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Once again dragons are cute

>>15848552
Not him, but tomorrow is a possibility.

>>15848576
More like the breast of the litter

Maids are olev

>>15848576
First for chaos best faction.

Maids are olev

>>15848589
I thought I saw the word lactation in your post for a moment.

Kej are love

Don't trust werecats, they're sneaky.

>>15848588
>>15848589
>same exact time

>>15848600
When I blur my eyes, I see it too
>First for chaos lactation

>>15848604
Indeed.

>>15848608
An ear is on the back of her head.

>>15848616
>chaos lactation
>Shoggoth manipulates her slime to emulate lactating different liquids
>Uses her breasts as drink dispensers

I'm not sure I like where this boner is going.

>>15848616

>First for chaos lactation

Blood for the blood God?

>>15848552
Fuck if I know. Haven't really been following it either. I'm just waiting on a segment of Square's Livestream, and was looking through recent uploads on their Jap channel to see if they'd put up anything interesting recently.

Would love if that happened though.

>>15848627
Yeah, they really fucked that part up.

>>15848627
Now that you mention it, the positioning of her ears does look a little wonky, as if she was originally facing a different direction.

>>15848633
Shoggoths are the best Slimes.

>>15848627
She had a rough life.

>tfw no stronk moose girl to help you shovel the driveway in winter

>>15848633
>You'll never take a Shoggoth out to try out different drinks so she can figure out how to lactate them later.
>No maid who can make a Roy Rodgers for you whenever you suck on her tits.
God fucking damn it what's with me and lactating soft drinks?
I haven't been this confused about a boner since I wrote that one NukaLurk monstergirl thing way back when.

>>15848633
Shog meido notices your glass needs to be refilled. Thankfully she drank a gallon of water earlier, and stored it inside her just for this occasion.

>>15848656

"shovel"

>Tell her to go to the bottom of the driveway for a surprise
>She gets down there and turns around to ask you what the surprise is
>You're dangling carrots at the garage door
>Driveway clear in 5 secs

Could probably work with most centaurs too.

>>15848671
Why am I now imagining a centaur Loli in a pink coat drooling at some carrots with a shovel in her hands

>>15848677
Because child labor is a winter tradition.

>>15848680
Would you give her hot Coco afterwards, along with the carrots?

>>15848659
It could be soft drinks, tea, coffee, beer, even hard liquor is that's your thing. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she could emulate non-edible liquids. Need to change the oil in your car? Call shoggy over and stick her tits under the hood.

>>15848656
Needs more of a squirrel girl for comedic effect

>>15848656
awawa

>>15848749
>"Squirrel!"
>Insert Wolfus abruptly turning to gaze off intently in a random direction here

>>15848797
>'Squirrel!'

>>15848797
I want to fuck that Squirrel

I really want to fuck that Squirrel.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember how comfy shortstack weresheep would be

I wish I had a cuddlepile of smug girls.
I wish I could see them smiling warmly while cuddling instead of smugly.

>>15848912
I'll knit scarves and beanies out of weresheep wool and be the comfiest man in all of MGC

please take her home

>>15848949
What is it?

>>15848920
That might be easily achievable depending on the smug levels of the girl

Some girl lose their smug with just a simple compliment

Others will give you the smuggest of looks while announcing to you that they are pregnant with your child

>>15848961

subjectively the second best girl in her series

>>15848968
Well the girls I'm dealing with are Hellhound, Manticore, Cheshire Cat, Vampire, Kakuen and a Shortstack Gremlin.
I have a problem and I refuse to solve it.

>>15848969
Yep, can't beat best girl though.

Kumiho are tricky! If one wants a 'taste' of you, say no and run away!

>>15849002
Mermaids belong in the friendzone tho

>>15848627
She's a direct descendent of Mickey Mouse. Ears always face camera.

Here's something possibly new.

>>15849006
I'm going to marry a Kumiho.

Nurunuru?

>>15849023
I like this picture

>>15849033
But anon, she'll bite you, she might even draw a bit of blood and lap it up sensually! Do you really want that?

>>15849035
One of the best girl who gets ignored

I love how she pulls off the maid stick without it defining her

>>15849035
the original meido

>>15849039
me too. They make the texture of her slime look real soft and inviting.

>>15849058
Maybe

>>15849073
Gonna slap her fat slime butt when she's in the middle of cleaning

>>15849095
>commence the jigglin'

>>15849073
>literally uses her powers to emulate clothing and human women
>pretends to be human, not even a doppelganger or secretly corrupted paladin
>only intelligent enough for chores, basically a retarded shog

I'm sorry sir, but the analysis is in. The doctor has confirmed your waifu's condition: I'm afraid she's shit.

>>15849103
Do not insult the wifeslime, she tries her best to be the best

>>15849095
>Nureonago wife cleaning the house while you're browsing the net
>Her cleaning outfit is wet and translucent just like all her others outfits
>You can't help but stare at her jiggly slime butt
>She suddenly hunches over to scrub a spot on the carpet
>Now is the time
>You quietly stand up and make your way towards her
>You gather all the force you have in your right arm
>You then slap her ass with all your might
>She straightens up and makes a cute noise
>Surprisingly no bits of slime flew off her body
>You notice that her ass is still undulating from the shockwave
>She gives you THAT look
>Looks like you owe her an hour of apology sex

>>15849058
That is precisely why I want to marry one. Blood play is top tier.

>>15849134
>tfw I find it interesting but I'm pretty much phobic of "piercing" things

What ground rules do you have for your wife?

>>15849146
Alpisms are forbidden under penalty of facerape.

>>15849146
He has a lot of control to be able to talk with that going on.
I would have just made aroused human noises

>>15849144
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radula

>>15849152
>aroused human noises
I would only make that for Lamias

>>15849158
Well yes but that variety of MG is already shit for many other reasons.

>>15849166
Snail girls are great, what are you on about?

>>15849146
Rules are bad, it's better to just communicate a lot and make sure both people are ok before doing something

Except for rape, that's always ok no matter what

>>15849152
In the Sasha Fallen Maidens story there was a small bit in the end about incubi being able to endure pleasure
The MC was walking around and casually talking while having sex with a loli Dark Priest

>>15849146
1) Public sex is kept to a minimum
2) No sex for at least 1 hour after coming home (cuddles are acceptable).
3) Only four rounds max on work nights
4) She has to eat regular food. Cum is not a meal.
5) No leaving visible marks if I have to work tomorrow.
There's enough wiggle room there for her to have her fun, but not so much that I can't function as normal person.

Anon, who was that girl I just saw you with?

>>15849171
>5
You're no fun.
You've also accidentally given her incentives to remove your job from the equation.

>>15849171
>All that focus on work

I'm sure you wouldn't need to work that much, if monster girls/mamono mana existed every necessity would be basically free, working would only be for extra comfort, kinky stuff or hobbies

>>15849174
Looks your robot is having the yandere defect, that can't be fixed
Mail her to the factory so they can send you a brand new one

>>15849171
>5) No leaving visible marks if I have to work tomorrow.
>He doesn't wear them as a badge of love and honor

>15848486
Nice blog.

>>15849181
Sex doesn't put a roof over our heads or food on the table (unless it's a porn thing), especially if I'm the only one working.
>>15849177
I only said visible marks. Between a suit and a little concealer, there's a lot she could still get away with. Besides, she still has the weekends.

>>15849174
Oh this should be good.

>>15849188
There's love and there's looking professional, anon. I have no problem with people seeing them off the clock, but I need to look presentable at the office.

>>15849199
>office job
probably not even your first mistake

>>15849146
No barking at the mailman, and there has to be time for things other than cuddles when she's not at work.

>>15849194
>a roof over our heads

Well... Yeah I guess free houses are just my headcanon, same for free electricity, water, etc...

You could live in a cave or ask a Gnome to build you a rudimentary house though

>food on the table

Now that's actual canon, with mamono mana there'd be so much food growing everywhere that you could live off a small garden or by just going out once in a while to pick up fruits and veggies from a forest or something. Meat is easy to get too thanks to the demonic beasts

>>15849203
Somebody has to keep the world functioning, Well oiled machine and all that.

>>15849218
That entirely depends on what industry you slave for.

>>15849210
Isn't all that free food just the 'you will be perpetually horny and want to do nothing but fuck' stuff?

>>15849222
I wouldn't might working for - say- a jam factory

>>15849171
1.Keep the Russian to phrases I can understand
That's about it

>>15849225
Who cares? It's free, delicious and nutritious food

>>15849230
Not him, but I like earning my stuff

>>15849225
>>15849230
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Intimacy_Vegetable
Demon Realm Sweet Potatoes.
>remarkably, unlike what is seen in other vegetables, these vegetables don't have special effects or contain aphrodisiac compounds

>>15849230
Work becomes difficult if I'm walking around with a perpetually throbbing erection that's drooling pre all day. Makes it hard for me to focus, and it would probably not be good for the monster co-workers.

>>15849225
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Intimacy_Vegetable

Nah, they're just slightly mutated regular foods that roots in demon realm energies than regular spirit energy. The better the relationship of those growing it, the better they turn out. Keeping your waifu happy literally is how you keep food on the table, in a way.

And really, most monstergirls already have their own place. Desert mamaono have thousand year old places built for royalty, all the Sabbath girls live and work in institutes of (lewd) knowledge and (lewd) shriens to the dark god, the DL and her daughters all build kingdoms wherever they take over... Housing isn't really an issue.

>>15849246
Why is the 'sexually frustrated office lady' cliche so boner inducing?

>>15849254
I would make minichuffs with this tiger.

>>15849146
Just... nothing in front of my side of the family. Sorry, that one's just a no-go.

> tfw you start getting into an argument over the wedding arrangements when she wants a 'traditional' union that is consummated in front of the guests. Eventually, you settle by agreeing to letting her pick the honeymoon location (how screwed am I, anons?)

>>15849254
Because office work is menial, soul crushing, and unrewarding financially and mentally. I mean, think about it. She went and studied for a degree for this when her friends were all out finding husbands? Pent up isn't appropriate for describing it.

>>15849262
Enjoy your wonderful vacation to beautiful Lescatie!

>>15849246
If you're married it'll be ok, sure you'll get all your coworkers slightly distracted and jealous of your wife but nothing that will harm the business

If you're single then let's just say you're going to get called to the boss's office a whole lot

>>15849254
Because the idea of bending her over her desk one late night, ripping open her leggings, and plunging deep inside of her as you help release months of her pent-up frustration is amazing. Bonus points if she was a ball-buster boss who worked you too hard and you walk in on her trying to relieve herself. That sweet catharsis, man.

And then the knowledge that she's going to try (and fail) to pretend it never happened and start lusting after your cock sets in and you realize you can tease her endlessly with it, seeing how far you can push her before she throws you against the wall and rides you raw in the middle of the work day. Watching her face shift between frustration that you can get away with it, anxiety at one of your co-workers walking in, and the ecstasy of a hard cock flooding her pussy is just the cherry on top.

And then she invites you on a 'private retreat'.

When in doubt, slap a demons ass

>>15849291
Well? What are you waiting for?

>>15849023
Oh wow, that's pretty. Artist really nailed the transparent effects.

>>15849270
Alright, I get that some people might marry someone with shit taste, but I have faith that mine wouldn't choose roper queen central. Maybe a ryugujo, maybe even the DL's capital. Maybe even a cold dank cave where nobody will ever find me again. All are... well, less bad than there.

>>15849296
Beware, she's got a contract on her butt in invisible ink. Better use a glove or she'll get your fingerprints.

How high would you go?

>>15849311
4, make her 5 with dick.

>>15849311
2 hits uncanny valley. 1 is pretty vanilla, 3 & 4 are clearly fine.

>>15849306
What about a nice trip to zipangu to visit some shrines and try some hot springs?

>>15849311
1 Sorry not too big on Slimes. They're cute and all but they don't appeal to me. I'm more an undead guy myself.
>Lich best girl.

>>15849320
Oh, I think she has family there!

>>15849311
6

>>15849311
3-4. 2 isn't slimy enough.
If I'm gonna have a slime I want a goddamn slime.

>>15849296
Motherfucker, I'll play those things like bongos if she lets me.

>>15849002
Those are some not well drawn stomach muscles.

>>15849335
2 is alright if done right, though 3 and 4 are better.

>>15849311
Honestly I don't think I'd go above 3. I want to fuck a human-looking slime, not just a mass of slime with a few human-looking features.

>>15849275
> tfw she's walking around wearing underwear you 'made use of'
> all the MG monstergirls can tell
> hardmode: getting her to wear them without actually giving her any beforehand

stealth lewd is weirdly entertaining.

>>15849340
My main problem with 2 is a lot of artists just draw neon colored humans.
They at least need to LOOK slimy.

Witches are the best.

>>15849006
I'm gonna get tasted by one and enjoy it!

>>15849343
>One session of particularly frenetic sex
>Hide her panties
>She can't find them, freaks out
>Can't risk being found, goes commando rest of the day
>Sneak them out
>wash them up that night so they're all pretty
>Come in early next day, before anyone else
>Head for the boss' office
>Kick back in her chair, rub one out & blow a huge load in her panties
>Drop them in an envelope with a note for her
>See your boss later that day
>Her face is flushed & she can't stop squirming
>She keeps glancing over at you from across the office
>Her face is a mix of humiliation, rage, and barely-contained lust
>Forced to stay late that night
>Janitor comes in the next day to all the paperwork on the floor, several broken desks & chairs, and a stink that no amount of Pine-Sol could cleanse

>>15849146
I don't feel like I have to lay down rules because she wouldn't be interested in the things I hate
1) No exhibitionism
That's about it

>>15849311
What's a shoggoth's natural form? A 6? Because that. Helps she can chose to be anywhere from 1-5

Wolfu waifu anons, how do you feel about her shedding and going into heat?

>Go to bed at 5am
>Wake up 3 hours later at 8am
>Get to work for 9am
>Realise I'd swapped my hours with someone else two weeks ago, and I don't need to be in until 12:30pm

This is why I need an anubis in my life.

>>15849401
Make a pillow out of her collected fur. Make her bite said pillow when she goes into heat.

>>15849166
>Snails
>Shit

>>15849401
>shedding
The price I'm willing to pay for warm fluff cuddles
>going into heat
Nigger, that's WHY I married her!

>>15849411
Snails are hermaphroditic, so they'd be an entire race of futas.

They're shit.

>>15849401
>shedding
Solved by proper brushing, which also leaves them looking divine.
This applies to foxes too.
>heat
That supposed to be a bad thing?

>>15849419
>every animal trait has to carry over perfectly to the waifu version
Then why do wolfus only have two teats?

>>15849425
A mutliboob wolfu doesn't sound like the worst thing, as long as it's not four huge cowtits. Very strange, but maybe something to try on the weekend with a potion.

>>15849411
You're not helping.

>>15849401
>Shedding
I wouldn't mind her fur one bit, no matter where it might end up. Would brush her extra just to keep her tail, hair and paws looking sleek.

>going into heat
See if the rumour about controlling her and being able to turn her into a beast meant for cock with my pheromones is true.
See if the rumour about her controlling me and being able to turn me into a mindless, ravenous slave to wolfu pussy with her female pheromones is true.

Either way, doggystyle all night.

>>15849425
So, what? Snails are just slimes with a shell?

>>15849414
>fluff cuddles
The best kind

>>15849441
Snails aren't slimes dingus, slimes are protists.

>>15849449
I wonder if raijus shed. The static electricity would be everywhere if they did, and it'd stick to everything.

Remember to feed the beetle

>>15849484
No, I hate beetles.

>>15849477
The static causes the fur to stick to themselves. It means less mess, but brushing results in several huge furballs the size of your fist and more electrical charge in them than a car battery.

I like sahus.
Do you like sahus?

>>15849484
I want to see how long a mantis or beetle can maintain their kuu in the face of mushy love.

>>15849499
I find them cute.

>>15849499
aquatic washboards are cute
C U T E

>>15849484
Don't, they might not look like it but beetles are greedy beings feeding them once equates feeding them until you run out of money

>>15849499
I like them but I never think about them unless someone brings them up, they are so forgettable

big cake demon titties?

>>15849530
I think I prefer pai to cake, but sure.

>>15849491
Are you the same guy that hates foxes?

>>15849530
>Dose hips
Damn. Is this a manga?

>>15849542
Good man.

Gex the Gecko as a monstergirl when?

>>15849530
I want to fuck that demon every day for the rest of my life.

>>15849580
No, who could hate foxes?

>>15849621
> Is this a manga?

Sooner or later.

>>15849657
Do you really want them to quip one liners at you constantly?

>>15849681
She sings "rocket man" poorly every time you cum inside her.

>>15849657
Fuck you, now I want to play Gex 3d again with the british dub.

I've had this silly idea of a kid that goes to ryugujo after class everyday and becomes friend with the Otohime that runs the place
As soon as he is of age they marry and have sex

>>15849717
Do it, Anon. Do it for lizards and lizardgirls everywhere.

>>15849657
Don't start this.

>>15849757
Jesus shat in a hot pink tiara someone call the wacky police this man is out of control.

>>15849762
Don't start what? Don't you want to participate in some tail time with a cute lizard girl?

>>15849771
>tail time
STOP

>>15849669
The words just seemed like some kind ot title.

>>15849335
There's something just really amusing about slimes wearing clothes.

>>15849777
No, you'll take your high impact gexual violence, and you'll like it.

>>15849784
>high impact gexual violence
You got a wheeze from me.

>>15848797
>>15848802
Now I'm just imagining a montage of growing old with my waifu, realising we can't have kids and then I die and she's old, alone and miserable.

>>15849786
That's all I ever hoped for.

>>15849780
> The words just seemed like some kind ot title.

It is, just that it won't come out before long.

>>15849784
NO.
STOP THIS.

>>15849784
Is she going to make pop culture references during sex?

>>15849791
Oh, hi. I like your work in the OC threads.

>>15849792
It's too late. We've opened the floodgates now.

>>15849794
Yes. All outdated and entirely inappropriate.

>>15849499
I'd throw old boots at them if I ever saw any.

>>15849781
>Shoggoth in spats under her maid uniform
>The uniform is all her, but the spats are entirely foreign materials
>She can't help but feel conscious of the tight material hugging her ass
>Until she gets used to the feeling of being clothes, her movements are tentative and demure
>A surprise smack on her ass that would once get you a throaty moan gives a high "kyaa!" of surprise

>>15849792
Would you like me to gexit the premises?

>>15849812
There are some puns even a Cheshire won't stand for.

>>15849816
Surely you mean Charon.

>>15849812
IF YOU DON'T STOP I'LL BULLY THIS MONOEYE I SWEAR TO GOD.

>>15849819
That's a little gextreme.

>>15849819
I like this Monoeye. I think I'm going to insert things in her.

>>15849821
I MEAN IT, STOP THIS RIGHT NOW OR THE ONE-EYED GET'S IT.

>>15849819
>>15849831
>Master1200
Disappointing, Anon.

>>15849831
Yes, let's give it to her! I'll do her backside.

>>15849788
Goddammit anon, why. Why must you always bring up the downer part of any given thing?

This time she'll get Spider anon for sure!

Thinking about it, at least there isn't any art of a catgirl Bubsy.

>>15849850
Because it's all I can think of.
>>15849853
>brownies
This is okay.

>>15849856
Bubsy is a cat?

>>15849765
Hey, that's the just base of it

Think of how much fun the kid would have, of all the Zipangu girls and friends he'd have to turn down so he could go to ryugujo everyday

The Otohime would love seeing his reactions to her kingdom, they'd play and dance together all the time. She'd tell all her court to back off the kid because he's hers
And during all these years, in the back of her mind she'd be thinking about how much she wants to see the face he'd make during his first orgasm

>>15849819
So what is a monoeye's range of vision anyway? Do they take in more light for visual processing? Does that mean their vision is more easily damaged? where is the nose?

>>15849867
Well, a bobcat, anyway. His name is literally Bubsy Bobcat.

>>15849659
Foxes are sluts!

Sluts!

>>15849868
Otohimes confirmed as literal attention whores. Like, dancing on stage 'look at meeee' levels of ojou ohohohohoes.

>>15849878
>Bobcat
>Bob
Would she have a pseudo penis?

>>15849881
Only some of them.

>>15849905
You know what? Yes. It's that bad of an attempt at a mascot character. It has two sets of genitalia and it sometimes wakes up with them sort of together.

>>15849889
Otohimes are pure attention whores, they only need the attention of a single man to be fully satisfied

Wouldn't you like a waifu who tries her best to keep you amused and fulfilled?

>>15849905
Anon, I'm literally the most triggered individual on the planet right now because of that post.

>>15849916
Well yeah, I'm just glad KC understands me finally. In a way, people like her are the purest, because they haven't been shot down by negative people enough to want to hide on the internet all day. Though now that I put it like that, it feels like I really want a rich and spoiled but innocent and cheery daughteru to protect...

>>15849931
>Otohime tries to take a jaded anon to the Ryugujo to teach him how to have fun

>>15849931
Would you keep her a spoiled princess as long as possible or would you let her inherit the familial domain so that she learns to be a leader while you and your waifu can peacefully retire?

>>15849943
>He doesn't react to anything
>Not even her most beautiful dance
>She drags him to her room
>He sits there asking if he is going to get raped
>She simply brings a few drinks and asks if he wants to tell her what is wrong

>>15849952
>Anon just says "nothing"

>>15849978
Just like real life.

>>15849911
Kitsunes are for tender love and cuddles

>>15849991
Except Otohime won't leave you alone.

>>15849978
>>15849991
Well, that's when she brings the magic drugs or whatever she keeps for the people who need to (re)learn how to have fun

High anon would have a blast with everything

>>15850009
If by "tender love" you mean tying up and snuggling their tail until it's ragged, then yes.

>>15850051
No. By tender love I mean helping her brush her beautiful tails.

On one hand, she's basically a chicken and that's funny.

On the other hand, she can turn you to stone by looking at you and that is not funny because that would suck.

On the third hand, she's cute.

>>15850184
I really like KC's design of the Basilisk. Especially the glowy loins

>>15850184
Hate the hair

>>15850214

Short hair is cute.

>>15850232
>Short hair is shit.
Agreed

>>15850232
Which girl is the best with short hair?

Holstaurs rock it pretty well but at the same time Hakutaku's hair is among the best

>>15850234
Long hair is better but both are great and different girls need different hairstyles

Girls have FOUR mouths!

>>15850274
One..two..three....wait?!

I really just wish I could cuddle up with my waifu right now. I wonder if they know when we're thinking of them.

>Constantly reference 'my waifu'
>Implying that you have a choice in your waifu
>You do not choose your waifu. Your waifu chooses you. Your preferences are irrelevant.

This is the reality of MG subjugation. You can live comfortably in knowing that your decisions are not your own and that you are not in charge of your own well-being.

Monsters are lovable little troublemakers that just want your affection.

>>15850313
Monster girls deliberately seek out humans who they appeal to. E.g. a big breasted monster girl will be attracted to men who like big breasts.

>>15850362
But what if I miss a work day because a monster decided to rape me?

What if I got hooked on some monster's venom?

What if a monster gets pregnant from raping me and then forces me to take responsibility?

I just want to lead a peaceful life as a single virgin man, monsters are not entitled to my semen

>>15850395
So if I like chubby, oppai lolis they'll come to me?
If so, I may not be seeing that many

>>15850395
Oh dear lord I'm thinking about the cavalcade of monster girls that would fight for my love because of my many fetishes. I would then silence them all when I find and settle down with a nice paladin girl. Because I've always wanted a son.

>>15850464
This is in monster girls land Anon.
>>15850478
They'll probably go out and try to catch some Paladin girls and say they're open to bigamy.

>>15849806
I wanna see this.

>>15850478
>spoiler

This is why the monsters must win

>>15849530
>>15849669
>>15849791
Smurf? If that is you, I've gotten some nice stuff from you on /a/ before.

>>15850184
Tansy a cute.

http://i.imgur.com/jjW4Nkd.jpg

>>15850395
Do you think I could bring out a hiki neet girl out of her house with the power of love?

>>15850569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRv5LwX4jzI
This is the greatest remix ever made.

It begins

>>15850612
Setz is a cool guy.

>>15850591
I believe I have found the perfect romantic song for a slow dance with an Ogre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7TmmyZnHI

You knew what the song would be a remix of before you opened it didn't you?

>>15850612
>5'11 vs 6'0

>>15850627
Of course I knew, because somebody once told me.

>wanted to do shit today
>it's raining and doesn't look like it will let up any time soon
Fucking water Wurms. Not like I needed to sell kittens for food money, or anything.

>>15850313
I want a nerdy centipede with thick glasses and a comfy sweater.

>>15850184
Baby, I'm already rock hard.
I wouldn't mind the gargoyle petrifucation, though, where it's a pleasurable bonding experience.
Also, damn, thread needs to ease up on the images.

yandere glacies

>>15850746
Yandere good.
Glacies shit. They are like frozen Undines that became utterly worthless.

>>15850504
Yeah.

Are you ready for "take a bath with your waifu" VR simulators?

>>15850750
>shit
You too

>>15850766
Now that's quite the embarassing shit to do with people around.

>>15850746
I'd think this one's suited for yandere as well.

>>15850758
Marvelous, I pray for your continuing growth as a drawfag in that regard.
Also, thanks again for the Jack booty.

>>15850758
You should do some monstergirls here man.
I know you'd do a fantastic Wight and Dhampir, for instance.

Remember that the elves of Ulthuan are a dying race, please volunteer for their breeding sl- HUSBAND program today and strengthen the bonds between races

>>15850827
I want to go but the way is blocked by Orc-women who keep yelling about a frog and toad.

Is every Familiar a special snowflake?

I need something to distact me how my one character I have been working on for my shitty saga is practically Maria from BB minus the katanas and combusting blood, so how about MGK?

You are Jimmy, master of Pokemon and ruler of the swings.
Do you go to Pharaoh's sleepover with Anubis, Sandworm, and Wurm?
Do you and Ophy show preschool Scylla and Seabishop how to play baseketball?
Do you enjoy a nice mug of hot chocolate with Yuki, Yeti, and the Wendigo who refuses to be anywhere but the edge of your vision?
Do you and Dragon climb trees with Wyvern?
Do you and 6th grade Wock plan a decent birthday party for 6th grade Lilim?
Do you grab the 6th grade Hakutaku teacher's takus while shouting "HONK HONK" as she goes on about Square's history?
Do you watch hardcore, borderline illegal, porn with 2nd grader Salamander and Hellpup?
Do you and Albino Lamia enjoy a nice dinner at Lich's while she makes a Golem out of rainbow shell?
Or do you and Kiki put mini Shogs on your heads like hats?

>>15850838
Yeah, just give them a few weapons and point them to the nearest dwarf hold or army, they'll leave you (mostly) alone

>>15850851
Okay, but I'm not sure about this.

Will I at least be given to a nice, high class elf mistress?

>>15850849
Minishogs!

>>15850849
I'll go shopping with Wock to get Lilim a great Birthday present. Like a new bra.

>>15850855
Yes you will.
Whether she is a sorceress of the highest magnitude, a daughter of nobility, or the leading gladiator in the pi- head of the royal guard, you just need to get into the boat and sail to your wives

>>15850776
Yandere spiders are best

>>15850857
>bra
>when she's flat
Anon you devil.

>>15850863
Okay, guess I'll be getting on that boat.

>>15850849
Clearly I'm watching the porn with the Hellhound and specifically the Hellhound until she asks to try it out.

>>15850746
Hey, chill out

>>15850849
Help the Wendigo overcome her nervousness through hot chocolate and friendship

I just got this lovely piece from a place I'd have preferred not to request from at all:
http://i.imgur.com/vj9ETru.jpg

>>15850823
Working on making a maximum of character designs for demon characters of a comic story (as in, can still be any kind of monster type, will just give them at least a horn) like >>15849530
, so if anything wouldn't mind getting suggestions.

>>15850871
Awesome, now just sit in the safety cage till you get to the market

>>15850896
Wait cage?

>>15850870
It's two birds with one stone

Get to revenge bully Lilim

And get to go with Wocky bra shopping to see her try on all sorts of bras

>>15850892
Demon girl with eyepatch over left eye, using her wings like a waistcoat, and has a smarmy smile like Sam from MGR.

>>15850891
That's lewd. Would accept a drink from her though.

>>15850901
It's for your own safety.
You'll be let out once landfall is made

>>15850918
Safety? From what?

>>15850891
where would that be?

>>15850909
Wock isn't that big either, but she'll get bigger in the 8th grade.

>>15850912
> using her wings like a waistcoat

That weirdly precise, not sure how to imagine that. Kinda like Slan from Berserk but hiding more skin?

>>15850849
Tree climbing is dangerously cool. I'm gonna fall on purpose so the dragon catches me in a princess like way so I can lock eyes and blush with her.

>>15850923
Falling off the boat, getting groped by the sailors, seeing the secret raids conducted to bring more slaves back to Naggaroth, accidentally walking in on the captain.

You know, the usual stuff

>>15850939
I see...

>>15849035
The original slimy maid.

>>15850933
Sort of. Also clothed, unlike her.

It's basically an idea over a Succubus/Demon swordsman I thought about a while ago, who uses magic to conjure up swords or warp her wings/tail into blades if need be. Meant to be serious, but also a bit lewd in her fighting style as she practically gets in your face asap before wrecking you.

>>15850949
Come on Anon, your mistress(es) are waiting

>>15850936
Nope. You land on Wyvern, making her spill her juice.
Now she's crying while Dragon tries to cheer her up.

>>15850956
Wait, Dragon isn't going to cheer up the poor broken boy who fell on a hard uncomfortable Wyvern? His foot's probably broken now! He'll need someone to princess carry him to the infirmary in a heroic way.

>>15849146
>no exhibitionism
>no doing any kink if one of us is not into it
>not in front of family
>sex may be priority but not at the expense of things to enable more comfy house and sex life

Everything else doesn't really matter because I am so desperate and lonely for affection I instinctively fantasize about being embraced by a monster girl before and after bed. Chances are if monster girls ever came to be as we know it without some monkey's paw BS, I'd act like the most submissize, subservient pussy worshipping man you'd ever see.

>>15850963
No, you're fine. Dragons make good landing cushions.

>>15850953
(es)? I'm scared now.

>>15849174
She is just a friend.
We have no desire to fuck.
Please put the knife down.

>>15850956
Shit, guess that's how the plan went down.

Mind as well give the Wyvern a piggyback ride and forget about the dragon for a bit while I notice that the crybaby is now taking a nap on my back.

>>15850968
Is this the densest Dragon in the world? I'm gonna write her mother an angry but formal and well written letter saying she needs to get her daughter to be more aware of when a boy is trying to get her to advance on him.

>>15850970
It's fine.
You like eight hour, four on one domming don't you?

>>15850977
I prefer having just one mistress.

>>15849499
I do, but every time I try to fantasize about them, the "I'm beginning to see alot like fishmen, everywhere I go, from the moment I went to down I started to look around I can see some more."

It's kind of hard to fap when you keep seeing a man in a fish costume hacking a door with a hand axe.

>>15850974
She probably is. Any advances are brushed of easily because she doesn't seen to understand, so her denseness must've spread to her body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CfuBSfqD0c

Not quite sure how this ended up in my recommended videos but I'm glad that it did. Now I'm having fantasises about being kiss raped by a Jinko or Hinezumi in the middle of a ring.

>>15850974
I am sure Dragon's mum would laugh at your letter's handwriting.

>>15850313
Dude the people who said they would write some revenge porn where even when the centipede wins she still loses on a loveless relationship built on drugs and infidelity flakes harder than dandruff, I have no inclination to feel any form of hatred when reading that old thing.

>>15850982
Eh, you'll get used to it.
Now buckle up and throw on the blanket, it gets cold in Naggaroth

>>15850892
Warrior/berserker/mercenary kikimora?
Warlord ryu & paladin shirohebi
fishnet kunoichi holstaurus

>>15850313
I should have never capped this.

>>15850892
:Lizardgirl corrupted/possessed by living armour (sexy) and cursed swordm like the soul edge from SC

>>15850892
demon mantis

>>15850892
I want to see your take on the chupa-chan

Fat Dark Elf titties.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=58889506&page=13

>>15850990
Dear future mother in law,

Put dick in her face, daughter just smiles and zips it back up. What do?

>>15851011
>your waifu is your weapon
I like this

>>15850313
Suicide is always an option, anon.

>>15851011
Lizardgirl wearing Living Armor, wielding a Cursed Sword, wearing that cloth pussy monster girl as a cape protected by her pendant made from her friend's phylactery.

I don't want to face a synchronized mass of sexual desire of that magnitude. I can't comprehend how much edging they must have been in search of a compatible polygamous husband.

>>15851028
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra
Wait, she's supposed to be a version of that monster? They doesn't really looks similar at all.

>>15850892
Oh, fuck, I always wanted to see the Jersey Devil as a monstergirl. Whether you do it or someone else does, I'd love it.

>suddenly look up from reading the newspaper in an epiphany
>"I have the sudden and insatiable urge to fuck a kikimora"
>nearby kikimora pauses, feather duster frozen in her hand
>"...without her consent..."
>several moments pass before kikimora gently sets down the feather duster and briskly walks out of the room
>carefully refold the newspaper and begin the hunt

>>15851011

It will never cease to amaze me how rapists turn into such cute waifus.

>>15851046
It makes them stronger

>>15851051
There's more than one interpretation of it, a quick image search on google will show that no one can agree what it looks like.

>>15851054
Please don't rape the Kikis anon.

>>15851062

It's not rape if she wants it

>>15851034
She'll do what she always does: use sweats and snacks to bribe you two into marriage.

>>15850892
Dark Sea Bishop

>>15851068
>"I'll give you this hoard of chocolate golden coins and lots of sweet love if you marry me."

Now you have a dragon wife. Congrats.

>>15851051
It's not an actual animal; descriptions vary. Just consider how many different depictions you've seen of other varying mythological creatures.

>>15851066
>>"...without her consent..."
anon...

I really want to know what a Hellhound's sweat smells like

>>15851075
The mother is the one trying to get Jimmy and her daughter together, not Jimmy and herself.

>>15851087
Oops, looks like I missread that.

But still, if her mother said those things I'm sure she would be okay with marrying Jimmy right?

>>15851084
Charcoal?

>>15851097
Maybe if he was older, had scars with a manly beard, and killed whales with a knife like her late husband did.

>>15851109
Maybe a campfire?

>>15851084
take a shit and sniff it after, there

>>15850987
I believe this is a fetish video for people who have a thing for "kissing spells" or whatever.

That recurring thing in anime/cartoons/video games where you get put under a spell with a kiss.

Speaking of borderline pornographic youtube videos, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-SGsjLWnRQ

Tfw no lizardgirl who will leg grab you into submission

>>15850912
>>15851008
>>15851011
>>15851020
>>15851053
Nice, I'll keep those ideas in mind. Don't expect full proper drawings like >>15849530 though, more like a sketch and then I'll think about how to integrate them.

On the side note, kinda wanted to keep a 1:1 ratio for the males and females demon characters, so some of them might either end as bulky guys or cute boys.

>>15851071
This one can't really work since it'll take place on land.

>>15851116
We weren't talking about your waifu or mother, anon.

>>15851051
Some consider it more Lizard/Alien like, while others consider it more Wolf/Coyote like. It's one of those creatures that has multiple interpretations.

>>15851124
>kinda wanted to keep a 1:1 ratio for the males and females demon characters, so some of them might either end as bulky guys or cute boys.
Just a heads up don't post those here. Just trust me on this one.

>>15851124
Avoid posting the male ones. I am serious; 10030% serious.

Also, for the eyepatch demon grill, try giving her long hair or one of those thick braids like Agrias Oaks has.

>>15851084
I wonder how would a hellhound feel if a guy came and asked to sniff her after a good workout session.

I just want to open up a kikimora sanctuary

Where kikimoras can be happy and clean to their hearts content, and can hone their cleaning and cooking skills

And when its bed time, all the kikimoras sleep in a giant fluff pile with me on a bunch of king size mattress pushed together.

And to make money, their services are rented out to clean after parties/events

tactical cleaning kikimoras are premium of course; emergency clean up takes 10 mins or less

>>15851141
So a plantation?

>>15851119
I'm just a slut for kisses, spells or not.
>Speaking of borderline pornographic youtube videos, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-SGsjLWnRQ
God bless youtube and their inconsistent standards.

>>15851135
>>15851136
Not that I really intended to, but is there more to it than "it's a monster girl thread so it's not appropriate"?

>>15851138
I'm sure they'd be into it. It's a monster girl so it'd probably end with sex. Reminds me of that sparring into shower sex greentext.

>>15851146
Well, to put it simply:
MG thread, as you said. We're about the women, not the men, as they are our butter and bread.
A certain anon, or 3, will constantly start shit with it, so I reccomend not posting it here or so help me.

>>15851146
There are a few things that might set people off in these threads.
Monsterboys is one of them.
Might want to avoid yuri too if it ever comes up.

>>15851146
Pic related are the reasons the thread doesn't like it. But those are lesser importance to the main fact that Monster Boys cause shitstorms here and should be avoided.

>>15851155
And there it goes.
The image of a sweaty hellhound holding me head and telling me to feel, lick and smell her body, saying that I should remember every little detail because I'm about to get addicted to it made my dick go crazy once again.

Thanks Hellhound.

>>15851146
Naw, just a bunch of whiny boys who can't handle delicious men. Monsterboys need love too!

Don't do it.

>>15851163
>stupid reasons to keep the hugbox pure

>>15851163
> because they're fucking gay

Looking at how fairly popular traps and husbando are on /a/ you'd think those would be a bit more accepted on /jp/. Not that I really care.

>>15851163
OC donut steels are still in every setting we have.
Shit, I've got a Lilim, a Golem, a bloodknight human girl who scares most monsters by just smiling and may or may not turn into either a Kej or something later on, a Demon who rapes people to death, and a Vampire with an old butler and an airheaded maid for servants.

>>15851124
Sea bishops can go on land, and more likely if they're dark. Good luck!

>>15851176
Pretty much

>>15851146
>>15851163
Also this:
>>/jp/thread/S15634470#p15647360

>>15851183
I'd think that they'd be unpopular here because they're popular on /a/.

You guys really fucking suck at not taking bait.

>>15851186
I'm sure there's a line between normal OCs and blatant nadthin bersonal kidd self-inserts

>>15851200
And you suck in general.

>>15851191
I think it's too late for that. We're always gonna have these shits around. The best we can do is support drawfags like Latenight and talk about our waifus.

>>15851204
I'll show you a suck, fuckboy.

>>15851203
>>15851186
OCs can be done tastefully. It's just that every asshole with an idea feels privileged to share it without putting any real thought into the character. I mean, the monstergirls we waifu or personalize are slowly characterized by our thoughts and discussions.

>>15851207
>We're always gonna have these shits around.
All the more important to have absolutely zero tolerance for their faggotry if they try to push it on the thread.

>>15851211
That's actually a pretty tasteful way of giving mermaids lingerie. Although it still brings up the unfortunate question of how fishy their fish bits are when it comes to where their ass really is.

Looks like the trend of boats as monster girls continues with Inazuma as a kobold.

>>15851186
Did you type that to advertise yourself?

>>15851218
Well we ain't doing so hot if we keep replying to the bait! Just ignore it. They feel satisfied seeing us freak out over it. Maybe we can just point them to places where monsterboys are a thing and hope they lurk there. Although besides Tumbler and DeviantArt I have no idea if there's a place where monsterboys are okay.

>>15851224
neat.

>>15851224
Mutsu as a minotaur/Nagato as a demon when?

>>15851203
So more than 1 minute of thought in characterization > chuuni self insert using kuhtahnahs?

>>15851217
So putting thought into the character, how they interact, how others interacts with them, and making them stand out without being generic waifu XYZ?

>>15851191
> We don't want furries

That's another question, even /a/ hate those.

Then again, it does is understandable to "refuse" monster boys because that means allowing as much smut for them as there are for monster girls right now.

This thread is for people who like monster girls on human guy, it's simpler that way.

But wouldn't mind accepting monster boy traps personally

>>15851226
No, just bored. I wish we would talk about settings again because I like seeing other people's idears for their worlds and such.

>>15851235
Minotaur went to Musashi, I'd love Nagato as a demon though.

>>15851236
I don't think you understand what 'self-insert' means

>>15851230
The correct way to reply to bait is to tell them to go back to tumblr and/or to kill themselves.
Arguing will result in nothing and "just ignoring it" has never worked for ANYTHING DURING THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF MANKIND. If you "just ignore it", it'll just be silent acceptance for monsterboys or yuri or whatever else shit, and it'll only get worse.

>>15851238
>spoiler
You can go to go to /y/ if you like choking on cocks.

>>15851238
Anon, please. aobe mahito makes some seriously cute catbois

>>15851238
>But wouldn't mind accepting monster boy traps personally
>>>/out/

>>15851256
>You can go to go to /y/ if you like choking on cocks.

I'm 95% for girls and 5% cute traps, calm down. It's as as minor as it can be, and mostly for "draw a girl and call it a boy" anyway.

>>15851243
I could never self-insert, to be honest. I'd never want to be such a bland and two-dimensional character myself. Why can't people just appreciate characters with depth and personality being in love? And then watching them fuck.

The best vampire. THE BEST.

So, what is your monster waifu's blood type?

>>15851272
I like a character with character.

>>15851256
But isn't telling them to go back to tumbler or kill themselves arguing with them? It seems like either way it's not gonna work. Trolls are gonna troll.

>>15851277
>>15851278
>Vampire post 3 seconds away from a blood post

Hmm.

>>15851277
Who?

>>15851277
Seeing flatpires just reminds me of that little girl from Anne Rice's book. Having the mind of an adult woman with an ageless loli body is suffering.

>>15851278
How the fuck should I know? It's not like she's actually real.

>>15851277
PART OF

>>15851277
Friendly reminder her game is being translated.

>>15851278
I don't even know my own bloodtype.

>>15851169
Don't worry anon, I'm a slut for a hellhound too.

コンセプトは【タツノオトシゴ】【人魚＋龍】【我侭お姫様】【舞姫】
　
　案内人の海和尚に続いて「竜宮城」の主、「乙姫」様です！
初期アイデアスケッチでは雰囲気や方向性は固まっているものの、細かいデザインは異なっています。

　原典の乙姫は皆さんご存知、「浦島太郎」に出てくる「竜宮城」のお姫様です。
　乙姫は竜宮の主である竜神の娘とされていますので、図鑑世界では人魚と竜の両方の属性を持たせるために、
「タツノオトシゴ」の下半身を持つ人魚となりました。
　浦島太郎にお土産として渡された「玉手箱」は、お話では空けると浦島太郎が煙に包まれ、
一瞬の内にお爺さんとなってしまうという代物でしたが、
図鑑世界の玉手箱は、その魔力の煙に包まれると楽園の様な竜宮城での暮らしが追体験でき、
更には未経験のアトラクションや魔物との交わりまで疑似体験できるという素敵なお土産となっています。

　竜宮城にまた来てね！と言わんばかりの、玉手箱を味わうと、
現実との暮らしのギャップに一気に老け込んでしまうらしく（実際に歳をとるわけではありません）
　程なくして、竜宮城から魔物が迎えに来るわけです･･･！
（当然、魔物の嫁が出来て竜宮城の暮らしを愉しめば、元通り、どころか前よりも若々しく、活力と精力が満ちる事に！）

　初期ラフと比べて胸元ががっつり開かれたりしつつ完成！
　エロさ推しの桃色か…すすしげな水をイメージした青色か…！　と、かなり色に悩んでました。
　最終的に間をとりつつ、桃色と紫になりました。

　人魚＋竜とイメージしたタツノオトシゴの下半身と竜の手。角には和風っぽい模様が入っていたり。
　髪型はジパングらしい清楚さのある艶やかな黒髪でありながら、
彼女達が遊び好きの我侭な性格である事を表現するために、乙姫らしく頭の上に輪を作りつつ、ツインテールを組み合わせました！
　にやにやとした含みのありそうな笑みは、エロそうである事と同時に、どこか子供っぽさを感じられる様にイメージ！

　優雅な踊り子のイメージで、舞う事で美しくなびく半透明の生地をふんだんに使った着物と羽衣。
白い着物の模様は右腕は「蟹」、左腕は「タコ」と「魚」の模様です。
内側の桃色の着物はスケスケで、胸の部分やお腹周りの布は、かなり際どい感じに･･･！

　着物の模様や装飾はやや派手めに、黄金に目立つ緑の宝珠や赤いひも、
胸元の金具は海和尚達の上司だけあって亀がモチーフになっています。
　手に持った扇子も海洋生物的なヒレをモチーフにしています。

>>15851301
Not just that, you can play it in your phone now.. if you know jap. And want to spend a few dollars.

>>15851307
Is this talking about Otohime?

>>15851309
Link
http://omega-star.jp/android/dounyu.html

>>15851307
>The concept is [seahorse] [mermaid + Dragon] [selfish princess] [dancer]
>selfish princess

Selfish princesses are the best

>>15851302

I'm actually the same. I remember asking about it at my last physical, nothing came of it.

>>15851323
Too bad she's worst Dragon and shouldn't even be a dragon at all because she's a seahorse.