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head joke

>>15587696
Sorry, that went over my head.

>Sekibanki has no threads!
She kneels before no religion, owes allegiance to no goddess. She is a rokurokubi, and very good at what she does.

I have been tracking her since tsukumogami broke their chains, yes? Now Sekibanki works for Grassroots Network...but not for long.

Why is Banki such a best DDC?

Don't make me say it.

>>15587675
On the lookout to stay ahead of the competition is our girl here.

>>15594191
Say what?

>>15587675
Sexy Bantsy knows where Gensokyo is headed. She's got a good head on her shoulders.

Or in her case, OFF her shoulders ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ～～～。

Would you take advantage of her secrets?

Post that picture of her with big tits and the cleavage cutout.

>>15594404

THERE WILL NEVER A SEKISTORY

>>15594890
There already is. Fuck off already

>>15594857
?

Boobybanki!

Well-endowed!

>>15599500
Unf that's the one thank you.

Whoa! Don't blink, Banki!

Convince me not to playfully push Banki into the river.

>>15606049
Don't sink the seki.

>>15606060
Not convinced! Into the river she goes!

>>15606107
Undewater banki and waggy sex!

>>15606107
No! Her neck's not water tight! Now we have a Sinkybanki wearing Soggybanki clothes! She's gonna be Upsettibanki!

Posting Sekibanki in a Sekibanki thread.

Here's your god damn Sekistory, now with a sequel.

http://pastebin.com/x7GTqc9E

>>15607296
Man and monster, such a fleeting relationship.

>>15599500
Banki's big smile is creeping me out.

Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand~
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your hand~

I want to hold your hand~
I want to hold your hand~

Sekibanki
Sexybooty

>>15606204
I wanna hold her head and body underwater until she becomes Drownybanki!

>>15608344
*I want to hold your head~

>>15608870
If Sekibanki were a body of water, she'd be Riverbanki.

>>15609743
If Sekibanki were American, she would be the Banki of America!

>>15610091
If Sekibanki were a graffiti artist and political commentator, she'd be Sekibanksy.

>>15610153
If Sekibanki was a slut, she would be a Sperm rm Banki!

>>15614742
If Sekibanki was my wife, she'd be Sekibanki Peterson!

>>15615202
Banki is my wife, dude.

If Sekibanki was a pillow, she would be a Pillowbanki.

>>15606049
>>15606107
You might make her cry.

>>15618367
Your wife is the mother of my children, dude.

What would the villagers do if they found out Sekibanki is living among them?

>>15621638
well it could end in a very amusing lynching attempt for one!

>>15621638
They would bother her nonstop for a chance to use one of her living, breathing onaholes!

>>15621638

>>15621638
Don't some youkai already live among the humans in the Human Village?

>>15587675
When you say "Come rest you head" to her; a bigger surprise than anything Kogasa could think of. Will come into view. When she asks "Which One?".

>>15623073
I want to put her head on my lap and pet her as she falls asleep!

>>15623073
Man, imagine making out with Sekibanki, only to end up being licked and kissed all over by her several heads.

>>15623183
My mind doeth boggle enourmously

>>15623052
I actually thought about this while writing the Sekistory. While other youkai do indeed live in or come by the village, the general rule appears to be that they either openly display their species (Kogasa, Yuuka, scum from Myourenji), or disguise themselves as villagers in order to either contribute to the community or do business with it (Keine, Nitori, Mamizou to some extent).

Sekibanki is somewhat unique. Her profile, while only stating she lives in a human disguise, mentions her "living quietly by herself," as well as being "recalcitrant towards both humans and youkai." This, coupled with her allegedly cynical view of things disinclines me from believing she actively takes part in the Human Village's socio-economic life. She's a youkai who wants to be seen as a human, while misliking both humans and youkai.

All in all, grumpy girls are the best.

>>15623492

>>15623512
Piss off, Maris-mizer. You're too genki for my shit.

>>15623519

>>15623612

>>15624074
Sekibanki is SAWFT!

>>15626156
What the fuck, mate?

>>15626181

Sekibanki on the front page!

>>15587675
In Paris what would she be a left Banki or a Right Banki?

>>15633450
I don't know, but I want to sour cream her omelette du fromage.

>>15633450
Would probably appreciate the more reliable peace of the Right Bank.

Sekibanki just wants a quiet life!

Even an umbrella can tell that Sekibanki is a cutie!

>>15635057
But can SKBNK tell that the umbrella is a cutie?

>>15635968
Sekibanki doesn't really care either way. She doesn't like youkai all that much.

>>15635968
otp

>>15636018
Sekibanki is so shy.

>>15636041
I want to end up accidentally dating Sekibanki due to a bet or some other silly thing, without ever realising she's a rokurokubi!

>>15636050
I want to secretly find out about it and make a bunch of subtle head puns around her every time I see her!

>>15636067
I wouldn't stick my neck out if I were you.

>>15605987
genius

Banki has only ONE outfit!

>>15638932
She also has work clothes.

Surprise the Banki.

I want to be this Kogasa!

Screw this

>>15639078
Sekibanki gets terrible tips due to poor rapport with customers!

Her favourite British Monarchs are Queen Mary of Scots and King Charles I

>>15643624
I'll give her more than just the tip!

>>15626214
I want my head to be smushed by her thighs!

>>15644502
Please do not shaft the Banki.

>>15644076

>>15648577
Shaft the Banki tonight!

>>15648587
Stupid yomu, she can never defeat the banki
>youmu style signature decapitation - ineffective
>sekibanki is a spooky undead - super effective

>>15621638
call the murderous miko

If one were to write a Sekistory, what would it be about?

Sekibanki knows you know her secret!

>>15651506
So? What now?

>>15651553
You can't be allowed to leave.

>>15651669
I'll stay right here.

God, Sekibanki with glowing eyes is gorgeous.

"Fine. Kiss it."

>>15648577
I want to cum a liter on that back.

Also new sexybanki doujinshi. Too lazy to post it

>>15643533

What is her other head doing?

>>15652241
Monsterbating

>>15650033

Life in the village.

>>15652323
Why did you reply?

Just what would it take to transform Sekibanki into a Smilebanki?

>>15654418
a compliment, or a wry and witty joke

>>15654520
Such as? Can it be both at the same time?

Sekibanki is so cool. I wanna follow her around and call her boss!

>>15656858
She is only good sexual

Sexybankinky

>>15654418
Groping her breasts and call her cute.

>>15651669
We can live and make a lots of children together?

Who else would also do this if they had a magically detachable head like Sekibanki?

>>15657002
I, too, would give Sekibanki my head to hug while sleeping if my head was detachable.

>>15656907

>>15659211
That translation needs some polishing.

>>15659838
More spanking please.
That's my fetish.

>>15659928
>>15659838
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT spank a youkai unless you are a youkai yourself. It's a bad idea, man.

>>15660921
Why can't I spank them?
Are you a police or something?

>>15660939
Trust me, it's a bad idea. My aunt's husband's pet cat's cousin died this way.

>>15655345
A favourable compliment on her appearance and smile, or a clean joke about something topical can , in conversation, win her heart over to yours. You have just got to channel your inner Cyrano okay.

>>15659928
I don't have any more. Looks like that bum will have to go unspanked.

>>15661165
A joke can make her like me? What is this, an Elder Scrolls game?

>>15664768
what you are looking for is an icebreaker to soften the mood, an opening if you will, as I think she'd enjoy good old fashioned courtship or friendship first.

I want to see my cum dripping from her neck after she blowjob me with her disembodied head.

>>15666065
You and me both man. I could go for a disembodied head onahole with red lube right about now!

The 2chuu2hu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0smPNpVHOH8

>>15666620
Make sure you fuck the throat, too.
I would do the same to Sekibanki, I can't believe I didn't thought that one before.
I do it in front of mirror so I could see my penis emerging from her mouth as she makes a lewd sound with red face and teared eyes.

Damn, I could fuck her pussy through her throat, so she is licking her own pussy as my dick slides through her throat into her pussy.
That's so fucking hot. I bet that's Sekibanki's fetish too and she will love it, as expected of Sexybankinky. Her creative sex potential is amazing.

>>15667442
I'll have a go, please.

>>15669727
Sekibanki is... sixteen years old?!

>>15667442
Prostitution?

How much should I pay for one-night stand with Bankiki?

>>15670188

Lewdest DDC

Any more long hair Banki?

>>15670199
She - being a youkai, it could cost you your life (if her friends find out of course).

>>15667442
Make sure to clean them before returning them.

>>15670468
Then I will just rape her and her friends, too.

>>15670468
It can just be between Banki and me. no one else needs to know.

Where else I can fuck the Banki other than pussy, ass, tits, mouth and neck?
I need some kinky idea.

What would you rather have, her head or her body?

>>15670933
Remember to try both neck holes, and not jsut into head but into body as well, finishing in her lungs.

>>15671387
Cumming into her lungs, huh? I like that, anon.

Fucking her headless neck while kissing her disembodied head looks hot as fuck.

>>15671366
Her body. The exciting part of Banki is that she could be having sex with you upstairs while entertaining guests in the living room.

>>15671446

I love Sekibanki! Her outfit is cool! Suki suki Sekibanki!

>>15695327

>>15695345
An almost pure symbiotic relationship there.

>>15652323
What would Sekibanki be doing in the village, as a rule? She obviously goes around "scaring" men at night, but what about during the day?

>>15697736
Being a NEET and fantasizing about other 2hus.

>>15697736

Badmouthing Youkai

>>15698476
Sekibanki... is me?!

>>15698476

>>15697736
Trying her hardest to pretend she's not a youkai while at the same time hating the shit out of all her noisy neighbors.
>"Seki-chwan! *Hic* Why y'ain't married yet?"
>"Seki-chan, you're at that age where you should be with a nice man, right? How about my Satoshi?"
>"Seki-chan, you're late on the rent again! Maybe you should really consider marriage if you can't handle your own finances."
>"Seki-chan, why aren't you as good a waitress as Minami? She's engaged to that wealthy rice farmer's son, don't you know."

>>15708784
Give me one good reason not to marry the Banki to get those neighbours off of her head.

>>15709488
Because I'm financially stable and I'm gonna marry her instead!

>>15710212
Over my carcass. I challenge you to a Sekistory writing contest.

>>15710331
Alright. You first.

>>15710386
Already wrote two.

What if Banki is grumpy and reticent because she's such a hopeless dork?

>>15722064
Then I'll give her a good dicking to make her happy.
Being cute dorky is fine, though.

>>15722064
She's probably as much a dork as Kogasa is, only Sekibanki accepted and embraced her failure.

Or perhaps she is a failure precisely because no one took her dorky chuuni antics seriously.

She seems like a fun girl to hang out with.

I don't think she's a dork. At least not compared to certain 2hus.

Sekibanki is such an edgy shit.

OL

>>15732457
If I didn't know her head can come off I'd have thought she was a pervert into hardcore asphyxiation here.

>>15732457
Post more office Banki

Banki has a booty that turns heads!

>>15737046
Sexy banki butt!

>>15737046
How she did it?

>>15737218
I got it.

How do I convince banki to show her butt for me?

>>15737314
Tell her you saw a spider crawl up the back of her leg under her skirt and hope she's terrified of spiders.

Banki gives the best head - her head!

Girls are competing! They're going head to head!

>>15737046

>>15745756
Sekibanki is for looking, not for touching!

>>15745982
Banki really wants you to watch

>>15746124
...Watch what?

>>15746156
Her.

>>15746311

SCANS WHERE

>>15747336
>two of the better newhus and drumslut
Neat.

>>15747451
SKBNK is no longer a newhu!

>>15748347
Her and the other DDCs will be new girls to me until the next big game comes out.

>>15748356

Long live the spookies.

>>15748356
DDC came out over 3 years ago! There have been 3 Touhou games since then! They are not newhus.

>>15748347
SQBNQ will always be new in my heart!

I just wanted to say I appreciate the slav that wrote the sekistory.

Bump this thread one more time and I'll have your head.

>>15765271

>>15767296
Got your head.

>>15767820

Bucket loli is a criminal.
Bucket loli is a dangerous youkai.
Bucket loli is an asshole.
She'll kill you and put you in the graveyard.

Her head says no but her body says yes!

>>15767850
graveyard, if you are lucky, I hear she makes a tidy profit selling off her discards to Orin for and I quote the report on her directly here "Reprocessing"

>>15764806
I don't think Yoshika's head is supposed to come off. Someone should tell Seiga.

>>15767296
Isn't this masturbation?

Our Sekibanki hides in cardboard boxes! The coward! The fool!

>>15777852
What if that was actually Kogasa underneath that box, dressed up like Sekibanki? That'd really surprise you huh?

>>15777852

What if that was actually Kogasa underneath that box, dressed up like Sekibanki? That'd really surprise you huh?

>>15777888
Impossible. Kogasa is completely flat. Sekibanki has just enough of a bust to pass off as a healthy young woman in the village.

>>15777175

Maybe it is just Nue playing chuuni games with the bank by looking like a headless Seiga.

>>15778004

Way too early. Headless Yoshika.

>>15777175
>Isn't this masturbation?
You think Sekibanki knows about sexuality?

>>15778050
Of course. She's Sexy Bantsy, after all.

>>15587675

Oh no! The Bank just had her nails done and wants to wrap her arms around you!

How do you respond?

>>15778494
These aren't my drugs.

>>15778519
Druggie-kun is my favorite new 2hu

Stop me from writing a Sekistory. I dare you.

>>15778895
Sekistories make Sekibanki cry.

I am writing a sekistory.

>>15779145
Post your progress

>>15779151
Outline. Sekibanki is taken on a friendly platonic date to the beach with a human from the village. After a wonderful day together Sekibanki falls asleep on his shoulder during the train ride home. Suddenly her heads escape! What hijinks will ensue? Stay tuned for Dullahan on rails!

>>15779172
>to the beach
Gensokyo doesn't have any beaches.

>>15779172
Post your progress

>>15779195

It is my fucking Gensokyo and I say it has beaches, trains and fucking waterslide parks.

>>15747336
I need this.

>>15779172
Please tell me you're yanking my fucking chain. That idea is so cancerous I feel like I've walked into the Chernobyl NPP.

>>15780432

Ok. How about..they are taking the train back and the Templars from La noche del terror ciego show up. And there is a big brawl. Horse hair everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfVZdsllpdQ

>>15780443
And then she spreads her legs, aiming her vagina down the coach like a cannon, and out comes an explosive banana? That sounds marginally better. Get on it.

>>15780456

Then she gets sucked into the Grid with Flynn and Tron and fights for the users!

>>15780473
Then her head wakes up in a mortuary, and nearby is some deader with a bloody novel carven on his back?

>>15780485

Then the ice cream trucks comes to pick her up and she says "it was just the wind!"

>>15780510
Then the camera zooms out. There's Sekibanki sitting on the rug next to the fire place, staring but not looking at her head in her hands. It's winter, and Kagerou is visiting again for Christmas.
"How's she holding up, Wakasagihime?" Kagerou asks as she hangs up her coat on the coat rack"
"Same as usual. She just sits there all day, staring into that ball of hers, off in her own little world." Wakasagihime sighs.
It's Christmas time, and the snow drifts down gently in an orchestrated waltz. It's an awkward silence as the three sit around the living room.
"I just wish she'd come back to us." Wakasagihime breaks down into sobbing tears, crying into her lap as Kagerou comforts her, same as last year.

That sekistory is getting good.

>>15783134
That's all I see.

>>15783293
>>15783134
Lewd

Well since we're all postan sekistories here's a short one I tried my hand with:

SKBNK Ampersand PRS

The bridge princess sighed as she spotted the approach of the redheaded dullahan. She turned away, chin resting on a single hand, body hunched over the wooden railing of the bridge she was meant to guard.

"Sorry for intruding," said the redhead, as she sauntered over to the other girl, and upon finding the spot vacant, proceeded to lean on the railing in a similar manner. To this the bridge's incumbent gave yet another sigh.

"You shouldn't be here," she grumbled.

"Well, someone never comes up."

"Unlike you, someone has a job to do."

"Fine, fine," replied the red-haired girl, plucking off her head and having it float over to her sullen companion, "this way I'm just an Option, so it's okay right?"

The bridge princess turned her head again to face her associate for the first time, in lazy attempt to avoid nuzzling with the now disembodied head. The red-haired girl grinned softly back at her, a new head already in place, barely hiding her self-satisfaction.

"I'm jealous..."

"Tell me about it," said the redhead, parking a hand on her partner's noggin, "I'll be in your care for a while."

snekybenky

Let this thread die, you Sekimaniacs.

>>15808257
Just start dumping Sekipics to bump limit then?