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>>1557657

In before 2T Anvil.

LOL YUKKURI so awsm so gr8 SO RANDOM XDXDXD

I like these sort of pictures over any of the torture pictures or cute pictures. The best ones still have the original face though.

If I had photoshop installed and cared enough, I'd shop the >>1557657 yukkuri onto a DBZ genki dama or a Doom lost soul or something.

>>1557708

>>1557708

I could have sworn I saw a shop with them as the Cacodemon.

>>1557717
Not exactly what I had in mind, but good enough.

>>1557717

I lol'd

New Yukkuri thread?

>>1557673
Torture ones have completely lost the original spirit of Yukkuri.

>>1558427

OUT OF THE QUESTION

>>1558406
oh god, yukkuri purists are born

>>1558427 [Facehugger and The Thing]

I was practically asking for this the other day.

THANK YOU.

>>1558622
There have been Yukkuri purists for a while, from what I can tell from the torture threads. "What the hell, this comic is completely wrong! Alice-types are all rapists, no exceptions!"

I think it's hilarious that there's like an established canon for something that originated with a picture of two poorly drawn heads going "take it easy".

And I too prefer "oh god what the fuck" to cuteness or torture.

>>1558659
rest of the set.

>>1558877
And a happy ending.

Also, inb4 "DANBOORU" bullshit

If this is the new Yukkuri thread, it needs the copypasta.

Yukkuri thread. Previous thread >>1539174

Yu113.doc: http://www.mediafire.com/?eo0zmzyymyh
Translated compilation:
Part 1: http://www.mediafire.com/?2wjncehth2m
Part 2: http://www.mediafire.com/?2llamtztm2z

Yukkuri Danbooru clone: http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/

Yukkuri Wiki:
http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Yukkuri_Wiki

Images, translations, and discussion can go here.

>>1559576
NO NEVER.

THAT COPY PASTA IS GETTING ANNOYING

Oh come on, that copy pasta is the shit.

Maybe the downloadables haven't been updated for months... but that's because it's THE shit. Real big.

They get their brooms and miko-sticks now?

>>1560625
my god, does this mean the yukkurisas are going to be able to fly now?

We're fucking DOOMED.

Bullying Oniisan: I'll let one of you live
Yukkuri Obama: I'd rather not take it easy, than stand for this. Just drop dead easy!
Yukkuri Hilary: let me live! take Obama!
Yukkuri Obama: wha..!?
Yukkuri Hilary: It's okay to take Obama, so let Hilary go, easy! He doesn't have any experiences anyway!
Yukkuri Obama: Hilary, you TRAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORR!!!!!

>>1558659
>>1558877
>>1558881
Poor kids, one day when they return from the market they'll find their house in ruins and the Yukkuris running off with their precious. Yukkuris that big have devious minds.

>>1561326

Don't cry Yukkurobama!
You won!

>>1561326

I think 90 percent of Reimu's misfortune happens because of Marisa

Reimu types should just cut ties with Marisa typs. They're scum.

>>1558659

There's a fanfic where Yukari guides a horde of Yukkuri through the borders of reality in order to kill the first meme that gave them the ability to emote.

One by one the army falls to Lovecraftian style mental pollution. In the end the last yukkuri decides that it's better for things to stay this way rather than to completely lose all ability to emote and take it easy.

When she returned to her flock to tell her decision they killed her.

What do you think about translating "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" as "Slow down!"?

>>1563737

... Doesn't fit good at all.
Take it easy.

parody of

http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=8V-zxWY3vsY

Partially explains the continued persistence of yukkuri abuse. We simply just want the real Reimu to suffer

>>1564164
Lol at the power-up-item wind-up toy car.

>>1564164

I just don't get the appeal of this shit. I don't get it at all. This just makes me sad.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5161417

>>1564164
Depressing

>>1564164
That's very depressing...
Unfortunately, it doesn't explain why would we (the minority of us, that is) want to bully yukkuris.

>>1564638
These should give you a glimpse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catharsis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horror_fiction

>>1565101
For me this makes me even more confused, since I love yukkuris but I hate children.

>>1564991
Usually I'm not a big fan of Miku, but this rocks.

>>1565101
>>1565249
The answer is very simple. Don't. There doesn't need to be an explanation to tell that it's starting to be mentally unhealthy. It sounds ridiculous, sure, but if yukkuris are clearly becoming gateway guro.

It takes even the most hardcore of /d/ veterans several years to get tired and migrate to guro. If bouncing cartoon heads can drive somebody to it in months, something is definitely wrong.

>>1564164

What the fuck, why would anyone want to bully that poor little moe moe head?

>>1566261
People who want to feel power over others. A rather disturbing ammount of those people go into education...

Or get a pet (Normally a dog) they can abuse without retaliation. Cowards and losers.

>>1566477
What about people like me, who want to feel the same power, but is too emotionally empathetic to even abuse dogs.

Some people don't even have a quiet outsource besides fake monsters (and talking moeblobs)

>>1566261
Who would want to watch a movie about a bunch of innocent people being slaughtered by a masked maniac?

>>1566804
Moeblobs are hardly a release. It's not like you can reach in and abuse them yourself. All you can do is whip yourself into a frenzy and eventually do it in real life once your common sense fails.

Men with willpower learn to tame such ridiculous urges to power rather than answer them.

>>1566203
>It takes even the most hardcore of /d/ veterans several years to get tired and migrate to guro

What?
I'm beyond a /d/ veteran and into cosmic horror and it took less than half a year to get to guro.
You're just a pussy.

>>1568000
Then you are a real manly man. You've gotten to your point by seeing(and fapping to) some of the worst things mankind can conceive, just in a shorter period than most. These people are driven to that point by moe heads. It's a matter of experience.

Moreover, gurofiends are something best kept in small quantity, no offense intended.

I don't know what the shit this is anyway

I'm just a twisted person who likes to see Alice treat Marisa for what she is

a baby factory

>>1564164
Man.

I wish I had a kid to torture.

Why can't yukkuri be real?

>>1568041

>>1568044
Me on the left.

One cold December morning in 1992, when I was eight years old, I first saw the Horror.
It was in a children's book. A Swedish children's book. It was about a boring morning, when a curse struck and baby brother was transformed. Into a "boring grey dough with a big mouth", the shape of a bobbly disembodied head. At that moment, I knew Horror.

... and for months now I've tried to find a copy of the book to scan, to drown out the Horror with the dubious honour that Sweden created proto-yukkuri in 1992 -.-

>>1568012

Meh; unlike these bastards, I have no desire to act upon my fetishes.

I just happen to find exposed intestines and blood to be arousing. Also metal objects piercing skin.

That one part of Hellsing where Seras got a blade through her throat and just continued to speak and move only slightly subdued made me *HOT*.

Yukkuri is now banned.