/jp/ - Otaku Culture

B-but Patch allowed her...

She's farting

>>15810147
thought I was the only one who noticed that...

>>15810023
marisa has been struck with the accursed palm of diminishing size! watch as her butt gets smaller a nd smaller with every hit!

>>15810023

If she was truly a bad girl, a hand wouldn't be enough. She needs the belt.

But Sakuya does not mind when Marisa sneaks into the mansion. Sakuya even helps her and hides her from the mistress.

>>15823896
Until Remilia changes the rules.

Mistress Remilia is a bad girl too!

>>15824185
>ass is smaller than the thighs
Disgusting.

>>15824199
Remi doesn't have a lot of protection on her tush from spankings.

She could use some lotion on her bottom...

>>15824226
She can manipulate fate. Everything she get is obviously planned.

>>15824185
このパッド長！！

>>15810023
Maybe Marisa should try asking before borrowing things.

>>15824263
Alice is fed up with her misbehavior too!

>>15810023
>>15815036
>>15824263
>>15824290
Why is everyone so angry after Marisa?

I'd like a 2hu to spank me.

>>15824761
You can try with Ran, she's motherly.

>>15825015
You'd have to give her a reason though.
Otherwise her, Yukari, and Chen are going to collectively call you a pervert.

>>15823896
When?

>>15825015
Not him, but it doesn't work like that. It needs to be a 2hu who can overpower you. Most arent stronger than human men.

>>15824718
Not sure, but I want to see more touhous spanking her. Like Meiling or Yuugi.

>>15825096
Too bad for you, I think the most spanked touhou is Youmu.

>>15825096
>Most arent stronger than human men
Most are youkais.

>>15825648
Yes and?
Supernatural yes. But that doesn't mean super strong.

>>15825663
Well, yes, it kinda does.

Which Touhou is the most spankable?

>>15825663
In this context, yes. Traditional youkai could be overrun or cut apart with relative ease.

Youkai in Touhou are quite a bit more overwhelmingly powerful.

>>15825663
You have clearly never read any of the side material.

>>15825948
Faries are youkai, and you can overpower and take out frustration on them. Canon says this.

>>15825851
Chen or Sekibanki.

>>15825973
1.) Fairies are a grey area. Humans consider them youkai, but youkai consider them to be something else.
2.) Youkai who are physically weak are the exception, not the rule. If a particular species of youkai is physically weak, this will most likely be brought up as it's a noteworthy exception to the norm (Magicians and Kobito are examples of this)

>>15826943
What you're saying is that Patchouli and Alice's ass are mine.

>>15824718

>>15826956
I mean one lives in a mansion guarded and inhabited by some of the strongest youkai around, and they both have magic.
But yeah if you pin them down there's really nothing stopping you from doing whatever. In fact they would be less able to resist than a normal human girl.

>>15825851
Raiko.

>>15827031
And Patchouli is even weaker than Alice, and her familiar would probably use the occasion to get some payback.

>>15825851
Sekibanki.
>short skirt, showing off her legs
>a bit a a peeping tom in fanon
>a total chuuni in canon
>you can kiss her while spanking her

I'll just let the jokes write themselves.

>>15827582
>the joke

>my head
I need Captain Obvious.

>>15827587
This thread and the Gachi thread next to each other.

>>15827590
Gachi? You mean the guy who speaks l i k e t h a t?

Tenshi is the obvious answer.

Is Sakuya best as a spanker or spankee?

>>15828191
Both.

>>15828191
>>15828208
Gonna have to go with both too.

Strict meido who has to put her foot down and punish her young mistress or lazy underlings is GREAT but so is shy meido nervously lifting her skirt and presenting her pantied butt for Remi to paddle. I can't decide which I like more!

>>15828584
There's also the fact that Sakuya is quite sexy. Usually, servants have a skirt that go way below the knees. Sakuya's skirt is shorter than that. If she spanks you, you're in direct contact with her naked thighs, you can feel her warmth.

>>15825851
does deserving count when considering spankability?

Which 2hu would you

>Spank
>Be spanked by

>>15830238
Of course it does.
A sweet girl like Futo is less spankable than a spoiled brat like Remilia.

>>15830267
>Spank
Cirno or Marisa. Maybe even something fun like spanking Daiyousei after Cirno pins the blame on her for something she didnt do, and have her keep pleading innocence the whole time.

>Be spanked by
Either Kanako or Yuugi. Kanako being a motherly disciplinary act, or Yuugi being a fun drunken playful way, like losing a bet or something.

>>15830267
>Spank
Clownpiece might rank the #1 spot just because the very thought of peeling down her star spangled tights as tears begin to bead in her eyes knowing what's happening- well, just writing that sentence has given me a raging boner. The second place would probably be Kaguya just because I imagine her ass as the whitest softest most delightful tush in all of Gensokyo.

>Be spanked by
Definitely one of the hags, and I'm leaning towards Kanako even though Yukari is my favorite because Kanako looks like she can give stern discipline.

>>15830332
>spanking Clownpiece
Now why would you do that?

>>15830353
Tights dammit, tights! Thigh-high socks will not suffice.

>>15830361

>>15830328
>spanked by Yuugi
Do you hate having a functional butt that badly?

>>15830371
Oh yeah, that's the stuff

>>15830409

>>15830405
i didnt really have hyper muscle yuugi in mind, but definitely still way stronger than me

>>15830515
She's an oni, and Suika claims that Yuugi is even stronger than she is. You'd die, anon.

>>15830709
It's a risk i'd be willing to take

>>15830728
You'll never be able to sit in your life.

>>15830756
Would still be worth it

>>15830764
Getting mutilated for life for one moment of bliss?

>>15830764
Your spine would be driven up through, and out of your mouth as soon as her hand made contact. You'd just turn inside-out.

>>15830775
>>15830795
i can dream, cant I?

Maybe if i were a good friend of hers, she would hold back to a non-damaging level. Besides, she doesn't seem like the type that would spank people, but she definitely seems like the type to take bets and such. it'd be a playful, friendly ordeal

>>15830808
You better enjoy it, because ya'll be spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair.

>>15830808
Just get immortal first; it's not that hard.

>>15825096

>Most aren't stronger than human men

On the contrary, most of them are, even those that don't look like it (like Rumia). The only ones that could easily be overpowered by a NEET are Marisa herself, Shinmyoumaru, Patchouli, and the fairies.

>>15831132
Speaking of Rumia, is she spanking material?

>>15825973

Fairies aren't youkai:

>Does not require faith/fear from humans to survive (exist in human-absent places like hell and Outer Heaven)
>Does not eat human flesh
>Weaker than humans
>Have been stated to have the potential to become youkai

Explicitly the last part confirms that they're on the same level of humans in regards to not being yooks.

>>15831140
We're missing the real question : are fairies tough enough to get the belt?

>>15831159

It would be very rude.

>>15831170
Are you saying you wouldn't take off your belt and use it on Cirno or Daiyousei's butt?

>>15831191

I feel like it wouldn't really get the point across given how often fairies are used to being punished for doing something wrong. You've got to speak to the soul in order to steer them on the right path - honey, not vinegar, does the trick.

>>15831262
That's because fairies easily forget. You need to spank them hard and often.

Am I the only one that prefers if a strong dignified character gets spanked rather than someone weak like a fairy?
Being humiliated and embarrassed is like every day for a weak character but for a strong character that's like the most humiliating thing ever.

>>15831338
>Being humiliated and embarrassed is like every day for a weak character
Mmm, no. Cirno seems pretty prideful for a fairy.

>>15830795
Just being strong doesnt imply you cant use restraint. E.g Martial arts sparing.

>>15831132
>On the contrary, most of them are, even those that don't look like it (like Rumia
>Rumia
Nice headcanon. Nowhere has it implied Rumia is physically strong.

>>15831445
What about Akyuu's book? It's said that Rumia's danger level is quite high.

>>15831458
So do Suwako. That doesn't mean she doesn't get spanked when she needs to.

>>15828969

>>15831580
I wish there was more Renko getting spanked. High school girls are always fun to spank because they're almost too old for it.
And the idea of Renko getting spanked by Maribel for being late or something like that makes me smile.

>>15831458
Yes because she's dangerous. She makes everything pitch black, has amazing night vision and that ribbon is a seal, so thats just her weak form. Rumia is a Lasombra.

>>15831650
A what?

>>15831650
>has amazing night vision

>>15831650
No, because she actually eats people.

What about Sukuna.

>>15832186
She's spankable.

>>15832203
>has a mallet that can make wishes come true for a limited time
>uses it to become giant (by her standards) and receive a good spanking from Reimu
Are you serious?

>>15832219
Wouldn't you do that to receive a spanking from Reimu?

>>15832225
Getting spanked isn't exactly my fetish. Iff anything, I'd like to try a few tools on Reimu's ass. Or any other touhou for that matter. Except that vampire guy from the Hermit.

>>15832167
So does Meiling.

>>15831910
She read Aya's notes easily when Aya couldnt see.

>>15832238
No, that's not what I mean.
She actually hunts and eats people, unlike other people-eating youkai.

>>15832238
>So does Meiling.
There's still zero proof for this.

>>15832240
Just because we dont see it doesn't mean others dont.
Rumia isnt strong, she blinds people and is more of an ambush youkai.

>>15832242
M8 she talks about eating Reimu in EoSD. She eats people. She also lives at SDM, where humans are prepared as food, or will you pretend vampires arent man eaters?

>>15832260
Are you familiar with intimidation tactics? Sometimes you say things and you're not serious. Especially around kids.

>>15832260
All pre-danmaku conversation is just banter.

>>15832260
And Remilia said that Reimu killed Sakuya in EoSD also, you should not really take Touhou banter that seriously...you should know this if you've played more than 1 game.

>>15832260
>Just because we dont see it doesn't mean others dont.
Remember the Yukari-Kasen conversation.
There is no way there is enough to eat in Gensokyo for the entire Youkai population, where does the food come from?

>>15832265
>>15832269
>>15832275
We all love China, but you dont love her if you deny who she is. Accept she eats humans and love her anyway.

>>15832276
We know where they come from. Outsiders who commit suicide or are criminals.

>>15831650
It's the other way around actually. The ribbon is Rumia and the body is just some little girl she posessed and youkaified into its current rabid state

>>15832288
Again, that's why Rumia is dangerous.
There is nobody feeding her.

>>15832292
How so?
People dont just get dropped into a kitchen, killed, tinned and sent out to youkai. Rumia probably just hunts people Yukari brings in.
If she hunted villagers Reimu would exterminate her, as Gensokyo needs them for faith.

>>15832289
Sure?
I'm pretty sure the ribbon was a seal on her and she cant touch it herself.

>>15832316
That's fanon.

>>15832203
True.

>>15832316
>People dont just get dropped into a kitchen, killed, tinned and sent out to youkai
Just remembering there are people believing that that cannery doujin is canon angers me.

Is there actually any confirmation that all Yukai's eat humans? I thought most of them just "lived" off by spreading fear or something like that depending of the type of Yukai.

>>15832387
It's never explicitely said, but it's mentioned several time that outsiders usually don't make it to the village and are "caught" by youkais.

>>15831642
I'm lucky that there's quite a lot of work with Sakuya getting spanked. Having a graceful and elegant character like Sakuya getting spanked by a childish brat really is the best. Also the fact that Remilia is extremely strong makes it even better.

did u guys kno theres a board JUST for topics like these???? lol haha

>spanking thread
>not a single mention of Hatate

>>15810023
First time on this board. I already hate it.

>>15833591
Hi newfag, and welcome to 4chan.
First thing to learn is that nobody gives a fuck about what you think.

Goodbye newfag, and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>15833688
>>15833591
both if you please go far away and never come back

I'm hijacking this thread in the name of the one true butt goddess.

Because if we're talking of spanking, 07th expansion is the real deal.

What about Nasu's girls, then?

>>15830267
I want to spank pretty much everyone in EoSD
>Rumia and Cirno: One right after the other, held under my arm. Cirno has to watch and wait with her bloomers pulled down while Rumia is punished
>Meiling: bent over with her hands up on the wall of the gate she's supposed to be protecting, as punishment for snoozing on the job. Give her a good scolding too.
>Koa: While fucking her, no aftercare. Good enough for a midboss.
>Patchy: Gently, with her bent over her bed. Headpats afterward.
>Sakuya: OTK bare-bottomed until she's well reddened. Panties confiscated afterward.
>Remi: OTK or diaper-change position, gently but with a good scolding and public time-out afterward so everyone can see little mistress all humiliated and sniffling.
>Flan: Same as Remi as punishment for laughing at her

>>15836577
i think flan deserves the belt

>>15836703
I agree. But not in the diaper position.

>>15836710
i mainly only like OTK when it comes to spankings, but i think that diaper position while holding their legs gives the best striking angle with something like a belt. Using a belt while OTK just doesnt really give the best leverage

>>15836716
I dunno, belts aren't 100% accurate and I'm afraid you may accidentally hit a spot that isn't meant for spanking.

>>15836703
Flan is a little girl. You only use the hairbrush against kids. The belt is for grown-ups, like Sakuya or Patchouli.

>>15836796
But what if they really deserve it?

>>15836818
You underestimate how humiliating a spanking with a hairbrush is. For weeks, Flandre will have trouble brushing her hair, and she'll grab her butt each time you grab a hair and walk toward her.

>>15836577
>>15836703
>>15836710
>>15836716
>>15836741
>>15836796
Keep going
Tell me how you would spank and punish every boss/midboss from every game. It's an interesting challenge right? EoSD is easy to solve because it's loli laden but PCB has two hags, how do you go about spanking them?
Give me the whole procession
I need to know for reasons.

>>15836836
I don't really care about hags. The one I'd like to spank are the youkais from DDC, mostly Sekibanki and Raiko.

>>15836827
How humiliating would it be for her to be spanked in front of her sister as well?

>>15836847
Depends if Remilia was spanked before or not.

What the fuck is that webm anyway?

>>15836847
She's probably used to it. I bet Remilia orders Sakuya to spank Flan for no reasons, and then she has Flandre coming out of the basement and presenting her butt so that Remilia can decide if it's red enough.
If it's not, it's time for round 2, and then Flandre get spanked again while Remilia is drinking tea.

All of that in front of the guests and maids.

>>15836847
>not using a hairbrush
>not having Patchouli and Koakuma overlooking the spanking and making sure she's spanked enough despite it taking place in the library
You had one job and you managed to fuck it up.

>>15836836
For the hags like Yuyuko or Yukari it might be fun to have them dress in too-small seifuku or gym outfits for some role-play. Lots of opportunities to tease them about their fat butts and give some special attention to their thick thighs. It's not really my style but they seem like they'd appreciate something more old fashioned like a switch or cane as well.

>>15836796
>>15836827
>>15836913
Hairbrush is always great, but is a more "matronly" implement. With the belt I'd want to get Flan or Remi squeaking and flinching in fear whenever they hear me snap it off my waist, to the point that they'd dribble a little in their panties.

>>15836847
I remember there was a shitload of these at some point.

>>15836972
is there a name for whoever did these?

I want to get spanked and humiliated in front of the SDM with my little willy out!

>>15836999
Not that I'd know.

>>15837004
What about the Taoist dojo?

>>15837004
Meiling strikes me as a total shotacon... She probably gives spankings to lots of curious boys just passing by, it'd be nothing for her to grab you up and pull your shorts down. The REAL threat however is Sakuya, Meiling would let you go after you start crying and apologize, but Sakuya wouldn't let an intruder get off that easy.

>>15837026
>Sakuya pulling your pants down
>your bare crotch touching her bare thighs

>>15836999
I think it was a guy on dA. He stopped everything after his pictures and gifs were reposted on that other chan whose name I cannot post. Threw a little fit and deleted his gallery.
When I visited that other chan whose name I cannot post, they were all gravedancing like they won something.

>>15837030
>bare thighs
What fucking nightmare world is your imagination where sakuya's thighs are bare
>stockings
>garterbelt
Removing these things is like removing most touhou's hats:they die

>>15837004
I think id much rather be spanked in private, in a comfortable dimly lit bedroom with the door closed, and being laid over the warm and snug lap of somebody like Ran or Kanako, and be given a stern yet loving spanking, and maybe some gentle scolding afterwards too.

>>15837057
But Sakuya has only once been shown wearing stockings, in DDC. In every other work she's been in she's had naked bare thighs.

>>15837057
Disgusting.

>>15837066
>>15837067
No, this can't be true, have I been living a lie this whole time? I swear I've played every game, but my memory has her with leg covers in all of them.

>>15837073
I think there's a psychological term for that, when you believe something was right.

>>15837079
The Mandela effect, right?

>>15837081
Maybe.
The only effect I know is the Streisand one.

>>15837073
Just see for yourself, this was made by a Pixiv dude with edited Hisouten sprites.

>>15837057
As Sakuya pulls down your pants and brings you over her knees, you aren't able to contain yourself, the feeling of your naughty area touching her heavenly thighs is too much. Even worse, your cock is slowly rising up her skirt!

What do you think Sakuya will do to you when she finds out?

>>15837109
Well, she doesn't have a belt, but she has shoes.

>>15837100
This is the OPTIMAL position for punishing fairies or lolihus. This cannot be disputed.

>>15837109
The best way to keep a shota planted on your lap for a spanking is to sandwich his phallus between your thighs and keep him from pulling out.

>>15837116
True. It doesn't require you to sit down, therefore it's perfect for forest encounters.

Maids are top tier, they can dish out spankings when needed, and also receive plenty of spankings too

>>15837109
Sakuya is a professional, and already aware of her sex appeal. I think she could deal with a shotacock between her thighs rather gracefully, although she'll never forget it and make you know.

If you lose control, THAT'S what you need to worry about. Someone like Meiling or Yukari would be much more teasing and would likely bully you a lot.

>>15837168
Maids are versatile, and that's awesome. You can order one to give a lashing to the young master, and then you can spank her yourself later because she did an unsatisfactory job.

>>15836287
Okay, maybe not Tsukihime's one.

What was the name of that guy who wanted to raise the perfect wife? Hikari Gendo?

How would you raise your perfect touhou, /jp/? Would you try to make her a masochist like Tenshi?

>>15837026
>Meiling strikes me as a total shotacon

I mean as a grown man, well, manlet. I would want Meiling to do the spanking and Patchouli to giggle at me tiny cock getting erect.

>>15837527
That would be Koakuma.

>>15828969
I don't like that. I'm not fond of the "smaller girl spanks bigger girl" thing. It strikes me as unrealistic, even if Remilia was way stronger, Sakuya moving and kicking would ruin the vampire's balance.

>>15837665
>Sakuya moving and kicking would ruin the vampire's balance.
But that's the thing, Sakuya is a good girl that obediently follows her masters orders so she will try and move and kick as little as she can while trying to endure the pain.

>>15837690
I prefer when they react. As someone once said : "there's no hero in front of the pain" or something similar.

>>15836999
Bleigh / Some Guy / FRien

>>15837795
There are three people who made these?

>>15837540
What would?

>>15837846
The one giggling at your small cock getting erect. I think Patchouli would either blush or start reading a book to figure out the correlation between getting spanked and getting a boner.

>>15837665
Remi would just order Meiling to do it.

>>15837866
I like that explanation. Especially since Sakuya looks down on Meiling in fanarts.

>>15837858
>I think Patchouli would either blush or start reading a book to figure out the correlation between getting spanked and getting a boner.

T-that would be nice too.

>>15837892
>while you're in the corner, crying, Patchouli comes to you
>whispers a short spell
>your butt feels better
>"T-tell me... how does it feel?"
>you don't understand
>"when Sakuya was spanking you, you got hard, do spanking feels good?"
>she keeps on asking you strange question
>Sakuya passes by
>"have you told you you were allowed to talk?"

>days later, Patchouli comes see you as you're working in the pantry
>she starts by telling you there are people who reacts to pain in an non-normal way
>keeps talking for hours
>ends up asking you to spank her as she knows you won't tell anyone and her familiar would enjoy it too much

>>15830267
>Spank
Maribel, Remi
>Be spanked by
Yukari

>>15837942
>wants to spank Maribel but get spanked by her doppelganger/double/future self/mother
Well, that's special. Care to explain?

>>15837951
I dunno.
A switch thing, isn't it?

>>15837958
I'm more of a Renko fan myself. Something about her makes me want to spank her.
But I won't understand if you don't explain. I dunno, try greentexting a small scenario of how you'd like things to go.

Maria is a bad girl!

>>15830267
>Who to spank
Any of the tengus, but mostly Hatate.
>Who to get spanked by
Nobody.

>>15830267
>Spank
Definitely Clownpiece, because thighs. That, and (as far as canon goes) fairies can be abused to no end and are thus perfect to vent frustration. And I have lots of pent up anger for having my ass handed over playing LoLK, guess what stage.
Other than her, I'd say Sekibanki because what >>15827259 said. Also Hatate for similar reasons - watching her slender, long tengu legs desperately kicking up in the air as an endless rain of smacks lands on her bare bottom would be heaven.

>Be spanked by
I'd say Byakuren, she would be careful but very strict in her discipline.
Being spanked both by Yukari and Yuyuko at the same time might be interesting too:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52893139
Just the thought of being in place of poor Youmu makes me diamonds.

>>15840677
The idea of spanking Aya before bringing her to the pool makes me diamonds. Imagine her embarassment as she's changing and walking around with her red butt visible to everyone.

>>15830267
Sekibanki.

Sekibanki.

In one case, you get to look at her face as she's slowly breaking down in tears. In the second, she can scold you in the eyes while spanking you.
Perfect girlfriend, perfect wife, perfect mother.

>>15830267
Does it have to be a touhou?

/jp/ - Hentai/Alternative

>>15830267
Definitely Akyuu, because she would remember it forever and be ashamed forever.

>>15830267
Take a guess.

>>15830267
>spank
mostly the adolecend characters like Reisen, Rin, Momiji, Aya, Kagerou etc.
Exspecially that naughty tengu needs a good caning.

> get spanked
I won't mind a trip over Ran's knee while holding on one of her fluffy tails. Also Byakuren and probably Kagerou would be my other best choices. Also Koa probably...

>>15842619
>Reisen
Which one? The Eientei one or the Lunar Capital one?

>>15842646
Personally I'm Team Eientei but I must admit, the other on got a nice bottom, too

>spanking thread
>ctrl+f "Raiko"
>only 2 mentions
Dudes...

>>15842695
Who was quoted?

Are you guys kidding me, through the whole thread I barely hear a mention. I would spank without a doubt my most hated character in touhou, with a burning passion of a thousand suns. Yukari deserves this more than anyone else here, for being an egotistical sadistic dickbag among many many many countless other things.

>>15843000
Because Yukari never did anything wrong.

The rabbits.

>>15824718
Everyone hate Marisa.

>>15831269
that bust to hips ratio is all wrong

>>15844782
She's a goddess, she's above the law.

>>15830267
>Spank
None
>Be spanked by
Yukari, Yuyuko, Kanako, Sakuya, Alice...which 2hu *wouldn't* I be spanked by?

>>15844838
Cirno. Rumia. Clownpiece. Chen. Rinnosuke. The Fortune Teller. Renko. The Yatagarasu. The Dragon God. Chang'E (no clue how to pronounce this one).

>>15844838
Oh, and Sukuna too.

>>15844850
Chang Eh iirc.

>>15845511
I though it was Tchang-Eeeh. With a long "e".

>>15845514
Yeah, it looks Chinese.
But then the eeeh sound is pronounced in your throat, so it's kinda like nyeh, without the ny

If you guys like anime spanking, you should check out animeotk.com

>>15846094
Fuck off.

>>15846094
somebody linked this thread on /d/ and now crossies are spewing over

>>15846110
Hello from /vg/.

>>15846101
Hi bleigh.

>>15846148
Who the fuck is bleigh? Is he some kind of /d/ boogeyman?

Doesn't matter, fuck off with your ads anyway, you fucking crossie.

>>15846094
>no shill allowed
Nice.

>>15810023
Marisa could diffuse this situation quickly by blowing a raspberry on Sakuya's thigh. Hilarity would ensue.

>>15846124
what's with that hair? Does it not move at all?

>>15846124
Is that ram taking a Photo of tiara's panties ?

>>15846430
Yes.

>>15846396
Yes. No.

>>15846335
>blowing a raspberry
In English?

>>15847076
marisa placing her mouth upon sakuya's thigh and blowing outwards, making a very ticklish sensation and a sound sort of similar to a deflating balloon

>>15846335
I reckon Sakuya's reaction would be something like this.

>>15847098
I tried against my hand. Except making some noise, it did literally nothing.

But I like thinking that Sakuya would just pick up a hairbrush and restart the spanking from the beginning.

>>15847114
Doing it on a stomach/thigh is a whole different story, and it has to be from someone else

>>15847148
Well, I tried doing it on my stomach.

My spine hurts.

>>15847151
Like I said, tickling yourself just doesn't work.

>>15847114
Do it on your upper arm instead and it's a bit more accurate. More squish and surface area.

>>15847155
Yet I just tried and it worked.

>>15847160
I don't freakin know, dude! I ain't a scientist!

>>15847169
>being on 4chan
>not being a scientist with over nine thousands PhDs

>>15847098
Then she just hits harder.
Marisa should bite her.

Human bites are more likely to get infected too, even if you brush your teeth regularly. I doubt Gensokyo has toothbrushes and paste either. Atleast not until Eirin showed up.

>>15847381
Then Sakuya just hits harder and shove some soap in Marisa's mouth.

>>15847381
>>15847678
All this talk of biting and mouth soaping is so lewd

>>15847678
Hard to do that when her ferret like bite is locked to your skin, no soap gets in.

Sakuya drags you over to a secluded desk in the Scarlet Devil Mansion Library behind some bookshelves and sits herself down in the chair. She has you bent over her knee, and you're ready to be punished for your misbehavior, but you never expect it as she violently jams a bar of soap into your mouth. Before you can even react to this unfamiliar form of punishment, Sakuya is already furiously working the soap across every single one of your teeth, causing little flakes of the bar to fall off. The taste is strong and unpleasant, and becomes even more intense as she applies the soap directly to your tongue and begins rubbing. After what felt like an eternity but was actually just a few seconds, Sakuya removes the soap bar from your mouth, and you feel a brief sense of relief. However, before you have a chance to spit to get the awful taste out, Sakuya clasps her hand over your mouth and forces you to swallow before finally letting you go, feeling that you've learned your lesson.

>>15848688
We're talking about a maid that can stop time. Marisa's mouth isn't quantum locked on Sakuya's thigh.

>>15825851


Have you spanked your hatate today?

>>15849755
I don't know what to use. Or where to do it.

>>15825851
Objectively Sekibanki.

>>15847110
<--And Marisa would probably look like this.

>>15849164
Jesus Christ... That would be so fucking painful. But that would definitely be something I could imagine Sakuya doing.

Clownpiece.

>>15849164
Isn't soap kind of toxic or something?

>>15850472
Soap is harmless.
I wouldn't eat it, but it shouldn't be a major issue if you do.

can everyone in this thread pleaswe kill themselves? haha lol

What?

>>15851030
?

>>15851089
A lot of the posts in this thread got deleted for some reason. You can still see them at the warosu archive, though

>>15851635
From what I gathered, a bunch of spankfags tried to raid an Umineko thread.
They say it's just one guy, but I doubt it, given how many posts we lost.

Tengu are very worthy candidates for spankings, I'd say.

>>15852055
Fairies are better. They don't remember bad events, so you can spank her every day, they'll never complain.

>>15852079
>they'll never complain.

But why would you want that?

>>15852088
So that I can spank them as much as I want, even several time a day. Tengus will end up complaining that you spend all your time spanking them.

>>15852109
I still don't understand why you wouldn't want to hear their complaints all the time as you spank them.

>>15852137
Source?

>>15852141
Probably just a fake screenshot

>>15852150
>fake screenshot
Why would anyone be so cruel?
I don't mind shitty graphisms, but a VN with spanking sounds so fun...

>>15852137
Anyway, to answer your question, I find spanking them more fun than listening to them whining.

Through the idea of dragging a tengu in town while she's trying to keep her skirt down to hide her red butt sounds fun.

Can someone explain why there's crossed out posts everywhere? I know they're deleted posts, but the quantity is confusing.

>>15852819
>>15851637

>>15852155
I can't find anything on the two screenshots, but maybe this will make you feel better: http://www.mediafire.com/download/tc52lrv39fhr44h/Touhou+spanking+stories+v1.2-all.rar

>>15853039
Right now, anything is better than nothing. Thank you.

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDD
SO SMOOTH AND CLYDE AND WOAJAOJAODJA

SOOOOOOOOO SMOOOOOOOTH AAJAJAJAJAJAA WAOJAOA

>>15853039
The music were strange and the 3D was not impressive but that was neat. Good job, mate.

Maybe you can have a black screen instead and leave it to the imagination?

>>15853136
Did not make, just knew where to get it.

>>15853162
Do you know who made it then? I'd like to see more.

>>15853164
To the best of my knowledge an anon on /d/. You can ask about it in the spanking thread, but I think this project is done/dead.

>>15853324
That's too bad, I'd really like to have a scenario for each girl.

>>15853039
>>15852137
>>15852150
Can you tell if it's the same guy who did all of these?

>>15825096
Most 2hu are Youkai that can bench several tons and rip people in two.

>>15831445
Rumia eats people.
How do you eat someone who doesn't want to be eaten if you're weaker?

>>15861926
that's kinda hot

>>15861926
That fact only makes my desire to spank them more unbearable.

>>15862958
You attack them from behind.
Kids younger than you never tried to bully you in school, didn't they?

>>15864643
Hatate.

>>15810023
Not as bad as Bernkastel. As far as witches go, Marisa is reasonable.

>>15810023
Not as bad as Sanae.

>>15869160

>>15869201
I bet she tried to pick on Suwako.

>>15869206
I find it a little funny that there's so many small 2hu's spanking bigger 2hu's.

>>15869221
I'm sure it's just that guy.
Most people drawing spanking don't hesitate to ignore the canon and have Remilia being spanked by Sakuya or Shiki being spanked by Komachi.

>>15869232
It's a little sad that around 70%(or even more) of all 2hu spanking is just from that guy. I do like his drawings but would be nice with some more artists doing it.

>>15869246
Yeah, that's a little annoying. Especially since he can't draw butts. Sometimes the thighs are larger than the butts.

Spanking is a degenerate fetish

>>15869259
Unlike rape, tentacle, gangbang and inflation, it's harmless.

>>15869259
It's probably the most "soft"(?) fetish I can think of. I think it's weird it's even called a fetish considering that it's just a little kinky and nothing more.

>>15869280
Raiko is the best.

Let's fix this once and for all : what makes a 2hu spankable? The size? The clothes? The behavior?

>>15869344
Behavior most of all, but clothes sort of stems off of behavior too.

>>15869344
A combination of things, Sakuya and Remi is a perfect example of this.

Sakuya is spankable because of her perfect and elegant personality, having a strong and graceful character like her getting humiliated and spanked is the best for me. And she's a cute meido and a servant which adds up to the spanking factor also.

Remillia is spankable because of more obvious reasons, she's a bratty child that deserves a good spanking. It's also satisfying seeing a narcissistic character like her getting a punishment like spanking.

>>15869364
>clothes sort of stems off of behavior too
I don't know, Tenshi is a very popular spankee, but her clothes aren't exactly provocative or slutty.
Meanwhile, Raiko, Sekibanki, the Reisens, Sakuya...

The cuteness and/or sexiness.
Spanking a cute character like Chen or Koishi is fun because they're kids, you can bully them that way.

Spanking sexy characters like Sakuya or Flandre is satisfying too, but in a different way.

>>15869383
I agree what you're saying but I think Flandre is more of a cute character rather than sexy.

>>15869402
That depends, but I see your point.
I just saw Flan being sexualized more often than her sister. Added to her psycho personality, I find it hard to find her cute.

>>15869431
>her psycho personality
Flan is a child, but perfectly sane.
You need to remember that children are often sociopaths, because they do not know the ways of society yet.

I swear CHURAZEE Flan is the worst secondary meme.

>>15869373
Tenshi is a masochist in canon, that's enough to make her the perfect spankee.

>>15869544
Her dress isn't lewd enough for that. Raiko is way better for all that spanking mumbo-jumbo.

>>15869373
>Meanwhile, Raiko, Sekibanki, the Reisens, Sakuya...
Please don't say that those cute 2hu's are slutty or provocative! They're pure and not made for lewd.

>>15869775
>Seki "look at my sexy thighs" Banki
>not provocative

>>15869344
Personality for me. My favorite scenario is when a good girl gets caught doing something bad. The nervous expressions, the way they meekly assume the position and lift up their skirts, the way they bury their face in the spanker's chest/shoulder to cry when it's over. It lights my fire in ways that a perpetual bad girl who's used to punishment and just kind of sucks it up doesn't.

>>15870753
Bad girls in general are a bit boring, there's no progression with them : they stay the same brats that promise everything when they're spanking but forget their promise once their butt is no longer red.

>>15869848
Who dost thou quoth?

>>15872025
Damn, I want to slap that ass with the strength of a million suns sucked in a black hole, hitting each others with incredible velocity and exploding as they disappear in an infinitely deep gravity well.

>>15872053
As long as you don't start sperging out about a spanking story.

>>15872068
What's wrong with stories?

>>15872081
Ruined Sekibanki threads.

>>15872144
Ha, right. I forgot. How many stories were promised but never delivered?

>>15872144
I remember one story, Hina spanking Sekibanki, but I don't think it was ever posted in a /jp/ thread.

>>15872150
Too many. Myself, I wrote one, but since it wasn't about spanking, it met no enthusiastic reply.

Why do a thread about spanking turns in a Sekibanki thread?

Not that I mind, I like both.

>>15872539
That's a mystery we'll never solve.

>>15872539
2 guys posting Sekibanki pictures while talking to each other, not that hard to understand.

>>15873272
>2 guys
>52 posters
Okay, whatever...

>>15873618
Are you retarded? The Sekibanki posting didn't even start until around the last fifth of the thread and there were plenty of responses beforehand. It's 3-4 guys tops.

>>15873636
>get rekt
>childish name-calling
Well, I guess that makes me a winner, since you're automatically wrong.

>>15873643
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Higurashi>2hu

>>15873643
Who are you quoting?

>>15837061
BBAS!

Wow, what a purge. Glad these mods can sniff out the crossies from /d/

>(Dead)
>(Dead)
>(Dead)
>(Dead)

Damn, guy got spanked good.

>>15830267
Spank: I would choose to spank Aya for spreading all those baseless rumors, and maybe paddle Yukari's butt as well for her gap trickery.

Spanked by: If I had to present myself over the lap of anyone in Taihou, it would most likely be either Reimu or Yamaxanadu. Something about the fairness makes me choose them for a punishment spanking.

Erotic Spanking: Sakuya, Kanako, Sanae, Yuyuko, Momiji, Hatate, Alice, and Reisen might be fun to both paddle and get paddled by.

>>15830267
>Spank
I want to spank the good girls, so Daiyosei and Sanae are at the top of my list.

>Be spanked by
All of them. I want to be forced to fill out a punishment form every week listing all the bad things I did and turn it in two Yamaxanadu, who assigns me a spanker and the number of strokes, doubling the number for anything I failed to confess.

>>15878558
>Sanae
>good girl

>>15824718
Because she's a thieving cunt.

>>15882555
Her feet flailing at your legs and body squirming against your back would feel so good.

>>15827259
>sexybanki

>>15882555
>mfw the second picture of that set
I feel bad for getting hard

>>15883495
Link

>>15884306
He probably meant this: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=27235804

>>15883489
Best DDC girl.

>>15884635
Yes.

>>15810023
Is there an animated version?

>>15887396
No, but this Pixiv has animated 2hu spanking: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=417534

Enjoy.

>>15810023
Bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrraaaaaaapppppp

>>15890456
I can't like it if Youmu enjoys it too.

>>15884422
Marisa's cold dead womb