/jp/ - Otaku Culture

beato

>>15655997
Dlanor

>>15655998

BEATO

>>15656006
Dlanor

Bernkastel should be spanked.
Rika should have a happy ending and a long life.

>>15656132

Bern is a jerk!

>>15656147
Word!
A huge jerk!

Can someone explain what bernkastel met by this?

>>15656176
That's simple.
Beatrice keep playing forever, and once she win, she stops the game.

That's why she drowns after escaping the island.

>>15656207
it says in exchange for never being saved or rewarded. who did beatrice make a deal with? also is beatrice really the culpirt? it says even if beatrice does nothing the tragedy still happens

>>15656220
When she died in 1986, a "meta" version of her broke off and she made a deal with Lambdadelta, who made her a witch.

>>15656220
I don't know. I just finished the VN, and I always was under the impression she did it herself, and only got Lambdadelta's support once the game was set to keep Battler busy while 34 brought the spankable cat loli.

I hate Bernkastel so damn much.

>>15656220
>who did beatrice make a deal with?
Lambda

We all know it, and yet, someone still don't believe that magic is real.

>>15656256
So basically beatrice made a deal with lambda to become a witch as long as everyone dies? how is lambda/ bernkastel influencing the game? and what is beatrice motive for becoming a witch

>>15656316
>what is beatrice motive for becoming a witch
Making sure Battler ultimately remembers her.

>how is lambda/ bernkastel influencing the game?
By adding original character donut steel like the Mary-Sue bitch.

>So basically beatrice made a deal with lambda to become a witch as long as everyone dies?
That's the idea, through the VN suggested something else.

>>15656316
No, Labdadelta said herself that Beatrice would be a witch regardless.

>>15656316
Beatrice only has Lambdadelta's support as long as her game is interesting enough to keep Buttkastel busy.

>>15656316
In Lambda's Diary (http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/Lambda's_Diary)) it details her encounter with Beatrice.

Why is ep1 the spookiest shit ever?

>>15656482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4xsax5gQQo

>>15656482
Because it's actually good. The moment Ryukishi adds all the meta shit and actually shows Beatrice, all the tension goes away.

>>15656458
It's shown in the manga as well, but it's a bit shorter

>>15656500
I don't like how it's presented there, with her just setting for acknowledgement, when in Lambda's Diary that's all she wants from the beginning.

>>15656490
Hmm, yeah I have always thought so. Just finished re-reading Legend of the Golden Witch and it still scares the shit out of me. So many spooky things like Natsuhi's door, Maria singing while facing the wall, the first and the second twilight, etc....still made me shit myself after all these years.

Now onto Turn of the Golden Witch, from what I remember I found this one really weak when I first read it, well maybe my opinion will change now.

What is the inescapable fate yasu talks about? Is it that she's furniture and can never love?

>>15656544
No dick.

Why does everyone hate him?
I really don't understand, I mean he isn't my favorite character but he is far, far from worst.

Okay, so I finished Ange's animation. I decided to keep it basic this time.

>>15656458
lol this is kind of confusing to me.. basically lambda did nothing?

>>15656544

He is the nutless, cockless wonder of the twentieth century!

>>15656578

You are doing the Lord's work in his year of 2016.

I wonder if this was retconned intentionally or if Ryukishi just forgot

>>15656647
That just means no one knew that Battler wasn't actually asumus son

>>15656587
Well, she agreed to be her 'guardian', whatever that entails.

I decided to make an alternate Ange animation that's a bit more creative.

>>15656869
there is alot about beatrice being "trapped/ a bird in a cage" due to lambda /bernkastel . or at least im assuming.. the story seems to point that out a few times. so im guessing lambda is effecting beatrice choice of moves

>>15656881
Change her expression to one where she's angry, like he's being humiliated by being forced to jump up and down.

>>15657267
Better if she's standing still and being groped instead.

>>15656881
Also, no one might have noticed, but nice job not adding any skirt or pantsu.

>>15656575
He was fat in the original VN.
The anime made him a bishonen because "NO FATTY ALLOWED".

Also he's a dick toward Eva who had a pretty rough childhood, and he's pretty selfish too.

>>15656575

>>15656575
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>>15657556
>>15657560
That's impressive.

>>15657267
>>15657270
Thanks for the feedback. I tried combining your suggestions. It turns groping motions are a lot more complicated than bouncing ones, or at least, I haven't found a method that works consistently. Let me know what you think.

>>15657292
Thanks, I wasn't sure if anyone would spot that. It was supposed to look like she's having sex outside the frame, but it's not quite there yet.

>>15657688
>angrily getting gropped and unable to resist
Arghh, all me fetishes in one. It's perfect.

>>15657693
Any other requests? I'm currently working on Ange's nude edit as my main project, but these animations don't take too long.

>>15657703
Can you you do Barnkastel getting spanked? Or just nudes and physics stuff?

>>15657718
There are no sprites of her butt so...

>>15657732
Well, damn. Thanks anyway.

>>15657736
Obsessions destroys reason.

>>15657761
That's what I said two threads when I used that as a reason to explain why Eva doesn't act logically.
Everyone understood it as "lol woman are emotional kek", even through I am guilty of the same sin than Eva.

Eva wanted to prove herself to her father.
I want to spank Bernkastel's butt.
Two different obsessions, and yet we have nothing in common.

>>15657770
>even through I am guilty of the same sin than Eva.
Then I'm going to say something sexist but which aptly describes you.
Stop acting like a woman.

>Two different obsessions, and yet we have nothing in common.
Sure it does, they're obsessions, and as mentioned, they destroy reason.

>>15657773
How ironic that my manhood is the thing keeping me from acting logically.

Not just obsessions, though. One of Umineko's main theme is how they can easily explain things by staying calm but fail to.
For the pawns, it's pretty understandable, they're stuck on an island with siblings they may hate, and they're all dying. But for the meta Battler, it's unforgiveable.
When the pawn Battler is calmed down by Erika, he manages to solve the riddle pretty quickly. The thing that fucks im up most of the case is his stubborness to try to explain things with a half-baked theory. The little bombs thing is one of these.

>>15657778
Sex is fueled by pasion.
Passion leads to emotion, emotions leads to irrationality, irrationality leads to.. suffering

>>15657820
And Rokkenjima is full of passion.

>>15657826
So Rokkenjima is like a brothel 10 minutes before opening time?

>>15657831
I said passion, not sexual tension.

>>15657834
Both are fuels for sex.

>>15657778
You're simply too focused one side of duality, degeneracy, to be in tuned with the other side; rationality.

>>15657881
Wanting to spank a smug brat is hardly degeneracy. It's just discipline.

And payback for the small trauma I got when she started laughing and making faces.

>>15657881
Your right

Rational Degeneracy is where it's at

>>15657885
Now you're getting it. The synthesis of duality. It's how you transcend life and duality itself, becoming unity.

>>15657884
Please, that's just the rationality you've given to yourself to describe your base desires.
>I-I don't just want to spank her, I'm doing it for her own good, for discipline!
You can't fool me.

>>15657956
I wouldn't want to spank her if she wasn't the murderous, arrogant, smug and manipulative witch we all know.

You don't see me wanting to spank Satoko despite all the shit she causes in the game, because she has a really hard life.

Bernkastel is just a bitch for the sake of being a bitch. Which is highly ironic, given she's a cat.

>>15657966
Excuses excuses. You run away from the far end of degeneracy with excuses. Not even good excuses at that. Rather than indulge yourself in all manners of spanking, you give yourself excuses and conditions. How boring. But this isn't surprising considering we all have our hidden hypocrisy.

>You don't see me wanting to spank Satoko despite all the shit she causes in the game, because she has a really hard life.
Of course not, Bernkastel is not Satoko. But this just proves that you have not fully developed a spanking fetish and are just focused on Bernkastel's butt. Every excuse is simply an attempt to mask your degenerate nature.

>because she has a really hard life.
What an amusing lie. Or perhaps an omission? But I doubt it considering how many times I explained the birth of Bernkastel.
Bernkastel had a hard life as well, even worse than Satoko. What a boring contradictory excuse, you just want to spank a haughty personality and spank that haughtiness out of them. Rather than spank all indiscriminately, enjoying particularly those with haughty attitudes, you only focus on Bernkastel.

>Bernkastel is just a bitch for the sake of being a bitch.
And Satoko doesn't? Does she not act like a spoiled annoying brat just for the sake of it as well?
I wonder if you would spank Ange's butt? Probably not, giving some funny excuse for not doing so.

Boring boring boring. I see right through you and duality lays bare your intent.

Anyone have that Umineko /adv/ screencap handy?

>>15658008
You're so intent on bullying Anon and shaming them, you're the true degenerate here!
How does it feel to look down upon them while picking apart their post? Does it bring you a perverse joy? Are you waiting for their response, trying to contain your anticipation? Do you hope they flounder to get the moral high ground or would you rather they submit to your reasoning and their own flaws and claim themselves to be degenerate?

>>15658008
>But this just proves that you have not fully developed a spanking fetish and are just focused on Bernkastel's butt
So what?

>What an amusing lie. Or perhaps an omission?
I dunno. Satoko pretty much killed her parents, was adopted and beaten by her uncle, her brother disappeared, and she dies being tortured to death by Shion.
>Bernkastel had a hard life as well
Yet Satoko takes pleasure in playing with her friends and bullying Keiichi. Bernkastel take pleasure in watching people falling into despair before killing each others. I'd say that makes Bernkastel a little less sympathetic than Satoko.
And there's also the fact that there are pictures depicting Satoko getting spanked.
>you just want to spank a haughty personality and spank that haughtiness out of them
But this is how it works. Accept it or not, but the personality affects one's opinion of a girl. If Bernkastel acted like Maria, I would find her annoying but I wouldn't want to spank her. Especially once the game starts detailling her backstory and how she was left alone most of the time with only her plushie toy to comfort her.

>And Satoko doesn't? Does she not act like a spoiled annoying brat just for the sake of it as well?
Satoko only does mostly harmless jokes, and act this way because Keiichi looks exactly like Satoshi. Bernkastel figuratively throw people down a pit with one knife and tell them only one will be allowed to get out.

>I wonder if you would spank Ange's butt?
No, because she's not a little girl. Would you spank Featherine or Rosa? Would you spank Erika or Cornelia?

>>15658032
What screencap?

>>15658052
That reminds me I forgot to grab the sprites last thread. Fuck.

>>15658053
>What screencap?
The one from /adv/. If you had it you'd know what I was talking about.

>>15658052
>Does it bring you a perverse joy?
Of course it does. In the Trick Ending of ep 8, Ange revels in the fact that exposing the hidden truth is extremely gratifying. But the real gratifying truth is to make other people see your truth. To open your eyes to your worldview, your perversion. Unknoting hypocrisy is the greatest gratification of truth. In that sense, perhaps I have transcended even the Witch of Truth.
You can see it in his excuses, his reluctance to fully throw himself into the nihilistic and hedonistic void of degeneracy. Even within his own fetish of spanking, he only limits himself to Bernkastel with faulty reasoning and logic on his own ground.
This greater understanding of duality allows me to have a leg up over him. Duality is above truth.

>>15658076
Bern's butt is over anything you can come up with.

>>15657556
>>15657480
>>15657560
Oh okay, so it is because of memes only. Gotcha.

Post top-tier seacats music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfs33v0Xb60

>>15658076
Understanding Anon's duality is compassion.

>>15658154
Just report and ignore.

>>15658154
duality vs optimism who win

>>15658157
Literally kill yourself

>>15658057
Which sprites? I might have them.

>>15658171
These ones
https://www.mediafire.com/?nx7jbx84zr29k

>>15658171
All the playstation 2 sprites. Someone posted them last thread and I forgot to grab them.

>>15658175
Thanks.

Wow, the Chiru released really buffed the goats, by the way.

Can't say I really like it, I preferred them being slender and thinner. It made them more eerie, since they were described as being insanely strong despite having frail frames.

>>15658214
The VN describes them as both. In some scenes they're described as people in goat masks, and in other scenes they're described as looking like minotaurs

>>15658053
>So what?
So why not spank everyone indiscriminately? Why Bernkastel only? The answer is simple. Her butt. You focus so much on spanking that you have to see the trees to understand the abstract of the forest. It's the butt that you are focused on rather than the fetish and the sex. You see, like rape, nearly all of sexual actions can be traced back to power, in one sense or another, or its equal exchange of power when it involves vanilla. Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. Duality also requires absolutism. You must either commit yourself fully or not at all. Rape or not rape. Spank all or spank none. Because it's more fun that way.

Because if you ignore spanking, and focus sole on the butt, degeneracy allows for idealization of all extremes. Licking, kissing, scratching, teeth marks. cum on her butt, cheek rubbing, and of course spanking. But if you push that extreme, it becomes a slippery slope to everything else concerning degeneracy. First it's her butt, then it's humiliating her, then it's rape, then it's breaking her soul. And ultimately, destruction. That's why it has to be absolute.

>I dunno. Satoko pretty much killed her parents, was adopted and beaten by her uncle, her brother disappeared, and she dies being tortured to death by Shion.
I was talking about Bernkastel. You're playing the pity card on Satoko and ignoring Bernkastel's past, as I said, either out of omission or by lie, since we had a discussion about Bernkastel's birth in the past three threats.

>Yet Satoko takes pleasure in playing with her friends and bullying Keiichi. Bernkastel take pleasure in watching people falling into despair before killing each others.
Intensity has nothing to do with anything. One would argue simply that Bernkastel 'deserves' it more compared to Satoko, but not that Satoko doesn't deserve spanking. She has a haughty attitude which is absolutely worth spanking and breaking.

>I would find her annoying but I wouldn't want to spank her.
Boring. You wouldn't spank her every time she goes Uuuu Uuuu? Having her scream Uuuu Uuuu while you're spanking her, with Rosa next to you urging you to keep spanking her until she changes? You have so little imagination. Personality only affects the intensity and desire to destroy and corrupt. Bernkastel does deserve to be more broken than Maria, but not by virtue of her actions but by the level of difficulty. What worth would spanking Bernkastel do if it does not affect her? What if turning her butt red create zero reaction? The greatest break of a dandere is for her to develop emotions, slightly showing a spark until you expand it and she becomes broken to the point where she can only think about dick. Spanking, on its own, acheieves nothing but personal boring gratification.
This is why I say it is boring.

>Would you spank Featherine or Rosa? Would you spank Erika or Cornelia?
Absolutely. I would spank all their butts. And more, of course.

>>15658165
Optimism is a side of Duality.
Therefore Duality wins.

>>15658238
I'm talking about their frame. In Chiru, they look like they're wearing spandex looking like a tuxedo, and they're arched. In the original VN, they were standing straight, and despite towering over others characters, they seemed pretty fragile.

>>15658265
>in the past three threats
You mean threads?

>>15654557
Better luck next time.
>>15658265
I thought you were banned.

>>15658268
>You mean threads?
Yes, my bad.

>>15658265
>So why not spank everyone indiscriminately? Why Bernkastel only?
Because Bernkastel has all the "qualities" required to be spankable : she's small, somewhat cute, and is a real bitch.
Lambdadelta starts as a bitch, but sometimes act as an ally, and gives very valuable advice to Battler as he's about to get locked in the closet, on top of standing against Featherine (and getting SO FUCKING REKT in the process).

>I was talking about Bernkastel.
You mentionned others characters and asked why I was so focused on Bernkastel. I picked Satoko as an example of another "little girl does bad stuff" character.

>we had a discussion about Bernkastel's birth in the past three threats
I won't yield to threat. Bern's ass is mine.

>Intensity has nothing to do with anything
I disagree. Bernkastel's actions have led 18 people to death several times, and she did so without giving them any respect.
Beatrice caused, directly or indirectly everyone to die several time, but she didn't played with them like Bernkastel and Erika did, especially Erika, who mutilated their bodies. But the difference is that both Erika and Beatrice paid the price. Beatrice always die at the end, and find herself unable to escape Rokkenjima even when dragged kicking and screaming by Battler, and Erika get killed. And it was a touching scene.

>You wouldn't spank her every time she goes Uuuu Uuuu?
As strange as it sounds, I don't really enjoy beating kids. I would totally slap Rosa in the face for how she treated her daughter though. I'd spank Bernkastel because she's a bitch witch, but Maria is just... I dunno, she has it too rough with her unadequate wreck of a mother.

>What worth would spanking Bernkastel do if it does not affect her? What if turning her butt red create zero reaction?
I don't believe her body can react to the spanking while she herself doesn't feel any pain. That wouldn't make any sense, people and witches aren't meant to be insensible to pain. If it happens to be the case, I'll probably spank her harder.

>Absolutely. I would spank all their butts.
Even Ange, who had a shitty childhood and had to make even more imaginary friends than Maria? Even Beatrice, with her frilly dress that you can't reasonably raise not to mention she's quite slow due to being inbred? Even Rosa, which is the bitchiest bitch that isn't a witch and got hitched? Even Zepar, who may or may not be a trap?

Go be boring somewhere else. I understand you are very excited about this new thoughts inside your head about duality, optimism and self-improvement. What? Did you find a new book? It always a nice feeling to find a new way to see life when your bored of the old one, but I'm kind of sick of it, and I'm not interested in reading always a whole argument about spanking by two virgins.

Especially of one which dick doesn't even work.

>>15658268
Not Chiru, Umitweak.

>>15658300
>new thoughts
Please, duality has been inside my head since I was a kid. It's only when I learned more that I was surprised by how I was actually right about everything.
The only thing new is perhaps that I've posted my views a bit more.

>>15658349
Meant for >>15658303

>>15658349
Not sure what it has to do with anything I said, but okay.

>>15658355
I know, just teasing. You repeat yourself every time.
>>15658356
>Not sure what it has to do with anything I said
He's an idiot. There.

>>15658300
>Because Bernkastel has all the "qualities" required to be spankable : she's small, somewhat cute, and is a real bitch.
No, those are your qualities for a perfect ass, not requirements to be spankable. All that is required for someone to be spankable is to have an ass. It's qualities only intencifies the spanking results.

>Bernkastel's actions have led 18 people to death several times, and she did so without giving them any respect.
So what? It doesn't matter if she lead 18 or 1000 people to their death. All that matters is her baseline attitude. Her apathy only makes it more engaging to break.

>I don't really enjoy beating kids.
Neither do I but I enjoy corrupting on all levels, and that logically must include children.

>but Maria is just... I dunno, she has it too rough with her unadequate wreck of a mother.
Boring. You know Maria deserves it. All characters deserve it.

>Even Ange, who had a shitty childhood and had to make even more imaginary friends than Maria?
God yes. Did you not see my list a thread ago on how I would break Ange through blackmail and bullying? Having a shitty childhood and past doesn't matter. Just as it doesn't matter to you that Bernkastel had a shitty life.

>Even Beatrice, with her frilly dress
Well Kinzo tied her to his bed and built a mansion around that bed, so I think he had it covered.

>Even Rosa, which is the bitchiest bitch that isn't a witch and got hitched
Rosa is in dire need to be broken. The entire reason she's suffering is because she is in need of a man to rely on.

>Even Zepar, who may or may not be a trap?
No. I don't swing that way. However, an absolute degenerate would not let gender get in the way of his pleasure.

>>15658359
There is only so many times I can repeat myself before giving up.
But the quest for the truth requires endless repetition, so meh.

>>15658380
Everytime? Anyway, you're never going to find the truth, neither I. Why not simply enjoy life?

>>15658387
I've already found the truth.
Power, sex, causality, duality.
All I can do is show people the way.

>>15658395
You forgot optimism, self restraint and unlimited patience.

>>15658395
But that's so boring. Be more simplistic and stop thinking so much. You're going to be more happy in a world were still exist things unknown for you.

>>15658398
You made me giggle. You know, it's probably that you're going to be deleted for talking to him.

>>15658395
Also, you lack of those two first ones.

>>15658380
>No, those are your qualities for a perfect ass, not requirements to be spankable. All that is required for someone to be spankable is to have an ass. It's qualities only intencifies the spanking results.
But an ass is nothing if it's not attached to a person, so ultimately, you end up wanting to spank a person because who she is rather than just because she has a nice ass.
And Bernkastel has the perfect attributes, requirements, whatever you choose to call it to deserve a spanking. Even if her ass was flat (which probably is since she's a little girl), she would still be spanking material for the reason I gave earlier.

>It doesn't matter if she lead 18 or 1000 people to their death
It does. It is a sin to bear. She needs to pay for all the death she caused.

>All that matters is her baseline attitude.
Mmm?

>Her apathy only makes it more engaging to break.
Apathy... What a good joke. She spends too much time making faces to be considered apathic. See pic related. And that's not her worst frown.
I want her to make that face when I tell her it's time for her daily spanking.

>You know Maria deserves it.
Sakutarou's death and the beatings her mother give her, in front of the other kids aren't enough?

>Did you not see my list a thread ago on how I would break Ange through blackmail and bullying?
I didn't really paid much attention to it because you also talked about sex, and blackmail sex isn't my favourite flavour.

>Rosa is in dire need to be broken. The entire reason she's suffering is because she is in need of a man to rely on
Rosa's problem is that she suffers from a really poor self-esteem. She treats her daughter like a dead weight and a retard, and when her boyfriend start telling her she shouldn't let Maria alone, Rosa goes full apeshit and accuse him of wanting to hitch her because she's a single mother.

>>15658398
Optimism is within duality.
Optimism and cynicism. Opposites.
Duality.

>>15658399
I don't know how much more simplistic I van be.
Though simplicity and complexity are within duality, so meh.

>>15658417
Optimism is within duality but optimism itself isn't the same as duality.
There's a complete difference between a person who's solely optimistic and one who has that said duality.

>>15658415
Oh, fuck off with this shit.
>>15658417
I'm bored..

Fucking perverts. I wish everyone would be dead.

>>15658429
t. Beatrice

>>15658429
How will you make everyone die the death?

>>15658432
Bah

>>15658427
>I'm bored.
Me too, I'm running in circles. Insanity something something over again something something.

>>15658420
>Optimism is within duality but optimism itself isn't the same as duality.
No shit. One side cannot be two sides.
>There's a complete difference between a person who's solely optimistic
Even if a person is entirely optimistic, cynicism will always exist.

>>15658432
Probably by sentencing everyone to death.

>>15658438
I need distraction, and you're not helping in being uninteresting. Why don't you die?

There's a spanking thread on /d/. You can talk there if you want.

>>15658447
My solution to boredom is usually masturbation.
If not try playing Lethal Operation, GHost9/Hack9 Installments or Black Maria Overdrive. Those are a few of my favorite games that are of considerably small size. thus fast to download and spend your time with on spot

>>15658453
Die

>>15658456
That's rude. I was trying to help out

>>15658459
Die Die

Why can't R07 write properly? He makes lots of things unnecessary long and drawn out, god. I hate this shit.

>>15658465
>implying you don't love it
hehe

>>15658453
Masturbation and sex, but mostly just the feeling of euphoria and zen caused by Dopamine, only creates the sensation of calmness and happiness. It does not relieve boredom. That's like telling a person they can relieve boredom if they take drugs. Although there is an irony of sorts to recommend hedonistic pleasure of gaming compared to another hedonistic pleasure of drugs.

It's rather all boring.

>>15658461

>>15658476
>someone saved my shitty drawing
I feel so happy.

I wonder if anyone noticed that the DEATH DEATH was made to look like a sword/knife?

>>15658476
I like you.

>>15658032

>>15658480
>my shitty drawing
Woah! You suck, limp dick.

Since nobody is answering to me, I guess I made my point about Buttkastel.

I can resume wanting to beat her.

>>15658480
It looks like a fish.

>>15658484
They picked on it very quickly.

>>15658492
I'm tired of you and your fetishes, Stanley. Die.

>>15658484
Can't find it in the archive.

>>15658484
God, that is hilarious. Though it would have been even better if it was written from Yasu's pov.

Well, I proved my point. Bernkastel is a bitch and deserve a spanking. The Ushiromiyas are okay.

>>15658493
I don't know. It looks like a dagger from a video game.
>>15658510
I was just about to call you worthless, but I can't find it so I'm going to shut up. It's not there.
>>15658522
Yeah, yeah, whatever.

>>15658537
>It looks like a dagger from a video game.
Yeah, that's what I modeled it after. I wanted to make it a sword but it just didn't work with the size of the DEATH DEATH

It's a little strange that all the Higurashi girls got in spanking pictures while Umineko has Bernkastel and a lot more character but almost no lewd at all.

>>15658547
Uh-huh, very interesting.
>>15658548
Shut up damn you!

>>15658551
Bernkastel smooth, white, bare ass.

Witches are perfect bodies, even with all the sweets they eat, they never grow fat. Imagine Bernkastel's butt, a little underdevelopped because of her young age, but trembling and firm under your hand.

This is what you refuse to believe in.

>>15658551
Bernkastel's smooth, white, bare ass, shivering as you slowly remove all the layers protecting it. Her skirt, her panties, and then you pull her tail out of the way.
Witches have perfect bodies, even with all the sweets they eat, they never grow fat. Imagine Bernkastel's butt, a little underdevelopped because of her young age, but trembling yet firm under your hand.
This is what you refuse to believe in.

>>15658560
Why do you have an obsession with spanking a little girl? What is wrong with you?

>>15658573
Are you saying Bernkastel shouldn't be spanked?
Have we played the same game?

>>15658563
No thank you, I'm not gay. You can have her if you want.

>>15658578
>I'm not gay
Oh my god, a woman on 4chan!
So, did you like Umineko? What do you think of it?

Beside the whole "this isn't Higurashi at all" thing.

>>15658575
Bern did nothing wrong. Don't bully her.

>>15658584
Stanley pls, shut up.

>>15658586
She was responsable for Erika. That already deserves a spanking.

Also, I remember that now, but wasn't Erika to blame for some of the crimes? I thought the culprit couldn't be the murderer?
Or am I mixing episodes again between the game she plays with Beato and Battler and the game she plays against GM Battler?

>>15658584
Fucking christ, don't start this again.

>>15658596
I'm going to ignore him, don't worry.

>>15658573
>little girl
She's older than you.

Also, Bernkastel is the manifestation of a bunch of fat virgins on the internet trying to solve a mystery. HAHAHAHA!

>>15658595
Is someone once again TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY ERIKA?

>>15658608
Stupid dumb erika poster. Your waifu is imperfect.

>>15658611
Yeah. Remember when Sherlock Holmes mutilated dead bodies? No?

THAT'S BECAUSE THAT'S NOT SOMETHING REALY DETECTIVE DO.

>>15658613
Meant for >>15658611 I'm stupid too I suppose.

>>15658563
>Bernkastel's smooth, white, bare ass, shivering as you slowly remove all the layers protecting it. Her skirt, her panties, and then you pull her tail out of the way.
Boring. You're only detailing an idealized ass and moment rather than something that can be attributed to Bernkastel alone except for the random latch ditch effort characterization of the tail.
Example.
>Satoko's smooth, white, bare ass, shivering as you slowly remove her dark black nylons protecting it. Her skirt, her panties, and then you spread her buttcheeks for the perfect view
It's boring. You might as well be talking about lolis.

Ironically, these types of talks are the norm in waifu threads, which isn't surprising since it's idealized discussions about idealized moments of idealized partners.
It lacks realism.

>>15658595
>She was responsable for Erika. That already deserves a spanking.
That's stupid. The mystery fans created Erika, not Bernkastel.

>wasn't Erika to blame for some of the crimes? I thought the culprit couldn't be the murderer?
You're remembering wrong.

>>15658624
>The mystery fans created Erika, not Bernkastel
If that's the case then why do Erika obeys BernkASStel?

Checkmate.

>>15658614
She's a special detective.

>>15658618
The entire humanity is an imperfect organism, or rather the concept of living organisms itself is lacking, but we still go with it. I fill my wife's missing spot caused by insanity by adding my own peculiar tastes to the equitation

>>15658614
Erika is a meta literary detective. She's not a real detective. All detective in detective fiction exist within the confines and realism of the real world. However, Erika is created by mystery fans in an attempt to create the perfect detective in a literary work (the forgeries) within a literary work (Umineko)
Sherlock would never kill people because that would have real world consequences. Erika killing the family has no consequences because they're already dead.

>>15658595
What was the point of Erika's character really? Or generally, what was the point of ep5 and ep6?

>>15658647
Having a detective, since Battler sided with Beatrice.

>>15658628
Not that anon, but Stanley, can I ask you something please? You're the same anon that started reading Umineko not long ago, right? The one that always posted his opinions and thoughts about the VN. Just curious.
>>15658642
How someone can trully love something it doesn't exist?

>>15658653
>How someone can trully love something it doesn't exist?
We already talked about this last thread.

>>15658657
I didn't paid attention. Now, tell me why.

>>15658595
Yasu is easily the shittiest character in the entire franchise. I liked the parts when Bern pawned that idiot and bullied her/him.

>>15658667
>shittiest character
>not Gaap

>>15658642
>She's a special detective.
Yes a special kind.

>>15658647
Beatrice wrote ep 1-2
Tohya wrote ep 3-4 and published it on the internet.
The mystery fans (the goats) got interested in Tohya's work but complained that Battler was shit, so they asked to put their own detective to see if they can get more information and solve what happened on the island. They created a mary sue detective that knew detective tropes and prepared in advance for the murder. Natsuhi was a red herring but the reader was stuck with Natsuhi the entire time, so you as the reader knew she wasn't the culprit, however, the mystery fans were fooled and told Erika to follow Natsuhi. The mystery fans got tricked and solved nothing.

In ep 6, Tohya allowed them to try another time but he planned to just fuck around with them by creating a scenario where everyone was faking being dead. The mystery fans were pissed at how they were humiliated in ep 5 and told Erika to just mess up the gameboard and trap Tohya in a logic error. After Tohya got out, he closed the gameboard and was never seen again.

The point of Erika threefolds. Firstly, she's an example of the extremes of truth and rationality. She is also a representation of the quote from Arthur Conan Doyle ''It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.''. And finally, Erika is a representation of an actual Mary sue of how bullshit most detectives are but with a meta spin. And she's a shit for never solving anything.

Oh, escapism. I understand now, but you can't escape forever.

>>15658674
And who brought Erika in the meta? Bernkasstel did.

>111 new posts

Gee I wonder which two morons decided to drop by again

>>15658667
Yasu is little more than a mouthpiece. She literally has no other function than represent the murderer.

>>15658668
Most of the fantasy characters were shit, the only good ones were Eva-Beatrice and Ronove.

>>15658692
Except the part where she's, you know, not the murderer.

>>15658696
At least Eva-Beatrice is relevant on a meta level. Ronove, Virgilia, Gaap and that other dude I'm forgetting all appear in one episode and then become backgrounds characters.

>>15658690
Both

I love to play and destroy so much.

>>15658697
How is she not the murderer?

>>15658642
Mah special Nigga

what happened?

>>15658765
Mod.

>>15658763
Funny thing is that my family from my mother's side always had this slogan of "You can fix everything as long as you have duct tape"
She's meant for me in every possible way

>>15658787
You mean Jan itor

>>15658797
Jan Titor

>>15658793
>"You can fix everything as long as you have duct tape"
Remember kids. It's rape if it involves ductape

I wonder where riddle anon go. His riddles and the other guys trying to solve them always seemed quite interesting to me. I miss it.
>>15658765
God.

>>15658806
No worries, I'll let you try your hand at solving a riddle once I come up with a new one. I need to make sure that I tune the difficulty correctly this time though.

>>15658824
I'm glad to hear that. Seeya.

>>15658765
Janitor decided that talking about Bernkastel was offtopic.

>>15658841
No, the janitor rightly deleted the posts of two ban evading shitposters who frequently derail these threads.

Bernkastel is cute but a major bitch.

>>15658858
It wasn't just those two. A few post were from that ass lover, but he deserve it. For being a pervert!

guys lets talk about the umineko mystery

>>15658754
He is one of those idiots who fell for the Rudolf/Kyrie theory.

>>15658871
Spamming that shit the past three threads is just as much a nuisance anyhow.

>>15658875
I half-expected a gif here.

>>15658871
>he doesn't like ass
Disgusting.

>>15658872
Want to converse regarding the wonders of 588?

>>15658880
>he
Stanley, you disappoint me.

>>15658872
The biggest mystery for me is how does loli Ange's pussy and butthole taste.

>>15658894
Tastes like chorizo

>>15658894
Hey, why do you try so hard to annoy me?

>>15658894
Little girls usually smell like lemons, so I'm guessing something similar to that

>>15658894
The biggest mystery is why I can find Rika getting spanked but not Bernkastel or any of the Umineko girls for that matter.

Did they all got scared by the plot?

Oh, janny found me. It's time to leave.
>>15658905
Stop.

There's a huge amount of fanart about Higurashi, but almost nothing about Umineko.

And I guess RGD and Higanbana get even less.

>>15658897
Burger would be better.

>>15658901
Is there a big difference between taste and smell?

>>15658894
>>15658901
>>15658905
>>15658917
I'm going to destroy you.

>>15658917
In my opinion, no.
The basic essence remains, but of course you can't understand the difference in acidity, spice burns and whatnot. Not that you needed me to point that out for you to know.

>>15658914
But at least Umineko have great fanart.

>>15658927
Point being, it's extremely similar down to the base, but changes due to oil and other substances can make the two differ.

God, kill this one >>15658927

>you're walking around in hinamizawa
>all of a sudden you hear footsteps behind you
What do

>>15658927
>>15658933
Okay, but the question still remains....why lemon? What is it that connects little girls and lemons? I can't figure it out.

>>15658938
Look behind me, see nothing. Put my headphones and continue listening music.

>>15658941
My personal only experience goes as far as sniffing, so I can't really explain much from that alone without learning more on the subject, but that would turn into a crime, so I'd really rather not.

>>15658932
Rifyu is cool, yeah. It's too bad he limits himself to 4komas.

>>15658938
Reach the logical conclusion that it must have been a witch and walk away calmly.

>>15658941
>>15658946
Why you idiots are not banned while I'm for literally nothing?

>>15658955
>Literally nothing
>Off topic drivel, ban evasion and passive aggressive complaining

Kill yourself

>>15658955
Because you go apeshit over nothing while all we've done is discuss a minor topic for 10 minutes without involving anyone else.

>>15658960
Ah, right. Hmm, okay.

>>15658955
Because we're actually talking about Umineko, witches and riddles.

>>15658969
Doesn't looks like it, but okay. I'm not really complaining. I know I deserve being banned.

>>15658987
I dunno, I posted a lot about my desire to spank Bernkastel while explaining why and most of my posts are still around, so I guess they're on-topic.

Bern is still a bitch. As bad as Featherine, maybe even worse.

>>15659002
Stop responding to it

So the question still remains, why did that stupid Batora chose that transgender subhuman trash over this perfection?

>>15658946
Ohhh. It makes me curious but I understand. I won't press it further.

>>15659002
Honestly, you're okay. There's nothing wrong about you or what you post, it was just the fact that you reply to me and limp dick that make you get deleted so don't worry to much. You're still a pervert though.

I have some questions about ep 2, anyone willing to answer them?

>>15659013
I'm always a pervert. I still try to control it most of the time.
I just have a fetish for spanking little girls and Bernkastel fills so many requirements...

>>15659014
It's been years since I played, but ask anyway. We'll do our best.

>>15659014
No.

>>15659020
Sigh. Well, have fun.

>>15659014
Sure, I finished 2 weeks ago. even if i haven't read Chiru because I'm waiting for MG.

>>15659020

1. How can the furniture see a "blue ocean" by looking at it with love? What does that mean?

2. Beatrice gave them the butterfly brooch to find love, but isn't beatrice part of the same set of personalities? How is beatrice helping them? Also how would reawakening beatrice change their inescapable fate of being furniture? does beatrice represent their deterimnation to find love?

>>15659034
>1. How can the furniture see a "blue ocean" by looking at it with love? What does that mean?
Well that's simple. When you're in love everything seems a lot prettier than it actually is

>>15659034
1. Everything is pretty when you're in love.
2. Yes. That's why Lambdadelta supports Beatrice, because she has the willpower to do the whole Rokkenjima thing.

Reminder to whoever missed OCD/Explanation anon's infodump that there's a complete umineko episode explanation, including some comments to errors he made. Of course that won't answer every misc question, but it's really helpful against getting your head cleared right after finishing Umineko.
I originally saved it in Rich Text format, so the words might come off in a weird location, but here you go regardless.
To be specific, it's the explanation of Ep1 until Ep6, since Ep7 and 8 were pretty self explanatory.
http://pastebin.com/UP7Rqtar

>>15659034
1. It's a metaphor. Love makes everything seem brighter and more vivid.

2. Beatrice is the one who went "fuck this shit, Imma become a witch", when Shkannon resigned themselves to their lot in life. Also, she's probably the closest to the original Yasu.

>>15659072
Or rather, wouldn't it be better if we became more general thread-y by having those greentext pastebin/mega links on the OP?
For example links to the PS3 Sprite patch, links for Ougon Musou Kyoku/CROSS, the mediafire sprite batch, the explanation infodump, things like that.

>>15659094
And the most important of all, actually fucking linking the previous thread

>>15659106
Aren't generals forbidden outside of /vg/?

>>15659118
Not unless we get a /jpg/.

>>15659122
/png/ are better anyway.

>>15659118
No, only /v/ has a rule against generals, they're allowed on all other boards as far as I know

>>15659136
Okay then. If it's forbidden, it'll get deleted anyway.

One more question i have, is about connecting episodes 1-2 with 3-4. To me it seems to story changes alot within the last 2 episodes.. how can I link them together and get one solution?

>>15659118
Have you looked at the catalog?

>>15659163
Weren't they explained as Eva killing everyone?

>>15659167

Episode 3 was basically showing the Eva Culprit theory the whole time. Episode 4 was more as everyone being in on it.

>>15659163
Have you read Chiru? 1-2 are Yasu message bottles. 3-6 are Battler/Ikuko stories. The "mystery" you are solving is the identity of Beatrice and the solutions to the games, which aren't all the same. What actually happened on Rokkenjima is a different story.

>>15659176
I am having trouble seeing the "heart" that connects all the episodes together.. to me episode 3 is just constantly showing eva being guilty with yasu killing on the side. The authors change, but according to ryukishi all the episodes should make one coherent solution together

>>15659180
Because EP3 is a different case where the epitaph is solved and killings still occur. What connects the stories is Beatrice still doing things and the hints about her.

>>15659186
Does the island still blow up?

>>15659228
Yes

>>15659240
I misunderstood then. I thought the bomb thing was a figure of speech to signify that everyone was to be dead at the end.

>>15658647
Erika represents the mystery readers who "have no love". They only look for the facts and find a perverse joy in uncovering the truth, ignoring the story.

Also, I come back in the morning and so many posts are deleted, what happened in this thread?

>>15658938
Hug Hanyuu and tell her it's okay and that she's forgiven.

>>15659345
Hanryuu a cute

>>15659338
What's wrong with only seeing facts and enjoying being superior to others?

>>15659358
Hanyuu not Hanryuu fuck
Every god damn time it gets over 3 AM my brain decides to shit itself

>>15659358
Hanryuu more like ONRYO

OCD/Explanation anon here, I was occupied with some stuff in this last week.

3 things btw

1- Did I missed something cool in the latest threads?
2- Please don't attribute credits to me for the infodumps (as I just seen above), I only posted them in here (it was the work of some other dedicatd goat theorist, as I explained before).
3- Any info on the newest 07th Expansion projects (manga, VN, translations, etc...)?

I anticipatedly thank you for the answers.

>>15659533
*dedicated

sorry for the typo

The whole Shannon/Kanon trick was so fucking cheap...why couldn't we have simply different killers every episode? Fucking hell, Ryukishi.

>>15659542
Pretty sure some anons some weeks ago proved this not to be cheap at all and even discussed about some way more crazy real-life cases.

But yeah, that's your opinion. I personally found it to be genius just like them.

Any time for underrated tracks from Umineko's glorious OST?

I'm starting with this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5t6l_2mM2Q&list=PLF9C12B0C12DC52F7&index=142

>>15659553
>and even discussed about some way more crazy real-life cases
Sounds fun. Examples?

>But yeah, that's your opinion. I personally found it to be genius just like them.
Well yeah everyone has their opinions, the maid is the butler thing just really doesn't cut it for me and left a bad taste in my mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt4GGsj39H8

>>15659562
Most of the non-Executioner tracks from EP7.

>>15659562
Don't know if this is overrated or otherwise but I really like this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOyBGo4vjBg

>>15659591
What's the official name of mind2.ogg?

>>15659533
Let's see.

1- The thread got noticed by some Shkanontrice haters lately and now we are ignoring them the way we can (one example above). Other than that, we are waiting for that tankobon for Hotarubi and shitposting while enjoying the job of nudes anon and the memetic 70s Battler drawning by ryukishi anon.
2- not the one making the general with the links, you might want to say that to the anon with the file (letting a "you" for him bellow)
>>15659072
3- For now, country girl is being TLd and we are waiting for the tankobon for Hotarubi, then, the nice anon can buy us the translation of the first chapters like he did with chapter one.

Other than that, you are not missing much.
New VN players asking questions and stuff, the infodump you posted was pretty helpful for some of them btw, so, props.

Speaking of the soundtrack, this is an absolute must listen. Unused Xaki tracks along with the ones he did use.

>>15659581
The thread got deleted, sorry, I can't help you with that (I'm a newfag when it comes to the archived things).

But they told us there were a bunch of stories even on wikipedia about these infamous imposters, one of them pretty much impersonated like 5 different people in a military party, of all events, and got away before being discovered (and he didn't even used anything more sofisticated than make-up, wigs, etc...).

I kinda want to read some stuff about this, now that I remembered this. Gonna search a bit about these people, sounds like a nice plot for a spy flick or something imo

>>15659600
Mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi_8gujWJMc

>>15659638
Well, I understand THAT case because they professional spies probably but that a simple servant could do it....meh, not believing it.

>>15659638
Here you go
>>/jp/thread/S15603191#p15618905

>>15659678
Yeah, that one. That's probably my favorite track in Umineko.

There's also another "thinking" track, that sounds a bit like a clock.

>>15659562
Cool that you provided a link with all the tracks in a playlist, anon.

Here one of my favorites, actually (I agree EP7's tracks are quite underrated in a way):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYl1hLAPoRc&index=62&list=PLF9C12B0C12DC52F7

>>15659682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-5pAmoR5AA

>>15659682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-5pAmoR5AA

Is this it?

Before Dread of the Grave we had Core...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYHy3VnZRp0

>>15659694
>>15659695
Yeah.
Amazing you two could find it just with "sounds like a clock".

Maaaan, the memories. They're coming back.
How many years has it been since I played Umineko?

>>15659706
four

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lfKRZPs7kQ

This one is CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED.

>>15659712
Probably more than that, since in the meantime, I managed to get a diploma, get a job, get fired, become alcoholic, and almost forget my lust for Bernkastel's ass.

>>15659722
Okay, four and two months.

Anyone else got interested in the mystery genre because of Umineko? Could anyone recommend me similar stuff, I mean murder mysteries.

>>15659738
No, but the first thing that comes to mind is Agatha Christie.

>>15659738
The most obvious choice is And Then There Were None, if you haven't read it already. Umineko takes a lot of inspiration from it

>>15659738
Taking from the same old thread (and prob the same anon), someone mentioned quite a few great mystery authors:
>>/jp/thread/S15603191#p15618776

I never read anything from this Takagi guy, so, I can't really judge much further than that. The other authors are amazing for sure though.

>>15659562
Oooooh, certainly this one takes the cake for me. And nobody even remembers it exists for some reason, which is a shame, since it's pretty epic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srAkT72YhCc&list=PLF9C12B0C12DC52F7&index=82

>>15659738
Depends from what you want. Most murder mysteries keep things away from you so that the detective pull them out of his hat.

>>15659738
Magnum PI and Murder She Wrote.

>>15659776
>nobody
Hah! Not be so sure. I remember this one mostly for the use of the piano.

>>15659776
I definitely remember that tone.
But it doesn't sound like anything in Umineko.

>>15659776
>that piano
Holy shit. I'm getting fucking goosebumps from listening to some dumb music.

Humans shouldn't be so vulnerable to music.

>>15659836
You fool. Music is everything.

>>15659755
>>15659761
I haven't read it yet but I have been planning to get into Christie. Thanks.

>>15659769
Much appreciated. Wrote down those names so I wouldn't forget them.

>>15659794
Well, my wet dream would be something like a mystery+slasher horror combined. Gory killings but also a nice plot and mystery which challenges me to find out who the killer is.

Why is Beatrice enjoying the cruel show put on by Eva? I thought Beatrice was just acting to be the part.. but it seems she genuinely enjoys it.

>>15659840
Letting out that good old random off-topic obscure reference here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA4nqjjlOKc

>>15659841
Anon pls, all of those authors are very well known.

>>15659841
I'd rather have a good atmosphere. I really, really loved Higurashi because it relied on sounds and ambience as much as music.
So you had Keiichi walking in Hinamizawa, complaining about the heat while hearing the cicadas. Really made you feel like you were next to him, panting and sweating as you were running down corridors.
Umineko has some really good music, but not enough atmosphere. That's my main beef with it.

>>15659840
I don't like my emotions being controlled so easily by a song.

>>15659853
Because mental problems.

But seriously, who didn't enjoy it?

>>15659866
I thought the whole cruel witch thing was just an act.

>>15659857
Never watched this anime, but I'm going to do it now. Later.
>>15659863
>I don't like my emotions being controlled so easily by a song.
Then we can't be friend. Music is one of the few thing I can never get bored.

>>15659853
Because emotions, repressed frustration, all that.

>>15659776
And there's that one, who manages to make Georges not boring : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEMLNCTkzdM

>>15659879
"Hikaru no Go" is a great anime, but expect very serious business stuff with Go instead of your usual shounen sport anime.

Like, a less mature Ping Pong the Animation.

>>15659858
Hah, I have only heard of Christie, Conan Doyle and Poe out of those. And that is still only heard, I didn't read anything from them /except one or two short stories from Poe/.

>>15659863
I liked Higurashi's atmosphere too but I thought episode 1 of Umineko was the best. Lots of tension and paranoia, getting stuck in a mansion on an island far away from help.

>>15659870
I think it was just Battler trying to view Yasu through rose-tinted glasses. In truth, Yasu isn't less of a scumbag than any of the Ushiromiyas.

>>15659893
That moment was so exaggerated. Beautiful music, full of emotion.
>>15659912
I will try my best. I love silly things too.

>>15659893
>George
>not posting Victima propiciatoria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HJKJxQRmgc

>>15659797
I am hesitant to get into these. What should I expect?

>>15659923
Hm, I actually meant the opposite, man.

Besides being less mature (in a sense that most of the messages and content are for adult viewers/readers), it still is quite a serious story in that sense.

I still can't believe it used to be published in Shounen Jump, of all Shounen magazines with most of the content being purely well thought legit strategies, tips and great Go games, while the rest is pretty much a soft Bildungsroman story with well developed characters.

>>15659957
Oh, sorry. I didn't read your post correctly. It doesn't matter, I'm sure I'll enjoy it. How many episodes?

>>15659914
Because Umineko's first episode was actually written like Higurashi, except that it added claustrophobia, making the whole thing more intense.

>>15659923
This is the only reason I still remember the music YEARS later. It was extremely silly in retrospect, but pretty intense back then.

>>15659986
75 episodes. Also, it's a really nice ride to marathon overall, since it's so addicting after the first couple of build-up episodes, so I hope you have fun with it.

It's always a pleasure to recommend cool anime for you all (/jp/ got me into Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu some years ago, and I'm forever greatful for that).

>>15660006
>greatful
grateful*

sorry for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDPJuAxZaOo
I love the first 20 first seconds. Reminds me a bit of Deus Ex for some reason.

>>15660006
Thank you, I think I'm going to start watch it now.
>>15660017
No worries.

>>15660006
>>15660031

I also loved this anime when I was younger.

Don't you guys forget there's also that neat 1-hour special sequel, it's also worth watching (you will need, because it's one of those series that let you begging for much more of the same.

I dislike the idea of someone who is not interested in music. It's the same as not being interested in being happy. Can a boring person like that really exist? Yeah, I'm talking to you.
>>15660039
Thanks for the advice. Well, time to go.

Oh yeah. And to the Anon who asked earlier why I wouldn't spank Maria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GxfJ40eDas
Can you want to spank a cute girl who has such a nice Tim Burton-esque theme?

>>15660039
Yeah, that too. Be sure to watch it.

My apologies, completely forgot to mention it above.

>>15660050
Yet again, "have a nice (day)" time with it.

>>15660059
God dammit, you.

>>15660069
Keep whining. At least Youtube didn't put Tunakk Tunak Tun in the middle of a Umineko playlist.

>>15660059
Which one plays when Erika tries to marry Battler?

Best song
Shame that it is Maria's bullying theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpI8bYi6QX0

>>15659797

Mystery and whoodunit fun. "Oh shit I didn't see that coming" without being too grimdark (although Magnum does get fucking dark in some continuity episodes)

>>15660112
The only Magnum I know is a giant with a giant pedophile moustache and a nice car.

Shit

>>15660112

Was for

>>15659951

>>15660115

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDv5kizY8oE

>>15660124
Yeah, that's the one.
There's another Magnum that is into murder mystery?

>>15660124
>that gay as fuck laugh
What the hell.
I want that guy in Rokkenjima.

>>15660139

No. That Magnum is into murder mystery.

>>15660153
THAT Magnum?

>>15660147
He would surely be good friends with Kinzo.

>>15660153
Okay.

After wanting to spank Bernkastel, now I want to spank Lucifer too.

>>15660162

That Magnum. It's a good show.

Especially the spookies with ghosts or the episode where he has to confront gooks from his past.

>>15660099
Grey Empty Smile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPkKuKc4-2I

Pretty cool if you ask me.

>>15660174

Don't spank the stakes.

>>15660180
I question ShKannon's sexuality, for her to imagine her former fellow maids with such lewd outfits.

>>15660196

>>15660112
>>15660124
Fuck downloading season 1 now.

>>15660147
He would be a better detective than Batora-kun, that's for sure.

>>15660207
I... I need a really cold shower.

>>15660208
Sometimes I think even Ken Levine or Phillip Burnell would be better detective than Battler.

>>15660227

>>15660220
It's just a butt

im having trouble understanding episode 3.. what was the whole point with shannon/ kanon reviving? was that a hint about yasu?

>>15660261
Watch closely the Stakes' uniform. You can see their navels. Their clothes are tight enough that you can see their navel.
Imagine how it goes in their butts, how it presses against their delicate buttocks. Imagine how much of a torture it would be if they were to be spanked, their uniform always pressing against their chastised butts, always... I really need a cold shower.

>>15660262
Just accept that it was magic and Beatrice exists. More logical than the whole Yasu/Shkanon thing.

>>15660274
>Imagine how much of a torture it would be if they were to be spanked, their uniform always pressing against their chastised butts, always
I don't quite understand the appeal
You'll have to go into detail

>>15660280
Magic doesn't exist. Grow up.

>>15660060
I'm loving the opening. I have a nice feeling about this one. Now that we're talking about books and stuff, what are some good mystery anime out there? Preferably before 2010, I love classics. Something like Gosick, excellent music and I still remember Kujo and Victorique. Cutest couple.
>>15660124
It looks funny. I'm going to watch it too, when I have the time to do it.
>>15660174
Grrr! You again.

>>15660283
Ex-ists! Uu--!

>>15660282
Imagine the pain as these tight, tight uniform are squeezing the stakes's bodies.
Imagine spanking one. Her uniform is so tightened it constantly digs between her asscheeks, pressing and squeezing her freshly spanked bottom. She wants to pinch her uniform and pull it, just a bit to let some fresh, cold air carress her hot chastised butt, but she cannot.
Imagine the torture.

>>15660300
No, it doesn't exist.
>>15660305
Tsk. So annoying.

>>15660280
I wish Ryukishi was less obvious with what Kinzo did to his daughter Beatrice.

It was enough to imply he used her to satisfy his love. There was no need to have her begging.

>>15660280
>>15660283
>>15660300
Wasn't there a picture like that where two guys are arguing and sperging before being revealed to be Beatrice and Battler shitposting?

>>15660370
This one?

>>15660384
Pretty sure that's the one anon is talking about.

>>15660384
Yes, that one. I thought for sure it was schroedinger, but I couldn't find it on Danbooru.

>>15660313
>No, it doesn't exist.
Riiiiiiight? Are you saying it was the transgender maid/butler then?! How come nobody noticed anything? Are you an idiooooot???! *cackle*cackle*

>>15660384
I wonder how hilarious Umineko would be if they all acted like internet trolls.

>>15660421
>implying Battler and Beatrice arguing didn't turn into shitposting-tier discussion at almost the beginning

>>15660437
It went shit pretty quickly, especially since Battler is extremely stubborn.

>>15660415
>Are you saying it was the transgender maid/butler then?
Yeah.
>How come nobody noticed anything?
People are stupid, more news at 11.
>Are you an idiot?
I'm not obliged to answer that question.

what the fuck is it with these threads and spanking fetishists?

>>15660461
It's literally just one anon. A very perverted one.

>>15660461
What? People can't talk about Japanese visual novels anymore?

>>15660280
TOP KEK, Rosatrice guy still around after all this years, the butthurt is real.

>>15660289
Good mystery anime from way before?

Boogiepop Phantom for sure (though you might want to read some of the books, because things are more implicit than Umineko without them).

Monster is also great. And so is Ghost Hound (different kind of mystery though). That Agatha Christie one is also not bad it kinda loses big part of its charm however).

There's also good old Higurashi, of course, Shiki (same atmosphere) and also the gigantic Meitantei Conan.

Similar to Umineko we have pretty much every single anime by Ikuhara (symbolism mystery galore), Kaiba (in a sense) and Mousou Dairinin (same as Kaiba).

Now, for a completely different kind of mystery, we also have Serial Experiments Lain (8deep10u, you will have a harsh time trying to understand half of the things happening until you rewatch a couple of times), Takarajima (more like mysterious adventure), Tatami Galaxy (life lesson mystery) and Shinsekai Yori (dystopian post-apocalyptical fantastic mystery).

Yep, those are all I got in mind right now (and very few are from the murder mystery genre really).