/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You can't say you're attracted to touhous of you haven't fapped to their original sprites and ZUN artwork.

>>15846609
No worries, mate. Got that ticked off.

Kogasa at least has been fleshed out in print works, so I would say that she's more than just an inconsequential boss.
And the others are cute, so I don't see a problem!

You're not really fallen until you start lusting after PC-98 characters

>>15846697
Already lusting after Yumemi's excellent theme.

You cant

>showing me her ass like that
what does she mean with this

>>15846697
i think that's called "being a hipster"

>>15846609
Guess this means I'm only truly attracted to one Touhou.

>>15846598
Who wouldn't want a delicious, blond shortstack spiderfu who can assist you with home repair and construction projects?

>>15847139
And who wouldn't want a short, cynical, redhead piece of shit to be miserable and jaded with all day?

A madman, that's who. A mad, mad man.

>>15846598
How can we possibly help you with so few detail? You have to post a small paragraph for each stage 1 and 2 boss briefly describing your thoughts about them. Then we can start working on a solution.

>>15846737
She wants you to place tangerine.

>>15847206
Yamame is likely the simplest case, as my experience tells me I am attracted to blondes in real life, and Yamame's AA2 equivalent gave me a lot of trouble in my Gensokyo class. Thus projecting, I became attracted to Yamame.

Sekibanki I had always thought an interesting case, living in the Human Village, yet spurning both humans and her fellow youkai, and grumpy girls are one of my favourite archetypes. Then, after getting extremely agitated at an extremely minor meme, I wrote a 7600-word story exploring Sekibanki's character according to myself. Since then, she has been lodged in my heart.

Ringo, well, Ringo's theme is delightful, no two ways about it. That, combined with her lax attitude (a fair contrast to both Reisen and Seiran) and a similarly delightful outfit, instantly made me like her. I am easily influenced by music.

Kogasa is the rare example of a hard-working tsukumogami, who doesn't resort to underhanded or harmful means. This commands my respect. Her unceasing efforts to become useful to humans who surround her liken her to a dutiful puppy in my mind. And this is simply adorable.

As for others, I'd have to give it some more thought, and another post. This one is already spooking me with the character limit countdown.

I never noticed, but so am I! Mystia, Hina, Yamame, Parsee, Nazrin, Kogasa, Kyouko, Sekibanki, and Ringo are all either my favorite or second favorite for their respective games.

>>15847247
Hmm. So far everything leads to acute shorthair philopathy. Gonna wait on the rest for the full diagnostic.

>>15847208

>>15847482
A false positive, I'm sure. Five of my top ten favourite 'hus, including the absolute top two, are explicitly long-haired. Stage 1 and 2 bosses simply tend to be less flashy, and thus often short-haired.

>>15847452
Wow this looks fantastic!
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Fantasy_Kaleidoscope_~The_Memories_of_Phantasm~
Thank you!

>>15847533
Come to think of it, the only long-haired stage 1 or 2 bosses are Hina and Seiran. This requires further investigation.

>>15847540
You didn't know about it?

Some people around here don't like it too much because it uses some kinda fanon-ish interpretations of the game's events, but the animation is really nice

>>15847563
List of long-haired bosses by stage:
Stage 1: Seiran
Stage 2: Hina
Stage 3: Meirin, Keine, Yuugi, Ichirin, Kagerou
Stage 4: Patchouli, Reimu, Marisa, Benben
Stage 5: Reisen, Sanae, Rin, Clownpiece
Stage 6: Kaguya, Eirin, Utsuho, Hijiri, Junko
Extra/Phantasm: Yukari, Mokou

Most long-haired touhous are either from stage 3 or 6.


List of long-haired bosses by game:
EoSD: 2
PCB: 1
IN: 7
MoF: 2
SA: 3
UFO: 2
DDC: 2
LoLK: 3

IN blows every other game out the water with a stunning seven long-haired characters out of ten. PCB, on the other hand, only has one.


I never noticed, but most touhous are either short-haired or middle-lenghted.

>>15847567
I didn't. My history regarding this website is atypical I guess. I've been here off and on for over a decade using different boards. I was here to see Mc'Rolld uploaded to Youtube but I didn't realize what the music was even from until earlier this year.
I've also left this site for years at a time (4 at the most).
Basically, I'm incredibly good at ignoring things.
I'm on /jp/ now because I've found I have great fondness for the Touhou Project after deciding to look at it.
I'm glad to be here.

I guess this is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w337ij3wtXA

I'll probably watch it when I'm feeling better. I have the flu or something. Sorry if I am drugs.

>>15846598
>Not even Hina.
Pleb.

>>15847766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

>>15846709
that's just about the only lewd of her there, being a PC 98 fan sure is suffering.

Its okay OP, I personally love Letty the most.
It makes me sad we'll prolly never see her again despite her actually supposedly being quite powerful, and she's mostly ignored by the fanbase asides from being used for some fat jokes so she'll never have any kind of merch.

>>15848967
She's a titty monster.

>>15848967
OP here. Letty's theme is my single most favourite track in all of Touhou. Too bad that, as a wintery entity, she's overshadowed by a mere fairy.

>>15846598
Show love to Gensokyo's honorary First Spellcard User too.

>>15847247
Sounds to me like, Sekibanki aside, you're just into nice girls.

Hardly an exotic fetish, but it's a good one, if underestimated in it's strength.

>>15855461
What makes you say Sekibanki isn't nice? Wouldn't she at least have to be polite to keep a low profile?

>>15861380
I'd like to imagine she has barely disguised annoyance with having to interact with humans under her veneer of basic politeness.

>>15846598
The early bosses tend to the the loli-er and less intelligent characters, so you're a lolicon or just like dumb chicks.

>>15869131
And yet she continues to live there. Is Banki a moron?

>>15878769
Banki has tastes that cannot be satisfied outside of human civilization. Like beer. And other things.

>>15883135
>And other things.
Please elaborate.

>>15883135
Are you implying that only Humans have beer?

I have a distinct hunch that the Oni and Tengu would beg to differ.

>>15884943
Sekibanki knows her limits, surely the average beer to an Oni would be much more potent that the average beer to a Human.

>>15884943
I doubt this, actually. The only faction with conceivable infrastructure (agriculture, processing, marketing) for making and distributing beer is the Human Village. Oni live underground (no agriculture), while the Tengu are a highly militarised society situated on a mountainside, and keeping themselves concealed to boot. It's unlikely they grow anything but the most necessary crops.
>>15884994
And in the light of the above, I propose the so-called "Oni beer" is in fact simply imported human beer, perhaps modified.

>>15885803
Preposterous. The Oni were sealed underground alongside the rest of the "too dangerous" youkai who lived there. Do you really expect us to believe that the Oni would accept being down there without at least the barest trace of Booze?

No, they clearly used BLATANT WIZARDRY to magic up whatever they needed to make the stuff.

As for the Tengu, sure they're isolated, but they have even less reasons to go without, considering they can make their own.

>>15889735
We were talking about beer specifically, not booze in general. You can make moonshine out of most growable things, which the Oni would have no problem doing, but cultivating hops is a much more advanced and resource-intensive enterprise.