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Now with three times the passion.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15807174

Maids are olev

>> No.15807180

Maids are nice but the outfit does nothing for me.

>> No.15807181
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15807181

Keep practicing your drawing! Don't give up!

>> No.15807184
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15807184

Reminder to pamper your pussy.

>> No.15807190

Witches are the best.

>> No.15807192

>>15807181
I'm just on a break. A good ol 8 month long break.

>> No.15807202

>>15807181
I don't know what I should draw for monstergirl related stuff send help art fairy

>> No.15807207

Just how well can an onryo inhabit a TV?

Can she inhabit your computer? If you watch haunted video tape on your computer, does she inhabit your computer?

Can she be the unded version of a succuvirus that can actually come out and interact with you physically?

>> No.15807211

>>15807202
draw your waifu

>> No.15807212

>>15807207
Possession is easy as long as the will is strong.

But why would she possess your stuff when she could easily possess your mind, tricking you into thinking that she's possessing your stuff.

>> No.15807217

>>15807212
Why would she bother doing that when he can actually just possess my stuff?

>> No.15807218
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15807218

>>15807173
> tfw someone saves your recolor
Thanks for egging me on to keep practicing, OP.

>> No.15807223
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15807223

>A raccoon merchant wearing a large cloak will never do business with you, trick you into massive debt, force you to sell off your body to her, be put into a dungeon where you're constantly raped by nameless, faceless succubi, while getting pumped with so much mamanobama that your cock is huge and always erect
>You will never be brought to the danuki herself, where she takes off her cloak to reveal that she's a shortstack with huge tits, elin-tier thighs and a thick ass, then be fucked by her so hard that you're left as an ahegao-ing mess
>You will never be mindbroken into her obedient husbando

Why live?

>> No.15807229

>>15807223

>Why live?

A reasonable question to ask if you find yourself in that situation

>> No.15807230

>>15807217
An onryo is driven by obsession towards a particular thing. If your stuff is what drives her obsession, then that's a different story, but if the target is you, then why go through your stuff just to get to you? Why not make it so you literally feel her on your shoulders watching your every move?

>> No.15807237

>>15807218
Just makes your heart go poka poka.

>> No.15807238

>>15807218
>plump shog butt in color
No problem mang.

>> No.15807240

>>15807181
Why both trying to do something I'm terrible at?

>> No.15807241

>>15807218
That's a big shog butt

>> No.15807244

I want to clean a dragon's hoard so hard it will double in value.

>> No.15807245

>>15807241
It's only natural that Shogs have plump butts in the same vein as Liches and Wocks.

>> No.15807251

>>15807218
>tfw someone colors your commission

Fuck yeah buddy, a nice surprise. Artist is Nerdbayne btw.

>> No.15807254

>>15807245
She seems awfully confident in her huge ass. I wonder how often he seduces her master's rationality away from him, and leaves him a rutting beast.

>> No.15807259
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15807259

The Sahu postings will continue every thread until her popularity skyrockets.

>> No.15807260

>>15807251
Do you have more Shog stuff on the way?

>> No.15807261

>>15807181
This is a good idea. Nobody will give a fuck if you write a story, but everyone'll flock to you if you draw pretty much anything.

>> No.15807264

>>15807181
>>15807259
Fine, I'll draw a Sahuagin.

>> No.15807265

>>15807261
>Nobody will give a fuck if you write a story
Rude.

>> No.15807266

>>15807260
Yep. I got a Shog daki sort of based on this picture, and then a Shog cosplayed as a Holstaur milkmaid.

Gonna be a bit though, as the artist has a backlog.

>> No.15807267

>>15807265
I speak from experience.

>> No.15807268

>>15807264
But I'm already drawing a Sahu. We can't have two sahus

>> No.15807269

>>15807268
We can if I make mine a delinquent.

>> No.15807273
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15807273

>>15807266
derp, forgot pic.

>> No.15807276

>>15807269
That sounds kinda dangerous. My Sahu is a sporty Sahu.

>> No.15807279

>>15807266
>I got a Shog daki sort of based on this picture
Shog tits AND ass? Excellent.
>and then a Shog cosplayed as a Holstaur milkmaid.
I remember suggesting that a little while back. It's nice to hear that it's coming along in that regard.

>> No.15807280

>>15807276
See? We can easily have two.

>> No.15807284

Monstrous tits on monster girls are the best.

>> No.15807288

>>15807284
I love big butts, but I'm far more fixated on YUGE tits due to the lactation aspect.

>> No.15807289

>>15807280
I guess we can cross Sahus. But only in a few years, when I get good at drawing. Goodnight and have a safe Sahu.

>> No.15807294

>>15807273
What is the expected thickness of the Shog?

>> No.15807295

>>15807289
>in a few years
I'll do it within the day! It's gonna be shit!

>> No.15807296

>>15807288
>yuge
REEEEEEE

>> No.15807302
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15807302

Uh oh! You're in the bar when you hear a drunk Monster Girl shout "Yeah, I can do that! Hold my beer!" and approach you after giving someone her beer to hold!

What happens next?

>> No.15807306

>>15807296
You can't stop my groove.

>> No.15807307

>>15807302
She teaches me how to ride a motorcycle.

>> No.15807311

>>15807302
I'd assume drunken flirting while I just try to eat my food.
Depending on what kind of monstergirl she is I might take her up on it.

>> No.15807312

>>15807302
She suplexes me through a table.

>> No.15807327
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15807327

>>15807294
The Daki will probably be similar to Demon proportions, while the milkmaid will be LivefortheFunk thicc, though thats not the artist so dont get excited.

>> No.15807331

>>15807327
I want to hold hands with this creature.

>> No.15807333

>>15807327
Mmm baby.

>> No.15807334
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15807334

A is for Apophis, a scheming grape snake.

>> No.15807336
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15807336

>>15807181
I'll believe in the you that believes in me, horrific succubus / fey monster!

>> No.15807338

>>15807334
does she taste like grape too?

>> No.15807340
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15807340

>>15807336

>> No.15807341

>>15807334
Drink her grape juice

>> No.15807343

>>15807334

How are those boob things even attached to her? Are they connected via nipple piercing or what?

>> No.15807362

I want an ultra-busty Kraken to try to abduct me, only for her to end up getting captured herself due to her clumsiness!

>> No.15807366
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15807366

I know it's been like two fucking months but if the three dudes who wanted me to start doing recaps again re still around I can finally start doing it.

Have a foxwolf... thing.

>> No.15807369
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>>15807331
Multiple flavors for a diverse hand holding experience
>>15807333
Yuuup

>> No.15807373

>>15807334
B is for...

>> No.15807375

>>15807334
B is for Baphomet, who will never be cake?

>> No.15807379

>>15807373
Baphomets, the best goats.

>> No.15807383

>>15807375
C is for Cancer, the crab who really cares!

D is for Demon, who has no underwear.

>> No.15807385

>>15807383
C is for Cookie, which is how you know Wurms!
D is for Daisy, which is Wurm's name!

>> No.15807393

>>15807385
Doesn't rhyme though.

It must rhyme! I think you're a wurm.

>> No.15807400

>>15807334
I want to dress and Apophis in cowprint.

>> No.15807404

>>15807366
>foxwolf
You managed to completely miss "snake."

>> No.15807408

>>15807393
E is for Everyone, which is who loves Wurm!
F is for Fuck, which is all Wurm wants to do!

>> No.15807411

>>15807400
I feel like an Apophis would look good in a leopard print tube top.

>> No.15807423

>>15807408
G is for Gigantic, which all Wurm butts are!
H is for Horny, which all Wurm ladies are!

>> No.15807425

>>15807366
If you are who I think you are, your recaps were terrible on top of you being an insufferable faggot.

>> No.15807429

>>15807425
You bit the bait.
Prepare yourself.

>> No.15807430
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15807430

>>15807340
one more for tonight, then.

Reminder that even if the world is cruel, the sweetest cinnamon buns are still looking up to you.

>> No.15807432

>>15807340
>>15807430
My heart can't take this.
It's too much.
I wanna hug the little muse but I'm afraid I'll hurt her.
Also I'm afraid of making the other little monstergirls jealous.

>> No.15807434
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15807434

>>15807425
I remember your post as well anon

>>15807429
It's not bait dude


Whatever, does anyone have the official art of the zombie dragon? She has a wiki page but no content.

>> No.15807436

>>15807408
>>15807423
All right wurm, you know that doesnt rhyme, and you can't just use "are" twice!

E is for Elf, who through the woods you'll track
F is for Flow Kelp, who always has your back!

G is for Gazer, with many wandering eyes
H is for Hellhound, who'll lock you between thighs.

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>>15807432

Shrink yourself to her size and hug her

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15807440

>>15807434

>> No.15807441

>>15807366
>I can finally start doing it.
na m8

>> No.15807442

>>15807436
I is for Insidious, like your accusations!
J is Judgement, which Wurm will pass on you!

>> No.15807448

>>15807440
Thank you. She's very... Odd.

>> No.15807450

>>15807442
Cant you go sleep in your wurmhole of something? I know its you. Who did you take the computer from.

I is for Ice Queen, one of the newest monster mums.
J is for Jabberwock, who burbles as she comes!

>> No.15807452
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15807452

K is for Kejourou, with long flowing hair

>> No.15807453

>>15807450
K is for Kooky, like anon's paranoia!
L is for Lovely, Which describes a Wurm's curves!

>> No.15807454

>>15807439
But how? I don't have magic.
And as I mentioned, I'm a bit scared of Minibus getting jealous.

>> No.15807457

Titty slaps are a monster girl's weakness!

No monster girl can stand against it!

>> No.15807458
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15807458

late night swimming with a ryu

>> No.15807459

>>15807453
Wurms are maddening!
>>15807452
>K is for Kejourou, with long flowing hair

L is for Liliarune, who make a perfect pair

>> No.15807461

>>15807454
Then get a Lich to make them big!

>> No.15807463

>Listening to GANGgajang and Icehouse
Now I want a deep country girl aussie shog. Fug.

>> No.15807464

>>15807457
What about flat ones and alps?

>> No.15807467

>>15807459
M is for Marry, what you should do to Wurms!
N is for Nary, a problem you find with Wurms!

>> No.15807468

>>15807464
Butt slaps!

>> No.15807471

>>15807467
O is for Orgasm, which is what Wurms love best!
P is for Pee, which freaks do on Wurms!

>> No.15807473
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15807473

>>15807458
I loke ryus! Have anymore?

>> No.15807474

>>15807467
This is getting out of hand

M is for Mindflayer, of which chaos surely clings
N is for Nureonago, who wears such slimy things!

>> No.15807476

>>15807471
>P is for Pee, which freaks do on Wurms!
Oh fuck, I remember that guy.

>> No.15807480

>>15807471
Q is for Queen, how your Wurm should be treated!
R is for Ream, Wurms do to pelvises when seated!

>> No.15807482

>>15807471
Starting to outpace me, Wurm. I've heard tales of such speed.

O is for Orcs, who conquers elven lands
P is for Pharoah, the empress of the sands.

>> No.15807484

>>15807482
S is for Slither, which Wurms do into your heart!
T is for Titties, your pillow a la Wurm!

>> No.15807486

>>15807461
>You'll never cuddle with a Leanan Sidhe and a Minibus who've been grown to your size.
This hurts.

>> No.15807490

>>15807480
>>15807484
Atleast the first one rhymes

Q is for Queen slime, the mistress of many shapes
R is for Red slime, who casually hates

S is for Shoggoth, who sings Tekeli-li!
T is for Titania, the perfect, kind onee-

>> No.15807493

>>15807486
>they will never pose as models to help further your art
>the art fairy will never do fun to draw action poses with swords and the like
>the not mini-minibus will never do erotic poses under the guise of 'helping you out with your anatomy'

>> No.15807495

>>15807484
U is for Undulate, how Wurms move for their hubbies!
V is for Venerating, which Wurms do to their buddies!

>> No.15807502

>>15807495
Now you've got it, although there's no accounting for taste.

U is for Undine, who takes far deep-sea trips
V is for VampMosquito, with built in birthing hips.

>> No.15807508

>>15807502
> using trashbug instead of the original elephant lady

Wurmposter wouldn't do this to us. Wurmposter for 2016!

>> No.15807514

>>15807493
How would the Succubus react to learning that the Sidhe got to my virginity first?

>> No.15807515 [DELETED] 

>>15807508
ayy im doin' my best here. Wurms probably stumped on X

W is for Wendigo, who enjoys stretchy meat.
X is for RenXiongmao, yes, I did just cheat.

>> No.15807518

>>15807490
>onee-
Anon?

>> No.15807519

>>15807515
X is for Xanadu, which is Wurm's treehouse!
Y is for Yeti, who hugs you even if you're a mouse!
Z is for ZZZ, let sleeping Wurms lie!

>> No.15807520

>>15807514
I want a tiny Art Fairy to help get my 'creative juices' flowing!

>> No.15807525

bottom heavy dolls

>> No.15807526

>>15807515
W is for Wurm, enough has been said!
X is for eXterminate! You cheated! You're dead!

>> No.15807528

>>15807519
>>15807508
you cheeky bastard. I put my hopes and dreams in your hands to get blueballed like this? Fuck humanity, I'm going Incubus.

>> No.15807529

Reminder to hug a Tentacle.

>> No.15807531

>>15807514
a mix of confusion, envy, sadness, and anger. She's happy for you though, just a little bit.

or she'd be absolutely livid and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbK_dbsCu0

followed by a long night of her trying to make up for not taking your first time
don't tell her that the sidhe was far better

>> No.15807532

>>15807526
Y is for Yummy, what Wurm cooks for her friend!
Z is for Zeal, mine for Wurms will never end!

>> No.15807534

>>15807519
>Xanadu
I know it's a place in China, but all I can think of is the KoF character.

>> No.15807535

>>15807502
Changed my mind

W is for Wurm, who tried their very best
X is for RenXionmao, who puts your willpower to the test.

>>15807519
>>15807526
Wurm cheated too! After I even changed W for you.

Y is for Yeti, of which, for hugs, will swarm.
Zis for Zombie, who just wants to be waaaaaaarrrmmmm

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>>15807525
I approve.

>> No.15807540

>>15807525
>Fat-bottomed Doll Girl.
>Smug as fuck because she was quite literally built for sex.
>Brags about her ribbed, high-quality interior.

>> No.15807547

>>15807531
You act like the Sidhe wouldn't want to share me with her best friend.
Because there's no way that kindhearted fairy considers that Succubus anything other than her best friend.

>> No.15807548

>>15807540
... Sell me an Ojousama "oh ho ho ho ho~!" and drill hair with that package. I want her to be the richest Ojouhole in the neighborhood.

>> No.15807549

>>15807535
Å is for Ålps, the Swedish variety!
Ä is for Änal, which is how you get them in posterity!
Ö is for Eun, which is French for one!
And you know the Alphabet song!

>> No.15807554

>>15807540
>>15807548
>No fat bottomed, busty Ojou sama Living Doll with drill hair.
>She'll never hold her hand to her mouth and laugh like a noblewoman while she reduces you to an ahegaoing mess with her custom built super stimulating pussy.
>She'll never stroke your hair as you pass out in her embrace, promising to take all of your lust into herself whenever you want.

>> No.15807556

>>15807548
She's incredibly expensive.

Millions of dollars went into making her the ultimate pleasure doll.

Needless to say, it's gone straight to her head. She expects to be pampered, cleaned properly and for plenty of lubricant to be used. She's not just some homemade fleshlight, she's a work of art.

>> No.15807557

>>15807535
All the X adjectives suck! I'm sorry Wurm-chan, I failed you.

>> No.15807559

>>15807547
ill be honest i didn't consider that
i like that much better than the cynical, potential relationship ruining squabble i came up with

>> No.15807563

>>15807218
Can you do one with darker colors? Like a near blackened Shog? Or a deep purple?

I love dark greyscale girls

>> No.15807571

>>15807559
Just imagine both of them kissing one of your cheeks while hugging you from both sides.

>> No.15807585

>>15807181
I can't even accurately copy Loomis body figures and I've been drawing figures/hands/feet for the past few months. But sure fairy I'll keep at it, tomorrow. I'm too tired right now.

>> No.15807588
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>>15807563
sure m8.

>> No.15807598

>>15807588
I'm torn between maids.

A Shog can increase her bust and waist size on demand.

But Kikis have featherduster tails that I want to touch.

This is torture.

>> No.15807599

>>15807588
Goes without saying could use some cleaning, but its better than nothing, and at least someone tried. thanks.

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>>15807598
Why not both?

They are built for teamwork and threeway marriage.

>> No.15807638

>>15807622
Get out fence sitter

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>>15807571
>mfw
t-then they bring out your old artwork and show you how much you've improved
all while cozying up against you

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15807649

Has any writefag ever written about a larger than life MG pursuing a guy?

>> No.15807653

>>15807649
Larger than life as in hammy, or larger than life as in a giantess?
Judging by your picture it's the latter. Try Spaceworm by PRW.

>> No.15807654

>>15807638
Whohoho theres nothing wrong with marrying both of your meidos. They both love you so much, and are the best of friends.

>> No.15807678

>>15807654
> no writefag has written a story of meido vs meido
> nobody's used the idea of ex military kiki with a sweetly yangire outlook facing off an eldritch terror that is far better at pretending to be normal than she is

Heck, that one writes itself.
I could write it, even.
Help me art fairy!

>> No.15807682

>>15807642
That's not even getting into how when they notice you getting flustered they'll start getting closer to you until their mouths are right next to your ears before starting to whisper kind and encouraging words to you while cuddling you.
Meanwhile the Wisp that's been stalking you bites her dress in frustration as you grow less and less depressed and less likely to kill yourself.

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>>15807678
Osu!

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15807694

Your hellhound waifu loves you.

>> No.15807701

>>15807682
Reminder that a Wisp with problems in love is a Wisp that just hasn't applied herself yet.

>I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
>Some come from ahead, and some come from behind
>But i've brought a big bat, i'm all ready you see
>Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me.

>> No.15807707

>>15807678
Ganbatte!~

That sounds awesome though. please write.

>> No.15807710

>>15807694
>She'll never pull that sweater over you and use the neck to force you face to face with her.
>You'll never feel her warm flesh against your own, hear the thumping of her tail, and see her smiling while looking directly at you.
>She'll never cuddle you to sleep right there, trapped in her sweater.
I'm in pain.

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15807720

>>15807701
Thats my favorite Suess bit.

>> No.15807728

>>15807720
>that image
I understood that reference!

>> No.15807733

>>15807701
Is it wrong that I have this idea that Wisps totally freak out when they're taken out of their cages?
Because I bet me, the Sidhe and the Succubus pulling her into the group cuddle hug would calm her down.

>> No.15807735

>>15807710
It's eternal.

>> No.15807738

>>15807598
A shog can make any kind of substance with her slime. She can accurately mimic a kiki if you so wish.

>> No.15807741

>>15807653
Their interaction aren't really larger than life though. She's human sized when they interact.

>> No.15807746

>>15807741
But he literally lives inside her.

>> No.15807747

>>15807733
I kind of prefer the baseball bat end, myself. Harems are haram by the DL's orders- you've got some shit taste wanting to roll into three like that, senpai. The jealous dead lady can fix all that.

>> No.15807749

>>15807694
I want thick wolf thighs to hold

>> No.15807751
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Guys, I think I'm in love with a wurm. But she seems so retarded that I'm afraid she would be a terrible mother.

>> No.15807752

>>15807738
She can mimic the appearance of anything, but not the skills. Just because she looks like something doesn't mean she can do as they do. Kiki would still win the maiding contest- the Shog needs to pull in her other advantages to come out ahead.

>> No.15807755

>>15807746
Doesn't really mean anything. It's like having a gnome waifu and saying that you literally live on her.

>> No.15807757

>>15807747
Nothing can stop the cuddle train anon. Nothing.

>> No.15807759

>>15807755
>actually, physically living inside a living being doesn't mean anything
You're impossible.

>> No.15807761

>>15807464
Titty slaps are super effective against alps.

>> No.15807762

>>15807751
It's the joy of teaching your monster wife how to nurse and take care of children.

>> No.15807763

>>15807752
You're flat out wrong, and I'm being generous in not assuming that you're just lying. shogs have more experience and wisdom and are more versatile in their maiding. Plus they were literally made specifically to maid.

>> No.15807765

>>15807751
Motherly instincts and an unbelievably durable kid will prove those concerns unnecessary, senpai. Rather, invest in good insurance, and maybe get a place out of the city. Concerned Wurm mothers are more dangerous to their terrain and maybe their husband than anything else.

>> No.15807767

>>15807751
Simple girls are the ultimate mothers though.

>> No.15807771

>>15807759
Not really. It would apply if you had to go outside and mountain climb up her ass just to say "hi". If she has a mini her inside tht you can interact with like any other waifu, whats the point?

>> No.15807780

>>15807752
Thats why they work so well as a team though.

The Kiki has attention to detail, supreme focus and organization, and overwhelming drive to succeed.

The Shog has infinite practicality, unlimited devotion, and uncompromising ability to handle the heavy lifting.

They are different, but together they are stronger than they could ever be on their own. Thats why you need to team them up. Ultimate meido combo strike.

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>>15807762

anon...

>> No.15807799

>>15807751
Well we know she doesn't know her ABC's too well, so you'll have to do the teaching.

>> No.15807807

>>15807790
Hate this meme

>> No.15807818

>>15807807
It's been a while since someone complained that something they didn't like was a meme and not an actual thing that people like.
Thanks for reminding me that you still exist.

>> No.15807824

>>15807818
Babies drinking semen is a pretty shite MGE meme though.

>> No.15807830

>>15807818
This >>15807824

>> No.15807860

>>15807824
>>15807830
My point about people calling everything they don't like a meme is still valid.
But yes. babies drinking semen is a meme... or at least I hope so.

>> No.15807861 [SPOILER] 
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15807861

They warned you about playing volley ball around this part of the beach, but you didn't listen. Now you're in trouble.

>> No.15807881

>>15807860
It's entirely invalid, because I was calling a meme a meme. It's not a meme because its shit and I dislike it, it's a meme because its a meme.

>> No.15807884

>>15807861
LOOMIS
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>> No.15807885

>>15807861
10/10

>> No.15807886

>>15807881
>meme
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

>> No.15807891

>>15807884
What's that?

>> No.15807897

>>15807891
Its an instructional art thing.

>> No.15807898

>>15807861
You've ruined my fetish!

Ruined it!

>> No.15807901

>>15807897
What would I need that for? Art comes from the heart, and mine is as black as the deepest pits of Hell.

>> No.15807904

>>15807886
A concept or idea proposed then repeated and regurgitated ad nauseam. And when almost every mention of daughters involved something along the lines of "You have to dick her" Or "You have to give her your cum", it is a meme.

>> No.15807910

>>15807904
>repeated and regurgitated ad nauseam
This is not the definition of a meme.

>> No.15807914

>>15807910
Well I mean, the passing on via repetition and imitation is kind of implicit in that statement, isn't it? If not then I'm sorry for not making myself clearer

>> No.15807919

>>15807694
A wolfus love is the best love!

>> No.15807924
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15807924

I've just realized that my waifu is an eel. I just ate unagi earlier today. Am I a bad person?

>> No.15807927

>>15807924
I eat blackberries all the time, and no Shogs get offended.

>> No.15807928
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15807928

Can someone tell me the appeal of Hellhounds? They're cute and all, but I don't get the appeal of being dominated and constantly stepped on by your monster wife.

>> No.15807932

>>15807928
Don't bully subs, that's gay.

>> No.15807933

>>15807928
There's a lot of sissy boys out there these days. Thats basically it.

>> No.15807937

>>15807928
Different strokes for different folks. The idea of my waifu loving yet being infinitely stronger, scarier, and more dominating than I could ever be makes the idea of them loving you all the sweeter. Besides, heavy femdom is top tier to me, so an MG that has a perfect design and is Ushi Oni not withstanding arguably the heaviest femdom of them all, makes them superb.

>> No.15807938

>>15807928
>Stepped on
Can't speak for every one, and while I'm submissive, I don't wanna be stepped on.

>> No.15807942

>>15807938
I don't consider myself submissive but I'd like to get stepped on. Only by cute lolis, though.

>> No.15807946

>>15807942
You may not consider yourself a sub, but wanting little girls to have power over you is pretty subby. Its not even a grown woman.

>> No.15807947

>>15807928
>After capturing a man they're into, they keep him within reach so they can violate him whenever the urge arises.
>They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else.
>It is purported that originally these monsters were created as guard dogs by a certain god of the underworld, but it was impossible even for the gods to tame them.

I'd say these three lines kind of resonate the most with me. Ruthlessness is a part of it, but ferocity in possessiveness kind of elevates the best part of the Hellhound. If i had to put it into song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbw-PVwBU9k

>> No.15807952

>>15807928
beacuse some people like being subbissive and the femdom, I for one hate that concept with a burning passion but then that's me.

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>>15807937
Speaking of which, how the fuck does one even "domesticate" an Ushi-Oni? I'm not talking about in the medieval world but in the modern world setting. They really don't seem like they'd adapt that well in modern society.

>>15807952
Same, but I can appreciate the concept of it. I'm personally a Mindflayer guy.

>> No.15807966

>>15807957
>Come back home.
>Find out your Ushi-Oni daughter got arrested for beating the shit out of a guy she liked at high school and raping him

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>>15807952
>hate that concept with a burning passion
That's lame of you, dude!

>> No.15807976

>>15807957
>how the fuck does one even "domesticate" an Ushi-Oni?
They domesticate themselves. An urge to please their husbandos leads them to want to see their smiles via cooking. Men would have to clean though. If trash started to build up in your home a Ushi Oni is more likely to just demolish and get rid of it than clean it up.

>> No.15807979

>>15807957
How could an Ushi feel comfortable in a regular sized place? Look at that kitchen, she can barely turn around without bumping into something. I've gotta believe they live in places with more comfort in mind.

>> No.15807980

>>15807952
Its a real shame though, most stories with a strong male and its ritten off as shit at best and "pushing HFY" at worst.

I for one would want to see some maledom that isnt the blasted maids, Granted we have several monsters for that (Living armour, dark valk, orcs and the new umi osho among others.) but with the amount of submissiveness in the thead its a slow dream

>> No.15807981

>>15807979
She has access to more surfaces than you do, she can walk on walls and ceilings.

>> No.15807989

>>15807980
If only I was an attentionwhoring writefag, I'd do this in a heartbeat for you.

>> No.15807992

>>15807981
That still probably means the house needs to be reinforced to support that kind of weight, right? I don't know. What sort of diet in calories do you think some of the larger monstergirls need? As compared to a human's ~2000, I'd say some of them could probably demand ~6000 daily. Is the fridge just packed with steaks..?

>> No.15807996

>>15807992
Steaks? What, you think she's a pansy? There'd have to be a meat locker where she kept critters she hunted. Then she'd cook pieces of those.

>> No.15807997

>>15807980
That is because maledom witers don't target the natural submissive girls. They dominate the dominant ones and it stretched belief so far that is just naturally comes across as HFY

>> No.15807999

>>15807967
Again its just my two cents, I like to be the man in charge of things and my mindset despises the idea of being a sub

If you want to be a whipping boy for a dark elf, that's fine. If you want to be a househusband making the house proper for you amazon, that's fine. But I myself will not partake in that fantasy.

>> No.15808001

>>15807928
A large part of it, at least for me, is I just flat out love wolfus. Hellhounds appeal to me more over say, an Anubis, because Hellhounds seem the type that would be more fun and wild, not to say Anubis are bad, I like them too.
The other part is I'm into the lighter side of femdom. Not into pegging or bondage or whatever, but the thought of a big, strong, and wild wolfu taking the lead and being rough in bed is pretty appealing.

>> No.15808004

>>15807980
> maledom
> MGE
You want an Alp, an Alice you think you have control of, or a Dormouse? Because otherwise you can gone and fucking stay gone with your power fantasy trash. This isn't the place for that shit.

>> No.15808006

>>15808004
Jurogumo and Orc have those tendencies too, don't get your knickers in a twist.

>> No.15808007

>>15807996
Not really practical if you're looking to live in MGC, you know.

>> No.15808008

>>15807997
No one wants to dominate submissive people. It's like playing a modern video game where you can't fail. It's boring.

>> No.15808014

>>15808004
Femdom itself is a power fantasy, your just not the one in power.
Calm down man, we are civilised people.

>> No.15808015

>>15808007
I would assume a ferocious predator like her would prefer to have woods nearby for culinary reasons.

>> No.15808016

>>15808008
Yeah, well, reap what you sow

>> No.15808020

>>15808008
Not him, but I actually do want to dominate a umi osho. I have a thing for turtles and she's more appealing then kappa

besides its a safer thing to talk about then for example a submissive dragon that's into shibari, or a hellound that doesn't do the "actually I'm unsatisfied" thing

>> No.15808021

>>15808008
> not understanding that the sub getting their kink can and will take much more of a beating in their element

You can certainly fail to entertain a sub, anon. Half-assed attempts at forcefulness (or actual abuse if you're kinky like that) will just leave 'em bored. It's why they'd call themselves 'submissive' instead of 'lazy and wanting the partner to do it for me.'

Though with how people throw words around, I guess there isn't much difference in many cases.

>> No.15808026

>>15808014
I've never thought of it like that. its like those people that are into being sexually hypnotised.
...humanity is weird.

>> No.15808030

>>15808026
>talking about humanity as if you're not part of it
Suspicious.

>> No.15808032

>>15808026
>>15808030
I think it's obvious what's going on here. Mindflayers have discovered the internet.

>> No.15808034

>>15808032
This sense of foreboding I'm feeling can only be described by one song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6GrZYE2il0

>> No.15808037

>>15808030
I'm weird as well, I'm into a few odd fetishes. Have ideas I'll never write/ show to other people. and have a addiction to my own creation: "cheesy beef"

>> No.15808039

>>15808034
>Not Tentacles

>> No.15808044

>>15808034
> a reminder that remake is happening
This is a blue board! Shame on you, trying to turn people on like that. You'll have anons dragged from their keyboards by their hungry waifus at this rate.

>> No.15808046

>>15808037
>"cheesy beef"
Boy you best explain what that is because I disagree with the fucked up mental image you've given me.

>> No.15808048

>>15808021
You're thinking from the perspective of the sub. I'm talking about my enjoyment. I don't care whether they're entertained or not.

>> No.15808051

>>15808046
My thoughts exactly, only I was hoping he would never bring it up.

>> No.15808053

>>15808044
As someone who never played the original, I'm completely ambivalent to this remake and will have no trouble satisfying my waifu.
>>15808048
Well that just makes you an asshole, doesn't it?

>> No.15808055

>>15808048
You're a pretty shitty lover then.

>> No.15808056

>>15808048
Actually that's false. I do care. I don't want them to be entertained. What's the point of domming someone who enjoys it?

>> No.15808057

>>15808048
> I only care that I get off

>>>/trash/

>> No.15808059

>>15808056
>I'm glad that I can't sexually satisfy my waifu
You're walking NTR bait.

>> No.15808060

A Hellhound who's rough in bed but secretly lists to be radishes by you!

>> No.15808061

>>15808056
>misunderstanding relationships this badly
Jesus fucking Christ you're a horrible excuse for a human being.

>> No.15808063

>>15808046
>>15808051
It's corned beef mixed with a fuck ton of, various spices, vegtables (mainly chilly) and extra mature cheddar (mild cheese is the devil).

>> No.15808067

>>15808060
You mean standard threadcanon Hellhound?

>> No.15808069

>>15808060
Your typos aside, you can radish a hellhound all you like. It's just that she has ungodly stamina and will happily go back to radishing you after you think you're done radishing her.

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>>15808056
I am going to assume you're false-flagging to make maledoms look bad, and are not actually this retarded.

>> No.15808072

>>15808069
>those typos
Christ the autocorrect in here can be a blessing and a curse sometimes.

>> No.15808075

>>15808053
It's about childhood dreams, anon. I can't quite put it into words, other than the inept description of "wanting to do a certain profession when you grow up." A silent promise, and hope. They can not mess this up. It doesn't need to be perfect, but remake must value the name and deliver a good experience. I can say I'm happy to be born in this time if I can just have this.

>> No.15808077

>>15808055
>>15808059
>>15808061
I don't know why you're assuming that I'd do that to someone I love or even like. I don't think I implied that anywhere. I'd prefer to do that to someone who deserves it. Like someone who abuses their power.

>>15808071
It's a fetish, of course it's retarded.

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>>15808067
No, the standard Hellhound is rough in bed and in life everywhere. She's basically going to beat the shit out of you just for kicks.

I don't get why people want to live in a domestic violence relationship.

>> No.15808079

>>15808077
>Time to backpedal

>> No.15808082 [DELETED] 

>>15808078
You miss the second word there, chief? Pretty much every single thread depiction of Hellhound has them going all mushy for their lover.

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>>15808078
>She's basically going to beat the shit out of you just for kicks.
Gonna bite the bait here, because you actually just described Ogres.
Have you even read the Hellhound profile?

>> No.15808089 [DELETED] 

>>15808078
> posting 40k and not knowing of the Imperial fist's tenancies
In lieu of the pain glove, this initiate should be asked to go try and steal the booze from an Oni party in the nude. Perhaps the experience will help him understand why some of his brothers 'ask for such situations.'

>> No.15808091

>>15808079
How offensive. Where have I contradicted anything I've said before or reversed an opinion? I think you've made the mistake to think I meant I would only want to dom a bad person. I only said I'd prefer it.

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>>15808082
>>15808085
I'm not baiting at all. I'm legitimately curious as to why people like it.

For example, even if a man stronger than them were to appear, the only thing on their mind would be how to break the male before them into submission and make him their own. They would never even consider obeying a male.

>After capturing a man they're into, they keep him within reach so they can violate him whenever the urge arises. If they feel like having sex, they'll pin a man down right then and there and have sex with him, and if they feel like getting pregnant, they'll violate him so much his semen will be milked dry.

>> No.15808098 [DELETED] 

>>15808094
Some people want to be wanted. Some one going out of their way to make you theirs is hot.

>They would never even consider obeying a male.
What proof do you have of this?

>> No.15808102 [DELETED] 

>>15808098
I fucked up and tried to greentext it but that's straight from the wiki.

>> No.15808103 [DELETED] 

>>15808094
In one word: Desired.
This is not a difficult concept.
They're NEVER going to "beat the shit out of you just for kicks," because their man is still precious to them.
>They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else.

>>15808098
>What proof do you have of this?
That's from the profile.

>> No.15808105 [DELETED] 

>>15808094
We do it for the exact same reason we do it to Druella, Manticore, Ushi, and every single other 'they rape their husband endlessly' monster: Because it's fun to make subversions and have tough girls act cute. And because otherwise half the girls would have the exact same personality.

>> No.15808108 [DELETED] 

>>15808094
To be frank I don't much care for the behaviors of most of the girls in the MGE as they were originally written. I prefer threadcanon.

>> No.15808109 [DELETED] 

>>15808102
>>15808103
K then. But I think that means sexually. You hell a hellhound to get on her knees and blow you, and she wouldn't listen. But if you say
>Look, X is my boundary. you cross it and we're through
Then she would probably obey you out of mutual respect for the relationship you share.

>> No.15808110 [DELETED] 

>>15808103
>>15808094
On a second reading, I think we might be arguing different points.

>>15808108
Outside of wendigo I can't imagine why.
75% of the time you could describe a threadcanon as "moeblob."

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I wanna confess to a socially stunted, melancholy bookworm!!!

>> No.15808114 [DELETED] 

>>15808110
I just like the idea of having depth and personality to them over them being insatiable sex machines who literally need jizz for sustenance.

>> No.15808119 [DELETED] 

>>15808109
Or she'll just punch a hole through the floor and say "No floor, no territory. Everything is mine"

>>15808113
Y-you're gonna have the sauce, right?

>> No.15808120 [DELETED] 

>>15808110
>Outside of wendigo I can't imagine why
Why? What is threadcanon wendigo?

>> No.15808122 [DELETED] 

>>15808109
>Look, X is my boundary
If we're talking a literal line in the sand "this is my side of the house/rapecave" she's going to cross it just for shits and giggles.
If we're talking "some activity you genuinely don't enjoy" of course she won't.

>>15808114
>depth and personality
What threadcanon actually fits this description?

>>15808120
Also a moeblob, but removing the "physically transforms you into a rapebeast" bit.

>> No.15808123 [DELETED] 

>>15808119
>>15808122

I wasn't referring to a literal boundary. And even if that was her response, she'll learn the hard way that it's the quickest way to lose a man. She can then rape and keep him against his will, but she'll never receive affection again. And that, as fundamentally a creature of love, will kill her inside.

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>>15808109
>>15808105
>>15808103
>>15808098
Would a Hellhound even be a good mother at all? I'd imagine she'd see her children as competition.

I mean when I usually ask this question as a joke, I often expect to get answers of "Yes, she'd be kind and gentle." But there is literally no way I could see a Hellhound being a good mother whatsoever. I thought the Wyrm was bad enough because she's kind of stupid, but violent and territorial are two shit traits for a Hellhound mother.

>> No.15808128 [DELETED] 

>>15808110
>"moeblob."
So to use the hellhound example, she's moeblob if she's not beating the shit out of you?

I genuinely think moeblob has become meme worthy around here and that very few people have any idea how nuanced dom/sub relationships can be. A hellhound can be incredibly dominating without being an abusive bitch. Their profile seems to infer that they can in fact be very loving and gentle if they want to be.

>> No.15808129 [DELETED] 

>>15808128
Hellhounds never beat the shit out of you, please stop being dishonest.

>> No.15808131 [DELETED] 

>>15808124
Forceful =/= violent. Stop taking her for an ogre. But yes, she'd protect her young just as she would her husband. And a little jealousy is hot. Just gotta make sure to dick her ultra hard to make up for it.

>> No.15808132 [DELETED] 

>>15808128
I think most of the anons here associate femdom with the porn they see on fetish sites. they literally can't comprehend how something labeled as dominating can also be cute and soft with their partners.

Moeblob is a meme, pure and simple.

>> No.15808134 [DELETED] 

>>15808124
Hellhounds would be good moms, like "tiger moms" or "mama bears." They'd be extremely stern and strict with their pubs, keeping them completely in line while also being fiercely protective of them.

>> No.15808136 [DELETED] 

>>15808128
Did you even read the post for context? it was supposed to be a bad/illogical example.

>> No.15808137

>>15807928
Because who doesn't want a girl who's stronger and more masculine than you to treat you like her bitch?

>> No.15808138
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>Ask honest question about why people like Hellhounds
>Thread has devolved into shit

I regret asking this question.

>> No.15808141 [DELETED] 

>>15808124
That's what husband is for. I could easily see a Hellhound's maternal instincts being completely at odds with her aggressive nature. She wants to be a good mom, but is too impatient & short-tempered for it, leaving you to take up the slack. Then she curls up in bed, crying over how bad of a mom she is until you climb in and cuddle with her to help her feel better.

She'd probably try to be one of those 'fun' moms, encouraging the kids to rough-house and try all sorts of potentially unsafe stuff.

>> No.15808144 [DELETED] 

>>15808132
Not him but I associate femdom with the woman being in contol regardless of how gentle they can be, in sex or out.
And I simply do not like it

>> No.15808147

I go to eat a pizza and all I'm seeing is shit about domestic abuse and femdom

What the fuck happened in the past hour?

>> No.15808149 [DELETED] 

>>15808132
There's a pretty big difference between being soft with their partners and being blackface Kobolds, which definitely happens sometimes around here.

>> No.15808150

>>15808147
Faggots insisting that dominant girls are husband beaters

>> No.15808151

Big Fat Jungle Cat Tats

http://imgur.com/a/ukUkz

>> No.15808158

>>15808138
Hell hounds Main gimmick is unconquerable femdom.
Its a faggotry bomb whether you meant to set if off or not.

>> No.15808159 [DELETED] 

>>15808144
Which is fine and more power to you. It's the people that associate femdom with sadistic cunts that flog and humiliate their subs that the post was meant for.

>>15808149
It does, but the hyperbole goes both ways usually.

Getting carried to the bed, having your hands hands tied, and being fucked senseless would be an accurate interpretation of the profile.

>> No.15808167 [DELETED] 

>>15808159
That combined with the fact some people cant imagine people enjoying monstergirls without it

>> No.15808171

>>15807463
You don't. You really fucking don't.
t. Aussie.

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>>15808151
>Grotesque, malproportioned tumors in her hips & chest
Ewww

>> No.15808176 [DELETED] 

>>15808167
>that guy who comes and REEE's in here every now and then about how the one true reason to enjoy monster girls is from having a constant fear of them hurting you
Always good for a laugh.

>> No.15808180

ITT: enjoying femdom is bad because reasons

>> No.15808181

Almost as good as the anon that always talks about dark Freudian undertones.

>> No.15808182

>>15808171
I lived on the south coast for a decent few years, and met some pretty cool people.

>> No.15808186

>>15808181
It's always one thing or a mother.

>> No.15808188 [DELETED] 

>>15808181
meant for
>>15808176

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>>15808159
>>15808167
>>15808158
>>15808150
>>15808149
>>15808144
>>15808141
>>15808137
>>15808134
>>15808131
>>15808129
>>15808180
>>15808181

I really don't understand this logic at all. It's biologically built-in the male mind to be the dominant one over the female in any given relationship. Letting someone like a Hellhound control and dictate what you say and do whilst being abusive is essentially getting your pants and mancard taken away.

I honestly think that femdom is just one of the lowest forms of submission fetishism and I cannot fathom why men would want to go against their own biological and psychological calling.

>> No.15808191

>>15808180
I dont mind people enjoying it even if I dont, its when faggots start shitting on anybody that thinks differntly

>> No.15808192

That's a bait.

>> No.15808194

>whilst being abusive
(you)

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>>15808190

>> No.15808196 [DELETED] 

>>15808190
>le ebin reaction image
>bullshit baiting
You can leave now.

>> No.15808197

>>15808182
Yeah, can't say I've been around much but lots of people say that Aussies are nice dudes. Just the way women here speak man. It might sound exotic, but stick around long enough and the bogan accents can start to grate. Not that they're not good people, but imagining "ya fark me in the karnt" isn't exactly the most exciting fantasy.

>> No.15808200 [DELETED] 

>>15808190
This is just bad bait

>> No.15808201

>>15808180
I don't hate femdom, I hate garbage just-beating-a-guy "femdom."
And we concluded that hellhounds do not engage in the latter anyway.

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15808202

>>15808151
>w-oo-t

I think we all know where this is going.

>> No.15808206 [DELETED] 

>>15808190
>that post
>that /co/ reaction image
(you)

>> No.15808207

>>15808197
Dude bogans aren't out in the country. Bogans are in the suburbs. I'm thinking inner farmland rural. But then the south coast isn't really THAT rural so maybe the boganity is more pronounced out that way. Though I've lived in bumfuck country towns before and I don't remember encountering that accent. It really is just inna suburbs that sound like dog shit.

>> No.15808209

>>15808201
Really? Isn't domination (which is what the Hellhound usually aims for) associated with physical submission?

>> No.15808214

>>15808209
Please stop.

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>>15808209
>>15808190
Please tell me you're shitposting because I don't want to actually believe there are people this dumb in the world.

>> No.15808219

>>15808202
What I do wit those Onis is mychoice

>> No.15808220
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15808220

Let's get back onto the topic. How would a Hellhound take care of her children? Would she take them for walks? How would the other kids at the kindergarten or elementary school react to a Hellhound mother dropping her kids off?

>> No.15808221 [DELETED] 

>>15808215
>I can't even

This shitty bait

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>>15808201
>not letting your waifu literally crush your testicles

You must be new here. Lurk a little before posting /tg/

>> No.15808225

>>15808209
There's a difference between dominance and abuse, you going to say that maledom is abuse too?

And don't try and get out of it by claiming it's sexual abuse, literally everything in MGE so that doesn't count.

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15808227

Shitposters in this thread, you 'avin' a giggle there mate, I'll club you swear on me mum!

>> No.15808228

Don't reply.

>> No.15808230
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15808230

There, one of my old hellhound greentexts. Let's all think about sexy desert time instead of shitposting.

>> No.15808234

>>15808220
They'd probably just wonder why the heck-pups have flaming eyes

>> No.15808236

>>15808220
>You will never have a megane Hellhound daughter asking to hug her daddy

Why live

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>>15808220

>> No.15808242

>>15808220
>honey, what's with that anubis?
>don't make eye contact dear

>> No.15808243

>>15808220
I can imagine a hellhound daughter more concerned with getting into fights and trying to imitate the Power Rangers. But at the very core, she only fights because she wants to become stronger than her mom so that she can protect her.

>> No.15808248

>>15808240
You're a spineless moeblob now. Bend over for the throbbing thread canon

>> No.15808251

>>15808243
I want to have a hellpup tell me that she fights for love!
Wanna put her in time out for roughing up the werekitten

>> No.15808255
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15808255

Shifting gears for a second. how about that koyoi?

>> No.15808256

>>15808248
Fuck off.

>> No.15808258

>>15808255
Would gladly come home to her.

>> No.15808259 [DELETED] 

>>15808255
Married, so kinda a moot point.

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>>15808060

>> No.15808262

>>15808256
Tell the faggot who drew this >>15808220
to fuck off.

>> No.15808264

>>15808260
10/10

>> No.15808270

>>15808262
>people still triggered over a picture

>> No.15808271

>>15808255
Either she's wearing the ultimate push-up bra, or demonic energy allows your tits to defy gravity.

>> No.15808275

>>15808271
Inari have magic. Tit levitation seems like it'd be pretty trivial.

>> No.15808276

>>15808270
>triggered
No, no, see you're already killed that word. Like you over used and killed edgy. You need a new buzzword now.

>> No.15808279

>>15808271
Given the way everything's positioned, I'm guessing that robe of hers has more support than you'd think.

That, or she's in the middle of hefting everything up, and the moment she relaxes both her breasts and her clothing will submit to gravity.

>> No.15808283

>>15808255
cant wait for her fallen brides translation

>> No.15808286

>>15808276
Like moeblob. Oh, wait...

>> No.15808287

>>15808270
It's not like it hasn't been used to force obnoxious shit.

>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=1465122054097.png&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

>> No.15808292

>>15808286
I see what you're trying to do, but it falls flat when pic related is a literal moeblob, where as I am not literally triggered. See?

>> No.15808297

>>15808292
>literal moeblob
You just can't help it tonight.

>> No.15808298

>>15808255
what would be a good voice for her?

>> No.15808302

>>15808298
english or jap?

>> No.15808304

>>15808283
>she's the last maiden on the book
learning moon runes will be faster

>> No.15808305

>>15808298
Ran from the Touhou anime.

>> No.15808308

>>15808298
i always hear HanaKana as her voice

>> No.15808310

>>15808297
I'm not the dude who was harping on about femdom and abuse, but when you take a hellhound and turn it into a quivering, demure, weak nerd, you're creating a dissonance between the expectation and the reality. Gap moe. You're literally manufacturing a meaningless, vapid blob of moe.

Talking in circle and pretending I'm wrong won't help you.

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>>15808255
second only to merse as the best fallen maiden

>> No.15808314

>>15808298
Akesaka Satomi using her Esdeath voice. Say what you want about Esdeath but that voice would be perfect for an evil looking girl who used to kill monsters for a living.
>>15808308
>HanaKana
Literally Satan.

>> No.15808318

>>15808308
I get a more Senjougahara vibe.

>> No.15808323

Does anyone have some good memecat they can share? I don't come her all that often and have only seen her show up a few times.

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>>15808323
Too much to post, my Cheshire folder is huge.

>> No.15808332

>>15808310
>expectation and the reality
It never ceases to amaze me how anons can actually defend limiting each MG species to the representation of a handful of fetishes.
>meaningless, vapid
About as pointless and uninspiring as the standard profile.

If you feel the need to take each and every word of each profiles three paragraphs literally, then you do you.

>> No.15808339

>>15808332
>About as pointless and uninspiring as the standard profile
It's almost like anons missed the part where the word moeblob involves a lack of any other personality traits. Cuteness and nothing else.

Profile hellhound taken literally is just a generic rape machine with a porn industry take on what the word submissiveness means.

>> No.15808340

>>15808330

I really want to know how this personality came about, because I'm pretty sure the encyclopedia entry didn't include "spouts memes like commie while wearing MAGA hats".

>> No.15808348

>>15808340
>I really want to know how this personality came about
From what I heard, /monster/ started it.

>> No.15808349

>>15808332
I wrote a whole bunch of words, but if you don't see the issue, you never will so I won't bother. Lets just end it here.

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>>15808340
I hate it, absolutely hate it.
Cheshires are fun loving and do unexpected things because it's in their nature as a wonderland girl but they're not memers. Really it was a progression from unexpected behavour and light pranks -> "lolitrollyou" -> memes -> whatever shit we have now. /monster/ were the ones that put the nail in the coffin by making them meme spewers though, somehow it made its way over here.

KC's doujin remains my favourite work with Cheshires in it because it sticks to what they are

>> No.15808353

>>15808348
Are they still kicking?

>> No.15808362

>>15808353
I would say sadly but they act as containment.

>> No.15808363

>>15808353
It looks like it; they appear to be one of the top 15 boards there.

>> No.15808364

>>15808353
Barely.

>> No.15808378

>>15808362
>>15808363
>>15808364
>3 different nazi threads on the front page

Wewt lads.

>> No.15808384

>>15808363

there?

>> No.15808385

>>15808351
I want to have a cuddle orgy with the smug squad!

>> No.15808386

>>15808378
Hey I'm not going to complain about monster girls in hot outfits but yeah, three threads is way overdoing it.

They also overuse memes, 3d reaction images and act way too much like /v/, which is kind of a given seeing cripplechan started because of a /v/ related issue. Also I say they act as containment but memecat and nerdhound still found their way here.

>> No.15808387

>>15808384
The site that is wordfiltered.

>> No.15808407

What kind of music does your waifu listen to? What's her favorite band?

>Waifu likes all forms of metal, especially prog
>Favorite band is Obscure Sphinx

>> No.15808447

>>15808407
>oomukade waifu likes cheerful music like jpop and denpa because it improves her gloomy mood

>> No.15808461

>>15808407
Speed metal. She constantly makes fun of me for being a fan of gentle ambient music.

>> No.15808473

>>15808407
Slimes like drum & bass because WUBs make them bubble and ripple.
Which is convenient, 'cos I like it too.

>> No.15808483

>>15808473
Any recommendations for D&B bands? I'm new to it.

>> No.15808485
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Big beefy dragons!

>> No.15808492

>>15808485
I wanna massage her after she's had a long day of pillaging

>> No.15808495

>>15808485
I'm gonna lick her abs and you can't stop me!

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>>15808473
I like to imagine this Slime is listening to Barry White.

>> No.15808563

>A Pharaoh and Apophis who both bankrupted themselves trying to ruin the other one will never end up as your roommates
>They'll never constantly compete over the only thing they have left to fight about, you

>> No.15808574

>>15808563
>Despite their differences and new found poverty, every night you all go to bed together in a single, comparatively small bed, you, the pharaoh and the apophis all hugging with the apophis's tail coiling and winding throughout and around the three of you.
>Her snake-like clinginess ensures she winds up hugging and sleep-molesting you or the Pharaoh
>Either way has the morning start with more arguments.

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The satisfaction of growing your own grapes is so much greater than sucking on the teats of some smelly snek!

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15808628

While going through all my archives, I discovered a depiction of a Soldier Beetle in an ancient cave painting.

>> No.15808629 [DELETED] 

>>15808108
>I prefer threadcanon
I know I'm late as fuck but my sides.

>> No.15808648

>>15808305
triggered

>> No.15808683 [DELETED] 

>>15808629
You just aren't smart enough to appreciate it.

>> No.15808688 [DELETED] 

>>15808683
Zack Snyder, is that you?

>> No.15808740

>>15808587
Maybe, but the satisfaction of growing your own grape snek tits is far better.

>> No.15808744

>>15807928
For me personally, it's not that her main draw is her compatibility with femdom. I don't want to be stepped on by her. What I'm about to say isn't me speaking about femdom, but my own reasons for liking hellhounds.

On the mental side of it, it's a hellhound's power and capacity for confidence and passion.
Having sex with her would be like riding a wave, feeling all that destuctive force carrying you, flowing around you, and even through you. But never actually breaking on you.
Wherever or not she femdoms me is irrelevant. We could be making love as equals, both with the knowledge that she could overpower me at any second, or not, or she could go all out and fuck me through the bedframe. It doesn't matter how it goes down, there's a thrill to knowing that the girl you're performing the most intimate and fundamentally passionate act with is a supernatural, superhuman wolf-woman who could shear through solid steel like butter with her claws. It's a primal attraction to power, especially when that power would protect you with its full capacity, and when it takes the form of a loyal, loving and wild wolfgirl.
With wolfgirls in general, there's also a sense of freedom with them. We romanticize wolves because of their freedom and loyalty, in a way. With a wolfgirl, you're not bound by societal constraints, your wants and feelings for each other are the only factors present.

Also, the hellhound design is utterly stellar.

>> No.15808750

>>15808574
I feel like that would get old quickly.
I'd love their company, but I'd eventually start waiting until they fall asleep, then just going to sleep on the couch or something. I'd easily pass off not being in bed when they wake up as me waking up early.
One or both of them are bound to catch on, though. The Pharaoh might use her power to order me to bed with them, or the Apophis might coil tightly around me to ensure I don't leave the bed.

>> No.15808763

>>15807928
>stepped on
Why do I have the feeling this was bait, and some of the answers samefagging.

>> No.15808765

>>15808744
>>15808763
Can't you let dead shitstorms lie?

>> No.15808771

>>15808314
>Akesaka Satomi using her Esdeath voice
>Been trying to find actual clips of Esdeath talking like a week ago but all I find are shitty AMVs

It hurts

>> No.15808773

>>15808765
I'm ignoring the shitstorm, and answering a question about the appeal of hellhounds.

>> No.15808774
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>>15808771
Is it okay to post Essie if we pretend she's a Yuki-Onna or Ice Queen?

>> No.15808780

>>15808774
She's a mix of a Dragon, an MGE Dark Elf, an Ice Queen and a Hellhound.

>> No.15808782

>>15808780
And the faggot refused to eat the meals she cooked for him.

>> No.15808786

>>15808774
>>15808780
>>15808782
A good girl in a shit show with a shit MC.

>> No.15808794

>>15808765
I don't even know if we are being invaded by retards or spiteful retards anymore.

>> No.15808798

>>15808587
But the snakes will suck me if I don't give them the grapes

>> No.15808799

>>15808774
The best part of Esdeath is her eyelashes.

>> No.15808818

>>15808786
I actually liked the manga, been meaning to get back to it

>> No.15808828

>>15808744
This guy gets it. Wolfus are top tier.

>> No.15808838

>>15808828
I prefer them without the paws though.

>> No.15808858

>>15808838
A good combination of hand and paw is perfect, though.

And feet paws are the best, just the way they are.

>> No.15808860
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15808860

They call me a Cuban Grete~
I'm the Queen of the Rumba Beat~

>> No.15808874

>>15808858
Any combination of hand and paw is at the bottom of the uncanny valley.
I hope you don't think garbage like .less's paws looks good.

>> No.15808878

>>15808874
What's wrong with his paws?

>> No.15808884

>>15808878
Fuck you.

>> No.15808887

>>15808874
>He says, as he posts in the monstergirl thread

Anon, we're talking about cute 2d cartoon characters with eyes as fucking big as your fist. If you want to bring up the "uncanny valley" argument, you have to apply it across the board for your point to be reasonable.

>> No.15808891

>>15808887
There's just no good way to handle it.
Straight up paws will look weird, fur covered hands just look lazy and kind of pointless, and I've never seen anyone strike a good middle ground.
Hence why I honestly only like monster girls with normal appendages.

>> No.15808895

>>15808860
Maxican cow and Hakutaco combo is the best.

>> No.15808896

>>15808891
But MGE handles it perfectly fine.

>> No.15808903

>>15808891
There's many ways to do it. Hell, the way Crabman does Polt's hands is actually pretty genius. Four fingers and a thumb, fluffy, claws instead of nails, larger than a human's, and pawpads at each fingertip and the palm center.
And KC's current paws are pretty good by themselves too. They don't seem uncanny, because they look functional, distinct enough from a human's to not enter the valley, and capable of dextrous feats.

At this point, it's just you talking about how you prefer the cosplay girls, but we're all just throwing up opinions in the end.

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15808908

So young yet already with such great pauldrons!

>> No.15808911

>>15808908
I want to make eye contact with those heads during sex.

>> No.15808912

>>15808908
What was KC thinking when he designed his chimera?

Was KC thinking when he designed his chimera

>> No.15808915

>>15808908
>No snake tail
Booooo.

>> No.15808916

>>15808903
>larger than a human's
Already shit.

>> No.15808921

>>15808915
What is that tail even good for?

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15808925

>>15808916
>He doesn't like big girls

>> No.15808926

>>15808912
>"Gaijins will HATE this!"

>> No.15808927

>>15808903
There are still plenty of girls with big meaty claws and paws in MGE, even with the new artstyle. There's just greater diversity between larger and smaller ones.

>> No.15808928

>>15808921
Being cute and something to stroke the underbelly to make her squeak or moan.

>> No.15808931

>>15808921
Mythological accuracy turns me on.

>> No.15808941
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15808941

Anyone else rather enjoy how the Pharaoh and Apophis' breasts look a bit "heavier" and aren't quite so perky as most other girls'?

>> No.15808942

>>15808921
Mice and rat disposal.

>> No.15808950

>>15808941
It just means they're old hags.

>> No.15808961

>tfw the writefags you were following are still long gone
Bloody hell

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15808965

>Big Elves stink like a lot of Elf.
-t. Charlene Darwurm, biologist.

>> No.15808968

>>15808961
Who you looking for mate?

>> No.15808969

>>15808950
Those are some really hot hags, especially the Apophis. Pharaoh can lick my dick while I fuck her though

>> No.15808977

>>15808969
I'd rather she kept my ballsie-wallsies in her mouth without doing anything else while I banged Apophis.

>> No.15808990

>>15808950
Apophis is love, I'd join her quest for fun and profit.

>> No.15808991

>>15808950
>>15808969
They're not old hags!

>> No.15808994

>>15808991
Then why are their breasts all droopy?

>> No.15808996

>>15808991
They are old hags, but they are much better than most young girls.
I bet this fact makes them even more Ufufu~ and Ara ara~

>> No.15808998

>>15808968
Peter didnt finish his epilogue

>> No.15809000

>>15808996
I find this irresistible.

>> No.15809004
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15809004

A apple a day makes the teacher think your into her.

>> No.15809006

>>15808941
I get why you enjoy it. I think it's emphasised by the nipple tassles really drawing attention to it, but that really exaggerates just how much heft and form they have. Gives them more substance.

They still have that lovely, juicy plumpness to them, defying age and gravity with their curves, and the sweat trailing down them almost makes them look like two pairs of delicious, sweet and refreshing fruits you could just lick all day.

But I think the best thing about it is the way that, when the nipples naturally angle downwards like that, they're perfectly positioned to be suckled from. Whevere it's with your head in one of their laps, or kneeling down with your arms wrapped around their butt or waist, those breasts just look so inviting and easy to take between the lips. Literally being weighed down by the milk inside them, the nipples are pointing down like faucets, as if they could just leak right onto your tongue, sloshing and swaying with every step.

It lends an element of realism and substance to the breasts that you don't really see in hentai, while still having them look impossibly idealised and perfectly plump, and I really hope KC uses the concept for other girls and pictures.

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15809013

>you will stealthily get wonderland cookie'd and /ss/'d by an overly assertive Shoggoth
Also, I just received this lovely piece from the /a/ drawthreads.

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15809017

>>15809004
Tsk, tsk.
>A
An
>your
you're

>> No.15809018

>>15808996
>>15809000
>>15809006
Fuck you all, and fuck you too peny I didn't ask for these boners.

>> No.15809021

>>15809013
Lucky boy

>> No.15809023

>>15809018
Peny?

>> No.15809024

>>15809013
Yeah baby, it's time!

>> No.15809026

>>15809018
You just let them aunties help you with that hard pee-pee.

>> No.15809028

>>15809017
Is 3 in the afternoon and the sun wants me to burn. Don't judge me with you demon teachers

>> No.15809031

>>15809026
dey eat da pee-pee

>> No.15809035

>>15809026
I signed up for loot and debauched lewdness, not this shit.

And yet it just works, damn sexy snakes.

>> No.15809036

>>15809031
We're not talking about Alps here anon.

>> No.15809039

>>15809013
>being transformed back into a kid
Most of me would rather die than go back to being a kid, but then again at least I could still feel joy back then

>> No.15809045
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15809045

>>15809006
>But I think the best thing about it is the way that, when the nipples naturally angle downwards like that, they're perfectly positioned to be suckled from. Whevere it's with your head in one of their laps, or kneeling down with your arms wrapped around their butt or waist, those breasts just look so inviting and easy to take between the lips. Literally being weighed down by the milk inside them, the nipples are pointing down like faucets, as if they could just leak right onto your tongue, sloshing and swaying with every step.
Lewd.

>> No.15809049
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15809049

Reminder that the best way to distract insect girls is with a bright light a and some fruit perfume

cant help you with ant sweat though

>> No.15809050
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15809050

Keep your eyes open tonight. There's lots of moffs all over the place if you pay attention.

>> No.15809055

>>15809023
Penywise, duh.

Just in case, resident writefag, pretty cool guy, knows his undead and writes nicely. Posted a grape snake related story recently.

Also if his works are any indication he has patrician taste.

>> No.15809058

>>15809035
That damn old grape snake is so fucking hot it's unbelievable. So much better than most young girls and old women like herself.
And having Pharaoh as an audience makes me even harder. Making that brown ruler beg the snake for an opportunity to release herself using my body and having the Apophis deny that. Making the Pharaoh masturbate as she watches the Apophis wrap her tail around me and go to heaven on my dick.

Jesus, I can't take it.

>> No.15809059

>>15809049
>>15809050
Whoa, they're crawling out the woodwork!

>> No.15809061

>>15809055
I want more lewd Rusalka

>> No.15809070

>>15809058
Oh my god, I think I know why I like them so much.

I'm a pretty big switch so I like to dominate and be dominated. With Apophis I can be both!
Submissive to the Apophis and dominant with the Pharaoh.

>> No.15809074

>>15809055
No, I know that, I was wondering which post was his.

>> No.15809079

>>15809058
>>15809070
A true lover of grape wants the snake for him alone, begone false worshippers.

>> No.15809080

>>15809045
When did Loen draw this?

>> No.15809083
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15809083

>>15809080
Around the same time as this.

>> No.15809084

>>15809080
On /jp/ a few months back if I had to guess.

>> No.15809087

>>15809074
None, I just missed the chance to show my appreciation that day.

>> No.15809089

>>15809079
I'm not a true lover, I just like them a lot.

>> No.15809091

would there be such a thing as wight alraunes in undead kingdoms?

>> No.15809092

>>15809083
>Sucking a guy's dick before he's even pulled his boner out from his pants

>> No.15809095

>>15809091
>Withered plants
brown undead CC's maybe?

>> No.15809096

>>15809091
We had this conversation already.
The answer is whatever you want.

>> No.15809098

>>15809049
What would happen if a beetle wanted fruit but there wasn't any?

>> No.15809102

>>15807173
I want a dragon maid. How do I get one?

>> No.15809103
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15809103

It's not like I lost my head over you, so don't get the wrong idea!

>> No.15809108

>>15809098
She'll die of hunger.

>> No.15809109

>>15809098
She gets... twitchy

>> No.15809110

>>15809079
More like knowing Apophis tends to be yandere, she would want anon all for herself.

>> No.15809112

>>15809102
Do some acid.

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15809113

>>15809102
You buy an egg from one of these guys and raise her as a servant.
Nyee-nyee-nye-nye-nyee, hehehehe

>> No.15809117

>>15809102
You just need a dragon wife.

Give her a maid uniform as a present and she'll treat it as one of her treasures. But of course, say that like a jewel, it will look even more beautiful on her.

And there you have it. Your dragon is now using a maid uniform for you.

>> No.15809120

>>15809108
>>15809109
You will never raid a supermarket riding a beetle demanding fruit.

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15809121

>>15809091
Within the forests and spoopy arboretums there might as well be.

>> No.15809122

>>15809120
No, because that would be illegal.

>> No.15809124

>>15809102
Find a bankrupt dragon and give her a job as "square one"

>> No.15809127

>>15809122
Who is the Judge Dredd of MGs?

>> No.15809129

>>15809127
Probably an anubis.

>> No.15809132

>>15809122
A lizardgirl or valkirie with a stick up her ass

>> No.15809133

>>15809129
I want to see an Anubis dressed up in the uniform.

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15809136

I want a Pharaoh Onee san to dom me gently.

>> No.15809138

>>15809110
Exactly.

>> No.15809139

>>15809127
As much as I hate stuff like Anubis always being used for answers whether they fit or not, she really is the best girl for the job in this case. She's the only one that cares about THE LAW enough.

>> No.15809153

That feel when you'll never have your dicks out for a gorilla girl who'll drag you with her massive buff arms.

>> No.15809154

>>15809136
"Its a kings job to please his queen"

>> No.15809165

>>15809122
I could just meant storming into a 24hr and aggressively buying fuit

>> No.15809171

>>15809136
Is it wrong that I want to take a Pharaoh, an Anubis, a Sphinx, an Apophis and a few Khepri and cuddle them?

>>15809153
I swear to god you meme loving fuck, I'm going to punch you.

>> No.15809175

>>15809171
Yes it is

>> No.15809176

>>15809153
Harambe-chan when

>> No.15809178

>>15809171
Do it for Harambe-Oneechan

>> No.15809184

>>15809175
But why?

>>15809178
I fucking hate you so goddamn much anon.

>> No.15809191

>>15809103

OK, I won't

>> No.15809201

>>15809080
>>15809083
I wish he'd do more cute little mgs.
I would also like if more MGK art was done by him, because he is THE king of cute. Hands down.

>> No.15809202

Since when did reddit infest these threads?

>> No.15809210

>>15809171
Yes, because you can't trust the apophis with those sweet girls.

>> No.15809231

>>15809210
The Apophis won't do anything bad because she's going to get cuddled into submission.

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15809237

>>15809103
Dollarham when?
>>15809153
My state is shit for unleashing that.

>> No.15809245

>>15809231
Still, should probably ballgag her for safety.

>> No.15809246

>>15809231
>He thinks he can win against a lamia in a cuddle fight
Have fun being the Apophis' cuddleslut

>> No.15809250

>>15809246
With the combined might of Anon, a pharaoh, an anubis, and a trio of khepris all smothering and restraining her, the apophis will have no chance.

>> No.15809257

>you will never deepthroat train your daughteru and help her erase her gag reflex

>> No.15809267

>>15809257
Good.

>> No.15809274

>>15809250
Don't forget the Sphinx anon.
I want to watch that Apophis struggle before she gives in to the comfy.

>> No.15809276

>>15809257
>You will never take your daughteru to the amusement park on her birthday

>> No.15809289

>>15809274
Oh yeah, don't know how I forgot the riddlecat.

It's like a reverse corruption. Instead of the apophis using her venom, she's won over to the side of the brown girls with intense smothering from all of them.

>> No.15809305

>>15809153
Fuck off with that shit.

>> No.15809319

>>15808771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXahBQaQGqc

Only one I could find that wasn't an AMV with awful music. Except for the one of her death scene.

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15809327

I want to fight the dragon knight!

>> No.15809344

>>15809327
Don't expect her to hold back on you.

>> No.15809345

>>15809327
I want to have enjoyable conversations with the dragon knight until she gets interested in me and moves on to flirting.

>> No.15809347

>>15809327
You don't stand a chance against her superior strength.

>> No.15809353

>>15809319
>Faggot didn't pick 'take me now' without a second thought
He deserves to suffer.

>death scene
OH FUCK IT ALL

>> No.15809358

>>15809276
>Have a magical daughter
>Take her to the amusement park for her birthday
>She wants to ride on the biggest, fastest rollercoaster there is now that she's older
>Plenty of loops, drops, and upside-down sections designed purely for whoever rides on it to win the world record in projectile vomit velocity
>But when she steps by the "You must be this tall to ride" sign, she falls short of it by an inch
>Not much, but enough to disqualify her
>She's heartbroken, but the waifu takes her aside for a second and whispers something into her ear
>Then, when your daughter's face brightens, they return to you, and your waifu says to take her on the ride anyway
>When you get through the queue and the rollercoaster attendant checks her height with a measuring tape, he lets her through without another word
>Turns out your waifu told your daughter to use just a little bit of illusion magic
>When you're actually both on the rollercoaster, your daughter is reaching across, holding your arm for dear life because she isn't tall enough for the harness to secure her 100%

>> No.15809364

>>15809344
It's like my uncle theo say's
"A real relation ship is when punching eachother all day is a date"

>>15809347
If raw power was all it took to beat a dragon we would have no tales of dragonslayers.

>> No.15809376

>>15809327
>clothes under scales
This needs to stop

>> No.15809386

>>15809376
I like how she has clothes, scales and armor. Why would you need all that protection when you're a dragon?

>> No.15809406

>>15809202
Since when did it leave?

>> No.15809414

>>15809376
Most of her clothes are over them, no?

>> No.15809415

>>15809347
What about sword skills? use of terrain? how do dodge attacks. you cant just say, "dragon wins lol" every fucking time just because its physically stronger.

>> No.15809432

>>15809415
You seem angrier about this then you should be.

>> No.15809440

>>15809415
Gonna tell a dragon to remind herself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

>> No.15809460

>>15809415
There's also their durability, their dragonbreath, and the fact that, living for hundreds of years, any fighter would naturally have trained herself to her peak. And her mind would be completely beyond a human's ability to plan or perceive.

>> No.15809462

>>15809415
>a NEET beta with a muscle mass of a strawberry jerking off to imaginary girls on 4chan
Vs
>A highly trained dragon girl with expert swordsmanship and strength

Yeah I guess ur right, u win XD

>> No.15809473

>>15809460
>living for hundreds of years, any fighter would naturally have trained herself to her peak. And her mind would be completely beyond a human's ability to plan or perceive.

This very reason is why dragons are lazy as shit who just want to sleep on their hoards. Complacency.

>> No.15809481

>>15809415
Agreed. I mean, I know I'm probably gonna lose but I'd at least like a fair evaluation instead of the Dragon Cenaing it.
I want to get beaten soundly by a Dragon and then suck up my pride and beg her to train me so I can get stronger.

>>15809462
>Typing like a 12 year old
>XD
Don't do that.

>> No.15809502

>>15809432
I like battles and conflict. whats the point of focusing on warrior types if every choice is just "sorry you lose and fuck off"

Think about it for a second, we have all kinds of stories where the knight fights the dragons and hold their own and even at times win.

But I forgot this is not the place for fighting monsters, despite the setting. My apologies for starting this shit

>> No.15809509

>>15809502
You know what's hot though anon?
Fights with monstergirls that don't technically end because the participants ended up making out.

>> No.15809521

>>15809502
>despite the setting
What do you mean despite the setting?

>> No.15809538

>>15809502
>But I forgot this is not the place for fighting monsters

I disagree, I think we should be fine to talk about that sort of stuff. Fighting a monstergirl to defeat or death is interesting, but you can't just go in and expect your average joe to beat a dragon, let alone a trained dragon warrior.

For the latter, she'd lack the normal weakness of dragons, like their complacency in their own strength, and their habit of hibernating for many generations. Just think about how much time you'd waste, not learning anything or adapting to the world around you.
A regular dragon could fall asleep knowing that humans fear her as an immortal god, and wake up to discover that in the eighty years she's slept, they've developed ballista which fire bolts that can pierce a dragon's scales.

A dragon knight would be prepared and have countermeasures to avoid such things, so confronting one would require a huge gamechanger advantage.

>> No.15809555
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15809555

Tall, mature Wendigos would have very imposing silhouettes wouldn't they?

>> No.15809557

>>15809353
It's okay, she would make a lovely Wight.
>pale skinned time stopping wight
>still dresses how she did as a human

>> No.15809562

>>15809555
Yeah, I wouldn't want to hear her awawa in the deep dark woods.

>> No.15809576

>>15809521
Look at where we are man, people would much rather here stories about dancing on the rooftops with a cute succubus or breakdancing with aspara's then war tales against the dragons. The various levels of wish fulfilment bumfuck the power scale and we end up treating what could be good ideas as bad SI fanfics

take the guy who started this for example, KC wish fulfilment says he can fight dragons and maybe win, we are telling him to get a tad bit more real.

>> No.15809584

>>15809481
>Not understanding irony

>> No.15809591

>>15809538
I think he saw himself not as a average Joe in this scenario but as someone who knew what he was doing. which is the only reason I haven't told him to fuck off.

>> No.15809602

>>15809576
>>15809591
Or maybe I've just read one to many "warped to another world" adventure stories and need to rethink a few things.

>> No.15809608
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15809608

SOON, onii-chan!

>> No.15809626

>>15809584
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting anon.

>>15809608
What was that? I was too busy cuddling with my busty Hellhound wife.

>> No.15809628

>>15809602
We are not saying beating a dragon is impossible its just you need skill and weaponry that you as a dude at his computer dont have.

Say this was a book and fighter her was the heroes goal but the hero is some backwater farmboy. Would you expect the hero to win in chapter 1? Thats what your trying to do

>> No.15809632

>>15809608
Is she finally going to grow up?

>> No.15809634

>>15809608
>liking loliscum
Give me some tittymonsters anyday.

>> No.15809642

>>15809538
>to defeat
Delusional.
>death
I know edgy is overused and almost meaningless but writing about fighting monster girls to the death, in this place or any other monster girl community is edgy. The only purpose it serves is to piss off the people who like them and act like power fantasy wank material for the writer.

>> No.15809645

>>15809576
>breakdancing with aspara's
Id watch her break dance, I cant dace at all

>> No.15809659

>>15809628
I find the idea of battling monster girls to grow stronger pretty cool.

Must be extra fun when you defeat them and they expect some sex after a fight, but you just leave and head your way.

>> No.15809669

>>15809626
>hellhound

Superior taste

>> No.15809671

>>15809659
That's how you get a stalker anon.
It's also how you wake up one night to find her raping you.

>> No.15809674

>>15809659
Stalker lizards are a thing

>> No.15809680

>>15809669
I just want to feel her warm toned skin against mine and hear her tail thumping against the bed.

>> No.15809688

>>15809671
>>15809674
There is an easy solution to that. For monsters such as lizards, salamanders and elves, you just give up. It will be a huge turn of for them and you'll be safe.

Or you could hide your smell by using some fragrances and use a mask when you're about to fight. She won't be able to track you because she doesn't know who you are.

>> No.15809692

>>15809608
Think there's any black haired Baphomets?

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15809693

I guess I can only do nine pull-ups in total. I feel inadequate. Which girl would help me with my training arc?

>> No.15809695

>>15809555
>That Bloodborne weapon
>Those horns

I-is that the Vicar Amelia?

>> No.15809700

>>15809688
like arnie in predator?

>> No.15809707

>>15809659
That's not cool, that's overdone.

The whole "haha I defeated you but no sex for you because I'm an upstanding warrior" thing was extremely common on /a/ and I'm glad it got tired and used less because it's about the most mundane combat scenario possible.

>> No.15809710

>>15809688
Are you implying being stalked by a powerful monstergirl wouldn't be a good thing?
I want to see how long it takes for her to give in and rape me while I'm defenseless.
Then I'll kiss her.

>> No.15809713
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15809713

>still no delinquent Hellhound that keeps her massive milky tits wrapped behind a tight sarashi

>> No.15809721
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15809721

>>15809695
No, that's a thick Wendigo wielding a huge Saw Cleaver.
I'd know because I requested the image.

>> No.15809731

>>15809721
Did you by chance happen to get this from the drawfags at /a/? Because this is cute as shit

>> No.15809732

>>15809713
>She'll never unbind her tits to muffle your voice while she rapes you.
>You'll never turn the tables a bit by sucking on her nipple.
>She'll never make you start dating her after that.

>> No.15809733

>>15809707
Maybe cool isn't the right word. It is just normal training after all.
But I like it either way.

>> No.15809738

>>15809710
that's a thing with the lizards too, though salamanders are more loud about it

>> No.15809742

>>15809731
Nope, Barb drew it in response to a request I made to Snib when he was taking them, He also drew a smiling Vanilla Dragon in that same thread.

>> No.15809750

>>15809693
Minotaurs, easy.

>> No.15809751

>>15809557
You bet your ass I'm going to the underworld to get her back

>> No.15809779
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15809779

Is it wrong to have the urge to lick Anubis' tummy?

>> No.15809787

>>15809779
Yes.

>> No.15809789

>>15809751
It'll all be worth it.
>stops time
>plays with your manhood with her big ghost hands
>releases the time stop
>all the extreme pleasure hits at once and you cum all over her hand
>she gives you a kiss before licking her hand and telling you that you need more training to survive a night with her

>> No.15809792

>>15809779
! !

>> No.15809793

>>15809787
Why?

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15809794

Tell me about the nipple clamp.
Where do they come from? Who makes them? Are they born with them? Is it actually just a chitinous growth? Latest fashion craze across the countryside?
Is there some really fucking rich blacksmith in a human village just churning out hundreds of nipple clamps?

>> No.15809797

>>15809793
It's gross and it'll be weird for her.

>> No.15809799

>>15809794
This requires a trip to the deserts of the demon world.

>> No.15809802

>>15809794
Demon Realm shops sell items like that.

>> No.15809804

>>15809794
>You'll never take an Apophis' nipple covers off and hear her moan with every movement.
>You'll never tease her sensitive nipples while tongue kissing her.
Damn it.

>> No.15809808

>>15809794
It's just like regular clothes anon, except all she's wearing is nipple clamps.

>> No.15809810

>>15809794
Furthermore, how do they stay on? Glue? Inverted nipples and a tiny plug?

>> No.15809811

>>15809797
But we'd love each other. And I bet it tastes like chocolate.

>> No.15809815

>>15809810
A magical adhesive most likely.

>> No.15809816
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15809816

>>15807694
and i love my hellhound waifu

>> No.15809818

>>15809810
They're nipple clamps. They're clamped on. CLAMPS!

>> No.15809817

>>15809810
They're clamps anon, they're all pinchy.

>> No.15809819

>>15809555
Awawawawa, good hunter

>> No.15809827

>>15809819
indeed.

>> No.15809830

>>15809692
There is a black Baphomet in Fallen Maidens, she fights Mimiru if I recall correctly

>>15809810
Probably just magic, there is no need to overthink about these details

>> No.15809831

So at what age do baby grapesnakes get their first pair of nipple clamps?

>> No.15809839

>>15809831
Probably as soon as they start being able to move around on their own. Once they aren't infants anymore the decent thing to do is keep their nipples clamped and covered.

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15809842

Gotta dig deep!

>> No.15809844

>>15809819
I'm flattered.

>> No.15809864

>>15809831
You train them with bandaids first, obviously.

>> No.15809881

>>15809789
>big ghost hands

but I want her as she was

>> No.15809886

I want to watch 'Cooking with Wurm-chan!' with my Wurm daughteru!

>> No.15809892

>>15809881
The ghost hands are just an extra power she can turn on or off as a wight, she was always gaining new powers anyway.

>> No.15809909

Grope the mice!

They think it's nice!

>> No.15809911

>>15809886
Hey Anon Your daughteru is Wurm-chan.

>> No.15809912

>>15808483
https://www.youtube.com/user/NeurofunkGrid is a good place to start

>> No.15809916
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15809916

>>15809886
I don't trust girls with cooking.
>>15809909
That a fact?

>> No.15809921

>>15809916
>That a fact?
I mean, probably. You should try it just to be sure.

>> No.15809926

>>15809911
But how can she be two Wurm-chans? There's the one on my lap and the the one on the TV!

>> No.15809932
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15809932

>>15809909
Don't mind if I do.
>>15809916
>That a fact?
Juicy Yuuji please. Now I want to see the Grisaia girls as monster girls.

>> No.15809933

>>15809926
Is this the density of a Wurm's husband?

>> No.15809934

>>15809779
I'd lick it

>> No.15809937

>>15809933
No, it's the density of a silly anon asking silly questions!

All Wurms are Wurm-chan!

>> No.15809940

>>15809779
I'd rather kiss her cheek.

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15809946

>>15809937
There's been too many Wurms in these threads recently. Guess that's a good sign, the boundaries between the worlds are thin enough to be burrowed through.

>> No.15809953
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>>15809909
Molest the Rodent!

They are potent!

>> No.15809957

>>15809940
You can do that aswell anon. But what if you want to lick the tummy? What if you just want to know what it tastes like?

>> No.15809962

>>15809926
You had twins, Anon. That thing you, the wurm doctor and your wife thought was a mirror was actually another child.

>> No.15809976

>>15809957
All I want to do is make her blush.
And maybe eat her out.

>> No.15809986

>>15809976
How a cute Anubis should be treated.

>> No.15810001

>>15809986
I wanna cuddle her until she can't help but relax!

>> No.15810028
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So since we all can agree Apophis is best girl, we should center the discussion on which girl is second best.

>> No.15810037

>>15810028
What exactly makes her best?

>> No.15810041

>>15810028
Second best is another, slightly lesser, Apophis

>> No.15810046

>>15810041
A normal lamia paint purple?

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>>15810028
The best girl is the one you're married to and will never let you go no matter what.

>> No.15810066

>>15810028
Pharaoh.
I want to cuddle them both and make them stop fighting!

>> No.15810074

>>15810055
>Godsh0t
Ah, I remember that that fellow posted here briefly when one of his images made the OP.

>> No.15810094

>>15807173
So how do I get into this?

>> No.15810100

>>15810094
What?

>> No.15810103

>>15810094
You mean MGE stuff in general? Or are you just talking about the maidshit.

>> No.15810113

>>15810094
it's not a secret club; you don't need a license. do you like monstergirl porn or not?

>> No.15810116

>>15810100
>>15810103
Monster girl
I see people talk about on other boards so I came here to see what this is all about. The

>> No.15810120

>>15810094
First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then you're into Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

>> No.15810121

>>15810113
>you don't need a license.
Wrong

>> No.15810128

>>15810094
Maybe read the encyclopedia a little bit. That should explain some things.

>> No.15810129

>>15810116
To be honest can't tell if your someone thats just trollin around or not. But here ya go m8

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/ <--- Place where KC (Kenkou Cross, the guy behind the bullshit) Posts most of his content. When he's not recovering from people posting scans of his work, he usually posts a new girl every two or so weeks.

Most of the profiles and informations on the gals and world can be found at
http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/index.php and
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia Both of their communities are kind of ass though, but they post the translations and do a good job and managing information.

The https://monstergirlcollection.com/ is where a few writefags post their short stories and shit that they write. IF you ever want a good place to start there, pennywise and Silent_II always supply a good read.

Idk what really to say, any questions I guess?

>> No.15810139

>>15810129
In hindsight i shoulda greentexted the names of the sight so they'd stick out a little more against everything else. W/e

>> No.15810144

>>15809779
I want to do everything conceivably loving and lewd to an Anubis.

>> No.15810146

>>15810094
Gonna warn you right now anon. Even if they're in the encyclopedia, no-one likes Cu Sith or Cait Sith and anyone who says they do is a shitposter.

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Oh my, is it rape o' clock already?

>> No.15810155 [DELETED] 

>>15810116
Also, no yuri monsterboys or futa shit. If i had the screencap of the guy who explains why all of these need to stay out I'd post it out my ass three times in a row for emphasis. Certain fetishes also trigger the fuck out of people, some of which makes sense and others don't. Hope you enjoy the ride bud!

>> No.15810165

Uh oh! After coming home from visiting grandma, your monster girl daughter has put on some weight.
What's worse is some kid at school likes it and your daughteru likes him!
How do you stop it!?

>> No.15810166

>>15810116
From where did you come from

>> No.15810168

Did latenight ever finished that WIP automaton?

>> No.15810176

>>15810165
Can't I just be happy for her?

>> No.15810177

>>15808260
Vegetable justice warriors UNITE!

>> No.15810181

>>15810165
Her mother will definetely snap and put her to work. Have you ever seen the daughter of a sporty tomboy be fat?

>> No.15810184

>>15810176
No! Despite the fact Monster girl threads endorse incest, being dom'd, possibly some edgelord stuff, and other /a/ mentalities that don't work in the real world we still hold that societal norm!

>> No.15810186

>>15810181
But what if the weight is in her Chest and Thighs?
I'm sure her childhood friend would enjoy that.

>> No.15810190

>>15810184
Fuck you anon, my daughteru gets to be happy.
So what if that means she's chubby?

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>>15810168
I don't think it was wip.

>> No.15810192

>>15810165
I'll motivate her to eat healthy and exercise by taking her and her boyfriend out to Ice Cream after school! And her mom too! It'll be one big family trip!

>> No.15810196

>>15810186
Then everyone will be happy. Congrats on becoming a beautiful woman, daughteru. That kid is going to have a rough time if she became an Ojousama like her grandma

>> No.15810216

>>15810196
You mean like her mother did? Because if she's anything like her mother then that boy's going to be ridden senseless by her while she laughs like a noblewoman.

>> No.15810231

>>15810028

I want to be the fuck toy of an Apophis!

Of course I feel that way about a lot of girls here

>> No.15810245

>>15810231
What about being captured by an Apophis' minions and forced to be her sex toy but she starts getting feelings for you?
Then when the Pharaoh beats her and tries to "rescue" you the bruised Apophis clings to you and refuses to let go while on the verge of tears.

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>>15810245

I would be totally okay with that.

>> No.15810253 [SPOILER] 
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What if...Ganguro MGs?

>> No.15810254

>>15810216
Poor childhood friend. Little did he know that the Ufufu runs in the family blood.

Having her and her grandma in the same room must be painful.

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>>15810245
>apophis getting beat by some stuck up skank
Nice try Pharaoh propaganda team.

>> No.15810256

>>15810248
Just imagine the look on the Pharaoh's face when the Apophis looks up at her and tearfully begs for her not to take her precious anon away.

>> No.15810258

>>15810255
It's for the sake of the scenario anon. And I never said the Pharaoh was alone.
Besides, not every Apophis can win.

>> No.15810259

>>15810256
That'll only make her want to take him away more.

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>>15808774
Fun fact, this image likely made several people seek out the mango only to be disappointed that there were no MGs.

>> No.15810272

>>15810259
She'll have to pry him from the Apophis' steel coils.

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>>15810253
We can dream.

>> No.15810274

>>15810272
That can be arranged.

>> No.15810275 [DELETED] 

>>15810155
>yuri monsterboys
What

>> No.15810284

>>15810274
Would she be able to keep trying once the Apophis pathetically cries that the Pharaoh can take everything else, just not her beloved?

>> No.15810287

>>15810284
Yes. That snake is evil and her rival.

>> No.15810288

So do we even have any idea what order the new profiles will get translated in? Will it just be alphabetical?

>> No.15810291 [DELETED] 

>>15810275
Put a coma inbetween them

>> No.15810294

>>15810256

>taking a girl away from her precious human

Is the Pharoah that cold hearted?

>> No.15810297

>>15810287
But anon, she's won. Can't she allow her rival to have love, knowing that she'll never attack the Pharaoh's kingdom again?

>> No.15810300

>>15810231
I want the other way around. I don't know why, but out of all of the entries Apophis makes me want to turn her into a cockslave and fuck her in a mad frenzy while roughly squeezing, groping and pinching her heaving tits.

>> No.15810301

>>15810166
I see it pop up in other boards from time to time but a post on /rwby/ made me decide that I'll go find out what all this about once and for all.

>> No.15810313

>>15810301
I will just give you one tip:

Don't be a faggot and lurk.

>> No.15810324

>>15809842
Four-spade digging?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

>> No.15810326

Have you bathed your Wolf wife lately? Don't tell me you forgot.

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>>15810326
I'm trying.

>> No.15810331

>>15810326
when did I get a wolf wife

when did I get a wife

>> No.15810332

>>15810326
I think she can remember it herself

>> No.15810333 [DELETED] 

>>15810155
Monsterboys are only a problem for cucks and hugboxfags. We need more monsterboys for those lonely human women who want to be held by the big strong arms of a dragonboy or pander to a bossy anubisboy.

>no smiling kitsuneboy to tease you senselessly with his flufytails

>> No.15810340

>>15810326
But I don't have a wife.

>> No.15810343

DO NOT RESPOND TO IT.

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>>15810263
Nee-san could technically count as one but she's only granted her lion form by her belt so I wouldn't say she is one.

I would like to see her as a Jinko though, or maybe a gentle and teasing Manticore to keep the lion theme going. It still hurts that got got killed off in stupid ways in both versions.

>> No.15810345

>>15810343
BUT ITS SO TEMPTING

>> No.15810351

>>15810343
It's right there man

>> No.15810353

>>15810343
That bait is as tiny as anon's penis. He needs something bigger than that if he wants to catch a bite.

>> No.15810358 [DELETED] 

>>15810291
More like put them in a coma hehe yknowhatimsayin

>> No.15810360

>>15810343
You know this basically counts as a (you) right? He got a response, its just not attached to the post.

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>>15810353
Poor Anon

>> No.15810368

>>15810344
Honestly, trapping Tatsumi on an island with Esdeath to be her lovey-dovey husbando would be an extraordinarily cheap way to get her out of the way for the rebels.

>> No.15810371

>>15810366
What a fucking fat dog

>> No.15810379

I want to use my Wish of the 7 Magic Dragon Ovaries to wish all monster girls were instantly pregnant with 20 babies!

>> No.15810381

>>15810379
>Wishing for overpopulation
You fucking idiot.

>> No.15810382

Do you think the world guide will have any more info about the reverse sabbath dark mage is probably part of?

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>>15810371

>> No.15810384

>>15810381
Who cares? I have 9 months of masturbation

>> No.15810389

>>15810383
You heard me right

Hit the gym, pudge

>> No.15810392

>>15810366
>>15810383
What a cute dog.

I want to hold her in my lap.

>> No.15810394

>>15810392
She will crush you with her weight.

>> No.15810395

>>15810379
Truly, you are the hero this planet deserves.

>> No.15810401

>>15810383
>short skirt
>thiccest thighs

Quality Cutie

>> No.15810404

>>15810392
Rub her belly!

>> No.15810406

>>15810394
She doesn't look that heavy.

>> No.15810410

>>15810394
And? Having a thicc doggy like that crushing your pelvis would feel heavenly!

>> No.15810413

>>15810404
Only if she says please.

>> No.15810422

>>15810366
>>15810383
I'm taking her into the broom closet to relieve stress!

>> No.15810433 [DELETED] 

>>15810333
It's a big one.

>> No.15810438

>>15810382
I can't wait for the translations to come out and confirm reverse sabbath is still just a bad threadcanon meme.

>> No.15810464

>>15810438
It obviously isn't going to be a real KC thing. I don't know why anyone would think it would be.

The whole reason people made the reverse one in the thread was as a joke playing on the inferiority complex of flatgoat.

>> No.15810468

>Reading this thread
>See nothing but Hellhound hate

So what do people have against the Hellhound? She's cute and assertive. She's basically just a tomboy

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>>15810152
Yep. Bend over.

>> No.15810482

>>15809642
Well, that's untrue.

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>>15810468
It was just one assblasted faggot posting unrelated images.

>> No.15810492

>>15810484
That's a big Hellhound.

>> No.15810501

>>15808386

Hey /monster/ is the darkside of MG but without us the force remains unbalanced.

Besides eventually you will all be seduced by the dark side.

>> No.15810507

>>15810492
If only her tits were larger she'd be 10/10.

Otherwise I really dig those plump, yet strong lower-halves and stomachs Osiimi draws girls with.

>> No.15810509

>>15810301
Don't do it Anon. Run, save yourself. This place isn't worth it. Don't let it reduce you like it has so many others.

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>>15810484
I love me some hellwan

>> No.15810520

>>15810501
/monster/fag go away

>> No.15810526

>>15810519
The face ruins it.

>> No.15810528

>>15810519
Hotdog is definetely in my top five.

>> No.15810531

>>15810519
I hate .less' stoney faces,

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>>15810526
Y'wanna know what REALLY ruins it? The fact that she'll never be real.

>>15810531
>stoney
What exactly do you mean by that?

>> No.15810548

>>15810422
>No chubby shortstack Kobold secretary ever.
>She'll never help relieve your stress by taking your dick to the hilt and letting you go to town on her plump ass from below.
>She'll never go from slightly smug to ahegaoing by the end of the day.
Damn it.

>> No.15810550

I want to MATE a hellhound. Wanna FUCK her and BREED her and fill her full of PUPS.

And I want to do it while systematically using every single enhancing/transforming/altering potion, food, drink and spell in the MGE.
Every single one.

>> No.15810560

>>15810501
>defending memes, /v/ behaviour and 3d reaction images

>> No.15810564

>>15810366
>your wolfu secretly talks about your penis size to her co-workers

This is the monster girl reality.

>> No.15810571

>>15810468
>She's basically just a tomboy
Don't insult Tomboys like that.

>> No.15810574

>>15810501
>Eventually, you will willfully move over to a bigger board with smaller threads whose de-centralized population ensures everything moves at a glacial pace
N

>> No.15810576

>>15810492
FOUR
YEW

>> No.15810579

>>15810507
How would they feel to hug?

>> No.15810580

>>15810564
If your dick is small with mamono radiation in the air, odds are she likes it that way.

>> No.15810581

>>15810564
Why does she wants to make the other wolfus jealous?

>> No.15810587
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What mechanical design fetishes of yours would you project onto your Automaton?

>> No.15810590

>>15810579
Warm and squishy with the sensation of the muscle that lies underneath the layer of fat.

>> No.15810591

>>15810550
>You'll never mating press a Hellhound only for her to leglock you and refuse to let you pull out until you've shot every last drop you can into her.
>You'll never pass out in each other's embrace, ahegaoing and sweat after hours upon hours of rough babymaking.
>You'll never wake up still leglocked and balls deep inside her.
>You'll never see her smiling warmly at you before jabbing you with a Manticore spike and telling you that she wants to be sure she gets pregnant before starting up the fuck train again.
>You'll never think back to those long days of fucking after you get home from work and get tackled by your pack of adorable daughterus and think to yourself "worth it."

>> No.15810593

>>15810587
Goth-tech architecture and Shapeshifting capabilities.

>> No.15810598

>>15810587
Pistons, Vaccums, impossible textures for all her holes and gel packs for adjustable ass and breast size.

>> No.15810599

>>15810587
I don't really know, I think I would just keep her similar to her profile design.

>> No.15810601

>>15810591
stahp

>> No.15810602

>>15810591
>10 hellpups and your hellhound in the same room
>during summer

Death sentence.

>> No.15810606

>>15810564
>Hear that monstergirl wives secretly talk about their husbands' dicks with their female coworkers
>This worries you
>So you tail your wolfu to work, using stealth skills developed over years of living with her
>At lunch, follow her into the canteen of her workplace
>She's sitting at a table with 4 other monstergirls
>One of them is a dumpy little kobold, making smug jokes about how her husband bone has recently been hardly worth burying
>Your heart goes out to him, wherever he is
>"So," the kobold says, turning to your wolfu, "Has your husband at least got any meat to him? What's his bone like?"
>"His bone?" your wolfu says
>She seems distracted as she thinks of an answer
>Her eyes glaze over, she starts breathing fast and light
>Why has she moved her paws under the table- oh wait that's why
>All the other monstergirls stare at her, then at each other, jealousy all plain to see on their faces

Wolfu most loyal. Most lovable. Most lovely.

>> No.15810617

>>15810601
That's not even getting into the fact that when all your daughterus grow up and move out, your Hellhound waifu will cling to you and say "I want more." before bringing out a whole satchel of Manticore spikes.

>>15810602
You act like Air Conditioning would be difficult to get with monstergirls.
Magitek motherfucker. No more blowing out the circuit when it runs on ambient demonic energy.

>> No.15810618

>>15810602
More like +10 heat res for every hellpup born to you.

>> No.15810627

>>15810606
As lovely and confidence-boosting a fantasy as that is, I really must wonder why you make the Kobold the mean one?

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>>15810606
Nothing can beat a Wolfu.

>> No.15810630

>>15810606
But what if
>"Oh my husbands's bone?"
>"I can barely feel it inside me"

What do you do then? Go home and cry? Confront her?

>> No.15810631

>>15810629
Two wolfus

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>>15810631
Three Wolfus!

>> No.15810636

>>15810617
I just had a thought. How many yan glacies and yuki onna hunt their prey by trashing their airconditioning, and standing otuside to pipe the air full of super cold air that puts you asleep and into hypothermia?

>> No.15810639

>>15810627
I was just using the doggygirl from that Matsu sketch. Nothing against kobolds.

>> No.15810642

>>15810635
One wolfu with the wolfuness of three wolfus.

>> No.15810650

>>15810635
I want to be gangbanged by a group of Wolfu delinquents!
I want them to take responsibility!

>> No.15810651

>>15810642
wouldn't that be dangerously furry ?

>> No.15810653

>>15810642
Tomboy Dire Wolfu.

>> No.15810659

>>15810366
>Wolfu finishes complaining about her man's size.
>Says only dated him for expensive gifts.
>Other girls get suspicious.
>Chesire intern pinches end of her tail in drawer as she walks away.
>tail falls off with a loud riiiiip.
> Other girls pull off her wolf ears.
>3DPD Human Girl Detected!

>> No.15810665

>>15810636
More like they'd sabotage your AC in the middle of summer and then say that they heard that your AC "mysteriously" broke down and offer to cool your air for you.
You'd probably start finding mysterious liquids around from time to time. Especially near your bed.

>> No.15810668

>>15810635
I need to be femdomed by these wolfs.

Chocolate wolf is best

>> No.15810671

>>15810659
And then they corrupt her into a real Wolfu right?

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>>15810668
Chocolate Wolfu is for dominating.

>> No.15810678

>>15809113
>Buying a random egg off the street

Anon you are going to be dissapointed when the egg hatches and contains a snek, a white snek we call Shiroheb that is.
And what will you do then anon? What will you do when she starts crying anon? What will you do when she reaches out her hand towards you anon?

Well?

>> No.15810682

>>15810671
No anon, nothing can fix what she has said.

>> No.15810683

>>15810659
They are hiding among them! Thank god my waifu is safe.

>> No.15810697

>>15810674
>dominating a wolfu

No anon. It doesn't work like that. Especially the chocolate ones. The chocolate wolf is for being domed by. The chocolate one of for tummy licking.

Also, got a source on this girl? She looks real fucking cute

>> No.15810701

>>15810678
I know how to be a househusband. I'm gonna raise that snek like if she was my daughter. Probably try to find her a mom too.

>> No.15810713

>>15810651
Of course not. Think of all the things that makes a wolfu so perfect, then multiply those traits by three.

Three times softer fur, fluffier tail. Three times faster, stronger, more primally elegant and graceful. Three times more stunning in the moonlight. A howl three times more mystical, melodious and heart-stoppingly beautiful.
Three times as loyal as your average wolfu (which is three times infinity), and will kiss, lick and nuzzle you three times as much.

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>>15810697
>It doesn't work like that
Of course it does, what are you even talking about?

Artist is skj, but I wouldn't recommend it. You probably wouldn't like the content he usually does.

>> No.15810732
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Imagine cuddling a monster girl in bed knowing she loves you.

>> No.15810735

>>15810713
What about even further beyond? 10 times the wolfu.

>> No.15810737

>>15810727
What do you mean, the content he usually does?
I see some chibis, lots of hot girls, and some hot girls getting dicked.

>> No.15810753

>>15810737
You have shit taste.

>> No.15810758

>>15810753
Shit taste for not minding chibis, cute girls, and straight sex?
Seriously, the fuck you talking about?

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>>15810732

I try not to because it reminds me that I'm a lonely bastard with no friends who sits at home and posts on a Mongolian Finger Painting board to fill the soul crushing void a relationship would fix.

I bet it's nice

>> No.15810770

>>15810674
She is for worshipping, pampering, covering in milk and white chocolate sauce, and licking clean.

>> No.15810772

>>15810732

the best

>> No.15810778

>>15810732
I like my waifu.
She likes to hug me with her arms and wings, she says it's nice to protect me. She also wraps her tail around my waist too and pulls me close.

>> No.15810779

>>15810758
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=skj&pid=0

>> No.15810783

>>15810727
Why wouldn't you want to be femdomed by a girl who's stronger than you?

Where can I find skj? I can't find any of his art any where

>> No.15810788

>>15810770
Anon that is highly unsanitary.

Chocolate Wolfu is for teasing and having her wear a dog collar in public.


>>15810783
Because that's not my kind of thing.

>> No.15810792

>>15810727
>Artist is skj, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Oh it's that guy who does a ton of black on white girl rape stuff and gang bangs.

Shame he's got shit taste but at least his wolf girls are cute and he doesn't use them for that kind of stuff.

>> No.15810795

>>15810779
Well thanks for answering my question

>> No.15810802

>>15810779
Anon, that explains fucking nothing. I see lots of pictures of sex with faceless men. What's the problem?

>> No.15810805

>>15810788
That's ok anon. We all have our own tastes in wolfu. But don't bully the wolfu, that's law.

>> No.15810807

>>15810779
>All that niggershit
I'm going to puke.

>> No.15810813

>>15810792
It really is good how he spares the Wolfus from his garbage.

>>15810805
But monster girls bully men, why can't I do the same?

>> No.15810816

>>15810792
Wolfus are too pure to be ruined by that smut.

>> No.15810821

>>15810813
Because human males are for bullying. Monster girls aren't. You don't want to me them cry now do you?

>> No.15810831

>>15810768
I want to let a Manticore lazily molest me with her tailpussy while cuddling her.

>> No.15810832

>>15810788
Only unsanitary if you don't clean up first. By licking her.

She's not for public teasing with dog collars. She's for public teasing by taking her out to nice restaurants, complimenting her when she tries on and buys new clothes, and walking through parks under the light of the moon together.

>> No.15810833

>>15810802
Multiple men at the same time in gang rape scenarios and the majority of his guys are black.

He's just another jap with a cuck fetish.

>> No.15810838

>>15810821
That's stupid, I think you're just trying to stop human men from standing up for themselves.

>> No.15810839

>>15810697
>Come home from work and take off your shirt and tie.
>Put on your butler uniform.
>Start crawling on all fours down the hallway
>Your Wolfu Mistress will be home soon.
>Must be ready to addend her.
>Where is your collar?
>You swear you put it on the closet.
>Mistress will be displeased.
>Start sweating bullets
>Open the bedroom door in a panic to look for the collar.
>Mistress is in the bed wearing your collar and grinding your leash between her legs.
>She becomes flustered and stutters.
>"Y-your mistress just wanted to know why you always seem so happy wearing t-t-this."
>You crawl up to her and kiss her foot.
>You tell her the leash and collar make you happy because you will be far from the woman you love and trust.

>> No.15810848

>>15810839
>She domed herself

So that what happens when a dom masturbates

>> No.15810849

>>15810833
I posted that right as I went back through the first page, and noticed one set had spitroasting in it, so true enough. Never noticed the presence of two guys until then.
I just didn't pay attention to the skin colour at all. Just seemed like generic faceless fuck-man #492 for all I cared.

When you put those two points together, I guess it makes sense.

>> No.15810853

>>15810832
Taking her out to nice restaurants with a vibrator inside her, turning it higher and lower at random moments like when she's ordering!

>> No.15810858

>>15810839
>Butler crawling around on all fours
I get the idea of blending fantasies, but really, that just doesn't work.

The idea of a Butler is to emit an air of class and civility. Blending it with Pet Play just doesn't mesh.

>> No.15810860

Wolfus are for being dominated, especially the brown ones.

and the charcoal ones

>> No.15810869

>>15810860
Wolfus are for dominating, especially the brown ones.

maybe the charcoal ones too

>> No.15810871

>>15810858
Just goes to show that shit taste twice isn't a double negative that ends in a positive. Only ends twice as worse

>> No.15810876

>>15810858
I true butler can pull off the chair act and still remain a look of dignity for his lady.

>> No.15810879

>>15810853
That works too, but I wouldn't do it to tease her. I'd use it to enhance her night, giving her a constant pleasurable buzz, in more than one sense of the phrase. Maybe increase the intensity when she's getting pleasure from her food, like a nice steak, or when the mood becomes more intimate and close.

>> No.15810881

>>15810838
Why would you stand up for yourself? Why, don't you love your wolfu?

>> No.15810883

I want to be the shota butler to a haughty loli Ojou-sama vampire!
I want her to start getting more and more flustered around me one day!
I want her to grab me by the collar of my suit, steal my first kiss and then run off while blushing!

>> No.15810886
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>>15810636
Buy a snowsuit to fight against crazy yuki-onnas

>> No.15810887

>>15810883
I want to be adopted by a yandere milky Vampire that gives exquisite wing hugs.

>> No.15810896

>>15810881
Of course I love my wolfu, I just wouldn't let her bully me.

>> No.15810898

>>15810876
Forniphilia is not a part of pet play either!

>> No.15810903

>>15809912
Ah, tanks man.

>> No.15810904

>>15810853
>Pseudo-Exhibitionism
Nice.

>> No.15810907

>>15810896
But you'd bully her? That's abut hypocritical don't you think. You never know, you might enjoy being treated like a little submissive sissy boy.

>> No.15810908

>>15810883
>You tell her parents, obvious confusion scrawled across your features
>They laugh and tell you to wait until tonight
>Then, without you knowing, go and explain the birds and the bees to the vampire daughteru while dropping hints that it's a good ojou's duty to handle her butler's education in these matters
>Lose your first time while the ojou tires to bluff her way through her first time, pretending that she wasn't just told what to do some hours earlier

>> No.15810909

>>15810907
A Bit*

>> No.15810914

>>15810908
Anon no, the first kiss happens when we're kids.
The first time happens during her first full moon as a developed 16 year old vampire.
And it's slow and sensual.

>> No.15810915

>>15810907
Sorry, but the only one that is getting bullied is her.

Not a fan of being the submissive one.

>> No.15810926

>>15810914
>Not fucking early
Hey, lolis aren't for dicking, but there is an exception when you're a shota yourself.

>> No.15810944

>>15810926
>lolis aren't for dicking
>implying

>> No.15810948

>>15810887
>yandere milky Vampire that gives exquisite wing hugs
>also really tall
>when she wraps you up in her wings, you magically float up to breast level and she gets you to suckle her as she flies into the night sky herself

>> No.15810953

>>15810926
I want the feelings to grow anon. To be pent up over the years until they finally explode out.
Besides, nothing says she can't turn me into her teddy bear while we're still kids.

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>>15810926
>he needs exceptions

>> No.15810964

>>15810953
>Besides, nothing says she can't turn me into her teddy bear while we're still kids.

Don't give the witches ideas for new spells.
Or do. That sounds like it could be pretty cuddly.

>> No.15810970

>>15810926
Daughterus are not allowed, but lolis are okay.
Though I'm more of a same age kind of guy.

>> No.15810973

Suddenly, a frog-girl CG set!!

http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ183506.html

>> No.15810975

>>15810964
I mean as in just pulling me into bed and cuddling me at night.

>> No.15810976

>>15810519
... Musashi?

>> No.15810978

>>15810975
But you pull the loli into bed at night. That's how it works.

>> No.15810979

>>15810973
is that a fucking mucus toad? Even if she isn't she looks so similar that I can at least pretend, this is wonderful.

>> No.15810985

>>15810975
Man, what would I give to have a monster girl come into my bed because she is scared of lighting.

Bonus point if she is a crazy strong one like a dragon or a vampire that lived alone for all her life.

>> No.15810986
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People who think Hellhounds are insensitive clearly don't know that they're going to feel bad if they hurt their husband's feelings.

>> No.15810989

I'm gonna ask my Jabberwock Big Sis to check under my bed for a Baphomet and my closet for a Devil.

Little Sister monster girls aren't real right?

>> No.15810993

>>15810970
>>15810961
>>15810944
SIDF pls

>> No.15810995

>>15810986
>Monster girls caring about suicidal men
????????

There's billions of possible replacements, why even care?

>> No.15810998

>>15810979
>is that a fucking mucus toad? Even if she isn't she looks so similar that I can at least pretend, this is wonderful.

I don't think it's officially MGE-related, though it clearly seems to be the MGE mucus toad design. Either way, it looks hot.

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>>15810973
Fat frog butt.
>>15810979
If it isn't, KCs toad definitely influenced the design.

>> No.15811002

>>15810995
>There's
There are*

>> No.15811003

>>15810978
One, the Loli is my mistress.
Two, I'm her age.
That's what this fantasy is.

>>15810985
Just imagine waking up in the middle of the night because the Dragon who kidnapped you is terrified of thunder and has you in a death grip hug.
That'd be adorable.

>>15810995
Weak Bait 0/8.

>> No.15811009

>>15811003
I can resist other monsters, but dragons, man.

Gonna cuddle her and kiss her forehead, telling her that I'm there to protect her and will always be at her side. Oh god my heart is so weak for those lizards.

>> No.15811013

>>15811003
You can still pull your mistress into bed.

>> No.15811014

>>15811009
I know what ya mean anon. Just somethin' 'bout dragons. Such is how "Dragonslut" got popularized.

>> No.15811016

>KC didn't create a clown girl for Wonderland
Lost opportunity for fearboners.

>> No.15811018
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S-should I be afraid of having too many children if I get married to a hellhound?

>> No.15811025

>>15810986
Even if a monster girl's husband did kill themselves, why would they even care?

They can just have him revived. There is absolutely no reason to give a shit.

>> No.15811026

>>15811013
That's not how this works anon. You don't go dragging your mistress into bed with you, it's the other way around.
It's cuter because she can't be honest with her feelings.

>>15811018
No. Never. The more Hellpups the better.

>> No.15811029

>>15811025
(You)

>> No.15811031

>>15811001
Did the others that accompanied that image ever get scanned? I don't think by the same artist, but I recall some tweet with a bunch of assorted MG pictures layed out on a bed and that was one of them.

>> No.15811036

>>15811029
What? I'm serious.

There would be no reason to treat his death as some big event, just have him revived and find out why he did it afterwards.

>> No.15811037

>>15810973
>Mucus toad content
What a nice day

>> No.15811040
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And what do you say to a cup?

>> No.15811047

>>15811036
There's still the emotional distress involved.
Imagine finding your loved one laying facedown in a pool of their own blood because she killed herself.
Now imagine that with the genders flipped and with the emotional connection a monstergirl feels towards her husband.
Despair doesn't even describe it.

>> No.15811056

>>15811047
theres no permanence to it though
just bring him back to live

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>>15810191
>>15810168

>> No.15811061

>>15811056
Anon, not everyone is a cold emotionless robot like you.

>> No.15811068
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15811068

Alert! A Wurm appears to be flustered. Please make your way to the shelters while a team of experts on Wurminology attempt to calm the creature.

>> No.15811070

>>15811040
Of milk?
>>15811060
This is good news.

>> No.15811075

>>15811068
i bet its cause anon called her cute

>> No.15811077

>>15811060
Fairies seem to be really supportive when it comes to learning to draw. But can fairies themselves draw?

>> No.15811079

>>15811056
Attempting to revive him could go horribly wrong, though.
I think the last thing the wife would want to hear is a skeleton MG shouting
>HELP, GET ME OUT OF THIS SKIN

>> No.15811086

>>15811060
Is that fairy a wip? Because she is a wone in perfection!

>> No.15811091

>>15811040
Why not?

Though I don't understand why she needs lipstick. She looks lovely without it

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>>15811075
It doesn't take much to fluster a Wurm.

Wurms are silly creatures.

>> No.15811099

>>15811040
FECK OFF CUP!

>> No.15811104

>>15811095
Wurms are scientifically proven to be the cutest things known to man.

>> No.15811109

>>15811040
A cup of what?
Well, what's the worst that could happen? I'll have some.

>> No.15811111

>>15811104
I bet the research was done by Wurms! I call Bias!

>> No.15811121

I want to massage a young anubis and rub oil on her soft brown skin. I want to teach her about anal play and pound that fat loli ass from behind

>> No.15811132

Everyone wants a lolinubis

No one thinks of the old hagnubis

She's only a year younger then the Apophis

>> No.15811133

>>15811095
>Anon's Wurm looked too cute trapped in the costume.
>Anon wound up hugging syringe all day.
>After that day Anon was no longer afraid of needles.
>The very next day Anon went with his wurm to donate blood.
>Dozens of sick children's lives would be saved by blood transfusions thanks to silly wurm.

>> No.15811135

>>15811132
I want an old hagnubis to teach me the economic theory of ancient kingdom.

>> No.15811139

>>15811132
>a year younger

Hahahahahahaha, sure I totally believe her.

>> No.15811141

>>15811109
The best part of waking up, shoggoth in your cup

>> No.15811147
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>It's that time when monarch butterflies are passing through town for the fall migration
>Some are meeting their future husbandos, others visiting former flames
>You're sitting on the porch, waiting for your waifu to return...
>she's stuck in afternoon traffic

>> No.15811149

>>15811139
Alright fine

She was born 6 monthes after apophis

>> No.15811150

>>15811132
I don't.

Lolis are shit.

>> No.15811152

>>15811121
You. I like you. And the way you think. My brotha.

>>15811132
All Anubi are good Anubi. Though personally my preference is Her Age ≤ My Own

>> No.15811154

>>15811132
>>15811149
>Anubis
>Apophis
Yet more reminders that I should be writing things more...

>> No.15811162

If you had a little brother in a world with monster girls, would you do everything in your power to protect him until he found a girl he liked on his own?

>> No.15811163

>>15811149
There's no way she's that young.

>> No.15811174

>>15811162
To the death.

>> No.15811175

>>15811162
He should just marry my waifu's little sister, who's also old enough to be his onee-san

>> No.15811181

>>15811175
But what if he doesn't like her?

>> No.15811182

>>15811181
Nonsense.

>> No.15811185

>>15811182
But what if he really doesn't?

Would you force your little brother to be with a woman he doesn't even like?

>> No.15811186

>>15811111
>Wurm science is not Biased!
>Furious Dean storms into lab.
>Wurms with buckets over their heads are tripping over piles of beakers and smashing though walls.
>WHAT the hell is going on!?!
>They were doing a double-blind study.

>> No.15811187

>>15811162
If anyone tries to NTR my little brother's childhood friend, I'll fucking kill them.

>> No.15811189

What monster girl would be best at comforting me over the fact that once we die, we permanently cease to exist facing nothing but eternal oblivion/nothingness?

>> No.15811192

>>15811189
Valkyrie, that way she can call you a fedora tipping faggot.

>> No.15811195

>>15811192
>implying if there was even an afterlife in the first place it wouldn't cease to exist at some point
Reincarnation or bust.

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>>15811185
He'll eventually love her. That's how arranged marriages work.

He must trust me on this, for who can a man trust, if not his own brother or purple waifu

>> No.15811202

>>15811198
You're a bad brother.

>> No.15811204

>>15811189
Eldritch Abomination:

Once she shows you the horrors of the deep and the madness beyond our reality you will go to bed every night for praying for simple oblivion.

>> No.15811214

>>15811152
>spoiler
Younger is the best, especially for wolfus and foxes. The age and size gap fits gentle maledom.

>> No.15811227

Which Monster Girl is most IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

>> No.15811229

>>15811214
Personally really like lolidom.
But I'm a switch, so giving works too.

>> No.15811247

>>15811227
Any combat oriented or magic material girl.

>> No.15811249

>>15811141
A cup of Shoggoth? That can't be good for me, especially if it's being served by a "Kikimora".
Wouldn't want to suddenly contract food poisoning before heading to bed.

>> No.15811252

>>15811227
I'm now imagining a Lilim who can use her liquid-dense MAMONO MANA to create an armor, letting it flow around her body, reacting to incoming blows.

>> No.15811256

>When your superiors decide to make your job exhausting to the point of sucking the life out of you everyday and you arrive home too late and too tired to make her happy in the sheets

>> No.15811258

>>15811204
If it's so mad then why does she look so qt instead of a literal abomination?

>> No.15811262

>>15811256
That's pretty much my life right now in every capacity except having a waifu. Can't do anything productive because of fucking retarded corporate decisions by Pajeet from Down the Street.

>> No.15811264

>>15811252
>PLAYED WITH BALLS IN COLLEGE YA KNOW

>> No.15811265

>>15811198
>Being this egotistical
Shitty brother you are

>> No.15811270

The Order in a nutshell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI52sIhErOk

>> No.15811272

>>15811256
This is why when she greets you at the door with "Bath, dinner, or me~<3", you take the bath, with her joining you, letting her massage and bathe your weary body, perhaps getting in some nice, slow, relaxed sex in the soothing hot water.

Then you eat a hearty, healthy meal together, enjoy a mostly relaxed evening, and are then rejuvenated enough before bed to expend what little energy you've recouped "making her happy in the sheets".

>> No.15811274

>>15811252
So do I need to rip her heart out or what?

>> No.15811278
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>> No.15811280

>>15811270
I say this goes for both sides really.

>> No.15811281

>>15811270
They got cute Paladins though.

>> No.15811285

>>15811274
DEAD ON

>> No.15811288

>>15811256
She is really happy cuddling my tired body. I really love her

>> No.15811289

>>15811274
Yes. If by "Rip Out" you mean "Make her fall for you".

>> No.15811294

>>15811278
I don't know what she is but I'm going to make more of them.

>> No.15811299

>>15811272
>This is why when she greets you at the door with "Bath, dinner, or me~<3", you
Slump on her shoulder, sound asleep?

>> No.15811300

>>15810152
>>15810479
I don't know where clock-girl is from, but I know that her crazy look gets me in every picture I see of her.

>> No.15811302

>>15811289
Well how do I do that?

>> No.15811303

>>15811299
Sounds like you need a slime.

>> No.15811304

>>15811299
Well fine.

Waking up in the morning to find your waifu cuddling you is one way to go about things I suppose.

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>>15811227
>>15811252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-7tP7IW5Q

>Lilim going full IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
>The more and more you fight her, the more you begin to realize that it's basically foreplay to her
"YOU KNOW WHAT, ANON? FORGET THE WAR. I JUST WANT YOU IN BED."
>Wait what
>She pulls up her arm, condensing a metric fuck ton of Mamano Mana into it, punching through the roof of the Demon Lord's castle
>You're falling, falling
"COME HERE, YOU LITTLE TEASE."
>She's flying down at you, pupils dilated and mana shifting to a black substance like a Gazer's with a big "FUCK FACTORY" on her womb
>*Pomf* onto a huge bed, she's on top of you now
>Even sex with her is like a fight for your life
>You go from two martial combatants locked in a fight to the death to fucking like two beasts in a rut, the sounds of your hips slamming into her derriere making claps that can be heard throughout the castle
>Lick the abs, lick the back of her knees
>Lick her armpits, taste the rainbow all over with the strawberry fuckmuffin, her skin contrasting with her elder sister Druella's
>She'd always been called an ape, full of muscle and lean cut
>It was through her control of her mana and dark matter that she realized how much she loved the thrill of the fight
>TFW even when she's got her legs wrapped around you in a death grip and you're pumping her full of a bouncing baby Lilim, the only thing she responds with is
IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

>> No.15811313

>>15811304
>Boss wants you in the office at 6 AM

>> No.15811316

>>15811302
How should I know?

A nice candle-lit dinner?

>> No.15811337

>>15811270
If niggas have nigga moments, then do monsters have monster moments?

>> No.15811356

>>15811337
I dunno. Why don't you throw a chair down to see what happens

>> No.15811364

>>15811313
>Waifu puts up with it for as long as she can
>Until one day she snaps and your boss gives you a straight three months of paid leave, white as a sheet with the specter of death looming over her shoulder
>Also promises to pay you more for less hours.
You have no excuse for not having a yan waifu

>> No.15811376

>>15811364
Not all waifus come with character points in the yan trait, Anon

>> No.15811378

>>15811278
Succubus with a mules ears?

>> No.15811404

>>15811364
My boss is my dad. I don't my waifu getting too mad at him.

>> No.15811415

>>15811404
Your dad is a piece of shit if he is fucking up your marriage like that.

>> No.15811419

>>15811311
Wowee

>> No.15811422

>>15811256
>End up being so busy with work that your waifu hardly even gets to see you, let alone spend "quality time" together with you
How long until she breaks down? How long until you break down from exhaustion?

>> No.15811430
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Cow succubi

>> No.15811434

>>15811430
Is this what happens when a Succubus spends a lot of time in Holstaur populated Demon Realms?

>> No.15811443
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>>15811434
Yes, they're a subtype of succubi that lives in Green Demon Realms

>> No.15811450

>>15811443
If only there were more Succucows.

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>>15811422
>He can't work a 50 hour week and still please his woman

>> No.15811465

>>15811455
>Only 50 hours

>> No.15811466
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>>15811450
Well if you want more of them you know what you must do.

>> No.15811469

>>15811262
I wish I was still a neet

>> No.15811470
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15811470

I want to be captured by a feral dragon.

>> No.15811513

Childhood friend Jinko wants to rub your cheeks with hers like she did when she was a cub!

>> No.15811541

I want to brew plum sake and then lick it off an Oomukade's venom glands!

>> No.15811556

>>15811513
>implying we stopped at some point

>> No.15811567

>>15811470
I want to be captured by a feral dragon and treat her as my wife before she can treat me as her husband.

>> No.15811573

>>15811470
>Ilothe
>Feral
That's rude, she's a blacksmith.

>> No.15811574

>>15811556
She had to go away for a while! Now she's back!

>> No.15811606

>>15811573
She's feral in bed.

>> No.15811610

>>15811470
I want to be captured by a pack of feral werewolves.
It'd be intense, that's for sure.

>> No.15811615

>>15811610
>The Grey with wolfus instead of just wolves

>> No.15811621

>>15811574
Rub those cheeks till you hear three dozen chuffs!

>> No.15811624

>>15811615
Gonna molest all those Wolfus.

>> No.15811625

>>15811610
I want to be given to the strongfat seventh daughter of the chuff empress!

>> No.15811631

>>15811625
How would you react if she just picked you up and cuddled you all day while chuffing and nuzzling you with her cheek?

>> No.15811632

>>15811556
you did, leaving behind childish things is part of growing up.

>> No.15811635

>>15811631
Well, it was a largely political marriage but I wouldn't mind being cuddle by her, even if it is just because she needs a way to calm down after her last match.

>> No.15811640

>>15811632
>Affection is childish
You're a pretty miserable existence, aren't you?

>> No.15811658

>>15811621
I hear some men can reach 75 CPH! (Chuffs Per Hour)

>> No.15811670

>>15811658
Astonishing!

>> No.15811683

>>15811470
Find a zombie dragon's lair.

>> No.15811689

Night folks, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please praise the minichuff.
Praise her!

>> No.15811690
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15811690

Here's something to tide you guys over until more MGE volume 2 profiles get posted. Five more book profiles from MGE volume 1, fresh from Monster Girls Redux!

>> No.15811693
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15811693

Sahuagin and her scale swimsuit.

>> No.15811696
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15811696

Sphinx, now known to be a potential tomb raider.

>> No.15811698

>>15811690
>Monster Girls Redux
what

>> No.15811701
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15811701

Sylph, another of the really long book profiles. Lots of info on the feisty wind spirit!

>> No.15811703

>>15811690
Just make an imgur album.

>> No.15811705

>>15811703
Not him, but it's new content. It gets priority.

>> No.15811706
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>>15811698
The website that KC endorses to handle translating the profiles.

Anyway, lastly we have undine. Her profile notably exchanges the terms about her body becoming "dirty" or "tainted" to instead use the more general terms about elementals getting "corrupted."

>> No.15811709

>>15811705
>New content
What?

>> No.15811714

>>15811705
>new content
No? Also, the guy posting them comes across as someone that doesn'r browse these threads often.

>> No.15811716

>>15811513
We can't do that anymore, we're adults. That'd be incredibly embarrassing. I also have a beard now so it wouldn't be exactly comfy either.

>> No.15811719

>>15811709
>>15811714
Retranslations are new content

>> No.15811726

MGE Book Profiles often contain some extra lines of content that the original profiles did not. Just read the ones being posted right now, and you'll notice some differences.

>> No.15811727 [DELETED] 

>>15811719
No. No they really aren't.
No new art, no new content. Put it in an Imgur.

>> No.15811746 [DELETED] 

>>15811719
well ok yeah sure.
but, it is using up our images, which are limited maybey it would better to put them on imgur.

>> No.15811750

>>15811746
>but, it is using up our images, which are limited
No they aren't. If we run out we just make a new thread.

>> No.15811751 [DELETED] 

>>15811750
No you fuck, that's not how it works.

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>>15811470
>Alright, I've caught you.
>Now do that 'sex' thing to me, as you Humans say.

>> No.15811768 [DELETED] 

>>15811750
Not exactly how it works, but id rather have the thread filled with up to date profiles instead of hellwan or mininichuff spamshit. Id say no harm done

>> No.15811779 [DELETED] 

>>15811750
>If we run out we just make a new thread.
Fuck you dude.

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>>15811760
>That nose and mouth
I'd sooner bite my tongue and choke to death kthx.

Here, have some actually cute MGs to cleanse the palette.

>> No.15811786 [DELETED] 

>>15811750
Fuck off

>> No.15811787

>>15811760

>Finally get caught by a dragon
>She has no idea on what to do for sex

Well at least we would be on the same page.

>> No.15811789

I like the sphinx but charm magic scares me. How do I know if my feeling are ever genuine? Is it mindbreak? Do they feel real love?

>> No.15811804 [DELETED] 

>>15811750
>If we run out we just make a new thread.
Recommendation: Do not do this

>> No.15811806

>>15811789
Sphinx magic only activates if you get her riddle wrong and even then it only makes you super horny.
You don't have to worry about your feelings being real.

>> No.15811815

>>15811789
I like the monster boobs but chemical reaction scares me. How do I know if my feeling are ever genuine? Is it chemistry? Do they feel real love?

>> No.15811820

>>15811815
>Do monster boobs feel real love?

Wat

>> No.15811832

>>15811820
Sentient tits.
Sentits.

>> No.15811838

>>15811820
If you are love, and are only love, can they accurately describe what love is, without saying exactly that? "Love simply IS"

>> No.15811842

>>15811815
>but chemical reaction scares me.
"Why do you insist that the human genetic code is "sacred" or "taboo"? It is a chemical process and nothing more. For that matter -we- are chemical processes and nothing more. If you deny yourself a useful tool simply because it reminds you uncomfortably of your mortality, you have uselessly and pointlessly crippled yourself."-Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Looking God in the Eye"

>> No.15811850

>>15811274
>Salamander shopping around, looking for a Husbando.
>She's met a lot of cute guys, but no one for her.
(And they all have Waifus now, so she doesn't feel bad.)
>Finally meets a /fit/ guy into Magitek.
>"So what are you looking for in a wife?"
>"I don't want to say. It's Chunni."
>"Say it!"
>"...I need a wife who can act out every fight scene from Metal Gear Solid with me! Including Revengeance!"

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>>15811789
Your love for Egyptian treasure must be stronger!

>> No.15811860

>>15811842
Spoken like a true sociopath

>> No.15811877
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Just what I always wanted, my own little bunny rabbit, I will hug her, and pet her, and squeeze her, and pat her, and rub her, and give her vegetables

>> No.15811882

>>15811877
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ZpT_v42KQ

Poor thing, she's not used to being in such lewd clothing.

>> No.15811894

>>15811806
In that case I might snuggle the sphinx.

>> No.15811910

>>15811820
There are several ways to tell if a monster's tits love you.

When talking to the girl, do her nipples engorge and her areolas darken, straining to be seen through her thin top despite their owners' indifferent attitude?
Do they bounce far more than their owner's movements would seem responsible for, trying to manufacture their own 'wardrobe malfunction'?
When it's hot out, or she engages in any physical activity at all, do her breasts make an effort to get as sweaty and slippery as possible, trying to treat you to a wet T-shirt competition of their own making?
Do they get really sensitive in your presence, bombarding the girl with sensations through her nipples, making her itch and squirm to get out of her constricting bra, trying to condition her to associate being around you with feeling good and wanting to go topless?

Lovestruck boobs are like The One Ring. Always trying to find their way into the hands of a corruptible man, they make not quite impossible, but highly improbable, moves that land them in dubious locations, where they glisten in the light to make themselves noticable and tempt a man into taking hold of them.

They can also make your dick go invisible through the magic of perpendicular paizuri. Use it to hide from wights and goblins, disguising the scent of your member by burying it deep in those mounds!
Don't overdo it, though. Use the breasts too much and vast quantities of your spirit will start to leak out into them, leaving you drained and exhausted

>> No.15811920

What's a good name for an amnesiac zombie dragon's daughteru?

>> No.15811925

>>15811920
Catherine
Or Katherine

>> No.15811931

>>15811920
An amnesiac zombie dragon's daughteru? or a zombie dragon's amnesiac dughteru?

Because in the first case a good name for her daughteru would be Who're you?

>> No.15811933

>>15811920
Is the ZD amnesic or is the daughter amnesic?
Is the daughter a ZD too? (I know that logically she sorta has to be given that zombie dragons only occur if regular dragons died a virgin, and so therefore she can't have a regular dragon or human daughteru, but since when was this thread logical)

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>>15811910
It's beautiful!
>>15811920
Georgiana/Georgia like Saint George.

>> No.15811949

>>15811933
>>15811931
The zombie dragon is the one wth amnesia. She found herself a husband after so long and now she's pregnant, but can't think of a name for her child. The name of the father also doesn't help.

>> No.15811953

>>15811949
Are you referring to your Dracolich story if you are who I think you are?

>> No.15811956

>>15811925
Those names better fit Succubi and Weresheep.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15811961

>>15811953
If you're talking about the story Dracolich, that one doesn't have amnesia

>> No.15811965

>>15811953
No, not really. I just want a name to fill some blanks.

>> No.15811966

>>15811961
>>15811965
Ahhh, my bad.

>> No.15811970

>>15811956
But would it be Kat the Succubi and Cat the Weresheep
Or Cat the Succubi or Kat the weresheep
This sounds like a sitcom. A slutty Succubi and a shy pure Weresheep end up being roommates after a mishap due to their similar sounding names

>> No.15811983

>>15811920
I like to think that dragon naming conventions are always like 'Zaggoroth the Obliterator' or 'Voxahrad of the Burning Plain' or something, and dragon moms try to keep up the dignity of the line by constantly using the long form and then get pouty when dad calls his little girl Zaggy and she giggles and hugs him.

Of course, Zombie Dragons are gigalewd rutting lizards who've cast aside all pretense of dignity, so I'd kinda like them to go for a lewd / grandiloquent hybrid, like 'Dagorath, the Semen Devourer' or 'Juxazhi, Annihilator of Virgins'.

>> No.15812001

>>15811983
>Juxazhi, Annihilator of Virgins
How can one be the annihilator of virgins if they themselves are still virgin?

>> No.15812007

>>15812001
Chuuniness.

>> No.15812012

>>15812007
This is why I feel zombie dragons would attempt to be super lewd, but also really awkward since they're all basically died a NEET virgin.

>> No.15812015

I just want to live a simple life with a Wurm.

>> No.15812017

>>15811983
I like to go with names that have a deeper meaning, along with the dragon's middle and last name. Maybe even add in a title taking in mind her element and color of scales.
However, this poor zombie dragon lost her memories and the last thing she remembers from her previous life is dying a cold and lonely death.

>> No.15812055

>>15811970
Cat the Succubi, and Kat the Weresheep.

Catherine being the standard Succubus, sensual, slutty, and so forth.
Katherine meanwhile being more straight-laced, collected, and a bit bossy. And also a wee bit baby-crazy.

Are you even aware what I'm referencing?

>> No.15812070

>>15810120
I hate you.

>> No.15812083
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Pan, nice and hot!

>> No.15812093

I want to hug a chocolate elf.

>> No.15812096

>>15812055
>Are you even aware what I'm referencing?
I've been aware since I suggested the names, anon
Son, I hope you didn't let your D take over and went with Cat

>> No.15812099

>>15812096
>Implying the neutral ending isn't the good ending.

>> No.15812106

>>15812083

Why is the knife in her right hand clear?

>> No.15812107

>>15812099
This Anon understands
It's also the cheap way out because god damn Cat is tempting. Damn cheating Succubi and their Succumagic

>> No.15812109

>>15812096
I might have.

>> No.15812111

>>15812106
It's so sharp it's 2-D.

>> No.15812114

>>15812109
>He let the D take over
You must learn to control the D, Anon. Or it will control you

>> No.15812117

>>15812001
Furthermore, since she is so lonely and desperate, there isn't a force that could let the man she catches escape. So her name would be
>Juxazhi, Annihilator of a Single Virgin

>> No.15812123

>>15812114
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

>> No.15812138

>tfw no cuhrayzee demon sisters.

>> No.15812142

>>15812001
> How can one be the annihilator of virgins if they themselves are still virgin?
Same way you can name a baby dragon "Zaggoroth the Obliterator" even when the only thing she's obliterated so far is her mother's tightness. It's aspirational, not specifically descriptive.

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>You were expecting me to go "umi da", weren't you?

>> No.15812145

>>15812143
I can see your panties, slurms.

>> No.15812159

Do dragons lay eggs?
Do lizardgirls and salamanders lay eggs?
'Cos, I mean, I think they probably SHOULD in-setting, but in my head I only really thought it was a thing for harpies until literally this second.

>> No.15812161

>>15812159
They do.

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>>15812159
The official stance in the MGE settings material is that if the creature they are similar to lays eggs then so does the monster girl. Course that runs into some ambiguity as (for instance) while most snakes lay eggs a good number give birth to live young.

>> No.15812178

>>15812143
Your eyes scream "The fuck do you want, candyass?" But your posture screams "Bend me over this railing, pull my hair and fuck me senseless." Which is it, slut?

>> No.15812185

>>15812178
What went through your mind when you thought posting this would be a good idea?

>> No.15812188

>>15812173
What a cute bird.

>> No.15812193

>>15812185
I didn't like the challenge in her eyes.

>> No.15812197
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look at this fox

>> No.15812201

>>15812159
If we go off that one doujin, sandworms lay eggs, so it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that lizards would do the same.

>> No.15812207

>>15812197
She's pretty cute.

>> No.15812222

>>15812197
She looks like some fuckin max leveled RPG character, I wonder if she'd join my party.

>> No.15812227

>>15812201
> If we go off that one doujin, sandworms lay eggs, so it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that lizards would do the same
I don't understand your inference. I wouldn't characterise MGE sandworms as being cladisticly similar to MGE lizards.
Are you saying sandworms are reptiles?

>> No.15812233

>>15812222
> She looks like some fuckin max leveled RPG character
You don't get to max level in an RPG and still have the chest of 12-year-old boy unless you are, in fact, a 12-year-old boy.

Err... that's me implying that fox is a scrub, not a transvestite.

>> No.15812245

>>15812222
She can run you through all the low level dungeons, like the Cheese Bandit's hideout.

Just sitting at the back and jumping in when you need help.

>> No.15812250

>>15812222
>Max lvled RPG characters
>Helping some low lvl scrub like yourself

>> No.15812255

>>15812250
You'd be surprised.

Sometimes it's a nice change of pace. Others, they really are just that charitable. Perhaps the Guild has a nice bonus lined up for those who help enough scrubs. There are even those who just have a fetish for being treated like low-level trash.

>> No.15812261

>>15812255
>There are even those who just have a fetish for being treated like low-level trash.
This reminds me of a story with some Healer who had a fetish for seeing people with low HP and watching them beg for heals

>> No.15812266

>>15812261
Was thinking more Asanagi's TERA doujin personally.

>> No.15812275

>>15812266
It's a common occurrence, really.
Healers are well respected people that are sluts
Tanks like to take charge and are masochists
DPS' are assholes and are assholes
And Mages are THE BEST GOIL ALL THE TIME UNDISPUTED SHUT UP

>> No.15812278

>>15812275
>DPS
As someone who played DPS in WoW, yes. Very much.
And you've gotta deal with it.

>> No.15812281

>>15812261
>No sweet as sugar elf healer who starts drooling and giggling to herself when she sees you all beaten up.

>> No.15812293

You know all these ridiculous porn scenarios such as a student fucking their teacher for a better grade?
In a world with monster girls these would actually happen on a daily basis.

>You will never have slow and gentle sex after an Unagi-Joro store clerk catches you shoplifting

>> No.15812298

>>15812278
>Heal a DPS
>They complain
>Don't heal a DPS out of spite
>They complain
At least Tanks are nice
>You will never group up with an [Insert MG Her] tank
>She will never thank you for heals and pat you on the back for being a good sport
>You will never have to use healing magic on yourself to heal your back
>You will never get distracted by those toned abs, causing her to tease you about it/spoiler]

>> No.15812316

I want to fuck my waifu for hours while listening to music as loud as we can stand!

>> No.15812318

>>15812316
So you want to play real life Fap Hero with your waifu?

>> No.15812319

>>15812293
Nigga these are the fapfics the thread needs more of. Just simple stuff like getting blackmailed by an old ogre college bud after four years of seperation, simple shit like that

>> No.15812322

>>15812318
Despite how fun that would be, I would rather fill her full of cum multiple times as opposed to once.

>> No.15812326

>>15812319
How would she blackmail you?

>> No.15812330

>>15812326
She knows what you did in the spring break of '09. She has video.

>> No.15812331

>>15812330
Greentext inbound

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>>15812331
You better hurry up with that.

>> No.15812337

>>15812275
>DPS' are assholes
Hey, I'm only an asshole about it when the Healers slack off during a raid or boss. Can't get through that shit with Tank Endurance alone. Need to pass the DPS checks.

And yes, mages are always best girls.

>>15812293
I started writing a story focusing on an MG and her Teacher, alone after school, isolated by heavy rain...didn't really get too far. Was going to get pretty rough, if I could manage to get into it.

>> No.15812338

>>15811760
Dick is diamonds

>> No.15812340

>>15812322
>Anon becomes a master of Fap Hero vids
>Finally lands his monster waifu
>One night she's particularly horny
>Tells Anon she wants to go all night
>ThisIsWhatYouTrainedFor
>Carnal sex for hours on end
>Waifu gets frustrated
>No matter how hard she tries, no matter how much she cums, Anon won't pop
>Demands to know why Anon won't cum
>'Oh, was I able to cum now?'
>Starts pounding her, immediately begins cumming
>Doesn't stop, it just keeps flowing out
>By the time Anon finishes, her stomach is swollen and she looks like she has just been in a bukkake film

>> No.15812357

>>15812293
Yeah, sex is the answer to literally everything in monstergirl land.
It'd be really fucking hard to go through the day WITHOUT fucking some girl you just met for some bullshit non-reason she just made up.

> sleep disturbed by nightmare dream-molestation for the xth night in a row
> wake up in your apartment, and a beelzebub that's gotten in somehow pins you down and breakfasts on your morning wood
> take the subway to work; once the seats are full and a cute fox schoolgirl in a skirt gets on she just sits in your lap and whispers that you can take off her panties any time
> sit down at your desk; earlybird ghoul coworker has, inevitably, hidden underneath it to blow you
> meeting over lunchtime: catering's put on a nyotaimori buffet served on a busty otohime
> go to the bar after work: barfly satyros keeps sending you wine cocktails before ambushing you on your way back from the bathroom, pinning you to the wall with her pert rear and drunk-raping you

Such is life in MGC

>> No.15812362

>>15812319
>>15812330
>>15812331

>Walking down the street
>Heading to a bar downtown
>Got a call from an old college friend
>Said she was in the area and wanted to catch up
>Also said she had something really important
>Kept saying something about bringing your A game, whatever that means
>Walk into the bar
>The low buzz of TV, conversations and drinks hitting the table greet you
>Along with a yell coming from the back
>It's your friend
>She's in a booth alone
>Wearing her usual white button up and skirt
>A tie loose around her collar
>She greets you with a slap on the back and a drink pushed in front of you
>She's just like you remember her
>The night is filled with conversation and laughs, the empty glasses slowly covering the table up
>She begins to look at you with an almost predatory smile
>You knew Ogres were a little on the crazy side, but she never really acted like this around you

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>>15812362
We need more drinking stories with boisterous Onis.

>> No.15812372

>>15812275
Healslut confirmed. Gotta argue against the Tank comment, though. They make the best party leaders, too. Also ladyknights. And yeah, m-maybe masochists. Does a tank getting off to taking a boss's massive damage somehow count as cheating on her healer..?

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>>15812362
>>15812371
I don't drink, I feel no connection to this nonsense. Can I go lifting instead?

>> No.15812377

>>15812372
No, because if the tank takes no damage, what good is the healer?

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>>15812373
If you can spot her for a boulder, sure.

>> No.15812386

>>15812362

>She moves closer to you
>She's right next to you now as opposed to opposite you
>She pulls out her phone while you sip another drink
>On it she scrolls through her gallery of photos and videos
>And settles on one from a few years back
>She sets it on the table in front of you, muting the audio
>The video begins, it's rather hard to make out what's happening
>Slowly you begin to recognize the scene
>She's filming you through the crack of a just barely open door
>You're laying on her bed in her college dorm
>Your heart sinks and you begin to blush as the video continues
>You're jerking off with a pair of her panties
>You look at her in horror, she looks at you with glee
>"Thought I never knew how much of a perv you are?"
>She grins at you
>"You know those were my favorite pair too. All these years and you never made amends for it"
>She pushes you into the corner of the booth
>"I think now is the time"

>> No.15812390

>>15812373
You got any clue how suspicious not drinking sounds in most asian culture? I mean they'll probably brush it off as you being a weird asocial westerner, but why go to the gym instead? That's not relaxing at all. I'm genuinely curious about your idea of unwinding, anon.

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15812391

>>15812380
If reading Miracleman taught me anything, it's that lifting something this big would cause her to sink into the earth if it was being done with pure muscle. Ergo Ogres have kinetic force fields a la Superman.

>> No.15812393

>>15812386
Oh boy

>> No.15812396

>>15812390
Lifting feels great though, all the stress and worries melt away when you're pumping, and when you're pumped you're cumming everywhere, like Arnold said.

>> No.15812401

>>15812391
Yeah, Square-Cube Law can be a bitch sometimes. Thank god for cum-fueled fantasy magic.

>> No.15812404

>>15812386
She can't prove those were hers.

>> No.15812407

>>15812391
I think it might be possible that superman's powercreep kind of ruined the character. Strong as a train and speedy as a gunshot is cool enough, why ruin it into turning him into fightjesus? Monstergirls got anime physics though, they ain't gotta explain shit.

>> No.15812412

>>15812377
I guess so. Its weird trying to consider what sort of relationship implications the third wheel might make. As long as she's praising or chastising me at the end of the run, I guess it's nothing to worry about.

>> No.15812414

>>15812407
But all of the actually good stories were written decades after the power creep happened, anon.

>> No.15812417

>>15812386

>She's staring right at you
>Her hands move and she opens up one of the buttons on her shirt
>It's easy to see now that her wardrobe is lacking a bra
>Her chest moves up and down rhythmically, her nipples straining at the fabric
>She puts a hand under your chin, moving your gaze back to her face
>"Unzip. Now"
>You hesitate, swallowing as you look at the other patrons in the bar
>She grabs your collar, pushing the phone into your face, her finger hovering over the volume
>"Now, before we make this a more public affair."
>Your heart sinks lower
>Your hands move at a glacial pace and she scowls at you, pushing you against the back of the booth
>"Guess I'll do it myself"
>Her hands move roughly, undoing your fly and yanking down your pants, underwear and all
>Showing care you didn't expect, she takes your length into her hand, and lovingly begins to move her hand up and down, painfully slow
>You glance around the bar in a panic, looking at the other patrons, praying no one looks at the corner you two occupy
>Her hand once more caresses your face as she pulls your gaze back to her
>"Eyes on me now perv"
>She licks her lips as she pumps your member with one hand, undoing more of her shirt with the other

>> No.15812418

>>15812414
That's because a good Superman story can ignore the power creep. No fight with Superman is interesting because there's no good reason he can't just reduce the person to atoms with one punch. A good Superman story is one that can challenge his morals, then tacks on the pummeling for catharsis.

>> No.15812421
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>>15812418
>No fight with Superman is interesting because there's no good reason he can't just reduce the person to atoms with one punch
World of Cardboard etc.

>> No.15812428

>>15812418
I think we can all agree that Lex was objectively right in that vs batman flick though, yes? Superman is the largest threat to humanity's continued existence in that cannon. Killing thousands in collateral, horrible parental examples, and a psychopathic messiah complex will have him starting a cult in a few years. It's called the Justice League.

>>15812421
Exactly, boring.


... wonder if MGC has superheroes. Which is to say, weirdos with their underwear on the outside bashing up criminals, saving kidnapped boys, and vexing the cops. A Wurm would do it.

>> No.15812430

>>15812417
This already reads better then all four of the stories ive posted fml

>> No.15812431

>>15812421
Exactly. Superman constantly restrains himself on moral/ethical grounds. The minute he realizes he doesn't have to restrain himself the fight becomes a stomp. Even Darkseid in that very episode had to pull out ANOTHER anti-Superman deus ex machina.

>> No.15812433
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>>15812428
>vs batman flick
Please don't talk about that thing here, I get enough of it on /co/ and /tv/

>> No.15812435

>>15812428
>Mentioning that movie
>Mentioning that franchise at all
The only halfway decent movie has been Suicide Squad, and not even Will Smith could carry that hot mess.

>> No.15812438

>>15812428
>I think we can all agree that Lex was objectively right in that vs batman flick though, yes?
I watched it for the first time last week; Lex didn't even HAVE a motive, the "He has a 1% chance of wanting to kill us therefore we must kill him" was Batman's shtick.
But yes, Batman was right. Existential risk make yo' do cray thangs, sheet

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>>15812418
>Fights where one competitor can win in a single punch are boring.

They make great comedy though.

>> No.15812441
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15812441

I had sex with a dog and now I am in BIG trouble.

>> No.15812443

>>15812435
AYO HOLE UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
WE SOME FINNA
MASSIF FLOP?

>> No.15812447

>>15812441
She wants more, pants off.

>> No.15812448

>>15812433
What is her catchphrase? Her power? Does she fight for truth? Justice? The Mamono way?

>> No.15812449

>>15812371
I'd like to be raped and abused by a cute Oni, even though I'm enjoying it too much for it to be actual assault.

>> No.15812450

>>15812439
OPM is awesome. silver bat is best

>> No.15812452

>>15812439
That's because OPM is completely self-aware and and explicitly takes Saitama over the top. Superman plays it completely seriously and expects any viewer to become invested in contrived drama that exists solely to (poorly) gimp him.

>> No.15812453

>>15812418
Y'know, I feel like that Death Battle, Goku vs Superman was poorly timed.

Given that immediately after it came out, Battle of Gods came out.
Then Super was announced.
And Goku has since gone on to become literally God-tier. And is still going. I bet those guys still get endless demands for a rematch, even after they tried to declare "Superman is just the bestest 4evar, now leave us alone."

>> No.15812454

>>15812448
Anon, we live in an era where there's something funny about truth, justice and the mamono way.
Super Wurm has the power of snapping necks and causing collateral damage.

>> No.15812455

>>15812453
They did a rematch, and it was a complete stomp. The entire problem is that Superman is explicitly stated over and over to have no physical limits to his power. That's why Superman One Million is a thing.

>> No.15812456

>>15812454
O-oh.
Well...
Does she do interviews?
Maybe important city events, like community centers and hospitals?
You really kind of took the wind out of my sails with that one.
Just straight up murder, huh..?

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>>15812435
Are you implying the movie was damaged by everyone else?

>> No.15812458

>>15812455
That's what I was referring to with "they tried to declare "Superman is just the bestest 4evar, now leave us alone.""

>> No.15812459

>>15812456
She also destroys trucks if someone talks shit to her.
Super Wurm's father taught her well.

>> No.15812465

>>15812412
Anyone who says that DPS can't be lewd, I'm going to kite that Lava Golem and walk in the fire on purpose.

Is this a good time to bring back up Onyxia as an Ara Ara Monstergirl?

>> No.15812469

>>15812443
>FINNA
Teach me your language, wise magical negro. What do you mean by this?

>> No.15812470

>>15812465
MILF Black Dragon you say?

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>>15812441
Better be ready to take care of those puppies, anon.

>> No.15812480

>>15812465
>DPS

oh you mean the options floating around the area that me and my tankfu are? Yeah, I don't really bother to pay attention to those. The raid might take a bit longer, but none of them are actually ever necessary, and that just means more time getting to do what I do.

Seriously though, who actually thinks damage classes are relevant?

>> No.15812482
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>>15812469
It means "kind of".

>> No.15812485

>>15812482
Interesting. What do you call that language?

>> No.15812486

>>15812472
A dozen Wolf Pups!

That's a lot of hungry mouths to feed!

>> No.15812487

>>15812472
... that's one centaur with a humiliation / exhibitionist streak even I can't handle.

>> No.15812488

>>15812417

>Her breasts are in plain view for you to see
>Easily D's her nipples perk up in the air
>She grins at your expression, taking one of your hands and lifting it to her left breast
>Her skin is soft and smooth, her nipple pushing against your palm
>"You're supposed to squeeze moron"
>You look at her incredulously, the feeling of her hand on your length clouding your thoughts
>"I said squeeze dumbass"
>She moves another hand to your groin, gently running her palm over the top of your tip
>The feeling is almost too good
>You squeeze more out of reflex than her suggestion
>Her breath hitches in her throat before she laughs heartily
>"Finally! I've been waiting years for that."
>Her hands leave your length, leaving you throbbing painfully, release so close
>She grins at you, her hands moving under her skirt and then down to her ankles
>The panties she was wearing are now in her hands, a dark spot over the crotch
>The predatory grin returns to her face
>"Time for the first finale"
>She moves the fabric over your length, the heat from her body still noticeable
>Her hands moves more aggressive than before
>Each pump bringing you closer to finishing
>She grabs one of your hands, pushing it onto her groin
>You slip two fingers insider her, her walls immediately tightening around them
>"Nnf, I've been waiting years for that too."
>She pushes a hand over your mouth, pumping her other faster
>You move your fingers in response, her hand muffling your moan as you finish into her panties

Should I continue? Have some more in mind but not sure if I should take up more threadspace

>> No.15812490

>>15812485
Ebonics.

>> No.15812493 [SPOILER] 
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>>15812455
>Superman has no physical power limits.

Then this is the movie we need. But not the one we deserve.

>>15812470
It takes 25 people to "defeat" her. What happens when it's one Anon?

>>15812480
The people who made ingame Peggle. What else was there to do after you had a shot rotation going?

>> No.15812495

>>15812488
I wanna see her take 'em home and turn the relationship into something that requires the cops to stop by on occasion, personally. But that's just me and my mind.

>> No.15812497

>>15812488
Id like to see more, but you might be better off putting it in a pastebin

>> No.15812498

>>15812490
Ebonics is a primitive derivative of English though, right? How did "kind of" turn into "FINNA"?

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>>15812488
Ain't nobody objecting yet. By all means continue. Been a long time since I've seen an old-fashioned greentext story here.

>> No.15812503

>>15812497
Its fine since he's writing it in the thread. If it were written before hand in a word program, then yeah.

>> No.15812507

>>15812498
pronunciation slurring, mostly.
kind of
kinda
finna

>> No.15812508

>>15812495
>>15812497
>>15812500
>>15812503
I'll continue here, got three more scenes in mind to finish it out. Glad people are enjoying it.

>> No.15812509

>>15812498
It goes
>kind of
>kinda
This is done by whites as well. Next hang your lower lip as far away from your teeth as possible and try to pronounce "kinda" without letting your saliva leave the cup your lower lip forms.
Voila.

>> No.15812517

>>15812508
Nigga I'm looking forward too it. Doin gods work.
Also it'd be nice if it was bin'd when you were done though so i could find it again.

>> No.15812526

>>15812500
What drinks are popular in MGC?
Oni know sake, so that's an easy one.
Intoxication fruit is also literally corruption wine growing on vines, so that's a thing.
I'd imagine prisoner fruit martinis would be a quick adaptation...

>> No.15812533

>>15812509
>without letting your saliva leave the cup your lower lip forms.
Oh! Is that where the *smacks lips* comes from?

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15812536

No further! Here stand The Twin Gate Keepers!

>> No.15812540

>>15812533
Now you're getting it! Use what you've learned wisely, my son.

>> No.15812542

>>15812540
thank you wise magical negro

>> No.15812543

>>15812536
Guess I'll go home, then.

>> No.15812544

>>15812536
What if I say please?

>> No.15812546

>>15812536
Agni-chan and Rudra-chan gonna go in my inventory. Sassy swords obtained.
Hellhound triplets are next on my list.

>> No.15812547

>>15812543
Quitter.

>> No.15812551

>>15812546
This is the strangest scavenger hunt.

>> No.15812553

>>15812536
The Twin Gate Keepers must be quite poor. I mean, look at how short those skirts are!

>> No.15812554

>>15812536
Cuties gonna get headpats and fried tofu.

>> No.15812556

>>15812488
>Your mind is pure bliss
>The only thing that pulls you from it, is her moving away from you, your fingers slipping out
>She's grinning even harder, as she moves her hands to her feet and back to her waist, slipping her panties back on
>"Can't leave them in the booth, and letting all that drip off would be a waste."
>She grins, and pushes you back against the wall as you try to pull your pants up
>"I didn't say we were going yet did I? You still haven't made up for all this lust I've been keeping pent up for years."
>She keeps a strong hand on your chest, moving her face next to yours, whispering in your ear
>"I can't wait to see how you taste"
>She slowly moves under the table, pushing your member down into her throat
>She moans around you, her deep voice vibrating your length
>With one hand on your chest, her other moves to your balls, rolling them between her fingers
>She begins to move her head, going from tip to base as slowly as she can manage, her tongue greedily licking up any pre-cum
>She gradually picks up speed, moaning all the while
>As you near finishing she stops her movements, leaving only the tip in her mouth
>She begins to move her tongue from around, circling the tip over and over as she uses the hand not on your chest to jerk you off
>The her fingers tighten and loosen with each pump, your length slick with her saliva
>Your hands instinctively grab her hair as you finish into her throat, greedy slurping sounds emanating from below the table
>She gulps down every drop before sultrily moving up to face you, grinning even wider than before
>"Take me home playboy."

>> No.15812566

>second commission is paid for and the artist is gonna start sketching soon
neat.

>> No.15812577

>>15812488
There's nothing wrong with greentext stories. I'd even say that we lack them these days. They do add some substance and variety to the thread and can spark discussion. Not to mention that 10 posts of story really doesnt harm anything, seeing how we go through over 1000 posts each day.

>> No.15812583
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OSU!

>> No.15812586

>>15812583
not comfy.

>> No.15812605

>>15812583
>BAH GAWD, SHE'S GONNA BREAK HIM IN HALF! SOMEONE RING THE DAMN BELL!

>> No.15812610

>>15812583
Fun fact- leg locks end the careers of more wrestlers than any other technique. It's extremely easy to pop a knee like that.

I feel his pain.

>> No.15812611

>>15812583
You know what would be fucking rad? A blue oni chiropractor and masseuse.

>> No.15812618

>>15812610
Anon should have thought of that before joining the wrestling club at MGC High.

>> No.15812628

>>15812611
So you want a tall blue lady to handle you with oil as you wear nothing but a towel, grinning and breathing heavily as she gets an intimate understanding of every inch of your body? An hour later, after she's worked out every bit of soreness in your figure (and after sneaking three or four drinks in when she had you change positions, her previously professional demeanor now messy and sensual) you don't mind the fact that she'll probably be getting a happy ending for this weather you want to or not?

Yeah, that's not bad. I prefer drunk kitsune ASMR myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA&index=1

>> No.15812631

>>15812583
I don't want to be brutally wrestled by an Oni! I want to be brutally fucked by a wrestler!

You mixed up the words!

>> No.15812636

I'm going to masturbate all day so the smell of my cock stink sends my Waifu into a frenzy.

>> No.15812638

>>15812628
Just think about it. The supernatural strength to massage deeper into your muscles than anything else can. Effortlessly arranging your spine and popping disks and shit back into place.

Followed by some kind of healing sake she rubs into your skin with her own tight, muscled body, your cock slipping inside thanks to the movements of her hips. An hour of slow, tantric sex as she feeds you sake in kisses

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>>15812636
>Slathering yourself in cock stink
Anon, that's a very good way to never be heard from again.

>> No.15812651

>>15812638
Eh, the link posted just hits on some good points too. I like the idea of a waifu putting on a good face in front of her coworkers but complaining in your arms gently in private between giddy alcohol-fueled giggles on small pleasures and mewling for sexual attention. I could be satisfied with my purpose in life being to make an adoring waifu's life happier, letting her spill out her troubles and inelegant moments around me. It'd be blissful.

>> No.15812653

>>15812628
Not him, but that sounds stellar. Heavenly even.

>> No.15812668

>>15812642
That's like pranking a freshman at MGU by throwing him from sleeping in his dorm right into the girl's locker room.

>> No.15812676

>>15812642
I don't mind. I like pretty much all the Monstergirls who would be able to smell me and start running. Even Succubi are cute. QT Lilims who act like dorks are my favorite.

>> No.15812695

>>15812517
I'll bin it don't worry anon. Thank you.

>The two of you walk out of the bar
>Your entire body feels hot, the wind itself is caressing your skin
>All you can think about is how she smells
>So enticing, the mixture of sweat, light perfume and her feminine scent
>Each inhalation makes your head spin
>"You're breathing so loudly. Do you want me you perv?"
>She grabs your hand, pulling you off the street and into a park on the other side of the road
>You're pushed down onto the bench, your member still hard
>She grins as she pulls down her panties and skirt while standing in front of you
>"I used to masturbate myself ragged every night thinking of you"
>She move up to you, undoing her shirt and shedding it, her naked form silhouetted by the streetlamp as you look up at her
>"And now"
>She pulls down your pants, allowing your length to free itself
>"I get to fuck you ragged"
>She straddles you, grinning down at you before impaling herself on your cock
>Her insides are slick, tight, and impossibly hot
>Her moan is taken by the wind, the beautiful noise filling your head
>You need to hear more of it
>You grab onto her hips, and roughly begin to bounce her up and down along your length
>Each thrust in sets her moaning again, louder and more frequently
>Her walls tighten against you, gripping your cock as if her life depends on it
>Her hands move to your shoulders, her nails digging in as she bounces in rhythm with you
>"Finish inside me, fuck me ragged and finish inside."
>She moans as if to punctuate her sentence, both your movements becoming faster and more frantic
>You dig your hands into her supple hips and slam her down onto you, pushing as far into her as you can
>You coat her insides white with your seed, her head thrown back into a long drawn out moan as she pants and shudders

>> No.15812717

>>15812668
MGU students don't have time for that! I'm too busy studying for my Human Sexuality class with a bunch of Crow Tengu!

>> No.15812727

>>15812605
>ARE YOU SEEING THIS COLE?

>> No.15812737
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>>15812727
>Putting Cole at the same desk as JR
You best be baiting me

>> No.15812742

>>15812737
B-but that's how it was when I watched it as a kid, no bully pls.

>> No.15812749
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This is a Japanese Mesoamerican suicide goddess.

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>>15812749
D-Do I have to kill myself to stick it in her?

>> No.15812753

>>15812749
Is she aware she's wearing mismatched socks and that her feet are on the wrong way around?

>> No.15812758

>>15812749
>suicide goddess
disgusting

>> No.15812762

Think of cuddly Yetis as you sleep tonight.

Or your waifus. That's fine too.

>> No.15812764

>>15812762
Holy shit. Cannot unsee.

>> No.15812767
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>>15812753
>implying odd socks aren't moe as fuck

>> No.15812769

>>15812753
>her feet are on the wrong way around?
Hah! The artist got confused and then it was too late to turn back by the time they noticed!

>> No.15812778

>>15812764
Gah. Meant to reply to >>15812753

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>>15812762
Not into yeti, but I could go for some fluffy cuddles while falling asleep.

>> No.15812789

>>15812786
I love that outfit.

>> No.15812803

>>15812762
But I just woke up and feel like I had a terrible night's sleep.

Maybe I do need a Yeti.

>> No.15812804

>>15812695

>The two of you bask in the afterglow for what seems like forever
>Her insides repeatedly tighten and loosen, as if trying to milk every drop from you
>She lays her head into the crook of your neck, her breathe tickling your skin as she pants
>You move one of your hands to her hair, gently scratching her head as you use your other to squeeze her supple ass
>You manage to elicit another moan from her with this, followed by a heavy laugh
>"Still ready for more darling?"
>The word she uses to refer to you is followed by a kiss on the lips
>She conveys her passion through her tongue in your mouth, her hips grinding in slow circles
>Her face pulls from yours, her mouth forming a surprised O as your length hardens inside her
>This expression is quickly followed by a grin, her eyes lighting up
> She lifts herself off from you, the comfort of her body leaving you craving more
>She stands in front of you, running her hands over her breasts and hips
>She grins more as you move to grab her, pushing you back onto the bench
>"Hands off perv, I'll do the work on this one."
>She turns around, wagging her finger at you as you once more try to pull her close
>Her grin turns into a lustful gaze as she looks over her shoulder back at you, using one hand to spread the lips between her legs and the other to guide your cock in
>She sits down on you, her back arching as you plunge all the way into her, her head thrown back in a moan
>Your hand moves to her side, and she smacks it away
>"I said hands off"
>You do as you're told, watching as she places her hands on either of your legs for support, bouncing her rear up and down
>She looks at you from over her shoulder, her face twisting in pleasure
>Each movement of her body makes her flesh jiggle
>Her supple rear makes a soft smacking noise as she continues moving, the lewd noises from lower down growing louder as she grows wetter and wetter
>You can no longer restrain yourself, and slap her rear end roughly, a high pitched cry of pleasure filling the air
>Each smack of your hand sends her into another moan, each moan making her move faster
>Her back arches as you finish together, and you pull her back into you by her breasts squeezing them together
>She looks at you lazily, her eyes barely open and a thin trickle of drool coming from her mouth
>"This better get me pregnant...perv."
>Her smile is so heartfelt you nearly tear up
>Years later
>At a park downtown sitting on a bench
>Your daughter is out on the playground, your wife next to you, a sizeable roundness to her stomach
>Your daughter runs up to you two, looking up wide eyed
>"So this is where you guys decided to get married? Why did that happen?"
>Your wife grins as she fishes for her phone and begins to tell the story

Thanks for reading anons, felt good to write again

Pastebinned as well: http://pastebin.com/jWQ2LKr7

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>>15812803
What you need is a little pick-me-up.

>> No.15812813

>>15812542
>>15812540
>>15812533
>>15812509
"Finna" means "going to," you pasty-ass whiskey tango saltine bitches.

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>>15812813
Kreegah, tarzan bundolo!

>> No.15812817

>>15812804
Good shit, anon. Gonna have to finish this in the morning.

>> No.15812822

>>15812817
Finish it?

>> No.15812824

>>15812813
>"we some going to" vs "we some kinda"
Are you sure you're as versed in savage-speak as you think you are, anonymous?

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>>15812824
>basing your knowledge of slang on a completely fabricated quote
Going to -> Fixin' to -> Finna

>> No.15812851

>>15812806
I want to taste that metz

>> No.15812855

>>15812846
>bitching about this type of thing hours after the fact
>posting a reaction image
STOP

>> No.15812869
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15812869

Anon! That cute monster girl you have the hots for is sitting alone at the end of the bar table! Quickly, use your best pickup line on her!

>> No.15812875

>>15812869
POCKET SPAGHETTI!

>> No.15812881

>>15812869
>Hoots mon! There's a moose loose aboot this hoose!

>> No.15812885

>>15812869
>"Want to get cozy at my house little mouse?"
I'll show myself out.

>> No.15812886

>>15812881
>mon, Jamaican
>aboot, Canadian
WHAT ARE YOU?

>> No.15812889

>>15812886
J-Jamaidian?

>> No.15812890

>>15812886
Scottish.

>> No.15812896

>>15812890
DAMN SCOTS! THEY ROOINED SCOTLAND!

>> No.15812902

>>15812896
You Scots sure are a contentious bunch.

>> No.15812903
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15812903

If monsters were real, would you go on a would tour to search for the one you wanted?

>> No.15812906

>>15812902
YUU JUST MADE AHN ENEHMY FOR LIFEH!

I wish I had a Scottish MG to post.
>>15812903
Nah, I'd just go inna woods, which is like a five minute walk from my house, and grab some Elves.

>> No.15813008

>>15812869
Mind if I sniff you for a bit?

>> No.15813011

>>15813008
Truly this is the work of a sick mind.

>> No.15813012
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>>15812869
What's new, pussycat?

>> No.15813024

>>15812903
I know I keep saying this every time this pic is posted buy it needs one hell of a redraw

>> No.15813029
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15813029

>>15813011
I am the Mouse Sniffer and I will be here forever.

>> No.15813035

>>15813029
I used to be Serial Sniffer, but then that meme got old.
I found another way to ruin Anubis-senpai though.

>> No.15813065
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15813065

Mice, do people that aren't perverts even like them?

>> No.15813068

>>15813065
Nah.

>> No.15813072

>>15813065
>not being a pervert
Where do you think you are?

>> No.15813078

>>15813065
outside of hinezumi, no

>> No.15813081

>>15813078
But Dormouse tho.

>> No.15813085

>>15813035
>I found another way to ruin Anubis-senpai though.
Dare I ask...?

>> No.15813088

>>15813085
We call her Jizzrag-senpai now.

>> No.15813095

>>15813088
Sloppy seconds-kun? You were mouse sniffer all along?

>> No.15813099

>>15813095
I'm neither of the people you mentioned.

>> No.15813101

>>15812903
I don't have the money to go to europe so no.

>> No.15813103

>>15813099
My apologies.

>> No.15813110

>>15813081
Dourmice are for giving midnight snacks

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>>15813103
You are forgiven.

>> No.15813120

>>15813110
If by that you mean her being my midnight snack, then yes.

>> No.15813130

>>15813088
You're awful.

>> No.15813131

>>15813130
I know anon. I know.

>> No.15813140

>>15813120
I don't know what that means but I want to give a bunch of sleepwalking dourmice dinner

>> No.15813186

>>15813140
>In the morning they all write in their dream journal that they met a dreamy man who served them dinner
>And hope they can marry someone like that
They will find you anon.

>> No.15813204

>>15813186
I'd be more than happy to do that, until then, I'll give them meals and cake

>> No.15813211

I wish my waifu was with me watching documentaries right now.

>> No.15813220

>>15813211
I wish my waifu was here in my bed, begging with sleepy eyes to stay.

>> No.15813225

>>15813220
I do too anon, want to list things you wish your waifu was with you for with me?

>> No.15813255

>>15813225
Life in general? There are a lot of things, Anon. Sleeping and waking up with her takes the number one spot. Coming home to see her big smile or even waiting at the door for her to come home, watching bad movies together and laughing at how bad it is, playing video games, discussing some psychological stuff such as the meaning of life, just to hear her answer "being with you.", trying to make some food totogeth or just cooking for her, spending weekend on the park watching her fly, camp on a forest and sit by her near a campfire like a movie, gaze into the stars and wonder how life would be if we weren't together, go on my usual jogs while also trying to race her, get scared and jump into her arms, and of course, love time.
There are more, but if I keep going on I'll be late for work.

>> No.15813266

>>15813255
You go to work and she'll be waiting for you to get back wherever she may be anon. She wants all those things with you and more anon so try your hardest to make her proud.

>> No.15813276

>>15813220
I too desire that.
A big, muscled weresheep pouting and groaning as she tries to keep me in bed would be nice

>> No.15813328

I feel like some MGK since I can't fucking sleep because how cold it is.

You're Jimmy, the fun loving shota milfs love to spoiler and CCs love to molest.
Do you play Metroid Prime 3 with Mantis and Ushi Oni at Lich's place since she has the only working Nintendo console in town after a Gremlin-related fiasco?
Do you go and enjoy a rollar coaster ride with Ophy, cardboard cutout Girty, and Anubis since she looks lonely now that Pharaoh was grounded again?
Do you sit around and stare at the clouds with Wurm, Sandworm, and cuddlebug Khepri?
Do you ask Tommy the 3rd grader why he loves pussy so much?
Do you sit on the 6th grade Hakutaku's lap and stare at her tits while she tels you stories you don't really care for?
The 2nd grade Salamander and Hellhound dare you to eat that one pepper that has reaper in its name, and if you do they will do one thing you tell them. Are you man enough to cry like a little bitch from how painful that will be?
Or do you get molested by that thong wearing Werecat in shortshorts who works at Dragon's Mum's bakery while playing hide and seek with Dragon?

>> No.15813348

>>15813328
I'm gonna go hang out with Tommy.

>> No.15813387

>>15813328
>Roadblocks on Dragon route

Dammit!

>> No.15813388

>>15813328
I want to sit beside Anubis on the coaster!

>> No.15813395

>>15813328
Teach me Hakutaku sensei!

>> No.15813408

>>15813328
Might as well sit around and stare at the clouds.
It's nice to take it slow every once in a while, especially with the cutest girls.

>> No.15813429

>>15813408
Be careful to not go too slow. You might be taking it easy for the rest of your life.

>> No.15813439
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15813439

Is it safe to get scalp massages from you waifu?

>> No.15813445

>>15813439
Hell no. But I trust her, so I don't really care.

>> No.15813473

>>15813439

It feels great when someone with good nails does that at high speed.

Those claws must feel like heaven.

>> No.15813501

>>15813408
>cutest
Well, Khepri IS in a sleeping bag with her head poking out.

>> No.15813513

>>15813211
What documentaries?
>>15813328
I once got dared into taking a bite out of a special kind habanero, it kept me up all night.
I'll do it, and I'll make them have to be friends with Albino Lamia from now on!

>> No.15813521

>>15813328
Still in that camper? I hope things pick up for you, man.

>> No.15813523

>>15813473
Very fast salamander patting Anon at incredible hihg speed

>> No.15813524

>>15813513
Albino Lamia doesn't care for them and does not like them around when she is back from chemo or open heart surgery.

>> No.15813530

>>15813429
And that's bad?

>> No.15813532

>>15813513
I was watching Our World War. I'm on a war movie/documentary kick. Though the waifu would likely enjoy crime movies more.

>> No.15813538

>>15813524
I'm in agony, she doesn't get a say in this.
>>15813532
Those are depressing. I prefer documentaries that make you feel good about being a real human bean.

>> No.15813540

>>15813521
It's going to get worse from here.
Fall in WA is basically winter for most of the states in the mid/south US. Winter itself = ice everywhere and it being fucking cold despite a CLEAR SUNNY DAY. Cloudy and rainy days are warmer than average, so I am praying for a wet season. Or snow, because I can tolerate the cold if there's snow.

>> No.15813549

>>15813540
Well where I live winters and summers have petered down from being cold or hot and into just being more spring and autumn with rain and meh temperatures.
That's global wanking for you.

>> No.15813557

>>15813538
I find them interesting, sometimes being sad can be enjoyable anon.

>> No.15813561

>>15813549
Yep. Although a wet season for WA might be bad since it DOES flood at times.
Stupid Ryu forgets to turn off her speinkler.

>> No.15813562

>>15813328
I go on a field trip with Yeti and Yuki to the writer's house to warm him up

>> No.15813566

>>15813561
>calling the Ryu stupid
Don't ask me how, but she WILL know.
>>15813562
This anon is so nice he should have a harem of girls who all like him for being nice.

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>>15813562
The writer is ina woods.

>> No.15813578

>>15813566
Her ahoge picks up on people talkibg shit about her, I bet.

>> No.15813580

>>15813571
Adversity builds character.

>> No.15813596

>>15813580
No, it just makes you bitter, starved, and makes everyone think you're walking death once the bags under the eyes pop up.

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15813602

I want to be cuddled in the lap of an ogre.

>> No.15813605

>>15813596
You should go to the library and pick up a copy of Walden. That'll teach you the joys of living inna woods with no comforts, you're clearly doing it wrong.
I'd post a ganbatte fairy but I don't have one handy now.

>> No.15813613
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15813613

I she really loves you, you will get love nibbles.

Does she love you?

>> No.15813618

>ywn be kidnapped by a dragon girl and taken to go live in the mountains with her
>ywn be a dragon girls most valued treasure

>> No.15813626

>>15813618
Yes, yes. This is a daily realisation, it doesn't even hurt too much anymore. It's just this dull throbbing now.

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15813627

She's awake, look out!

>> No.15813636

>>15813613
No, I run away when she tries to bite me.

>> No.15813644

>>15813627
What is problem?

>> No.15813655

>>15813627
Am I about to get morning hugs?

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>>15813618

>> No.15813665

>>15813627
I can outrun her.

>> No.15813669

>>15813618
She can't capture me if I throw myself at her first.

I want to see a dragon surprised face when she notices I keep following her despise the rumors saying she is dangerous.

>> No.15813673

>>15813613
I get tons of nibbles, especially in the neck and she ain't even a vampire.

>> No.15813678

>>15813669
>ywn see a dragon girl panic and cry when she loses sight of you

>> No.15813682

>>15813561
Ryus are the dumbest of creatures, please forgive her.

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>>15813644
>>15813655
If she catches you she'll pin you down and smother you in cuddles!

>>15813665
Hurry, to safety!

>> No.15813684

>>15813613
The waifu likes biting into the crook of the neck when she's finishing. At least I imagine it that way

>> No.15813687

>>15813678
You just made me think of a blind Dragon-girl.

>> No.15813691

>>15813687
>the classy, rich blind girl
Lily from Katawa Shoujo then.

>> No.15813700

>>15813687
Come on anon. You can't make me feel this much sadness.

>> No.15813704

>>15813683
Why would I run?

>> No.15813707

>>15813700
What's wrong Anon?

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>>15813704
You may end up like this is she catches you!

>> No.15813739

>>15813678
Tht's the kind of shit that would give me a heart attack.
At first she would pretend not to care, but then would get slightly worried and start calling you. Then she would start wandering around, calling out loud and asking you to come out because this isn't funny. At this point she would start panicking, looking everywhere for you while screaming your name and saying that she need you, crying and shaking to the thought of never seeing you again.

Then you come of and the rest happens.

>> No.15813749

>>15813687
How would she react to a stranger coming to her lair?
I bet she would be scared and try to defend herself.

>> No.15813755

>>15813682
I can forgive anything short of people who eat my food without asking.

>>15813605
I seriously doubt any book written about being ina woods was done by anyone with experience doing so. To me it looks like those /k/ guys doing STALKER challenges, or whatever, staying for one day, and acting like they are experts.
Wjen you'ce had to take advantage of the state's "no killing animals without a permit unless you have no other way of feeding yourself" code, eaten roasted deer, had to eat blackberries after wading through their large thorns of pain, had to kill a very fucking nosy bear with a shotgun and some slugs, and go through WINTER in the NORTHERN STATES with litle to keep yourself warm, then, and only then, van you say you have "lived" in the woods.

>> No.15813759

>>15813749
She can't see you but she can smell you.

>> No.15813766

>>15812556
>last post was 7 hours ago
I implore you to continue.

>> No.15813773

>>15813759
But she wouldn't be able to tell your intentions by the smell.

Are you there to steal, kill her, or maybe you were on your way to the kitchen and got lost?

>> No.15813776

>>15813707
The thought of a frightened and scared blind dragon girl with no one to hold hits me right in the heart

>> No.15813778

>>15812804
>You can no longer restrain yourself, and slap her rear end roughly, a high pitched cry of pleasure filling the air
>Each smack of your hand sends her into another moan, each moan making her move faster
>Her back arches as you finish together, and you pull her back into you by her breasts squeezing them together
Lewd.

>> No.15813783

>>15813766

>>15812695
>>15812804

>> No.15813784

>>15813739
It's like a child in the grocery store

>> No.15813788

>>15813783
Yep, I only realized that until after I posted.

>> No.15813789

>>15813778
I tried to be as lewd as possible.

>> No.15813792

>>15813784
It really is huh?

Fucking dragons are adorable even when scared.

>> No.15813799

>>15813792
Even if it's a Silver Dragon scared to death of lightning and thunder who tries to hide behind you at the mere sight of dark clouds that may produce L/T?

>> No.15813808

>>15813738
The best end is a big one

>> No.15813818

>>15813799
Don't even make me think about it. I would make her my wife so hard, she would be happy to see dark clouds because she would get to cuddle with me ten times harder.
Showing that kind of side to me shows how much she trusts me. I would fully return that trust by filling her head with my voice and touch, taking her mind away from the lightning and focusing it on me.

>> No.15813823

Big tall monster girls are best! Using one as a bed is the perfect night's sleep!

>> No.15813833

>>15813823
This

>> No.15813839

>>15813823
It's a bed that hugs you. It's perfect.

>> No.15813840

>>15813818
I'd prefer her to not really get over her fears, but that's just me liking cute scared girls.

The SD in my shitty sags is suppossed to be scared of thunder, lightning, and such. This really becomes a hazzard as she usually climbs on the MC's back or shrinks behind him, even if he's trying to fend off bandit group X, a short bandit with large breasts and a very nice hat, or avoid getting sniped by a guy with a crossbow or a mage slinging spells. It's hard to dodge when a Dragon increases makes you go from fastroll to "wearing full havel's+ every other slot is full of havel shields" stumble.

>> No.15813865

>>15813571
That Yukionna knows what she did, and the Wendigo is hiding behind the tree because she's next

>> No.15813869

>>15813823
Laying back in the embrace of a 7'5 Jinko would be pure bliss.

>> No.15813872

>>15813840
She sounds cute.
I was just playing around with her being happy about it, she would still be scared shitless of course, but at least she knows someone is there to protect her.

Also, does your dragon feel bad after the fear is gone? She was being a burden after all.

>> No.15813876

>>15813865
He froze because of it being winter.
Yuki is just taken aback because she thought she did it.

>> No.15813878

>>15813823
Nah McManchild.

>> No.15813909

>>15813872
No, she acts like she wasn't scared at all.
She also climbs on his back at one point to "shield" him from danger while wrapping her wings around him like the world's most protective poncho.
>"Oi, get off, you're heavy."
>"With this, our power is maximum!"
>"More like my weight is now maximum."
And of course, being weighed down caused him to be unable to avoid a trap aimed at his nuts. Luckily the ancient trap was not in top shape, so the bolt that flew out bounced off his armor.
Of course, later in the same part of the story, he gets an Anubis' staff to the balls, followed by an ebil sounding speech by her being cut off by a flying dragon kick from SD, which is then followed by said Anubis being decked by a dummy Mummy in a maid outfit.

>> No.15813929

So Baphomets want a strong onii-chan who can defeat them right? How would one react to being told to give up her duties by someone who defeated her?

Like telling her to put down her scythe, drop out of the Sabbath, start wearing cute clothes, learn how to cook and to stop saying vulgar things all the time.
Only once she mastered being a real imouto would he accept her as his wife. Would a Baphomet resist those kind of requests or find it romantic?

>> No.15813930

>>15813909
Oh dragons, always pretending to be strong.
That backpack shield does sound pretty nice though, even if it makes him heavy. Who knows? She might save his life one day.
Would reward her for her deeds.

>> No.15813953

>>15813929
It's either a bunch of hags in the bodies of little girls or her strong onii-chan.

>> No.15814006

>>15813876
But why is the Wendigo terrified and hiding?

>> No.15814014

>>15813930
Of course Dragon wings are flimsy and can't protect much, but don't tell them that they'll get pissed.

All the characters have their quirks and such; some racial, others personal.
Mc likes killing bandits, eating potatos, and finds knitting to be a good hobby and actually useful for maintaining armor or making things like cloaks.
SD is prideful like all Dragons, thinks very highly of her horns and thinks allowing you to touch them is a reward, and is pretty good at carving with her claws. All of her little carvings of party members are odd, such as the oneof MC looking queer, the one of her cutting your hand because it's sharp, or the one of the Lamia mage being 8/10 ahoge.
The Bloodknight human female who joins later is your typical "likes fighting and killing" type, but she also has a thing for cooking and teasing others. A very poor Wendigo is subject to her sadism.
The Dragoon is justice incarnate, if justice had the smell of strong alcohol. He's pretty good at building structures, and is not a rules lawyer lawful stupid kind of guy.
The Apophis has a mighty fetish for beards, is lazy, and can make extremely high tier alchemic items out of iron or mithril. She's also a bit weird and not really into taking over the desert, which has made her a black sheep amongst other grape sneks. Still foesn't like the Pharaohs, though, and does things like doodle googley eyes and crude mustachess all over any images of her or use her tomb as a workshop.
Lamia is lazy, a trait many Lamia share, and speaks in a lordly way while looking down on most. She is really into MC for little reason, and speaks highly of him even if he does things right behind her that contradict everything she says about him.

>> No.15814020

>>15814006
She has an intense crush.

>> No.15814027

>>15814006
Because the guy gave her the cold shoulder.

>> No.15814061

>>15814014
That's one hell of a group. Who is going to win the MC? The dragon?

I have my very little own adventurers group too, but I haven't fleshed them out too much. Right now I'm doing my waifu's family, so maybe after that.

>> No.15814062

>>15813823
What Monster Girls make the best beds?

What would each one feel line? A jinko would feel different from an oni who would feel different from a wock who would feel different from a ryu.

>> No.15814079

>>15814062
Depends on what kind of bed you want. If you want a water bed, go with Slimes and Slime-likes. If you want unbelievable softness, go with Weresheep, and so on.

>> No.15814090
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Order Shrine Maidens

>> No.15814111

>>15814090
I thought you said older shrine maidens.

I'm disappointed

>> No.15814120

>>15814111
Older soft wide-hipped shrine maidens in lewd miko clothing.

>> No.15814123

>>15814061
I ain't saying who wins, even if Dragon was there first.

And thst isn't even everyone. There's the Kitsune who will bevome more important after a while, a very powerful Water Dragon who knows SD and is pretty much the ruler of the seas because she kicked out the competition of Pos/strong Krakens/etc, a Lich who was once MC's stepfather's comrade during his mercenary years and has poor choice in assistants, the young MGs; Echidna; Kiki; Ushi Oni; Girty; and others. Most will only have a small part until a certain point in the story. I originally planned on a poll to have people choose who gets added, but that couldn't happen due to livin ina campa.

>> No.15814139

>>15814027
That's not very n-ice, he needs to chill out and she should thaw him out and chatter with him

>> No.15814148

>>15814120
I don't trust them. I could swear I saw one with fox ears.

>> No.15814160
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I remember there was a kumiho story, but I can't find the link nor who did it, could any of you guys help me?

>> No.15814159

>>15814148
Where is that shrine? I need to... investigate your claims.

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>>15814139
Stay cool, Charon.

>> No.15814170

>>15814160
This one?
http://pastebin.com/Dj7A1GqJ

>> No.15814189

>>15814159
It's the "Totally not a fox shrine really" shrine.

>> No.15814206

I wonder if there is a war between firefighters and dragons?

>> No.15814207

>>15814170
That's the one, thanks.

>> No.15814222

>>15812441
>"Somebody please get this freaking dog off my arm, it's biting into my bones."

>> No.15814223

>>15814206
No.
Not all Dragons are fiery or breath fire, so a fireman's water hose is useless against 99% of them.
Fire elementals are more their game, really. Them and Salamanders.

>> No.15814241

Are restraining orders the ultimate monster-proof method?

>> No.15814242
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Oh yeah, forgot about this.

>> No.15814245

>>15814241
Monster girls think a restraining order involves tying someone up and telling them what to do.

>> No.15814251

>>15814242
Why does that vodka have a face?

>> No.15814258

How does getting bite by a kumiho feel?

>> No.15814259

>>15814251
It's a Slime.

>> No.15814264

>>15814259
You can't drink a slime.

>> No.15814289

>>15814264
I think you can.
But, really, she's just playing in an empty vodka bottle.

Surprised nobody is caring much about more Mothchan, even if I drew her from mostly memory and as a result making her look like a different person.

>> No.15814293
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15814293

What has these girls so upset?

>> No.15814302

>>15814293
Their husbando just added yet another girl to his list of waifus.

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>>15814293
Magisa is showing herself as a superior mate for Gran, and naturally those little ladies are frightened by that prospect.

>> No.15814322

You find a sentient weapon that isn't a cursed on that eventually turns into a girl after absorbing enough magic/mana/mamanobamalama.

Are you fine with your trusty weapon now being a qt girl? Are you fine being minus a good weapon?

>> No.15814324

>>15814320
Those are lewd and scary proportions.

>> No.15814331

>>15813784
>bully a dragon girl by purposely losing her in a grocery store
>you find her in tears and she tells you to never do it again or else
>later that day things get heated in bed
>she giggles when she unzips your pants
>"Hehehe, anon. Did it shrink or something?"
>"why is it looking so small today?"

>> No.15814338

>>15814322
Nah Id rather have a gun>>15814324

>> No.15814342

>>15814331
>Can't give things too big and hard for little children that are scared of being alone, they might choke.

>> No.15814348

>>15814320
Magisa would probably be a dark mage in mge and I'm completely fine with that. Shame that can't fix her being fire.

>> No.15814509

>>15814338
Gun's are too smug.

>> No.15814572
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Ded.

>> No.15814574

>>15814572
Well duh, I'm stuck at work without a familiar to assist me

>> No.15814578

>>15814572
I want to make a Wight feel alive again.

>> No.15814590

>>15814574
How would a Familiar assist you at work? Personally I wouldn't mind one bringing me tea and giving shoulder rubs.

>> No.15814610

>>15814572
Looks nice without xbawks hands.

>> No.15814612

>>15814590
Well, I work IT so maybe by grabbing cables or carrying small things.


Otherwise it would be by serving as a stress reliever

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>>15814572
>musclegirl Warrior Wight never

>> No.15814631

>>15814590
Helping me with arranging materials and looking for the ones I want would be pretty helpful. I would even reward her with candies if she did a good job.

>> No.15814665

>>15814628
>more Abigail never.

>> No.15814670
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15814670

I want a big sloppy dragonic kiss

>> No.15814685
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>>15813738
You're gonna kill the poor man.

>> No.15814688

>>15814670
I want a sloppy and lazy dragon to make me her butler, then I want to give her lots of love.

>> No.15814704
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>>15814685
That's some weird-ass foreshortening.
Also, where can I find the origin of this image on Sadpanda. because I can already tell that's the same fox that Bob used to spam.

>> No.15814715

>>15814704
I mean, she's a pretty good fox.

>> No.15814721

>>15814628
Abby's big fat butt and thighs! What a fattie!

>> No.15814729
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15814729

>>15814704
Look up Yuumano Yuuki

>> No.15814731

How would you get your waifu into fantasy?

>> No.15814743

>>15814729
Thanks.

>> No.15814746

>>15814731
What do you mean?

>> No.15814760

>>15814746
As in different brands of elves and dragons and shit that their already used to.

For example, Vampires reading lord of the rings or something like that

>> No.15814770

>>15814721
I'd love to wake up resting on those fat delicious thighs

>> No.15814771

>>15814760
Sounds like NERD stuff.

>> No.15814776

>>15814760
I dont thing MGE dragons would like the common depictions of dragons, the ryu might be happy and the wurm wont care, but the other 3 would bee kinda depressed.

>> No.15814781

>>15814760
I mean, there's plenty of roleplaying games set in modern or future times if you look beyond D&D, I imagine it wouldn't be too different for them.
They'd still have to be a geek though.

>> No.15814784

>>15814760
I would just invite her to some D&D sessions with other dudes and their waifus.

>> No.15814796

>>15814776
>Reign of fire banned from monster movie stores and websites

>> No.15814814

>>15814771
in the past, escapism was for nerds, outcasts, what have you,
but as time went on, more and more people fell prey

And look at us now, the whole world is drowning itself in escapism in one way or another.

Classical escapism through fantastical narratives is far more respectable than the subtle solipsistic reality full of flights of fancy that many people now try to find shelter within.
At least it's more honest.

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>>15814814

>> No.15814832
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>>15814729
>small tits with a fat ass and thighs
This is a good read.

>> No.15814846

>>15814832
Isn't her eyepatch on the wrong eye?

>> No.15814859

>>15814846
Nah, she wears it on left eye. And it's just for chuuni looks anyway, she can wear it on any eye she wants

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>>15814572
Where is her big ghost paws?

>> No.15814866

>>15814859
Or both eyes, for when you really need to contain the demon inside her. Read: When you just want to mess with her for a while.

>> No.15814867

>>15814864
Someone stole them!

>> No.15814908

>>15814771
I'd be careful about saying stuff like that, the line between nerd and jock is getting thinner every year.

>> No.15814912

>>15814908
But how am I supposed to get teased by the Jock monster girls?

>> No.15814924

>>15814912
You can try going full weeb, but even that's not a guarantee anymore.

>> No.15814938

>>15814924
That'll attract the weeb monster girls though.

>> No.15814939

>>15814908
>one of my roleplaying game buddies is a night security guard

>> No.15814941

>>15814938
How do I attract the survival games monster girls?

>> No.15814946

Monster Girl Thighs

>> No.15814952

Is there a place where I can download all of these >>15814864 without having to go to the wikia and download them one by one? Last time I checked the e-hentai gallery was not updated, and it's a real pain in the ass to manually check if I'm missing anything so I'd rather redownload the entirety of it.

>> No.15814956

>>15814952
>Last time I checked the e-hentai gallery was not updated
Wat? It's gets updated every time new profiles are uploaded

>> No.15814960

I want to pull a dragon's hoard from behind her ear to impress her

>> No.15814964

>>15814956
Well shit, I must be stupid and must've checked the wrong gallery.

Is there one for the full art without the text?

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>>15814946
Yes.

>> No.15814998

>I missed all the lolinubis talk earlier

Damn. I wanted to talk about how their tummies are miracles of the universe, too.

>> No.15815002

>>15814998
Just reply to the posts and pretend that you are having a discussion. No one will notice because everyone is dead.

>> No.15815047

>>15815002
Bit late to pretend now, but I suppose I can reply to >>15811121 anyway. Responding to a 21 hour post isn't the worst thing I've done, and I really, really like the idea of giving an oil massage to a lolinubis.
Anal play, maybe not so much. I'd wait until she was grown up to do that with her. Post-massage hotdogging would definitely not be out of the question, though.

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>>15815002
I am very much alive.

>> No.15815066

>>15815058
I don't see you posting all those cute discussions, Anon.

>> No.15815069

>>15815047
She might grow up addicted to your touch. You should be careful with that.

>> No.15815074

>>15815066
I know.

>> No.15815078

>>15815074
You do? Maybe you want to talk about your favorite girl and how cute she is.

>> No.15815086
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15815086

I want so see a chesty Jinko with white fur and black stripes proudly wearing a cowprint bikini along fake cow horns, ears, and a tail.

>> No.15815094

>>15815086
She would be more like a zebra.

>

>> No.15815098

>>15815069
Better than growing up without knowing and taking comfort in another's touch.

I'd get her addicted to my hands, so that even just running a fingertip down the center of her back would make her shiver in pleasure while her tail wags.

>> No.15815110

>>15815094
Rude.

>> No.15815113
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15815113

I'm going to make this girl my wife.

>> No.15815114

>>15815086
She's big.

>> No.15815122

>>15815098
Must be extra fun sneaking on behind her and doing the "Guess who?" thing. Just you covering her eyes makes her jump in joy.
Be careful with hand holding though.

>> No.15815127

>>15815110
It's not rude. That's what she want to be right?
A cute bigchuff pretending to be an inferior animal just for fun.

>> No.15815129

>>15815113
Wurms belong in a wedding dress.

>> No.15815130

>>15815127
I want a big, strongfat chuff to scratch the ears of.

>> No.15815136

>>15815129
Wurms deserve to be treated like princesses

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>>15815136
Onis deserve headpats

>> No.15815156
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Your waifu is given a one-in-a-lifetime offer.

If she presses the button, all human boy husbandos (i.e. all of us) become real for our waifus in her universe. The cost of pressing it? One husbando's immortal soul.

The man that is to be "sacrificed" could be anyone, But there is a 50% chance that the chosen will be you, her husbando.

Does she press it?

>> No.15815161

>>15815156
What exactly happens to the sacrificed soul? Be very specific.

>> No.15815172

>>15815161
He fucking dies and his soul is erased forever. No good ending for him.

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>>15815147
I can't believe I never bothered to search up more art of her before.

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>>15815078
Okay, what color is your wife's nipples?

>> No.15815190

>>15815156
There's not much to lose. Either she refuses and nobody gets a husbando, presses it and everyone but her or someone else gets one. It's a easy choice.

>> No.15815198

>>15815188
They are light pink. I like to pinch them and have her get mad at me.

>> No.15815201

>>15815190
Really think about that though anon. Flip it around. Would you push the button knowing there was a 50% chance that it would destroy your waifu's very existence, forever?

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>>15815147
Onis are ruffians who get drunk and start fights!

>> No.15815219

>>15815201
So it's a 50% chance to ever see her again compared to a 100% chance to ever see her again?

>> No.15815227

>>15815201

Not him, but the only outcomes are either no one gets to be happy, I get to be happy with my waifu, but one guy doesn't, or everyone but me gets a happy ending. I'll take my chances, and she would too. At least if I get the short straw, it'll be (hopefully) painless and she can move on, eventually.

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>british dormice are vulnerable to extinction
Quick, we need to start a breeding program. I volunteer.

>> No.15815235

>>15815156
But don't we go to see our waifus in the afterlife? Right?

>> No.15815236

>>15815156
See, the question's too easy for many of the more sociopathic anons here. It's not a hard choice for them because the likelihood is that it won't be them that suffers.

If you want to make an interesting choice, put all the risk on the person doing the choosing, because I guarantee many here will happily throw someone else under the bus to get their waifu.

>> No.15815237

>>15815156
Most likely. She is the kind who takes risks.

>> No.15815246

>>15815136
Wurms deserve to be pricess carried to bed and be pumped full of love.

>> No.15815252

>>15815156
Of course not, my waifu isn't a shitter. What kind of sick person would risk the well-being of someone not given the choice? The risk is either all on only the two of us, or non-existent.

>> No.15815257

>>15815236
The question is if the waifu would do it. She most likely would.

>> No.15815259

>>15815257
The waifu is always a reflection of the anon that created it.

>> No.15815279

>>15815259
Maybe you're rightt. I wouldn't want her to do it.
I like to gamble, but the risk in this one is too high. I wouldn't want to die and making another waifu sad is pretty bad too.

>> No.15815290

>>15815172
>soul is erased forever

No dice. My waifu's kind are taught that the soul is the most sacred thing there is. With their power, they can guide a soul from one world to the next, and believe that there's no boundary it can't pass through, even the boundaries separating worlds.
Destruction/erasure of the soul is seen as the single most horrid, unnatural and detestable thing there is.

That alone would weigh very extremely heavily on how she makes the decision. I don't think she'd risk it, even for me, because she knows that it would lead to the worst fate imaginable for an innocent person, able to love just like her own husbando.
It's not just breaking up a loving couple by killing a person, and leaving the girl to despair, waiting to meet up in the afterlife or next life, where their souls could find each other again. It's just fucking deleting that girl's soulmate in the most absolute way conceivable, so that every life that girl leads after she passes on is guaranteed to be one she lives alone, with literally no hope of encountering her true love.

And with a 50% chance that she could do that to me? Regardless of the odds, I wouldn't want her to take that option.

>> No.15815297

>>15815236
That's bullshit. You don't have to be a sociopath to be able to see that a world where everyone except one person is happy and gets a husbando is infinitely better than the current nobody and no one.

You want to make it interesting, then you have to up the numbers. Like say half get husbandos and the other half are lost to the ether. Or even more interesting. Would the waifu sacrifice all the other boys so she could guarantee getting hers? That's some old school selfish evil right there.

>> No.15815300

What do you do when you desperately need a massage but your waifu has big meaty claws and can't give you one?

>> No.15815305

>>15815234
Plump Mouse butts in Pajamas.

>> No.15815311

>>15815300
Hot bath/hot tub. Those muscle kinks can unkink on their own most of the time.

>> No.15815312

Someone posted a bunch of stories earlier, but my browser ate all those tabs and refuses to show me them in history. Anyone remember those links?

>> No.15815317

>>15815300
I just lay down have my waifu despair because she can't help me.

>> No.15815323

>>15815290
Anubis?

>> No.15815341

>>15815305
I'd rather just have a couple plump mice to go with those buts.

>> No.15815346

>>15815297
Great, then feel free to sacrifice yourself for the good of everyone. Funny thing, very few poeple are willing to risk their own skin, but they'll happily kill someone else off for "the good of the many".

The second an innocent man who doesn't get the choice dies, it becomes an evil act.

>> No.15815348

>>15815323
Who else elicits such textual vomitry?

>> No.15815351

>>15815300
I trust her with those big meaty claws. I'm sure she can make me relax.

>> No.15815353

>>15815323
Yes, actually. Kudos for actually picking up on that. KC's profile doesn't allude at all to souls or the afterlife, but of course, the god Anubis was depicted in mythology as the guide of souls.

In my mind, anubi culture would revolve quite heavily around that point. Anubis priestesses would be trained from a young age so that they could actually act as guides and guardians for newly deceased souls.

>>15815348
>textual vomitry

Please. I prefer the term "sharts from the head".

>> No.15815357

>>15815290
she deserves you

>> No.15815358

>>15815346
>The second an innocent man who doesn't get the choice dies, it becomes an evil act.

No. They become a casualty. No different than an accident or a battle. The question is when does the price exceed the gain, and who benefits vs who pays the price. That's what determines evil.

>> No.15815363

>>15815122
Oh, I can imagine the exact feeling she'd get from that "guess who" trick. That sudden jolt of energy like a lightning bolt running up her spine, as her heart and stomach suddenly get so light and fluttery.
Getting her to enjoy my touch so much would be incredible, especially when it gets to the point where touching her in different places, and in different ways, would cause her to elicit a range of different reactions.
I wouldn't be careful holding her hand, though. I'd run my fingers over her pawpads and between her fluffy digits, rubbing down from the grooves between her knucles with wild abandon. You'd best believe I'd take her paw between both hands and squeeze it gently too.

>> No.15815364

>>15815353
It's not sharts from the head. It's a proof of love.

>> No.15815365

>>15815348
Well that, and the stuff about guiding souls, afterlife, Judges of the Dead and all that...

>>15815353
Then we are of one mind, both with how we think our waifus would react to that situation, and also with that particular bit of headcanon.

Actually brings to mind one old story written by __bob__ which played off such a thing.

>> No.15815373

>>15815353
You are so wrong dude. Anubis judges if your soul is even worthy to enter the afterlife. If not, that soul gets fed to an animal and is destroyed. Even if you are found worthy, you have to make it through a gauntlet of other animals that want to eat your soul before you make it to marsh heaven.

It's why the pharoahs had boats, chariots, weapons and all the rest, to bribe, fight and bulldoze their way to eternal bliss.

>> No.15815376

>>15815358
It isn't accidental. You're making the decision knowing that whatever you do, your choices will directly cause innocents harm. In this case, much worse than harm.

But with this talk of price and gain, we're getting into the exact same moral debate we know can't be resolved. It's the Watchmen argument, and you're taking the side of Ozymandias.

>> No.15815379

>>15815358
Not at all. Regardless of the moral debate we could have about war and the death of innocents, there's no war being had. They're not a member of a conflict, or even of a nation in conflict. His involvement is forced upon him simply by his own existence.

On the topic of gains and loses, one man's life is infinitely more valuable than waifus and sex. I could not in good conscience erase someone just because I am lonely.

Also,
>>15815376

>> No.15815389

>>15815363
You're going too far with that poor Anubis! It would reach a point where she would have dreams about your touch and wake up looking foward to the moment you greet her with a hug or a pat. That is if you don't wake her up with bellyrubs

>> No.15815418
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This is your yeti for the evening, please treat her nice

>> No.15815420

>>15815376
>>15815379

It's still the kind of choice that's made every day by all sorts of people in governments, hospitals and a thousand other places.

You're only real issues are two things.
1.What gives the single person the right to make that kind of decision, vs an assembly of people representatively elected or certified
2.This is not a necessary action. Saying no will let things continue on as normal. It's not like humanity's survival hinges on it

Really it's not about evil at all. It's about people contesting the right of anyone to make that decision without their input. Which is a fair issue to take. Why do you think people get so angry when the party they support is in a minority and they have to follow laws passed by people who don't represent them?

>> No.15815425

>>15815357
>>15815364
You'll make me blush, saying things like that.

>>15815365
My brother.
Also, do you remember the title of that story? Got a feeling I read it ages ago, but I can't really remember it.

>>15815373
Anubis was the guide and the judge. An unworthy soul was fed to Ammit, so you're right there.
Though this is just me making up a fictional culture for anubi in my headcanon. They'd believe that even if they had the right to judge a person and their actions, the right to judge a soul would fall entirely to the god or gods. Beyond that divine domain, destuction of a soul would be utterly verboten and abhorrent.
>Even if you are found worthy, you have to make it through a gauntlet of other animals that want to eat your soul before you make it to marsh heaven
I haven't heard of this before, though. Source on it?

>> No.15815427

>>15815418
Would she kill for a hug? Is she the serial hugger?

I want my waifu.

>> No.15815428

>>15815418
I want to cuddle her for extended periods of time. I don't care if it increases my chance of a blood clot. It's worth it.

>> No.15815434

>>15815425
Anubis was pure judge.

>I haven't heard of this before, though. Source on it?
3rd book of the dead IIRC. There's many different versions. I don't count the ones post-Greek conquest personally.

>> No.15815435

>>15815427
She can't be the serial hugger, the serial hugger wears a red scarf because she's evil

>> No.15815438

>>15815420
>2.This is not a necessary action. Saying no will let things continue on as normal. It's not like humanity's survival hinges on it

Except things don't continue on as normal. Not for the person who's soul you're condemning, or his waifu, or their families.
Though the world at large might not change, you've ended the world that person experiences, and utterly destroyed the world that girl lives in from her perspective.

But, yes, it is all about people making choices for others.

>> No.15815444

>>15815435
It's a disguise.

>> No.15815445

>>15815418
Sure, But why mine in particular?

>> No.15815449

>>15815418
How do yetis handle alcohol? This may influence my plans for the evening.

>> No.15815450

>>15815418
But I don't want a Yeti, she'll make me feel too warm.

>> No.15815452

>>15815438
>this entire post
You do realize saying "No" means NOT pushing the button and nobody getting dick right?

>> No.15815459

>>15815452
Chill, I think he misread it.

>> No.15815460

>>15815452
I misread.

>> No.15815462

>>15815425
Pretty simple naming scheme.
http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/83054878/Anubis%20CYOA

Since he just rewrote it off some ancient CYOA.

>> No.15815468
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15815468

Your waifu just wants you to be a good person.

Do it for her.

>> No.15815469

>>15815445
Her ahoge radar sensed that you were lonely and ready to post on /mgt/ all night, she will take you out to a warm dinner

>>15815449
She is a light drinker but will encourage the both of you to drink because it makes her warmer

>>15815450
Take her out to an ice bar, you can be cold and warm at any time unless she thinks you're getting hypothermia, then she will latch onto you and pout until you're warm again

>> No.15815472

>>15815450
Yetis adjust to the ambient temperature so as to be comfortable. If it's too hot, they become slightly endothermic so as to be of a comfortable hugging temperature. Several physicists are studying how this works and becoming very confused.

>> No.15815479

>>15815452
He misread it.

>> No.15815484

>>15813328
I might be ten hours late, but where's my ryu?

>> No.15815486

>>15815469
>She is a light drinker but will encourage the both of you to drink because it makes her warmer
Perfect, time to share a glass with her and have a tipsy cuddle session while watching relaxing shows.

>> No.15815507

>>15815484
Dude, what? Why would you want a Ryu?

>> No.15815510

>>15815434
Ah, that would be why. Though Hunefer's Book of the Dead shows Anubis guiding him to the scales, clearly holding his hand.
But depictions of him as a guide seem to mos frequently come through in the late period of Ancient Egypt, which is why you'd be discounting it.

>> No.15815511

>>15815468
>scylla gets bonus art
>but superior cephalopod girl doesn't
It's bullshit.

>> No.15815515

>>15815469
> Her ahoge radar sensed that you were lonely
Well, that's a formidably accurate ahoge radar she got there, But I grew so used to it that I'd probably just embarass Her If we went out...

>> No.15815520

>>15815507
Because she's cute and shy and fun to be around.

>> No.15815524

>>15815469
I wish I had a yeti to cuddle me when I'm sad and tell me everything will be alright.

>> No.15815525

I want to meet a dire ryu that wishes she was a svelte, small girl rather than big and muscled.

>> No.15815533
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>>15815511
Krakens already have more fanart than Scylla's, so it checks out.

>> No.15815540

>>15815533
Where do I throw my money to get a good 3d render/SFM model of a monstergirl made?

>> No.15815545

>>15815533
All the more reason for KC to focus on a girl people care about more.

>> No.15815558

>>15813024
that face is so urgggggg

>> No.15815564

>>15815389
She'd have dreams of having her paws caressed, and her belly rubbed, and wake up only to find me actually caressing her paws and rubbing her belly. Then I'd kneel over her, scoop up her tiny body in my arms and hug her like that, bare chest against bare chest, before laying back down like that and pressing her between the matress and my body.
Gonna make the lolinubis the happiest girl in the world just with pure physical contact, so I can make her even happier with the mental and emotional contact.

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15815617

>>15815540
ask the guy that makes monster girl island. his models look pretty good.

>> No.15815618

>>15815564
I wanna carry an oppai loli anubis

>> No.15815650

>>15815618
How would you carry her, though? There's so many ways.

Sitting on your shoulders so her fluffy feet are dangling over your chest, and her breasts are weighing down on your head?
Piggybacking so your hands are supporting her plump butt, and her breasts are pressing into your back?
Princess carrying her so she can feel treasured and safe?
Or reverse piggyback, so she can bury her face into your shirt, nuzzle your chest, and cover herself in your scent while she wraps her limbs around your front?

Or maybe even some other way.

>> No.15815659

>>15815462
Nice, thanks!

>> No.15815687

>>15815617
Oh, that's a good idea. I doubt he'll be available to work on a non-game model while he's working on MGI, but I'll definitely keep him in mind.

>> No.15815704

>>15815687
maybe just maybe he will make them available after the game is finished, MAYBE even before. i guess one could ask, although i really doubt that

>> No.15815719

>>15815650
I think he would princess carry her. He would be able to have his hads in her legs, touching some sweets spots that make her shiver while also showing protection with the other arm. She would also like it because in this position she would be able to feel his muscles.

>> No.15815752

>>15814289
It's a cute Moth and she deserves a better home.

>> No.15815778

>>15815525
>Dire ryu

Damn, she must be a big loser.

>> No.15815788

>>15815650
Princess carry so her middles exposed and ehr legs are dangling over my arms.

>>15815778
She may be big but she certainly isn't a loser.

>> No.15815801

Your waifu loves you just as much as you love her. It's only reality that is separating you and her.

>> No.15815819
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15815819

You are the young prince of a small-but-plentiful kingdom. Because it's a matriarchal society, your older sister will inherit your mother's kingdom. And you are to be placed in an arranged marriage with a princess, queen, or high-ranking noble upon when you come of age. It will be your job to love, care, entertain, and keep the girl who marries you happy and content. Normally the matter of who you are married to would be negotiated in private among the royals of multiple countries, each offering tribute. However, your mother the queen has decided to try something different for her beloved son.

Each woman vying for your love has written you an anonymous letter. You are to read each of the letters, and from there decide which one you adored the most. After which, come your 16th birthday you will be introduced and wed to the author of the letter. You know only one thing about the author', a tidbit you leaked out of your doting not-blood-related auntie Kikimora meido before you ask she's married. That tidbit is that all of the girls who have written you a letter have been approved by your mother, and are all of a draconic nature.

>Letter 1
Written on fine paper that even you would not dare write on, for fear of sullying, it opens up with marvelous calligraphy. The author tells you of how she rules great amounts of territory, more then can be recorded in the history books. How all could bend to her whim if she so desired. How she could've sent word and had you whisked away and brought to her throne. However, she had chosen not to. The author believes that you will see true beauty and power through her words, and naturally bring yourself to her. She ends noting how eager she is to see your arrival, and that she's already picking out clothing for you.


>Letter 2
It begins with a poem about your beauty. How you shine greater then any star in the sky, how all the sculptors in the world could not dream of making a work as fine as you. How you are the only thing in the universe that could amaze a god. After the poem, the author writes of how badly they wish they could reveal their identity, how doing so they know you'd choose them in a heartbeat. However, she hopes her words are able to make you see her true identity. She ends letting you know how a kingdom with all its wealth is worthless without you by her side.

>Letter 3
On paper of lower quality but of similar origin to Letter 1, this one begins with a haiku. You don't understand what beetles and water have to do with your affection, but you admire it nonetheless. The author writes how she hopes you remember her from so many years ago, or if her face has faded from your memory. Regardless, your face has not, and many a nights she has spent tossing and turning in bed, unable to forget the young prince who charmed her so many years ago. She cannot bring herself to curse you for occupying her memories though, but rather thank you for the privilege of visiting her. A prince such as yourself needs a wife who can adore and love him in turn that is expected of you, and she hopes she can be this wife for you.

>Letter 4
The calligraphy of this letter is a smidgen more sloppy then the previous ones. And far more brief as well. The author writes that she is strong, capable and willing to rule. She writes how she's fought a lot and wins a lot and all. And she hopes she wins with you. Because you're cute and nice and all that. You figure penmanship is not the author's strongsuit, but you appreciate the attempt.

Those are the four letters. However, if you are a Strong Independent Boy who wishes for something more in life, you may abandon your name and home, and run far into the woods to live a life of freedom and excitement, and get away from this stuffy oppressive royal life!

Girls will be posted in roughly 45-60 minutes.

>> No.15815821

>>15815788
So she is a winner then? She gets all the shotas and makes it rain a lot, she can't even go out of her shrine without someone praising her.
I bet she has a hat with soda cans with number one written on it.

I know the ryus man, they aren't like that

>> No.15815828

>>15815819
I'm going with two hoping it's not a Ryu.

>> No.15815830

>>15815819
Am I an idiot for choosing number 4?

>> No.15815832

>>15815819
Letter two.

>> No.15815833

>>15815819
Letter 3.

>> No.15815834

>>15815819
4 and 3 are both tempting but I did enjoy the compliments in letter 2. But I have to go with letter 4. I love a strong woman.

>> No.15815835

>>15815821
of course not!

Sure, she's got a few trophies from when she won her lifting competitions and she maaaay show off every now and then in the hopes that someone will take notice on her but she shirks back whenever someone comments on her.

>>15815819
I accept all four.

>> No.15815839

>>15815828
Ryu is obviously number 3.

>> No.15815841

>>15815819
Fuck this is hard.

I'll go with letter 2.

>> No.15815849

>>15815841
Ahh, that's true. The way it has a dumb haiku that drops spaghetti it's probably her.

>> No.15815852

>>15815819
Time to run away and hope I can find a cute Lich.

>> No.15815857

>>15815819
One sounds like an ass.
Two sounds a tad too overly romantic (And not in a good way).

Three and Four both seem cute, in their own ways...but I think I'm going to go with three. Her letter just seems so genuine and heart-felt.

>> No.15815860

>>15815819
Letter 2 sounds like fun. I bet it's my soon-to-be-draconic sister.

>> No.15815865

>>15815828
Wait no. A dragon wouldn't think so highly of me right? Maybe 1 has better chance to be vanilla.
But that wealth in two has hints of vanilla.

>> No.15815874

>>15815819
i hope letter 3 turns out to be my childhood friend

>> No.15815876

>>15815819
Letter 1 easily

>> No.15815900

>>15815047
>I'd wait until she was grown up to do that with her
Counterpoint: tight lolinubis asspussy

>> No.15815902

>>15811760
For a moment I forgot she was a Black Dragon and thought she was a Xenomorph. Fucking thumbnails.

>> No.15815903

>>15815801
>You are the young prince of a small-but-plentiful kingdom. Because it's a matriarchal society, your older sister will inherit your mother's kingdom.

I like this idea

>> No.15815906

>>15815819
Gotta go with letter 3, not only does it sound genuinely heartwarming but also it sounds like she actually wishes for a real relationship rather than pure sex.

>> No.15815910

>>15815819
Wow, this is tough.

I feel like #1 will treat me as little more than a trophy.
#2 is a little too heavy on the compliments, to the point of creepiness.
#3 is also kinda creepy, and doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Surely, if she missed me that much, she would have written more often?
I have a pretty good idea as to what #4 is, and it doesn't sound too appealing to me.
The Strong Independent Boy route sounds like it could go horribly wrong really quickly. I'll also be saddled with the guilt of not only worrying my relatives and their kingdom, but also the four suitors.

Fuck it, I'm going innawoods.

>> No.15815912

>>15815819
It's a close race between three and four, but I'm going to have to go with three.

>> No.15815917

>>15815819
I see through the first letter indeed, and I see a lonely lady in need of a friend. I'm going for it.

>> No.15816003

>>15815819

>letter 1
Ojou that really wants to impress, probably a cutie that's insecure and covering it up with material things. Could be fun getting her to find value in things other than stuff.

>letter 2
A little sappy, but things like that can be difficult to get out. Definitely a romantic with her head in the clouds, but that's not necessarily bad.

>letter 3
Ahh, the awkward childhood friend type. A quiet personality that can be hard to coax out of her shell but quite earnest. She'll honestly do everything she can to make her husband happy.

>letter 4
The Wurm / warrior option. Expresses through actions better than words, but that was obvious. Will probably need your help in courtly manner, but will also be a strong and reliable person.

As for which one I'd choose... well, I'll keep that to myself. I'm not exactly one for being a trophy, now that I look at it. (I'd probably go for option 5 until the true best waifu, from the letters or elsewhere, found me. You can't tell me I can't do something when I'm already doing it!)

>> No.15816005

>>15812421
Can you stop posting Fem-Darkseid like she's anything but /co/.

>> No.15816007

>>15815917
At first blush that last line made me think of an overly controlling wife using her husband as little more than a doll.

Now I'm instead picturing a lonely girl with naught but the dolls she plays with for company, who just needs a friend to play and cuddle with.

Fuck.

>> No.15816008

>>15816007
He's made it very hard to choose.

>> No.15816013

>>15815917
>>15816007
I fucking hope is not that. I picked 1 because I like confident powerful girls.

>> No.15816018

>>15816013
So you want the female version of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93oihEbeKmw

>> No.15816020

>>15815819
>and are all of a draconic nature
Time to flee. I won't be missed too much as just a political chess piece to be traded. I'll say I need some alone time to consider, and I'll escape under the cover of night and make passage through the woods to the small, independent city state over. I'll become an adventurer and sell my royally trained word skills.

>> No.15816024

>>15815719
>>15815788
Good taste. Letting her feel secure in the strength of your arms, exposing her bare abdomen, and being able to maintain eye contact and easily kiss her are all good reasons for princess carrying.

>>15815900
But she has tight lolinubis pussypussy too. She'll feel much more pleasure with that being stimulated than her butt, and I care more about her feeling good than me. I'd definitely maybe stick a finger up there during lotus sex to excite her, but anal doesn't really appeal to me.

>> No.15816028

>>15815819
I'll take number two

>> No.15816033

>>15816020
I'll fight sloppily at first too, to earn an air of incapability, while also scoring a deep scar across my face. No one would want a scarred trophy husband and I'll be free to find true love.

>> No.15816037

>>15816018
I'm not that much into Tanukis, I'd rather the mg version of Satsuki.

>> No.15816038

>>15816013
I'm fine either way. She looks like a nice girl to know.

>> No.15816040

>>15816024
Yep, even better is it sometimes allows her chest to block her line of sight.

>> No.15816043

>>15816037
What would she be?

>> No.15816044

>>15815819
2 might be yan,
2 is probably a yandere.

>> No.15816045

>>15816038
A dom Anubis? Definitely not the threadcanon version of an Anubis.

>> No.15816046

>>15815819
I'd choose 3. 1 sounds like she's a little to full of herself and wouldn't take anything I say seriously. 2 sound nice, but I don't want to be put on a pedestal. 4 sounds like a Wurm, and while Wurms are nice, I'd rather have a childhood friend that would somewhat treat me like an equal

>> No.15816048

>>15816044
I dunno.

That 1 "[notes] how eager she is to see your arrival" makes me think that she might go to...extremes, were you to not in fact arrive at her homestead.

>> No.15816051

>>15815819
Which one is the rapey yandere type?

>> No.15816055

>>15816048
>a kingdom with all its wealth is worthless without you by her side.
2 is definitely gonna get violent if you don't choose her. This isn't a game of pick the waifu. This is the game of making the right choice.

A: pick the yan and save everyone
B: pick another girl and get people killed in the crossfire
C: run off and save yourself, hopefully drawing her into a fruitless search and leaving everyone else alone as you live a quiet life.

>> No.15816063

>>15816051
For some reason, three is triggering my alarms. Something about that line about her 'cursing you for occupying her memories'. Possibly a shirohebi, if not another vindictive species.

>> No.15816067

>>15815819
Betting number 2 is the older sister.

That being said, I think I'll still take a risk and try number 1

>> No.15816072

>>15816063
Oh oh! Or a Draco-Lich!

That'd be wonderful.

>> No.15816074

>>15816055
C is the only answer. 1 and 4 will go to war against whoever you chose, if you don't chose 2 she will kill herself and 3 will kill you if you don't chose her.

Hurt no prides and vanish.

>> No.15816080

>>15816074
4 is a wurm, too dumb to rule.
3 is a Ryu, she is used to loneliness
2 is a wocky, only in for the dick
1 is a really cute, strong and smart girl, worthy of a kingdom

>> No.15816081

>>15815819
Lets go #2

>> No.15816084

>>15816080
And all 4 are shit. Run and find a good girl who you actually love.

>> No.15816086

>>15815819
Let's go #3.
She seems more my pace.

>> No.15816092

>>15816074
B is the only answer for me. And 1 is the only girl.

I will be the dick that launched a thousand ships. We Trojan War now.

>> No.15816095

>>15816080
Don't talk about the wurm like that. It's mean.

>> No.15816099

>>15816084
But I love vanilla!

>> No.15816113

>>15816095
What they don't have in smarts they have in cuteness. It's to balance things out.

>> No.15816124

>>15815819
Your 16th birthday has arrived! It is time to meet your bride...

>Letter 1
You are wed to the head leader of a powerful, but shady, organization, an older Otohime, with a plump body. She's ruled this organization for many years, and unfortunately was unable to secure a human boy of her own. When that monsterous urge finally kicked in, she realized how dire her situation was. However, she didn't want just any old boy, she's worked hard for many years. She should get a great human boy. And pulling strings, she was able to seduce you. She may be older then the rest of your would-be suitors, and she may have a plump body from lounging in decadence, but make no mistake: She is domiant and in charge. As she sits on her thone her seahorse tail will wrap around your neck and cling you to her side.

You'll live in her underwater palace, as she handles dealing with her rowdy executives. She'll enjoy showing her pride and joy husband to her henchmen, knowing they can only envy her and not touch. Pipes are smoked despite being underwater, and occasionally someone will burst a barrel of alcohol open underwater for a surreal experience of swimming in and drinking beer. While this Otohime is by no means rowdy like her henchmen, she does get a bit tipsy and touchy feely, and is liable to embarass herself with how lovey dovey she can act, so it's best to bring her to her bedroom when she reaches this state. She may also confess some of her innermost feelings or problems to you, but it would be best to forget these when she recovers from her hangover the next morning, otherwise she may get flustered and "get revenge" with you in a lewd manner. She's in charge here.


>Letter 2
You are wed to the princess (and now queen) of your kingdom, your loving older sister Jabberwock, whom has a tall hourglass body. She holds you tight in her massive catching claws, shedding tears as she knew you'd recognize her words, and knew you'd choose her. Your older sister, or rather wife now, has always loved fairy tales of romance, where the brave knight rescues the prince and they live happily ever after. She read these stories to you at night, and now that the two of you are together, she can finally live out the romantic fantasies she has so desired. While she may have inherited your mother's kingdom, having you is the greatest gift in her life, something she'll gladly admit to you everyday.

She may be a bit clingy, protective, and overbearing, but her love for you is undying. With you by her side as her beloved husband, you'll enjoy a peaceful life tending to the social aspects of royalty, while the Jabberwock tends to the "more important" royal duties. It may be conservative and traditional, but occasionally she'll sneak you out of the castle for a romantic randezous. And every night she'll show you just how much she loves her little brother. And hopefully you'll give her a lovely daughter to inherit her kingdom.

>> No.15816126

>>15816092
... Monstergirl Game of Thrones would be a trip.

> The Starks, a family of wolfgirls that have the north
> The Targaryens, dragongirl triplets that rule the seven demon realms

and so on, so forth.

>> No.15816133

>>15816124
>Letter 3
You are wed to the goddess of a small eastern kingdom, a Ryu about your age, with a slim body and beautiful face that could inspire songs. Instantly the memories flood to you, visiting the eastern kingdom with your mother, meeting a lonely lost girl who couldn't stop crying, and staying by her side until your royal guard found you. The girl had no mother, but thanks to her divine species was adopted by the royal family, who had thought themselves to be cursed childless. It was your kindness that gave the lonely orphan Ryu her life, and while she enjoys helping villagers with their problems and answering their prayers, all of their thanks could never amount to the gratitude she feels for you.

This Ryu will adore you, and wishes to shower you in praise and adoration. She has a debt to you that she can never repay, but she can attempt to by being the wife of your dreams. She'll refuse the villages rain should they offend you. She'll bring a storm to the shores of any village that dares interrupt you. While she may have the powers of a goddess, she views you as something far beyond that. You'll need to keep her in check should you wish to keep the peace of her kingdom. One way to do that is to ask her of her culture. She'll love cooking you her kingdom's food, writing "deep" haikus, and touring you around her kingdom. To her, loving her culture is loving a major aspect of her. And loving her is the greatest pleasure she could ever achieve.


>Letter 4
You are wed to the Wurm noble of a neighboring kingdom. She was born in poverty, but using might, wisdom, and a bit of luck, she won her way into her kingdom's militia, then royal guard, and was eventually awarded land in honor of her service. Though she is only a few years older then you, her body is truly built much larger then yours. She has tough muscles, prominent abs, and surprisingly large soft breasts. Despite her species' reputation, she actually has a talent for military strategy. Unfortunately she lacks any skill in the arts, and you note she's visibly surprised about the fact her letter won your heart.

Her manor is newly built and furnished, but she unfortunately is never home often. Her queen needs her claws and muscle. You'll have to busy yourself in her library until she returns, tired, possibly bruised and bloody, and wanting to rest. From there, she'll need you to tend to her strained muscles. The idea of a human boy tending to her is her secret dream, but unfortunately she's very naive in matters of sexual escapades. When she lies on the bed, she'll be puty in your hands. You can encourage her and build up her confidence in bed, or take advantage of her weak state for your (and her) pleasure. How you wish to entertain her will shape her tastes, so care for your Wurm Knight! No matter the route though, she'll always care and protect you. She is your knight, and none will ever harm her prince.


>Run Away
Refusing to be another Disney Prince, you dolt out your window in the middle of the night! As you run into the underbrush, the rush fills you as you realize you're finally free. No more responsibilities, no more duties, no more expectations. No more being a prince. You're in such a rush you ignore the pitfall trap.

When you come to, your nose is assaulted by the smell of smoke and alcohol. You look around to find yourself in a golden collar, and no clothing. Following the leash attached to you, you see it held to a matronly soft Dragon. But, not any Dragon. Her skin is pale green, she is clearly no longer alive. This Zombie Dragon notices you're awake and instantly yanks your chain, pulling your face to her crotch, and demanding you lick and pleasure her. You find yourself in an entirely different society, a land of undead, where human boys are rare and visitors from the above world are rarer. You are now property of the Queen of this undead kingdom, a horny dragon who has been long lonely and is glad to finally have a "pet" of her own.

As you lick and her meaty thighs wrap around her head, you take in your situation. By running away you've embarassed and shamed your family, and you doubt they'll look for you. Though perhaps they might. Even if they did, they'd have no way of knowing you were in a hidden Undead Kingdom. And no way of knowing their son, a prince, has been reduced to nothing but a slave toy, husband toy. Still, you only have one worry now: pleasing your mistress. No responsibilities, no high standards to meet, only mistress. And with that, you continue to lick.

>> No.15816141

>>15816092
So which is paris and which is menelaus?

>> No.15816142
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>>15816126
THE WOLF IN THE NORTH!

THE WOLF IN THE NORTH!

>> No.15816150

>>15816133
they're all shit, but especially the last one

>> No.15816153

>>15816133
Nice. I got my muscular Wurm knight.

>> No.15816156

>>15816141
The hottest one and the strongest one, respectively.

>> No.15816158

>>15816024
>She'll feel much more pleasure with that being stimulated than her butt
What if she turns out to be (or just turns into) a buttslut

>> No.15816160

>>15816124
>Otohime

That's it. I'm pretending to love her just to wait for a vanilla to capture me. Literally worse than a Ryu.
Abd she is under the sea too. Not only I'm scared of it, it also is shit and has shit girls.

>> No.15816162

>>15816133
It seems like running away was the best option. I got to be a slave boy for a undead dragon.

>> No.15816163

>>15816124
>That 1
I chose correctly.

>> No.15816166

>>15816124
I can't marry my sister.

>> No.15816169

>>15816124
>>15816133
All of these are trash.

>> No.15816171

>>15816153
I want to tend the wounds of a brave Wurm warrior. My knight in shining armour.

>> No.15816178

>>15816142
I'd follow a fat-bottomed dire wolf girl into battle anywhere.

>> No.15816181

>>15816133
>Kind of Yan Ryu
>Same age
>Slender, inspirationally beautiful features
>Childhood Friend
>Major Waifuisms

I am happy with my choice in letter. Never much cared for Ryus, but as I'd hoped from the letter, she sounds lovely.

>> No.15816185

>>15816142
I'd swear fealty if it meant I got to pet her. What else would the setting have?

> Sandsnakes lead by Apophis
> Jinko / Gryphon Lannisters?
> Dothraki Centaurs
> Faceless undead neechans

It'd be a much less deadly setting, though people would fall out of the setting just as fast. Kidnappings into sex dungeons and all that.

>> No.15816191

>>15816133
>Wurm Knight
yes
>militarily inclined and buff
Yes
>large breasts and HUGE
YES
>impressionable
YES!

>> No.15816194

>>15816133
Man, I knew running away would be a terrible idea, and yet I did it anyways. Oh well.
Goddamn, I thought I would be captured by something like a Dryad. Didn't think I would end up with the worst family of monster girls.

>> No.15816205

>>15816081
>>15816124
>#2
>Jabberwock older sister
BEST END

although really, all of them are pretty great in their own way. Would play again/10

>> No.15816222

>>15816133
>Yan Ryu
Aw hell yes. She's a winner alright.

>> No.15816229

I feel bad for choosing choosing 1. Should've stayed with two all the way to the end.

>> No.15816230

Otohime did nothing wrong. She deserves love too.

>> No.15816232

>>15816230
Otohime a shit.

>> No.15816233

>>15816158
I can teach her otherwise. Mould her body and get her to realise the truth of superior pleasure.

>> No.15816238
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> [insert Anon here]

>> No.15816241

>>15816194
>Man, I knew running away would be a terrible idea, and yet I did it anyways. Oh well.
It as a great idea, don't doubt yourself. The god the rolls the die is a cunt though, and spawned a pitfall under your feet.

>> No.15816242

>>15816230
Sure, I agree with you, but she's just not my type at all.
Sorry little sea dragon, but I love people from the land.

>> No.15816245

>>15816238
I want to be the living body pillow of a small family of chubby, short foxes.

>> No.15816247

>>15816191
You chose wisely

>> No.15816254

>>15816133
Do you ever save these anywhere? Because if you had some little archive of all these posts you have done in previous threads id be eternally grateful for a link

>> No.15816265

>>15816245
I want those fat thighs wrapped around me

>> No.15816270

>>15816265
There'd be fat thighs, fat rears, fat breasts, and fat tails, all for you.

>> No.15816277

>>15816270
I can't live in a world without chubby fox girls to cuddle.

>> No.15816278

Alright I need to call uncle here, where did the statement that undead dragons died without losing their virginity? Someone google translated bits? Some sort of sexual twist to how the normal ones are created in, say, DnD? Or just for fun?

>> No.15816288

>>15816278
KC Q&A iirc

>> No.15816293

>>15816133
>You're in such a rush you ignore the pitfall trap.
What does this mean? Was it a trap set by some one who knew the prince so well they could accurately predict which direction he would flee in? Or was it just a generic pitfall trap, that a random slaver happened across at the right moment? How did he find his way into the arms of an undead dragon? Why not just any slave owner, did they some how know that he was a prince? He wasn't so stupid as to DRESS like a prince was he?

If it was some one who knew and could read the prince's every move, who set him up? Why didn't they take him instead of this seemingly unrelated zombie dragon queen?

I feel insulted.

>> No.15816294

>>15816278
Older piece of KC info. I forget where, probably one of the world guides.

>> No.15816295

>>15816277
But would you like them small so they are a bunch of soft shortstacks or would you like them big and soft?

>> No.15816298

>>15816288
Once again the Q&A sneaks past me and wins dammit, alright thanks anon, I'll look into it.

>> No.15816301

>>15816241
I guess it could have been a good idea in principle, but if it wasn't the pitfall, then it would have been something else.
Go into hiding? Turns out the family has contacts or hired some Kunoichi and easily found me.
Take refuge in some other kingdom? The family pays unreasonable amounts of money to get them to extradite me.
Kill myself? I'm up shit creek without a grey lamentation mushroom, and I get to listen to Charon joking about how I was royally screwed from the start.
The odds are pretty stacked against a pretty-boy prince in a matriarchy trying to escape. As I said when making my choice, it could go horribly wrong really quickly, and it did.

>> No.15816303

>>15816278
>>15816288
>>15816294
It's from the original dragon profile you idiots

>> No.15816305

>>15816278
>>15816288
>>15816294
You're all fucking lazy idiots.

>Dragon Profile, MGE-1 Update
>Furthermore, due to their great haughtiness, they will not meet with people; they often turn the tables on would-be dragon slayers and defeat them. So it is not uncommon for a dragon to go her whole life without having had sex with a human man. When such a dragon dies, Demonic energy gathers in the corpse after it loses strength, it binds with her lingering regrets about never having mated with a human man or having children. She will then be resurrected as a "Dragon Zombie."

Right on the wiki.

>> No.15816308

>>15816295
Short and soft. It'll be like hugging a soft Daki sized marshmallow.

>> No.15816314

>>15816305
God fucking damn it, I have brought great shame upon myself.

>> No.15816316

>>15816308
Don't forget her sisters.
There'd be lots of fluffy tails wagging and wrapping around you while one gets nuggled at the center.

>> No.15816317

>>15816301
Or you could have disguised yourself as a servant, left in the night and slipped in with the throngs of the poor in another kingdom while selling your sword to farmers to protect their crops and kill beasties. But basically, what you're saying is that running away was not a valid option.

>> No.15816320

>>15816316
God has truly abondoned us if he won't let us experience this.

>> No.15816321

Reminder that monster girls can't cook.

>> No.15816327
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15816327

>>15816321
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1#nav-subnav

You know jack shit.

>> No.15816334

>>15816321
Now my waifu may be a little less mentally capable than other monster girls. But she at least knows how to cook a morning omelette.

>> No.15816335

>>15816327
I say again.

Monster girls can't cook.

>> No.15816340

>>15816320
Worst thing is you can't eventually have little daughterus with them that hug their tails like teddybears

>> No.15816343

>>15816321
It's fine, I can.

>> No.15816347
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15816347

>>15816340
Why go on.

>> No.15816348
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>>15816335
I want my hellhound wife to cook me a spicy meal!

>> No.15816353

>>15816348
She'll just burn the whole thing!

Even if she cooked it properly she'll add too much spice and ruin the flavor!

>> No.15816359

>>15816347
That's fucking adorable.

>> No.15816389
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>>15816348
>>15816353
why don't you cook with your wife
Captcha: Select images with food

>> No.15816390

>>15816317
I'm saying it was the literal genie option.
>You don't want any royal responsibilities? SHAZAM, now you're the pet of a zombie dragon, and you don't have to worry about those responsibilities anymore.
In hindsight, I should have realized that the "third options" for these types of things always end badly.

>> No.15816404

>>15816390
I'm just salty that the third option was basically the robot devil "lol you're an alp now" option. I wanted freedom god dammit. FREEDOM. Well, I would have found my way to an undead kingdom either way, so I guess that isn't so bad. Maybe I can cheat on the zombie dragon with a visiting Wight delegate.

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>>15816340
If I cannot live these luxuries, why bother?

>> No.15816443

>>15816321
My waifu can only cook using her fire, and even so, the food still turns into charcoal. And it's the most delicious charcoal ever.

>> No.15816488

Night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for shortstack hinezumi who are hiding in the shadows.

>> No.15816494

>>15816488
Gonna cook with them.
If we burn down the thread, it was for the greater good.

>> No.15816497

>>15816488
How can she hide in the shadows if she's always generating fire? Damn you shortstacks and your physics defying logic.

>> No.15816503

>>15816494
Please no, observe proper kitchen safety!

>>15816497
Kung fu is a pretty cool thing.

>> No.15816506
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15816506

>>15816321
They can, but those pesky humans keep stealing their food

>> No.15816507

>>15816497
Old ninja trick. The "Darkness" you see is really a smokescreen, which she generates by burning special grass.

>> No.15816514

>>15816497
>>15816507
Fire generates smoke and shadows.
They'd be wild at sneaking in the right environments.

>> No.15816518

Bath time!
How do you take a bath with your monster girl waifu.

>> No.15816521

>>15816507
So she just holds a patch of grass and becomes the darkness? Must be pretty bad when she does that in a forest.

>>15816503
So she's a kung fu ninja. Why is she sneaking around? I bet she's trying to streal someone.

>> No.15816531

>>15816521
She's trying to steal your heart....and some cheese

>> No.15816533
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15816533

>>15816518
I hug her from the front, and then starting pressing into her slowly, slowly, a little more... and then slurp! I step through her, and appear clean on the other side.

>> No.15816542

>>15816518
Being extra touchy feely and scrubbing her new anatomy that she's afraid of getting familiar with.

>> No.15816549

>>15816133
Wurm princess best princess

>> No.15816558

>>15816518
After a third of the bath had evaporated, she'd be a squeaky clean mess of demure mouse.

>> No.15816564

>>15816518
Birds keep splashing everywhere and making a mess.

>> No.15816573

>>15816518
Nice, sensual, steamy shower.
Then relax in a soothing hot bath.

Possibly throw in a writhing, body-to-body massage in there somewhere.

>> No.15816601

Why don't we have any girls with bob cuts yet? KC please they're the best along with braid

>> No.15816608

>>15816518
Perfect bath time is in a hot spring, where she rests against the rocks waiting for me to clean her.
First are her arms, gotta make sure I get every single scale. This includes intertwining fingers to get every single spot clean. Then comes the legs, where I can tease around her thighs and kiss her feet as a proof of affection.
Next comes the belly, which I rub while maintaining eye contact, watching her flinch as I drift my finger up her navel and stop at her soft ballons. At this point, we are almost touching, so a hug to clean her back and wings is enough to make her melt.
And lastly, I wash her hair in a rough manner, making her wake up from the trance and get mad both because I did those things and because I didn't finish.

>> No.15816616
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15816616

>>15816601
Because any species can wear a bobcut.

>> No.15816624

>>15816601
>Bobcut with braid
Only thing that comes to mind is Shima-tan from Etotama

>> No.15816631
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15816631

>>15816601
Is Kappa actually the most forgotten KC girl?

>> No.15816636

>>15816631
Yes.

Especially now that we have Ultra-Bullyable Ocean's-Imouto Turtle Girl.

>> No.15816639

>>15816601
Bob cuts are shit.

>> No.15816641

>>15816631
who?

>> No.15816643

>>15816624
I meant, bob cuts and braids are my two favorite hairstyles.

>>15816616
Yeah but I mean for an image profile.

>> No.15816651
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15816651

>>15816639
You take that back!
Rabbit girl Usami when?

>> No.15816656

>>15816639
You wot

>> No.15816661
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15816661

>>15816601
imagine your waifu with a bobcut or something

>> No.15816667

>>15816651
>>15816656
Most short haircuts are shit, but the bobcut is particularly atrocious.

>> No.15816701

I want to hug a Sabbath loli. That seems like something that'd be pretty wonderful.

>> No.15816704

>>15816661
I think she already has one.

>> No.15816708

>>15816701
I want to comfort a oppai loli holstaur after she's denied entry to the Sabbath

>> No.15816710

Tomboys with short hair are the best tomboys.

>> No.15816718

>>15816601
But we have?
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/8/82/Tanuki_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20150503163132

>> No.15816724

>>15816718
Tanuki again proving to be best girl

>> No.15816728
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15816728

>>15816724
>Ever denying the Almight All-Waifu that is Das Juden

>> No.15816730

>>15816704
good

>> No.15816741

>>15816710
Tomboys with ponytail!

>> No.15816747

>>15816728
That's a big tanuki

>> No.15816748

>>15816710
Wrong. Tomboys with long spiky hair often tied back into ponytails are the best tomboys.

>> No.15816749
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15816749

>>15816747
For you, boyim

>> No.15816768

>>15816748
>>15816741
Ponytails are only slightly better than bob cuts but both are trash.

Shaggy short hair and spiky shoulder length hair are the best.

>> No.15816773

>>15816768
Shor hair is shit and the only acceptable length is between shoulder and ass, ponytail or no

>> No.15816777

>>15816768
This anon understands. Consider which hair looks best messed up, when she wakes up or when you 'mess it up together.'

>> No.15816783

>>15816768
But what if she has natural sex hair?

>> No.15816785

>>15816768
Every hair is trash and the only thing acceptable is being bald.

>> No.15816788

>>15816768
>Shaggy short hair
Isn't that what you get with bob cuts on a bad hair day anyway?

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15816792

These are the good ones, if you disagree you have shit taste.

>> No.15816794

>>15816792
Second one is best hair

>> No.15816809

>>15816792
First and third one are meh.

>>15816794
This.

>> No.15816820

>>15816792
>braids
>good
Unacceptable keep the hair free or just keep the hair short

>> No.15816822

>>15816809
>Not liking single braids
Get out of here

>> No.15816828

>>15816820
>>15816822

>> No.15816832

>>15816822
Garbage

>> No.15816836

>>15816792
First is trash, others are pretty good.

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15816845

>>15816832
>>15816836

>> No.15816853

>>15816845
Don't worry Anon, I'm sure your waifu would suffer with a braid just to make you happy.

>> No.15816854

>>15816792
Third is the best.

>> No.15816860
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15816860

DAICHI NO BAKUDAN

>> No.15816862

>>15816853
There's a special place in Hell reserved for those who don't like braids.

>> No.15816874

>>15816792
All are great except for the third.

>> No.15816877

>>15816860
Stop posting this trash.

It's somehow less cute than the actual Killer Queen.

>> No.15816881

>>15816862
What? A place with a bunch of hellhounds using braids?

The one you posted is pretty shitty, but I've seen some okay braid styles.

>> No.15816882

>>15816877
August 19th was the last time that image was posted.

>> No.15816887

>>15816877
It's pretty fucked proportionally
>>15816882
August 19th should be the last time that image is ever posted

>> No.15816892

>>15816882
So? It's still fucking terrible to look at.

>>15816887
I don't know what looks worse, the KQ that those shitty Koreans did or that picture.

>> No.15816894

>>15816792
>no twintails

No u

>> No.15816895

>>15816860
What is your waifu's Stand, anon?
What's her punch sound?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkFZn4oPMqE

Arararararara~!

>> No.15816897

>>15816601
I want a Hellwan with a pixie cut.

>> No.15816906

>>15816895
Stop this.

>> No.15816917
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15816917

>>15816906
It's useless anon, you're caught in the stopped time.

Rather, a yeti should totally have the power to make people stop wanting to resist with her hugs.

Embrace the bizarre already.

>> No.15816939

>>15816917
I refuse.

The one thing I, Anon like more than anything else is finding monster girls who think they're hot shit and saying no straight to their faces.

>> No.15816951

>>15816917
The only thing I'm embracing is my waifu.

Goodnight Anons, make sure to say your waifu's name before you sleep so she can find you more easily.

>> No.15817010
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15817010

Docile Elves with huge tits are nice.

>> No.15817063

>>15817010
Elves are the cutest.

>> No.15817070

>>15817010
Elves with huge tits are cute!

CUTE!

>> No.15817073

>>15817010
>>15817063
Vanilla Elves are adorable and make me want to cuddle them.

Dark Elves make me want to fuck them like a wild animal.

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15817088

>>15817063
>>15817070
You bet.
>>15817073
I want a shortstacked Dark Elf to ride me hard.

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15817090

A little something for the 2-3 spanish speakers that lurk this board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUXLtVOun4

>> No.15817103

>>15817088
I wanna see her laying back in bed, the size of her chest causing it to slightly form off to each side. I wanna hold her hands and kiss her as she holds onto my waist with her knees. I want her to absently whisper 'i love you' and 'feels good' breathlessly between each kiss.

>> No.15817111

>>15817090
>Bullet as a beast monster girl
Never gets old.

God that Bullet doujin was so fucking good.

>> No.15817131

>>15817111

S-Source?

>> No.15817137

>>15817131
https://exhentai.org/g/972702/a2777d28a5/

Have some Alpha /ss/
https://exhentai.org/g/974285/0fce76d2a3/

>> No.15817152

>>15817137
https://exhentai.org/g/974285/0fce76d2a3/
This is now in english? Lovely.

>> No.15817156

>>15817152
Yep, hopefully Marriage will be translated soon.

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