/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You think you are too cool to make threads now?

Every time someone makes a yukkuri thread, another jaypee thread dies. Be careful ok

>>15610327
Is anon stupid? Mister threads are made on their own!

>>15610351
He sometimes streams while drawing, he talks a lot!

>>15610277
lol i was about to make one myself

>>15610277
I was going to make one last night but the last one was so slow I figured there wasn't much interest lately.

>>15610277
hope everybuddy ish chakin id eajy today!

>>15610516
>Yukkuri on fire
Wow, I love this!
Would anyone perhaps have more?

>>15610747

>>15610516
I don't know why but things on fire always make me laugh.

>>15610747

Question for Yukkuri Diary players: What can I do in YD? I have one of every Yukkuri type and turned all my shitheads into niceheads what can I do now?

I <3 Yukkuri Reisen

What happened to our Alice and Sagume writers?

>>15611888
One of them vanished and the other is dealing with some troubles.
>>15611881
I really hope this doesn't end up with her being abused.

>>15611897
Reisen are only for abuse

>>15611804
That's really all there is besides getting them to breed or, if you're on the Android version, keeping some shitheads to abyuse.

bam

I want Yukkuri Reisen to give me chocolate

Would you play it?

>>15614481
It looks pretty sad.

>>15614481
Yukkuri GO!

>>15611881
Thoughts on Kimonge?

>>15614685
The sad part about this situation is the mother is probably too much of a nicehead to leave her shitty kos behind if a mister refuses to take them as well.

This thread isn't easy enough.

>>15615088
For things like this she is a nicehead.

>>15615089
Cute!

I'm sad now that no one will ever make a comic or writing about a Yukkuri raping another one using her stalk and the messy consequences for the little shitheads still hanging on it

>>15615317
If you want something done, do it yourself. Understand that easy!

HAMTARO VS. YUKKURI
MICE IT HARDER

>>15616020
Things like this make me wonder why I even come to these threads.
It's by all means disgusting but I can't stop looking.

>>15616023
there's plenty more where that came from daddy

>>15615089
The threads have been slow since the writefriends and translators have wandered away, so sadly there's just not much to post save for things taken from OYP.

Page 7 can't take it easy!

>>15620432
>>15620438
but that's my fetish

>>15611911
I've done all that now. I'll retire from YD till the next update.

>>15622088
Thanks for posting this image. I searched the image and found the OYP pool. Good stuff

Bodied Yukkuri was a mistake.

>>15622088
God damn I hate that Reimu with a passion of a thousand Sun.

Disgusdo

>>15611881
I like her and Remi a lot. They are very cute.

>>15610590
I think it's mostly that mister writers have taken it easy forever so the threads are much slower

Who gets your vote for the biggest shithead?

Mine's on the wasa ko in this:

http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/62980?pool_id=1279

>>15624539
The Marisa from Yu Donuts.

>>15610350
Most /jp/ threads are worthless, anyway.

>>15624539
I think that one has my vote

Honorable mention to this single mother;

http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/26963?pool_id=365

>>15624539
Golden Badge Marisa.

>>15624539
City-Sect Alice!

>>15628814
I like it, it's creepy and cool at the same time.

>>15624539
Nice story, hadn't read that one

My biggest shithead is either the wasa one from Kuyagiyu's christmas story (OP post) or from this

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1405

>>15629961
Man, that's a real contender.

Couldn't find anything based on OP picture though.

>>15629961
God that Wasa destruction

big.g's bodied yukkuri saga draws to a close

>>15630018
No one in OYP archived it, the author's pixiv account was deleted or banned for some reason and I'd have uploaded it myself but that site is too slow for newbies.

I'll try to upload the thing into imgur or whatever, it's over 70 images long. And it's brutal

>>15630018
>>15635126
OK, here's chapter one

http://imgur.com/a/zIH3F

Pic related

>>15615089
>Ywn get a hug from a qt3.14, humanized Yukkuri

>>15635126
Do you remember the name of the author? It would be good to have it on OYP with all proper tags etc.

>>15635928
くゃぎゆ, Kuyagiyu, he only posted on Pixiv as far as I'm aware though and then for whatever reason his account was closed or deleted and some of his stuff was scavenged around

Guys, has something happened to takumi? He can't stop on that Okuu cliffhanger

>>15637062

I want that mini bodied house yu Okuu!

>>15630018
>>15635928
OK here's the full thing now. Post your favorite moments from it so we can all tell our children of that one time in /jp/ we had wonderful times seeing sentient pastries butchered until all of their creamy filling enveloped our entire bodies and we died of sugar overdose while laughing at their demise not knowing it was our demise instead as well.

this one has it all: refreshing behind the owner's back! nature's doomsday device the bald shithead wasa! accidental lethal lover's quarrel! a "do eat up" aborted halfway through! the yuman centipede and much much more

Chapter 1
http://imgur.com/a/zIH3F

Chapter 2
http://imgur.com/a/NNpgO

Chapter 3
http://imgur.com/a/K55Kv

Chapter 4
http://imgur.com/a/shfK1

Chapter 5
http://imgur.com/a/e7qPO

>>15637444
>yuman centipede
You've intrigued me, Anon. Thanks for sharing these.

>>15637444
Part 2 where the owner shows Mama Reimu the other yukkuri in poverty is great. I like the psychological abuse more often than the pysical.

A very easy new video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvFSJ8E9MpQ

>>15637553

>>15635303
Feels bad man.

>>15637582
I mean the whole series is basically psychological too, really. Miss anon keeps the whole family as nothing more than Remi food, but still treats them like real, loved pets until it's feeding time (or she's bored enough to torture, I guess).

>>15637795

That was a very kind Mister. I would have dumped her annoying ass in the trash or fed her to Remi.

>>15639796
from what I remember when I tried to translate some of this story:
- miss keeps them as livestock, takes some occasionally to feed the predators
- she tells the parents they can't keep making children because they have way too many shitheads (they need to be physically convinced to stop it)
- reimu being reimu asks marisa to do the dance of their people and brags that since she's pregnant mammalian style the miss will never notice
- miss does notice she's gotten fatter so she takes her out for a walk to burn out those calories (or she's already on to her, as she points out to the yukkuri in the street saying that's what happens to those who can't follow the rules)
- reimu's MASTERPLAN goes up in bean paste when the kid is a wasa, since no other little ones are wasa (and she's the master shithead to boot)
- wasa keeps shitheading everything and is pampered by mommy, gets marisa upset enough she smacks her to shut up
- reimu attacks marisa and pretty much would have killed her if the miss didn't see all the BS
- miss asks marisa if she really thinks all their little ones are angels even with that wasa. she says yes. miss laughs hysterically. internally
- wasa gets put into a box and most of the times inside reimu's mouth while miss prepares for a christmas bash
- proving they're too dumb to live, marisa and reimu ask permission to make MORE little ones
- miss already had everything planned out so why not
- marisa somehow realizes they're being setup while she's knocking up reimu no less
- miss sprays them and when they wake up they're in the christmas party
- miss does explain she never raised them for their own sake, courtesy of a "Now die easy!" too
- cue all the carnage, mayhem and broken dreams of chapter 5

I think an earlier story (which is on OYP) is directly tied to this too where miss takes a koreimu and tortures the shit out of her down to locking her in a fridge full of holes just to feed her to her remilia

>>15640033
Yeah, when miss brought in the kotatsu was the cue I took that she's not just raising them for food. She's messing with them, too. Thanks for the summary!

Who cried with Dog?

>>15641787
I would've if that Reimu wasn't too dumb to live

>>15641802
I dunno, I mean she was dumb to leave the dog, but also too young to see her dad was a shithead that ended up just selling her to rapers.

>>15641833
She left both the dog and the anon, though. They cared for her all the way through and she went with a father that was saying "shut up, why the hell do I need to take this shit with me?" going YUYUYUYU HAPPY with the anon still in hearing range.

>>15615089
I could definitely take it easy like that

>>15641787

Would have grown up to be a Deibu. Pupper suffered less this way.

>>15648880
yukkuri slice of life!

>>15650323
Did someone say slice?

>>15650323
Watching Yukkuri hang out in cages and doing normal pet things is my favorite part of this meme

Source of image is this pool: http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/61859?pool_id=1238

>>15651366
That's one of the good ones

>>15651366

>>15651974
>>15651979
Links to these?

>>15653119
second this. Any links

>>15653119
>>15654025
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?illust_id=48220714&mode=medium

>>15654352
>suiso abuse
IS THIS NOT WHY YOU'RE HERE?

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

>>15654352
His shitheads are just too cute

>>15657618
If I remember right the Marisa here is actually okay. The Reimus are 110% shitty, though like the Marisa in this story: >>15658812

In other news, some kind OYP user has begun translations on this story: >>15637444

>>15659025
Suiso updated both of these stories after like a 3 year hiatus with a single page each.

I think he's going to Out-Miura Miura if Miura Miura'd as hard as he could Miura

Also glad to hear on the translation side. If you can let them know I got the omake order of the kotatsu 2-pager wrong that'd be great no less. The last page is the second-to-last and vice-versa. Imgur uploading is less hellish than imageboard dumping but the image sorting is still a pain.

Anyone ever translate this story.

>>15664547
Give me a link and I can look it over?

post more yukkuri

>>15666055
http://oyp.yunyah.com/pools/1423

>>15666127
DISCLAIMER
I know very little japanese and there's probably some mistakes here and there but it's because of incompetence not malice

anyway

p1
Yu... Yu
p2
Yu... Yu?
p3
Yupi?!
p4
Yu?! Hurts no je! What no je?
Marisa's pretty pretty behind is in throbbing pain no je?!
p5
Yu.. hurting no je
Stinging no je?
p6
Yupi?!
p7
Aa, what's happening to mister anyaru
Running away no je! Maricha is running away quickly!
Yunya! Yunya
p8
Yun? Can't go forward no je! Unseen misder wall no je
Misder wall, out of the way! Maricha can't run away!
If you don't, I'll puff! No je! Pufffff!!
p9
Yupi?!
p10
Yunya---! Hurts no je! Why is dis happening to Maricha no jee!
How awful no je! Give relief na no je!
Gan'd tage id eazyyyy!
p11
Yu?! Gi?! Yupi?! Pii?! Zabe mee mwommie!!!
p12
Yu... yu... yugu
p13
hurts no je...
wand misder lick lick no je...
want do tage it eazy...
p14
yubogo?! yube?! yu?! yupi?! yupipepopi?!
p15
don'd... wan... dju djie...
madja... wan... dju libe... je...
wand... eaz...
p16
- How is it? Tasty?
- Uuu... very sweet da do... just right da do...

why misters love abyusing ?

Suffering makes them even more cute.

>>15667756
" Reasons "

When thinking about " reason " for existing . . .

The human being can come to many conclusions as to what the head can come to think as a highly evolved species . The imagery of " reason " is very strong to the minds of the human . . . and it makes the delusion of the peoples clash vibrantly .

When thinking about " reason " for existing . . .

For " Yukkuri " there is nothing but the suffering . For as many faced and tumultuous the human existence can be . . . for the matter of bean paste and delicacy there is only the food and sweetness generated by the pain of the absentmindedness state .

Keep this knowledge forever engraved in your mind and in your heart .

>walk into bush
>see this

wat do

>>15668581
Gibe them beanboozled candy.

>>15668581
Rip the kos apart in front of the large ones. Squish the large ones and let them pop. Maybe take one of them to burn alive.

>>15668689
Is that any way to treat easy ones descended from the heavens yunon?

>>15669730
They kill themselves anyway. like that new takumi story

>>15668581
Get some Yukkuri for them to kill.

my yukkuri t-shirt arrived recently!

What do /Jp/

1/4
sorry im kinda new to this board, and just a lil new to yukkuri, but i have pictures saved from 2ch...

>>15675665
2/4

>>15675677
3/4

>>15675683
4/4
Oh, and I;m a drawfag, so yeah. I actually don't know a lot about this, can someone maybe show me some guides if there are any? I want to help produce content...

>>15675665
>>15675677
>>15675683
>>15675692
>Making me sad
For what purpose do you do this, Anon?

>>15675703
uwaa

>>15675692
here's a size chart

>>15675692
here's a more detailed and probably more accurate size chart

>>15675776
>>15675767
thank

http://oyp.yunyah.com/posts/66421?pool_id=1421

So did Mohawk anon kill the yukkuri of this story because they had it easy?

>>15675964

>>15675968

>>15675979

>>15675983
Hero in another castle

>>15675985
No escape

>>15675988

>>15675991

>>15676007

>>15676016
Inshallah

>>15675964
Basically.

There's nothing about this story you can't tell by looking, the mother is saying that even if it's hot hot they can take it easy in the bushes and then Mohawk Anon does his thing

The little kid drops by and sees them on top of the vending machine and Reimu asks him to listen to her story, and then she says "let us down and let us have a sip of that water!", "At least let us drink the water!" ("Give Macha's water back!")

The rest literally speaks for itself

http://oyp.yunyah.com/pools/1453

I added some of my own notes to this poll. With what was already there you could already tell what's going on but with how much was already there this is well enough translated for most people to have an idea.

Good if you want some old fashioned bryutality.

Easy Patchouli struggles to keep interest in yukkuri alive by making original content

If you haven't made your own original yukkuri content, why haven't you? are you stupid? wanna die easy?

>>15676026
Allahu Akbar

This thread needs more love.

>>15677128
i do want to but i don't know shit abt these things
I know they're touhou characters, but i have yet to play. Is there some sort of species guide?

>>15678370
http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Yukkuri_Types

>>15678370
As always: read/play existing content, lurk and check the wiki.

>>15678574
thankksss
What do you guys think of jissuo or w/e? I know a bit more abt those...

>>15679326
>jissuo
What?

Also not enough of pic related. About the one thing I don't like on yukkuri is favoritism

>>15679915
This one was pretty satisfying. Shitty fat Remi got some justice served up easy.

>>15679915
>jissuo
i consider it in the same catagory as fluffies and yukkuris

>>15680532
Oh right, jissuoseki or whatever

Wasn't it a Yukkuri predecessor? A guy tried to make a Rozen Maiden doll and failed miserably?

Stop yu abuse

http://oyp.yunyah.com/posts/66914
New story. Anyone willing to translate?

Who was in the wrong here?

>>15680973
jaja thats it

http://oyp.yunyah.com/posts/66868

>>15682976
Does this look acceptable?

>>15685961
'mister easy friend' is a mistranslation. It should be 'mister yu-ginity'.

THICC

>>15686450
>>15686541
Time to fap

http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=humansex

>>15687236
Ｏｏｏ．．．

>tfw no pet lewdkkuri

Why? For the love of moot why?

>>15677128
Okay, this is what I can do

>>15688058

Dafuq ish dish noje?

Which yukkuri would you eat?

Okay /JP/ did she deserve it?

>>15689573
Tell me /JP/ was she asking for it?

>>15689573
>>15689590
>/JP/

Who?

>>15689573
look at that lewd koyukkuri openly displaying her tight mamu mamu like that, of course she was asking for it no ze!

>>15689590
No, this was completely indecent and immoral and takumi should be ashamed of himself

Her body, her rules

>>15689725
Good

>>15689901
FUCKING 7 little ones?!? Jesus.

>>15690290
Doesn't rape produce more children?

>>15690381
Yeah, rapers refresh multiple times, causing multiple stalks. You see it on corpses after a raper Alice gets done with them all the time.

>>15690479
Yeah you can end up with thousands of little kos if you put rapers and victims in concentrated OJ pools in simyu.

>>15676026
Japanese summer aren't no joke man I've legit had my first heat stroke there

>>15683202
Was this the Momiji one? I've read this but forgot what it was about.

>>15692605
The girl says she's trading the money this singing family makes for food, but in reality is feeding them lemon candy and then force-feeding them weeds while they sleep.

At the end I think she feeds the one surviving ko to some Momijis or something like that.

>>15688254
It's based on one of hy's stories, much to my chagrin

>>15695069

>>15696848

>>15696849

>>15696852

>>15696855

>>15696857

>>15696862

>maricha
>mawisha
>machya
Has slurring gone too far no je?

>>15696863
marvelous

>>15697394
>machya
i hate that one since the hiragana is just macha on those ones

this mother alice died of old age in the middle of playing with her kid. now that's dark!

>>15698455
if Yukkuri Diary didn't run like a total turd on my toaster emulating android I'd give it a try

If you were a Yu would you be a shithead?

>>15699312
If I were better than drawn than that yes

>>15698455
I've never seen a yukkuri die in YD. Didn't know it could happen in YD.

>>15701127
I meant die of old age. I've seen plenty of yukkuri die in YD from other causes.

>>15701127
Yeah, it takes awhile but it can happen. If you catch one dying be sure to move it away from others as they'll get upset seeing a fellow yukkuri die, even if it's from old age.

>>15701224
I usually keep them around so they can have final moments and mourn their friend. Really though my favourite thing about dying Yukkuri is when predators kill another yukkuri and then get upset about it. Like, really guys? You did this. I have wasted entirely too much time on this damn game.

>>15697394
>maricha
This will be my notebook name.

>>15697395
Hilarious.

>>15698455
Was a nicehead?

>>15699312
I don't know. Be a nicehead is a death sentence like be nice person is "suffer sentence".

>>15701224
I hope in the next update they start a cry(the niceheads) instead of get upseat.

oh shit not the WW2 flashback again

>>15696863
Post the last page

I had my first Yukkuri dream last night.
In the dream I was a photographer with the goal of getting a picture of each yukkuri type. Last thing I remember I was sneaking up on a sleeping suika type for a pic.

>>15705796
Im glad to hear that im not the only one to have dreams with Yukkuri in them. Ive had two, one was me holding a crying flandre type with no hat who I had been squeezing and stretching and the other dream I had another Flan, but this one had her hat and some yukkuri clothes, fucking thing was still crying though, not sure why this time.

>>15610277

>>15699312
No, I would be a cute fat marisa taking it easy.

>>15706428
So, a shithead.

>hy keeps deleting the new pictures he uploads off his pixiv
This is pretty fucking gay, son

I got to here from the front page and I can say with certainty that I have never been so scared of a single thread in my entire life.

>>15710301
>Abyusing Cirno

What a baka

Remi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH1YB1C2g-U

>>15710370
leave while can, otherwise you'll be taking it easy with us forever

>>15710370
Thanks, now you can go back to your 3DPD general and stay there

>>15710485

>>15710857
bullying rare types is not easy!

>>15710897
When I " bully " the form of the " rare types " ... that's when I feel the " greatest happiness "

>>15710857
This anon is definitely not the strongest.

>>15710897
I came here to " find " rare types ...

no, I came here to " take" the " rare types " happiness

When I " bully " the form of " rare types " ... I feel the " greatest happiness "

>>15710941
does cirno have an ice cream or ice cone filling?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko4ah-a4IJk

be eajy anons

Post lewd
Only post lewd

>>15610277
Need more of this artist

>>15715364
that's takumi

there's no shortage of content from him

>>15715492
Takumi is incredibly dedicated.

I was playing Yukkuri Diary today and a shithead Reimu killed my 2 nicehead Alices so I put it in the fridge with a shithead Remilia.

>>15717001

Fuck Alice. All Alices should die horribly. I found an Alice "oh chibi channing" with a stalk on it's head and beat the ko senseless until they both cried.

>>15717001
I used to keep so many yukkuri in the fridge, shithead newborns, ones that I had accidentaly broken their hair or wings, any yukkuri with a stalk. Unfortunatly they dont stay there and it just became a hassle to re-stock the fridge every time I booted up the game.

>>15715364
>don'ch cwy no ze
>ze
i really wish i didn't make such a glaring mistake when i originally translated it...

>>15698455
I wish he'd release a new version finally where the mountain area is properly implemented into the game. It sucks that the most common types are rarer than the aquatic ones now.

>>15718970
Just go to the Beach if you want aquatic types. Even the non-fish/inner tube/shell types there are usually okay with water.

Hi ! This is the Sagume writer. I know I quite vanished, but I had to deal with some sentimental problems, and I wasn't mentally able to write. But it solved recently so I'm back ! Next chapter will probably come tomorrow, or the next day. Sorry for taking it easy so much ! Mister problems grow up on their own, you know ? So fork up the sweet sweets to Sagume's great mishter writer !

will people be mad if i make yukkuris who aren't canon 'yukkuri characters'? I want to make some from other animes...

>>15720260
>canon 'yukkuri characters'
>from other animes
>tripfag

>>15720303
did you just call me a trip fag
Also you know what i fucking mean smart ass
thats why i put it in '' because it wasn't an exact term
dick

>>15720343
Just make anything you want. Post it here. Give them gory demises.

Bonus points if you make a Yukkuri out of REMOVE MANKIND pic related

>>15720343
I almost forgot how fun ny summerfags can be.

And btw it's not dick (unless you're a Youmu). It's peni-peni.

I've been thinking about writing a story about a Marisa going out on an adventure. Maybe I should give it a go when I have some free time.

>>15721047
Take it easy

This Maricha must have only been around a day old considering its size, Takumi is brutal.

>>15720085
GU HYPE

>>15720525
>>15720303

Stop trying to fit in, fagboy

>>15724052
translation easy when?

>>15720260
>I want to make some from other animes
Fuck off

>>15720260

>>15728746
>Shinji the slave
>Asuka the shithead

>>15668581
Adopt one of the little Chens and make the rest Jealous of chen because she's so much cuter to the point where they end up slaughtering eachother in a jealous rage

Meew!

As promised, a new chapter of the adventures of Sagume. This one is shorter than the others, but I'll try to post another one tomorrow, and not to take it easy for two month !

Chapter 9

"Myoooon~ ! Sagume please stay ! Sagume can't go !"

Sagume was trying to exit the box to go and fight the magpie.

"But easy Keine will die easy !
- HARUUUUUUUUU ! IT HURTS !"

The screams of Keine were to hard to bear for Sagume. She dashed outside the box, hitting the bird with all her body weight. The magpie didn't wait to ripost, leaving Sagume with a big wound on her side. Keine, however, was in a more awful state. One of her eyes had been replaced by a big scare, and her filling was leaking from a dozen of wounds. Trying to fight the pain, Sagume was looking at the bird with anger. This creature took her easy friend, but will not take her easy teacher. She puffed up, flapping her wing with rage.

"Sagume is strong you know ? Sagume defeated very strong yukkuris when she was a baby ! So go away or drop dead easy !"

Ignoring those words, the bird plunged it's beak in the yukkuri's cheek.

"YUGUUUUUUU !"

Sagume realised that being scary would do nothing against a so mighty opponent. The magpie attempted another assault, but this time, the yukkuri managed to dodge and to hit it with her wing.

*KAAAW*

A red thing was staining the sugary feathers of Sagume's wing.

"Yu ? What is this thing on mister flap-flap ? YU ! Disgusting !"

Sagume realised that this thing was leaking from the wound she left on the bird. It was acting strangely, it's own left wing in a strange position, and it wasn't trying to fight anymore. Instead, it was trying to take off, without success. Sagume puffed again.

"Horrible mister bird that can't take it easy is loosing it's filling ! Apologise to Keine or drop dead easy ! Now is fine !"

As an answer, the bird attacked again. Sagume was faster again, but not fast enough to avoid getting a third wound on her other side. However, this time the yukkuri landed directly on the magpie. A crushing sound came from the bird's wing.

"Drop dead easy ! DROP DEAD EASY !"

Sagume was infuriated. She was bouncing on the magpie, an undescriptible anger filling her. It was the first time she felt this, the rage to kill the being that was responsible for her friend's death. She heard a small voice. It was Keine.

"Little one... stop..."

Sagume stopped crushing the now dead magpie. She was covered in blood and yukkuri filling. Youmu was looking at her in shock, closing her eyes to avoid looking at her friend like this. A terrible memory flashed through Sagume's paste core, the memory of a Reimu killed by rage. Then the pain from her wounds began to hurt her.

"Hold on Sagume ! Youmu will do lick-lick for you myon~ !"

Youmu began to lick the scar on her friend's side, then noticed Keine. Her yukkuri brain was unable to decide what to do, so she stopped and began to tremble, asking why mister injuries were not healing.

"Youmu don't cry ! Sagume is fine !"

Sagume, despite her wounds, was trying to put Keine, who was losing her consciousness on the big trash bag they used to transport food.

"Youmu listen ! If we drag mister bag to the easy forest, Keine will take it easy ! Help Sagume easy !
- Myon~!"

The two yukkuris dragged the yukkuri teacher outside the alley, but Keine interrupted them.

"Little ones pay attention easy...
- What is it myon~ ?
- Little ones should... leave Keine here.
- Don't say such horrible things ! Sagume will save Keine ! Sagume is strong !
- If little ones try to save Keine, then Sagume will drop dead easy..."

She was right. The white filling was leaking from Sagume, and the efforts she made to drag her teacher just made the things worse. Youmu was the only one able to drag safely the bag, and Keine was now too weak to walk. The teacher closed her eyes, and fainted. She was still alive, but it was only a matter of minutes before she take it easy forever. For the second time, Sagume saw Youmu hesitating. A stream of pee-pee was leaking from the usually strong yukkuri. The choice belonged to Sagume...

http://www.strawpoll.me/11056378

>>15730292
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Yuuuunn! A new chapter! Mister writer can really take it easy!

i wonder what it would be like to have a shithead pet that you just spoil rotten.
let it call you slave, give it sweets for every meal, wipe its ass constantly...
i wonder just how bad it would get.
could also be a setup for some great abyuse once it got completely fat and complacent

>>15730828
Sagume should stay here and let Keine go. Yukkuris from the clan will surely come to rescue, and the clan needs a Keine !

>>15733474
Seems like that's the idea behind this story:

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1447

Anon takes in a yukkkuri stray couple that're total shitheads, only to spoil them rotten for awhile and begin the abyuse they so rightly deserve.

>>15734205
What did he mean by this

>>15738306
ゆう”っ
YU-
げっ
Ge-
ぐぼお
Guboo

ま...まり...っ
Ma... Mari...-

ぎっ
GI-
...ッ
...-

おとーしゃ......
Dwaddi......

返り餡子
beanpaste spatter

あーあ......　やっちゃまった
ahhhh...... I've waited to do this

ゆゆっ！　あみゃあみゃがとんじぇきちゃよ！
yuyu! shweet shweet ij fwying hewe!

ぺろっ
*lick*

まりさ殺しちゃった
Marisa has been killed

>>15738306
>>15738704
Thanks for the easy translation, anon.

Well, that's one down, now to see what he does with the rolled-up shithead.

>>15738740
This artist takes his time to put stuff up on Pixiv, I didn't care about this story because of how long it had been but the realism on that last panel shows a lot of effort.

>>15739654
Yeah his art quality is all over the place. One or two panels will look fantastic but the rest looks rushed as fuck, it's weird.

I think fake love is my favourite kind of story now...

Anon has a family of Yukkuri, he pretends to love and care for them... But every now and again he'll pick up a little Weimu, Mwon, Awish, or Mawicha and take her next door to play with onii-san...

They won't hear the screams, won't see the sweet sweet anon gives them as a yukkuri, and because mommy and daddy still have "lots" of little ones the facade will continue.

>>15740190
His own grasp on the story is weird. Marisa had a baby shoved in her eye and more than once both eyes are fine in a panel and then that same baby that had more than half of its body ripped apart IS STILL ALIVE when anon takes her from her eye socket.

Sshhh... the yu's are sleeping.

>>15742655
Do yu dream of easy sheep?

>>15742655
That Awish is cute, I want torture it with fire.

>>15610277
So, gelbooru anons call abyusers "pedophiles and fucking losers".
And fun thing, there was THIS picture:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1164815
and it has 238 votes. Losers laughing at losers.

>>15744301
Use image depot sites for images, not for their discussion..

>>15744301
Because as we know, all internet communities are monolithic entities with a singular opinion right?
Are you stupid? Wanna die?

>want to finish my yukkuri comic
>it's been weeks since i worked on it
>can't remember how i was going to end it now
wat do?

>>15745768
- Line up multiple choices and ask anon to vote
- Just pick your favorite of said multiple choices
- Just kill them all with some sort of gory nuke
- ALL OF THE ABOVE

end A: they die
end B: they eat the sweet sweet and rub rub
end C: make a suggestion

>>15745855
End A

>>15745855
B

>>15745855
B, we need more non-abyuuse to make Yukkuri great again

>>15745855
B, the market is oversaturated with abyuse as it is.

i'm going to post the rest of my comic, i'll finish the final 1-3 pages tomorrow afternoon

>>15746176

>>15746179

>>15746184

>>15746186

>>15746179
fuck, I want to buy candy from a skeleton too

>>15746192

>>15746197

>>15746201

>>15746205

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>>15746216

>You finally get a Yukkuri pet.
What 2hu is it?
What do you do with it?

>>15747975
I want the Sagume of the Mister writer. I would like to give her the love she deserves !

Mister writer is late by the way. Mister said that he would write Mister chapter. Are you stupid ? Do you want to die ?

>>15747975
I always thought a Marisa/Patchy pair would be nice. If they were good enough I might even let them have a couple kos.

Are there any yukkuri comics or pictures where they get stuffed full of things or have their insides sealed up or something so that they inevitably pop or explode? I like that kinda stuff

>>15748366
yes

>>15748441
may i have one or is my fetish too disgusting for this board?

>>15748468

Play simyu. You can plug them up and watch them scream and explode to your hearts content.

Chapter 10

Keine crawled to get off the bag. Sagume pushed her to make her stay.

"Sagume pay attention easy... Keine must stay. Sagume will take it easy forever if Keine comes
- But Keine will take it easy if she go !
- Keine will take it easy forever no matter what Sagume does
- Why do you say that ? Is Keine stupid ? Does Keine wants to die ? No ! Because Keine is a genius mister teacher, and Sagume will never let Keine die !
- Myoooon... Sagume... listen to Keine easy myon~...
- Sagume will not... will not... go without Keine...
- Sagume is strong and brave... The easy clan needs Sagume to defend it against the mister enemies."

She left the bag. Deep in her paste heart Sagume wanted to save Keine, no matter the cost. But the teacher was too injured to get to the clan alive. She would die on the way home, no matter the case. Tears in her eyes, Sagume crawled painfully to retrieve something important from the alley. From the garbage Keine was investigating before the attack she took the blue, bento-like hat, and put it back on the injured yukkuri's head. Keine did a last rub-rub with Sagume and Youmu, and gave Sagume something. It was the mister paper with the mysterious Sagume yukkuri.

"Smart Patchouli will read it to Sagume. Sagume has to know what's on mister paper...
- Thank you easy... Sagume will bring yukkuris from the clan to save Keine ! A lot is enough ! Keine will wait and take it easy, okay ?
- Yu... It's ok, little one. Now go and take it easy...
- Youmu... Youmu will never forget Keine myon~ Youmu promise myon~ !"

Youmu helped Sagume to climb on the mister plastic bag, and began to drag it. Sagume flapped her wing, to say goodbye to Keine until it disappeared. On the way home they met some mister humans. Most of them didn't care about them, but a few were surprised. It was unusual for yukkuris to help each other like that. Most of them would have dropped their companions because they couldn't take it easy, the other probably cursing on her "useless yukkuri that can't take it easy". But the Youmu was carrying her friend with all her strenght, and the Sagume was kindly cheering her helper. A nice mister even proposed them to heal Sagume and to carry them to the forest, but Sagume refused.

"Sagume doesn't need help. Easy Keine is dying, mister please save her !"

They finally arrived to the clan. Sagume was in a really bad state, having lost a lot of her filling. Youmu was exhausted too.

"Yuyu ! The brave hunters are back ze ! Take it easy da ze !"

A little Marisa was looking for their return, and was gathering as many yukkuris as she can to cheer them properly. But when they saw how they came back, the greetings and the easy "Yuyu !" stopped. On the five yukkuris that went to explore the mister town, three were missed in action, and one was badly injured.

"HELP ME EIRIIIN !" a Teruyo said.

Immediatly the Eirin of the clan helped Youmu to take Sagume to her house, soon helped by a demi-dozen of yukkuris. On the way she saw a little ko, with blue hairs and a bento-like hat on her head.

"Yu ? Where ish Mwommy ? Mwommy ish wate ?"

The ko-Keine wasn't understanding the situation. Sagume felt a new wond opening in her paste heart. She knew that. It had been her fate, and the one of her little sister Reimu, and the one of the ko-Marisa... And now it would be little Keine's.

Sagume stayed three days in Eirin's house (Eirin's easy mister Eientei !), the time for her wounds to recover. Then she was allowed to go out. A troop of yukkuri leaded by Youmu was sent to try to Rescue Keine and Cirno, but none of them were found. The remains of Marisa were recovered however, but no traces of Keine. Sagume was devasted by the news. However she had to talk to a yukkuri...

http://www.strawpoll.me/11086055

>>15748561

Kill Alice eajy!

>>15745855

>>15748468
this should be close enough

>>15747975
I want a great and powerful Marisa ze!

>>15747975
Koishi

I think I broke Yukkuri Diary. I punished this Flan to the point were all she made were happy noises even if I was punishing her. It gets weirder too.

>>15757274
I tried fixing her and giving her food but when I did, every time I gave her love she would do this and start using soundclips Ive never heard in the game before that sounds like she crying out to her mother or sometimes father in fear. Ive never had this happen before.

>>15757305
Mindbreaking easy!

>>15747975
The strongest 9 ball, and use as a hat for when hot

>>15757274
>>15757305
You pushed her into Yukkuritis. If you beat/torture a yukkuri enough and don't let them die, they go all crazy and start spouting a handful of weird phrases.

Bluesnow also added some new phrases over the last few updates in general, some for specific breeds and some for certain moods.

>>15757305
hanging them on the balloon you can buy from the inventory will cure them of the yukkuritis

>>15758806
>>15759117
I figured that it was something that wasnt supposed to be in the game because of the sheer excessive amount of time and punishment you need to put in just to get a few extra lines of dialog and some question marks. Oh well, its fun. I think im going to make an entire room full of them.

>>15759219
if you scold them for about three minutes straight without stopping it'll make them go yukkuritis, so it's a little excessive but not completely unreasonable

>>15759219
Yeah it's hard to make happen, because normally they'd die of the abuse first. You have to kind of balance it with OJ here and there to keep them alive.

>>15616020
>chinese
of course

>>15745855
I'm glad to see you making progress on this. Your art is good.
I like option B.

>>15746176
Adorable

>>15746197
You are skilled at pacing and a sense of action in your comic. Keep it up.

>>15746216
Aquatic Marisa is the hero Gotham deserves!

>>15758806
Thanks for the tip. I've brought this little shitball back from hell especially for the purpose.

She started yelling "YADA YADA YADA" when it was getting to that stage, then she started crying for mommy. Now all she does is say weird shit i cant understand, yu incomprehensibly or sing about easy days, relaxing days. She keeps doing this even if i beat the snot out of her.

So is this the /jp/ equivalent of fluffy abuse threads on /b/?

>>15761589
No, "Fluffy abuse" is the cheap ponyfag imitation knockoff of the original and superior Yukkuri.
Also you should to back to /b/ and stay there, you're very uneasy.

>>15761110
Give her enough hearts and food and she will go back to crying for her parents. They actually get so upset that they dont even care if you take their hat. Oh man, its loads of fun.

>>15761618
But does it even matter? you're still posting cringy art of disfigured heads being burnt and crushed.

>>15761646
>you're still posting cringy art of disfigured heads being burnt and crushed.
But not all Yukkuri art is abuse and before the abusefags scared off all the non-abuse artists there used to be lots of comfy art
>cringy
No really, go back to /b/

>>15757550
nice

My beloved balloon Alice died of old age ;_;7

She's the yukkuri I've had for the longest, having rescued her from Mr Cow when she was a baby that randomly spawned at my house. She didn't grow to be very big, but was survived by a litter of cute kos.

Here she is in heaven with two other old age yus.

>>15761110
If you want to start over with one of the Yukkuritis yukkuri, stick them on the yellow balloon item.

>>15762289
If you take those yukkuri to your car when in Heaven, you can have them be reborn as kos in your flower bed by the front door.