/jp/ - Otaku Culture

But some of them actually got jobs.

Good part of the 2hus have a job though.
The NEETs are mostly youkai and fairies who don't really need to work due to their nature.

Attacking humans is a youkai's job.

Prostitute

Librarian, obviously.

mall cop

Building demolition and blight removal.

>>15641307
Men in Black

Ninja!

wildlife photographer

>>15641307
Clerk at the VA or DMV office

>>15641923
I rather watch Senran Kagura if I want a cute ninja.

Eirin is the supplier for Reisen who is a drug dealer

>>15642779
>watch
Anon, you're supossed to play it.

>>15642755
>Clerk at the VA or DMV office
Naa, you gotta be fat, ugly, stupid, ignorant, black... THEN you're incompetent.

>>15643006
In Lunarian terms you have just described her perfectly.

>>15641449
How much for a run?

I'd like to imagine the Human village as your typical RPG town, with all the standard buildings.

Inn: Maybe run by Reimu.
Shop: Rinnosuke
Armoury: Kogasa
Hospital: Gee I wonder who.
Bar/quests: Mystia
Guild: dunno, maybe Yuugi?
Bookstore where info on stuff is kept: Kosuzu.

Brothel, landlord or even both.

top quality escort

>>15644318
Discrete Baku in your local dream area!

>>15641307
Professor of Magical Studies

>>15644518
And if that doesn't work she can always go work with Sanae in the Moriya brothel.

Her body is nowhere near as voluptuous as Sanae's, but I'm sure some customers would even prefer that.

System administrator.

>>15643680
Kogasa finally got a worthy job but no one recognize her for it.
Who knows, maybe her forging skill will gain more relevance in the future.

>>15641396
>>15641325
Yeah, some we've even forgotten about over the years, of the ones we know.

Kogasa - Freeter, does part time babysitting, blacksmithing and gravekeeping
Aya - Obviously newspaper reporter and editor
Wriggle - News wire service, she was pretty awful at it
Meiling - Gatekeeper and gardener
Youmu - Gardener and general housekeeper
Sakuya - Head maid
Eirin - Doctor and pharmacist
Reisen - Drug dispenser
Mokou - Tour guide and charcoal burner
Primsrivers - Music artists
Kanako - PR, sales, project management and development
Reimu - Distiller, there was a story at one point in the manga where she admitted most of her regular income comes from brewing and selling alcohol as well as donations from youkai exteminations.
Yamame - Contract building and construction
Marisa - Oddjobs and youkai extermination
Hina - Doll crafting
Nitori & kappa - Entrepreneuring and engineering

>>15644576
You know, if this system was secure, it wouldn't matter if my password was "password".

Housewife.

>>15644700
Look, she knows your desire for convenience, but please consider improving your passwords unless you desire Buddhists stealing your files!

>>15644683
>Yamame : contract building amd constructing

Where does this come from?

>>15644730
It's from SoPM

Yamame's personal profile specifically mentions that she and Earth spiders in general are absolutely amazingly fast and thorough in building work and construction.

Result is oni and even the kappa/tengu who fear her will still send out construction plans and contract requests to them. Then she'll emerge out of the underground out of everyones sight and just build what is needed overnight and disappear before anyone even knows what happened.

Math teacher!

>>15643888
Wch 2hus would work in Yukari's brothel

>>15645097
Reimu.

>>15644683
>donations from youkai exteminations.
There's also the part in FS where Marisa explains exterminating some youkai isn't enough, and you need to provide post-extermination rituals/care if a person was affected. Reimu also does this.

Bored neet

>>15644876
So, Keine is social studies
Ran is math
who's the english teacher?
what about PE?

>>15645409
>who's the english teacher?
Remilia. The ever-irritable English teacher with an ego.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynWdY6ZLnQg

>>15645445

>>15645657
This thread need more Pageratta's Touhou highschool

She works at ministry of silly hats

>>15647319
She's a teacher at the temple school.

>>15647448
Ugh

>>15645409
Patche is the school librarian.

>>15647448
Would she like it if I smelled her feet?

>>15641325
"mass murderer" is not a job.

>>15645097
Your favorite one, and only her!

Lily
>Propagandist, Climatologist, Supermodel, IED expert, Botanist

>>15641307
>momiji is a policewoman
>gensokyo criminals just throw treats the other way and escape while she gobbles it down

Anything other than pleasing men is wrong.
Try again, fools.

>>15641325
What if Kaguya had a job?

A job that isn't goldfarming in WoW I mean.

>>15653733
Speaking of police, she'd be a Det Sgt in either the Antiques squad or Vice?

>>15653733
Momiji is actually good and serious at her job in the games and she even gets praised by Aya during DS.

>>15654120
Being a princess is hard work!

>>15654397
Yeah, entertaining guests must be hard work.

>>15642950

>>15655808
I don't think this is very canon!

>>15655824
It's from one of the endings so people aren't allowed to talk about it

>>15645409
>what about PE?
Meiling.
Cookery is Sakuya.

Wew it seems like this "school" is just used to spread SDM propaganda.

>>15655824
Do you post canon when talking about which rabbit has the best butt or which one is good for anal sex?

>>15656116
Yes, and it is obviously Reisen.

>>15656129
And Eirin is futa.
The game confirms it.

>>15645409
Don't forget Okuu for science, Akyuu for history and Kosuzu for literature !

>>15662160
What's the exclamation mark for?

>>15644683
Marisa also runs a shop out of her house when she's actually there.

>>15662452
I hope it has "extra service" i.e prostitution

>>15662465
I'm glad you clarified. I wasn't sure what you meant by "extra service".

>>15662471
It's too good of information to miss.
I'm glad I could share the truth, anon.