/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15712408
I'm saving it for my waifu.

Only cute moon rabbits can have my virginity!

>>15712491
Sanae will breed like a rabbit for you, and, um, send you the moon (sexually)!

>>15712491
Dude, they got genocidered by CP. Moonsluts are extinct in the wild.

>>15712408
>'ginity

This should not be a thing, it sounds too fucking weird

>>15712408
she's about a score of years too late for me though.

sanae is into small boys

She can fuck off. My virginity is my only friend, how could I let my only friend leave me like that?

>>15712408
But what if I'm impure? Do I at least get a consolation handjob?

>DTF
>/ginity
I had no idea /jp/ was so hip.

>>15712758
This is modern /jp/. Please try to stay "with it", especially around popular girls like Sanae

>>15712746
Sanae does not like filthy unvirgins like you!

>巫女
>shrine maiden
>maiden
>therefore, virgin

>>15715481
She is not a shrine maiden.

She is like a demi god. That means she can be a huge slut if she want to.

>>15715956
She replenishes her virgin status by stealing yours!

>>15712408
She's more than welcome to try and take it. In fact, I'd like her to try just so I can see her reaction when she learns that I don't have a functioning dick.

>>15715481
Funnily, Sanae is a wind priestess (風祝), not a miko.

>>15716016
Bring me the blonde loli and we have a deal.

Sanae has TWO threads!

>>15716020
You might be joking but that's actually the case with me, combo of phimosis and coming pretty fast. Good thing I'm also ugly and shy so I don't attract girls anyway so I'll never have to face that moment of shame.

>>15715956
>>15716065
But she works at a shrine, and is a maiden.

whats in it for me

!

>>15715956
Nice fanon.

>>15716408
How can she be a maiden if she's always defiled with cocks and cum everyday?

What will she do after she's taken it

>>15716443
You're in the fanon thread, faggot

>>15716495
It's certainly not good fanon~

>>15716422
I Usually prefer what I consider Honorable, Good hearted, and respectful girls like Nitori, Okuu, and Mamizou but something about this slut makes my dick take over and say throw it all away for the best fuck of your life. Her power level is off the fucking charts!!! Nitori save me from this mega-slut!!!

>>15716484
She doesn't do that, because she is a maiden. QED.

>>15716530
Fuck off

>>15716564
Cute retorts. Keep 'em coming!

>>15716558
2hus are for sex, anon.
You will definitely fuck all of them.

There is nothing wrong with fucking the 2hus.

>>15716580
Nitori is pure Sanae a slut. I wan't to fuck Nitori but Sanae makes me want to abandon Nitori not for her being better then Nitori in any but because the one thing she most likely is better at is Sucking a Golf ball through a straw and fucking for years on end. The temptation alone is making me question if she is a Succubus not a shrine maiden!

>>15716560
Maiden of sexual pleasure, she must have satisfied a lot of dicks

I want to pray on her shrine to get my penis blessed with her miracle pussy!

>>15716596
She is a succubus posing as shrine maiden
Literally a semen demon

>>15716603
How have the gods not stopped her?

>>15716610
She banged them too.

How up to date do you think her slang is? Do you reckon she buys teen fashion mags from the outside when she can?

>>15716620

Miko Yuuka uses the term "whip, gat, dog, 5 O and epic on a regular basis.

>>15716610
They are all sex-craving sluts as well

How good is Sanae at striptease? Does she perform it on her shrine during big party?
She'll certainly do it when asked personally, though
That's why her shrine has a lot of visitors

>>15716666

Sanae is good at stretch stretch.

>>15716564
Fuck on!

I'd be definitely scared if the resident goddess came and asked me to fuck her, my penis would probably go limp from fear and anxiety!
That would probably happen even if she was just a regular girl though

>>15716687
fuck, Now my dick is asking for a doujin where an orc destroy Sanae's pussy in that pose.

>>15716530
Tell that to those who spend their life drawing oceans of Sanae porn

>>15716850
Same could be said about a lot of artists for a lot of 2hus. Sanae being lewd is just a lot more pronounced.

>>15716706
Please fuck me Sanae

>>15717043
Sanae being lewd is natural

She is born with affinity to cocks

>>15716850
Why is Alice so mean to Patchy?

>>15717174
Because she sucks!

>>15717121

>>15717043
(larger image)

Unprotected vaginal sex with Sanae!

>>15717221
ty (it's a brilliant image)

>>15717226
I hope you have a Pixiv account and use it.

>>15717231
I was posting from my phone at the time.

>>15717195
How can she do that, wander around with her chest out?

>>15717272

It is better than having her clothes ripped off every day.

>>15717224
Whoa dude, You really like do extreme sports!

>>15717290
Is paizuri an extreme sport?

>>15716558
>Honorable, Good hearted, and respectful girls
>Like Nitori and Mamizou

Ahahaha

>>15716831
But then she can never get married!

>>15712502
Perfect. That's all I ever wanted to make my life complete

>>15717224
But what if she gets pregnant?! How will she satisfy the other visitors?

Too big.

>>15718266
She can always marry a loser, goods-used eater like /jp/

>not a single sanae's 10 desires

>>15719952
Dumb as hell meme.

But what if Yukari gets to it first???

>>15720170
Not even Youcari can beat Sanae in a slut battle.

Sanae is trying to turn you on! She loves when her body causes your cute penis to swell up! She thinks it's adorable and sexy!

>>15721690
Don't call my penis cute!!
It's RUGGED and MASCULINE

>>15721694
Call it whatever, it doesn't matter! Sanae needs it inside of her!

Sanae's cute smelly feet!

But virginity and I have courted each other for almost 30 years. What kind of girl would want to tear apart that kind of relationship?

>>15721841
Sanae knows how much, deep down inside, you want to lose it!

The thought of you being a virgin makes Sanae cry! She wants you to experience a vagina so much!

>>15721926
>She wants you to experience a vagina so much!
T-Thank you Sanae!!
She truly cares about me and my needs!

>>15721979
Sanae is truly an angel! An angel of mercy, lending her vagina to frustrated incel men!

>>15717282
That's a cute Tenshi

>>15721926

What if I'm gay?

>>15717282
They look so soft...

>>15718104
Like horse-racing, Paizuri is a sport of kings!

>>15719952
What are Sanae's 10 desires?

>>15723291
She'll force your dick inside and rape you for two weeks until you lose your mind and can't live without her vagina.

When, suddenly--

Sanae, no! I spent a lot of time cultivating that!

I want Sanae to gargle with my thick, fetid semen.

"Unf Unf. I'm going to cum inside you, Sanae-chan!!!"
I said as I poured my seed into her.

"Oh sure go ahead. It's not like you worthless neet sperm can get me pregnant or something" She said as she keep watching TV while I fucked her


At a molecular level, my spermatozoa was working at getting through the corona radiata in her Oocyte.
"If you work, you lose", "I'm not a slave to the biological machine", "Why is life so difficult? I haven't even been born and I'm behind the race"
"The DNA I carry is worthless and rotten, life would be better if I just died."
They said.

Eventually my sperm committed mass suicide inside her womb, because it was easier than being born and go on living.

Waking up in the middle of the night to Sanae under YOUR sheets, sucking YOUR d*ck! And you're about to cum, too late to stop her now! She's going to get every last drop of your filthy backed-up virgin semen and SWALLOW it!

>>15731281
No choice then, I'll mating press her mouth.

I wish I was Sanae so that I could steal /jp/'s virginity and making him addicted to my pussy.

>>15716716

Sanae's not a regular girl, she knows how to pop cherries. You won't go soft until after it's over.

>>15716716
You've got a negative attitude

Kanako is angry that Sanae is giving away something that she could be charging for!

>>15732517

Breast exam from the snek!

>>15731232
Hnng

I'm sad that /jp/ has yet to fully appreciate Sanae's sluttiness and her lewd body.

/jp/ should show more appreciation towards 2hu lewds!

are there any vanilla doujins of Sanae? is such a thing possible?

>>15715956
>implying shrine maidens are truly pure irl

Nigger...them Fudo shrine girls are wild as fuck.

I would like to keep Sanae nice and horny! I would play dumb to her advances, until she breaks down and finally begs me to fill her with my warm, greasy, gooey cum! That she wants my throbbing wiener crammed up her sticky hole!

>>15737157
Why ia Sanae so easy to lewd?

She must be happy if I violate her butthole with my dick.

>>15716422

I like Sanae now.

>>15717272

She is old enough to make her own decisions, anon! Let her expose her chest and pointy teeth if she wants to.

Take it, Sanae!
You can have it how many times you want! I'm all yours for you to enjoy, a personal toy if you will. I only ask one thing, when I'm in your deepest get close to me embrace me and whisper in my ears that you "love me" you don't have to mean it just say it.

>>15716209
13 years of fapping w/o lube has fixed that for me. These days jackin it is less a pleasure and more like a boxing match between my hand and my dick

>>15712408
DTF?

>>15753664

It means that she wants to assault your dick.

>>15753664
Down To Fuck. Please stay abreast of all the hip teen slang.

I want Sanae to drink my seed!

I would give aids to Sanae-

>>15755954
Abreast?

I like slutty girls.

I want to play a non-sexual game of monopoly or some other board game with sanae

>>15771188
But what if she starts hitting on you, dude?

I want the vampire loli to suck out my blood. Nothing sexual just a bite to the nape of the neck. I'll let her decide if she kills me or just takes enough to make me fade into unconsciousness in her embrace.

>>15771198
que sera sera

I like to imagine that Sanae is so far out of touch now that even though she's attractive, none of the men want any of that. She's weird, says outsider things that make no sense, seems crazy, and doesn't really know how to socialize with people. Not to mention she has two powerhouses constantly watching over and protecting her. Only Reimu and Marisa seems to be able to tolerate her out of pity. Those that go to the Moriya Shrine hope to not have to deal with her but meeting withKanako and Suwako outweigh that negative effect so the shrine has some popularity.

"She's cute but I don't want to deal with that mess. It would never be worth it" - Every male in Gensokyo

>>15771552
Your post made me think again of just how weird Sanae is, like how she thought Nue was an Alien instead of a Youkai.

>>15771552
Oh hush, she's not that weird.

Where did this Sanae is a slut meme come from?

Does she have an absurd about of prostitute / gangbang doujins or something?

Sorry for being new

>>15772099
She is a girl from the outside world. All outside world girls are obviously sluts.

>>15772099
The reason why the meme erupted was due to the following:

1. Sanae's prominence in games after MoF: she just kept reappearing and reappearing, being the Extra midboss in SA and then becoming playable in UFO and TD thereafter. Sakuya fans were supper butthurt and others just simply mocked Sanae for appearing so much in the games. She took the title of 'ZUN's girlfriend' away from Aya and was called a slut who basically can't get enough of anything. Aya took the title back due to it being more popular with her, but Sanae being lascivious became popular in the west and east.

2. Sanae commonly portrayed with having a curvaceous figure and large breasts.

3. She's canonically an airhead, and this with conjunction with #2 creates a lot of potential for Sanae to be taken advantage of. Hence the surge of many, many, many hentai doujins.

4. I guess the fact she also is a target for schoolgirl fetishes also applies.

Combine all that together and you get the stupid slut meme.

Sanae's sweaty feet! Sanae leaving her footprints of sweat on your floor!

>>15779756
I love jp's sexy cuteposting so much
Please don't go away

I want to rape Sanae's breasts. I would rip her clothes and expose those fat tits, then creampie her cleavage, leave her crying in a dark alley with her breasts showered with a stranger's semen on them.

>35,000 円

I dont want to fuck Jerome's used onahole bitch sorry

>>15789551
that's like 20 bucks in real money

>>15788386
> leave her crying in a dark alley
Where talking about Sanae, dude.

You're the only who will end crying

>>15788386
>rape
>crying

Sanae would probably laugh at you struggling to tear her clothes with your weak NEET frame, your tiny dick being completely buried in her big boobies, your inexperienced thrusting, and your rapib yet pitiful load, then she'd tell you if that's all you got. She wants a real man to go all out on her titpussy and fill it up with smelly cum for her to lick up, and that's not you, dude.

>>15794291
but I'm 85kg and can do 15 chin ups in a row!

>>15716831
Does such a doujin exist? ?
I'd love to check it out, too..

I've fapped only once to a 2hu before, and it was Patchy in a super lewd bikini.
Now y'all mother fuckers might break my no-Touhou-fap steak.
I feel conflicted.

>>15794214
>>15794291
Rape victim Sanae is so much better than slutty Sanae. Don't even try to deny it.

>>15712408
The only 2hu that can take away my virginity is Yukarin

>>15795356
The damn hag will eat you if you do anything with her! Sanae is a better choice.

I'm gonna cum inside Sanae and not take responsibility!

>>15796462
Oh, she'll "eat you" alright...

>>15794291
I want this. I want Sanae to make fun of me for being a virgin as I try to have sex with her.

>>15796645
Figuratively, /then/ literally.

>>15795318
nah. Sanae was made to be slutty

>>15801081
No, all 2hus are made to be slutty.

https://exhentai.org/g/836406/0d448f9968/

This is my favorite Sanae doujin!

>>15801422
the one when she is raped by a wasp is far better.

>>15772099
one piece of shit shopped a G into a T, then spammed the doujin page on every board for a fucking year until it stuck here

>>15801422
That one's pretty good, but the stuff that happens with Reimu and both at once is better than what Sanae alone gets, so it's definitely not the best Sanae doujin.

>>15712408
I have nothing of value to lose in that regard.

Does enjoying this thread mean I have a mental illness?

>>15806492
Yes.

>>15806492

>>15806492
you're on /jp/, you had one before you got to this thread

>>15731281
>Waking up in the middle of the night to Sanae under YOUR sheets, sucking YOUR d*ck!

hmm..? This odd censoring is.. Oh, you must be refering to my duck, perhaps? She is quite fond of my duck? Yeah, my duck does sleep under MY sheets. Especially in the winter when it's cold.

......... Why would Sanae want to suck my duck?? That's just.. fucked. Sanae has a oral fixation for birds! BIRDS! The hell??! If my sheets should ever suddenly stir, I shall protect my feathered friend from her!

Holy shit...