devils live on Makai where many humans don't exist, does that mean they eat magical energy?

>> No.15931005

>>15930509
vomits blood

>> No.15931006

>>15930961
they drink bleach

>> No.15931047

>>15931006
Gaki Touhou who has a swollen stomach and needs to drink bleach for nourishment when?

>> No.15931903

>>15930509
The power to manipulate lies.
Make sure this power is as vague as possible, to fuel power level fetishists.

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