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Fun-sized Succubi.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15763202

I need ideas for doodles.
Stat!

>> No.15763206

This thread came first, let's use this one.

>> No.15763208

Second for waifus

>> No.15763209

>>15763199
Godammit it happened again, but I do believe this one was created first.

>> No.15763210

This one was earlier

>> No.15763212

>>15763206
>>15763209
>>15763210
Not the OP of either, but it was literally a couple of seconds apart.

>> No.15763213
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15763213

DUCK, YOU SUCKA!

>> No.15763220

>>15763202
Dragons and Griffons dancing across the sky.

>> No.15763221

So this thread then?

>> No.15763223

>>15763212
Yeah, it's nobody's fault. Just a really unlikely coincidence that it happened again.

>> No.15763229

>>15763221
Yeah.

>> No.15763230

F5 F5 F5

>> No.15763232

>>15763202
Draw some of the MGE girls who have no art, maybe?
Like the Pot Devil. Maybe even redesign her so she's less cosplay-tier and uninteresting.

>> No.15763236

I want to tell monsters I'll give them a kiss and them give them chocolate kisses instead

>> No.15763239

>>15763232
Who? You have a large black were a name would likely be.

>> No.15763240

>>15763212
Yes and this was literally a couple of seconds sooner.

>> No.15763244

>>15763202
Draw a Sahuagin carrying a Pot Devil to help her move. That's two unpopular girls with one stroke!

>> No.15763245

>>15763239
Blank, not black. Silly racist phone.

>> No.15763247

>>15763213
I want mofus to stop taking up arms in rebellion, why not cuddle instead?

>> No.15763251

>>15763239
>>15763245
It's confirmed now. Large Black and Pot Devil are the OTP.

>> No.15763252

>>15763247
There will be no cuddles for them. They're just dogs of war.

>> No.15763259

>>15763244
Pixie has it worse.
Who remembers her between imps and fairies?

>> No.15763260

>>15763252
Rubbing their noses in bloody battlefield dirt.

>> No.15763261

>>15763202
Anubis glaring at hasty edits doodled in her schedule.

>> No.15763265

Why don't you put Pot Devils in a Mimic?

>> No.15763268

>>15763247
They're rebelling against the cruel regime which hoards the cute boys for their snuggle harems while leaving the old and busted boys for the laborers and peasants.
Each village is required to send its cutest three shotas to the capital, where the Mofu Elite will use and discard them as they like.
Only through their action can a new state be formed where a cute boy can snuggle any girl he likes, where shampoo and tail conditioner are available to all. A new start in Mofustan.

>> No.15763270

>>15763259
Cut me some slack, anon. I'm only one man.

>> No.15763271
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>>15763252
You rang?

>> No.15763273

>>15763261
I think she would just act like double D and do them regardless of how dubious they appear instead of noticing.

>> No.15763279
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>>15763271
Mommy pls come home

>> No.15763282

>>15763265
This is how Matroyska Dolls are made in the MG universe.

>> No.15763288

Witches are the best.

>> No.15763294

>>15763265
>>15763282
Ever placed a bag of holding inside another one?
P.S. do not do this.

>> No.15763296

>>15763282
I hear that if you unstack one all the way without being raped, you get the whole family.

>> No.15763299

>>15763279
I want to protect little mofus from this destiny.

>> No.15763304

What happens to yetis who grow up to be flat chested?

>> No.15763309

>>15763304
Holst milk.

>> No.15763310

>>15763299
I misread that as dysentary. Oregan Trail be a mighty killer.

>> No.15763318

>>15763304
It all goes in the arms

>> No.15763319

>>15763261
7:00 - Wake up
7:05 - Wash, brush tail, and dress
7:35 - Breakfast
7̶:̶5̶0̶ ̶-̶ ̶L̶e̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶
7:50 - Go back to bed and cuddle husband
8̶:̶3̶0̶ ̶-̶ ̶A̶r̶r̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶,̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶p̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶
8:30 - Heavy petting and nuzzling with husband

>> No.15763332

>>15763318
So they become extra strong?

>A yeti will never make you heat up with hardcore exercises

>> No.15763334

>>15763304
They have plumper and wider lower halves to compensate.

>> No.15763336

>>15763318
>washboard body
>YUGE gigantic paws and fluff
It would be a nice tradeoff

>> No.15763358

>>15763318
>>15763336
Reminds me of that doujin about the monstergirl with the huge claws living in the sewers.
Except they'd be huge paws instead.

>> No.15763363

>>15763334
How much we talking?

>> No.15763368

>>15763199
>No fairy-sized monstergirls to build gunpla with.
>I'll never use a spell bought from a Dark Mage to grow them to full size and cuddle with them.
Fuck.

>> No.15763374

>>15763363
Hips at 1.25x shoulder width.

>> No.15763386
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>>15763363
Pic-relateds level.

>> No.15763389

Have a mini Holst for now as I contemplate what to do next. Don't care for pot devils.

>> No.15763399

>>15763374
I'm ok with that.
Large rear?

>>15763386
I'm a-Ok with that

>> No.15763400

>>15763389
Wow, that really is small. I can't even make it out.

>> No.15763403

>>15763400
Same.
So tiny

>> No.15763408

>>15763310
I don't want to have to be the one to wash diarrhea out of my waifu's fluffy tail.

>> No.15763414
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>>15763389
Shit. Forgot the image.

>> No.15763418

>>15763389
Do a Chimaera without pauldrons, you can even make her an OC

She's such an underrated girl

>> No.15763422

>>15763414
Small girls shouldn't handle hot drinks, it would burn their tongues.

>> No.15763423

>>15763399
Rear big enough she could stand up and you could set a cup of hot chocolate on it safely.

>> No.15763427

>>15763418
>OC
Only ocs I care about doodling are Sandy, Lani, those Lilims, and MGK Lich with japanese Elf-Wight cooking spaghetti.

>> No.15763434

>>15763423
Lovely.
Would gladly hug and sink my hands into that rear

>> No.15763442

>>15763408
Gross. But you know that it's true love when your partner is willing to stay with you during and after your lowest point like that, and care for/help you clean with no reservations.

>> No.15763450

Can you hide weed in a pot devil?

>> No.15763452

>>15763414
>Man saved after raijin forced into
Oh fuck now i need to know, what kind of cruel destiny was that man saved from?

>> No.15763457

>>15763414
Wanna pick up the tiny holst

>> No.15763458

Friendly reminder that lolis are perfectly acceptable and there is nothing wrong with them.

>> No.15763462

>>15763458
I prefer them at least mentally advanced.

>> No.15763470

>>15763462
Legal lolis are best lolis, especially when oppai lolis

>> No.15763473

>>15763452
She forced him to put his dick in an outlet.

>> No.15763476

>>15763202
Draw whatever, and then apply band aids on boobs and crotch. It will create perfection.

>> No.15763482

>>15763458
Why would anyone say the contrary except for the assblasted /d/fags?

>> No.15763485

>>15763462
KC has confirmed that monster lolis are basically ready for sex whenever they feel like it, no matter how young.
Fuckin humpty eggs man.

>> No.15763494

>>15763458
Wolfu lolis are the best.
http://i.imgur.com/eomJ4Tb.png

>> No.15763496

>>15763485
I meant mentally advanced outside of dickings.
If I can't carry a conversation with them on at least a comparable level it's not gonna work out.
Is it any wonder that the 100-year-old-loli is such a common trope?

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>>15763494
What about the oppai lolis?

>> No.15763502

>>15763496
>If I can't carry a conversation with them on at least a comparable level it's not gonna work out.
Oh. Well I understand that then.
>spoiler
no it's not I guess.

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>>15763458
Got that right. I'd tell /d/fags to eat dicks but they would probably like that.

>> No.15763506
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15763506

http://pastebin.com/ddgt3Myt

Part two. (Line 119)
I think I know where I'm going with this.
also the the grammar should be 60% better (I hope)

>> No.15763513

>>15763505
/d/ hates loli?
The savages.

>> No.15763515

>>15763496
What about true lolis (say, eleven years old or something) who are still smart enough to hold a conversation with, and fully understand the consequences of their actions?

>> No.15763528

>>15763515
I could go for it, I guess. There's just a lot of things you only learn with experience/age.
That said it's much easier to accept wen it's MGs we're dealing with who have different maturity processes than us.

>> No.15763530

>>15763505
I'd personally prefer a Shortstack Gremlin to be honest.

>> No.15763543

>>15763513
They do.

>> No.15763555

>>15763494
Fox lolis are the best, good girls with a hint of mischief and lewdness.

>> No.15763564

>>15763555
This is true.

>> No.15763565

>>15763506
It's coming along nicely, beast.

>> No.15763567

>>15763555
Fox Lolis make the best lewd childhood friends because they get lewder when they grow up.

>> No.15763572

>>15763506
Few mistakes here and there, but it's pretty nice. I always enjoy some dragons.

>> No.15763574
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15763574

Aren't monster girls so graceful?

>> No.15763582

>>15763574
I want to introduce a monstergirl fresh from the portal to video games!
Wanna cuddle with her while she experiences my childhood games with wide eyed wonder!

>> No.15763583
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>>15763555
Are they?

>> No.15763588

>>15763583
Can i ground my daughteru for being too flat?

>> No.15763594
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>>15763494
Sauce?

>>15763513
Yeah, they go ballistic every time they see a loli

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>>15763574
They are!
Especially dragons, they are graceful³.

>> No.15763629

>>15763588
If you don't like it, it's your responsibility to remedy it with a proper diet.

>> No.15763635
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>>15763588
But it's your fault that she is so flat!

p.s. uterus tatoos are turbohot

>> No.15763656

What about tall, flat onee-sans?

>> No.15763661

>>15763656
They can hold you close to their hearts.
And probably have killer hips to compensate.

>> No.15763662

>>15763635
Read that doujin when it was first translated and I still find myself going back to it.

My only complaint is that I wish the daughter stayed like that for a while longer before filling out but it was still great.

>> No.15763670
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15763670

Y'all are super fucking negative.

Say something positive about the monster girl threads on /jp/.

For example, I'm very proud that nobody here actually likes Goblins and that's a great thing.

>> No.15763676

What happens if a Kikimora gives herself headpats

>> No.15763679

>>15763670
Dude what, the thread has been pretty upbeat today.
I'd credit the fact that school is back in session.

>> No.15763681

>>15763670
This is a hard one.

I like it that most of us agree that dragons are top tier.

>>15763676
She explodes and stops cleaning.

>> No.15763684

>>15763583
Yes. Flat, girly foxes with only one tail and romantic views about things like boys and sex.

>> No.15763688

I want to sell myself to a human boy auction, only to be won by a mysterious bidder, who ends up being my Onee-san!

>> No.15763689

>>15763670
>Say something positive about the monster girl threads on /jp/.
Undead and lactation discussions are superb.

>> No.15763694

>>15763594
Source is No Loli No Life, by Nekosaki Aoi.
And thank god for Konusuba, because Megumin is lewd loli incarnate.

>> No.15763695

>>15763676
That's just masturbation, anon.

>> No.15763698

>>15763688
Free_Drinks' Wight story is kinda like that.

>> No.15763711

>>15763565
Thanks man

>>15763572
And you shall get more dragons!

>> No.15763719

>>15763528
That's true. I think ideally, a monstergirl loli for me would be one who despite being still young, has the comprehensive capacity of someone a little older, and is at least mostly educated on sexual matters.

>> No.15763759

>>15763689
This place is what got me into lactation

>> No.15763775

>>15763719
Sexual stuff is a given but I not so sure about other. And there are plenty of girls who are stupid despite not being young like wurm, slimes, goblins etc

>> No.15763779

>>15763759
We need more lactation art. We have a good few greentexts and stories on it but more art would be great.

>> No.15763780

>>15763670
>You will never volunteer at a Rape Truck.
>You will never be fucked constantly by a bunch of top-tier monstergirls until you eventually find a waifu with a harem fetish.

>> No.15763784

>>15763759
It did for me too, and much to my surprise and pleasure lactation is discussed outside of these threads on this very board.

>> No.15763785

So, how do you break it to the waifu that Gene Wilder is dead?

>> No.15763790

>>15763759
Forced breastfeeding a best.

>> No.15763791

I'm going to date a Lilim with a tattoo over her Uterus.

Neither of us want kids. She thinks it's hot to use a reproductive symbol sexually.

>> No.15763801

>>15763476
This, except the girl is a masochist and begs you to pull them off.

>> No.15763809

>>15763779
>We need more lactation art
If only they involve non-bovine monstergirls.

>> No.15763811
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>>15763670
>For example, I'm very proud that nobody here actually likes Goblins and that's a great thing.
Hey screw you buddy.

As for positive things, I honestly have a better time here than anywhere else on 4chan or in any other community right now.

>> No.15763812

>>15763452
"Man saved after suffering heart failure by a family of Raiju after the youngest shocked him back to life. He was then forced into marriage with her by her mother."

>> No.15763814

I'm sick as hell and I don't have a waifu.

Which Monstergirl can best return me to health before I steal her heart?

>> No.15763826

>>15763670
Although it's easy to cause a shitstorm, overall it's pretty comfy and the waifufags here are pretty cool.

>> No.15763829

>>15763790
>tfw there are only two stories with it
>and in one of them the girl has her eyes gouged out with arrows
I'm salty.

>> No.15763834

>>15763785
We marathon his movies in honor of his legacy.

>> No.15763835

>>15763809
There's an artist I found on pixiv a while back that does a lot of milky foxgirls.

>> No.15763841

Take your favorite Non Monster girl, girl.
Make her your least favorite Monster girl.
Do you still love her?

>> No.15763848

>>15763835
>I found on pixiv a while back that does a lot of milky foxgirls
I need a link fampai, and hopefully he draws them with the level of thickness Ginzake draws his lactating Momiji with.

>> No.15763859

>>15763785
This has been a terrible fucking year.

>> No.15763861

>>15763848
Give me a few minutes and I'll see if I can find em, I'm on my laptop at the moment.

>> No.15763863

>>15763841
>Senhime
>Baphomet
I can look past it if it is her.

>> No.15763865

>>15763829
>>and in one of them the girl has her eyes gouged out with arrows
Nani?

>> No.15763870

>>15763670
We fit in really well, as if this board was made for us.

>> No.15763875

Any decent Chimera images? I need one.

For science!

>> No.15763879

>>15763785
Fuck you for ruining my day, anon.

>> No.15763880

>>15763505
You're not too familiar with the concept of a "would you rather" question are you? The point is both options are shit, one is just a greater evil than the other.

>> No.15763883

>>15763848
>>15763861
Ah, here we go.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2589598

>> No.15763886

>>15763865
Paladin-kuns story.

>> No.15763892
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I'm going out to the woods and making Monstergirls blush, kind of like in this image. Where do you find the Hellhounds?

>> No.15763893

>>15763883
Thanks my man.

>> No.15763895

>>15763826
Though more often then before there are conversations and topics I don't enjoy, this place is still pretty fun to browse and talk on. Moreso then others places i've looked at.

Although I can still get really pissed at those people who spam single sentence shitposts throughout a thread when they are here like 'Would a Kiki like slowpats or fast pats', 'What if you put coffee in a Raiju'sTea', and 'Would you a flat holst' There is some fucker who keeps coming here and just continuously spouts this shit. Just thinking about it makes my blood start to boil a little bit.

>> No.15763900

>>15763865
He's talking about the story where paladins go around slaughering monsters. They come across this massive minotaur who grabs a guy and forces her tits into his mouth, and they all respond by shooting arrows into her eyes.

Aren't there actually two other stories with forced breastfeeding? There's the ghoul one and the yandere holstaur one.

>> No.15763908

>>15763900
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy

The Holst one for those who are interested

>> No.15763909

>>15763895
The threads have always had a bit of that, but I agree someone is doing it way too much lately. It doesn't feel malicious or anything, more like a newfag who hasn't quite settled in yet.

>> No.15763910

>>15763555
http://i.imgur.com/cJpDS4b.jpg
Yeah, fox lolis are pretty fantastic. They've got a lot of appeal to them in many different ways. That mix of innocence with nascent sensuality, for example.

But personally for me, nothing can beat a lolinubis.

>> No.15763911

>>15763900
If you mean Penys ghoul one, it's a bit of a background mention.

>> No.15763917

>>15763910
>your cock will never have the girth of a small tree

>> No.15763918

>>15763911
Which is a shame, because he's a great writer. If he made it a prominant scene I bet it would have been hot as fuck.

>> No.15763920

>>15763841
>Makoto Kino
>Centaur.
I mean, her PLOT might get an upgrade

>> No.15763922

>>15763909
Thats true, it pisses me off a bit but I'm sure its not meant to be making people mad. They might just be trying to start some interesting/unusual conversation, granted some of the content is autistic. Still pisses me the fuck off, but that kind of stuff is just a pet peeve of mine. Also, and of course, there's also the whole 'opinions may vary' thing.

>> No.15763933

>>15763922
>granted some of the content is autistic
Well, he is trying to generate conversations based entirely on stupid thread memes half the time, so I share your annoyance with it.

>> No.15763944

>>15763920
>Centaur

Shouldn't Selkie be everyone's least favorite monster girl?

>> No.15763946

What would be the most anger inducing thing you can say or do to your wife?

>> No.15763948

>>15763946
>No sex for a month!

>> No.15763952

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=58718659

Little bit of Amazon /ss/?

>> No.15763956

>>15763875
Well, guess I'll have to find the MGE profile on dan or gel then. Oh well.

>> No.15763957

>>15763917
Not with that attitude. Thrusting with the force of a jackhammer will have the same effect anyway.
And at least in monstergirl land, options exist for you to increase your dick size until it's figuratively filling a monstergirl up to her brain.

>> No.15763958

>>15763946
Be myself

>> No.15763966

>>15763946
Do you have no situational awareness?

>> No.15763970

I want a kunoichi to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to stay hidden, so I think my house is haunted!

>> No.15763974

>>15763946
Probably something like calling her selfish.

>> No.15763984

>>15763952
>Amazon
>/ss/
No.

>> No.15763986

>>15763319
Yes. Just like that.

>>15763515
Best kind of lolis.
Though Legal Loli is good too.

>> No.15763985

>>15763966
I do. I just don't care if the quality of a post meets your standards or not.

>> No.15763988

>>15763952
>Amazon
>/ss/
Yes

>> No.15763993

>>15763952
Any non pixiv link to this?

>> No.15763996

>>15763966
Knew talking about em was going to get them started up.

Godamnit

>> No.15764005

>>15763996
Spite is probably the most powerful emotion the average anon has. You mention something you dislike and a bunch of chucklefucks will do it to annoy you.

>> No.15764009

>>15763996
Come on now, they didn't post a meme at least.

>> No.15764011

>>15763910
>lewd foxes
http://gelbooru.com//images/9e/97/9e9743ab69324feab3c7e51bbcdbfdfc.jpg

Anubis is pretty good too, for a lot of the same reasons as fox.

>> No.15764014

>>15763952
>Amazon /ss/
Noice.

>> No.15764016

>>15764005
Damn straight, oh well. Not like I would stop talking about stuff I liked either if two random schmucks started snack-talking it, but still kinda irksome.

>> No.15764018

>>15764011
Anubisfucker pls

>> No.15764020

>>15763910
>But personally for me, nothing can beat a lolinubis.
Mah most nigga of niggas.

>> No.15764026

>>15763952
Abubu is always the same old shit, wish he'd mix it up a bit and do more non shota stuff.

>> No.15764031

>>15763863
>Senhime
From which series though? Not looking to judge, just curious since they're both lovely.

>> No.15764043

Is there anything written about a guy who just turned 18 being fucked by a Lilim, and being mindbroken immediately?

>> No.15764047

Do monsters like beards

>> No.15764061

>>15764018
But I prefer foxes

>> No.15764063

>>15764031
Rance series by Alicesoft.
Which series were you thinking of?

>>15764047
I am writing a story where an Apophis that travels with the MC. has a beard fetish.

>> No.15764064

>>15764047
Brian Blessed as the sexiest man ever on a sexual rampage across the world's largest Demon Realm when?

>> No.15764066

>>15763841
>Takaya Noriko
>Cait Sith
I'm conflicted, highly conflicted. I think I'd have to see it happen to know my true feelings on this but I've got a feeling my love for her personality would win.

Nothing a good shave can't fix, turn her into a big breasted Werecat.

>> No.15764076

>>15764047
I hope so, I have a full beard and stache combo and have been told I look good in a suit. Maybe I could pull a nice Satyros at a high end bar.

>> No.15764080

>>15764011
Yeah, now that you mention it, there's a lot of similarities there.
Anubi have less tails, but that exotic, delicious brown is more than an even trade.
They'd have that purity about them in their studious and by-the-book nature, but their wolfgirl instincts would be a small, very sutble balancing force to that.
Bedding a lolinubis like that would probably be a gentle learning experience for her, as she grips your shoulders with her claws and holds on tight for dear life.

>> No.15764108

>>15763900
In the Ghoul one there's just a short bit featuring a corrupted Paladin forcing a dude to drink her milk.
It was in that surprise anal fightan' game scene IIRC.

Also, Ghoul features a lactating Wight but again it isn't a major part of the story.

>> No.15764112

>>15764080
Anubisfucker you think way too much about lolinubi.

>> No.15764114

>>15763875
The wiki has just about the only 3 pieces you'll find of her. A decent sketch, a nice alternate and a good recolour. Oh and there's the MGE II bonus art that was recently revealed.

>> No.15764126

>>15764114
Alternate?

>> No.15764131

>>15764112
He's not me, I'm me.

I mean, I agree with pretty well everything he just said, but that's beside the point.

>> No.15764142

>>15764114
>the MGE II bonus art that was recently revealed.
[goat noises]

>> No.15764147

>>15764131
Oh god, it's like a Mindflayernubis turned a bunch of people into Anubisfuckers like then!

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>>15764126

>> No.15764171

>>15764161
Is she part mummy?

>> No.15764173

>>15764112
That statement is only two-thirds true. I'm not Anubisfucker, there's no such thing as thinking about lolinubi too much, but I do think about them a lot.
All sorts of scenarios, some of them lewd, some of them not so lewd. Things like spending a day out in the woods and giving one piggyback rides as we explore off the beaten path together. Or stroking her hair and giving her backrubs as she reads or studies. And helping her get to sleep by resting her head in my laps and gently cleaning her ears, massaging her scalp and forehead.
Not to mention showering with her, water streaming down her bronze body, her long black hair sticking to the curves of her back and buttcheeks. Lifting her up with my hands under her rump to sandwich her between me and the wall, and dicking her until we're both exhausted. Then cleaning ourselves both up, and wrapping her up in a towel until she looks like some sort of wendigo hybrid, only her face peeking out from the warm fabric.

>> No.15764174

>>15764126
It's just a different concept or a WIP. I hadn't looked it up before, but here's the artist: http://inbunche.deviantart.com/gallery/44622374/Fanart

Their latest piece is an awesome monster girl of the Gore Magala from Monster Hunter.

>>15764161
It's a coloured version of this that's on the wiki. In fact it was posted in the previous thread, I believe.

>> No.15764183

>>15764173
All of that sounds wonderful to be sure.
The cute is cute, the lewd is lewd.

But that last one just utterly destroys my heart. Cuteness overload.

>> No.15764187

>>15764174
I see.

>> No.15764188

Any good undead stories that you would recommend?

>> No.15764189

>>15764174
>It's a coloured version of this that's on the wiki. In fact it was posted in the previous thread, I believe.
The way it's partly coloured and never finished bugs me, I prefer the line art since it looks cleaner.

Shame it's doomed to stay a WIP really.

>> No.15764215

>>15764188
Punaldin's one about a Lich doctor got a laugh out of me, mainly because that's exactly what doctors in kc land would be like.

>> No.15764230

>>15764188
http://pastebin.com/PrNS498q

>> No.15764248

>>15764183
I've never really found a name for it, but it is adorable. Wrapping a lolinubis up a towel to dry her like that is one vairation.
Another is when she's on the bed, and you roll her up in the covers like a pancake. Her arms are pinned to her sides, only her head is sticking out, and all she can do is wriggle about.
Like that, you could pick her up like a rolled-up carpet, kiss her, play with her ears, or whatever you like.
Another variation is where you get her to lie on top of you, then roll yourselves up in the quilt like that. From her perspective, she'll be pinned to you completely, unable to move, nestled against your chest in a world of bedsheets. And you'll be similarly pinned until you roll back out, stuck with your arms wrapped around her.

>> No.15764261

>>15764188
Most of Penywise's stories feature undead, and he's a damn good writer.

>> No.15764265
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>>15764161
>>15764189
Actually, just as with that Pharaoh piece that people mourned over due to the watermark, a quick look through ALL the artist's galleries reveals:
a) a coloured Chimarea https://www.instagram.com/catotoro/ He seems to use this more frequently.
b) his artstation has an even larger version of the coloured Gore Magala dragon https://www.artstation.com/artist/catotoro

Also, save the thread one and trade the sketch for this please? (though I thank you for it since it's nice to see the "whole process" now)

>> No.15764293

>>15764188
Penywise, Punaldin, and LDR all have pretty good undead stories. Avoid Shoggocks at all costs.

>> No.15764295

>>15764248
>Another is when she's on the bed, and you roll her up in the covers like a pancake. Her arms are pinned to her sides, only her head is sticking out, and all she can do is wriggle about.
Anuburrito, yes! YES!

>Spoiler
Even better! Sounds cozy as fuck.
I'd just worry about her getting too stuffy in all that...would have to give her a way to easily signal that she needs air.

>> No.15764323

>>15764265
Learned my lesson, going to check all an artist's pages from now on.

This is fantastic though, the first fully coloured Chimera pic.

>> No.15764354

>>15764295
Yes, that's the perfect name for it! An anuburrito.
And the beautiful thing about it is just how versatile it is. Staying in on a cold winter's day? Just roll yourselves up in such a way that her face is popping out in front just below yours. Then you can go about the house carrying her like that.

I don't think you'd need to worry about a signal or anything, though. She might be resting her head happily upon your chest, cheek against pectoral, but I think you'd still be able to hear her.
So when it starts getting to stuffy from your body heat, or your concentrated scent in such a confined space starts giving her certain urges, she could just say so. Then it'd be a case of unrolling the other way, ending up on your back while she stradles your chest. Her hair a mess, the flush on her cheeks visible even through her dark complexion, smiling and giggling as she clambers, a little dizzy, to meet your eyes with hers.

>> No.15764356
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15764356

Touch the Tiger, Anon.

>> No.15764360

>>15764188
http://pastebin.com/8NnbKVWH
http://pastebin.com/e8Lu2ntc

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>>15764356
I'll touch A tiger, but not that one.

>> No.15764370

>>15764356
But what happens when you touch the tiger, the tiger touches back?

>> No.15764377

>>15764368
You will touch her, and compliment her on her fluffy tiger legs to boost her self-esteem.

>>15764370
You lose your innocence to a Tiger.

>> No.15764379

What kind of dancing is your waifu's favorite? I bet Kikimoras are good a ballet

>> No.15764381

>>15764370
Good things.

>> No.15764385

>>15764377
>compliment her on her fluffy tiger legs to boost her self-esteem.
I'd prefer being honest to avoid any potentially more painful misunderstandings.

>> No.15764386

>>15764379
>Your Kiki maid will never teach you how to dance just in time for the MGC High Prom.

>> No.15764391

>>15764354
>Then it'd be a case of unrolling the other way, ending up on your back while she stradles your chest. Her hair a mess, the flush on her cheeks visible even through her dark complexion, smiling and giggling as she clambers, a little dizzy, to meet your eyes with hers.
This really is almost too good.

So many wonderful ideas for Anubi and Lolinubi...so little money and artists I like available for commissions often enough...

>> No.15764396

>>15764379
Danse Macabre

>> No.15764397

>>15764356
Alright.

>> No.15764406

Crow Tengu are creepy stalkers. They follow men around and take notes on what they like (and do). Is having a cute Waifu worth abandoning your privacy?

>> No.15764412
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>>15764379
A waltz among the waves!
On one hand it requires strength and absolute devotion to your partner's body.
On the other hand, I don't have my "sea legs" just yet, so she earns herself a fine chuckle each time she attempts to teach me more.

>> No.15764417

>Wanted to write a chaos monster from the same place as the mindflayer and shoggoth since neither of them fit what I had in mind
>Realize I'm an uncultured fuck that has never read Lovecraft

shid

>> No.15764418

>>15764386
>Kikimora maid teaches you how to dance
>You take her to prom
>People laugh because you took your maid to prom
>The laughing stops when she starts grinding on you in the dirtiest way possible, eventually leading to her flat out fucking you right there on the dance floor

>> No.15764422

>>15764368
I want to give that tiny tiger a bunch of sweets!

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>>15764422
How about a nice cold popsicle on a hot summer day?

>> No.15764438

>>15764391
Yeah, it's tough when there's more ideas than there is money or suitable artists. And it's even harder for loli stuff, even if it's not totally lewd.

I guess all there is to do is write down the ideas, maybe with potential artists next to them, and wait for the right time with some money saved.

Now, I've got this urge to commission some art with the idea I was just talking about. Maybe a 1st person POV piece with a flushed, messy haired lolinubis straddling your chest. Maybe even two versions. One where she's dressed in pyjamas or something, smiling sweetly, and another where she's totally nude, with a more seductive look to her.

>> No.15764442

>>15764417
Read it you faggot, prose is shit but it's still some great stuff.

>> No.15764445

>>15764435
She can have all the holst ice cream she wants!

>> No.15764447

>>15764438
>Maybe a 1st person POV piece with a flushed, messy haired lolinubis straddling your chest. Maybe even two versions. One where she's dressed in pyjamas or something, smiling sweetly, and another where she's totally nude, with a more seductive look to her.
Yes, that sounds magnificent. Perfection, plain and simple.

>> No.15764448

Would a monster girl let you keep a pet cat? I like cats, and there's a sweet one outside I've been feeding lately that I'd like to let in and keep as a pet. They would like cats right?

>> No.15764452

>>15764448
Sounds like you need a nekomata.

>> No.15764453

>>15764406
I'd be too busy loving her for her to take notes.

>> No.15764465

>>15764377
>>15764381
>Get cornered by Jinko after a round in the gym
>She's covered in a thin sheen of sweat and you're too busy focusing your eyes on her biceps, her trapezium, her abdominals, fucking anything to distract you from the sight of her in spats with healthy sized calcium cannons near your face
"Touch the tiger. Do it now."
>Start running your arm across her developed biceps, her furred forearms and even between her pawed digits
>When you start running across her abs she palms your face in one huge meaty paw and lets out a husky chortle
"You're not touching the tiger yet, little man."
>There's a shuffling sound of fabric while she takes your hand in her free paw and moves it close to something hot enough that you can feel it on the back of your hand
>Then you can feel it, a hot bath of sweat and some kind of musky, sour smelling fluid
>Holy shit it's her vagina
>Try to struggle, she starts to rub herself along your palm, effectively getting herself off
"Go on, keep touching the tiger."
>Finally pull away from her just in time for her to force her spats onto your face, smothering you in the heady smell of her sex and sweat suffocating you
>Her tail wraps around you as one paw palms your growing erection and balls beneath your shorts
"Now... It's time for the tiger to touch [You]"
>To just think, not even a week ago she was just a demure little human gym girl who'd seemed to have innocently asked if you were a dog or cat person

>> No.15764466

>>15764011
Band aids! My holy grail.

>> No.15764473

>>15764448
I'm not sure what problem they would have with one, unless they're a wolf girl or a cat themselves.

>> No.15764480

>>15764465
Lovely.

>> No.15764493

>>15764452
that seems weird, like having a pet python and dating a snake girl, Like what if they can understand each other?

>> No.15764494

>>15764453
"Anon, please! Just let me write down how aggressive you are!"

"That was a really cute nickname you used! I want to save it!"

>> No.15764500

>>15764493
A Yandere monster will spy on you using her pet minions

>> No.15764505

>>15764418
No! Bad Kiki! No lewd in public!

It's the spanking machine for her tonight.

>> No.15764511

>>15763506
>Iron beast
Yay!
>Not the roulette
what?

>> No.15764513

>>15764493
Well, it won't be weird unless you don't want her to use her full cat form to BE your pet cat.

>> No.15764516

>>15764447
Glad you like it too.
It's on my list now, which means for anubis ideas I've got I've got:

Kaoru Tanamachi cosplay (In a queue to be done)
Tharja cosplay
Lewder, 100% bodystocking
Naked Deep-V Cover-Alls
Wedding dress
Extremely long twintails (might upgrade this to a full on Ore Twintails cosplay)
Doing lewd things in zero gravity (Sub-res drew one of these, and there's Loen's lingerie pic, but there's no such thing as enough of this for me)
Hair done up in a ponytail, with a hime cut and side-bangs
Interlacing fingers/digits while holding hands with Anon
Drooling in pleasure onto a pillow while getting her ears cleaned and rubbed (a picture of her drooling while her ears are played with already exists. So kind of already done?)
Cheongsam
Naked apron
Naked towel (Done, thanks based Monorus)
Full rubber/latex body suit
1st person POV of flushed, messy-haired lolinubis straddling viewer. Pyjama version, and lewd naked version

I can feel my bank account crying out in preemptive pain as I look at that list. Someday it'll be completed.

>> No.15764529

>>15764379
>The waltz was also criticized on moral grounds by those opposed to its closer hold and rapid turning movements. Religious leaders almost unanimously regarded it as vulgar and sinful. Continental court circles held out obstinately against the waltz. In England, (a land of strict morals), the waltz was accepted even more slowly.
>"We remarked with pain that the indecent foreign dance called the Waltz was introduced (we believe for the first time) at the English court on Friday last ... it is quite sufficient to cast one's eyes on the voluptuous intertwining of the limbs and close compressure on the bodies in their dance, to see that it is indeed far removed from the modest reserve which has hitherto been considered distinctive of English females. So long as this obscene display was confined to prostitutes and adulteresses, we did not think it deserving of notice; but now that it is attempted to be forced on the respectable classes of society by the civil examples of their superiors, we feel it a duty to warn every parent against exposing his daughter to so fatal a contagion."
There's no other option for high class monsters than a dance that was historically thought to be too lewd.

>> No.15764534

>>15764516
>Doing lewd things in zero gravity.

Aunbises would really like Elite: Dangerous.

>> No.15764536

>>15764516
Jesus anon, I'm both jealous and not jealous at all of this list.

Jealous because you seem to have all your ideas in order, not jealous because holy crap that's a lot of ideas.

>> No.15764537

>>15764063
Ah, I figured as much. The other Senhime who will come up almost as much in search results is Sen Tokugawa from Hyakka Ryouran.

>>15764323
Good, good! May you find great works rather than despair. And, yes, it is fantastic. I even learned a thing or two considering that this Chimaera was drawn with some references to the Crash Bandicoot chimera.

>> No.15764539

>>15764529
That kind of sophsitication is why you marry a Wight. Then she sits on your face.

>> No.15764548

>>15764494
No notes when she's too busy caring for the baby.

>> No.15764586

>>15764465
>fucking anything to distract you from the sight of her in spats with healthy sized calcium cannons near your face
Tall musclegirls with YUGE tits are a plus.

>> No.15764596

>>15764516
>Kaoru Tanamachi
Admittedly not familiar.

>Tharja cosplay
Alternatively, Tharja as an Anubis? I think both could be excellent.

>Naked Deep-V Cover-Alls
Excellent.
Naked suspenders also good.

>Wedding Dress
Always a good idea. I'm sure I've said it before, but pic related started out as such a thing, before me and Mono both agreed she looked good in purple.

>Extremely long twintails (might upgrade this to a full on Ore Twintails cosplay)
Oh that'd be neat.

>Doing lewd things in zero gravity
>but there's no such thing as enough of this for me
Amen.

>Hair done up in a ponytail, with a hime cut and side-bangs
Personally not a fan of ponytails in general. This particular style being the exception.

>Handholding
L-Lewd...

>Ear-cleaning ahegao
Fun.

>Cheongsam
MUCH APPROVAL OF THIS HAVE I.

>Naked Apron
This as well.

>Naked towel (Done, thanks based Monorus)
You're both fantastically based in my books for that.

>>15764534
>Elite: Dangerous
God I need to get that game.

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>>15764417
If you're going by strictly Star-Spawn of Cthulhu or the Big C himself, it'd be R'lyeh in the Pacific Ocean. Shoggoths on Earth originated from the Plateau of Leng in Antarctica with the Elder Things. Ubbo-Sathla and Atlach-Nacha are both in Antarctica as well.

If you're going to be an Abominationfag then cool beans, just don't disappoint me like Harblador's absence or make me irritated like Boll/Shoggocks' stupid passive-aggressive bitchiness that made a stupid old feud resurface

>> No.15764609

>>15764534
Living a life exploring the galaxy, doing whatever jobs might come their way, and living freely in the vast expanses of space? Yeah, could appeal to them.

>>15764536
Yeah, I try to keep it all organised. Right now I've got a file for my commission ideas, a seperate one for my anubis commission ideas, a list of the art I've gotten from artists, wherever through gifts or commissions, and an Excel spreadsheet of artists who will do MG commissions. That latter one isn't complete, but I've got a good 64 names on there right now.
Even then, I don't think I'm as organised as Jabberwock guy when it comes to how he sorts his MG art.

I'm pretty sure it'll take a pretty long time to get that list completed as it currently is, and there's no doubt I'll be adding ideas to it as well. It's a feeling so complicated.

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>>15764442
I just finished reading Nyarlathotep. I don't think I've understood anything of what was said.

>> No.15764645

>>15764611
Read it again

Keep reading

Do not stop reading

>> No.15764648

>>15764606
>>15764611
Heh.

>> No.15764653

>>15764442
>Le lovecraft had shit prose
When will this meme die? Lovecraft had OK prose. Only sjwfags who love cthulu but hate that lovecraft was a racist push that meme as a way to push his legacy down further.

Man I had a Shoggoth book club to join and discuss stories.

>> No.15764654

>>15764609
>"What are you playing Anon?"
>"A game where you fly through space as Commander of a ship. It's beautifully designed and worth all the tutorials."
>"What tutorials?"
>"You have to spend an hour or so watching tutorials before you can play effectively, and map out trade rout-MMGH!"

It's hard to around an Anubis enough that they go straight to facesitting, but Elite manages.

>> No.15764700

>>15763279
what game?

>> No.15764715

>>15764596
Kaoru's one of the girls in Amagami. Fluffy hair, confident and assertive, best friend of the MC, and has the objectively best navel.
You're right with the Tharja one though, either way roung would work well.
I get what you mean about the ponytail, I just think it'd be a nice alternate look. Like the picture .less drew where she's holding a wrench? I adore that kind of messy, but still elegant ponytail, where it's not drawing up all the hair on the head, but still allows for bangs and stuff.
What colour do you think would work the best for an anubis' cheongsam?

>>15764654
>She just take the controller/keyboard from you, and pushes you down on the couch, sitting on the face and taking over the game from you
>You take it in stride and start eating her out.

Yes.

>> No.15764716

>>15764700
It isn't from a game.

>> No.15764754
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> travels the world gathering spirits
> saves a nation from desolation by turning it into a Demon Realm
> soloed a dark matter just for more power to do work
> still no husband

How does someone travel through monster-owned territory without getting forcibly married? I want to propose to best girl with least fanart.

>> No.15764773

Uh oh! Your Monster girl waifu is pregnant with decatuplets! What are you going to do!?

>> No.15764782

>>15764754
>How does someone travel through monster-owned territory without getting forcibly married?
Say you have your eyes on someone.

>> No.15764784

>>15764754
I don't think she could be forced to marry anyone.

>> No.15764787

>>15764773
I'm going to ía ía cthulhu ftaghn louder than ever before because she's Shub-Niggurath.

>> No.15764788

>>15764773
That's a lot of tiny tigers. I'm going to rub that growing belly, help her recover after the long birthing process, raise all of them with all the love I have, and pat all the tiny tiger heads.

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For some reason I think Raiju would love to be huge teases, maybe it's because I kinda see actual weasels as being mischievous, but I could see Raiju being the type to walk around shirtless/with barely anything on just to bug you, doing yoga and flexing where you can see her, or getting touchy-feely with you whenever she can.

>> No.15764797

>>15764754
>Really smart and cute.
>Dark Matter, a really powerful Monster.
>Makes cute moans when her tentacles rub against her pussy.
>Badass.

I'll marry her if nobody wants to.

>> No.15764813

>>15764791
I can get behind this.

>> No.15764814

>>15764791
>Raiju going nude or wearing spats with no panties, and doing standing splits when they know you're looking.

Oh boy.
I wish Latenight had given that raiju the fluffy monstergirl arms and legs, though. Only thing holding that picture back.

>> No.15764824

>>15764791
Gonna give her the D battery.

>> No.15764835

>>15764824
Give her a Shining Dragon.

>> No.15764839

>>15763892
...s-sauce?

>> No.15764844

>>15764797
She really wants a husband too. She tried to put a personal ad in one of the monster manuals if I'm remembering correctly. She's pretty much a Christmas Cake if I'm not wrong.
You've gotta be willing to take in her elementals too.

>> No.15764847

>>15764839
A Monster's Hospitality.

>> No.15764860

>>15764844
How does she feel about a harem, where she's my Waifu and the rest are Monstergirls with Benefits?

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>>15764754
DORK YOU'LL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND

>> No.15764862

>>15764791
to be fair there are plenty of monsters that fit that bill. Probably most of them really. Living with monster girls must be boner hell

>> No.15764863

>>15764773
Suddenly start to worry that mofucores may not be a joke after all and start reading up on manticore biology. It'd be too embarrassing to ask the wife.

>> No.15764864

>>15764839
It's a really good doujin by the way anon.
That Lamia wants to eat him because her friends said that humans taste good, but she's too soft hearted and he's too kind.
They end up fucking, falling in love, marrying, and having a kid together.

>> No.15764868

>>15764860
Dorky CC or not, she's still a monstergirl with pride.
The only harem she'll let you have is her and her Elementals. That should be all the monster pussy you need.

>>15764861
I want to bend that Lilim over a bed and spank her fat ass until she stops being so rude.
Then comes the rough fucking.

>> No.15764872

>>15764863
>Anon always thought manticores and mofucores were different species
>It turns out the mofucore is the infant form of the manticore
>When a manticore gives birth to them, they just tumble and roll out of her tailpussy, whooping and laughing, fur matter from the fluids

Monstergirls are fucking weird.

>> No.15764875

>>15764868
>Bend a Lilim in a naked apron over and spank her ass
>It gives a soft jiggle and she smiles, her vaginal lips winking at you softly as they begin to grow moist
"Come on then, show me what you got~"
>Keep slapping her, the more and more her ass jiggles the more and more she begins to leak fem-pre
>Give her a rough fucking like you always thought you could give a masochistic monster
>Try to pull out, tail wraps around you
>Rough fucking goes until the morning sun

>> No.15764876

>>15764862
well, right up until you get a gf/wife that is. The teasing and boners are still there but at least they're manageable.

>> No.15764877
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>>15764596
>>15764715
Just realized I forgot the pic related when I said pic related...

>What colour do you think would work the best for an anubis' cheongsam?
Hmm, good question...Black's always nice. Purple as I mentioned and here demonstrate is nice. Maybe a shade of red to bring out her eyes? Though I know you prefer green, which could also work.

>> No.15764893

Are any writefags or greentexters on? I want to request something I've been thinking about for a while.

>> No.15764895

>>15764893
I'm here

>> No.15764896
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15764896

Anubutts are pretty doggos.

>> No.15764897

>>15764893
I'm also here

>> No.15764900

>>15763288

>> No.15764902

>>15764893
I'm here but only in a shitposting capacity.

>> No.15764910

Does anybody have the uncensored version of that Cassandra pic from last thread? I don't remember seeing it before and I didn't see it until the thread 404'd.

>> No.15764913

>>15764875
At some point I'm gonna flip her over and fuck her missionary style so I can look into her eyes while I do it!

>> No.15764915

>>15764877
Yeah, green eyes are my favourite, but it's not vital to me that ever picture have them. Red eyes have that striking, wolfish, glow-in-the-dark charm to them, after all.
Black and purple cheongsams would be pretty interesting. With the anubis' hair and skin colour, I think they'd look quite subtle on her. Like wearing skin colour clothes, that illusion of nudity while still being decent, especially with the cheongsam clinging to her curves and showing her thighs like that.
Red with gold highlights and filigree is a pretty classic look for a cheongsam as well, so that would definitely match well with her eyes.
It might be something to ask an artist about. I'm no good at fashion and colour theory.

>> No.15764925

>>15764896
Doggos are not for checking out.

>> No.15764926

>>15764897

>>15764895













































>>15764895
>>15764897
Cool! Do either one of you like this idea?

>Qt guy prepositioned by a Lilim.
>He agrees to fuck her.
>The second the tip of his dick touches her pussy, he's already cumming.
>By the time she's hilted him, he's cum harder than he thought possible.
>Continues fucking him until she orgasms on his dick, which feels better than hearing the choir of Heaven.
>Pulls out, he's still shooting.
>She walks away with his cum in her pussy.
He gets up a few minutes later, completely fine. Both of them that kind of sex as a fetish.

It ends with them building a snowman.

>> No.15764930

>>15764913
>Giving a Lilim childhood friend a rough fucking in missionary
>Telling her you've always loved her
>How you've always admired her, even with her platitude of sisters
>Making her furiously blush and avert her gaze before you force her to make eye contact
>Putting Lilim into a mating press and pounding her baby room like a jackhammer
>Try to pull out before you ejaculate
>REQUEST TO PULL OUT: DENIED
>Wraps legs around you, her tail around you, her fucking arms and wings around you as she looks into your eyes with heart pupils and makes you flood her womb with so much semen that the afterglow lights up the bedroom in the DL's castle like the fucking Fourth of July
>Several months later, acquire triplet daughterus

>> No.15764932

>>15764926
That's a lot of space.

>> No.15764933
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>>15764925
Too late, I'm checking out all the doggos, with their fluffy mofu and fit stomachs!

>> No.15764939

>>15764933
You sick fuck! i bet you also molest their ears and sniff their tails!

>> No.15764940

>>15764896
And pretty good with their hands as this shows.
Although I'm a little jealous thinking about how she'll be naturally more comfortable becoming dirty on the job AND look better doing it.

>> No.15764945

>>15764925
No, they're for marrying then checking out.

>>15764930
That's given me a pretty neat idea.
Monstergirls having literal afterglows p. Because of the magic they absorb from the semen, when they're in their hazy, post-sex bliss, their bodies literally glow and radiate a soft light, like an aura. Each one unique to an individual in colour, style, softness, etc, depending on her species and personality.

>> No.15764948

>>15764939
With permission, Anon. With permission.
At least for that last one, I'm sure.
Right, other Anon?

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>>15764933

>> No.15764950
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>>15764939
Sometimes I even hold their paw or give their tail a good brushing!

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>>15764926
>>15764932
Did someone say space?

I'm sure Anon was just giving them an example of how long he'd like the story to be. Right?

>> No.15764959

>>15764949
>>15764950
>Flipping an anubis' switch with teasing, stroking and brushing until she's sopping wet, giving off pheromones so thick you can barely think through them, and turning her into a nympho even more lewd and forceful than a hellhound in heat

Oh god, yes please.

>> No.15764961

>>15764915
>Black and purple cheongsams would be pretty interesting. With the anubis' hair and skin colour, I think they'd look quite subtle on her. Like wearing skin colour clothes, that illusion of nudity while still being decent, especially with the cheongsam clinging to her curves and showing her thighs like that.
>Red with gold highlights and filigree is a pretty classic look for a cheongsam as well, so that would definitely match well with her eyes.
Precisely my thoughts on both cases.

>> No.15764962

>>15764930
Gonna cuddle her and our daughterus!
Gonna show them all sorts of movies and games!
Just imagine how confused her sisters back on the other side of the portal will be when she comes back for the family reunion dressed in modern casual clothes with three little Lilims wearing t-shirts and skirts.

>> No.15764964

>>15764957
Sub-Res drew that? He's come a long way.

>> No.15764965

>>15764957
Yes! That would be a good length.

>> No.15764967

>>15764950
I know girls can be as, if not more extreme when it comes to teasing, but man as men at least we don't end up becoming such a lewd mess as pictured. You'd better satisfy her heart properly after making her like that, one way or another.

>> No.15764977

>>15764957
That's either a Tengen Toppa-sized wolfgirl, or she's a long, long way away from civilisation.

>> No.15764981

What reason would a monster have for wanting the guy fucking her to pull out?

>> No.15764985

>>15764981
If she wants it all over her face or tits or wherever.
Some monstergirls are into that.

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>>15764950
Bullying Monster Girls is the best!

>> No.15765005

>>15764967
>as men at least we don't end up becoming such a lewd mess as pictured.
I bet a monstergirl would be able to reduce a man to such a state, though. Magic, pheromones, natural charm... With those on their side, they could arouse like no human ever could.

>> No.15765006

>>15764977
Dude, that's a quasar in the background. As in the only way you could be as close as she is to one is to exist when earth was still a molten blob about 3 billion years before the first single celled scum evolved.

>> No.15765008
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>>15764964
"Mofu is might!" as I've come to say! Heck, even he thinks so as evidence by his DA profile picture: "Dutcman with Fluff: 'I am growing stronger'"

My favourite of his works to-date is still the sublime 'Madam M. Jensen' sketch that a few anons and I thought of and he found enjoyable enough to draw, if not also having had contributed to the discussion itself (pic related)

Speaking of Deus Ex, not only was there an ad for it on his DA page, but GaLm with the 4 parts of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided LP today! I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS! But I'll take it.

>>15764977
Still gotta' watch that some day. Too much LP content and seasonal anime currently. Well, I say that, but it's a matter of not wanting to lose self-control and fall behind on multiple series for the sake of one.

If I don't enjoy entertainment and support the people who make it properly, what kind of example would I be setting for my waifu? And just think about the (soon-to-be) children!

>> No.15765011

>>15764985
How does it taste better for monster girls, to just swallow in her mouth or to receive it in her womb?

>> No.15765030

>>15765008
Why did you have to post such a great girl with that shit taste?

>> No.15765049

>>15765011
Yeah I think its different for each girl. Like both different for each species and different for each individual. Also corruption fruit makes it better on the skin.

>> No.15765061

>>15765006
Yeah, you're right, but I think the time when most quasars were commonly occurring was around 10 billion years ago.
Either way, yeah, you'd have to be a huge distance away from one to safely observe it, considering all that phenomenal energy and gamma radiation they're emitting.
A mostly focused beam of pure light and energy, destructive power born from so many stellar masses within the accretion disc of a supermassive black hole so large, it has an entire galaxy orbiting around it.
There's no other power in the universe quite like them.

>>15765008
Too much LP content to watch? I don't even know what to say about that, except to maybe regain control of your life.
Make some time to watch the series when you can, though.

>> No.15765076
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Heavy Automatons with epaulettes.

>> No.15765078

>>15765061
>There's no other power in the universe quite like them.

Considering how we only see them because observing the heavens is also an exercise in observing the past, more correct to say there was nothing like them since there hasn't been for a really really long time. There's a reason I used 8 billion as the tail end.

>> No.15765094

>>15764985
This, especially is it's their first time and they're so sensitive on the outside that they want to feel the warmth there first.

>>15765005
Can we actually produce that much though? I think that by that point we're already shooting the stuff they really want.

>>15765011
None of them can- okay, maybe a few can, but most of them can't "taste" through their lower "lips".

If you're asking if it tastes better when they take it straight from you, or after it pours out of them, that depends on what you've both eaten. That and if she prefers the afterglow cocktail of you both or your pure taste instead in general.

>>15765030
It is a glutton who seeks to consume everything as quickly as possible. To savor the dishes before them and carve out a time and place for even greater delicacies is the way of the one with fine taste, whether their palate has tasted much or tasted few.

And I was officially introduced to anime relatively recently. I knew about MGE before that. Also, TTGL was always a "it's good, but the kind of good where it won't matter when you see it, basically timeless" recommendation

>>15765061
Well, between all the seasonal anime, LN, manga and other non-virtual entertainment. Not binging before I have time is how I keep control.

>> No.15765105
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So, monstergirls in the MGE manage to find lewd or abnormally organic ways to solve a lot of problems, given that their major resource is sex and they have crazy anatomy.
Just how far does this extend? Can every simple job turn into some wacky BDSM scenario? Do they make magitek that can be fixed with cum?

>> No.15765109

>>15765076
Wanna hold hands with the automaton!

>> No.15765117

>>15765105
>Can every simple job turn into some wacky BDSM scenario?
Oh, absolutely!

>> No.15765123

>>15765105
The Demon Lord and her ex-hero husband are literally trying to fuck reality to their liking. What do you think?

>> No.15765129

>>15765105
That's pretty great. I'd imagine there'd be some unusual sexual solutions to certain specific problems, yes.
Nothing as wildly hilarious as that picture, but with magic being some Spiral-esque source of literally unlimited energy produced from nothing, you'd see somepretry interesting stuff. Technology and societal norms would advance in completely different and unique ways.

>> No.15765134

>>15765105
I think a slime would work better than a fox in that situation

>> No.15765136
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>>15765105
What? Was she just killed? I know that one comic with the phone personification, but this?

To answer your question: they don't have a lot in the way of jobs or that can break. For such things, they were for the most part either the makers themselves and know how to rebuild, know a spell or two or can just convince a man or 3 to help them (while they help themselves to their favourite man of the lot sometimes).

They mightn't sell their bodies, but they- I'm just going to stop ruining your particular brand of fun actually.

>> No.15765139

>>15765129
>somepretry
I'll be honest, that has an interesting and almost fancy sound to it.

>> No.15765140
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>>15765123
That's not comedy! Threading Spirit Energy and Demonic Energy together in the shape of a double helix is how you get pic related.

>> No.15765144

>>15765123
Not him but honestly the guy is being way too Rube Goldberg about the whole thing. KC just goes "Abracamamanobama! It's fixed!"

All that other weird shit would require effort, and effort is the antithesis of monster culture.

>> No.15765146

>>15765105
>That weird moment when your single MG neighbor comes to you asking for help
>"Sir, my air conditioner just broke, i need you to take off your pants and cum all over me so i can mix your energy with mine and fix it easier"
How do you even respond to this? you're not even sure if she legit needs help or just wants to husbando you.

>> No.15765147

Would monsters have very little innovation(outside of sex toys) after they beat the CG?

>> No.15765151

>>15765140
But what if I'm trying to get Spiral Energy's bigger meaner cousin anon? What if I'm trying to make a Getter Ray powered Automaton combat maid?

>> No.15765158

>>15765147
They have very little innovation outside of sex toys as it is already. The joke is just that apparently every technology can be applied to sex toys so they are crazy advanced because of it, just that they never use it for anything else. It's why you have automatons but everyone still lives in stone castles.

>> No.15765177

>>15765139
Tired hands make for bad grammar and interesting not-words.

>>15765140
As much as I'd love to harness Spiral Energy and use it to fuck my waifu with the literal force of a cosmos behind me, I can't help but draw parallels between it and DE/SE. And I can't help but think that the Demon Lord could potentially be ignorant to any long term consequences the Chief God might actually be aware of.

Like maybe (TTGL spoilers) the Chief God used monsters and cullings to keep the human race in check, so that spirit energy would never grow out of hand.
But now that the Demon Lord is in charge, humans and MGs are producing and consuming SE and DE without restraint, producing matter and energy from nothingness as a result, bending the fabric of reality to a breaking point.
And the Demon Lord doesn't have the restraint or awareness to prevent a Spiral Nemesis-like event. A "Demon Nemesis" if you will. She'll just try to solve the problem with more fucking and DE, not knowing she's actually accelerating the problem.

>> No.15765179

>>15764959
>Tease an Anubis verbally, stroke her ears and brush her tail until she goes into premature estrus
>Doesn't say, gets up and bends over so you can smell her through the fabric
>There's something about it that's soporific, a thick heady smell of feral lust and instincts being woken in you
>She's swishing her tail back and forth until more and more of the thick in-heat smell just engulfs your entire mind and body
>Rough. Anubis fucking.
>Wake up not knowing where you are, not knowing who you are
>All you know is that some guy, presumably a cop is yelling at you in ching chong ding dong language while Goobis sleeps with her cheeks resting on your morning wood

>> No.15765182
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>>15764961
Now I want a threesome with a Hellhound and an Anubutt.

>>15765008
>Mankind Divided
God I was so let down by the ending to that, or lack thereof.

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>>15765147
No. Never mind that there are monsters who by nature pursue creativity and invention, they'd be pretty capable of adapting various facets of their culture to contribute to more than just making love (and families) for the sake of their very existence.

It's like that one Anon who brought up how we "abandoned" Raiju's official profile - yes and no.

It seems like that, but we basically adapt features to other activities. While a Raiju usually both builds up energy and expends it through sexual activity, that is from the POV of a Raiju who has only lived as a Raiju.

Lots can happily change when they really start interacting with other cultures, especially the one their husband is fond of.

>> No.15765191

>>15765177
>Spoiler
The other nonaligned gods that exist in KC's setting fear exactly that.

>> No.15765199

>>15765140
>CG: That is the path that leads to extinction. Why can't you see the pathetic limitation of the mortal races?
>DL: No, that's YOUR limitation! You sit here, closed-off, locking away other lifeforms thinking you know what love is! That's nobody's limitation but your own!!

Great job anon, now I need to watch it again. Or maybe run MGQ again. My manly spirit wants to see some mons break through the heavens. Maybe some combining. And not just the sexual way either- maybe team attacks or something.

>> No.15765200

>>15765177
But maybe, just maybe, a fellow MGE lover's positive and honest view of it made it all just a bit better?

>>15765182
>spoiler
I see. I'll keep that thoroughly in mind, though, I'm enjoying the ride and the world it takes place in thus far.

Still want to commission Sub to do an awesome full-colour piece of Madam M. Jensen, but commies are closed right now.SOON

>> No.15765212

>>15765188
We're talking about KC, not your headcanon land. The monstergirls there don't embrace other cultures. Essentially what happens when a place monsterizes is some weird kind of utopian anarchy where all the rules and laws are thrown out the window yet everyone still functions happily without them.

Unfortunately, those kind of expectations of behavior and traditions are what makes a culture. So monsterized places always change into a monster culture. Even in KC, the only ones who cling to old ways are the human girls who were transformed. Two or three generations out and that will disappear.

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>>15765200
For what it's worth, I did enjoy the 25 or so hours I spent with it, I feel I got my money's worth, but the ending just feels like MGSV all over again.

>>15765179
I wish wolfus were real.

>> No.15765224

>>15765179
Yes, yes YES. I was waiting for this!
Primal, unrestrained, mind-melting breeding sex with the anubi in heat!

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>>15765151
You get that by having sex with Automations. Fill up your maid and it'll be done.

>>15765177
Yeah, that could absolutely be the case. Although the Anti-Spiral did some really fucked up stuff to ensure Spiral Energy wouldn't get out of control, so you can't blame most humans and Monstergirls for believing the Demon Lord. If anything Demonic Energy should be used to tear open a hole to a new universe with a sturdier fabric of reality. Anyone who needs its infinite power can call on it.

>> No.15765233

>>15765105
by proxy sure. Most any task has one species or another that is really good at that sort of task. They work better when they fuck alot. Ergo yes fucking sort of does fix all problems.

>> No.15765234

I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned anal sex in tandem with the Anubis discussion.

>> No.15765235

>>15765212
I'll assume you aren't the Anon I was attempting to give an answer to. I mean, I suppose change would be slow. But what happens when different monsters are living around the same area?

Especially ones who are fond of learning, or very warm, inviting and curious about others in general? Granted, such MGs and even their husbands may just be "seduced" into caring less about such matters by the more sexually obsessed couples, but can you really stop change?

>>15765213
I'm glad to hear that first part. As for the second part, I have reason to believe in "next time".

>> No.15765241

>>15765234
We were just waiting for you to have that honour. Just do not ever do it if she does not feel clean!
Mamono be damned. An Anbuis has her pride.

>> No.15765251

>>15765229
>Automations
Is this the word we call members of the all 'Automaton nation' (husbandos notwithstanding), the members of the 'Automation'?

>> No.15765260

>>15765229
>tear open a hole to a new universe with a sturdier fabric of reality.
But wouldn't that make the new universe incredibly less sturdy by the nature of that action? You'd be tearing a hole in it large enough for an entire world's population, and be keeping it open for a very considerable long of time. Not to mention the amount of DE you'd be using to do that, and the fact that you'd now be bringing all your population, including incubi and monstergirls, producing mighty amounts of DE, into the new world.

This could easily just turn into a multi-universe apocalypse event, where the Demon Lord's empire is forced to migrate from universe to universe, leaving nothing but shattered and destroyed realities in her wake, Big Crunches, increasing in number as more and more are born with the power to produce DE.

>> No.15765266

>>15765234
That's a treat for the weekends, for those who are into it. It always leaves her a little sore afterwards anyway, so the weekend when she can rest is the best time for it.

>> No.15765278

>>15765212
Mm, not exactly senpai. Monstergirls have a hivemind system working for them- a sort of low level link to DL herself that allowed her to succubize them in the first place. Demon Realms work because all the monstergirls living in them share a subconscious desire to prioritize their husband over fighting or scheming against their neighbors.

>> No.15765283

>>15765235
>But what happens when different monsters are living around the same area?
>Especially ones who are fond of learning, or very warm, inviting and curious about others in general? Granted, such MGs and even their husbands may just be "seduced" into caring less about such matters by the more sexually obsessed couples, but can you really stop change?

All their stuff is built around sex though. Even the supposedly wise cow only cares about acquiring knowledge on the sex habits of other monsters and using that to hook them up with men. Sex is the ultimate purpose and goal, and they put it right out there in the open. Which interestingly isn't different from the drive of just about every biological being on the planet in reality. Humans are some of the few that even pretend differently.

When they win and no longer even have to compete nearly as harshly for males, the bar will actually fall for them.

And even the greatest non-sex scholars will still be geared in the same general direction.

"Anon: a biography of the last human man."
"Lost sexual rituals of human women, and what we can learn from them."

Nobody is arguing that there aren't multiple applications for many things monsters do. What's silly is arguing that any of them particularly care about any of them.

You're familiar with the old Id, Ego, SuperEgo right? KC Monstergirls basically don't have the last one. They have a SuperId instead.

>> No.15765289

>>15765278
It's not a hivemind. It's more like brainwashing or mind control. Kind of ironic that DE did the same thing to the old monsters themselves that people complain about it doing to everything else.

>> No.15765290

>>15765260
The alternative is, of course, chaos. Atlach-nacha, Mindflayers, and Shoggoths working toward an anti-spiral sort of entity by serving the DLs desires.

>> No.15765296

I want to create an Automaton based off of Wurms!

>> No.15765304

>>15765296
Sounds like that digging machine from that movie The Core.

>> No.15765305
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"Hoo, hoo"

>> No.15765312

>>15765305
Who is that cutie?

>> No.15765313

>>15765260
In TTGL, they momentarily tear a hole in the universe and it sort of closes by itself. They wouldn't be moving her entire empire there, though!

Spiral Energy is a force of evolution, and one of the effects of purposeful evolution can be increased intelligence. My idea is to move the Demon Lord and her husband to another, sturdier and empty universe. Once the Chief God is defeated they can use that power to become more intelligent rather than throwing galaxies around. Given enough time, the both of them could figure out how to use their power to strengthen the fibers that hold the universe together. Like pic related.

The problem is that the Demon Lord isn't going to be thinking "I can apply the principles of Artificial SuperIntelligence here!" We need to get a Lich to replace her. Unless her husband will realize that exponential energy generation isn't a good idea.

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>>15765313

>> No.15765323

>>15765290
Scary. So the big eldritch gods are actually trying to prevent the apocalypse scenario th Demon Lord is unwittingly causing.
But of course, all their servants they send, like the shogs and flayers, turn into monstergirls.

It's not something KC would ever bring up in his setting, of course, but it'd be very interesting to see a story like that.
Set in the MGE world, slowly becoming a perfect paradise of sex, as the universe slowly becomes more and more unstable, with certain higher entities trying to stop the devastating force that is Demonic Energy.

>> No.15765324

>>15765312
The fluffiest of owl girls

>> No.15765342

>>15765323
I think they're more just the symbol of the same thing the DL does to every other god's servants, turns them into her own servants.

Valks
Cupids
Sea Bitches
Eldritch Abominations
Pharoahs

All served different deities. All become monsterized. Kinda scary when you think about it. But then everyone knows just how broken DE is in the first place.

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>>15765283
Hmm. I still don't know. Let's agree to disagree, but also agree that we should enjoy this topic again once all the girls of MGEII are out.

>> No.15765351

>>15765342
It's a kind of parasitism and assimilation, in a way. A force so vast all it comes across is swept up and becomes a part of it wherever they want to or not.
And yes, it is pretty terrifying.

>> No.15765357

>>15765342
Seems like a conglomeration of sex ending

>> No.15765359

>>15765351
No wonder Elves are so quick to recognized lewdness.

>> No.15765364

>>15765359
Yes, they are quick to realize when the D should not be present. Darn spelling my mistakes

>> No.15765369

The old Humans might be able to keep innovation and advancement going after DL wins

>> No.15765370

>>15765342
> in before someone makes a complaint regarding incubi again
I swear I will never understand why some folk in this thread just can't appreciate getting buffs for doing the right thing and picking a monstergirl waifu.

Then again, can we get a confirm on the importance of SE in all this? We know that it is capable of most of the magic feats DE is, we know it is a naturally occurring resource, and we know that creatures that already have DE really, really want it.

>> No.15765371 [DELETED] 

Would someone mind relinking the imgur album that has all the 2nd encyclopedia bonus art in it? I seem to have misplaced my picture of the Demon going cowgirl.

>> No.15765374

>>15765369
Are you kidding? After monstergirls show up, innovation and advancement is going to get a few hundred year fast forward.

>> No.15765382

>>15765374
Confirmed. Chief god liked her humans in the early iron age and would ask her old demon lord to wipe them back to post bronze age understanding when they advanced too far. We just got sentient robots in the latest update. DL loves technology and advancement.

>> No.15765384

>>15765283
I bet the SuperId knows all the best sex positions.

>> No.15765393 [DELETED] 

>>15765371
Hai kore
http://imgur.com/a/nqe09

And for posterity: MGEII new girls
http://imgur.com/a/6iMYT

>> No.15765398 [DELETED] 

>>15765393
delet this

t. kc

>> No.15765399

>>15765370
>Then again, can we get a confirm on the importance of SE in all this? We know that it is capable of most of the magic feats DE is, we know it is a naturally occurring resource, and we know that creatures that already have DE really, really want it.

Read the part in World Guide 1 about the perpetual fucking machine.

SE is fuel to make DE
A man monsterized into an incubus produces more SE the more DE is poured into him.

Both processes produce GREATER energy than is used in them. This results in a neverending spiral in power upward from fucking. It's how a lowly succubus and her paladin husband became gods who can shake the heavens themselves.

Incubi are most certainly non-human, in the way a monsterized elf isn't a regular elf. They don't think exactly the same way, some things are forcibly overwritten in their minds. Not as drastic as a human girl going succubus but still a similar process.

Interestingly, the MGE dwarves and elves make a good parallel for why humanity fears incubi. Except instead of one day, you look up and all your bros are gone, it's that one day you look up and all the human women are gone.

>> No.15765405 [DELETED] 

>>15765393
My thanks, friend. You are a saint.

>> No.15765409

>>15765374
But all the innovation would be in sex, and pretty much nothing else
>>15765382
The best for pure humans would be defeating the DL and CG

>> No.15765414

>>15765384
She even invents new ones.

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>>15765398

>> No.15765426

>>15765399
But won't humans face the exact same fate as the dwarves if they get too infected without the birth barrier being broken?
The "run out of bros", that is.

>> No.15765431

>>15765409
You'd also have to defeat the entire line of succession for the Demon Lord, since any Lilim could take up the reigns in case something happens.
Not an easy feat for humanity, to say the least.

>> No.15765443

How does one best send a dragon into a breeding frenzy?

>> No.15765446

>>15765399
>It's how a lowly succubus and her paladin husband became gods who can shake the heavens themselves.
Nigga she was powerful enough to become the DL and he was the most powerful hero the CG ever had.

>>15765409
>The best for pure humans would be defeating the DL and CG
Not going to happen, (A few) heroes are able to match the most powerful monstergirls thanks to the Chief God's boost.

Without their help, humans can take middle tier monstergirls at most.

>inb4 triggered HFYfag

>> No.15765453

>>15765399
>>15765431

Does DE dissipate in an environment of other energies if its isolated, or is it like The Thing where one infected dog gets out and before long you've got your entire research station tied up and are testing them for lewdness?

>> No.15765458

>>15765426
Yes. That's the gamble the demon lord is making. But since after a thousand years of war, monstergirls are still only about 9% of the population and the DL can already beat the Chief God's ass like a drum if she could only get ahold of her, that gamble is likely to pay off. In fact KC has told us since long ago that the DL will win for certain.

>> No.15765465

Reminder that the CG and DL are both shit and deserve a beating.

Neutral life is the best life.

>> No.15765469

>>15765453
The Thing. It cannot be cleansed or destroyed. It only spreads inevitably until one day it will cover everything. That's why it's broken as fuck.

The old kind of DE from previous Demon Lords didn't seem to be this way though.

>> No.15765470

>>15765431
>>15765446
I'm not saying what is possible, I'm just saying what would be best possible outcome for the pure humans in KCistan.

>> No.15765472

>>15765453
It's nuclear, anon. Dark Matters are DE nukes. It doesn't fade away, it can't be purified, and they don't intend to stop.

>> No.15765473

>>15765465
>t. guy who's gonna get beat by whoever wins

>> No.15765475

>>15765446
>Nigga she was powerful enough to become the DL and he was the most powerful hero the CG ever had.

I know. But I was comparing that to actual gods, which by this point they have surpassed.

>> No.15765478

>>15765473
Are you talking about yourself?

>> No.15765480

>>15765465
Join Chaos, enjoy freedom to live how you want.

>> No.15765483

>>15765465
Pretty much. It's a shame the entirety of KC's plot revolves around choosing the shinier piece of shit when it comes to humanities future.

But corruption fags will be corruption fags.

>> No.15765485

>>15765313
You mean the Ark-Gurren punch?

And that superintelligence thing is fair enough, but like you say, the Demon Lord isn't thinking that far. She doesn't want accelerated evolution or higher intelligence. She wants a paradise of fucking. It would take external intervention from something not a part of her empire, and therefore not under her thrall, to create that awareness.
Even then, having a higher level of intelligence, or superintelligence, to strengthen the fundamental integrity of a universe doesn't seem like a sure fix. It feels more like the sort of thing where you have a fallible entity making these changes even gods can't or shouldn't do. I mean, just think about the implications of being able to have that much metaphysical control over a concept like that. The multiverse would be the way it is, right down to its stability, for a reason, and changing factors like that might lead to something even worse. There is such a thing as too much stability, and if one would have to keep increasing it with the same ever-growing, instability-generating force that DE is, then who knows what could happen. We as humans have no way to comprehend this, but what if that stability stops branching universes in the multiverse. What if it causes some form of multiuniversal stasis? Forget time stopping, this is full on reality stopping. At this point, it's completely in the realm of sci-fi. But it's fun to think about.

And besides, it's like that song says. No one man should have all that power. Even if that man is a woman, or a god, like the Demon Lord.

>> No.15765486

>>15765475
Thing is, they didn't start from the bottom.

>> No.15765487

>>15765480
>wanting to be a monsterboy
Worst faction, and that's saying something when the Fallen God is a thing.

>> No.15765496

>>15765480
Chaos is dumb and so is Law. Neutral/Grimm is the best for humans.

>> No.15765498

>>15765487
How do you go from chaos to monsterboy? That's an impressive set of mental gymnastics.

>> No.15765503

>>15765486
Fair point.

>> No.15765507

>>15765483
The worst part is in his setting the DL wins, sure she's better than the Chief God but it's still fucking awful for pure humans that want to live a quiet life.

>> No.15765508

Why was >>15765393 deleted? It was just the new profiles and bonus art.

>> No.15765512

>>15765498
>Every chaos girl turns her husband into a monsterboy
>"Wow, anon. What a leap in logic you have to say something about monsterboys!"

You can't be serious.

>> No.15765513

>>15765487
Atleast you aren't enslaved to will of some psychopathic demon lord.

>> No.15765519

>>15765513
You're neither enslaved nor she's psycopathic

>> No.15765520

>>15765513
You kinda are, since all the chaos girls are corrupted by DE to be monstergirls in the first place. You're double extra fucked.

>> No.15765522

>>15765507
This is honestly one area where the headcanon of the better writefags is usually better than KC's.

The longer I've been here the less I've come to care about KCs world. It's just another form of slavery with slightly nicer chains. Fuck everyone who just wants to live a comfy and happy life without feeling like a piece of meat between two starving wolves.

>> No.15765523

>>15765512
If male squids are monsterboys, then by your logic, female squids are monstergirls. You've got to stop throwing a hissy every time a mindflayer, shog or wendigo is mentioned in the thread, Anon.

>> No.15765524

>>15765513
You're enslaved to every fucking faction though.

There is no good end for a human in MGE, only slightly less shitty endings.

>> No.15765525

>>15765507
>live a quiet life.
Why would anyone want that when they can just fuck all day and all night

>> No.15765530

>>15765519
Minbreak is literally slavery, you just no longer can view it as such. Because mindbreak.

Having no value for the will and freedom of others, while abusing power is almost the definition of a psycopath

>> No.15765531

>>15765507
>humans that want to live a quiet life
Marry a holst and live in a green demon realm?

>> No.15765532

>>15765524
It's like Rance. Humanity was literally made just to struggle against fate for the amusement of some dick whale god.

>> No.15765534

>>15765523
Male counterpart of a monstergirl is always a monsterboy, dumbass. You need to stop you're retarded belief that only bishi cosplay fags are monsterboys. That has never been the definition.

>> No.15765535

>>15765398
If by some astronomical chance you are him, I just want to say that Froleytia would make "perfect" Nurarihyon material. Also, thanks for the new wealth of content!

>> No.15765536

>>15765531
And eventually devolve into milky sex 24/7 after aphrodisiac permeates the land

>> No.15765538

>>15765485
The argument over whether Superintelligence will or won’t act a certain way is sci-fi. On the one hand, it’s not like having a high enough intelligence wouldn’t render you essentially infallible assuming that was one of your goals. That is complete speculation and none of us know what something at that intelligent would think like. Especially if it’s a sentient being with emotions instead of a computer. We’re not even sure there is a multiverse; much less that it’s ordered in a way that would be catastrophic if something else took up residence there. It also could be that these problems exist no matter how intelligent you are. We can build skyscrapers, but we can’t wave our hands and make them appear.

Luka and Alice managed power pretty well. Their goal was coexistence rather than wiping out an opposing force though. Is the Demon Lord's husband a bad enough dude to kick out Huxley and invite Ian Banks?

>> No.15765539

>>15765519
Are not all monstergirls beholden to the demon lord and her mechanations?
>>15765520
Sure, but in the Mindflayer profile for instance, it says they only changed but still act for chaos.
>>15765524
Chaos doesnt enslave you, they recruit you.

>> No.15765540

>>15765525
You can have sex while living a quiet life. Some people just don't like feral rapists that don't know how to behave.

>>15765531
But I don't want to turn into an Incubi, I like being human.

>> No.15765541

>>15765534
Then I guess every male who waifus a monstergirl is a monsterboy too, by your definition. After all, they're the male counterpart to their partner.

Seriously, you seem pretty keen to force monsterboy discussion in the thread. Is there something you're not telling us here?

>> No.15765543

>>15765530
> Not catching on that DL is yan for her husband and by extension the entire human race

She only wants what's best for you anon- and what's best is a reality she's designed to keep everyone together happily.

That abusive CG ain't no good for you son. She hurt ya.

>> No.15765546

>>15765532
Which is why any ending in scenarios like this where humans rise up and kick the shit out of gods that do things like that are the best endings.

>>15765539
They absolutely enslave you, Mindflayers fucking brainwash people for fucks sake.

>> No.15765547

>>15765540
>I don't want to turn into an Incubi
But that is the endgame for humans after DL takes over

>> No.15765550

>>15765547
Not all of us share KCs fantasy. I for one would live as a happy human male.

>> No.15765552

>>15765547
Then I won't marry a monster girl.

Maybe even pay a Lich to make some kind of ring that resists DE.

>> No.15765553

>>15765540
>But I don't want to turn into an Incubi, I like being human
Good thing Incubi are human.

>> No.15765556

>>15765553
No, no they aren't.

They look kind of human, act human and might behave like humans. But they aren't humans.

>> No.15765557

>>15765552
Yeah the ring will resist it by pumping it into you, end of the day your ring will still be pure having resisted all the DE

>> No.15765558
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Welcome ladies and gentleman, to the weekly shitfest between the die-hards and the normies. Please take a seat, grab a bowl of prisoner fruit, and enjoy the show.

>> No.15765559

>>15765543
Oh boy, we back to taking about yandere gods now?

>Watched over you and altered your fate from birth to shape you into her ideal man
>If another girl even so much as makes contact with you, the next second shell be gone from existence, the timeline changing to adapt as if she never was. Her parents never had a child, you never knew anyone by that name, and so on
>Makes her own universe for you and traps you in it. No matter which direction you run in, where you turn to look, it'll always lead back to her.

>> No.15765563

>>15765550
>Not all of us share KCs fantasy
But that is irrelevant when discussing KC-Landia

>> No.15765564

>>15765556
That depends on which side of the fence you sit on.

>> No.15765565

>>15765541
>doesn't know the definition of counterpart to a species

I don't know why I'm surprised. By your definition, all the plain monster looking males in Crabman's stuff are not monsterboys.

Honestly you just sound like a butthurt Chaos girl fag that's upset that even latenight couldn't save them from their terrible profiles forever instead of being thankful he made cute wendigos for awhile.

>> No.15765566

>>15765556
>kind of human
You wot

>> No.15765568

>>15765558
What are they going with him once he thaws?

>> No.15765569

>>15765458
It's an interesting gamble that would absolutely work, all else being equal.
What if some outside force came along and started killing humans, say a gamma ray burst or a huge meteor came along and vaporized all the humans on one side of the planet?

>> No.15765572

>>15765563
Not at all. He's explicitly said that the world essentially revolves around the individual's fantasies. You can have it almost any way you want it as long as it doesn't involve butchery or other unpleasantness.

>> No.15765573

>>15765557
Alright, then I'll pay a Gremlin to build something to keep DE out of my body.

>>15765564
There is absolutely no problem with sitting on the fence when both sides are complete trash.

>> No.15765574

>>15765559
What if she is Yandere for her high priest, but he has to stay celibate?

>> No.15765576

>>15765568
Huggle him and tell him everything is going to be okay, and neither of these shitty endgames are going to come true.

>> No.15765577

>>15765559
You know, things must be pretty hard for the CG.

>Give human chosen one's power
>He is your favorite, 10/10 would marry
>He marries your enemy instead

>> No.15765578

>>15765552
Asking a lich, who's very magic is given foundation by DE, to make a DE-immunity ring doesn't seem like the altogether most sound idea.

Although we did talk about DE absorbant accessories a little while back, if you recall that.
Earrings or amulets or other items which would act as a lightning rod and safe storage for DE, converting it into heat and light when it reached capacity, and venting it back into the earth as ambient energy at a specially made discharge station.

>> No.15765579

>>15765566
DE changes your appearance anon, remember? It doesn't change much but it's enough to make me want to have nothing to do with it.

>> No.15765580

>>15765546
No, they free your mind from all of your insecurities and hesitations. Thats not brainwash, thats therapy.

>その場合は夫の不安消しにしか使わなそう。 あったとしたらだが、ここまでしてもお前の元にいくんやぞおら!みたいな
>In that case, it seems it would only be used to erase the husband's anxiety. Supposing it did happen, it would be like, “Hey, even if I have to go this far, I will reach you!”

>なんだか夫婦向けのカウンセラーの職についてそうなマインドフレイアさんに・・・
>It kind of seems like mindflayer-san would be suited for the occupation of a marriage counselor...

>> No.15765581

>>15765443
Wing and horn rubs.

>> No.15765582

>>15765573
>There is absolutely no problem with sitting on the fence when both sides are complete trash.
Hey man, I'm with you. It's a figure of speech.

>> No.15765584

>>15765569
Interesting speculation, but like I said, KC has already told us the canon endgame since the beginning. The DL will win. It's a foregone conclusion.

>> No.15765586

>>15765573
Yes out of your body and into your consciousness

>> No.15765588

>>15765584
KC tells us a lot of things. A lot of it seems to be ignored around here. For good reason.

>> No.15765589

>>15765580
They completely brainwash you, they forcibly alter everything you think and force their agenda into your memories.

>> No.15765591

>>15765579
>DE changes your appearance anon, remember?
The only thing that changes is your iris' color, and not always happens.

>> No.15765599

>>15765305
An owl girl? This has a concept that has evaded me for too long. I gotta add it to the pile of stories I wanna write about. Also that picture is hella cute, though her eyes are just a little too big. Still cute though.

>> No.15765601

>>15765591
You forget the part where you are now saturated with DE, and are now connected by invisible puppet strings to the DL.

>> No.15765603

>>15765580
>insecurities and hesitations

>Flayer decides to do that on a depressed person
>Dude doesn't hesitate to kill himself

Flayers are bad, but I like them either way.

>> No.15765604

>>15765578
Now that seems like something I can agree with.

>>15765586
No, completely out of body and mind.

>>15765591
That's still a risk that I don't want anything to do with.

>> No.15765605

>>15765591
Too edgy for me, and I like the way I am. If the waifu or dl can't handle that, they can find some other schmuck.

>> No.15765606

>>15765579
>DE changes your appearance anon, remember?
No it doesn't.

>> No.15765610

>>15765577
CG was cucked by the anti-cuck group

>> No.15765611

>>15765589
Well i just proved you wrong, so I guess its just say-whatever-you-want hour.

>> No.15765614

>>15765588
Well yeah, but this is specifically a KC land discussion.

Personally, I throw away a lot of KC stuff, especially the biggest issue, DE.

>>15765606
Not him but yes it does. You change slowly to become your waifu's ideal and the same happens to her. That includes looks, attitude, the whole nine yards.

>> No.15765616

>>15765601
I didn't know having DE apart from SE was part of the appearance.

>>15765604
>>15765605
Wait what. Is this a joke or something.

>> No.15765617

>>15765611
To be fair, IIRC the mindflayer's profile was so controversial that he had to backtrack and release those statements. I can't really fault anyone for still not wanting anything to do with them.

>> No.15765618

>>15765565
>By your definition, all the plain monster looking males in Crabman's stuff are not monsterboys.
Not at all. I'm saying it's ridiculous to call a beast with literally no human likeness a monsterboy. The boy/girl suffix after "monster" implies a roughly equal level of humanity at least. Or do you need basic explaining on what a monstergirl is?

Either way, seems you just want to fabricate a reason to hate the eldritch gods. I'd rather you not drag them down with you.
Keep replying if you like. I shan't.

>> No.15765619

>>15765606
Yes it does, not by much but it still does.

>>15765611
Sorry anon, but Chaos a shit.

>>15765616
What are you talking about?

>> No.15765620

>>15765616
>Wait what. Is this a joke or something.
What's so difficult to understand?

>> No.15765621

>>15765618
>eldritch gods
*monstergirls

>> No.15765622

>>15765604
>No, completely out of body and mind.
It's like a monkey's paw, DE is magic that doesn't care

>> No.15765623

>>15765618
>I shan't.
Redditor pls go

>> No.15765625

>>15765614
>Personally, I throw away a lot of KC stuff, especially the biggest issue, DE
Have fun dying centuries before your waifu, having someone in the family dying of cancer or simply not being able to live with her due to the environment where she lives.

>> No.15765627

>>15765618
So squidshit is either monsterboys or bestiality.

Neither of them is acceptable here.

>>/d/

>> No.15765629

>>15765618
>implies a roughly equal level of humanity at least
No it fucking doesn't. But that you think that sure explains your retardation.

>> No.15765634

>>15765622
Well I guess the only option left would be to completely isolate myself from DE until I could find a way to negate the effects about it I wouldn't like.

>> No.15765635

>>15765625
>centuries before your waifu
Implying that KC's ridiculous longevity isn't just another problem, or that magic couldn't just cure cancer.

>> No.15765636

>>15765625
You're acting like DE is literally the only concept anyone in the entire human race has come up with that increases a lifespan. Literally anyone can just come up with a much better and thought-out alternative which increases lifespan.
Besides, sadness and bad shit needs to happenin life.

>> No.15765640

>>15765627
Don't forget the new spider that turns you into a fucking giant spider that fucks women with a spider dick.

Also whatever the fuck Wendigos turn you into.

Shoggoths are the only good Chaos girl.

>> No.15765642

>>15765625
>Have fun
I do. I think the two most charming things about monstergirls are learning to live with the vast differences in biology/habitat along with their alien ways of thinking. I find it far more interesting that way.

Besides, even for KC, mermaid blood is needed to extend life for monsters that don't produce enough DE for their husbands, like elves.

>> No.15765644

>>15765629
So you're saying it's fine for furries and literal beasts to be called monster-girls?

>> No.15765645

>>15765636
>sadness and bad shit needs to happenin life
I disagree. There should be obstacles to overcome and improve yourself as a person, but dying of the plague in your twenties is just a waste.

Adversity and tragedy are very different things. That's not to say I agree with DE.

>> No.15765646

Suffering fags complaining about the hugbox being too grimderp.

>> No.15765648

>>15765646
That's a lot of buzzwords. You want to try swapping them out for a sentence that actually makes sense?

>> No.15765649

>>15765640
I wish I could just divorce Shoggoths from the rest of the chaos girls before this cancer gets to them too.

>> No.15765650

>>15765642
Crabman pls go

>>15765646
Who are you even talking about?

>> No.15765652

>>15765635
>Implying that KC's ridiculous longevity isn't just another problem
I didn't know KC invented monsters with long lifespans. I guess vampires and dragons, between others, were created by KC?

>>15765636
>Besides, sadness and bad shit needs to happenin life
I just can't understand some people here. I guess wanting a happy life is not enough for you?

>muh suffering

>> No.15765654

>>15765625
> not wanting a Mayfly December romance

But OK, not ALL aspects of DE are bad: pinning your life force to your waifu is romantic and being able to cast 1337 sex magic is kinda necessary in a medieval sex setting.
The thing people tend to find objectionable is the whole forced-change-in-attitudes-to-monsters thing. Personally I dislike it because I think it's redundant. Imagining my xenophobic heart slowly melting due to the love and affection of my monster 'captor' is a lot nicer than imagining *boop*, one fuck and I'm magically reprogrammed to be a spider fetishist. That's opening a whole can of worms you just don't need to open.

>> No.15765656

>>15765646
But without mindbreak, corruption, and extinction why would anyone possibly find the setting attractive?

>> No.15765659

>>15765619
Chaos isn't shit when they party the hardest.

Wonderland just lowers your life expectancy, and standard realm DL monsters are so diversified, they dont even know what the DL wants from them.

>> No.15765660

>>15765652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I

Now shut the fuck up.

>> No.15765665

>>15765640
>Shoggoths are the only good Chaos girl.

They turn you into a slime like them. But at least you don't look any different.

>> No.15765666

>>15765652
>I didn't know KC invented monsters with long lifespans.
I'm reasonably certain that KC gave all of his monsters incredibly long lives, not even including what a couple could do with their bullshit mamonomana hacks.

>> No.15765668

>>15765659
>Chaos isn't shit when they party the hardest.
That doesn't really mean anything, sure they might have a lot of fun but they're still shit.

>>15765665
Citation fucking needed.

>> No.15765670

>>15765652
Who said I don't want a happy life? Everyone does.
But this is the thing with contrast and perception. If sadness doesn't exist, in a way neither can happiness. Th ability to actually perceive and feel sadness from a bad event is what allows us to feel the opposite, happiness from a good event, and actually comprehend and appreciate that as happiness at all.

It's one of the fundamentals of contrast in the way we think, feel and perceive as humans.

>> No.15765673

>>15765668

Citation the fucking Shog profile, illiterate-kun

>> No.15765674

>>15765666
I'm reasonably certain he didn't, and most of his monstergirls have more or less the lifespan of the average first world human (80 years).

That's why mermaid blood gives you a bigger lifespan according to him.

>> No.15765677

>>15765673
Burden of proof faggot.

>> No.15765679
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NowI've lost it,I know I can kill

>> No.15765680

>>15765668
>Citation fucking needed.

The part of the profile where after you soak in all her lovely DE for awhile, weapons and things pass right through you just like a slime.

Typical KC mechanic. Incubi, like transformed human girls, are affected by the type of DE that causes their transformation. In some cases, this is apparent as resistance to extreme climates, maybe getting green thumb if you're with a troll, etc. With chaos girls it means you take one their traits a little more literally.

>> No.15765683

>>15765679
She can kill my huge boner using her body? Sure thing.

>> No.15765684

>>15765679
That cat needs a hug.

>> No.15765685

>>15765674
>That's why mermaid blood gives you a bigger lifespan according to him.

I'm scared that - since monstergirls unfailingly fetishise and sexualise everything about themselves - mermaids would be in to bloodplay, so I don't like them any more.

>> No.15765688

>>15765685
Of course mermaids are into watersports, they are sea creatures.

>> No.15765689

>>15765685
>mermaids would be in to bloodplay
I think he means you have to go find and kill them like voldemort and the unicorns.

>> No.15765691

>>15765674
But they don't, MGE monster girls have incredibly long lifespans.

It's why KC said that when you die your waifu will probably move on, now I know he didn't say that exactly but he did say something similar to it.

>> No.15765695

>>15765683
>"Get up! So I can kill you again!"

Johnson knows what the ladies like

>> No.15765696

>>15765691
You really need to go to the wiki and reread everything again.

>> No.15765698

>>15765689
Nah, KC talks about the mermaids themselves selling it as a commodity. You didn't think KC would ever write something that condones killing monstergirls would you?

>> No.15765699

>>15765649
>>15765640
>>15765665
There are no bad Chaos girls. They are all cute as fuck, and exciting to live and love. Chaos is just the greatest faction.

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>>15765691
>It's why KC said that when you die your waifu will probably move on

>> No.15765704

>>15765699
Is this the new contrarian meme?

>> No.15765705

>>15765696
I vividly remember KC answering a question by saying something similar to that.

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>>15765685
To the extend of vampires with their husbands, only probably far, far less since it's not a dietary craving, sure they could be. Shark-types too.

>> No.15765712

>>15765699
>Mindflayers
>That new spider
>Canon Wendigos
>Shoggoths if you include that slime shit

>Good
Nah mate.

>> No.15765713

>>15765666
>I'm reasonably certain that KC gave all of his monsters incredibly long lives,
Sort of.

They live anywhere from as long as a human to thousands of years. Mermaid blood, accepting undeath, or entering a spirit realm like Pandemonium or Wonderland are options for those not willing to accept death. Those that have already passed can be resurrected if they have only recently died, brought back by necromancy, or you can try to drag them out of the afterlife.

KC tied lifespan to magical power and we all know the best way for a monster to boost that.

>> No.15765714

>>15765708
*extent
My apologies

>> No.15765716

>>15765705
What he said was "She would be more likely to kill herself or haul your soul back from the underworld Orpheus style. But if you really wanted, she might move on and love again."

>> No.15765718

>>15765691
I honestly can't tell if your just trying to rustle jimmies or you actually believe that

>> No.15765720

>>15765677
How can you claim to love Shoggoth, but not have read her profile? You don't deserve proof for something thats been established fact since Shog came out.

>> No.15765721

You know what would be good? Monster girls und panzer. At least it would be better than Fury.

>> No.15765723

>>15765716
That's it, thanks anon.

>> No.15765724

>>15765698
>You didn't think KC would ever write something that condones killing monstergirls would you?
I'm sure you'd suffer for it. I also find it hard to believe he be for a girl just pulling out a dagger and opening a vein.

>> No.15765726

>>15765712
Then why did you make a list of the benefits?

>> No.15765727

>>15765713
Fun fact, you can't be ressurected through regular necromancy. Why, you ask? Because male bodies are brought back as female skeletons. The undead mushroom has to be given to a living man.

Scary, huh?

The part about dragging someone out of the afterlife is correct though.

>> No.15765730

>>15765718
Actually, I really do think he said that.

>> No.15765731

>>15765720
I never claimed I did, I just said they're the one that's the least shit.

>>15765726
Squid pls

>> No.15765734

>>15765721
>Yuribait trash
Nah, go away /u/

>> No.15765738

>>15765713
>or you can try to drag them out of the afterlife

Sounds like a nice story idea.

>> No.15765739

>>15765716
That sounds cute as fuck.
Can you imagine being on your way to eternal rest and the suddenly your waifu comes running out of nowhere and princess carries you back home?

>> No.15765740

Guys I need some help. A while back someone shared an ASMR video of a drunk kitsune giving you a massage. There's ear nibbling and an oily handjob in it too. Does anybody know what I'm talking about? Because if so I would really appreciate a link.

>> No.15765744

>>15765739
No.

>> No.15765750

>>15765731
Anyone who hates chaos is just closed minded to an infinity of possibility.

Here's your precious citation, lazy bones
>A physical change will occur among those who continue to receive their service. There is not any apparent change in appearance, but, for example, if cut with a sword, it will pass through their body without damaging them; as if they had become a slime. When being served with the shoggoth's body, at the place where one has been touched, it will feel like one's body is melding together with the shoggoth's body, resulting in an experience of pleasure similar to sexual pleasure.

>> No.15765752

>>15765740
Fuck you, find it yourself.

>> No.15765753

>>15765739
Would be a good excuse to use Charon in a story too.

>> No.15765754

>>15765739
>what is 'daily life with a lich'?

>> No.15765758

>>15765739
How on earth is that cute? She committed suicide. Any loving husband would want her to try and live a happy life while you patiently wait in Valhalla or whatever passes for an afterlife.

>> No.15765760

>>15765744
I hope you enjoy spending the rest of your life in the underworld with your waifu after she kills herself then.

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15765762

>>15765691
>>15765705
>MGE monster girls have incredibly long lifespans
Only the high tier ones like vampires, dragons, lilims and such. There are ways to increase it temporarily (blood mermaid) or permanently (undead mushroom) but those are not what are we talking about. We're talking about natural lifespans.

>It's why KC said that when you die your waifu will probably move on
First, if you died of age that means you're waifu is about to die too, because your lifespan will match hers.

BUT if somehow you die before time, there are three options:

>She commits suicide
KC said many monstergirls do this because the afterlife is real in MGE so they do it to rejoin their husbands

>She stays single until she dies and can rejoin his husband in he afterlife
Same from above, never marries again.

These two make the 99.9% of the cases, because you know, monstergirls are faithful as we all know and love. Then some faggot with a fetish for widowes asked him if he could marry a widow, and KC (who clearly didn't like the idea) said it could be possible (of course he said it) but it would be extremelly difficult because you would have to prove her you really love her, and that it would take an extremelly long time and a lot of hard work to make it happen. So yeah, there's the option, but he doesn't like it, and if you do you're a faggot for doing it.



Fucking newfags trying to force their shit as canon

>> No.15765764

>>15765758
Ahem. I misread your post. >>15765739. My apologies.

>> No.15765768

>>15765740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA
She's not a kitsune, btw. It's just a bow.

>> No.15765770

>>15765752
Fuck you. I've been trying. It's been killing me because all I wanted to do was listen to that all day and I cannot find it to save my life. Not trying to get bloggy here but some personal shit went down in my life and now I'm drunk and am in desperate need of a pick me up.
Help a brother out.

>> No.15765771

>>15765760
I'm not saying she wouldn't come, I'm just saying I can imagine myself being princess carried since I'm not into that.

That and she's much shorter then me.

>> No.15765777

>>15765768
Thank you anon. You've made the easily most shittiest day in the past 16 years of my life somewhat better.

>> No.15765783

>>15765750
Chaos a shit, sorry m8.

>> No.15765785

>>15765771
Ah, I see. Then how about she crying and begging you to come back, remembering all the good times ou guys spent together? You can hold hands and walk back or maybe you can carry her tired soul back.

>> No.15765787

Maid Island is the best island

>> No.15765795

>>15765762
Somebody screencap this for future newfags.

>> No.15765796

>>15765787
>not tentacle island
I am disappointed in you, anon.

>> No.15765799

>>15765787
Who is on maid island?

>> No.15765803

>Explorer walking through the distant Snowlands, caught in a raging blizzard
>The cold chills him to his bones, and visibility is reduced to barely three metres
>But he knows he has to keep going, and he'll find shelter soon enough
>It's as he's climbing down a snow bank that he hears something
>A shrill, inhuman cry echoing even through the storm
>It turns his sweat somehow even colder against his crawling skin
>The cry continues, getting louder, closer
>It's then that a massive, shambling shape appears before him
>Over two metres tall, thick and girthy, inhuman yellow eyes glinting out on a head that seems entirely disconnected from the rest of its body
>All wrapped up in a shaggy white cloak that seems somehow alive and ambulant of its own volition, screeching that same horrid, warbling alarm-cry at him
>The explorer backs up in fear, but comes up against the steep rise of snow he just descended
>He knows what it is
>He's heard tales of it
>A wendigo, a monster that will stalk the Snowlands with a perpetual hunger for flesh
>A parasitic spirit that consumes and assimilates desperate men, turning them into mad, flesh-starved beasts
>Judging by the huge appearance of the thing, this wendigo must've already captured and transformed some unfortunate man
>The explorer's life flashes before his eyes as the wendigo approaches him
>Its cloak opens up, roughly halfway down its body, revealing,
>A human's gloved hand, open palm extended to him
>Another hand appears from the darkness and peels away the rest of the cloak revealing two things
>A man, dressed in heavy winter clothes, smiling down at the explorer
>And a hooved, furry-legged little girl with antlers and inhuman yellow eyes, sitting atop the man's shoulders
>She seems to be the one wearing the actual cloak with a pointed hood, drawing it around herself bashfully
>The man takes the explorer's hand and explains that she saved him from the snow and became his travelling companion, and that he can help the explorer get to shelter
>After a little bit of coercing, the wendigo grudgingly lets the explorer under the protection of her cloak, the two men holding it over their heads like a tarp as they make their way to safety.

>> No.15765804

>>15765762
The truth has been spoken

>> No.15765812

>>15765568
The Yuki-onna will say "冻住, 不许走" and get play of the game

>> No.15765814

>>15765785
She's not a complete pushover, anon. But I would be happy to carry her back home.

>> No.15765815

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be careful beneath the mountains, ornery dwarves and some lonely dark elves are the least of your problems.

Primal magma drakes lurk down there, and they may pounce you if they get the chance.

>> No.15765819

>>15765812
I- I understood that reference.
But I doubled-checked in case.

>> No.15765827
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>>15765815
For future use

>> No.15765830

>>15765815
I dunno about everyone else, but given those choices, I'd dive straight for the magma drakes.

>> No.15765834

>>15765815
Pfft, those magma drakes are all talk!

>> No.15765836

>>15765827
Is good.

>>15765830
You say that but these aren't the fancy, gold hoarding ones you are used to.
These girls hoard hard gems and are muscled from all the work the do....although they are a bit crude.

>>15765834
Yeah, and that talk is Snu-snu

>> No.15765844

>>15765836
Too bad they can't back up their words, just bring a flame resistant item or two and they're pushovers!

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>>15765815
Thanks for telling me.
I'm heading there right now.

>> No.15765849

>>15765844
They're still pretty strong, Anon.
Sharp claws and muscle can make do where fire does not.

>>15765846
Whatever you say, man.

>> No.15765855

>>15765836
I'm not much of a dragon guy at all. I don't think I would be good enough for any of those high and mighty gold hoarding ones.
Besides, when compared to toddlers which probably don't even come up to my knees with even shorter attitudes, and BDSM-loving dark elves, these magma drakes look even more like heaven.
Also, I love my girls with some muscle to them, and aren't too uptight.

>> No.15765862

>>15765849
That's why you gotta know their weak points.

>> No.15765884

>>15765803
>Explorer walking through the distant Snowlands, caught in a raging blizzard
>The cold chills him to his bones, and visibility is reduced to barely three metres
>He hears something amidst all that cold, lonely snow
>A bell
>It's calm and peaceful, just hearing its ring makes him feel safe and warm
>It's then that a centaur-like shape appears before him
>Big, thick and fluffy, inhuman legs leaving footprints on the snow
>Covered by layers of warm clothes and scarfs and her lower parts, full of fur that also looks comfy
>The explorer falls in front of salvation, his eyes glisten with hope
>He knows what it is
>He's heard tales of it
>A White Horn, a monster that will save wanderers of the snow
>She takes the lost souls to her cottage where they drink hot cocoa and watch christmas movies
>Judging by the amounts of snow in her fur and clothes, her house must be nearby
>She greets you and asks if you want to rest at her place until the snowstorm passed
>You thank her, hop on and get ready to get comfy
>Far away there is a pair of inhuman yellow eyes glinting out on a head that seems entirely disconnected from the rest of its body
>It shrieks and cries, running off to the distance
>What would've happened with that young explorer if the horsepussy haven't found him?
>No one will ever know.

>> No.15765885

>>15765136
Impressive, but that's gonna be a pain in the ass to find insulated gloves.

>> No.15765890

>>15765827
>don't burn down the thread
And you post lavagina, good job.

>> No.15765892

>>15765855
>I don't think I would be good enough

That's what we all think until a dragon declares that you are now her most precious treasure.

>> No.15765900
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>be 6' 3"
>tfw no qt3.14 busty shortstack whose feet can't reach the ground during standing sex
suffering

>> No.15765911

>>15765900
6'4 anon here, I feel the suffering too

>> No.15765927

>>15765900
>>15765911
6'5, it god damn sucks.

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>>15765003
>Use image search
>Source actually comes up

>> No.15765934

>>15765911
6'6 here

Suffering also extends to finding proper clothes, having to manually correct my posture due to being around things made for midgets, nogains, and so on.

I just want a shortstack to suddenly put her on my shoulders and see her reaction upon seeing the world as I see it

>> No.15765939

>>15765900
>>15765911
>You'll never be a big strong protector for a perfect little shortstack girl, like a kobold or runt-of-the-litter wolfgirl
>Being able to pick her up with as much ease as a big stuffed toy, to spoon her, carry her, or fuck her standing

It really is true sadness.

>> No.15765941

>>15765934
I can relate to all of these things, especially putting the girl on shoulders.

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15765952

>>15765884
>Whitehorn
Fine taste indeed

>spoilers
How. Dare. You.
To taint the spirit of such charitable souls.
You did not merely mention a kindred spirit, but usurped one with the other.

Also "horsepussy". Truly the man - or less than one - knows not what he speaks of!

>>15765885
Nanoweave son! Don't underestimate what a Lich can do with the right materials. Don't even get me started on Gremlins.

>>15765890
As long as you say that not assuming I'm the same one who wrote the goodnight message. Besides in the words of an Anon from Dishonored:
>"A little fire that warms is better than a big fire that burns"
This is the guiding principle for Dragon-kind in many facets of their culture, as it has been since before the Demon Lord sought them out.

>> No.15765959

>>15765952
>To taint the spirit of such charitable souls.
Wendigos are not nice.

>> No.15765965

>>15765959
The wendigo in the greentext was lovely. Just a little shy.

>> No.15765969

>>15765952
Then how about a Whitehorn carrying a loli Yeti and a Awawendigo to look for some lost Anons?
Now everyone is happy.

>> No.15765970

>>15765934
worked 2 years at a store with registers so low, i'm surprised my back isn't fucked up
>>15765939
if monstergirls came through a rift tomorrow, I would instantly try to get fit for this very reason

>> No.15765972

>>15765959
Get behind me, Anon.
For you are the origin of a lie.
Not the original lie, but an original lie.

>> No.15765975

>>15765970
I wish they'd hurry up with this rift thing. The loneliness is crushing.

>> No.15765977

>>15765969
This is more than simple acceptable. The buddy-system is a beautiful thing!

My issue was with Sat- Anon attempting to nullify the good nature of a Wendigo in such a scene, and through use of the noble White Horn no less. Bah! What filth.

>> No.15765981

>>15765977
So. No one saw that cute little Barometz that was around here a moment ago, right?

>> No.15765982

>>15765975
You should try to help them too, Anon. Beat one off thinking about your favorite monster girl and your energy will go to her.

>> No.15765986

>>15765975
how can they gather enough power to open a rift to this world if they don't have any cute human boys to get spirit energy from?

>> No.15765987

>>15765982
I just hope my waifu knows how much I love her, wherever she is.

>> No.15765989

>>15765892
I'd blush the whole way back to her keep if she told me that.

>> No.15765993

>>15765986
Life finds a way

>> No.15765995

>>15765977
Hey now, the Wendigo was still going to help him, she was just too slow. She has that huge cloak slowing her and she tries to lead the adventures outside of the mountain using her sounds, while the Whitewhore moves swiftly using her legs and leads adventurers towards her with the bell.

>> No.15765997

>>15765970
I always get a little depressed after working out, or when checking myself in the mirror like the vain piece of shit I am, because I always think about how I'll never be able to put this to use for protecting a littl monstergirl, and wrapping her up in my arms.

>> No.15766014

>>15765995
You are not helping yourself.
But I also see that you're not truly trying, Anon.
Good day to you, Slanderer!
Really, enjoy!

>> No.15766016

>>15765987
That's a dumb thing to think about, Anon. Your waifu loves you more than you can imagine.
You know all those times when you start daydreaming and she suddenly pays a visit? That's her breaking a little bit of the walls that separates you from her in order to invade your mind.

>>15765989
That's quite a normal reaction. Something so magnificent as a dragon sees so much value in beings like us. Really makes you think.
I would go crazy and probably try to marry her if a dragon showed interest in me.

>> No.15766021

>>15766014
Sorry, I stuttered.

>> No.15766026

>>15763389
Your misdeeds towards forgotten girls will not be forgiven.

>> No.15766029

>>15763506
>Scalebound
Does it mean someone is bound by scales, or bound for scales?

>> No.15766030

>>15766016
Someone, somewhere, dreams of their waifu breaking through into our world like this. Only out of lust and with an equally passionate greeting of their own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjYctJ1ZKpM

>> No.15766035

Your daughteru just found out that Willy Wonka is dead and that there will never be candy again.
What do?

>> No.15766036
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15766036

Wyverns are best when muscly and busty.

>> No.15766039

>>15766026
All right, all right. At least write something nice for the Whitehorn and Wendigo some time. A little poem. A wee Haiku for each perhaps.

>> No.15766042

>>15766036
Muscle Wyverns sound pretty heroic.

>> No.15766044
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>>15766039
Looks like someone's neglecting the true winter cuddler here. Yetis are for warmth and hugs!

>> No.15766085

>>15765712
>that slime shit
Literally no different to what every other monstergirl does for you. Fuck a salamander, gain fire resistance, fuck a shog, gain phys resistance. It isn't even a visible change.

>> No.15766090

>>15766085
Chaos apologist pls go

>> No.15766091

>>15766085
its all equally trash though

>> No.15766096
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It was a thrust like lightning.
A spearhead thrust to pierce my heart.
Trying to dodge it would be useless.
Being lightning, it's invisible to the human eye.

>> No.15766101

>>15765758
>try and live a happy life
How does she do that when the most important person she has ever known, and will ever know is dead?

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15766116

I want some grilled chicken tonight, with teriyaki sauce.

>> No.15766118
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15766118

>>15766035
Mollie has a moment of silence for him and savors the flavour of her next treasured candy. Then she has the most thought intensive Girls Night in recent history, with Morgen the Lich, who always appreciated the effect-over-time approach that could be taken with many a candy, and a Gremlin named Charlotte, who turned to Wonka's quality candy many a night for a nice buzz while building.

In 83 days' time, after countless blueprints, recipes and crowd-types tested, it is time:

>The 'Molly Mocha Candy Café' has its grand opening!

It is the first of its kind, each one to come to open as warmly and with as personal of a touch as the last.

'Course there is, indeed, a factory - the heart and hope of the concept. That there is managed by Charlotte with the energy, know-how and magitech mates to keep it running, fun like it should.

Morgen handles the more adult side of matters, though, this is still candy and so it's nothing too outrageous - but more than enough data to allow her to be so in her other works. Oh and she brings the Undead crowd into the fold as well, including a sweet-toothed, financially supporting Wight - who remains anonymous.

Last but certainly not least, the heart away from home, Mollie. She handles the openings personally alongside her husband, along with the taste-testing for just about everything. Even Morgen's more adult concoctions can't unintentionally distract her from her mission, but her husband is supportive in that regard as well. From Kikis to Khepris, she'll take aboard just about anyone willing to help spread this hint of sweetness across the MGE lands.

Happy as we are to help, it's sad for the family, two daughters and myself, to watch her go off for grand openings some days. But life has only been getting better since the first café we help her run to this day and it's a fine thing to share that happiness.

>> No.15766120

>>15766091
>>15766090
For all we fucking know, it's necessary. Try bunking up with a lava golem and living comfortably with her whilst baking alive thanks to the head radiation of lava.

Maybe it's a necessary environmental consideration when living with a shog. Maybe if you take the wrong step through the wrong angle, you end up slipping through space and falling sideways into a fucking table or something. I'd rather pain not be a part of my daily life until I get good at walking the dimensions thanks.

>> No.15766121

>>15766044
Not at all. The Yeti was spared any dishonor after all.

>> No.15766124

>>15766118
Well that escalated quickly.

>> No.15766128

>>15766120
Slimeman apologist pls

pls

>> No.15766134

>>15766029
If my assumption is right about what beasts wants, its the latter

>> No.15766141

>>15766116
As long as you tongue her in a way that's lip-bitingly good.

>> No.15766143

>>15766120
You need the physical resist because every time she sneezes the objects made from her body go flying. One night you're having a pleasant steak dinner and next thing you know you're pinned to the wall by the silverware.

>> No.15766149

>>15766141
I imagine that it'll be very juicy, and finger-licking good.

>> No.15766154

>>15766128
>apologist
I don't feel like this buzzword fits. Like, you're trying to take the triangle one and ram it through the circle slot. Maybe you're looking for something more like advocate.

>>15766143
That's silly though. That implies that she doesn't just form whatever she needs when she needs it, and prepares before hand.

>> No.15766164

>>15766154
No, you're defending something that is completely trash and should be done away with.

>> No.15766180

>>15766164
Not that guy, but slimeman is just Human with buffs. No different than Incubus.

>> No.15766181

>>15766164
It's pretty great desu. Not that hard to defend. I mean it kind of justifies itself.

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>>15766143
Yeah... living with monstergirls probably means needing good insurance. I mean, how long would a regular house remain standing when hosting some of these girls?

>> No.15766183

>>15766154
The Gate of Babylon or UBW's few seconds for summoning of different kinds can make all the difference.
She might not be fighting for her master's life any time soon, but being prepared even when you can prepare on the spot is a sign of a quality maid, to say the least.
Shoggoth Gate of Chaos when?

>> No.15766184

>>15766101
Well if an afterlife is all but guaranteed, she makes the best out of her life and waits to see him again.

>> No.15766186

>>15766180
>>15766181
Now this is just sad, you're not even trying to bait properly anymore.

>> No.15766187

>>15766182
Must. Not. Fap.
I'm breaaaakiiinng the haaaabiiiit.TONIGHT

>> No.15766190
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Reminder that Dragonflies keep the skies clear of shitty girls like Beelzebubs and Vamp Mosquitoes. Show a little appreciation, yeah?

>> No.15766191

Is there a monster that has no ass or tits, but isn't loli?

>> No.15766192

>>15766184
>Makes the best out of her life
Stupid. You gonna go up to an athlete who recently became paraplegic and tell him to make the best out of his life?

>>15766186
Irony, thy name is anon.

>> No.15766193

>>15766186
You're doing great buddy.

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>>15766191

>> No.15766199

>>15766192
>comparing a paraplegic to a widow
I shouldn't have to explain to you why this is such a bad comparison.

>> No.15766201
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15766201

Fear boners anyone?
Also, is the recently released Sadako vs Kayako movie scary?
Who would you fuck, sadako or kayako?

>> No.15766204

>>15766201
Neither.

>> No.15766205

>>15766201
I don't know what a Kayako is. I was creeped out plenty when I saw pictures of the new Godzilla movie. Goddamn those soulless eyes and the bulging neck with bleeding gills will haunt my nightmares.

>> No.15766208

>>15763574
How can she even play with those hands?
I would imagine that she would smash two buttons instead of just one.

>> No.15766209

>>15766196
She sure has a large chest

>> No.15766211

>>15766190
But everyone knows its the kikis that fought in the great cleanliness conflicts. The carnage still remains today, and even some of the maidos that made if back never really returned from the fighting. My neighbor's girl still sleeps with a can of beelze-spray under her bed and insists on bathing her master personally just to feel safe...

>> No.15766214

>>15766190
Not a fan of insect girls, but I really like that design.
It includes some genuinely inhuman parts while maintaining a sleek and graceful look that doesn't have a giant abdomen or horrible spiny bits.
8/10 would date.

>> No.15766215

>>15766208
Yeah but she's a Dragon so the controller obeys her anyway, just to be safe.

>> No.15766218

>>15766199
Feel free to do so, considering how closely mamono mana ties two individuals together. For girls more reliant on SE intake than food like elementals and succubi, I feel it's even more dire than that. Can they even live beyond that point or do they just starve to death?

>> No.15766221

>>15766190
I've always liked pulling their wings off every time I captured one when I was wee kid. I hope she wouldn't take it personally.

>> No.15766222

>>15766201
Don't know what a kayako is, but my answer is sill sadako, the cutie. We need more onryo stories.

>> No.15766224

>>15766221
You deserve to suffer.

>> No.15766225

>>15766204
Why?
Don't you want ghost sex?

>> No.15766226

If we had Earthbound but with 1 human boy and 3 MGs, which MGs would fit in best?

>> No.15766228

>>15766224
Oh come on anon, I was like 6 or 7 back then. Surely she wouldn't mind.

>> No.15766230

>>15766224
>>15766221
No, really.
Are you a serial killer?
I respected them as beautiful little creatures even before I learned they were obliterating mosquitoes for me.

>> No.15766231

>>15766225
No.

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>>15766201
I want to see it. As for the last question:
>Toshi Densetsu Series

>>15766205
I need to find a copy of that, or hope it comes to NA and see it on screen. Heck, why not both? I'd like some "Shin Godzilla" monster girl aesthetic!

>> No.15766235
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15766235

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15766236

>>15766228
>6 or 7
Meaning you were already old enough to know better? A four-year-old doing that I can kind of understand, but you were in the first grade. Fucking fall down the stairs and break your neck, Dahmer.

>> No.15766241

I have an idea, let's think of an MG that would be the least compatible for you. Mine is a kikimora because I'm a messy person. I don't want to be berated for my ways.

>> No.15766245

>>15766228
> hey anon, i used to throw rocks at monkeys when I was a kid. Sometimes they were big enough to break an arm or a leg, and I'd watch as predators pounced on the easy catch. Thats fine, right?

Serial killers all like to start with animals, anon.

>> No.15766253

>>15766190
Beautiful, this one.

>>15766221
>wee kid
My fondest memories of Dragonflies as a child were the Nui Rama. NUI RAMA AUTOMATON!
Defeating the purpose of being diverse and unique one "head-canon" at a time?

>> No.15766256

>>15766241
Onis. I'm an abstainer and I can't stand people who are drunk.

>> No.15766263

>>15766241
I don't know if a kiki is a bad choice for you since the extra work will probably make them happier since they will feel more needed. If there was a bad choice for a messy person it'd probably be a vampire since she'd be all prim and proper. Even more so if she got you to act as her butler.

>> No.15766268

>>15763279
Somebody wrote a story regarding this picture right?
I forgot the title and the writer.

>> No.15766269

I diced a worm up into little pieces when I was four.

>> No.15766276

and each grew into a new worm

>> No.15766277

>>15766263
I don't want anyone to know that I'm a slob. I'm prim and proper on the outside but I NEVER let people into my apartment. Besides, I'm planning to fix my bad habit on my own, I don't want to seek help from an MG. Much less a neat freak kiki.

>> No.15766279

>>15766276
No, I smashed them up after that.

>> No.15766281

>>15766245
Not him but pretty much anyone interested in biology took bugs apart as a kid just out of curiosity. Not like their nervous systems feel pain the way a mammal's does. It's way too much to jump all over a person for that. Even old school zoology classes still use vivisection for educational purposes.

Most hunters start around the age of five or six too, so killing things in general isn't really bad either.

It's full on Peter from Ender's Game killing people's pets and skinning squirrels alive that's psycho. Like that rotten kid from It that locked a puppy in an old junkyard freezer just to watch it die from exposure. Psychos are pretty much always psychos.

>> No.15766284

>>15766276
That's planaria, anon.

>> No.15766287
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15766287

No Monster can resist the temptation that stretchy anime meat offers.

>> No.15766290

>>15766256
You walking in the middle of the night, two onis grab you in both arm and drags you into a pub to drink. Wat do?

>> No.15766294

>>15766290
Let my waifu hurt them. She's bigger than them.

>> No.15766296

>>15766281
When I was a kid I had a thorny berry bush that kept getting decimated by some sort of species-specific caterpillar. Hundreds of them would eat through all the leaves.
So I'd break off one of the thorns, stick it through 3-4 of those caterpillars, and jam it into the ground near an ant colony where I would them watch them tear apart the squirming morsels.

As I grew up, I felt pretty bad about breaking the thorns.

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>>15766281
I'd say all hunters are sick fucks since they enjoy killing for sport, but that's just me.

>> No.15766300

Do you like your monsters squishy or hard?

>> No.15766301

>>15766281
>It's full on Peter from Ender's Game killing people's pets and skinning squirrels alive that's psycho.

Disrespecting the Hegemon?
4 years in the cubes.

>> No.15766303

>>15766035
FUCK why'd you have to remind me.

>> No.15766304

>>15766300
Squishy.
Dudes are hard. Grills are soft.>>15766241

>> No.15766305

>>15766268
Title and writer pls.

>> No.15766306

>>15766241
Cheshires are cute but I think I'd lose my patience for it really quick. Like, could you imagine living with one?

> memecat replaces everything in the fridge just to get a chance to 'lolrandom'
> cereal boxes are all filled with crunchberries
> yogurt replaced with toothpaste
> celery and carrots all bicycle horns

And all the catbutt, just everywhere.

> look to the clock on the wall for the time- cattbutt.
> need to use the toilet- catbutt.
> out of the shower and looking for a shirt from the dresser- catbutt.

I just.... I couldn't.

>> No.15766307

>>15766300
Fluffy and firm.

>> No.15766308

>>15766290
How terrifying.

Being dragged into a pub or bar, teeming with the roughest, toughest and meanest Onis in the city.

Bottles are flying, they're all arm-wrestling or in some brawl, all while music plays in the background from a loud, but beat-up jukebox.

They ask you what you'd like and you tell them you don't drink.

The music stops, and they're all looking at you like you just pissed on their father's grave.

>> No.15766311

>>15766300
That's a tough one. On one hand I love womanly softness and THICC, but muscles and toned bodies do it for me too.

>> No.15766314

>>15763900
bit late, but what lactating ghoul?

>> No.15766322

>>15766298
You're focused way too much on the killing and not on the rest. It's not like the people revel in watching something die. Heh, reminds me of the old PETA fishing is murder campaign. Now that was some funny stuff.

>> No.15766324

>>15766241
I would be incompatible with an alp because I am not a homosexual.
Other than that, I think probably lizardgirl or something. I don't wanna be doing training montages every day or battle evil bandits. I wanna snuggle up on the couch with a pleasantly warm, lazy pandagirl and get COMFY.

>> No.15766326

>>15766314
Not him, but refer to >>15764108
The Ghoul herself doesn't lactate since she's bottom heavy instead of chesty.

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>>15766226
>Earthbound
You'll need a Skeleton for sure! Why?
To ensure you're gonna' have a good time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yucX44cFyak

>> No.15766330

>>15766308
> not just saying you're driving later
> not saying you're on meds that disallow it
> not just ordering a cola and allowing the moment to pass without incident

nice spaghetti spill there, anon senpai.

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>>15766322
No, fuck that. They kill things for sport, they love it. If it wasn't about the killing, they wouldn't have to include that.
And I don't get fishing either. And I sound like a vegan pussy for saying all this. I'm done.

>> No.15766333

>>15766245
Like the Ajin Satou?

>> No.15766336

>>15766201
Kayako. I always felt sympathetic towards her for some reason. Also, she's pretty cute.

>>15766205
>>15766222
Ju-On/The Grudge

>>15766241
Anything overly cheerful or energetic. Either that, or a Hellhound or Manticore or any other who would constantly belittle me.

>> No.15766337

Why do vampire mosquitoes look like total breeding sluts?

>> No.15766338

>>15766241
Dragon's or Vampires. Not a fan of haughty people and its all too easy to hurt my self esteem and make me feel worthless/inferior, don't want any MGs that could do that just by giving me a tour of their homes or by talking about themselves.

>> No.15766339

>>15766241
Cheshire.

>> No.15766340

>>15766332
>I sound like a vegan pussy for saying all this
You really do. A pretty good reason to reexamine the stuff you're saying.

>> No.15766341

>>15766337
Because they are total breeding sluts.
Actual vampires dislike them because they're such breeding sluts they give vampires a bad name.

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There's no time to explain, you just gotta come with me and fight the shadow thingies!

>> No.15766349

>>15766345
She needs a neck reduction.

>> No.15766350

>>15766241
My lack of ambition would make a very miserable valkyrie.

>> No.15766351

>>15766345
>The twist is that the shadow thingies are the final form of Magical Boys.

>> No.15766352

>>15766340
You're right. I should go kill things for shits and giggles like a normal boy!

>> No.15766353

>>15766341
>bad name
If by that you mean it ruins their tsundere tendencies with their own husbands to the point where the husband is sure they're just being tsundere and not really trying to wait to have a child, then yes.

>> No.15766356

>>15766338
They don't want to make you feel bad, they just want to impress you. Boys like money, right?

>> No.15766357

>>15766345
Yeah ok but If you're the tank I'm playing healer. No way in hell I'll relegate myself to the disposable dps tier for a quest I don't even understand yet.

>> No.15766358

>>15766345
No, there is time to explain.

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>>15766351
Hey anon, you wanna become a Mahou Shounen?

>> No.15766361

>>15766349
Don't shame her for being part Giraffe

>> No.15766362

>>15766345
Am I using an actual weapon, or a key that "unlocks their death"? This is important.

>> No.15766364

>>15766362
How about a Keygunblade?

>> No.15766366

>>15766364
What have I done? I. I accept.

>> No.15766367

>>15766352
Anon, I ignored your ignorant rant about how people love killing or they wouldn't do it, already. You really want to kick all this dust up? No reason to.

>> No.15766368

>>15766356
Now that brought about a change of perspective

>> No.15766377

>>15766367
You can't say anything that will change my mind about this. I don't want to kick up any dust. I already wanted to stop but you kept replying to me anyway.
Don't do that anymore.

>> No.15766384

>>15766366
How about dual-wielding them? One black, one white. The other Keygunblade has a revolver chamber, the other is a semi-automatic.

>> No.15766387

>>15766377
>People not responding to inflamatory anything
>In this thread

Made me laugh, anon

>> No.15766391

>>15766384
What does the rival wield? It's gotta be a katana, right? Guntana. Giant tumbler key type Guntana.

>> No.15766392

>>15766384
You're pretty good.

>> No.15766398

>>15766391
A giant Keygunblade called Heartbreaker in one hand, it works like a bazooka. In the other hand it's a sleek Katana with a Japanese name that stands for A Thousand Anguished Cries or something. Instead of a black one and a white one, his weapons have a black-and-white checker coloration.

>> No.15766404

>>15766391
>>15766398
On second thought, I'll leave this quest to you machine maniacs.

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>>15766404
You can fight your destiny, but you cannot escape it!

>> No.15766413

>>15766410
Feel bad for the guy if that chick is his destiny

>> No.15766416

>>15766413
She's just the mysterious merchant who sold him the gem that opened up the portal through the wall of lewd paintings in the kids' secret base. She introduced him to the idea of paying for things with Cummi instead of money.
Turns out she's a member of An Organization.

>> No.15766427

>>15766413
>disparaging Mamizou
Monsplaining won't help, but know that your opinion is wrong.

>> No.15766460

Grasshopper MG with thoughts of Justice when?

>> No.15766467

>>15766326
only ghoul encounter brings to mind the corrupted paladin, is that the one?

>> No.15766470

>>15766460
I'm not sure I want to start sexualising Jiminy Cricket, anon.

>> No.15766472

>>15766470
You're gonna get kicked.

>> No.15766474

>>15766467
Nah, it's this Ghoul story:
http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz

>> No.15766482

>>15761801
Pretty unfortunate. Not only the official TL comes God knows when, it obviously won't be posted as screenshots-and-prose to give me a story mod reading (can't stand to play these pixel-ish RPGs for some reason).

I'm puzzled how Exet found you were translating it. Do you mention/promote your translations anywhere outside of here, OtherSide? This might lead to some interesting conclusions.

>> No.15766485

>>15766427
He's right.
She's a shit.

>> No.15766486

>>15766482
Contrary to popular belief, KC (and exet acting as his watchdog) do actually pay attention happenings in the English MGE community.
Most places outside of here have some form of established contact with him so it's not surprising he knew of Sky.

>> No.15766497

>>15766486
> Contrary to popular belief, KC (and exet acting as his watchdog) do actually pay attention happenings in the English MGE community.
This hasn't been "popular belief" since MGU went down precisely BECAUSE they thought he paid no attention.
Now everyone knows exet watches us like the Kempetai.

>> No.15766510

Meidos should wear rubber gloves so they can actually clean properly.

>> No.15766512

>>15766497
I'm sorry to be that guy, but what happened on mgu that got it shut down? I've heard about the site but that's all I've gleamed while I've been around

>> No.15766514

>>15766510
Rubber gloves are a life saver, I remember trying to do the dishes without them a couple times and my eczema disapproved. A lot. Badly. When the bottle says it's irritating to skin, you better take it seriously.

>> No.15766519

>>15766512
They got a C&D and pussied out. Honestly, KC doesn't have money for any legal action and japanese copyright isn't enforced overseas for jack anyway.

What they should have done is just given him an apology and kept on doing what they were doing. Then the place wouldn't have gone belly up. I wonder if they would have if they knew what the consequences of what their actual choice would be?

>> No.15766523

>>15766519
So the place used to be a actual decent place to discuss what we do on the thread? Damn

>> No.15766524

>>15766510
I dont think Shogs even need to use hands to clean.

>> No.15766527

>>15766512
I was on MGU when it started, so I got to see its downfall into total retardation personally. Basically the old site admin and creator (who was a reasonable person, I talked with him a lot on the chatrooms) left, almost all the other people on there were either edgy teenagers (or never left the edgy teen phase) or were just legitimately horrible people (with very few exceptions). Things got so stupid they began sending hate mail to KC for making the MGE a friendly setting instead of a grimderp one, and that's when he said "fuck this shit" and starting telling them to go fuck themselves.

Site was massively butthurt and banned from posting actual content, and now it makes it's shitty knock-off with more donut steels and edginess.

>> No.15766530

>>15766512
some dude reacted to the familiar poorly and sent KC some guro or something,

MGU still lives and and can still talk about MGE with people that still care, you just cant post any official content or trans notes.

Sadly MGU is a shadow of its former glory, the HR guy pretty much shoves his setting down peoples throats and theres links to furry boards

Times be changin'

>> No.15766531

>>15766524
> he's never seen a shog slide around her master's place like a roomba when she thinks he isn't watching

It's the cute little things that help me forget the whole 'eldritch horror' shtick.

>> No.15766534

>>15766512
Alright, lemme break it down for ya, as it's kind of a long story.

Started off way back when, with a member of MGU who did photoshopped image of a Witch's bloody head on a pike. Now, this image eventually reached KC, whose reaction was basically "lol fuckin' gaijin". However, members of the MGU community blew this out of proportion, made a big deal over it, wound up bugging KC a bit, and eventually banned the guy who made the image, along with a couple others.
Time went by, and eventually, MGU's staff realized what a bunch of tools they were regarding the whole thing, and unbanned these guys...right around the time that the Familiar came out. So, what's the guy do? Do the same thing to the Familiar he did to the last Sabbath MG, and put her head on a pike. This got back to KC, and actually pissed him off this time since MGU had made such a big deal over it before.

Now, this still didn't result in KC telling them to stop hosting his shit. What did was their reaction this time. Y'see, rather than grovel now that it was actually kind of appropriate, they got into a whole deal of "Muh freedom of speech", and sent KC a letter which could basically be summed up as "Fuck you". What's hilarious is that they seemed to think it was worded fairly politely, but anyone who glimpsed it with even a slight understanding of Japanese sensibilities could tell how massively offensive it would come off after being translated.

So KC got tired of their shit, told them to stop hosting his stuff, and they went "Fine! We don't need no stinkin' MGE! We'll make our own! With Black Jack! And hookers! And shitty art from a guy who thinks KC copied his designs!"

>> No.15766537

>>15766534
>And shitty art from a guy who thinks KC copied his designs!"
every time i'm reminded of Reat, I remember what happened with mono and beast and laugh

>> No.15766539

>>15766534
>And shitty art from a guy who thinks KC copied his designs!

Oh lawd I remember that guy.

>> No.15766540

>>15766523
No. What it was, was the place to get new profiles, translated profiles and KC info, as well as a heavily populated forum. Basically MGR morphed from it's corpse, but as a smaller lesser thing.

These threads have always been these threads, wild and crazy.

I'm trying to think of a good comparison. I guess MGU used to be like this thread back when it was on /a/ before the exodus when there was no monmusu general or /monster/ that had split off from us. Tumultuous, but insanely active. Not that this place isn't still super active now, but when all those disparate groups were confined in one place you can imagine what it was like.

>> No.15766542

>>15766539
>>15766537
redpill me? sounds hilarious.

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>>15766542

This is a small summary, but.

Raet was one of the MGU admins. He was wanting to create his own MG universe, called Praxis, when relations with KC went south.

The problem is that his art sucks, and he was convinced that KC was stealing his awful designs, which added to the hilarity. He bitched about it constantly, and held a grudge against KC for it, which probably had an impact on MGU wanting to break off.

Pic related, it's one of his monsters.

>> No.15766557

>>15766552
oh god, that's just the worst. some people.

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15766563

Well lookee here!

>> No.15766566

>>15766542
The guy is the "HR" guy for MGU who made a breakaway setting from MGE call praxis, its almost the sonic-chu of monster girls. Among other things in the setting include; "physical energy, a alice rippoff known as a wendy. and a church lead by a holstuar that worships the chief god.

He requested mono to do art for one of his girls and mono refused and he went on to bitch about it in the fourm. I thing Cheshire pics where involved but ill let someone else expand on it.

then he did the same thing when Beast (a MGU migrant) refused to add praxis girls to his series. what makes beasts one amusing it was recently found out that the Reat drew a pic of his girls crawing that they could be part of beast's thing and emailed that pic to beast in some kind of weird attemp. he then when one to complain that some of the monsters in the roulette act like praxis girls and as such, he should have no problem doing them.

Man's a basket case

>> No.15766568

>>15766563
2flat4me

>> No.15766571

>>15766523
>So the place used to be a actual decent place to discuss what we do on the thread? Damn
Yes and no.
It was indeed the 'second' best MGE discussion place next to here, but was rife with all the e-persona drama that non-anon forums always have, and 90% of the userbase were literally 12-year-olds (hence its inevitable going down in flames).
It was a slightly classier wiki, not a slightly classier 4chan.

>>15766519
This. For christs sake the site was hosted in HUNGARY precisely in order to make themselves functionally immune to legalese, I have no idea why they just decided to give up and fold.

>> No.15766573

>>15766571
I am still confused on how there are so many young ass fucks on the wiki and other sites, I'm genuinely concerned and confused on why it is the way it is.

>> No.15766575

>>15766566
>what makes beasts one amusing it was recently found out that the Reat drew a pic of his girls crawing that they could be part of beast's thing and emailed that pic to beast in some kind of weird attemp

I might see this differently, but that seems kinda sweet. If somebody like latenight sent me something like that with ganbatte fairy, I would probably cave.

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15766579

Someone's coming.

>> No.15766581

>>15766539
>And shitty art from a guy who thinks KC copied his designs

I remember when Valkyrie came out just before he planned to release his crayon-art angel monster, and he genuinely thought that KC was spying on him and rush-made Valkyrie just to steal his thunder.
My sides reached terminal velocity that day.

>> No.15766584

>>15766552
>Raet
Oh fuck I remember him. Dude was a loon before becoming an admin. After the original admin left, they started handing out promotions like candy. If I visited the chatroom more I probably would have gotten one.

>> No.15766586

>>15766573
I know, right? I wasn't sure if the Wiki had gotten the Bonus Art like they'd snagged the Profile leaks, so being charitable as I am, went on their Discord to share it and see.

And as it turns out, not only is their main channel SFW, but one of the people on at the time was "Verified" as underaged!

>> No.15766592

>>15766573
>I am still confused on how there are so many young ass fucks on the wiki and other sites

Well MGE is pretty much babby's first porn setting, isn't it?
I mean, if you just take the profiles at face value it's a world of smiling fantasy anime girls who want to suck your dick even more than anime girls usually do, where nothing bad ever happens but you can still grab your thousand-folded katana and edgelord it up being a dark sorceror fighting the evil Christians.
To be honest I'm the opposite way round to you - I'm mildly ashamed that at 29 years old I'm really into something that is blatantly obvious adolescent-bait.

>> No.15766595

>>15766573

MG fans seem surprisingly young, which bothers me.

>> No.15766597

>>15766595
Damnkidsgetoffmylawn.

>> No.15766599

>>15766575
But you know latenights a nice guy and you like the charaters he does
Raet is different, his designs are ugly and his stetting is trash covered in piss.

>> No.15766601

>>15766586
I know people on this thread love talking about cuddling with their waifus and loving daughteru raising a little more then would be expected, but more often then not when people talk about MGs its a very nsfw topic. I know some balls drop faster then others but its still awkward and kinda disgusting to see people that young get it on the conversations people can have revolving this shit.

Also my brain is fried after work so i'm sorry for my terrible ass grammar

>> No.15766603

>>15766573
>how there are so many young ass fucks on the wiki
I can answer that: Wikia does tons of cross-promotion so you get tons of people on your wiki coming from other wikis.
Wikia also likes to push the fact that it's safe for work and provide basic social structure in the form of chat and forums.
Why they specifically target younger audiences is not known but that's how you get so many youngsters. I know this from conversations I've had with the Wikia employees.

>> No.15766604

>>15766592
> tfw you're more ashamed of the fact other fans are younger, rather than the fact you're fapping to cartoon beastiality rape porn

>> No.15766609

>>15766571
I thought is because of weird amoun of 40k fans that where there.

or do you have to be 12 to like 40k?

>> No.15766612

>>15766609
No, there are many things about 40k that can be enjoyed by adults as well.

>> No.15766623

>>15766609
No, I'm 25 and I enjoy some of it, I just found it a tad too depressing for my tastes.

also I suck at tabletops

>> No.15766624

>>15766609
40K is kind of babies first wargame, and pushed immensely by the fact that GamesWorkshop has their own string of stores in many areas. It's just what kids that age are exposed to.

Some days I ponder why there's so many MGS fans in here when I don't care for it. Then I shrug and am happy at least every thread doesn't have STANDING HERE anymore.

>> No.15766627

>>15766604

It's the fact that kids are fapping to that cartoon bestiality rape porn that bothers me.

MGE, when you look past it's cutesy hugbox exterior, caters to some pretty strong fetishes. It's filled with corruption, mindbreak, pedophilia, shit tons of rape, and a few nope-level monster designs.

I feel a bit of cringe when I think of early sperglord teens reading a few profiles and probably bragging to their classmates about daughteru fucking.

>> No.15766631

>>15766566
Why Beast though? not saying hes bad but is there others he could go to?

>> No.15766632

>>15766584
Mod department becoming a trainwreck is one thing I remember, yeah.

>> No.15766638

>>15766632
Isn't there some guy that is rolpaying a order night 90% of the time?

>> No.15766639

>>15766627
Agreed, although you can say its got a lot of 'entry level' (which kind of sounds weird to say) stuff that can pander to all kinds of people, it can be somewhat extreme and push things that are usually considered pretty terrible pretty hard.

>> No.15766651

>>15766632
My greatest regret is never keeping in contact with the original admin. He really was a cool guy. Maybe someday we'll meet again in the sea of stars.

>> No.15766656

>>15766631
That's the thing, a decent amount of people and a few of the mods there LIKE praxis and agree to write shorts and do art for him. Beast just happens to be one of the few natives to refuse.

And Beast's setting (if we can call it that) has monstergirls coming from their world to ours, Raet wanted a piece of that pie in order to spread praxis's attention.

>> No.15766660

>>15766627
> MGE, when you look past it's cutesy hugbox exterior
Well that's why I said "If you take the profiles at face value".
My strong suspicion is that the 12-year-olds just see "Friendly catgirl with big tits who wants dick bad", and that's their faps for the night.
It's only us 4chan degenerates that are sufficiently jaded to peel back the curtain behind the friendly catgirl with big tits who wants dick bad, and see a spiritual wasteland of genocide, child prostitution, mindrape, and the death of all that is good in Man as the forces of depravity prepare to immanentize the Eschaton in a Huxley-esque dystopia.
Whereas I think the 12-year-olds are too busy fapping to catgirl tits to read any of the settings stuff at all, let alone read between the lines of it.

>> No.15766666

>>15766638
Yup. Except it's 100% of time, no jokes. And he's not one bit funny to actually justify it.
He's only one among the few, though. That loud, passive-aggressive egomaniac from Italia shoving his ass into everything was another fine specimen.

>> No.15766667

>>15766660
I basically read what you said and my mind translated it to
>they don't even read the lore

and I nearly died and broke my computer in the process laughing so hard. I think your right, but its still kinda funny to think about.

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I wonder how punishment of a breach in demon contract works?
It is a Magic based contract, there has to be something in it that covers this.

>> No.15766674

>>15766651
Yeah, ditto. He seemed kinda...off, to me at times, but you could probably say that about most of us. Still, he was a nice dude to chat with.

>> No.15766675
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15766675

>>15766660
>and see a spiritual wasteland of genocide, child prostitution, mindrape, and the death of all that is good in Man as the forces of depravity prepare to immanentize the Eschaton in a Huxley-esque dystopia.

Don't forget the fetal prostitution. Can't have the unborn monsters feeling left out.

>> No.15766676

>>15766667
Oh fuck, now I'm reading it back to myself and it sounds like I was writing a manifesto of how autists are the natural aristocracy.
Plz disregard, I meant it in a "Don't worry, I don't think it corrupts the children too much" way, not in a "Fucking plebs don't know DEEPEST LORE" way.

>> No.15766677

>>15766666
That italian rings a bell
care to expand, mega-satan?

>> No.15766678

>>15766676
I get what you meant, but it gave me a good chuckle reading it that way.

>> No.15766683

>>15766675
Would you believe I actually completely forgot that thing exists?

>> No.15766684

>>15766627
>bragging to their classmates about daughteru fucking.
Oh god. I can see this happening and I can only hope they have the sense to not discuss any sabbath shit.

>> No.15766686

>>15766674
He was an /m/fag. Both tokushit and mechashit.

He was my brother from another mother.

>> No.15766689

>>15766672
>another chocolate demon edit

fuark, they can't keep getting away with it.

>> No.15766690

>>15766683
Once again I realized I am a degenerate because Humpty is in my top 10 list, alongside dwarves.

May the fires of hell cleanse my sinful soul

>> No.15766691

>>15766684
To be honest back on MGU and indeed in the wiki to this day, families never really came up. No-one but us thinks about daughterus at all, let alone whether or not it is appropriate to dick them.

>> No.15766692

>>15766624
Just for that I'll be sure to bring it back when this thread reaches page 10.

>> No.15766696

>>15766691
Sabath isn't exclusively daughters

>> No.15766697
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15766697

You're a hundred years too early to be asking my sister out! You'll have to make do with ME tonight!

>> No.15766699

>>15766697
I'm wooing your onee-chan and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.15766705

>>15766686
This is true. This is very true indeed.
Come to think of it, I might've been the one to get him into Toku...

>> No.15766711

>>15766696
I am not sure what you mean.
My point is that this is the only place that considers family relations involving MGs, whether that be momdom or daughterufucking or whatever. For everywhere else it's rare that even marriage is mentioned. They're just girls that you fuck, not girls that you love.

I don't know whether this makes us more degenerate or less degenerate.

>> No.15766712

>>15766689
Things like that happen when people say "I don't like blue"

>> No.15766714

>>15766699
You'll have to defeat her in an epic chuuni battle of epic proportions. Then you may do X with the onee-chan.

>> No.15766715
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15766715

I need to get back in the writing game. How do I get up and do it?

>> No.15766716

>>15766690
Explain why you like them.
If you can do so in a way that doesn't require me to drink bleach afterwards I'd appreciate it.

>> No.15766719

>>15766715
>posting monsterboys

>> No.15766720

>>15766719
What? Isn't that just a regular dude with a Succubutt?

>> No.15766721

>>15766692
Go ahead, anon, if it makes you feel better. MGSV hurt you more than I ever could.

>> No.15766723

>>15766720
Those are both dudes. Thats one of the oldest pics on the internet.

>> No.15766724

>>15766721
I know, and Survive was twisting the knife and pouring salt in the wounds.

>> No.15766729

>>15766720
anon, I...

>> No.15766734

>>15766720
Oh no! Anon just sprouted horns!

And a spadetail just ripped a hole in his pants!

And did I say "his"? My mistake!

>> No.15766739

>>15766716
I'd like to preemptively apologize and I'll make sure not to cause a ruckus at your funeral. I'm fucking terrible at putting my thoughts into cohesive sentences.

Well for starters I am a big fan of size differences, both ways go. And having a small little slimelet with both a solid and soft part to cuddle/kidnap you with sounds very nice. The fact that you imprint on them is also a trait i'm a huge sucker for. They can end up keeping you in their shell and force you into full-body contact with a little one who loves you the moment she sees you and never wants to let you go. Idk. They also got the slime jelly 'mechanic' so they can force you to only eat them, so they have some potential yandere tendencies which is a huge plus to me.

>> No.15766741

>>15766711
I was talking about spergs in school talking about their hot new hobby, of which the sabbath is a large part of. Which is why I said I can only hope they have the sense to not discuss it

>> No.15766744
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15766744

>>15766723
>>15766729
>>15766734
I'm sorry. My shame knows no bounds.

>> No.15766751

>>15766739
> imprinting
> portable rapecave
> yan option
I'll give you a pass, these are not max heresy fetishes.
Honestly surprised someone managed to salvage something not awful out of her.

>> No.15766754

>>15766751
Love wonderland girls, none of them shall go to waste my compadre.

Except Jabberwock, she is kinda meh knock-off dragon tier.

>> No.15766779

>>15766739
>They can end up keeping you in their shell
Yo, aren't they fairy sized?

>> No.15766786

>>15766779
I'd imagine them being like 2-3 feet tall, give or take. With the eggshell being much larger, because the profile states that they can use it to bind you inside of it.

>> No.15766791

>>15766786
Nah dude. They're jubjub babies gone wrong. Shell size would be standard jubjub egg size. You can just get dragged into it like a mimic box. Fucking KC bullshit size magic.

>> No.15766799

>>15766791
You may be right, but I get off on them more the way I thought about them earlier.

I dunno though, the page phrases it weirdly, nothing about being sucked into any little small eggs or anything

>> No.15766804

>>15766786
>>15766791
>>15766799
How large is the egg a jubjub lays?

Also, not that other anon, but you havent' redeemed yourself, nerd. Wisp does all that infinitely better. And isn't an aborted fetus.

>> No.15766810

>>15765762
>Only the high tier ones like vampires, dragons, lilims and such
Late reply but someone so wrong needs corrected.

You can't say its just the high ranking ones since KC has actually been pretty vague about which life spans are longer than others, purposely vague so people have more to work with. Undead would obviously be long lived, so would anything obviously old like the abominations, golems and the like.
There's also automatons now which wouldn't have a normal life span and lets not forget angels/demons and anything else usually associated with being around for ages.

Don't get me wrong, the guy you were responding to was a gigantic faggot who was wrong and didn't know about linked life spans but also being wrong and other anons believing your every word as truth is also bad.

>> No.15766811

>>15766739
>>15766751
>>15766791
>>15766799
So wait, its just a worse Wisp?

>> No.15766816

>>15766804
I Know I'm a degenerate. Still find the little slime super attractive though.

And I'm not sure, its never something mentioned. However I felt the phrasing implied that there at least wasn't any mimicy size alternation shenanigans going on.

>> No.15766819

What monster would make a good Lara Croft?

>> No.15766821

>>15766811
A wisp keeps your soul in her skirt cage for all eternity like some scary Ghost of Christmas Present. It's kind of its own thing.

>> No.15766822

>>15766804
>How large is the egg a jubjub lays?

It's never said in the profile, but there are two options.

A: Real world size for a bird that size which would be about as big as a softball.
B: /d/ tier horror show

>> No.15766823

>>15766819
Kakuen.

>> No.15766824

>>15766811
Basically. They're a shittier mimic too. Fuck even a Pot devil is better. She can build her own kind of fable 2-esque Serenity Farm within her microcosm.

>>15766821
Yeah, if you're dead. But if you waifu one while you're alive, she does all the same shit.

>> No.15766827

>>15766819
>Whiny British bitch who destroys everything she touches and has massive daddy issues
Definitely a Wonderland girl.

>> No.15766828

>>15766827
Which version are you talking about?

>> No.15766830

>>15766823
>British Kakuen adventuring partner with god-tier T&A
I don't think I could handle it.

>> No.15766837

>>15766828
Pretty sure that's common to all of them. Original, Movies, and Reboot. But at least they didn't tack it onto the original until late in the series.

Man I miss playing Tomb Raider 2 back in the day.

>> No.15766840

>>15766837
Underworld Lara is the best Lara.

>> No.15766842

>>15766822
I always imagined it to be man-sized or almost man-sized, so you can be comfy inside it when she captures you.

And as for how something man-sized came out of a jubjub; I dunno, I guess I always just handwaved it as "Muh Wonderland". Like, it's a normal sized egg when she lays it, but once the fetus decides to suicide it can have wildly-inconsistent sizes as per her / her husbando's convenience. Same way normal slimes can give themselves tits at will.

I mean, the yolk-slime can obviously reform the eggshell around her, so presumably she can reform it at the size she wants.

>> No.15766844

>>15766842
Yeah, this is how I had imagined it! It's not exactly the best/most scientific way to go around it, but thats how I thought it was.

God bless u random anon for putting it into words

>> No.15766847

>>15766842
You realize that enveloping a man isn't unique to fetus slime, right? Literally every slime can do that.

>> No.15766856
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15766856

Where would you spend your honeymoon?

>> No.15766858

>>15766837
>>15766840
I want to see an Anubis dressed like Tomb Raider 2 Lara.

>> No.15766860

>>15766856
>Already live in a 10/10 place
Spend it at home.

>> No.15766863

>>15766860
That's not very romantic, Mr. Homebody.

>> No.15766867

>>15766856
I like the idea of a honeymoon at a nice, quiet, isolated ryokan up in the mountains. Preferably with both a public, landscaped rotenburo, and a private in-room bath.

>> No.15766872

>>15766858
Which outfit?

>> No.15766874

>>15766863
>Mansion on the edge of a cliff with snow capped mountains to the north and the vast cold grey ocean out to the west which shines at night with the lights of the playing sea ghosts
>blanketed by mists, and snow and very little sunlight

>Not romantic
What am I going to do? Take us some place objectively worse?

>> No.15766876

>>15766856
Azores, I guess. Always wanted to visit there. Caribbean and stuff I could do anytime. And if I went on a tour of Europe, I'd want to have more time walking around than breaking the bed so it would have to be saved for some other time.

>> No.15766877

>>15766872
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3f/2e/d5/3f2ed5cbb22f4d3e587bcc4f08ed1bb6.jpg

>> No.15766878

>>15766856
Hell.

>> No.15766880

>>15766877
Oh, when you said Tomb Raider 2 outfit I thought you were talking about a unique one.

But that's just as good.

>> No.15766882

>>15766874
>all that talk of cold and snow
>good

It always confounded me how people would choose ice and mountains over tropical sun.

>> No.15766884

>>15766882
>Cold and snow
>Not good
I don't think you know how to have fun, eh?

>> No.15766894

>>15766856
I go camping alone, and let Hellwife hunt me down. The thrill of the chase, and the ultimate fear boner.

>> No.15766896

>>15766884
>I don't think you know how to have fun, eh?
I just know how to not freeze to death. You see those people that get heatstroke and die when it's 120 outside? I'm happy all day long in long sleeves and pants. That is not a good build for any kind of cold.

>> No.15766897

>>15766882
Tropical sun is fucking shit. I hate heat and sweat.

>> No.15766898

>>15766882
Snow is great. Hot weather is 5 kinds of ass.

I really, truly pity those who live in places where, during the winter, it just gets really rainy. That's true hell right there.

>> No.15766900

>>15766896
Then I guess we're just polar opposites then because I fee like I have Yeti blood in my veins. I can just power through the cold.

>> No.15766908

>>15766900
>polar
hoho

>> No.15766910

>>15766908
hohohoh

>> No.15766929

>>15766878
>spending your honeymoon in Hell
Kinky, but also good for tans.

>> No.15766932

>>15766882
You probably don't live in tropical sun.

>> No.15766933

>>15766929
But you only tan with UV rays.

>> No.15766939

>>15766932
I do and I love it. Just like you probably live in some frozen tundra and love it.

>> No.15766942

>>15766939
I live in Australia and I loathe it except for the dead of winter.

>> No.15766944

>>15766942
Sooo...right now.

>> No.15766951

>>15766944
It's starting to get warmer. A month ago was nice.

>> No.15766964
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>>15766933
And there are no UV rays in Hell because...?

>> No.15766969

>>15766964
Ahhhhhhh Kos, or some say, Kosm

>> No.15766971

>>15766939
I live in what used to be a frozen tundra but is now just wet dirt because you guys didn't listen to Al Gore.

>> No.15766973

>>15766964
No sun?

>> No.15766975

>>15766973
>only the Earth's Sun is capable of producing UV
Anon, this come as a shock to you, but that's not true!
Makes you feel kinda stupid for worshiping Sun Deities, huh?

>> No.15766976

>>15766973
Nah anon. He's right. Haven't you ever gotten a fire tan?

>> No.15766979

>>15766975
I don't worship any Deities, too lazy.

>>15766976
No, is that an actual thing?

>> No.15766980

>>15766969
I'd rather have the doll.

>> No.15766985

>>15766979
>is that an actual thing?

You ever wonder why bakers and blacksmiths are so tan?

>> No.15766989

>>15766985
Well you tricked me into searching on google. Hope you feel good about wasting ten seconds of my time.

>> No.15766990

>>15766985
Oh, well then.

>> No.15766993

>>15766980
Why settle for that plain old piece of used goods, when you can join the Vileblood master race? You'll love the vampire babes, blood katanas and cute crows!

>> No.15766996

>>15766993
But Maria was at least related to the Vilebloods. And the Doll was modeled on Maria. So therefore, tangentially...

>> No.15767002
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15767002

I originally wrote this story back in June-July for a friend, but going back and reading it I felt it was shit, so I rewrote parts of it hoping to make it better. Might write a second chapter for it.

http://pastebin.com/aQFAT3yP

>> No.15767005

>>15767002
If you're going to be making stories, you should set up an account for these instead of just adding them on as a guest.

>> No.15767019
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15767019

Ohohoho! I have obtained tickets to the new Godzilla movie! Throw yourselves at my feet and grovel for my affection!

>> No.15767020

>>15767002
Cute. Anything with Hellhounds is good.

>> No.15767025

>>15767019
I've never even seen a Godzilla movie in my life except for the 2000 one.

>> No.15767026

>>15767019
No thanks I've already seen it.

>> No.15767027

>>15767025
So you have never seen a Godzilla movie, period?
>>15767026
This breaks the ojou.

>> No.15767028

>>15767027
>This breaks the ojou.

Dammit if she cries I will have to hug her and say I'll go anyway.

>> No.15767029

>>15767027
Yep, not a single one.

Haven't even seen a single bit of Pacific Rim either. I think the only monster movie I really saw was Cloverfield.

>> No.15767030

>>15767029
You should go grab a torrent and watch the original Gojira from the 50's.

>> No.15767038

>>15767030
Eh, that's way too much effort for what seems like very little pay off. There just so many movies I'll have to get through it just seems like a pain in the ass.

Not to mention after the recent take downs I have no reliable torrent site.

>> No.15767041

>>15767030
The orchestral track from '54 is still god-tier. 0:47 and on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6qAIaqK3_Q

>> No.15767042
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15767042

We Kaiju Girls now?

>> No.15767047

>>15767038
The new proper mirror is https://katorents.net

>> No.15767049

>>15767038
I told you to watch one movie, anon. Don't be a fucking drama queen. This is something everyone should see.
>>15767041
Gives me chills, this one.

>> No.15767052

>>15767049
I'm a very lazy man anon. The only thing I really get excited for anymore is sleep.

>> No.15767055

>>15767052
Just go watch it you bloody fool!

>> No.15767058
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>Spice and Wolf Anniversary Omnibus available for Amazon preorder
>All the light novels collected into a single fuckhuge literal tome, with two text columns per page like an honest-to-god bible
>Only 2000 to be produced, each individually numbered

Money has never left my wallet so quickly before.

>> No.15767060

>>15767055
I second this man's excellent taste and call for cultural enrichment!

>> No.15767061

>>15767055
I'm doing it, just decided to say fuck it and grab a collection of the movies up until 2004.

>> No.15767062

>>15767058
I can't waste money on this extravagance, I'm getting me Sandman.

>> No.15767072

>>15767061
They're not all going to be good, you should use a guide.
http://i.imgur.com/SprdDBH.jpg

>> No.15767084
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15767084

Your silly radioactive iguanas can't beat true monsters!

>> No.15767090

>>15767084
>radioactive iguanas
I'm way more cared (and turned on) by deathclaws than I am giant centipedes

>> No.15767092

>>15767019
Jokes on her, I would do that even if she didn't have the tickets.

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15767118

Hey kid, wanna awoo?

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15767123

>>15767118
That building is all kinds of fucked up, she either destroyed my house or i'm in a ghetto in the middle of the night. Either way, no, I like my dogs bigger and warmer

>> No.15767172

>>15766359
Replace mahou shounen with kamen rider, also if you let me tap that sweet contract making ass then we have a deal.

>> No.15767174

So writers, how fast does it take for you to finish a single story?
I want to produce OC but it seems I have the focus of a 10 year old.

>> No.15767179

>>15767174

For my story, which was

>>15767002

The first draft took me roughly a month, but I suck ass at writing, the revise that is the current one, took maybe 3 hours, but it was only that fast because I had the first draft to work off of.

>> No.15767180

>>15767174
Depends entirely on length and drive. Some times it takes ages. Some times I get an urge to write and put out something pushing 3-5k in a handful of hours.

>> No.15767181

>>15767174
Depends on my urge
when the day is right everything flows nicely and it usually takes me 2 days, with this grammar thing im using it now takes a tad longer

>> No.15767183
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15767183

>Faced with the Monsters' powerful ability to tempt human men, the Knights Templar develop similar methods of recruitment

>> No.15767186

>>15767183
Call the local lilim, we got a fresh one on our hands!

>> No.15767198

>>15767186
She will never fall!

>> No.15767201
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>>15767186

Just try it, you filthy dweller of The Pit.

>> No.15767207

>>15767183
>>15767201
I just got a scenario.

>Girl becomes a Paladin because she secretly wants to become a monster
>Keeps failing and accidentally destroying the demon lord's forces
>Is hailed as the Order's greatest hero

>> No.15767213

>>15767207
Anon, consider this. If any punchline is gap moe or wacky misunderstandings, it's a fucking terrible idea.

>> No.15767225

>>15767213
What's wrong with gap moe?

>> No.15767234

>>15767225
Was barely funny when it wasn't overused to hell and back. Now it's just sad and unfunny. When "Wouldn't it be funny if X was Y the total opposite of X?" is the whole joke, it's just worthless. Think of it like jumpscares in horror. Not something necessarily bad by itself, but when it's what you rely on it or it's the basis for the whole premise, it's total garbage.

>> No.15767240
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15767240

Small Monster Girls bullying Big Monster Girls

>> No.15767248

>>15767183
>Boymaker
Sold.

>> No.15767250

>>15767201
Would there be any Saracen MG for her to battle?

>> No.15767268
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15767268

Contract?

>> No.15767277

>>15767186
As long as it says in the contract I get to set things on fire, then yes

>> No.15767282

>>15767268
Let me grab a team of lawyers and an electron microscope first.

>> No.15767286

>>15767268
She writes the fine print in invisible ink

>> No.15767294

>>15767268
Only if it's a fake one.

>> No.15767297

>>15767174
I have never finished a story.

>> No.15767303

>>15767240
Small monsters girls being bullies by even smaller monsters.

>> No.15767305
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15767305

Gotta go to work
Work all night
Searching for underpants HEY

>> No.15767311

>>15767305
?????
PROFIT

>> No.15767328

>>15767305
Do monster girls care about what type of underwear men wear? Do some like boxers and do others like briefs. Is there that kind of creepy minority that prefers men who wear panties?

>> No.15767337

>>15767328
>Is there that kind of creepy minority that prefers men who wear panties?
Alps. They can smell their own kind.

>> No.15767356

>>15767328
>Is there that kind of creepy minority that prefers men who wear panties?
They sound like pretty big perverts to be into that stuff.

>> No.15767368

>>15767328
Be careful with perv monster girls that go around town stealing boxers and wearing them in her head.

>> No.15767369

>>15767297
Don't worry, me neither. I do try to though.

>> No.15767375

コンセプトは【法衣+亀娘】【亀甲縛り】【実はエロい法衣】

 ジパング出身、海神に仕える尼僧の「海和尚(ウミオショウ)」ちゃん。
 海の魔物と結ばれた人間の男性の身体を海の中で暮らせる様に作り替える儀式を行う役割を持っています。
 原典の海和尚は亀の甲羅から人の頭が生えているという珍妙な姿をしており、海和尚が現れると海が荒れて暴風が起こり、船を難破させてしまうのだと恐れられていたそうです。
 ちなみに原典では海和尚という名前でも、聖職や和尚とはあまり関係がないみたいです。
 ですが、図鑑世界の彼女達はそういった能力は持っておらず(彼女達に危害を加えると怒った海神が嵐を起こしたりはしますが)
設定の方向性としては、名前の「海の和尚」と童話の「浦島太郎」で海神が住むという「竜宮城」への案内人という点から、西洋をモチーフとした地域における「シー・ビショップ」と同じ役割を持つ、東洋版の海神の信徒としてデザインしました。
 また、浦島太郎において、子供たちに虐められていた所から、図鑑世界の彼女達は被虐心の強い魔物娘となっています。

 アイデアスケッチでは最初から方向性は定まっており、亀のフォルムと法衣のフォルムをなんとか融合させたデザインにしようと考えました。
 袖や足袋を亀のヒレに見立てる事はすぐに思いついたので、大まかなシルエット自体の完成は早かったのですが、細部のデザインで少し悩みました。
 最初の左のデザインでは、前かけがもっと身体にフィットしていたのですが、法衣というよりもオーバーオールっぽくも見える、という事で右の完成形のデザインに。
 結果的に前かけも亀の甲羅らしいモノになりました。


 ラフを経て若干ポーズが変わり、完成形へ。
 前述の通り、袖や足袋は亀のヒレの形に。模様は亀の鱗をモチーフにしています。
 同じく亀の鱗の模様が入った頭巾に、超ミニの薄い法衣の上に亀の甲羅の様な前かけと、全体的に亀らしく緑色でまとめつつ、紅い紐で彩っています。
 背負っている甲羅は、和風の妖怪の印象を出すために、渦を巻いた模様のごつごつとしたモノにしています。

 彼女達の一番のコダワリは、一番下に着ている超ミニの黄色の薄い法衣!
 一見して厚着(魔物娘の中では)の彼女達ですが、よく見るとスケスケな薄い布で作られており、身体のラインが見えてしまっています。当然の様にはいてない!
 更には法衣を彩る赤い紐は、一見すると甲羅模様ですが、よく見るとこれまた、彼女達の被虐性を現すかの様な亀甲縛りとなっています。

 といった風に、彼女達の衣服は「一見すると尼僧の法衣だけどよく見ると…」といったコンセプトでデザインされています!
 つまるところ、一見すると尼僧の法衣なので、彼女達の恰好がエロく見える、という方は、その方の頭の中こそがエロいという事です…!
 そんな貴方は彼女達、もとい魔物娘好みな男性なわけですね!

>> No.15767384
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>>15767368
I hope they only steal the clean pairs, no one could be that depraved to steal a man's used unmentionables

>> No.15767398

>>15767384
They tease you on the streets so you stain them with precum. After you change, they steal it and sniff your scent.

>>15767375
I see.

>> No.15767419

>>15767375
>umi osho's note thing
tell us instead of dumping some moonrock next time

>> No.15767425
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15767425

I never thought i'd thanks any sjw for provinding me some fun ideas

>> No.15767426

>>15767305
Why is Gnome so perfect?

>> No.15767427

>>15767425
Oh goodness, who's she?

>> No.15767433

>>15767427
I created her just for this drawing

>> No.15767434

>>15767425
>Not the Underboob one
Still, damn good Barb

>> No.15767436

>>15767425
Honestly, I get fucking hard from functional armor on women. Skimpy has its place in bitches like Deja Thoris or Red Sonya but I want some coverage in my knights.

>tfw no elf in italo-norman armor with duckbill helm and hybrid mail

>> No.15767441

>>15767433
Does she have a name, and if she does can I use her?

>> No.15767447

>>15767441
she doesn't have a name but yes you can use her \o/

>> No.15767453

>>15767425
She does look pretty gorgeous.

>> No.15767463

>>15767447
Good, I've been having ideas for a character like this and now that I have a visual, I'm finally getting back to work.
After I beat up Al Gore

>> No.15767470

I want to hug and love and start a happy family with a baphomet.

>> No.15767475

>>15767375
Key concept: habit & turtle girl, turtleshell shibari, subtly erotic vestments

The Zipangu-native nun in service to the god of the seas, "Umi Osho".
They perform the role of remaking the body of men to be fit to leave with monsters under the sea.
Originally, the Umi Osho had a very strange appearance, with a man's head on a turtle's shell, and would appear in stormy seas and cause shipwrecks.
The Encyclopedia version doesn't have that ability though... but harming them will definitely cause the sea god's ire to erupt in a storm.
In this setting, they act as guides to the Ryuuguujou, which is inspired by the fairy tale of Urashima Tarou, who rescues a turtle and is rewarded with a visit to the Ryuuguujou. In addition, they kind of act as an eastern counterpart to the western-inspired "Sea Bishop".
Additionally, in the tale of Urashima Tarou, the turtle was being bullied and tortured by a group of children. This led to the Encyclopedia version having a strong masochistic streak.

(cont)

>> No.15767477

>>15767470
I want to bury my face in voluptuous dragon breasts in front of a baphomet and declare their superiority over flatty goats.

>> No.15767482

>>15767475
Thanks! Also, will you do the Demon making of translation? KC released it back when his enty schedule was awkward due to comiket. Hopefully he'll release making ofs on a more consistent basis.

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15767484

>>15767475

>> No.15767485

>>15767477
My brother.

>> No.15767488
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15767488

THICC demons

>> No.15767489

>>15767441
>can I use her?
lewd

>> No.15767504
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15767504

What's a good, strong, Sahu name?

>> No.15767513

>>15767504
Gertrude

>> No.15767514

>>15767513
A name for German Holsts.

>> No.15767517

>>15767514
As well as good, strong Sahuagin.

>> No.15767522

>>15767517
Okay. What about her Otter nee-san?

>> No.15767525

>>15767504
Tethys, Ceto, Galene, other water goddess names.

>> No.15767527

>>15767522
Gertruder.

>> No.15767537

>>15767527
They name a child Gertruder so they can have a lame pun when she has a younger sister? What kind of Mommy Snek would do that?

>> No.15767541

>>15767425
What species is this thing?

>> No.15767542

>>15767537
One named Gertrudest.

>> No.15767545

>>15767475
>>15767484
I already had the direction for this design down with the first sketch. I thought of designing her in such a fashion as to combine the appearance of a tortoise with the appearance of her raiments. The idea of giving her sleeves and socks in the shape of tortoise fins so her rough silhouette was finished quickly, but I was worrying over the small details of her design.

In the left design, I exposed more of her body, and made the outfit more form fitting, but it ended up looking more like overalls than a robe... the version on the right is closer to the final design. I also added a turtleshell design to her apron.

Past this, she only went through a few pose changes until the finished version. As I mentioned before, her sleeves and socks are in the shape of tortoise fins, with a scale pattern. That pattern is also found on her hood, and the apron over her thin mini robe. Since her overall color scheme is so heavy in turtle like green tones, I added the scarlet cord as a further accessory.
The carapace she carries has a pattern of sorts of swirly lumps, to give her a stronger Youkai-like appearance.

Her feature that I'm definitely the most proud of is that tiny thin yellow undergarment! At first glance you'd think that I kind of overdressed her (for a monster girl that is), but look closely, and you'll see that the cloth is so thin that you can easily see the outlines of her body underneath, where she naturally wears absolutely nothing!
Furthermore, the red string decorating her clothing resembles a shell pattern at first glance, fitting with her design, but it's actually Tortoise Shell Body Suit shibari, representing her masochistic nature.

All in all, her clothes are designed to look like a nun habit at first glance, but when you look closer you can tell that they're actually dressed quite lewdly, and some won't be able to get that eroticism out of their head anymore! For those among you, I'm sure she'll rank among your favorites.


Well, that's all on this literal cosplay girl.

>> No.15767546

>>15767542
Granny had a MASTER PLAN it seems.

>> No.15767549
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15767549

Ok, I give up. Who is the artist for this image?
Reverse searching, pixiv searching, and booru searching have not availed me.
The style looks halfway between Batta and Sakifox, but it wasn't in either of their galleries or twitters.

And damn do I want more. This is such a blissfully lewd image. I can just imagine the joy of this hardcore onanist when she finally gets to snuggle a man from the hips.

>> No.15767550
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15767550

>>15764537
I forgot about that. That had the lewd samurai and ninja girls in appealing art style, right?

Also, did some more doodles. Here's Lani, a knight, and a dragon fairy.

>> No.15767557

>>15767550
What a cute flying slug and Lilim cosplay.
How old is she anyway?

>> No.15767562

>>15767475
>>15767484
>>15767545
If she has no monster features at all and it's all just clothing, then why is she in the MGE?

>> No.15767570

>>15767562
To be fair, how do you make a turtle girl look attractive without making her straight up cosplay?

>> No.15767583

>>15767570
Kappa

>> No.15767584
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15767584

>>15767550
Also did Chimera. The lack of Digimon shoulders is nice for her, and the long hair is because I like long hair on girls.

>> No.15767591

>>15767562
He probably didn't want her to look too much like the Kappa. Hence the maximum cosplay direction.

>> No.15767605

>>15767583
He said attractive

>> No.15767610

>>15767557
>flying slug
>Lilim cosplay
One is a Lilim, and the other is a fairy sized Dragon with a large tail.

>> No.15767614

>>15767605
Yoy just killed a Kappa. I hope you're happy.

>> No.15767615
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15767615

I'm too late for the Godzilla discussion, aren't I?

>> No.15767620

>>15767614
At least nothing of value was lost.

>> No.15767621

>>15767610
What? But she said she's not a Lilim, so it's a cosplay, right?

>> No.15767639

>>15767545
What about this?
【更新】今回の魔物娘は「海和尚(ウミオショウ)」 ジパング版シー・ビショップ的な役割を持つ亀娘です。大人しくて臆病な娘ですが、虐められるのが好きなんだとか(性的な意味で)
KC is saying something about her being extra fun to bully

>> No.15767650

>>15767620
Congrats, you just killed half of the Kappas and the rest are going to try to hunt you down.

>> No.15767655
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15767655

So what are you in for?

>> No.15767657

>>15767639
Yeah right. I know that if I bully her Poseidon is going to throw a blue shell at me.
I only bully girl that like it and don't fight back.

>> No.15767659

>>15767614
I'm pretty indifferent to tell the truth.

>> No.15767664

>>15767655
Am I asking, or is she asking? Because she doesn't seem all together up there to be asking

>> No.15767668

>>15767664
Traditionally it's her asking her new cellmate.

>> No.15767672

>>15767639
It just says that she enjoys being bullied in a sexual sense.

The profile mentions that they may sometimes fall over on their shells because of their small frame and it's difficult for them to get up, and a man coming across them in this state will find it difficult to resist taking advantage of them. While they'll be trying to calm the man down and and reason with him with their upper mouths, their lower mouths will be sucking on him relentlessly.

>> No.15767675

>>15767621
She is just telling him that she is not a Lilim so that the knight will not attack her while the three of them go on an adventure through the Dead Sea on their quest for the Frozen Flame.

>> No.15767676

>>15767668
Is it some form of telepathy? Was she a mage before her mind broke? Is this a cry for help?

>> No.15767682

>>15767676
It's just a stranger getting to know another stranger, dammit.

>> No.15767684

>>15767545
Wait. What about HD profile pic?

>> No.15767685

The new turtle girl just having a fake shell on her back reminds me of Gintama's one story arc.

>> No.15767688

>>15767655
Tried to get a dragons attention by messing with her hoard, she snapped and destroyed some things. They blamed me for awakening a thousand year dragon and I came to jail.

>> No.15767698

I want to teach a loli Kiki how to dance.

>> No.15767700

>>15767562
You can say that to dark mage as well

>> No.15767703

>>15767700
You can say that to about half the girls in the MGE. MGE has never been aimed at monster girl fans.

>> No.15767704

>>15767682
Look at her eyes. Stare into them, and see the abyss she looks into

>> No.15767707

>>15767655
everything

>> No.15767708

>>15767698
I wanna help a chubby loli Oni get fit!

>> No.15767710

>>15767704
Maybe she's the Quirky But Harmless Prisoner Who Becomes The Hero's Comic Relief Buddy.

>> No.15767711

>>15767675
I don't believe you. The lizard and herself said that she wasn't a lilim, so she isn't.

>> No.15767719

>>15767698
Don't we all, anon.

>> No.15767726
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>journey through the DCAU has led all the way to Over the Edge
I'm scared of what 'Flayers or Nightmares might be able to do to me.

>> No.15767741

>>15767710
Those eyes are soulless. That without a soul cannot know humor

>> No.15767755

>>15767741
Comedy = Set-up -> punch-line -> AWKWWAAARRD

>> No.15767765

>>15767711
This is what happens when you put points into STR and VIT instead of INT or WIS.
A Wurm could probably fool you.

>> No.15767784

>>15767755
What?

>> No.15767792

>>15767784
It's a South Park reference.

>> No.15767808

I feel a bit like some MGK after drawing Kuumera.

You are Jimmy James Johnson the 462nd.
Do you go to the Dragon bakery and try to eat sweets while the owner tries to get you to marry her daughter in the future through tasty snacks?
Do you snort pixie sticks with 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound?
Do you ask the now mini Chuffko Junko what her name actually is, because you've been calling her Junko for, like, a year now?
Do you bake a cake with 6th grade Lilim for Jabberwock's birthday?
Do you watch Ghost in the Shell with Ushi Oni and Mantis?
Do you play MH4U with Dullahan and Mino?
Do you nap with Wyvern in a hammock at her family's house?
Do you and Ryu drink some of her grandpa's homemade applejuice?
Or do you and Ophy play Mario Party with Pharaoh and Anubis in the ultimate battle for the 5th time?

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>>15767488
Yes.

>> No.15767825

>>15767808
I take Cardboard Cutout Girtablilu out to meet Bigglesworth, the shy Grue who lives in the basement bomb shelter.
Or at least she told me she was a Grue.

>> No.15767826

>>15767808
Bake the cake for thw birthday wock!

Be the shota surprise that hops out pf the cake!

>> No.15767830

Would a Chimaera blowing you with her snake tail be bestiality?

>> No.15767837

>>15767808
I convince ushi oni she's a Tachikoma and dress her up like one

>> No.15767838

>>15767825
She was eayen by a young Mothgirl.

>> No.15767872

>>15767475
>>15767545
thanks dude, you're awesome. Demon TL when?

>> No.15767875

>>15767837
But she wanted to be MGRex this Halloween, with Mantis as Indy YET AGAIN.

>> No.15767879

>>15767838
Ah. Well, I guess I'm going in the basement alone. Without telling anyone.

>> No.15767880
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15767880

2017 is coming, is your body ready?

>> No.15767881

>>15767872
I'll have a look at it some time. At work right now so I can't get on Enty, it's blocked on our network (but not 4chan, go figure).

>> No.15767887

>>15767475
>fit to leave
fit to live*

>> No.15767891

>>15767808
>Do you bake a cake with 6th grade Lilim for Jabberwock's birthday?
Sure, what could go wrong?

>> No.15767899

>>15767880
Even if it did they would all be killed off anyway.

>> No.15767900

>>15767899
No because magitek.

>> No.15767902

>>15767830
No

>> No.15767906

>>15767899
People seem to really underestimate the power levels in MGE.

>> No.15767918

>>15767899
You must be a blast at family get togethers.
I would've said parties if it wasn't painfully clear that you're not the kind of person to get invites.
But hey, are any of us?

>> No.15767920

>>15767918
I was invited once, in the sixth grade. I didn't go, darn muckled cultists up to no good.

>> No.15767921

>>15767879
She still lives on in your heart and on your back! She was actually on your back the entire time, really.

>>15767891
Coconut cake, which Jabberwock despises to no end.

>> No.15767923

>>15767900
>>15767906
Do you they have well funded and obedient armies with millions of soldiers that have nothing against killing? Monstergirls need humans. Humans don't.

>>15767918
I'm just being realistic.

>> No.15767929

>>15767921
AAAGGGHHH! THERE'S A SCORPION ONE MEEEEHHH!
>>15767923
They have magic. They win.

>> No.15767931

>>15767875
The mantis is going to be Raiden and she's gonna like it

>> No.15767937

>>15767918
I was invited once. Ate most of the cake and people thought I wasn't actually there at all. It was like being an underrated mg

>> No.15767941

>>15767921
>Coconut cake, which Jabberwock despises to no end.
I don't see the problem. Just how mush do they like it? is it going to be a problem?

>> No.15767942

>>15767881
Nice.

>> No.15767943

So we know that other succubus type races can become Wight versions of themselves but is it possible for another race to become a Lich though accumulating enough magic?

Mainly asking because a kuudere Alice with the skin tone of a Lich would be nice.

>> No.15767950

>>15767923
You're being a buzzkill.
An edgy buzzkill.

>>15767937
What kind of cake?

>> No.15767956

>>15767923
Millions of soldiers with weapons that won't even put a dent into most stronger monster girls.
Anything more powerful than, say, a fairy or bug, already can't be killed by common firearms, and high ranking human warriors are strong enough that swinging their sword causes wind that strikes with the force of a bullet. Again, not nearly enough to put down most more threatening monster girls.
And your point about monster girls needing humans is moot when monster girls have vast arsenals of highly effective non lethal weaponry.

Power levels in MGE are completely fucking batshit crazy.

>> No.15767963

>>15767808
Is there any way I can get the little dragon without getting fat? Everytime she is at the bakery and I have to eat sweets to get to her. Why not go to the park and see her flying or something?

>> No.15767967

>>15767943
Undead are a subtype.

>> No.15767970

>>15767941
It will be if they forget she hates it.
Wock will be devastated if you forgot that she hates coconut on her birthday, and would cry. Do you want the onee-san to cry? Because that's how they cry!

>> No.15767971

>>15767967
Yeah but there's limitations to it. Like it seems that only the succubus family can ascend to being a Wight while other races including dragons are stuck at the regular zombie level.

KC never mentioned if there are similar restrictions on becoming a Lich.

>> No.15767973

>>15767808
Never liked Monster hunter games but I'd be ok with just watching the Min and Dullahan play and talk smack.

>> No.15767977

>>15767956
>Power levels in MGE are completely fucking batshit crazy.
I always found a problem with the "modern technology vs. magic". Simply because we don't know what magic is. nor how it interacts with any technology.
You could say that firearms > magic because that is how magic works in your mind. and you could just say "magic is op" and be done with it.
Ultimately a pointless debate.

>> No.15767984

>>15767963
Why not eat snacks and then play to keep in shape? You could eat delicious cakes and breads and still make a pinky swear with dragon for her to take you flying when she is older whirideiveing her a piggyback ride.

>> No.15767989

>>15767973
It's not for everyone, but it is at least fun.
They constantly bicker over one using a hammer while the other uses a gunlance.

>> No.15767995

>>15767950
Name one reason other humans would allow monstergirls to live. They're bad for the status quo.

>>15767956
Can they survive airstrikes and drones and tanks? What if they realize that they humans they're fighting, the ones they love and want to save, are never going to give up until all the evil invading monsters are dead or they agree to a complete surrender?

>> No.15767997

>>15767808
I go and sit in Elf-Wight nee-chan's lap with the lich and listen to her read from the necronomicon

>> No.15768000

>>15767989
Oh come on, I know I don't have much experience with the game but obviously the hunting horn is the alpha weapon, surpassing the rest. Who doesn't want to make their own BGM while beating the shit out of someone with said instrument?

>> No.15768003

>>15767995
The fact that we're lonely and don't want to be alone in the universe.
The world's more than the edgy dystopia you think it is you loser.

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>>15767989
Them be big gals.

>> No.15768013

>>15767984
Yeah, that's pretty good. Even though I'm scared of heights I'm sure I can endure it for a Dragon.

>> No.15768021

>>15768003
Not everybody would like monstergirls. Then there's other people, powerful people, that wouldn't like all the changes monstergirls would bring.

>> No.15768027

>>15767995
Are we assuming that said monsters would be conducting an act of violent aggression in the first place?
What would be the consequences of surrender? Because infiltrating human society from within before an all out invasion has been their preferred way of going about things anyway.

>> No.15768031

>>15768000
Rocking out while supporting the party as you smack a Ian in the face makes you a great party member, unlike this hammer or longsword users.

>>15767997
Elf-Wight and Lich are at the local undead meeting over kids using their skateboards on the sidewalks and whether or not it is ethical to turn shotas into familiars or not.

>> No.15768034

>>15767977
Technology utilizes natural laws to work, magic breaks natural laws to even exist.

Unless a setting places artificial limitations on magic or gives technology supernatural anti-magic abilities, which would name technology magical in itself, magic trumps technology by definition.

>> No.15768043

>>15768021
I've seen this argument a million times, and it always boils down to "well someone wouldn't like them and would kill them to uphold the status quo."
No elaboration, just "Muh status quo."
Bitch, the status quo is changing right the fuck now? You think if aliens who just want love showed up today and started getting gunned down that people would just sit back and let it happen?

>> No.15768063

>>15768043
As long as people are fed and entertained they will let anything happen.

>> No.15768065

>>15768031
Not knowing this, I sit on their doorstep until they return. I probably fall asleep.

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>>15768063
Aww, is someone feeling an itsy-witsy bit cynical?

>> No.15768078

>>15768034
>Unless a setting places artificial limitations on magic
So almost every setting ever then?
All works of fiction (that I could think of) that have magic have some internal rules of what magic can and can't do. Mamonomana is the exception to that rule, because KC.
If magic could do anything it would just be a mess and boring. What those rules are can be anything. it can be like fullmetal alchemist where you can't gain anything new. Or it could be like warhammer 40k where it’s just “something something chaos”. It still has rules, sort of.

>> No.15768079

>>15768063
The various movements to root out police corruption and the like are proof that you're wrong.
Where are your parents man? Why would they let an edgy teenager like you browse 4chan?

>> No.15768085

>>15767970
Can't we just make another cake then? Is it really that bad if we made one? Could I make it up to her somehow?

>> No.15768088

>>15768027
They don't have to. Think of all the stories with the plot of evil invading monsters from another dimension/planet. Some even have monstergirls in this role. Even if there was no real invasion force, it would be too easy to paint them as needing to be wiped out.

>>15768043
I'm saying that people like politicians, bankers, media executives and the like have a lot to gain from changing the status quo or keeping it the way it is if it suits them.

>>15768063
Also this.

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>>15767824
Jesus christ those udders, gone from demon to how now brown cow?

>> No.15768102

>>15768065
Better grab snacks and a blanket.
Those meetings last about a week.

>> No.15768105

>>15768021
I know every one likes to paint monstergirls as brainless hapless whores who would indiscriminately rush out of a portal nd try and jump thefirst cock, but what people have to remember is that amongst their number are counted ones who are literally immortal or at the least have centuries of knowledge and experience fighting humanity.

They's send their Kunoichi and tanuki and Liches first.

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>>15768043
>muh status quo
>people failing to understand that nobody gives a shit about the status quo, the main strength of the status quo is the fact that people don't give enough of a shit to alter it

Really, who would give enough of a shit about a bunch of aliens to actively go around shooting them?

>> No.15768117

>>15768102
Well I guess I freeze to death on their doorstep. I said I would sleep over at their place, and would have felt silly going back home empty handed so to speak. So not expecting to get the cold shoulder I wouldn't have brought a blanket. And when sleepiness set in, I would have dozed off, naieve of the night's chill.

Also why is the lich attending a grownups meeting? You're like a shitty, railroading DM.

>> No.15768119

>>15768105
They're used to incompetent medieval tech humans, not massive twenty first century armies.

>> No.15768121

>>15768119
Our mentality hasn't changed.

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15768122

OniTengu can't keep getting away with this.

>> No.15768130

>>15768074
>>15768079
The idea of "panem et circenses" has been around for a long time, although I'm not sure it applies here

>> No.15768131

>>15768117
She is over 4000 despite being a kid.
She atteneds school to meet friends.

>> No.15768136

Latenight, if you are around, could you draw a young Raiju saving a man suffering heart failure by shocking him?

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>>15768130
You can speak Latin all you want, you're still a grumpety-groo!

>> No.15768146

>>15768121
So what? They just show up and they decide to give up fighting?

>> No.15768156

>>15768146
No, he probably thinks it will end up like Gate/YAMATO DAMASHII BOOGALOO

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>>15768122
>Have height difference and breastplay fetish
>I will never suckle a 7ft Hellhounds fuckhuge titties while pounding her hot pussy

>> No.15768167

>>15768131
Hang on, lets not change things up now. Hasn't she always had the immature mentality of a child? This is the first I've heard of her just being an adult pretending to be a kid.

>> No.15768172

I went to pet a grizzly.

>> No.15768179

>>15768078
There's a pretty big difference between rules and artificial limitations. Stuff like "always needs equivalent exchange" or "KILL by demons" basically makes magic something nobody would ever use because it'll most likely fuck them over.

If the magic is really risky and/or inefficient, it just makes you wonder why magic users even exist in the setting, maybe it's just me but it's really immersion-breaking. The typical rpg-progression kind of a power curve actually makes more sense than stuff that some people call """"interesting"""" or """""narrative"""", since then there's an actual reason why people with the aptitude or superior mental abilities pratice magic. It makes it even worse when there's an element of witch hunts or something, because then definitely nobody would be doing it without promises of godlike power.

>> No.15768185

>>15768172
Me too, I've seen lots of stuff about tame bears and they're big softy cuddly-wuddlies.

>> No.15768186

>>15768167
She is a kid Lich that attends school and still acts childish. Undead do not age, so she wouldn't become an adult physically.
She is allowed there because she is still over 4000 and because Elf-Wight makes killer muffins.

>> No.15768189

The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look....

Monsters and man: Two species separated by billions of layers of dimensional fabric have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea of what to expect?

>> No.15768195

>>15768146
Nigga do you even read? I said that the monsters would send their kunoichi and tanuki and liches first. There would be no fighting. Humans likely to be anti monster would be "assassinated", corporations likely to be anti monster would suddenly have a new business rival in the form of a young entrepreneur with a leaf in her hair. With financial and political backing lost, all that's left are the religious. And with christian denominations being so progressive of late, the pope may find a kunoichi in his room late one night and come to a sudden revelation that "Hey. These monsters ain't so bad."

Or at least that's how I would organize an invasion. Through the shadows with completely broken ninja sluts, and through the markets with not!jews.

>> No.15768205

>>15768186
Yes but I was always under the impression her mental development was stunted due to some kind of traumatic event or whatever, and she never actually aged mentally beyond when she became undead.

That was the whole point of the elf-wight caretaker/sister. To look after the lich.

>> No.15768206

>>15768172
I want an aggressive polar bear to take me back to her igloo by force to enjoy each others company because she doesn't see too many travelers in the arctic

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15768208

Make love, not war.

>> No.15768229

>>15768179
so tl;dr if we have magic it must be op or it would be irrelevant.
So the whole firearms vs. magic discussion is still pointless?

>> No.15768236

>>15768205
Well she is still childish and needs a sister/mother figure for her either way.
She was intended to be basically:
>"Fool! I shall not nap! I am an ancient being....with...magical...pow...ZZZZZZ"
And
>"Lowly Wurm! Prepare the slide for me and Jimmy, and I may impart some magicks to enhance that small brain of yours!"
Still childish, but still a Lich that has been around for a long time. Elf-Wight was someone she ressed due to her longing for a family after losing her actual one when she was still human, or something.

>> No.15768240

>>15768208
That's a good semen demon.
I'd let her teach me about love.

>> No.15768252

>>15768229
Atleast in the typical situlation where mages have to have high [mental stat] and study/practice it, magic being shit would be a self-destructing system because the only people smart enough to become wizards wouldn't do it, because they would realize it's too shit to be worth the effort.

>> No.15768257

>>15768189
Humans can't even get along with humans. What makes you think they'll get along with monstergirls?

>>15768195
Or the kunoichi either succeed or get shot in the back, either way the news report o the rape/failed rape and how monsters are bad. then the tanukis try to try their own corporations, only to be confused on how complex global economics are and get muscled out by corporations dozens of years old. The USA announces it'll be invading the portal to stop the invasion of evil sexist rapist monsters and stabilize their world. The ones that can't be controlled are killed, and the ones that can have their spirits broken and fall in line. So there you have it. The humans win ad the monstergirls are just paws that'll never find their happiness.

>> No.15768259

>>15768236
Well either way, little Jimmy is dead on their doorstep because you didn't want to play along. What now?
>inb4 he just gets buried ingloriously and no one really cares.
Poor jimmy.

>> No.15768270

>>15768257
>Or the kunoichi either succeed or get shot in the back, either way the news report o the rape/failed rape and how monsters are bad
You clearly don't actually read profiles, do you. It's not like there isn't a precedent

>Their objectives are mainly to neutralize targets that are men of anti-monster territories. Although they call it assassinations, they don’t actually take lives. No matter how fortified the castle, a kunoichi on a mission can sneak into the bedroom without anyone noticing and have sex with her target. They continue to train their body and bedroom skills on a daily basis all for that moment when they defang their targets, claiming his heart for their own. If the man was an important person, she’ll be able to freely manipulate him by pouring in love and pleasure. The man will be so charmed by the kunoichi, who is a monster, that he’ll betray the anti-monster forces, switch to the monsters’ side, and try to change the anti-monster territory into a monster-friendly territory from within.

> only to be confused on how complex global economics are
Pfffft

> The USA announces it'll be invading
With whose politicians?

HFY gets dumber by the thread.

>> No.15768276

>>15768270
That guy just keeps saying the same things over and over man. "Nah, humanity's shit and no-one gets to be happy."
Is he even aware of how much of an edgy 10 year old he's being?

>> No.15768282

>>15768259
Jimmy is fine. Their Golem Sandy lets him in after finding him on the doorstep after an hour or 3, shivering, and gives him some hot chocolate to warm him up while waiting for Lich and Elf-Wight to return. What started as a way to deal with punks derailed into a bakesale to raise money for more spell components and research material for the researchers. All the meetings end up like that.
>"Let's talk about dealing with those loud idiots who parade around town with their pants around their ankles..." The ArchLich speaks quietly to the group of undead
>"Let's have a bakesale!" The Dragon Lich merrily shouts out

>> No.15768283

Reminder to not listen to Chief God defeatist propaganda.

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>>15767268
What's with all the demon art this week? Including .less and this one there's been three.

>> No.15768291

>>15768283
So should I listen to sabbath propaganda or what?

>> No.15768300

>>15768291
I hear The Unity has great benefits. Maybe try them.
You'll definitely get a cute wife out of the deal.

>> No.15768305

>>15768291
No, you should listen to your heart

>> No.15768309

>>15768291
Dragonia should be the only one you need to bother listening to.
That or Wurmonia, the one cake and sweet filled realm of Lani the Lilim that was taken over by Wurms and turned into Rome.

>> No.15768310

>>15768291
I prefer to listen to onee-sabath propaganda instead. It's all down to earth and easy to relate to.
>Big tits are good! We have big tits! Join today!
It's hard to ignore it when a dark mage says it, and worse yet, the onee-sabath cult has strong ties to the Hathor cult. So their rallies always give away delicious milk. .

>> No.15768315

>>15768309
>>15768310
Which one has the best cuddles though?
I just want to be loved.

>> No.15768316

>>15768291
Those Wonderland cultists keep springing up around here, they might have something you like.

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>>15768291
>he isn't a member of the sabbath already

>> No.15768322

>>15768310
I desire a hobgoblin that went to one of those rallies

>> No.15768321

>>15768310
I hear they get Piestrong to provide his food services for their meetings.

>> No.15768323

>>15768270
So with either they get caught by the guards and be arrested/shot or the media will connect the dots between a man switching his positions overnight and his new wife.

There's guarantee that Tanukis know how to survive in modern economics, and do you really doubt that the US is not going to invade a country for shaky reasons that benefits themselves?

>> No.15768330

>>15768317
But how do I join? What do I do? Do I get anything?

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>>15768309
Dragon kingdoms are the best.

>> No.15768337

>>15768317
I want to grab that familiar from behind.
And then suplex her when she starts talking like something lewd's gonna happen.

>>15768323
Shut up edgelord, we're talking about monstergirl recruiting rallies now.

>> No.15768336

>>15768315
You like Wurm cuddles and smearing chocolate pudding on a Wurm's rock hard tummy, or do you want a Dark Mage to show you what it's like to have onee-san give you a tithat?

>> No.15768338

>>15768330
Just find an imouto and love her tenderly.

>> No.15768340

>>15768336
I don't want foodplay or lewd. I just want warm, loving cuddles to cheer me up.

>> No.15768344

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ArbuzBudesh/450710/Monster-wheel.-Naga

snek pussy

>> No.15768345

>>15768330
Sign up at one of your local branches, the Witch at the desk should talk you through everything. You receive a membership card which gives you 20% off at sabbath owned strip clubs and an invitation to loli-con, the world's biggest gathering of unmarried loli monster girls.

>> No.15768348

>>15768340
It's not foodplay, cause that's messy.
They are just enjoying the hedonism of it all, and still like cuddles in non lewd ways as you sit on a jello chair as is bounces and jiggles.

>> No.15768352

>>15768309
Dragonia could easily win against Sabbath.
They have loli dragons and big dragons. Dragons of all kinds for everyone.

Are you a weak and pitiful person? I'm sure a dragon would love to make you feel strong and valuable?

Are you strong and manly? I'm sure there is a dragon there ready to battle you both on the field and on the bed.

>> No.15768356

>>15768323
>either they get caught by the guards
I don't think you understand the concept of ninjas.

>the media will connect the dots
What makes you think mainstream media moguls won't be targeted?

>>15768323
>There's guarantee that Tanukis know how to survive in modern economics
Are you telling me that a mermaid just couldn't compete with modern swimming athletes? A tanuki in the economy is a fish in water.

>do you really doubt that the US is not going to invade a country for shaky reasons
Again. With what politicians? The ones who found a new loving wife?

>> No.15768358

>>15768344
Hot.
>ArbuzBudesh
Always conflicted by this guy, I'd follow him but he does a lot I don't like too.

>> No.15768360

>>15768352
Dragonia is a paradise.
Much better than Elfland and their treehugging.

>> No.15768361

>>15768287
She's the designated new mascot of MGE.

>> No.15768365

>>15768352
Why would they have to win against them?

Dragonia probably has its own Sabbath Branch.

>> No.15768367

>>15768356
Do ninjas know about motion detectors or cameras or guns? Even if they did succeed, all the other men that would be targeted would get wise after the others become promonster out of nowhere and marry some strange woman, so they would increase security.

>> No.15768373

>>15768287

Well the new MGE book did just come out. Maybe people read it, got reminded that demon is best girl, and had to draw her.

>> No.15768374

>>15768358
Like what?

>> No.15768375

Orphan continuation when?

>> No.15768385

>>15768375
That finished.

>> No.15768387

Any suggestions for doodles? I have one involving Elf-Wight and Lich, but I woyld like more suggestions other than Big Black and a Pot Devil smoking pot together.

>> No.15768394

>>15768367
>Do ninjas know about motion detectors or cameras or guns?
What is recon

Like fuck. The instant a monster finds a husbando, the world is at their fingertips. They will be about as comically ignorant as you seem to think they are for about a day, or however long it takes to cast a spell of universal translation. Then boom. English. Computers. Internet. Information.

>all the other men that would be targeted would get wise
The whole point is that they don't. By the time any one realizes it, it is too late. The battle is decided before either side moves. There is no way super intelligent creatures with literal centuries of experience would not know that.

I'm going to stop now, this is just stupid.

>> No.15768405

>>15768394
So the only way they could win is if they cast a spell of Asspull?

>> No.15768407

>>15768374
Futa, tentacles and furry for a start.

>> No.15768409

Also, I have been womdering: what would Mari and Illassa's realms be, exactly? I know the one has Wonderland, and my OC donut steel has a realm of sweets and delicious snacks aplenty, but what about the others? Does Illassa have unlimited bondage works, or something?

>> No.15768413

>>15768407
Ah, fair enough.

>> No.15768416

>>15768385
But muh yandere milky spider.

>> No.15768425

>>15768407
I personally don't dislike tentacles, and don't have an issue with furry as long as it's just art not fursona or grown men in fursuits yiffing and yaffing in the park while I try to relax.

>> No.15768429

>>15768409
>Illassa's realm

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather realms's two blocks down.

>> No.15768437

>>15768387
The new turtle girl running away from mario.

>> No.15768441

>>15768429
Need Illassa in a BDSM outfit saying "Fuck You" now.

>> No.15768444

>>15768358
Personally like the vast majority of his stuff, but I get where you're comin' from.

This tarantula arachne he did recently was cute though. Had mandibles though which I found a tad off-putting.

>> No.15768446

>>15768437
So a regular girl in a turtle shell being kicked into a wall endlessly for infinite lives?

>> No.15768452

>>15768416
There'll be a milky mayadere grapist with a twist when I get off my ass and finish this short. 1/3 isn't too bad.

>> No.15768458

>>15767425
Based Barb, turning bullcrap to beauty.
She looks absolutely stellar, but that armour really does steal the show.

>> No.15768459

>>15768452
>There'll be a milky mayadere grapist with a twist when I get off my ass and finish this short. 1/3 isn't too bad.
Apophis story soon? Bless you Peny, if you are he.

>> No.15768460

>>15768441
>"Fuck You"
>Not "Fuck Me"
You must not know Illassa very well.
That being said, I do want a Lilim in leather to force me into a mating press with her and refuse to let me pull out.

>> No.15768469

>>15767726
Eh? What's DC done this time?

>> No.15768472

>>15767881
Here's the copy of the text if that helps, though I guess you may want to confirm that this is all of it:

 コンセプトは【邪悪で妖艶な悪魔】【悪の女幹部風】【白黒反転目】【青肌】

 サキュバスと比べて悪魔然とした姿の悪魔、「デーモン」さん。
皆大好き青肌+白黒反転目がコンセプト!
 初期ラフはドラゴンやダークマターのアイデアラフと並べて描かれていたので、かなり昔のもので、
その当時は青肌白黒反転眼で、トゲトゲした装飾を纏っているか、右の様に「デビル」の大人版の様なかなり適当なイメージでした。
 剣を持っている様に見えますが、過激派=魔王軍の一員なので、かつてはより戦士や軍人に近いイメージがあり、その名残です。

 RPG脳につき、オーソドックスな淫魔である「インプ」「サキュバス」の色違い的なイメージで、
より過激な勢力に属するロリ悪魔とお姉さん悪魔として考えられていたのが、「デビル」とこの「デーモン」です。
 現在でこそ、悪魔といえば淫魔となっている図鑑世界ですが、魔物達がまだ女性の姿ではなく、怪物であった頃は、
このデーモンこそが「悪魔」であったため、そのネーミングも悪魔をそのまま表す「デーモン」となっています。

 原典の悪魔といえば人類を堕落させ、破滅に導く存在とされていますが、
図鑑世界の彼女達もまた、図鑑世界らしい快楽と恍惚に満ちた堕落と破滅へと男を導いてしまいます。

 最終的に、初期ラフの左側のトゲトゲ装甲と右側のデビルっぽい、および軍服っぽい服が融合してこんな感じのデザインになりました。
最初は黒と赤をベースに考えていたため、服のふちが赤だったり、髪の色も薄いデビルにあわせた、薄い紫だったりしました。
最終的には目立つ金フチに変えましたが、結果的に赤も目立つ様になったので良かったと思ってます。

 彼女達のデザインは、夫に対する強烈な支配欲を現すために、
または、支配欲からか、母性すら垣間見える程に夫を溺愛する彼女達の内面と外面のギャップを引き立てるため、
彼女達のデザインはとにかく攻撃性が強く、嗜虐的なエロさのあるデザインを目指しました。

 首元は腕周りの折り返しは軍服っぽく、全体的にテカった材質に。
 グローブなども攻撃性の強そうなイメージを持たせるために裾広がりで、指先には爪の装飾がついています。
 四肢は着こむが、中央は露出を高くする、というコンセプトの元、胸は金属質のアーマーで、
胸アーマーの先にはその胸を見せつけるかの様に、赤い棘の様なものがついています。
 下半身は、悪魔の羽を模しつつ、デーモンの嗜虐的な雰囲気を与える色気を表現するため、ガーターベルトにも見えるデザインで、
これまた周囲のほうが布地の多い、非常に面積の少ないパンツになってます。
 悪魔の羽を模したパンツは背中側の腰から下がるマントと繋がっており、独特な形をした腰マントは、
後ろから見ると、ふちがハートを逆にした形になっています。
 また、尻尾はサキュバスたちの丸みのあるハート型と比べて鋭い形をしています。

 ちなみに、耳にかかっている黒いハートイヤリングは中に光が灯っているという違いはありますが、デビルとおそろい的なイメージでつけました。

>> No.15768484

>>15768469
Nothing new. Over the Edge was an episode of the Batman animated series where Batgirl died, and Commissioner Gordon finds out who she was and goes on a crusade to put Batman behind bars. In reality it was a nightmare that Batgirl was having after getting hit with Scarecrow's fear toxin. None of it actually happened.

>> No.15768486
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>>15767703
Actually it is (if not then girls like sandworm, gazer and this lovely toad wouldn't exist), its just meant to appeal to a diverse range of monster girl fans. It has from the start had the most broad definition of "monster girl possible.

>> No.15768491

>>15767726
>DCAU
I miss Batman. And Batman Beyond. And Justice League. And Justice League Unlimited.

>> No.15768492

>>15768486
And yet KC was from the start worried about how freaky the mucus toad looked and was unsure about whether she'd fit into MGE.
Face it, it's always been the Cosplay Encyclopedia.

>> No.15768494

>>15768486
Do not engage anon. He's trying to start shit.
Hell, it might be Starbow trying to get us banned again like the pathetic autist he is.

>> No.15768497

>>15767899
Beyond questions of durability, magic vs. technology etc. how would humans succeed at killing off the monster girl types that can easily pass for humans, infiltrate human societies, etc. I doubt we'd bomb to oblivion everywhere a monster girl is spotted.

>> No.15768502

>>15768460
Illassa is hard to properly read due to being introverted, or so ELH claims.

If she ever appears in a story of mine, it will most likely be either as a Lilim that just entered the setting's desert town and liked what she saw, or runs a sextoy shop on the same island as the DL's castle in the Canadian archipelago.

>> No.15768506

>>15767703
>>15768492
Cosplay or not, I like KC's designs overall. It's fun seeing various creatures/objects/tropes/etc get turned into cute girls and KC is a good artist, and very rarely does he really disappoint The only Monster I think he really blew was Mimic, and even that one is one of his older ones, he's improved since.

I don't care if KC's designs are considered Cosplay or not. I like them. And he's better then that one artist from MGQ who's design philosophy was "Make giant monster and put girl on top. Vore."

>> No.15768509

>>15768344
Cute.

>> No.15768517

>>15768506
I didn't say there was anything wrong with that. He isn't very good at drawing monster girls anyway, so he's only playing to his strengths.

>> No.15768519

>>15768486
And then there's Ushi-Oni, Centaur types, Oomukade, Shog, Mindflayer, Lamia types, slimes and more.

The guy's full of shit and you're right when you say that the goal of MGE is to include as many tastes as possible.
>>15768492
His worries were unfounded as she was one of his more popular girls in Japan.

>> No.15768520

>>15768491
I miss Teen Titans, Static Shock and both the Justice League series'.
For the longest time, the kid me had a very enduring love for Starfire. I'm pretty sure it's what's lead somewhat to some of the fetishes I have, monstergirls included.

>> No.15768531

>>15768520
>spoiler
You and me both anon.

>> No.15768537

>>15768497
Their disguises need mana to run ad that can't last forever. Mostergirls also wouldn't know how to act in modern society which would make them stand out, and DNA tests would detect most of them.

>> No.15768549

>>15768520
Zap weasil as Static Shock when?

>> No.15768551

>>15768506
I like seeing how much he's progressed as an artist. His original stuff looks amateur and kind of bad, but you look at the art he's churning out today and it's just amazing all around. If he took the time to hone his world building skills in the same way the man would be a god.

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>>15768520
Oh man, Teen Titans too, for sure.
Never really got into Static Shock much. Just couldn't catch episodes that often.

Always had more of a thing for Raven personally.

>> No.15768562

>>15768405
>Common fantasy spell
>Asspull

>> No.15768567

>>15768562
But it is.

>> No.15768568

>>15768551
I stil prefer Orion over him.
Orion can draw great looking women, badass men(Helmen Knights looked fucking brutal in 9), and draws tits that looks right, instead of enormous globs of flesh stapled to a torso.
He, sadly, isn't too good as asses for whatever readon.

>> No.15768574

>>15768567
I guess a gun is an asspull too.

>> No.15768581

>>15768558
My nigga, Raven a best.

>> No.15768585

>>15768567
So no magic, no weapons, fists only? We esports smash now.

>> No.15768586

>>15768558
Pretty sure Raven kickstarted my fetish for goth girls.
And now I want a monstergirl with her personality. Damn it.

>> No.15768595

>>15768574
What are you even saying? A universal translation spell is just then solving every problem in just a few minutes.

>> No.15768601

>>15768595
Just like a gun in a mugging is just then solving every problem in just a few minutes.

>> No.15768604

>>15768586
Raven + Lich = Perfection

>> No.15768606

>>15768586
Lich.

>> No.15768611

>>15768558
Static Shock was pretty great. As it just focused mostly on two hero characters, it did a pretty good job of showing just how awesome their powers could be.
Oh man, and the fucking episodes with Future Static, and the Batman crossovers. The best fucking things, I tell you.

And I can see why you'd say that about Raven. I always preferred Starfire over her, because she was just so bubbly and joyful and pure. But as the years have gone on, my love for Raven has skyrocketed. That bodysuit and girls with magical powers are a weakness of mine now.

>> No.15768612

>>15768585
>esports smash
Dont fucking remind me, thee only friend that has smash 4 now turns off all the items apart from the smash ball and prefers omega stages.

What the fuck happened to balls to the wall fun?

>> No.15768614

>>15768441
>>15768460
Either would work. She's a switch after all.

>> No.15768618

>>15768604
>>15768606
>Raven Lich will never be a thing.
Fuck everything.

>> No.15768623

>>15768601
You can't compare a weapon to instantly gaining knowledge that would take years to gather.

>> No.15768631
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Tell me Mr. Anon, would you be interested in Paladin-chan if you knew she was the MGE equivalent of Goblin Slayer?

>> No.15768642

>>15768623
A spell is a weapon. It did take years to gather the knowledge to cast the spell, or engrave it onto a scroll just like it took years to gather the knowledge on how to forge and manufacture a gun.

Same thing. Spell saves time on learning how to talk, gun saves time on learning how to fight.

>> No.15768647

>>15768631
Sure, but only if she kills bad monsters.

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Scary wolfu!

>> No.15768651

>>15768631
>Goblin Slayer?
Go away faggot.

>> No.15768652

>Talk about universal translation
All I can think of is this.

http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=082211

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>>15768631
>this nigga thinks he's the only one here that visits the /a/ drawthreads

>> No.15768669

>>15768650
Better ignore and tell the whole village she is dangerous so nobody approaches her.

>> No.15768678

>>15768647
All monsters are evil raping men stealers in her eyes.

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15768679

>>15768537
Assuming energy gotten from food (regular and otherwise) would not be enough to enable them to keep up a disguise indefinitely, they could simply only lose the disguise in the privacy of their homes.

Then there are the girls like dhampirs and kitsune tsuki who to everyone but men they have sex with appear utterly human without any disguise needed.

As for lack of knowledge of how to act in society, that wouldn't apply to monsterized women (who would pop up and spread before a large response to monster girls could occur).

Getting DNA tests on every woman in cities of millions of people would also be a nightmarish and expensive thing to accomplish.

>> No.15768688

>>15768650
What a bitch!
She deserved to be slapped by a dick!

>> No.15768693

>>15768678
From my point of view the virgins are evil!

>> No.15768697

>>15768653
Nero is cute.

>> No.15768710
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>>15768612
>What the fuck happened to balls to the wall fun?
As usual, esports came along and ruined everything.

Why these people can't stick to street fighter and leave the party game along always confuses me. I bet it would make a Gazer furious.

>> No.15768712

>>15768679

Not to mention, he left out the possibilities of Hakutakus and Ren Xiongmaos, both of which are very capable of social adaptation, considering one species is held to be some the best scholars in their world, and the other are frequently used as diplomats.

>> No.15768734

>only real idea is Turtle girl and Mario
Well, I guess I could always do more dandy Sandy, or Lani casting meteo on a group of mooks.
Or, hell, why not a Wight who talks to her children from when she was still human using sock puppets?

>> No.15768745

>>15768734
Just do what your heart tells you.

>> No.15768756

>>15768745
My heart tells me to kill myself.
My gut says to draw more Shog and slimes.

>> No.15768758

>>15768710
Because Smashfags are autistic pool shitters and want to be taken seriously.

>> No.15768759

>>15768697
I wish I had a thicc Dragon that umu's when happy.

>> No.15768762

Is there any monster girl that could stop a grumpy man that just wants to go back to sleep?

>> No.15768764

>>15768679
You really think they could monsterize women on the sly? We're talking complete reworking of their bodies and minds. The newly turned women would blow their cover. This would be even worse if they're doing it on a wide scale. You don't need to test the DNA of every women, just of the ones suspected to be monsters.

>>15768712
What makes you think people will listen to them?

>> No.15768765

>>15768762
A cute Dormouse!

>> No.15768769

>>15768765
But he'll just drag her to bed with him!

Nothing lewd will even happen!

>> No.15768771

>>15768762
Yeti, Dormouse, and Wendigo pile.

>> No.15768779

>>15768769
>Nothing lewd will even happen!
It will happen in his dreams!

>> No.15768780

>>15768762
Mindflayer or Cheshire. Both get into his dreams after he falls asleep.

>> No.15768786

>>15768780
That sounds more like Nightmare's gig to me.

>> No.15768788

>>15768762
Mosquito or Beel. The sound of her buzzing would make the guy explode and he wouldn't be able to sleep afterwards.

>> No.15768792

>>15768779
It's not going to happen, he's going to have a dreamless sleep while hugging that mouse!

>> No.15768810

>>15767880
If MGs go to Earth, I am wondering what the feminists will think of them.
Will they hate them for loving men or loving them for being for the most part a bunch of dominant women?

>> No.15768817

>>15768494
>Starbow
Who?

>> No.15768820

>>15768810
Well don't worry anon, because the only thing that will happen in 2017 will be a bunch of anons killing themselves.

>> No.15768822

>>15768810
Feminists are the most hypocritical, civil-conflicted ideology imaginable. So there'd be those who call them the best, and those who call them the worst.

>> No.15768826

>>15768810
>Women
>Dominant
kek

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>>15768792
Stop acting mean towards mice!
They are cute!

>> No.15768838

>>15768810
Hate them for being competition. Who should listen to them when men can get easy amazing sex without them?

>> No.15768840

>>15768810
>how would stronk independint women react upon coming into contact with MGs whose goal in life is seeking a husband and building a family with him

>> No.15768844

>>15768836
There is nothing mean about that, the man is just too tired to do anything lewd and just wants to sleep.

Sure, mice might be cute but sleep is better than anything.

>> No.15768845

>>15768817
Not that guy but Starbow is an asspained native from irc who sucks up to the mods and tries to get us banned from /jp/ because of posting standards.
>>/jp/thread/S15740761#p15746501

He's also likely the one who posts /qa/ threads and posted that the best way to get rid of us is by causing shitstorms.

>> No.15768857

>>15768836
That Mouse is bullying that man!

>> No.15768868

>>15768845
I can guarantee all the recent monsterboy shit is from him too.

>> No.15768872

>>15768822
>>15768838
I guess it will be the most likely outcomes.

>>15768840
They will try to "fix" them by doing their useless spreeches. Then the MGs will laugh at them and will fix them by transforming them into MGs.

>>15768857
And there is nothing wrong with that.

>> No.15768877

Who Legion here?
Kikimora neglecting her duties because new expansion when?

>> No.15768879

>>15767375
>>15767475
>>15767484
>>15767545
>>15768472

Thanks for the post and translations, so much content would be missed without you guys

>>15767584
Awesome, this shows how great her design could have been

Is there a story behind this doodle? Why is the snake pissed off and who is she cheering for?

>> No.15768890

>>15768877
Sorry, I'm far more interested in SoulSurrender.

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>>15768844
Sleep is always better with a cute Nightmare.

>> No.15768907

>>15768900
But Nightmares would keep him from having a satisfying sleep.

>> No.15768910

>>15768900
I hope Dreamhorse doesn't invade my dreams while drunk again.

>> No.15768914

>>15768868
Don't doubt it for a second. Would save the mods an awful lot of trouble if they just checked his ip on irc and cross referenced it with the ip of the shitposter, would be ground to ban him for good for trying to manipulate them.

>> No.15768917

>>15768910
Drunk Dream horse is best Dream horse.....unless she's pretending to be an old teacher of yours.

>> No.15768919
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>>15768764

I don't know, they fact that they're peaceful, otherworldy beings. The fact that they'd not only be willing, but wanting, to learn about our culture would already place favorable views on them. You seem to be pulling this thought of the majority in first-world countries actively pursuing a fight against an unknown species of sentient beings from "muh Independence Day", while simultaneously disregarding the forms of media that project a intergalactic alliance between humans and aliens.

The only issue I see with First Contact is:

A) An entry into our world is via sporadic tears (first thing that comes to mind are Void Fissures from Warframe). This would end being a roll of the dice, as you could either get peaceful beings like Satyros, Kobolds, and Gandharvas, or ferocious ones like Hellhounds, Ushi-Onis, or heaven forbid, Dark Matter, considering they're basically fucking DE/MM nukes.

If the latter happens, the public view would be skewed negatively, due the attacks and property damage from them, however, once people realize they're just very fuck-happy and not attempting to kill, relations would improve. Considering than within that time, more tears would appear,which would more than likely dump the more peaceful species, people would quickly realize that "Oh hey, it's just these certain types that are rapey".

B) Intentional contact. This would very likely be composed of a team of diplomats, including a Lilim, to not only touch base and establish relations with humanity, but also gauge our political, economical, and military power. Despite the magitek they possess, it would be incredibly foolish to declare war, since their objective is most likely integration with this world. This scenario is ideal, since MG immigration would be carefully vetted and picked to bolster their standing with the various societies in our world. After the "shock" subsides, and humanity is more receptive/welcoming, immigration could be loosened up and the more "problematic" MGs could be allowed in, granted they are educated on what is and isn't alright to do. Standard immigration and visitor laws can be applied.

With this, the biggest concern I'd have is the "image" of the demonic/angelic races.

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>>15768900
Only if she's bipedal.

>> No.15768921

>>15768845
The fuck is this?

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>>15768917
I already have enough drunk horse teachers.

>> No.15768928

>>15768879
The snake is more disgruntled and bored. It doesn't want to be there.
She is cheering on Anon and trying to make him get better at stuff, but when each personality is Kuu it is hard to cheer.
Thought about making her part Jinko instead of goat, but decided not to because she would be too catty.

>> No.15768934

>>15768927
Too bad!
You're getting another!

>> No.15768940

>>15768928
>Tiger
>Lion
>Snake
>Dragon

This could work but yeah not enough diversity it would be mostly feline and with reptile features

>> No.15768949

>>15768940
Also thought about adding harpy traits to be more FF classic chimera, but other than wings, bird legs, or feather butt, there is not much to work with.

>> No.15768955
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You've visited that Holst bakery in your area haven't you?

They use all-natural ingredients and the freshest milk.

>> No.15768957

>>15768919
It all comes down to if the people in power want them, which they wouldn't. It doesn't matter how peaceful they are, if the people controlling the media and the armies and the governments want them gone, they'll be gone. You're also greatly overestimating the people that would like them.

>> No.15768963

>>15768955
Currently grounded due to engine troubles, and the bakery is quite a distance away.

>> No.15768964

>>15768955
Holst bakery was shut down before I could even try them out. Dragon bakery is extremely cutthroat.

>> No.15768965

>>15768949
Harpy + lion is already a girl too so that doesn't help either

Man, making a new Chimaera is much more work that I thought

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>tfw no ara ara demon onee-chan who rejects your offer to sell your soul to her in exchange for her hand in marriage because she planned on being your wife for years now

>> No.15768967
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15768967

The Story you've all been waiting for

http://pastebin.com/C8kcfM5N

If anyone has any criticism or advice to share, please do! Hope ya'll get some enjoyment from reading this.

>> No.15768970

>>15768955
Nah, too lazy.

>> No.15768972

>>15768965
Yep. There's also ff6's chimera, which is over 6-7 monsters in one. An mg version would be a nightmare to create.

Griffon and Manticore are simple for chimera variants, although most don't consider them chimera for reasons.

>> No.15768982

>>15768957
And you may be overestimating how well the nations of the world would be able to work together and how long it would take for any kind of unified response to occur (depending on just where monster girls started arriving).

>> No.15768992

>>15768982
It's not that hard to find the portal(s) and have men with guns shoot anything that comes out.

>> No.15768993

>>15768762
No decent one. Better question is, which monster girl is best for snuggling in with a grumpy man what just wants to go back to sleep?

I vote any kind of undead girl. I don't like heating up when I am grumpy. A girl to sap the excess body heat would be perfect.

>> No.15769001

>>15766241
Wights. Self explanatory.

>> No.15769005

>>15768992
What makes you think portals would be easy to find? The world's a big place. Its hard to find terrorists cells and those aren't supernatural.

>> No.15769007

>>15768920
A best. Imagine how top tier the dreams would be with her snuggled up to you, your face between her tits and her legs entwined with yours. Can't do that with a horse.

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>>15766969

>> No.15769018

>>15769005
It's a rift in space-time that spawns beings from another dimension. There's not too may of those around.

>> No.15769023

>>15768957

>muh people in power

And you're greatly overestimating the amount of control the media has on people. It's almost like you don't even observe politics. If this Illuminati-esque cabal of people had that much power as you're saying, Brexit wouldn't have happened, and Trump/Pence wouldn't be nearly successful as they are. BLM and the "plight" of Syrian refugees are viewed negatively among Americans, more so than what the media keeps trying to say.

You also underestimate the power of social media. If a group of people film a peaceful/fun interaction between MGs and them, naturally, people will view them in a positive light. If the various world governments start persecuting them, people will naturally start to get pissed off, especially the ones that are looking for any reason to "fight the system". In America, politicians will change their stance on views, even if it goes against what their donors want, if enough of their voters voice their opinion loud enough because they want to have a fucking job next election.

I like talking and thinking about scenarios like this, but you sound like a edgy 12-year-old that has no real world experience with the type of things you're trying to talk about.

>>15768992

Oh boy, because any first-world government loves just rolling their military into civilian towns and cities, because they don't expect any type of repercussion for firing on unarmed "combatants". And it's not like any other foreign news would report on it and make it look like that country is out of control, that never happens.

Seriously, please stop. Hell, just save face and say you're baiting.

>> No.15769030

>>15769011
AWOOOOO

>> No.15769039

>>15768955
Their hooves are so short and stumpy.

>> No.15769040

>>15769018
We're talking hypotheticals here. You seem to be imagining a huge tear in the sky visible for miles, when it could simply be a small hole that appears in some abandoned warehouse.

And in either case, if the monsters were serious enough they could simply send a dark matter to turn everything for miles around into a mamono realm instantly, creating thousands or millions of new monsters and soon-to-be incubi. And before you say "we'd just nuke the city" I don't think most nations would decide to just write off major cities when they don't even know what has happened (and that assumes the very magical air of the now mamono realm wouldn't be able to protect against missiles).

Monsters in KC's world usually don't do that kind of thing simply because they have no interest in actively conquering and know that the Order has little ability to actually strike at them in a meaningful way.

>> No.15769051

>>15768955
I don't want to visit so much as work at it

>> No.15769056

>>15768957
Don't worry. Europe will be ok with that.
My country and the other European countries are already ok with muslim immigrants and their sexual assaults.
There is no reason for them to refuse MGs.

>> No.15769058

>>15768955
I want to hug the pair of them.

>> No.15769062

>>15769056
What if Muslims don't like them because they're so sexual and tend to wear as little clothes as possible?

>> No.15769068

>>15769062
>72 houris

>> No.15769071

>>15769040
Once they figured out it was basically an irreversible contagion, "purge with nuclear fire" would probably become a serious option. Dark matter nuking would actually be one of the most likely things to start WMD use in retaliation, because from the point of view of world leaders, the enemy has WMDs and is willing to use them.

I personally think that in the interdimensional invasion hypothetical scenario, weapons of mass destruction would be one of the few things that clearly trump magic because of the sheer power and area of effect. Especially radiation would be deadly, since the medieval fantasy world doesn't even know anything like that exists, and they wouldn't likely have spells protecting from it or cures for radiation poisoning. That's pretty dark, but makes sense.

>> No.15769075

>Wanting monstergirls to come to thia world
You like to see them suffer? They don't deserve to end in this shitty 3DPD world.

>> No.15769080

>>15769062
It will not matter anymore.
The media will say that there is an important "monsterophobia" in Europe and that Europe should be ashamed for that.
People who follow the medias will hate these evil racists and monsterophobes like the muslims.
In the worst case scenario, Houris exist.

>> No.15769082

>>15769075
Fuck that, I want to go to their world.

>> No.15769087

>>15769075
Tragic, isn't it?

If they came to us, they'd be rejected for not being glorious 2D

>> No.15769089

>>15769023
But most people like BLM and the refugees, and hate Trump. Once again you're blindly assuming most people would just accept them at once. Would your average person that has no idea what a monstergirl is be fine with getting near a halfbug or demonic thing that just flew out of a rift in the very universe? Of course not. But hey, if one guy posts a funny Vine then everyone would love them! So the army probably wouldn't face to much trouble in all the panic as they restore peace.

>> No.15769091

>>15769082
That's the corrext answer. They will come here, but only to take us there.

>> No.15769096

>>15769091
But they have no internet.

>> No.15769099

>>15769091
So it's like a demonic sex rapture?

>> No.15769107

>>15769096
The sabbath will create internet with magic.
MGs have automatons, magic golems and other stuffs. It's not that difficult for them.

>> No.15769108

>>15769096
I'd go there even if they had medieval levels of technology

Living a simple life with your waifu>being a wageslave and enjoying technology

>> No.15769118
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mWhich monster grills look the best with freckles?

>> No.15769124

>>15769118
Farm types.

>> No.15769130

How would you describe some of the characters in your story in a sentence? I'll start.
MC: A wandering bum with little cash, a love for killing bandits and looting their things afterwards, a lot of blood on his hands, and a gaggle of friends he won't hesitate to fight and kill for.
Dragon: A Dragongrill who follows the MC for reasons she rarely explains and holds a deep love for beef and behemoth meat.
FluffyKitsune: Dreams of becoming a merchant, and has a cheery smile that seems to hide something.
Apophis: An alchemist of great skill, she follows MC after he forgets to shave after their second meeting.
Lamia: An extremely talented elementalist who has a knack for earth magic and golems, she is highly lazy and talks in a lordly sort of fashion.
Dragoon: The only one to survive the attack on the Dragoon's castle, he heavily drinks his sorrows away but will not stand by and let injustices freely happen.
Gaggle of loli MGs: They follow MC for varying reasons.

>> No.15769132

>>15769118
Ones local to farms

>> No.15769137

>>15769099
Yes and when we'll be in their world there will be a massive orgy.

>> No.15769140

>>15769118
Farm ones like Holstaurs. Though a Minotaur one could be cool too.

>> No.15769141

>>15769118
Trolls and Holsts with braids and spats.

>> No.15769144

>>15769007
There's...really nothing stopping that from happening with the centaur.

>>15768920
Eh...still like the centaur more personally.

>> No.15769146

>>15769118
Red Headed Dullahans including chest freckles

>> No.15769149

>All this talk about nuclear weaponry, dark matter bombs, kunoichi subterfuge, and military overpowering
>When I'd most likely just find my waifu in the chaos, promise her safety and secrecy, and keep her hidden at my place

Might be some problems with her living in an apartment, though. Like if other residents start asking questions.
And obviously, she couldn't spend her whole life in there. We could probably go out during the night quite easily. Parks, forests, maybe towns after midnight. As a wolfgirl, it wouldn't be too hard to hide her ears, tail and paws in low light.
It'd either be a case of finding an opportunity to live off the grid, though, or finding a way back into her world together. That would be the ideal, even if living in this world with her in secret would be infinitely better than the current situation.

>> No.15769155

>>15769149
>sudden surge in hoodie sales

>> No.15769156
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>>15769146
Redhead dullahans with green eyes AND freckles.

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>>15769155
Hoodies, hats, thick gloves, mittens, long skirts, big coats, and sewing materials.
Gotta make some neat tail holes in her pants for her. Maybe get some fabric and stitch on some cute animal ears, which would actually be hiding her real wolf ears beneath.

Just because she has to stay concealed, doesn't mean she can't look and feel pretty. Leggings to hide her fur and a skirt over that to cover her tail would be a pretty lovely combination too.
We would need to think a bit about her paws though. Both her hands and her feet.

>> No.15769176

>>15769156
The cutest Dullahan.

I want to hold her head.

>> No.15769181

>>15769130
>MC
Edgy
>Dragon
A tsundere who might be a tomboy
>Kitsune
Perverted and sadistic slut
>Apophis
Waifu who will do anything for the MC's dick
>Lamia
Scientific/nerd Himedere
>Dragoon
Cool bro
>Lolis
Sabbath's minions who want the MC to be their big brother

>> No.15769182

>>15769176
But you can't hold her head when the vampire nib-nibs on your arm

>> No.15769185

>>15769171
>Leggings
>Not just pants

>> No.15769186

>>15769171
Wouldn't people get suspicious? That sort of disguise falls apart on a second glance.

>> No.15769187

>>15769182
I can hold her with one hand while letting the vampire nib-nib the other.

>> No.15769188

>>15769156
I want to take her face and to give her a lot of kisses!

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>>15769118

>> No.15769199

>>15769171
Mittens can't hide giant paws, beanies with ear holes added to the top would work since people will assume it's just an animal ear style hat

>> No.15769203

>>15769197
>freckles
-9/10

>> No.15769206

>>15769171
>Image that I get the strongest feeling of "Mai waifu" from
>Wasn't even commissioned or requested by me
Life is strange sometimes.

>> No.15769208

What Monster Girl would spend a night at the one restaurant where all the action is, having her fill on intoxicating goods until she can barely stand up? That's right, I'm talking about the one and only Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat

What Monster Girl would be woman enough to drown her sorrows out there?

>> No.15769214

>>15769197
I want to fuck that moose girl.

>> No.15769215

>>15769208
Wurm would be the most obvious. But the image of something dignified like a Wight or Tanuki crying while shoveling ice cream into her mouth is funny.

>> No.15769224

>>15769185
Either or. I think she'd look lovely in leggings as well. Then again, I am heavily biased.

>>15769186
Which is why we'd have to limit when we go out. During the night, heavy snow, mist, or rain. Maybe very early mornings in places far away from heavy populations, like forests or rural areas.
It wouldn't be ideal, but it'd be something.

>>15769199
Not paws that big, no. Maybe .less sized paws would have a better chance.

>>15769206
I know what you mean. The picture feels so down to earth. There's an element of realism to it, with the clothes, the general situation, and so on.
Looking at it, you really can imagine that you're going out for a winter stroll with an anubis.

>> No.15769228

>>15769224
>Looking at it, you really can imagine that you're going out for a winter stroll with an anubis.
Yes! Exactly! I get such a sense of peace just looking at her.

>> No.15769232

>>15769146
>>15769156
I want to bully a potato farmer.

>> No.15769257

>>15769232
By stealing their alcohol?

>> No.15769286

>>15769257
Touch my alcohol and I fucking shiv your entire family while they sleep.

>> No.15769328

Do Gremlins mechs also double as Automatons?

>> No.15769332

>>15769328
Are automatons capable of love?

>> No.15769338

>>15769332
>Are automatons capable of love?
Damn straight they are.

>> No.15769339

>>15769332
Do androids dream of electric sheep?

>> No.15769349

>>15769332
>>15769339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb48Z2NHHzY

Fuck both of you.

>> No.15769387

>>15769349
>tfw you will never teach an automaton about love

>> No.15769403

I want a blushing, pregnant jinko with many muscles and scars.

>> No.15769421

>>15769403
Would she be wearing frilly maternity wear?

>> No.15769423

>>15769421
She would.
Maybe a widebrimmed hat as well along with a drink.

>> No.15769434

>>15769423
Sounds adorable.

>> No.15769438

What monster would be a dentist? All I can think of is a lich

>> No.15769441

>>15769434
Sounds comfy too.
Would be nice to relax with her after a long day.

>> No.15769443

>>15769438
>dentist
>not tooth fairy

>> No.15769447

>>15769438
>Tell Lich dentist that you get pretty nervous when going to the dentist.
>Gives you a handjob to calm you down while working on your teeth.
>Or has one of her assistants give you a blowjob
I want it.

>> No.15769449

>>15769438
Akaname. But not as a particularly good dentist.

>> No.15769453

>>15769441
It'd be nice to cuddle up to her after a hard day of work.

>> No.15769457

>>15769438
A sadistic dentist spidergirl like a Jorogumo or an Oshi-oni could be fun.

>> No.15769461

>>15769453
Yep.
Quiet chuffing would soon follow.

>> No.15769465

>>15769443
Are you proud of yourself, anon?

>> No.15769473

>>15769443
What would the tooth fairy be like as a monster girl?

>> No.15769480

>>15769465
wat

>> No.15769485

>>15769447
Sexual distractions present in mundane activities is probably just par the course in MGC and so forth.

>>15769457
>Sadistic Dentist
I demand a musical number.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

>> No.15769487

>>15769473
Sneaks into a shotas room at night to take his teeth and virginity.

>> No.15769490

>>15769473
Excuse me for using Family Guy but it's basically what it would be like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3nyqge0diU

>> No.15769496

>>15769447
> sucked off by the lich dentist's zombie assistant
She wouldn't even have to tell you to "open wide"; just blow you until your mouth's hamging open in aheago.

>> No.15769503

>>15769473
Just as long as they aren't like these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_sNsOl5uUI

>> No.15769505

>>15769496
>aheago.
Gross, guys shouldn't do that.

>> No.15769531
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15769531

Okay, here is how this is going to work. You are going to walk towards her and put one hand on her head. You will put your other hand on her ears in a nice motion. Then you will proceed to softly pat her head, while ruffling her ears.

Now if you think you are done, you are wrong. You will now proceed with the easy part. You will wrap yourself around her, tear of her clothes and fill her womb to the brim with seed. You will drink a fertility potion to ensure pregnancy.

Is that clear?

>> No.15769540

>>15769531
Kikimoras are shit.

>> No.15769541

>>15769531
I'd rather not rape the maid

>> No.15769543

>>15769438
A specialized Shirohebi of course. Naturally you would only have to visit her if you end up with cursed teeth or an ailment that cannot be normally fixed by a regular Shirohebi and her healing magic.

A lot of doctors are going to be out of a job when 2017 happens.

>> No.15769545

>>15769531
Sure, that sounds fine. But I don't even know this woman.

>> No.15769548

>>15769531

t. Kikimora

>> No.15769551

>>15769531
Wouldn't have it any other way, would prefer that she wore her maid outfit during it but I'm not too fussy.

>> No.15769578

>>15769531
Nah, but she can watch me do all that to my wife.

>> No.15769579
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wife doodle I recieved

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>>15769541
It's not rape if she's willing. Now pat and impregnate that maid.

>>15769545
Introductions can come afterwards.

>>15769548
There are no Kiki's on the internet.

>>15769551
Surely she wouldn't mind doing so at a later occasion.

>> No.15769599

>>15769579
Lovely stuff.
Also, the /a/ drawthreads appear to be having another post-WWD slappyfight.

>> No.15769602

>>15769588
>Introductions can come afterwards.
I don't know, I would at least like a name first.

>> No.15769609

>>15769588

>There are no Kiki's on the internet.

But on the Internet, no one knows you're a monstergirl.

They could be in this very thread

Right this very moment

>> No.15769612

>>15769579
>gazer themanwithnobats
That's actually really pretty to look at.

>> No.15769625

>>15769609
>>>/hbt/

>> No.15769629

>>15769496
My mouth would be so clean, but being a blowjob in passing to such a cute zombie makes my heart feel used

>> No.15769631

>>15769609
>>15769625
Stop.

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>>15769602
Her name is Luna

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>>15769612
Though it's a quick doodle, he did a nice job.
>>15769599
Not really surprising to hear. Shitty place full of shitty people.


I'll probably be able to actually commission a few more things once I get settled in
Especially when this artist opens up again

>> No.15769662

>>15769644
That doesn't really sound like a name for a Kiki.

That sounds like something a Shoggoth would have.

>> No.15769663

>>15769531
Knew those gambling debts would catch up

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>>15769644

>Luna

What a pretty name.

If I had the voice I'd sing http://youtu.be/x-asVgnqKws to her.

>tfw Bass/Baritone
>tfw completely out of practice

>> No.15769684

>>15769672
She'd love your voice no matter what.

>> No.15769689

>>15768919
You're right, of course. Despite that, I still want depressing war stories.

> civilian hiding out in hometown turned conflict area
> day-to-day life of finding supplies and avoiding fighting
> can't evacuate safely, foreign soldiers and monsters on every way out
> one day the shelling gets particularly bad
> stay underground hours after you heal the last impact fall
> cautiously move between buildings trying to survey the damage, see who is still around
> see a squad of monstergirls in town
> figure the retreating human side tried to deny the area to them with the bombing before getting forced back
> they see you
> you see them see you
> running is futile, caught effortlessly
> they can tell you're not in a fighting uniform
> what you don't know is that they've been following orders holding ground and avoiding direct conflict
> you're the first boy they've seen in three months of fighting
> they silently agree to sharing the find, knowing that it isn't like command's watching anyway
> wake up next mourning after getting passed around to painfully awkward guilt on their part
> too afraid to make a break for it, deal with their attempts to appease you through small niceties even though you know they just intend on doing it again later

I want it to be a little too real.

>> No.15769692

>>15768967
Dwarf content is so weird, good work.

>> No.15769694
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15769694

Is anybody here familiar with Tokyo Tenma? Because hot damn the good designs outweigh the meh ones:
https://exhentai.org/g/971147/88f731cb95/

>> No.15769695
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15769695

Jubjub: http://pastebin.com/gSdBUBWE

I think I had a problem with the first half of this piece. I found it challenging to integrate satisfying description while also conveying a sense of speed and urgency. Do you think my attempt at finding a happy medium between the two were successful?

>> No.15769704

>>15768967
Marvelous work

>> No.15769710

>>15769689
>Surrendering
>Not fighting tooth and nail until you drop dead
Your ancestors would be ashamed.

>> No.15769725
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15769725

This is your holstaurus for tonight.

>> No.15769730

>>15769660
I want a waifu with the average Gazers bodytype.

>> No.15769736

>>15769725
Why does she looks so nervous?

Is she a recently turned paladin?

>> No.15769738

>>15769710
Sometimes enduring through the fearboner is braver than simply dying, senpai.

>> No.15769741

>>15769387
>Be machinist in one of the hex-technical cities of the world, working on interchangeable parts for your Automaton.
>The flash output of the bulb you're installing into her forehead's protector is out of whack when she blinks her cold, steel blue eyes and speaks
"Query: What is 'love'?"
>The world around you comes to a screeching halt, you feared the day she'd start popping out existential crises questions. Yet you still weren't ready.
"Observation: The Creator's heart rate and internal body temperature have risen. Did this one cause you distress with her inquiry?"
>No, not exactly. You tell her.
"Then, this one repeats previous query: What is 'love'?"
>Groan, kneading your weary eyelids and sitting back. Offer her a plain white sheet to cover her body, especially the clockwork mechanics within her abdomen
>Explain to her that as far is love goes, at least to your knowledge...
>It's happiness, a sense of companionship, belonging, and yet at the same time torture and sorrow
"Query: Does the creator see this one as a companion?"
>Tell her it could be that way, yes.
"Query: Does the creator love this one?"
>You're left stuttering out a 'not really' to her, telling yourself that it isn't really right to get flustered by a tool speaking to you like an equal
>She's nothing more than a similacrum, not a real person. Hell, she doesn't even have real feet. Spend the night tossing and turning, over-thinking about the entire exchange you two had

>> No.15769745

>>15769741
You are now head-bobbing manually.

>> No.15769757

>>15769738
But just surrendering from the start is some coward bullshit.

If you like getting raped then sure, personally I don't care for it but if you like it then go for it. But at least put up some kind of fight to make the girls feel satisfied when they get to raping you. It's like getting something for free versus working for it, it's just more satisfying when there's a challenge.

>> No.15769775

>>15769695
Just knowing one of your stories is on the same thread as mine makes me feel terrible as a writer

please rub your tentacles on me so that I too can hope to be an author people give a shit about

>> No.15769779

>>15769741
No no nonono. At least tell her she is useful to you and has value beyond her components in your mind. That answer is just asking for sad robot uprising.

>>15769745
Don't hurt me no more with this.

>> No.15769781

>>15769730
Your waifu will find you one day.

>> No.15769790

>>15769689
>the day after the actual area denial happens and artillary shells the city with dirty bombs

>> No.15769792

>>15769692
>>15769704

Oh thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it
Also thanks for replying I thought people just glanced over it entirely

>> No.15769796

>>15769695
that reminds me; does anyone have a link to that yan jubjub story from a few weeks ago?

>> No.15769812

>>15769790
I'd argue that demon realm corruption is already consuming too much land for them to consider such tactics on good land they can fight back for. I'd argue it, but its painful enough for me to enjoy the plight of our group. Did they get out? Are they just bodies? Did they bring him along? It's juicy.

>> No.15769823

>>15769757
I mean we can get dark and have them break something for compliance if you want. I was going more for psychological control over physical though...

>> No.15769825

>>15769689
Not onesided enough. The ditches would be filled with mostergirls in just a few weeks.

>> No.15769844

>>15769741
>>15769745
>>15769779
>The next day you go into your shop, the Automaton is wearing a dress
>Not the kind of frock you usually alllow her to wear, since she's still anatomically a woman and a very enticingly built one at that. Thanks, yourself.
>But a genuine honest-to-goodness form fitting dress.
"Query: Does the creator enjoy the fabric this one has clothed herself in?"
>Tell her it's nice, though for a moment you thought you could see a faint glimmer of a smile across her artificial face. Something's not right.
>Ask her what the hell she's doing, and let her know you need to do calibrations. As soon as you move towards her, she raises an arm and points her demon silver cannon at you.
"No."
>Remind her she can't break the three laws of robotics, that includes hurting you. Her cannon remains pointed at you as her blue eyes begin to turn red.
"This one... I... can't let you do that, Creator."
>She's speaking in first person, that's progress. But she's acting erratically and you're getting worried.
"Th-... I want to know what it's like... to be loved. Will you love me?"
>Tell her she couldn't even taste the food you'd eat or the wine and ale you'd drink or anything else, that she's just a tool. A false woman for a lonely man.
"I am... aware of that. But you, as my creator... you gave me this body. Why?"
>It was per the schematics by a Goblin engineer for a better defense sentry, but you don't have the heart to tell her.

>> No.15769845

>>15769823
Physical control is more believable with men in regards to war time.

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>>15769695
I want to ravage a JubJub so hard she won't be able to walk for a few days.
I want to drink her Jubmilk during each session.
>>15769796
http://pastebin.com/EhqtcyTR

>> No.15769901

>>15769812
Maybe I'm too much of a sufferingfag sometimes, but that's what I imagine the conflict with a parallel world army that's nigh-unstoppable by conventional warfare would devolve into. No measures would be too dire or weapons too banned in attempts to stop the advance of the demon realms to humans who think their backs are against the wall. Copious amounts of scorched earth tactics and nuclear and chemical weapons being used. Humans would probably use wmds even against just the armies and not just cities, not anything "small" like tactical nukes either but full-sized strategic nukes, indiscriminate carpet bombing with state of the art poison gas, bombing large streches of land with radioactive material beforehand just to either stop the armies from advancing or kill them if they do.

Both worlds would be totally fucked up in the end, assuming there would be even any winners to feel bad about it.

>> No.15769903

>>15769844
>A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
>through inaction - allow - harm.

Nobody ever reads the source material explaining why this shit is a bad idea. Enjoy your yanderebot.

>> No.15769917

>>15769901
They're not unstoppable. The only thing that would be a problem is corruption.

>> No.15769921

>>15769903
>Not wanting a yanderebot

>> No.15769922

>>15769901
This is why the monstergirls must win. Humanity would just end itself without their help.

Though postapocalyptic isn't a bad setting either, and technically cannon with all the 'resets' CG does to keep humanity at the level of development she likes. Mad Max monstergirl story when?

>> No.15769934

I just want Monster Girls to rule over us and make everything better. I trust them.

>> No.15769941

>>15769903
I think robots know how to read Anon.

>> No.15769943

>>15769694
Oh man look at those tats

>> No.15769957

>>15769941
> I don't understand emphasis used in a Chinese cartoon image board, Anon.
ok.

>> No.15769964

>>15769922
>the monsters win at the end
>but at what cost

>> No.15769971

>>15765530
What part of becoming an incubus involves mindbreak?. I thought your libido gets bumped up a notch, that's it.

>> No.15769972

>>15769903
It is rather bizarre, isn't it? The very tale which proposed the Three Laws is in and of itself a deconstruction as to why it's an awful idea that would only serve to make things worse.

And yet people always include them anyway.

>> No.15769991

>>15769971
Mm, there's implication that you usually become obsessed with your waifu. And the libido isn't really up a notch. They kind of turn it to 11/10 then break the dial.

In the grand scheme of things though it's not anywhere near what the CG does through The Order. Whereas monsters just kind of spiral into an ever-darkening pit of depravity, CG makes demands and destroys societies for a reset when demands are not met. Humanity is trained with stick-and-carrot through the faith (and genocide) until thought of deviating becomes heretical.

>> No.15770018

>>15769991
It's kind of sad when you realize that what's keeping humanity alive right now in the MGE setting is mistrust and violence.

Yeah sure, we can all go traitor and get Monster wives, all fun and happiness, but in a generation or two there will be no more traitors to turn on humanity, because there will not even be a humanity in the first place.

>> No.15770036

>TFW you really need to go back and re-write an old story
>But you spend the day shitposting on 4chan

>> No.15770041
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Can we not start this again for at least another few days? Please think about Yeti cuddles instead.

>> No.15770042

>>15770036
Bummer, man.

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15770048

>>15770042

>> No.15770055

>>15770018
True. But we are not the humans our parents were, and they weren't the same as their grandparents. Sometimes advancing forward is the only way to go- and we have the advantage of earnest and strong allies in the monsters here. I'll not fear change hand-in-hand with others, only stagnation by demand and without thought.

>> No.15770096
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15770096

What if... a monster girl version of 50 first dates.

You know where she goes out and rapes the same guy(s) every night, forgets about it due to memory loss, and does it the next night.

>> No.15770109

>>15770055
Indeed, what is the shame in advancing/evolving into a new sort of humanity that retains most of the best aspects of what we were before and gains many advantages thanks to the monsters?

And yes, the best aspects of humans such as innovation and art are assimilated into monster societies. It is incubi and monsterized women who have introduced into monster cultures the vast array of culinary arts, painting, sculpture, theater, etc.

>> No.15770113

>>15770036
>Have a bunch of ideas for stories
>Spend the say lurking the chan
>Dump points into Procrastination

>> No.15770114

>>15770055
But you see, turning into an Incubus is actually the stagnant option, becoming a basically perfect being who only looks for pleasure, not needing to eat or fight against environmental dangers, what's there to advance forward to if you already have an invulnerable body, a loving wife, all the pleasure you can get and a harmless world?

Striving forward is intrinsic only to human beings precisely because we are flawed pieces of shit, who are so weak that almost everything in this world can harm or kill us, we literally built the society you see right now, flawed as it may be, because we just wanted to feel a bit more safe back in the ancient times.

Can you even imagine what kind of poorly-made huts or outright shitty caverns we would be living in right now if we didn't have to worry about surviving?

>> No.15770115

>>15770096
That's literally Alices only they mamono mana people into raping them

>> No.15770116

>>15770096
>Spoiler
Where do you think you are?

>> No.15770122
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15770122

>>15770113

>> No.15770142

>>15770114
I hate to tell you this anon, but we're already kind of there. Our existence as it stands currently is advancement almost purely for the sake of increasing a quality of life, nothing more. This would not change were we granted the advantages you argue against, as we would still desire the greater comforts that our society already focuses upon.

The only genuine threats to our existence are each other, or potential dangers so far off or outside our depth that we're outright unable to be concerned with or do much to counter them.

>> No.15770145
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15770145

Heightened senses can be a weakness too.

>> No.15770159

>>15770096
>guys
Die.

>> No.15770176

>>15770048
>>15770122
Fuck off.

>> No.15770196
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15770196

>>15770114
Incubi aren't invulnerable, just tougher and harder to kill than regular humans, and they don't only look for pleasure either (beyond extreme cases or the hyperbole popular in KC's writing).

And even KC's world isn't fully harmless either. You want a dangerous job that requires you to better yourself? Become a mamono realm beast hunter. Such creatures won't normally attack monsters or humans, but when hunted for food they will defend themselves fiercely. There's a reason monster villages worry for their people when hunting parties go after particularly large and strong beasts.

And yes, incubi are confirmed to be among those who are employed as beast hunters.

>> No.15770197

>>15769812
Somehow I failed to note the spoilered text when I replied the first time, time to fix that.

>the squad of MGs and the man are still indoors when the attack starts
>the explosions are completely missing the city at first, but systematically approaching from the direction of the human front until they've passed over the whole city
>they seem to get lucky since the bombardement didn't hit the abandoned building they were in
>the artillary seemed to be firing much less powerful shells than before, though
>suddenly there's complete chaos outside, officers barking orders for an immediate retreat
>the monster squad has no idea what's happening because they were fooling around, but they can't just leave the human boy there
>they rush through the streets after the rest of the army pulling him along
>first it looks almost like it's snowing
>something like countless tiny jewels that glimmer deep blue are being blown around by the wind and raining from the sky
>the hellhound squadleader gets the feeling something is off and they duck into the subway tunnels
>it might take days to leave the city wondering through the tunnels, but they'll be covered from whatever is happening up top
>the boy is starting to get sick
>he gets worse until they get to the outskirts of the city
>the manticore tells him they're finally out of the tunnels and it's going to be fine
>he doesn't hear her anymore
>while they're burying him both of the werewolves start getting sick
>the group keeps marching
>when the wolves get too bad to keep going, the manticore is already feeling it
>the hellhound and manticore don't want to stop to bury the wolves anymore and keep going
>the manticore tries to joke around to lighten the mood, but the hound can see she's already in really bad shape
>after a while it's only the hellhound following the monstergirl army's tracks
>she catches up to the humans the army evacuated with them and the ones who ran away on their own
>something was already wrong with her body, but seeing all the hastily dug graves makes her stomach turn even more
>stumbling once in a while, she starts catching up to the retreating army
>she finds the weakest species first, the grim trail of breadcrubs on the ground tells her she's going into the right direction
>things are getting hazy, but she can tell the stronger monsters lasted longer since their bodies are further on the trail
>the trail of bodies stops at the dragon commander
>the hellhound doesn't make it much farther

I probably shouldn't have wrote this

>> No.15770202

>>15770142
But that's were the point comes, since we are so flawed so are the things we build, things that even time alone can destroy, our only options are to fight for advancement or fight to hold what we have right now, striving forward is not only about becoming better from what you are, it's also about preventing you from falling into the pit and become worse than you are right now.

Also for us humans, great comforts only come with great pains, we can't realize how glorious a fictional setting is without knowing how shitty real life can be, basically the reason we are here right now.

We wouldn't know about the refined tastes of life like theatre or music if our lifes were already perfect, like in a demonic realm, if anything they would ironically hang on the dead culture of humanity like some sort of nostalgia streak, not being able to improve it because they wouldn't have the potential to do so.

>> No.15770218

>>15770202
The refined conveniences of life like theater or music developed due to people advancing enough to not have to spend all their time worrying about how they were going to survive the day.

A lack of suffering, a "perfect" life allows for the unnecessary conveniences that we enjoy in modern life. I fail to see how monsters and incubi would fail to develop those things given how little they have to worry about everyday necessities.

>> No.15770229

>>15770196
Obviously it wouldn't be so bad if we take the shitty parts out of KC setting like demonic energy and other stuff that contradicts with each other.

I mean, i remember that setting proclaiming stuff like, "Oh wow this is truly a paradise! you don't have to worry about anything, plus you get good sex for the rest of your life!".

Yet stuff like you said enters the picture, people having to hunt dangerous monsters implies people worry enough about something to warrant someone hunting those beasts.

You don't even know what can you trust KC with.

>> No.15770232

>>15769844
Not finishing this text post? Looks like ill have to use my imagination to see how this one ends

>> No.15770248

>>15770218
It's not really about not having to worry, it's about knowing the shitty life, i mean, why would you want to watch a movie about a guy leading a god-like life with women everyone lusting for his dick when you are already that guy who's leading such a life and is being lusted on?

Not sure if you catch my point.

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>>15770229
That's not a contradiction at all though. Monsters hunt these dangerous creatures because their meat is a highly prized delicacy, not because they have to. You don't want to endanger yourself? That's fine, don't become a hunter.

And as I said, the beasts are not a threat save for if someone attacks them. At worst they may destroy crops.

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>>15769689

>Live near some major highways
>Town would probably be subjected to skirmishes

I'm either getting killed or caught by MG troops, because I'm not leaving. At least there's a television station nearby. If it doesn't get bombed, I'll probably broadcast something spoopy/eerie like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU late at night to fuck with anybody until I get caught.

>tfw your hometown gets burned down again in it's history

>> No.15770270

>>15770248
Watching stories about the lives of adventure and romance would still be interesting. After all most people in the MGE world are not adventurers.

For specific examples, here's some info from world guide 1 on the kinds of stories that entertain monster girls:

>As for the literature and drama preferred by monsters, there is love and romance incorporated into everything from stories, to plays and autobiographies, and many of them have sex scenes. Monsters especially like the sort of thing where a tragic or unreasonable turn of events is overcome by a male hero, and monsters, and they finally have a lascivious happy ending. Many monsters are highly sensitive, and they're able to get absorbed in a story. They put themselves and their husbands in the role of hero and heroine, and empathize. At the same time they enjoy a story, they envision passionate trysts and sex almost like in the story.

>> No.15770282

>>15770262
Would DE be able to fix The Zone?

>> No.15770289

>>15770282
Turns it into Wonderland.

>> No.15770293

>>15770289
I don't know what's worse.

>> No.15770300

You're at the farmer's market in the monstrous district of your city, looking for some exotic produce that will give your dinner that extra flair.

Unexpectedly, you know none of the products for sale and everyone is haggling in currency and goods you're unfamiliar with.

"i'll give you twelve grumbos and a swimswam for that flooby"
"ninety-eight ticklewibs says you'll give me that floobus-groobo for ten dobbockers"

Conversations like this drift around you; you're completely lost.

You approach the nearest vender, a rather shapely giraffe-woman, whose head is nowhere in sight. Her neck extends through a hole in the stall's canopy, and far beyond that.

Bracketed to her neck and pointing towards you is a hearing horn, which also extends through the canopy. You see she has various items resembling food for sale.

What do you do?

>> No.15770309

>>15770300
Get ye flask.

>> No.15770312

>>15770300
Haggle with the Giraffe, what's the worst that can happen?

>> No.15770315

>>15770289
>>15770293
>first you get raped by alien soldiers
>then almost everyone dies in the nuclear fireball
>and then some white-haired demon slut turns the wasteland into a madhouse
>get accosted by crazies and the world's most impatient fetuses
thanks obama

>> No.15770321

>>15770300
Ask what an alp wants since this market sounds like it's full of them.

>> No.15770330

>>15770300
Leave and go find a normal market.

>> No.15770343

>>15770270
>monsters prefer romantic happy ends
>just finished the manga to Grey
Well i know one story the wont like

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>>15770300
>So much diversity in currency

I wonder who could be profitting off the moneychanging

>> No.15770374

>>15770343
Or Four Steps to Death

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Dumb bird-brains!

>> No.15770389

>>15770376
Fat bottomed harpies!
The fattest of bottoms!

>> No.15770394

>>15770363
Fucking Tanukis always wanting my Dobbockers, and my grumbos, and my ticklewibs, and last but not least, my precious swimswams.

is there no moral anymore?

>> No.15770399

>>15770343
Hows it end?

>> No.15770423

>>15770389
You need a fat-bottom for sitting on eggs, gotta keep them warm.

>> No.15770427

>>15770394
God damn Tanukis, worse than Clorfors.

>> No.15770433

>>15770309
>>15770300
>>15770312
You pull the flask from your back pocket and take a swig. Replacing it, you proceed to inspect the vender's items. The only items that look edible are a crate of green potato-ish tubers. Inexplicably, mixed in with them is a pair of shiny chrome bike handlebars, complete with tassles and a bell. You speak up into the horn.

"Um, excuse me. What are the handlebars for?"

A response comes moments after, tinny and delayed.

"Keeps 'em from going feral. No one likes a feral plum-cob. Go ahead, pick one up; they're very fresh"

You pick a plum-cob up, and it begins buzzing angrily. Insectile wings and legs sprout from it, and an angry face emerges from the end of the tuber. Its eyes narrow, and it spits on you. You shriek and toss it back onto the others, where it circles round and round and finally nestles back into the pile.

"What the hell??"

"I told you they were fresh. Are you going to buy something or what??"

The plum-cobs are very fresh, perhaps too fresh; and you're not even sure what they're used for.

What do you do?

>> No.15770437

>>15770427
Do Tanukis follow the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFYBkesqGU

>> No.15770442

>>15770437
Of course, they also take lessons from the Jawas.

>> No.15770449

>>15770433
Invent a name for something you want and invent a name for the coins you have in the pocket, to see if those actually exist.

>> No.15770450

>>15770300
Ask her "What's up?".

>> No.15770463

>>15770300
>>15770433

Jesus Christ anon, I can literally see you watching Rick and Morty right before you decided to do this. You know the worst part? You actually thought most of the improv that bogged everything down was GOOD and then sought to replicate it here.

>> No.15770475

I want to help a Wurm shed her old scales to make room for her shiny new ones!

>> No.15770476

>>15770463
yes

>> No.15770486

>>15770399
The mc, grey finds out that humanity is being lied to and made so kill each oother off by a Super AI that made the world as shitty as it is. he sacrifies himself do destroy it, and with him dies the truth.

the anime movie ends on a more hopeful note and the female teammate not blown up halfway. they blow up a pregnant lady in her place

>> No.15770488

Good morning /mgg/. I need some help running this laundry shop. I know I should hire a Kiki, but sheepgirls are so adorable. Those two are my best bet. Probably will go with the sheepgirl though.

>> No.15770489 [SPOILER] 
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15770489

Hug a Yeti and keep her warm for a night.

Set a Yeti on fire and keep her warm for the rest of her life.

>> No.15770493

>>15770475
I want to use my dragon's waifu shedded skin as a blanket when she is away.

>> No.15770505

>>15770489
Paladinscum please go throw yourself off a building.
Yetis are for love and care.

>> No.15770512

>>15770114
The thing you fail to notice with this argument friend is that humanity has always opposed nature and advanced only insofar as CG allowed us to. Her limitations and destruction of society after we become too large is a defining limiting trait unique to the setting's evolutionary process. We aren't an apex predator here- we don't even come in third behind the gods, the monsters, and the elemental spirits. The only option forward from here is beyond humanity, and we must boldly go and learn to adapt to the new challenges of monster symbiosis.

With them hand in hand however, mastery of science and nature is possible. We can explore new boundaries, push the limits, and we will do so with a completely new psychology and perspective based not on elimination of foes but elevation of peers. I see and understand your feelings on this in wanting to keep close the suffering of those that brought us here, but I feel the path I can perceive from here is right and beautiful.

>> No.15770519

>>15770512
I can't tell if you're being serious or roleplaying at this point.

>> No.15770527

>>15770041
I am always thinking about yeti cuddles, there is no need to be upset over shitstorms if you don't get into them and pass over them

>> No.15770540

>>15770505

>tfw love the idea of Monstergirls besides all the corruption stuff

That translated story a few threads ago gave me such a depressed boner. I wouldn't mind coexisting, but turning girls into monsters because you twist their desires ain't right.

>> No.15770542
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>>15770489
Ice beats fire

>> No.15770543

>>15770540
good man

>> No.15770547

>>15770488
> not hiring an ittan-momen
> the monstergirl with the natural empathy towards laundry
She'd keep falling in with the clothes and coming out with foamed-up breasts and being all dizzy, so she can go "kyaa!~" and stumble into you, knocking you over and landing on top of you "by accident"

>> No.15770550

>>15770433
Before you can respond, an irate young man approaches and blasts you about some cartoon you've never heard about.

You brush him aside and proceed to purchase a plum-cob. Surprisingly, you didn't have to make up a currency; she took AMEX.

You introduce yourself to your new pet, who soon perches on your shoulder and whispers obscenities into your ear. You've named him Buddy.

Looking around, you see there's a stall selling DVD's (likely counterfeit) and shrimp kebabs; another that's completely empty of goods, with a sign saying "NOTHING FOR SALE - $20 OBO"; and lastly, a fortunetelling stall. You're starting to get hungry.

Buddy licks your ear and mumbles some sweet nothings.

Where to next?

>> No.15770553

>>15770540
What about innocent corruption though?
What if a girl just turns into a Yeti because she loves hugs and cuddling SO GODDAMN MUCH?
Just imagine a girl who's just fuckin' pumped to be a Yeti.

>> No.15770556

>>15770489
That's not nice. I mean, look at this adorable yeti >15766044, she's not causing anyone harm. She's even a maple leafs fan.

>> No.15770559

>>15770553
Gay people wanting to be alps.

>> No.15770561

>>15770556
>Leafs fan
That's self-harm and masochism

>> No.15770564

>>15770553
wasn't there a story about something like that?

>> No.15770569

>>15770564
Well shit, if that's the case I need to find that.
Girls who corrupt into monstergirls for pure and innocent reasons are adorable.
Like a girl who turns into a Hellhound or some other powerhouse monstergirl to protect her crush.

>> No.15770575

>>15770564
Yep, goes to a Yeti therapist to talk about her boyfriend's depression and gets accidentally turned into a Yeti herself
Pretty good stuff

>> No.15770579

>>15770550
CYOA's aren't allowed here, newfag.
Why do I get the feeling this is singular statement anon too, trying something new.

>> No.15770598

>>15770575
Know the author's name or the title?

>> No.15770600

>>15770564
>>15770569
>>15770575
I have found the Yeti therapist story
http://pastebin.com/yygha01S

>> No.15770609

>>15770519
Just being dramatic and farcical.

>> No.15770610

>>15770600
Thanks, I'll have to read his stuff. A kiki story and something else by the looks of it. Does he only do cute stuff?

>> No.15770618

>>15770569
They are too pure for MGE world.

>> No.15770627

>>15770300
I can assume it's a wonderland farmer's market given the gibberish they spout.

>> No.15770628

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead Go challenge the Lich Queen, nothing will go wrong.

Honest.

>> No.15770638

>>15770628
I dunno, she seems strong and scary.

>> No.15770649

I've been into gyaru porn a whole lot lately.
I'm beginning to see yetis in a new light.

>> No.15770656

>>15770649
Just because of their skin? Anon, that's wrong.

>> No.15770657

>>15770628
Everything will go wrong, therefore I shall preemptively declare my defeat and go home to prevent anything bad from happening.
I have no business challenging such a powerful being, anyways.

>> No.15770659

>>15770600
>Murloc
Gets me everytime.

>> No.15770663

Remember Automatons are for raising up into a great daughteru, not fucking

>> No.15770665

>>15770656
Yes, I know, my only alternative would be dark elves. I don't like knife ears.

>> No.15770674

>>15770659
What's the joke? Did he do anything to end up on the shit list?

>> No.15770677

>>15770663
But I don't have anyone in my life and my only chance of having sex with a damn robot that I strapped with pieces that turn me on.

>> No.15770679
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15770679

How would you like to work in a dragons company?

>> No.15770681
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15770681

>>15770665
There are options, with a little imagination.

>> No.15770690

>>15770679
Be the assistant of the fairy dragon in human resources.

>> No.15770695

>>15770679
I would work at it just like I work at any other. Maybe a little bit happier since I like dragons, but it's not like the dragon CEO of a big company is going to go out with just a normal dude like me.

I would still go for it though.

>> No.15770698

>>15770679
As long as she doesn't make me dink that oil.

>> No.15770699

>>15770681
did she drink mtn dew instead of blood?

>> No.15770704

>>15770698
Drink*

>> No.15770707

>>15770679
I'm just tech support. All those poor broken keyboards...

Also im a huge dragon slut.

>> No.15770708

>>15770698
What? he's drinking oil in that pic?

>> No.15770712

>>15770699
Either that, or the green milk in all the super hero movies.

Vamp Mosqs a cute

>> No.15770714

>>15770708
Dragon fire gland oil. Extremely addictive and will turn you into a dragon slut.

>> No.15770717

>>15770638
Come on man, all she does is sit up there.
You'll be fine.

>>15770657
Well thats boring.
I bet goblins can beat you.

>> No.15770720

>>15770714
I think it was mixed with a alcoholic creeper in the green text

>> No.15770722

>>15770714
It should be banned!

>> No.15770725

>>15770699
How else would she be able to play games so well?

>> No.15770727

So, lately I've been thinking about how dates with my monster girl waifu would go and what things I would say to make her fall for me even harder and something crossed my mind.

We all know what would our waifus say to make us blush, but what would YOU say to make your monster blush, Anons?

>> No.15770729

>>15770628
Can I hug the Lich queen?

>> No.15770731

>>15770679
Only if they let me wear a chastity belt

>> No.15770732

>>15770720
It was, the boss wanted anon, and disguised it as a meeting.

>> No.15770737

>>15770717
She's really scary. I bet she does mean things to the losers.

>> No.15770740

>>15770731
>Wearing a chastity belt
Nerd.

>> No.15770741

>>15770717
Maybe goblins could beat me, but we'll never know, because I ain't about to find out.
Besides, an encounter with the Lich Queen could only go horribly for me. I'm not especially well armed.

>> No.15770743

>>15770600
Great, now I think I have Diabetes.

>> No.15770744

>>15770727
>Eye love you

>> No.15770748

>>15770720
>>15770732
I can't really remember. I just know that there was a nice dragon in it.

Also made me remember that Wocky boss stories.

>> No.15770750

>>15770729
Yes but only if you best her and her minions in combat.

>>15770737
Then don't lose!
It's as simple as that.

>> No.15770751

>>15770731
Real office men defend themselves with pens

>> No.15770755

>>15770740
If I don't take a key then I can't be raped

>> No.15770756

>>15770741
But how can you call yourself an adventurer if you can't even fight?

>> No.15770761

>>15770750
But I'll definitely lose.

>> No.15770762
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>>15770750
What kind of combat?

Also, if I win can I dress her in lewd outfits and tease her?

>> No.15770767

>>15770732
you have the link?

>> No.15770768

It would take a very very long time before we can interact with a VR MG that isn't stale or redundant when it comes to conversations. It might evern pass our entire lifetime. Never the less, that time will come.

>> No.15770780

>>15770756
Who said I'm an adventurer? From what I understand, I'm just some schmuck who got a letter recruiting me to defeat some Lich Queen who is probably powerful enough to turn me inside-out just by looking at me. Not the most appealing job offer.
Realistically, I'd leave that to the professionals, and to those who actually like undead.

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15770791

>>15770762
>still no Lich facesitting or lactation porn yet

>> No.15770793

>>15770761
Git good

>>15770762
Of course you can!


>>15770780
You're never going to explore a dungeon like that!

>> No.15770796

>>15770767
Here you go took me a bit to go through the collection as I forgot who put it up.
http://pastebin.com/QcHdxLx5

>> No.15770806
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>>15770791
It's a damn shame.

>>15770793
But you still haven't answered my question, what kind of combat? Are we talking about actual combat or a more lewd kind?

>> No.15770814

>>15770791
>Lich Breastfeeds you
>Turns out she lactates yogurt

Was going to say rancid milk...

>> No.15770816

>>15770814
Undead milk is cool, sweet, and refreshing.

>> No.15770817

>>15770791
Knowing Liches they would turn it into how long you could last in both situations.

>> No.15770818

I would love to fight a dragon in combat
A battle of blade vs claws and fire, amour and scale.
That shit would rock.
hell not just dragons. I would fight pretty much anything that comes my way.

>> No.15770820

>>15770727
Tell her she's got the prettiest wings.

>> No.15770825

>>15770818
Man if one of the fighter types heard you say that.
Its like ordering beer in a MG bar.

>> No.15770826

>>15770818
But can you fight the urge to make shitty posts

>> No.15770828

>>15770818
I would train my ass off just to have a fun battle with a dragon. Not just trading punches and slashes, but running and using the terrain too.
Hiding behind a rock when she blows her fire and throwing pebbles at her to distract and strike.

Nothing can deliver as much fun in every area as a Dragon. They trully deserve the title "Rulers of earth"

>> No.15770831

>>15770793
Oh god, exploring a dungeon would be the worst, especially one owned by a Lich.
Even if all her traps were sidestepped, one would have the hordes of undead guards to deal with.
Zombies could be easily walked past, and ghouls could be distracted with bananas, if only temporarily. I would think that Wights have better things to do than hang out in there, so they wouldn't be an issue. By the time one gets to her inner sanctum, she would have the strongest and most skilled Dullahans she could find.
And then, as >>15770806 mentioned, I wouldn't even be able to prepare for whatever she has in store for me, since we don't know what kind of combat you're talking about.
Not worth challenging her and potentially becoming her thrall. Probably better to plunder the rest of the dungeon and leave. It's her fault if she ends up blue-ovaried.

>> No.15770834

>>15770791
>>15770817
>No pear-shaped Lich to sit on your face, seeing how long you can hold out with your mouth stuffed with her pussy, and your nose buried in her ass, before you need to come up for air
Aww...

>> No.15770835

>>15770831
Anon, just pat their heads.

No monster girl can resist that.

>> No.15770839
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>>15770727
"y-you too"

>> No.15770842

>>15770818
Cut its tail, you'll get a weapon out of it.

>> No.15770844

>>15768335
>bartender Wurm
Oh dear.

>> No.15770846

>>15770826
Not exactly sure how I offended you man.

>>15770825
I don't get it.

>>15770828
I'm a man built for infighting I would lean how dodge the fire while closing in. but your idea is somewhat better.

>>15770842
Hopefully its not a rare drop like monster hunter.

>> No.15770850

>>15770846
>rare drop
Nah man, you cut it off it's there for you. She'll grow it back anyway.

>> No.15770857

>>15770846
>Hopefully its not a rare drop like monster hunter
All those ratholos's for that damn ruby
and then you learn that its not even the best amour

>> No.15770863

>>15770850
Think of how cute it must be when you only farm one monster girl for her tail drops. She will get tired of you stalking and assaulting her while she sleeps so she'll move in with you for easier access. "If you can't beat them, join them"

Then after you finally get the rare drop and she is ready to say goodbye, you go after another thing, her love.

>> No.15770865

>>15770863
I want the hunter and the hunted to enter an endless one-up-manship armsrace!

>> No.15770869

>>15770863

How many severed tails and broken body pets does it take to get a monster girl to move in with you?

>> No.15770873

>>15770869

That pets should be parts.

I may or may not be half asleep

>> No.15770875

>>15770869
This is a sentence I did not expect to read before finishing my morning coffee.

>> No.15770876

>>15770834
What if you make her cum before you need to breathe?

>> No.15770877

>>15770846
>I'm a man built for infighting I would lean how dodge the fire while closing in. but your idea is somewhat better.
Why not both? keep the woman on her toes

>> No.15770879

>>15770863
>Then after you finally get the rare drop and she is ready to say goodbye, you go after another thing, her love.
Stop tugging my heartstrings.

>> No.15770886
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15770886

Tell me Anons, you must have an idea for an adventuring party you'd want.

What would it be made up of?

Species?
Class?
Alignment?

>> No.15770888

>>15770876
Then you keep going.

>> No.15770898

>>15770888
Do I win if I can make her cum so hard she can't sit upright?

>> No.15770902

>>15770850
I'm intrigued as to how folks would expect farming for loot in MGE land to actually go down. You go out into the wilds and find an MG, but then is it:
1) You get in a classical, violent fight and you hit her with your sword until she runs away, dropping loot as she flees
2) In MGQ style, combat is sex-combat, and if you make her aheago before she makes you, you can just rob her while she's cumflated and insensate
3) Combat in MGE land is basically just consentual sex, so e.g. a beegirl just leaves a jar of honey with you afterwards as thanks for a good time, or a spidergirl gives you a nice tunic

>> No.15770904
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>>15770886
An overbearing Demon Dark Mage affiliated with the onee-Sabbath.

>> No.15770908

>>15770898
Nope. You'll be there until time is up.

>> No.15770911

>>15770886
Demon, the Sorceress
Pretty self explanatory. Phenomenal cosmic power, in a tight blueberry wrapper.

Shoggoth, the Rogue
She can make any tool she needs, slide under doorways, hide in plain sight, transform into people, etc... MacGuyver at its best.

Will o Wisp, the Healer.
No idea if they are even good at healing, I just want to bully one into a magical girl costume. At least I know she could rescue my soul if I died.

>> No.15770915

>>15770886
Mantis Rouge

Lich Necromancer

Kakuen Monk

>> No.15770916

>>15770869
Depends on the kind of woman and how you do it. You can make it sweet and pleasurable good luck with that so she comes to you or you can just do it in a savage way, which will annoy her to the point where she could cut it herself and send it throught mail.

>> No.15770917

>>15770908
How long?

>> No.15770922

>>15770917
Until you can't breath.

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>>15770886
I don't really know, I'm not the adventurous type. If I had to go on an adventure, I'd need a Dwarfbro, which I can't have because monster boys are haram.
I'll just stay home and wait for the village to get raided so I can be husbandoed by someone.

>> No.15770930

>>15770886
Format is shitty because phone posting but here ya go cause your curious

CN Minotaur Tank
LG Houri Cleric
CG Large Mouse Pack of Rougues
NG Giant Slug Druid
NN Soldier Beetle Fighter
LN Anon Team Morale

>> No.15770931

>>15770886
Lawful Evil Fighter Living Armor
Neutral Good Healer Familiar
Chaotic Good Illusionist Mad Hatter
Neutral Evil Blade Dancer Raiju

I figured this team would have a decent balance in terms of creative potential combat, good chemistry in messing with each other's views and would be a little less inclined to be murder/fuck hobos.

>> No.15770935

>>15770886
Lawful good, Alice Priestess

Chaotic Neutral, Hellhound Pyromancer

Chaotic Evil, Gremlin Tinkerer

Fun times ahead.

>> No.15770938

>>15770886
I remember a little fantasy adventure setting I had.

Dragon waifu warrior
She wields her good old sun blade and mostly fights just because she gets dragged along.

Twin wood elf archers.
One was a tsundere and the other was a kuudere. They really liked to drink at taverns an cause a lot of ruckus.

Oni barbarian.
Just your avarege oni. She likes to smash enemies, but she is pretty calm and composed even when drunk.

Hellhound pet.
A cursed hellhound who was told to protect an ancient library. We fucked the library up and dragged her along with us, then we found the owner and he sold her to us.

There were also other people, but ehh.

>> No.15770944

>>15770902
seeing as KC likes warriors but not death, it would probably be both the first and third.

>> No.15770945

>>15770839
>That pic
That reminds me, anyone have that one greentext of a Succubus or something getting blindsided by her motherly instincts?
I need it for reasons.
Heartboner reasons.

>> No.15770948

>>15770922
Well that's just rude.

After doing something like that I would have no other choice but to get revenge.

>> No.15770949

>>15770935
>Scared Alice trying and failing to keep the Hellhound and Gremlin from making whatever town they are in to KABOOM
>Bonus points if the adventure has karma akin to My Name is Earl or It's Always Sunny
>Meaning everyone gets theirs no matter what
>Maybe have goody goody Valkyries trying to nab them at every turn

>> No.15770963

>>15770714
>and will turn you into a dragon slut
There's nothing wrong with this. Dragon girls are perfection.

>> No.15770965

>>15770948
You can try.

>> No.15770968
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15770968

Your adventuring party enters a tavern to seek rest, food and merriment, only to discover a brawl, at the center of which is what would appear to be a monk seeking enlightenment. Or maybe she's a drunkard in her underwear, I dunno.

>> No.15770973

>>15770949
It would result in the Gremlin and the Hellhound holding the Alice down and teasing her, while Anon takes off his pants to reveal his massive cock.

The Alice would stammer and try to say that it's against her beliefs, but the next day she will have forgotten it all and her hymen would regenerate.

Poor little Alice. She's just trying to lead them onto the path of good, but they keep raping her.

>> No.15770980

>>15770886
Wurm Defender, frankly with how OP Dragons in general are I wouldn't actually need anything else, but since I can have more party members I'd also take a Kraken Sorceress and a Dark Slime Rogue

>> No.15770982

>>15770965
That I will, I could probably try making a drink that will make her mouth incredibly sensitive and have some fun with that.

>> No.15770991
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>You visit a tavern high in the mountains of the Mist Continent.
>Inside are two groups.
>A group of young, Human, Shaolin Monks with shaved heads and orange robes, nursing non-alcoholic drinks and keeping to themselves.
>And a group of Kakuen Monks of the Monkey's Paw, sitting in another, getting drunk and more and more aggressive with their flirting with the Shaolin Monks.

Which group do you sit with? Or do you sit alone?

>> No.15770994

>>15770886
All I know is that I want a kuudere raiju black mage that can recharge their mana with headpats, massages, and sex. Preferably of the petite variety.

>> No.15770996

>>15770991
It's the Shaolin on one side, the Monkey's Paw on the other, and me in the between.

>> No.15770998

>>15770991
Sit with the kakuen monks and let them relieve all their collective stress using me. The shaolin monks deserve some peace, and I'm more than willing to help.

>> No.15771000

>>15770991
I'll sit with the Kakuens and start fingering the one making the most noise.

>> No.15771002

>>15770991
Those poor Shaolin Monks.

They're in for some Monkey loving, after some kung-fu fighting.

>> No.15771005

>>15770991
I'll sit alone.

>> No.15771024

>>15770886
Shoggoth, Kuu Assassin, loves stealing peoples identities.

Queen Dark Slime, Witch coven triplets, Mayadere bombshells who ara ara

Queen Slime, Bard, punk rockers and genki as fuck.

Bubble slime, Her Doktor, Smells like rubbing alchohol

>> No.15771029

>>15770991
get my camera, A Possible fight between monks and monkey monks is something we cant miss.

that or start singing kung fu fighting
wouldn't mind if one of the kakuen would cut her losses and gun for me

>> No.15771043

>>15771029
Those thighs were fast as lightning.

In fact it was a little bit frightening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwBKjK7Xik0

>> No.15771049

>>15770991
Walk past the Kakuen Monks and sit down in the table at the far corner.
Have a nice dinner and a drink alone and then leave.
I can't be bothered with the affairs of locals, I've got blessed Iron to collect for my craft.

>> No.15771055

>>15770886
Lawful evil band of mercs, basically. Whoring ourselves out (sometimes literally) to whoever pays well in magical trinkets, be they Order, Demon Army, or Chaos Gods (although even we think that's morally compromised).

> Queen Slime tank
A "young" Queen Slime in the sense that she's only 3 bodies at the moment. Really buys into the 'queen' thing so she's haughty enough to rival a vampire. Nevertheless she's the brawns of the group as she enjoys going full tsunami and reking 'disrespectful peasants' who get in her way. Not shy about the fact that she intends to grow into a slime kingdom and run it like the Belgian Congo milking her subjects' sexual juices 24/7 for profit, present company included

> Crow Tengu rogue
The group leader and the one who picks the contracts, as part of her entirely amoral quest for lost knowledge. Having calculated it to be the most efficient option she basically fights like an assassin, dipping her feathertips in debilitating aphrodisiac poison and then strafing people in death from above. Quite often gets backsplashed herself, so gets a bit more victory rapey than you would expect of a scholar.

> Dark Priest healer
Think foaming-at-the-mouth Order inquisitor, but for the Fallen God. Charges into battle screaming blue murder against the infidel, and blasting hexes that debilitate opponents by making them sploosh their breeches on the spot. The most abrasive one of the group as she's always talking about how we should all convert immediatly.

> anon
Token human male. Mostly used on account of the build's intrinsic high charisma stat, to serve as a prostitution bargaining chip when dealing with other MGs or the straight man when dealing with hummies.

>> No.15771057

>>15770991
If they start fighting I'm in
I want to show the what good ole street fighting can do!

>> No.15771062

>>15770886
Alp healslut that takes a secondary class in polishing swords

>> No.15771066

>>15771057
The six-thousand-year traditions and their secret techniques cannot overcome the power of POCKET SAND!
>>15771062
I've seen her polishing a spear or two in her day.

>> No.15771070

>>15771055
Sounds like a fun group for anon.

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I like bushy eyebrows.

>> No.15771081

>>15770886
Salamander tank- CG
Kitsune healer - CG
Dark mage... mage - GN

>> No.15771087

>>15770886
A lawful good Kobold white mage and her lawful good battlemage Kobold daughteru. And then there'd be me, the warrior/tank.

>> No.15771092

>>15771070
> Sounds like a fun group for anon

My pelvis hurts
When do we save the princess
Dark Priest jacked me off in my sleep to make semen pentagrams again
I wish I had more DEX
Queen slime says I'll be fucking sorry when she rules
Really hard to gather my party before venturing forth
Crow tengu no plz, I don't wanna test poisons
I wish I was back home farming turnips

>> No.15771103

>>15771092
Hey, anon gets to go on adventures, get whored out by his party, and have sex with his great leader and those other two.

>> No.15771110

>>15771071
You must like Pariya from Otoyomegatari, then. Which species would she be?

>> No.15771115

>>15770886
>Chaotic Neutral Kakuen Fighter
Formerly a monk before being exiled for her battle mania. Loves fighting and constantly picks fights for kicks.

>Lawful Good Dragon Knight
A Gold Dragon with a severe complex involving her quest for justice. A girl scout through and through. As loud and boastful as she is kind and helpful, and she takes on any quest for the downtrodden she can hear.

>Chaotic Neutral Cheshire Cat Bard
Only in it for the dick. Became a Bard because it's easy, and bears a good chance of getting her the dick. Still a virgin because she keeps coming on too strong to every guy she tries to bed. Getting desperate.

>Chaotic Good Elf Rogue
Fancies herself a modern day Robin Hood, just with knives instead of a bow. Disturbingly fascinated with knives and leather, almost to an unhealthy degree.

>Chaotic Neutral Gremlin Artificer
Formerly a member of the Sabbath until her experiments resulted in herself becoming a busty shortstack. Honestly not that torn up about it since she was just with them for their resources. Enjoys tinkering with various potions and gadgets. Not that bad at conversation either.

>True Good Lamia Cleric
Heals using dances dedicated to Eros. Total Love freak who doesn't like to fight unless she perceives her enemies as "obstructing love" in some way. It's disturbingly easy for her to do this.

>True Neutral Anon
Swordsmith, Armorsmith and enchanter travelling across the land for rare materials, forging techniques, enchantments, and work. Never asked for an adventurer harem and would honestly prefer to practice his craft. Still makes weapons and armor for the girls anyway because he'd feel bad if they got killed.

>> No.15771124

>>15771024
We can go further, anon

Queen Bubble slime, the ultimate in all your medical needs, fully staffed and ready for surgery!

Queen Dark Slime, the slime Sabbath, possessing untold cosmic power, and plenty of chanting mouths.

Queen Slime, the incredible traveling performers, who bring the circus, and her secretly trained soldiers, wherever they go.

Queen Shoggoth, who cares for your personal comfort. Fully furnished, she goes by the name Dunwich Manor

And you, known as Slime man.

>> No.15771142

>>15771124
>Slime man
That name isn't good enough. I'd go with Goomeister.

>> No.15771154

>>15768967
It seems rather convenient that her fort has corridors, rooms cutlery etc that are human sized, though I suppose it is an ancestral home.
Was enjoyable even if MGE dwarves are a bit iffy.

>> No.15771163

>>15771154
Haven't you seen the way Dwarves build? Everything is fuckhuge.

>> No.15771164

>>15771124
BUT THERE'S MORE

We could have Red Slimes, Sea Slimes, Nureonagos, and Parasite Slimes! All Queenified!

>> No.15771173

>>15771163
Yes, it's almost as if they're compensating for something!

>> No.15771178

>>15770886
Neutral Good Rogue (Dryad/Treant)
Neutral Evil Hunter (Dark Angel)
Chaotic Neutral Thief (Tanuki)

>> No.15771184

>>15771142
Im racking my brain trying to come up with something witty, but Im at a loss.

>>15771164
>You will never live in a city of Queen slimes, who all run different parts of the infrastructure, and all fight over you, the single man.
>Harem city, and its technically only like eight girls.

>> No.15771185

>>15771154
I'm glad you like the story! To be honest I didn't even think about any potential logic issues like that until after I read your comment

>> No.15771225

>>15771173
Shrek pls.

>> No.15771229

>>15771185
There is no issue. Look at Moria from Fellowship of the Ring. Look at Ironforge in WoW. Look at Orzammar in Dragon Age Origins.
Dwarves build fuckhuge, they don't build dwarf-sized.

>> No.15771230

>>15770886
I'd play the white mage if I could. Not sure how good of a healer a spirit energy using human would really make in setting. A-and that's not some kind of euphemism. I just want to cast supportive spells. Always do in mmos. Don't shame the healslut. He likes it.

Figure my main party member would start as a paladin. Tanks are awesome, lady knights are even more awesome. If I'm going for personal taste a little less Wilmarina and a little more Mersé would be nice, but with maybe a dash of kuudere in there. She'll probably come across a cursed sword at some point and we switch from alliance to horde together.

Goal goes from defending the weak to seeking immortality, I guess. Lore says its doable with massive amounts of spirit energy, and I'd wanna be there for my knifu.

>> No.15771243
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>>15771230
>being a self-admitted healslut
I bet you sparkle too.

>> No.15771269

>>15770886
>Black Mage Anon
On a Quest to find and gather magical tomes and knowledge, along with materials and more to construct a proper Mage's Tower. Good at blowing things up, freezing them, making barriers, and not much else; magically, physically or socially speaking.

>Anubis Cleric
Picked up in a tomb after a failed attempt at raiding it, sticks with the party looking for resources to help raise her slumbering Pharaoh. Good at keeping track of time, and is skilled in healing and nature magics; a particular predication for Wind Magic.

>Dragon Berserker
A blue-scaled Dragon who breathes scalding hot flames of a similar color, and fights with an unbridled ferocity using both fire and claw.

>Human Bro Dragoon
Berserker's betrothed, a novice Dragoon who only recently acquired full-rank upon besting his now-fiance in combat. Joined whilst on a journey with her to improve their skills and coordination as a couple. Is the only one who can calm her when she gets angry.

>Mantis Assassin
Went walking through a forest one day. Came out, noticed she was picking up the rear of the party about a mile down the road. No objections were raised about letting her stick around after it was discovered she was the only one who knew how to cook decently using a campfire.

>> No.15771274

>>15771269
Don't blue Dragons breathe lightning?

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>>15771243
Probably, though I prefer the cinnamon-bun approach over the twink. tfw you can't pretend to be bad to get your tanks to chastise you anymore. I'm 60 in all three ffxiv healing classes and my group was 8th on the server lat month- all I ever get is praise. True suffering.

>> No.15771301

>>15771297
It's so hard to be a slutty submissive M when you're actually a good healer, huh?
This is a world of suffering I never knew existed.

>> No.15771307

>>15771297
You heal like shit you fuckin asshole.

>> No.15771328
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15771328

Undead Angels when?

>> No.15771330

Faggots go to >>>/lgbt/

>> No.15771335

Why not be a lone adventurer?
You need to be hella strong though.

>> No.15771336
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>>15771274
Some do.

>>15771297
Nice. I've got all my classes to 60, except PLD and WAR, they're only up to 57, so still a couple levels each to grind out. Still, even though I have them maxed, I don't play my Healers much, so I never get to play Healslut. Never even play SCH at all, only have it maxed because it shares levels with SMN.

>> No.15771337

>>15771230
> "White" mage anon
> "that's not some kind of euphemism"
> despite the fact that semen is both an energy drink and a continuous stat boost in MGE
You fool nobody

>> No.15771338

>>15771328
How would that work?
>>15771330
Is someone feeling a little... INSECURE?

>> No.15771350

>>15766604
http://i.imgur.com/eLdqtY7.png
reading this made me laugh more than anything else on /mgg/ ever has.

>> No.15771353

>>15771328
But angels are supposed to be incorporeal beings, they can only fall from grace or vanish from existence

>> No.15771361

>>15771301
>>15771307
As it turns out spending hours and hours of doing something nonstop actually makes you decent at it. Be that as it may, it's just hollow praise from people who don't get my needs. Hint: I didn't put that time in because I wanted endgame content.

>>15771336
SCH is probably the best class of the three speaking practically, but I prefer WHM because of the simple big heals and lack of the randomness in astro.

>>15771337
I wanna spend some of my time paying attention to my allies' bodies before attending to those needs to, really!

>> No.15771363

>>15771338
>Healsluts
>Not complete faggots.

>> No.15771372

>>15771361
Yeah, I can agree with that. I have no clue how to play SCH, as I never do, so I generally stick to WHM for its power heals. Still, I do rather enjoy AST too.

>> No.15771387

How do we purge Druella into oblivion?
I want her to be gone and stay gone.

>> No.15771402

How would you waifu spill her spaghetti

>> No.15771404
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Cheer up, fellers!

>> No.15771406
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Does anyone have any more stories/greentext like pic related?

>> No.15771408

>>15771387
She's not very good at much of anything. Wet your thumb, rub her forehead, then put a sticker on her that says "you tried".

>> No.15771417

>>15771402
When she tries to be a bottom.
>Give it to me, and stuff. Big guy! Ravish me! Ravish me like I was you and you were I!

>> No.15771419

>>15771387
Give her a baby so she'll be busy.

>> No.15771422

>>15771402
Sneak up behind her while she's carrying it to the table and go BOOGLYBOOGLYBOOGLY!

>> No.15771427

>>15771402
My waifu is a monoeye so self explanatory

>> No.15771428

>>15771387
>>15771419
Yeah, where is her husband? Do we have a spare male hero sitting around because pairing her off to literally 'fuck off somewhere' might just work.

>> No.15771430

>>15771406
/mgg / is brimming with greentxt, such a shame because I only save a couple of them.

>> No.15771432

>>15768568
>orion
who? could I have a link, or could you point me in the right direction?

>> No.15771437

>>15771402
She's pretty stone faced most of the time, being a Jinko and all. But she likes to show me off during family visits. Matter of fact she pretty much held me from behind the whole time with the slightest hint of smug in her expression.

Fucked like a tiger the night after- I'm assuming it had something to do with her getting married before her older sister.

>> No.15771447

>>15768653
what image was posted here?

>> No.15771449

>>15771408
>>15771419
Why are you guys not taking her seriously?
She's an abomination of a lilim who constantly expands her sex country. She needs to be eradicated. If ever lived in MGU I would make my entire purpose to pierce my sword into her heart.

>> No.15771458

>>15771449
She just wants to make people like you happy.

>> No.15771461

>>15771449
I'm taking her as seriously as she presents herself. She'll get the special sticker like a good little girl.

>> No.15771464

>>15771458
But I don't want to be happy, I just want to be angry at her.

>> No.15771465

>>15771449
I agree with you in principle, but in practice it's difficult to get too mad about a girl who's masterplan is siccing a gang of 11/10 mofus to on you to forcibly serve as your cocksleeves.

>> No.15771471

>>15771464
Well she's going to give you a comfortable house in a nice town with a lovely caring wife and you can't stop her.

>> No.15771491

What aquatic monster girl would be best to help get rid of a man's fear of deep water?

>> No.15771496
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>>15771491
A deep sea creature.

>> No.15771499

>>15771496
Too spooky.

>> No.15771504

>>15771499
It's okay, anon. You won't have to look. Down in the abyss, there's no light by which to see anyway.

>> No.15771510

>>15771504
Can I at least go with a Sea Bishop instead? They seem nice and not scary looking.

>> No.15771512

>>15771510
No. You got caught already. You can choose whether you want to live in Atlantis, Lemuria or Mu, though.

>> No.15771516

>>15771512
I don't want to live in any of those places, I just want to get rid of my fear of deep water.

>> No.15771518

>>15771516
And now you can live unda da sea!

>> No.15771522

>>15771518
But it's scary under the sea!

Not to mention the Krakens that touch you without permission.

>> No.15771529
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>>15771522
Oh, those tentacles have minds of their own!

>> No.15771536

>>15771529
I don't believe those creepy squids, they're just looking for an excuse to cop a feel!

>> No.15771561

>>15771406
The only ones I have saved are the ones I write.

>> No.15771574

>>15771561
I don't even save those
Which is stupid of me, 'cos today I find myself wanting to use that rapebaby vamp mosquito thing I wrote last week

>> No.15771594

>>15771529
I was reading about octopuses once for a scylla story that never quite got off the ground, and it turns out that cepholopod tentacles literally do have minds of their own. The nervous system is decentralised with a kind of mini sub-brain for each arm, so they can react to stimuli without actually having to communicate with the brain in the head at all.

> tfw no tsun scylla stepsister who genuinely thinks you're a despicable baka but her lewd tentacles love you and keep giving you handjobs under the dinner table without her even realising

>> No.15771641

>your daughteru will never pull her tail between her legs and wave it around in front of herself so she can be like daddy with his front tail

>> No.15771646

>>15771641
And this is why you don't show your penis to your own child, you fucking degenerate.

>> No.15771649

>>15771641
Too lewd.

She's going to scare the other girls, lifting her skirt like that.

>> No.15771653

>>15771646
Anon, you are the reason that kids these days think you can get pregnant from masturbating. You don't just pretend those things don't exist and besides, did your parents never take baths or showers with you when you were too young to do it yourself?

>>15771649
Nothing lewd here anon, just the adorable innocence of a pure little girl who just wants to be like daddy.

>> No.15771656
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15771656

Seeing as you can have Queen versions of most slime types, is it possible to Have a Queen parasite slime? For instance, a parasite who captured a mother and her daughters? Or triplet sisters?

>> No.15771664

>>15771656
>Someone made an alternate color for parasite slime
The absolute madman!

>> No.15771665

>>15771656
Or if those examples dont do it for you, maybe a powerful parasite slime captures a whole convent of nuns? Or female elven mercenary brigade?
>>15771664
Right? Its a good one.

>> No.15771679

>>15771646
But she's bound to see it in the sauna.

>> No.15771693

>>15771594
I always liked the idea of a Scylla/Kraken who barely has control over her tentacles when her crush is around

>She is out buying some crabs
>She sees Anon walking towards her
>She starts thinking of a cute way to greet him
>Before she can even realize it, her tentacles are already molesting him

>>15771656
I don't see a reason why this couldn't happen, in fact it sounds great

>> No.15771707
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15771707

Keep up the good work, everyone!

>> No.15771713

>>15771707
Go away, pipsqueak.

>> No.15771714

>>15771707
For the last time, I'm not touching the crystals you psychopath.

>> No.15771774

>Waifu has one eye and wears an eye patch
>Decides she wants a glass eye so that she looks more "normal"
>You're expecting a normal looking eye that matches her real one
>She comes home with an eye that features a heart pupil, a pink iris and your name written along said iris

>> No.15771806

When lava flows underwater it behaves differently.

>> No.15771831

>>15771806
Neat.

>> No.15771844

>>15771774
Does it see through my clothes?
>>15771806
Yes?

>> No.15771854

>>15771714
This sounds like there's a story behind it.

>> No.15771856

>>15771707
I'm gonna skip the tutorial messages that Fairy gives me!

>> No.15771863

>>15771707
Little Fairy, little Fairy! I have many ideas, and no clue as to how to get them out of my head.
>>15771856
And then anon ended up in the Rape Ball League.

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>>15771844
>>15771831
When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur.

>> No.15771867

>>15771854
Yeah, the one in Bravely Default.

>> No.15771878

>>15771866
Uh-huh?

>> No.15771911

>>15771866
drunk looking lava golem you got thee

>> No.15771948

>>15771866
Teach me about the accompanying poisonous gasses, senpai.

>> No.15771949

>>15771911
>drunk looking lava golem you got thee
Girls that look like they've lost control of their inhibitions happen to be rather sexy.

>> No.15771956

I'm melancholic mood right. Makes me wonder, what would a break up with an MG be like?
They would make everything they can for that not to happen, but life is life.

>> No.15771970

>>15771956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlPXa6g4C8

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>>15771956
I guess you could say that a break up would leave them... stumped.

>> No.15771975

>>15771956
>what would a break up with an MG be like?
Brief. And it ends with an arrow to the face, or a fang to the throat. Or a tentacle to the ear.

>> No.15771980

>>15771956
It would feel like the end of CYOAs.

>> No.15771983

>>15771956
Depends on the girl

A violent rapist who started "dating" you after kidnapping you would break up with you by just letting you go

A gentle girl who tried her best to court you would break up with a very respectful letter because she wouldn't be able to tell it to you face to face

I'd like to write more exemples but I'm feeling sad now

>> No.15771985

>>15771971
Ah doomstump

>> No.15771991

>>15771980
True that.

>> No.15772001

>>15771983
Sorry for infecting you with my sadness, I just wondered 'what if' you had to, some life related circumstance that would force the two of you apart.

>> No.15772015

>>15772001
It's healthy to have a good cry now and then.
http://imgur.com/gallery/Twt6FAB

>> No.15772029

>>15771956
"Mom, why didn't it work out between you and dad?"
>"Oh, darling, it's a sad sad tale. I don't want your feathers to get all ruffled and upset you."
"Please mom, I'm a big bird now. I'm old enough, I want to know what happened to my dad. I... It wasn't because of me, was it?"
>"No, dear; we broke up before I even knew I was pregnant, so please don't think it was your fault."
"T-then why?"
>"OK honey. It was like this. I'd kidnapped your father and was having the time of my life with him stuck on the mountaintop in my breeding nest. But he kept asking for blankets to keep the cold away, and, being young and in love, I kept flying down to the human village and stealing sheets off washing lines for him."
"That doesn't sound like a reason to break up..."
>"Well, quite. I thought everything was going great. And then I go away hunting for a few hours to find he's tied all the blankets together into a rope, climbed down from the nest, and escaped into the caves!"
"Wow. What a sneaky trick to pull!"
>"Yep. You've really got to be careful with humans, my love. They can do a lot of fun things with those fingers of theirs, but they can also use their dexterity for evil as well as good."
"It's so... so sad..."
> "There there, dear. Just don't repeat my mistake. If your man says he needs a blanket, tell him he just needs to snuggle closer."

>> No.15772036
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>>15771971
I'm always ready to help out a Monster in need!

>> No.15772063

>>15772029
>>15772036
Lot of bird snuggling here.

>> No.15772079

>>15772063
Bird snuggling is the best second to tentacle snuggling

>> No.15772096

>>15771983
>MG breaking up with the guy
Wow. Just imagine that. Just imagine how utterly and completely, soul-crushingly, confidence annihilating that would be. To have an MG, of all things, break up with you.

>> No.15772102

Yeti vs. JubJub in a snuggle - off. Who do you think will emerge victorious?

>> No.15772106

>>15772096
She probably found a guy she likes more than you, and is killing two birds with one stone by hooking her Wisp friend up with a boyfriend too. After you kill yourself, of course.

>> No.15772107

>>15772102
The judge.

>> No.15772114

I want a chub chub jub jub!

>> No.15772120

>>15772107
Well played

>> No.15772123

>>15772107
Ten years in the iso-cubes, creeps.

>> No.15772128

>>15772114
Careful, or she might become a blub blub jub jub

>> No.15772129

>>15772123
Mofu-spheres, Anderson. We use Mofu-spheres.

>> No.15772134

>>15772128
Eh?

Why would she be swimming?

>> No.15772140

>>15772134
Blub is short for blubber

>> No.15772147

>>15772129
This is rehabilitation, not a war crime. Iso-cubes.

>> No.15772149

>>15772096
The only reason a monster girl would break up with you is if you weren't happy with her but you weren't able of breaking up with her so she had to do it herself

I bet she'd even cry herself to sleep for weeks before being able to forget about you

>>15772106
This would never happen

>> No.15772155

>>15771970
Good stuff.

>> No.15772157

>>15772149
So basically no matter which way you slice it, being the worst sort of person really is the only way out of getting with an MG.

Well, ain't my problem at least.

>> No.15772163

>>15772149
>This would never happen
The whole scenario would never happen, which was why I first posted. >>15771975. She'd sic a cupid on you, hook you on venom or mindbreak you sooner than let you leave her.

>> No.15772166

>>15772155
It's taking me a while to work up the courage to give Lonerism a listen, because I know it's going to be a disappointment compared to Currents.

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Oh my!
What do?

>> No.15772199
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>>15772182
Is it molest time?

>> No.15772201

>>15772182
sorry woman, I'm loyal to my sheepfu.

>> No.15772202

>>15772140
Oh....
I'd probably still tap that Jub Jub

>> No.15772208

>>15772182
Well, first I'd walk out my door, then I'd walk my dinosaur.

>> No.15772212

>>15772199
No! Not poor Sheep-chan!

>> No.15772228

>>1577hittite not reallyrelated to breakups, but it makes me think of the discussion the other day with letting your Hellhound wife hunt you down in the woods. Somebody discussed what would happen if she had a hard time finding you, but found you nearly freezing after hours of searching, and had to use her body heat to warm you up while apologizing profusely.

What if she didn't find you in time, and you died? How would she react?

>> No.15772237

>>15772228
What the fuck happened to my post. It did not look like that when I typed it in. Was directed at >>15771956

>> No.15772245

>>15772182
>>15772199
Why are goats always so lewd? I bet it's because they know we want their milk and the only way to get it is by impregnating them

I just want some goat cheese, I don't want to form a family

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15772248

While trying to take over the world, a member of the Skeleton Army saw herself in the mirror and got spooked.
What do?

>> No.15772252

>>15772199
Whats this pose called? Are there more Monster Girl pictures of it?

>> No.15772253

>>15772248
bone her

>> No.15772257

>>15772253
HEE-HAW!

>> No.15772262

>>15772248
[X] Genuflect

>> No.15772264

>>15772248
How spooky.

>> No.15772272

>>15772248
Gal Gadot please, you've got superhero movies to film.

>> No.15772282

>>15772248
I wield a mirror and save the world from cute undead girls!

>> No.15772299

>>15772245
One of the earliest domesticated animals, have been in our collective symbolism forever.
They bear all our sins (seriously, look up scapegoat)
Have been literal sex symbols in several mythologies.
Could even be what you just mentioned.

But for me? They're just cute. Nice horns, cute ears, exotic eyes. Good color scheme.

And most artists manage to draw goatgirls with fit or slim bodies in well balanced proportion to the animal features. Dem Baphos.

>> No.15772305

>>15772299
The only goats I've ever met used similar gestures as my dog does to boss me into giving them rubs. Goats are manipulative and clever creatures.

>> No.15772310

>>15772299
There's always someone eeelse for yooou to blaaaaaame

>> No.15772313

>>15772245
Because you're arabic

>> No.15772317
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>>15772299
'There will be enough goats' milk for your food, for the food of your household and maintenance for your girls.'

Proverbs 27:27

>> No.15772319
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>>15772313
Not necessarily.

>> No.15772334

>>15772319
Chupa-chan, please suck me dry like you do with goats.

>> No.15772335

>>15772317
Satyros go home, you're drunk.

>> No.15772343

>>15772299
>exotic eyes

This, exotic eyes are among the best features a monster girl can have

>> No.15772344

>>15772335
Satyros are ALWAYS drunk, Bacchus demands it.

>> No.15772350

>>15772245

Goat meat tastes nice a bit gamey than beef but only if you don't clean them properly. Beats dog meat by a mile.

>> No.15772364
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15772364

>ドラゴニアより、クエスト「女王の願い」で対峙するマリエッタを今さら!病み属性ドラゴン! ともあれ既にクロス先生監修のもと「魔物娘図鑑ワールドガイド外伝ⅡレスカティエFallenKnights」を製作中…楽しみにして頂けると幸いです!

Guy who wrote Dragonia is making another World Guide, Fallen Knights.

>> No.15772369

>>15772364
Neat.

>> No.15772376

>>15772319
I want a Chupacabra girl with a thick mexican accent to be my true bro and help me get a girlfriend!

>> No.15772383

>>15772182
I really want to fuck that goat.

>> No.15772393

>>15772376
Basically a wing-goat,heh.

>> No.15772395

>>15772344
Does that mean that breastfeeding is like serving her daughters a White Russian?
I'm not sure how to react to tipsy kids.

>> No.15772396

>>15772319
> Nov 10th
> Blackshirt stormtroopers pour out of Trump Tower, begin to MAGA in earnest
> find the bratty illegal chupa from your neighbourhood, who always used to sneer at you as a stupid gringo, hiding behind the dumpster
> begs you to Ann Frank her
> agree, on the condition that she... 'pays you'
> sekrit chupa-chan sex slave with no legal rights: unlocked

>> No.15772398

>>15772364
Oh hey. It's that one girl who was on the back of the Dragonia book.

Guess she's not a Bapho-Dragon after all. Oh well.

So that leaves...what, wingless Succubus? Or actually, is that skirt her wings?

>> No.15772403

>>15772376
I bet you're going to realize that you've loved her all this time after she helps you land a gf.

>> No.15772405

>>15772383
Careful Anon, she's probably an evil mayadere girl.

She probably uses satanic magic or something. Beware or you'll be cursed with a lust for goats!

Oh wait.

>> No.15772407

>>15772398
Looks like a scythe-type Cursed Sword to me famalam

>> No.15772411

>>15772364
Sounds like it's time for some Jolly Cooperation

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>>15772343
You just made her very happy.

>> No.15772422

>>15772407
But Cursed Swords don't have tails and horns...

>> No.15772427

>>15772407
>Scythe
They are not weapons of war. why can't she just roll with a great-sword or something?

>> No.15772433

>>15772396
>Hellhound is your mg Saudi
>TrumpTroopers shoot her on sight for being black
I never asked for this

>> No.15772439

>>15772427
Because delicious 4x crits

>> No.15772442

>>15772433
>Saudi
Okay yeah I'm turning off autocorrect

>> No.15772449

>>15772364
>Dragonia will never be translated

>> No.15772457

>>15772427
Because it's a world that operates on Rule of Chuuni.
Don't take it personnelly, kid.

>> No.15772459

>>15772364
More corruption I guess, we'll get some neat designs and before/after pictures

>>15772416
Exotic eyeS

Monoeyes go home

>> No.15772466

>>15772449
> someone based anon starts translating it
> "Prease stopu translatu gaijin, re are consideru official transrationu" - t. exet
> official transrationu never
This is the world we live in now anon.
I'm so sorry.

>> No.15772493

>>15772466
Since when are we listening to the Japanese with that stuff? that shit will leak anyways no matter what, might as well enjoy it when it goes out.

>> No.15772501

>>15772396
I want to Ann Frank a qt goat and show her that a life with me is not so bad!

>> No.15772505

>>15772405
>evil mayadere girl
Even better.

>> No.15772507

>>15772427
It's a setting inspired by JRPGs. Be glad her weapon isn't worse.

>> No.15772510

>>15772396
Oh boy!
Gonna put her in the meese dungeon!

>> No.15772518

>>15772396
Chupa-chan suck me dry!

>> No.15772548

>>15772466
I thought that was for exet's game, not the guides?

>> No.15772560

>>15772548
I believe anon is stating his fear of it setting a precedent.

Not entirely unfounded, given that the MGE-1 IS getting a published English release.
On the other hand, it's not as though KC has sent notices to MGR or the Wiki to take down their MGE-1 Settings translations because of this.

>> No.15772619

I want to unwrap a Mummy and then tickle her until she begs for mercy!

>> No.15772622

>2017 rolls around
>Mgs find this thread
>Find the writefags
>The drawfags
Does what they find make them want to stay, or do they book it out of reality?

>> No.15772625

>>15772622
Not this shit again.

>> No.15772631

>>15772625
What? I think TFT alone is enough reason for them to nope back into their portals.

>> No.15772634

>>15772622
They would probably get heart pupils seeing this and we would be the first ones to get hunted down with extreme prejudice for husbando purposes.

>> No.15772638

>>15772631
Fine. The Manticores and the Undead might stay around. Everyone else fucks off as fast as their monster bits can allow them.

>> No.15772639

>>15772507
>Now here's MY weapon. My Kobold friend jump onto my arm and fires off like a rocket!
>...Whatever

>> No.15772660

>>15772638
I wonder how lilim would react, seeing chuuni doughnut steels of them. Would they be amused or creeped out.

>> No.15772670

>>15772619
Please don't, Mummies have tasks they must carry out, if you do this she'll most likely get punished by her Anubis superior for deserting her post

>> No.15772678

>>15772622
They would look at the archives for every monster girl thread. Then with the help of lich and gremlins hackers, they would be able to differenciate posters even if they used differents IP.

After that they would hunt the sluts for their species and make sure to give them a proper reward.

>> No.15772694

>>15772678
>If you're a guy with seasonal waifus, they will know
Spooky. Good thing my top 5 hasn't really changed.

>> No.15772706

>>15772678
But what if I have no favorite species and love most of them?

>> No.15772713

>>15772622
Golly, I never even thought of that eventualitirino!

>> No.15772721

>>15772678
Wouldn't the guys who draw and write Liches and Gremlins be super fucked in this case?

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>>15772678
>they will know everything I've done and said
Does that mean I'll finally be rewarded with peace, love & rock 'n roll?

>> No.15772743

>>15772713
You get a Finnish rape elf who is a crack shot. They call her the "White Death" because she drains your balls so dry they look mummified.

>> No.15772746

>>15772706
Then they would take a look at our fetishes and information to see which girl is more appropriate for you and send her to find her new husband.

>>15772721
He would be super fucked indeed.

>>15772722
If it's that what you want, then a monster girl will try her best to make your wishes come true.

>> No.15772747

>>15772678
>After that they would hunt the sluts for their species and make sure to give them a proper reward
But I'm a slut for many!

>> No.15772750

>>15772678
Would there be enough dragons for all the dragonsluts?

>> No.15772751

>>15772743
Oh.

>> No.15772758

>>15772750
A handful of them are powersluts and would be fine with any powerful girl

>> No.15772769

>>15772678
>monster girls would see I'm a slut with no specific favourite and would be fine with anything except the siths/parasite slime/matango
I'm fucked if that happens.

>> No.15772773

>>15772750
That's something I asked myself ever since someone mentioned 2017.
There is a shit load of dragon fags, but dragons are kind of hard to find. But I guess if there are enough to form a kingdom, then there are enough for us dragon lovers.

>>15772758
That's pretty rude, to like a girl just because of her power.

>> No.15772774

>>15772773
I'll give up my Black Dragonfu for you since there's no way I'd be able to make her happy anyway.

>> No.15772786

>>15772773
>I guess if there are enough to form a kingdom
The dumbest fucking thing ever. It better only be draconic in name, with a draconic ruling family. Because if the tens of thousands of farmers working the agriculture, the thousands of merchants and middle class residents of the kingdom are ALL powerful god-tier mythological beings that's beyond stupid.

>> No.15772787

>>15772774
All you need to make her happy is be man enough to get her pregnant

I'm sure you can do that even if it takes decades

>> No.15772801

>>15772746
Well, then they run into the fact that I have many, and contradictory, fetishes

>> No.15772810

>>15772622
Bah, I am a ghost. they will not care for my writings.

>> No.15772828

>>15772774
Never thought I would see an Anon saying that. But there is no need to worry, I will make the little lizard the happiest thing in the world in your stead.

>> No.15772830

>>15772828
>the little lizard
My god, what have I done?

>> No.15772833

>>15772786
I like to think that the nobiblity is mostly made out of dragons while the "lower" classes are humans and other species.

Or it could be some kind of huge hotel with a dragon theme, where most dragons go to relax and end up staying there because it's so nice and comfy.

>> No.15772835

>>15772830
It's too late to worry about it.

>> No.15772841

>>15772786
The kingdom really is mostly dragon girls.

>> No.15772857

>>15772801
I'm sure they would be able to find a proper monster for you. Maybe they would even create a little chatroom for Anons that aren't sure about their favorite girls.

>> No.15772921
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15772921

Just in case the Monsters are monitoring this thread with their crystal balls, I'd just like to put it out there that I saw this scene in a hentai where a chick put a thimble on her finger with needles jutting out of it and poked the base of the guy's dick.
I'm just saying. Thanks.

>> No.15772934

>>15772857
Yeah, I can only see this ending with me going there and saying 'I'm good with pretty much anything."


I'd even take a tubby, tsun salamander or muscled, himedere titania

>> No.15772943

>>15772921
That doesn't sound pleasant. Isn't it pretty easy to bleed to death from the dick?

>> No.15772949

>>15772943
She didn't break skin.

>> No.15772961

>>15772949
Then's what's the point. geddit?

>> No.15772965

>>15772934
How does a Salamander even get tubby?

>> No.15772973

>>15772965
Appetite of a shonen hero without the metabolism.

That or she got injured and can't train.


Or bulking

>> No.15772976

>>15772965
No one wanted to fight, so she gave up and waited for someone to find and challenge her.

>> No.15772983

>>15772976
>Some one shows up to fight
>Her armor doesn't fit and she gets winded easily
>He just nopes out of there and leaves her to her American Gladiator and junk food

>> No.15773019

>Fat unfit salamander
Gross. That's like, a stupid lich or something.

>> No.15773032

>>15773019
>He doesn't want a genki lich who is a bit ditzy

>> No.15773034

>>15773032
I don't mean ditzy I mean stupid. And genki lich is already disgusting.

>> No.15773038

>>15773019
Everyone deserves love. Even lazy Neetamanders.

>> No.15773051

>>15773032
Yeah, that sounds pretty terrible. Gap moe shitters please leave.

>> No.15773053

>>15773034
Genki lich is best lich, especially if she is still monotone


>>15773038
She's not lazy, she's just taking up sumo!

>> No.15773060

>>15773051
I bet you would dislike a muscle lich too!

>> No.15773064

>>15773060
In life, muscle sorceress. In death, muscle Lich.

>> No.15773073

>>15773064
Muscle sorceress sounds like a rough and tumble tomboy.

Hope that carries over to lichdom

>> No.15773079

>>15773064
can she cast fist?

>> No.15773084

>>15773079
Of course, young adventurer! Why else would she have become such a rare creature?

>> No.15773088

>>15773079
She'd rather it was cast upon her

>> No.15773120
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15773120

Your comments, Mr. Ymous?

>> No.15773125

>>15773120
Isn't that the mindwiper from MIB?

>> No.15773127

>>15773120
That looks like a suspiciously futuristic and high-tech mic.

>> No.15773128

>>15773125
AYO HOLE UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE BE SOME FINNA
XENO SQUAD?

>> No.15773138

>>15773120
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

>> No.15773149

>>15773128
I'm suggesting it

>> No.15773160

>>15773120
Please ma'am, call me Anon, we are all friends here.

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>>15772622
Just think of all the nice waifufag commissioned art they'll see

they'll be happy they found a corner of the internet full of perverts that would love them more than life itself

>> No.15773191

>>15769971
It's weird. Parts that mention incub's say that their thoughts and values become all about having sex with monsters but KC also points out in Q&As that alot of the language used in the books is an exaggeration. Take it how you will i supposed

>> No.15773197

Are the non story parts of the dragon books going to get translated like the world guides did?

>> No.15773215

>>15773185
This is how I want to sleep, but I can't.
Anyone know how to tie a noose?

>> No.15773216

>>15773185
>The few pieces of waifu art I've commissioned
>The handful of stories I've written about them
>The uncountable leagues of greentext and thread gushing I've written

I wonder how she'd react.

>> No.15773221

>>15770114
>Can you even imagine what kind of poorly-made huts or outright shitty caverns we would be living in right now if we didn't have to worry about surviving?
would that be a bad thing? If we advanced beyond the point of needing complex living arrangements what lose would there be if we just stopped using them?

>> No.15773225

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58729487

This is some old testament shit right here.

>> No.15773226

>>15773197
Id imagine at least the #$cool new magic items$# will get translated

>> No.15773238

>>15773215
http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

>> No.15773260

>>15771447
Smug Nero

>> No.15773273

>>15773238
I must go now. My planet needs me.

>> No.15773274

>>15773260
So Nero?

>> No.15773279
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15773279

>>15772396
She can come in, but she's gotta come in legally.

>> No.15773285

>>15773274
Yes.

>> No.15773299

>>15773185
We need a picture of cuddling every Monster girl.

>> No.15773319
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15773319

Having a hypnotism fetish with a gazer wife would be pretty interesting.

What would happen if you used some visual-based magic to put her under, but only managed to get one of her eye-stalks? Would she only be partially hypnotised?

Not to mention their natural affinity for charming you with magic.
What if you both managed to hypnotise each other, and both became ultra-submissive and susceptible to the commands of one another?

>> No.15773335

>>15773319
>hypnotism
No thank you.

>> No.15773344

>>15773335
Consensual hypno is the best though.
It's just tragically rare compared to all the crappier versions. And hey, in KC's setting, it couldn't be used for evil means anyway.

>> No.15773350

>>15773299
Not until we get a picture of every monster girl pregnant.

>> No.15773356

>>15773299
>>15773350
All these things must be ours.

>> No.15773358

>>15770834
Facesitting is a bad meme, remember to tell liches about the things their shapely asses should actually be used for.

>> No.15773373

>>15773279
If she comes in legally then who will be your sirvienta?

>> No.15773379

>>15773373
She will, if she's kinky and into that sort of thing.

>> No.15773381

>>15773319
It would be cool if she could hypnotize you to hear her voice coming from every direction and make you slightly drowsy as if you had a few drinks.

Could make for some pretty relaxing sex where she slowly takes the lead.

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>>15773358
>he doesn't want fat Lich butt on his face

>> No.15773391

>>15773358
Like face sitting?

>> No.15773402

>>15773379
But you wouldn't be able to pull a "I pay with headpats" scam, you will actually have to pay her money for her to help her family across the border.

>> No.15773409

>>15773319
Hypnotism is good, I'd let a Gazer hypnotise me into becoming a monoeye slut

But you know what's better? Mind wash, Mindflayers are the best

>>15773344
Consensual is good if you're already married but before that forced is better

>> No.15773430

I've had a hard on for demon hunters ever since I learned that Illidan wasn't a special snowflake, and there were female nelf hunters out there. So if I write something suitably monstrous would there be an issue posting the pastebin link here? I know wowshit is generally a no go for thread discussion

>> No.15773445

>>15773430
WoWshit should have no place here.

>> No.15773453

>>15772364
>Fallen Knights

YES
YES

>> No.15773454
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>>15773299
We also need more pictures of monstergirls with dakis

>> No.15773467

>>15773445
Fair'nuff. I'll keep it to myself then.

>> No.15773471
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>>15773454

I want to cuddle with all the monster girls so they don't feel alone!

>> No.15773481

>>15773381
Yeah, that sort of sleep inducing and sensory manipulation power works really well. Where her voice is the only thing in your universe, and she makes you drowsy enough you just want to fall asleep on the spot. Then if she plants the idea in your mind that listening to her words and obeying her will make you even drowsier until you finally reach peak relaxation.
I can imagine a gazer getting off on that, grinning and speaking softly with their husband lying in their lap.

>>15773409
Not too into mind-wash and personality rewriting. But I can see how that sort of thing could look pretty sexy if it was a mindflayer doing it.
Monstergirls using forced hypnosis to entrance a husband is fine enough.
For married couples, the best kind is where you and the wife agree on some boundaries, and that you don't do any really weird stuff to/with her. Then you put her under, have some fun together, and secretly put a trigger in her so that whenever you say a certain phrase in the future, even when she's not hypnotised, she gets all hot and aroused, her eyes glaze over, and she acts like an extremely affectionate puppy towards you.

>> No.15773485

>>15773481
>spoiler
Muh dick can't handle this im trying to write!

But also, even better if she returns the favor without you knowing until its too late.

>> No.15773490

Hypnotism isn't really helpful when you're already submissive and would do anything she asked.

>> No.15773499
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>>15773490
Which is why gazers are for corrupting, not for being a generic waifu.

Same with Apophis.

>> No.15773501

>>15773490

What if your waifu hypnotizes you to be more dominant?

>> No.15773508

>hellhound hypnotized to be submissive never

>> No.15773531

>>15773387
>wanting her ass on your face instead of your dick in her ass

>> No.15773536

>>15773501
If you take pleasure in being submissive, isn't being hypnotized into being dominant kind of a dick move? It's basically saying "I want to be dommed and I don't really care if you get to feel good or not." Like, I think its time to part ways if either the mg or the guy feels this way.

>> No.15773568

>>15773490
Don't forget that more monster girls married=more power for the Demon Lord=monsters win

If I had a Gazer waifu I'd encourage her to turn every man in town into monoeye sluts

>> No.15773576

>>15773531
facesitting is the best

>> No.15773579
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15773579

>"The shit I have to put up with."

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>>15773481
>I can imagine a gazer getting off on that, grinning and speaking softly with their husband lying in their lap.
Sounds comfy in the best was possible.

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>>15773531
>not wanting her ass on your face before you put your dick in it

>> No.15773634

I'm going to have to double down on what anon said here >>15773358

Facesitting is a complete joke it's impractical, it's messy, it's humiliating for the man and the only thing it accomplishes is pleasuring the girl but regular sex not only pleases her better it also pleases the man too

I can see a few very circumstantial uses for facesitting but overall it should not be used unless both parties have a fetish for it

>> No.15773642

>>15773634
Counterpoint: You have shit taste.

>> No.15773645

>>15773642
Agreed, face sitting is a top tier fetish.

>> No.15773649

>>15773634
>it's messy, it's humiliating for the man and the only thing it accomplishes is pleasuring the girl but regular sex not only pleases her better it also pleases the man too
I guess blowjobs are also bad for you, right? I mean, you won't be an hypocryte.

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15773653

Do Automatons have model numbers?

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>>15773634

>it's messy, it's humiliating for the man and the only thing it accomplishes is pleasuring the girl

Isn't that the point though

>> No.15773662

>>15773649
Not him, but I don't want to put my dick near a place I want to put my lips

>> No.15773666

>>15773634
>it's humiliating for the man
That's part of the appeal.
>but regular sex not only pleases her better it also pleases the man too
What is foreplay?

>> No.15773670

>>15773662
Wow. Basically, you're just a prude.

>> No.15773671

>>15773649
Not him, but that's a silly comparison. Face sitting isn't just eating her out. It's like if you were to sit on her face and just angle your cock down into her mouth. And I wouldn't do that, no.

But I don't have a problem with face sitting either, given the right circumstances. As foreplay leading into a 69 or as part of a threesome. No real justification for it outside of that I think. Face sitting isn't a main dish.

>> No.15773674

>>15773649
I personally dislike blowjobs too but I can't make a case against it especially with all the monster girls who love it

>>15773662
That's one of the many reasons why I dislike blowjobs

>> No.15773682

>>15773670
We are talking about having sex with inhuman women, I would not care about a poxy blowjob.

>> No.15773684

>>15773662
>>15773674

>Not reciprocating oral sex

>> No.15773686

>>15773682
I read that as proxy and was confused for a solid minute. What are your thoughts on ghouls?

>> No.15773692

>>15771432
He can be found on pixiv, dan, and gel.
Dan and gel just need Orion in search bar, but I forgot his pixiv acount.

>> No.15773694

>>15773662
It's my own dick, I don't even begin to care.
Anal can go sit in my "nope" pile though.

>> No.15773698

>>15773692
thanks a bunch, anon

>> No.15773699

>>15773686
Not a fan of the undead in general

>> No.15773707

>>15773699
I may or may not be triggered

>> No.15773716

>>15769181
>edgy
I wouldn't say that, but then again how I see him will differ from how others do.
>sabbath
Nope, just random lolis found.
The Girty has appeared earlier and joins shorty after when her mother says "You're old enough. Here's some crap and get out and find edgy MC XYZ and force him into marriage or else I'll gouge out a kidney.".
Another one, the Kiki, is because MC couldn't just leave behind a lonely girl who waits in a crummy cabin while waiting for her dead mother to come back with her dead father, especially one with a cute maid outfit and a cheerful attitude.

>> No.15773723

>>15773707
Im more of a fighter/reptile/e-spirit guy

>> No.15773731

>>15773707
Not him, but I really prefer living girls.
Dullahans are pretty cute though.

>> No.15773736

>>15773731
>Dullahan are undead
Now I'm really triggered

>> No.15773744

Would a Shog be happy if you gave her a wedding ring made from your own rib?

>> No.15773745
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>>15773736
Don't look at me man.

>> No.15773746

>>15773745
Ye but KC is a shitter.

>> No.15773749

>>15773731
>>15773745
I thought they were fairies

>> No.15773754
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15773754

I did some doodles.
Here's something new I wanted to try that shows I can't draw to save my life, and that everyone has mittens for hands.

>> No.15773755

>>15773749
They are

>> No.15773760

>>15773754
I don't understand, is that a really deep slit in her dress or something?

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>>15773736
>>15773745
>>15773746
There is literally nothing wrong with Undead Dollarhams.

>> No.15773765
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>>15773754
And here's a Shoggoth in an attempt at another portrait. My eyes are almost as bad as my feet or legs, when it comes to drawing them.

>> No.15773768

>>15773760
More or less.

>> No.15773770

>>15773582

Gazer is the best monoeye by such an extent it's actually absurd. Best hair, great color scheme, the ooze (which mimics stockings and elbow gloves), shark teeth, big bushy tail, the list goes on.

I don't even care about monoeyes one way or another but Gazer is an outlier.

>> No.15773773

>>15773763
>Undead Dollarhams
That's exactly what's wrong with them. Dollarhams are fairies. Flipping fairies. I bet they even have body heat.

>> No.15773776

>>15773770
That's because Gazer is a monster. It actually adds to the base human form. All other mono eyes are just shittier humans - one eye. Except Cyclopse. Which is a shittier oni - one eye

>> No.15773777

>>15773773
So they should prance around all gayly and giggle all the time?

>> No.15773778

>>15773754
Hands are the hardest thing to draw and I much prefer mittens than failed manly looking hands on a monster girl

>>15773765
Needs a few more details on her cleavage (or lack thereof) but otherwise it's a great portrait, I really like her eyes

It might be me but when I stare at her eyes I feel like her smile moves

>> No.15773782

>>15773777
Fairies are twisted, evil capricious little shits, anon. Don't underestimate one.

>> No.15773786

>>15773782
Dullahans aren't exactly little though, I'm pretty sure.

>> No.15773793

>>15773763
I want Dullahans to stop losing their heads in my underwear drawer.

>> No.15773800

>>15773786
Neither are most fae afaik

>> No.15773805

>>15773778
How would or should I have handled the cleavage, in your opinion?

>> No.15773812

1>>15773805
Make it heart shaped (or make both breasts more defined) and add a few details either shadows or tissue stretching

>> No.15773815

>>15773812
So upside down heart shape, much like an ass? Are there examples of meterial stretching? Because shadows are the bane of my sword.

>> No.15773822

>>15773815
Amother thing comes to mind: aren't Shoggoth breasts just transparent slime in the shape of breasts that don't really have any shape other than "blob in a tight tshirt", if my crappy memory is anything to go by.

>> No.15773835

>>15773782
So evil giggles while gayly prancing around and leaving glitter everywhere that will never come off or out of what it touches?

>> No.15773856

>>15773835
If you're a redcap it's more like evil giggles while gaily prancing around and leaving blood everywhere that will never come off or out of what it touches.

>> No.15773891

>>15773856
She's a fairy, so it would be glittery blood.
The worst of both worlds: blood and glitter.

>> No.15773896

Tiny ganbatte Dollarham when?

>> No.15773905

>>15773815
Shadows are hard to do well, but it's pretty easy to make some decent ones

>examples of meterial stretching
I'm not sure what are the best examples to draw from, I usually use real life pictures but my drawing skills are abysmal

>> No.15773932
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15773932

I wanted to design new things for quite some time, now i'm happy

>> No.15773935

So, when do you think we'll get our first MGE III Monster? How long do you think it'll take KC to finish the third volume?

>> No.15773936

>>15773896
I agree with this Anon, we need more tiny monster girls for the sole purpose of ganbatteing you.

>> No.15773937

>>15773905
What is your drawing even like, anyway?

I don't think I'll bother with shadows anytime soon, and I guess I'll have to search for stretching another time.

>> No.15773945

>>15773932
Oh man, that tail.

>> No.15773947

>>15773932
That hair.
That tail.
That thong.
Holy hell.

>> No.15773949

>>15773932
Is she a fox of some sort?

>> No.15773950

>>15773932
Barb, stop, I can't jack off right now.

>> No.15773954

>>15773932
God damn.
>>15773935
14 weeks from now give or take.

>> No.15773955

>>15773932
>Underboob
Holy shit barb you did it

Mah nigga!

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>>15773955
If only she had fuckhuge tits to accommadate the underboob.

>> No.15773969

>>15773932
Mmmmh. Yes.

>> No.15773975

>>15773937
>What is your drawing even like, anyway?
Nothing worth mentioning

>I don't think I'll bother with shadows anytime soon
Well, everyone has his strengths and weaknesses, but I'm sure you could do some decent shadows with a little guide or something to help you along the way

>> No.15773986

>>15773975
At leadt give an example. You can't be as bad as Alp.

A guide or teacher would be grand as all hell. Too bad there isn't much to choose from for teacher material amongst the drawfags.

>> No.15773994

>>15773962
I WANT THAT CLOTHED PAIZURI!

>> No.15774000

>>15773671
>that's a silly comparison
This

>>15773649
>hypocrite
Pls. The other times I see that used as an argument is in an another context that causes actual shitstorms.

>> No.15774048

Hotdogging an Anubutt while while her twin sister sits on your face and grinds against you.

>> No.15774050

>>15773935
Unless he starts posting multiple a week, the scientific phrasing would be 'a long ass fucking time jesus christ it'll be like at least three or more months'

>> No.15774051

>>15773773
>>15773736
Actually you are wrong. Dollarhams are Unseelie, or Unseelie Fey, but that doesnt mean what you think it does.

Unseelie is a catch-all term for celtic monsters, which includes ghosts, goblins, beasties, and yes undead.

The best example is the Irish Banshee, which is both Unseelie and Undead.

>> No.15774077

>>15774051
I know all of that and just because some of the dead fall under the banner of Unseelie doesn't mean dullahan are undead. You have to have once been alive to become undead. Dullahan are psychopomps, like the western reaper and the greek Charon. They aren't undead. They are fae. Fairies.

And fae is the catch-all term. Unseelie is a sub category with Seelie being the other.

Actually, thinking about it they aren't guides as much as they are just heralds. Still. Unless they were once alive and died, they aren't undead.

>> No.15774092

>>15774077
So vampire aren't undead then?

>> No.15774098

>>15774092
? A whole lotta lore has a bitten human die and return a vampire. Point me to where its a smooth transition and you remain alive and become a vamp.

>> No.15774127

>>15774098
You can be an alive vamp if you buy those vampire teeth that they sell in some stores.

>> No.15774143

>>15774127
You haven't been buying things from ladies with leaves in their hair have you?

>> No.15774148

>>15774127
It's not just the teeth that make the vamp, you also need those colored contacts for the red eyes!

>> No.15774152

>>15773962
Lalter is shit
LArturia a best

>> No.15774155

>>15773485
>"Hey, Anon dear, could you take out the garbage please?"
>"Sure honey. But first, you remember what we did last night?"
>"The hypno-play? Yes, I adored it. Even now, it all feels like a good dream..."
>"Right. And, uh, you remember what you said right before I put you under?"
>"Hmm... Oh, yes, I said no weird stuff, and no trigger implanting outside of our sessions. But why you say tha- Oh, no. You didn't!"
>"Sorry, honey. I couldn't resist. But you'll enjoy this, I promise."
>"Anon, you jerk! I'm going to-"
>"Peanut butter kisses."
>"Ah! I'm going to... feel so hot... No! Anon, I can't- resist! Can't... think of anything, except you..."
>"It's okay honey, I'll make you feel amazing."
>"But I- I can't! Anon, master, you jerk!"
>"That's right, I'm going to be your master for a little bit now. And what are you going to be?"
>"Ngh! Don't wanna - ahn! - say it! P-p-p-p-"
>"Yep, you're going to be my cute little puppy, all hot and panting, feeling wonderful inside."
>"You jerk, Anon! Master! Nuzzle me back!"
>"Sure. You remember what I said too, right? When I make you orgasm, more pleasurably than ever before, you have to howl too, okay? No point in resisting."
>"Yes... Ah, ah... Master..."
>"Good, I want you to feel amazing from this. And besides, you can't hypnotise someone into doing something they don't want to do."

>> No.15774183

>>15774155
Yup. time to fap.

>> No.15774199

>>15774143
I don't buy thing from strangers. Especially if they have weed on their heads.

>> No.15774213

>>15774098
Last time I ever saw people die before changing was Bram Stoker's Dracula movie with Keanu Reeves being fed on in a vampire 4some before turning into Archer.

>> No.15774221

>>15774155
Can i hypnotize a Lamia and make her think she's a Wurm?

>> No.15774281

>>15774221
You'd need to be a professional snake charmer

>> No.15774283
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15774283

Shark Girls are mean bullies!

>> No.15774300

>>15774283
I'm going to bully a Umi-Osho and have a shark girl make me take responsibility

>> No.15774305
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15774305

>>15774283
or glorious onee's

>> No.15774310

>>15774221
You'll make her think she has dragon-level strength, indestructibility and huge claws.
But from your perspective, she'll become completely innocent and happy, a treat you with care and precision like a single lapse in attention could break you. Of course, it won't, but it might be nice to see her trace the nails of her hand down your chest so softly, it barely tickles the skin, just because she sees her hands as claws.

>> No.15774323

>>15774281
I wonder if that's an actual job in the monstergirl world. Maybe hypnotherapy for lamias. Or teaching them to dance really well.

>> No.15774333

>>15774048
Twin anubutt sisters laying down on the bed hugging so their pussies are grinding together as you dick them both for their first time.
That way, you can come in both of them together.

>> No.15774336

>>15774305
>tfw you just want to build sandcastles and these girls keep looking at your butt and making lewd remarks.

>> No.15774342

>>15773932
Loving the bingo images.

>> No.15774361

>>15773932

>Thigh high boots
>Claws

How does that even work?

>> No.15774367

>>15774336
Nothing a good dicking wont do to set them straight. Just tell them to watch the teeth.

>> No.15774368

>>15774361
You can see they're open at the toes to let the claws through.

>> No.15774379

>>15774367
But if I do that they'll never leave me alone.

Maybe I should just get that nice Orca lifeguard.

>> No.15774381
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15774381

>>15774368

I saw that but how would she even get them on without snagging her claw on something or ripping them?

If they were open toe shoes like pic related that would make more sense, but as is her claws are just sticking through some holes in her shoes.

>> No.15774388

>>15774379
I mean, constant attention from a pair of bangin' shark babes isn't the worst thing.

>> No.15774390

>>15774336
Bop their nose.

>> No.15774393

>>15774381
>>15774368
>>15774361
She doesnt have claws. They are just ornamental toe covers.

Why would something with fluffy ears and tails have dragon claws?

>> No.15774400

>>15774381
Straps to loosen the armoured boots, then tighten them again when they're worn, maybe.

>> No.15774408

>>15774388
Dammit Anon if I want to impress the judges at the sandcastle competition I need to keep working with no distractions.
>>15774390
I might do this.

>> No.15774426

>>15774393
The result of a lich's experiment.
Besides, they could be canid claws, but the paws are just covered by the armour.

>> No.15774441

>>15774408
Well then I suppose you have no choice. Bury them neck deep nearby until the competition is over.

Then after, you have them compete for freedom. Whoever gives better oral gets dug up, the other has to stew for a while longee.

>> No.15774458

>>15774393
They tried to create perfection.

>> No.15774463
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15774463

Why are Familiars so awesome?

>> No.15774469

>>15774463
They are good imoutos that aren't made for dicking.

>> No.15774488

>>15774463
Loli, cuddly, long tail, fluffy tail, twintails, big soft ears, beautiful eyes, hands and feet that are unique and look like squishy marshmallows, magical, cute fangs, cute blush, huggable, and the list goes on.

>> No.15774491

>>15774463
They can come in any combination of shapes and sizes?

>> No.15774492
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15774492

>>15774463
>star pupils
>squishy paws
>the perfect mix of cute and mischievously lewd
>>15774469
That's not what the two pics of one getting dicked tell me.

>> No.15774502

>>15770886
If i have to, lots of BIG monster girls i can hide behind because im a wimp

>> No.15774503

>>15774492
mint chocolate familiar.

>> No.15774512

>>15774491
>They can come in any combination of shapes and sizes?
Every Familiar is a special snowflake in their own way.

>> No.15774514

>>15774333
Impregnating twin Anubutts and putting twins in each of them for 4 legopups running around later.

>> No.15774528
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>>15774469
There was a first part to this greentext, but i've long lost it.

>> No.15774543

>>15774048
>>15774333
>>15774514
These are all very, very good things indeed.

>> No.15774556

>>15774283
Bop her on the nose!

>> No.15774579

>>15774514
Imagine seeing the anubi twins blush when their daughters from the other sister call them "mommy" anyway.
Then having them both freely breastfeed the four children. The sisters would be so close with each other it'd be as if the four children were born from the same womb. One father, two mothers, and four children all as part of a single nuclear family.

This is why wolfus in general are so great.
And mating anubi twins would be heaven in it's own way too.

>> No.15774592

>Go out to mow
>Piss off the bees
>Get stung

And this is why I think that Bees would be tsun.

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15774604

>>15766791
A day late in replying to this, but actually the profile notes that when they reform a egg shell to trap a man the result looks like an "enormous egg" so its fair to say they don't shrink the man.

Humpty eggs hatch from eggs that are already "big" but basically the shell they can reform can be a lot bigger.

>> No.15774608

>>15774592
Bees fully commit to death when they sting. That's wasps who are fickle.

>> No.15774616

>>15774608
So they'd be stubborn little buggers?
I'd rather a chill bumble bee.

>> No.15774643

>>15774616
All I know is that the image of a sweater full of tiny fuzzy bee daughters is a heartwarming thought.

>> No.15774652

>>15774643
Yeah, they'd bee cute but my recent encounter stings too much for me to care.

>> No.15774653

>>15774592
>>15774616
Well...you know what they say...

>> No.15774704

>>15774604
I always imagined Jubjub eggs to be big enough to accommodate a full-sized human infant. Jubjub pregnancies would be just like those of humans, except you'd also need to wait a few weeks/months for the egg to hatch after she lays it.

>tfw I had planned to go pretty in-depth in a story about having babies with a Jubjub but lack of motivation was too brutal

>> No.15774717

>>15774604
I'm scared, humpty eggs have been more appealing to me lately than they should. Maybe it's now the initial surprise has worn off but they're pretty cute and still slimes at the end of the day.

>> No.15774734

>>15774717
I've never understood the backlash in the first place.

>> No.15774739

Why not build an incubator for a Humpty Egg?

>> No.15774744

>>15774734
You're basically fucking a newborn, which triggers a lot of faggots.

>> No.15774747

>>15774744
Hey man, it's monstergirls. It's awwright.

>> No.15774752

>>15774747
I mean, I don't mind it at all. I was just giving a reason.

>>15774739
You'd get a little Jubjub instead.

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15774756

>>15774717
Just imagine a thick Humpty Egg and you'll be okay.
>>15774734
They kinda are like super horny newborns, so their distaste is more than justified.

>> No.15774761

Remember guys, don't put a Humpty Egg on a wall

>> No.15774766

>>15774717
Ive gotta story planned that i think youll like when i get around to it. I know im gonna like writing it!

>> No.15774771

>>15774756
I'd imagine there's at least some amount of genetic memory happening so that even a newborn humpty egg has some instinctual and intuitive knowledge, even if they don't actually know how to speak yet.

To me, I think all slimegirls would have the capacity to learn very quickly.

>> No.15774787

>>15774771
Nobody cares how old any other slime is.
Although the idea of a CC humpty egg who shapes herself like a jubjub intrigues me.

>> No.15774788

It's time for MGC Speed dating! It has been a while, there were some legal issues, a few rampages, and a mailbox heist, but everything is back to normal now! Lets see who today's girls are!

1. Scientist thunderbird
This live wire of a bird didn't go in for the birdbrain life, though you wouldn't believe it by how she talks. She has dedicated her life to researching natural and artificial chemicals and their reaction to high amounts of demonic energy in the form of her lightning. She may act stupid sometimes, but rest assured she is probably scheming something like testing any particularly interesting compounds she's finished testing on other living things on you to enjoy the results. She'll never risk your safety or health though, at worst you'll get a painful erection that takes a week of sex to fix. Because of her professional life and it's strains, she has come here in hopes of finding someone to occasionally help her with finger work and wing cuddles.

2. Ex-military Sahuagin
After the end of conflict between two demon realms, this battlescarred flatfish was given leave from the military and moved to MGC. She works as a mall security guard right now, but her real goal in her professional life is to be able to work with kids. Besides having to earn certain qualifications on her own time, this also requires her to be married to avoid any lawsuits. She is quiet like most of her species, but touching or licking her scars will produce some out of character yelps and almost always lead to rough sex. Teaching her the history of the human world and discussing current world situations with her will get her extremely happy with you. She may even treat you to some of her spicy home cooking if she ends up liking you enough.

3. Ordinary Selkie
Despite looking far better than regular human girls, this modern age huntress is still mistaken and ridiculed by others for living where she does. She has had an even harder time finding any man that would give her a chance, as most that come to the city that want to be a house husband prefer stronger and more monstrous types. That's why she's here, even though she's a filthy rich owner of a demon realm fish farm company. All she wants to do is pamper you, and cuddle with you at night in the closest of quarters as a reward. She does look like a human women however, as dressing in animal parts in the city gets even more bad attention from certain human radical organizations.

4. Loli Raiju
This isn't a sabbath initiate, she's this puny on her own. But don't let the small size fool you, she's got twice the firepower of a normal raiju and isn't afraid to use it. Usually it won't be on you, but she can get a bit hot headed. Her spiraling fits of anger can usually be stopped by rubbing her head, though stopping before she's had enough is hazardous. She is a bit younger, having only started college to study economics, and she is less on the intelligent side. It's highly likely she'll end up a housewife that can take care of all the taxes well enough. She tends to avoid wearing clothes that rub up against her, and often runs around her home in the nude, but nothing was said about why besides something to do with a run-in with a demon realm vegetable when she was a kid.

>> No.15774794
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>>15774766
That sounds promising, keeping an eye out for that then.

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>>15774787
>Although the idea of a CC humpty egg who shapes herself like a jubjub intrigues me.
Same.

>> No.15774815

It really seems like this has been a thread for jubjubs.

>> No.15774821

>>15774463
Best paws for handjobs.

>> No.15774822

>>15774788
I'll take the Sahuagin.

>> No.15774844

>>15774804
Looks like those girls have been hitting the dairy.

>> No.15774848

>>15772678
>>15772746
The Lich and Gremlin who look me up are going to blush and hide my file, only for them to claim me themselves.

>> No.15774850

>>15774788
>Ex-military Sahuagin
I do like flat fish.

>> No.15774852

>>15774788
Selkie

>> No.15774856

>>15774804
Those breasts are ridiculous.

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15774857

>>15774844
Dairy Wonderland girls are a blessing.

>> No.15774858

>>15774788
>Loli raiju
>Likes to run about in the nude
>Packing even more power than a full-grown raiju
>Could actually scamper about your body like an actual ferret or weasel, with her adorable little paws and messy hair longer than she is tall
>Ate a wrapping vegetable core and has impossibly soft skin, and loves skinship to the point of orgasm

I'm taking her, driving up to the nearest mountain with a long iron lightning rod when a storm comes around, and giving her intense massage-sex while we both gets struck repeatedly by lightning in the middle of a storm, heavy raindrops stimulating her bare body even more.

>> No.15774876

>>15774856
And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.15774877

Blind Gazers need a seeing eye boy

>> No.15774881

>>15774876
I'll take the March Hare for some pleasant conversation.

>> No.15774885

>>15774877
Blind gazer would be interesting. All her eyes would be milky white, I imagine.
But considering how magically potent they are, I think they'd be able to fathom all kinds of other methods to perceive the world around them.

>> No.15774905

>>15774885
So would she have a ton of noses on her tentacles?

>> No.15774910

>>15770232
>He's responding to a 16+ hour post
But in all seriousness, I feel asleep at my desk and had a long day at work on top of that so I'm sorry I wasn't able to deliver for you.

>> No.15774926

>>15774905
I was more thinking something like a magical sonar. Her eyes shoot out invisible beams of magic, able to bounce off of certain magical things in kind, like living beings and spell constructs. When they reflect, her magically sensitive body can absorb them and use the feeling to discern distance between objects. It'd definitely be a skill requiring development, though.

And it might not even work with mundane physical objects, like walls and floors. Which means her home might constantly be covered in some magical mist, so she can distinguish between solid objects and open air.

>> No.15774935

>>15774788
Gimme the Sahuagin.

>> No.15774936

>>15774492
Want to fuck that fluffy tail...

>> No.15774949

>>15774877
All impaired monsters by law get a free assistant

>> No.15774964

I fucked my finger up badly.

How would a Monster Girl react to you being hurt?

>> No.15774968

>>15774964
Depends on the monster girl.

Who's your favorite?

>> No.15774970

>>15774968
A big powerful Dragon

>> No.15774972

>>15774964
Sigh and bridge pinch.

>> No.15774976

>>15774964
Panic, they're crazy for their guys so a serious injury would scare them.

After the initial shock was over, depending on the race they may enjoy playing nurse and helping you with anything you need two hands for.

>> No.15774981

>>15774970
>I WILL DESTROY THAT WHICH HAS HURT MY TREASURE!

>> No.15774982

>>15774964
I bet a slime would make a nice cast

>> No.15774994

>>15774970
Dragon saliva probably has supernatural properties. So she'd wrap one claw around your wrist, use her other claw to gently open up the fingers of your hand, and use her long, reptillian tongue to caress your finger in loving, languid spirals. Then she'd give it a gentle kiss.

If she were an ice dragon, she could lightly breathe on it too, to numb the pain.

>> No.15775021

What if your dragon waifu though you only liked her for her power and money? How would you show her that you love her not just her power?

>> No.15775029

>>15775021
I'd offer to cut my tongue out, so that I could never speak to beg her for money! It'd be a symbolic way to show my devotion to her and her alone! Also it's my fantasy to be a weak crippleboy who's cared for my his loving and protective powerful wife. So it's a win-win for me!

>> No.15775039

>>15775021
Find a way to bare your soul to her, so she knows your love for her is pure on an intuitive level.

>> No.15775044

>>15775021
By letting her milk me ragged with her reverse knot.

>> No.15775052

>>15775044
>her reverse knot.
So does her cunt tighten up at the base to trap you in?

>> No.15775058

>>15775052
Penetrable cervix that can widen and then close like a fleshy ring around just under your glans, effectively letting her milk you at her leisure with vaginal muscle contractions.

>> No.15775066

>>15775058
That sounds
painful.

>> No.15775072

>>15775021
By defeating her in single combat to prove both my martial proficiency, and the purity of my desire for her!

At least, that's what a character in a story I'd write would do. I'm a squishy little piece of shit with next to nothing in the way of physical stamina.

>> No.15775079

>>15775058
That's the hottest thing I've read today.
Let's ignore that it's technically 10 past midnight, though.

>> No.15775128

>>15775072
All that matters is that you'd keep fighting her. Even if every bone in your body was broken, you wouldn't submit. Even if just trying to stand would cause yet more agonising damage to your body, you'd keep trying to stand.
Because your waifu deserves nothing less.

>> No.15775164
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15775164

Which Monstergirls would be great natural dancers?
I'd imagine a Kiki knows a trick or two. She would be dancing around seductively and use her broom to perform some poledancing moves to entice her Master.

>> No.15775186

>>15775164
Apsara.

>> No.15775188
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>>15775164
Cancers have dancing wired into their instincts, complete with special visuals (their bubbles) and music (the clicking of their claws).

>> No.15775194

>>15775164
I bet most anubi in the desert homeland are taught dancing as part of a well-rounded education. That belly dancing picture comes to mind.

Harpy fan dancing using the wings would probably be pretty popular as well.

Bipeds with tails would also naturally have really good balance, from wolfgirls to dragons, so they'd be able to pull off some pretty stunning and intense moves while dancing with you.
Dragons in particular could even incorporate flight into any kind of dance.

>> No.15775195

>>15775186
This.

Apsara don't get enough love.

>> No.15775196

>>15775066
It wouldn't be painful to her.

>> No.15775215

I want to be a dragon breeder when I grow up.

>> No.15775217

>>15775195
I remember one greentext about an apsara who acted as a dancing teacher to a few monstergirls.
Except her dancing taught all the girls how to control milk like some sort of lewd waterbender, and they all started lactating like crazy as a result of learning and performing her dances.

>> No.15775223

>>15775217
Well now I want that.

Thanks Anon.

>> No.15775230
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15775230

>>15775194
>I bet most anubi in the desert homeland are taught dancing as part of a well-rounded education. That belly dancing picture comes to mind.
Dancer Anubis best Dancer.

Just the thought of one doing such an exotic, seductive dance for me...

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>>15775164
Who do you think has the best ab muscles for it? Snek is once again best girl.

>> No.15775253

>>15775217
>>15775230
Hm, now I want to combine the two ideas.
An anubis in an apsara's getup, being taught to dance by an apsara, and they're both hyperlactating. Then the milk is swirling and spiralling around their bodies like fluid ribbons in the air, mixing together until the creamy streams from both their swelling breasts becomes one.

Say, does anyone know if Loen draws lactation? And if he's open for commissions right now?

>> No.15775270

>>15775240
Miia is canon fat though.

>> No.15775279

>>15775270
Pretty sure that Miia's canon heavy, not fat.
Lamias have thin waists but that doesn't mean that weight can't go elsewhere.

>> No.15775281

>>15775164
Talking about dancing, for some time now i can't stop imagining the tiny succubus from OP's pic doing some kind of sugar induced dance or just plainly breakdancing on that guy's shoulder while ganbatteing him.

For some reason it annoys me.

>> No.15775282

Why don't monsters invent a pill to keep them sane during the full moon

>> No.15775288

>>15775270
I don't think it's possible for her to be fat when her entire body from the abs and down is muscle dedicated to controlling and moving her snake half, which probably weighs twice as much as a person by itself.

>> No.15775289

>>15775253
>Say, does anyone know if Loen draws lactation?
He did technically draw lactation for that one Holst pic, even if it was just a single dribble.
>And if he's open for commissions right now?
No clue.

>> No.15775292

>>15775282
Because they don't want to be sane on that night, Anon.

>> No.15775295

>>15775279
>>15775288
She worries about her weight, and is called fat by Rach.

Gym chapter

>> No.15775303

>>15775281
>Hey lil' succubus, you're shakin' it all wrong
>But shakin' it's all I know!
>Sshhh, let me show you how it's done

And then Anon had a harem of mini succubutts all shakin' it.

>> No.15775304

>>15775295
> gym chapter getting its own release
November 12.

>> No.15775312

>>15775303
>You will never gain waifus through your masterful breakdance moves
What is wrong with this world?

>> No.15775313

I don't think monster schools should have a prom because they would end up turning into a fuck mess

>> No.15775318

>>15775295
And Rachnera was trolling her. Not to mention the only size that changed when she got her physical exam was the weight of her tail. And said weight gain has never been mentioned again (as the girls are now able to leave the house and get more physical activity thanks to the gym and independent activity passes).

>> No.15775321

>>15775295
She worries about her weight because:
A: She lives in a human society, with human standards for weight
B: All her clothes usually have to be tailored to fit her, which might give her slight body perception issues
C: She's a fucking girl, Anon. They worry about their weight all the time, even when they're fine.

Also, Rach would say that just because she's the kind to pick on the other girls like that.

>> No.15775331

>>15775313
Most would be willing to wait until after the prom ended I think.

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