/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No.

ths thread is now about utsuho riding nukes

I dreamed I played Yume Nikki and then a big fat Wapanese man appeared in one of the dream world

There I saw lots of PC's that belonged to him and they all where on different threads on /jp/

I disguised myself as a real life girl and he ran away so quickly from me, destroying the dream world and makes bugs that I had to wake up using "9" before the game would crash.

Then I woke up.

>>1573310
Cool feel free to post one more picture if you have any.

>>1573298
Flood of "I dream I was alone ;_;" coming.

Anon of croatia maxed out a thread with kaguya porn.

i fapped like mad in my dream. and then again when I woke up

PLEASE MAKE IT REALITY!

>>1573343
ZUN came and invited us all to the real Gensokyo and I married xonpool

>>1573352
BAD END

I don't remember my dreams, shit sucks

I had a dream that my screen turned into a big penis hole and I drowned in cum and almost died.

Then I woke up.


No /jp/ in it tho.

I once had a dream about how I, with grown-up Uchida from minami-ke somehow wound up in belarus, and we were thinking about how to cross the border.
When I woke up I had a very pleasant time with 3dcg, if you know what I mean.

I had a dream that I was with my mom in her car and she starts driving full speed towards a dock with a ramp to at the end and I think to myself "This has GOT to be a dream". When I realized it was a dream I made the car fly around in the air and I transported to a hotel room and did it with 2D and 3D lolis.

Shit was SO cash.

>>1573455
I always wake up when I realize I am sleeping and try to fuck people.
Flying is alright. But when I bore of flying and decide to fuck some cute girl I always wake up of excitement

I've had dreams about /jp/ itself, but only when I've fall asleep while browsing here. I only remember a couple, but it always makes me wake up raging.

I can't remember any others incredibly /jp/ related, but once I had a dream where I was drinking tea with some of the characters from Marimite. It was the least eventful dream I've ever had. I think it followed from something else I don't remember, but the Marimite bit consisted of nothing but sitting and sipping from a cup of tea (which never ran out) while the characters talked in an elegant ladlylike manner about things largely unrelated to Marimite. It was also 2D and looked exactly like the anime, and I think I dream in 2D fairly often.

I dreamt that my computer BSOD'd.
Scariest dream I've had in a while.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5154761

I had a dream where I was posting on /jp/. That is /jp/ related, right?

>>1573638
I'm sorry that is not /jp/ related.

I've dreamed about being Star Sapphire and being fucked by Backbeard-kun.

I had a dream where I died and was on Komachi's boat going to be judged by "her"; presumably Shikieiki.
On the way I was telling Komachi my life story and I was apparently Mokou if Mokou was a mass-murderer throughout her thousand years of life and I listed the people I've killed over the millenia.
Komachi got more and more ill with each person and knocked me off the boat during "year 738" which I was listing off (one of which I distinctly remember involved being a woman whom I stabbed in the collarbone repeatedly, don't know why that stands out but yeah).
Then I was being torn apart and eaten by nightmare water dragon things in the river and I woke up because that was scary.

I made a vow for no doujins before bed then.

I dreamt that I was in a visual novel. I was walking to school in some rural area, with two girls, one with black hair, one with white hair. I could save and load. I went off the path, planning to meet up with the girls late. Went into a barn that had vending machines that sold coins and nails, and was full of homeless people. I got mugged by a homeless man, then while that was happening we got stormed by the police, got chased around, eventually got locked up in a sci-fi-ish dingy prison.

I had a dream me and a few other touhous were pawning massive armys in a semi-midevilish way, I sware I think yukarin was riding an orange chocobo...And there were sword, castles and gun fights, in the name of tea-time. Wow wtf was I doing before I slept....?

I dream about my life with Alice.


Then I wake up ;_;

I dreamt about punching dragons to death.

I had a dream that this one guy tabbed out Mysterious Mountain, and I was gonna download it, but then I woke up. FUCK.

>>1574155
What happens if you download something while sleeping?
Does it get saved to your brain?

I know I did, but I just can't remember.

UTSUHO DIED
I CRIED

I had a dream where my wife was a yandere and she strangled me to death. It was one of only two dreams I've ever had where I actually felt myself die. The other one was where I lived alone in a house and owned a Honda Civic and I was stabbed to death by someone who broke into my house.

I dreamt I got a... highly disturbing letter from a classmate of a former classmate. The guy with 150+ different Kan'u figs.

"Yo, sis~
I just got my brand new shiny new fucking awesome vulcan gatling gun. I named her Sakuya, 'cos she's fucking awesome. I love my Sakuya. She weighs 150 fucking kilos and is so awesome she fires ammo worth $500 a minute. That's how fucking awesome she is. I love my Sakuya so fucking hard. I even got her a frilly little bonnet and shit. Did I tell you she's awesome? Fuckers won't graze this shit, no they won't. Did I tell you how awesome she is? etc."

Along with it is a pic of this slightly disturbing looking guy, stark naked, *humping* a machine gun with a frilly little bonnet on it in a frenzy.
Then I woke up. Not a moment too soon.
I've never told him, but he might be reading this now, so it doesn't really matter.

I've also had weird nightmare-like dreams about being Yuugi and raping (and possibly consuming) Shirou, but that isn't fit for describing in any detail here.

>>1573352

I d'awww'ed.

>>1574198
Lies!

Honestly, I just dream of myself posting on /jp/. I'm usually posting in threads about my favorite series and such.

I always take it easy in my dreams. It's very rare for me to dream about something crazy or have a nightmare.

None would believe me anyway ;_;

Hard to believe the boy who cried girl, after all.

>>1575954
Was it that you suddenly turned into a girl?

>>1575959
I had a dream like that once, some time ago, but it stood out so much I still vaguely remember it.
A witch turned me into a toad, but I got better, so she turned me into a beautiful young woman with wavy dark brown shoulder-length hair and clear blue eyes. But I woke up before I could do the obvious thing and masturbate. I guess because my mind couldn't possibly fake that kind of thing.

>>1575970
Clearly your mind is telling you to get a sex change. And, before anyone else offers, I am willing to be your boyfriend after you go through with it.

>>1575975
But I'm attracted to women, not men :/
And I like my PENIS; I can't imagine life without him.

>>1575975
Personally, I wouldn't date a female-turned Anonymous. For one thing, s/he'd be a huge slut.

>>1575924
I'm glad it was all just a dream ;_;

Hmm, tell me more.

>>1575978
You can keep the penis. I'll sex change too and we can be lesbian girlfriends!

With penises!

>>1576025
I dunno bro that sounds kind of gay

>>1576026
I'll get my balls removed; that'll help save costs on anti-androgens anyways. It can't be gay if there are no balls to touch!

When I start to fall asleep at night after wasting time on the net, and here. Then I often wake up, because I had a short dream about forgetting to shut down my laptop.

Then this night I had a dream about my local hobbystore selling animu figs along with the warhammer figs. Though even more expensive then they already are. Store owner is the worst (but only) capitalist with the only decent shop in town.
If anyone plays Star Control II, then I can say he is like Captain Greenish of the Melnorme...
But in my dream I could like get animu figs in a store...
AWESOME!

I dreamed that Utsuho was disintegrating me with that arm of hers. It was kinda freaky because I actually felt my body and my existence fading away to nothing.

I fapped to it when I woke up.

Maybe one or two that were only slightly related.

Mostly I'm lucid dreaming, flying around etc.

I was on beach with Reisen and Twei.
I almost remember this feeling when i woke up.
This happiness ;_;

>>1577375
Were you in the sea?

ITT: Weeaboos dreaming about being weeaboo.