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Anonymous Thu Nov 6 02:53:51 2008 No.1566735 [Reply] [Original]

Hello /jp/, I have been presented a rare opportunity.

My brother has arrived home after disappearing three years ago. He is a drug addict and doesn't have much in life going for him. This is where you come in /jp/. I'm thinking of making him a weeaboo. I want to see what it takes to push an average man into the world of 2D. Will he like anime when I first show it to him? Can I make him a lolicon? The sky is the limit.

Give me suggestions /jp/, I want this man brainwashed into becoming ONE OF US.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 02:55:03 2008 No.1566747 >>1566742 you reckon?

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Nov 6 02:55:22 2008 No.1566742 You're a Grade A, Corn-Fed Fuckhole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 02:55:32 2008 No.1566743 YOU IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 02:56:54 2008 No.1566754 So you're going to get him addicted to VN and touhou instead of drugs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 02:57:34 2008 No.1566756 Give him two pills of cyanide. Take 5 yourself.

Swordwind !uKhRGED7tg Thu Nov 6 02:57:34 2008 No.1566757

>He is a drug addict and doesn't have much in life going for him. This is where you come in /jp/.
So far, so good

>I'm thinking of making him a weeaboo. I want to see what it takes to push an average man into the world of 2D. Will he like anime when I first show it to him? Can I make him a lolicon? The sky is the limit.
THAT WOULD BE LIKE CHANGING A DRUG FOR ANOTHER! WHAT THE FUCK, OP?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 02:58:18 2008 No.1566762 >>1566742 >Alabama >Corn-Fed Fuckhole No, you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 02:58:31 2008 No.1566760 you hate your brother or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 02:59:52 2008 No.1566765 >>1566757 No, that's assuming that he's going to stop taking the drugs he's already addicted to. I think OP intends for his brother to be taking drugs that make him high while reading A Drug that Makes You Dream.

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Nov 6 03:06:41 2008 No.1566778 Corn fed fuckhole? Never heard that one before. OP, get your brother in rehab or something. He seems fucked enough as it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 03:07:58 2008 No.1566782 OP's bro will become Satou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 03:08:59 2008 No.1566783 I think that OP actually believes that making the man into a weeaboo like us would be a step up. He may even be right.

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Nov 6 03:09:46 2008 No.1566787 >>1566783 A weeaboo junkie, though. Can you imagine?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 03:09:53 2008 No.1566788 You'll turn your brother will become just as much of a complete failure. Except this time he'll have to cope with the fact that it's entirely his fault.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 03:11:37 2008 No.1566790 Start with the classics. If he doesn't like those, then check him into a good rehab center.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 03:12:23 2008 No.1566792 File: 80 KB, 448x530, 1225941143551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] inb4 weeabros

>>	formerly-anon !LULZjEwqbY Thu Nov 6 03:19:08 2008 No.1566809 so basically you're jealous of his comparatively great life and you want to drag him down with you

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 03:23:20 2008 No.1566815 >>1566809 Not at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 06:41:04 2008 No.1567392 Show him some boku no pico while sucking him off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 06:46:35 2008 No.1567400 YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 06:49:17 2008 No.1567407 >>1566765 I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 07:02:47 2008 No.1567426 take him to rehab, you souless motherfucker. I have seen people being rescued by joining a church or things like that, but usually americans are cold and heartless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 07:06:40 2008 No.1567436 >I have seen people being rescued by joining a church Yeah, let's brainwash them; at least they won't have any fun when they piss away all their money now.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Thu Nov 6 07:08:47 2008 No.1567438 >>1566735 Source, more of the artist etc...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 6 09:33:08 2008 No.1567817 >>1567436 RELIGION BAD XD

Adjutant‮‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 Thu Nov 6 09:44:20 2008 No.1567839
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>>1567817
Well if you're going to brainwash someone into not doing druge, might as well turn them into one of us. A socially inept NEET with a near-illegal fetish for little girls.

What could possibly go wrong?

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