/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for succulove!

Second for charybdis are gross and digusting!

Can love overcome anything?

Dragon love!

>>15647421
No, but it usually doesn't hurt.

I want this as my boss

Remember to love the mouse you never knew you lived with.

>>15647431
She probably ate the roach poison I scattered all over my kitchen.

>>15647426
>No
Wrong answer, you go to the tentacle pit.

>>15647430
You want her to give you a raise just by pampering her?

>>15647421
Only if it's strong.

>>15647430
But she's old and is creepy with male employees.

>>15647446
All love is strong, we're talking about love, not some crush.

>>15647452
Some loves are stronger than the others. I'm talking about dimension breaking love.

>>15647439
Sound like it was the right answer after all!

I mean... NOOOOO!!

Just going to post this again, I don't think Gazerfag caught it last thread.
>>15636961

Basically, got together with Snib to commission a picture of a gazer with my personal favourite girl, to post on Gazerfag's birthday.
The basic idea was a little gazer, who can naturally levitate, supporting an equally little anubis as she casts a levitation spell on herself to fly for the first time.
Oh, and there's some easily found easter-eggs adorning the gazer too.
Snib did a fantastic job on this, and as always, he's a downright great guy to hang with.

So from one waifufag to another, happy belated birthday, Gazerfag!
Hope you like the full image!

https://my.mixtape.moe/txkujs.png

>>15647438
No, just that thing you were saving for a rainy day.

>>15647464
That's really pretty.

>>15647460
All monstergirls love strongly enough their husbands.

>>15647464
>So from one waifufag to another, happy belated birthday, Gazerfag!
>Hope you like the full image!
Fucking alps.

>>15647474
No they don't, they just want his energy. It's more like dependence or imprinting than anything.

>>15647421
Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

>>15647481
Not true, please paladin go, you're not gonna find a husband here.

>>15647474
I don't know, Anon. I think my love for my monster is stronger than the love that some random MG feels for her random husband.

See >>15647464 Gazerfag and some other waifufags have that little dimension breaking love I was talking about.

>>15647488
no it can not

>>15647495
>I think my love for my monster is stronger than the love that some random MG feels for her random husband
But you don't know anything about those random ones.

>>15647495
But anon, you and your waifu are just a couple of randoms to that other guy.

>>15647488
Everything you love dies, Otacon.

>>15647481
>>15647501
I want pessimistic people to go, there's enough already with me here.

>>15647446
Spend my lunch hour in her office every day

>>15647505
>>15647504
No we are not. You don't know about me and my beautiful sunset Dragon? What's that anon, are you living under a rock?

>>15647519
I don't know anon, my vampire waifu does not let me leave her castle, much less talk to other WHORES, just like she says.

I love zombies because they are great listeners

>>15647514
It's okay. You'll sit here with your hope and love until the soul crushing reality catches up with you.

Then, you can try to hide your misery with transparent attempts at apathy and cynicism.

One of us.

>>15647531
Zombies love you because they love you.
>ywn feel unconditional love

Stop raping the word love.

>>15647536
and that is why I like them more that Wights that I didn't meet as a zombie first

What does each species say when catcalling a guy?

>>15647544
Love love love love love

>>15647544
It sounds like you need a Yeti.

>>15647558

What about an attack yeti bodyguard

>>15647549
>Any snow/ice related mg
"Hey there pretty boy, you wanna have a ice time?"

>>15647544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsxtImDVMig

>>15647547
Both are Olev for entirely different reasons. A Wight you didn't raise is likely centuries old. She could tell you all kinds of stories, introduce you to all sorts of people, Is likely filthy rich. Has powerful and ancient traditional values.

Two different strokes for two entirely different folks.

http://pastebin.com/ddgt3Myt

>>15647528
Are you calling my waifu a whore? She can take down whole kingdoms and your little house wouldn't be different.

>>15647563
So they can aggressively snuggle your enemies?

>>15647578
Hi, Beast.

>>15647579
Well not really, that's what my waifu says.

But if she says it, it must be true.

>"Anon, it would be highly advantageous for both of our studies if you were to offer your body as a test subject for my research."
>"I shall put your name on the paper next to mine so you'll have partial credit."

>>15647580
they're trained in the finest close quarters cuddling tactics passed down the yeti line for generations

>>15647573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA

>>15647594
If your waifu is that insecure she must be pretty lame

>>15647591
Hi
I forgot to ask people whether or not I should continue it.

>>15647595
What if I'm not interested?

Hellwan best monster girl

>>15647595
50% credit or no deal

>>15647549
Wight: "Je t'aime, mon chéri."

Dragon: "I want to make you into my precious."

Lich: "Come, it is time to make science."

Succubus: "Hey, want a match? My pussy and your dick <3!"

Tanuki: "Ohhhh! Ohhh my God! The way you handled those dollar bills at the register! HNNNNNNF! I LOVE YOU!"

Arachne: "You know what's better than Horse Pussy? SPIDER EPIGYNE."

Ushi-Oni: [Maniacal laughter and the sounds of breaking drywall, as well as vise-like hugging]

Manticore: "My tailpussy ain't gonna fill itself, fuckboi."

Balrog: "W-Who needs a stupid ring anyway. I just wanted to be your precious."

>>15647595
>"Nice try, Kelpy. I know that's a marriage application."
>"I'll sign it myself."

>>15647595
50% and some heavy cuddling and you got a deal

>>15647616
>Tanuki: sorry m8 no checks just loads of money
>she slaps the guy with a stack of bills

>>15647616

>spoiler

Holy fuck that's adorable.

Morgoth should have gotten him a Balrog waifu instead of going after those stupid rocks

>>15647549
"Nice butt, bro!"

>>15647603
She's not, she just cares about me a lot.

How much would a Tanuki like coin collections

>>15647610
>"I'll simply find another method in order to convince you of the merit of this venture."
>>15647612
>>15647621
>>15647622
Enjoy married life anons.

>>15647595
That's the closet I'll get to publishing a paper, so I'll take it.

>>15647647
She's kinda unsettling. It'll just drive me off.

>>15647472
Yeah, Snib's really great at the lighting and particle effects. At first I wasn't too sure about the anubis' magic effect, wherever I wanted it to be a bubble, or an aura or cloud, but when I saw this, I thought it was perfect.
The light reflections on the two girls are sublime too.

>>15647479
Tell me your birthday and your favourite girl, and I'll get a picture of an anubis doing something nice with her, too.

>>15647647
>Enjoy married life anons.
But it's just an academic paper?

Today feels like a good day to write.

>>15647682
What if she gains fifty pounds and promises to sit on your face?
>>15647695
That's what the paper is about anon. Don't worry, it's for science. If you enjoy it, that's just a welcome bonus.

>>15647464
>Eye of Horus over one of the gazer's stalks
Neat touch.

>>15647632
Wop it out

>>15647700
Liches already have feet stuff, so I guess facesitting is inevitable.
Hopefully there's some lactation stuff in the future too.

>>15647700
how can marriage be for science

>>15647700
She's still really weird and will do all sorts of bad things to me.

>>15647699
I just posted some work. might do more stuff tomorrow

>>15647699
No day is a good day to write for me anyway

>>15647729
Bummer, man.

>>15647729
So take a break and get back to it when you feel like it.
Considering I've take a break from writing that lasted a year, I may not be the best person to take advice from on this.

>>15647633
> spoiler
If I remember correctly he actually DID in one of the obscure footnotes in Tales Of Middle Earth: Morgoth's Ring or whatever those anthologies of obscure lore are called.

Manwe a shit. SHIIIIITTTTT

>>15647740
I'm on a year break too

>>15647711
>She's still really bad and will do all sorts of weird things to me.
Fixed that for you.
>>15647709
It's mutually beneficial to both fields.

>>15647746

>If I remember correctly he actually DID in one of the obscure footnotes in Tales Of Middle Earth: Morgoth's Ring or whatever those anthologies of obscure lore are called

Holy shit what

>>15647764
Same thing.

>>15647616
>vise-like hugging

>>15647755
More power to you, then. I'm of a mind that if you don't find some manner of enjoyment or compensation out of something, why do it? I like putting the silly shit that runs through my head into a more concrete form. The fact that there are actually a few people that like it, which for fucks sake still shocks the shit out of me, is a side benefit. But I think if you try forcing it, it'll just bite you in the ass and whatever you do churn out will be sub-par for all involved. Take a note from /jp/ and just take it easy.
Again, I'm probably not the best authority on this. I may write, but I don't consider myself a "writer". And I have a tendency to talk out of my ass at times. So take it with a grain of salt.

I want to remove an Ushi's silly eye patch

>come home after a stressful day at school
>you just want to go up to your room and rub one out
>as soon as you walk in, your momster pokes her head out of the kitchen
>"Ah, Anon, I took the liberty of cleaning your room. Try not to let it get so messy next time."
>well, that's one less thing to worry about
>you get to your room and reach for your porn stash hidden under the bed
>what you pull out isn't your porn, but an assortment of erotic magazines focused on mother and son, as well as several photos of your momster posing in lewd outfits
>you still end up masturbating to them

>>15647795
Doesn't that make them a lot more rapey than they already are?

>incest
disgusting

>>15647797
I wonder when I should invite my orc girlfriend to meet her

>>15647801
Just a strange decorative cloth I'd be fine because I trust her

>>15647795

>If I take that patch off, will you die?

>>15647811
>It would be extremely rapey

>>15647797
I couldn't resist an Elf momster, even if she's low-tier compared to other momsters.

>>15647797
I guess she adopted me and there's no husband, right?

'Cause I'm not NTRing anyone and she wouldn't/shouldn't since she's a mg.

>>15647819

>You're a big girl

>>15647797
I'd return her photos, she must have misplaced them

>>15647819
You can't call your own mother low tier, no mattter the species.

>>15647820
Yeah, she is just a lonely cake looking for someone to keep her company.

>>15647797
Why are momsters so good?

>>15647832
Well I'll make sure she isn't either a cake or lonely anymore.

>>15647510
Except his stepmom.

I think.

>>15647797
I want to find a nice husband for my momster so she can leave me alone

>>15647826
>you go back downstairs with the pictures and go to your mom who you hear doing something in her room
>you knock on the door
"Hey mom, can we talk?"
>you hear a loud crash and a rushed "R-Right there!"
>all of a sudden your momster opens the door
>you notice her hair is disheveled, she's sweating, and her legs look like they're about to give out
>"What do you need, h-honey?"
>hand her back her pictures
"You left these in my room, shouldn't they be in an album?"
>her head tilts ever so slightly and she starts laughing in a manner you can only describe as 'maniacal'
>the next thing you recall is your momster grabbing you by the collar and throwing you onto her bed
>that was the beginning of your momsters new "training regiment"

>>15647864
There is a paladin down the road that might work

>>15647864
You're gonna be her husband.

>>15647803
>Showing an elf your orc gf
Do you want your mom to cry because you are breaking her heart by not marrying a nice elven girl

Smokey and the Bandit with monster girls?
>Sheriff Justice is an Echidna
>Junior is a Jubjub
>Snowman's a Yeti
>Bandit's a Cheshire
>Frog's a shota

>>15647616
>Wight: "Je t'aime, mon chéri."
I hate this meme. A pox on the faggot that started it. I bite my thumb at thee

>>15647864
But anon, you're the husband.

>>15647866
Lucky lad.

>>15647869
I want her to be happy, not dead

>>15647871
>>15647880
I will not fall into the clutches of evil. I want to date a nice, genki girl that is my age.

>>15647882
He's old enough his eyes aren't as great and elves look human enough

If you marry your adoptive mom you're mixing the love of a mother and the love of a wife, which makes it the ultimate form of love.

>>15647887
Who said adoptive?

>>15647891
Anon did.

>>15647891
Explain

Why do monster daughters have a strange incest phase that they go through

>>15647898
Not all of them go through it.

>>15647887
It's better to mix the love of an older sister and the love o a wife. It's the ultimater form of love. And that way you dont have to worry about NTRing your dad.

>Dad marries a monster
>Moves to the country
>Monster already has an older daughter
>She lives in the city
>You end up moving in with her to do highchool and uni

>>15647898
Can it be helped that they think the world of their daddy?

Particularly heartbreaking are the cases where the father is a widower.

>>15647897
It's weird when your relatives get corrupted.

>>15647621
>kelp
It's a lich you mongol.

>>15647910
I was obviously talking about single moms. Why the hell would you think about NTRshit.

Don't mistake the species of the monster you are talking to or she will get mad

>>15647910
Why must you assume that the Momster is married 100% of the time?

>>15647914
If she was human theres nofmally a father, which makes it haram.

>>15647925
normally*

>>15647912
Bu they need to realize their mother would want them to find a cute boy of their own

>>15647916
>>15647924
How else will you have a monster older sister?

>>15647941
>How else will you have a monster older sister?
Human sister monsterizes, or by way of time fuckery like in Gaufs Wock story.

Anyways, we were talking about moms, not onee-sans.

>>15647941
She's NBR?

>>15647923
>"I AM NOT A RAT!!"

>>15647948
Oh sorry shrew

Do boys belong to their onee-sans or to their childhood friends?

It's late.
Post spooky waifus.

>>15647955
The answer is yes

>>15647955
To the highschool friend.

>>15647955
Can your onee-san be your childhood friend as well?

>>15647915
it's a joke on how wavy and green her hair is, ya dip

>>15647955
The former obviously

>>15647956
That's a real SOFT looking waifu. .

>>15647968
Well yes, but imagine they're different individuals this time.

>>15647956
were you expecting some cute girl?

>>15647981
Yes.
And I hit the jackpot.

>There are too many single monstergirls applying to adopt a human boy, and not enough of the later
>Monstergirls end making groups more chances of getting one
>Anon ends with more than one mother lusting after him

>>15647956

>>15647923
Gonna call an alp the cutest little succubus I ever met

>>15647985
To have more chances*

>>15647984
and then anon and his skeleton wife rattled their bones

>>15647985
What if after they adopt him they realize they just want to raise him instead of fuck him

>>15648003
Nonsense

>>15647956
>tfw no one cares about Hasshaku-sama

>>15648011
I'm not a fan of shota but I fucking love his work.

>>15648011
I've seen her posted enough times to know it's not true.

>>15648007
but they see how cute he is and realize he will need a girl his age

>>15647956
>I don't have any sexy local legends

>>15648025
No girl will ever love him like they do.

>>15648030
But he needs one true love not a harem

>>15647956

>>15647956

>>15648032
It can be just two moms, which makes it bigamy, and is better than harems.

I like flat chested ghosts

Quick! give me something comfy!

>>15648052
A vibrating slime to lay down in

>>15648052
Death.

>>15648052
Your waifu.

>>15648052

Warm baths are comfy

>>15648056
>slime waifu functions as an automatic massage cushion
Nice. One more reason to get onboard the slime girl bandwagon.

>>15648039
I tried to write something for this but there are too many things making my brain no good. I'll just say that I want to be locked in a sarcophagus while this thing molests and rapes me into a quivering mess

>>15648052
Sleeping with a YUGE Wendigo within her cloaks pocket dimension.

How does a dire Alp look like?

>>15648052
Child solider beetles sharing fruit

>>15648073
Like your momma.

>>15648073
Like buff dudes.

>>15648063
That bath does look comfy but that dragon while being very lovely looking, I don't think I should join her in the bath as it feels like a trap in order to assault/ rape me. Also why would she want me to join her and why should i trust her not to try any funny business, is she trying to ask me out on a date?

>>15648084
It's cool. She even has sake for the both of you.

>>15648084

Get in the fucking tub Anon

>>15648084
Just sit on her lap and get molested, slut.

>>15648086
Well in that case I join her in the bath for a date, maybe we can learn abut each other and maybe even get swap stories between us over a drink.

If you are on a street corner after dark you may be approached by monster who want to buy your body

>>15648099
So?

>>15648073
Strongfat or just stronk

Depends on the alp

>>15648093
>>15648096
Well then if she's going to be rude and harmful to me like that, then no I will not join the dragon in the tub. It will teach her that she how to actually get a date and that I want relationship with someone I can trust/share my likes with, not just about having sex with.

>>15648106

>Back talking a dragon

Rest in pepperoni Anon

>>15648099
or you are approached by cops who also want to buy your body and then arrest you

>>15648110
She won't do anything to me, especially since she's so used to always getting what she want's handed to her. The fact I said no to her is something she's never experienced before, and is lesson that might help her one day learn that if you want something you need to earn it rather than taking it by force. plus i have no like for someone as impatient and rude as her, i look for a loving relationship not just sex.

>>15648052
>It's raining
>One of the worst storms you've seen this year
>Luckily, you're not outside
>You're inside, sitting on your couch in front of the TV
>Your troll wife sits down next you you, carrying two mugs of freshly prepared tea, with just a hint of honey and lemon
>You both enjoy your tea, watching some movie on the television, and listening to the patter of the rain when you mute the commercials
>Suddenly, the TV turns off, and the lights go dark
>The storm must be worse than you thought, probably knocked down a power line
>You both stumble around in the dark for a while until you manage to find the candles and matches
>With candles lit and vision restored, you retire to the room with the wood stove
>You load a few logs of firewood into the stove along with a few sheets of crumpled newspaper, and ignite it with a match
>You turn back to see your troll wife seated on the couch, her arms spread, clearly desiring your company
>As soon as you sit next to her, her arms wrap around you, and she rests her head against your chest
>The scent of her hair reaches your nose, a mix of strawberries and fresh flowers
>You wrap an arm around her waist, moving your hand down to her hips, enjoying her soft supple body
>She looks up at you with dreamy eyes, and plants a kiss on your cheek
>You both remain on the couch, simply enjoying the warmth of the stove and each other while the storm rages outside
>As the fire dies down, and the candles burn out, the two of you drift into sleep in each other's arms
>As morning comes you are greeted by the sun, peering through the window
>It seems the storm has passed
>Your troll wife lies next to you on the couch, and once more you are greeted with the scent of strawberries

>>15647606
I say continue, it's nice to see something a tad fresh.

>>15648131

>She won't do anything to me

She'll make you eat all the eggs

>>15648138
I feel envy.

>>15648138
I didn't ask for these feels.

How strong would Cursed Holy Swords be?

>>15648153
Well no thank you, those eggs are probably filled with who knows what and also i'd like to politely refuse by not taking her food. Plus she can use those eggs to snack on while she thinks about how rude and bossy he was with me.

>>15648170
Probably as strong as blessed demonic swords.

>>15648170
What if it isn't a Cursed Holy Sword, but a Holy Cursed Sword.

>Take up the blade and forever be cursed to carry out gods will and gods will alone
>Lay your hands on any woman who isn't your sword and be forever burned.
>Cut anything other than monster scum and be forever sterile

>>15648106
>>15648131
Why so stubborn, just get in there, she promises you'll feel good, and she will give you some money so you can buy some pretty things for yourself.

>>15648172
She is just thinking about your weel being, Anon. The thing about dragons being big bads is just a story told by envious lizardmen that can't get a man.
Dragons are mostly kind and protective unless you piss them the fuck off, which is something you didn't do. So go on Anon, get in the bath and start to talk with her, a small step at a time.

>>15648191
How many bard of gold is she paying you to shill for her?

>>15647970
>fuck up
>"i-it was intentional you know!"

>>15648199
>Projecting this hard
Not even him, but you should probably stop. Plus her hair is a pretty kelpy green. Some one edit it a pale blue

>>15647578
>http://pastebin.com/ddgt3Myt
I have a question Beast.
Are the names of the woman and her mother significant? I can't google it right now and its bugging me.

Would an alp be mad if your called it a succubus

Did more doodles. Tried a Kraken again, and feel like I did worse than before.

>>15648227
Keep at it anon! You're getting better!

>>15648198
C'mon Anon, I'm not getting paid, I just want a fellow comrade to match up with a dragon just like what happened to me. Dragons are too proud to pay just for a small advertising especially if they come from a guy like me.
You can trust me on this one, Dragons won't do you any harm because most of them are actually scared of being hurt.

Can you imagine how many dragons have been turned down because of the fear of being killed by her? Or the fact that she can buy your whole lineage with just a small part of her hoard?
You said you wanted a relationship where you can trust the other side right? So maybe this is the first step, show her a bit of trust by getting into the bath and she'll show you back.


>>15648227
She does look pretty cute.

a real shame the monsters with paws can never sew for you

>>15648224
One of those situations where I imagine it would depend more on intent or perceived intent than anything else. In the sack or as a group description it'd probably be fine, but if you're trying to her feelings it'd sting.

>>15648227
Now for something I forgot about last time. Sketching with lamplight is tedious.

>>15648245
Well since you sound trusting dragon lover and she seems to actually want a relationship with me, I'll join her in the bath so we can start talking in order to get to know each other. As long as she show back my trust and treats me well, i'll not only do the same but tell her that i'm excited to join her in the bath for our first date. I bet she'll gain the biggest smile and blush after i join her in the bath and ask her to tell me more about herself.

How exactly does an inland get rained, hailed, and lightninged on for 5 consecutive hours. Who is responsible for this?

How haughty can a yeti be until she stops being a yeti

>>15647616
Mucus toad: RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15648252
Tried this. Was only partially satisfied, somehow.

>>15648271
Someone just NTRed a ryuu in your general vicinity.

>>15648227
Tentacles are hard to keep consistent, you still did great anyway

>>15648252
I don't know what is going on there, but it needs to stop and that whelp needs to be returned to her dragon mother

>>15648271
Some dude is having an orgy with a bunch of elementals and things are staring to get intense for them.

>>15648232
If you insist.

>>15648245
At least I achieved that, then.

I'm writing a dark and edgy piece that I feel is necessary and am hating every bit of it.

Why can't everything be hugbox.

>>15648280
Very hard. I'd be better off doing 4 simple fat tentacles+2 longer ones in the future.

It's a guy putting a Dragon's horn in his mouth.

>>15648205
If only it's because I'm bored and it was something I was too lazy to mess with originally before kelp even existed.

http://i.imgur.com/Od8COx7.png

>>15648302
The trick is in learning to enjoy the suffering. You have it within you, just bring it out.

>>15648313
>enjoy the suffering
I'd really rather not be that sort of person.

>>15648224
She might be flattered if you believed she was a girl all along

>>15648303
Also, I am somewhat surprised my doodle for another thread was put on a booru along other works of "art". Not really MG related, though.
Just think about gypsie Werecats or belly dancer Succubi with a great tan.

>>15648323
>belly dancer Succubi with a great tan
Why hasn't this been made known to me

What kind of drinking games would monsters play

>>15648341
Spin the bottle...after drink the entire bottle.

>>15648274
If she wants to act like a stuck up princess and expects me to massage her paws on command and make her tea then she's in for a surprise because I'd do it

>>15648341
Strip-drinking.

It's where you drink alcohol and get naked.

>>15648329
Because you aren't in the loop.

>>15648341
Titty Twister

>>15648341
If you cum before you partner you take a drink.
If your partner cums before you she takes a drink.
If you cum at the same time everyone takes a drink.
If you say something stupid drink until you drop dead.

How do you get your Wock nee-san to treat you like a man instead of a little kid?

>>15648391
Play her fat butt like bongos

>>15648391
Get her a box of flying scorpions.

There is an interesting twitter going on right now in japan.

MGEから1少女削除する選ぶことができれば、それは誰でしょうか？

Basically, if you could pick 1 girl to remove from MGE, whom would it be?

>>15648358
would you like to take pity on me and tell me where I can find it?

>>15648396
What a dangerous question

>>15648396
Alps.

>>15648396
How about all parasites?

Would you help a lonely Ryu have a fantasy?

>>15648396
Transgender obviously
Is this even a question?

>>15648396
Alps.

>>15648406
what kind of fantasy?

>>15648398
There is no such drawing, anon. There's a doodle of a tsundere human wench, but no Succubutt belly dancer with a sexy tan and sweat glistening on her navel.

>>15648396

You have a link to this? I'm curious what the answers are.

>>15648406
I'd braid her hair if she's in to that kinda thing. A big fat over the front of the shoulder braid.

>>15648396
Alp. If we only had one furry I'd chose that, but unfortunately there are already two.

>>15648396
Alps
but it doesnt matter, the japs love transgender

>>15648391
Wait until she wants to fuck and then gain a dominant position. Before she can react, tell her honestly and confess your feelings. That you want her to see you as more than her little kid brother, but as her man. Cum inside, and fall asleep with your head between her breasts. Science has proven a 97% chance of her smiling wryly, patting your head and calling you her husband.

>>15648393
Now she's beet red and awkwardly looking away.

>>15648396
Charybdis!

>>15648433
>Charybdis
>Not those SLUT Scyllas
Out with you.

>>15648443
>Scylla
>slut
Sir you forget yourself.

>>15648396
Alps. They are complete fucking cancer. Like the other anon said, I'd choose a furry but there are two.

I like white scaled snakes

>>15648217
Nor really story wise
in outside of that, enyo is a greek war goddess and bellona is her roman equivelant

>>15648450
Albino Lamias or them Shirihebi?

>>15648396
Totally nuke alps. if not them one of the furries.

>>15648452
Yes

>>15648415
>no Succubutt belly dancer
why have you lied to me

>>15648456
So Albino Lamia? Brcause we don't take kindly to liking buttslut sneks 'round these here parts.

>>15648460
I didnct lie. You just misunderstood. Maybe Mari can fulfill your lust for belly dancer Succubi in themed attire?

>>15648461
Why not both at the same time?

>>15648450
They like you
they like you alot
just dont leave

>>15648466
Because not everything needs to be together at once. It's like eating pizza and ice cream together: only a Wurm would do it.

>>15648469
and wurms have advanced intelligence

Is it the duty and privilege of an onee-sama to claim her little brother virginity at the ripe age of 12?

which mg's wouldn't?

would raping someone's little brother and stealing his virginity be considered a crime against the older sister?

>>15648471
Advanced for a single celled organism.

>>15648484
Would it result in a lawsuit?

>>15648489
if the older sis was a tanuki it would

Something a little different this time from my usual silly humor. A couple days back I mentioned an idea in the thread about a monstergirl version of a D&D pseudodragon. The idea of it ended up sticking with me and a quick story formed from it.
So as always: For your perusal, should you deign to read it, I offer you a sort of side chapter to Alp Adventures.

http://pastebin.com/XcdLqekg

I remembered to put the link in the post this time! Yay!

>>15648410
The one where Anon comes to her shrine seeking wisdom, but leaves with a Ryu wife.

Always spoil the little sister even if she is a large ushi

2700 words in five hours. I'll take it.

Goodnight anons. Dream of snuggly Yetis.

Im going to put a dragon in a headlong till she calls me Sir

>>15648492
Cute alp
Cute dragon whelp

Would've been cuter if something happened that made the MC think of having babies of her own

>>15648510
>large ushi completely incapable to go against her older brother.
>Other ushi's dont get why she doesn't just rape him (making sure she doesn't hear it since shes a head taller then most of them)
>when she gets berated for something by him she inevitable ends up smaller as she keeps lowering herself with every word he speaks.
>after the first few tears he usually forgives her and gets her and icecream.
>older brother wonders why all his class mates have to deal with rape so often when he was never bothered by anything larger then a house mouse who got a little drunk and which he just kept away by placing his hand against her head.

>>15648396
It's easy enough to ignore Alp shitposters and the final stage of parasite corruption isn't that different from the rest of the MGE

That leaves Cait Sith or Humpty Egg

>>15648546
>made the MC think of having babies of her own
Not likely to happen. Especially not anytime soon. Or probably any time. To be honest I hadn't had any plans on taking the story into the direction child having, or even the MC having thoughts of, territory.

>>15648548
>Big scary Ushi-Oni getting told off by her older, Human brother.

I want to see this.

>>15648560
>Humpty Egg
There is enough pedophilia in MGE it doesn't matter.

>>15648602
Yeah, the designs nice, but I still can't shake the fact that she's basically an unborn fetus.

Jubjubs are weird.

>>15648560
Cait or Cu has to take the vote of expulsion over the humpty egg by a country mile.

>>15648607
>the designs nice
Kill yourself

>>15648602
The worst thing isn't even that she's pedo slime.
It's not even that you're fucking what is essentially an aborted fetus.

The worst thing is that she could've been a jubjub but isn't

>>15648548
>>15648600
>She's always getting into fights, and has never lost once
>Even the teachers at school are terrified of her
>She left her textbooks at home one day, so her brother comes to drop them off to her
>One of her self proclaimed underlings asks her who the guy dropping the books off is
>She tells him it's her brother
>"Oho, you don't go too hard on him so that you can use him as a gofer, huh?"
>"Huh?"
>"You know, when you rape him."
>Her expression changes in an instant to one of a small child who has just been caught doing something wrong and now fears the oncoming punishment
>"What?! No! What onii-sama says is the law, and good girls don't break the law! I'M NOT A BAD GIRL! I'M A GOOD GIRL!"

>>15648618
>Older brother telling her she needs to be more responsible, and not forget her textbooks.
>She stands there fidgeting with her huge claws, saying she's sorry.

>>15648585
Aw, not even as a stray thought? Not even one offhand comment from dragonmom about how she can't let her keep Jinx but she's sure she'll be a great mommy herself one day? Not one second of the MC imagining her belly swelling with a baby succubus and then shaking her head saying "No way, no way, no way!"

Come oooooooon.

>>15648613
Now that is a true waste of life

>>15648618
>>15648638
Now I want a Ushi-Oni delinquent little sister

I'd make sure she didn't go overboard with the rape and focused on her studies

>>15648396
What are the Japanese answers to it like?

>>15648669
Yep, and teach her how to dance just in time for the school ball.

>>15648396
Dwarf, no hesitation

Seriously, I can find the charm of Devil Bugs, Matangos, Dryads and other questionable profiles but no amount of good will and headcanon will get over the fact that Dwarves look like toddlers

>>15648755
I always just imagined them a shortstacks

Why haven't you pledged allegiance to Apophis yet?

>>15648781
Anubis-senpai told me she was evil!

>>15648781
Because Green Demon Realms >>> "Dark" Demon Realms.

>>15648781
I'm going to help her get rid of that pesky Pharaoh and her stupid ideas

Who the hell needs a working economy and all that other bullshit?

Love and happiness is all we need, and Apophis is going to give us that

>>15648786
Bah, what would that stuck up dog know? She's probably still upset that Apophis used to laugh at her still wearing bear panties in middle school.

Would you agree for a peaceful monstergirl world that would have cats this ugly and distorted.

>>15648786
In my opinion Anubis-senpai is evil!

>>15648831
Then you are lost!

>>15648827
I can imagine it staring at me at night while I'm in bed.

But it's a small price to pay.

>>15648827
Obviously yes, I would even go into a world that has actual monsters if there was monster girls too

I'd just ask my waifu to protect me

>>15648827
>First thought is what large cats would look like

>>15648391
Why would you want that? If she did she'll stop giving you free cookies and headpats.

>>15648798
I think anubi wearing bear panties are great.
Underrated pantsu.

>>15648781
I don't particularly care for them

>>15648781
Girls with piercings are trash and should be purged. This includes earrings.

>>15648827
Hey, it's russian katawa shoujo artist

>>15648973
Anubis would totally be the kind of girl acting like she's more grown up than she is yet she still wears bear panties and can't drink black coffee.
>>15648987
Even gyraru succubutts with gaudy hoop earrings? You monster.

>>15649019
>gyaru succubutts with gaudy hoop earrings
Beyond repugnant.

>>15648987
You are trash and should be purged. Fucking kill yourself, faggot.

>>15648396
Lilim.

Everything else has its place, in a way. Even the Siths and Matango serve a purpose - they're a warning sign of FETISHES GOING TOO FAR. The Lilim, though? They're just Mary Sue-ed up Succubi mixed with Dark Matter, like Timmy's First MG OC or something.

>>15649036
Read the encyclopedia next time.

>Monster girl daughteru has made a pillow fort
Quick use her weakness to topple her empire of softness!

>>15648987
Anons with bad opinions are trash and should be purged.

>>15649045
I tell her the pizza rolls are done and watch her destroy her own fort.

>>15649045
>Open door
>"OH HI BOY MY DAUGHTER REALLY LIKES!"

>>15649031
>>15649047
I bet you like girls with tattoos, too.

>>15648987
Now that you point it out I realize that I'm against piercings too, I'd hate if my waifu pierced herself no matter where

Apophis is still a great girl though

>>15649045
My daughteru has no weakness, she's in a fort! We're doomed! DOOMED!

>>15649064
>You like this one objectively great thing, I bet you like this other one!
Yeah, no shit faggot.

>>15649054
That won't work. The one she likes is you!

>>15649075
>piercings
>objectively great
You mean to say that girls with rings in their noses are somehow a positive thing?
That's it. Ooga booga boo, this zombie casts a curse on you!

>>15649019
>and can't drink black coffee.
She's just a responsible scheduledog. She knows caffeine is bad for her, and her sleep schedule is good enough that she doesn't need any in the morning.

>>15649045
Looks like it's time to fall back on tummy tickles and tactical nuzzling.

>>15649085
>Choose the absolute trashiest piercing and hold all others to that standard
That's not how it works, nerd. I bet you're going to point to a butterfly trampstamp next and use that as an example of how all tattoos are shit.

>>15649043
>Read the encyclopedia next time.
Alright, why not do it again right now?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lilim
>"Lilim is the collective name given to the daughters of the Demon Lord and her husband. They are succubi of exceptional power and captivating beauty while inheriting their parents ambition to create a world filled with humans and monsters united in carnal bliss. They also inherit incredibly powerful magic, strong enough to perform special monsterizations and in some cases to go about creating their own toy dimensions."

So far, just super-powered Succubi with Dark Matter elements.

>"They have pale skin and pure white hair, which they share in common with the Demon Lord and red eyes full of demonic energy."

I wonder if they like swords and hate happiness? Nah, too much dick on the brain.

>"They have the greatest power of all succubi, but even if they don’t use their power for charm spells, almost all men would become their prisoner after only catching a glimpse of their visage. Even without using words of temptation, men are aroused at the sight of them and consumed by total lust. If they tempt a man, even without magic, there is no element of force even necessary."

Succubus? Check. Overwhelming power? Check.

>"Just like the Demon Lord, they are beings that have the demonic energy of all the monsters in the world contained within their bodies. Just like the Demon Lord, they have the ability to cause human women to be reborn as any kind of monster through having sex, as long as the resulting race is one that is subordinate to the Demon Lord and was always, or has effectively become entirely a monster race."

And here's the Dark Matter and Mary Sue powers coming into play, full-throttle.

Guess what? I read the encyclopedia. Did you?

Help the Mofu-aunt next door move some furniture?

>>15649098
>objectively great
>oh, but this one thing is shit and doesn't count
Hmm.

>>15649019
>can't drink black coffee.
Why is this a thing? I thought they would love coffe

>>15649098
Piercings and tattoos are the universal signs of a garbage person.

>>15649064
Good tattoos on the right girl can look real nice.

>>15649100
They perform the vital role of sustaining the system should anything happen to their mother. That alone sounds pretty purposeful if you ask me. They are the major political driving force within the monster factions, and dictate much of monster society.

>>15649100
It's like you don't even know what a Mary Sue is and just repeat it whenever you don't like something because you heard it on the internet once.

>>15649104
I would say that food is objectively great. And then you have shit like zucchini.
Hmmmmmmmmmm

Tell me about the air bender.

>>15649064
What are "pleasure runes", Alex.

>>15649100
Not him.
I think one of the problems with Lilims is that you can’t have them be anything BUT overpowered Mary sues. I mean, Dragon and liches are supposedly strong enough to defeat entire armies by themselves. And the you have the daughters of the demon lord. A being that somehow defeated the chief goddess and grew ultra powerful and has the strongest of all mankind as her husband. So both their parents are so ridiculously overpowered you can’t have them be anything but incomprehensibly powerful. The only way to make them better is to tone down the Mary sue part and not make them be morally right about everything they do and just be completely perfect.

>>15649100
The main problem with Lilims is that they are overused. People seem to have misunderstood their rarity.

>>15649134
Mary Sue doesn't mean powerful though. Sure being strong can be a factor but it's not the only thing that's needed to qualify as one.

An individual Lilim could have any number of personality flaws or issues in other areas of her life. The profiles aren't individuals and people often forget that.

So...
Monster girl Olympics?

>>15649126
I wish I could cum from a gentle breeze.
>>15649161
Some species have unfair advantages.

>>15649164
That's why they'd probably have to have a few different species categories to limit the advantages.

>>15649114
Sustaining an ecosystem? Perhaps, in the case of the Queen of Hearts, although anything related to Wonderland is confusing at best. Druella/Derulla, on the other hand...

>>15649115
http://fanlore.org/wiki/Mary_Sue
http://www.springhole.net/writing/marysue.htm

I had to write a bloody paper on the subject years ago. With a bibliography and everything. It was awful, both the research and the writing, but I did do the damn research.

>>15649134
Basically my issue with the concept of the Lilim, in general. Not so much their existence, so much as their existence outside the heart of the Demon Lord's immediate territory. Yes, they're immensely powerful for the purposes of capturing territory...but so are Dark Matters, which are far more expendable and numerous, and less of an investment.

>>15649146
And this is the biggest issue I have with them.

And that's all I really have to say on the matter, anything more would be a bit redundant.

Anyone up for mocking Alps?

>>15649183
>Sustaining an ecosystem? Perhaps, in the case of the Queen of Hearts, although anything related to Wonderland is confusing at best. Druella/Derulla, on the other hand...
You literally don't now shit. the lilim are a failsafe if the order manage to slay the demonlord. the lilim prevent monsters from reverting and slaughtering all their husbands.

I've always thought the best way to handle lilims is to approach them the same way the Fey Queens in the Dreaden Files were.
You're all arguing about them from the point of view of protagonist or antagonist in the story, but approaching them as a force of nature completely above the conflicts in your story might be a good way to go. Where you treat them like a natural event, if that natural event had its own goals to fulfil or balances to maintain.

>>15649134
>A being that somehow defeated the chief goddess
I highly doubt DL defeated chief god in a fair fight
Humans just stopped worshiping chief god and started fucking monsters, thus significantly weakening the chief god and empowering demon lord. Chief god probably just turned into monster herself once the demon energy presence became too overwhelming

>>15649229
Wasn't it both her and her husband who was the former hero defeating the chief god together?

>>15649229
>I highly doubt DL defeated chief god in a fair fight
Possible. But considering this is KC we're talking about, she probably would defeat her in a fair fight and then everyone would join her.

>Chief god probably just turned into monster herself once the demon energy presence became too overwhelming
Correct me if I'm wrong, but gods are repetitively immune to demon energy. as in, they can't be forced to monsterize. I remember KC talking about this in one of his Q&As. and the once the DL wins they wouldn't just kill her but that they had something planed. what that was is currently unknown but there is some definitely something planed.

>>15649251
>as in, they can't be forced to monsterize
Nothing a bit of mindbreak can't fix. That's probably their end game plan, make her want to mosterize.

>>15648396
Charybdis

Alps aren't that bad the problem is the fanbase

>>15649260
Somehow that's the rout I expect KC to go down... I hope he won't be that lazy or bad.

>You and your angel will never run an exorcist service out of your ancient, odd little town
>You'll never partner up with a bro tier scholar and his shoggoth waifu
>You'll never deal with the daemons mythological and leave to him the daemons cosmological
>Your weapon of choice will never be the holy book, his a magical piece of chalk that never runs out and can be summoned in a moment
>You'll never combat evil together, you reading aloud Enochian chants that make his ears bleed, and him drawing lines and circles as angles so impossible it makes your mind throb with madness
>You'll never go with him to his waifu's family mansion in Antarctica to take a small vacation.

I wanna fight evil damnit.

>>15649251
>But considering this is KC we're talking about, she probably would defeat her in a fair fight and then everyone would join her.
Dunno, I think KC is more into corruption than epic fair fights

>they had something planed.
90% it's to turn her into monster and find her husband to fuck

>>15649263
Also why people fight so relentlessly to keep yuri out of these threads.
How 'bout that.

>>15649267
>90% it's to turn her into monster and find her husband to fuck
Let me hope that he won't do that anon. I... I just want to hope.

>>15649263
Alps are shit writers and deserve to be bullied for their futile efforts.

>>15649263
>Alps aren't that bad

>>15649271
I want to lovingly bully an alp.

>>15649268
Yeah I know.

>>15649273
But no fags thank to them. That's nice.

>>15649270
What's wrong with that? What is your solution?
They need to get rid of her so humanity won't go extinct. Killing her doesn't sounds very KCish and appropriate for hugbox universe. Sealing her also doesn't work because it leaves her chance to free herself and wreck shit again and she will be lonely all alone, which will make whiteknights sad. Monsterization and happy hubby-fucking sounds like the only valid choice

>>15649229
>Humans just stopped worshiping chief god and started fucking monsters, thus significantly weakening the chief god and empowering demon lord. Chief god probably just turned into monster herself once the demon energy presence became too overwhelming

No, the other guy is right. KC Land is still 91% humans and the Order is still the largest religion on the planet by a huge margin. Mamanobama is literally so broken that the DL did reach up and smack the Chief God around. It's so bad that the other gods even worry about her huge power destabalizing the whole universe eventually as it spirals out of control.

>>15649277
The people who like them are fags.

>>15649276
>lovingly
Big Gay Alp's Big Gay Bullying Plaza.

>>15649263
>transgenders
>aren't that bad
kys

>>15649277
I would much rather prefer "mamonomana turns fags straight" solution to fags than fucking tranny shit

>>15649279
So the Demon Lord and Demonic energy is just spiral energy.

A great power that will lead to absolute ruin and the death of the universe.

>>15649278
CG is a title. The current one getting her ass handed to her is just some previously minor god in a long list of gods. They'll just take the mantle from her, and the DL will become the new Chief God. Guaranteed that's the ending.

>>15649283
Yep.
Gonna tweak their ears, stroke their tails, and flirt with them so they don't know if i'm being serious or not.

>>15649277
No, just a bunch of transgender snowflakes running around instead of getting the gay fucked out of them, robbing the dick supply twofold, in throwing their own cock away, and stealing some one else's.

>>15649286
Fucking spirals, always ruining things for everyone.

>>15649291
>snowflakes
Eh?

>>15649278
>What's wrong with that?
In context? Nothing. My problem with it is that The DL could even do it in the first place. I mean, mind breaking and monsterzing the Chief goddess? The supposedly strongest god there is? It just annoys me.

>>15649281
>liking girls makes you a fag

>>15649299
You forgot to mention because it also entirely invalidates the MGE as an interesting or engaging setting for any story.

>>15649286
You know... that is actually a very good comparison.

>>15649300
>girls

Fuck off to /d/. They have threads for your transhit fetishes.

>>15649300
>trannies
>"girls"
No

This cutie slides up slow, seemingly from nowhere, and asks Anon if he wants to go out on a date.

Her eyes seem to exude a faint strange pulsing glow as she asks though.

What do you do Anon?

>>15649305
>>15649307
Girls, girls, girls!

>>15649315
Her paws are silly.

>>15649315
Spill mom's spaghetti in her lap, then run away.

>>15649301
Oh? You mean the fact that there is no conflict worth discussing what so ever?
The only reason the DL just haven't taken over everything yet is because she's just "oh we'll just wait until we can have male children and the we can take over the world." No other faction stand a chance against her. The only reason they exist is because she let's them.

>>15649320
Yeah, that's pretty much exactly it.

>>15649301
>it also entirely invalidates the MGE as an interesting or engaging setting for any story
It doesn't necessarily, as far as I am from advocating it. Proven by many stories taking place (practically) within the setting. You don't exactly need a perfect large-scale geopolitical balance or eternal status quo for some waifu-and-hubbie-going-adventuring scenario.

>>15649315
Foxes are shit. Even if I find the "eyes never open" trait mysterious and alluring.

>>15649334
This
I don't remember a single story that actually used cg vs dl fight. It's always just random guy adventuring or some local fights at best

>>15649343
there was one on MGU but it involved trans shit

>>15649343
Nobody uses it because nobody writes straight KC land. It has too many problems and is too broken with a single inescapable ultimate outcome.

In any case, people much prefer the war to be waged on the ground than in the heavens. Why? Because then mortals actually have some kind of say in which side wins.

So honestly the guy is right. That shit is why nobody does straight MGE and makes their own settings instead.

>>15649317
They're made for holding silly boys down.
>>15649319
This is how you get made into an erotic plate.
>>15649337
Hers are very, very pretty when they're open.

>>15649317
>>15649319
>>15649337
Oh no! It looks like she used a magic charm spell with her eyes!

If only you had summoned Zylphe or averted your GAZE you would have been safe!

You have to roll a 6 in order to not get raped otherwise you'll get shameful Anal sex.

https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1

>>15649354
>an erotic plate
A what now?

>>15649356
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Rape Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Slut Like Nigga Close Your Legs Haha

>>15649356
If I roll a 6, can I fuck her pussy then?

>>15649183
>I had to write a bloody paper on the subject years ago. With a bibliography and everything.
Watch out over here, we've got a badass. Did you even read your first link?

>"Mary Sue" is an *extremely* subjective value judgement.

>>15649315
Yao is too attractive, I just want to inseminate her and then take responsibility.

Who cares about the DL of the Chief God?

Just put the Demons of Chaos in charge and MGE will become a 10/10 setting

>>15649364
No but you do escape.

>>15649372
Eh, Anal isn't bad. I guess it'll do.