/jp/ - Otaku Culture

http://www.strawpoll.me/10912804

>>15634474
Why would anyone like his old faces? They were fucking terrible

>>15634470
Gorgeous, mate.

Was just about to post one with the same image.
>>15634479
Some guy in the last thread was whining about preferring his old ones, probably bait.

>>15634470
Since OP didnt link the previous thread

>>15626010

>>15634479
They werent as bad as your making it sound

>>15634488
Whoops must have accidently checked Spoiler

Who's gonna win the meido war?

>>15634493
Shoggs are evil and the people who like them are too.

>>15634386
Again, another sweeping generalisation with no actual point to back it up. It's the kind of claim a weeb with no actual artistic knowledge would make.
>>15634389
Changing from drawing an actual nose to drawing two strokes with a bit of shading isn't improvement. It's regression for the sake of appeasing a handful of people in this thread.

Just take a look at this:
http://barbariank.tumblr.com/post/136672464153/which-one-looks-the-bestmore-natural
Number 1 is the ideal, where you could probably say the shading on number 2 is a bit much, and number 3 is the anime nose. It clashes way too much with the rest of the face, and looks purely unnatural.

The issue with Barb in the past was never with the nose. It was with plasticity and flexibility of the faces, and how because they were only drawn in the "sexy, eyes half-closed, mouth half-open" way, they lost out on a lot of expressive range.

>>15634497
How rude!

>>15634474
>>15634479
His new ones are better, although I think they're still a little on the nose.

> t. person who's never drawn anything

>>15634493
I don't really care, I'm all for misstresses.

>>15634500
>Number 1 is the ideal
For you

>>15634479
This. Complaints about them were the number one criticism of his work back then. It's why he does the new faces now. And the new ones are much better.

>>15634493
> dislike Kikis and Shogs
Hopefully it's pyrrhic for whoever wins

>>15634493
I want this made into a stained glass window for my house.

Hug your local Yuki-onna today to keep winter away

>>15634500
Fuck no. Overshading was also a big problem of his that he's learned to dial back on. It's a good thing. Greater complexity doesn't equal better.

>>15634511
But I like winter. And winter is coming.

I would like more info on monster weaponry, I would like there to be more than just cursed swords and demon realm silver

>>15634518
Try mithril.

>>15634518
Demonic silver is just slang for any steel weapon that's been infused with a fuckton of mamano mana. And it only cuts mana so is nonlethal. Which is the same as cursed swords because they operate on the same principle. They just happen to also be possessed on top of everything else.

It's KC land. What were you expecting, mamanobama not to be the solution? Monsters to actually spill blood on purpose? You should know better.

>>15634513
So is she if you hug her just right

>>15634518
I would like less worldbuilding bullshit that is generally poorly received anyway MAMONOBAMA, and to just go back to a time when a wandering scholar wrote down how sexy monsters wanted to rape me.

>>15634506
So, say why you think Number 2 or 3 are better.
I've already said why 1 is better than 3 in terms of actual artistic skill and looking like it fits his faces and drawing style, and how number 3 is just a drawing safe spot for weebs which won't bring about any actual improvement.

>>15634512
>Overshading was also a big problem of his that he's learned to dial back on
Which is why that example 2 on his page doesn't work. The shading stretches too far, and the style is a compromise between types 1 and 3.
Barb's style is pretty shadow-heavy anyway, just look at the OP image.
And the issue here is with oversimplification to the point where it's pretty much the only feature that clashes, especially when you consider the individuals and styles who've influenced Barb's own art.

If he were to take what he's learnt and how he's improved now, and get out of the anime nose rut to drawing something which actually fits on his faces, you'd find that it works perfectly, especially now that he's addressed the other, actual issues which were levelled at him a while ago.

>>15634493
I would hope they are not at war, but more a friendly rivalry. Can't have the staff tearing the place up.

>urge to buy books intensifies.

>>15634479
>>15634488
I don't think his old faces were bad on a fundamental level, for example picture related is good. The current style is better though.

Generally anime style art is superior at decipting cuteness and/or sexiness.
Western style emulates reality, and reality tends to be ugly.
Anime style emulates ideals.

Mini milky Minotaurs!

>>15634523
>>15634526
I just found it interesting to look into is all

>>15634533
Not just that, you can't use an anime style eyes and skull then a normal nose. It winds up looking like that berry-shaped abomination in your example. For a normal nose to work, he'd have to completely revise the proportions of the heads he draws. As it is, the anime nose fits best. Maybe he does it a bit too pointed, but he could easily round the tip. Adding full nostrils and rostrum shading is just asking for disaster though, which is what floors me as it's what the one guy is saying.

>>15634260
>>15634470
This Lich must have a grand ass.

>>15634493
It ends in peace between the two when they realize they could unite under the same goal:

Love for their master.

>>15634493
This is pretty damn cool.
Also, Barbs artwork has made me develop an appreciation for Shogs that I never knew I had before.

>>15634541
Well you could always headcannon it
like what the Ilothe did with cyclops forging methods.

Though it does make me think about the salamander swords.

>>15634545
>They could unite
Yeah, Shoggoths do that all the time.

Remeber kids, one paladin a day keeps the shogg away.

>>15634541
KC childproofed everything in his world. The days of danger and the occasional sharp edge are gone. You need to get outside MGE if you want that sort of thing.

Though I did remember that there are some special effect weapons like cupid's arrows, but that sort of thing is from the other gods, not the DL.

>>15634493
>the teamwork is canon

>>15634558
>teamwork
>not picking up on the mirrored contrast of opposite sides

Anon, plz

>>15634543
"Abomination" is a stretch. Your argument might hold true for a flat anime drawing, with single tones for skin and so on, but with's Barb's depth-heavy drawings, something like a round nose isn't an issue.

>>15634554
Still not worth putting up with all the religious bullshit, and having someone constantly riding your ass over not having 'accepted The Order as your personal savior'

>>15634561
That's reading a little far into it. They can be anything we need them to be.

>>15634500
>It's regression for the sake of appeasing a handful of people in this thread
It's pleasing people who actually like the anime art style, which is most people into MGE. Tumblr is an awful representation of that.

Fun fact, this thread was far from the only place complaining about the old style. Even /monster/ and wikifags didn't like it.

>>15634564
Wrong, because the depth accentuates it far too much. That's why people disliked it in the first place. YOUR argument would hold more true with a flatter depiction.

>>15634565
Please, do tell me more about your shit taste

>>15634474
>That single vote

So, one thing I don't get about the ending to Hellsing is - is Alucard basically a god now? Schrodinger's vampire? And to make this more than tangentially related, would you be okay with living inside of you waifu? Inside her shadow and mind, popping in and out of reality when you will? With her 24/7? What girl could even make that a possibility? I'm thinking Cheshire, if she makes the mind bendery internal and not external, lilim because mary sue and perhaps shoggoth if she integrates you into herself.

>>15634581
Alucard be like Alucard do, I dunno. Living within the waifu wouldn't be too bad, not if she was Seras.
How does sex work though?

>>15634575
>YOUR argument would hold more true with a flatter depiction.
So you're saying a more depth focused nose would look better with a flatter look? But that's going in the complete opposite direction to the logic established here.

>>15634565
Have you tried not being a heretic

>>15634581
Alucard isn't a god, consuming schrodinger just made him a bit more immortal.

>>15634571
Calling the teamwork canon when shoggs are eldritch assimilation machines is reading too much into it, especially when that assertion is based on an item with a light/dark reverse facing motif that is classic conflicting sides. It's the way you would do it with an angel/demon setup or anything similar.

>>15634576
Well, it wouldn't be a proper thread without everyone going on about their shit taste.

I've had to put up with devout hypocritical holy rollers all my life. Like the world feels I shouldn't go a single day without someone shoving their beliefs down my throat. And if I say anything about it, I'm the bad guy here. ANYTHING is better than having to put up with these pompous bastards, even a lifetime in the matango fields.

>>15634580
>It's the guy that made the poll because he still doesn't get he's the only one who likes the old bad faces
I'm dying over here.

An angel comes down from heaven.
Says she has a mission from God to you, and in completing it you will be given 3 wishes.
The only catch is said Angel will accompany you and judge your actions to make sure you are dutiful.
Also fucking her makes you lose the deal entirely and she's got quite the chest and rear
Do you do it?

>>15634593
But he can hardly be called a vampire anymore. Vampiric yeah, but. "I am because I am" is a pretty big game changer on the immortal scale.

>>15634588
Well, I kind of figure you could leave and enter at will. But for the sake of argument, I guess you could literally mindfuck her. Create a small imitation of a bedroom and drag her consciousness to it for some sexings.

>>15634581
So basically like Shinobu from the Monogatari series?

I wouldn't mind living in the Shadow of a Wight like that.

>>15634601
Depends on what this mission

>>15634601
Seems like too much work.

>>15634601
Depends on the mission

>>15634597
I'm not the one who made the Strawpoll.
If I did, I wouldn't have made it a choice between "old face" and "new face", because that was never the point I was making.

>>15634590
I'm saying a more complex nose looks worse with a deeper style than a flat one because you can't hide the geometry when there are heavy shadows. It's the elephant skin effect. The more contrast you throw on higher detail of a non-naturally-proportioned design, the more uncanny valley it appears. Rounded nose+heavy shading=bad juju.

>>15634594
Wear in the profile does it say shogs are like that? It actually says the opposite, which is that they escaped their eldricht masters, and have caring personalities. The transformation they perform on you over time doesn't change anything except your insides, and practically makes you invulnerable.

>>15634601
I'm sorry, but I don't believe in God. Maybe winged woman should go help the needy instead of bugging me?

I've something important to say

I love Jabberwock

That's all.

>>15634607
>>15634612
Kill the Demon Lord who has 5 Forms that you must defeat in 1 go.

>>15634623
Are you a beamish boy?

>>15634616
>doesn't change anything but your insides
No, it changes all of you, just like all the other chaos girls.

>Mindflayer husband becomes Sadsquid
>Wendigo husband becomes Grimace from McDonalds
>Shoggoth husband becomes Slimedude

>>15634616
>The transformation they perform on you over time doesn't change anything except your insides
This is not the kind of sentence to inspire confidence

>>15634624

>Sending a guy who has no combat experience to fight the demon lord

what?

>>15634632
Maybe the assumption is that the journey will MAKE A MAAAAAN~
OUT OOOOF YOUUUU~

>>15634624
Why would I want to kill the leader of the good faction?

>>15634629
>>15634628
It litterally says it makes no cosmetic changes, litterally

Order propoganda please go and stay go

>>15634624
Why would God want me to fight the demon lord? All she's doing is bringing peace.

G-man is all about the peace, outside of the occasional smiting.

I bet this is the Chief God's work!

Time to capture and lovingly mind break an angel!

>>15634640
>G-man is all about the peace
This is patently false, Yahweh was the Semitic god of war.

>>15634637
>You're still all slime
>"It doesn't count because it's not a cosmetic change"
Come on now. Even echidnas and half a dozen other monstergirls can fake being human women. Doesn't change what they are.

>>15634637
>It litterally says it makes no cosmetic changes, litterally
That's what I'm complaining about.
Cosmetic changes, while not great, are substantially better than NONCOSMETIC changes.

>>15634544
Liches always do.

>>15634647
So you want to be a monsterboy.

>>15634643
Yeah, occasional smiting.

Folks don't remember all the times you help them in little ways, the only remember you flooding the world or blowing up cities because people were being idiots.

The big guy really mellowed out after having a kid

>>15634645
Please, read the profile before making generalizations. Your looks and mind don't change while being with a Shoggoth, only your physiology, and for the better I might add.

Seriously, read.

>>15634661
Not him but you're a monsterboy either way.

>>15634632
>Live in Monster Girl World
>Have no Combat experience.
Do you want to be raped by any ol Monster Girl

>>15634614
Googling this elephant skin effect doesn't bring anything up, so you might want to post an example of what you mean.

Of course, in this instance the fact that the anime nose is so mismatched to the rest of the face itself throws a huge amount of visual contrast with it. It's uncanny in its own right.
Though you might have another point. Maybe it is a problem that Barb's taking too many cues from anime drawings and their shortcoming, and it's dragging him down as a result.

>>15634661
... you do know what "cosmetic" means, right?

>>15634624
I'm already wondering how the Demon Lord is if she's Druella/Alleurd's mother.

Happy go lucky airhead that embarrasses her daughter 24/7, which is partly why Druella has to go incognito nowadays?

>>15634656
Wide hips, thick thighs, and plump rears are a good trait for a species to have.
I even suppose that Cheshires also have these traits.

>>15634628
>>15634629
Whatever faggots. Enjoy being wrapped around a telegraph pole in a car accident, and leaving your wife alone and destitute.

>>15634671

Even if I did have combat experience I doubt it'd be enough to beat the DL

>>15634668
No you aren't.

>>15634663
>flooding the world and killing all the little kittens is okay because you helped the one guy find his car keys in 'murrica
This is why I don't worship the Abrahamic God. Complete detachment from humanity. Gimme a nice fluffy god any day.

>>15634665
You're the one that needs to read it. Becoming a literal 100% walking slime with no real bones or brain or organs left is a complete assimilation whether you still look like the old you or not.

>for the better
Completely subjective, and I'd bet good money most people would rather not have to wonder if their complete slime body means that they might even just be a fake or a replacement for the guy that got assimilated.

>>15634663
>mellowed out
Hell was only invented after he had a kid, if anything he got infinitely worse. Infinitely in a literal sense, too.

>>15634685
A God, by definition, is infallible and wouldn't require any worship anyway. Just go crazy.

>>15634656
>>15634544
Perfect for groping and unenthusiastic "kyaah"s.

>>15634684
Yes you are. Looking human and being human are two totally different things. You seriously can't argue that something like a lich is still human. Being made out of slime certainly kicks you out of the human category.

>>15634703
>A God, by definition, is infallible
That's just a dumb statement. Plenty of gods are fallible.

>>15634685
Ammy for God-Queen of the planet.

>>15634717
Not abrahamic God.

>>15634712
>Being made out of slime certainly kicks you out of the human category
I'm not talking about the exceptions from those three profiles, I'm talking about the normal incubi.

>>15634697
I'm starting to get the vibe that you just hate things, and therefore any reason I type at you goes in one ear and out the other. Therefore, we are done. Enjoy your lawful good dickings from the senior Paladin, you salty choir boy.

>>15634726
Then how was it that in the book of Genesis he came to feel regret over ever creating man? How could he feel regret if he was infallible? My fedora is quite impressive, don't even try.

>>15634717
This. The term god denotes a certain degree of supernatural influence, nothing more.

Now, the Big Man of Abraham separates himself from the pack by calling himself the Living God and implying that all others are just lifeless wood and stone. That's where all the infallable and omnipotent and other stuff comes from.

>>15634717
I think the proper noun indicated a monotheistic God. Which are inherently infallible, infinitely powerful and infinitely corrupt.

>>15634743
>infinitely corrupt

Lucifer pls go

>>15634729
>I'm starting to get the vibe that you just hate things, and therefore any reason I type at you goes in one ear and out the other.
No, you're just too stupid to realize that you have no argument. The profile states you become slime. That's a fact. It's not a small or irrelevant change. It's a complete morphing of physiology to something completely different.

>>15634735
Because he's God.

>>15634705
Would a 7ft. tall muscleLich generate more moans due to having an even bigger ass?

>>15634757
You really grind my gears.

>>15634743
>>15634740
>>15634726
>>15634717
>>15634717
I'm talking about the concept of a real God by definition. A fifth dimensional being so wildly incomprehensible, that they are everywhere, at every time, through all possibilities. The ultimate energy that ends and begins the universe for infinity.

Human religion has nothing to do with this. Pretty sure that sort of being doesn't care if you dress up once a week for a hand holding ceremony.

I will give a solder beetle roller skates

>>15634775
>A fifth dimensional being so wildly incomprehensible, that they are everywhere, at every time, through all possibilities.
So, Alucard.

>>15634775
>I'm talking about the concept of a real God by definition
This is not a coherent sentence.
>A fifth dimensional being
That's it, I'm moving to Wurm Island.

>>15634727
Normal incubi are still technically monsterized humans in the same way a monsterized elf is different from regular elf. Even the world guide says only the technicality of them still having spirit energy keeps the author from classing them as straight monster. He also says that the Order ignores this technicality.

They're not really monsterboys in the old school way. They're the other half of the 3rd race.

But they're not human.

>>15634672
What are you even doing here? You just keep going on about hating anime and weebs like a goon.

>>15634778
Normal skates or shit that allows them to move like a Tachikoma?

>>15634775
Considering the very concept of a god has always been defined by human religion going back to the neolithic, I'm pretty sure it does.

>>15634754

No

>>15634792
Lucy pls show some legs.

>>15634769
You sound like you need a snickers

>>15634763
Yes.
Strongfat ones make the loudest moans

>>15634788
>Soldier beetles/arachne type monsters with tachikoma movement
Weird fearboner you've given me.

>>15634783
You don't even know how far the rabbit hole goes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gg85IH3vghA

>>15634784
World guide also says they're still humans but infused with DE.

What's the difference between them and a wizard, when both look like a human, and both have magical habilities?

>>15634810
I've seen this already, and I think it's absolute balderdash. There's none of this on Wurm Island. There's just sex and that Crash Bandicoot music.

>>15634787
Not at all, but if you want to feel hated, go ahead.
I've been talking about how the anime style isn't the perfect be-all end-all infallible method for drawing, and how a lot of people are making huge generalisations or outright incorrect statements to try and defend it, because they haven't had enough wide exposure to art outside their worldview, which prove points that go against their arguments.

>>15634812
The DE is the difference, just like it is between a regular pre-DL monster and a monstergirl.

Incubi turn any uncorrupted monster or human girl they fuck into a monstergirl and will only father daughters. And are altered by the specific energy that corrupted them in certain ways. This might be absolutely nothing if it was a succubus, or being flameproof because of a lava golem, or going full squidward because of a mindflayer.

Just as monstergirls were the death of regular monsters, incubi are the death of humankind. It's the whole plan, to turn two completely separate factions into one.

>you will never smear habanero chili paste on your daughteru's genitals

>>15634871
Of course not, that stuff's too good to waste.

>>15634871
Fucking why?

>>15634871
As a victim of the toothpaste incident, dam right I wont.

>>15634838
Not him but plenty of us have art experience and know art history and various styles. Doesn't change the fact that you're arguing so vehemently against anime-style fanart of an anime-style source. It's plain silly. Barb's original problem was he tried to do this weird hybrid style between a soft heavy shaded almost impressionist source and a more traditional anime design. It's like putting a 3d model under really strange lightray render settings and comparing it to cell-shaded. Just strange. Technically skilled, but strange.

So it was clear he had to lean one way or the other eventually. We get that you're upset it was toward anime. But it also has to be evident why you are a minority in thinking that when you consider the subject matter.

While we're artist bitching, I wish Loen would return to realistic proportions.

>>15634909
His hips have gotten a little crazy, but I think he's just experimenting and feeling things out.

>>15634909
His heads being tiny bothers me at times.

I'm going to be going through Batman the Animated Series, Superman the Animated Series, and Justice League.
I need a girl who'd be willing to sit through it all.

>>15634909
He needs to add defined thigh gaps and draw big titties nore often.

>>15634912
We can only hope. Real thickness does not look like this THICC meme. Loen gave his dick the pen.

>>15634909
I wish I would get less shit at drawing.

Gotta keep at it.

>>15634935
You can do it! Your waifu will love you forever if you can draw her.

>>15634932
>real thickness
The last thing I want is 3D tier fat girls.

New thread already? Bloody hell, you guys went through that last one quicker than a Wight goes through shotas at a park.

>>15634943
Nobody wants fat girls. You can have a curvy build without being fat. its all about skeletal structure.

>>15634926
Most of that stuff is better to take in serially than all at once, anon. Other than the multi-parters anyway. Just take it at a couple episodes a day and you will enjoy it more, I think.

Girls actually love comic stuff if they're nerds though. I accidentally introduced my ex to them back when and because of it, she made me sit through all the old live action stuff from Adam West Batman through 90's Flash. I don't mean an episode here or there either, but four or five hours straight at a time. So uh, be careful what you wish for.

>>15634950
It's the board being faster than usual. We just fell off naturally. Still had scads of images left.

>>15634950
Wights don't go to parks! Wights have their shotas delivered.

>>15634956
I didn't ask for a blog, I just want to discuss nerdy MGs.

>>15634955
I would... But only if 2D

>>15634942

That's what I plan to do eventually.

>>15634950
Lies and slander. Some Wights raise young boys to be their husbandos.

>>15634962
It's comiket month, we're going to be flying through threads for a while.

>>15634967
My favorite kind of MG. Heaven is a Monstergirl who would play video games with me for hours at a time, in between a variety of sexual distractions and exercise.

A fine Gazer or Will o wisp seems like the type.

>>15634963
>Courier companies delivering shotas to rich upper classed monstergirl at their very homes

>>15635006
The dead have a lot of time for pop-culture, don't they?

>>15634967
You blogged first, mate. Just being honest with you that your fantasy can backfire and get scary quick.

>tfw a that zombie you asked over for pizza and a movie has been trapped you in a 240 hour straight monster movie marathon
>she doesn't sleep
>tv cranked up loud for her dead ears to hear better
>won't let you go from her ironclad cuddlelock under the blanket on the couch except for five minutes at a time between each movie
>pretty sure you've already been fired from your job
>the next movie is Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
>final destination

>>15635014
Too much time. Undead, having no need for sleep or food, don't really need full time jobs. Most single undead I know lock themselves in their crypts for long periods of time, lurking image boards and shit posting about immortality.

>>15635047
Hey, the internet is the best thing that ever happened to the undead.

>>15634874
I mean, you could always lick it off afterwards.

>>15634876
Because it's a neat idea.

>>15634887
aww.

>>15635047
So... Zombie NEETs?

>>15634963
By drone or van?

>>15635107
By harpy

>>15635135
But wouldn't that "damage" the product?

>>15635143
That's why they pay more for the deluxe service.

>>15635154
Delivery by wyvern?

>>15635161
Sure. There's also the delivery by dragon for the most special clients, if you want to be sure the "product" will be delivered untouched and undamaged.

Buttslut Shirohebi daughterus

>>15635187
But snakes don't have rears

>>15635203
They've got people buttholes that don't work, and then they've got snake cloacas. They do have rears.

>>15635203
MGE sneks do.

>>15635212
>>15635215
...Big booty snakes?

2017 is coming. Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

>>15635237
No. The monstergirls will all be killed and we'll be forced to stay in our same boring lives.

>>15635237
I hope so, how else can I build a prisoner harem?

>>15635237
Love can bloom on my bed, and that's where my waifu will be.

>>15635248
Dude, give love a chance! P'orcfugees welcome!

>>15635006
>>15635237
Yes. She's got her sights on you

>>15635237
Can't wait to go full traitor and help them.

>>15635283

>>15635312
I wonder how we'll be rewarded.

>>15635319
Tanukis are nice girls and really cute!

>>15635281
Hmm, would you call that a Mime?

On a less punny and significantly more pleasurable note: an MG race with mime-like traits (if there is such a comparable myth).

To strangers they'd be cryptic, rarely speaking, yet have a certain "kinetic-aesthetic" to them that adds to their beautiful selves. For those who are close to them, however, half the time they're experiencing hilarious or moving performances, while the other half experiences a very sensual and slightly more speech-prone side to them because of how physical they are by nature for far more than just pleasure.

It'd be difficult to make work (and I'm sure mime-like entities have come up before) but it could turn out really, really nicely I think.

>>15635283
>fugees
This?

>>15635374
This.

>>15635337
An instant girl from our favorite species, a good piece of land and a really big amount of money.

If they lose we'll get a bullet in the head though.

>>15635379
The war was lost, the treaty signed.
They could not find me, I crossed the line.
The war was lost, the treaty signed.
They could not find me, though many tried.
I live among you, well disguised.

>>15635378
Then we are in agreement. Wonderful!

>The entire beginning of this thread
Who let Reddit in? Would they like some delicious memes while they're here?

How many memecats would you like? We have the Mega Memie Thursday Special going on right now.

>>15635410
Cuddly oppai meme kittens

>>15635410
Fuck off with this meme cat meme

Its only slightly less irritating than futa cheshires at this point

>>15635410
Please stop propagating the memeification of Cheshires. Instead, post different content of these lovable creatures. Especially if they're the ones being played with, more or less.

>>15635415
It's odd that we don't have an oppai loli Cheshire yet.

>>15635416
>not being here long enough to know how that meme originated
oh, anon.

Memecats are popular. Memecats are purple. Therefore purple is popular. Therefore what 'mukade must do is be purple!

Well, I tried. Hope Seaslimefag finds it at least decent.

>>15635424
>liking catgirls

This thread is for monstergirls, not vanilla girls.

>>15635416
You don't like memes? You've gotta be kitten me!

>>15635435
It's a little... how should I put this? Unnoticeable?

>>15635434
How much was in that dose doc? I'm not feeling too good

>>15635428
The cuddliest of oppai felines

>>15635440
Fuck you dude, simplicity is awesome.

>>15635447
You'll be right as rain after you've had a sandwich and some liquids.

BIG

>>15635435
Oops, I forgor the pic.

>>15635440
>calling Anubis a catgirl
>assuming preference off of one image
Frankly, I'm an anon who can't settle on one design as my favourite since I'm quite fond of a lot of them, especially since I thought of the story related value each time I came across a new one.

>>15635465
What are those curious things around her?

>>15635429
Nigga I've been here since the /a/ days.
An irritating meme, no matter its origin, is still an irritating meme. It was funny at first, but by now its just tiresome
>>15635441
I enjoy memes, Anon. I think they're the cats' pajamas
But honestly Cheshires have been memed on hard enough already. They deserve more than to be just lambasted as memecats

>>15635472
Tiny Seaslimes. I can't draw a Slime without doing a Hershey's Kiss version of them. You could also think off them as younglings.

>>15635463
THICC

>>15635480
I choose to think of them as the angel and devil on her shoulders, one telling her to rape that shipwrecked sailor, the other telling her to rape that shipwrecked sailor.

>>15635463
That's a lot of bovine.

>>15635488
That works too.

>>15635478
It's too late for them. They've already been ruined.

>>15635441
That was good. Charon would be proud. I want to reward you with something, but I seem to have lost the link.

>>15635498
Stop stalling and cough it up.

>>15635498

>>15635463
Gonna feed the cow

>>15635465
Hello. Though it's not me you're looking for, I wanted to say this is cute. Quite cute.

>>15635463
UH-OH! BIG!

>>15635488
Oh god that's as good as the fairy angel and fairy Succubus a few threads back.
I can hear it now:
>"Rape him! Rape him! Rape him!"
>"No. We must see if he is okay. And then we rape him!"

>>15635502
I'm going to risk this. I will delete it in 6 minutes.

>>15635519
ripip anon

>>15635519
Pretty magnificent.

I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
You turn me on with your electric feel
I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

>>15635519
I wish I knew who made this

>>15635524
I will rest in peace, knowing this glorious work has been passed on.

>>15635526
Indeed. The outfit, the body language and best of all that pose exuding confidence at the end. Truly a thing of beauty.

>>15635541
Missed you by a few seconds for the group reply, but same here. I'm a slut for sourcing art, too, so it pains me to pass this on without one.

What happens when a Hellhound wants to wear dresses and be a good housewife for the man of her dreams?

>>15635519
Is it supposed to end with her panties still on, or am I just expecting more?

>>15635533
I can quote nice things too:
"TRANS-AM!"
But seriously, Monorus made something magnificent there.

>>15635533
And so she strikes... LIKE THUNDERBALL!

>>15635533
My can't believe this because she doesn't have a hand down her pants.

>>15635569
Yes, that's how it ends. A moment in Charon and her beloved's life that's more lovely than it is lewd.

>>15635565
I want to marry that Hellhound.

>>15635565
Are you sure that isn't a dark skinned Kobold.

>>15635506
>cute
So sayeth 5 guys here and one in the AS thread.

>>15635572
Zap weasels are great, and need more love.
I want to see a cute rave girl raiju dancing to electronic music.

>>15635599
Cute is cute, Anon. Take heart! And thank you for sharing.

>>15635600
I want to see one cosplay as Iku and strike THAT pose as lightning strikes everything nearby like an epileptic rave party on acid.

Make sure your zombie is always warm enough

>>15635619
No, keep your zombies in the cold so they don't start to stink!

>>15635572
I never correlated that image with the normal Trans-Am colorscheme until now.

>>15635629
Zombies don't rot you retard.

Why would people even like zombies more than wights why not just love wights because that is what inevitably happens

Schedule dog mechanic!

>>15635652
Because Wights are assholes that would probably hate you for being a "commoner".

Zombies don't care about that kind of stuff and just want to be hugged by you.

>>15635659
I want to be underneath that dragon pile

>>15635659
I approve of this.

>>15635594
Monorous sends his regards, Anon:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2199226

>>15635600
Ah, I really enjoy this piece by Buck. I'm still daydreaming of the scenario in which I have a Raijuu, Hellhound and a man meet, along with the journey that forges them into a tight pack.

I also just find the idea of a Hellhound buckling under the Raijuus different from of natural power and greater finesse while competing over him to be an amusing first meeting, all lewdness aside.

>>15635631
I, too, took a while until an Anon made such a comment about this recolour one day. I'd love to see her display such sweet Trans-Am maneuvers.

>>15635565
Sure, as long as she doesn't turn into a submissive moeblob.

>>15635659
Oh, great concept! I know you don't take credit for it, but it's always nice to see different portrayals. Hmm, I can imagine an Anubis mechanic (or their boss) to be like Sasaki from Sidonia no Kishi. Focused, organized, but far from robotic. Quite lovable!

Reference: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/925/052/7b3.gif

On that note, it could be interesting to see an Anubis with very dark brown or dark reddish-brown fur, much like her hair is depicted at times.

Help me, /jp/. I need your advice.

My family recently sold me to a Gyoubu Danuki so that my older brothers will receive good fortune to become successful businessmen. It hasn't been so bad so far. It's been a week now and the worst thing she's done to me is dress me up in cute dresses. She's even been teaching me accounting during the daytime. And at night she lets me rest my head in her lap to comfort me from being separated from my family.

But just half an hour ago she came into my room wearing the skimpiest lingerie I've ever seen. She handed me an animal-ears headband and a buttplug tail and told me to come into her room wearing nothing but these.

I'm scared. Please tell me what to do.

>>15635686
The best thing about moeblob rape train girls is the way they vigorously force you into vanilla activities. I want to be thrown onto the bed on our wedding night by a cute Ushi-Oni and have my arms pinned to the sheets while she kisses and ravishes me. When she's done she'd cuddle me like a plush toy so tight I couldn't move a muscle while she nuzzled her cheek against my head.

>>15635754
Be a man, make her wear them.

>>15635754
>Please tell me what to do.
Step one, refrain from RPing. Step two, keep refraining from RPing.

>>15635754
Do it

>>15635659

But how would she work on cars with those massive paws? It's pretty cramped in places already.

>>15635608
>heart
Eh, it felt nice trying to be of service. What should I do next?

>>15635754
>>15635766

>>15635809
Wurm Island's inhabitants.

>>15635817
>Wurm island
You mean how Wurms took over donutsteel Lilim's cake island and somehow established a monarchy and 500 year bloodline in less than an hour? Or just a bunch of Wurms on an island doing things?

Do wurms like gummy worms

>>15635850
Yes.

>>15635843
I was thinking the latter but the former sounds more interesting.
>>15635850
GUMMI WURMS
BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE

>>15635809
This is where I'm at a loss for words. I didn't expect this development. Allow me to ponder this briefly. Hmm.

Feel like flexing your muscle for a cutie-crab? Feel like giving her an unda-the-sea touch? If you know what I mean.

Not asking for a genderswap, just a Cancer who's part of Sebastian's musical ensemble, or holding his director's "cane"?

>>15635789
Big girls for the biggest of machines! Alternatively, high-tech gloves that actually split apart to become small mechanical and/or robotic arms that she can manipulate with an even greater degree of control than a human thanks to her animal-like senses.

>>15635858
Wurm on a gingerbread throne with a waffle crown atop her head might be cute.

>>15635860
>crab
This might be difficult, but I'll see what I can do another time. Don't expect anything, though, because I may forget and end up drawing Mari throwing cats at people or something.

>>15634470
Is this from Barb? Based dude, this is really fucking nice.

Is there even a decent picture of Cancer, now that I think about it?

>>15634470
Liches would be the type for cosplay, wouldn't they?
Anything to figure out what makes their man tick and why.

>>15635967
Sure, here

>>15635967
There's plenty of pictures of Cheshires.

Oh you mean the crab? There's this one.

>>15635971
Liches are the best!

You will mate with this large chirp chirp and be married as demanded by the Bird Pussy Republic.

You will make no mention of the evil spiders while in her presence.

>>15635990

Can't I marry this chirp chirp instead?

>>15635990
She looks big, that's how I like harpies. Is she also aggressive?

>>15635971
Doctor, Evil Scientist, variations on their robes and resurrected paladin would work best.

>>15635996
No, that chirp chirp is already in line to marry >>15635998

>>15635984
Liches are bitches

>>15635990
But I don't want to mate with the chirp chirp. I want to mate with the the rawr.

>>15636006
You're a bitch

>>15635975
Drawing a crab will be a pain due to that shell and those claws. They're so huge, like they cude tear a tank apart!

>>15636005
But I want to marry this one >>15635990 not this one >>15635996

I'm >>15635998

>>15636017
>cude
Could. Jesus Fuck.

>>15636006
Fight me, nerd.

>>15636016
Litches ain't shit but magic and tricks

>>15635971
I want to see a Lich dressed up as Cloud of Darkness from Dissidia FF.

>>15634470
When did this come out because godamn

>>15635921
You bet so.

>>15635971
>Tharja from Waifu Emblem
>Ayamine Kei from Muv-Luv
>Saya from Asterisk
>Origami from Date A Live
>Sanya from Strike Witches
>Erika from Pokemon
I want the Lich wife to cosplay them all and not judge me too much for my taste.

>>15635967
Cancer is cute

>>15636022
Too bad.

>>15635971
Undead are best in general, which is why they work so well in different outfits.

>>15636077
B-But

I want to mix a vampire and a harpy!

A vampiric harpy!

>>15636087
You mean a bat?

>>15636087
>not Werewolf and Vampire

>>15636091
No, a vampiric harpy!

>>15636098
So a bat.

>>15636087
Hopping vampire + harpy

>>15636101
No!

>>15636101
Not all bats are blood suckers

>>15636087
Vampire Dragon/Wight Dragon!

>>15636106
Yeah, and not all harpies are bats.

>>15636104
Yes!

>>15636092
>Not a Vampire and a Yeti

Does anyone have the image for that? Thought I had it saved.

Kejourou + Dullahan

>>15635967
More common than a good picture of March Hare, I'll give you that

>>15636123
You mean a wig?

>>15636127

No, I mean a Kejourou who can toss her head at someone to ensnare them in hair and them have her body walk pick them up and walk away.

Also the head can walk on its own

Alternatively Kejourou + Rokurokubi

I want to make a fruit salad for a bat

>>15636153
>Kejohan playing shotaman GO

Trully fearsome.

Could a Kejourou Dullahan walk he head using her hain

>>15636119

>>15636087
Vampire + Amazon

They're my two favorite girls and that hybrid is probably my wet dream.

>>15636192
the hug is an excuse to go in for the neck bite

http://i.imgur.com/tWRyPJI.png
Can you handle this much moth?

>>15636079
>Undead are best
Wights and liches are too good, how can other girls even compete.

>>15636192
Thanks. I'm sure she would be gentle when biting.

>>15636217
I can try.

>>15636217
Probably not but I'd kill my dick trying.

>>15636217
Is that moth leaking milk? Niiice.

>>15636220
Should they just give in and join the undead?

>combining monster girls
>not loving each and every one separately for their own reasons

Plebeians. All of you.

>>15636259
>Haremfag
Calling others a pleb

>>15636269

I don't have a harem, but all monster girls are good for their own reasons.

I like paladins because they can protect me

>>15636284
Monstergirls can protect you better.

>>15636259
You mean you don't want a harem of a Yeticore, Ushikade and Hellmantis? Weird man.

>>15636284

There are a lot of Monster Girls that can do the same thing.

>>15636288
>Harem
Another pleb

>Group of Paladins decide to beat up on the husbando of a Shoggoth or Mindflayer
>Nearly maiming him to the point of never being able to walk again
>In her anger, she turns the Eldritch from 1 to mother fucking ÍA ÍA CTHULHU FTAGHN in a heartbeat
>When they're found, one Paladin's hair is completely white, muttering about the doom of fallen R'lyeh
>Another died of fright, clawing at his eyes
>The other swears that he can hear colour and see across different dimensions, where crystalline hellhounds snigger and snap at him
>The final one is in the corner of the room, completely silent and devoid of movement
>But when they touch him, he turns into a putrid, black ichor that reeks of the ocean
>Then the eyes open, all on the walls, staring into the souls of all present

>>15636284
>>15636285
>>15636291
I love my Dragon waifu because she'll always protect my smile, even though I'm so much weaker and smaller then her.

I'm going to mix an Orc and a holst and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me!

>>15636314
I don't see the point of that mix.

>>15636321
Soft, sadomasochistic cows that have muscle.

>>15636217
I can handle way more moth than that.

>>15636324
Oh, you meant Orc as a normal orc, not a P'Orc.

Meh, I'd rather get a big green normal orc for snu snu.

>>15635465
Seaslimefag is I.
And I think it's great. Love the idea of the minislimes with those pointier veils on their heads.

>>15636324

Why not either a fit Holstaurus or a gentle Minotaurus?

>>15636328
>TFW I'm the only vanillafag here who can actually admit to liking every flavor of Orc girl

>>15636339
Those would be good.
I just enjoy the cow.

>>15636341
I'd love every flavor of Orc in every position.
Goes without saying that they'd all be broodmothers after a month.

>>15636247
I need more momth PLEASE!! (For my folder)

>>15636368
Artist is Buck-Satan IIRC.

>>15636385
Thanks Anon

>That horrible realization when no matter how chocolate crumble cake you pretend your choice in waifus is
>At your very core you are just so
>French Vanilla

>>15636192
Ah! Vampire hugs!

>>15636385
Her Tumblr page is perhaps the most Tumblry Tumblr page I've ever seen, but they're a pretty fantastic artist. I'll have to commission something from them at some point.

>>15636415
At my very core I'm a perfectly good flavor of cake/ice cream and a delectable flavor of candle?

>>15636415
I want to help a cyclops stand out in the crowd by giving her a bunch of potions to increase her bust and hip size!
I want her to keep going until they get almost too big for her frame and she's forced to repay my help by becoming a milk cow...



Impregnation would follow to improve her milk flow.

>>15636421
The guy lurks this place too, as I remember chatting with him after that one Kiki of his was posted.
Kejfag also commisioned from him IIRC.

>Ooo! A Human!

what sort of shit would a delivery boy get into in mgc?

>>15636433
No fox can catch the wang dangler!

>>15636415
>act like my taste in porn is only the most degenerate of stuff
>it's actually entirely only disgustingly sweet things

get a feeling so complicated

>>15636430
>him
Aren't they a girl, though? Their "about me" page would suggest that.

>>15636434
Wondering how many of his boxes are dildos, how many were ordered just so a single MG could try to trap him, the occasional YEEEAAARRT.

>>15636433
Yes I am a Human!

Take me to your shrine! I wish to meet your mof- I mean leader!

>>15636438
You literally have no idea how much it affects me when it comes to shit like writing. I want to write extremely degenerate stuff with Shoggoths and Mindflayers and shit but at the same time, I just want to relax with a P'Orc and sweater puppies just sipping hot chocolate. Fuck my shit up.

>>15636433
Ooooo! A source of fox milk!

>>15635600
Brown Raijus best Raijus.

Have these threads ever had female fans of monsters or is that just not a thing

>>15636430
He/she has also been a drawfag for different boards and is aware of the threads here, seems like a decent person if you can look past the stereotypical tumblr page.

>>15636441
Well, that's news to me.

>>15636450
If there has, it probably hasn't been for long since the two ways they could enjoy it are rage on sight topics.
Unless they have a corruption fetish.

>>15636450
No anon you will not find a girl to cosplay as your waifu

>>15636450
LDR if you believe her gender. She's also into more kinky shit than most the thread.

Guy's Night!

Cute boys get free drinks!

>>15635659
Oh, thank you anon!

I've been asking for this the last couple days, since I realized the file I thought I saved was corrupt.

>>15636450
Yeah, a few. LDR and TF in the past, I'm pretty sure IA lurks here every once in a while too.
Going by that, there must be at least one or two more female fans who post here without outing themselves, because, y'know, they know how to not announce themselves.

>>15636463
I see a girl I don't know, a whore and a nice girl.

>>15636434
get good at running from lonely MG's. Until they meet one that dont want to run from and accept their invitation to stay for something to eat

>>15636434

>That'll be $15.99 ma'am
"Oh dear, I don't have any money. Is there some other way for me to pay for it?"
>I take debit or credit.
"My credit card information was stolen and I have to wait a few more days to get a new one. Are you sure there's no other way I can pay for it?"
>We take checks.
"I uhh... lost my check book. Seriously, I'll do ANYTHING to pay for it."
>I'm sorry ma'am, but I have to take some form of payment for th-"
"JUST LET ME FUCK YOU HOLY SHIT."
>"Ma'am, we have a policy of not accepting sex as a method of payment. I'm sorry, have a nice day."

Then the girl goes back inside and eats a tub of ice cream while quietly sobbing.

>>15636463
Oh wow Charon works here!

I'm a big fan! I hope I can get her autograph! She's ferried my ancestors for millenia!

>>15636472
shouldn't monstergirls realize the men would get fired for being payed with sex

>>15636438

>Want to be the fuck toy of a monster girl who is stronger than me and treated like a piece of meat
>Also want her to genuinely care about me and my well being

It's a strange feeling.

>>15636465
>there must be at least one or two more female fans who post here without outing themselves, because, y'know, they know how to not announce themselves
Likely is, pervy girls with femdom fetishes who would probably enjoy being Hellhound or Manticore for example.

And then there's the ones on the more submissive side of things or girls who are into degrading situations who might dream of being a Hinezumi or Kiki. Girls can be just as lewd as guys and any who have been on 4chan for more than a week know not to announce it unprovoked.

>>15636415
I don't think I can make a good cake metaphor for my waifu.
On the one hand, I want to tenderly love her and have the most sweet vanilla relationship with her.
But on the other, I want to do things to/with her and subject her to fetishes that would make /d/ double-take.

So I guess the cake would be sweet frosted vanilla on the outside, with an inside that is filled with stuff like vanilla-flavoured animal dicks, dark slime jam, and cake-mix that exists in five spatial dimensions.

>>15636463
I want to tenderly love Charon.

>>15636463
>B-But you said cute guys get free drinks...
>That's exactly right sir, they do. That'll be twelve bucks, please.

>>15636502
>If I put this collar on Anon there's no way he can ever leave me! Kyaa!~ I said it out loud!~

>>15636463
>The free drinks are vaginal fluids straight from the tap

>>15636499

I've never worked at a food delivery place. Is that true?

>>15636444
>never gonna cuddle with a vampire while she sucks my blood

Vampires make my heart go doki-doki like no other. I blame my oral fixation.

>>15636502
I'm a total slut for gentle femdom, god forbid a monster ever found out I melt upon any sort of contact with my ears

>>15636502
It's called having taste.

Try and stop a yeti from hugging, I dare you

>>15636546
I'll tell my waifu

>>15636549
The yeti will hug her too.
She can't be stopped.

>>15636546
I always have a feather ready to tickle a Yeti until she releases her hug.

>>15636508

>implying I would think about running away after she claimed me

>>15636535

>I'm a total slut for gentle femdom

The best

>god forbid a monster ever found out I melt upon any sort of contact with my ears

Sadly I don't know what my hyper lewd spot is. But it would be fun for a monster to figure it out.

>>15636434
Territory wars with the Delivery Wock

>>15636535
>I'm a total slut for gentle femdom
It really is the best.

Anon will never be able to resist!

>>15636576
Run!

>>15636576
Hellhounds would be GOAT for me, but I can't stand the heat.

Maybe if I didn't live a in a desert.

>>15636580
I'm resisting right now, I will never like spiders!

>>15636535
What about a vampire scraping her fangs against your earlobe, and breathing into your ears?

Fuck, all this femdom talk has rekindled my urge to be bitten and clawed all over by a strong anubis.

>>15636582
But I have the stamina of a sack of potatoes.

>>15636596
Good, I don't have to outrun the Hellhound, I just have to outrun you.

Who could an Ushi cosplay as

>>15636591
>What about a vampire scraping her fangs against your earlobe

Aw man, I hadn't even considered the possibilities of fang play. Truly I have a long way to go.

>>15636597
>Outrunning the hellhound

For what reason? If I were there, I'd just charge towards the hellhound and tackle her to the ground anyway.

>>15636602
A tank.
A spidertank.
A commercial aircraft's turbofan.