/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>New thread made 2 minutes later

Damn it.

Why don't you guys stay in /d/? Or /furry/?

>>15581137
Because these threads are pretty vanilla beyond the monster parts.

>>15581127
Well, we should use this one since it was made first.

>>15581123 And which one is fake?

>>15581160
This one was made 2 minutes earlier than the other.

Migrate here.

>>15581160
that ones fake, i know cuz i made it
just use this one and let it die

>>15581136
The friend that cares for her waits until she is strong enough for sex and role plays the rape. Dominant monsters that physicaly can't rape their crush and not because he is strong but because she is weak is sad

>>15581164
>>15581166

I don't mind having a Matango OP. So let's discuss Matangos.

How can we make Matangos less shit tier?

>>15581137
How about you go bitch in the fifteen 2hu threads

>>15581180
You hug them

>>15581190
Forever!

>>15581177
I wanna help heal a sick hellhound that never could get stronk

>>15581180
You take them to Wonderland.

what happens when a virgin monster turns thirty or theirs lifespan equivalent

>>15581227
>forever alone monstergirl complaining about how she is 1 year closer to witchery to everyone on hbg

>>15581053
After that she can tell me everything she likes about me!

>>15581206
I wonder how you would treat a hellwan with a cold.

>>15581238
we need more aged love

>>15581227
They become prime specimens.

>>15581227
>Human child

>Phenomenal cosmic power

>Melt into water, evaporate

>>15581238
Don't let a witch curse a shota with a banana dick

>>15581240
With loving sex

>>15581245
>>Human child
Virgin birth or does her 2d husbando becone real

>>15581252
Virgin birth, a gift from the God chief for her years of purity in the face of her nature.

Always a boy

>>15581177
Bondage is also an option in this case. Monsters that still feel the need for control might have to expand the horizons a bit, but I'm sure a nice manticore friend could spare a barb. Ultimately for a monstergirl, the method doesn't matter if there's love?

>>15581261
Based chief God, will the boy disappear if his mom rapes him

>>15581264
But all her life her siblings and monster friends talked all about how great raping was and now she can't even try

>>15581238
>Damn paladin friendzoned me again why does he let those sluts rape him when he has me

Have a nice night /mgt/ o/

I want to comfort sad mindflayers because I love them

>>15581305
>Rigged Wyvern still won
O-ok then If that's how its gonna be I'm gonna rig every poll. Every Anon for himself now.

>>15581315
If she is sad she'd just flay herself to be happy

And you'd be standing there wondering if she has any sense of self

>>15581305
Those are some big thighs
Why does she look so uncomfortable?

Can a kiki raise a baby shoggoth

>>15581330
>she'd just flay herself to be happy
But she'd know it wasn't true happiness and instead a fraud making her sad oncemore

>>15581331
Yes and vice versa after a mix up at the hospital, neither family has noticed

any of you had dreams of any sort (innocent/lewd/dark) with your monster waifu or any other monster girl?

>>15581325
>rigged
Anon pls.

>>15581333
Well then, it's her fault for practicing her psionic defense over her mind control abilities

Go ahead and make her happy, just be careful that she doesn't sneak a tentacle fetish in your mind while you hug her

>>15581344
I dreamed running away from a spider due to my phobia does that count

>>15581344
No.

>>15581345
http://polljunkie.com/poll/fbpwyg/whats-next-on-the-list-snib/view

You really think this is fooling anyone?

>>15581325
As long as you vote for my favorite things

>>15581347
Jokes on her I already have that fetish

>>15581325
pls noh

No worries, I'm working on a kraken/wock image too. I'm also thinking I'll be running sketch polls via twitter from now on just to avoid this kind of stuff.

>>15581360
What about the Chocubus? Or the Cinnabus? She's the tasty winnabus.

>>15581274
> Be boy growing up in MGC
> Dragon girl across the street always ruining your sandcastles when you play
> Kicks your butt in sports when you get to school
> Gets to breathe fire and fly, a total showoff

> Years later in middle school, visiting same girl in hospital
> Incident with a drone toy and a construction site crushed her wings and shoulders
> Use of arms is questionable, flying is out of the question docs say

> High school now, find yourself bullied a lot
> Dragongirl neighbor cant hope to protect her 'property,' watches you do as you can to worm out of rapey situations
> The once loudmouthed kid you knew became a lot shyer these years
> Walk home together in awkward silences more often than you like

> one weekend afternoon she asks you over to help with yearwork
> watches mostly, her arms are still only good for light loads, you joke around with and old friend as you work and don't pay any mind
> She offers you a drink
> It's purple
> ask what it is, she calls it lemonade then stammers through a lame explanation that it's from some weird purple wonderland lemon, totally tasty or something
> She's on the verge of tears, full of self pity for even thinking of going through with things like this
> You drink it anyway pretending to be that thick, resigning to the fact that you and the damaged-but-wonderfully tsun girl were probably meant to be

> wake up eight hours later with her curled up on top of you, a massive headache,
>notice you're on top of her hoard, consisting of rare stuffed animals and tanukibucks
> Holy shit your head though, did she actually dose you with a full fucking supply of that shit on accident?
> Oh wait, her arms seem really cold
> readjust and go back to sleep, her arms now wrapped in yours

>>15581345
Anon if you've seen how many votes our polls usually get and how it show up from 3rd place to overwhelming first with nothing else getting new votes then you know that shit was more rigged than a vegas slot machine.

>>15581353
See, the tinfoil hat actually doesn't actually protect you.

Just thought I'd let you know.

>>15581365
why do shotas love the taste of Cinnabus Toast Crunch

>>15581378
It's the taste they can see!

>>15581375
Good end at least, injured smug monsters need love

>>15581344
Well practiced, I can lucid dream pretty much at a whim.

So tonight I'll be trying for this scenario.

>>15581377
>he thinks someone wouldn't rig a poll
>on 4chan
First day on the site?

Since I wear glasses could a Shog make contacts for me or will I go mad seeing through them

>>15581406
You won't go mad, but it will be like the sunglasses from They Live

>>15581365
I'm thinking of saving that for later actually, making it a full illustration instead of a sketch. Because cinnamon/choco succubus. Unf.

Ok going to bed. Have a nice night /mgt/ o/

>>15581397
>he thinks everyone will believe him without evidence
>on 4chan
>or indeed anywhere for that matter
You wanna try that again?

>>15581344
Dream I had last week

>Be at home playing a fighting game
>Mindflayer waifu teleports in
>Says that she is going out to buy a few things
>She adds that she will squid me so we can fuck while we're in the store
>Tell her that I'd rather play right now
>We play a game, winner decides my fate
>She wins by reading my mind and countering my moves
>Complain a bit about her cheating
>Wake up

I wish I could have felt what turning into a squid felt like, sadly I woke up too soon

Paladins aren't rape bait

>>15581421
Im inclined to agree with the guy. Its not that hard at all to rig a poll, and it happens all the time.

>>15581426
so you're a kid now?

>>15581429
Elves aren't rapeable

>>15581434
I don't know where this meme came from, but it needs to stop.
Elves simply will not ovulate unless it's rape.

>>15581396
Shog and Kiki threesomes? Sounds perfect.

>>15581438
I want to never succumb to the desire to rape an elf

>>15581445
Indeed. I could live as slothful as I wanted with those girls.

>>15581450
>Slothful
>With a kiki

She'd be pressing you to work hard and achieve your dreams

Get 2 Shoggoths if you really want to lead a slothful life

>don't talk to me or my husband's daugher ever again

>>15581458
I misspoke. Im a very hard worker, but my work is seasonal, so for half the year I just kick back.

And let the maids dote on me.

>>15581458
What if my dream is to be Slothful?

>>15581396
Can I get an uncensored sauce please?

>>15581344
I've had one that I can rightly remember. Kind of.

Thing is, that while it did contain my monster waifu...it was a cosplay there-of.

Basically the dream was just me walking down the main southern street of the town I grew up, towards a hotel that isn't there irl, where a convention is being held. See a ton of cosplayers as I go. I get to the hotel, and out of nowhere, two girls dressed as an Anubis and a Jinko invite me up to a room they're staying in for a photoshoot or something. Dream ends right around when I walk into the room with them.

Oddest thing that always stuck out to me about the dream was that there were a lot of Fi cosplayers as I was walking.

Reminder all girls are best girl

>>15581573
People love polishing their swords, all you really need to say about it.

>>15581593
Why does she wear a mask?

>>15581601
Because she's a long girl

I want to make a nerdy girl feel like she is the mc just like in her chinese cartoons! I'll even cosplay and even act tsun for them! Though she would have to pay for me to do such embarassing things.

>>15581226
>insane mushroom themed human girl
>better

>>15581114
To where all da Badger Girls at?

>>15581647
>To
Yo, goddamn autocorrect. YO.

>>15581647
Dead when Killing Bites stopped getting translated. Who knows, Murenase might come to have them at some point.

>>15581621
If you ever need a chuuni wingman, call me.
>>15581659
There was a regular badger girl in that?

>>15581662
Well, no. Ratel was a honey badger, but considering how great her design was, especially in battle, I just wanted to mention her.

>>15581666
I don't want angry rape-beasts. I want comfy cuddly Badgers.
Even if their asses just can't compete with the Honey.

>>15581671
Asking for no rape in a monstergirl thread is like asking for no killing in a Warhammer thread.
You'll take your rape badger, and you'll rape her back and like it.

>>15581679
Rape, he wrote. But that's not all he wrote, was it onii-chan?

>>15581659
>when Killing Bites stopped getting translated
Still fucking mad. It's enough popular in Japan, translators have shit taste though.

I just want edgy honey badgers, is that too much to ask? I hear it has sex scenes in the later chapters too.

I wonder if a chocobus/cinnabus melts if she gets too hot. In that case, she'd be partially soft and drippy every time she got a little bit aroused.
Maybe they lactate cream or white chocolate too.

>>15581713
Yeah, after the first group doing it dropped it, I think some other guy on /a/ a couple of years ago said they'd try their hand at it, but nothing came of it.

It's a damn shame, especially if what you say there is true.

>>15581725
It probably is, the author's other manga has rape around every corner.

The /a/ guy translated 1-2 chapters and left it there though, it's a damn shame.

>>15581746
Bah. At least there is the PS4 game coming out. That may pique interest for it.

>>15581767
>PS4 game coming out
Thus, killing bites! Tell me more!

>>15581767
Wasn't it Vita, or did they announce a ps4 version as well? If it can get a game then an anime shouldn't be far behind, that often motivates the translators that are driven by attention.

>>15581778
Too much rape for an anime to happen.

>>15581771
>>15581778
http://www.killingbites-game.com

Yeah, it's both. Vita and PS4, and it's a fighting game. Apparently it was meant to be out in Japan this spring.

>Be born in a small village
>Priests say I'm the hero from the prophecy
>Train during all my youth
>Get taught about justice and how monsters are evil
>Learn a few spells
>Receive an enchanted armor and sword
>Go on a journey to save the world from monster tyranny
>Travel many continents and defeat countless monsters
>Never manage to kill them because of how human they look
>Finally make it to the Royal Makai
>Monsters are extra strong there
>Have to stay 100% focused to stand a chance
>About to enter the final room and fight the Demon Lord
>A small monster pulls on my chest plate
>She's an offspring of the demon lord
>"Mister hero, will you marry me when I grow up?"
>Her cuteness is too distracting
>Tell her yes but only if she leaves me alone today
>She runs off shouting in joy
>Enter the Demon Lord's room and begin the final fight
>Get one shot
>Game over
>...
>Wake up in a bed
>Look around
>Seems like I am still in the Royal Makai
>Can't believe I was spared
>The young Lilim is sleeping on a chair next to me
>She is holding a pile of drawings of us celebrating our wedding ceremony
>A hero always keeps his word

>>15581778
Will it have subtitles..

>>15581781
I dunno, akame ga kill and taboo tattoo managed to get anime.
>>15581789
Can always hope for an SEA version with English text.

>>15581788
You really did it this time, dumb-dumb!

>>15581788
Cute.

>>15581713
>translators have shit taste though.
You have shit taste, killing bites was shit. You just want it for the meme badger's well-drawn ass.

>>15581825
She has other assets.

>>15581826
She does, but be honest. You'd be just as happy reading the raws and looking at all the pictures, because that's all this shit is worth. It's artist.

>>15581829
No I wouldn't, and fuck you for telling me what I'd like as if you knew me better than I do.

>>15581825
>Well drawn fight scenes
>Badger ass
>Fun animal facts
>Character interactions were okay
Nah the translators are shit, that's why they argue over who gets to work on naruto/nisekoi/bleach and get mad when someone does it before them. Most those groups do it for attention.

>>15581831
Yeah and I watched DxD for the plot.

>>15581844
I don't know what that is.

>>15581844
The DxD novels mostly becomes power level shounen with a side serving of lewd as it goes on, it feels like the tits were just to draw attention.

>>15581835
No, I know. it's just that dude has shit taste as well. I like /ak/ they don't seem too attentionwhory. But then I pay no attention to translator drama.

I want an oppai loli muscle medusa.

>>15581845
It's onee-san tits: the anime/ln

>>15581848
Word is they have a new editor.

>>15581852
>onee-san tits

The best tits.

>"I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by monster girls - foreign monster girls. Torn from my elders I was made to speak their language. With each new post my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change - I changed too. My thoughts, personality, How I saw right and wrong... Words can arouse."

>>15581862
Is that why you fucked Paz?

DxD reminds me of my old art.

I hate my old art now though, the rough actually looked better than the finished drawing.

>>15581862
>You taught me your langauge- and now I can talk dirty in it

t. Bill "Making Sure the Succubi Get Their Fill" Shakespeare

>>15580756
>>15580778
Pally and Yeti also work as a taxi service when patrons get too drunk

>>15581867
It's how monster girls say hello. It's hard acclimating to human society after having to fuck all of your neighbors as a greeting on your way home from work, where you spent all day fucking your coworkers and got nothing done because it took 8 hours to say good morning to everyone.

>>15581886
So MGs are bonobos?

>>15581877
Hating your old art is a good thing, means you've progressed.

So....
Sub muscle monster girls?

>>15581888
what about in a situation where someones old art looks better than their new art?

>>15581891
Knock yourself out, but I need doms.

>>15581894
And that I shall.
Enjoy your own flavor of muscle monsters, as is your right.

>>15581894

>I need doms

Don't we all

>>15581898
Jolly good.
>>15581899
Well not all of us, but I might need them for the share of those who don't.

>>15581862
Such a lust for sex
WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO?

>>15581894
Same. Submissive strong women can be fun though. Darkness in Konosuba can go toe to toe with some insanely powerful shit, but she still creams herself over being treated like shit. Even as a sub I can appreciate this.

we need pure lioness girls

>>15581929
Yeah.
Nothing would be better than a big, muscled pharoah who is a terror on the battlefield but positively meek in bed.

>>15581899
>A Hellhound will never pin you down and give you love bites all over
Why live?

>>15581935
Amazed KC hasn't done it yet, we've got monkeys but no queen of the jungle.

Manticore is a poser, give us a real lion.

>>15581954
>Manticore is a poser, give us a real lion.
THIS

>>15581964
>No tail
So fucking close

>>15581968
I think KC's lion would also have a mane, mostly because Manticore set a precedent for that and it's a dominant feature associated with the stronger gender.

>>15582024
yeah but my gut feeling leads me to believe it will lead to futa trolling

pop quiz! which came first, the harpy, or the egg?
the man she was riding

>>15582115
The egg. This was proven by science ages ago, because evolution and shit.

I'm confused about /vp/ anons.

Some waifu the pokemon, some waifu the human characters, some waifu the gijinkas, but when it comes to monster girl versions of the pokemon, all hell breaks loose.

>>15582135
SHUT UP ABOUT POKEMON! FUCKING BRATS GET OFF MY LAWN!

Any throwaway story ideas?

>Oh my, you like this kind of thing?
Uh-oh. Your CC Elf room-mate caught you watching porn. This could lead to some hi-jinks if you don't handle the situation smoothly!

>>15582157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1Zcngd3VA

>>15582157
A Mantis hired as a bodyguard for a lord's young son ends up being the biggest threat when she decides he belongs to her.

>>15581438
Nice meme.

>>15582157
Plenty
recently I had the idea of a dark Valkyrie disguising herself as a corrupted one and leading him on a path to dark glory along side a shoggoth, gnome and golem army

>>15582157
I was going to write about a group of adventurers entering the lair of a Mommy Snek only to end up getting husbandoed by her many daughters, the MC ultimately ending up with Mommy Snek Jr. who is a total bookworm.

>>15582160
Sorry.
I like chubby girls.
Elves can't get chubby.

>>15582157
princess goes yandere on one of her knights keeps him confined in a tower, the knights childhood friend dragongirl has to go save him,
so basically

dragon rescuing a knight from a princess

>>15582176
>Elves can't get chubby.
what if you tie her up and force feed her like in that movie seven.

>>15582160
>It's almost all gyarus, paizuri, and ss with onee-sans

I must go. My virginity is in great danger.

>>15582193
It's dangerous to go alone, take her with you.

>>15582191
I mean, I could but it would probably just go to her hips and breasts....

One sec, gotta test something.

>>15582157
Holst and Minotaur have an argument over if gentle sex or femdom is the best and can't come to an agreement. Both reluctantly agree to try the other one's way of doing things for a change.

>>15582193
>gyarus
that shit seems to have caught on in the 2d world as of late. is it because girls irl are losing intrest in it?

>>15582173
As a uncorrupted one I mean

Could you overcome the Colossi if they were cute girls?

>>15582215
It's because Gyaruko

>>15582215
It's been popular in 2d for ages now and has been dead in real life almost just as long.

It's an old fashion trend that mostly lives on in art and jav.

If the only way to marry a high level monster was by devoting yourself to a cult dedicated to them, would you do it, or would you just settle down with a lower level monster?

I'd enter a Mindflayer cult in a heartbeat

>>15582223
>Killing cute girls who did nothing wrong.

>>15582232
But your waifu is dead, anon. She's DEAD.

You guys want to see more crappy doodles I made?

>>15582244
Yes please, sir.

>>15582244
Silly anon, only ravens go in pies.

>>15582232
>Real best girl falls on the way to the last Colossus
>Defeat the last Colossus alone
Get turned into a Dire Alp for all your trouble
Monstergirls would riot if they played an MG version of the game

>>15582231
I am already in the underground demon cult! Gonna subvert the city government.

>>15582223
Do I put my dick on them multiples time until they ahegao?

>>15582244
Adorable.

>>15582250
>underground demon cult

What kind of activities goes on in there?

>>15582231
No. I would travel around the world and find her on my own.

>>15582245
Alright then.

>>15582246
Unless it's that one movie where a guy puts a bunch of kittens in a giant pie for people in an insane asylum.

>>15582248
>>Real best girl falls on the way to the last Colossus
How can one man be so right?

>>15582275
Is that Deadpool she's watching?

>>15582267
Recru..uh..helping the poor, summonings, hiding from witch hunters and foot massaging the demons.

>>15581305
Marvelous work Snib.

>>15582275
That's a big ass body-hiding popcorn. How is she going to eat all of that alone?

>>15582277

>Taking someones hand and guiding it to your own cheek

I always thought that sort of thing was cute.

>>15582280
Yes.
Not only is Deadpool her favorite superhero/wisecracking moron, but it's also played uncut and at a tating available for even kindergarteners. Monsterland shows a lot of things that are normally unsuitable for kids; Hardcore porn, Clerks 2, etc.

Last one.

>>15582271
That could be a great story

>Anon fell in love with a Dragon when he was a child
>All the men in his city who want to marry a Dragon form a cult
>They just want the money, power and prestige a Dragon brings, they don't care about love
>Anon goes on a journey around the world to find the Dragon he fell in love with
>The cult tries to stop him behind the scenes

>>15582281
>foot massaging the demons
I must alert the authorities of your criminal activities!

>>15582311
Well I'm not going to judge her, Deadpool was pretty romantic. I want a Dark Elf to wish me happy International Women's Day

>>15582290
With help from Wurm, obviously!

>>15582314
Okay, didn't need to know about that, tinny Timmy.

>>15582326
YOU CHOSE to read the spoiler.

>>15582313
>dragon cult
So DnD Kobolds?

>>15582157
A guy jumps or gets into the ocean/a lake intending to suicide but lands/gets near a flow kelp. Healing story stuff from then on

>>15582330
Yeah, perhaps, but you didn't need to state that in it.
I am disgusted and Wyvern is crying again!

disney movies would end alot faster with MG's at the helm

>>15582341
Would The Black Cauldron be any different with MGs?

>>15582336
Wyverns cry all the time, I'm unphased.

>>15582313
>Wanting the benefits of having a dragon waifu
>Not wanting her herself

Not only I would search for a dragon myself, I would also destroy the cult. Can you imagine how sad a dragon would be when she finds out that the guy was only hitting on her for her gold. Why would you try to hurt a dragon like that? They are for protecting and making happy.

Did that wock doujin ever get dumped and translated?

>>15582354
This. We must create The Order of the Drake or something, to keep safe the smiles of fire-breathers everywhere!

>>15582344
probably, main dud would just find a waifu and stay home

>>15582341
Tarzan for sure, dude would get a kakuen harem, or jane will become one

>>15582347
Of course they cry all the time...when they're young. The older ones are more resistant to crying at things and put up a tough facade to make others think otherwise.
You, however, not only made her cry, but you also made Wurm spill her chocolate milk and gave Albino Lamia liver cancer!

>>15582368
Stop kinkshaming me! Dark Elf and P'Orc would totally be into it.

>>15582362
Would that main baddy be a Lich? Would the one pig be an Ork?

>>15582376
I could wee the horned king a a lich, he would seriously be less evil

>>15582374
And I am sure you would also put on a dress for them and sing Michael Jackson songs. This is why people went for 2nd grade Salamander and Hellhound's route, or went to Jabberwock's birthday!

>>15582387
Dress I don't mind, but I don't sing that kind of pop. I could do Careless Whisper though.

>>15582354
>>15582359
But all you dragonfags only like her because she's rich and famous.
If you didn't you'd all be simultaneously lizard and wyvernfags.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no mouths to speak for themselves!

>>15582403
Lizards can't give me wing cocoons, and neither Lizards or Wyverns can keep me warm with their inner fire.

>>15582411
Wyverns can give you wing cocoons and blow fire.

>>15582403
I want a Lizard girl who talks in ye olde English.
>"Hark, dear husband, thou should rest whence thou is ill."

>>15582422
>and blow fire
Now you shouldn't lie like that.

>>15582275
>kittens in a pie
I want to kill that man and his family.

>>15582422
Are wyverns actually fiery?
I thought they were more "lizardgirl + wings" than they were "dragons - gold"

>>15582403

A lizard is fine but dragons are the best

>>15582403
Nah. I like dragons because they are really lovable and cute, especially when thy try to act haughty in order to hide it. Most dragons are also feared and left alone, which triggers my healing instincts and makes me want to see them smile even more. For me, the only purpose of the hoard is being a place to be placed at, as the dragon nominates you her most precious treasure.

They also have wings, tail, arms and legs. Full package so you can enjoy even more.

>>15582404
Plants a cute.
Gonna irrigate her with my seed.
Even though flytrap and fern plants need neither of those.

I want to help a Wurm help her Dragon best friend get a date!

>>15582427
Calm down and buy some eggs ti calm you down.
Don't get the pure white ones, though, because they're actually Shirohebi eggs.

I wonder if there are more sub-types of doll girls. We have mannequins which are common then do tohers exists like wax statues, scarecrows like wizard of oz, raggedy dolls like annabelle, etc

>>15582426
Wyverns are traditionally able to blow fire.

>>15582472
Gotta catch 'em all!

>>15582429
I wouldn't doubt it.

>>15582438
I like Dragons because a lordly, prideful, and haughty woman can love you in ways a regular woman can't.
Even if they didn't have the money, the mountains of gold and trinkets, the wine cellar stocked with bottles older than my great grandpappy, I'd still love them.

Also, Wyverns are just lesser Dragons with wing arms instead of hands. Good luck cleaning up after her spills or accidental destruction of kitchen utensils.

>>15582472
Scary wax girl that only moves when you aren't looking!

>>15582404
Why are Florans so ssssexy?

>>15582473
They're also to Dragons what Canada is to the USA.

>>15582499
Green-skinned space babes are always sexy.

>>15582503
Wyverns aren't hats.

>>15582404
A best

>>15582511
they can be

>>15582532
Getting a boobhat from an oppai loli Wyvern does sound nice.

>>15582540
But having big boobs and being a loli will hinder her flying!

>>15582540
I mean something like this

>>15582511
I shall never regret coming up with the idea that led to this picture's creation.

Although I have been thinking ofLasking Latenight to do a Summer version of "Guy in woods" where he's on fire and surrounded by airhead Hellhounds and Salamanders, and a Fall version where he's relaxing next to a river, fishing, and surrounded by Mermaids and other fishy MGs.
Of course, that's a bit much to ask...

>>15582540
No love for the double-breasted titpecker?

>>15582553
I want what you want.

>>15582024
I'd rather a mane of hair and not a literal mane around the neck/shoulders like manticunt has.

>No buff lion grill with golden hair decked out in plate armor

Crossbreed all MGs with holstaurs! Extra large breasts, hips and butts for all!

>>15582566
but im a dfc lover

>>15582559
So you also want .Less to draw a Griffen being tied up and fucked till she ahegaos, Mari drawing a monstergrill version of Hannibal from GEB, and Loen drawing Teenage Mutant Ninja Wurms?
Anon, none of it will ever be.

>>15582573
Don't know about the Griffin or the Hannibal, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Wurms sounds nice.
Would dine on Wurmmade soup/10.

>>15582356
No. I'm hoping for RS to translate it.

>>15582573
>>15582578
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Wurms
I pity the Shredder that has to deal with them

>>15582586
All that rape, when all he wanted were pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.

>>15582578
For the Hannibal just imagine a wingless dragon that's fast as hell, has some weird but awesome flaming circle on its back once you break that part, and can make giant flame weapons to melee you when not punching you to death or bsckflipping out of your range. Fucker is a pain to fight when there's two.

>>15582594
At least he has Tokka and Rahzar, a hulking dire Wurm and Hellhound injected with pure dark matter

>>15582567
Crossbreed all MGs with reverse holstaurs! Extra flat breasts, hips, butts for all!

>>15582605
What about when Shredder became super Shredder? How come he died from a pier falling on top of him despite surviving a trash compactor as regular Shredder? Wurms still wonder it to this day.

I need a theme to go with fighting a dragon, im throwing around ideas for a two on one fight of a Knight and female knight vs dragon thing that may or may not become a full thing.

Can flat holsts even produce milk, no wonder they are bullied

>Your villainy ends here!
Uh-oh. Looks like your ruthlessness during your campaign to become Shogun, miritary rurerr of arr Zipangu, has made you powerful enemies, and now an assassin is upon you!

>>15582621
>are bullied
No flat cow is the bully

>>15582620
Rules of Nature is always a classic.

>>15582622
Renounce my claim, and surrender

>>15582633
Shamefur dispray!

>>15582622
what ruler does't have body gaurd's
or plan b, entice the assassin to my side
or plan c, I will not be a weak ruler, beat her into submission (it okay as she tried to kill me0

>>15582637
>bodyguards
>in your private chambers
They with you when you fap or take a shit too?

>>15582622
T-the real enemy is at Honnoji!

>>15582635
It was a series of accidents that caused me to stumble into being military leader

>>15582620
Theme as in music or overall theme of fight?
If the former it depends on the Dragon; Is she metallic, chromatic, elemental, etc? Is she lawful evil? Is she a mercury Dragon that eats other metal Dragons while being 10000% batshit crazy? Does she start acting sheepish after accidentally kissing the knight?

>>15582622
Nothing an offer of free fish and catnip won't fix and even if by some slim chance that fails I'd have wolf bodyguards for this very reason.

What happens to elves born with round ears

>>15582646
lava elemental sounds good but i cant decide between that and thunder
and as for alignment= the knights thing she's evil, shes really neutral at worse

>>15582640
>honnoji
Whelp, thanks for reminding me about Nobunaga, SR, and Kou's rape scene.

>>15582642
How do you accidentally become leader of a ruthless army

>>15582657
Well it all begins when you're just trying to enjoy some good dumplings at a tea house, and then play a half-assed game of Go with a blind man.

>>15582657
You look exactly like the deceased leader of said army.

>>15582664
But I'm not the leader, I'll ask the monster who was his second in command to take over

>>15582669
But you have to act as a double!

>>15582674
Kagemusha intensifies!

>>15582244
>Yeti fluff
>shaving Yetis to sell their fur
Don't bully the Yetis!

>>15582674
Wouldn't the second in command prefer to be in charge

>>15582681
She can't, she's not of the clan's blood.

>>15582680

What if the Yetis agreed to shave their fur to sell it?

>>15582681
The enemy musn't know that the leader is dead.

>>15582655
>lava
Wouldn't that be some subcategory of earth and fire? Basically a goopy fire Wurm?
Thunder can work a bit if it's a misunderstanding.

I plan on having a Black Dragon be a villian for my crap story that has exceeded 280 pages so far.
It's really going to suck typing it all into a computer at a later date.

>>15582687
Then someone owes royalties to the Yetis for their generous contribution of warm fur

>>15582680
Yetis probably need to shave off the bulk of their fur for the summer though.
You'd be doing her a kindness really.
Though she'll probably want you to make a scarf or something out of it instead of selling it.

>>15582655
Lava dragons look more evil. I would say that thunder ones go with either a CC ojou or a young genki look.

>>15582686
>>15582688
Can she at least make the decision and I be her puppet. I'm not cut out to be a leader

>>15582680
They shave off their fluff to sell and make it into the best jackets and insulating clothing avaliable.

>>15582690
>Black Dragon as the villain
B-bully. Racist.
>>15582699
Well duh.

How do you defeat the extremely evil pink dragon

>>15582692

But what if Yetis shaved and sold their own fur, or even made them into clothes to sell?

Seems like a good way to get them tourist dollarydoos

>>15582703
So I don't have to do anything and am safe from rape, good thing that evil leader choked on a chicken bone

>>15582698

Thunder Dragons would act 2cool4you but would secretly like you.

Dragon Dragons would be edgelords

>>15582710
You do have to do things though. You need to memorize speeches and fool people into believing you're the daimyo.

I want to drag a dragon

>>15582704
Doesn't sound intimidating.

>>15582703
Not really a thing about racism, and you'll find out she's got a laundry list of bad deeds such as destroying all but one Dragoon and the fortress they called their home, which is ironic because in the setting the order if dragon knights was founded to deal with Black Dragons.
I can never do a complete villain, though, so she'll have her moments of either mercy or adorableness.

>>15582726
She is the most evil

>>15582732
How so?

>>15582731
Then you are forgiven. For now.

>>15582713
So I talk then retreat to my safety chamber where the monster tells me what I'll do

>>15582734
Her pink is just evil, so you have to go on a quest with the black dragon cleric to stop her

>>15582736
Pretty much, yes. But you also have to show proper etiquette during diplomatic dinners and laugh convincingly at the boring and unfunny anecdotes the others lords make.
You do get plenty of perks though. You don't have to pay for Kejorou's or Mofu if you want some.

>>15582734

She drinks milk straight out of carton

She leaves empty toilet paper rolls on the thing and doesn't throw them away

She likes ketchup on her steak

>>15582726
Sweet dragons are for stuffing with cotton candy. Pink Rathian doesn't count.

>>15582731
Black mayadere dragons are a classic.

>>15582745
Classic and lemon fresh!

What if Yandere pink dragon

>>15582750
How about you try chasing her?

>>15582750
Why did you paint a dragon pink?

>>15582750
She wouldn't even be able to stalk you. It would be hard to not draw attention, especially if she's pink.

>>15582769
Hot Pink dragon trying to make threats is adorable

>>15582745
Black Mayadere dragons are pretty good, but I want a Tall pear shaped Mayadere Purple Dragon who who gets frustrated when the local heroes thwart her schemes!
I want her to mentally link with me while we cuddle so she can calm down faster!
Especially since one of the heroes was super rude and insulted her glasses! She needs those to see!

>>15582735
In the crap setting are also other tidbits;
>all dragons don't like eachother, except earth dragons, who are incapable of hating anything and manage to actually be liked by others for their overall friendliness
>some dragons can still become friends with one another, but this is not very common
>all dragons take great, GREAT pride in their wings, horns, and tail
>doing significant amount of damage to those parts at one time can cause a dragon to enter a state of shock, followed by either death or earth rending fury
>metal dragons habe gallows humor, chromatic like puns but refuse to admit it, and elemental love slapstick

>>15582783
You've thought things true. Tell me about your hero.

>>15582745
>mayadere
Don't know if she'll be that, but she'll play a big part in the whole villiany section of the setting, as well as a big part in the big bad's bed.

I like lizards more that dragons

>>15582706
Yeti brand scarves, beanies, mittens, and coats - no more shivering or your money back, free hug with every purchase

Let's hope this doesn't interfere with their cups and coolers business

>>15581114

>>15582776
What I really want is a Dark Red Dragon who has a black flame due to her color. Because of that, she turned into one of the most chuuni girls you'll ever find.

She panicks and goes AWAWA when I try to make moves on her.

I like tsun tomboyish Succubi

>>15582804
But i hate mushroom they taste horrible

>>15582783
>doing significant amount of damage to those parts at one time can cause a dragon to enter a state of shock

I crossing dimensions right now just to be with a broken dragon.

>>15582804
If only the real matangos looked like that instead of radiation burn victims

Asanbosam entry when?
Cute brown vampire that uses hooks to latch into her prey sounds cool.

I think mindflayer are flayers of love

>>15581114
>monsterboy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15582472
I have an idea of raggedy doll girl based on a dream once had

>a loli sized rag doll girl
>her hair was long and covered half of her face
>has button eyes sown down
>mouth are sewn in on the lips, opening them, you can see her teeth are needles
>her hair is made of strings, her skin is silk
>she couldn't feel any pain but ticklish when being cut up, and likes playful goreplay
>cutting her up open
>discover the contents of her insides
>her lungs are sponges, veins and arteries are yarn, heart is a ball of yarn, nerves are nylon, bones are calcified rope and the brain is a web of fibre glass

that was kinda the whole thing i experienced in it, it was surreal, but i found myself the perfect monster waifu to be with

>>15582834
What are you on about?

>>15582788
He's a bum.
Shit happened to him, and more will happen in the future.
Currently he's in a desert town in the story, where the following events will happen before he continues north:
>pyramid exploration, dressing a mummy that a pasty nerd wanted as his new assistant as a maid because nudity, an Anubis hitting MC in the balls with her staff, Anubis getting decked by the Mummy, meeting the Apophis who is pissed that she actually had to get up and find the Anubis who was supposed to hget her water over 12 hours ago, MC gets his face molested by Apophis while his Dragon companion gets jealous, stuff happens back at her workshop and MC gets rid of an annoyance in his inventory before looting the tomb while the Anubis complains and protests
>bandit killing with MC getting a new weapon
>MC is forced into a drinking contest with a traveling Oni at his stepfather's bar, which leads to a very very akward morning and MC lamenting over being unable to becomeva wizard anymore

>>15582816
Assuming she doesn't just die from depression afterwards.

>>15582808
Me too buddy, me too.

>>15582646
>Is she a mercury Dragon that eats other metal Dragons while being 10000% batshit crazy?
that sounds like a bullshit secret boss in a rpg

>>15582838
>>mouth are sewn in on the lips, opening them, you can see her teeth are needles
>teeth are needles
So do you hate blowjobs or really love scary boners?

>>15582819
I want to see a Baobhan Sidhe since Fairy Vampires sound cool.

Can Tanuki be poor

>>15582862
>Baobhan Sidhe

>The baobhan sith bears similarities to both the faeries of its native Scotland and the vampires of other regions. It has the form of a woman of supernatural beauty wearing a green or white dress. Like faeries, the baobhan sith used their enchanting appearance to lure unwary travelers into secluded areas of the countryside. The baobhan sith would then invite the men to dance before attacking when their victims were off guard. They would then use their extremely sharp talons to puncture the neck.[2] Using these holes the baobhan sith would suck the blood or, in older versions of the tale, the life force or even sexual potency from the victim. As with many vampires, the baobhan sith couldn't tolerate daylight and would return to their graves before sunrise.[3] In medieval versions of the tale, they are often depicted with cloven hooves, which they keep hidden under the dress.[4] They are portrayed as being unaccountably afraid of horses.

neat!

>>15582852
So are Ryu if you remember Shinryu and that monstrously powerful tsunami attack it had.

Which monster is worst at being your childhood friend

>>15582887
Dark elf.
On the opposite spectrum is Jabberwock, who is the best

>>15582869
They can be middle class.

>>15582892
With teeth that bite and claws that catch?

>>15582892
There are many better than Jabber

How do elves realize they are elves instead of pointy eared humans

>>15582887

Manticore.

But that's because they have a crush on you and they don't know how to properly express themselves. They do pick on you, but they refuse to let anyone else pick on her "property."

>>15582887
Will o wisp.

Her vapid jealousy drives away all your other friends or acquaintances

>>15582912
You tell her she is human when young and she will believe you

>>15582912
When they're 50 years old and still look like 18

>>15582887
Alp is best

>>15582915
Just introduce her to your girlfriend

So every cheap asian mmo has those players, the ones that play the edgy dual weapon melee class that does a million dps and think they're hot shit because of it.

Which monster girls would be most likely to play that class?

>>15582936
Not if I dont want a bloody yandere party. How could you think that would go over well?

>>15582946
Salamanders, Demons, Cheshires.

>>15582946
Where did the DPS touch you, anon?

>>15582946
Dhampir.
You can't even spell their name without ham.

>>15582953
As someone who used to play DPS in WoW, we deserve all the hate we get. We're horrible excuses for human beings.

What happens when you date yandere twins

>>15582956
>ham
>Tsun twintails loli Dhampir
7/10, good but overdone

>>15582960
There can be only one. Unless Liliarune.

>>15582947
Because she is your girlfriend

>>15582956
Don't you talk shit about Dhampirs.

They're way nicer than those dumb Vampires.

>>15582960
It depends on if they're okay with sharing you between eachother, otherwise prepare for a NICE BOAT.

>>15582959
ive never been into mmos, I imagine things like that require friends are social skills.

>>15582963
But they have a twin bond so they both feel the love they have for you and know it would hurt you if her other half died

>>15582966
You wot m8

Dhampirs are the dumb ones here.

>>15582965
I want to tell my Wisp childhood friend that I'm in love with someone and ask for advice on how to confess while being deliberately vague and omitting that she's the one I love.

When attacking lizards, go for holding their hand

>>15582966
They ham everything up! They think they can dual class as Rangers and Bards whilevt trying to make advances towards your DnD character when you just want to kill things with your Necromancer.

>>15582959
I play DPS in every game. Its a lifestyle choice, and I'm a gosh darned eagle scout.

>>15582969
That's the thing, the DPS is the one role that doesn't require you to take responsibility for your actions or carefully coordinate with others. You just do what you do. Tanks and healers need to be on their game, but the DPS has way more freedom and way less responsibility. If things get fucked, you won't be the one to get blamed for it.

>>15582979
But she can ignite your undead heart

>>15582980
>gosh darned
Alp pls take your Blood Elf Warlock and shove it up your ass.

>>15582977
Or fondle their butts if you like a challenge.

>>15582956
>Dhampir playing an mmo
>Is an awful dps, runs ahead attracting way too many mobs and leads to a wipe
>Someone insults her mother
>She instinctively defends her, not knowing that her mother is right behind her
>Her mother smiles, knowing that no matter what her daughter says that she's a good girl at heart
>>15582953
In naughty places and took me to a land where agro management and stats that aren't STR or DEX don't exist.

>>15582974
No they're not, Vampires are the dumb ones!

>>15582979
But haming things up makes stuff fun!

>>15582976
She might get mad and not let you leave to confess

Man that secretly loves his Dhampir daughter more because she's nice to him.

>>15582986
Not with her terrible songs about Werewolves and pineapples.
She even tried tripple classing in as a rogue/ranger/bard once, and felt up my thigh when she thought I wasn't looking or noticing.

I want to adopt a Dhampir and raise her as a good human girl

>>15582861
fear boners are the best

I wanna adopt a lonely Wurm girl and watch her grow into a beautiful young woman with pride.

>>15582992
That's not what I had in mind but I'd just confess to her if she did that. Her reaction should be nice even if she hasn't had more than a few minutes to stew.

>>15582989
Wouldn't monsters trash talk the father?
>I raped your dad

>>15582981
Thats wrong though. DPS has a keen responsibility to maintain their own survivability. Healers need to focus on the tank, not the DPS, which is why ranged and stealth classes are typically preferred over berserker types.

I dont need to go into why dealing damage quickly is also important.

Is it wrong that I want to be an orphan living on the streets of MGC who ends up bumping into a rebellious drill haired Lilim Ojou-sama around my age?
I want her to wrap her arms around me and ask her maid if she can take me home with them.
I want to end up becoming her "personal butler", which amounts to being her childhood friend and confidant.
I want her to be a huge cuddlebug who refuses to go to bed unless I'm in there with her to hug like a teddy bear.
I want to grow up with her and eventually end up being called to her room one night when we're 16.
I want her to pin me to the bed and ride me ragged while hugging me close and whispering how much she loves me into my ear.
I want to end up marrying her and seeing her glowing with happiness when I say "I do."
This fucking hurts so bad.

I want to adopt a Mantis and a Lich.

>>15583011
Haha, NERD!

>>15583004
No matter how much you try and raise her as a good human girl she will still want you to sick her

>>15582987
Nig nog please, I play crit builds.

>>15583010
>I NTR'd your mother
It'd probably be more insulting to imply the father willingly cheated on the mother.

>>15583007
How are you going to teach her that there is more to life than her basic needs?

A Wurm doesn't care about much besides sex, food and love

>>15583013
>birthday time for Lich
>too many candles for the cake
>she very weajly blows them out over the course of twelve minutes
>mantis is sitting there with an uncaring expression while waiting for cake

>>15583018
The Takanebus is made for scary handjobs with her glowing evil hand.

>>15583021
No I'd make sure she is a good girl without a dumb daddy kink

>>15583025
Lots and lots of time.

>>15583023
What about the Shotas that play in multiplayer

>>15583026

Why not just get her those candles that are shaped like numbers?

>>15583026
But that's only on the outside! On the inside they're both having a great time!

>>15583018
Always be nice to your healers anon. They can and will leave you to die if you aren't.
I wonder what it would be like to play a healer in an MMO populated mostly by monstergirl players.
They'd probably expect you to be a demure cute boy who wants to help people like in their Zipangunese comics.
How would they react to seeing a human salt pile instead?

>>15583035
>implying shotas play games
Obvious fakeposting!

>>15583026
>Mantis eventually loses it and cuts a huge slice of cake with her arm blades
>Her expression still doesn't change

Anyone have this pic uncen?

>>15583036
Because the Ushi Oni in the crawlspace ate them on her 8th birthday.
Afterwards I felt bad for her and bought her a pizza so she would have something to eat other than wax.

>>15583044
I dont understand this meme

I want to get an Ushi a rainbow color seal

>>15583045
>Lich doesn't even care about what Mantis did and still continues to blow out the candles
>Mantis does this again when it comes time for presents

>>15583035
They get lewd private messages

>>15583054
I want to give an Ushi a handmade seal that says "I love you" when you put it on.

>>15583057
That Mantis is getting spanked for being impatient.

>>15583057
That lich is smart to save wrapping paper

>>15583059
I dont think that will seal anything

>>15583046
I wish, only butter-t image I've seen uncensored is the Lich one.

Almost makes me tempted to put the money up for them myself, he's inconsistent but some of his shit is nice.

>>15583061
What if she really was just helping out Lich?

Don't go outside, anon. They're all gonna bully you.

>>15583076

I spend all day inside so OK

>>15583072
It will seal me.

I am not a fan of rapist monsters, they shouldn't be meanies

>>15583075
Then I'll give her a pat on the head for being so nice to her sister.

>>15583061
>Spank the Mantis
>"Kyaaaa I'm sooorrry"
>It's emotionless as hell and she still doesn't look like she cares about anything

>>15583013
That would be creepy. They would wear matching dresses and call you "Father" in a flat tone.

>>15583076
I'll just ignore them then they can't bully me

>>15583076
Then I'll just have to bully them back twice as hard!

>>15583076
I want to wave at them and walk away ignoring them. I've gotta get these groceries home after all, or they'll spoil and I won't get to eat.