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No, if you were a woman you would stay in your room all day, never bathe, eat too much, and imagine all the little boys you would molest if only you were a man.

You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

wall of text ?
I'd do it too.

>>1552596

Let me rephrase it then.

If I, today, were to become a woman, tomorrow, this is what I would do every day henceforth.

You'd let Signum molest you, too?

>>1552612

I can't think of a better way to live as a girl or a man

If I became a woman, I would only molest myself.

>>1552596
I'm the opposite, don't eat enough. Otherwise, spot on, that's exactly what I'd do.

Why would you want to molest women as a woman? 3D pigdisgusting.

I wish to be the little molested-by-hot-lesbian girl.

>>1552596

Damn, Jones. You should have punched his cat and taken his wallet while you were at it. A man and his fantasies, you know? Be cool.

>>1553319
This is if you became a 2D woman in a 2D world. 3D women have periods and discrimination against them, so it would suck to be one.

If I was a woman i'd kill myself.

I love being a man.

>>1553352
You're pretty fucking weak and pathetic. A man doesn't kill himself no matter what fucked up problems he has.

I would only accept a magical sex change (no, the plastic monstrosities doctors make aren't what I'm talking about, I mean like animu hot springs magic) if:

A: I got to be a lesbian.
B: I was at least a 9/10 on the attractiveness scale.
C: I didn't age past my mid-20s.

If even one of those was a no-go, I'd rather stay a man.

>>1553357
This is true.

>>1553366
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

I fucking hate any of you who said you'll become one for sexual reasons.

Fuck you; you become one became be at will about yourself not, not to masturbate.

Fucking assholes.

>>1553365
Fuck off.

>>1553365
>C: I didn't age past my mid-20s.
I don't want to age right now!

I'm convinced that most men who want to become a woman only wants to because when they first can transform into a woman, they could probably also transform into a more attractive person.

>>1553387
I'd settle for transforming into having a more attractive face.

I look like a woman with facial hair. It's not cool.

>>1552586
Is this sum ozone layer discussion?

>>1553421
The picture is three times as arousing now.

>If I was a woman I would do this everyday
Speak Japanese?

If i was a woman I'd actually be happy :/

>>1555033
Don't kid yourself, you'll never be happy.

>>1555051
Damn you, I come here to forget that.

What if Signum molested Nanoha?

>>1556519
this

>>1556515

If I was a woman I woukd fuckung kill myself asap. Not even think of playing saf-tachan-gaems

>>1556593
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