/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>no werecat OP image

You're an awful, heartless bastard, OP. We agreed on werecats.
And maids are shit.

>>15626010
That purple Kiki seems suspicious, must be my imagination.

Maids are olev.

>>15625896
>>15625968
The best type of cat.

>>15626016
But theres already a werecat thread >>15624133

>>15625628
>>15625651
Reminds me of that horror idea with the Demon Lord banishing an abomination monstergirl to an oubliette dimension.
Then, random tiny fluctuations in the fabric of reality mean that some poor sucker might be standing in exactly the wrong place, at precisely the wrong time, to fall through a tear that lasts for only a literal millisecond, only to find himself trapped in that hellish prison. With no way out, as the abomination monstergirl hunts him down.

>>15626016
I didn't see any new threads and simply made a new one anon. Now there's nothing wrong with maids, have a nice cat maid.

>>15626052
Mixing maids and monstergirls is like mixing bleach and ammonia.
On their own they both serve their functions, but only a literal retard thinks the two together is a worthwhile idea.
It's the same kind of gap moe which acts as a cancer to anime in general.

Here's something new from Luth

>>15626018
Nonsense, your maid looks normal as always. Now why don't you take a nice nap and let your maid take care of you. I heard she gave your bed a good cleaning.

Kike-li!

>>15626072
I don't think that's a Kikimora.

>>15626067
>He doesn't want a Kikimora who gets rid of other women, because dirty whores will only make master dirty as well

x is best girl

Did someone say cats?

>>15626084
That's a filthy lie.

>>15626078
You're half right. I don't want a kikimora, period.
I'll take matangos, pot devils and charybdis girls over them.
Literally not monstergirls.

>>15626010
I reward my maids daily

>>15626068
I swear Luth exists in some strange Wonderland parallel of our own universe where he's never open to take commissions when I check, and yet he's constantly drawing commissions for other people.

>you will never destroy your relationship with your monster wife and daughterus after a particularly intense game of Monopoly

>>15626068
I want to impregnate magmatits.

>>15626092
New maid when? Two feels like a weird number for maids, I like my servants in trios.

And there's this from Mono

>>15626092
I want a Shog with a biiig booty.

>>15626110
I completely agree. Im hoping for some sort of Zipland maid who wears a china dress.

>>15626116
Oh, that's lovely. Everything right down to the shade of blue for her shirt is appealing.

It helps that I'm also a huge sucker for lovely green eyes.

Do we know who commissioned it?

>>15626110
Skeletons, golems, kobolds.

>>15626098
It's more that he's been taking a long while to get through his commission queue. I think I waited close to three months for that one.

>>15626129
This feels like some rock-paper-scissors power triangle with a sexual twist to it.

Kobold doms skeleton
Skeleton doms golem, somehow
And golem disciplines kobold

It's a perfect balance.

I like Kikimoras and Shoggoths that are friendly rivals

>>15626135
Oh, I see.
Luth must have a lot on his plate, then.

>>15626090
>charybdis
Stop reminding me that those exist.

Any monsters that can put men out of their misery?

>>15626116
Mono's on a real roll lately. Anubis, Jinko and Zap Weasel in less than a week.

>>15626116
Mono is on a role.

>>15626151
Nope. She's all alone, stuck at the bottom of the ocean, making the sea slightly saltier one tear at a time.

>>15626157
Mindflayers

>>15626157
Will-o-wisp.
Succubus who sucks a man's soul out of his body during sex, and keeps him safe and cherished inside her own spiritual body.

>>15626169
>Succubus who sucks a man's soul out of his body during sex, and keeps him safe and cherished inside her own spiritual body.
I like the sound of this.

>>15626167
This. Mindflayers will fix you right up and love you forever after.

>>15626157
Demon via a marriage contract. Then they spend the rest of their lives making merry.

>>15626164
Good, she deserves it for being so digusting!

In one moment, Earth; in the next, Heaven.

>>15626145
I want a crazy shoggoth and a scary stoic kiki as my loyal bodyguards.

>>15626169
>>15626175
technically they are of the Undead family. Yeah, im that guy.

>>15626185
Lich deserves better than LQ.

>>15626157
Shotgun-chan

>>15626185
Liches would be the best monster at deadpanning lewd lines. They probably don't have a whole lot of tact about it either.

>>15626145
Even in bed? Not only would they pleasure you at the same time, but they would tell you their rival's weaknesses so you could turn them into a moaning mess.

>>15626175
It's a lighter take on the whole thing of a succubus stealing one's soul with sex.
Rather than act all smug and evil about it as she subjects you to literally soul-rending pain, turning your body into a dessicated corpse, she does it with genuine love and care. Having sex with you as she uses her hands to slowly guide your soul down towards your dick, focusing all your sensation there. Then when you literally cum your soul into her, she basically embraces it with her own soul, subjecting you to an endless warmth as you're directly exposed to her emotions.
She'd probably keep your vacant body maintained and healthy too, maybe in a form of stasis, if you ever decide you want to go back in it. But then again, why would you?

>>15626196
I want a yandere megane type Kiki, and genki tomboy Shoggoth

>>15626185
>>15626203
What is it about Liches that make me want to hold one tight and not let go?

>>15626196
I feel like a silent-type kunoichi would fit in there. No, wait, Chuuni-style kunoichi!

>>15626220
That's completely normal. I challenge you to find a man who doesn't want to embrace a Lich, burying his head between her breasts while she mutters that she needs to research why he's behaving in such a way.

>>15626223
what do you do if she goes full chuuni

>>15626157
Pazuzu

A man's mind will be blown away with the breeze of the southwestern wind, while Paz-chan decides to take his body for a joyride.

>>15626223
I would prefer a quiet mantis in a business suit that's secretly very paranoid of any threats hurting her boss.

>>15626220
They're soft, curvy, pretty, highly kissable, lovely kuuderes, and magical and powerful

Are lich and will o wisp considered oppai loli?

>>15626229
But what if I want to hold a Lich against my chest and call her cute?

>>15626220
>>15626235
Oh, also they have fluffy, highly ruffle-able hair.
And their breast milk is cool, refresing, and will stimulate your very soul with its magical essence.

Plus they probably smell of books and incense, and are the perfect girls to fall asleep on while resting your head on their lap.

>>15626234
>No bodyguard Mantis sisters.
Dammit.

>>15626238
Go and look up what a loli actually is, then ask yourself that question.

>>15626215
Extremely nice.

>>15626230
*unsheathes dickatana*
Now this is a fight!

>>15626220
Her eyes look tired and the emotionlesness makes you want to cheer her up, they perpetually look like they need hugs and sleep.

>>15626230
When you're a sex-ninja, is there truly a full chuuni to achieve? Really, it's hard to say where reality begins and ironic humor would end there.

>>15626234
I want her watching over my shoulder totally still whenever I'm talking with a strange girl, looking calm but ready to lash out any moment...

>>15626256
Always remember, a litch was just a really lewd human once. Those eyes are part of a strategy!

I want to make a loli Kikimora wear a big vibrating butt plug whenever she cleans.

More milky tomboy Vampire when?

>>15626270
After flatchested vampired

>>15626264
Liches are not lewd!

>>15626185
>>15626203
Soon

>>15626116
Well, I'm convinced. I fucking love zapweasels.

>>15626256
The popular stereotype of the researcher is that of a skeptic and a pessimist. Nothing could be further from the truth! Scientists must be optimists at heart, in order to block out the incessant chorus of those who say "It cannot be done."

>>15626299
Zakharov lich when

>>15626289
>VAMPIRED
Sounds like cuck porn Dhampirs watch

>>15626317
Eek a delinquent! I gotta go to the student council president!

>>15626292
You fool, you're already lost!

>>15626317
Oh my.

>>15626317
>Monster gyarus
Fuck yeah.

>>15626322
aww jeez

>>15626322
Fat Dreamhorse Tats

>>15626322
You're wrong! Liches are nowhere near lewd!

>>15626317
I'm scared of bugs and delinquents, so how do I avoid her

>>15626295
Coming along beautifully Barb!

>>15626295
Oh man, I remember Barb was talking about this in a stream recently. Looks amazing.

>>15626322
>sample

Post the fullsize at least, nigga.
But damn, I love that image. Everything about that lich's body is so dickable, and the way her hands are sinking into those nightmare tits is the best.

>>15626322
>Those big fat dream tats
>Those thighs
>That everything
Fine fine, penis. But this is the last time for the week!

>>15626339
Use bug repellant as deoderant.

>>15626269
>Her whole body vibrates and moves her along the floor
>Glass cups are always rattling together as she carries them on a tray
>When she squeegees the windows it ends up leaving odd streaks that look like it was cleaned by an epileptic
>Whenever she's close you keep checking your phone because you think it's on silent and you keep getting messages
>She can never get a word out without stuttering
>"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-a-"
>"......'Master'? Okay, next word, please."

This idea seems to have a few holes in addition to the vibrating one, anon.

>>15626345
Biggest one I could find, my African brother. But I'm glad you can also appreciate fine art.

>>15626322
>yurishit

>>15626116

I fucking love Raiju's design.

>Our threads might get to be in a /jp/ banner
Oh boy

>>15626359
but what if it repels the spiders?

>>15626322
That's yuri.

Tall, muscled dark elves!
Iron abs!
Tight quads!
Perky rears!

>>15626373
Wait, what?
Wait, what?

>>15626373
It won't there are much better to pick

Lich magical girl team would be the best even if they don't sound excited while calling out attacks

>>15626363
Did you look on the boorus or the artist's orginal page to find the variations at their full size?

>>15626373
Which picture?

>>15626384
The banner contest, they're doing the votes for /jp/, this is one of them
Just being mentioned puts a bad taste in my mouth out of remembrance of the /a/ days

>>15626373
Somebody made a banner based off of us? How terrifying.

>>15626405
If it's >>15626401, it's not based on us, just mentioning these threads.

>>15626401
This is going to affect us much worse than MGE's English translation.

>>15626411
I see now.

>>15626322
Looking at it a little more, another thing I love so much about this image is just how well the lich's body conforms on top of the nightmare's

>>15626299
You ivory tower intellectuals must not lose touch with the world of industrial growth and hard currency. It is all very well and good to pursue these high-minded scientific theories, but research grants are expensive. You must justify your existence by providing not only knowledge but concrete and profitable applications as well.

>>15626401
Damn, I wanna fuck a fairy too.

>>15626401
Oh geez oh man.

>>15626401
im voting for the do not come to jp banner

>>15626401
I don't see the point of that banner

This is bad for us

>>15626425
I'd rather fuck a Titania.

>>15626416
Eh, desu I dont think the English translation will be that bad
Solely because I don't think anyone new coming to 4chan for threads about would think to go to /jp/

>>15626438
no we need some new blood

>>15626295
That's one hell of a transformation from the sketch that was posted before. The expression in it had it's own charm too, but that's really intense. It looks like one of the best things barb has drawn so far.

>>15626421
I want to recreate The Merchant of Venice with tanuki as moneylender. Most of Shakesphere would be about 30% better with monstergirls.

>>15626439
Please leave the boat fairy alone. She's happily married to a cool Jewish fella.

Always dick the childhood friend monster

>>15626441
Fuck that noise, aside from a select few the new blood we've had sucks.

>>15626441
No we don't.

>>15626440
Hopefully, personally I think the whole thing will either crash and burn or just blow over.

>>15626441
Fuck no, new blood is terrible. I want the old days back.

>>15626441
Anon, honestly Im more afraid of /jp/ getting resentful of us.
I just dont want to go through another shitposting war and another exodus
Pic related

>>15626451
Eh?

>>15626203
Where can I find more high res profile pics like this?

>>15626466
We should make a new one of these for the current drama.

>>15626466
I'm scared about the natives, I'm scared about what we might attract.

>>15626466
Like the Tanuki we are always persecuted

>>15626474
What drama?

>>15626471
KC's Enty is the source, but I think someone's got an Imgur album of the current high-res releases.

>>15626471
In the Archive.

>>15626474
Eh, we dont have any new drama though
Even the drama we had a while back was just a redux of the same drama we had when we got kicked out

>>15626479
If I told you, we'd both be blocked, then subsequently banned.

>>15626486
the stuff that got the thread kicked is even that prevalent anymore.

>>15626475
I think we don't really need to worry about the rest of /jp/. There's the occasional autist, like in the wake of that /qa/ thread, but after being here for two years, things with /jp/ have settled down to a pretty level norm.

THE NORMIES ARE COMING! THE NORMIES ARE COMING! QUICK! BURN THE THREAD DOWN! BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND!!!

>>15626322
Hey this is not yuri, it's some kind of pseudo-futa weird thing, I was lied to!

>>15626466
i've known /jp/ since 2009, they've never liked anyone.

>>15626421
"Mistress Druella's private residence will remain OFF LIMITS to the Sabbath inspectors. We have no milf-ification capability, we are not researching milf-ification potioneering, and we will not allow this coven to violate faction privileges in the name of this RIDICULOUS witch-hunt!"

>>15626498
I don't think magical constructs count as that, at all.
It's like calling a tentacle futa. The two are just totally different things.

>>15626498
>>15626508

...might you actually be referring to the nightmare's tail..?

>>15626508
Isn't the lich fucking the nightmare with a phantom horse dick and getting pleasure from it?

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>15626523
Nah, reverse image search the picture.
There's a version where the lich is creating a magical dick construct to use on the nightmare.

But the lich does have a lewd expression on her face in that version, so maybe there's some form of sexual feedback to her own vagina.

Either way, I wouldn't call it futa, because there's no actual dickgirl there. Just magical weirdness.

Any trips for prying off a clinging Wurm daughteru in the morning?

>>15626527
No shit. It's yuri/futa garbage and has started shitstorms before when it has been posted.

>>15626541
Place pie upon the table and walk away

>>15626527
What the hell are you on about? The max lewd that image gets is the breast groping and the fact that the lich has no skivvies.

>>15626549
That's a dumb thing to get mad about.

>>15626562
thats why I think we need new blood.

>>15626527
Using a floating magical dick, yeah. But there's an element of disconnect there which makes it pretty unreasonable to call it futa.
Like, a tentacle girl has tentacles, and they're all rather phallic, but you wouldn't say she's a futa, because they're not actual dicks, and she doesn't actually have one.

>>15626553
No, there's a third version with more lewdness. Look before you post.

>>15626529
Is it me or does the adult kiki's eyes look a bit yan? Either that or it's an "I've seen some shit." look and she's having an old war flashback.

>>15626529
Kikis love to watch informercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpqiyFPdHZ4

>>15626553
There are more versions which would anger the thread because everyone here is vanilla as fuck

>>15626541
Get Guts level strong and pry her off with the Dragonlayer.

>>15626562
Welcome to /mgt/. Please leave your logic, common sense and civility at the door like everyone else does.

>>15626564
No. Anyways you sounds like someone that just wants to watch the threads burn.

>>15626562
>>15626564
Fuck off cancer.
>>>/d/

>>15626569
You better delete that shit.

>>15626569
Those facial expressions are the best though, especially the lich's.
I can never not find them funny.

>>15626532
>>15626565
Sounds like pseudo-futa to me, but I better drop this.

>>15626564
So you want new blood that catter to your fetishes. Say it everything.

>>15626569
>Not liking that shit = Vanilla
No.

>>15626576
I can't tell if this is a joke post or not because in no part of my post did I indicate that I like futa or yuri or anything, I just said to stop getting mad at dumb shit.

>>15626584
I think you're just trying to create a new definition of what it is so that you can push a certain point.
But yeah, best to drop it. I think we can both feel triggers being pulled left and right.

>>15626588
>>Not liking that shit = Vanilla
>No.
I mean, it kind of is vanilla by definition. Nothing wrong with being vanilla, though.

>>15626589
You're either a stupid newfag who needs to lurk fucking moar or just trolling.

We've been over this a million times.

>>15626589
Just ignore him, it's the usual tantrum post.

>>15626576
>>15626588
this reminds me, we lack a salt elemental monstergirl. You know, the sort of species that goes into a topic only to bitch at people enjoying aspects of the topic they don't like? Kind of like a tsundere, only with less appeal.

Well, let's segue this crazy conversation before we all start making regrettable choices.

What other monstergirl hybrids do you want to see emerging from the lich's lab?
The anubis already "volunteered" to be turned into an ittan hybrid.

Suggest some interesting fusion ideas, and explain why they'd work so well.
Who knows, I might even add some onto an idea list for later commissions.

>>15626569
She's really fucking her with her horse dick.

>>15626605
"Keeping the cancer out is tantrums"
- cancer, 2016

>>15626401
>Not even the 4k achievement
>No JAV threads mention
>No Onahole threads mention
MildDisappointment.png

>>15626606
>to bitch at people enjoying aspects of the topic they don't like
Look, it's this argument again.

>>15626606
You're not even trying anymore.

>>15626606
Reminder, salt is more valuable than gold.

>>15626636
Didn't we even manage to hit 5000 at one point?

>>15626606
You've made your presence as a shitposter known.

>>15626606
Yep, we also need a passive-agressive alp.

>>15626645
Not that i know of. The highest we've hit was 4500+, right?
Wait, did we hit 5k? I feel like we have now

>>15626606
and she gets attacked by deergirls that lick her all over?

>>15626631

Cheshire and a fire elemental for some hot pussy

>>15626663
What a cruel and hilarious fate.

>>15626631
Crow Tengu and Lich or Vampire.

>>15626631
Shoggoth/Demon, essentially a highly evolved creature of Dark Matter.

Or Shoggoth/Queen Slime, who is an entire staff of active little meidos

>>15626660
I'm really not sure. I know we managed to get 4000 at least twice, but maybe 5000 just once.

>>15626441
Fuck you

>>15626633
>her horse dick
>her
Hehehe

>>15626677
>Shoggoth/Demon

Help.

>>15626677
>Or Shoggoth/Queen Slime

An army of many in a body of one, eh?

>>15626569
>everyone

>>15626652
>"No. Go on that date. I'm happy for you, really."
>"Of course I'm not upset."
>"Yeah, I'm just going to go see that horror flick."
>"Well, you're too busy to go see it tonight right?"
>"I told you, I'm not upset!"

It could work. Chases after a friend they knew before transformation, but friend still sees them as a 'bro.'

>>15626322
Damn I don't normally like Centaurs or Nightmares, but wow

>>15626645
>>15626660
4800 and some change, no 5k yet and don'tvthink we ever will.

>>15626701
How new are you.
Or how hard are you trying to get positive replies to that image.

>>15626701
Do you like futa or yuri?

>>15626711
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>15626701
>He didn't know that Nightmares are the best centaurs

>>15626701
Multiple recent events and discussions have slowly started to warm me up to nightmares. I feel conflicted for liking horsepussy, even if it's a really cute centaur variant with fantastic dream powers.

>>15626708
Ah, okay. Yeah, given how the post rate has slowed down, and how the moderation has lobotomised these threads post image limit, we'll never hit those numbers ever again, I reckon. At least not on this board.

>>15626322
>how can human boys even compete?

>>15626098
I'm still waiting on mine.

>>15626718
Ive always thought it was ludicrous as fucking hell that you lump the two together.

>>15626733
Yeah, same. Nightmares were one of those cases for me where I was initially against them until I read the entry.

>>15626740
Probably because it is.

>>15626740
Go away.

>>15626740
Maybe you should go back to /u/ then.

>>15626740
I know it's not the same, but I was taking into account that particular set of pics.

>>15626690
It would be a beautiful combination.

>>15626693
Thats what I imagined. Every day, after waking up in your Queen Shoggoth bed, she would bud into your adorable little maid army, who would set about maintaining your place.

Calcium?

>>15626776
I swear Tamamo has now been depicted as at least five different types of animal.

>>15626776
>foxtaurus
I'd fuck it.

Fox fluff is overrated.

>>15626776
What the fuck is wrong with her left tit?

>>15626776
chubby, milky kitsune are the best.
the four ears trigger me.

>>15626776
Calcium!

>>15626776
Also, even ignoring the four ears catastrophe, those cow ears are way too high up on her head.

>>15626786
>Fox fluff is overrated.

I'll fucking fight you.

I will never get to hold my waifu and gently heal her. I'm sorry June.

>>15626790
>>15626797
The cow ears are clearly part of her hairband, just like that fake cow tail.

>>15626797
Have you ever petted a fox anon? Get back to me when you do. That shit is coarse.

>>15626811
Welp, going to milk the fox, impregnate the fox, and get her nice and soft like a proper cow should be.

>>15626815
I've never gotten close enough to pet a fox. Only feed them with thrown scraps of ham and chicken.

Then again, all the foxes around my area are straggly, unkempt little buggers.

>>15626821
You madman, don't you think that fox is soft enough? Do you want to make her even softer?

To the guy who wanted the Kamilla, Hornet sandcastles on it's already been done

http://haniho.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1802

>>15626831
Yes, yes I do.
Gonna make her into a proper milking girl with a body to match.

>>15626839
Yeah, that was posted here a while back.
Also, what's that Booru even form anyway?

>>15626815
When I was a kid my father forced me to shoot foxes...

>>15626826
There you go. Only humans can make fox fur soft.

>>15626852
Alicesoft/Rance General

>>15626861
He was doing you a favor, anon.
It's going to sound edgy, but a man needs to be able to take life if necessary.

>>15626861
Foxes aren't that friendly and they carry rabies. It's like deer, people love them cause of bambi but those fuckers are killers.

>>15626776
Is there anything Tamamo can't pull off?

>>15626885
Being better than Jack.

>>15626885
getting Omachi a sex scene

>>15626861
Get ready to be haunted by a pack of yandere will o wisp foxes. They will lock you up in their fluff for ever.

>>15626893
Jack is really cute.

>>15626905
its what I deserve

>>15626885
Not being perfect wife material.

>>15626911
Best daughterfu and best butt.

>>15626893
Who draws these? Ive seen a few now

Goes without saying reverse search goes nowhere.

>>15626893
Jack is for giving daughterus

>>15626776

Tammy is the best man. The fucking best.

>>15626116
>rampant swearing once discharged on metal not shown

>>15626924
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=2553637

>>15626847
How would you even make her any softer, barring something like the legendary plushification potion?

>>15626941
much obliged.

>>15626631
Golem and Slime, just for the sheer contrast of each other.

>>15626949
Sweets, frequent massages, and maybe a potion or two.
Going to spoil the fox and milk her all day.

>>15626954
Would it be like wet concrete?

>>15626954
>>15626964
I think we're just reinventing the gnome at this point.

Unless you want a slime/golem combination like pic related.

>>15626956
You absolute madman. Massaging her, feeding her up, AND multiple potions?
You're not just going to create the perfect milking foxgirl, you're going to create a girl who is 100% soft.
Just consider the consequences here. Even the softest of all the slimegirls are only 99% soft.

>>15626986
Gonna get lost in that fox, although whether its because of rear molestation or breast fondling will be a real question.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider unconventional milkmaids like familiars, mummies, and golems.

They look for work and are ready to make you feel good.
Tittypire greentext with lewd scene will be posted tomorrow, I'm 90% done.

>>15626451
What?

>>15626997
They'll tell horror stories about this, y'know.
About the Anon who dared to play God, and made a milky kistune with a body that defied all law.
A body so deliciously plush and attractive, even space itself would be sucked into her, and she'd become a black hole of sexy curves, consuming this world until naught but herself remained, all the lost souls trapped in her eternal embrace.

>>15626317
I love the listless expression. Great piece all around.

>>15626997
>get lost in that fox

>>15627030
>This is why they warn you not to reach too far into a kitsune's tail.
A way to escape the Mofuverse is not always assured.

>>15627043
Oops, didn't mean to type that greentext arrow there.

>>15627030
I was almost hoping this would be like the pizza box again.

>>15627047
So you want to replace his face his a Chesire ass?

Monster girls defying stereotypes.
>Lazy Anubis
>Slovenly Kikimora
>Fuckable horse pussy

>>15627064
How did you manage to spell "I'm" wrong twice, in totally different ways?

That's impressive in its own way.

>>15627020
Gonna grope that kitsune, gonna make her the biggest in her kind be it in the hips, the rear, the chest, or elsewhere.

>>15626116
>More Zapweasel
God bless you, Mono. I've been wanting more art of her.

>>15627064
>crashing into the ryu from above

>>15627071
A lazy anubis is just a regular anubis who I'd dote on to the point where she'd become lazy and pudgy.

>>15627071
There's always frontpussy. Or were you getting at the barn smell?

>>15627084
Nah, she's holding you above her with air magic.

>>15627090
Same, I'd give her all the sweets, cakes, rubs, and cuddles she'd need.

I wouldn't let her lift a finger!

>>15627096
I never noticed before, but she's holding her own breasts.

>>15627075
what are you, a ryu school teacher?

>>15627071
>Unfuckable Baphomet

>>15627103
No, that's just her weird dragon-themed clothes.

But someone made a joking observation like yours a fair while ago, and we came up with the amusing little idea that Ryus are actually really lewd multiarms who are just secretly using their second pair of arms to fondle their tits all day.

>>15627096
I prefer to imagine I'm about to do a diving elbow drop.

>>15627054
Not him, but that'd make for a nice edit.

>>15627118
theres a queens blade character he literally does that

>>15627123
You mean Melona, right?

>>15627100
Don't forget princess carrying her literally everywhere, being her combination massage chair and dickthrone for her, and subjecting her to mummification bondage in the bedroom.

She'll be the most plump and pampered anubutt in the universe.

Oh yeah, had my first MG dream, that I remember. I was riding down the countryside and stopped by a beautiful garden, flowers of all colors were there, like a rainbow, some of them colors I've never seen in real life. Anyway, there's a troll tending to it and she invites me to her house saying I look weary or something along those lines. She made me food, don't know what I'd call it, all I know is that it had lots of meat and sauce, fine by me. So she tells me about some places around there, I just remember her telling me about some fuckhuge city. After the meal I want to leave and give her something in return but she gets all shy and gently holds my hand and says she doesn't want recompense, it doesn't let go. So we had sex and I left, but I could hear her saying I could come back anytime. The end.

>>15627133
Exactly.
Seeing the skindentation during bedtime bondage would be the best.
As would be getting her in a too small swimsuit and bringing her to the beach.

>>15627138
*but doesn't

>>15627071
Likeable Cheshire.

>>15627138
lucky you, the only vaguely mg dream I had was I was walking behind someone with purple hair. might've been a smug cat

i haven't even dreamed of my waifu yet ; ~ ;

>>15627071
I want to say completely submisdive, masochistic hellhound. But since they're switches, I'm genuinely at a loss at to what they would become. I mean

>rapes and likes to be raped
>doting and protective but kind of sadistic
Wait, since they protect their male something fierce, they'd become cowards, I guess?

>>15627071
> rather unintelligent lich
> cowardly hellpooch
> bully oomukade

>>15627159
>Bully oomukade
But they already are.

>>15627071
>human loving vampire
>Dick to humans dhampir
>unathletic pacifist lizardas
That last one hurts.

>>15627159
>rather unintelligent lich
Like a musclegirl Lich that only became a Lich for the sake of being able to punch things with Undead magic magic and shit?

>>15627170
>Musclegirl lich
>Undead MUSCLE WIZARD
God save our pelvises.

>>15627071
>ass rapingly fast zombies
>valley girl wight
>no nonsense moths
>daredevil weresheep
>hyperactive dormice
>420 blaze it hakutaku

>>15626974
Yeah, that image was more of what I was thinking of.

>>15627176
Girls can't be wizards.

>>15627184
If she is 30 and a virgin then yes she can

>>15627071
>Flat holstaur
>Baphomet that hates her nii-nii
>Technophile elf
>Kunoichi that coughs every time she enters a room because it's rude to sneak up on people
>Sheeple hating giant ant

>>15627184
She'll fight you for the title.

>>15627199
>>Kunoichi that coughs every time she enters a room because it's rude to sneak up on people
that sounds kinda cute

>>15627141
Oh yeah, that'd be the best. Wrapping the bandages around her body, one loop at a time, drawing them nice and tight so you can see the slight pudge just spill out over it, until it's all completely covered in snug, taut silk. Just imagine wrapping them around her breasts, feeling your hands press so much bouncy softness down towards her chest, restraining and covering them until only the shape of her hard nipples remains beneath the wrappings.
Not to mention pulling the bandages taut over her pussy, until she's practically soaking them with arousal as they're tugged up between her puffy vulva lips.

By the end of it, only her eyes, nose and ears would be left uncovered. She'd be a curvy, wriggly anubis daki, ready to be hugged, humped, kissed or fucked as you see fit.

Taking her to the beach and swimming with her dressed in a string-bikini would be amazing too. Just imagine how jiggly her buoyant breasts and butt would look underwater. She'd be like a sexy floatation device, more or less.

>>15627205
Exactly!
That's an anubis I'd want!
Although she can't be as lazy when we have daughterus.

I'd still do my best to spoil her though.

>>15627204
Less cute would be having the ceiling constantly cough at you.

Armor fucking ready!

>>15627170
that drawing is kind of bad,
just pointing that out.

>>15627216
Cool. I still like it though.

>>15627184
Wizard is a gender locked class, fuck ye.

>>15627216
Figures a newfag who doesn't know Critnuke would also have shit taste.

>>15627228
Meant for >>15627196

>>15627166
> the last one hurts
Back before SOMEBODY fucked over CYOAs there was a greentext adventure about a lazy, stinky, hikki lizard who lived in a Stalinesque apartment block and it was breddy fuckin great.
So I have a soft spot for failed lizardgirls

>>15626068
It's always nice to see some dragons after a tiresome night.

>>15627273
>stinky,
Worse than footfags

>>15626234

>>15627315
10/10.

>>15627205

Stop making me want things. I already like multiple girls already.

>>15627315
Cute.

>>15627315
Always ready for business.

>>15627212
How many daughters would you want from her?
Just remember, her breasts will get larger and milkier with every child, and her body will become even more motherly.

Of course, it'll be even more of an uphill journey to get her fit again for the sake of caring for the kids. But I'm sure a couple of excitable, inquisitive anubis children would do wonders at keeping you both on your toes.
And they'd probably love the soft, warm, all-encompassing hugs their mother would give them. Her breasts would probably be big enough to completely cover an anubis child.

>>15627315
Business suits make everything better. Prove me wrong.

>>15627327
Wet Schedule Dog!

>>15627315
Chicks in suits are sexy.

>>15627369
Businessdog

>>15627349
Now I can't stop giggling because I'm thinking of a little Anubis playing hide and seek by hiding under her mother's huge bust.

>>15627386
actual peek a boob

>>15627385
Anf Mofu Mafia.

>>15627385
That's a cat

>>15627401
It's a kitten

>>15627397
I want my CC Mofu Mafia Aunt to purchase a house near mine with filthy blood money so that she can use me as a surrogate child to spoil and love on while telling me that she's just an administrative assistant.

>>15627327
Nope. I'll do the only thing I can with this uncontrollable love for anubii, and spread it to the world.

>>15627386
Exactly. When they're not literally hanging onto their breast with all four limbs to suckle at it, they'll be hiding under it, ears flattened to their head by the weight on top of them, smiling like they're havving the time of their life.

>>15627401
That's a fox you dumb crumpet.

>>15627409
God damn look at that tail.

Insecure /fit/ alps

>>15627417
It's obviously a bird you birdbrain.

>>15627430
Squatz and holst milkz!

Imagine the thighs!

>>15627431
Pretty sure it's an elf.

>You will never work as an exorcist and remove pesky Ghost girls that cause trouble.

>>15627071
Smug alp

When do you think Druella lost her virginity?

>>15627475
Within milliseconds of coming out of the womb.

>>15627430
I'd bury my face in their bellies and tickle them with my stubble.

>>15627479
Her mom was a futa?

>>15627479
but how is that possible?

>>15627489
Quicksilver was there.

>>15627491
Fucking Quicksilver, somebody should lock him up.

>>15627489
I checked.

>>15627475
After marriage.

>>15627487
Ew, no.

>>15627489
In the moment of her birth, Druella let loose a huge burst of magic that caused space to tear apart, expanding time so that she grew into an adult, teleported the nearest guy to her, then fucked him, teleported him back away as an incubus, then turned back into an infant all in the span of a literal moment.

>>15627495
Preferably with internet access, on the condition that his freedom is assured when he writes 1,000,000 words of more Tai and Tia, lolijub, or other loli monstergirl sexscapades.

>>15627489
Her dad was boning the demon lord when she was giving birth, and he got a 2 in 1 sort of deal

>>15627497
>Marrying a scum sucking whore.

>>15627315
LN can you do more mantis/glacies

>>15627506
What about a glacies/mantis hybrid?

>>15627505
She's adorable.

>>15627512
She wouldn't even have a face, Too much kuudere.

>>15627505
She could probably do better, yeah.

>>15627521
She covers her face in a mask of impermeable ice, but whenever she starts to blush and her face gets hot, it melts and reveals her true appearance.

>>15627514
>>15627525
Druella shills pls

>>15627530
Even her blush would be cold.

>>15627497
Wanna cuddle the blackberry
Wanna kiss the blackberry
Wanna fuck the blackberry all night long.
Wanna tell the blackberry I'll always love her while I cuddle her to sleep.
Wanna fluster the blackberry enough to make her blush.

>>15627540
She'd have pale skin, naturally blue lips, and a sky-blue tint would adorn her cheeks when she blushed.
She'd be as graceful and step as lightly as a snowflake, with pure white blades that would strike with all the force of freeze-thaw weathering splitting apart a rock.

>>15627505
You take that back

>>15627534
But she is cute!

>>15627549
Never.

>>15627525
Savage counter.

>>15627525
Absolutely demolished.

>>15627562

>two sets of ears

How does that work?

>>15627580
>How does that work?

Very well I'd say

>>15627556
>>15627562
Druella please leave.

>>15627584
[Insert paladin name here] please go

>>15627582
You know how you can fuck a girl by both her pussy and her ass? It's something like that.

>>15627590
You don't have to be a Paladin to not hate Druella.

>>15627562
>cant say tfw game will never happen
>tfw

>>15627580
With inbuilt redundancies.

For real though, imagine what it'd be like to touch a monstergirl with ears atop her head where her human ears otherwise would be.

It'd be nothing but smooth skin from her jawline to her hairline. I'm kind of disappointed no media has put a focus on that as far as I know.

>>15627584

>wanting this qt3.14 to leave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oplJnWUtyCE

What do you do when a Raiju comes up to you looking like she stepped out of the early eighties and starts singing at you in a mix of engrish and zipangu?

>>15627600
I want her to bully me

>>15627611
what bullying techniques would she use?

>>15627604
"And a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady".

>>15627595
Better delete that image. I haven't seen more kind of cancer in a single post in these threads for weeks.

>>15627604
Depends, how much glow in the dark body-paint is she wearing?

>>15627595
FOREVER

EVER

https://a.uguu.se/YbqeZ0WeSVkH.webm

sound webms NEVER EVER

>>15627616
>ching
Chin*

>>15627613
Use magic to levitate my stuff out of my reach
Pin me to a corner and call me a nerd
Im a huge slut for monsters more powerful than me

>>15627618
There's a thread almost constantly on /wsg/ exclusively for posting sound wembs and linking to them from other boards.

>>15627617
Not much. Her natural lightning markings already glow plenty enough

>>15627618
That webm put me in a good mood, Anon
Thanks

>>15627622
I want druella to go overboard and accidentally make me cry and them have tender loving make up sex

>>15627618
I don't understand the hype. I mean, she's cosplay tier so maybe she appeals to a broad range of anons but even still that's not all that special or notable.

>>15627645
It became a meme, it acceded.

>>15627645
She is terribly cosplay tier, but her character design and personality are so strong otherwise that she was a character who was essentially too good for the show she was in.
I'm glad she outlived it.

>>15627598

>It'd be nothing but smooth skin from her jawline to her hairline. I'm kind of disappointed no media has put a focus on that as far as I know

It's funny, because that's borderline uncanny. I get that certain monsters have their ears on their head, but not in the right place. I can just imagine being around a manticore or a Cheshire with short hair and being creeped out by their lack of "proper," ears.

The easy way out would just be to give them two sets of ears to avoid thinking about it too much. But someone mentioned on another board that having two sets of ears would make the hearing area/sensors/etc of the brain take up more space (do note that I am not an expert on how the brain works and I'm probably half remembering it). If that's true then one set of sensitive ears would be better than two sets of ears with human levels of hearing (or even one sensitive and one on par with humans).

It would be interesting to see it play out in any case.

Has KC made a phoenix yet?

>>15627660
Nope, but Hyphen's Fiora is a cutie, and we've had some great discussions on phoenix girls in the past.

>>15627663
>>15627660
There was this image by .less of a phoenix girl but it was a really old image

>>15627666
I think I have it somewhere
But I am way too lazy to look through my unorganized folder

Mecha-Wockdora when?

>>15627698
When you cut off her pretty little head and wings. So, never.

>sitting at home watching tv when you hear your moth-er washing dishes in the kitchen
>she's so submissive, you can't help but tease her sometimes
>sneak up behind her and grab her sizable breasts
>"A-Anon, what are you doing?!"
>reach a hand down to her stomach and grope some of her chub while still fondling her tit
>"Please stop. I'm gonna... gonna... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyufhtO7VU
>you release her and she slumps to the floor, panting heavily with her face beet red
>she's looks so cute like that

>Trusting monster girls

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1470199970058.png

>>15627709
>going to /v/

Fighting an art block by making a crystal slime(s)

bonus: http://i.imgur.com/HJGUKtO.png

>>15627712
>Liking monster girls.

>>15627701
I want to make babies with my Moth-er.
>>15627709
I can understand why some people love Franken-Fran, but man fuck that shit.

>>15627714
Did you take inspiration from the Sea Slimes? Because nice work.

>>15627656
I can understand it being a little uncanny for some, but for me, it's just another little monstergirl nuance I've learnt to take in stride. While it might not be an inhenrently attractive feature, to me, it's just more smooth skin to stroke and caress.

If you really think about it, there's lots of points about monstergirls which could be seen as uncanny in a more realistic situation.
Let's just use my canid monstergirl waifu as an example.

A wolf's ears atop her head, large enough that you'd be able to see quite deep inside, literally inside the top of her head.
The utterly surreal way the scalp and hair would transition to fur on the outside edge of the ear, and softer flesh with guard hairs on the inside edge.
Impossible, completely paradoxical eyes. At once as wild as a beast's, and yet as intelligent as a human's at the same time, with an utterly inhuman pupil and iris structure.
The border on her arms and legs where smooth, human skin changes to firmer, pinker, more leathery animal skin as the fur starts to bloom.
Paws which act and move like human hands. Able to grip and flex, and also move the thumb up so they look indistinguishable from a larger version of a wolf's actual paws, when she gets down on all fours to dash.
And the way her tailbone would be longer, jutting out between her buttcheeks with that same inhuman skin to form a tail, all long and thin under all that fur.

In the end, if your waifu actually appeared to you, right there and right now in real life, there would be some uncanny aspects of her you'd have to deal with.
But in my opinion, I think it's 100% possible to deal with, accept, and love them anyway.

>>15627721
The only people who like Fran are edgy cunts or Japanese subhumans.

>>15627709
To be fair, the endings to franken fran are always kinda fucked
>tfw they blew up the clone island

>>15627714
Nice, and a real interesting concept from you, as always.

Could you describe a little bit more about her? How's the crystal slime thing work?

>>15627728
>they blew up the clone island

First they took out the Hitler building, now this.

>>15627729
you feed a slime girl
crystal pepsi
crystal light
crystal meth
cristal

>>15627729
They're a version of my slime OCs that adapted to the cold. Their exterior is hardened so they don't suffer damage from freezing and are better at conducting heat and cold, the veils are thinned out versions of the sleeves and crests they originally had.

That said heat will soften them up, better make them cozy before trying any approaches

>>15627722
Not realy, just tried to redesign my own slime OCs, they do have a similar look now that you mention it

>>15627754
>tfw I forget the attachment

>>15627754
>>15627758
Intriguing.