/jp/ - Otaku Culture

it's ok

Hey buddy, I think you have the wrong board, /jp/ is two blocks down

It's cool, you can try again anytime.

/jp/? This is /v/, boy. You stepped into the wrong neighborhood.

>spits

Now how 'bout you take off them pants, weeaboo boy?

>>15752600

>>15752603
>Patchouli
How can anyone like an autistic girl?

>>15752598
>/jp/

>>15752604
But she isn't autistic.

>>15752606

>>15752598
Look at this fucking casual.

Was Remilia the best final boss?

>>15752609
Okuu was better. better theme, better spellcards, and hotter body.

>>15752611
>hottter

>>15752610
Fuck off, neurotypical monkey

>>15752600
Fuck bane..

Which game?

>>15752604
They can relate to her.

>>15752612
More hot*
Sorry

>>15752598

>>15752604

Please do not actually visit /jp/

>>15752616

>asthmatic shut-in
>stays inside her house all the time and only come out to solve shit once in a while
>somehow has friends

Actually yeah

>>15752600
Hey CIA-san
Fuck you

If you give up you will never go to Gensokyo in the after life

>>15752610

>>15752620

This man gets it, /v/ would be the worst board if it wasn't for /jp/

>>15752625
I got you

>>15752623

>>15752626
Remember when /jp/ - Japan/General was good?

Reminder that Reimu is a NIGGER.

>>15752623
Shut it oldhag. You're ugly and your theme is shit and overrated

>>15752627
>>15752630

KYS

>>15752626
>random reaction pics all over some random screencaps
Can't you try to mock something without looking ridiculous yourself /v/?

>>15752632
>thinking that was made by /v/

>>15752602
Please don't say that, we don't want /v/ secondaries shitting the /jp/ board. It's better if they can stick to their daily "Touhou" /v/ threads.

>>15752632
that image is preserved /jp/ heritage you fucking dip

>>15752631
Move over obaasan. New Aryan hotness coming through.

>>15752629
Reminder that P2 Reimu > P1 Reimu

>>15752631

>>15752636
sorry, wrong pic

>>15752631
You shouldn't make such a face. It'll only gives you wrinkles

>>15752632
Your new is showing.
You better tell people that you were acting retarded or baiting in order to control the damage.

>>15752639

>>15752642
Fucking commie cunts

>>15752642
fucking commies

>>15752643
>ears
disgusting

Stop

>>15752642

>Being a no good dirty red

I want to kiss /jp/!!

>>15752639
what do her stockings taste like?

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>>15752643
Rising economic superpower.

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>>15752639
Remember that it's a scientific fact that CP posters are faggots

>>15752645
Fuck you

>>15752649
donuts

>>15752628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oVLLYhZFg4

>>15752651
>He can't beat clownpiece
How much time has it been since release anon ?

>>15752651
When the fairy revolution led by Clownpiece happens, all clothing must be in the patriotic colors and symbols of the greatest flag on Earth, the flag of the United States of America.

Man LoLK was a fucking mistake
Worst game
Worst cast
Worst everything

BRING BACK OLD /jp/

>>15752651
Cry more

>>15752658
This is your home now
>>>/jp/15751289

>It's a /v/tards talking about old /jp/ episode.
I know that /v/ loves tripfags and such but believe it or not all other boards hate them. Old /jp/ was basically just people worshiping tripfags.

>>15752657
>Worst cast
>worse than DDC
You have more cute moonrabbits, Seija 2.0, Freddy Kreuger, an insanely strong fairy from Hell, a flying angry Chinese lady with a vendetta against moonpeople and a frog, and the hippest, most fashionable 2hu in the series with THREE bodies (meaning potential 4somes with one person).

Miko (being possessed by a dead jaypee user)

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>>15752639
I want to ejaculate into this clown's cervix over and over again

>>15752661
I don't give a fuck, Suigin and others were the ones that kept newfags at bay

>>15752598
Haha, casual scum

Why havent you beat all paths on loony like me

I don't find 2hu fun.

>>15752664
CP doujinshi by Yassy fucking when?

>>15752668
>No CP doujin by ippongui as well
It hurts. His tewi doujins are fucking god tier

>>15752662
More like
>shitty and forgettable moonrabbits
>One joke sephiroth
>Santa cow
>Literal meme character
>Another forgettable chinese bitch with a forced backstory
>Hot topica

What a fucking disgrace, please kill yourself.

>>15752658 old jaypee retreated to ircs.

>>15752662
Only good thing from LoLK was Kishin, everyone else is bottom tier.
Even if the cast from DDC did not stand out it was a really solid and good cast.

WEEBS
NERDS
VIRGINS

>>15752654
Meido had a hard life.

Does anyone remember the name of that FoTMMO in which you had to adopt a cute daughteru?

>LoLK apologists still exist

>>15752670
DDC had
>random low-level youkai
>random low-level youkai
>random low-level youkai
>literally who instruments
>Seija Kishin AKA greatest hero of Gensokyo
>Shinmyoumaru
>literally who instrument

>Touhou thread made during EU hours
>it's shit

Surprise, surprise.

>>15752667
ください

>>15752672

>Having shit taste

LoLKs cast was strong

>>15752671
I can't leave imageboards, I lurk may now but you can't post without a Japanese IP.

>>15752677
Fuck off spic

>>15752673
PENNILESS SCROOGE!
I almost typed penisless actually,i need to get my breain out of the gutter

>>15752676
>Seija Kishin
Kill yourself

looks like everyone is having fun... (please die)

>>15752672
>weakest character in LoLK's cast
>best
Moonshit get out. Genocide of moonpeople best day of my life.

>>15752684

Reminder that if you play EoSD with a visible hitbox you're a fucking dirty casual

>>15752681
>that image

>>15752687
Reminder that nobody gives a shit and only the vsync patch makes the game easier.

Hey guys

>>15752637
>P2 miko

>>15752684
*Haves fun in an obnoxious manner straight in front of your face*

>>15752688

>>15752676
>random low-level youkai
I.E. the sort of character Gensokyo is supposed to be for. Complaining about low-level youkai starring in a Touhou game is like complaining about Muslim immigrants in Germany.

Also, fuck off. Banki a best.

>>15752661
Like who? What are you talking about?

>>15752685
>The only Touhou not shown viable hurt after a fight.
>Weakest.
Kishin was only testing the heroine, she did not even get touched/hurt during the fight at all as she's the only Touhou not shown to have any dirty/ripped cloth at all.

>>15752693

>>15752681
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>>15752697
Or maybe ZUN just got lazy and didn't draw a hurt picture.
LoLK was really rushed after all

Did Kancolle kill Touhou?

>>15752693

アリスさんはどうしていつもあんなに可愛いんだろう?

>>15752701

fuck off holy fuckig shit

>>15752701
>Kancolle
>relevant
Granblue is the NEW Touhou Killer.

>>15752705

>>15752668
Not soon enough tbqh

>>15752706
www

>>15752703
>>15752706
Translate it weebs

>>15752703
>>15752706
heh

>>15752700
Or maybe she even says in the god damn dialogue she was only testing the heroines.

>>15752710
>"Here's a cute picture of me!"
>"Take a look at this picture of a loser doing something ridiculous lol"
Probably. I don't know a lick of Japanese.

>>15752712
That doesn't mean she didn't get hurt.

>>15752700
Nah, he's done it before with Yuuka.

Aya is the only one to give her a hurt portrait after defeat, nobody else manages.

>>15752715
>Aya is the only one to give her a hurt portrait after defeat, nobody else manages.
I think Medicine did too IIRC

>>15752715
Huh. It wasn't Aya.

I forget who managed.

>>15752716
Who woulda thunk it

But danmaku isn't lethal, how can they get hurt at all?

>>15752710

Marisa: "I was doing something when I was at Alice's house lol"

Alice: "Having tea with a friend today <3"

>>15752695
why is her neck broken

>>15752719
You can be hurt by things that aren't lethal.

>>15752721
>her neck

>>15752708
why

I have only ever beaten eosd.
And by beaten I mean Flan doesn't count.

>>15752722
Yeah, but how can a super God youkai thingy get hurt by the same thing?

>>15752719
>>15752722
also danmaku assumably might be able to be lethal, but it's not allowed under spell card rules

>>15752721
What neck?

>>15752721
>>15752724
It's guro, anon.

>>15752706
How good are those selfie-sticks? Did anyone use them before?

>>15752726
The only character that even claims to be invincible, to my knowledge, is Yukari and she basically says "I can survive anything" rather than "nothing can harm me". Gods aren't absolute in Gensokyo, either.

セックス

>>15752727
Who the fuck makes sure everyone follows these rules?

It makes no sense that every single creature in Gensokyo followed a rule as if it were an instinct or something.

>>15752727
Danmaku is specifically non-lethal as its purpose is to serve as a means to allow for conflicts to be resolved without resorting to violence and thus prevent loss of life (and to give weaker a fighting chance).

>>15752733
Fuck off with this chinese shit this is english imageboard

>>15752734
>Who the fuck makes sure everyone follows these rules?
Well the Moonbitch didn't follow the rules.

>>15752735
How does this work when Youmu or Sakuya for example fights against humans? Hitting Marisa with a knife in the head is quite lethal I would say.

>>15752734
You also have people living literally under a rock in SA who have never heard of them before.

>>15752734
>Who the fuck makes sure everyone follows these rules?
The Hakurei Shrine Maiden

piss her off and she'll stop fucking around

>>15752724
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5120129 here you go my dude

>>15752729
Who's the artist?

>>15752734
You gotta do it, otherwise faith disappears from the puny, pussy human village that they use as a battery to sustain life.

>>15752736
Get used to it if you're going to take interest in something like Touhou you fucking secondary.

>>15752739
She can't even keep an eye on her own shrine, how the fuck is she supposed to make sure that every single thing in Gensokyo is following some silly rules?

>>15752729
>>15752741
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=40275669

>>15752740

How's the progress

>>15752738
>* who should've never heard of them before

>>15752744
Much less effort to beat somebody up instead of guarding something.

>>15752735
>Danmaku is specifically non-lethal
not sure about that

As in, I don't remember reading anything like that, just that the rules of engagement are
>nothing lethal
>declare your spells on a card
>the person who fucks up loses

>>15752744
By being terrifying.

She tolerates the damage to her shrine partly because she's lazy, partly because she doesn't REALLY care. Her number 1 concern is people following rules and Gensokyo being at peace. If you break a rule too hard, rather than just punishing you, she'll kill you.

>>15752743
Suck my cock chink

lol

>>15752684
I had a dream once where Sanae was kicking some monster's ass.
Frankly, I wanted the monster to win

>>15752744
If you break the rules and upset the balance of Gensokyo, Reimu doesn't use the spellcard games and just murders you in cold blood. No holding back.

Zun eating burg

>>15752626
I missed Cosmic Break...

apparently this theme is some sort of musical masterpiece because it uses three different beats which merge into one but I'm not fucking hearing it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBcPxbFyOw8

>>15752738
It's implied that outside of what's shown everyone agrees on the rules.

The games are pretty abstracted representations of reality. For example, most of them don't show how a "true battle" would look since one "player" takes a bunch of hits while the other can only take one.

I love Reisen!

sa girls are the best girls.

>>15752757
Musical composition, beyond the clever trick of how things like Reverse Ideology works (played backward, often sounds the same) is nonsense to me. I think unless you know about this shit yourself you're not going to get it. I say this as someone who played in concert band for my school career and did so well. Composition...just no.

>>15752754
Isn't there someone who's way more powerful than her and can do whatever the fuck it wants to?

>>15752761

> reverse reverse ideology

that sounds nothing like the original song, though

hell, koishi's theme sounds closer to the original backwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpHGyRZkgRs

>>15752762
Nope.

Reimu is broken. At will she can basically say fuck the rules, become invincible, and keep up a barrage until you fall -- unable to hit her.

She may not be the most physically, spiritually, or magically strong, but she's busted so it doesn't really matter.

That said she mostly plays by the rules, so characters like Lunarians can give her a lot of trouble. The rules are in place not actually for her, but for anyone who faces her (among other things). She decided to go forth with implementing the spell card rule so everyone had a fair shot at beating the shrine maiden.

sup nerds

translate this for me

>>15752762
Moonbitch Sisters from Silent Sinner in Blue but they keep to themselves because the Earth is filthy and impure.

They didn't do anything to stop the invasion in LoLK because EXTREMELY IMPURE FAIRIES SPREADING IMPURITY ON OUR PURE MOON OH GOD HELP US.

Seija too, I guess, considering she's a cheating little bitch.

>>15752763
>that sounds nothing like the original song, though
I disagree, but I also didn't say it was exactly the same, just often so.

>>15752765
One and four.

>>15752762
reimu is the stone cold killer

>>15752769
Kosuzu's going to become a youkai and Reimu's going to have to kill her.

>>15752766
>Moonbitch Sisters
This is true and also the reason why they were actually allowed to cheat and not follow the spellcard rules without and consequences

>>15752765
The pleasure of being cummed inside

>>15752771
What would be the consequences? Reimu couldn't do shit.

>>15752773
That's why I said that they could do it without consequences.
Funny how the moonbitches hates everything impure and then blatantly cheats when they agreed to the rules.

>>15752774
The most annoying thing was how they trashed Remilia. Made me drop the manga for a week.

>>15752760
>finally beat Satori and move onto stage 5
>quiet
>too quiet
>okay those will-o-wisps look decently anima--BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM

>sticks boner in your face
kiss it

>>15752775
>Made me drop the weekly manga for a week.
So you didn't actually drop it.

>>15752598
>having trouble with touhou on lunatic
>while most other shmups make it look like a cakewalk
Dodge this, fuccboi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwa6N7jnm2c

Why doesn't Reimu use her status to get free shit from youkai?

>>15752778
I've deleted the chapter from my hard drive.

>>15752777
No

>>15752780
Did you miss the part where she robbed Kogasa?

Burg

>>15752662
Hecatia is so lovely

>>15752783
Yeah but I mean something better.

>>15752779
>while most other shmups make it look like a cakewalk
>post Inbachi

>>15752784
Burg

>>15752668
He did a clownpiece section in a Futanari Wrestling doujin.
Though it is one of his weird ones where I can't tell what the fuck is happening

>>15752697
Yuyuko isn't shown hurt neither

>>15752775

>>15752786
Stole a book from some youkai.

Youkai generally don't have much in the way of possessions.

>>15752779
>talk about harder schmups
>post an easy mode video
Just because it copied Imperishable Night's spellcards and put them on a tiny-ass playing screen doesn't mean it's actually more fun.

Seriously, it's like it couldn't decide on whether it was going to copy Mystia or Kaguya so it tried a little of both.

>>15752792
What do Youkai do besides self-preservation?
Are they the most useless thing on Gensokyo?

Spellcard rules are retarded, ignoring them completely is something Fantasy Kaleidoscope did right.

>>15752794
Kinda.

Gensokyo exists FOR them and they're the ruling class, but they need humans to sustain it.

>>15752774
When did they cheat?

I don't like Touhou

>>15752795
>Actually liking that secondary meme shit.

>>15752799
>being this mad

>>15752797
Have you read Scarlet Sinner in Blue at all?

>>15752800
He doesn't sound mad.

>>15752795

Honestly ZUN trying to make the spellcards a canon thing was just retarded and made no sense.

>tfw you nmnb SA

I don't like Touhou, guys.

Proper Touhou thread when?

>>15752804
Well he tried making them canon from ground 0, essentially, since he was wiping the slate clean with 6, so... What?

>>15752615
Touhou

>>15752804
Yeah, why would you try to apply videogame logic/rules to an actual story?

>>15752784
>>15752788
all the burgs
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nM71Fu076vZQO0Yiq7gvdbh_M6z89Csrxq4dkwr0fZs/edit#gid=0

>>15752807
Just wait till EU hour is over and they go to sleep.

GUYS, LISTEN.
I. Don't. Like. Touhou.

KASEN

>>15752814
Please delete this, that's too lewd.

>>15752812
>implying I ever sleep
Prepare to get shitposted kiddo

>>15752661
Hell yeah.

>>15752811

why is stage 4 ten times harder than stage 3?

>>15752814

IMPREGNATE

>>15752818
Delete this

>>15752819
Because you picked Hag instead of Ayaya

>>15752821

>>15752820
What are those snacks called?

sanae is used goods.

>>15752825

dango

Who's the sexiest girl in STD's?

>>15752825
dango

>>15752828
>STD's
Gross

>>15752828

>>15752598
It's fine buddy, it took about a year to 1cc EoSD on Lunatic.

W-What

we /jp/ now

It's my birthday today, /jp/.

Hello jaypee!

>>15752836
happy birthday!

>>15752840
Hey.

>>15752634

>>15752665

What do we talk about now?

>>15752634
shitting in an ocean of shit

>>15752620
its too late

>>15752857
Idols and JAV.
That's what modern /jp/ always talks about.