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>>15890757
Fucking faggot

Reminder.
Big girls are cute girls.

third for you a cute

>>15890757
If we don't get that wok out of the sun she's going to go from chocolate to coffee.

Maids are olev

>>15891002
Sixth for get a load of these alps

Cute dragons

>thread isn't deleted after reaching limit
>suddenly deleted completely out of the blue on a whim

I expect nothing, and I'm still disappointed.

>>15890975
Posts can be deleted, but not things people think or say. Or what Warosu archives for all to see.

The limber pharaoh will live on in our hearts, and in our dicks. Metaphorically speaking.

Speaking of limber, anyone have the picture of a super flexible kitsune doing a standing splits? I know it's by a Tumblr artist, but I can't remember their name.

>>15890976
Hey, don't feel so down about it. Penicillin was discovered because of a mistake, after all.
And yes, she thinks your whole existence is cute. A completely chance series of unintended events, with the universe working in such beautiful, harmonious chaos that even out of all of that, you came about. Her perfect husbando. What are the odds? Astronomically low, but despite that, you're still there for her.

>>15891001
You. You have good taste.
And I'm sad I'll never get cuddled by a toned busty Dragon who's a full two feet taller than me.

>>15890757
Why is the Wock so perfect?

>>15891001
>>15891012
>>15891008
Delicious Big Dragons

>>15891004
yes! Shogs, Kikis, and Nures are cute!

>>15891012
Would you get her in a frilly skirt/shirt and take her out for some ice cream?

>>15891021
Depends on how she's feeling.
Some days it's a sundress and hat.
Some days it's a tank top and spats.
I'm not complaining either way.

Tigers are for ____ breeding.

>>15891020
Truly an anon of superb taste

>>15891021
I am this close to throwing money at someone so that they make more sundress dragons.

>>15891029
Cautious.

They're an endangered species, after all.

>>15891028
Oh damn, you have some really good taste my friend. Cheers.

>>15891029
Hug?

>>15891028
That would be good.
She may start wearing a sweater now that the weathers cooling down.

>>15891034
Just remember to massage her back after a long day.

>>15891037
That's not even getting into the leather jackets, the goth-loli, the daisy dukes, the occasional victorian-era dress for functions with her family, ect.
She's very fashionable.

>>15891001
Cuteness is a state of mind. Any girl can be cute if she's genuinely kind.

>>15891036
Why would you be cautious, then? If anything, they're for rampant breeding in that case!

>>15891045
How about a cheongsam? I would love to see a dragon wearing. Oh, and I would love to see her sweater puppies too.

>>15891029
Rapid.

>>15891047
No, you fool! Do you know how easy it is to love tiger to death? Their bodies are stronk, but their hearts are fragile, like kitten.

Got deleted because of "off topic" for some reason, despite talking about pharaohs and waifus, and asking about kitsunes.

>>15890975
Posts can be deleted, but not things people think or say. Or what Warosu archives for all to see.

The limber pharaoh will live on in our hearts, and in our dicks. Metaphorically speaking.

Speaking of limber, anyone have the picture of a super flexible kitsune doing a standing splits? I know it's by a Tumblr artist, but I can't remember their name.

>>15890976
Hey, don't feel so down about it. Penicillin was discovered because of a mistake, after all.
And yes, she thinks your whole existence is cute. A completely chance series of unintended events, with the universe working in such beautiful, harmonious chaos that even out of all of that, you came about. Her perfect husbando. What are the odds? Astronomically low, but despite that, you're still there for her.

>>15891059
If their hearts are weak, time to do more cardio. A few rounds of sex every day should help!

>>15891003
Don't leave brown monstergirls out in the sun or heat for too long, otherwise they'll melt into chocolate slimegirls.

>>15891040
Hug breeding? You pervert.

So, waiting for anything out of the writers?

>>15891047
I want to stay shirtless in front of an endangered (and crazy horny because of that) albino big chuff. I want to lock eyes with her and give her a big, smug grin before running away.

I want her to catch up and rape me until I'm nothing more than a slutty mess, begging for more and more of her body.

>>15891069
What's the problem with spreading hugs all around?

>>15891069
>Breeding exclusively in the lotus position
>Feeling her ample chest and chiseled stomach against you
>Her scent making your head swim as she grinds against you
>Looking deep into her big, golden eyes
>Tell her how cute she looks and watching her face turn bright pink
>Having her nuzzle into your shoulder and bearhug you as she climaxes
>Whispering in her ear how much you love her as you cum
>Laying with her, cuddling in the afterglow
>Rubbing her tummy that now carries your cub

>>15891074
I am patiently waiting for Lantern and Losenis updates.

I'm trying to find time to finish my own chapters.

>>15891082
Nothing at all.

you're not a yeti spy, are you?

>>15891053
She inherited fashions from around the world from her mother as a sort of "start up" for her hoard.
This also translated into a love of cosplay and roleplay sex.
Ever imagined a Dragon acting like a Sukeban or a Prostitute, or a Noblewoman? You don't have to.
Though technically she is a Noblewoman, but doesn't act like one.

>>15891001
They are.

I want a big pharaoh that likes to experiment with bandages.

How offended would an Automaton be if you called her an "Automo-Ton-Of-Fun"?

>>15891075
being hunted by big, muscley girls and inevitably caught is the dream
the dream gets bonus points if she's taunting you about all the things she'll do to you when she catches you

>>15891074
The usual suspects, Losenis, Lantern and a few of the lower dudes like beast and Silent

>>15891092
Experiment as in clothing made from bandages, or experiment as in kinky bedroom stuff?

I'd pay for a big brown ojou to tie me up in bed, sweetly talking down to me in that haughty voice.

>>15891083
Why can't this be life?

>>15891098
Vegeta pls

Remember that fences will not keep the turtles out

>>15891098
Pixelated heart pupils, black blushing due to lubricating oil instead of blood, stuttering intermittently due to stack overflow out of embarrassement

>>15891106
Because we haven't funded Korean genetic engineering yet. All this money spent fighting drugs when we could be making catgirls so no one NEEDS drugs.

>>15891114
How about a wall then?

>>15891114
Why? Are they ninjas or something?

>>15891115
>Pixelated heart pupils
This wasn't a thing I was aware I wanted until now.

>>15891114
How about stinkypedes?

>>15891114
Of course not, everyone knows you need walls. Fences are too easy to climb, just ask every chupacabra on my lawn right now.

>>15891117
That could work
>>15891121
Turles have a thing for climbing over fences, and up corner walls, so I think a turtle girl would mind climbing over to get to you

>>15891090
Curses, foiled again!

>>15891001
What about Kaiju girls?
http://kaiju-gk.jp/character/

>>15891141
>I [don't] think a turtle girl would mind climbing over to get to you
Oh man, I can see it
>Crosses a busy street incredibly slowly
>Climbs through several loops of barbed wire
>Weathers a bored harpy
>Ignores several choice pieces of lettuce left out by that pervert down your street
>All this to get at your dick.
And then as soon as she lays eyes on you she chickens out and pops back into her shell.

>>15891150
#BanAllKaijus
Besides, most of those look way too moe to be giant, city-crushing monsters.

How does a vamp mosquito suck your blood? Does she bite you in the neck or something?

>>15891150
Hound?

>You'll never be at the center of a group of shark girls when they go into a breeding frenzy

>>15891172
My mind keeps flashing to that one pic of the mosquito girl jamming a bendy straw into some schmuck's dick, but I think I'm better off not knowing.

>>15891172
I think she can suck from anywhere, and my headcanon is she uses moe fangs.

>>15891187
Why would you share that?!

>>15891198
Just be glad I couldn't find it.

>>15891172
Their esophagus folds out into a proboscis. It's like a prolapse, but a functional one.

>>15891209
There's a bunch of big words in there that I'd rather not all see in the same post.

>>15891209
>the esophagus folds out into a proboscis

why cant she just bite you

fuck you kc

>>15891234
Dont worry thats not actually true.

>>15891152
I one of those people that would stare at the shivering shell for a while before wondering whats going on

Do you think princes get anti kunoichi training?

>>15891251
That's an excellent way of explaining why the crown prince spends all day in a brothel.
"IT'S TRAINING!!"

>>15891241
Knock on the shell a few times and ask what's wrong. It's likely she'll stay inside and just keep muttering to herself about you in a barely audible echo, but maybe she'll pop out.

>>15891241
No no no. You need to jump on her shell just to see what happens. Especially if she's blue and spiky, because fuck you, Steve.

>>15891255
No, you need to teach him CQC so he can turn the tables on the Kunoichi and make her his woman!
The women at the brothel he sleeps with could all be the Kunoichi in disguise!

>>15891263
What if they're the kunoichi he's already "vanquished?"

>>15891266
If he "vanquished" the Kunoichi then he wouldn't be at the brothel.
He'd be balls deep in his Kunoichi wife making her pregnant.

>>15891268
Maybe it's like catch and release fishing: you only keep the big read:THICC one. He doesn't want the other ones so he pimps them out into the royal whorehouse to fill the royal coffers so he can half afford to buy a new royal iPhone (and accessories!) whenever they release a new one. It's perfect.

>tfw no oppai loli tanuki to act as your financial adviser

I just want want fluffy tails, big boobs, and passive income in my life.

>>15891272
You can't "catch and release" a Kunoichi.
You get one and it's a lifetime commitment.
They'd research his fetishes and send the perfect assassin after him anyway.

>>15891034
damn that thing is old as hell

>>15891272
>Whoring out monster girls
>Ever
Fuck off and don't come back.

>>15891275
I'd rather a pair of shortstack Tanuki twins.
The sheer amount of smug paizuri a day would require an allocation of funds to various "stamina boosters".

>>15891281
>You get one and it's a lifetime commitment.
No, that's what happens when one cathces you. When you catch one you remind their bodies that they're just sad, wingless little succubi born to take dick for a price. Bam, brothel.

>They'd research his fetishes and send the perfect assassin after him anyway.
But the prince is an omnifetishist, no one girl could do that to him. Unless...

>>15891272
>royal whorehouse
>thread complains about used girls
Never change

>>15891285
Yeah! Everyone knows it's human boys who get whored out anyway.
I still kinda fantasize about being an often abused male prostitute who gets healed by a gentle monstergirl customer.

Why did the last thread get deleted? Did I miss anything towards the end?

>>15891294
Let's not open that can of worms anon.
There was talk of a big and very flexible Pharaoh and her Apophis rival/friend.

>>15891285
>Whoring out monster girls
But anon that's literally every job in Demon Realms.
The whole of World Guide 2 was explaining how every hotel in Zipangu is a thinly-disguised brothel.
If you're a businessman and you employ mgs you can't STOP them from fucking the patrons as part of whatever the service is.

>>15891283
Then you should draw more of it. We need more dragons in sundress less

>>15891298
I went to sleep so I missed it. Was it really that bad? It doesn't sound like anything out of the ordinarily.

>>15891300
Well, there's another reason why the DL and almost everything she stands for is utter shit.

>>15891300
>The whole of World Guide 2 was explaining how every hotel in Zipangu is a thinly-disguised brothel.
[Citation Needed]

>>15891300
Except that in MGE Land, every "Whore" is a [Potentially virginal] perfect waifu, who then devotes any sexual service portion of her job to her husbando. Which, odds are for any girl desperate enough to find such employment rather than just hunt a guy down the old fashioned way, will be customer #1.

>>15891314
>Literal whore
>Potentially virginal perfect waifu
That's hilariously sad.

>>15891319
They're in brackets for a reason.
There is always the chance that a young MG who wants nothing more than to get married immediately could seek out such a job as a kind of fast-track...

But the far more likely scenario is CCs who couldn't bag a man any other way.

Which now that I think about it, kind of throws a wrench into a story idea I had...oh well, hardly matters. Not like I'd ever get around to writing it anyway.

>>15891300
It's just a Zipangu thing and that's mostly about girls like Kejourou and Jurou-Gumo who disguise themselves as humans to work in brothels

As I view it there is 3 types of monster girls:
The violent ones who rape you and claim you afterwards
The gentle ones who court you or tempt you until you give in
The cunning ones who get you some other ways

The Zipangu brothels are just cunning girls who are getting men who came for human women

>>15891310
Exactly why Chaos is the best faction. They are all loyal, monogamous girls.

>>15891348
Chaos is even worse, they turn their husbands into literal monsters for goodness sake!

Unnamed Neutral faction is the best faction.

>>15891307
It wasn't.
That's all I'm going to say about it.

Monster Girls and Facesitting. Yes or no?

>>15891363
Yes.
Especially flexible haughty Pharaohs.

Was the last thread deleted? Can't open it

So did anyone translate Dormouse making ofs?

>>15891363
You have to ask?

>>15891363
Of course.

>>15891116
>Stop building guns
>Stop selling them to Islam
>Invest in genetic engineering
>Calm the middle east with a bunch of masochistic houri

>>15891355
Eros is the one true path.

>>15891372
Yes, it hit image limit and someone made this one so janitor axed the old one.

>>15891381
>Giving Arabs/Muslims anything that isn't a bomb or a bullet
>For any kind of reason
Are you dumb?

>>15891387
Blame the usual noisy handful who wont shut up about established policy.

>>15891381
>Houri with bodies so bangin' you can tell even under a burka
Yes please. You still need some loli types to go around too though.

Wait, actually, this could solve lots of problems.
>China now no longer has a shortage of women because they've got all the hinezumi and cows they can handle
>Africa no longer even needs food because it can be run on MAMONO MANA.
>Russia can now habitate Siberia because yeti
>'Merrica is no longer fat because sex burns calories
>Greece has such high quality demonic olives they're no longer poor
Guys, we might actually be killing ourselves by NOT making MG. This is the real conspiracy.

>>15891355
They're just a little eccentric. They love their husbands so much, they rub off on them a little.

They know most people couldn't possibly love an abomination, so they over compensate when they find someone who does love them. Its harmless.

>>15891392
So because they know nobody will actually love them, they decide the best option would be to brainwash and transform anyone they can and make more abominations which would cause more people to hate them.

What a bunch of nimords

>>15891391
>'Merrica is no longer fat because sex burns calories
Great, now I'm imagining a Succubus in old 80s workout clothes fucking her husband while encouraging him to "feel the burn!"

>>15891389
You tried both and they didn't work very well. Give genetically engineered monstergirls a chance.

>>15891387
Ok. But what about the dormouse? I need a dose of CUUTTEE

>>15891404
No, Mudslimes don't deserve good things.

>>15891390
There is no policy or rule that states that a new thread must be made when the old one reaches the image limit, only a policy that a new one can be made.
There is also no policy or rule that states users cannot continue to use the older thread.

>>15891403
That Jane Fonda workout tape still does wonders even now

dragon sundress for that guy earlier
ill do something more clean when i get more time maybe

>>15891391
Genetically engineered monster girls would just be 3DPD women with extra bits slapped on them.

I don't want to live in that kind of hell.

>>15891410
I don't know, I only skimmed tthe thread, but I didn't see any sketches or anything.
And just imagine opening a closet and having ten dormice avalanche out onto you.

>>15891413
You're probably better off discussing this in /pol/ but I'll just say that arabs =/= mudslimes and an invasion of sexy desert grills could ease lots of strife.

I mean the sexual repression in that place is catholic monastery tier hellish. Can't be sexually repressed and raped at the same time.

>>15891422
You're not engineering hard enough, Anon. You could totally fix their brains while you were at it.

>>15891428
>Can't be sexually repressed and raped at the same time

Well, aren't they sexually repressing your right to not be raped? Sounds like sexual repression to me.

Filling your Redcap waifu to the brim and then licking her leg scars while she is still harmless is the best thing that can happen in a man's life

>>15891421
That's really nice, I love her dress. Why deleted it tho?

>>15891172
She dominates you, teasing and edging you to get your blood flowing until you beg her to bite you and show mercy.

>>15891450
She's acting all haughty now but just she waits until winter comes around while she doesn't have a husband to keep her warm

>>15891448
I really hope that anon wasn't banned, someone is very jumpy tonight. In any case the pic was in the archive.

>>15891363
I want a fat-bottomed Kakuen to press her gigantic monkey butt against my face!

>>15891363
Girls in sweaty spats are for face sitting

>>15891450
>fang on top and bottom
my god...

Remember, anons, your Shoggoth maid will glow ever brighter the more she loves you, so hold your head up tall and proud when she walks into a room and burns out everyone's retinas.

>>15891466
Only if she holds her head up too.

>>15891430
Anon that would be next to impossible. Not to mention there is no god damn way your colleagues would go along with that.

I give them a month or two after being exposed to the public before they start acting like every other whore out there.

>>15891465
They probably move around in large groups.

Overwhelming men, nibbling on them while they do lewd stuff to his body.

Leaving him to wake up with itchy bite marks.

>>15891458
Who is this? I think I recognize the style but I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>15891462
But strong Tomboys in spats are the best for facesitting

>>15891482
Those are best for necksitting.

>>15891475
I enjoy that Vampire Mosquitoes are far more easily impregnated than other monster girls, are are even implied to have multiple babies at once.

Litterally baby factories.

>>15891482
Just spats on tomboys in general

>>15891494
A big girl!

>>15891481
Kinda looks like .less but it's not his usual same face.

>>15891494
Why are tomboys so fun to molest?

>>15891502
Because they've never been treated like a little girl before so it's so surprising.

>>15891502
They just are

>>15891521
I want to kiss every freckle.

>>15891521
That's a THICC moose. I want her to sit on my face.

>>15891521
>You will never get into a fight with a Moose girl after accidentally wandering into her territory.

>>15891528
>OY HOOSER, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WALKIN', 'EH?
It'd be hilarious until you realize that a moose is talking to you and meese are terrifying.

Would she be gentle if you took your pants off and laid down?

>>15891534
>taking your pants off and lying down
What are you, some jackoff from Toronto?

You fight that Moose girl and take her body as your prize.

>>15891541
T-they said that's how you're supposed to deal with bear girls! I don't know how to handle a moose! I mean, with sharps you just kinda bop 'em inna nose and you might win, but meese? They don't even have a weak point!

>>15891543
>They don't even have a weak point!
Are you blind? It's right on their damn head! You grab those antlers no Moose girl will be able to stop you. Although that's going to be quite the challenge so you better be ready for a fight.

Who told you all of this crap, anon?

>>15891559
It was that woman over there in the khaki shorts with the funny accent. Keeps saying something about "cracky."

>>15891559
I want to grab a Moose girl by the antlers and ram my forehead into her forehead!
I wanna get in her face and ask her if she's got a problem with me walking around town!

The best way to defeat a automaton is with a logic puzzle.

Or you can just fuct it

Cheshire cat needs more love.

>>15891647
Cat girls are too boring for my taste, physically.

I would open butler cafes, cuddle parlors, otouto/school boy compensated dating booths for all the desperate CCs, stinky and creepy nerds, chubby NEETs, and other desperate customers. I'll make a killing! Of course I would also make them wear revealing clothing and stream let's plays on the internet.

>>15891672
That's the dream job! I wouldn't know which to pick!

I wanna impregnate something "mean" and "monstrous."

So I've been looking up a bunch of WH40K lore, and I had an idea. There's fire/water/earth/air elementals. But what about Human elementals? You take wh40k psychic powers and you take the fable universe's Will and you get some Joan-of-arc styled being that is less a human and more a spiritual collection of human values, souls and excellencies that often incarnates as a messianic role in human history. I'm kind of drawing on the god emperor here, but instead of being an excelling individual, it's a member of a different race that is just an element of humanity that often pops up to do some cool, world shaking shit. I'm thinking one is born every millennia and lives for a vastly longer lifespan than men.

>>15891647
Are you having a giggle?

>>15891679
How about the Rape Cage for yandere girls? You're the prize and the girl who wins gets to keep you in a cage for 2 days!

Reminding about album:
http://imgur.com/a/i784G

>>15891681
For some reason I find those types to be the most motherly as well.

It's you guys' fault that she's not popular!

>>15891777
If she wasn't so flat and had the mature allure of a real woman, she'd have a cool distant beauty trope that's actually super dere in the sack and would be more popular. It's her own fault. She needs to drink more milk

>>15890764
If I wasn't already in wuv with my waifu, I'd grab this one.

>>15890757
Did we get 404'd

I want to wreck a Gnome's sloppy, messy mud pussy!

>>15891810
I want to massage and kiss a blind Gnome's feet!

>>15891777
I think she's cute.

I wanna try illegal drugs. What would drug induced sex with an MG feel like?

>>15891820
Alptastic.
Hey, hey, hey! Drugs'll make you gay!

>>15891820
Ask Mr. X. That's what I did.

>>15891811
But Gnomes don't even have feet.
Or would they make earthen feet for themselves like their hands?

>>15891826
They must have feet. How else would they "keep their feet on the ground"? Eh? EH?

>>15891820
There are several drug related MGs that could show you.

My favorite is that cotton fairy.

>>15891834
I prefer Mary-Jane.

>>15891844
>monsterboys
get out

>>15891848
>boys
?

>>15891687
You end up with Manus from Dark Souls

>>15891687
This seems like a silly idea. Very silly indeed. Let's not be silly.

>>15891855
Feel free to offer exactly why you think this

>>15891687
Isn't that just a fucking Heroic Spirit

>>15891857
Humans are not elements. A human elemental doesn't make sense. At all. Granted the elemental spirits aren't elements either in the scientific sense, but everyone knows what "the four elements" are.
>>15891862
This guy makes a good point though.

>>15891857
The concept of elementals is that they're literally forces of nature given form and sentience, or at least localized versions of them. Wind Elementals are basically living whirlwinds, Fire Elementals are living lumps of fire, etc.
What are Human Elementals? A Human given sentience?

I want to escape from a slave-galley bound to the land of the Dark Elves, only to find myself at the center of an ancient prophecy predicting devastation upon the land!

>>15891877
Fuck off n'wah

>>15891879
You, get up. What is your name?

>>15891882
Cornelius Invictus Maximus fuck having non-cringe names :^)

>>15891882
Hold on let me install some mods

>Holst proportions
>lactation
>Personality: All set to loving dom

>>15891887
Skyrim belongs to the Nords, Imperial Dog!

>>15891868
>>15891872
>but everyone knows what "the four elements" are.
There are five. I suppose I ought to have posed my Human elemental idea as the quintessence. It makes more sense in that way anyhow.

>>15891896
But Dark Matter already is the quintessence.
Although if you're going to turn Milla Jovovich into a Monster Girl, be my guest.

>>15891893
TRIARII

>>15891896
I guess that makes sense but Quintessense is hardly human in nature. In fact it's basically the opposite. Where humans are mortal, Quintessence is fundamentally eternal. Where humans are not divine, quintessence is itself a divine element. Where humans walk upon the earth, quintessence builds the stars. where humanity is limited, quintessence is infinite.

>>15891900
Quintessence in science is like, a codename for a theoretical Dark Matter (and not the mindbroken slut version either).

>>15891893
>Skyrim belongs to the Nords
>mfw playing as an qt Altmer Archmage with Colorful Magic casting what amounts to epic spells / tier 9 spells one after another
Bow to the Thalmor

>>15891911
That is the wrong image, but I guess it's technically more on topic, kind of?
Is Albedo more off-topic than MGQ?

>>15891911
I used to be a supremacist just like you. Then I took an arrow in the heart.

>>15891915
To be honest, it's fun how the Nords actually have a special line for raping a high elf, but I can't really get into the whole submission thing when I can cast Pin to the Sky on Stormcloaks WHILE they're ramming my character and watch them fly into the distance.

>>15891904
Yeah but if you think about it, there is no such thing as eternal. No such thing as divine. God isn't real. This divinity is just a collection of values we aspire to be or appease. You could say that the quintessence is the pinnacle of human aspirations and hopes. And in that manner it is a beacon and a very human elemental. Not human in the fallible sense, but human in the divine sense, as in what we perceive to be divine. Basically I want to turn the god emperor of mankind into a race of elemental monstergirls.
>>15891900
Dark matter is the yin

>>15891919
>Yeah but if you think about it, there is no such thing as eternal. No such thing as divine. God isn't real. This divinity is just a collection of values we aspire to be or appease.
WELL

>>15891919
>God isn't real
M'lord.

>>15891919
Seems like I have to educate you about the Lord's Grace

>>15891923
>>15891928
if god is real why arent there monstergirls? checkmate christianity

>>15891930
Because God takes great pleasure in our suffering. It's why Hell is such a horrible place and Heaven is so boring it's as bad.

>>15891930
God is the one who kicked Lilith out though you fag

>>15891930
Because we have to work for our happy ending.

Hell isn't the absence of Monster Girls. It's knowing they're out there and we can't have them.

>>15891919
What is this autism?

>>15891933
WTF i hate god now. Lucifer-chan did nothing wrong

>>15891936
>Because we have to work for our happy ending.
Lilith has had enough of Adam's bullshit and wants nothing to do with his kids.

>>15891939
Wish I had that cute picture of Satan-chan.

>>15891937
*tips mitre* deus vult

>>15891941
My dad's name is Dick, not Adam.

>>15891672
>cuddle parlor
You're only going to get CC and NEET Yetis, and they can't do let's plays with big paws

>>15891946
Your dad is a dick

I what daughteRYUS with this beautiful rain God.

Nice OP. WIP from Vector, the same guy who did that pic of Gazerfag with Gazer!

Well I'm going to go watch a let's play of Morrowind now, hope y'all nerds are proud of yourselves.

>>15891957
I want to help a NEET Ryu end up like the mom in that pick.

>things that ruined potential 10/10 designs

Hey anon, wanna join the Spehhs Marines with me?

>>15891979
I'd prefer not to. Too dangerous.

>>15891982
What's the worst that could happen? Getting stranded in the Devil Bug nesting grounds?

>>15891983
Will she save me? Will she be my hero?

>>15891985
She's not gonna leave you behind. She'll even help you save Lieutenant Danielle.
>anon, do you know what it's like not being able to use your legs?

>>15891458
Just woke up and I want to give the guy who made this a huge thank you. She's really beautiful

>>15891957
I want to look at a Ryu with the most serious look she ever seen in her life and apologize for bullying her and that I would do anything she says as my way of punishment.

>>15891957
>no chubby Ryu wife to cuddle

>>15891720
Nice dragons. Good thing it's an imgur album, it would be a shame if someone posted many images in the thread and caused problems.

Who is the coolest monstergirl? Who is the spergiest? Who is the most autistic?

>>15892044
>Who is the coolest monstergirl?
Hellhound
>Who is the spergiest?
Wurm
>Who is the most autistic?
Gazer

>>15892056
>Wurm
>more spergy than "/r9k/" Will of the Wisp

>>15892064
You mean Will "Get those normies off my hill" of the Wisp
Will "When his life is through, no more friends for you" of the Wisp

>>15892086
You know it's kind of weird how Will of the Wisp literally means "William-who-is-a-Wisp" like how Jack of the Lantern means "Jack-who-is-carrying-a-Lantern". Isn't Will a guy's name?

>>15892064
that's not sperg behavior. Wurm is a sperg.

>>15892056
Don't bully the wurm

>you will never get raped by a /r9k/ girl
>she will never have angry hate-rape with you whom she considers a normie
>she will never scream 'REEE BETA UPRISING' as she cums

Weird feel

>>15892104
I don't think Wisp considers virgins normies, she's just assmad because she died one.

>>15892104
I think even a Kiki wouldn't want to fuck a guy from /r9k/.

>>15892104
>fembots
I've been on /r9k/ like, twice, out of curiousity, and even then I know fembots are mocked there.

>>15892120
In a world with monster girls, females would be the main demographic of r9k.
Males would be the 'fembots' of a monster girl r9k.

All the boys are just sluts who want tough girls with rotten personalities!

>>15892124
Beta uprising incoming courtesy of /mgqg/

>>15892124
>fuck off penisbots
>you guys can just drop your pants and get action

>>15892044
>Coolest
Ice Queen
>Spergiest and autistic
Your favorite

>>15892131
>Your favorite
Fuck you too

>>15892126
>no /fit/ oni who's stronger than you, will overpower you.
>she'll never make you question your masculinity

>>15892136
My masculinity is based off the fact that I have a dick and balls, so luckily I would never have that problem.

>>15892139
*castrates you*

>>15892142
>*action*
I don't know what hole you crawled out of but please go back there and stay go.

>>15892139
*locks your dick in a chastity*

>>15892145
>a chastity
???

>>15892142
this >>15892143
Also that's mutilating him, not making him question anything

>>15892149
Well to be honest if his masculinity is based off the idea that he has a dick and balls, then if you remove it...

>>15892143
*action* = >action

>>15892151
Then you're a psychopath.
Now fuck off.

>>15892163
>psychopath
I don't see how that's relevant.
>fuck off
I wasn't that guy.

>>15892091
Both of those are wrong.

Will there means will not William, like the will of the country or the will of god. The will of the wisp as in the spirit of the wisp.

Jack of the Lantern is an old pun that can be either used as the old location verbage like 3 o'clock or to show lineage like Ben O'Rielly. So it is both of the lantern and from the lantern. Get it?

>>15892169
But that's wrong.
Will-o'-the-wisp (n.): 1660s, earlier Will with the wisp (c. 1600), from the masc. proper name Will + wisp "bundle of hay or straw used as a torch." Compare Jack o'lantern.
Jack-o'-lantern (n.): also jack-o-lantern, jack-a-lantern, jackolantern, 1660s, "night-watchman;" 1670s as a local name for a will-o-the-wisp (Latin ignis fatuus), mainly attested in East Anglia but also in southwestern England. Literally "Jack of (with) the lantern;" see Jack + lantern. The extension to carved pumpkin lanterns is attested by 1834 in American English.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=will+o%27+the+wisp&searchmode=none
This is hardly the most reliable source but most other places I've found say the same.

>>15892169
>>15892174
Are we getting a jack'o lantern girl?

>>15892169
>>15892174
Also Oxford Dictionary
>Early 17th century: originally as Will with the wisp, the sense of wisp being ‘handful of (lighted) hay’.

>>15892126
I don't see the problem with tough girls making me fulfill their kinky fetishes.

>>15892135
The first few arcs in this manga surprised and engaged me, but it's turned a lot into cookie cutter power fantasy junk.
Any other manga where a guy gets buried in bullshit and reacts realistically?

>>15892174
Of does not mean with or carry though. It can denote a job or association, like Jack of the Guard means Jack is a guard. But is does not literally mean carrying or with. Jack of the Lantern is a descriptor like Jack of the Thousand Yard Stare or Jack of the Terrible Smell.

>>15892186
Homunculus is about a guy who gets the power to see people's fractured psyches as physical manifestations after getting a hole drilled in his skull. He reacts by slowly going insane until he becomes a serial killer

>>15892196
Well, sounds interesting enough to check out. Thanks anon.

>>15892200
It's a pretty good series. I binged it a few years ago.

>>15892188
Sort of fucked that up there. Pretty sure Jack is intended as the title Jack. So replacing the title puts things more in perspective for you.

Jack of the Lantern becomes Duke of the Lantern or King of the Lantern. You wouldn't say "the king who carries a lantern" is the proper description. It also hammers home how much of a joking nickname it is, like calling cops bobbies.

>>15892188
It literally does mean 'carrying' though. The earlier version of Will of the Wisp is "Will with the Wisp." aka "Will who carried a Torch (Wisp)". The whole idea was that ignis fatuus was basically a light carried by mischievous faeries or pixies or something that got you lost since they appear in swamps, move away from you because of the disturbance in the wind you cause and randomly disappear after a while with no apparent reason or sound leaving you in the middle of fucking nowhere in swamps. They could also be lost souls 'looking for a way out'. Jack o' Lantern is an alternate form of Will of the Wisp aka Will with the Wisp aka Will carrying a Wisp, wouldn't it make more sense that it'd mean Jack with a Lantern than King of Lanterns?

>>15892204
I'm telling you that Oxford dictionary and the other source I quoted tell you that's wrong. It's not the title, it's literally the name.
>joking nickname
Jack-'o-Lanterns were thought to be mystical things, like St. Elmo's Fire tier.

>No arachnarok arachne waifu

The eczema's acting up again, gotta plunge my hands into some soothing ooze.

>>15892205
It's to associate them with the lantern. I'm not arguing the spirit of what you are saying, I'm arguing the literal definition. Jack of the lantern puts the emphasis on the lantern, not on Jack. You got it backwards.

It's like the difference between saying someone is gluttonous and having somebody translate it as "the guy who is hungry". It does not carry the same emphasis.

While it would always have a lantern the term does not mean carries. You get it? Jack of the Flowers for example would give an association with flowers but does not itself say that flowers would be carried by that Jack.

Osu!

>>15892232
I'm playing a little bit of osu again indeed.

>>15892218
It really does help a lot

>>15892222
That's the problem though.
"Jack" and "Will" are generic names. The emphasis is NEVER on Jack or Will when they're in a phrase. Jack of All Trades refers to a man, the generic Jack, who can has experience in all trades (aka, he's okay at everything). The emphasis is on All Trades, but it's still referring to Jack, who has experienced all trades.
Jack of the Lantern has emphasis on Lantern but it's still referring to the generic pixie, Jack, who is carrying a lantern.

>you get it?
No I don't.
I told you already - Jack of the Lantern is just an alternate form of Will of the Wisp. Jack and Will are both generic names with Jack becoming popular later for just a generic name when you don't have any - Jack in Office meant basically an asshole bureaucrat.
Will with the Wisp evolved to Will of the Wisp and around the same time but in different places Jack o' Lantern. It'd essentially carry the same meaning as before, 'he-who-carries-a-light'.

>>15892239
She looks distressed. I guess he's shaking her up to her core?

>>15892239
Slimes have high surface tension I guess.

>>15892243
I don't have liquid tits, but I imagine I'd be surprised if a solid just started molesting them

>>15892239
Touch the slime. Do it whenever you want because they are kind creatures.

Everything here is way too human for my taste

>>15892239
>left eye
Is she crying

>>15892254
>exposed tits
But that's haram!

>>15892258
The pleasure is so much she doesn't even know how to react.

>>15892265
He's not even touching the core

>New Hobgob drawings in last thread
>Mod deleted thread before I could get them
Could someone repost it?

>>15892286
This?

>>15892263

>>15892269
Imagine if he was

>>15892292
Yes, thank you.

>>15892299
>you will never be a slime
>a strong man will never touch your slime core
what does it even feel like to be a slime, would you just drift when you 'walk'?

>>15892305
Gil stop.

I'm gonna crystallize an entire Dark Matter and implant it as the core to a Dark Slime!

>>15892310
Someone stop this madman!

>>15892307
but he's so hot

>>15892312
You'll never stop me! I will create a Dark Slime Goddess that will rival the Chief God and Demon Lord!

Anon. Imagine an alternate universe. The monstergirl-male ratio is 100:1. As a result monstergirls have colonized the stars, settling on bare planets and terraforming them. There are near infinite amount of planets each with their own gimmick, like the Ice Planet or the Yandere Planet. What are some cool ideas for planets?

>>15892319
Wouldn't she just eat the world

>>15892322
A planet that has a highly eccentric orbit and one day just smashes into a gas giant.

>>15892322
Space is gay.

>>15892322
A planet dedicated to keeping dominant girls

>>15892325
>Wouldn't she just eat the world
What?

>>15892341
meant to post that on a different board entirely but I'm tired as fuck and somehow pasted that into my post
pls don't kill me

>>15892322
The world of THICC face sitting

>>15892322
> The monstergirl-male ratio is 100:1. As a result monstergirls have colonized the stars

You would think that a demographic crisis of that magnitude would preclude civilization from reaching the stars, not cause it.

But whatever. Low-gravity planet where the oppai can get BIG

>>15892322
Hello games pls go

I want to fondle the pads of an Anubis' paws.

>>15892370
Same.
They're so soft damn it!

>>15892322
How about a sabbath planet?

>>15892286
>he doesnt have archives

>>15892322
I'll go to the ice planet and yell out "I'm feeling a little cold" across the tundra and wait

The lineart for my Miia picture is done.
Coloring next.

>>15892445
Mmm, yes.

>>15892437
Fool! Do you know what you have done?!

>>15892445
Looks like she shares your love for dakis

>>15892437
I imagine you'd just freeze to death. Space can get REALLY fucking cold.

>>15892322
>tfw no united mamono-human space empire where the majority of the population are humans
>but the elites are mostly monster girls
>The Head of state(figurehead) is human as per tradition.

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon
lilim tonight

>>15892359
This

"We have a shortage of men. What do we do?"
"MOVE AS FAR AWAY FROM THEM AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!"
"I don't think..."
"TRUST ME! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!"
"O-okay."

>laughing tanukis getting all the boys.jpg

>>15892481
How do you escape from a lilim?

>>15892507
You don't. Your best bet is beating her in a challenge.

>>15892510
I challenge her to a game of reality!

>>15892507
>Escaping
>From a Lilim
LaughingCheshires.png

>>15892507
Same way the old bear joke works.

>>15892510
That doesn't sound like good odds at all.

>>15892521
see
>>15879437

>>15892481
Which Lilim? OC donut steels or KC's sues?

Imagine all the bogus kickstarters on studying how to beat "x" monster girl every encounter

>>15892536
Okay so we need some cash to buy flowers, we're gonna give some Skeletons flowers, see what happens. We just need $3.50

I haven't drawn Sandy in a goo while, now that I think about it. I still need to do an Automaton at some point as well.

>>15892510
Bomberman it is! no one beats me at that.
On the flipside, monopoly or any physical activity will fuck me over

>>15892557
Go get a haircut ya damn hippie!
Fun fact: someone once opened their car window and shouted for me to get a haircut or buy a guitar

>>15892461
I accept my fate, buried in a brown and white fluffy avalanche

>>15892564
Fucking what?

>>15892583
She's acting like a hippie. You know, saying "groovy"? And the crystals? That's New Age hippie stuff.

>>15892584
"Groovy" could also be Ash Williams

was gonna post this yesterday but did not get a chance.

>>15892600
She's a stoner, take it from someone who has never met one.

>>15892605
Well if it isn't my favorite bat and some weeds!

>>15892605
Tell me about Lily's friend.

>>15892600
I am glad someone got the joke.
Fucking A.
She's not used to her new eyes, and seeing her hands plus machipiyo is certainly a sight with the new eyes.

>>15892605
Who's the friend

>>15892630
it was a post yesterday where a plant girl wanted to explore outside her garden and this was my take.

>>15892322
The Dead Planet

>>15892657
I hope she has fun and doesn't get eaten by cows.

>>15892126
Why are her feet so huge?

>>15892676
When he was a boy, Temujin's father told him he should get a wife with strong feet.

Since body types can vary according to KC, does this mean a tall onee-san Vamp Mosquito exist?

>>15892682
>Since body types can vary according to KC
How is this even something that needed confirmation?

>>15892657
Did you do the flying fox one?

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
‘Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda G that little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the street light

>>15892682
Everyone who chooses left here is worse than many Hitlers.

>>15892697
I think left is bad, but I don't care enough about people liking it to hate them for it.

>>15892682
>tall onee-san Vamp Mosquito
Only when they drink enough blood.

>>15892682
I don't know what the fuck is with me and right's hairstyle.

But throw me in the matango pit if I lie, I just love it.

>>15892712
There's literally nothing wrong with matangos

>>15892724
Yes there is, and if we ignore all the usual thread reasons, I can't stand mushrooms, let alone sentinent mushrooms. And jellyfishes. But I already ranted enough about them.

>>15892712
It's the mature, chic look of a woman and not a kid.
Why, having that hairstyle even affected her breasts!

>>15892740
Madness.

>>15892739
Sponges.

>>15892740
The one on the right is going to reproduce with whoever is taking the picture, isn't she?

>>15892739
What's wrong with mushrooms or jellyfish, they're really tasty if the chef knows what he's doing

>>15892743
Oh, now that you pointed that out...Breasts influence my mind even subconciously.

>>15892746
You're onto something, but not quite there.

>>15892682
It also means angry shortstack Hellhounds can be a thing.

And a Lich built like a Jinko.

>>15892740
>Traitor-kun got a job.

>>15892755
I think it's nice of Steve to be a positive role model to these young ladies.

>>15892681
I want to fuck a big, ripped oni girl with huge, powerful feet!
Is there any art of oni girls like that?

>>15892753
Breasts are best.
Besides, her tail tip looks like a blade too.

>>15892757
He is educating them, and then, through sacrifice, he will become our saviour, gifting us glorious snake ladies.

He is our martyr.

>>15892740
You gotta watch them rowdy snakes.

>>15892762
Kinda xenomorph-y even, if you ask me. Right snek is waifu material.

>>15892754
A Wendigo built like a Jinko and as tall as an Oni. She duck walks everywhere to make people think she's just another Wendigo, up until she stands up and glares down at you.

>>15892771
Left snake belongs in the trash. Right one deserves daughterus.

>>15892754
I think the only impossible thing would be a completely flat Holstaurus. The Baphomet's lolifying magic only creates a oppai loli when cast on her.

>>15892776
Hey now, while I agree we can't just throw left snake out like that, condemning her to a life of loneliness. It would be kind of ironic coming from us.

I'm sure we can kidn, I mean persuade some anon out there to give her a chance, right?

>>15892781
Holst's are flat at some point before growing.

>>15892740
These snakes are too old for easy lessons like this. Where are the lessons on foreplay?

>>15892682
do you think the head snakes talk to them?

>>15892768
So I guess it's about looking threatening and making sure they know this is your territory or something?

>>15892799
>check out that cute guy, sis
>rape that guy, sis
>yeah I agree, you should rape him!
>do it now, when there's nobody around!
>C is for Cookie!

>>15892799
I'm sure they have a symbiotic relationship, relying information and shit.

I do know they enjoy hot springs.

>>15892794
And subject him to a shit waifu with awful hair? Anon, hair styles are very important! They tell you so much about the girl!

>>15892807
>alphabet Wurm
It warms up my cold heart to know she is still mentioned.

>>15892781
There's also a few races that are strictly loli only, Alice and Baphomet being the ones that come to mind. Baphos can be oppai lolis but I don't think KC ever said they can grow taller.

Whats more worrying then a Wurm on search and rape mode?

>>15892824
Knowing you have to go to the bathroom but that the floor is full of Legos you can step on and you can't turn on the lights or it'll bother the waifu.

>>15892815
You're a slut for kejourous, you are biased anon, I can't trust your opinion.

>>15892821
All races can be changed with wonderland treats. Nothing better than a tall, hourglass, classy bapho

>>15892824
A red cap thats drank a few cans of relentless
A Kunoichi that's had her mask stolen
A Valkyrie whistling Randy Orton's theme
A lilim that finds you "interesting".

>>15892824
A shirohebi that found out you're cheating on her

This also applies to all lamias

>>15892829
That damn Anupup just had to play with her legos after I got some Taco Bell.

>>15892759
Oh well, I guess not.

>>15892839
>A lilim that finds you "interesting".

That's easy, you just need to tell her stories.

>>15892830
I am a slut for good hair in general.
The hair can make or break 9/10 of girls for me.

>>15892691
no

>>15892839
Who the fuck is randy orton?

>>15892849
What if its the screw with you for shits and giggles kind of interesting.

>>15892824
Two Wurms on search and rape mode

>>15892858
Randy Orton is a pro-wrestler. Dontcha know anything?

>>15892850
I can relate to that, I have the hair-face-chest line, it is crucial that the result is positive there.

>>15892842
>cheating

What's that?

>>15892849
But then she might never leave you alone.
>"And that's the tail of how I lost my arm, my eye, and saved a ton of money by switching to Pai-co."
>"Can you tell me the story about how you fell down a lot of stairs before breaking your legs on a pile of gold again?"
>"No, it's late and you should get to bed"
>"But I wanna 'nother story!"
>angry Lilim noises wakes up everyone in the DL's castle