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Why does Byakuren have a motorcycle?

>> No.15623157
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Mid-life crisis.

>> No.15623159

Because shes a loose cannon who plays by her own rules!

>> No.15623192

To leave them all behind.

>> No.15627127
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>>15623150

ZEN and the art of motorcycle maintenance.

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>>15627127
I was pissed when that thumbnail lied to me on danbooru.

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To chase Marisa of course

>> No.15627234

Her sexy body is the only good thing about Byakuren

>> No.15627248

Traveling warrior monk, riding up and down the countryside

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>> No.15627305 [DELETED] 

>>15623150
The motorcycle seems to be missing something.
The components is a bit weird.

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>>15627234
>Not wishing to protect and liberate the youkai from human oppression and persecution

>> No.15627319 [DELETED] 

>>15627313
I bet nobody else cares about that.
You'll see later.

>> No.15627337

>>15627305

I ride and work on motorcycles with a buddy as a hobby. The headlight position is weird and the handlebars look really barebones and lacking in controls/brake lines and other cables.

Looks like some bubba build chopper almost with it's lack of features.

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>>15627305
>>15627337
It's what happens when you hire Nitori instead of Rika to build your bike.

>> No.15627363

>>15627313
Yes! Make her go the way of 'ol Lassy!

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Because why the fuck not.

>> No.15627367 [DELETED] 

>>15627337
Yeah, it looks like they put bicycle handlw bars there instead.

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>>15627305
>>15627337
It's either a 1940 Harley EL 61" Knucklehead

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>>15627377

>> No.15627387

>>15627282
COME WITH ME NAMUSAN!

She seems to exclaim there

>> No.15627408 [DELETED] 

>>15627380
No wonder it ended up in Gensokyo.
Shit's ancient.

>> No.15627830

>>15627377
Older bikes look so much better, I think.

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>>15627830

They really do, but I wouldn't want to ever ride one further than a few miles; those seats look brutal to ride on and there's no way they handle well.

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Want to come for a ride, anon?

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>>15632805
I'd rather not

>> No.15632881

>>15629717
they are murder on your legs, pelvis and back I can assure you; it's why I retired from motorcycle riding in the first place sadly.

>> No.15632904

>>15629717
I regularly ride a 60's bike, and it's not bad at all.
Although you're probably talking about a much heaver, older one.

>> No.15637460

>>15632816
That doesn't seem like they're all going to survive it.

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/jp/ - Bike Culture

>> No.15653244

>>15641657
Buddhists on Bikes - an incentive brought to you by Myouren Temple.

>> No.15653249

>>15623150
Mommy Byakuren looks VERY sexy in that oufit!

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>>15653249
"Very" early Suzi Quatro in her look too.

>> No.15653666 [DELETED] 

>>15641657
What bikes do /jp/sies ride
I ride sports

>> No.15653673 [DELETED] 

>>15653666
owing to chronic back issues sadly a Vespa is the closest I come to an actual bike these days sadly.

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>>15653666

I ride a super standard with too many fucking carburators! It's fun to cruise my city in the evenings blasting touhou arranges or whatever else.

>> No.15654711 [DELETED] 

>>15653666
I played Excitebike a few times.

>> No.15654995 [DELETED] 

>>15653673
I kind of like scooters too, though. Though again, there's something about a lot of the older ones that just seem a lot more aesthetic. I dunno, maybe they just look more rugged and less like something some toy.

>> No.15661353 [DELETED] 

>>15653666
Mountain bike. Step it up, plebs

>> No.15661488 [DELETED] 

>>15654995
Yes I like the classic lines of any pre 1970 Vespa myself. Something about them just screams 'early 50s Jet Set' to me.

>> No.15669667

>>15623150
MEMES!

>>15627282
This should have been the look instead of the latexy suit.

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>>15661353
My nigga.

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15669876

I want mom to pick me up from school on her cool otobai.

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>>15669876
Hold on tight!

>> No.15670076

Too bad bike otaku thread will probably get deleted.
This thread will soon follow its cohorts.

>> No.15671346 [DELETED] 

How much did your bikes cost, /jp/? I've been wanting a motorcycle for a while but I'm a bit tight on cash now

>> No.15671892

I think it was in Forbidden Scrollery where it was shown that she actually still has the bike (or at least the keys) after ULiL.

Are buddhists allowed to have bikes, I'm confused.

>> No.15671920

>>15627282
that face reminds me of moot

>> No.15671987

>>15671892
Byakuren doesn't give a shit about Buddhism.

>> No.15672041

>>15671892
Pretty sure you are, it's not like drugs/alchohol.

You could probably shoehorn in meditation on the dharma or something while you are doing maintenance, lots of repetitive actions.

Or that it's a lesser evil to get the young into Buddhism

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Why does she wear a leather jumpsuit?

>> No.15674747

>>15672081
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

>> No.15675414 [DELETED] 

>>15671346

$1,800 for a bike that wasn't running so good and another $400 or so to get it shaped up.

Just because it looks clean on the outside doesn't mean the prior owner wasn't a fuckwad who couldn't even bother to change rusted, black spark plugs or clean the carbs.

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>> No.15675487

>>15672081
Because Tasfro wanted to make something they could jerk it to while making the game.

Considering how shit the game is they spent more time fapping than testing.

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M-mom, please.
You are too old for that.

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>>15671346
$4000
A lot of great bikes can be had for <$2500 though

>> No.15675716

>>15675487
t. sokufag

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>> No.15683386

>>15627152
Me too. I thought I was going to gaze upon Mommy's pretty frilly pink bra!

I was to stain them with my smelly cum.

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Where's your Buddha now, Hijiri-san?!

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>>15683466

>> No.15683670 [DELETED] 

>>15675629
have i seen you on /dbt/ before?

>> No.15683702

>>15683356
KENJAKIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.15684415

>>15683356
Cue that famous Steppenwolf song again!

>> No.15691895

>>15675432
Krusty Myourens, coming next fall.

>>15675611
Spellcards on motorcycles?

>>15683386
I'll go after you and use your spunk as lube!

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>> No.15699990

>>15699967
REVENGE

>> No.15700136

>>15671987
>Byakuren doesn't give a shit about Buddhism.
Yep.
Miko 2.0, in private she's probably a filthy Taoist.
Then when she gets discovered Ichirin will become the disillusioned apprentice who has to overthrow her mentor who has fallen to darkness.

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>> No.15700411

>>15700399
Too extreme! Cut it out, please.

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I'm gonna marry Mom and impregnate her tits! Then we'll go on a motorbike ride to the moon and beat up lunarians!

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"Hey, kid..."

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>> No.15715657

>>15715593
"Hey, kid.. Wanna bump a thread once a day?"

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OUTTA THE WAY

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>>15715657
She'll make it worth your while...

>> No.15716362

>>15716160
No, I don't find boring sexy images worthy.
I rather have 2chan bike edits.

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My semen
On
Mom's tits.

>> No.15726495

>>15700136
Is Unzan the comic relief?

>> No.15726536

Good daily bumps lads, see you tomorrow

>> No.15727503

>>15726536
Seeing decent thread has to be ruined with boring lewd image bump I wish it'd just die.

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>>15727503
Can't stop the mommy paizuri.

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>>15623150
How does Byakuren switch into a latex catsuit and back to her normal clothing in the span of a single Last Word?

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