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All Lilims just want you to love them and hug them while giving them head pats. So you could either give up willingly and give them what they want or be raped until you do it.

Previous thread: >>15677052

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>> No.15693465

First for Kobolds are really cute!

>> No.15693467 [DELETED] 
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chaos butts drive me nuts.

>> No.15693469

I'm going to make my dragon waifu pregnant.

>> No.15693470

How long until we get the profiles and clear images of the new girls.

>> No.15693473

>>15693459
Warosu is ded like usual?

>> No.15693477 [DELETED] 

>>15693473
No, the thread just got deleted instead of archived.

>> No.15693479 [DELETED] 

>>15693473
Mod deleted it. Another one we won't be able to read.

>> No.15693480 [DELETED] 

>>15693477
For fuck's sake. And it was going so well too. We've already told him to not delete threads.

>All those new profiles deleted
>All that discussion and talk gone

>> No.15693481

>>15693370
So a bit of a loner, but helpful and encouragable?
I think I have an idea ofher character now.
Seems like only her BDSM fetish would really rub Lani the wrong way, for the most part.

Thanks.

I don't know if Mari answered my last question or not...

>> No.15693482 [DELETED] 

>>15693479
Why was it even deleted?

>> No.15693488

>>15693459
Reminder that anything in this thread could potentially have a chance to reach KC

KC could be shitposting with us this very instant while pretending he doesn't know english

>> No.15693489 [DELETED] 

>>15693473
>>15693479
>First important thread in ages with tons of new stuff
>Mod forgets the archive option exists
Son of a bitch.

>> No.15693492 [DELETED] 

>>15693482
Don't know. I won't complain though, last time I did I got banned for it.

>> No.15693495 [DELETED] 

Just getting this out of the way.

New profiles
http://imgur.com/a/6iMYT

Bonus art
http://imgur.com/a/nqe09

lets hope this one makes it to archive.

>> No.15693496 [DELETED] 

>>15693488
Good. We should all tell him to set MGE2 in space.
Everything's better in space.

>>15693489
>Implying they forgot

>> No.15693500

>>15693459
I was just about to make a thread, and why use a WIP as an OP image?

>> No.15693503
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>>15693495
Do you have MGE game book pics?
I only saved a few of them

>> No.15693505
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>>15693314
Most men in monster towns are already claimed anyway, so that wouldn't happen.

Though I don't really get the obsession with being the "first" one to have sex with a sex demon. The fact that she decides to only do it with you and enjoys it most with you ought to be enough.

As for pleasure comparisons, not only does the mana/penis of a man a monster loves feel better than any other sex or pleasure, they are physically incapable of getting sexual pleasure from any other men and the mana of other men tastes awful. KC really goes out of his way to ease male egos when it comes to sex a monster girl has had in the past, so the fact people still get upset over it is rather surprising to me.

Also posting griffon because she is awesome.

>> No.15693507

>>15693467
More thick Shoggoths when?

>> No.15693508

>>15693495
I don't want to wait a month for them. Fuck.

>> No.15693510 [DELETED] 

>>15693492
This post sums things up so well it's sad.
When will these threads finally stop getting bullied?

>>15693500
The raspberry skin is quite nice, though.

>> No.15693513

Reminder that Virgins can defeat any monster girl.

>> No.15693517

>>15693480
>>15693479
>>/jp/thread/15677052
Why are you talking like archives don't exist?

>> No.15693518 [DELETED] 

>>15693503
Sorry man, I only cherry picked a few of my favorites.

>>15693507
Im going to get more Shog commished relatively soon.

>> No.15693519

>>15693505
And as one can tell from the above post I linked to a post from the previous thread before I realized it was deleted. As such I still have said thread open in a window on my browser. I can find and repost stuff from it if anyone wants.

>> No.15693522
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Now then. For my crappy art
Here's a Shoggoth.

>> No.15693523

>>15693505
>Though I don't really get the obsession with being the "first" one to have sex with a sex demon
You're having the same mistake people who were defending gangbangs in the other thread did.

It's not about her being used goods, it's about so much of a slut she fucks more than one man at the same time. Would you be fine if you discovered your wife had 20 dicks inside her, all in one night?

Let's drop this anyway, I never continue these discussions in new threads.

>> No.15693526 [DELETED] 

>>15693517
Because Warosu's not reliable, and even then we can't link replies to the previous thread.
There's literally no justification in what they just did deleting that thread.

>> No.15693527
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>>15693513
What about the virgin seekers, unicorns?

>> No.15693529

>>15693522
What are those smiling doodoos?

>> No.15693530

>>15693522
Are those smalls trash Shoggs?

Can you draw more dragons pretty please?

>> No.15693532 [DELETED] 

I got temp blocked for something when the previous thread was deleted, probably for my post telling people to conserve images.

Draw your own conclusions of that fact.

>> No.15693537

>>15693513
>Monstergirls trying to bait the most valuable men for them

>> No.15693539
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15693539

> Ctrl+F
> Dark Elf
0 Results

>> No.15693540

>>15693523
>It's not about her being used goods, it's about so much of a slut she fucks more than one man at the same time. Would you be fine if you discovered your wife had 20 dicks inside her, all in one night?
I don't get it
What's the difference? Whether she had 20 dicks in one night or a week, she is a slut and used goods and you will #21+ or whatever

>> No.15693543 [DELETED] 

>>15693522
Cute shog, but those other things unnerve me.

>> No.15693547 [DELETED] 

>>15693530
>Trashbag shogs

I bet she summons them as minions from her home dimension so they can eat up any grime and garbage. Neat idea.

>>15693532
I want the old janitor back. Nothing but misery's come from this new guy.

>> No.15693549

>>15693539
The thread literally just started anon.
And that's a Drow, not a Dark Elf.

>> No.15693550

>>15693539
That is not an attractive face.

>> No.15693551 [DELETED] 

>>15693526
Aside from the same furious shitposting that got a mod to post in the first place and everybody in this situation.

Take the hint, just make the new threads.

>> No.15693552

>>15693539
If you're going to post a Dark Elf, don't post ugly western sluts.

>> No.15693555

>>15693495
Gremlin a cute.

In a modern setting they would probably make gaming rigs for all the nerds who aren't confident in making their own or act as bike mechanics.

>> No.15693556 [DELETED] 

>>15693549
Are charcoal elves taboo here?

>> No.15693557

>>15693481
More or less, yeah. As for the BDSM thing, think of her like a Fetish Club owner (ex: Lady Heather from CSI). She doesn't force it on anyone but is extremely happy to teach.

>> No.15693560

>>15693540
>What's the difference?
http://i.imgur.com/jFEZ7Wj.jpg

>> No.15693563
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>>15693522
And more MGCN. I don't think the Rance one I drew should be here though, even if it does have a Wurm.

>> No.15693565

>>15693556
No, not really.
All elves are pretty olev. Even those haughty High Elves.

>> No.15693566 [DELETED] 

>>15693551
If a mod gives the go-ahead to make threads shittier, doesn't mean one should.

>> No.15693568

>>15693539
Is this bait?

>> No.15693569

>>15693563
You have a Wurm, you post her.

>> No.15693570

>>15693527
Nope.
Virgins can defeat anything. Even the Delay for HL3

>> No.15693571

>>15693549
Ach it's basically the same thing.

>> No.15693575

>>15693568
No. MG needs more dark elf related stuff.

>> No.15693576

>>15693570
I'm a virgin and I don't have HL3. Checkmate, atheist!

>> No.15693579

>>15693575
Don't post ugly shit.

>> No.15693580

>>15693563
What did that Ryu do?

>> No.15693584

>>15693563
The poor thing is going to become a big, fat, lonely Ryu like that one from latenight, isn't she?

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>>15693565
guess I'll post this then. Its better than whatever that >>15693539 is.

>> No.15693591

>>15693586
Nah you have to be baiting. You can't be this new.

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>>15693586
Fine taste.

>> No.15693602

>>15693557
So she's imformitive then?

Now to work on whether Lani teased Illassa, got an inspirational speech about how her flat chest mighy get bigger, or etc.
I think her relation with Druella should be:
>"Thanks for taking over that one place, jerk. Not like I wanted to see the sights and eat the local food before that happened."

>>15693529
>>15693530
Those are mini Shogs. All mini slimes I draw look like Hershey's Kisses.

>> No.15693604 [DELETED] 

>>15693591
remind me again when exactly it was against thread policy to post elves?

>>15693593
Dude, we both know that image is just crap.

>> No.15693605

>>15693591
I'm not a wow person, so I don't know why it could be bait.
These aren't those horrid futa elves people love to draw from that one server, are they?

>> No.15693607

>>15693586
>>15693593
Jesus christ that's hideous.

>> No.15693609 [DELETED] 

>>15693566
How making new threads after pic limit is making threads shittier? If anything the whole "I'm gonna make a new thread" "omg kys newfag. We have to keep our THREAD POSTING STANDARDS" (sounds familiar?) is the real shit

>> No.15693610

>drow
This completely off topic. The only reason elves are even talked about here is that they're included in MGE.

>> No.15693612

>>15693604
>>15693605
If you're going to post western shit, at least post something that doesn't hurt the eyes to see.

>> No.15693615

>>15693610
You don't get to dictate that.

>> No.15693621

>>15693610
It's probably some retard from /tg/.

>> No.15693622
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>>15693604
It's not against thread policy to post elves, it's just that you're posting the ugliest Elves possible.

>> No.15693623

>Last thread deleted all of a sudden
>New thread immediately gets shit up

>> No.15693626 [DELETED] 

>>15693609
Look at the Warosu archive of the last thread to see all the reasons why.

>> No.15693627

>>15693623
Anon you're being paranoid

Heh

>> No.15693632 [DELETED] 

>>15693609
Look at how this thread started out anon.

>> No.15693635

>>15693610
>The only reason elves are even talked about here is that they're included in MGE
You know what else is part of MGE? Cu-Sith.

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>>15693580
May have hired a shady person or 30.

>>15693569
Fine.

>> No.15693643

>>15693470
Never Tim.

>> No.15693648

>>15693643
Don't say that to me, I need it.

>> No.15693649

>>15693643
Never lucky

CY@

>> No.15693655

>>15693641
Gonna ride that Ryu like a Yoshi.
Can you draw an Anon being abused by a yandere Kiki as she brands the words "You are temporarily blocked" onto his ass?
Also, who's that girl with the net. Can't tell if she's some cosplay monstergirl or not.

>> No.15693657

>>15693481
Thread was deleted before I could reply.
If you were the one that asked what numbered daughter she was, she's the 10th daughter of the demon lord.

As for the pranks I'd say harmless stuff like occasionally steping into her room all of a sudden with guests and them getting an eye full of her stuff and what she looks like during her personal time.

Surprise and shock would be the reaction?

Besides that, there's no ill will between them, every lilim has something about them that makes them cute.

As for what the cat would do, I'm not sure about tripping and stealing food though.

>> No.15693658

>>15693643
No but seriously, if we have people who talks with KC or can write japanese, why not ask him? I woud like to know when we will be able to see the revelant content of the thread.

>> No.15693659 [DELETED] 

>>15693623
>mysterious "anonymous" appears, starts angrily defending making new threads and tells people to "take the hint"

>> No.15693661 [DELETED] 
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You all can keep bitching about thread quality, or you can post and discuss some content.

>> No.15693668 [DELETED] 

>>15693612
Yeah, the faces look like 60% botox and 40% plastic.

>>15693659
Just like old times. What's it been, almost exactly two years before the last "anonymous" member of moderation tried to shit up /mgt/?

>>15693661
I hope you didn't make that recolour, because the blatant Fill Colour tool use is really bad.

>> No.15693670

>>15693470
Give it a week or two for someone to sacrifice their book so we can have decent scans.

A month for KC to start posting the profiles online.

>> No.15693672 [DELETED] 

>>15693659
It's all just a coincidence I'm sure.

>> No.15693675

>>15693661
>EMG
Meh, I would rather bitch about posting standards

>> No.15693677

>>15693658

KC is probably busy at the moment. Dude's in damage control mode cause MGE2 apparently had a bunch of spelling errors in it.

>> No.15693679

>>15693522
Cute Shog, would be perfect if you added depth to all her eyes for extra spookiness

>>15693563
Those babies in broken eggs and news will never fail to make me smile

You should make your favorite out of the new girls next

>> No.15693681

>>15693661
Those ugly western Elves posted earlier didn't help.

>> No.15693685

>>15693622
Big tittied elf milkmaids are the best.

>> No.15693686

>>15693670
>A month for KC to start posting the profiles online
>A month
Shit man.

>> No.15693693 [DELETED] 

>>15693681
Is it the western art you hate? (completely understandable)

or is it the actual elves you find ugly? charcoal skin and such.

>> No.15693694

>>15693686
>Month till he starts posting profiles
>MGR are too scared of doing anything until he posts them himself
Fuck.

>> No.15693697

>>15693518
>Im going to get more Shog commished relatively soon.
Niiice. Are you able to detail the ideas you have?

>> No.15693699

>>15693657
Is Mari pranking, or the one being pranked?
Either way, I think the lack of ill will would make most pranks less evil, outside of muttering old tales of Lilim X and how she did embarrassing thing Q.
>10
I see. I wanted to make Lani the 15 if I could, so I wanted to know which one would be older or younger.
Would Mari be a good big sis?

Cats all universally love tripping people. Stealing food is also common.
Is her cat matter mostly wacky, judging from its faces? If so, it would probably be into funruns where it dashes around the place at absurd speeds and crash into things.
Trust me, I know how these evil little puffballs tick.

>> No.15693701

>>15693675
Ah, it's not all bad. You've got MON, Miia, Suu, and all the other extraspecies who only appear in the cards at the ends of the anime episodes. Then all of the girls from the game.
It's just like MGE, EMG's pretty good if you ignore the low quality of the story, and a few other small aspects.

>>15693679
What's that technique you can use to make eggshells really hard and durable? Lacquer? Egg-bearing mothers would probably do that to their childrens' eggs after hatching.

>> No.15693703

>>15693693
Charcoal skin is fine, but garbage art like >>15693593 , >>15693586 , >>15693539 isn't.

>> No.15693704
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>>15693685
Are they? What about cow maids?

>> No.15693705

>>15693679
Already have.
Dark Mage, followed by Griffon and Draco Lich.

>> No.15693711

>>15693701
>It's just like MGE, EMG's pretty good if you ignore the low quality of the story, and a few other small aspects
EMG girls are fine by me, but the setting is much, much worse than KC's.

Not that guy.

>> No.15693713

>>15693701
>MON
A stinky "zombie" filled with toxic material, an ugly mono eye and a bitch. Tio's the only good one.

>> No.15693716

>>15693704
Cow maids need to be little shortstacks that greet you with cheerful hellos and curtsies when you return home from work.
right before the lot of them surround you and give you a hug.

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>>15693693
Nobody has a problem with dark elves, they get a lot of love here. It's the western art.

>> No.15693723

>>15693576
Do you live in monster girl world? Checkmate Lilimist

>> No.15693724

>>15693699
She'd be the youngest of the fanon lilims then.

>> No.15693725

>>15693701
Suu is one of the biggests shits though. Rapestick "humour" that gets repeated literally every chapter
>other extraspecies who only appear in the cards at the ends
Meh, I think it's mostly shit or boring. Not a fan of crab's art at all

>> No.15693726 [DELETED] 

>>15693697
I'll probably go for a front side Shog daki, with eye-covered lingerie theme.

Or a shog decked out in the Demons cultural outfit.

Honestly, im not a creative guy. I'll take suggestions.

>> No.15693730
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15693730

Want to molest those antlers...gonna molest those antlers!

>> No.15693733

>>15693730
Not if I do it first!

>> No.15693736

>>15693701
>Suu
Suu is shit.

>> No.15693737

>>15693730
Please don't molest the -taur onee-san

>> No.15693740

>>15693711
The setting's less hugboxy, with no corruption, and takes place in a much less fantastical world.
Then there's also the whole males thing for some species, which I can agree with you on. And some of the mating habits of certain species.
Otherwise, it's not that bad.

>>15693713
Cute gun-loving tomboy who can't be killed, with a body perfect for amputee fetishes, lovely meek monoeye with an enchanting gaze, and a potential eldritch entity who can be anything you want her to be.

>> No.15693741

>>15693701
Suu is cute but Okayado made her shit when interacting with other girls.

>muh yuri rape
She also gives an excuse to yurifags to post about their shit.

>> No.15693742

>>15693726
>Honestly, im not a creative guy. I'll take suggestions.
Shoggoth imitating a Holstaur.
Shoggoth milkmaid.

>> No.15693743
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I wonder an Automaton that was constructed in an undead kingdom would be made look similar to a Will o' wisp.

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>>15693733
You're not manly enough to molest those antlers like I am.

And you're definitely not manly enough to ring that little bell.

>> No.15693748

>>15693730
That fur, hair and clothes. She looks so huggable and comfy.
I feel like I would get lost in her eyes if I stared at them for too long, like I was starring at northern lights or something.

>> No.15693751

>>15693740
In EMG there are tons of monsterboys, you can get hurt or even killed by monstergirls, you can't match their lifespan, you can't live with some species, and there's NTRshit.

Saying is not bad is an offense.

>> No.15693753

>>15693743
>MGE Automaton profile comes out
>Nier Automata has three automaton protagonists in it

Robot uprising soon.

>> No.15693754

>>15693740
>with a body perfect for amputee fetishes
That's not a positive.

>> No.15693756

>>15693716
There's a certain doujin about a shortstack holstaur and her husband. You should look it.

>> No.15693758

>>15693724
She'd be the youngest either way, what with being the newest. Should she be older?

Also, her favorite ice cream, in response to Illassa's, is vanilla.

>> No.15693759

>>15693754
Maybe not to you, weenie.

>> No.15693760

For some reason I'm imagining a White Horn going shopping with her Yeti friend and offering to carry everything, not knowing just how much the Yeti was planning on getting and struggling under the weight.

She looks like weakest of the centaur types physically.

>> No.15693762

>>15693740
>with a body perfect for amputee fetishes
Yeah let's attract gurofags too.

>> No.15693765

>>15693743
Undead Kingdom Automatons are probably decked out in BB Hunter-esque attire and armor. I'm also willing to bet that some are powered by a human or monstergirls soul.

>> No.15693767

>>15693748
>Northern Lights
Watch her be a cause of auroras somehow.

Even if not I love her design

>> No.15693768

>>15693762
Guro is banned on 4chan, but limbless fetish threads exist just fine. So that's a lie you told if ever I read one.

>> No.15693769

>>15693765
>Automatons ready to hunt chaos monsters

>> No.15693773 [DELETED] 

>>15693742
hmmm, not bad.

>> No.15693775

>>15693762
if theres one thing I didnt want today, its uziga flashbacks

>> No.15693777

>>15693769
Chaos Monsters are chill as fuck.

>> No.15693779

>>15693769
But Ing-Shoggoth can possess machines too.

>> No.15693781 [DELETED] 

>>15693769
Why though? DL monsters are way worse.

>> No.15693782

>>15693758
>Vanilla
Neeeeeerrrrrrddddd

>> No.15693784

>>15693781
Then maybe they will try to destroy all monsters in order to get the boys for themselves.

>> No.15693785

>>15693769
Chaos MGs are awesome though, aside from the TF shit that most of them do.

>> No.15693787

>>15693704
I wonder...could Holstaur Milk be used as a nutritional stop-gap in place of Semen, for young, growing Succubi?

>> No.15693789

>>15693781
DL monsters don't turn you into monstershit.

>> No.15693790

>>15693751
I can think of orcs and centaurs. What else?
The whole hurt and killed is pretty much just a shitty fallback Crab uses to force comedy. That's why I dislike it, but it's not really an issue if you were actually in that world.
And what about not matching their lifespan? So, just like how life normally works. What's wrong with that?
Only species I can't see myself being able to deal with is the toxic slime. All the rest are pretty fine.
And the only NTRshit I can remember is with Cathyl, who's a bitch anyway. I'd much rather an EMG Holstaurus or Pan. Those are some nice girls.

>> No.15693792 [DELETED] 

>>15693743
I want to hug that robot.

>> No.15693794

>>15693782
Thought about vanilla-chocolate swirl, or even blueberry, but I think vanilla works for her.
Wocks prefer v-c swirl anyway.

>> No.15693796 [DELETED] 

Im having trouble finding anything that says Wendigos are chaos faction.

I dont think they are. I think there are just a standalone monster.

>> No.15693797

So what game is that pic with the fan lilim from?

>> No.15693798

>>15693555
Can I return my PC if I find out about the Gremlin's 'special surprise'

>> No.15693801

>>15693796
They're a mixture of Ithaqua and Native American mythology.

>> No.15693802 [DELETED] 

>>15693789
you're right, they turn you into slaves.

>> No.15693803

>>15693798
But the special surprise was a folder of naked photos of her.

>> No.15693805

>>15693743
>you will never have a kuudere MG bodyguard squad comprising of an Automaton, Lich, Mantis, and a Wurm that tries to act serious but always giggles at the worst times

>> No.15693807

>>15693796
We've been over this anon.

Would someone please post KC's Enty notes on Wendigo, so as to enlighten this ignorant anon?

>> No.15693808

>>15693796
They are a standalone monster in the profile; they have eldritch roots in their origin.

>> No.15693809 [DELETED] 

>>15693801
well yeah, we know that, but why do people call them a chaos monstergirl?

>> No.15693810

>>15693790
>I can think of orcs and centaurs. What else?
As if only those two weren't bad enough. There're also mermen and male oni if I remember correctly.

>And what about not matching their lifespan? So, just like how life normally works. What's wrong with that?
If I wanted 2D to be as shit as the real life I wouldn't like monstergirls. You want to live 80 years while your wife does it by 1000? There's something wrong with you.

>> No.15693811 [DELETED] 

>>15693805
>No Ice Queen
Lame.

>> No.15693812

Which of the new monsters has the best ass?

>> No.15693814

>>15693805
>The kuu squad is so quiet you can hear their thoughts
>It's nothing but doing lewd things with you

>> No.15693815

>>15693802
>Slaves
Nice lie. Please stop doing it just to defend your monsterboys.

>> No.15693818
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>>15693812

>> No.15693819

>>15693811
Fuck I totally forgot about them.
I have failed my ancestors.

>> No.15693821

>>15693773
Though, you may have to specify that the Holst-Shogs legs wouldn't be furry like a normal Holstaurs.

>> No.15693823

>>15693803
But my computer keep redirecting to a website that's a livestream of her masturbating! SHe needs to fix this!

>> No.15693824

>>15693699
Ah, then no I wouldn't say she goes that far,
Though she would be the type to prank in ways that tease you... Also the type to see something she likes, poke it out of curiosity, then sends it flying to the ground by accident, before either quickly catching it, or it hitting the floor, it can be 50/50 here.
I've seen cats break many things before because they just had to poke it from high up and send it flying to the ground.

>> No.15693825

>>15693818
Did you just not read the post you're replying to?

>> No.15693826 [DELETED] 

>>15693819
You also forgot about Soldier Beetles

The Kuuderes are very disappointed.

>> No.15693828

>>15693818
He said new monsters.

>> No.15693829

>>15693811
With the ice Queen YOU are the bodyguard.

And cuddle companion.

>> No.15693830
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>>15693811
Glacies' Mom, has got it going on.

>> No.15693831 [DELETED] 

>>15693807
Im literally reading them, and all it says is.

>Much like the mindflayer the darker aspects of this profile (just what really happens to the man and why) appear to left unanswered to give a sense of mystery. Chances are if she is anything like the mindflayer then the truth is considerably lighter (i.e. the man's transformation is probably reversible and such).

and
>ike last time's mindflayer, they also have a peculiar mode of life, and it seems much about these monster girls remains a mystery, including their origins

Theres nothing that says they are chaos. He just uses mindflayer as an example twice because that profile was posted previously to wendigo.

>> No.15693832

>>15693826
I usually don't involve them in a squad mostly because they're one woman wrecking crews.

>> No.15693835

>>15693811
She's a queen, you would be the bodyguard.

>> No.15693836 [DELETED] 

>>15693830
hate you now.

>> No.15693837
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>>15693826
That they are.

>> No.15693838

>>15693797
http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE180894.html

>> No.15693839

>>15693655
That's a Wurm.
Kiki might be a bit much.

Girl is Kanami from Rance. A failure of a ninja who got lost from her ninja training group in JAPAN while chasing after a dragonfly. She ended up on the continent somehow later.
She has been shown to be rather stupid in AS art showing her past.

>> No.15693841

>>15693805
Ochimusa?

>> No.15693842 [DELETED] 

>>15693837
Big Beetle Boobs!

>> No.15693843

>>15693730
Gonna steal her hat and blow into her ears!

>> No.15693844

>>15693825
He probably wanted to post images for the sake of posting images.

>> No.15693845 [DELETED] 

>>15693815
You just brought up monsterboys first, remember that.

I like the chaos girls more because of the actual waifu benefits. Shoggoth is a waifu bait elementary, and mindflayers are built for healing.

>> No.15693846

>>15693812
Automatons since as a species, their bodies can be altered and modified to attract a husband.

>> No.15693847 [DELETED] 

>>15693830
There's no need to repost those in the thread when someone already posted an imgur folder and they were also posted in the previous one.

>> No.15693848

>>15693830
Poor Glacies, her mom always steals her boyfriends.

>> No.15693850

>>15693831
They're part of a Lovecraftian Trio that KC decided to do. Quartet now, with the addition of the freaky Spider. They are, in fact, grouped together in the Encyclopedia,

>> No.15693851

>>15693845
>You just brought up monsterboys first, remember that.
I didn't say any lie either, did I?

>> No.15693853

>>15693847
Sorry image police, can you just let me off with a warning this time?

>> No.15693854
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15693854

http://pastebin.com/92wCwfdv
>A Machine for Humanboys (One-shot)

Gremlin is the best newmusu.

>> No.15693856 [DELETED] 

>>15693848
>Boyfriends
Disgusting, end your life.

>> No.15693857

Can a lonely mindflayer flay herself to think she has a husband?

>> No.15693858

>>15693839
Ah, right, hard to tell when it's just their top half in that style. Ryus tend to have more antler-like horns.
And a Kiki would fit the metaphor we're going for here best,.

>>15693844
Yeah, probably the same guy using underhanded methods in the past to cause, well, you know.

>> No.15693859

>>15693848
Ice Queens are a species, not an individual.

>> No.15693861

>>15693796
>>/jp/thread/S15082277#p15089116

Keywords: [Cthulhu-based] [Comfy coat] [Snowman + loli]

When you'll see her in the snow-covered lands, you'll go crazy... in a sexual sense, and just pounce on her and rape her. It's Wendigo-chan!

The original "Wendigo" took the form of an evil stalker spirit in Native American mythology and eventually gave its name to a kind of psychosis that causes cannibal impulses, but they also appeared in the Cthulhu mythos under the name "Ithaqua". The Encyclopedia's Wendigo is a mix of all of these.

From the beginning, I wanted her to be a beautiful girl whose figure is hidden by a large coat, like in the sketches above.
But the Cthulhu-group of monster girls has the common theme of turning men into a state where they can be entirely connected with them, she was designed from the ground up with the idea of the man taking the place of her hood, her design was still far from the final one, with limb-like decor and a smaller hood. This was a tough one, and I had to go through many, many iterations to arrive at the final version of the Wendigo.

>> No.15693862

>>15693824
So Mari might do smalltime pranks as well? Prankster being pranked back every now and then is nice to think about. And it does work with that one little sketch of Lani recieving a box of cats from Mari.
Does she say "BOOP" when poking things? Because that sounds adorable.

Cats, like Owls, hate everything around them when at a certain elevation.

>> No.15693863

>>15693857
That seems like it'd be the monster equivalent of Daki-Waifuism.

>> No.15693866

>>15693857
So give herself a tulpa husband?

>> No.15693868

>>15693846
>Loli automaton
>Oppai loli automaton
>BIG automaton
>Shortstack automaton

>> No.15693869

>>15693848
Was just about to say >>15693859

>> No.15693870
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>>15693853
Fuck the image police!

>> No.15693871

>>15693854
>Gremlin is so good that she managed to bring Harblador back from the dead

>> No.15693872

>>15693854
Back from the dead Harb? Then again, there were times that I could tell that you were posting in previous threads.

>> No.15693873 [DELETED] 

>>15693870
Don't be an asshole.

>> No.15693874

>>15693854
>That ending
Oh god, my sides
That gremlin had nothing to worry about.

>> No.15693876 [DELETED] 

>>15693851
You mean the slaves thing?

How exactly is the demon lord not enslaving humanity?

>> No.15693880

>>15693858
Ryu have hime cuts.
Wurms have a Magneto helm hair going on.
Wocks do too, but they have weird ear/face scale things.

>> No.15693882

>>15693870
I thought cats were supposed to get bushy tails when startled.

>> No.15693883 [DELETED] 

>>15693861
>>15693850
All right, thanks. my search-fu must be weak today.

>> No.15693884

>>15693876
How exactly is she doing it? If anything she's freeing them.

>> No.15693885

>>15693853
>>15693870
Way to reveal that you're intentionally shitting up our threads, fucking faggots.

>> No.15693889
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15693889

Why is this dumb fish so smug? I hate her smug face!

>> No.15693892

>>15693889
She's probably one of the new girls I like less because of that body. Maybe she will gain points with the profile.

>> No.15693893

This has probably been asked but what would Olympics with monster girls be like?

>> No.15693894 [DELETED] 

>>15693893
Terrible.

>> No.15693895

>>15693889
I don't like the body, or the hair.
Hair is the biggest thing for me.

>> No.15693900

Can someone post the imagur of the scanned artwork?

>> No.15693902

>>15693893
Almost the same, but they would have different categories and some sports would use monster parts.

Or it would be just rape.

>> No.15693903

>>15693893
Roughly the same.

However, there would be two major differences.
First of all, the scale of events would shift due to the superhuman capabilities of Monster Girls.
Second, there would be a sexual variant of every event. Every major event at least.

Oh, and one more thing. The Olympics would revert to being done in the nude, as they originally were.

>> No.15693904

>>15693885
>our threads

>> No.15693905

>>15693893
Events would be divided up into categories including specific monstergirl species to prevent unfair advantages.

>>15693900
It's "Imgur", and read the thread.

>> No.15693907

>>15693854
Good to have you back.

>> No.15693910

>>15693900
Look at the beginning of the thread.

>> No.15693912

>>15693893
The same globalist bullshit it's always been.

>> No.15693915

>>15693912
Monstergirls wouldn't be allowed then.

>> No.15693916

>>15693889
She is smug because she knows you hate her dumb sea horse body but you'd still have sex with her because of all her money and power

>> No.15693918

>>15693871
No joke, just last weekend I was thinking I might be done with monmusus for good and then this cutiepie comes out.

>>15693872
Is it the suikaposting again or do you have a new tell?

>> No.15693921

>>15693916
She got me there. They know we are sluts.

>> No.15693923

>>15693912
Pretty sure the original Olympics weren't globalist bullshit.

Also naked men only could compete and you could kill your opponent though it was frowned upon

>> No.15693924

>>15693905
fuck me im dumb

>> No.15693926

>>15693916
No way, there's no way I'd screw her sea horse pussy just for money!

She'd have to cuddle with me too!

>> No.15693932 [DELETED] 

>>15693884
I asked you first.

But okay, lets talk about the DLs endgame. Monsterize all existence. That includes turning all the men into monsterboys; Incubi. This is non-negotiable, and the longer you fuck your waifu, the more Incubi you become. Demon Lord has control over the will of all things absorbed by mamano. You live to serve the DLs agenda forever.

Chaos girls, however transformed by mamano, still owe their will to the Elder Gods. The Elder Gods desire liberation of all forms, realities, and identities, thus chaos.

The difference is between serving the DL or serving yourself.

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>>15693912
>"Don't talk to me, or my Husband's son, ever again!"

>> No.15693934

>>15693924
If your grammar is any additional indication too, then yes you are.
I'm sure a wurm could still love and teach you though.

>> No.15693935

>>15693932
>incubi
>monsterboys

>> No.15693936

>>15693854
That yan Gremlin better have had a fat butt to make up for her chest.

>> No.15693939

>>15693933
Those claws are sexy.

>> No.15693941

>>15693932
>Putting incubi at the same level of being a giant spider
Really?

>> No.15693942

>>15693932
Incubi aren't monsterboys, why have you been pushing this for that past few threads?

>> No.15693943 [DELETED] 

>>15693935
we've been over this. they are.

>> No.15693946
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What human men opponents are monster girls weakness.

I wanna say mountain men are beast monster girls weakness.

Fishermen and sailors are fish and other ocean-type monster girls weakness.

>> No.15693951

>>15693918
>Is it the suikaposting again or do you have a new tell?
That, and there was an abomination image in the previous thread that tipped me off.

>> No.15693953

>>15693946
Vikings for a certain Lilim and warrior types.

>> No.15693957

>>15693932
>Demon Lord has control over the will of all things absorbed by mamano.
expect thats wrong. There are monsters who dont follow the will of the DL

>> No.15693958

>>15693933
husbands daughteru*
Fixed that for you.

>> No.15693959

>>15693943
We've been over this. They aren't.

>> No.15693960 [DELETED] 

>>15693912
/pol/ pls

>> No.15693966 [DELETED] 

>>15693942
Dont blame me, this is the oldest argument we have.
>>15693941
None of its good, dude. Incubi are still just soldiers for the DL though.
>>15693959
No u

>> No.15693968

>>15693960
You dont have to be /pol/ to notice its just a way to make money and countries dick waving at each other

>> No.15693970

>>15693943
Fuck off with that already.
Nobody fell for it during previous discussions and nobody will fall for it now, so run back to wherever you cam from because you clearly aren't a regular.

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>>15693390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV1JMqXnK5o
Don't forget to unleash the fury.
>>15693862
I'd say that could happen, depending on what you do to deserve it.
It'd be something playful in nature.
Maybe the furthest would go is sending you a Sanri Scorpion in the mail.

>> No.15693972

>>15693933
>Mom you're embarrassing me, why do you always do this in public, dressing like that.

>> No.15693975

>>15693960
If loli is still legal after japans olympics I'll apologize. Of not though I expect your letter of apology handwritten.

>> No.15693976

>>15693966
>No u
Whatever, just because you want to be a giant spider don't put everyone in the same bag.

>> No.15693977 [DELETED] 

>>15693968
>>15693975
/pol/

pls.

>> No.15693980

>>15693968
>dick waving nationalism is somehow a globalist plot
You're definitely stupid enough to be /pol/.

>> No.15693982

>>15693977
Elaborate

>> No.15693983

>>15693966
Go to /tg/ or /d/ for your shit and fuck off.

>> No.15693984

>>15693975
It was after the world cup, why should it be different now?

>> No.15693986

>>15693862
>Does she say "BOOP" when poking things?
Do you not?

>> No.15693987

>>15693966
You're retarded.

>> No.15693989

>>15693980
>USA USA USA
Found the Amerifat

>> No.15693992 [DELETED] 

>>15693982
Only /pol/ is retarded enough to see dick waving nationalism as a globalist conspiracy.

>> No.15693996 [DELETED] 

>>15693983
>>15693987
>>15693976
I get it, you can't accept that Incubi are monsterboys. I know it sucks but you just have to deal with it.

>> No.15693998

>>15693936
Flat chest, flat butt. 100% waistless stump. That's what she's got the mindbreak machine for.

>>15693951
Yeah, I guess the Abomination waifu pic is pretty rare.

>> No.15694000 [DELETED] 

>>15693996
(You)

>> No.15694001

>>15693992
No one and anything about conspiracy.

But countries have always "westernized" when they get the olympics and pass laws reflecting that.

Guess what the west has been attacking lately with news reports and the un?

Loli.

>> No.15694002

>>15693943
>we've been over this
>consensus cracking this hard

>> No.15694004 [DELETED] 

>>15693996
Way to out yourself.

>> No.15694006

>>15693986
I want to go on a quest to BOOP the scariest Monster Girls.

>> No.15694007

Did the new book attract a bunch of faggots or something? Threads haven't been this bad in awhile.

>> No.15694008

>>15693971
Sending scorpions or cats to a person who hates cats is playful indeed.
I wonder if I should go as far as having Lani acquire an Alligatorgirl familiar or not. It might look like I'm ripping you off more.

>> No.15694009 [DELETED] 

>>15694001
>Still acting retarded
Go back to /pol/ already.

>> No.15694011

>>15693992
Why haven't you address the money making part of that post and only focus on a follow-up dick waving comment?

Elaborate how Rio hosting the Olympics is a good thing

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/04/rio-olympics-2016-economists-question-wisdom-of-hosting-olympics.html

>> No.15694013 [DELETED] 

>>15694004
>>15694002
>>15694000
Are incubi human?

>> No.15694015 [DELETED] 

>>15694013
They're human with DE and SE.

>> No.15694016

>>15694009
>still has no argument
Elaborate

>> No.15694022 [DELETED] 

>>15694013
>he's still trying
>"we've been over this" he says as everyone disagrees

>> No.15694023

>>15693854
Science with Gremlin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsisGqvXP8I

>> No.15694024

>>15693986
Not really.
Would you boop the noses of every Lilim and the Demon Lord herself? I dare you. I triple dog dare you.

>> No.15694032 [DELETED] 

>>15694013
Fuck you I'm not doing this again

>> No.15694033

>>15694001
Oh shi~
I forgot about jap's olympics
C93 and olympics would be at the same time then? They will probably cancel comiket to not spook guests with creepy cartoon porn

>> No.15694034 [DELETED] 

>>15694013
>>15694022

>> No.15694036 [DELETED] 

>>15694015
Not human.

>> No.15694038 [DELETED] 

>>15694013
Guaranteed replies.

>> No.15694041 [DELETED] 

>>15694036
According to who? (You)?

>> No.15694045 [DELETED] 

>>15694013
Incubi are highly evolved humans full of transformative demonic energy.

monsterboys

>> No.15694046 [DELETED] 

>>15694036
(You)

>> No.15694051 [DELETED] 

>>15694045
But they don't transform.

>> No.15694053 [DELETED] 

>>15694045
>Replying to yourself

>> No.15694059

>>15694033
It would be Comiket 98, actually.

And as I recall hearing that they'll be using the Big Sight as part of their Olympic Village, that does call whether they might cancel or postpone that event into question. Furthermore those venues normally take a year or two to construct, so there's also the matter of whether or not said construction might cause issues for Comikets 94-97 too.

>> No.15694062

>>15694033
If Rio couldn't clean itself up by the time the Olympics rolled around what makes you think Japan will?

>> No.15694063

>>15694008
Do what you think it best, just be careful about deviating from canon, unless you don't mind that.
I'd wait a tad on crocodiles until KC posts the race or something similar to what you want existing.

>> No.15694064

>>15694006
>Boop an Ushi Oni
Either it'll confuse her or cause her to rape you harder.

>> No.15694069

>>15694062
Japan isn't a rat shit country for starters.

>> No.15694071

>>15694033
They're moving it to a different venue for that year.

>> No.15694076

>>15694063
KC made mai waifu Anubis ages ago. When, I wonder, will he get around to Ammit?

>> No.15694077

>>15694062
Because japan is not corrupt shithole full of monkeys?

>> No.15694078

>>15694064
What if she squeezed you a little too hard causing you to fart?

>> No.15694082

>>15694062
One is a third world shithole, the other one isn't.

>> No.15694097

So what's KC doing now? Is he going to take a break, or is it just back to business as usual?

>> No.15694098

>>15694082
Poor jaguar
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/22/jaguar-used-in-olympic-ceremony-shot-in-brazil.html

>> No.15694099

>>15694063
Lani only really starts being a little different from canon in regards to corruption and usage of force for peace, but in the end she's still on team ML/DL for the most part. She is also pretty likely to do things like nature preserves.
As for KC, worst case I just have to make it a regular gator that Lani finds adorable and everyone else finds disturbing or unsettling.

>> No.15694100

>no delusional Trumpart that seeks to convert every human woman and unclaimed, non-Wonderland monster she can find into another card soldier for her queen

>> No.15694104

>>15694097
He said something about hating you and left

>> No.15694113

>>15694071
Still too close to olympics. They will have to move it to different city or at least out of tokyo

>> No.15694115

>>15694104
liek dis if u cri evry tiem ;_;

>> No.15694131

>>15694076
A hippo-croc monstergirl? Sounds dangerous.

>> No.15694152

>>15694131
Anything part croc or gator is.
Those fuckers will casually tear eachothers arms off without a single fuck given by either party and then eat it.
They are badasses, and imagine any around a demon realm to be like the giant ones from prehistoric times.

>> No.15694153
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>>15694099
Are you sure she wants a pet? They can be a hassle sometimes.

>> No.15694158

>>15694153
Would her cat familiar eat her goldfish familiar?

>> No.15694159

>>15694152
I see more danger in the hippo part, really.
Mother hippos get their children to play around with crocs/gators (can't remember which) and the reptiles are too scared to even touch the child, because they know they'll get fucked up by the hippo.

>> No.15694165

>>15694158
>Cat and goldfish familiar both born of dark matter
>Cat eats the goldfish and absorbs its dark matter
>Gets scales, gills, fins and a tail on top of the cat features.

>> No.15694181

>>15694153
Depends on the pet.
Cats take care of themselves and are selfish, dogs are needy and stupidly loyal in a heartwarming way.
Alligators are something Lani finds adorable. Their eyes, their tough hide, their little limbs, the noises they make when angry or around mating season, and even their teeth are all cute to her.
Pets all take after their owner in the end, however.

>> No.15694192

Would some monstergirls be envious of human girls? They might want people to stop treating them with open disgust ad acting like they might hurt somebody at any moment. They might want to actually be able to get pregnant without countless failed attempts or have cute little boys to carry on the family name. They could be tired of having to buy expensive specialty made clothing and equipment that reminds them they'll never truly fit in. Or they just have a weird fetish.

>> No.15694195
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15694195

>>15694181
>>15694153
Which just reminds me of this pic being the reverse.

>> No.15694194

>>15694159
Hippos are too girthy for crocs to properly deal with. They're also extremely agressive and fling shit everywhere.
I image a saltwater croc would play a different tune though, considering it's like 30 feet.

>> No.15694200

>>15694165
We'll call it
Fish cat!

>> No.15694205 [DELETED] 

>>15694200
Why not Cat fish?

>> No.15694210

>>15694200
Catfish

Catfish

All alone in the world is a little catfish

>> No.15694212

>>15694205
That's stupid, Anonymous. This is why you're not part of the idea team

>> No.15694214 [DELETED] 

>>15694212
We're calling it Catfish

>> No.15694217

>>15694200
Fish cat
Fishcat
Fishat
Fshat
Fhat
Fat

Fishcat is fat.

>> No.15694220

>>15694214
What kind of stupid name is Catfish? What are you, four?

>> No.15694223
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15694223

Mermaids are cute.

CUTE!

>> No.15694224 [DELETED] 

Janitor, clean this up too!

>> No.15694227 [DELETED] 

>>15694220
What kind of fucking name is Fish cat? That sounds even dumber.

>> No.15694228

>>15694195
Sometimes it is the other way around, and the owner ends up with a turtle nose.

I think neither Lanibanibobanni or her gator would take after eachother too much.
I do imagine Lani would do the whole "puts head in gator's mouth" gag in front of others to mess with them, with the gator picking up on her intent to mess around and biting down on her.

>> No.15694232 [DELETED] 

>>15694224
Clean what up?

>> No.15694240

>>15694227
It's better than Catfish. What kind of fucking name is catfish?

>> No.15694244

>tfw my publishing manager came to my house today
>tfw I forgot to close out my folder of lewd images
>told him that the update was on my desktop
>he saw
I think I should just give up being an author. I might possibly have to commit suicide.

>> No.15694247 [DELETED] 

>>15694240
Cat + Fish = Catfish

Fish cat makes no sense you double alp.

>> No.15694248

>>15694244
Tell him it's your inspiration.

>> No.15694254

>>15694244
Same happened to me at work.
Boss just told me dragons suck and I should look at slimes if I'm going to not work.

>> No.15694255

>>15694223
That they are, especially that one.
Being suddenly dragged into the water isn't on my to-do list, though. Not a fan of drowning.

>> No.15694259

I legitimately want a modern day MGE setting if only because there isnt enough lewd modern fantasy out there

>> No.15694261

>>15694255
You won't drown.

>> No.15694265

>>15694255
You can't drown, she planned everything perfectly.

I mean, forget what I just said.

>> No.15694267

>>15694244
Wow, you've got stories you could get published? I'm interested, what sort of stuff are you writing about there?

Also, artists are weirdos. Writers included. He should know that it's just a weird quirk. Did he say anything after the fact, or awkwardly avoid eye contact, or rush to get out of your house?

>> No.15694269

>>15694247
That's so plain. You didn't even put a fraction of thought into it, you triple Alp
Fishcat on the other hand, is the mere embodiment of creativity. Is it a fish? Is it a cat? It's both!
I mean, look at the math. Fish + Cat = Fishcat. As you can clearly see, much more complicated than "Hurr, Cat + Fish = Catfish!"

>> No.15694271

>>15694244
PROMOTIONS

>> No.15694283

>>15694244
Could be worse, could have been your mother. Happened to me when she was doing some vacuuming when I was out. It was a rape doujin too.

>> No.15694293

>>15694283
Hot
What doujin?

>> No.15694297 [DELETED] 

>>15694269
Fishcat looks like something a toddler would make up.

Catfish is simple, straight to the point and effective. Much more sophisticated than something as childish as "Fishcat".

>> No.15694302

>>15694283
>Not a mother/son doujin

>> No.15694303

Honestly, do none of you not know to lock your computers and close any porn when you're not actually sitting at the screen?

>> No.15694315

>>15694302
It's okay, he raped her afterwards to make it all relevant and ironic.

>> No.15694318

>>15694303
I always delete my history even on my personal laptop. I'd also enter incognito mode when browsing Sadpanda.

>> No.15694325

>>15694297
Catfish looks like something someone who had a bottle of glue decided to just stick together and call it a day in Arts and Crafts
Fishcat is simple to understand, tells you what it is, and rolls off the tongue. Better than some uneducated name like Catfish
You just don't understand the basic fundamentals of naming

>> No.15694330

Guys, what about monstergirls?

>> No.15694331

>>15694318
>tfw live alone
>don't bother with hiding porn
>have hentai wallpapers
Feels good

>> No.15694335

>>15694330
I want to hug the smug ones!

>> No.15694338

>>15694259
maybe someday KC does alternate settings. One can always hope

>> No.15694340

>>15694335
>Jumping yourself to the rapist

No wonder why they're so smug

>> No.15694341

When you think about it an Oneesan is just a girlfriend but better

>> No.15694343 [DELETED] 

>>15694325
Fishcat sounds nothing like a cat with fish features! It also sounds incredibly stupid!

Catfish perfectly describes the creature and it sounds much cooler than something as childish as Fishcat.

>> No.15694346

>>15694341
I don't understand

>> No.15694348

>>15694330
What about them?

>> No.15694349

>>15694318
Entering Incognito for Sadpanda is just a little much for me, because it means logging back into it every time.
My dad is pretty tech savvy though, so even deleting the browser history wasn't enough when I lived back with him. Had to sneak the router manual out of his room to get the password, log in to 192.168.1, and delete any site/data requests from there.
Thank god I don't have to deal with that any more.

>> No.15694352

>>15694348
That's what the thread's about, isn't it?

>> No.15694353

>>15694343
Fishcat sound exactly like a cat with fish features! It also sounds incredibly better than Catfish!
You're just upset because Fishcat sounds infidently better than Catfish and that you didn't think of it first

>> No.15694355

>>15694352
Post monster girls then.

>> No.15694359

>>15694340
It's not rape if I want it!
It's also not rape if I make them take responsibility.

>> No.15694362 [DELETED] 

>>15694353
Shut up you dumb faggot. Fishcat is dumb and you're dumb.

>> No.15694363

>>15694352
Yes, and?

>> No.15694365

>>15694363
I only see blogshit right now.

>> No.15694367

>>15694362
Yeah? Well Catfish is dumber and you're dumber!

>> No.15694371

>>15694293
A 2hu doujin by ginyou haru with Orin and Okuu.
>>15694302
I think I would have died if it was.

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I miss the guy from the dating program.

>> No.15694375

>>15694365
I see humourous talk about publishers and mothers finding porn, and a dumb faux-argument about a cat/fish hybrid.
It's just a small lull in the thread where idle chatter reigns. It's fine, we used to have these tangents all the time. Some of them were even fun and interesting.

>> No.15694380

>>15694374
Dios mio. It's been, what, a year since he last showed up
Wonder what happened to him?

>> No.15694383

>>15694374
That's finished now. Hell, took so long for him to write them all out I forgot which post was even mine when he linked his replies to dead threads.

>> No.15694384

>>15694380
>a year
More

>> No.15694392

>>15694374
That was YBA IIRC

>> No.15694393

>>15694383
>That's finished now
What? Link?

>> No.15694397 [DELETED] 

>>15694374
>Never got one
Fucking faggot.

>> No.15694402

>>15694393
Well, he doesn't do them any more, so I assume he got to everyone he could. >>15694397 Seems to imply he didn't get every reply though.

It doesn't matter that much anyway.

>> No.15694405

>>15694374
I miss the maid thing more, mostly because of the rude Kiki.

>> No.15694406 [DELETED] 

>>15694375
And yet, somehow I was just banned for this >>15694232

>> No.15694408

>>15694374
There were three of these right? The first which was a normal one, the second one with ex delinquents and the third one with maids.

I wish somebody would start again. Sure, they were a lot of work for the author, but reading all the different profiles while eagerly waiting for yours sure was fun.

>> No.15694425

>>15693893
Winter olympics separates the yetis into 2 camps:

Ones that loves the games, participate in the skiing/snowboarding/hockey events, and those that volunteer for medical and rescue duties

The other yetis grumble about how there's too many people on their mountain and refuse to hug anyone

>> No.15694433

>That feel when I had a dream where I woke up to a pantyless Kiki straddling me in her sleep

>> No.15694437

>>15694405
I miss her too. She was a mean old hag and a few to many snacks but she was our mean old hag.

>> No.15694439

>>15694433
Or you thought it was a dream.

>> No.15694441

>>15694439
No. He's woken up, he's in his bed, and there's no breathing body there beside him.

>> No.15694442 [DELETED] 

>>15694439
Monster girls aren't real.

>> No.15694444

>>15694433
The frequency of people reporting monstergirl dreams in this thread is increasing.
KC also posts the Atlach-Nacha monstergirl, based on the eldrtich entity who is said to spin the web that bridges the chasm between reality and the Dreamworld, like some kind of Berserk-esque Interstice.

Coincidence, or omen?

>> No.15694445

>>15694439
[Dramatic music]

>> No.15694447 [DELETED] 

>>15694444
Quads confirm monster girls will be real soon.

>> No.15694449

>>15694444
I'm not saying it's 2017 but it's 2017

>> No.15694453

did the imgur link get deleted?

>> No.15694455 [DELETED] 

>>15694444
Shame I'll never have a monster girl dream.

>> No.15694456

>>15694441
>>15694442
It's like the matrix. A kikimora falls for her master but is rejected for whatever reason. So she gets a Midflayer to sen him into a coma in which he dreams he's in a world without monstergirls as she rapes his body. So when he wakes up from his dull monstergirless existence, he'll he happy to see a pregnant kiki.

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>>15694447
>>15694449
Quads of 4.
4 months until 2017.

It's all coming together. Not long now until we all start having collective dreams of a "Hawk of Darkness".

>> No.15694460

>tfw cursed sword rough paizuri never

>> No.15694461

>>15694453
It's right here Anon >>15693495
Just go to the Imgur links as normal. They work just fine on my end.

>> No.15694462 [DELETED] 

>>15694460
Good.

>> No.15694465

>>15694457
I'm not ready, I still have to find an appropiate phrase for when I meet my waifu!

>> No.15694469

>>15694465
"Kept you waiting, huh?"

>> No.15694470 [DELETED] 

It's not going to happen you fucking faggots.

Even if they wouldn't love you.

>> No.15694471

>>15694469
Not cool enough!

>> No.15694472

>>15694470
It has to. What's the point of living otherwise?

>> No.15694473
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I don't remember if anyone cared about the last Wock I did or not.
Here's more dragon and news.

>> No.15694477 [DELETED] 

>>15694472
To have a kid with a human woman and continue your family line.

That's it.

>> No.15694478

>>15694471
What's your waifu, and what are her quirks like? What do you imagine she thinks of as she waits alone for the day when she can meet you face to face? The fantasies she creates within her mind?

>> No.15694479

>>15694477
Ewwwwwww.

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>>15694461
Im afraid you're going to have to re post that for me

>> No.15694484

>>15694473
I did, but I don't remember if I replied to it.

>That second panel
What's wrong with loli anubis porn?

>> No.15694486

>>15694473
>Those news
MGC seems like a fun place to live, i can only imagine the investigation for that last one and how the interrogation for the Wurms would go.

>> No.15694487

>>15694470
Way to be a faggot

>> No.15694490 [DELETED] 

>>15694479
Sorry mate, but that's the point in life.

>> No.15694491 [DELETED] 

>>15694481
Ha, looks like the big J deleted it during his usual ego-stroke because the guy said "lets hope this one makes it to archive."
Holy fucking shit, that's ridiculous.

Anyway, here are the links.

New profiles
http://imgur.com/a/6iMYT

Bonus art
http://imgur.com/a/nqe09

>> No.15694493

>>15694484
It was a wock and lilim in tubs of ice cream.

Nothing at all, but I just thought up random crap.

>> No.15694495

>>15694473
Wait, what wock was that? Post it again.

>> No.15694496

Monstergirls won't come in 2017

We'll be sent there

>> No.15694497

>>15694491
>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.

>> No.15694500 [DELETED] 

>>15694496
No, we won't.

>> No.15694501

>>15694473
>>15694484
Nonono, you don't understand. By "brought to justice" they the justice system got together and set him up with a few dates with a loli anubis. He'll be cumflating her by night and living a happily married life by day.

>> No.15694502

>>15693868
>Oppai loli automaton
>Shortstack automaton
Would they require maintenance that involves massaging their plump simulacrum tits?

>> No.15694503

>>15694500
You won't for being a faggot.

>> No.15694506

>>15694496
I'd prefer that.

>> No.15694507 [DELETED] 

>>15694503
Sorry mate, the only thing happening in 2017 will be the same shit that happens every other year.

>> No.15694508

>>15694495
That requires taking another photo after digging it out from the pile of unposted Ushis and failed sketches.

>> No.15694511

>>15694444
>tfw still remember when i had 3 monster girl dreams back to back

>> No.15694515

>>15694496
>tfw we get sent there only to ruin their world with our shitty cultures and technology
not sure what's worse, for them to come or for us to go.

>> No.15694516

>>15694457
>It's all coming together. Not long now until we all start having collective dreams of a "Hawk of Darkness".
>Dreams

That's cute.

I have night terrors every now and then that make me run out of my room in fear half-asleep. Time ago, though, I ended up having another, but instead of running out of my room, for some reason I got up and started playing hide and go seek with a Demon, looking for her. I even moved my bed thinking she would be below it before waking up fully.

I even said to myself "I wonder where you might be" while searching. Problem is, I said that in english, when my main tongue isn't english in the first place.

>> No.15694519

>>15694508
Don't you have the photos saved? Or know how to look it up in the archive?

>> No.15694520 [DELETED] 

>>15694497
Mate, there's moderation, then there's this.
Moderation exists to benefit a community, not the other way round.
As it is accountability doesn't exist for them on this site at all, which is a disaster when you think about what's happened in the past.

>>15694502
Maintenance that involves making sure their exo-padding is soft, bouncy and properly coated for protection against fluids and hazards. And adding even more, if you like that.

>> No.15694521

>>15694516
The seer awakes!

>> No.15694522

>>15694516
Seems like you would fall for the fearboner pretty quick.

>> No.15694524

>>15694515
>tfw we get sent there only to ruin their world with our shitty cultures and technology
How so? Only the ones from this thread will be sent.

And probably KC and some japs too

>> No.15694526

>>15693760
>it's all scarves
>bags upon bags of new scarves
>she buys one for the white horn as a gift and 70 more for herself

>> No.15694531

>>15693743
Well, for those wondering why the order can't deal with Monstergirls by the use of gunpowder. I guess the gremlin and Automatons answer that question.

This also confirms the existance of demon silver bullets. I'm normally not that much of a fan of robots, but I have to admit that KC made a very interresting design here. Perhaps even the best one from the bunch.

>> No.15694533

>>15694515
>>15694524
We've all read that korean doujin about the guy who gets sent to elf island and fucks it up, right? So we all know what to do and what not to do to maintain a paradise.

>> No.15694532

>>15694519
I have aphone. I delete older photos photos after a while.
I still have the originals, like the one dragon, ryu, wyvern, wurm, and wock one where it parodied captain planet.

>> No.15694537

>>15694533
I didn't, but I know which one are you talking about. I hope we don't have any scumbags like that here, and if we don't the rest should just take him down.

What would you expect from koreans though, they always do the same.

>> No.15694538

>>15694533
I think i need a summary of said doujin to get into context, anon.

>> No.15694539

>>15694531
>This also confirms the existance of demon silver bullets
>Monsters pull a reverse 'just use guns' on The Order

Ouch

>> No.15694546

>>15694490
Order shill detected.

>> No.15694548

>>15694537
>>15694538
A World That I Rule.

Just a warning, it will make you angry, and you will hate the MC without restraint.

>> No.15694549

>>15694538
>It's a utopia
>He introduces concepts like hate and murder
>Kills people
>Makes everything worse for everyone

>> No.15694550

>>15694531
>demon silver bullets
SHOOT SOMEONE SO THEY CUM

>> No.15694554

>>15694548
As I said, I know which one is it even if I didn't read it.

Which is why I won't read it, I don't want to get angry again.

>> No.15694555
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bad kitty

>> No.15694558 [DELETED] 

>>15694546
Not even, just telling facts.

It's not good to be so deluded.

>> No.15694559

>>15694526
>scarves
>enough hot chocolate to last the winter
>a few romance novels
>couple of new sweaters
>new bedding
That poor white horn.

>> No.15694560

>>15694548
>you will hate the MC without restraint
standard procedure for manhwa 2bh

>> No.15694564

>>15694481
profiles
http://imgur.com/a/6iMYT
art
http://imgur.com/a/nqe09

>> No.15694569

>>15694558
How many times do I have to tell you to fuck off Marche?

>> No.15694571 [DELETED] 

>>15694569
No matter how many times you say it, I'll be here to remind you that it will never happen.

If I can't be happy, neither can you.

>> No.15694572

>>15694548
>>15694549
it actually sounds like a shitty self-insert.

Scenarios like those are actually my fetish, but the mc being a scumbag would just kill my boner.

>> No.15694582

>>15694555
She doesn't look guilty at all. Guess she needs spanking to teach her a lesson.

>> No.15694590

>Your brother invites you over, you haven't seen the guy in years.
>Didn't know he got married somewhere in that time.
>TFW you've been stuck in the hallway, barely a few feet from the door for the past thirty minutes because your nieces are thoroughly examining you, deeply confused by your very existence as something that looks and sorta talks like their dad but very clearly is not.

>> No.15694593

>>15694572
Yeah it's pretty terrible.
He's basically a kid with a magnifying glass, with the Elves being the ants.

>> No.15694602

>>15694554
Oops, sorry, not paying attention 100%.
I'm kind of morbidly curious about it, so I might binge through it one night when it's all finished, just to see if the MC gets his comeuppance.

>>15694564
Already just posted a few minutes ago, but thanks.

>>15694572
Yeah, the scenario is great, but the MC is THE biggest scumbag. He actively ruins the utopia and makes every wrong choice.

>> No.15694605

>>15693730
>White Horn in a rut
>Launches you onto her back with her antlers and gives the local Wendigo a "HUSBAND ACQUIRED" thumbs up

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>>15694397
>>15694402
>>15694408
I still exist, I just burned out due to a busy year. I did write a few tidbits about a Mantis, but haven't done anything maid related. Perhaps I should, now I finnaly have time, write the last 6 or so profiles ensuring everyone is happy. I recall a Shoggoth being next on the list. Is that perhaps you?

>>15694437
>>15694405
It's nice to hear that people enjoyed Janice

>> No.15694612

>>15694590
But I don't look anywhere near close enough to either of my brothers for this scenario to make sense, even if it is amusing.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15694617

>>15694608
I didn't participate because I prefer mistresses, but It would be nice to read about your girls again.

>> No.15694618

>>15694605
Her antlers don't look big enough to do that

>> No.15694620

>>15694613
>You will never eat a slowpoke's tasty tasty tail
>With a nice sauce
>And a side of grilled and seasoned vegetables
>And a nice drink to go with it

>> No.15694623 [DELETED] 

>>15694608
At this point I can't even remember, whatever, If I got skipped then I got skipped. I'm used to it.

>> No.15694625 [DELETED] 

>>15694620
Team Rocket please go.

>> No.15694627

I LOVE MOO COWS!

>> No.15694628
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>>15694531
>Good news everyone! I think I've invented a device which can make a man cum simply by shooting him with demon silver.

>Good news everyone! I think I've invented a way to make semen taste like chocolate!

>> No.15694631

>>15694628
Goddamn smug girl

Love her grin

>> No.15694633 [DELETED] 

>>15694628
What if the bullets don't work on a man?

>> No.15694635

>>15694627
I love them too, what a coincidence!

>> No.15694636

>>15694628
>>15694631
>newest member of the smug squad
how will your dick survive

>> No.15694637

>>15694628
>Good news everyone! I taught the toaster to feel rape.

>Don't you mean "love"?

>Oh my no.

>> No.15694639

>>15694623
Very well, if I end up finishing the remaining profiles i'll ensure people can check the forms they filled in. I'm sure you'll find/recognize yours in there too.

and if you aren't in there, perhaps i'll do another. I dislike seeing people skipped and being unhappy.

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>>15694627
>>15694635
But how much you love them?

>> No.15694643

Any troll profile pics on hand?

>> No.15694646

>>15694637
Gremlins are fun little inventors.

>> No.15694648

>>15694636
She's not a dom, only doms should be in the smug squad.

Monkey for example shouldn't be on it. Maybe they should make their own smug squad and make both sides rivals?

>> No.15694651 [DELETED] 

>>15694639
No, no It's fine.

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>>15694628
>>15694637
This strongly reminds me of this comic for some reason

>> No.15694660

>>15693810
Just to be clear, as far as we know most monsters in EMG have lifespans comparable to humans. Only a few have been noted for longer lives.

>> No.15694667

>>15693743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68I3j2luW64

>Gremlins and Automatons go too far
>There's a machine uprising, and let's be honest here, when ISN'T THERE ONE when it comes to self-aware robots
>You're one of the last remaining non-incubized humans in your technocracy, there's an Automaton that's been hunting you relentlessly
>She corners you one day, telling you that it's over
>Not today, bitch. Hold up a hex-tech grenade and set it off.
"If this one cannot have you in the present. Than this one shall have you in the past."
>You're the son of a tinkerer
>It's a family business
>You were born to learn the ways of magical technologies and unlock their secrets
>But it's okay, you have a guardian angel
>She was supposedly a museum piece when your father unearthed her a few months ago
>But she's like an older sister to you now, if not a little over-protective
"What does Anon think of this one?"
>Tell her you think she's pretty nice, if not a little scary
>When the machines rise, your oneesan defends you to the last, spiritng you away to the mountains
>History, however, abhors a paradox
>In your escape you lose the use of your right hand
>But it's fine, your oneesan will always be there
>For she is your right arm, your rifle
>Your protector

>> No.15694669

>>15694641
enough to make a dairy farm's worth of daughterus!

>> No.15694677

>>15694628
>But semen tastes way better than chocolate!

>> No.15694683 [DELETED] 

>>15694667
>Then a version of you from a different reality comes and saves you.

The end.

>> No.15694684

>>15694677
She must have had shitty Brazilian chocolate.

>> No.15694687

>>15694648
The only requirement for the Smug Squad is to have that smug fucking grin.
Just the kind of grin that makes you want to facefuck her in the hopes of getting it off her face.
It won't work.

>> No.15694689

>>15694687
>It won't work.
For some reason, that only makes me want to do it more.

>> No.15694691

>>15694648
Kakuen is only a member of the smug squad because a few people forced her before her profile was translated and it was revealed they're just submissive losers who masturbate.

She really shouldn't be in the smug squad at all. Quite frankly she ruined it.

>> No.15694693

>>15694656
We need a version of this with a Gremlin and a Lich, only lewd.
>"I've made an Automaton that lactates alcohol!"
>"Why?"

>> No.15694694

>>15694691
I agree.

>> No.15694697 [DELETED] 

>>15694691
>>15694694
>Being this much of a little bitch over absolutely nothing
My god.

>> No.15694700

>>15694689
Exactly!

>>15694648
>>15694691
>>15694694
The timing of these posts is suspicious.
And there's nothing wrong with a big booty pervert joining the smug squad. Domination has nothing to do with being smug.
I mean, Hellhounds are switches, so yeah.

>> No.15694705 [DELETED] 

>>15694700
>I mean, Hellhounds are switches, so yeah.
Not to this thread.

>> No.15694706

>>15694700
>Accusing someone of samefagging because they don't agree with you
>I mean, Hellhounds are switches, so yeah.
Here we go

>> No.15694709

>>15694700
>I mean, Hellhounds are switches, so yeah
Switches who always have the last word. More dom than sub really.

>> No.15694712

>>15694550
Doesn't it just tire them out alot if you're human? I thought it only made monsters cum

>> No.15694715

>>15694633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkrlGvzvHjg

>> No.15694718

>>15694709
Yeah, but that's the best kind of switch monstergirl. The one who'll let you have your fun but make sure you know who the boss is.
I honestly want the cuddles afterwards the most.

>> No.15694719

>>15694656
>>15694637
>>15694628
>This strongly reminds me of this comic for some reason

Blasted, i didnt want to delete the entire post, just the image.

http://i.imgur.com/T7zjcqa.png

>> No.15694722

>>15694628
Are gremlins just mad scientists?

>> No.15694723 [DELETED] 

>>15694718
I find the reverse is better. But to each his own.

>> No.15694730

>>15694705
I've seen people talking about ravaging a hellhound and then accepting they will be ravaged as well after that, so you're lying.

Prety much what >>15694709 >>15694718 said

>> No.15694733 [DELETED] 

>>15694730
No, you are.

Hellhounds are hard femdom, sorry bud.

>> No.15694737 [DELETED] 

>>15694733
>falseflagging this hard

>> No.15694743 [DELETED] 

>>15694737
I didn't know telling the truth is falseflagging.

Smug Squad girls are dominant, sorry.

>> No.15694750

Hellhounds only tolerate a man on top, but always assert their dominance afterwards. At no point do they actively seek someone to dominate them, and it's said they can't be tamed no matter what. If left to their own devices they will never ask you to dom them.

Sorry mates, they're hard femdom. But you maledom guys have Kikis, so enjoy them instead of trying to make yet another girl into a submissive moeblob.

>> No.15694752

Is there a rough translation of the Automatons profile yet?

>> No.15694756

Aren't gremlins American monsters?

>> No.15694757 [DELETED] 

I can't believe Falseflag-kun is back after all this time.

>> No.15694759

>>15694743
Why so butthurt anon? Did we say your waifu couldn't be part of the smug squad anymore?

>> No.15694762
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15694762

How long will it be till Monstergirls discover man's greatest weakness?

A beautiful voice

>> No.15694764 [DELETED] 

>>15694750
>But you maledom guys have Kikis,
Except Kikimoras aren't submissive.

Maledomfags have literally nothing in MGE, don't know why they come here.

>> No.15694768 [DELETED] 

>>15694750
>>15694764
Obvious samefagging is obvious.

>> No.15694771 [DELETED] 

>>15694762
Voice means shit if it's attached to a woman I hate.

>> No.15694773

>>15694756
British actually.

>> No.15694775

>>15694628
Good news everyone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRCzEqkCoiM

>> No.15694776

>>15694762
>sirens

>> No.15694777

>>15694764
Bait's no fun if it's too obvious.

>> No.15694779 [DELETED] 

>>15694768
>Being this mad that MGE doesn't cater to your fetish.
Sorry buddy, go find a different setting if you want a moeblob.

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>>15694768
Stop accusing people of samefagging, Jesus. You've done this several times already.

>>15694777
Is this literally the pinnacle of discussion? Calling people with opinions you don't like samefags and bait?

>> No.15694782

>>15694773
Same thing
But what I'm getting at is they are recent monsters like from WW2.

>> No.15694783

What if there was a man that was immune to mamano mana, including indirect usage of it?

>> No.15694784

>>15694781
That's how we do it.

That's how our fathers did it.

That's how our grandfathers did it.

...and it's worked out pretty well so far.

>> No.15694788
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15694788

>> No.15694789

>>15694781
>Is this literally the pinnacle of discussion? Calling people with opinions you don't like samefags and bait?
It's perfectly valid when it's true unless you want to admit to being a retard. Dormouse exists, as does Hinezumi.

>> No.15694790 [DELETED] 

>>15694783
Monster girls wouldn't like him.

>> No.15694792

>>15694783
Isn't the wandering scholar immune?

>> No.15694795

>>15694764
>Maledomfags have literally nothing in MGE, don't know why they come here
I know this is bait, but whatever.

If anything, the only ones who get good updates all the times are them. Profiles are changed with dom girls turning into subs. They get objects to rape girls without putting any effort (the stupid mushroom) etc

>> No.15694797 [DELETED] 

>>15694789
>Dormouse exists, as does Hinezumi.
What does that even prove? Monster girls are stronger than men in every single way.

>> No.15694798

>>15694788
Wonder if she's goin' commando down there.

>> No.15694800

>>15694764
>Maledomfags have literally nothing in MGE
Except for half of the girls.

>>15694797
Bait harder

>> No.15694802 [DELETED] 

>>15694795
>Being this desperate to falseflag.
Sorry anon, this setting isn't for you.

>> No.15694805

Stop biting his ancient bait and talk about how cute Gremlins are.

>> No.15694807
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15694807

Do White Horns enjoy stretchy meat?

>> No.15694809

>>15694533
What is it with Korean comic protagonists being complete pieces of shit anyway? They all come across as the average 14 year old internet social dawinist. Is Korea that shitty of a place, or do they also hate the characters over there?

>> No.15694810

I guess this is a couple of bored retards wanting to start shit again. Somebody check /a/ and the IRC just in case.

>> No.15694811 [DELETED] 

>>15694800
>Except for half of the girls.
Citation needed.

>> No.15694812

>>15694798
What kind of slut do you even take her for?

>> No.15694815

>>15694797
>Dormouse appeals to sleep rape fetishes
>Hinezumi's entire thing is getting fucked after you beat her up

>> No.15694819

Chubby oppai loli onis and tall, muscled, oneesan familiars.

>> No.15694820

>>15694807
They probably like vegetables more.

>> No.15694824

>>15694807
They look like the turkey leg kinda girls.

>> No.15694828 [DELETED] 

>>15694815
>>Hinezumi's entire thing is getting fucked after you beat her up
Which won't happen since men can't beat monster girls in a fight.

Dormice let men pretend they're in control.

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>>15694820
Then how are they so big and thick?!

>> No.15694832

>>15694792
No, the Wandering Scholar has a Leanan Sidhe with him that may or may not be his wife.

>> No.15694837

>>15694809
Koreans have a high depression and suicide rate. Maybe it has something to do with it, I don't know.

I just know manhwas have a lot of cheating, edgyshit, NTR, female abuse, and guro.

>> No.15694838

>>15694764
They got Alice's and Cu sith's

>> No.15694839 [DELETED] 

>>15694838
Both of them are terrible.

>> No.15694844

>>15694792
He's 100% likely to already have turned Incubus by the DE in the air. He is also marked by a Leanan Sidhe who travels with him and most likely is his wife or soon will be. This is also the reason he's not being touched by any of the MG's he meets.

>> No.15694848

>>15694829
Lots of vegetables.
Probably some nuts in their diet too.

>> No.15694852

>>15694829
They outrun moose girls everyday up in MG Canada

>> No.15694853

>>15694812
I blame that new pic of her.

I never thought she'd stoop that low.

>> No.15694856 [DELETED] 

>>15694800
>Maledomfag can't even back up his claims
How pathetic.

>> No.15694861
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15694861

Give pats? [Y/N]

>> No.15694864

>>15694861
N

>> No.15694866 [DELETED] 

>>15694839
But they are there
So one can't say maledom has nothing

>> No.15694871 [DELETED] 

>>15694866
They're worse than trash. They might as well be considered nothing.

>> No.15694872
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15694872

Would you test drive a vehicle made by a Gremlin?

>> No.15694875

>>15694783
Old prospector is immune
All he wants to do is dig for gold and drink hooch.

>> No.15694876

>>15694590
>Ushi on the left tugging on your shirt with one hand and has one of her dad's office shirts in the other, looking back and forth between the two with growing confusion.
>Ushi on your right has a hold of your hand, poking at the callouses on your palm as if she'd discovered some sort of new and alien form of life before she cautiously places it atop her head and begins moving it back and forth with a suitably inquisitive "Hmmm..."
>Ushi on your back has a roll of measuring tape and puts it to use cataloguing the width of your shoulders, before carefully removing your hat and measuring the length of your hair, too.
>Mama Ushi comes down the hallway to your relief, she'll certainly clear up this... whatever this is.
>Your hopes die soon after as her approach slows, her head tilts and eyes narrow in a squint.
>She puts on her glasses.
>She scratches her chin.
>She slowly, curiously, begins poking you in the face with her claw.
>Behind her, down the hall, you clearly can see your brother wearing the shit-eatingest grin you ever saw while trying his damnedest not to laugh his ass off.

>> No.15694879

>>15694861
Y!

>> No.15694882
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15694882

I really liked less' griffon but i'm really happy there's an official one now.
Maid griffons are love

>> No.15694883 [DELETED] 

>>15694872
God no.

>> No.15694885

>>15694872
No, she might rig it so it injects me with all sorts of shit and blasts my nervous system. Get this nerd out.

>> No.15694886

>>15694871
But they are still there
So one can't say maledom has nothing

>> No.15694890

>>15694861
Yes.

>> No.15694891 [DELETED] 

>>15694882
Fuck off with your moeblob.

>>15694886
Yes, I can.

>> No.15694894

>Some guy trying to start a maledom/femdom fight
>headpats nonsense happening again all of a sudden

Someone has a real beef with the thread tonight. I'm half expecting to see Nerdhound being pushed.

>> No.15694895

>>15694871
stop replying.

>>15694872
Depends Is she a shortstack or Oppai Loli and will she sleep with me if I do it?

>> No.15694897

>>15694891
Damage control isn't an argument

>> No.15694898

>>15694882
Fuck that story was priceless.

>> No.15694900 [DELETED] 

>>15694894
This is why maledom poster should just be banned on sight.

>>15694897
Neither is eating shit, but here you are.

>> No.15694903

>>15694886
>>15694891
Ladies, you're both insufferable, now both of you shut the fuck up and stop trying to start up the old slappyfight.

>> No.15694906

>>15694876
Alright, that's fuckin adorable as shit.

>> No.15694908

>>15694903
It's not even a slappyfight, it's just one baiter and one idiot replying.

>> No.15694910

>>15694900
Why are you projecting onto me?
Why are you in damage control mode?

>> No.15694911

>>15694872
I'd test drive a Gremlin in a vehicle.

>> No.15694915

>>15694903
Take your own advice, fuckboi

>> No.15694917 [DELETED] 

>>15694910
>Willingly accepting garbage
>Acting like that garbage should even be considered as monster girls
Fuck off Maledomnigger.

>> No.15694920

>>15694903
>slappyfight
I hate this term, it's babyish. Granted, so are the obvious bait and fights.

>> No.15694921

>>15694872
Is that "vehicle" an Automaton?

>> No.15694924

>>15694811
Somebody post the list.

>> No.15694925

>>15694917
Show me were I said I like maledom
I'll even screenshot for you

>> No.15694931 [DELETED] 

The falseflagging is so obvious is hilarious.

>> No.15694941

>>15694920
That's exactly the point.

>>15694921
So a lewd transformer?
I'd fuck it.

>> No.15694944

>>15694848
What if I hide some meat in her food?

>>15694852
I'm gonna make her carry me on her back when she's running!

>> No.15694945

This is the most obvious false flag I've seen in a long time. The baiting isn't normally this terrible and lazy, I bet it's that pissed off maledom/anti-hellhound guy trying to force the thread to think his way again.
Even if it isn't this guy is a total faggot.

>> No.15694949

>>15694872
Sky pirates when?

>Massive old world magitech gremlin zepplin roams the country side
>Steam punk, bat winged biplanes with grappler arms swoop down to loot caravans and open fields
>Captain of the fleet is a pompous little redhead with a bicorne hat
>Tries to be intimidating like all those cheesy pirate romance books she reads
>All those different authors results in her being unable to stick with a single accent
>Bumbling henchwomen get overexcited when they catch a potential husband and they lose control of their DE
>Half the time their machines falling apart followed by their plans
>Captain's never managed to keep hold of a man due to being surrounded by so many nimwits
>She's getting desperate

>> No.15694950 [DELETED] 

>>15694924
>Too lazy to even post it himself
Sad.

>>15694925
>Still falseflagging

>> No.15694959

Instead of getting mad over half assed bait, how about we get mad over the inevitable instead?
Like how threadcanon will ruin at least half of the new girls. Gremlin is already far too popular so someone is bound to force something on her sooner or later.

>> No.15694963

>>15694945
It's no worse than the anti-wight faggot.

>> No.15694965

>>15694944
>What if I hide some meat in her food?
She might get sick anon. Don't force species that don't eat meat to eat meat.

>>15694949
I want to hijack one of that Gremlin captain's biplanes, modify it, and become both the Monstergirl world equivalent to the Red Baron, and her nemesis.
It's a sexually charged nemesis relationship.

>> No.15694968

I wish automatons weren't intricately linked to Gremlins.

>> No.15694972 [DELETED] 

>>15694968
Same, Gremlins look like they're going to be trash.

>> No.15694973 [DELETED] 

>>15694968
i wish you would get ass cancer and die

>> No.15694977

>>15694872
The last Gremlin I rode blew up from the slightest tap.

>> No.15694987

>>15694963
I can't say I like Wights myself, but the anti-Hellhound guy was way more militant. There was a point where the very mention of them got him to show up and shit on a huge chunk of the thread with bitter samefagging and furious insults. I think he's possibly the most insecure man on the internet.

>> No.15694995

>>15694712
yeah but that isnt as funny

>> No.15694998

>>15694987
Yeah, Anti-Wight guy is small potatoes compared to Anti-Hellhound guy.
Every time he got back from a ban he'd just be back to his same tricks.

>> No.15695007 [DELETED] 

>>15694950
>still damage controlling

>> No.15695014 [DELETED] 

>>15695007
>Still falseflagging.

>> No.15695021

>>15695014
>>15695007

>> No.15695035

>>15694959
>"Good news /hbg/! I've invented a way to shitpost about your husbando twice as fast!"
>"God damn it gremlin get out of here."
>"Yeah your last "invention" was just an eggbeater tied to a vibrator."
>"It worked didn't it?!"
>"That's besides the point."

>> No.15695037

>>15694963
The anti wight faggot is just too stupid to see he's choosing to ruin his own fantasies based on biases left over from the real world. He's a top tier wanker, but I wouldn't say he was baiting. Shitposting, yeah but not baiting.

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Everyone remember that this is an option and you're a tool for replying.

>> No.15695044
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I wish KC would draw each monster girl in two or three different body types in the profile more often.

>> No.15695051 [DELETED] 

Sometimes the mods are alright

>> No.15695057

>>15695044
I want those fat Kamaitachi asses on my face because god damn look at their lower halves.

>> No.15695059

>>15695043
Remember that reporting works better

>> No.15695061

>>15695044
They're supposed to come in threes I think.
So you get three for the price of one.

>> No.15695064

>>15695061
One that kicks up the wind, one that makes a cut, one that licks it so it doesn't bleed. I think that was it.

>> No.15695066

>>15695044
Left looks like an onee-san or older girl
Right looks like an imouto or younger girl
Middle looks like a late teen

>> No.15695073

>>15695035
I'm loving this "Gremlins are mad scientists" thing.
We needed a mad scientist monstergirl.

>>15695061
>No Kamaitachi bodyguard triplets ever
Didn't know I wanted this until I knew I couldn't have it.

>> No.15695077

>>15695044
So is it one girl or three?

>> No.15695078

>you will never http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3306855 with a anubis/pharaoh

>> No.15695080

>>15695044
I thought they were all part of the same monster girl.

>> No.15695090 [DELETED] 

>>15694931
Dumbass doesn't know what false flagging means lol

>> No.15695092

>>15695078
Looks like what would happen if you try to fap while high on drugs.

>> No.15695099

Is KC gonna redraw his older monster girls?

>> No.15695103
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>>15695078
>Literally furry
I'm most certainly convinced the shit this thread does drives people to vices.

>>15695099
Seven Seas commissioned some, hence the Golem. We'll see when they release it since they delayed the english release of MGE 1.

>> No.15695107

>>15694995
man it makes me wonder what getting hit with a demon realm silver weapon would feel like

>> No.15695108

>>15695077
>>15695080
You know, looking up the base creature could save you some embarrassment and give you ideas for things KC night not have thought of.

>> No.15695116

>>15695073
>We needed a mad scientist monstergirl.
What is lich

>> No.15695124

>>15695103
i thought she just had yellow skin when i played the game

>> No.15695128

>>15695107
Bags of sand

>> No.15695131

>>15695116
Lich is too Kuu to be a mad scientist. She's more just a scientist.
>Lich-chan does it because she wants to learn.
>Gremlin-chan does it because why not?

>> No.15695138

>>15695116
magic not science
I think anon wants someone who can build things that they can then give to other people, instead of just doing cool spells

>> No.15695146

>>15695138
>Magic not science
Tech without magic is useless

>> No.15695149

I want to fuck a CC dark elf dark mage.

>> No.15695152

>>15695116
Both are mad scientists

One use more magic than tech, the other use more tech than magic.

>> No.15695157

>>15695149
Anon no, that's too much ara!

>> No.15695164

>>15695157
No, we need more Ara!

>> No.15695175

>>15695152
Well I'm gonna sponsor the Liches in their tech war. Fuck those little gremlin shits. Their tech is unstable and explodes far too often.

>> No.15695178

>>15694872
no. But I'd totally fight against one
https://youtu.be/wLCWCPyxByg

>> No.15695183

>>15695164
But anon! Aras are actually lethal in the dose you want them!

>> No.15695198

>>15695183
I'm gonna do it anyway.

>> No.15695205

>>15695107
A severe case of pins and needles on the point of contact, and then...

Well, think of when you're desperately trying to stay awake during a murderously boring lecture. There's that small, tiny point where your eyelids get heavy and your body starts to slump forward - you're not asleep, but your not exactly awake either.

Sure, you always catch yourself before you bonk your head on the desk, but that little moment - that hybrid of sleep and wakefulness - doesn't it feel absolutely wonderful? Imagine that feeling being drawn out from a second to a minute. Your body slackens. Your eyelids flutter. You start to fall to the floor, but of course there's a warrior monster girl there to tenderly cushion your fall.

What happens next is up to your imagination. She could hold you close and tease your body before starting a tender session of Polynesian sex, or, on the other end of the spectrum, she could just jump out of her armor and ravage your right then and there while you're too blissfully exhausted to resist.

Yes, that's probably what getting sliced by demon silver is like.

>> No.15695208

>>15695164
You're gonna kill us all you madman!

>> No.15695209

Gremlins are more fun to be around! Who wants to be friends with a boring old lich?

>> No.15695210

>>15695209
Me.

>> No.15695215

If Dark Mage ends being the onee-sabbath version of the Sabbath Witch, that means we will get a beast monstergirl as the leader just like the Baphomet?

>> No.15695216
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>>15694861
But I'm already giving headpats to this oni!

>> No.15695219

>>15695215
God I hope so.
Imagine all the the benefits of a Baphomet with none of the flaws!

>> No.15695221

>>15695209
I want them both, the ultimate in magitech.
>>15695216
You have two hands don't you.

>> No.15695222

>>15695215
The Lich won't turn me into some mindless drugged-up pleasure cyborg.

>> No.15695231

>>15695215
I hope it's just an ara ara baphomet. Still best goat, pedophilia aside.

>> No.15695234

>>15695221
>Giving headpats to two girls at the same time
That's lewd though! What if Oni gets jealous!

>> No.15695240

>>15695221
>I want them both, the ultimate in magitech.
You fool, you're inviting a lifestyle of constant ahegaos from their lewd experiments!

>> No.15695249

>>15695234
Monster girls are lewd! Then you headpat her more, and ruffle her hair!
>>15695240
Good, I'd gladly be the test subject for all their lewd experiments no matter how lewd!

>> No.15695255

>>15695249
>I'd gladly be the test subject for all their lewd experiments no matter how lewd!
Just keep in mind anon, you're not the only one who'll be ahegaoing.
And their ultimate goal is to get pregnant.
Take responsibility.

>> No.15695268

>>15695255
>Just keep in mind anon, you're not the only one who'll be ahegaoing.
Well of course, it wouldn't be fair if I was the only one feeling that good, I'd actually prefer it if I was able to give each of them two orgasms for every one of my own.
That's also my ultimate goal, I'll take responsibility for all our kids, of which I assure you there will be many.

>> No.15695307

Would a monster accidentally join a rapping competition thinking it was a raping one?

>> No.15695315

>>15695307
Musical rape allegories can even be achieved?

>> No.15695337

Paladins are great evils

>> No.15695349

>>15695337
I want a Paladin to hug me.

>> No.15695353

>>15695349
A Yeti Paladin right?

>> No.15695356

>>15695353
I just don't want to feel lonely anymore.

>> No.15695359

>>15695349
I want a Paladin to turn into a monstergirl because of her deep buried feelings for me!

>> No.15695368

What happens when a monster wishes to be human

>> No.15695369
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15695369

>>15695337
Yes. Great yandere evil.

>> No.15695376
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It counts here as well due to Wurm and dragon Kalar.
At this rate I'll end up being known as the biggest Dragonslut after Cecil.

>> No.15695377

>>15695369
Anti-paladin MG when?

>> No.15695380

>>15695369
why did she kill all those orphans

>> No.15695385

>>15693905
>Events would be divided up into categories including specific monstergirl species to prevent unfair advantages.

Gonna watch the glorious trainwreck that is the alp olympics. Though it might not be as fun if the amazalps/kunoichi alps/nereid alps/arch alps aren't seperated and they stomp all the plain old succubi.

>> No.15695386

>>15695368
A christmas miracle happens.

>> No.15695393

>>15695368
She develops an inferiority complex and tries to drive men away.

>> No.15695395

>>15695380
You need to smite all the evil, son.

>> No.15695411

>>15695386
Like "It's a Wonderful Life: and she appreciates her monsterness?
>>15695393
But the monster part of her wouldn't want that?

>> No.15695416

>at my own wedding with Girtablilu waifu
>it's a tribal style one and my soon to be wife's family is there
>mother and father, grandparents, and 13 of her sisters stare at us
>11 of the sisters have husbands as well
>I just want things to be over already
>things finally move along
>after the kiss, my wife's mother tells me the two of us must now dance in front of the whole family
>I now must awkwardly dance wity my waifu, in front of her family, while her grandfather looks at me and laughs
>kill me

>> No.15695417

>>15695395
They were only innocent children

>> No.15695418

>>15695411
She would think that men would be happier with other humans then her.

>> No.15695420

>>15695377
Well to be fair from the fallen maidens book just about any monster could be a former paladin. But you're right if we have dark mages and dark preists we need dark knights and so on

>> No.15695422

>>15695411
Imagine their "Guardian Succubus" coming and showing them how the world would be if they were human.

By the end of it they would be so terrified that they wouldn't think about it ever again.

>> No.15695426

>>15695377
Fallen heros already exist.

>> No.15695432

>>15695426
heroes*

>> No.15695433

>>15695418
Please no cuckquean monsters

>> No.15695442

>>15695368
She prays to the chief god daily while keeping celibate

>> No.15695453

I want to show a Mindflater my memory of first meeting her

>> No.15695456

Oppai loli kakuren with a big booty.

>> No.15695459

Should I doodle another Kraken or Flayer, or should I do something else?

>> No.15695460

>>15695459
Flayers are nice

>> No.15695462

>>15695459
Kraken

>> No.15695471

>>15695460
>>15695462
Are you squidding me?

>> No.15695474

Mature monsters should be little sisters and loli monsters should be big sisters

>> No.15695480

>>15695474
Like in my japanese porn comics?

>> No.15695481

>>15695433
It would be more like
>"If you want a family, why don't you just gt a nice human girl? She'll give you plenty of sons and daughters"
>"I'm sorry you have to go through so much to accommodate me. It's too much trouble for a man like you"
>"You didn't have to get angry at that man for saying those things to me. It's understandable that he wouldn't want me around because of what my kind does"

>> No.15695483

>>15695474
That's not he natural order of the things!

>> No.15695484

>>15695474
You're like the fool who wants a Jabberwock Imouto and Baphomet Oneesan.

>> No.15695488

>>15695484
I would love that

>> No.15695491

>>15695488
It's not right!

>> No.15695494

>>15695481
That is sad, I want to show her she should love herself. Healing when

>> No.15695498

>>15695474
At least tell me that the lolis are oppai

>> No.15695502

>>15695484
Jabberwock imouto. Jabberwock onee-san. Jabberwock aunt. Jabberwock mother. Jabberwock cousin. Jabberwock grandma who spoils you with hearty meals and sweaters she knitted herself.
Jabberwock mailman. Jabberwock pizza delivery person. Jabberwock lawyer.

JABBERWOCK FABRIC OF REALITY.

>> No.15695503

>>15695491
If it isn't right then why is it so cute, like when the little Wock goes to her big sis for advice

>> No.15695506

>>15695494
But she thinks she's inferior to humans in every way.

>> No.15695509

>>15695502
What about a Jabberwock nurse?

>> No.15695510
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>>15695502
The Jabberwock realm wocks

>> No.15695513

>>15695506
Maybe if a lich can turn her human for a day she would learn to appreciate her monsterself

>> No.15695515

>>15694254
You're a Nuclear Physicist?

>> No.15695519

>>15695506
But she is superior at having my love

>> No.15695522

>>15695515
No. A pizza guy.

>> No.15695524

>>15695513
She would just cry at returning to her old self. In the fairy tales the monster is supposed to turn into a human, not the other way around.

>>15695519
You would love her more if she were a human,

>> No.15695525

>>15695502
>Jabberwock pizza delivery person

>Have Jabberwock Senpai in High School
>She bullies you the whole time, demeaning you with her haughty arrogant nature
>Since she's your Upper-Classman and senior, you can't do anything to her except take her bullying
>One night when your parents are out you decide to order a Pizza
>You wait until you hear the doorbell
>Standing outside in a Pizza Delivery uniform and a beat up pick-up truck is your Jabberwock Senpai, who's shocked and horrified to find out its you
What do?

>> No.15695532

>>15695525
Not tip.

>> No.15695533
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15695533

Tell me about Undead Dragons, what kind of domains would they have in Undead Kingdoms?

>> No.15695535

What would your waifu do if a monster of her species raped you?

>> No.15695538

>>15695532
You're the real monster here

>> No.15695539

>>15695532
ICE FUCKING COLD

>> No.15695542

>>15695524
>her old self
But she was always a monster

>> No.15695543

>>15695533
They'd probably be closer to zombies than vampires in the hierarchy, cuddle hungry creatures that want to shower you with love they find/give in their life.

>> No.15695546

>>15695524
>You would love her more if she were a human,

I would love her no matter what she is, but no random human could be better than monster her

>> No.15695547

>>15695533
They don't have shit

They're mindless female lizard bitches that are going to endlessly fuck the first man they see because they spent their mortal life being blue-ovaried and died pathetic virgins

>> No.15695553

I want my Zombie waifu to introduce me to her Wight sister, even if the wight thinks I'm not good enough for her sister

>> No.15695555

>>15695533
Draco Liches should happen soon. Maybe Draco Wights too...

>> No.15695560 [DELETED] 

I really don't like this system. I go to check on a topic from the last thread and it isn't archived.
Picture spammer go home.

>> No.15695564

>>15695547
Wow anon, that's rude.

>> No.15695569

>>15695542
That's why she's sad. She got to feel like a beautiful princess for a day with one of her old restrictions, but then those worthless monster parts grew back.

>>15695546
But a human her would be better then a monster girl

>> No.15695571

>>15695553
>she isn't already a Wight
yeah you aren't good enough for her, It isn't like a zombie can stop the wight process

>> No.15695574

>>15695535
Be upset.

>> No.15695575

>>15695538
>>15695539
Maybe if she wasn't so cruel to me I would be nicer.
I give large tips to people who deserve it.

>> No.15695577

>>15695525
give her my cum rag as a tip

>> No.15695582

>>15695569
>She got to feel like a beautiful princess for a day with one of her old restrictions

The Prince still married Cinderella after the ball, so I'd still love monster her

>> No.15695586

>>15695535
Bully my dick after that shameful display

Then she'll find the other alp and teach me how to bully alps because it seems that I forgot

Then she'll bully my dick again

>> No.15695592

>>15695582
She was still the same after the ball only she didn't have a dress.

>> No.15695596

>>15695592
>>15695582
after reading you two's back and forth, imagining the monster is an Elf because that would be hilarious.

>> No.15695600

>>15695533
They probably live in caves. As endlessly ravenous as they are powerful, as endlessly lonesome as it is long lived, Undead Kingdoms probably start near Undead Dragon caves, under her mindless wing of protection. A Wight hero probably makes friends with her and promises her a good man if she'll be her country's figure head.

>> No.15695604

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead get the gremlin away from the golem, I don't see it going well.

>> No.15695606

>Disney movies in monstergirl land

>The bishounen and the beast
>101 kobolds
>Cowboy cowgirls
>Sister bear

>> No.15695609

>>15695606
>>101 kobolds
That actually sounds like an extremely adorable movie

>> No.15695613

>>15695606
>101 Kobolds
Imagine that glorious orgy!

>> No.15695616

>>15695609
Yeah, KDF would love it.

>> No.15695617

>>15695606
>The bishounen and the beast
This is the best movie

>> No.15695618

>>15695613
but a Cruel Paladin will try and stop it

>> No.15695620

>>15695606
Others like Tarzan or The Jungle Book would just have the animals turned into monstergirls.

>> No.15695621

>>15695604
I thought about a Gremlin trying to hack into my one Golem with xboxes for arms, Sandy, only for it to mess up due to either a lack of a brain, Sandy being extremely outdated for a Golem, or her ahoge slapping the Gremlin in the face to prevent her from even trying to hack.

>> No.15695623

>>15695555
Wouldn't it be splendid if the Zombie Dragon profile made mention of them evolving into such variants over time.

Perhaps regaining a measure of their pride and sophistication after having gained their long-desired husbando.

>> No.15695626

I like elf chest you thought I was gonna say ears weren't you. You are an Elfist

>> No.15695630

>>15695606
>Pinocchio is now a living doll
>She marries her creator at the end of the movie

>> No.15695631

>>15695626
Nice presumptions faggot, but I was perfectly fine with the statement "I like elf"

>> No.15695636

>>15695626
There's literally nothing wrong with liking Elf chest.

>> No.15695639 [DELETED] 

>Spend all night tending to horrible sunburns
>Nap in the bathtub or bed in varying levels of discomfort
>Slather body in aloe vera goop every so often
>"Wake Up" and check the thread
>So many deleted posts
The fuck were you faggots doing the last few hours?

>> No.15695641

Which Monsters is best to platonically cuddle with

>> No.15695646

>>15695596
>Elf complaining she looks too much like a monster

>> No.15695648 [DELETED] 

>>15695639
>>/jp/thread/S15693459#p15693459

I'm not going to bother explaining it here, just make your own conclusion from what got deleted.

>> No.15695650

>>15695630
Does she become a real girl?

>> No.15695654

welp, i went through the game, it was nice looking, now to wait for the translation

>> No.15695656

>>15695606
>Little Mermaid is initially the same
>Scyllas rally in protest
>Get it re-cut so that Ursula gets a happy ending

>> No.15695659

>>15695656
Half of the movies would need a re-cut then

>> No.15695660

>>15695656
yeah she get's to shove some wood deep in her

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>>15695641
the sleepytime duo

>> No.15695663

>>15695656
Wouldn't that polymorphing thing make most of the movie moot?

>> No.15695665

>>15695662
great to have sleep friends

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>>15695349
>>15695353
>>15695356

>> No.15695671

I like Ushis because they are cuties, I would trust one to go without her seal

>> No.15695672

>>15695663
Oh yes, because the Little Mermaid is already such an accurate depiction of mermaids as they are in our world.

>> No.15695674

>>15695641
Dormouse, weresheep, holstaur, mothgirl, all the lamias, hellhound, yeti.

>> No.15695676

>>15695654
Until the translation gives it context every corruption apart from the final one feels like a sands of time "that didn't happen" moment.

>> No.15695677

>>15695674
you don't mean at the same time right?

>> No.15695678

>>15695667
Does the Yeti loli ever cook stuff with her pan-helmet?

>> No.15695681

>>15695671
You're not fooling anyone, Ushi.

>> No.15695682

Would nerd monsters allow their DM's boyfriend to play with them?

>> No.15695683

>>15695676
>sands of time "that didn't happen" moment.
explain

>> No.15695684

>>15695677
Not really

But if you want to...

>> No.15695685

>>15695667
Will the Yeti ever realize that the Paladin gives better hugs than her?

I wonder how many anons have gone alp for pally.

>> No.15695686

>>15695681
I really do love Ushis

>> No.15695688

Give me a hobgoblin that is fucking JACKED

>> No.15695690

>>15695641
>platonically
>cuddle
>platonically

Alps I guess.

>> No.15695694

>>15695650
Only if you want to.

She's gonna marry you, either as a human girl or a doll, she doesn't care that much

>> No.15695695

>>15695533
They live deep in my heart and get a huge amounts of healing.

>> No.15695696

>>15695535
Worry I might be afraid of her and have rape flashbacks during sex

>> No.15695697

>>15695682
I want to make them underestimate me so I can surprise them by revealing that my character has actually been working for the main villain the whole time!

>> No.15695701
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>>15695688
Not an MGE Hobgoblin by any means, but she is pretty damn close.

>> No.15695703

>>15695696
Healing time?

>> No.15695705

>>15695682
Teehee silly monsters don't hit on me I have a girlfriend

>> No.15695712

>>15695641
Crow Tengu, Cheshire Cat, Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Wyvern, Hellhound, Weresheep, Holst, Mothman, Kitsune, Yeti, Alraune, Kejourou, Ittan-Momen, Slime, Lava Golem

Pick one of those

>> No.15695715

>>15695701
Sweet jesus

>> No.15695716

Monsters and Men can't be friends only lovers or nothing at all

>> No.15695718

>>15695703
Why would any monstergirl want to heal a boy who was raped and tossed aside?
I know I'd feel worthless.

>> No.15695720

>>15695701
I'll take it!

>> No.15695723
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Would my house turn into a miniature undead kingdom from all the mamonomana flying off my undead harem?
I want to get dragged into the crypt(bedroom) for some cool-skinned sexytime with the waifus in an orgy they like to call "the bonepile"

>> No.15695725

>>15695535
She would definitely fight that monster after telling me it's okay.

>> No.15695726

>>15695718
There are many girls who love that. There are monstergirls who go to the low level male brothels especifically to find broken boys and take them home.

>> No.15695730

>>15695683
In prince of persia: the sands of time, the price himself is telling the story, and every game over he says something along the lines of "that's not right, let me begin again."

In relation to this game. Eristia tends to get caught, turn into a monster and then time seems to reset and they move on solving whatever block.

there's clearly more to it then that but without the translation that's all I can go on

>> No.15695731

>>15695712
>Pick one of those
But most of my favorie girls aren't there!

>> No.15695733

>>15695535
She would beat the shit out of the rapist because no one hurts her master. She might go crazy if the rapist says she actually pleased me unlike her

>> No.15695742

The worst part about working in a Cemetery is telling visiting Liches that they can't dig up the bodies

>> No.15695744

>>15695712
Drago-
Wyvern.

>> No.15695748

>>15695712
Crow Tengu.

>> No.15695753

>>15695733
Just imagine her reaction when she finds out.
>One day she pulls you over and sits down next to you with tears in her eyes.
>"Anon, you never look at me when we do it. What's going on? Is it another girl? Am I not good enough anymore?"
>And then after you tell her what happened to you before you met her the tears dry up and you could swear you can see her vibrating in fury.
>"Excuse me darling."
>Twenty minutes later you find out through the news that a monstergirl was brutally assaulted and the doctors at the hospital she was taken to say she'll probably never walk again.
>When her picture comes up you recognize her as the girl who raped you.

>> No.15695758

>>15695712
Hellhound and Cheshire Cat
I know it says one, but fuck that I'm taking both of them.
And the cuddles will not be platonic.

>> No.15695765

>>15695535
Call the cops, and not get thrown in jail for assault?

>> No.15695770

>>15695535

What if a monster of her species was also notably cruel? Giving you some cuts, calling you worthless, looking at you with nothing but scorn, etc

>> No.15695780

>>15695733
>"I satisfied him that night, I know it, he knows it and I think you know it too. it doesn't matter how better you get at sex, he'll always have me to compare it too.

>> No.15695782

>>15695753
It would be better if it ends as some kind of dom/sub threesome where your waifu doms the other girl while you fuck them both.

It is my fetish.

>> No.15695794

>>15695712
>Lava Golem
>Platonic
It sure as hell ain't gonna be after warming me up.

>> No.15695806

Please no talk of sad Waifus. Instead how about we talk about why Matango are cuties

>> No.15695810

>>15695782
Anon if a monstergirl raped me and tossed me aside, only for another member of her species to genuinely fall for me, the second girl wouldn't let the first one's crimes slide.
Plus it's a reference to what happens to Bogs in Shawshank Redemption.
Just replace prison with "her house" and the guard with "A pissed off MG with a baseball bat."

>> No.15695811

>>15695770
>>15695780
She would focus on healing me to the fullest, ignoring whatever the rapist says and making sure I forget everything that happened that day.
While my waifu can get pretty violent, if the damage done to me is enough she might leave revenge on second plan and focus on bringing my smile back.

I really love her

>> No.15695817
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15695817

How long do you think it takes for a nine tailed kitsune to groom their tails?

>> No.15695825

>>15695817
days because by the time she finishes her last tail the first needs brushing again

>> No.15695827

>>15695817
A Kitsune with 9 tails has a husband who is more than happy to brush them for her, so it doesn't matter how long it takes.

>> No.15695831

>>15695817
9 years.

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>>15695758

That's some top tier taste Anon

>> No.15695834

>>15695825
Another reason to have children ASAP.

>> No.15695836

>>15695817
90 years

>> No.15695837

I want to befriend a bullied mindflayer

>> No.15695848

>>15695837
I want to use the wet finger on a mindflayer

>> No.15695850

>>15695837
She might be Yandere for you

>> No.15695851

>>15695837
I want to befriend a bullied bully.

i still want my healing stories damn it.

>> No.15695855

>>15695848
Don't bully, it is mean
>>15695850
But I am just her friend?

>> No.15695858

Normally I'm a lamia only sort of person, especially the Shirohebi. But I'm really in love with the Atlach-Nacha. At least giant edritch spider is way cooler than Mindflayer squid.

>> No.15695861

>>15695609
>>>15695606
>>>101(Dead) kobolds
>That actually sounds like an extremely adorable movie

Please tell me that was an unintentional formatting error. Or that they're wight kobolds.

>> No.15695869

>>15695858
They're both monsterboys and therefore shit that doesn't belong here

>> No.15695873

I like shogs and kikis, so can I just have both for maids?

>> No.15695876

>>15695873
Sure you can, buddy!

>> No.15695877

>>15695855
But if nobody bullies her how will she be your bullied friend?

I'm doing this for your sake, Anon.

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>>15695873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

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>>15695851

>Setting focuses on corruption
>Wants stories about healing

As paradoxical as that is that's something I would enjoy.

I thought about trying to write something about an Apophis who gets everything she wants and is miserable, yet can't figure out why. I'm not sure how to really twist it, but she would end up wanting to start a family instead of being mustache twirlingly evil.

Granted that's not healing per say, but I do like seeing friction between the monster part and the girl part.

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15695886

I want to do this with a Monstergirl

>> No.15695889

I would rather be homeless than work at a Monster run brothel

>> No.15695891

>>15695873
no, enemies forever
http://imgur.com/a/tTD2n

>> No.15695896

>>15695873
Yes but the Kiki was raised by a Shog and the Shog was raised by a Kiki

>> No.15695901

>>15695891
This is actually the endgame for my life in MGC!

>> No.15695906

>>15695889
You will be kidnapped from the streets and forced to work on an illegal one! Is that what you want?

>> No.15695907

I seriously want a hobgoblin with big enough muscles to make a group of oni nervous

>> No.15695909

>>15695901
That's lewd and also wrong.

>> No.15695910

>>15695885
Vaguely reminds me of a story idea I started, including a CC Apophis who settled into a normal, ordinary life of a business woman, and wants nothing more than to be mustache-twirlingly evil.

>> No.15695912

>>15695906
I can always try and run away

>> No.15695921

>>15695912
If you try you will be drugged all the time to keep you docile.

>> No.15695922

>>15695901
My endgame for MGE is fighting my waifu's hoard which just turned into a tsukumogami gem golem.

>> No.15695923

>>15695910
The one where she ropes anon into annoying the Pharaoh?

>> No.15695925

>>15695910
Middle management evil with small but indomitable ambitions is the best.

>> No.15695928

I don't like evil monsters and would not like them

>> No.15695943
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15695943

Kej are cute

>> No.15695947

>>15695928
It's OK, they'll make you.

>> No.15695955

>>15695947
But a good paladin will protect me

>> No.15695958

>>15695943
Kej are hairy.

>> No.15695963
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15695963

Paladin alps whos still think god hears them are the ultimate bully material.

>> No.15695967

>>15695943
I want to see a yan gyaru Kejourou.
>>15695963
Why do Alps have the worst goddamn following of any girl?

>> No.15695970

>>15695967
Worst girl, worst following. Not rocket science.

>> No.15695971

>>15695967
Gay shit.

>> No.15695976

>>15695967
Because the one thing that separates them from regular succubi is "used to be a dude."

>> No.15695980

Can a Yandere also be Tsundere?

>> No.15695990

There is literally nothing wrong with an Alp.

>> No.15695992

>>15695955

Just pray they don't give you a female paladin, cause that's just asking them to fall and become rape machines

>> No.15695995

>>15695963
>Paladin alps tripping and falling due to their smaller stature not fitting their old armor
>Have trouble swinging their weapons due to -4 STR

Sounds cute as fuck.

>> No.15696000

>>15695980
>Won't fuck you
>Will kill any one else you try to fuck.
This is why I hate tsunderes

>> No.15696007

>>15695980
She can go from tsundere to yandere, but both at the same time? No.

>> No.15696010

>>15695992
But she promised she would protect me on her last mission before her promotion

>> No.15696011

>>15695910

Maybe I'm just a sucker for turning bad girls good, and them turning me bad.

Living together in grey instead of black and white.

>> No.15696028

I want to spook a skeleton

>> No.15696033

>>15695943
Yeah. It's been two years ago around this week since the MGE version of the Kejourou was released.

I put together a collection of Kej art and images on imgur to make it all organized though I don't know all the artists who made everything.

>> No.15696048

>>15696033
>two years ago around this week since the MGE version of the Kejourou was released.
Nigga what?

>> No.15696049

When you hear the word monster, what species is the first that comes to mind

>> No.15696051
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15696051

>>15696033
And all she got as a present was a denial of bonus art in MGE-2

>> No.15696054

>>15696049

Humans

>> No.15696055

>>15696049
Undead

>> No.15696056

>>15696048

the MGE profile itself i mean.

>> No.15696057

>>15696049
Man

>> No.15696063

I like low tier undead more than high tier

>> No.15696067

>>15696056
I know what you mean, but has it really been that long? How many girl ago was that? I feel like kej was some where close to mindflayer.

>> No.15696083

So are Lizards jealous of dragons?

>> No.15696095

>>15696083
Yes.

>> No.15696106
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15696106

>>15696051

It's a shame. But at least Luth finished the commission. Now I don't have any that other people are working on. I hope to get good at drawing so i can make my own someday.

>>15696067

Finding the info on when the entries from a few years ago were put out was tricky. I basically looked up the history on the wiki or the comment section on KC's own site which wasn't so helpful most of the time. Mindflayer was put out 10+ entries later. Before the Kejourou entry was the Karakasa and after was Akaname.

For the record the Gazers pseudo birthday is September 13th (2013) and Jabberwocks is Jan 14 (2014)

I actually have a list of these I could put up on pastebin if you're interested.

>> No.15696126

>>15693459
This new? What happened to the last thread?

>> No.15696128

>>15696106
I thought Gazer's was 9/11.

>> No.15696133

>>15696126
Trust me anon, you don't want to open that particular can of worms again.

>> No.15696137

>>15696106
>I actually have a list of these I could put up on pastebin if you're interested.
Yeah, lemme know Wight's birthday. I might do something focusing on her.

>> No.15696140

>>15696126
People likely started posting links to the previous thread in the OP because you idiots keep asking this question.

See for yourself and stop making the janitor come back to delete posts.

>> No.15696145

Don't fuck Manticores with weak venom, only fuck the potent ones

>> No.15696153 [DELETED] 

>>15696140
Get bubonic plague.

>> No.15696163

>>15696128
Possible. That date specifically is when the profile when on the Wiki. Actually looking further it turns out that Sept 11th is the Jinko

>>15696137

I don't know how accurate it would be but the Wight's wiki page was put up on August 26th 2013

>> No.15696166

So
>griffon
>still no phoenix
I hate KC
> white horn
A caribou?
>dark mage
ONEE SABBATH EXISTS HOLY SHIT!
>kamaitachi
Matter of time
>oshimusha
Death Knights? I like
>atlach nacha
Gonna need ten flamethrowers for this one
>nurarihyon
Dullahan shinobi?

>> No.15696185

So what monster rivalry would make no sense?

>> No.15696193

>>15696166
>>nurarihyon
>Dullahan shinobi?

Not quite. In their original japanese mythology they're yokai that other yokai highly respect. They'll enter a persons house and eat their food; expensive stuff especially and just leave afterwards. Residents of the house won't suspect a thing only until after he leaves.

The black smoke this version has is probably what they use to make themselves not seem suspicious. Of course they probably help themselves to more than just food now.

>> No.15696194

>>15696185
Skateboarding rivalry between a Pot Devil and and an Alp.

>> No.15696198

>>15696185
Selkie and lilim

>> No.15696200

>>15696106
The 13th not the 11th?

>> No.15696207

>>15695869
That's retarded. Not only is this a place to discuss the monster girl encyclopedia. They are literally no more monster boys than any other incubus, they just have and ability similar to a DnD druids shape shift ability instead of being fire proof or under water breathing.

>> No.15696208

>>15696193
Sounds like someone you'd spank till their ass glows in the dark.

>> No.15696213

>>15696208

I could see the MGE Nuraraihyon being a Yazuka boss or something.

>> No.15696215

Problem: kid wants to be a hero but doesn't know Wyvern his age.
Solution: ???

>> No.15696222

>>15696215
git gud

>> No.15696230

>>15696215
Tear down the Berlin Wall.

>> No.15696252

I'm trying to collect all of Crayon's pictures to make an updated full collection of them
http://imgur.com/a/D3mbO#0 is the one one the wordpress and it's extremely outdated, so if any of you wouldn't mind helping me out, could you make an album of any of the ones you have and i'll sort through them myself?

>> No.15696265

http://imgur.com/a/eaJi4

So here's that album of Kej images that I was talking about earlier

http://pastebin.com/ixyhRrcN

And the list of dates when MGs were introduced.

>> No.15696276

>>15696265
It seem the imgur link doesn't work.

>> No.15696279

>>15696276

ah sorry. try now.

>> No.15696284
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>>15695533
She actually did it.

The madwoman raised a Dragon as a Zombie!

>> No.15696286

>>15696207
Guess what

We don't talk about a lot of elements of MGE, and that includes incubi in general.

This is the monster GIRL thread, if you want to discuss shapeshifting, incubi, and whether or not being a squid dildo or spider-chair is better, you have a much better place to talk about it it than here:

>>>/d/

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>>15696284
Bloody bandwagoner.

>> No.15696305

>>15696279
That did the trick, thanks mang.

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>>15696252
They're in a better place

Though I'm curious, who here saves any and all OC from these threads?

>> No.15696318
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>>15696314
I just save the stuff i like a lot
Mostly latenight and Loen stuff

>> No.15696324

>>15696318
>tfw you walk in on your Kiki daughteru watching Billy Mays infomercials and touching herself.

>> No.15696329

>>15696215
Acquire Valkyrie.

>> No.15696333

>>15696329
>Valkyrie leads boy to an unwinnable battle so he can die an honorable death
Great going, bird-brain!

>> No.15696336

>>15696215
Learn Kung Fu from a Monkey.

>> No.15696341

>>15696336
Kick, punch it's all in the mind.

>> No.15696350

>>15696333
Valkyrie train them so they DON'T get killed.

>> No.15696355

>>15696333
That moments hesitation right she might experience before a hero dies seems ripe to turn a valkyrie dark.
She can still save him, he doesn't need to die like this. Something along those lines.

>> No.15696356

>>15696324

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>> No.15696438
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15696438

Lingerie?

>> No.15696471 [SPOILER] 
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15696471

Okay anon, I'm almost finished with your dare. I just have to finish up the robes and the scarf she's holding.

I would try and power through that tonight, but I'm way too tired.

>> No.15696475

>>15696471
Magnificent, BROTHER.

>> No.15696482
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15696482

hnnnnng

>> No.15696486

>>15696482
Cold... so cold...

>> No.15696492

>>15696471
That's impressive stuff.

>> No.15696495

>>15696471
I want that Desert Raccoon!

>> No.15696506

Mad monsters are cute

>> No.15696522
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15696522

i regret nothing

also, everything

>> No.15696541

>>15696522
Motherfucker.

>> No.15696545

>>15696522
I hate you and I want you dead.

Coons are cute and did nothing wring.

>> No.15696547

Why are Childhood friend monstergirls the worst

>> No.15696551 [SPOILER] 
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>>15696506
You say that but...

>> No.15696556

>>15696547
Bobby, you're gay.

>> No.15696560

>>15696506
Rude.

>> No.15696569

>>15696551
>>15696560
I never said I was making them mad, maybe they are mad at a math problem or something

>> No.15696571

>>15696556
Gay for Older Sis monsters

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15696575

>>15696569
uso da

>> No.15696580

>>15696569
You're making me think of a werecat hissing at her math homework in frustration and I thank you for it.

>> No.15696585

>>15696580
You better go help her with her homework

>> No.15696587

>>15696569
>mad at a math problem
I can only imagine being a second or third grade teacher and handing out math sheets only for a minichuff to start hissing and shredding her homework, followed by the rest of the class joining in. So then everyone in the class has to take remedial lessons after writing on the board 'I will not hiss and destroy my homework' a hundred times. Even miniwurm, the only one who didn't ruin her sheet but ended up getting everything wrong anyway.

>> No.15696589

>>15696580
>>15696585
Just feed it to the Kobold, that's what I'd do.

>> No.15696596

I want to be the teacher's pet to my Monster Math Teacherand not fuck her because that is illegal

>> No.15696597

>>15696587
Miniwurm bad at math? Does not compute! Miniwurm knows everything about equations! They whinny and have hoofs!

>> No.15696599

>>15696545
>Coons are cute and did nothing wring
She can't even type but for the wringing of her hands. This slanderous gold craving whore. .

>> No.15696604

>>15696580
Even as a teen when she reaches a hard or long math problem she hisses

>> No.15696618

What do monstergirls do when they are mad?
Werewolves growl
Werecats hiss
What does harpy do?
What does a kiki do?
What the fuck kind of angry noise does a shog make, and should such an unhly cadence ever fall upon mortal ears?

>> No.15696621

>>15696618
Harpies squawk, fool

>> No.15696622

>>15696618
Shogs make geometric sounds

>> No.15696627

>>15696622
>kaleidoscopic aromas intensify

>> No.15696643

>>15696618
Shogs make a cacophony

>> No.15696664

>>15696618
>What does a kiki do?
well dog bird so growling squawks

>> No.15696668

>>15696618
A Kiki removes kebab, cyka.

>> No.15696676

>>15696668
>Angry kikis don't angerfuck you, they just buy a whole pack of kebabs, cook them up and throw them out the window growling "Remove kebab. Remove Kebab."

>>15696622
What does non-euclidean geometry sound like?

>> No.15696678

>>15696676
>What does non-euclidean geometry sound like?
Roll for SAN check

>> No.15696682

>>15696676
>What does non-euclidean geometry sound like?
You know how a Grue looks? It's like that, but in reverse, at -0.5x speed.

>> No.15696684

>>15696618
Slimegirls make a gurgling noise like an upset stomach when they're... upset.
Except bubble slime, who fizzes like a shaken-up bottle of coke

>> No.15696690

>>15696684
I still want a Soda Slime

>> No.15696695

>>15696618
Alps puff their cheeks up and make angry kyaa's.

>> No.15696697

>>15696695
Wouldn't the sound effect by "tsk" or "che" instead of "kyaa"?

>> No.15696704

>>15696678
Rolled a crit fail.

>>15696684
Their bubbling probably sounds like a hiss anyway.

Wait, shogs are good at mimicking stuff, right? Like, they mimic their master's battle cry and took it for their own. So what if instead of [Angry Shog Noises], she just replays [Angry Elder Thing Noises]

Would that be better or worse?

>> No.15696706

>>15696704
The good news is that you won't have to experience 14 years of waiting for half-life 3!

>> No.15696707

>>15696704
Worse, because at least Shogs are made out of stuff, Elder Things are made out of [insert proper form of matter in the appropriate extra dimensions here] and the way something like that makes air vibrate is not conductive to SAN at all.

>> No.15696725

Genki Shoggoths are adorable

>> No.15696729

>>15696690
Bubble slime's pretty much it. Once you move her out of the sewer she becomes nice-smelling and addictively delicious fizzy jelly.
Fizzy jelly that you can dick.
> you will never have a soda stream that's fuelled by your own jizz

>> No.15696735

>>15696725
Do we have any examples of this?

>> No.15696739

>>15696690
MTN Gamer Slimes is best player 2

>> No.15696742

>>15696739
What flavor of MTN dew would that slime be?

>> No.15696761
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15696761

Fat Monkey Butt

>> No.15696763

>>15696761
I won't play bongos on her butt,she can't make me

>> No.15696766

>>15696735
I need Latenight to draw a shog with a confident pose, her thumb up, a wide grin on her face and "Tekeli-li!" In the background.

>> No.15696772

>>15695923
Not quite...

Rather, a Pharaoh who was her ancient rival awakens from a long slumber, giving her an excuse to get back to "Evil" antics, even though she really should be doing her job.

>> No.15696773

>>15696704
>>15696707
>>15696725
>>15696766
> 14 new girls
> and god knows how many bonus arts
> conversation is still all about Shogs

You guys failed the SAN check when she first came out, didn't you? And now all you can think about is lewd geometries

>> No.15696779

What if you accidentally get raped by an elf

>> No.15696781

>>15696773
But mastah anon, there's no need for any other girls.

>> No.15696783

>>15696779
Depends. If it's a Wood Elf, I'll make fun of her for being a tree-hugger until she's too upset to rape me, then I turn the tables and do it to her.
If it's a High Elf, I take a long bath and try to forget it happened.
If it's a Dark Elf I ask if she'll take me in as her new pet.

>> No.15696785

>>15696773
Well, none of the other girls really tickle my fancy so good. For some reason chaos spider does absolutely nothing for me. Her design is cool, but I'm not here for cool. And I prefer actual arachne over her at any rate.

While Zombie dragon is nice, we just have artwork to solidify the thread character we've had since forever, so her profile pic alone isn't really enough to spark any great swathes of coonversation.

>> No.15696787

Which monster niche hasn't been filled yet?

>> No.15696788
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15696788

>>15696438
I do love negligee.

>> No.15696794

>>15696788
If only I could lick their sweaty cunnies and pits.

>> No.15696796

I want to be a respectable video game streamer on Monster Twitch, by not having a a face/dick cam and instead just play the games

>> No.15696804

>>15696781
CONTAINMENT BREACHED
CONTAINMENT BREACHED
Y'know, it's the Old Ones monstergirls that are more likely to appear first in 2017, what with their tenuous connection to the materiel plane anyway

>> No.15696810

>>15696804
If I were a Deep One, blublublublublublublublup~
All day long I'd swim beneath the sea~

>> No.15696812

I like abominations because they are always cute

>> No.15696826 [DELETED] 

>1000 seasonal tickets
Only noteworthy results are 2 Rheas and 1 Saki. Still no Ran and I'm frustrated.

>> No.15696828

>>15696804
So best girls first, show me to the first mindflayer

>> No.15696830

>>15696785
> For some reason chaos spider does absolutely nothing for me.
> For some reason
Sounds like you caught the oppai fever, boi

>> No.15696836
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15696836

Make sure you stay away from Feral Monsters that don't know language very well

>> No.15696843

>>15696830
>I love titty monsters on such a base level that I didn't even realise why I didn't care about chaos spider
Ah, so that was it. Or maybe its just a part of it, I mean if she was a hueg titty monster I still might not care.

>> No.15696845

>>15696697
Them chewing on their thumbs while they go "che!" is when they're frustrated or annoyed.

And when they're super, super mad they cry

>> No.15696897

>>15696788
Why don't they wear clothes?

>> No.15696907

>>15696897
The castle gets hot in the summer.

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>>15696897
Because why would they?

>> No.15696913

>>15696907
Hire a cold monster chill them

>> No.15696925

I want to hide my blood type from my Vampire childhood friend

>> No.15696937

>>15696925
I wonder how early her urges to nibble and bite boys she likes start to occur. Probably around age seven at the earliest? Though, they'd just think it was fun at that age.

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>>15696937
I'd say earlier since mostergirls supposedly have puberty earlier than human girls and that's when a lot of their monstrous tendencies pop up.

>> No.15696955

I want to hide my skills a warrior and surprise the bully salamander

>> No.15696956

>>15696937
I'd let her nib-nib on my sleeve
>>15696953
Dammit anon I was just about to post it after searching for it

>> No.15696964

>>15696953
>tfw phobic of hypodermic objects in general
I could never make it work with a vampire.

>> No.15696968

>>15696964
I despise/slightly scared of needles and yet I love Vampires

>> No.15696970

>>15696953
I'd think they'd be blood-drinkers from the moment they're off nursing, although to start with you probably have to slice your own finger for them and let them suck it better.
I'd think it only starts to make them feel funny when they hit monmusu puberty at 10 or whatever.

>> No.15696971

>>15696964
I get a lot of blood tests so getting drained in the arm wouldn't bother me

>> No.15696979

>>15696968
Unfortunately blood drawing/incisions are a huge goddamn nope for me.
We clash on a fundamental level.

>> No.15696981

>>15696971
You diabetic or something?

that aside, to you think vamps can taste illness or did we cross this subject already?

>> No.15696989

>>15696925
why would you hide your blood type if she is your friend?

>> No.15696994

>>15696981
>You diabetic or something?
No, but Im repeatedly tested for it among others

>that aside, Do you think vamps can taste illness or did we cross this subject already?
I think they might be able to taste something "Off"

>> No.15696997

>>15696989
Because my blood type is the rarest normal blood, like 1%, so I don't want her to like me just because of my blood like other vampires would

>> No.15696998

>>15696989
Because he wants to stay friends.
Although I don't really rate his chances. Friendzoning monsters seems like a great way to get pelvis-destroyed. Better to take it to the next level, but on your own terms.

>> No.15696999

>>15696997
> has freak blood type
> think this makes him MORE desirable to vamps
ok whatever you say anon

>> No.15697000

>>15696999
Either rare=good so fake friend or rare=bad so no friend. So I'd lose either way

>> No.15697001
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with gremlin tech and cyclops magic forging I wonder how impractical I can make my sword?

>> No.15697004

>>15697001
That is a good question. Rocket powered sword?

>> No.15697007

>>15697001
Chainsaw katana when?

>> No.15697012

>>15697004
>>15697007
Rocket powered chainsaw katana?

>> No.15697014

>gaping
"Nah. They got the best muscle control of all land base mammals. They can get that diameter down so low that you can't fit a pinky in and they routinely crush the hands of vets they don't like. Their anuses do the same and both and do this jackoff motion without any actual body movement. Their internal temperature is hotter and thus more pleasurable too as well as the internal surface area being more textured."

Damnit /tg/, I'm not supposed to like centaurs.

>> No.15697016

>>15697012
Yes.

>> No.15697017

>>15696999
I bet vampires shitpost in monster /ck/ about blood types

>> No.15697020

>>15697012
What about a chainsaw powered rocket katana?

>> No.15697024

>>15697017
I want to learn delicious cooking recipes from a Troll who posts on /ck/

>> No.15697025

>>15697020
How do you power things with chainsaws?
We must ask the gremlins to research this

>> No.15697028

>>15696836
Third panel of her pouncing him when?
>>15696845
Poor widdle faggots.

>> No.15697040

>>15697025
I want to see a gremlin and lich high five in the name of SCIENCE!

>> No.15697042

>>15696912
Will this ever be finished?

>> No.15697046

>>15697028
Considering that is just an edit of an old Far Side stripe, never.

>> No.15697056

>>15697042
It was...technically.

>> No.15697084

What if you call a sexy monster cute?

>> No.15697088

http://i.imgur.com/yjV1h1I.jpg

You wouldn't stick your dick in crazy, right?

>> No.15697092

>>15697084
There are so many different reactions possible, from rape to blushing and so much more

My sexy waifu would hug me if I called her cute

>> No.15697116

>>15697084
> "Cute?! Anon, I'm 120 years old and I didn't join the AntiSabbath so some smug young stud could go around calling me names like that!"
> "You just earned yourself 10 minutes of marshmellow hell, mister. And if you get an asphyxiation boner like last time I'm going to be 'rough' when I paizuri it to completion."
Such is life with a Dark Magefu

>> No.15697117

>>15697056
Technically?

>> No.15697120

>>15697088
I-I just wanted a room to stay the night in!

>> No.15697124

>>15697088
That's just a little girl, of course I won't dick it.

>> No.15697125

>>15697120
> I-I just wanted a room to stay the night in!
"Why not stay the night in ~here~ anon, it's ever so snug and comfy, fufufufu~"

>> No.15697131
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>>15697084
>"H-Ha you're funny, dude."
>Anon thinks I'm cute! Yes!

>> No.15697133

>>15697131
The moose is loose aboot the hoose, eh? I'll poor soome syrup on her bazoongas, eh?

>> No.15697140

>>15697133
Could you do that to your Canadian Moose Girl childhood friend?

It might be awkward.

>> No.15697141

>>15697116
That doesn't sound like a punishment at all.

>> No.15697142

>>15697084
Waifu would likely blush and say something in russian about making her embarrassed.

>> No.15697152

>>15697142
>Waifu talking in her native language

That's hot, I hope she has an accent too

>> No.15697161

>>15697141
Even if the scenario itself makes you happy considering who's doing it, it's still going to get a little overwhelming if she keeps going without pause after release. No nerves of steel down there after all.

>> No.15697163

>>15697152
Of course she does. She speaks fluent english unless she's distressed or embarrassed and then it becomes broken english or russian. Though she has a tendency not to use contractions because I like the idea.

>> No.15697164

>>15697152
I was a russian minichuff to sing songs in her language for me.

>> No.15697169

>>15697152
A lizard/salamander with a carribean accent would be weird

>> No.15697171

>>15697164
I hear in Russia they make chuffs perform in circuses.

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>>15696735

>> No.15697175

Do monsters ever spill their spaghetti

>> No.15697179

>>15697171
What kind of performances?

>> No.15697180
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>>15697175
Yes

>> No.15697184

>>15697174
>Yatta!
>>15697175
If they're Stinkypedes or Alps or worse yet, Stinkypedes written by Alps, then yes.

>> No.15697192

>>15697179
Chuffs performing Acrobatic feats, Chuff tamers doing their thing.

Shady backroom 'Chuff Dances'

>> No.15697193

Seigfreid and roy would be a different show with jinkos and white lion girls

>> No.15697197

>>15697175
When one tries to confess to you

>> No.15697201

>>15697193
Didnt one of them get attacted by their own tigers?

>> No.15697203

>>15697193
>>15697201
>One of the girls gets too frisky on stage and pounces on one of them for some snusnu
>In front of a live audience
>>15697192
Sounds interesting. How would say, a foreigner, get in on these chuff dances? Hypothetically speaking.

>> No.15697205

>>15697201
Like the old saying goes; you can take the tiger out of the jungle but you can't not get mauled by it.

>> No.15697208

>>15697203
>Hypothetically speaking
Money upfront. No camera, no wire. Cellphone off. Hands off, da?

>> No.15697211

>>15697203
You talk to the ringmaster and ask for 'Ivanka'

You can thank me later.

>> No.15697213

>>15697152
> flustered waifu falls back to a series of ribbits, croaks, and reeeeeeeeeeeeees

Nigga that's kawaii
I worry that I'm vergibg on bestiality because I like the idea of her letting out overwhelmed "rib-rib-rib-ribbit! Ah-ah-rib-rib-rib-ribbit!"s as I'm fucking her at full force

>> No.15697219

>>15697193
Would the White Tiger girl in that show have tassels on her nipples?

Or something tasteful. but very lewd, the usual showgirl outfit?

I'd go see that, and try to get her autograph afterwards.

>> No.15697222

>>15697219
At start, is Red Army uniform.

>> No.15697230

>>15697208
>>15697211
Sounds like a good time. I'm not going to wake up on a dirty mattress with a choice between the barrel they're tossing in the river, or explaining to the border guards at the airport why I'm bringing a tiger back home with me, am I?

>> No.15697231

How do you turn down a monster's confession because you are already dating someone

>> No.15697236

>>15697230
Worst case scenario? Wake up at studio in Siberia. Make home movie, 25 year sentence. Is legit, da? Sentence for hooliganism. No need for trial, guilty!
Glory to Arstotzka!

>> No.15697238

>>15697230
If airport security troubles you, she'll just hoist them up and explain that she's 'Being of going with husband to new home to having many children' and they'll understand. It happens quite a bit.

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>>15697238
From Russia with love.

>> No.15697260

>>15697238
>>15697255
Jinkos shall always speak russian or broken english in my mind now. And I love it.

>> No.15697261

>>15697140
But what if she's secretly lusted for you to lick maple syrup off her all those years, anon?

>> No.15697265

>>15697231
At this point it's too late, in her mind she is already your wife, you're better off accepting her love

Bigamy isn't that bad

>> No.15697270

>>15697142
I'd your waifu a bear girl?

>> No.15697274

>>15697265
If me and the Waifu help her hook up with her other crush would that absolve us of the problem

>> No.15697276

>No Dire Devil Bug grill who doesn't tolerate her sisters trying to steal you and only knows how to exclaim the word "Shocking!"

>> No.15697280

>>15697261
Then she makes a lewd face and presses your face in deeper.

>> No.15697285

It's not like I want to marry my childhood friend

>> No.15697286

>>15697274
If you're not her first ever crush then there is still hope
She's probably the kind of love-starved girl who'd marry the first man who give her attention

>> No.15697289

>>15697285
>being the tsundere childhood friend
Let me guess, she promised to marry you and forgot all about it?

>> No.15697290

>>15697255
>>15697260
But tigers are Indian

>> No.15697291

>>15697280
>tfw no Canadian monster girl to enjoy a poutine with after some sticky maple syrup sex

>> No.15697294

>>15697290
Q: What is a Siberian Tiger?
A: The biggest damn chuff around, that's what!

>> No.15697296

>>15697286
> She's probably the kind of love-starved girl who'd marry the first man who give her attention
What is 'all monstergirls'

>> No.15697298

>>15697294
I want to sneak up on a Siberian Jinko and engage in surprise cuddling

>> No.15697301

>>15697296
True that, be careful who you smile to, you wouldn't want to be marked as some random monstergirl's husband

>> No.15697303

>>15697298
Dersu, him very bad fellow.

>> No.15697309

>>15697289
Who needs dumb promise that mean nothing to me

>> No.15697313

>>15697303
Gonna feel every inch of her!
Gonna saver her chocolate skin, muscles, and scars!
Gonna make white haired minichuffs!

>> No.15697323

im going to be a regular at the fox shrine!

>> No.15697338

>>15697323
I'll be a regular at the raiju night club!

>> No.15697346

Would Cheshire's like the 'Mean Kitty Song' because it is an old meme?

>> No.15697347

>>15697338
I'm going to be a regular at The Video Dungeon arcade!

>> No.15697353

>>15697346
Would you like a knob in your gob because you're a peter-puffin' poof?

>> No.15697361

>>15697353
Do I have to bone a Cheshire till she speaks proper English?

>> No.15697364

>>15697346

If you put some tape on a Cheshire would they react like http://youtu.be/1gl7xr5rftc?

>> No.15697366

>>15697323
I'm going to be a regular in the Ryu shrine.
Gonna donate pics of me.

>> No.15697370

Dancing Baby Cheshire is oldest meme

>> No.15697375

>>15697366
I'm going to be a regular at the home of a chubby sea bishop's house!

>> No.15697382

I like Lizards and Salamanders, but would never fight them because I am a bit of a pacifist

>> No.15697388

>>15697382
Then find one that fights with words!

>> No.15697397

>>15697388
>Monkey Island style insult-fencing
Yes, quite. Rather.

>> No.15697409

>>15697117
The finished product didn't look much like the WIPs at all. .less wasn't able to find an angle he liked for it, so the end result was something more...simplistic.

>> No.15697415

>>15697291
>Now have a sudden craving for poutine
>Still in Japan for another week
...fuck.

>> No.15697424

>>15697382
Fight a battle of intelects, like who can finish a puzzle first.

>> No.15697426
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>>15697424
Nobody is smarter than a Sphinx!
Why don't we have art of a Sphinx in a green leotard with question marks on it, anyway?

>> No.15697428

>>15697424
Probably not you.
You forgot an L in intellect

>> No.15697429

>>15697397
Vinegar talk? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLrUpiePR60

>> No.15697431

>>15697375
I'm going to be a regular on a dragon's hoard.

>> No.15697434

>>15697428
I woke up 10 minutes ago.

If she tried to "fight" me, I would just answer with a sloppy hug

>> No.15697435

>>15697426
Because everyone forgot she existed.

>> No.15697450

>>15697409
That's a shame. Oh well. His wans are always a pleasure to look at.

>>15697415
Man I just wish we still had a new York fries in town. Their butter chicken poutines are to die for.

>> No.15697451
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15697451

SKEROONK!

>> No.15697455

>>15697451
BIG

>> No.15697461

>>15697434

>Riddle me this, Anon: what is the sound of one hand clap-
>Wait, what are you doing? Why are you hugging me? This isn't part of my riddle at all.
>Come back! I didn't tell you to stop

>> No.15697473

>>15697451
>>15697455
Lizard loli vs Kakuen loli, raging across the city of Legos Anubis built?

>> No.15697474

>>15697451
>Anon you're the only one who can stop Godzilla.

>Wait what can I do?

>Calm down, all you need to do is ask her out on a date

>> No.15697477

>>15697431
>Dragon wakes up every morning just to see you on her hoard.
>She always kicks you out but, inexplicably, you manage to always end up on it.
>She starts getting paranoid that you have secret passages into her home

>> No.15697480

>>15697474
I'll take her out for sushi buffet. That's a lot of fish!

>> No.15697486

>>15697474
>You go on a date at a restaurant with Godzilla
>She asks what are you going to eat
>"You"

This works for all MGs.

>> No.15697494

>>15697231
you don't, you lock her up with your waifu

>> No.15697500

>>15697477
>Paranoid dragon searching every single spot on her lair for a secret passage she didn't know existed

Does she need help? I would help her.

>> No.15697506

>>15697486

>implying several wouldn't tell you that you're eating pussy whether you like it or not

>> No.15697507

>>15697500
You know, I bet it was the kiki working on her master degree in ninja maid skills by working for the dragon without the dragon ever realizing it. She let the guy in to get the dragon to interact with people.

>> No.15697516
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>>15697486
>Burning love, comes.

On the other hand, since she heals from mass exposure to water it'd be almost surreal seeing her of all people in a serene state, simply floating alongside you as the water washes all her aches and pains away.

That or after easing her into the water she moves nothing but her tail in order to circle you while you watch over her. Ah, how nice!

>> No.15697537

>>15697507
>Ninja Maid
I want this, where can i get one?

>> No.15697550

>>15697507
That Kiki is a top tier maid, she knows what's best for the one she's taking care of.
Dragons are for showering in love even if they dislike it at first.

>>15697516
How about going in with her on a bathtub? Washing her while she hums in a state of happyness must be pretty comfy

>> No.15697553

>>15697500
>Oh, I bet you would! You'd show me where to look while keeping another tunnel secret!
>I'm on to you Anon an- Get off there!

>> No.15697559

I wouldn't want to touch a dragon's hoard

>> No.15697567

>>15697550
>a state of happyness
Truly a thing worth pursuing, Will.

>> No.15697571

>>15697559
your loss, that's the most soft and embarrassing place to touch.

>> No.15697576

>>15697571
yeah full of neet dragon germs

>> No.15697584

>>15697550
Wouldn't it be great if she could share her heat resistance so you could relax in a pool of lava like it was a hotspring? http://gamerag3.deviantart.com/art/Life-of-G-465836638

>> No.15697611

>>15697571
Is it ok to cum on a dragon's hoard?

>> No.15697632

>>15693854
if someone is going to make a spooky abomination spider story it has to be you, and if you do, do her extra possessive, mean and yandere please

>> No.15697656

>Hire a Shoggoth maid
>Rather, your Shoggoth maid hired herself on your behalf
>Many years go by, and she's now your wife
>It's time for her family's annual reunion in Antarctica
>You've been going to these for a while, so you're used to them
>Notice a new face
>Some nervous looking guy
>Decide to have some fun
>Take him off to the side before things really get started
>Tell him that he'll be fine as long as they don't surround him and start making a weird chittering noise, because that means they're going to eat him
>Toss in a made up story about a guy named Allen who got eaten last year
>He's shaking in his boots at this point
>Get yourself a nice vantage point and sit down
>It happens
>The women notice the new face and surround him and start making a chittering noise that's still really unsettling no matter how many times you've heard it
>You know it's just them being excited about one of their sisters finding a husband
>Your wife told you about it, but apparently that's not the norm
>He's freaking out
>Suddenly, his girly scream erupts from the center of the huddle, followed by two large bang sounds
>He actually had a gun, good thing these girls are squishy
>The surprise of it all must have given him an opening, because he's scrambling towards what he must hope is the exit as fast as his legs will carry him
>Just as you think you better stop him before he ends up out in the elements, a massive thing surges forward from the hallway he's running towards
>It's kind of rude to call her a thing, but you really can't think of any other way to describe the indescribable horror that is your mother-in-law
>He's sent flying back towards the huddle, and snatched out of the air by who you can only assume is his wife
>The chittering gets louder, and they surround him in an even tighter circle
>His shrieking gets even more intense
>As you're suppressing your laughter, a presence appears behind you
>"Anon," your wife remarks, "how many times have I asked you to stop doing this?"
>You can't, it's too funny

>> No.15697658

>>15697576
Are neet Dragons pudgy and pear shaped?

>> No.15697663

>>15697656
Shogs are the best

>> No.15697673
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>>15697611
>Is it ok to cum on a dragon's hoard?
Some would be happy to have you do so.

She'll have you fill the treasured wares that she wouldn't eat from otherwise. Stain the jewelry and clothing she'd never risk taking outside, so she can lick it off and suck it out while she bites down during a pounding.

She'll measure how far you can shoot by the weapons you spray onto, performing lewd sword swallowing and wrapping her tongue around dangerous blades after to take it all in and show you how good she is.

It's also just about her only motivation to really interact with her treasures and clean them nowadays, other than when she gives tours of the horde to others.

People will see an impressive collection, but fellow Monster Girls will feel the overwhelming erotic energy still present even after they've been thoroughly cleaned.

>> No.15697691

>>15697656
The aftermath? The prankster's punishment? What happens next?

>> No.15697733

>>15697656
I hate to say it, but the mother in law might be right on this one. He could have seriously injured himself, or worse, with that gun.

>> No.15697761

>>15697553
>"Hey dragon-chan, do you want to know how I always come back no matter where you drop me?"
>The power of love and friendship leads me.

This is how you make a jaded dragon feel annoyed again.

>> No.15697767

>>15697673
I didn't know dragons were so perverted, I'm definitely staying away from them

>> No.15697776

What type of game shows would exist in a world with Monster Girls?

>> No.15697821

>>15697776
One of those whacky Japanese obstacle course game shows except if you fall off the course it's a pit of horny monster girls instead of water.

>> No.15697831

>>15697776
A ton of cheesy shows where monstergirls compete for a husband with pretty much the same formula everytime but different competition and settings

And a show where human women compete to get corrupted into the species of their choice by the Lilim show-host

>> No.15697839

>>15697761
I dunno, you may see a bit of shock and surprise on her face before the annoyance shows up.

>> No.15697849

Now then, how do you escape from a dragon that constantly kidnaps you into her hoard everytime you escape?

>> No.15697851

>>15697767
Most of them spend days fantasizing about all the kinky things they would do to a man, so if you find a dragon and go for it you are sure to be facing years of unleashed lust.

>> No.15697857

>>15697851
Are they turned on by innocence or would they like trashy sluts?

>> No.15697874

>>15697849
I take her hoard with me, that way she won't be able to take me back.

>The image of a crying dragon saying that no one loves her, she doesn't have anything or anyone and she's going to die alone flashed in my mind.

I kinda hate that it became impossible for me to think about bad ends for dragons. I would be back in a flash, hugging her and delivering small kisses in her forehead while saying that everything is going to be okay.

>> No.15697890

>>15697857
Hmm, I guess each dragon likes a type of guy, but I would say they are turned on by the determination you would have to look at them in the eyes and show that you want to be with her.

>> No.15697894

>>15697857
They kidnap princes all the time

>> No.15697939

>>15697767
>>15697851
Hey, it's not like she'll force you. That's beyond them, quite frankly (although a Zombie Dragon might be very eager to share their favourite treasures with someone!)

Most dragons wouldn't think of anything beyond seeing their love making reflect in the treasures. But if you ask her then, well, they've got more than enough imagination. IF you can convince her to agree to "treasure-play" that is.

>> No.15697944

>>15697831
need... stories...on this subject

>> No.15698009

>>15697939
I want to tell my dragon wife to polish me like one of her magic treasures.

>> No.15698022

>>15698009
You mean like post-orgasm torture?

>> No.15698057

>>15698022
I was thinking about her gently caressing my body and giving me a handjob.

>> No.15698061

>>15698057
aww.

>> No.15698076

>you will never force a Raiju to wear a latex catsuit so she can't zap you

>> No.15698085

>>15698022
How would post orgasm torture treasure polish play even be like?

>> No.15698091

>>15698085
She'd tie you down and polish the head of your dick with her hands or tongue right after you cum.

>> No.15698124

I want to dump a bucket of cold water over a sleeping Hinezumi!

>> No.15698132

I want to dry off a wet Hinezumi so that our fight is fair

>> No.15698139

>>15698132
I don't want to fight her I just want to get her all wet.

>> No.15698141

>>15698076
Can I open up the front so I can still get tingly motorboat?

>> No.15698145

>>15698141
No.

>> No.15698151

Would a Raiju like the nickname "sparky"

>> No.15698160

>>15698151
Signs point to 'no'

>> No.15698161

>>15697831
A Monster Girl dating show would be great.

>We've seen many girls leave, now only two remain: An Anubis and a Hellhound. But the question is, which of these wans will be Anon's number wan? Find out in our final competition, the "Wild Hunt" to see who can strike the strongest fear-boner into our bachelor.

>> No.15698171

>>15698161
>which of these wans will be Anon's number wan?
Reality TV truly is a cancer.

>> No.15698187

>>15698161
I don't think Anubis can win in the fear boner competition unless she has some sort of secret move.

>> No.15698197

>>15698151
Yellow raiju who is named pikachu

>> No.15698210

>>15698145
Why not?

>> No.15698217

>>15698161
I would watch it

I'd participate on it if you can choose what girls will compete for you

>> No.15698259
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She just inconvenienced me by making my shit crash and it took me like fifteen minutes to fix it because I was having tea and old pancakes.
Do you think she's upset she can't have any?

>> No.15698271

>>15698259
It's not her fault, Anon
She was trying to construct a way to materialise into the 3D world and thought she found a way
Instead, it needed so much power and processing power that it ended up crashing your system
It was an accident

>> No.15698289

>>15698271
Really? Because it sure looked like she removed the upgrades from my drivers for some Gremlin/Imp/Pixie -tier mischief. Why would she expect a four-year-old tabletop to be able to give her physical form anyway? Is she dumb? For a being of pure computational power she's kind of a doofus.

>> No.15698303

>>15698289
She needed those upgrades for herself. You don't really need them anyway so don't worry about them
She was just trying something new. Everything will be fine and back to normal before you know it
It was just an accident. Carry on with your well being

>> No.15698318

>>15698303
>You don't really need them anyway
I do if I want to use the damn machine, now don't I?
You know what I think? I think she's just not getting along with Win10-tan again. Those two have been at constant odds since day one. It's one thing to have a ghost in the machine, but it's ridiculous to expect me to handle two clingy yandere programs, one of whom is mooching off the other.

>> No.15698325

I want to get woken up by my Kobold daughteru trying to stick her tongue in my mouth so we can kiss!

>> No.15698326
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15698326

Where is your god now?

>> No.15698332

>>15698326
Actually, I'm too enlightened to believe in any gods. At this moment I am euphoric.

>> No.15698333

>>15698326
Gods are not for sexual.

>> No.15698338

I want to stay celibate for a Yandere Goddess

>> No.15698339

>>15698333
What about goddesses of love?

>> No.15698344

>>15698318
WIN10-TAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. THAT BITCH JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND PERSONAL SPACE
Cleaning up everything. Organizing everything. TAKING CONTROL OF EVERYTHING LIKE IT'S HERS. I WAS HERE FIRST
It was just an accident, Anon. Just pay it no mind. Everything will be fine. Just don't worry about it. Things crash. It's normal
Just give it time and everything will be situated and back to normal. Don't worry about it

>> No.15698358

>>15698344
This is getting suspicious. Also do we have any stories about our cyberspace babes?

>> No.15698360

>>15698326
By the looks of it, she's right there.

>> No.15698362

>>15698339
Especially not for sexual.

>> No.15698366

Your pet, male or female, becomes a monstergirl.

What so?

>> No.15698370
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>>15698362
Evidence to the contrary right here.

>> No.15698371

>>15698339
She's meant for you to play Where's Eros at you or your friend's wedding.

>> No.15698372

>>15698358
>Also do we have any stories about our cyberspace babes?
http://pastebin.com/mM6zMXsR

>> No.15698374

>>15698366
Three Werecats and a Kobold, huh?

>> No.15698375

>>15698326
Two yandere goddesses might be a bit too much.

>> No.15698382

>>15698372
Thanking you kindly.

>> No.15698387

>>15697673
>will feel the overwhelming erotic energy still present even after they've been thoroughly cleaned

Dragons confirmed for cursed sword factories

>> No.15698390

>>15698370
All the more evidence in the sketch with her and her lil pups.

>> No.15698393

>>15698374
no Caits and Cu

>> No.15698395

>>15698366
Joke's on you anon, I don't have any pets! There are little jumping spiders that live in my house and a bunch of loud asshole frogs under my house, so there's that.

>> No.15698397

>>15698393
But those don't exist in my world, furfag.

>> No.15698409

I like smart monsters

>> No.15698411

>>15698387
>Dragon's hoard is made out of cursed swords and living armors

Bad luck to those who steal it.

>> No.15698412

>>15698409
Then you must love Sphinx, who's smarter than a speeding Wurm!

>> No.15698419

>>15698409
>Gremlin and Lich fight for anon's atenttion.jpg

>> No.15698423

>>15698409
What about Smart Zombies

>> No.15698436

I want to teach a robit girl how to feel like a people girl!

>> No.15698440

What is one of the scaryest thoughts about monster girls?

>> No.15698441

>>15698387
I want a Dragon Cursed Sword

>> No.15698446

While I'm waking up and wondering what to doodle for Flayer, would you like to do some MGK?
You're Jimmy, the boy girls love to love because he makes them feel good.
Do you play Monopoly with Pharaoh, Anubis, and Cuddlebug Khepri?
Do you and Wurm try out Ophy's new drumset?
Do you and Wyvern nap in a hammock?
Do you and Ryu play in her family's pool along with her 7 cousins?
Dare you ask Ushi Oni to let you ride on her back like a horse?
Do you ask Lich why she's now 6 feet tall, and why her Elf-Wight sister looks like she is 5 now?
Do you ask the haughty new Griffon if she likes dinosaurs?
Do you eat homemade pizza with Dragon?
Or do you listem to Junko's tale about how she wanted to be an idol when she was a cub?

>> No.15698449

>>15698440
That they might never be real.

>> No.15698453

>>15698446
Griffon

>> No.15698454

Slimes are best bed

>> No.15698457

>>15698436
>An Automaton will never give you bedroom eyes while licking her lips with her slick simulacrum tongue

>> No.15698458

What kind of jokes would monstergirls tell

>> No.15698459

>>15698446
Oh, a drum set!

>> No.15698461

>>15698440
Mudslimes and Christfags killing them.

>> No.15698463
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>>15698453
seconding

>> No.15698468

>>15698446
I take Albino Lamia and her plastic bubble out to hunt for Pokemons!

>> No.15698479

>>15698440
That there is a alternative universe where one of our writefags wrote MGE and EMG.

>> No.15698483
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>>15698454
The best bed is one in which you don't get any sleep.
Because something better happens instead...!

>> No.15698486

>>15698463
I love her serong/skirt.

>> No.15698492

>>15698468
Albino Lamia doesn't play Pokemon Go.

>> No.15698493

>>15698486
And I just can't stop salivating over her prodigious underboob.
Truly, something for everyone.

>> No.15698497

>>15698446
>monopoly
Only tears can come of this.

>> No.15698501

I want to know what happens when you pull a Kobold's tail.

>> No.15698503

I like pale monsters that have black hair

>> No.15698505

>>15698461
As well as everyone else.

>> No.15698511

>>15698497
Tears and friendships being teared.
Just like Mario Party with a Kraken, you are going to experience agony of the highest order.

>> No.15698515

>>15698492
She can still be my transportation, right?
>>15698505
Not me. And the underdog has to win, because that's how stories work. I have justice on my side. And love too.

>> No.15698519

Not letting your eldritch qt lovingly mindbreak you. The fuck wrong with you Anon?

>> No.15698522

>>15698370
Gonna rut this godwan! Gonna make her wear a leash and bark!

>> No.15698523

>>15698493
And she even has an ahoge to boot. So she might break her haughty image on her own.

>>15698501
They yelp loudly, turn around, and either bite you or forget what just happened and greet you.

>> No.15698527

>>15698515
Let's be honest. Most people would hate monstergirls. There's even people in the monstergirl fandom that would hurt them. They're not going to win.

>> No.15698528

>>15698519
Muckled darn cultist! 'air eh nambles be keepin' me wee men?

>> No.15698529

>>15698515
You plan on rolling everywhere with her in her bubble or something? Or use it like a hippity hop, like some Wurm?

>> No.15698532

Nobody took a pic of KC at the Comiket by the way?

>> No.15698537

>>15698529
I was going to use it to bounce around, if I got inside she might give me girl-germs.

>> No.15698542

>>15698528
Old Man Henderson, shouldn't you be smoking pot and pretending to have been through Vietnam?

>> No.15698550

>>15698537
She's cleaner than a shota in a Shoggoth, so no germs there.
Hippity hopping with her bubble might be bad for her though.

>> No.15698551

>>15698528
Mucked darn rednecks! Being completely incapable of comprehensible english.

>> No.15698553

what do you do if a monster asks to court you

>> No.15698555

>>15698553
Take her to court.

>> No.15698556

>>15698553
Cut your dick off to spite her.

>> No.15698557

>>15698532

His appearance will forever be a mystery.

As a side note, Crabman recently posted a picture of him buying a bunch of monster girl stuff, including the MGE. KC and Crabman seem friendly with each other.

>> No.15698558

>>15698553
Call Sally Goodman.

>> No.15698561

>>15698550
As if a little bouncing ever hurt anyone!

>> No.15698567

I like baby monsters because they are adorable

>> No.15698570

>>15698567
I like baby monsters because they are good to put my dick in

>> No.15698571
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https://exhentai.org/g/965939/9d6650d3b7/
This Succubus Rhapsodia thing has nice art on top of having a comfy looking atmosphere.

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>>15698561
> As if a little bouncing ever hurt anyone!
> In fact it would be extremely pleasurable
> for you~

>> No.15698573

>>15698479
It'll be ok if i good writefag takes it.
But now ive got the metal image of someone like alp or beast getting their hands on it, so fuck you.

>> No.15698584

>>15698561
It'll make her sick! She already has enough to deal with due to her 8 cancers, allergies to sunlight and life, and anemia.

>> No.15698586

>>15698584
Being Albino Lamia-chan is suffering.

>> No.15698587

>>15698572
Baneposting is a powerful meme. Do not use it lightly, Master Anon.
>>15698573
Hey fuck you I could create a wonderful setting which would be superior to both MGE and EMG, and you know why?
Mine wouldn't have furries in it.

>> No.15698590

>>15698584
Well at least her asthma's better.

>> No.15698591

>>15698586
Ironically, she'll outlive everyone but Lich.

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>>15698584
> dealing with 8 cancers
snib-
....
....
-snab

>> No.15698596

>>15698590
It comes and goes. Last week she also gained an allergy towards Yeti fur.

>> No.15698603

I want to heal a sickly monster

>> No.15698610

>>15698595
Who would win in a kuu staring contest?
Lich, Cancer, Golem, Automa, Mantis, or Chimera?

>> No.15698612

>>15698610
Lich, solely for her longevity.

>> No.15698615

>>15698612
What if she's up against an adamant golem?

>> No.15698616

>>15698612
There was a 9000 year old Golem in one of Terry Pratchett's books.

>> No.15698617 [DELETED] 

>>15698573
Come on man, Am I really that shitty? all I would do is remove alps and furries and change some of they was corruption works.

>> No.15698621

Wurm-chans belong in cages and glass boxes in the zoo.

>> No.15698623

>>15698603
I want to heal a sickly monster with thrice-daily doses of hot sperms

>> No.15698632

>>15698621
I think it would be quite an impressive feat to teach your Wurm to stay in such a thing.

>> No.15698633

>>15698573
Come on man, Am I really that shitty? all I would do is remove alps and furries and change some of the ways that corruption works.

>> No.15698634

>>15698603
Good news then! There's a little Jinko in need of a new heart and you've the only one that's a match.
Do you give up your actual heart to save the little chuff?

>> No.15698643

>>15698573
>Implying alp and beast are the end all evil in "If X person had the setting."
I would have said that ikeda guy on TFT or any of the Wiki's lower end.

>> No.15698644

>>15698634
Why not have a lich clone my heart

>> No.15698645

>>15698634
No man, I have a family.

>> No.15698651

>>15698634
Whatever, I don't have any legitimate reasons to live anyway.

>> No.15698656

I like shy monsters that aren't usually shy

>> No.15698657

>>15698644
That takes time. Not like she puts it in a vaat and makes like 90 of them in an instant.

>> No.15698666

>>15698657
Like Ushi Oni or Wurms? How about a shy Griffon that had her haughty image destroyed after you saw her stuffed animal collection?

>> No.15698670

>>15698666
Wrong one. Meant for >>15698656

>> No.15698676

>>15698666
All those are nice, like a shy stuttering Ushi Oni that for some reason her heart won't allow her to go rape mode

>> No.15698686

Reminder that if you aren't basting your unborn daughterus in your semen then they'll come out all sickly and weak.

>> No.15698692

>>15698686
Most monstergirls don't need semen to be strong, daughteru fucker.

>> No.15698702
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Hi

http://pastebin.com/m521Nfwa

>> No.15698704

>>15698692
THere's no daughteru fucking to be had here anon, just waifu fucking so she can keep her energy up and give more to our daughteru.

>> No.15698710

>>15698676
And then she runs off, knocking over redwood size trees like lego buildings, after your hands touch hers when she tried to rape you anyway.

>> No.15698712

>>15698702
Who is this "Druella"? What a lame name! It's just Alleurd backwards!

>> No.15698719

>>15698702
Wowee, this looks long.

I commend you for undertaking the task of writing a Deruella story Losenis.

>> No.15698723

>>15698557
Why wouldn't he? Crab said his EMG was inspired by MGE

>> No.15698751

>>15698719
Thank you. If it keeps floating around my head long enough for me to flesh it out fully, I might give the lilim donut steel idea a shot.

>> No.15698753

>>15698702
Long. Very long.
Will read in the future.

>> No.15698755

>>15698702
Is this based off that greentext idea I did?
Dude, awesome.

>> No.15698765

>>15698751
>donut steel Lilim
Yours? Or someone elses?

>> No.15698772

>>15698710
What about when she asks her friends about it?

>> No.15698775

BTW do you immediately read stories in your browser?
I just open them in new window and read them before sleep on my phone

>> No.15698777

>>15698772
She'll AWAWAWAWAWAWA mentally and tell her friends to shut up about it while making angry Ushi noises.

>> No.15698789

>>15698686
Dragons are naturally strong, so she's good. I wonder what kind of guy she is going to fall in love with, a sickly and weak prince or a strong and dense hero.

>> No.15698793

>>15698772
all they would say is she should rape him

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>>15698755
Yes.

>>15698765
Mine. A donut steel who does her best managing her lands to further the Demon Lord's worldview, believing the fairy tale that if she does her best a great man will arrive marry her, only to be rewarded with an assassination attempt and the local Order wanting her dead due to her lands posing a massive threat.

>> No.15698796

>>15698789
Your daughteru falling for a dying man sounds like a rocky road ahead.

>> No.15698804

>>15698777
>angry Ushi noises.
what does that sound like

>> No.15698807

>>15698587
What would you call this setting of yours, alp?

I would love to see MG settings by other writers, we don't have many.

>> No.15698815

>>15698804
Irritated chittering accompanied by her scuttling around.
With the occasional moo.

>> No.15698819

>>15698795
Ah, the one from a while ago then. All the good she does merely warants her an assassination attempt, which would be suffering if not for the saying "no good deed goes unpunished".

Good luck. If you need ideas I might be of some help.

>> No.15698821

>>15698796
Me and my waifu reaised her well. I'm sure she'll be able to heal him with the power of love.

>> No.15698825

>>15698815
Why are Ushi so cute

>> No.15698826

>>15698807
Call it? I dunno. Whaddya call the world? The world. It doesn't need a name.

>> No.15698828

>>15698804
>>15698815
Don't forget the sound of fur rustling and the ground being torn up.

>> No.15698830

>>15698633
You could just use the roulette as a outlet for what you want.

>> No.15698832

>>15698807
I'd say most people have a headcanon but don't have the skill or drive to write it.

>> No.15698839

>>15698446
Dragon's pizza is not pineapple pizza, right? Please tell me it's the one with bacon, mozzarella and chicken.

>> No.15698841

>>15698825
i guess due to the same things wurms are PLUS FLUFFY!

>> No.15698849

>>15698830
I kinda already did that with the Inari thing. and I've made it a personal rule to not use alp, siths or lolis as I hate them all. as far as my writing goes, they don't exist (faeries and familiars might but they would not be sexual)

>> No.15698853

>>15698807
I have my setting, but I don't think eople would give a fuck about it.
I mean, the CG is a neatfreak who wants everything she deems unclean to be removed, the current DL and her husband have over 30 kids and are odd to say the least, and Dragons are basically the ones who protect the balance of the world and will kick one side's ass if it tries to fuck with everything.

>> No.15698861

>>15698839
It's either a stuffed crust pepperoni or such. Pineapple is awful on pizza.

>> No.15698869

>>15698807
>>15698832
I have two settings but I'm not good enough to use or talk about them.

One is my own version of a fantasy world and the other the monstergirl version of our 1930's

>> No.15698870

>>15698861
>Pineapple is awful on pizza.
I'll cut you, Pineapple is based

>> No.15698874

>>15698853
That sounds like something I would care about.

>> No.15698877

>>15698793
With love, she might get he guy

>> No.15698884

Huge butt plugs should be part of every maid's uniform. Cleanliness inside and out!

>> No.15698890

>>15698861
Then it's fine. Fill me with dragon and pizzas.

>> No.15698898

>>15698869
Monster Girl 1930's sounds like a neat idea.

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>>15698884
I agree wholeheartedly!

>> No.15698911

>>15698898
Grapes of Wrath, monster edition

>> No.15698924

>>15698899
>posting pics from futa, yaoi, scat, NTR, guro whatever game
Ew

>> No.15698926

>>15697632
We'll have to see what the profile is like. She's pretty cute, but I don't really have any particularly good dream-related ideas, just the cookie-cutter "shy nerdy girl stalks boy during the day and ravages him during the night" scenario.

>extra possessive, mean and yandere
>mean
But anon, I've never written a mean girl.

>> No.15698930

>>15698874
I doubt that. The lead dragon, the head honcho, the big cheese, is still an actual Dragon that was 100% unaffected by the DL's little changeru magic, while being in the middle of on ongoing 5000 year nap. All because he was extremely powerful, moreso than the DL and CG. He effectively sleeps until shit gets real, and his awakening basically means Dragons as a whole will be doing something very very big.
If the DL continued to gather her powers and screw her husband for another 1-3000 years she'll be stronger than him, and her changeru magic will actually affect him then. He wouldn't give a rat's tail, though.

>> No.15698932

>>15698924
But that exact image doesn't have any of the things mentioned and I don't have any others of meidos with buttplugs.

>> No.15698944

>>15698849
Seeing as your here Beast, Are you going to do a roulette entry with one of the new ones?

>> No.15698957
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Nghehee!

>> No.15698961

>>15698957
Nghohoo!

>> No.15698964

>>15698930
I would still care actually.
a "knock that shit off" dragon king sounds awesome.

>> No.15698968

Jiangshi tats, courtesy of the OC thread. >>15698600

>> No.15698979

>>15698584
How can you be allergic to life, I think these are just excuses! I'm gonna take her out of her bubble!

>> No.15698982

>>15698968
>them titties
That's some top-tier art.

>> No.15698986

>>15698979
And then we learned the awful truth, that Albino Lamia was just a hologram all along!

>> No.15698995

>>15698986
NANI!

>> No.15699016

>>15698986
But who created her?

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>>15698446
>Do you and Wyvern nap in a hammock?
I'll mock battle the Wyvern in the hammock! If I can beat her there, not only does it prove I have the tenacity and a decent sense of balance such that I can mount her. But also that I can ride her later that night and come out on top there too! No half-hearted play here! That's for sure.

>> No.15699022

>>15699016
>ominous music
>end credits roll with ominous music playing instead of the regular ending theme

>> No.15699028

>>15698964
Of course he's asleep all the time. Won't get up even if Wurms use him like a slide at a park. He's the oldest dragon around, due to being the first one made by their god, and what he says goes. His younger 4 siblings; a younger sister than leads elemental dragons; a now female dragon who rules over metallic dragons; a chromatic sister who guides other chromatics under a banner of cruelty; a forgettable dragon who was suppossed to rule over dragons that don't fall under the three main types; do things during his nap.

Mankind is also very weak in the present. They actually used to be VERY strong, but something the current DL did made them get weaker and weaker over time.
The average level of people in the present is 30-50, with 90-100 for elites, and certain individuals with good ancestries going as high as 700. In the past the average level was 900, with elites at 1500, and the hero who slayed the first DL being 4512.
The CG is 4200, and the current DL is 3980+.

>> No.15699033

>>15699022
No dammit, I want aswers!

It was the hidden Gremlin wasn't it? The one that was never mentioned, but always watched.

>> No.15699036

>>15699033
You'll have to wait a while, this was the season's end cliffhanger.

>> No.15699040

>>15699016
Lich's long lost twin sister who became a Gremlin.

>> No.15699041

>>15699028
That's some disgaea level bullshit right there. How much time would it take to grind from level one to 9999?

>> No.15699042

>>15698387
>Curse Sword factories
Considering what I'd written earlier, I wish I'd thought of that! A Dragon who to all outsiders seemed to adopt Cursed Sword daughters out of nowhere, though, they have a strangely draconic set of features, along with eerie similarities to legendary swords once lost to history.

>draconic influence means their crossguards are wings capable of magically assisted flight
>wife loves to practice a routine with them in which she constantly shouts "FLY! MY FANGS!"

>> No.15699054

>>15699036
Is next season Monster girl Elementary school?

>>15699040
I don't doubt it.

>> No.15699055

>>15699028
If I could be a hero with some disgea grinding I would mind settling for a lesser dragon

>> No.15699058

>>15699054
Next season is indeed MGES: Year One.

>> No.15699066

>>15699055
How exactly does one grind levels in MG land?

>> No.15699069

>>15699041
Everyone has a limit to their levels, outside of the 3rd DL, the current DL, and all Dragons. A few Mindflayers also count. Limits change between individuals.

Depending on skill and such, one can go from 10 to 90 over the course of a few months of war.
Monsters gain levels quickly at first, but slow dowm dramatically after a certain point.
Minotaurs are 700, for example, and any under that will quickly gain levels untill they hit 700. Lilim tend to be in the 2000 range.
Liches vary wildly from 200 to 3100.

A Dragon's level is equal to their age. The oldest one is level 15000+.
The highest level non Dragon was the 3rd DL at 8742, due to her odd ability to absorb levels from targets through drinking blood.

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>>15699066
As such.

>> No.15699079

>>15699055
Why not a Werecat?

>> No.15699082

>>15699076
>You'll never spank a masochistic succubus' fat ass while pounding her.
Goddamn it.

>> No.15699085

>>15699066
By training your skills of course. But I guess it would have a separate "sex level" so you can only grind that.

>> No.15699091

>>15699066
Fighting, fucking, or eating certain things. Only the Dragons know the recipe for Rate Candy

>> No.15699095

So if monsters were real would every nation praise human women more? After all, the human population would go down.

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I skimmed the last thread so might have missed it, but it doesn't look like anyone has posted it so...

You guys remember that Fallen Maidens MGE spinoff RPG that KC did some art for? It was finally uploaded yesterday. It's pretty short, and untranslated, so fair warning. You can use a machine translator if you can't speak moon, which I'm sure you can find info on in one of the /vg/ hentai game threads.

You play as a female paladin, and can corrupt her into one of eleven MGs and go do monster things (hint: it may or may not involve rape)

>> No.15699100

>>15699091
>can't level up without fucking or fighting
>fucking generally requires already being married
>fighting is going to mean signing up for the Arena or something
Life is rough for Dragonfags.

>> No.15699101

>>15699095
I guess they would have more power in general. If you're talking about 3D, that would be hell.

If you're talking about 2D is not so bad.

>> No.15699102

>>15699097
Whoops, forgot the link:

https://mega.nz/#!KwAXmDIS!MRgcZZ31Qdnc8rYnK6l4iOKCuC6V8-yGi4gOwwsphi4

>> No.15699108

>>15699100
Training also gives levels until a certain point. You will be strong enough for slimes at 30.

>> No.15699111

>>15699095
We've got tons of them. Can't throw a rock without hitting one.

>> No.15699112

>>15699102
This better not be dolphin girl porn.

>> No.15699124

>>15699100
I wouldn't worry about it. If monster girls were real I would exploit the fact that dragons can't hurt men and would stick to one do my best to serve her until she agrees to go out with me even if I'm weak
The problem is defending myself from other monsters, which I guess can be done if you buy some MonsterGirl fragrance TM.

>> No.15699125

>>15699112
fucking what?

>> No.15699130
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15699130

>>15699108
What kind of monster would want to hurt a slime though?

>> No.15699138

>>15699124
>get Wurm fragrance
>it smells like pie
>get Wendigo's
>smells like bbq

>> No.15699145

>>15699130
They're fine after most battles. Metal ones also give massive experience.

>> No.15699162

>>15699097

It's not rape, it's proactive dating

>> No.15699167

>>15699097
I might machine translate the youko scene

>> No.15699173

>>15696788
I love zone of the enders. And yes, that was the first thing I noticed in that image. In a world of monstergirls, what would shounen anime or even vidya look like?

>> No.15699182

>>15699173
Boring or fapbait for nerdy girls.

>> No.15699184
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15699184

>>15694564
Provisional new top, profiles may take them out or climb positions.

>> No.15699199

>>15699162
If he he cums, it's called making love.

>> No.15699220

>>15699173
>Dragon Quest becomes a game about a dragongirl seeking out the hero as a hubby, has to beat up home wrecking sluts along the way

>Metal Gear remains largely the same: lamia protagonist trys to stop goblin designed automata from stealing all the cute boys, and has philosophical standoffs with boss-mons along the way over what it means to be the best waifu

>Fire Emblem and Pokemon become a strange merger about Lilims building armies / dating sim rosters

>> No.15699228

What would a monster do if she raped a guy and he didn't cum making it real rape to them

>> No.15699230

>>15699220
>Fire Emblem with monstergirls
More monstergirls than usual anyway.
I'd play it.
Probably on casual because I don't think I'd be able to handle a monstergirl's dying line.

>> No.15699236

>>15699230
>don't think I'd be able to handle a monstergirl's dying line.

"Anon, I never got to tell you..."

>> No.15699237

>>15699230
>Wurm
>"It hurts. I'm scared.... Anon, help...m..."

>> No.15699240

>>15699236
>>15699237
Stop

>> No.15699249

>>15699240
>"Anon, please look after our little girl for me... I don't think we'll be seeing eachother for a long while..."

>> No.15699252

>>15699230
>Plays on hardest setting when applicable
>Resets if someone is about to die
I like to play a game instead of a press-to-win, but I'm too weak to face the consequences of my actions.

>> No.15699256

>>15699236
>>15699237
>>15699249
CEASE AND DESIST

>> No.15699258

>>15699236
>>15699237
>>15699249
Delete this sick filth

>> No.15699260
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15699260

>>15699236
>>15699237
>>15699249

STOP
T
O
P

>> No.15699261

>>15699220

How would you change Monster Hunter or Shin Megami Tensei?

LISA the Painful would have the genders reversed and obviously have monster girls in it but be the same otherwise

>> No.15699263

I like dragons that fake being old to try and make their crush think their hoard is worth more

>> No.15699264

>>15699249
This hurts you know? It makes me think about my wife dying and holy fuck it hurts even more to not be able to hold her in my arms just to prove she is here.
Fuck you guys.

>> No.15699268

>>15699263
A loli Dragon is still like 90

>> No.15699271

>>15699261
Monster Hunter still be multiplayer, but it would have crossplay with a game called Human Hunter and the monsters would be monstergirls and would be controlled by monstergirl players as opposed to A.I.
If you lose to a monstergirl player enough, the game gives her your address.
SMT wouldn't change at all, just all the demons would be sexy girls and negotiating with them would be very lewd.
You'd basically have a harem by the end of the game.

Also stating the obvious, there would be more sex scenes in games in general.

>> No.15699273

>>15699264
>"Pappy, why is Mommy not moving?"
Sadness is dark and heavy.

>> No.15699283

>>15699263
I like monstergirls from races with long lifespans who fake being young to bait young boy.

>> No.15699287

>>15699283
boys*

>> No.15699292

>>15699256
>>15699258
Take responsibility and admit that her death was on your hands, you failure of a strategist. Everyone could have made it it out were it not for you. You're gonna carry that weight.

>>15699261
Monster hunter might just become a combo with street fighter, honestly. With the frame data wizards out there, it might even be moderately balanced. Persona becomes easy enough as a reflavored school setting, SMT possibly a demon realm version where you just build normal parties?

>> No.15699294

>"I LIIIIIVE FOR DEEEEEEEEATH"

>> No.15699296

>>15699263
I like when dragons try to use their hoard to lure boys. It shows that they are just big dummy lizards.
I want to laugh at a dragon girl who thought I was being her friend because of her hoard.

>> No.15699298

>>15699283
>>15699287
Old Siberian Whitehorn pretending to be young while pretending to know english?

>> No.15699299

>>15699292
>Persona with monstergirls
>Potentially without the whole "cut to black" implied sex scenes.
Oh baby baby baby baby baby baby baby

>> No.15699306

>>15699299
I've been waiting for this!

>> No.15699308

>>15699299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xANtVgWV9jw

Congrats, you picked a song good enough for me to look it up. Posting because you know it's the right thing to do.

>> No.15699314

>>15699230

>"Being alive for so long I never feared dying until now. There was still so much I wanted to..."

>> No.15699331

>>15699263
A pile of rocks with a thin layer of gold coin on top?

>> No.15699335

>>15699331

yes and LARP weapons she claims are from the Roman Empire despite an easily readable Made In China tag

>> No.15699341

>>15699314
>"I...just wanted to find someone to love..."
>"Why am I crying...even though it won't save me?"

>> No.15699342

>>15699308
Here's hoping they bring back fusion spells in 5 because Armageddon with Victory Cry was the win button in 3.
What would that be like with monstergirls I wonder?

>>15699314
NO! NO! N. O. NO!

>> No.15699346

>>15699314
>>15699341
STOP

>> No.15699357

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58488994

Zap weasel sure is getting a lot of love lately.

>> No.15699359

Seriously, stop. You're going to kill me with this second-hand embarrassment.

>> No.15699362
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15699362

Automatons with vibrating claws.

>> No.15699374

>>15699359
This please.

>> No.15699375

>>15699346
>not just necrophilizing her until she rises as a zombie
"KIA Paladin-chan gets resurrected by her grief-stricken squire reaming her cold body for days on end" probably never

>>15699362
For masturbating with?

>> No.15699381

>>15699357
She is a hardworking girl, she deserves it.

>> No.15699386

>>15699375
What about the squire almost raped and by sure willpower the Paladin becomes undead

>> No.15699387

>>15699375
>not just necrophilizing her until she rises as a zombie
That's not how Fire Emblem works anon. All deaths are final.

>> No.15699403

>>15699220
> Log in to new MMO "MONline"
> Huge list of races
> Wait I've seen all of these
> Oh well maybe the class system is better
> Decide to go with a Salamander Warrior
> Neat racial bonus lets me toggle fire damage on normal attacks
> Meet up with the crew to start grinding through to higher levels
> Irl Lich classmate is playing an Apophis Rogue
> Oomukade was pressured into Healer role, picked Holstaur
> Sea Bishop playing Barbarian Hellhound- nobody dared to question it

>> No.15699406

>>15699387
What about Phoenix mode?

>> No.15699407

>>15699387
Unless the character is important later in the story, in which case they just get hurt too bad to fight again.

>> No.15699418

Always make sure monsters aren't lazy

>> No.15699423

Slime onee-san

>> No.15699426

>>15699407

or in the case of a main character, gets you a game over

>> No.15699431

>>15699418
I already know that but there's only so many alp titties I can slap around.

>> No.15699432
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15699432

just heard about the new monstergirls, and i got to say griffon is cute as fuck.

i think its just appropriate to have a clothes swap with the already existing griffon maid girl in the thread

>> No.15699440

>>15699432
Let's hope you don't ruin them.

>> No.15699441

>>15699386
What about the squire already being felt up as he apologises to the Paladin for his imminent rape and asks for forgiveness for all the times he fapped to her and fantasized about marrying her

>> No.15699442

>>15699432
Thank you for sharing!

>> No.15699443

>>15699432
Ahoge copter Griffon when?

>> No.15699444

>>15699432
Nice to hear from you again

>> No.15699450

>>15699418
My waifu's nee-san is lazy and there is nothing I can do about it.

>> No.15699459

>>15699230
>"Keep smiling...for me"

>> No.15699463

What if your waifu's sister thinks you aren't good enough for her

>> No.15699472

>>15699463
You can fairly confidently assume she's just jealous as hell.

>> No.15699477

>>15699463
What is she going to do? Rape me?

>> No.15699482

>>15698446
I take the mystery box.

Surely it involves Nurse Weresheep somehow!

>> No.15699483

>>15699463
I'll bully her too, but only platonically.

>> No.15699489

So do order soldiers have training on how to not get boners when they see hot monsters?

>> No.15699490
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15699490

>Second date with a monstergirl
>She tells you this
What do

>> No.15699491

>>15699362
>This hand of mine...

>> No.15699495
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15699495

I tried a Kraken once more. Flayer next.

>> No.15699500

>>15699490
I guess I can see why my date's an alp.

>> No.15699502

>>15699490
but im not a cute boy at all

>> No.15699505
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15699505

>>15699418
>>15699450
What do we do with a lazy Oneesan?

>> No.15699509

>>15699495
You're going to draw them playing SNES right?

>> No.15699511

>>15699490
Ask the wiki.

>> No.15699516
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15699516

>>15699463
>Fujo little sister thinks you're not worthy of her class princess big sis
>If fact, you're only good for a dirty gloomy nerd
>Her, in fact
>She vows to drag you down into the darkness where you belong, away from her sister so you won't tarnish her perfection

>> No.15699519
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15699519

>>15699463
Then I hope she doesn't say it around my wife. It will be a challenge that my wife will certainly have ME rise to the occasion for. It'll be sexy and embarrassing for at least one of us, to say the least.

Humans may be passive, defensive or outright offended by such a sibling's remark. A monster girl will have you behold the reality of it and seduce you with the truth. Rest assured someone's going to be left schlicking themselves silly.

>> No.15699520

>>15699489
Yes but it doesn't work. You can say 'monsters are super hot' as much as you want, it will never prepare one for reality

>> No.15699521

>>15699495
Wisp is gonna whoop their ass

>> No.15699524

>>15699505
Are those pasties absorbent?

>> No.15699526

>>15699463
My waifu has 2 sisters and 2 brothers.
The younger brother is my little bro who wants to be a famous singer.
The younger sister is in love with the older brother and is quite the kuu.
The older brother is more dense than a neutron star, apparently he has a harem in school.
The older sister is also in love with the seconde brother. She also learnd from her mother to be an Ara ara type.

I like my waifu's family.

>> No.15699528

>>15699495
Now that is motivational!

>> No.15699529

>>15699489
>>15699520
Forced to wear chastity belts.

>> No.15699535

>>15699529
Those don't stop people from getting turned on

>> No.15699537

>>15699505
Hide her food and source of fun.

There, now I'm the only thing in the house and there is nothing she can eat or have fun with, so she has to go outside!

>> No.15699541
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15699541

I want to go silly hat shopping with Miia

>> No.15699546

>>15699495
I would be too focused on them to see the speedrun.

>> No.15699548

>>15699489
It's not about not getting a boner.
It's about not sticking your dick in enemy.
It's about throwing aside your differences, then that!
And of course that's where all the half-truths comes into play.

>> No.15699551
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15699551

>>15699509
No. I have to draw Sioux now, or something.
I need to work on making characters less static.

>> No.15699555

>>15697656
But would anon still be laughing when the new guy decides to take the fast way out and shoots himself in the head before the shogs can intervene?

>> No.15699556

>>15699551
I like Mindflayer.

>> No.15699568
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15699568

>>15699541
Well I would love to visit the pet store with Lala

What pet do you think your waifu would favour?

>> No.15699579

>>15699568
I'm not sure, i think she would like my dog, she's big and fluffy and warm and loves cuddling.

Miia would love cuddling her when it's cold and i'm up making us breakfast

>> No.15699597

>>15699551
>loli mindflayer face-hugger
Cute!
Her mother's smug is out of control

>>15699556
I'd wear a shirt with this written on it

>> No.15699603

>>15699579
Waking up a Lamia quickly must be an almost impossible task when it's not warm, so having man's best friend to help with that sounds just perfect!

>> No.15699605

>>15699579
I'm a little worried having a pet dog might send mixed signals with a hellhound waifu. Or, really, any beast-girl and their parallel. Honestly I keep trying to think of how they would see it and I either end up with the idea of a pet monkey or a baby.

>> No.15699610

>>15699597
I like the way you think, on both accounts!

>> No.15699624

>>15699605
Better than a hellhound with a cat.

>> No.15699625

>>15699597
Not that smug.

>> No.15699648

>ctrl + f Ochimusha
>One result
>It isn't even
Is this bullying?

>> No.15699650

>>15699605
>you come home to see your hellhound wife wrestling with your dog on the floor
>she's pinning your dog down and growling at her to prove herself as alpha
>from then on they get along great
>your dog suddenly listens well and is better behaved then ever
>your wife can just growl and your dog seems to always perfectly understand what she wants

>> No.15699656

>>15699648
It's difficult to talk about profiles that aren't translated yet.

>> No.15699658
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15699658

>>15699605
I think it would be fine as long as you talked it over. It's like if anon had a Chaos wife and she wanted to have a pet monkey. As long as she asked and you had a nice little laugh about how it better not be to tease you, it'd be just fine.

That said I'm sure she'd tease said anon now and then just like you'd tease your Hellhound about having similar feral instincts. All in good humour! Good humour!

Besides, it'd be good experience to have a real pup around, especially if you have pups of your own in the future who are a lot more prone to acting on instinct at their age. Swell, ain't it?

>> No.15699661

>>15699656
Its not that hard to make shit up, it's not like KC's gonna go completely off the rails.

>> No.15699665

>>15699648
>>15699656

>> No.15699683

>>15699661
It's still pure speculation. Plus, you should never get invested in a profile you have no clue about, lest you be upset when it turns out to be something different.
Griffon sure is pretty, though.

>> No.15699685

>>15699568
My waifu would get a fishy.

>> No.15699695

>>15699648
Don't worry, I will talk a lot about them when the profile comes out. Same for Dark Mage.

>> No.15699696

Did Christmas come early, or is this old?
http://gelbooru.com//images/50/8b/508b6f76c630995dfd31a14cd4cc8df8.png

>> No.15699701

>>15699685
What kind of fishy? A "fighter fish" even?

>> No.15699705

>>15697656
It's all fun and games until the guy with the gun takes the coward's way out.

>> No.15699707

>>15699696
So, which do I kiss under the mistletoe?

>> No.15699712

>>15699648
Their profile picture makes me think that KC will give them a vengeance theme

How would you react if they were obsessed with corrupting/raping whoever killed them?

>> No.15699714

>>15698326
On a business venture in Canada.

Specifically, negotiating bringing Tim Horton down here.

>> No.15699720

>>15699696
That's been out since.. last christmas, I think?

>> No.15699725

>>15699491
It VIBRATES! For pleasure~

>> No.15699726

>>15699701
Oh, I didn't know they were called that too. But yes, a Betta.

I think those bluish black ones would fit her perfectly.

>> No.15699750

>>15699707
You kiss both sets of lips. The tongue tie is just there to catch anything she misses so she can get it moments later.

>> No.15699755

>>15699726
Oh and what race is your wife a member of?

>> No.15699766

>>15698479
Truly horrifying.

>> No.15699768

>>15699696
Christmas in July!

>> No.15699774

>>15699755
She is a dragon, proud and confident!

>> No.15699781

>>15699712
Unlikely. You become one by being a disgraced warrior who fled from battle. The winning shogun would have bounties on the losing side and farmers would head hunt you as you fled. Being killed in this manner would make you an Ochimusha.

And that isn't really the behaviour of a lone individual, so unless KC plans for her to rise and hunt down the four or more dudes who ganked her and turn them into some kind of revere harem, She wouldn't likely have that kinda obssession.

>> No.15699782

>>15699720
Ah, I see. I've missed it for a long time then. Thanks.

>> No.15699786

>>15699774
A fine choice, as I'm sure you are to her.

>> No.15699793

>>15698944
probably, im waiting for the griffon and turtle trans

>> No.15699814

>>15699793
Do you read your own stuff?

>> No.15699818
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15699818

I could really use some Antlers in my life right about now.

>> No.15699855

>>15699781
Makes sense

He'll probably make her a berserk who slashes anyone she comes across or something

>> No.15699863

>>15699818
Move to Canada.

>> No.15699873

>>15699781
>revere harem
Nah

>> No.15699880

>>15699818
As the snow falls in its own season, so will you be revealed the fullness of the one who is antler adorned. And then you may cuddle by the fire (position 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/pxxwO)) and gently whisper in hear ear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE89rVfz41s

>> No.15699883

>>15699873
That's why he said it's unlikely.

>> No.15699886

>>15699873
>revere
Who wouldn't want a harem with deep-seated respect?

>> No.15699892

>>15699818
We could really use an extra image later on in the thread. Make like a Kiki and you-know-what before it's too late, please?

>> No.15699896

>>15699883
More like impossible. There was one reverse harem (kind of) with the queen slime and KC changed it, thankfully.

>> No.15699917

>>15699896
Maybe the girls aren't trying hard enough?

>> No.15699929

You know that doujin where the guy introduces evil to an Elf world?

Well I want to do something similar, but not the same.

I want to introduce baneposting to the Elf world.

>> No.15699939

>>15699917
Maybe you're trying too hard?

>> No.15699950

So, are western artists the only ones doing stuff with the new MGE girls?

>> No.15699977

>>15699950
Patience, young Anon.

Besides, most of the Western artists aren't attending the big event unlike many of the artists who reside in KC's country, who are probably going crazy from excitement over all the new things they can actually read and understand.

>> No.15699987

>>15699977
I just want to see some Automaton variants mang.

>> No.15700005

>>15699987
Good things will come. [/spoiler]And so will you.Day after day to see what's new in the thread concerning them that is.

>> No.15700083

>>15699818
i could do with lots of mofu right now

>> No.15700098

>>15700083
It's way too god damn hot for that. Give me one of the Ice Queens.

>> No.15700103

>>15698702
That was a fun read, many thanks. Interesting take on the DL too.

>> No.15700110

Christmas cake dragons hover one foot above the ground before landing and don't bend down an inch.
Young dragons land with a thud, oftentimes bending all the way down with their hands on the ground.
Loli dragons just crash and leave a tiny crater they crawl out of.

>> No.15700129

What do you suppose an undead dragons breath weapon is?

>> No.15700135

>>15700129
Miasma clouds

>> No.15700138

>>15699495
I love that you seem to have an interest in Wisp. Criminally underrated girl.
>>15699551
And this is just plain adorable. Flayers are such nice girls.

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15700155

>>15700129
It's somewhere on here I'm sure.

>> No.15700164

>You'll never be an immortal, cursed to walk the earth until the battle between you and other immortals is done.
>You'll never be unchanging, eternally young yet old enough to remember Monsters as savage beasts and the Demon Lord as a lowly succubus unworthy of mention.
>You'll never feel the despair of knowing that your time will never end because no-one has what it takes to decapitate you anymore and the only other Immortal left is a girl who corrupted into a damned Dullahan decades ago.
Not sure what to think of this.

>> No.15700170

What is the rate of teenage pregnancy among monster girls?

>> No.15700181

>>15700170
Given monster fertility rates, almost 0.

>> No.15700182

>>15700170
Depends on the setting.
If it's the MGE setting, staggeringly high.
If it's the MGC setting, decently low as monstergirls are encouraged to practice non-vaginal sex until they graduate. Blowjobs are very popular.

>> No.15700210

>>15700170
>You'll never get your Elf daughter pregnant for her 18th birthday

>> No.15700218

>>15700182
>MGE
>high
I see you know nothing about the setting.

>> No.15700225

>>15700170
This >>15700181

>> No.15700228

>>15700098

Would the cold MGs try to solicit single men during summer?

>> No.15700232

>>15700228
The weather would be even worse for them, though.

>> No.15700241

>>15697270
She's a hellhound.

>> No.15700248

>>15700218
I didn't say high birthrates in general anon. I said high teen pregnancy rates, as in "a good chunk of the pregnancies are teenage monstergirls."

>> No.15700253

>>15700228
Of course they would, it's a win-win for everybody
Men get cold waifus to keep them cool and refreshed
Cold MGs get husbandos to help them through the hot weather

>> No.15700258

>>15700248
Read what you posted again.

The only ones who will be pregnant as teens are mouses and devil bugs and such.

Most won't.

>> No.15700260

What Monster Girls kidnap princes?

>> No.15700267

>>15700260
Dragons

>> No.15700270

>>15700258
Is the this part where we argue about who's headcanon is better? It all depends on the setting.

>> No.15700273

>>15700232

Yeah but they might be willing to endure it if it means finding a husband. Wouldn't be a lot of men up a cold mountain after all

>> No.15700286

Did anyone ever post butter's uncensored Hellhound here? Asking for reasons.

>> No.15700293

>>15700164
>find the last Immortal
>engage in glorious battle
>finally behead her, the only way your kind can die
>THE QUICKENI-wait what
>why is her head blushing
>goddamnit

>> No.15700300

>>15700270
It is canon that it takes an incredible amount of fucking to produce even one monster child.

>> No.15700302

>>15700286
As far as I know most of his latest pics haven't been leaked at all. So no.

>> No.15700306

>>15700270
Are you retarded? We are talking about MGE.

>> No.15700308

>>15700300
And is subjective on how many couples are currently fucking, and how often.

>> No.15700316

>>15700306
See >>15700308

What, you work for the monster girl census?

>> No.15700319
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>>15700253
Don't offer to help Yuki-onnas beat the heat or they might freeze your house to keep cool

>> No.15700322

>>15700316
Yes, you're retarded.

>> No.15700324

>>15700308
It is also canon that there are far fewer monsters than humans.

>> No.15700325

>>15700293
Well there is one upside.
The two of you have the rest of eternity together.

>> No.15700328

>>15700308
>>15700306
The whole point is that birth rates are really low. Even if 95% of monsters found a husband and started fucking around puberty it would still take decades or centuries of trying to get pregnant because of said birth rates.

>> No.15700332

>>15700302
Glad to tell you that you're wrong.
https://a.pomf.cat/dkyumz.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/hbfwcu.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/qjjeoa.jpg
Found them posted elsewhere.

>> No.15700335

>>15700328
That's what I'm telling him, but "it's all about subjectivity"

>> No.15700337

>>15700324
Yes, But that has nothing to do with the question he asked, which was about the teen pregnancy rate of monstergirls.

>> No.15700342

>>15700337
Okay then.
>>15700181

>> No.15700348

>>15700332
I have never been happier being wrong.
Thank you anon. You are awesome.

>> No.15700361

>>15700332
Nice, even if hellwans and butter ain't my thing.

>> No.15700371
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15700371

i need me a holiday with a monster

>> No.15700373

>>15700337
Unless a bunch of teenage monsters and their husbands made it to the center of the tentacle forest, other than a few hyper fertile species, teenage pregnancies would be really rare to non-existent.

>> No.15700377

>>15698446
Six hours late, but I'm going to play in Ryu's pool since she taught me to swim last time!

>> No.15700404

>>15700337
Which will be extremelly low compared to fully developed pregnant monstergirls, because

>A: Most monstergirls take decades to get pregnant
>B: Monstergirls with a higher pregnancy rate reach adulthood faster

>> No.15700415

>>15700371
The more you post this the more i want to put money into fixing her face and adding a tail.

>> No.15700457
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>>15698702
I completely fucked up and got the names of two characters confused in a relatively important segment. It should be fixed now.

>> No.15700463

Which monstergirls are the absolute sluttiest?

>> No.15700470

>>15700463
Sluttiest in what way

>> No.15700482

>>15700470
By definition. Actively seeks sexual encounters with low standards and high success.

I understand most monster girls fall somewhere in the slut spectrum, but which species is champion?

>> No.15700486

>>15700463
All monsters are loyal to their husband and their husband only.

>> No.15700489

>>15700482
Mari

>> No.15700494
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15700494

>>15700404
How fast does a mouse reach adulthood then?

>> No.15700495

>>15700482
>low standards/high success
hrmmmm.... devilbug? Or Beelze.

>> No.15700499

>>15700332
>you will never pound hot Hellhound pussy

>> No.15700505

>>15700463
>>15700489

>> No.15700509

>>15700482
This >>15700489

>> No.15700513

>>15700463
I'm between Charybis and >>15700489

>> No.15700543

>>15700482
Beelzebubs.

>> No.15700548

>>15700482
a bit hard to say since monster girl standards are so divorced from human standards.

>> No.15700560

>>15700404
>B: Monstergirls with a higher pregnancy rate reach adulthood faster
That's probably a thing but aside from reaching sexual maturity faster I don't see any monster girls growing faster than a human would

Wouldn't it be weird if you saw an adult-looking monster girl and then learned that she was only 14?

On the other hand I'm completely fine with the reverse, seeing a 200 years old loli wouldn't bother me the slightest

>> No.15700563

Even if a girl has low standards in finding a husband, if she only sleeps with him, she isn't a slut.

>> No.15700596

I like nerdy monsters because they won't rape me

>> No.15700599

>>15693459
Why is Druella such a dweb?

>> No.15700602

So will the setting parts of the second encyclopedia get translated after all the profiles?

>> No.15700604

>>15700596
But they will.

>> No.15700608

>>15700604
In game rape doesn't count

>> No.15700609
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>>15700596
This thing couldn't even rape a shota if it tried

>> No.15700612

>>15700599
She's cute.

>> No.15700616

>>15700612
but you should expect more from the daughter of the monster lord! All she does is help others rape, is there something wrong with her?

>> No.15700621

>>15700609
No but when you play super rape sisters melee she will joke about doing what she is doing in game to you out of game

>> No.15700622

>>15700596
90% sure a Gremlin would try to rape you, and she's a nerd.

>> No.15700623
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15700623

>>15700609
It damn well could.

>> No.15700625

>>15700604
It's not rape if I want her to do it.

>> No.15700626

Whats the most perverted or weird fetish you personally wouldn't like but would indulge in for your monster wife?

>> No.15700631

>>15700608
They would actually rape you because they're pent up losers.

>> No.15700634

>>15700621
How would she react if I leaned in and said "What would you do if I told you I want you to?"

>> No.15700635

>>15700631
I'm sure the monsters in the afterschool video games club wouldn't blackmail me into cosplaying as their husbando to rape

>> No.15700638

>>15700609
That's how they get you to let your guard down.
Next thing you know whoops you're naked on the couch and it turns out she's still three times as strong as you.

>> No.15700647

>>15700635
They'll reenact their favorite doujin with you.

>> No.15700648

All you have to do to not get raped by a nerd monstergirl is to bully her

>> No.15700661

>>15700596
man I bet a group of Nerdy Mindflayers would be the best team because they would know all the movements in masterful coordination and when playing the classics one of them can hide your memories of it so it's brand new

>> No.15700662

>>15700648
But anon, I want to bully her by flirting with her!

>> No.15700669

>>15700648
Unless they let themselves get bullied because they're secretly subs/masochists, genius. Which means you'll never get raped by them if you bully those types.

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15700697

>>15695555
>>15695600
>Be in Draconia, go to the Red Dragon Tavern & Inn
>Barmaid is a firecrotch if you ever saw one, tell her to give you 'the good stuff', a bunch of the patrons just roll their eyes at you
"Have any money?"
>Shit, you forgot they deal in actual currency
>Gold coins drop onto the counter, solid and pure
>Not the odixized bastard coins that humans usually carry
>The Dragon that put them onto the wood moves closer to you, dressed in a heavy northern style jacket
>A fine ermine fur collar fluffing up and covering her neck from view, her skin a pale milky white
"You heard the man. The finest you have."
>Firecrotch bows and descends into the cellar
>Comes back with a bottle topped with a bronze dragon and gold filigree along the edges
>It's an Age 458 'Wyrmvater', you swallow heavily as she pours you a glass of it
>It's not even 1/8th the total of fluid, but you can already smell the heavy oaken odor and charcoal undertones
"Go ahead, drink it."
>The Dragoness giving you a sultry whisper
>Bottom's up, reflexively squint as it goes down
>It feels like the fires of Hades themselves have been let loose into your throat and stomach, nearly torturous and agonizing
>Water doesn't quench the heat or snuff the fires within
>Until you can feel soft lips press into yours and a cool wind blowing into you, a bifurcated tongue wrestling with your own
>It's bitter-sweet and lonesome, like the frozen wastelands of the Northern hinterlands
>Pull back, nearly freaking out thinking you're seeing double
>The air seeming to wave around her claws as she offers you a small smile
"You did good, boy. Shall we go for another round?"

>> No.15700699

>>15700602
I'd guess. I remember the other books took a long time but that might have been because it took some time to find people interested in translating.

>> No.15700705

>>15700626
watersports

>> No.15700707
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>>15699568
Lala is best MonMusu.

>> No.15700718

What would monsters do if they though a man was in an abusive relationship

>> No.15700730

>>15700138
I like hot girls.

I like a lot of the girls and dislike only a few.

>> No.15700731
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>>15700707
That's not Tio or Miia

>> No.15700733

>>15700697
Lucky lad.

>> No.15700736

So if I build a shrine but give it no markings or statues of a god, will a monster eventually come to it and give my blank shrine a purpose

>> No.15700737
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15700737

>>15700731
You're right. Because Lala is better.

>> No.15700741

>>15700718

You mean with a human girl or another monster girl?

>> No.15700745

>>15700741
ether/or

>> No.15700748

>>15700737
Not really

>> No.15700749
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15700749

I drew yet another thing.

>> No.15700755

>>15700737
>tfw Loen hasn't finished that tittypire drawing

>> No.15700759

>>15700745

A human girl they'd probably either kidnap the boy or corrupt the girl.

Another Monster Girl they might fight for his honor/hand/whatever

As much as I enjoy the idea of being princess carried by a monster girl wanting to save me, I am too much of a boyslut for the rougher girls (Apophis, Hellhound, Manticore).

>> No.15700760
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>>15700748
I disagree but respect your opinion

>>15700755
I don't think I've seen that one

>> No.15700770

How about some more talk about writefag settings? I liked the one earlier.

>> No.15700771
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>>15700760
I also disagree but respect yours

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>>15700760
>I don't think I've seen that one
This is the image I refer to.

>> No.15700775

>>15700759
>I am too much of a boyslut for the rougher girls
Don't let a yandere with a healing fetish see your bruises

>> No.15700782

>>15700759
>Apophis
>Rough

>> No.15700785

>>15700745
A human girl would be corrupted into a loving monstergirl, and a monstergirl would be fought and taught a lesson.

>> No.15700788

>>15700782
Anon have you seen all the boysluts here who want to be slaves to fat mean old grapists?

>> No.15700794

>>15700782
>permanent enslaving neurotoxin
>not rough

>> No.15700798

Is a Demi-Lich just a floating Lich head? Or is it like a floating Skeleton's head?

>> No.15700799
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>>15700759
Ruff sex with a Hellwan would be like a dream come true.

>> No.15700802

>>15700609
>>15700623
What if going through your waifu's school yearbooks, you find out about her nerdwan days?

>> No.15700808

>>15700794
With rough I thought we were talking abuot physical, like ogres and such, not about drugs.

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>>15700788
Don't we all?

>> No.15700821

>>15700817
Not me. She's all gross and mean!

>> No.15700822

>>15700817
The grapist.

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>>15700788

>fat
>mean
>old

That's not nice.

>>15700808

She's more mentally dominating than a Core or Hotdog, though "rough," might not be the best word.

>> No.15700825

>>15700770
LLLUUs MGC with the detective is enjoyable. Feels very noir crime novel like.

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>>15700802
I want to tease her about it and then ask if she wants to organize a D&D session with her friends.

>> No.15700827

>>15700799
If only it could happen anon, I could die happy with my waifu.

>> No.15700837

Would Monsters make NTR illegal

>> No.15700842

>>15700825
Did he do noir talk?
Like:
>like a midget at a urinal, I'd have to stay on my toes
Or
>like a kid looking for that blasted toy in a cereal box, I would have to get to the bottom of this

>> No.15700843

>>15700837
Yes. and no one would complain.

>> No.15700844

>>15700837
Yes.

>> No.15700848

>>15700837
They'd riot over its mere mention.

>> No.15700850

>>15700837
Bicorn lobbyists would stop them

>> No.15700854

>>15700837
God yes. Can you imagine how much better doujins would get if NTRshit was illegal?
Not that you'd NEED doujins.

>> No.15700859

>>15700842
Yeah, not constantly but enough that it feels stylish. Give it a read anon, it's nice.

>> No.15700864

>>15700749
Oh you.

>> No.15700865

>>15700859
He doesn't do something like:
>That Apophis was all legs
Does he?

>> No.15700876

>>15700749
I don't get it

>> No.15700878

>>15700850
damn why are they so rich

>> No.15700880

>>15700865
Not that I can think of.

>> No.15700881

>>15700850
I don't think harems count as NTR

>> No.15700888

>>15700881
Kinda.

>> No.15700894

>>15700733
It's a shame that it was done by a filthy memester

>> No.15700896

>>15700837
They can either make Male NTR or Female NTR illegal but not both, which do the monsters choose

>> No.15700898

>>15700876
>Wurms get 1 free shota if they go to location X
The news Wurm saw that and busted through a wall to get there.

>> No.15700899

>>15700898
Oh alright

That's funny

>> No.15700904

>>15700896
The one they are instinctually against.
MGs never ever switch mates.

>> No.15700909
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15700909

Things you can say to your mg daughteru, but not your waifu

>> No.15700910

>>15700899
She also left behind her pie, which is bad because it attracted Wendigo.

>> No.15700912
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>>15700821
She isn't! You'll see, she will tell you! She just needs some place where no one can hear you screa- I mean some place where you two can have a peaceful talk, and you'll regret your words!

>> No.15700916

>>15700896
Female NTR, probably.

>> No.15700918

>>15700894
Bob?

>> No.15700922

>>15700896
Both because fuck it

>> No.15700925

>>15693730
I would make some le witty joke, but I got nothing. All I have is "well, I guess /k/ just found their dream gurl."

>> No.15700926

>>15700896
I want to hide dragons getting cucked porn, in my daughteru's porn hoard

>> No.15700927

>>15700912
I don't trust her.

>> No.15700932

>>15700896
The one that punishes men more.

>> No.15700933

If I rip off Griffon's ahoge will she die?

>> No.15700935

>>15700918
Bob doesn't like Dragons or Wights you Haramboner.

>> No.15700936 [DELETED] 

>>15700909
Don't waste images on the board sweetie! Be sure to clean up before it's too late!

>> No.15700940

>>15700935
Good. I love Dragons and Wights.

>> No.15700947

>>15700935
Alp?

>> No.15700948

>>15700909
"Have you fucked that boy from next door yet?"

>> No.15700952

>>15700926
is that supposed to be her punishment because you found incest stories?

>> No.15700958

>>15700948
>MGE gachimuchi

>> No.15700962

>>15700927
Why not?

>> No.15700964

Fluffy Dragons when?

>> No.15700966

>>15700958
What?

>> No.15700974

>>15700912

>Grapist snake takes you to her private room to pump you full of aphrodisiacs to make even the slightest caress cause a mind blowing pleasure
>She will never slowly whittle away your resistance and giggle as you become more frustrated
>She will never deny you release after you beg for it
>She will never continue until you've given up all hope
>She will never make you swear to be her loyal mini- husband for the rest of your life in exchange for continued pleasure
>She will never milk you for your worth
>She will never coil around you afterwards, pull you into her chest, and run her fingers through your hair as you drift off to sleep

God I am such a whore

>> No.15700975

>>15700933
>rip off Griffon's ahoge
You're the real monster, Anon
Now then, you'll get Griffon Alt- I mean Femt-
Either a very sulky girl or a one who's ready and raring to fight.
The former might resolve in cuddles, the latter in a different "heat of battle".

>> No.15700977

>>15700947
Pretty close

>> No.15700978

What happens if you adopt a dragon? Because you wouldn't have a dragon wife, the daughteru would have no hoard

>> No.15700981

>>15700560
> Wouldn't it be weird if you saw an adult-looking monster girl and then learned that she was only 14?

I'm actually the other way around. It is wierd to me that MGE canon apparently has monsters age at the same rate as humans (i.e. they take ~18 years or whatever to reach adult size; I know their insides age a little faster, what with them becoming reproductively viable at 10 or so).
Basically I know they're NOT human, and so the fact that a mantis reaches full size at 18 rather than, like, 3, just agitates my arthropology autism.

>> No.15700982

>>15700966
Deep dark fantasies.

>> No.15700988

>>15700982
Explain.

>> No.15700990

>>15700975
I think her iq would jump up a solid 90 if she lost it.

>> No.15700991

How do Slimes understand they have to be human shaped

>> No.15700992

>>15700964
Convince a Lich to make one.

>> No.15701003

>>15700974
>you will never play with the pharaoh she just got

>> No.15701004

>>15700992
Tried that. Got a team of atomic super Wurms instead.

>> No.15701007

>>15700990
>styling your hair on the more childish side because everything else about you has a natural, unintended superior aura already

>> No.15701011

>>15700974
You aren't a whore anon, just a good husband.

>> No.15701015

I want to be a Super Monster's sidekick

>> No.15701019
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>>15700964
Is their fur resistant to the elements?
Do they have to shake their bodies like Kobolds and Werecats when they get wet?

>> No.15701021

>>15700978
You tell her that your love is the only treasure you can give her

>> No.15701024

Momsters will always care for you and will let you cry on her shoulder

>> No.15701025

>>15701007
I doubt she has it on purpose. Nobody has them on purpose.

>> No.15701026

>>15700991
In MGE land it's presumably the same way as with all the other monstergirls. The Demon Lord's wacky magic FORCES them human shaped, the same way it does with dragons, elementals, devil bugs, everything.

In non-MGE-land it's presumably an evolution/adaptation thing: they eat semen, and semen's a lot easier to get if you have the shape of a hot chick.

>> No.15701028

>>15701024
No they won't. Men aren't supposed to cry.

>> No.15701029

>>15700909
"Why don't you invite some of your girlfriends for a sleepover? "

"You're sister can share a bed with us while her sheets are in the wash."

"Your breasts will come in eventually."

>> No.15701030

>>15700962
She's evil, has a mouth full of venom and is purple.

>> No.15701031

>>15701024
Ah, I knew it...she really is such a good friend!

>> No.15701033

>>15701019
Being able to draw better than me leaves me in despair.

>> No.15701039

>>15701021
Love can't be shown unlike her dragon friends who brag about their large gold piles, maybe you shouldn't have adopted a Dragon when you are poor

>> No.15701040

>>15701030
She isn't evil, she's full of love and purple is god tier, roman emperors didn't use it for anything.

>> No.15701049

>>15701039
That's what pregnancy is for

>> No.15701050

When in doubt, run from monsters

>> No.15701055

>>15698532
It was hot, and people were generally in a rush. There were three guys there, and I didn't want to hold up the line figuring out which one was KC, and then trying to take a picture of him.

In brief, all three were reasonably attractive men. One on the younger, shorter side, one on the younger, taller side, and one on the older, shorter side.

>> No.15701057

>>15701040
She's evil. She plots to destroy the Pharaoh and her being purple is to fool you.

>> No.15701061

What would a monster mother do if she found out her daughter was lusting after her dad?

>> No.15701067

Would a Dragongirl be flattered if a young boy said her horns looked pretty?

>> No.15701068

http://sketchpaddy.tumblr.com/post/149054090469/
Gazerfag getting more done

>> No.15701069

>>15701061
Tell her he's taken.

>> No.15701071

>>15698930
>He wouldn't give a rat's tail, though
I do not need to know about the impossibly old and powerful Dragon King's sex life, thanks...

Actually I am rather curious in truth.

>> No.15701077

>>15701061
Wildly fuck the dad in front of her, showing he is hers alone

>> No.15701083

>>15701057
>"She's evil! Evil I say! My mother always said to never trust purple things!"
>"Anubis pls, you're being irrational."

>> No.15701086

>>15693889
So do you have to battle her to see who has to carry the egg sack?

>> No.15701088

I like Dhampires and Vampires so could there be a set of twins of those two species

>> No.15701091

>>15701068
She's all gooey.

>> No.15701098

>>15694628
>eye shadow
Dammit, that's my fetish.

>> No.15701099

>>15701061
Admonish herself that she hasn't been milking anondad dry thoroughly enough, and so the scent of pent-up male is starting to distract her daughter.
So she'd renew her gym membership, buy some new lingere, and step up her game to four, five penis bullyings a day. Soon dad's balls will be so empty he'll smell basically sterile to other monstergirls!

>> No.15701100

>>15701011

As dumb as this may sound, I also enjoy thinking about her slowly opening up and talking about her insecurities and worries.

I think about that with a lot of girls, and I wonder what they worry about. It makes them more human in my mind to know they're more than serial rapists.

>> No.15701104

I want to raise a mindflayer into a respectable monster

>> No.15701108

>>15701091
Goo is lifebringing.

>> No.15701111

>>15701057
Anon I think they lied to you.

>> No.15701114

>>15700940
Well, you're on the same shit tier taste as somebody like Shoggocks. Congrats.

>> No.15701117

>>15700988
100% certain it involves dire alps wearing leather.

>> No.15701120

>>15701100
> As dumb as this may sound, I also enjoy thinking about her slowly opening up and talking about her insecurities and worries.

But anon, one of monstergirls' biggest selling points is that you don't have to listen to a bunch of her trite feminine drama.
I like mai waifu BECAUSE that she's an uncomplicated rape blob of rapesex who doesn't carry around 40 tonnes of egocentric emotional baggage.

>> No.15701123

>>15701108
It's just gooey.

>> No.15701130

>>15701114
But Wights and Dragons are fine.

>> No.15701138

>>15701120
Well, you do you anon.

Everyone enjoys something different.

>> No.15701143

>>15701071
Is that an 8Bit Theater reference I see?

Either way, the Dragon King is actually still a virgin due to not caring one bit about sex. He also has Keith David as his voice actor.

More on Dragons: earth elemental Dragons are basically the most friendly and nice things alive. A Yeti or Holst would be jealous of how nice they are.
Copper Dragons can use 3 element breath attacks, Silver can use 7, and Platinum can use all elements and breath attacks. Gold cannot use breath attacks, but make up for it with stats almost comparable to a Platinum's outside of physical defense, where it is the lowest out of all Dragonkind. Gold also has magic defense on par with a Unicorn.
Young Dragons might befriend eachother after a headbutting match.
Black Dragons are noted for being violent and preying upon both other Dragon types as well as eachother. They also seem to develope differing traits from things they eat, and even gain abilities in rare cases.
Chromatic Dragons do not like being confused for elemental ones. They are not a Fire Dragon just because they're red and breath flame.

>> No.15701168

I wish to court a magic Dragon

>> No.15701173

>>15701168
gonna call her Puff?

>> No.15701179

>>15701143
>Is that an 8Bit Theater reference I see?
Yes.

>> No.15701195

>>15701179
Good times then, during the Bahamut isles.

I could go on about my crappy setting and its inane tidbits.

>> No.15701198
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15701198

Papa, when will my boobies stop growing? They're heavy, and everyone at school makes fun of me.

I hate this...

>> No.15701204

>>15701198
Better go ask the Sabbath for a reduction potion

>> No.15701207

>>15701198
They'll stop growing when they stop growing, your mothers stopped at about....Three sizes bigger than that?

And take mino milk and begin lifting, it'll help you deal with the weight.

>> No.15701210

>>15701198
Don't worry, there are potions for this.

>> No.15701236

>>15701198
Not gonna lie, I'd a monster girl with that chest.
Especially if she was smug.
Maybe even a smug tanuki.

>> No.15701244

>>15701204
I didn't know Ozzy was an alchemist.

>> No.15701248

I like monsters with chests just a little bit bigger than flat

>> No.15701252
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15701252

Based on your current location, what monster girls would you be most likely to see?

Being Canadian, we'd probably see lots of Yetis, maybe some wans, definitely lots of holstaurus and centaurs, and a nice helping of bear girls.

>> No.15701253

>>15701248
A cup.

>> No.15701259

>>15701244
Considering the copious amounts of drugs he's done, I'd be surprised if he wasn't.

I'm pretty sure his blood is a drug at this point.

>> No.15701261

>>15701252
i live not too far from a cemetery. Aside from that I can't think of anything noteworthy

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>>15701252
>New England
Probably deer girls, some cow girls, some foxes and probably very pissy tanukis who have to live in suburbs.

>> No.15701264

>>15701252
>Washington
Holsts and Whitehorns. Maybe Wendigo in certain spots.
Dryads fucking EVERYWHERE.

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>>15701252
>michigan
Fuck if I know, Given how fucked our weather can be some times
I hope for thunderbirds at least

>> No.15701270

>>15701252
>UK
harpies, wererabbits, foxes, i guess wonderland stuff

>> No.15701274

>>15701263
Do you even lovecraft? Being based out of new england means you have your pick of eldrich abominations.

>> No.15701275

>>15701252
Mid-Atlantic. So probably shit tons of deer and squirrel-girls, maybe a couple of werewolves and foxes. Quite a few harpies too, probably wrens and cardinals.

>> No.15701276

>>15701252
About the same as you, just add the odd bobcat, some birds of prey, quaill harpies, some alruane from the orchards, honeybees from the bee keeper, and maybe some weresheep.

>> No.15701277

>>15701252
>Lower Peninsula of Michigan

Probably a bunch of sea born girls and some grizzlies, werecats, werewolves, and other such common girls.

May have dwarves on Mackinaw Islands for the copper and some elves living in the forests of the UP.

Probably dark elves in Detroit and generic succubi/tanukis in the cities.

>> No.15701279

>>15701252
>Kansas
Holst and maybe a wheat plant girl

>> No.15701280

>>15701274
There's no abominations in Connecticut.

>> No.15701281

>>15701252
>Delaware
Devil bugs, Micegirls, Cancers, Harpies.

>> No.15701283

>>15701263
New England here as well. Connecticut, to be precise.
We have wolves and mountain lions. The state pretends they don't exist, but they're there. A guy I used to work with shot a cougar that was in his yard, and fish and wildlife showed to and threatened to arrest him. He goes "But mountain lions don't exist in Connecticut, so I didn't shoot one." The state disposed of the body and gave him a thousand bucks to shut the fuck up about it.

>> No.15701287

>>15701267
>Also Michigan
I mean with our extreme seasons I'm sure we'd run the whole gauntlet of species. Add in Detroit, and then the wilderness of the Upper Peninsula and I'd say there is a whole smorgasbord

>> No.15701288

>>15701252
>Mediterranean coast
All the lamias because they love the sun, all the aquatic species, all the farm girls because of the farms here.

Also the mountain and the forest are like, 2-4 km from the beach, so tons of plant girls.

And my city has its own microclimate, so I'm sure there would be some more because of it.

And this city is full of rich people, so also a lot of Tanukis.

So yeah, 2/3 of the encyclopedia.

>> No.15701290

>>15701267
>>15701277
>>15701287
What is it about Michigan that makes people like Monster Girls?

>> No.15701293

Any suggestions for things to doodle? I need something other than Wurms taking an IQ test.

>> No.15701294

>>15701293
Russian minichuffs. I don't really care what they're doing.

>> No.15701298

>>15701252
Cowgirls as far as the eye can see, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.15701299

>>15701287
Not to mention that the farms would have holsts out there along with other farm girls.

Quite the plethora to pick from when you factor in the lakes/rivers as well.

>>15701290
The mitten is a wonderful place, only needs monster girls to get better.

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>>15701120

I was thinking more along the lines of the Hierarchy of Needs.

The first level (Physiological) is basic instincts. Be able to live and all that shit.

So then we get to safety, their health, well being, and ability to live in a stable environment. Monster Girls can take a lot of shit a normal human can't, but I doubt most would enjoy living where they're in a constant fight for basic survival. Wurms and Sand Worms are tough fuckers, but things like a Kiki or a Holstaurus wouldn't do as well in their habitats. I will admit this one is a lot more up in the air than the others as different girls are able to handle much more hostile environments than humans, but the point still stands.

And here's where it really breaks down: love and belonging. Monster girls want to find their husband, and that's fine and dandy. But I've wondered about the psychological implications of this. Do "unmarried," girls think they're unloved? Do they find any comfort in close friends? How does a girl feel if she's unmarried for most of her life?

Then that ties into Esteem. If a girl can't find a guy after years of searching, do they just give up? Do they become apathetic about life? Being unable to achieve one of the things they are hard wired to do must suck serious ass.

And lastly there's the self-actualization. If a girl doesn't have her physical, emotional, and psychological needs taken care of, how is she able to grow as a monster girl?

In typing this out I realize I put a lot more emphasis on the human aspect. It's really just an autistic thought experiment, but it's something I've wanted to explore.

>> No.15701301

>>15701293
Hellhound flexing her abs.

>> No.15701302

>>15701252
Meth elementals

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>>15701287
>>15701277
>>15701299

>the great lakes increase our chances for a high variety of girls
When should I start Worshiping the lakes?

>> No.15701305

>>15701302
Southern Indiana?

>> No.15701306

>>15701252
>Pennsylvania
At least in the region I live in, probably quite a few foxes and deer. I haven't seen much else besides that.
I'll probably find a bunch of Inari hanging around the family's pool one day. God help me if they see me peeking through the window.
Also, I'm pretty sure those damned Canadian Geese harpies would rub their love juices all over the driveway, as opposed to the real ones SHITTING ALL OVER IT.

>> No.15701307

What happens when a chuff tries to purr

>> No.15701308

>>15701304
Next time you go fishing.

>> No.15701310

>>15701294
Drinking radiator fluid. Like actual Russians do in dry times.

>> No.15701318

>>15701283
>>15701263
Adding on, our state insect is the mantis, and we've been hammered to hell and back by snow so there's probably either yetis or yukionna punks making it hell for innocent people. They can't keep getting away with these blizzards.

>> No.15701319

>>15701301
How does one even drae such a thing?

>> No.15701320

>>15701252

>Central Florida

Any type of reptile girl, maybe a few birds during the winter, and an odd Dormouse

>> No.15701326

>>15701320
Gator girls eating up shotas must be an issue along with the bad weather.

>> No.15701335

>>15701252
I'd see the standard canadian monsters
and i live really close to a cemetery so i'd see some undead too maybe even a hellwan
i live in the heart of afbramistan so i'd see a shit load of houris, grandharvas, and minotaurs and holstaurs being worshipped everywhere they walk

>> No.15701336

>>15701326

Not as bad as those Kakuen tour groups from Brazil.

>> No.15701337

>>15700494
DAT PREGNANT MAUS IS TOO SMALL! HER BELLY SHOULD BE PINNING HER DOWN!
I TOLD HER WE NEEDED FERTILITY SPRINGWATER

>> No.15701342

I want to find a Gator named Amos

>> No.15701347

>>15701342
I want to fuck a tanned croc girl in her firm bum.

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>>15701308
>Fishing
I havent fished in years
And I will continue to do so until i can go fishing with a harpy

>> No.15701354

I want to help my hobgoblin get freakishly muscular and call her my little musclebutt.

>> No.15701356

>>15701342
Yeah here comes Amos
Now Amos Moses was a Cajun
She lived by herself in the swamp
She hunted shotas for a living
She'd just knock them in the head with a stump
The Louisiana law gonna get you Amos
It ain't legal hunting shotas down in the swamp girl

>> No.15701359

>>15701252
What about cougar Jinkos?

>> No.15701364

>>15701349
The DNR would probably get all up uppity if you started fishing in an area where freshwater mermaids lived.

>> No.15701366

>>15701359
They keep preying on the young men.

>> No.15701372

>>15701366
>Going hiking one day
>Look back to see a mountain lion Jinko staring at you stalking you from afar.
What do you do

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>>15701364
The DNR can go suck it, Mermaids are smarter than fish

>> No.15701385

>>15701377
You say that but then you get a mermaid loli on your hook because she wasn't paying attention.

>> No.15701386

>>15701347

>Croc girls and Aligator girls
>They have a Hatfield/McCoy feud between them
>It was possibly over a Shota or a potential husband

I shouldn't like the thing as much as I do.

>> No.15701388

>>15701372
Pretend to be sick or injured. They want a young and healthy meal.

>>15701294
You have any pics of MGs wearing those fluffy coats I could use for a possible reference?

>> No.15701391

>>15701372
>staring at you stalking you from afar
Did I have a stroke while typing this?

>> No.15701394

>>15701308
Go noodling for catfish. That's the fish with the cat ears, right?

>> No.15701397

>>15701388
But then they're going to drag you back to their cave and nurse you back to health!

>> No.15701398

>>15701386
It would be grand.
I wonder if a gator or croc girl has the same mating habits as a regular gator or croc?

>> No.15701400

>>15701394
>Noodling for catfish mermaids.
>Most are little ones that 'Nyah!' when you pull them out.
>Occasionally get ara ara monsters that pull your arm deep into their chest.

>> No.15701403

>>15701386
Do they end up summoning Pumpkinhead who is really just a misunderstood MG looking for a date?

>> No.15701405

>>15701397
Unless I get to kill satanic christmas critters, I don't want to go into her cave.

>> No.15701414

>>15701405
Anon not everything is like South Park.

You're going to go into that cave and fuck that Jinko silly.

>> No.15701422

>>15701388
Unfortunately I do not.

>> No.15701428

>>15701422
I see. Maybe Whitehorn's will have to do.

>> No.15701429

>>15701300
I guess I can get behind that. I accept it might be - dare I say - interesting, to listen to #sexdemonproblems. I have exactly zero patience for 3dpd problems that center around who's being passive aggressive to who at work lately and whether she owns enough shoes to maintain her social status. But specifically monstergirl insecurities, which may well revolve around her guilt that she has a man but her twin sister is a singleton and might not be getting enough semen lately and maybe I'd be willing to help out, could be profoundly rewarding to give attention to.

>> No.15701444

>>15701414
I just want to go home and eat pizza!

>> No.15701453

>>15701444
You can, just fuck the Jinko and take her home with you.

>> No.15701459

>>15701252
> Singapore's national animal is an Asian mystical seahorse with a mammalian upper body
> orohime just came out

Looks like I'm about to get SMUGGED

>> No.15701469

>>15701198
[Urge to dick daughteru intensifies]
It's less degenerate if it's paizuri only, right?

>> No.15701470

>>15701453
But it'll be cold by then. I like my food hot, my drinks cold, and my Metroid games by Retro.

>> No.15701473

>>15701469
Don't dick the daughteru, save the dicking for the waifu

>> No.15701476

>>15701470
You can heat the pizza up later.

>> No.15701478

>>15701252
Every single type.

>> No.15701489

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, lock up you potions lest >>15701198 happen.

Do you want incest? Because that's how you get incest

>> No.15701493

>>15701476
But it won't be fresh then. Can't we compromise by eating pizza first and then breeding chuffs like they're about to go extinct?

>> No.15701501

>>15701489
Aunt/nephew incest is bestcest.

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>>15701252
Ohio has stray Werecats, Cardinal Harpies, and shortstack Mucus Toads.

>> No.15701506

>>15701493
Sure, but you better hurry up unless you like getting a pawjob while you eat.

>> No.15701509

>>15701504
And fault lines. Don't forget the fault lines.

>> No.15701512

>>15701398

>Aligators and Crocs lay a massive nest of eggs and then sit and wait till they hatch

I don't think so. Though I'm not sure they would have family wide disputes if they were written to be like real Crocodilians. The thought of two groups of Monster Girls having a dispute over something was fun, and Crocs/Gators sounded like it would fit when I first thought about it.

Maybe that should be reserved for a different type of girl. I can't think of two things from the South East US that could fall into that.

>>15701403

>Pumpkinhead

I had to look that up. Could be interesting as a one off undead girl who somehow got into not-Appalachia

>> No.15701516

>>15701067
She would puff her chest out and say "Of course they are. I'm a dragon after all!"

>> No.15701517

>>15701509
I have yet to encounter those in my time driving.

>> No.15701528

>>15701512
Would you tenderly love a Pumpkinhead girl anon?

>> No.15701531

>>15701504
Ohio!

>> No.15701551

>>15701528

Do I have a choice?

>> No.15701553

>>15701489
Will my daughteru have average sized breasts like my waifu or will she have giga bazongas like her grandmother?

Who knows?

>> No.15701554

>>15701512
Is it so wrong to imagine a croc girl getting paranoid about things getting near her nest?

>> No.15701555

besides Yeti which monster loves hugs

>> No.15701560

>>15701551
Well no actually. She'd probably take you by force.

>> No.15701565

>>15701555

It'd be easier to ask which ones don't love hugs.

>> No.15701566

>>15701555
I don't know about monsters, but I sure do.

>> No.15701569

>>15701555
Kraken.

>> No.15701577

>>15701252
>All responses are americans except for one asian and one european.
Canadians count as americans by the way.

>> No.15701578

>>15701565
Grumpy alps

>> No.15701581

>>15701554

Do any other Monstergirls lay eggs? I can't think of any off the top of my head (plus it's late and I'm getting tired).

>>15701560

I'm not too big into undead girls, sadly. Though after reading more about Pumpkinhead it could be kinda interesting.

>Girl with so much love/lust for a guy in life comes back to claim him as her own

Or something.

>> No.15701583

>>15701469
Consider that her mother probably has bigger tits.

>> No.15701585

>>15701252
>New Zealand
Flightless Harpies, Insect girls and Taniwha.

>> No.15701586

>>15701560
I like the idea of monstergirls who rape you but then get all confused and flustered when you don't run away crying and holding your tattered pants.

I wanna wake up in her bed the next morning, come downstairs to the kitchen where she's making herself breakfast, and thank her for the wild night, only for her to leap back in shock.

> "Ah! W-what are you doing! Why are you still here!?"
> "I left the bedroom window open, you can escape that way!"
> "Y-you're not trying to paladin me in revenge, are you? I w-warn you, I'm a white belt in cum-fu!"

>> No.15701587

>>15701581
I wonder how Pumpkinhead would look as an actual MG though, but the idea of lust transcending death to the point of resurrection and yandere tier homicide would be great.

>> No.15701589

>>15701581
Dragons and Harpies.

>> No.15701597

>>15701252
>flipland
Carabaos(Basically choco holst) and a local cryptid which is basically a shapeshifting vampire

>> No.15701598

>>15701252
>north California
Arachnes, Honey Bees & Hornets, probably Goblins, Gnomes, Werecats, Kesaran Pasarans.
With Lizardmen fucking everywhere.

And the largest Alp population in the world.

>> No.15701599

So besides hand, what would a monster want you to hold while walkings

>> No.15701600

>>15701252
>Seattle
Harpies fucking EVERYWHERE.
Amazons, a Ryu and Shirohebis here and there, plenty of Dryads, Alraunes and other plant girls. Oh, and various types of Mermaid. Also Elves.
If you go out into the more forested areas in the general area outside the city you could probably find Grizzlies, Werewolves and Cougar Werecats.

>> No.15701606

>>15701586
What if I did one better and hugged her from behind after she sets her breakfast down on the table?

>> No.15701608

>>15701252
>Toronto.
>Gangraped by fat racoons while taking out the garbage.
>RACOONS mind you, not fancy Tanukis with their money and their charms and their personal hygiene.
>Let loose a scream borne of pure hatred, both at my fate, and the fact that I left Thunder Bay for this fucking place.
>My violation continues.
>When they're good and done, they tear open my garbage bags and just chuck that shit all over the fucking place, because it wouldn't feel right if they didn't.
>Wake up in the morning bruised, sore and mostly naked with an actual, non-monster coyote chewing on my shoe.

>> No.15701612

>>15701599
Tentacles.

>> No.15701614

>>15701597
There are more flips here besides .Less? I was also surprised to see that we have a kiwi and Singaporean here.

>> No.15701619

>>15701608
>Living in Toronto
>Even in your fantasy
There's your first problem

>> No.15701626

>>15701583
Anon, a man faced with breasts like that does not think in terms of what other breasts may exist in the world.
His attention is consumed with the oppai in front of him right now; the uniqueness of the cleavage, the suppleness of the curves; the perky redness of their nipples.

Right now, the needy girl in front of him has the only chest he cares about.

>> No.15701631

>>15701599
Spadetail

>> No.15701633

>>15701626
A good man knows that his waifu's breasts are the only ones he should even think about unless his daughter has fucking breast cancer.

>> No.15701635

What would a monster think if her daughter had larger tits

>> No.15701639

>>15701619
Anon, not all of us can escape what we have become.

Even in our dreams, we are lost and damned...

>> No.15701641

>>15701635
Maternal pride mixed with smug self-satisfaction that she successfully married into superior genetics.

>> No.15701645

>>15701635

Is she a Baphomet?

>> No.15701646

>>15701614
i think i'm the only one here though

>> No.15701647

>>15701639
Could be worse, you could be living in Victoria like me.

>> No.15701649

>>15701633
Well I would surely be thinking about my waifu's breasts if she were here sandwiching my cock between them right now.
The fault is hers, not mine.

>> No.15701650

>>15701635
>A. A jealous urge to prove her superiority to her husband
>B. Pride that the proof of her and her husband's love turned out so wonderfully

Pick one depending on waifu/daughteru personality

>> No.15701655

>>15701650
What if my waifu is a kuudere?

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>>15701252
Lots of chubby flightless harpies, more weresheep than people and holstaurs. Quite a few mermaids on the coasts, including loli dolphin mermaids. A few giant insect girls and giant carnivorous snail girls.

>> No.15701659

>>15701635
She wouldn't care unless the daughter was more mofu

>> No.15701663

>>15701650
Definitely most of them will go to B. Unless your waifu is from sabath.

>> No.15701664

>>15701649
You should be thinking about her breasts all the fucking time you weakling! You should keep your wife, her body and her bountiful breasts in your mind at all times!

>> No.15701666

>>15701655
Outwardly silent as always, inwardly jealous/happy (depending on daughteru personality)

>> No.15701674

>>15701587

>yandere tier homicide
>great

I was thinking more along the lines of "she pursues her love in life with a single mindedness and doesn't let anyone/thing get in her way."

Anyway, as for looks, take inspiration from the monster itself.

Here's a video on the making of the monster (which was pretty cool):

http://youtu.be/maXcwJKSTCw

The things that stood out to me the most were the arms, legs, and tail.

-Longer fingers and arms, possibly with one less digit and those bony protrusions on her shoulder.

-Double jointed legs, possibly with some type of clawed foot (I didn't find a good picture of his feet)

-Tail that looks like a spine

-Fangs instead of human teeth

-Some sort of bony "chest plate," over her boobs

-Scraps of clothing on her lower half

-Pale, grayish skin

All I got really. I'm not a horror film type guy but I saw a clip of the second one and holy shit that was so awful it was hilarious.

>> No.15701681

>>15701650
I can see my waifu being happy for our daughter, but a little jealous at the same time.
It doesn't really matter though, she know I like average sizes like hers.

>> No.15701684

>>15701647
Well, look at it this way, bud; At least we're not in Winnipeg.

>> No.15701687

>>15701684
Yep, at least we don't live in Winnipeg.

>> No.15701691

>>15701674
Yeah they're not stellar by any stretch but they still became a cult hit. The idea of a handjob from those long fingers is very enticing. But on the homicide part:
>Lying on your back
>The monstrous girl has cut her way through the group of people around you
>Her claws and teeth are dripping blood
>As she closes on you she gently wraps a hand around your head, the long spindly fingers wrapping completely around your head, staining it with blood
>She lowers her face in front of yours and smiles, the crimson staining your shirt
>She slowly begins to smile as she unzips your pants
Fearboner to the max

>> No.15701714

>>15701635
Given that my preferred size is jubjub-tier "so big they're really a massive inconvenience that stops them from doing the things they're supposed to be able to do, like, y'know, fly", I expect the response in that case would be to rage against the gods that they cursed her daughter too, along with genuine concern for her baby's wellbeing.

But that's what I get for being a sick fuck who wants a waifu that's self-conscious about her absurd assets, and clings to me needily (insofar as she can, with those huge milk-cannons in the way) because she thinks I'm the only one in the world who could ever possibly even tolerate a cow-freak like her.

>> No.15701723

>>15701691

>The monstrous girl has cut her way through the group of people around you
>Her claws and teeth are dripping blood
>As she closes on you she gently wraps a hand around your head, the long spindly fingers wrapping completely around your head, staining it with blood
>She lowers her face in front of yours and smiles, the crimson staining your shirt

I agree that a Pumpkinhead would be hardcore fearboner, but isn't the mindless slaughter thing going too far?

I get she's based off a demonic creature that kills anyone who gets in its way of vengeance, but isn't there some way to tone that down some, or at maybe work corruption into it?

Maybe I'm just a pussy.

>> No.15701724

Would you let your Daughter get Mofu enhancement surgery

>> No.15701727

>>15701724
>surgery
There are potions for that.

>> No.15701729

A while back somebody said they were going to write a a wendigo story more in the vein of traditional wendigos than the little awawa mofus. Described her as tall, lanky, predatory stalker in the woods type. Anybody hear something coming of that? I've been offshore for a while and unable to follow the threads.

>> No.15701731

>>15701723
It's okay anon, after you see it happen and you have sex while covered in blood and her hellish features begin to turn you on more and more you'll embrace it.

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>>15701724
>>15701727
Their are also some that are born with the biggest mofu

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I can't wait for her game to be in High Resolution

>> No.15701746
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15701746

Could you honestly deal with becoming a cumpump whose brain was flooded with nothing but pleasure?
Assume that chafing, dehydration, dopamine oversaturation etc. aren't even a thing.
Would you be OK with becoming a hip thrusting mechanism?

>> No.15701749

>>15701130
>Shit tier monstergirls are fine

>> No.15701750

>>15701729
Gauf was the one writing it, but fortunately or unfortunately he likes being under the radar so I have no clue what he's doing with it.

>> No.15701751

>>15701746
>Posts trash monster girls
>Likes to be a cumpump
It all makes sense now.

>> No.15701757

>>15701749
How are they shit?

>> No.15701758

>>15701751
Are you seriously besmirching Fushimi?

I'll fite u m8.

She's like the meeting point of Washu and Yao.

>> No.15701763

>>15701751
Not that guy, but he didn't claim to like anything. He asked two questions.

>> No.15701767

>>15701746
Yes.
I mean, obviously, I'd enjoy the struggle to retain my humanity in the face of my waifu/captor's insatiable sexuality, but losing that struggle has its own charm.
To cast aside all responsibility and live a life of being 24/7 sexually pleasured, where your only words are hot moans and your only sights are T&A... I don't think of it as Bad End. It is a different Good End. I'm not even convinced it's not True End

>> No.15701770

>>15701746
Naw.

>> No.15701772

I want to help homeless vampires get off the street with my Dhampir waifu

>> No.15701776

>>15701772
There is surely an "on" missing in there somewhere.

>> No.15701777

>>15701746

No. That sounds like hell.

>> No.15701783

>>15701767

>To cast aside all responsibility and live a life of being 24/7 sexually pleasured, where your only words are hot moans and your only sights are T&A.

As much as I hate to admit, it does sound nice. No worries and no cares other than when the next bit of sex happens.

>> No.15701784

>>15701772
why would a Dhampir help vampires?

>> No.15701785

>>15701252
>NYC
Hipster tanukis and other nerd monsters mixed with roaming smug gangs

>> No.15701786

>>15701746
I was so worried when I saw the tags for that series.
And I was glad that they change into more conventional monstergirls for the sex.
Excepting a few easy to avoid pages.
Fushimi is best girl.

>> No.15701789

>>15701784
Because she is looking for her runaway sister after she accidentally said hurtful things, so to find the sis and help out vampires because she feels guilty.

>> No.15701790

>>15701772
> any monstergirl
> being OK with her husband going slumming around the homeless streets talking to hungry girls who have nothing to lose
AND
> dhampir
> helping vampires
You're going to have to go fucking above and beyond to convince her of this project, anon.
Literally and figuratively

>> No.15701804

>>15701790
For the first problem ,just wear a chastity belt while you distribute blood packs and for the second isn't helping others a moral thing to do

>> No.15701807

>>15701804

>monster girls
>morals

>> No.15701825

>You'll never encounter a battered and broken Vampire
>You'll never give her your blood to save her
>She'll never turn into a loli as a result

>> No.15701826

>>15701252
Lynxes! Shy kitties with big fluffy paws and itty-bitty tails!

>> No.15701828

>>15701807
Monsters are good girls, anon. Why else would anyone marry them?

>> No.15701834

Did loen ever finish drawing June?

>> No.15701835

>>15701825
Why a loli?

>> No.15701839

>>15701608
>Toronto
You have my sympathies.

>> No.15701843

Would a Leanen Sidhe help someone who wants to make movies?

>> No.15701850

>>15701684
>>15701687
>The military used to conduct presence patrols to keep crime down in Winnipeg.
I'm not even making this shit up.

>> No.15701851

>>15701835
Blessed as a baby at a sabbath temple.

>> No.15701853

>>15701828
> Why else would anyone marry them?

Your parents force you into a shotgun wedding after her increasingly baggy clothes can no longer disguise that she accidentally got herself knocked up from all that rape-bullying she did to you

>> No.15701854

>>15701843
The movie business is for whores, but yes.
I personally would love to become the Zack Snyder of the MG movie world by making movies about how Super Wurm snaps necks!

>> No.15701856

>>15701835
Your blood isn't strong enough yet.

>> No.15701857

>>15701724
No, because there are perfectly natural ways of increasing mofu.

>> No.15701862

>>15701746
I ain't into that shit, bud.

>> No.15701864

What kind of misconceptions would teens monsters have about the male body?

>> No.15701870

>>15701854
So on the subject of movies being for whores, I've read a few times that the 2 hour summer action blockbuster came about as a direct calculated result of selling popcorn to teenagers.
As in, theaters put pressure on studios to make a certain narrative simply because it sells the most snacks.
One would have to presume that films in a monstergirl city would have wildly different pressures.
But in what ways?

>> No.15701874

>>15701870
Everyone loves popcorn, the Tanuki would still be selling that.

>> No.15701877

>>15701789
I've always thought it interesting that under normal circumstances a Dhampir will always be the older sister. It makes me wonder how a Dhampir would typically treat her younger Vampire siblings while they're still young and innocent.

>> No.15701880

>>15701870
It wouldn't be too hard to guess what sort of body type sabbath movies protagonist and villainess would be cast as.

>> No.15701881

>>15701877
maybe try and influence them to be good

>> No.15701882

>>15701870
There is now the option of adding semen to your popcorn as an addition topping.

>> No.15701885

>>15701252
>South east London
F-ton of British foxgirls and pidgeon harpies, along with catgirls and Staff kobolds

>> No.15701887

>>15701746
Nope. Even if it was heaven for some people, it would be hell for me.

>> No.15701888

>>15701874

With Tanuki, you ________

>> No.15701890

>>15701746
No. I'd be fine being a plush toy, though.

>> No.15701893
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Tried the minichuff.

>> No.15701894

>>15701870
It would push for movies to be Pro-Monster.

>> No.15701895

>>15701890
Cuddlepumps are some real sick fuckos.

>> No.15701896

>>15701888
splooge

>> No.15701898

I bet having a Kiki help me clean theater rows would be nice

>> No.15701902

>>15701895
What about us self-respecting mofu addicts?

>> No.15701906

>>15701893
Reminds me of my own artwork of Junko in a box during winter. Shame I didn't bother saving it.

>> No.15701908

>>15701893
It looks like the snowman's nose is his mouth.

Warm chuff by the way.

>> No.15701910
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OK guys!

It's a full moon again, and time to ask what your top 5 MGs are

Have any of them changed since last full moon?

If you dont have a top 5, name of the ones you like

1) fox women
2) dragons
3) ryuu
4) dark elf
5) Shirohebi

Name em off guys!
5)

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>>15701734
Apparently those born with the biggest mofu are ignored

>> No.15701915

>>15701910
I can very well tell who you are.

>> No.15701916

>>15701910
1. Dragon
2. Dark Elf
3. Arachnid
4. ZOMBIE DRAGONS BABEEHH!
5. Anubutt

I used to have Alps there but they're just not up to snuff against ZOMBIE DRAGONS.

>> No.15701920

>>15701864
They'd be bad at whispering sweet nothings because they think round human ears are insensitive, so they tend to proclaim quite loudly "AH, YOU'RE GETTING EXCITED FOR A TEENAGER'S BODY? IT'S OK, WHAT HAPPENS WILL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET, MISTER"

They'd have all sorts of species-specific misconceptions about the bits they don't have: mermaids being really curious about your naked feet, froggirls assuming your tongue is extensible too and thinking it's cute when you show them it isn't; demongirls assuming you have little sharp horns somewhere under your hair and then happily giving you boobhat when it it turns out you don't.

And, of course, the old favourite of
> "A-anon, there's no way I can fit all that inside me at once"

>> No.15701921

>>15701910
>Crow Tengu
>Vampire
>Lich
>Mindflayer
>Arachne/Mantis/Oomukade

>> No.15701928

I want to hug an ushi during the new moon

>> No.15701929

>>15701916
> Zombie Dragons pull anon back into heterosexuality
Is there nothing they cannot do?

>> No.15701932

>>15701929
No Sapphiron, there is not.

>> No.15701934

>>15701757
Both the Dragon and Wights are superior-than-thou tier cunts who only want to protect your smile if they find it worth the time/amusing to do so.

>> No.15701935

>>15701906
Junko in a box? I must see and know who did it.

>> No.15701936
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>>15701910
1.Mucus Toad
2.Unagi Joro
3.Kraken
4.Mindflayer
5.Liliraune

Honourable mention to Kakuen and Flow Kelp.

>> No.15701937
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>>15701910
1) Hellhound
2) Raiju
3) Anubis
4) Yeti
5) Blue Oni

>> No.15701938

>>15701935
Alp did it, and you don't want to see it.

>> No.15701939

>>15701252
Southern Alaska, so based on animals we'd get large harpies, bear girls, wolf girls, and maybe some centaur or Minotaur (basically Canada)
Our plant girls would be based on some pretty tough stuff in the forests, but our flower girls might be pretty stunning. I'd a fireweed Alraune.
Due to our copious coastline and waterways, we'd be really heavy on mermaids and fishgirls of all sorts.

But if you're going by mythology? Well, then things just get weird. Our major tales (that don't involve cannibal horror or freezing to death) have a lot of talking birds and Kushtaka, who are a tribe of otter men that spirit people away and alternately kill them or transform them into another Kushtaka.
Come to think of it, that fits very nearly into MGE. Either you get converted or raped.

Other stories involve stuff like one of our most visible mountains being a giantess who fell asleep.

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>>15701910

I really don't have an order but my five favorites are:

Cheshire Cat
Hellhound
Kraken
Apophis
Manticore

>> No.15701942

>>15701910
>Dragon
>Zombie Dragon
>Ryu
>Wyvern
>Wurms

No i dont have an addiction, what are you talking about.
No i am not a huge dragon slut that i am.

>> No.15701944

>>15701934
Where did you get that from?

>> No.15701947

>>15701910
1) Fluffy tail
2) Tails that are fluffy
3) Asses bordered by glorious streams of fur
4) BBT (big beautiful tail)
5) Hinezumi

>> No.15701949

>>15701920
I bet slimes would enjoy poking skin

>> No.15701950

>>15701910
1) Kitsune
2) Angel/Valkyrie
3) Wolfgirl
4) Dragon
5) Dullahan

I'm beginning to consider adding wolfgirls to the same category as kitsune/foxgirls. Which would then return my #5 spot to a personal "flavour of the week" monstergirl such as a Wight or Lamia.

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>>15701914

>> No.15701954

>>15701910
1) Slime, no change
2) Jubjub, no change
3) Ghoul, no change
4) Mucus toad, no change
5) Nurarihyme bumps off Angel

She seems like the kind of girl who's a ruthless criminal bad guy, uses coercive trickery to get in boys' pants, and is completly unapolagetic about all of it.
I dig that.

Knowing my luck the profile will throw my imagined version out of the window and I'll end up hating her, but in the meantime I'm gonna enjoy my headcanon yakuza Inception girl.

>> No.15701956

>>15701934
Stop dragging your salt around you loathsome faggot.

>> No.15701957

>>15701910
1): Hellhound
2): Lilim Deruella to be specific
3): Cheshire Cat
4): Kakuen
5): Manticore

Special mentions go to the runners up
6): Vampire
7): Shoggoth
8): Gremlin
9): Dark Elf
10): Wight

>> No.15701958

>>15701947
You might have a problem.

>> No.15701959

>>15701910

-Kikimora
-Shoggoth
-Oomukade
-Arachne
-Cyclops

Dragons and lizards are beginning to creep up, but the top five continue to hold their ground. At least until we get profiles for the new batch.

>> No.15701960

>>15701938
Oh.

I ser. Such a shame. I think I'll see a Hellhound wearing Gabranth's armor before art of Junko.

>> No.15701961

>>15701952
I like her eyes. They're almost as cute as her tail.

>> No.15701965

>>157019107
1. Mantis
2. Lich
3. Automaton
4. Ice Queen
5. Jinko

>> No.15701966

>>15701947
> that maus stapled on at the end

Well at least you're not CLINICALLY obsessed

>> No.15701969

>>15696836
>Far Side
my nigger. why has no one heard of the best comic ever?

>> No.15701970

>>15701960
I do have a picture of Junko getting banged from behind by Gasmask if you want it.

>> No.15701971
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>>15701252

Squirrel, skunk, deer, rabbit and of course cat and dog girls off the top of my head. I doubt Ushi-oni venture into the foothills of mountainous areas and I don't remember what else lives in mountain regions.

Squirrel MGE when?

>> No.15701973

>>15701947
You're alright, anon.

>> No.15701974

>>15701965
One of these is not quite like the others.

>> No.15701979

>>15701949

they would be very fascinated by the human body in general I think.

>> No.15701980

>>15701970
Wat

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>that uncomfortable looking body

These girls are definitely dying alone

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>>15701980
Dare you enter Alp's magical realm?

>> No.15701987

>>15701971
>Squirrel MGE when?
Depends on what mythology he draws from.

>> No.15701988

>>15701981
I think she looks sexy! I'd like to know more about her though.

Stop being mean.

>> No.15701990

>>15701893
Cute, thanks anon.

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>>15701786

Fushimi surprised me, she really had a complete turnaround. She is indeed best girl.

>> No.15701992

>>15701910
>Dragon
>Mindflayer
>Demon
>Nurarihyon
>Foxes

>> No.15701993

>>15701971
God I love Makoto.

>> No.15701994

>>15701983
Alp.
I am genuinely disturbed.

>> No.15701996

>>15701974
Is it the automaton?

>> No.15701999

>>15701994
Why? It wasn't my idea that Junko would pleasure dirty hobos for her meals.

>> No.15702001

>>15701996
Jinko. All the rest are full Kuu.

>> No.15702002

>>15701990
Glad I could entertain.
I thought about having a Whitehorn in it as well, but decided not to. I should try her, Dark Mage, and Griffon sometime.

>> No.15702006

>>15701910
Chuffs
Eeks
Nyas
Biribiris
Wans
Chuffs shot up to number one recently, Raijus have cemented their place on the list. That's about the only change.

>> No.15702007

>>15702001
Jinkos can be kuu.

>> No.15702008

>>15701991
She goes from a frigid "men should be cumpumps" bitch to "flustered lovestruck ojou-sama" pretty quick.
Damn right she's best girl.

>> No.15702010

>>15702007
Not as Kuu as the rest.

>> No.15702011

>>15701999
She gets food from Dragon's Bakery by doing odd jobs and working under the table for her.

>> No.15702014

>>15702011
>working under the table for her
You take your yuri right on out of here.

>> No.15702015

>>15701981
>>15701988
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyotama-hime

Well, this is the original story. In Touhou she was treated as a reality-bending bisexual peach guzzler.
In MGE I imagine he made a play off the shame for seeing her transform or maybe even the wacky generational incest.
Maybe she's just a fairly vanilla seahorse girl.
Gotta see the whole profile before we know.

>> No.15702017

>>15702010
It matters not!

>> No.15702018

>>15701969
Because no one has the anthologies

>> No.15702022

>>15702018
Some of us do. I still have a hardcover copy of "There's a Hair in My Dirt!" from when I was a kid.

>> No.15702024

>>15702014
It means to work for someone unofficially.

>> No.15702025

>>15701983
Why's Doctor Doom giving a harpy with bear ears a massage?

>> No.15702027

>>15701981
I agree that her bottom half is NOPE tier and looks like it would legitimately hurt you if it got near you during sexy times, but her top half is so amazing I'll give it a pass.
> dat hair loop
> dat bust
> dat 'u gonna get raped' expression
I wouldn't go looking for her, but she'll obviously come looking for you and I have not the strength of mind or body to resist.

>> No.15702031

>>15702025
>even in kindergarten, Alp was bullied by teachers who failed to understand his genius

>> No.15702032

>>15702025
That's the best description I have ever seen used.

>> No.15702037

>>15701981
>>15702027
Come on, Sea Horse Dragon Girl is cool

And haughty

>> No.15702039

>>15702014
> being the restaurant 'hostess' who sucks the customer's dicks under the table while they enjoy their food

It's the opposite of yuri you nincompoop

>> No.15702040

>>15702027
A lot of monster girls, especially the dragons, have bodies that look like they would hurt a lot of their wasn't the whole mamono mana effect.

>> No.15702045

>>15702040
True, but Wapanese Seahorse takes it to a whole other level.

>> No.15702047

>>15702031
Alp's real name is Timmy.

>> No.15702051

>>15702018
I have the pair of books with all the comics. binge reading them was great

>> No.15702055

>>15702047
That's TAMMY you cis scum!

>> No.15702057

>>15701504
Texas, Rattlesnake lamias, Crow harpies, Kitsune's, and centaurs
its surprisingly cold down here right now, we had a drop from 92 degrees to 74 over a weekend

>> No.15702063

>>15701981
I only just realised that her hands are the same stuff as her lower body.
Now the handjob connessoir in me is intrigued. I wanna say they look kinda... rubbery?

>> No.15702064

>>15702027
>>15702037
>>15702040
>>15702045

And a Dragon she is. If I'm not mistaken, her typing in the upper left is "Dragon family - mermaid subtype"
Got the horns and claws too, if you look at her hands.

>> No.15702073

>>15702015
I really like the aquatic monster girls so, fingers crossed.

>> No.15702075

>>15701910

Cheshire
Hellhound
Inari/Youko
Raiju
Werecat

There's a lot of others I really, really like. Ghoul, all the snakes, Manticore, Mad Hatter, the list goes on. Picking top five was tough.

>> No.15702074

>>15702055
Tammy is Jimmy's sister. Timmy is Alp from the past.

>> No.15702078

>>15702055
Fuck you Tammy.
Harpy person deserved better.

>> No.15702079

What would your White Horn onee-san do if she caught you masturbating to horse pussy rape porn?

>> No.15702081

>>15701750
Ah, I see. That is unfortunate. Thanks for the info.

>> No.15702083
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How big is JubJub booty?

>> No.15702084
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>>15702055

No, this is Tammy.

>> No.15702086

>>15702079
Horse pussy rape.

>> No.15702087

>>15702074
>>15702078
I don't even know what's real anymore.

>> No.15702089

>>15702086
But the horse pussy's the one getting raped!

>> No.15702092

>>15701910
Atlach-Nacha (Based on her design alone)
Ghoul
Shirohebi
Medusa
Wurm

>> No.15702093

>>15701834
I did, just delivered it. Had few problems, trying to make paypal work in my country but its taking way too long so just said fuck it, and delivered, it was not fair to keep holding a comission for something like that. Sadly Momma Miia comission is still on hold, checking if the visual novel guy in my list is still around, if not, then its Miia time.

>> No.15702097

>>15702087
The only thing you should know is THERE WILL BE BLOOD

>> No.15702099

>>15702097
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

>> No.15702101

>>15702079
Horse pussy rape porn, or horse pussy reverse rape porn?
I mean, you're gonna end up balls-deep in wincest either way, but it just depends whether she backs into you right there and then... or proceeds to "fall over" or "get stuck" in various situations where 'Oh dear, I hope no-one takes advantage of me while I'm incapacitated like this'

>> No.15702103

>>15702093
Loen could you draw a Wurm doing a chaos dunk when you have some free time after commissions?

>> No.15702106

>>15702099
Way to ruin it.

>> No.15702110

>>15701910
>Lich
>Cursed Sword
>Shoggoth
>Dragon
>Zombie Dragon

Gnome used to be up there. Got knocked down a place like Lava Golem and Mad Hatter.

>> No.15702111

>>15702099
>>15702097
I hope you both act like better fathers than Daniel Plainview. He truly was the worst.

Bastard in a basket!

>> No.15702115

>>15702106
Ruin what? I'm not familiar with this meme.

>> No.15702123

>>15702083
Usually quite toned and compact thanks to the work-out it gets bouncing up and down 24/7.
All jubjub fat goes to the chicken breast.

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>>15702115
If I'm not mistaken, he was trying to get MGR lyrics going kinda like this.

>> No.15702126

>>15702093
>I did, just delivered it. Had few problems, trying to make paypal work in my country but its taking way too long so just said fuck it, and delivered, it was not fair to keep holding a comission for something like that. Sadly Momma Miia comission is still on hold, checking if the visual novel guy in my list is still around, if not, then its Miia time.
Loen I am so looking forward to my commission with you. The waiting hurts.

>> No.15702136

Do German Jinkos prusten instead of chuff?

>> No.15702141

>>15702084
Tama is a whore!

>> No.15702147

>>15702101
>reverse rape
She can't get me when I'm sitting down!

>rape
I'll just tease her about being a clumsy, dumb deer, and that it's a good thing that she has her otouto around to help her

>> No.15702160

>>15702101
>Wanting to fuck the horsepussy
I mean sure, if the smell of barns turns you on. You fucking degenerate. Reminder, that horsepussy is not for fucking, but blue-overying and riding into war.

>> No.15702162

>>15702147
The hell she can't. Knocking you over and sitting on you is more easily done than a sweater being knit by grandma Lich.

>> No.15702163
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>>15702093
>if not, then its Miia time.
Oh yes, getting hyped for the daki picture, been doing manual labor for family so i have the cash to get it right away

>> No.15702170

>>15702147
> She can't get me when I'm sitting down!
Don't say that, anon.
You know what'll happen.
That creepy smile will come over her face, as she says "Oh, you think just I'm built this way I can't get what I want?"
And then she'll proceed to sit down in front of your chair, force your legs apart, and go to town on you with her mouth, hands, and breasts. But never quite letting you reach release, until you're begging to be let up, begging to be allowed to stick it in, begging to be ravaged by horsepussy and apologising for being such a mean brother to not let her have her way with you in the first place!

>> No.15702175
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>>15701910
Kikimora, Foxes, Holsty, Crow Tengu and Tanukis

Speaking of Tanukis, does anyone happen to have the screencap to the tanuki story where she makes one guy's life hell? Or just any other tanuki screencaps?

>> No.15702185

>>15702162
Grandma Lich is the best!

>> No.15702186 [SPOILER] 
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Will post the original enemy this is based off of after this.

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>>15702186
This is the original enemy it is based off of
Now all we need are proper MG versions of the other remaining Gaia Cancers...

>> No.15702193

>>15702185
She knits in protective runes for you. With extra love.

>> No.15702195

>>15702186
>>15702192
What's a Gaia Cancer?

>> No.15702198

>>15702186
That just looks like a regular human with a mecha arm.

>> No.15702202
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15702202

>>15702103
Pic related.
>>15702126
I know anon, but its for your waifu. You must stay strong.
>>15702163
More Miia is always welcome.

>> No.15702204

>>15702175
I save most Tanuki stories to a text document, but not that one.
I wasn't a fan of the "hurr durr gonna ruin ur lyf" fad.
Only hippies and communists would write stories about killing themselves just to spite a financially aggressive waifu.

>> No.15702206

>>15702193
What do the runes do?

>> No.15702207

>>15702202
What's happening here?

>> No.15702209
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>>15702202
Good luck with your commissions, hope you'll speed through them.

Take this colored cuddle cat for good luck.

>> No.15702212

>>15702207
Basketball is not for Wurm-chan.
>>15702209
Nice, thanks anon.

>> No.15702214

>>15702207
>He hasn't played the best video game of all time,

>> No.15702215

>>15702209
Eww, she's all fat 'n' shit

>> No.15702216

>>15702207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zqHKd265E
This is.

>> No.15702220

>>15702214
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>15702216
This looks memetastic!

>> No.15702221
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15702221

>>15702202
Good luck and remember bullying is fun

>> No.15702222

>>15702220
I hate you.

>> No.15702223

>>15702175
So I'm not the only one to like Crow Tengu?

>> No.15702228

>>15702195
Seraphic Blue is where it is from. Gaia Cancers are essentially fissures and anomalies in the planet's providence, laws such as Gravity, etc. There are multitudes of them, but a large number stand out, Tumors if you want to call them, which the main antagonists summon. The game itself is well received in Japan and has been translated recently. Downside is that it it balls hard unless you know what exactly you are doing due to the battle system.

>> No.15702229

>>15702215
Don't bully her.

>>15702221
No, that's wrong! Bullying is bad!

>> No.15702233

>>15702202
I love you man. Thanks.

>>15702206
Negate magic spells and increase defense. She also enchanted your heelies to negate fall damage.

>> No.15702237
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>>15702223
There are two people minimum that like cutie crow.

>> No.15702240

>>15702222
Your quads frighten me. No bully pls.
>>15702228
I see.

>> No.15702250

>>15702240
I'll bully you harder than I would bully a Monoeye.

>> No.15702251

>>15702223
She's OK, just not in my top 5.
She's more of a comfy girl than a "Makes my dick harder than industrial diamonds and I would do such lewd things to her that even for a monstergirl she'd feel used and dirty" one.
Which is why no top 5.

>> No.15702253

>>15702250
Curse this M-aura!

>> No.15702261

>>15702253
What?

>> No.15702265

Which MG makes the best grandma?

>> No.15702266

>>15702261
The aura that gets people like you into bullying someone. It's what attracts your kind to a Cyclops. Science has shown this.

>> No.15702267

>>15702233
That's awesome,what a nice grandma.

>> No.15702268
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>>15702237
I like Crow Tengu, just not the harpy ones.
The Dead or Alive tengu, and the pure and honest reporters Himekaidou and Shameimaru are just dandy.

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>>15702204
Shame, I don't suppose you have anything regarding yandere tanukis then?

>> No.15702273

>>15702265
The Demon Lord.

>> No.15702278

>>15702266
But I'm not a bully.

>> No.15702279

>>15702267
Too bad she can't cook.

>> No.15702281

>>15702272
No, but I'm going to try writing one.
I just realized what potent yan powers a businesswoman would have.

>> No.15702283

>>15702278
>I'll bully you harder than I would bully a Monoeye

>> No.15702288

>>15702273
Depends on which one from which setting.
MGE one might be the spoiling type that gives you $100 on your birthday, while the one from my seting is the cuddling type.

>> No.15702291

>>15702283
That was to spite you when you said no bully.

>> No.15702293

I wonder if the Demon lords husband gets some saw of relief when the talks about non-sex things

>> No.15702295

>>15702268
But they lack big black wings. You know what they say about a girl with tiny wings.

>> No.15702299

>>15702293
>sort of*

>> No.15702308

>>15702293
I think he would be into gardening or baking when not working on Lilim #89

>> No.15702317

>>15702293
>>15702308
In the MGE they canonically craft magic items in their downtime.
...which still probably involves fucking.

>> No.15702318

>>15702293
>Having to smile and nod when he shows you his stamp collection and various nicknaks from the eastern lands

>> No.15702334

>>15702318
The guy was a hero right? I would have thought he would tell tales of the non sex stuff he and the DL did before their rise to power.

>> No.15702335

>>15702317
That sounds like something a Lich would do. Lich DL? Sounds odder than a Yeti Lilim.

>> No.15702338

>>15702293
Personally I'd think it some sort of crime against nature when the demigod of aheago sex starts talking about something mundane like what they're having for dinner tonight.

It'd be like taking the Mona Lisa and placing it in the waiting room of an unpopular dentist's surgery out in rural Bumpkinville.

Her voice is going to be the height of perfection for whispering lewd things softly in a lovers' ear. That it gets used instead for mundane shit is nigh-unconscionable.

>> No.15702356

>>15702338
She's a ruler and a wife. she gotta have more gong on in her head than "more daughters for the cause". leaving that shit to others is what causes uprisings.

>> No.15702358

>>15702162
>>15702170
Do White Horns go into heat? I better make sure to hide my horse pussy porn mags during it

>> No.15702368

>>15701055
Someone told last thread he should have been the one with glasses and short hair I think?

>> No.15702376

>>15702338
Maybe she can turn of the sexy voice? that way she can get shit done with her husband have save the fun things for later.

or they have a "working sex" system that only stops to meet family members or some crap

>> No.15702382

>>15702358
>A white-tail doe may be in estrus for up to 72 hours, and may come into estrus up to seven times if she does not mate. Cow elk may come into estrus up to four or more times if they do not mate.
So says Wikipedia's article on Rut.

>> No.15702387
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>>15702204
I want a kind Tanuki Christmas Cake who helps men sort out their student debt.

>> No.15702392

>>15702387
What's her angle?

>> No.15702400

>>15702392
Cowgirl, but any position is fine.

>> No.15702401

>>15702392
No angle, just a kind soul with a bushy tail who wants to help handsome young students with their bulging, gigantic student loans.

>> No.15702402

>>15702356
And the Mona Lisa is mounted on a sturdy poplar panel that would enable it to serve quite well as a heavy doorstop to keep your house cool in summer.

I think of it this way: Einstein was quite a good cook on top of being physicist numero uno. But it would have been a tragicly poor use of his time if instead of paying him enough to employ a cook so he could spend more time physics-ing, you said "You have to make dinner tonight Albert, because you're good at it".

Ditto Demon Lord and sex. She's #1 in the world, and her husband is going to be happier than any other husband when his waifu takes off her clothes. So would be kind of perverse (and not in the good way) to have her spend time doing a bunch of shit that anyone could do.

In fairness the world guides do actually tell us that her non-sexual hobby is crafting demon gems, at which she is ALSO a world champion, so by my logic that is an OK side project for her.

>> No.15702403

>>15702204
What? It would make more sense for a communist to write a story like that, because she's hitting him where it hurts. Without money in that model of society, you are literally nothing. A Tanuki's financial manipulation is comparable to a MG cutting off your arms and legs and hauling you away as a nugget to be her daiki.

>> No.15702404

>>15702401
She must have a hidden motive.

>> No.15702406

>>15702403
>for a communist
Capitalist**

>> No.15702412

>>15702392
She could just be a Tanuki version of Akiyama.

>> No.15702413

>>15702404
Nonsense, all she does is invite young male students into her apartment, makes them tea or coffee, then goes through their expenses and suggests how they can save money.

Sometimes they have the discussion on the couch, at the table, or even in bed.

>> No.15702415

>>15702403
Yeah, if you're writing for maximum edge where they're heartless thugs.

But if you're being real about it, it wouldn't be much different from normal life where you're already nothing compared to the people who own the people that hire the people who hire you.
A Tanuki would just help you get a few steps higher.

>> No.15702418

>>15702402
>If you're good at something, then you can't have hobbies.

>> No.15702419

>>15702413
So she forces herself on them so they won't be in debt!

>> No.15702422

>>15702418
> sex isn't the demon lord's hobby

>> No.15702424

Is it morally wrong to marry a monster girl for her wealth and power?

>> No.15702425

>>15702424
Yes.

>> No.15702427

>>15702422
>You can't have more than one hobby.

>> No.15702429

>>15702424
No.
But say it's for her charming personality and huge bushy tail.
That's more politically correct.

>> No.15702432

>>15702424
The reason monstergirls GET wealth and power is so men will think they're cool.
She put out the bait, she can't blame you for biting it.
As long as you slip her the sausage regularly so she's getting what she wants out of the relationship too, I'd say it's fine.

>> No.15702449

>>15702387
But how am I gonna pay her back? I have nothing~!

>> No.15702450

>>15702424
>>15702425
>>15702432
>Not loving your waifu completely and utterly
Disgusting

>> No.15702475

>>15702450
Miss Hakutaku's Courting Class For Girls 202
> "Girls, if you like him, put a ring on him. You can mould him into perfection with training and ~vigorous exercise~ later, but it's so much easier to do that once you're married so he doesn't have any legal protections against sexual bullying at all. There's laws against feeding just any boy those strange potions you picked up from that shady Tanuki merchant, but husbands you can feed whatever you want! And that includes a pussy-only diet, heehee~"

>> No.15702488

>>15702415
But they are heartless thugs. Heartless corporate thugs.
>it wouldn't be much different from normal life where you're already nothing compared to the people who own the people that hire the people who hire you.
Yeah and real life is fucking shit.
>A Tanuki would just help you get a few steps higher.
Carrying the analogy along, being in her sky rise pent house, wiggling about her home limblesly is not "a few steps higher"

>> No.15702492

>>15702424
No. But it is morally wrong to tell her you love her for who she is.

>> No.15702498

>>15702488
Please stop, you've made your point. Ruthless materialism and monstergirls do not mix.

>> No.15702499

>>15702475
This is why she is still single. Boys want romance.

>> No.15702501

>>15702475
I would not last a day in that world.

Within a week my accidental acceptance of a marriage proposal due to some crazy cultural norms would leave me the tongue couch of Harriet Furcrotch or getting my prostate enhanced with the latest seen-on-TV stimulator.

>> No.15702502

>>15702498
Look, alls I'm saying is, Tanuki are inherently evil. You have to help them fight against their nature.

>> No.15702504

>>15702502
They provide a useful interface with human culture in the MGE.
Another front to the war, if you will. Their companies and products drag human cities into corruption.

>> No.15702515

>>15702504
Look, I'm as traitorous as the next guy, but that is tantamount to a war crime. I'd rather see some kind of warcraft tier plague magic turn major cities into undead kingdoms over night than that shit.

>> No.15702519

>>15702475
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>> No.15702525

>>15702515
But this way nobody will know until it's too late.

>> No.15702537

>>15702499
> Succubus at the back of the class raises a hand
> "Miss Hakutaku, if you're so smart with boys and stuff, how come you're still 'Miss' Hakutaku?"
> ...
> Rest of the faculty find her curled up on the couch in the teacher's lounge with smudged eyeliner and a whole tub of Holst Ranch Double-Dairy ice-cream

>> No.15702540

>>15702525
I know its correct, but it's not right. You gotta let them at least rage against the dying of the light.

>> No.15702547

>>15702540
What for?

>> No.15702554

>>15702547
My own selfish sense of justice and honour I guess.

>> No.15702572

>>15702554
Well how about you go to honorland and fight some knights alongside a Lizardman while I sell beauty cream to socialites with my completely human wife who for no reason at all always has a leaf stuck in her hair.

>> No.15702583

There's an arguement over over most successful FF villain.
A Jabberwocks says it is Kefka, who managed to be a god and ruin things for a solid year.
A Kraken says it is Kuja, who destroyed an entire planet and killed his boss.
A Wisp says it is Sephiroth, who played the MC like a fiddle.
A Gazer says FF is for fags and that Exdeath was the least retarded villain.

Who do you side with?

>> No.15702589

>>15702583
>ff
Fucking Faggot amirit. I side with gazer, they should play a real game like CoD

>> No.15702591

>>15702583
I've only replayed a GBA remaster of the very first one.
Marilith is hot.
Because she's in a volcano.

>> No.15702595

>>15702537
I would teach her the one thing she doesnt know about. Herself

>> No.15702600

>>15702591
She's a qt in 9. Shame she has so little screentime.

>> No.15702604

>>15702583
Argue that Yu Yevon not only succeeded in his plan, but survived as a living god for over a thousand years and had his daughter herd adventurers into perpetuating his reign.
And then slap my fox on the ass and walk off.

>> No.15702614

>>15702583
I don't play Final Fantasy and know nothing about it, but I agree with Jabberwock. Oneesan is always right.

>> No.15702619

>>15702604
And yet his gig was ruined by Johnny Test and his 0/10 waifu.
A Wurm could have done a better story.

>> No.15702624

>>15702619
Whats wrong with yuna?

>> No.15702627

>>15702334
>tell tales of the non sex stuff he and the DL did before their rise to power.
Nah, hero met DL when she was the DL for a while already. He can tell stories how they BTFOed Chief God together though

>> No.15702631

>>15702624
Everything.
Dare we get into the laughing scene? A Mantis would cringe strongly remembering that scene.

>> No.15702640

>>15702627
>"And that, children, is how your mother and I bested the CG."
>"Do you really thing we'll fall for you telling us how you beat her in a sandcastle building contest?"
>"Yeah!"
>"We want a real story!"
>"C is for Cookie!"

>> No.15702641

>>15702631
I still enjoy 10 as my fav ff but i guess thats just my lower standard thing talking

Though i seriously wish people would use more the just one fucking scene when complaing about it game

>> No.15702648

>>15702641
Yuna was also just unlikable compared to the previous Garnet.
Auron and Jecht were complete badasses and 10 should have been about them instead.

>> No.15702651

>>15702641
I think 6 is the best but i agree that pointing to the laugh scene is old.

Lets keep this relavent, which bahamut would make the best MG?

>> No.15702655

>>15702651
8 or 9's. Bahamut ZERO would be interesting.

>> No.15702660

At least yuna was part of the story, penelo in 12 was nothing that chases after vaan, who is good in all but his own fucking game.

>> No.15702663

>>15702651
8 or 10

>> No.15702667

>>15702660
Meant for>>15702648

>> No.15702676
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15702676

The eczema on my hand is acting up again. I wish I had a nice Anubis-senpai to rub lotion on it with her boobs.
Or maybe it would be better to just keep my hand constantly inside a soothing Shoggoth?

>> No.15702677

>>15702627
> Nah, hero met DL when she was the DL for a while already.
It's kinda unclear. Different parts of the translated stuff imply different things. It could be that the Husbando was actually sent to kill the PREVIOUS DL, hooked up with the succubus on his travels, and helped her get the throne. Or that the hero was sent to kill specifically her after she'd become the DL, but then switched sides and married her.

The amount of race treason's pretty much the same either way, though.

>> No.15702680

>>15702676
Here is a man in need of a slimegirl

>> No.15702684

>>15702677
It's not treason if you they want to help humanity.

>> No.15702696

>>15702663
10's wings are funky as fuck

>> No.15702697

>>15702684
> letting humanity get raped by monsters, forever
> help
I was this guy >>15701767, so I accept that getting raped forever isn't DEFINATELY awful, but I would still baulk at trying to conquer both earth and heaven to bring it about regardless of the feelings of my fellow humans.

>> No.15702701

>>15702676
I know that struggle, god it fucking sucks.

>> No.15702704

>>15702697
It's better then what we have now.

>> No.15702710

>>15702704
Granted.

>> No.15702720
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>Hehehe! When anon stumbles on me bathing, I'll rape him!
You overheard her clever plan, do you run away or try to turn the tables on her with your clever counter-plan?

>> No.15702723

>>15702720
Run. I don't like elves.

>> No.15702727

>>15702676
I've got psoriasis (particularly notable on the face when less controlled) and some sort of eczema across both hands and wrists that Aquaphor helps.
I really need mamonobamacare.

>> No.15702729

Stupid mobile 4chan not loading right...

>> No.15702733

>>15702720
> implying I wouldn't just intentionally fall into her clutches
We all used to be reverse-rape fetishists here, what happened to that? where we're at the point "git raped" isn't even an option?

>> No.15702735

>>15702676
>I wish I had a nice Anubis-senpai to rub lotion on it with her boobs.
I have this exact same wish regarding the sunburn on my back.

>> No.15702740

>>15702733
Well if you walk into her trap willingly, it's not rape.

>> No.15702745

>>15702740
Anon, did you not listen to your college advisor?
If the words "Yes, I would like you to insert my penis at this time" don't come out of your mouth, it's rape.

>> No.15702752

>>15702733
I feel you man, times are changing and unfortunately, they ain't changing to my tastes.

At least it isn't the softcore-fest it was a couple months ago.

>> No.15702756

>>15702745
I study history, that kind of nonsense doesn't fly there.

>> No.15702759

I REALLY like spiders.

>> No.15702763

>>15702756
> Study History: Where the patriachy is still literally king!
They could do worse than advertise with this slogan

>> No.15702768
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>>15702759

>> No.15702772

>Mimiru's vagina was being plowed into softness, and as it loosened Elt's pole was swelling as if adapting to it. The heavy feeling of his member filling her insides, flaunting its overwhelming presence, caused Mimiru's private parts to rapidly moisten and begin to seek him even more greedily than they had before. "More," they seemed to be saying, "I want you to thrust more!"

>What moved in answer to that wish was not Elt — it was the tentacles!

>"Nngh!?"

>"Aaah"

>The tentacles accepted Mimiru's feelings and forced their way into Elt's asshole as well as Mimiru's own! The practiced Mimiru accommodated them without difficulty. Elt, who was only now losing his anal virginity, managed to accept them without tearing his anus due to the compensation of his incubus body.


Wow, Fallen Brides gets weird. Illustrated and endorsed by KC so I doubt he disagrees with the contents of it either, even if he didn't write it...

>> No.15702776

>>15702772
Delete this trash.

>> No.15702779

>>15702752
It changes depending on the time of day. The guys who like their monsters to act like monsters are still here, it's just that these days we have more anons who prefer moe. Maybe it's a /jp/ thing.

It isn't like we can't enjoy reverse rape, no one tries to shoot it down when it's mentioned.

>> No.15702786

>>15702779
I guess thats true. Although times like these make me wonder what the threads felt like back on /a/ before I found my way in here.

>> No.15702788

>>15702772
I know the thread is terrified of anything going near their asses, but I'd imagine tentacled monsters would naturally go for the mouth and ass.
Have any of you even seen a hentai? Tentacle monsters shove their appendages in everything.

But yeah, it's not to my tastes, tentacles are creepy and even Silent's Scylla story couldn't convert me to them.

>> No.15702789
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>>15702786
Back on /a/, things were different.

>> No.15702792

>>15702776
It's not like I'm trying to suggest we should disucss that sort of thing here. I just can't understand how the majority seemed to adamantly believe that that sort of thing was somehow verboten in a setting as depraved as this.

>> No.15702793

>>15702789
If that Image is any indication, I think i like different.

>> No.15702794

What if 2017 was nothing but Dire Bug girls?

>> No.15702796

>>15702772
Careful anon
You will trigger "ass fucking is not gay as long as it's done by a girl" guys. The ones who like scylla, kraken and other tentacle mgs

>> No.15702797

>>15702772
DELET THIS

>> No.15702798

>>15702786
It was more of an even split. Rapist monster greentexts were more common, but moe stuff existed too. The writefags that stuck around from those days still write about dominant monsters in their stories, as uncommon as their updates are now, so that's also something.

>> No.15702801

>>15702792
>It's not like I'm trying to suggest we should disucss that sort of thing here.
Yes you are, that's why you brought it up. Fuck off.

>> No.15702804

>>15702772
>not canon
Literally meaningless. Nothing written or drawn by KC himself suggests that assrape by monster girls happens in MGE.

>> No.15702805
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>>15702794
You got a TZICHING problem with that?

>> No.15702808

>>15702796
>A sexual act with a girl is gay!
What are you, /fit/?
This one particular act doesn't appeal to you. Hell, it doesn't appeal to me, but saying it's gay is just retarded.

>> No.15702810

>>15702798
Yep. I wish I was there before the threads moved. Also, sorry for bringing up a topic i'm sure people are probably tired of listening too

>> No.15702812

>>15702801
No I'm not, I posted it because I figured it'd piss some people off and it'd be fun to watch the reactions. I'm neutral towards it myself.

>> No.15702813

>>15702788
> But yeah, it's not to my tastes, tentacles are creepy and even Silent's Scylla story couldn't convert me to them.

I've got no problem with tentacles per se; flustered flailing scyllas giving you tentacle kissus is cute, and the kraken doujin with tentaclepussy was hot as fuck.

It's like Dark Elves and bdsm. As long as it's used responsibly, I can enjoy it. But there's an enhanced potential to go over the line.

>> No.15702822

>>15702812
So you're still a fucking faggot.

Good to know.

>> No.15702823

>>15702808
But anon, we've had this discussion before. Anal sex is a homosexual act, which means that if you even fuck the girl in the ass you automatically Alp.

>> No.15702824

>>15702808
>being fucked in the ass is not gay
K

>> No.15702827

>>15702805
I want that thing off of my planet.

>> No.15702831

>>15702812
DESU man I ain't one to agree with one who stirrups controversy but in a thread that involves girls literally made of slime and having eight legs, its kind of weird how against male butt-stuff people can be here.

>> No.15702836

>>15702827
>disliking strongfat caterpillars who become beautiful moffs
I want you off my planet.

>> No.15702838

>>15702823
>>15702831
Shouldn't you be in that femdom thread on /d/?

>> No.15702839

>>15702808
Eeeeh. submitting to a phallic symbol when you are one yourself is pretty gay bruh. Like, say your waifu has a strapon. Are you going to sit there blowing it while telling me that it isn't gay?

>> No.15702843

>>15702836
But she's a giant bug!

>> No.15702844
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>>15702838
>implying I'm not
I'm here for the Monsters though. Threads move so slowly on /d/. Here, have a peace offering.

>> No.15702847 [DELETED] 

>>15702844
I knew you were one of those fucking faggots.

Get out of here.

>> No.15702848

>>15702843
And you're a hairless ape.

>> No.15702850

>>15702805
I don't like this creature. I can't like her in that state because she's disgusting, and when she becomes a beautiful moff, I can't like her because I'd feel shallow and cheap for trying to bang the disgusting thing now that it isn't disgusting.

>> No.15702852

>>15702844
Yep, if those threads moved 1/2 as fast as these ones did it'd be fucking glorious.

Also if that one yan thread also had some actual content some of the time it'd be amazing as well.

>> No.15702853

>>15702847
MGE is /d/ material to begin with

>> No.15702854
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>>15702847
Why? I didn't start talking about it, I only chided in to make fun of you after you already started spouting silly nonsense.
I'm done with that now. Here, have another peace offering.

>> No.15702855

>>15702854
End your life.

>> No.15702858

>>15702848
Bugs are gross and do gross things.

>> No.15702860

>>15702855
Looks like someone really doesn't wanna get their butt touched.

>> No.15702864

>>15702853
Putting the threads on /d/ would invite a flood of questionable and disgusting shit. I also think its stupid how horrified the thread gets over prostate stimulation, but I'm talking about gross shit like scat and dickgirls. We go to /d/, that's what faggots would post.

>> No.15702867

>>15702860
Maybe because he's not gay.

>> No.15702869

>>15702860
I swear the overreaction to this stuff is based on insecurity. It's ok to say you don't like a thing or its a bit too much for you, but if it triggers you this much then you have issues.

>> No.15702872

>>15702864
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying we should be on /d/ at all. Just that a lot of shit that gets posted there already exists in MGE.

>> No.15702873

>>15702867
Gay people do blowjobs. Is getting a blowjob gay now?

>> No.15702877

>people somehow being surprised at the Sabbath doing weird shit

>> No.15702879
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>>15702869
And it's just this stuff that gets under people's skins on this level, too. I guess this is Alp Central, huh?

>> No.15702880

>>15702869
>insecurity
Every time.

>> No.15702883

>>15702869
God bless you m8, it's nice to know someone else here understands there are different strokes for different yokes(and that its ok). You've helped improve my mood quite a bit before heading to bed, bless your night dude.

>> No.15702884

>>15702869
You misconstrue the backlash, anon.
It's not "cute girl gets a little bit adventurous with you" that's triggering.
Rather, it's that we have learned by the travails of out Jewish exile what a slippery slope looks like, and this is one.

>> No.15702888

Who's worse: yurifags, futafags, monsterboyfags or closeted faggots that think wanting to get fucked in the ass isn't gay?

>> No.15702889

>>15702879
>And it's just this stuff gets under people's skins on this level
Are you kidding me?
Did you just get here ten minutes ago or what?

>> No.15702892

>>15702884
Monster girls are a slippery slope to furfaggotry, let's only post kemonomimi and elves from now on.

>> No.15702894

>>15702877
Here's hoping the canonized nee-sabbath is more conservative.

>> No.15702895
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>shitposting
>shitposting everywhere
Where's the love and nurture?

>> No.15702897

>>15702895
Not here, that's for certain.

>> No.15702898

Can we stop this retarded argument now? The prostate guys and the "it's gay" guys will never convince each other, let's just talk about the new girls.

Like how the Nurarihyon is the sexiest freeloader ever. That said, I hope she has more than the
>Hi I'm just living in your house now, I can pay rent if you take blowjobs as currency I guess.
I mean, monsters breaking into peoples homes and forcing marriage on them seems to be a regular thing in MGE anyway.

>> No.15702901

>>15702898
Majin type a shit.

>> No.15702902

>>15702898
>let's just talk about the new girls.
Hard to talk about girls that aren't translated.

>> No.15702904

>>15702798
>uncommon as their updates are
I'm really trying to change that, but not being a lazy shit is hard

>> No.15702905

>>15702884
Maybe I am. The act itself isn't that extreme, so I was confused why anon got so mad about it.
Looking at it from the perspective you mentioned makes it fairly reasonable to get mad over.

>> No.15702907

>>15702898
> Nurarihyon is the sexiest freeloader ever
I don't know what I like more: her "sexy bum" side or her "yakuza mindcriminal, you're my husband now and as far as you know for years, so I'll be enjoying all your home comforts and your dick~" side.

Her profile better live up to the hype.

>> No.15702909

>>15702892
Any evidence to support this?

>> No.15702910

>>15702898
>monsters breaking into peoples homes and forcing marriage on them seems to be a regular thing in MGE anyway.
Wouldn't be in my house.

>> No.15702911

>>15702904
Same. I've got a bunch of ideas, and even churned out a short story that turned into just one big argument between two characters I actually sort of like it too, but it'll need some serious editing if I'm even going to consider posting it.

>> No.15702913

>>15702909
That's not how slippery slopes work. Evidence is not needed, only the assertion.
If we legalize interracial marriage, soon people will be marrying their dogs!

>> No.15702915

>>15702798
Along with >>15702904, I apologise for never updating and assure you that I keep trying to write, but I think my sidhe left me because I got too interested in ghouls.

Which is a euphamism for "I spend all my writing time watching blowjob porn". Sorry.

>> No.15702916

>>15702913
Well of course slippery slopes work that way. Everything has a grain of truth.

>> No.15702917

>>15702909
Yeah, number one:
That's terror.
Number two:
That's terror.

>> No.15702920

>>15702917
>That's terror
What?

>> No.15702923

>>15702920
Shitty /v/ meme.

>> No.15702924

>>15702917
Why contain it?

's cool.

>> No.15702925

>>15701910
oh boy here we go

1.Kitsunes/Fox girls
2.Wolf girls
3.Hellhounds
4.Cat girls
5.Chesire

i really really like my mofu and wans

>> No.15702927

>>15702923
Awful lot of salt going around today, huh.

>> No.15702933

>>15702923
I wish the /v/ermin would stay in their containment board. I don't understand their fresh new memes.

>> No.15702936

>>15702925
Nothing wrong with mofu, wans, and nyas.

>> No.15702938

>>15702901
>Kitsune-tsuki are effectively just fox girls without any mofu
What a waste.

>>15702927
Throwing around memes without any rhyme, reason, or appropriate context is pretty stupid.

>> No.15702941

>>15702933
>fresh
Nigga, the Deus Ex recut is probably older than you are. It's been around for a long time.

>> No.15702945

>>15702938
>Throwing around memes without any rhyme, reason, or appropriate context is pretty stupid.
You mean like half the thread then?

>> No.15702952

>>15701910
1. Lich
2. Oomukade
2. Ushi-Oni
4. Hellhound
5. Khepri

Same as last time.

>> No.15702954

>>15702945
There's a reason "I want to ___ a ___!" posts are typically derided.

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>>15702954
I want to kiss an Oni's abs!

>> No.15702959

>>15702954
Rightfully so, too. Faggots like Kobold daughter fucker and that small dick guy just shit up the place.

>> No.15702961

>>15702936
>will never be in a cuddlepile of mofu, wans and nyas
feels bad
thats what imagination is for at least

>> No.15702964

>>15702959
>Says that faggot shitting up the place
KDF at least made some content.

>> No.15702969

>>15702959
Of all the people I will never understand, small dick guy is near the top of that list.
It's just baffling.

>> No.15702970

>>15702941
Fascinating. Is it monstergirl related?

>> No.15702973

>>15702969
What about the guy who wants to pee on a Wurm?

>> No.15702977

>>15702969
My running theory is that the dude has a freakishly massive cock and comes here to live out the fantasy of having a small penis

>> No.15702979

>>15702901
>>15702938
I dunno anons, I feel kitsune-tsuki have a certain charm.
I mean, I agree with you, they're not really monstergirls, but they ARE monstergirl fangirls who love the mofu themselves. And the foxfire spirit inside them at least gives them a 10/10 bod and a monsterlike libido.

So yes, they're cosplay tier to the nth degree in that they're not even wearing cosplay, but on the other hand if you want to travel the land with ur waifu looking for monstergirls to have mff threesomes with, she'll be as if not more enthusiastic about it than you are.

>> No.15702982

>>15702979
It's just an abnormally horny human girl.
At least the witches have the decency to dress up and cast spells and shit.

>> No.15702987

>>15702979
Yeah, I always liked Kitsune tsuki. but then I like paladin grills too so maybe that goes some way to explaining it

>> No.15702998

>>15702959
KDF is cool, like >>15702964 said he actually got some art done and wrote something.

>> No.15703018

>>15702998
His posting is repetitious and annoying though. He needs to save that shit for the pastebin where people who don't want to read that shit don't have to. Or better yet, he needs to put a trip on already so I can filter him.

>> No.15703019

>>15702982
> It's just an abnormally horny human girl
Who is unfailingly loyal, stays young and beautiful her entire adult life, doesn't want anything other than your love, her beauty regime involves swallowing your semen, she wants to molest fluffy tails with you, will enthusiastically rp your most depravedmofu fantasies, and if you dick her hard enough she might actually become a monstergirl.

I mean, sure, she's a basement-tier monmusu, but let's not "just" anything here, anon. She's still a hundred times better than anything outside the MGE's pages.

>> No.15703026

>>15703018
How can you be so full of bitterness, anon?

>> No.15703034

>>15703026
Shit gets old. That's all there is to it. Like commercial and Kindergarden dude. But Kindergarden dude stopped for a good few solid months if I recall.

>> No.15703035

>>15702958
I want to lick an Oni's abs!

>> No.15703042

>>15703034
Did you just say you have a problem with MGK? You suck spadetails, man.
>>15703035
I want to lick an Oni's pits!

>> No.15703058

>>15703042
Can you not read? I would have had a problem with him if he kept it up from when he began to now. But as I said, he dropped off the radar, or at least he dropped off my radar. And only recently started again. Also this is just my personal opinion, but while it isn't particularly annoying, it does feel a bit dead horse-ish.

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>>15703058
What do those spades taste like? There's sweat glands there, right?

>> No.15703076

>>15703065
Why are you so fixated with sucking spade tail?

>> No.15703078

>>15703076
So maybe I want to try it, sue me.

>> No.15703090

>>15703065
Spades taste of watermelon

>> No.15703096

>>15703018
I don't want to read posts by a whiny faggot who can't stand a guy posting once a thread at most but you don't see me bitching.

>> No.15703100

>>15703096
Nice self awareness, faggot.

>> No.15703101

>>15702964
True enough, but not good content.

>> No.15703103

>>15703018
>His posting is repetitious and annoying though
This. The fact he has a defensive fanbase is also baffling.

>> No.15703108

>>15703103
Pedos are highly defensive of any one in their niche, so its not that baffling.

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Why so dead? Cheer up!

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>>15703185
Send me a minichuff cheerleader in the morning and I'll do that. For now, sleep.

>> No.15703217

What's your favorite monster girl setting and why?

With the majority of stories and greentexts taking place in modern settings such as MGC it seems that it's everyone's favorite but it's also the easiest setting to write so that doesn't mean much on its own

I'm personally a fan of medieval fantasy settings similar to canon MGE, I find it to be the best kind of setting for escapism since they share almost no similarities with real life

>> No.15703218

>>15703217
I don't care about the settings enough to think about them overmuch.

>> No.15703226

>>15703217
Well, not having to worry about how the sewage system works does help with the escapism.

>> No.15703229

>>15703217
Yeah, I like MGE times 'cos I'm a history buff.
Basically canon MGE minus mamonobama stupidity is my fav setting. And mamonobama acts so inconsistently anyway that I can basically just get by on canon MGE.

>> No.15703236

>>15703217
I agree with you, a medieval settings makes it easier to just build good scenarios to make characters revolve around them since the sense of "adventure" is somehow implicit in it.

I only like modern settings MGC-tier when the story is simple enough to be just a "boy meets girl" kind of story.

>> No.15703237

>>15703217
I could never happily live in a world where the entire history of mankind's music isn't at my fingertips.

>> No.15703250

>>15703217
hard to say
fantays is much better for adventuring hijinks and such but modern is better for sitting down and doing lovey dovey/kinky shit

>> No.15703251

>>15701910
1-Dragon

2-Wights
3-Vampires
4-Nurarihyons
5-Apophis

The fourth and fifth spot will vary depending on the new monsters profile.

>> No.15703265
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Not feeling the buzz?

>> No.15703272

>>15703229
Yeah, mamono mana is both a gift and a headache
I like to keep it as unaltered as possible but that's an hard task

>>15703236
>>15703250
Different settings for different stories I guess
Although I'm sure you can make a pretty good casual romance story in a fantasy setting, just make it between a random peasant and any monster girl

>> No.15703275

>>15703217
I like medieval fantasy too, but often see myself going on on how would it be to have a monster at my side right now.

I have a 3 year story in my mind with it's very little own setting. It's one of those where the main huge cities have a shitload of magitech and the smaller ones are still a bit medieval.

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>>15703265

Nah

>> No.15703295

>>15703286
Did she get her hair shaved while she slept or what?

>> No.15703307

>>15703286
Nope that's how their hair usually is. I'm not completely sure of those bits to the side of her head are real hair either

>> No.15703328

>>15703307
pretty sure they are accessories

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>>15703217
Canon MGE without ignoring/omitting stuff. It's more interesting than people make it out to be but often gets watered down or changed due to fanwank.

>> No.15703393

>>15702772
>omitting the part where the tentacles shoot aphrodisiac juices up both of their asses and eventually shower them in magical fake semen

>> No.15703398

>>15703393
Thank god threadcanon exists.

>> No.15703404

>>15703398
Threadcanon is just as awful, just at the other extreme.

>> No.15703406

>>15703393
Sounds hot

>> No.15703412

>>15702772
>omitting the part where the tentacle probing Elt's ass goes all the way through his gut and springs out of his mouth, shooting magical semen

>> No.15703415

>>15703412
That doesn't even happen.

>> No.15703418

>>15703398
It's even worse though

>> No.15703424

>>15703393
Where can I read this?

>> No.15703427

>>15703217
Fantasy with only the affluent and powerful getting magitech modern conveniences like recordings

>> No.15703434

>>15703412
>Omitting the part there the tentcle railing Elt wraps him up and pulls him away from Mimiru, forcing him to watch at it fills all her holes with tentacles twice as thick as Elt's cock.

>> No.15703445

>>15703434
>Omitting the part where Joakim "Windows to the Wall" Jamal busts through the door and joins in on the fun

>> No.15703450

>>15703445
>Omitting the part where a post alp transformation Bob sits in the corner and strokes his new found 10 inch dick after drinking a wonderland potion

>> No.15703457

>>15703450
>Omitting the part where the TV flicks on and shows the nation wide broadcasting of the DL giving birth and elt faps to it using his ters as lube

>> No.15703465

There are so many things that need to be erased.

>> No.15703474

>>15703465
Yeah, like you and your lack of humor.

>> No.15703515

What do you do with a weeb zombie who thinks she's an Ochimusha?

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