/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Could a magical girl anime produced by monster girls ever avoid devolving into porn?

>Nipples in the OP
See you soon.

>>15661710
People post monstergirl's bare asses and get away unscathed. Those nipples have about as much detail as if the girl was wearing a bodysuit over them.

I'd reccomend deleting that pic OP.

>>15661713
It's not that bad but maybe a bit too much for the OP.

>>15661713
Everyone agrees dude, but you are pushing obvious boundaries so nobody is going to be sympathetic when you get busted for crossing the line, you knew it was there.

So, how about them mice.

>>15661729
I want to have a little game of "Cat and Mouse" with a cat girl and a mouse girl!

>>15661729
Good for tying up.

Kind of wish elder scrolls was handled by japan. Don't the Kahjeet have like, a shit tin of variance in their sub-species?
>Hueg buff cat grill warriors
>Short sneaky cat grill merchants/politicians
Could be fun

>>15661741
no it couldn't

>>15661741
It's not like furries don't exist in japan.

Elder Scrolls is hardly the best source for monstergirls, especially if they're using Oblivion's faces.

“I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.”

>>15661752
Why not?

>>15661776
Yeah but the odds of them being furry are far lower I would think. Could have had a nation of tanned, ripped desert dwelling cat amazons, and soft sneaky little shits that traipse around in political circles.

http://pastebin.com/ddgt3Myt
Had to tweak things here and there.

do you guys want me to continue this?

Well let's begin with the first of 3.

>>15661795
Here's the next one. Fucking Salamander hair.

>>15661798
And finally the last one. I could do Anubis more often do to how simple they are.

>>15661798
Hard to do It may be, but id say you did a awesome job with the hair

>>15661795
What a cute mouse.

>>15661807
If you say so.

>>15661828
Her hero is Chris Farley and is wraring pajamas themed after him.

>>15661782
Terrifying.
We must be wary of these vicious beasts!

A young Basilisk appears before you and demands upsies. What do you do.

>>15661853
Is there even a choice? She goes as up as my arms can take her.

>>15661853
Tell her to go fuck herself and walk away

>>15661853
drop-kick the snek

>>15661858
Woah there, edgemeister!

>>15661853
Drop kick of shame!

>>15661864
I don't need no sabbath shithead demanding things from me.

>>15661868
>sabbath
disgusting

>>15661868
Precisely why I told her to go fuck herself.

>>15661853
Finish the job.

>>15661868
Because all little girls are from Sabbath, right?

>>15661853
I'd tell her to remove her mask even though her mother told her to absolutely never do that

Of course I'd take responsibility afterwards

>>15661858
>>15661867
>>15661868
>>15661870
>>15661877
>>15661878
Way to kill the thread autists.

>>15661881
tg in a nutshell.

>>15661881
you asked the question

>>15661795
Poor Dormouse looking so grumpy because she has no husband to cuddle-sleep with

>>15661798
As >>15661807 said, you drew Salamander's hair nicely

>>15661805
>Elementary school nurse arrested
>Druella streaking outside a kindergarten

We need to teach monsters that shotas are not ready for their lewdness

>>15661881
You ask me about children, you'll get the same response out of me every time, appropriate or not

>>15661886
Reminds me I need to get to work on a kindergarden teacher short-story. Bless the reminder m8

>>15661793
There's some major gramatical mistakes you need to fix up first. I'd also consider changing the wording of a few sentences.
>As far as he can tell, the battle was even...
sounds better than
>The battle was even as far he he could tell
because it introduces the reader to the fact the MC is their point of reference for how the battle is going instead of just making a general statement with his POV as a footnote.
Try reading it aloud next time.

>>15661805
Very cute.

>>15661888
Will it have Japanese kindergarden uniforms?

>>15661886
She's just tired.

I guess I did an okay job then.

Yes.

>>15661888
Tell me more.

Good to know, I'll get to fixing them.

>>15661898
Not much to say, still workin on Dwarf short while drowning myself in NMS footage.

>>15661899
was meant for >>15661889

>>15661902
Nms?

>>15661905
No Man's Sky. 3d Starbound with 17 Quintadoplutonium planets to explore, which will all eventually end up feeling almost exactly the same after a couple days of gameplay.

>>15661905
Necromancer Mahou Shoujou. Your kokoro will go twice as doki doki for her sake!

>>15661912
As long as it isn't a man

>>15661912
Magical Lich-chan is a cutie

Little Basilisk now wants to cuddle and eat pizza with you while marathoning Breaking Bad!
Do you oblige?

>>15661937
>>15661853
Little Basilisk needs to give it a fucking rest.

>>15661937
Little Basilisk can go back to the cold street.

>>15661908
>3d Starbound
If only.
At least Starbound has functioning multiplayer and lets you build.

>>15661937
I thought I had her taken care of. Either I need to be more thorough or we have an infestation.

>>15661937
Please stop.

>>15661937
Can we keep the "what do you do"s and the role-playing over on the wiki? Please don't keep forcing this here because it's going to back fire on you.

>>15661954
>>15661957
Samefag much? You need to quite sperging already.

>>15661952
>Starbound
Man I've been fucking hooked on that game. I pre ordered way back in Alpha, played for like 2 hours, got frustrated at how poorly it ran and how the devs didn't seem to know what they were doing, now that it's out I've put like 40 hours into it, despite it still having many flaws.

>lets you build.
Devs are adding base building at some point.

>>15661958
Who let captain No Fun of the SS Jerkass in here?

>>15661961
You're seriously going to throw the same-fagging card? These kinds of posts always annoy people.
>>15661958
Is right. If you're incapable of believing that more than one person here doesn't like your wiki posts, I don't know what to tell you.

>>15661964
I absolutely refused to touch SB until the recent release, and it's been pretty damn fun.
Significantly better than the caterwauling in its threads would lead me to believe.

>>15661889
Alright managed to get it screen using a free grammar site, It should be better now.

>>15661969
When a post is literally 1 minute to 1 minute +1 second away from another post and happens to share the same opinion as the other it shows obvious traits of samefagging.
You also keep claiming that it's wiki shit, but you only say that NOW, after ignoring HOW FUCKING MUCH OF YHE PREVIOUS THREAD?

>>15661977
He was wrong to let you get away with it for this long, yes.
But better late than never. Please stop with the wiki-tier bullshit. It's bad enough that it exists there without bringing it here too.

>>15661977
If I was going to same-fag, I would be more subtle. I won't speak for the other anon, but I don't care enough to try that hard.

As for:
>THE PREVIOUS THREAD
It's hilarious that you use that as support for your argument. Did it ever even cross your mind that I may not have even seen the other thread? FYI, I just got back from vacation. Please just calm down and go to bed or something because this is just sad.

>>15661983
>wiki tier
Yeah. Uh huh. Sure.
Whatever you say.

>>15661977
>NOW, after ignoring HOW FUCKING MUCH OF YHE PREVIOUS THREAD
How exactly does that make it okay now?

>>15661983
>wiki-tier
We can always got and fetch some actual wiki material if you'd like to get some perspective.

>>15661853
Remove her mask and stare at her eyes

>>15661996
Would a man be unaffected by his daughter's eyes?

I would wonder how would a young adult hakutaku would be like.

>>15661992
Why bother with the obvious samefagging shitposter? Just ignore him and he'll either go back to tg or lose interest in the thread by the 200th post.

>>15661999
Horny.

>>15661998
Possibly.

>>15662002
Charon, I swear to Hades, the whole arm up your ass.

>>15661992
We barely hit 50 posts and he forced the basilisk thing twice (within like 15 posts) including a word for word "what do you do" which is the definition of wiki material. Just because worse wiki stuff exists doesn't make this acceptable.

Reminder that dungeons are not for the faint of heart

>>15661999
Probably a nice girl that's a little shy and unsure about spreading her knowledge.

>>15662006
You REALLY have zero idea what this thread does, do you?
Several of those at once is an average Sunday, but yoy wouldn't know from mot reading the last thread from your "vacation".

>>15661992
Seriously people throw around "wiki tier" without knowing just how bad the wiki can be. A large amount of their content manages to make Alp look like a respected scholar.

>>15662009
Fire the batgirl, she's sleeping on the job

>>15662016
Shows how he isn't from around here.

https://furrgroup.tumblr.com/post/148718764093/commission-for-waffl3sk4t-over-at-patreon
>Someone commissioned this
>It's basically the pose in her profile and by a furry artist

>>15662023
Who cares? It's nice.

>>15662027
>https://furrgroup.tumblr.com/post/148718764093/commission-for-waffl3sk4t-over-at-patreon
Not hi, but theres no way that is worth money.

>>15662027
It's not terrible but why? It's basically paying for something that already exists by a much better artist.

>>15662023
That person was comissioned to do a Hellhound too.

Why am I not surprised.

>>15662036
Why not? It (presumably) made someone happy.

>>15662034
>>15662036
Yeah, it's not worth money, and itcs practically the same pose, but hey it's not 100% the same and not a tracing.

>>15662041
Stupidity is stupidity regardless of whether or not it makes some one happy.

>>15662043
You really need to take that stick out your ass and enjoy things.

>>15662043
The way I see it, someone had their day made and here we are arguing about it.

Doesn't seem so dumb to me.

>>15662041
Some people probably enjoy Sukiru Ikeda's writing but he doesn't get a free pass.

>>15662048
You don't really pay to get your day made. Making your day is when unexpected shit happen. Like he just send the dude a request and happened to get a drawing for free.

>>15661983
>day 420: they still seem to be thinking they're better than the wiki

>>15662043
You must be an unhappy person. Have a Yeti.

>>15662054
dudd
weed
lmao

>>15662055
>I'm unhappy because I think paying money for a sub par knockoff a freely available thing is silly

>>15662053
That's funny. All the waifu anons seem to be really happy when their commissions finish.

>>15662057
It's their money. Shut the bloody fuck up already you autistic twaty jizz rag and stop being so bothered by others doing what they want with their money.

>>15662058
Maybe I just associate pleasant surprises with having your day made more than just general good things.

>>15662059
>stop being so bothered
Ironic

>>15662058
Some anons here just can't stand when other people are happy.

>>15662060
And that's fair, but some of my favorite days involve the sequel book I bought from Amazon finally arriving at my house.

>>15662059
>Shut the bloody fuck up already you autistic twaty jizz rag and stop being so bothered
The self awareness here is amusing.

>>15662063
>And that's fair, but some of my favorite days involve the sequel book I bought from Amazon finally arriving at my house.
Yeah, but see, there's an element of pleasant surprise there. Unless you knew precisely when it would arrive.

>>15662065
I, however, am not amused.

Kiss the kubikajiri
What could possibly go wrong?

>>15662071
Other than one manchild bitching about RPing? A nice tonguejob baring any accidental biting.

>>15662067
He wouldn't know exactly when it would be done. It would be nearly identical to the all but mandatory estimated delivery. It wouldn't change the elation from actually receiving the product in hand.

>>15662077
Anon just give up. He seems incapable of seeing it from your point of view.

>>15662077
Never commissioned anything. Don't artists say when they'll probably be done?
>>15662079
Eat a dick

Is it time to burn down the thread?

>>15662034
>>15662036
No harm in posting the image in question.
On one side I understand why you'd dislike the same pose. But on the other hand I really don't see the issue.

It's a piece of art made in a different artstyle that shares the same pose. It made somoene who paid for it happy and it gives us more Cheshire art. Sure perhaps the art quality isnt top notch, but it certainly isnt bad and its a nice addition to the art Cheshire has.

>>15662080
Yes. Just like more retailers provide you with an estimated delivery time.

Again, it comes down to the knock on the door, package in the mailbox, or file in an email. It's that moment that gives the rush.

I just realized that I want to see a Basilisk cosplaying as a demon hunter from WoW.

>>15662085
It's a decent 7/10 in my opinion.

>>15662085
This is true. You can't argue with the fact that it's style is different. It's not worthy of a huge commission but I could imagine a Cheshire fan being happy giving out a few bucks.

>>15662085
I never said there was anything wrong with the picture. As another anon said, it wasn't traced or anything and its a nice picture if a little simple looking. It just isn't worth money.

Gotta wonder who the defensive dude jumping down my neck is though. The dude who paid for it, or the dude who drew it?

>>15662089
I want to see one dressed up as a Bluemage. Complete with beret.

Any suggestions for what to doodle next? Preferably no girls with hamfists.

>>15662098
Ara ara Baphomet acting classy

>>15662098
A cute Kiki

>>15662102
I think a different drawfag is going to have to do that one, like Latenight or Loen.

>>15662104
I'm listening.

>>15662085
Really not a fan of the art style, the face especially.
>>15662090
If 5 is average then 7/10 is an insult to all the good artists out there.

>>15662108
I dunno. The face seems suitably shit-eaty for a cheshire

>>15662108
>insult
Who cares? Aside from just you?

>>15662108
I give Beethoven a 3/10 because I hate classical.

It's in no way a masterpiece but I think 7/10 is not objectively unfair for the style it's going for. I don't see any glaring flaws and the proportions seem better than a lot of what comes through here.

>>15662122
It doesn't meet his standards so it doesn't deserve a 7 lest it insult all the worthwhile artists somehow.

>>15662127
Why are you white knighting so hard?

>>15662132
I didn't know busting someone's chops was whiteknighting these days. Learn a more proper term to use in this situation; asshole, dick, Bob, jerk, etc.

>>15662139
Well, you're kinda busting chops of the people busting chops. That reactionary manner is closer to white knighting.

>>15662114
The expression isn't the main problem, something just looks really off about the face in general.
>>15662127
It's not about standards, it's about an objective scale. If 10 is professional art designer with a strong following, 9 is a freelance who gets a lot of work and 8 is the kind of guy who can sell commissions for a 100+ dollars then there's no way that Cheshire is a 7.

>>15662144
That is not whiteknighting, as it is not in response to someone in need of help, or out of desire to be thanked for it.
It's called being an ass to another ass.

>>15662107
The world needs more cute Kiki's. It needs happy young fluffy Kiki's running around the playground, playing around with their brooms with all the energy in the world and guided by their smiling older sisters. Slowly growing up, ready to face the world.

A cute Kiki who watches over her childhood friend, helping him up whenever he falls down. Protecting him fiercely if needed and tenderly caring for him when he gets sick. Growing up together, ready to face the world and tackle any problem it throws at them.

A gothic Kiki, in a black gothic maid dress. With a tough act which drops as soon as a boy gives her more than a little attention or suprises her in her act.

Kiki's are the wonder of the world.

>>15662147
There's no way that Butters can be an 8 according to that scale either, and yet look at what is.
Nobody will use the same scaling as you, so don't go getting your panties in a knot over people using their own scaling and standards, M'kay?

>>15662147
Scale plays a factor. Just because it's small and simple doesn't mean the objective quality of the art is any less. Sure, he could have gone with a background and original pose and it would be worth more, but that's not what we're talking about.

>>15662151
Kikifag I am touched.
I'll see what I can scribble up tomorrow.

>>15662148
White knights don't really act in 'response' per se. They preempt the call for help. And you're acting in defense of a content creator and the dude who paid for said content. Regardless of whether or not you wanted to be thanked.

Or is a thankless white knight oxymoronic?

>>15662165
I think you are merely seeing it as whiteknighting, even if I say otherwise.
I am not doing it in defense of the content creator, nor am I doing it for the person who paid for it.
Really, this is a pointless and silly arguement. Want to agree to disagree?

>>15662165
>acting in defense
He's acting in defense of a particular side of an argument. By your logic any opinion other than your own would be white knighting. What part of this is difficult for you?

>>15662155
>There's no way that Butters can be an 8 according to that scale either, and yet look at what is.
He overcharges and gets away with it because he does niche work, same reason furries get away with it. Both are exceptions.
>M'kay?
And stop speaking like a faggot.

>>15662178
>speaking like a faggot
And yet Buttets still rates an 8 according to your scale regardless. Clearly you must show bias towards the artist or something.

>>15662184
I just said in the post you responded to that he's an exception from the scale due to the nature of the audience he targets.

Has your desire to defend a literal furry artist rendered you incapable of reading?

>>15662176
Well, not really. If some one started shit talking a particular individual and I decided to defend them on their behalf, I'd be whiteknighting, yeah? So its not just any opinion other than my own.

>>15662174
>Really, this is a pointless and silly arguement. Want to agree to disagree?
If you like. I don't mind arguing more though.

>>15662184
>bias towards the artist
I thought hating on Butter was the popular thing to do around here

>>15662189
And he's an exception for an entirely stupid reason.
Has your hateboner for furries made you assume everyone not against them is for them?
Looks like we rooted out the problem already.

>>15662189
>defend a literal furry artist
That's funny, I though he was arguing about the art? Are we arguing about something else now?

>>15662192
I am talking about the other one. All the hip and cool cats rip on ButterT.

>>15662195
Award winning "I was only kidding/trolling" quote in 3...

>>15662084
>Timber Wolf
That mech will always be MAD CAT. I don't care what clanners say, I don't care what Sarna says. It's MAD CAT.

>>15662194
>>15662195

You do realise we're furries with a thing for smooth tits and ass?

>donkey finally returns
>she is now Kaiba
Excellent.

Pudgy shortstack hellhounds

>>15662201
Then by that logic liking humans is the same because they're upright hairless monkeys.

>>15662190
>I'd be whiteknighting
You would be if your purpose was to defend that individual. But the individual doesn't factor into an objective analysis on the quality of a piece or art.

>>15662204
>shortstacks
Meme figuire of the year. Go tall or go home.

>>15662203
So, they're both jackasses?

>>15662201
What does that have to do with anything? I'm genuinely confused about what's being argued now.

>>15662197
Yeah that was pretty much argument suicide.

>>15662208
Well when the majority of this was
>he can do whatever he wants with his money u r just mad
It seems more like whiteknighting. We haven't even discussed the quality of the art. This isn't even about an analysis of the art, really. It's whether or not it was worth paying for. Which is closer related to the individual than the art piece.

>>15662221
>We haven't even discussed the quality of the art.
I'm not sure where you've been but we moved past that a long time ago and on to >>15662090

>>15662194
>And he's an exception for an entirely stupid reason.
I don't see why. It's a known fact that people who target a niche with their art can get away with charging much, much more than someone who has a more general approach and mainly draws human characters.
He doesn't fall into an 8 for that reason.
>>15662195
We are arguing about the art, I was questioning his need to ignore everything presented to him.

>>15662214

>>15662221
We did talk about quality and analyzed it.
One guy is just in complete "It was done by a furry artist so it's awful and ranks lower to real artists like NutterButterT!" and is currently going full retard.

>>15662225
He still draws decently enough to get them to pay either way, which only doesn't qualify because of your tantrum.

>>15662224
>>15662227
Right you are. I got confused.

>>15662233
It is overall decent and above average, but I would not personally pay for it.
Autistismo Steve on the other hand thinks it doesn't even deserve a 6, because his standards are too much for is plebians to understand. It must be why we love Holsts so much!

>>15662211
Eh, some tall, flat girls with large rears would be nice

>Haahn? What do you mean I can't cook?

Oh no, your Dragon wife insists on cooking tonight. How are you going to persuade her to let you do the cooking so everything isn't burned to a crisp?

>>15662225
>I was questioning his need
You were strawmanning. Not only is the artist is utterly irrelevant to the art itself, you have no idea what the motivations of the poster are.

>>15662240
My waifu runs a bakery. She doesn't need no instructions to know how to rock.

>>15662240
I don't have a dragon wife.

>>15662165
>White knights don't really act in 'response' per se. They preempt the call for help.
You sound like you have some knowledge on the matter. Does it happen to be personal?

>>15662241
Don't talk to him anymore and let him flounder about. We need to get back on track.

>>15662230
Because of the target audience being limited for artists.

Slugbox of all people manages to charge over 250 for his stuff because he does furry.

>>15662246
But I've had a bad day and it's fun winning.

>>15662241
>you have no idea what the motivations of the poster are
It was obvious he didn't want to read what was presented to him that's for sure.

>>15662245
Yes, of course. How else would I know what a white knight was, if I wasn't one myself? I also know what a tree is. And by that I obviously mean that I am, in fact a tree. And as a tree, I have quite the bit of authority when I say you should leaf.

>>15662252
I know it's fun having a actual idiot to mock instead of Alp, but we're here to molest Kikis and stop shotas from being smuggled across thr border.

>>15662253
Perhaps, but that doesn't make the rest of your post any more useful/relevant/correct as an argument.

>>15662255
Tell you what, give me a warm scenario with a Yeti to think about and I'll call it quits.

August has been kinda cold, i need her to fix the weather

>>15662256
Yeti pouring strong alcohol down her tummy for you to drink while waiting for your dinner, soup, to finish cooking.

What a fucking train wreck from post zero.

>>15662258
That Ryu looks quite strict.

Doesn't look like she changes the weather on a whim, probably follows a schedule.

>>15662262
I know right? I went from complaining about wiki posts to defending art. What a night.

But I got a Yeti thing out of it so it's all good.

>>15662262
Blame tg.

>>15662267
>complaining about wiki posts
You're that guy?

>>15662268
I blame you

>>15662271
I am not tg though

>>15662267
>I know right? I went from complaining about wiki posts to defending art. What a night.
Explains a lot.

Remember that Kiki tails wag when they are getting praised

>>15662274
They also flap their ears too.

>>15662270
>>15662273
All me
>>15661958
>>15662048
>>15662122
>>15661782

I'm not a shitposter, I just have different opinions and values on different subjects.

>>15662276
And your values and opinions seem to call things that happen almost hourly something wiki-tier.

>>15662278
Not him, but lazy and short "wut do" posts are pretty wiki tier

>>15662278
>that happen almost hourly
Yes, I do have an issue with repetitive, low-quality posts. I'm glad you picked up on this.

>>15662280
>laughing cheshires
I may not agree with you, but that post was 10/10.

>>15662280
Careful not to invoke the posting chikas boogeyman

>>15662276
>I just have different opinions and values on different subjects
Which goes into the trash when you say this >>15662280
Since you just defended low quality art which repeats what someone else already did.

>>15662275
What is best?
A tiny Kiki built for cuddling that one can sit in their lap or a tall, muscled one that isn't cute?

>>15662279
Not everything is supposed to be a 39 volume essay that goes into long soliloquies about what one would do in such a scenario if they happened to be in those shoes.
Sometimes a simple thing is all that is needed to at least spark discussion and breath life into the thread. Just let things be and don't sweat it when it happens because it's pretty much a thread staple.

Why don't we talk about spirits
what would you do to get a elemental monster? and what element wold it be?

>>15662285
Muscle Kikis are pointless due to their maid outfit covering their bodies.

>>15662286
>brat demands you pick her up
How does this spark discussion and breathe life into the thread?

>>15662284
How so? The posts and art are two entirely separate things that I can have very different opinions on.

>>15662286
Not him but it wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't immediately posted the second attempt at "young basilisk" after the first one got shitposted. i used the word "forced" and I think that's valid. I'm all for starting discussion and stuff but if something doesn't take you don't keep pushing the same thing down the thread's throat in an attempt to force it.

>>15662283
I meant to ask: what does this mean?

>>15662226
Oh, you meant that literally.

>>15662292
Not if their uniform is spats and a sports bra with an apron over it

>>15662292
Thats so the can conceal their strength until, treats arrive...or sex

>>15662200

>yokels and bandits see a new mech on the periphery
>Musta slapped a Marauder and a Catapult together!
Freebirth Inner Sphere scum go and stay go.
</spoiler>

You guys in the mood for some MGK?
You're Jimmy.
Do you help Anubis finish off over 5 pounds of Pixie Sticks?
Do you play Mariokart with Pharaoh and get introduced to her aunt?
Do you go to the local playground now that it's free from the tyranny of Ex-Nurse Weresheep and clog the slide with Ophy, Ushi Oni, Lich and her Elf-Wight nee-san, and Wyvern?
Do you play in Ryu's family's pool with her and Albino Lamia?
Do you eat pizza with Wurm?
Do you learn how to give a sick indian burn from 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound?
Do you watch 6th grade Jabberwock and Lilim play basketball?
Do you play with the drunken Junko's tail?
Or do you deal with your Vampire aunt trying to play matchmaker between you and her Dhampir daughter?

>>15662292
That's so they can conceal their strength until, threats arrive...or sex

>>15662308
>>15662315
?

>>15662312
Gotta go with that pool, Ryu can teach me to swim even if she's utterly embarrassed to be doing it and doesn't know how legs work.

>>15662297
You seem to be harshly treating it over everything else. Other ideas go on for longer with people doing the same for over 10+ posts and yet you only gice this one shit?

>>15662312
Vampire.

>>15662321
>"Mommy said legs are like arms. But the 'third leg is special'! I asked daddy what a 'third leg' is, but he freaked out and said he would tell me when I'm 90!"

>>15662318
Apparently I can type for shit

>>15662332
Yes you can

>>15662332
Apparently so.

>>15662324
Even if she locks you in a room with her daughter and says you won't be let out until "you make her yours"? Would you one up her by holding a fake wedding and playing house with your cousin?

>>15662329
Well, that will lead to a hilarious if silent comedy scene when she finally turns 90 and he actually tells her, her own granddaughter old enough to understand what it is already. But he's got a serious look on his face, and the sound of the bamboo fountain clacking against stone outside is the only sound and movement.

It's still adorable in the moment.

>>15662323
A) It was the first example in this thread

B) Why do you assume that I don't comment on it at other times? As I said, I haven't hung out here in a few days.

C) See: "not as bad as" argument fallacy

>>15661853
>single MG mothers sending out their kids to snare husbands this way

I like swords.
I like dragons that can make swords.
What would you have a dragon make for you?

>>15662341
a butt plug

>>15662338
If you have not been here for only a few days you still would have seen the last thread, and the one before that, and the one before that, and so on. You only seem to really be talkative right now.
And quoting argumental fallacies doesn't automatically make you correct.

>>15662341
Wedding ring.

>>15662341
Jewel studded greatsword

>>15662340
It works unless they find irritable men.

>>15662343
>you still would have seen the last thread
How? I just said I wasn't here for it. Now you're assuming that I go back and reread them. Even if I did, how exactly do you expect me to comment on an archived thread? I don't mean to be an ass, but you could have thought this part through a little better.

>>15662343
>And quoting argumental fallacies doesn't automatically make you correct
But it does refute a part of yours. You just told me that because there are topics of questionable quality that extend "for over 10+ posts", that I should be less annoyed over a similar topic of only two.

>>15662302
What, posting chaikas?

>>15662335
No, me and my cousin would go on an adventure!

It's obviously time to escape from the dungeon of the vampire queen!

Much glory and treasure shall be earned this day!

>>15662352
So you may have missed the last thread. How about the 200+ ones before those consisting of the same things on a different day? Is this litetally your first day here?

By logical standards you shoyld be less annoyed by the lesser eyet, yet you get annoyed by it while being completely uncaring or opinionated towards their big brothers. At least be consistant.

>>15662360
Yes

>>15662341
Whatever she thinks suits me best for the price I can pay. A dragon would know better than me.

>>15662341
A hammer, so I could work alongside her.

>>15662361
Truly you are a shining beacon.

>>15662288
>implying I'm not going to be the most tryhard hero ever in order to become captain planet

>>15662312
RYU

>>15662364
But now we've come back to the assumption that I've never commented on this sort of thing in earlier threads. I do. Believe it or not, it usually doesn't turn into anything like this. I say something like>>15661957 to which they reply >>15661968, and that's the end of it. As I said earlier, I don't typically shitpost. If I can't make a good argument for something I don't resort to childish tantrums. I'm also usually good about not starting/lengthening things that derail the thread.

>>15662378
So you like the water Wurm?

>>15662370
Nope, just a man who loves adventure, although I don't know how the aunt will take it.


Regardless, my cousin can adventure with me any time!

I guess it's time for cute stuff.

>>15662388
Sounds like an indirect marriage proposal.

>>15662385
>gentle
>devoted
>can control the weather for maximum comfy
>suicide switch
What's not to love?

>>15662393
>>suicide switch
wait, what?

>>15662393
Their weather manipulation is pretty weak compared to a third rate mage. A drunken Lich could do better in less time and not need the long love making session in order to do it.

>>15662389
There's a time that's not for cute stuff? This is news to me.

>>15662398
How do you figure?

>>15662390
What you talking about?

There's no way my genki, adventurous damphir cousin would be interested in me.

You're crazy!

>>15662396
Reverse scale.

>>15662401
I was enjoying winning.

>>15662402
They need like 3 days of built up energy to change the weather IIRC. Anyone with basic elemental magic can change the weather almost instantly if they're not stupid.
Yuki Onna also have potential to turn any area into a winter wonderland, excluding volcanoes.

>>15662404
I heard she digs you man! She even put on a dress!

>>15662406
>the width of that underboob indicating massive mammaries
>we don't get to see, profile art girl chest is pretty modest
Fuck

>>15662412
Only to get passed the guards that one time, it's why I wore a suit and danced with her!

She was surprisingly good at it

>>15662408
>Anyone with basic elemental magic can change the weather almost instantly if they're not stupid
Ugh, I'm not sure which fictional magic system you're using, but generally necromancy and weather manipulation are two very different schools of magic. Nevermind that elemental does not equal weather.

>>15662415
The tits look a bit off unless they're actually fried egg shaped.

>>15662415
Personally I'm not a fan of unrealistic proportions.

>>15662417
Liches are usually considered high class magic usersb so limitoling them to just necromancy is silly.

>>15662422
>type
>words words words
>get
>worts wards wulks in the post afterwards
Spellcheck what is wrong with you today?

Remember to cuddle your Kikis before bed. OR ELSE.

>>15662422
Which is why nearly every magical setting divides magic users into specialized schools that require decades to even approach mastery. Then there's the fairly common idea that magic is often "flavoured" with greater ability in one type meaning less in another.

Very rarely is there mastery of multiple forms of magic in any setting. I personally would imagine lichs to be skilled in necromancy and other magics associated with the body/spirit but little else.

>>15662408
>They need like 3 days of built up energy to change the weather IIRC.

According to their entry this is only if they call rain for several days in a row

>>15662420
Mister I don't care to hear about your homosexual problems.

>>15662437
disgusting

>>15662433
Or else what?

It's not like giving my Kiki a diet of pure mino milk will increase aggression

>>15662437
I'd prefer something more like this.

>>15662341
I would like her to make me happy. Or maybe a nice sword for my hoard.

>>15662434
Considering time matters little for something that will exist long after the heat death of the universe, I think a Lich can and likely would have mastery over most schools of magic.
Nature magic and Elemental magic are very close, almost glued together, so both being able to do things frombthe other isn't much of a stretch.

>>15662433
Or else what?

>>15662436
Really? So she needs it to turn an area into the northwestern Americas for a duration?

>>15662420
>>15662439
Gaaaaay

>>15662440
>>15662449
THAT will happen.

>>15662433
But the Kiki is my maid and maids are only for pats and praising.

>>15662453
What will happen?
Come on, I'm a busy man who has things to do, I can do something with the Kiki later

>>15662447
Nature and life are the polar opposite of death. You literally can't get any further from necromancy/spirit. Who's to even say that something that exists solely in a spirit/undead form can even influence life energy/magic?

Narratively, this sort of thing is done for a reason. If you were to write lichs as being this powerful, where does that leave lilims or true elementals? You're giving them far too much ability which cheapens true power/mastery.

>>15662439
Gay gay go away
Come again no other day
Would be alps don't get to play
Gay gay go away

>You'll never sign a contract with a Demon that says you need to eat her ass twice a day

>>15662501
Yeah, I'm not really into that even if it is sparkling clean since demons don't poop.

>>15662501
>You'll never break the contract by eating her ass five times

>>15662501
Why would you want to eat her ass? She won't be able to sit down if you're taking chunks out of it to eat.

>>15662474
I'll take the stage 2+ if no one wants them

>>>/a/

>>15662508
>demons don't poop
I haven't decided how I stand on MGs bodily functions. I think I'm in the boat that if it eats (normal food) it shits.

>You'll never be a not!Roman soldier patrolling borders up the northern reaches of your empire
>You'll never come into contact with an amazon hunter whose range takes her close to your walls
>You'll never begin a mutual relationship of observation as she hunts prey and watches your walls for weaknesses.
>You'll never range outside the wall on a small hunting trip and come across a lone buck, ripe to take back to your garrison for a treat
>You'll never watch as the beast shudders from a twin impact of two arrows digging deep into its flesh from opposite sides.
>You'll never have a mini standoff over the disputed prey
>In following with local custom, you'll never settle the dispute by her tribe's way of domination
>Thing is, domination between men and women for her comes in the form of sex
>You'll never head back later that night sore, with half the kill and a hope to convince your commander to let you go hunting more often

>>15662538
What a pussy.

>>15662540
If he was a pussy, he'd head back very sore with no kill.

>>15662538
Amazons don't settle anything, just dominate.

>>15662543
>only half
>after getting manhandled
P U S S Y

>>15662545
Well when an unstoppable force meets an unstoppable force, it has to settle, no?

>>15662548
I am actually confused. Wanna expand on your view more? An amazon is at least three times stronger and faster and more enduring than the fittest of human men. How is a tie anything short of herculean?

>>15662538
>amazons
>settling

She just gave him half to be nice.

>>15662559
>An amazon is at least three times stronger and faster and more enduring than the fittest of human men
Nice generic headcanon.

>>15662540
>>15662548
>>15662564
It's an amazon. What exactly are you trying to do?

>desperate maledomfags think they'd ever beat or tie with an amazon

>>15662564
>amazons have extraordinary strength and speed
>headcanon
>but a random male soldier could easily beat an amazon in a hunting contest
here's your (you)

>>15662564
It is, isn't it. You know what else is a part of my nice headcanon? Undead being cold. Mermaids living in the ocean. Harpies flying. Niiice headcanon.

>>15662568
Unless you take levels in fighter or are supremely lucky, it would be a hard fight.

Using poisons or magic would be a better way to get them.

Then again, I'd be equally happy with her as the Dom as I would mindbreaking her in the cuddle dungeon

>>15662566
I disagree, how difficult is that to understand?

>>15662573
>three times stronger than a man
We don't have measurements of MG stats so saying "she's this strong" is pretty headcanony. Same with the YUGE fags.

>>15662568
>be incubus
>beat monstergirl
Get fucked.

>>15662568
I know for a fact that I could beat an ogre in a fight.

>>15662584
The figure doesn't really matter. The point was she is at least twice as strong as your average soldier. That's why walking back with half was something of a trophy. I mean, that was plainly obvious.

>>15662595
>she is at least twice as strong
Says you
>as your average soldier
That's acceptable, but the greentext doesn't bank on that. Just saying.

Anyone got that amazon greentext about turning the aggressive uppity husband into a happy househusband?

>>15662598
>not!roman soldier
>Patrolling a wall on the borders
How does this scenario not bank on the dude being average? Roman military was the definition of average. Barely any one there was exceptional.

>you will never be locked in a camel clutch by a Bulgarian Oni

>>15662568
It's just one mad guy. Although your post sounds as falseflagging as well.

>>15662609
>How does this scenario not bank on the dude being average
Everyone is unique. Why would you have a weakling patrolling your borders instead of someone capable so they can inform of a threat or take it on?
>Roman military was the definition of average
I'm not a historyfag, but you're writing something fictitious anyway.

So anons, what terrible, terrible things would you do if you were the strongest hero in MGE?

Personally I would probably go about, nabbing high level, muscled monster girls breaking them into lovey dovy, soft girls that are almost always pregnant.

Would also try and create a race of super muscled goblins too but that would be more of a hobby if anything

>>15662568
>Do 100 Push Up, Squats, Sit Ups and 10km run everyday for 3 years with no A/C
>Beat Amazon
>Beat Dragons
>Beat Demon Lord
Any questions?

>>15662622
Saitama pls go

>>15662621
I would travel around the world and defeat all the smug monster girls that try to rape me.

>>15662621
You want people to shitpost that bad?

>>15662620
>I'm not a historyfag
It's painfully obvious.

>>15662621
Whatever the fuck I want, that's the dream. I'd hunt and tomb raid., maybe blacksmith on the side.

>>15662626
Only the smug ones?
What about the meek ones?

>>15662631
Doesn't invalidate what I said.

>>15662640
Do you plunder the tombs of pharoahs along with their 'coffins' or are you going to have a bunch of pouty undead camping on your lawn and demanding you 'return the X or duff my curse!"

>>15662621
shitpost on the internet

>>15662628
There is no judgement in my dojo, no spoken judgement at least

>>15662641
I would say that I will wait for the day they can defeat me and make me their husband. But they should hurry or someone might get to me first.

>>15662621
Willingly become a living sex toy for a Hellhound with a fetish for dominating strong guys.

>>15662654
Maybe it's just myself being paranoid after so many threads and shitstorms, but the fact that you posted that when another dom vs sub discussion was starting is suspicious.

>>15662652
God damn it anon.

Seriously, I'd raid for relics from the former age and sell them for obscenely high process to fund my travels. It's just a job, I just want to see everything that world has to offer, who'd leave this world just to do the same shit in another?

>>15662621
Spread my genes so new monstergirls will be even stronger.

>>15662621
Probably what you want without the pregnancy thing and more battle harem of loyal warrior wives

>>15662654
as long as you dont shit on the other side and dont bring up domming/breaking hellhounds and amazons you can bring up maledom without a shitstorm

>>15662658
So your going to have a bunch of meek, muscled monster girls vying to get you?
Sounds nice

>>15662660
Huh, that could be nice.

>>15662667
That would be pretty nice.
Good way to get yourself some rivals as well

>>15662677
You're asking for too much.

>>15662664
That's fair


>>15662669
So creating a race of monster girl super soldiers?

>>15662670
Could be cool.
Harem of muscled, scarred women is good too

>>15662677
I'm good with either side

>>15662649
'Course it does.
>Every one is unique
Yeah, nah. You train a fit dude with average to decent genetics, take a hundred of them and all of them will lift roughly the same amount. There won't be enough disparity between them to make one uniquely capable of taking on, say, a dragon, or even an amazon.
>Why would you have a weakling patrolling your borders instead of someone capable so they can inform of a threat or take it on?
Do you think this is some kind of lone hero holding an entire border alone with nothing more than his military prowess? "Weakling" Weak compared to what?

>>15662621
Crack nearest rocks with my head until it's the head that cracks.

>>15662691
So you want a monster girl with healing powers to find you dying and take you to her house in order to heal you, then you repay her with sex and marriage?

>>15662690
>There won't be enough disparity between them to make one uniquely capable of taking on, say, a dragon, or even an amazon.
Word of god already clarified you can get strong enough to beat any monstergirl, try to keep up, and before this gets any more boring I'll end it clearly here and now: I think your greentext is shit. Good day.

>>15662697
Who mentioned KC? I wrote it. I am the word of god.

>>15662691
So you want to roll a barbarian?
Sweet

>>15662621
>So anons, what terrible, terrible things would you do if you were the strongest hero in MGE?
Probably remove monsters from premises on a large scale because that would be my job
After that's done and I've gone insane doing it, the order and the chief god would be next

Crashing this world with no survivors

>>15662695
>>15662699
Err no, I just wanna crack my head and that's it.

>>15662707
Are you going after the demon lord next?

>>15662708
For what reason?

>>15662707
Oh you incorrigible scamp

>>15661706
What pic was op and why is it [File Deleted]?

>>15662312
>Do you watch 6th grade Jabberwock and Lilim play basketball?
This sounds hot

Definitely doing that

>>15662312
Does the Dhampir act like a vampire? If so, I pick that one.

>>15662719
Do you not know about archives?

>>15662621
I'd get a posse composed of asparas, gardavhas, sirens and other artistically inclined MGs. Then I'd go about the land fighting every willing monster while they play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPx-nUqLMtc

>>15662733
Bold and brave Sir Anon.

>>15662621
I round up any one else who thinks that they are strong and watch them break on the yoke of monster supremacy.

I hope MGEII expands on Familiars more.

>>15662747
Yes, it'll say if you like one you're a pedo.

>>15662745
So you basically are the guy who finds the 'fight me in real life' people and makes the actually fight?

>>15662747
I hope to expand familiars!

Whatever happened to pantyquest, does he still update, even if he doesn't post here?

>>15662754
Yeah, only fair fights are boring, so I pit them against beings far superior to them.

>>15662759
Huh.
Could be good for a laugh or two, although the monsters may get mad at you constantly tossing them weaklings

>>15662767
Maybe my overwhelming strength is fostering a need to be dominated and its all a ploy to piss off some one strong enough to actually beat me. Absolute power and corruption and all that

>>15662719
This, and a little risqué for the op image I guess.

>>15662794
>you will never get raped by a thick toad

>>15662799
>you will never get raped

>>15662794
Oh, indeed, this is much too "outstanding" for the OP image, but I see what OP meant about the detail "censoring".

Although it would've been fairly easy to photoshop some of the green marks onto other places for censorship, or just use simple hearts and such. But that's my way; I prepare my OPs in advance

>>15661713
Not sure if you're the OP, but since we're talking of butts...

>>15662747
It likely will, book profiles last time added a fair bit of extra info.

>>15662816
Gosh darn spoiler glitch. I had two sets of spoiler markings in the right places butt it over-extended.

>>15662794
I'd fight her. Every picture of mucus toad is terrifying, except the breast envy one.

Guys, I really want to fuck a Demon.

>>15662948

>>15662948
Which position? This is important.

Zap.

>>15662963

Anything with her on top

>>15662948
>>15662997
Good taste

>>15662990
So smug.

>>15662997
Boysluts like you are good boys.

>>15663024

I'm not a boyslut.

I just enjoy being with women who prefer to be the dominate one.

>>15662997
Good answer. Lotus technically counts too which is nice.

Talking of demons, did anyone ever post the non-tanuki version of this? http://i.imgur.com/D3jeQFD.jpg

What other shades of blue can Demons come in?
What other kinds of haircolors and bodytypes can they have?

>>15662756
With what?

>>15663089
Magic of course.

>>15663070
I want one that's black.
Not black person black, ink black. With white hair.

>>15663122
>Ooga Booga where da white bois at
I want a delicious brown Monster Girls who fetishizes pale skin!

>>15663070
>Two Demon sisters
>One with pure white skin similar to abyssals and bright blonde hair neatly tied in a ponytail
>The other pitch black like a hellhound with long and wavy red hair
The double paizuri would be heavenly.

>>15663137
He wasn't talking about that type of black.

>>15663122
Something like this or a Hellhound?
>>15663138
>One with pure white skin similar to abyssals and bright blonde hair neatly tied in a ponytail
>The other pitch black like a hellhound with long and wavy red hair
Mmm, good taste.

What would happen if you summon a yandere arch angel and a yandere lilim at the same time?

>>15663147
I am going to learn a breast transfer spell and swap those tits onto an Angel!

>>15663171
They Wh0ReS for each other and you end up with your childhood friend.

>>15663177
She had planned it all along, making you see the dangers of those FiLthy sLuts.

>>15663177
You mean they kill each other?

You know what we need?

Monster Girl Breast Envy

>>15663187
With docking and the bigger breasted girl looking smug?

>>15663122
Have fun
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=black_skin+white_hair+horns

>>15663138
You too (not much in the way of white skin and blonde hair for demons though)
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=grey_skin+red_hair+demon_girl+1girl+solo

>>15663181
They can't. Yanderes can't die, so they are stuck stalking and sharpening kitchen knifes to kill each other for the rest of eternity.

>>15663196
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2771342
This one is the right flavor of black, just slap those colors onto a Demon.

>>15663187
We need milky Arachne, Demons, and Liches.

>>15663299
Seconded.

>>15662265
Well she better if she wants donations to her shrine!

I'd like to go clubbing with her

>>15663335
I'm sure she enjoys a good pounding

>>15663335
>A FUCKING ZIPPER

>>15663335
I want to take her out for shots in Orlando.

>>15663335
The look on her face and her hair make me extra hard.

>>15663341
I want to take her out for shots in Orlando

>>15663335
I still love the idea of a Selkie with a cosplay hobby.

>>15663352
#NotallHouris

>>15663361
Wouldn't they just look like Elves (Provided Selkies have pointy ears in the first place) without the seal outfit?

>>15663381
Sort of. But it could be fun if she kept it secret from her friends who always teased her about being a cosplayer due to her seal costume.

>>15663335
Canada plz