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>>15558392
I don't have enough sticks to whack you with, so I'll just say that OP IS A FAGGOT!

ALPS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15558392
Literally a worse girl than the siths.

>>15558396
Matango.

Made by the same guy that did the original Godzilla. Later released in the U.S. under the name 'Attack of the Mushroom People'. Good movie, but the fungal plague is indeed unsettling.

>>15558410
I have a mental image of a poster where a mushroom creature is on a tricycle. That movie?

>>15558408
Furfag pls.

>>15558418
I wasn't complimenting the Siths with that statement either anon.

>>15558415
That was actually a toy based on the title creatures from that movie.

>>15558421
>>15558418
The next OP should start the thread with a Humpty Dumpty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6q6_gn2AsU

reminder that all people who like kobolds are closet furfags

>>15558424
Fuck that.

>>15558428
You were shot down seven ways to sunday anon. Give up, you're the only one who thinks that.

>>15558428
t. hellhoundfag

>>15558428
Eat shit, Binky-boy.

>>15558424
Anon no.

>>15558428
Laziest bait I've seen in quite some time.

All right folks. Last thread we had around 150 posters. Time for Harem role call.

Post your MG harem, yes I'm talking to you! I want to see a full roster, so get motivated.

>hard mode
Include a description of your group dynamic. Why are these girls a part of your life, and how do they handle each other?

>>15558424
Eh, why not? Much better than transgender shit

>>15558444
Does a waifu and a single daughteru count as a harem?

>>15558444
Kikimora triplets.
Very yandere, but willing to share with each other.

>>15558444
Harem? But I've got one waifu.

>>15558444
Zombie
Vampire
Wisp
Lich
Ghoul

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>15558444
Mantis
Lich
Wight
Kunoichi
Kakuen
Minotaur

>>15558444
>harem
Sorry anon, i'm a one girl kind of guy

I know i wouldn't be able to love all the girls equally and i would feel guilty, it wouldn't be fair to not be able to give my everything to them

>>15558444
Only one girl for me anon and that's Miia.

>>15558458
Meer a SHIT

>>15558463
rude

Ufufufu~

>>15558483
>Get out of my pool you damn monster girl!

Nerdwan~

>>15558444
I do not generally fantasize about having a harem, because I am not a pleb.

One slime waifu and occasional clone/daughteru/sisteru post-mitosis fucking, that's as far as I go

Are you a fun enough guy to date a fungi?

>>15558492
What?

>>15558496
>a fungi
>a, singular
>fungi, plural
HATE. Let me tell you about HATE. HATE!

>>15558444
Hellhound
Minotaur
Unagi Joro
Dormouse

>>15558492
Fuck no.

>>15558496
Fungi? Fun-guy?
Sounds like fun-gay if you ask me.

>>15558444
>Having a harem

>>15558509
Well this is a gay ol' thread, isn't it, with the Alps and things.

>>15558502
>singular
Not for long!

>>15558501
I want to ruffle that hair!

>>15558496
If it's a Mad Hatter, sure.

>>15558444
Fuck, I'm tired and bored so why not?
>Busty Himedere Vampire
Gothic Lolita dresses, Hair Drills, the works. RP British Accent
>/fit/ Gym Bunny Hellhound
All spats and tank tops all the time. Very prone to bants. Brooklyn Accent
>Chubby Lazy Cheshire Cat
Prone to teasing and cuddling, sometimes at the same time. Cockney Accent.
>Curvy Metalhead Succubus
Big into Classical Metal and Hard Rock mostly, legs for days and into some seriously kinky shit. Scottish Accent.
>Pear Shaped Genki Kakuen
Always down to cuddle, or fuck, or both. Completely aware of how much her ass jiggles. Oral fixation. Chinese Accent, slightly broken English
>Hourglass Flirty Manticore
Master bonermancer, prefers to seduce rather than take. Thick Greek Accent, rolls her rs super hard.
>Spooky Shoggoth Meido
Never sticks to one body type, works for the Vampire, hides in the shadows and helps facilitate lewd encounters. Thick German accent
>Shortstack Tomboy Gazer
Loves commenting on other people playing games, actually a bit of a novice herself. Occasional nudist, but only when company isn't over. Dixie accent.
And then there's me, the poor sap who can't turn away any of these girls to the point where the Vampire actually had to move all of us into her house.
The girls get along because of one shared trait that makes them work together well with the goal of draining my balls dry,
All of them are dangerously smug.
What can I say, I'm a slut for smug.

>>15558444
Dormouse
Werecat
Jinko
Ammy style wolf
Hinezumi

>>15558444
I don't have a harem.

My only true love is Anivia-darling.

>>15558526
> Scottish Accent
Have you ever lived in Scotland?
I have, and I can't think of any possible way that accent could be sexy.
Even when they're flirting with you it sounds like ZOOL is threatening to smash the entire pub over your head for looking at his tartans the wrong way.

>>15558544
I have a fetish for accents.
Also this.
https://youtu.be/SEEmi0wEtoY

>>15558544
>Not wanting to fuck ZOOL

>>15558548
Surprisingly pleasant.

>>15558548
>You will never get to drive cars with Jeremy Clarkson.

>>15558444
>A 250 year old witch who is now in my care thanks to some pact that my great great great great grandfather made with her. She is a genius who suffers silently because she desperately wants to grow up (get bigger tits).
>A Nekomata girl I unwittingly saved while she was in cat form, now she's pledged to become my wife. She plays up the cute foreign girl with a basic understanding of English trope. She also can't grasp the concept of laser pointers.
>My CC Lamia next door neighbor who always gives me odd colored cookies. Secretly a masochist.
>The Arachne who's basically just started squatting in my garage. After an incident that ended in my broom catching fire I decided she could stay. She's an ice queen but she doesn't mind opening up to me.
>My Human childhood friend who has been my ace since we were five. She plays video games with me and quotes Star Wars constantly. Lately she's been more moody around me and less talkative, but she's still squishy in all the right places.

>>15558444
>Harem
But that's basically NTRing a bunch of girls with their friends.

>>15558526
>fit Hellhound with a Brooklyn accent
I didn't know how much I need this in my life until now.

>>15558576
If you're wrong, maybe.

>>15558572
>Human childhood friend
You disgust me.

>>15558544
>Aye, ye wanna stir last night's haggis, do ye?
No ma'am.

>>15558496
Mushroom

>>15558444
>Chubby nerdy Tentacle
Happy go lucky, enjoys playing video games and watching anime with me, is very much a romantic.
>shortstack culinary expert Flowkelp
Very determined and driven, loves making new types of recipes for other's to try, likes to relax beside me to talk about her day.
>tall lithe, mantis
Very much into the arts by painting and sculpting whatever cones to mind, is a bit nervous about her height around me since she's like 7ft 8.
>Busty, opera singing mermaid
loves to make song to sing to the audience as well as all of us, loves to test out new songs by first performing them to me in her lovely voice. listens to many types of music.
>strong bookworm Yuki onna
Has subtle yet clear signs of lithe strong muscles on her, loves reading and watching superhero related material especially as it's her favorite type of reading material, surprisingly loves to slow dance with me to winter time music when in a good mood.
The girls get along due to all of them being friends before meeting me and since I was too polite to pick only one, I decided to date them all since we all got along well already as friends. They're favorite thing to do is to come together and put on a show on for me, to both entertain me while also allowing them to grow stronger with their unique hobbies. They're all very loving and affectionate, for when sex comes around the passion it creates for all of us involved means more than how much sex we have.

>>15558577
Don't forget the bants anon. She'd constantly be getting into mock arguments with other girls and her dirty talk would be unreal.

>>15558444
Nah.

>>15558607
Anon stop. I don't have the time to masturbate right now.

>>15558607
A tough puppy huh?

I'm going to stick my thumb in a Hellhounds butt!

>>15558455
Are you the original guy, or just some one who picked up the fallen torch?

We need more thick girls in this thread.

>>15558651
More thick please.

>>15558630
The toughest she can be, both in and out of the bedroom.

>>15558651
No, we need more lewd skinny girls in this thread.

>>15558548
Accents are pretty great. I don't know how legitimate it is, but playing all this fallout 4 has given me a real hardon for Cait and her accent.
>No celtic-irish fae grill to fug
>No sweet pillow talk to share between the two of you

I still haven't cemented the best fae grill to fuck though. Titty Anna is too lofty. Dullahan? Non-furry cu sith?

>>15558659
>"Hey buddy, I'm rapin' over 'ere!"

>>15558444
Not sure if this is a "harem", per se; more like what I vaguely imagine my life would be like in MGC:

> laid back, dopey holstaur
Actual gf, works at the milkshake bar. Met her when I went in quite innocently for a drink and she considered my inability to stop ogling her tits tantamount to asking her out on a date, so just slipped her number under my sundae
> mute impreg fetish devil bug sisters
Just a pair of stinky bugs who live in my ceiling. If gf isn't staying over I will inevitably wake up in the morning to find one of them riding my morning wood
> sassy feral nekomata
A stray cat who prowls the apartment building. Try taking the trash out at the wrong time and you'll find her dumpster-diving for discarded fish, and get raped for your intrusion
> frustrated black harpy coworker
A christmas cake and mad as hell about it. Every time I need something at work it's "Well anon, I could help you out, but in return... I want 5 minutes in the supply closet". Then I'm picking feathers out of my underwear the rest of the day.

That's the recurring cast, but hell, it's MGC, you can't get through a traffic stop without paying the cops a "fine" in utero.

Hey anons just remember that were all clinically depressed and that your waifu wont be real.

There is only depression.

>>15558670
>get Kejourou as waifu
>tell girl to let her hair grow really long
Problem solved.

>>15558670
Which is why I can only temporarily satisfy myself by drawing my own monster girl waifus.

Truly it's just plain suffering, I should be a buddhist monk.

>>15558670
A slimy, tentacle, Mindflayer scalp massage would cure this.

>>15558444
>Demon
Classic blueberry. Queen bee type, who wants to be waited on hand and foot. Lazy and spoiled, but has a hidden desire to be bossed around and shown her place. Hides in the bathroom closet so she can jump you in the shower.
>Wight
No nonsense, level headed, and grounding agent in an otherwise crazy universe. She reluctantly plays the role of an older sister type, and is the best at restraining her carnal desires. Secretly a hopeless romantic who likes being woo'ed in classic fashion.
>Shoggoth
Drips sarcasm with every sultry word. Is she truly happy to serve? Or clean her masters dirty body? We may never know. And that's just how she likes it. The first to offer sexual reprieve to her master with a smug grin, as long as she reminds you how hopeless you are.
>Vamp mosquito
Genius level intellect, German accent, and a doctorate in monster physiology. Her usefulness in the field of science is bellied only by her reputation as a pathological troublemaker. Mischievous, sly, and manipulative. She also has a severe daddy complex, and acts bratty in hopes she's punished for her misdeeds.
>Will o Wisp
Obsessed with dark magic and the secrets of the multiverse, she pretends to despise men because she cant have a normal conversation with one without going into wild heat. Very awkward, but craves attention she has no idea how to handle. Chuuni as fuck, but actually a reliable consultant on all things magical. Will never instigate a sexual encounter, but fantasizes constantly in her journals.

Yeah, I'm pretty far gone.

Oh, I just realised...
>15555555

>>15558666
It's not really rape when it's a consensual relationship Satan.
Outside of Hell, other kinds of sex besides rape exist.

>>15558670
Fuck you, I am my own hype machine and ive been at full power for weeks

Oh, I just realised...
>>15555555

>>15558698
Come to think about it, we talk about Overcharging Kikis from time to time, but I know for a fact that getting headpats from a cute monstergirl would overcharge me.

Milk?

I want a mushroom to molest me

>>15558661
>what about lewd frog girls?

>>15558702
Fuck head pats!
I would be charged by loving cuddle by a salamander girl just a little shorter then I am

>>15558710
That's not lewd, that's slutty.

>No dragon that slaps people that offend her with her tail

>>15558670
Ahah! I refuse to see a medical professional, and have thus never been formally diagnosed with jack squat!

>>15558670
Fuck you; she's real in my dreams. That's why I sleep almost fourteen hours a day.

>>15558714
That's not slutty, that's the standard cheer-leading uniform for Monster Girl High.

>>15558718
Pretty sure thats an instant kill.

>>15558714
And?

>>15558729
I'm just not into that look is all.

>>15558723
>>15558670
She's only ever in my drunk dreams, that's why i drink myself to sleep twice a week

It might honestly be the only thing keeping me going

>>15558726
Pretty sure she knows how to control her strength so it isnt neck breaking

"Adventurer! I heard you needed a healer for your next quest? Would you like me to accompany you? Or do you not an old snake like me dragging you down?"

>>15558693
That's a nice Vamp Mosquito you've got there.

>>15558723
>>15558737
I have never had a single monstergirl dream in my 5 years of being into them.

FUCK

Still going to call a chubby jinko Garfield and see what happens but i wont stop there, I'll find insulting names of all the monsters and test them out!

>>15558745
The only time I ever had a mg related dream was with a human grill that might have been a shirihebi in disguise.

>>15558741
Of course you can accompany me mam, not only would having a healer be useful but more importantly having someone to keep me company on this adventure would be really great. I think we'll be getting along really well, but first I must ask you who you are and why do you wish to accompany in the first place if you don't mind my curiosity?

>>15558745
I actually had one with a weresheep/pan faun.

>>15558741
You can heal for me, but im going to have to insist you put on this sweater. You seem to have mastered the art of distraction.

>>15558741
I keep telling you, I'm not on a quest, I'm the mailman. Take your LARPing somewhere else.

>>15558754
That doesn't sound like it counts, if she only MIGHT have been snek
Did you at least get some sweet dream action out of her?

>>15558737
>>15558723
{Marche intensifies}

I will punish a Hakutaku with knowledge by forcing her to watch all of Adam sandler's movies in order to find the good ones

>>15558763
Fuck off Marche. Nobody likes you.

>>15558763
This entire thread is escapism. Your argument is invalid here.

>>15558765
backstory for a guy how hasnt played fft?

>>15558745
Only MG dream I've had that I can completely remember was cosplay. Did have my waifu luckily enough...and also a Jinko, for some reason. And for some reason completely beyond my understanding, several Fis wandering around.

I feel like I might've had one other since, with actual MGs, but alas, can't quite recollect.

>>15558444
>Yukionna
Wife. Very motherly, friendly and open, would classify as a young lady turning into a milfcake. Gives ara ara vibes. Kind, gentle, caring and ferocious when it comes to family. Takes care of the meals for everyone. Switches from S to M for the mood. Occasionally seals off the doors and windows for alone time and often forgets about it. Quartermaster and is responsible perishable storage.

>Arachne
Head maid and mistress. Deals with cleaning, laundry, clothing and equipment. Slightly tubby from all the food being cooked. Hard dom and aggressive when it comes with bad habits. Straightens everyone up. Teaches the wife about miscellaneous things. Has a stash of books and naughty things. Secretly wants to have a shota to raise. A light sleeper, gets annoyed at the nightly buzzing from Hellhound's room, but has too much pride to do anything about it.

>Scylla
Bindings and storage, helps Head Maid. Has large knowledge of being oirans and etiquette. Dislikes the fact that the wife is too clingy and likes to molest everyone else. Has bad habits such as sleeping late, is an alcoholic laziness and bad hygiene. Bath time together means she slides on top of everyone for a good scrub and some groping here and there. Excellent massager, likes light choking and asphyxiation.

>Hellhound
Fit and likes to do work. From tiling and cabinetry, she can make a house. Can't sit still and itches to do work. Steals vibrators and dildos from Arachne's stash for her own pleasure. Fixes the odd thing in the house, makes beds for everyone. Pleasant to work with, as I crunch numbers and she cuts to size and builds. Commands everyone else for help during larger projects and is a good manager. Touches herself during her sleep. Has not been dicked. Has lesbian gangbang rape fantasies.

>>15558765
>>15558768
BUT DEPRESSION WILL NEVER LEAVE.

>>15558761
No we were sitting together in the cafeteria of an american college. I've never been north of the equator. And I'm pretty sure she was a sneaky snake. It was literally all I could think about while looking at her. I remember a powerful sense of cognitive dissonance, in that she was clearly a shirihebi, but she had legs.

I dunno, it was weird, and the dream shifted away from her soon after.

>>15558444
I only have the one Oomukade. Everyone else is plan b-ayylmao

>>15558496
Unless Mad Hatter get that shit away from me.

>>15558743
Thanks. They're criminally under rated, although I could go without the addictive aspect. Don't mind giving blood though.

>>15558670
Jokes on you I have major depression AND I accept that my waifu isn't real. Doesn't mean I still can't fantasize about her and Monster Girls in general.

"Oh Anon, my daughter's not home right now. I was just about to go out back and sunbathe. Could you help me lotion my back dearie?"

>>15558770
They get pulled into a fantasy land from reality. it's better for everyone involved, but the main character says it's unhealthy and everyone needs to find a way back to reality.

Pharaohs are JUSTICE

>>15558723
The only dreams I remember are some weird fantasy stories where shit happens, I get wrapped up in it, and when the climax comes, I'm up. Then I forget all of it. Not a single one of those hazy dreams had my waifu in it. It's a bit annoying.

>>15558796
there is always on killjoy
thanks for telling me

>>15558797
And Anubis is just a fat, lazy, overbearing, spoiled princess who needs to get laid!

>>15558794
Why not gt your husband to do it?

>>15558805
Walks around construction facility, healthy and delicious dieting and positive reinforcement, now.

>>15558794
Ma'am, you misunderstand. I'm here for you!

>>15558794
Ms. Anubis are you trying to seduce me?

>>15558807
Anon her husband has been dead for a while.

>>15558805
Khepri is that you?

>>15558813
What, does her neighborhood not have a lich?

>>15558794
Uh that's a tempting offer ma'am, but I should really go meet your daughte- uh wow, yes it's very fluffy, but I need tooooOOOOHOHO That's pretty forward of you. And that's my zipper.

Where's that lotion again?

>>15558763
>not healthy

I feel like having someting to live for is more healthy then killing myself

>>15558807
Y'know, I think pretty much all monstergirl settings would be absolutely chock full of single mothers.

MGQ is already (because half of them fucking murdervore you as part of the impregnation process).

EMG maybe less so, because each girl is assigned a family so you know full well who the babydaddy is if she gets knocked up...

But MGE definately, with all the random indiscriminate rape that most of the girls do. When you need 3 square meals of white cream a day whether you're married or not, the whole fuck-to-live-and-live-to-fuck lifestyle the mgs lead, even with low fertility they're inevitably going to get knocked up at random at some point and have no way of knowing which of the hundred travellers they assulted recently is the father.

>>15558831
Im almost entirely sure magic contraceptive exists, atleast for the matriarch types like Demons and Titanias.

And can undead like Ghouls even have children?

>>15558844
>magic contraceptive
But why? It's like going to the range and just pulling the trigger on an empty gun for an hour or so.

>>15558856
A Monstergirl who only wants to have kids with her husband, but screws the slaves in the slave pit while she is away on work. Gotta get that spirit energy, and it's not like slaves count as people.

>>15558844
>Im almost entirely sure magic contraceptive exists, atleast for the matriarch types like Demons and Titanias

Even if they do, I wouldn't expect MGs to use them. Why wouldn't they want a kid? Don't forget they're part beast: the reason they want sex isn't just succubus nymphomania, it's also beastial mate-lust. The desire to pass on their genes is stronk.

> undead having children

They explicitly can, Fallen Maidens addresses it directly. Wandering Scholar even editorialises that this means "undead" might be a misnomer and such monstergirls are really new proper species rather than just walking post-mortal versions of old species

>>15558856
>>15558869
Let's say your MG wife has already given you five beautiful children. She still wants your spirit energy, but the kids are almost out of the house and she just wants some time for the two of you before you turn her into a baby factory again.

>>15558889
In KC land, it's so hard to have children for most species that it's never an issue. In fact, the more powerful the monster, usually the harder it is for them to have children.

It's bad enough that couples make whole pilgrimages to the tentacle rape forest just for an extra chance of conception.

>inb4 N(Tree)R

>>15558889
Fair enough, that's kind of a reason for a married, already-fruitful monster to dial it back a notch.

But I'm talking about single monstergirls. And I guess I was thinking about the ones that live out in the wilds; froggirls, harpies, goblins, those sort of ones. Life in the great outdoors is rough, and who knows, you might fall down a ravine tomorrow and die. Gotta pass on your genes every chance you get.

>>15558866
>NTR

>>15558908
My fetish is that tentacles capture my wife and I, and force us to fuck each other, while conveniently ignoring my ass, and helping me gang my wife.

>>15558924
> having such a chilly sex life you need tentacles to force you to fuck

Get a better waifu, anon. For both yours sakes.

>>15558926
Nah mate, I'm just lazy.

U-umi da?

>>15558933
What?

Speak english.

>>15558933
Beg pardon?

>>15558924
How bro-ish of them.

>>15558444
>Queen Shoggoth
Waifu. Met her by chance one night in the mountains of the south pole. A gang of delinquent albino penguin girls rolled through and destroyed our expedition, carried all the men off. By chance I was out of camp when it happened. I had come down with mild fever-symptoms, and had troubles sleeping. I took a short walk and stopped to enjoy the Aurora Australis - the way those solar and magnetic spirits dance is quite captivating. When I turned returned, the camp was already a wasteland. I scavenged what I could of the supplies into a large backpack and made to cross the mountains alone in hopes of reaching the beach where our ship landed.

Unfortunately, a heavy blizzard began to blow in precisely at that moment. Stranded and in the open, our camp destitute with no shelter, I opted to just keep my head down and trudge onward against the incline. I would reach the crest or die trying. If I made it, I could easily make my way down again to the security of the boat.

As I walked, the howling, snow-whipped winds began to twist and take sinister shape. Arrant notes would slip in, notes of a thin and monotonous, whining flute. Against the onslaught, my heart beat in my ears but under the duress my fever must have begun to arc up, for under the thrumming beat of my own heart I fancied the muffled and maddening beat of vile drums.

To this day I have no recollection for how long or far I walked. All I hold for certain was that surely, bit by bit, I was losing myself to this maddening cacophony. But then I made the crest. And upon looking across the blasted white-washes wastes, I lost myself truly.

Twisting below me, before my eyes was an illogical labrynth - reaching pinnacles spearing through the writhing clouds of ice vapors - winding roads and split buildings, grand and awesome minarets and arches. I stood upon a slate balcony and stood aghast as the alien figures carved into the balustrade of both an infinitely masterful and complex workmanship, such that they appeared to move and observe me, yet in the same stroke, infinitely primal.

I forgot the cold, forgot even the daemon flutes as I descended into the incomprehensible maze, drawn as much by a fell curiosity as I was a sick revulsion and a need to escape the biting cold.

I wandered through ruins, some far to large to home a man, some far too small, and some disconcertingly fitting. I spied wyrd edifices that no mammalian being could possibly inhabit, odd furnishings and countless shelves lined with books of all shapes and sizes, carved with letters and alphabets, some which my mind seemed to reject on an innate level, others which made me shudder uncontrollably for how familiar they were. The oldest incarnations of Sanskrit and arabic. English of a stroke more modern than even my own.

I passed through doorways and halls whose angles and non-euclidian architecture resonated with my fever in ways I can scarce comprehend. I felt a passenger in my own mind as I watched my self trudge through hallways I had no right to navigate to intimately. I descended to depths that not even the light above dared touch, and yet found myself walking onward steadfast, my eyes unnaturally accustomed to the gloom.

The tunnels were lined with images of Greater beings than I have ever thought possible. Commanding civilization, seeding life. I was witness to a history my fingers fear to type and stood petrified as I reached back through the ages and fell upon the moment that which mustn't go free was released. I don't know what brought the bile up from my stomach, the wretched end to the story or the crude, insulting continuation.

I wandered further yet, tracing the steps of an abandoned, lonesome existence. Soon I ceased to care for the quality of the imitation, and begin to mourn for the creature carving it. It's tale resonated with me on a level deeper than the past mastery, and I found my footsteps hastening.

My recollections from that point onward are vague - a haunting, wretched sobbing - a writhing black mass - vast caverns and immaculately tended homes, lost to the millennia.

And yet what I do recall in blissful vividness, the sensations of the exact moment I plunged into that inky darkness, and embraced it. The exact moment I felt arms wrap around me in turn.

She is, essentially lazy. Lazy and clingy but highly doting. Acts the mother figure and finds great thrill in looking after her autonomous clones. soft and voluptuous, prefers modern clothes like sweaters

>Guard Shoggoth
In a word, overzealous. It can get annoying, but I can't begrudge her enthusiasm as having a master to protect after so long. Huge softy off duty. Likes cute things. Athletic/buff body with wide hips and sculpted abs. Dresses in out-dated fashion when not in her suit of armor

>Maid Shoggoth
Archaic and servile. Hides a mischievous and rebellious streak. Revels in seduction and winding me up. Her maid outfit grows lewder by the day. Thick thighs.

>>15558927
That's not the point. It's a (monster) wife's job to take the initiative and guide her husband in a variety of interesting and inventive ways while inflaming his passion! If she's not getting you so hot and bothered that your laziness is a distant memory, she hardly qualifies as a wife at all!

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>>15558670
The VR and AR revolution will bring waifus to the mainstream. Whether that's good or bad isn't clear.

I'm still depressed because of my OCD and Inattentive ADHD.

>You will never go with a close Monstergirl friend to a lewd cafe.
>You will never try to guess which of the male servers are alps by teasing everyone relentlessly.

>>15558939
I accidently my concept of love. Did anyone ever decided to go do even as to look more like a monster girl?

>>15558950
Did you let a mindflayer cross some wires there, bud?

>>15558950
It's an older meme, Mistress, but it checks out.

>>15558956
NEEEERD!

>>15558460
All things considered, I wouldn't be opposed to her using the same spell on me right away.
After all, there's worse things to be than the perfect cuddlepillow for a lovely anubis. And she has good time management, so I'd never miss out on anything because of the time spent like that.

>>15558933
Fine, we'll go to the beach. But it's just a lake, you know.

>>15558970
As an addendum, we'd just need to be careful with that kind of magic, though.
Say I slip the potion version into her meal at dinner without her knowledge, and she casts the spell on me right as I'm getting under the covers in her.

Then suddenly we'd both be spending the night helpless and almost completely unable to move, just able to shuffle up to each other and pass the eight hours on the bed like that.

So since Dead Rising 4 is all about female zombies, can we talk about a man wading through a mall full of cute zombies?

>>15558979
This is a wierd kink and you need to stop.
Just, y'know, get into lactation or something, like a NORMAL Japanese reverse-rape beastiality cartoon fetishist.

>>15558981
>Really hot out
>Can't stand the heat anymore
>Go to the mall that's filled with Zombies and just lie down on the floor
>The building itself is air conditioned, and then the Zombie girls that start piling on you are nice and cool too
>It's like heaven

>>15558988
>Fall asleep
>Wake up surrounded by Wights

>>15558981
> "...diiiiiiiiicks..."
> "...rargh... diiiiicks..."
> "...seeemeeeen..."
> "...diiiiiicks..."
> "...braiiiiiins..."
> "..."
> "...whaaat the fuuuck, Sanaeeee..."
> "...what, neeeerdboys are seeeeexy..."
> "...yooou're peeerpetuaaating... a neeegativeee steeereeeotype... Sanaeee..."
> "...fuuuuck youuu, myyy husbando > youuuur husbandoooo..."

>>15558831
As far as MGE goes, it's really up to the reader's interpretation as to the very specifics of the setting. The way I've always thought of it is that it depends on the species. Obviously, a succubus or similar type girls I think are more prone to just fuck and leave, thus meaning they're more likely to be single mothers. Whereas, say an Ushi-Oni or a Sandworm just captures the first guy they find and turn them into their eternal cumpump. Meaning they wouldn't be likely single mothers. All in all, it's up for you to decide; whatever makes you happy.

>>15558985
Oh, that's a great idea. I'll combine the lactation with the daki transformation!
After all, what use is an animate daki monstergirl if they don't have breasts to milk and suck?

This should apply to living futon girls, too.

>>15559047
Well fair point, obviously unicorns aren't going to be trailed by 5 bastard foals from 5 different fathers.

And monsters like, I dunno, arachnes or whatever who are REALLY GOOD at preventing their random capture fuckbuddies from physically escaping, are less likely to end up raising a child alone because the father just physically can't leave.

I suppose my point is that I don't expect single monstergirls to consider motherhood something to be avoided. Singledom is bad, motherhood is good; so single-motherhood is non-ideal, but it's better than single not-motherhood.

>>15558992
I approve of this.

>>15559083
I like to think monstergirls have an innate understanding of the value of a father, and won't conceive until one is as close to guaranteed as you can get.

>>15558444
A small pack of 5 P'orcs.

Two of them come from the same family. One is the same age as me, just off a month or so, the other is eight years older. Then the other three come from a different family, twins who are a year older, the last one is two years younger than me. I haven't decided on names yet.

They all met each other just a few weeks before attempting to capture me, only to fail by getting caught in their own trap. I ended up saving them from the trap, otherwise they could have been in serious trouble if stuck for a long period of time. They recognized me as their master after saving them from their trap, treating their wounds, and cooking a nice meal for them.

There's sort of a friendly rivalry between them all when it comes to getting my attention, but they all love each other as well. The oldest one sometimes feels like a bit of an outcast in the group because of her age. But truth be told, she's my favorite. I'd never tell the other girls that though! And, I try not to make it obvious. The twins are identical and not just in appearance. They behave the same way and do almost everything together.

Because taking care of all their "needs" is, well, draining. They do all the housework, leaving me to do whatever I want. Usually that time is spent with them, on occasion giving each girl their own day with me, whatever they want to do, just the two of us.

We live in an old abandoned mansion on the outskirts of a town. They've done a lot of improvements on it to make it look nice, and a bit more like home for them. That means erecting palisades and small watchtower in the front where the gate is. Not that there's any danger for thousands of miles, since we're in the center of a massive mamono realm. It's more of a cultural thing for them. But this also ties into the fact that they're very protective of me.

Overall though, we all get along well. If they're not with me, they're with each other doing things together. Jealousy can seep in at times, but nothing to serious to make anyone hate each other. If anyone of them were in trouble, they'd all jump to their defense.

>>This scenario is still a WIP

>>15559083
>>15559099
But in MGEland monster children are actually remarkably difficult to conceive.
It takes some very dedicated fucking for them to even stand a chance of getting babby. There's a line in the world guides to the effect of "even though couples with MGs fuck a whole lot more than purely human couples, they're less likely to have children."

BEWARE OF SCORPIO!

>>15559099
See I think it's cuter if they DON'T have an innate understanding, and then when to her surprise you do stick around and you all become a cute family she gets overjoyed with how much better it is this way and how lucky she is to have you.

Also my autism kinda requires that random-rape single-mother pregnancy be a thing to explain how monster populations sustain themselves in wilderness areas where men and indeed humans in general are rare

>>15559110
Wasn't there a tentacle forest where the tentacles get more and more violent as you approach the center, but there's some sort of fruit that guarantees the couple a baby on their next fuck?

>>15558444
>Oppai loli Lich
Incredibly smart when it comes to magic and science but has an extreme lack of common sense or worldly knowledge outside of that. Always roping the rest of the harem into her shenanigans such as trying new temporary potions or making them try out hew new sex toy machines against their will. Being the guy in the harem I'd be the only one she wouldn't drag into that sort of thing.
>Gentle giant Jinko
A bit more feminine than the average Jinko and probably the kindest of the harem. Due to her nature she's usually the #1 victim of the Lich and subjected to all manner of things but some of the others in the harem see her as an older sister figure since she handles a lot of the household tasks such as cooking and cleaning. She's also a big scaredy cat when it comes to horror movies or anything violent.
>Military otaku Yeti
Tanks, planes, ships, you name it and she probably has encyclopaedic knowledge of it. She's probably such a military otaku that she'd survive on rations alone unless the Jinko nagged her to eat something decent and often sleeps in a tent in the back garden. Despite all of that she's still a pacifist herself and is still a cuddle slut like you would expect a Yeti to be, she wouldn't mind taking up a harmless hobby like paint ball if they made guns that were usable with her big fluffy paws though.
>Khepri twins
One mildly tsundere and the other the world's biggest tease. Both can often be found playing video games in the living room and are fiercely competitive with each other, the tsun is a sore looser and often sulks in the Yeti's tent after arguments until her sister comes to apologize for teasing her too much. Outside of their gaming hobby they can often be found playing kitchen assistant to the Jinko to make themselves useful or on a sisters day out in town.
>MMA fighter Hellhound
Loud and sometimes doesn't express herself exactly how she means to but has a heart of gold. She's a fairly competent fighter with a 17 win 3 loss record in local tournaments. Prone to sulking after a loss or close fight and won't come out of her room until meal time. After a win however she's usually fairly smug and tells her story to the tsundere Khepri who will listen in awe.
Despite being a tough girl she's the #2 victim of the Lich as she's helpless against magic.

>>15559110
Yes, but it's not like it's an accumulation of baby batter in the womb that does it. A single Mg might fuck as often as a married one, she just fucks more men. And any one of those might be the lucky one.

>>15559117
>Single mothers raising shit kids is cute
Yeah, nah. As for your spoiler, nothing is stopping them from kidnapping one man and making him a communal cumpump

>>15559123
Yeah, I'm just saying the odds are really low.

I can't believe I once tried to write this thing into a story. What is even the point in its existence?

>>15559140
It's a classic if goofy japanese monster. The point of it is mostly just that anything can become a monstergirl if you toss enough mamanobama at it.

>>15559140
Umbrellas need love too. She's actually super cute.

>>15559140
What do you mean? Karakasa obake are great.

>>15559140
It's the quintessential nip dick cheese fetishist.

>>15559123
> Single mothers raising shit kids is cute

Well, I don't dispute that IRL bastadry is degenerative to both mother and child, but when the kid is SUPPOSED to grow up into a feral rapist who lives in a cave there's not really a pressing need for a positive father figure, is there?

> nothing is stopping them from kidnapping one man and making him a communal cumpump
If MGs were capable of keeping their rape captives in the rape cave with a 0% escape rate, then sure.
I mean, I don't discount that model as a possibility, I just don't think it's always gonna be a success

Also you'd be pretty fucking pissed off if as an explorer you tripped and fell into the Lost Tribal Oppai Lizardgirl Village and they all ignored you because "Yeah, we captured the Great Husband-Fatheru 40 years ago and all 150 of us are his harem-wives. Sorry buddy, you're not getting any action here, *bounce bounce*"

>>15559150
No, that's the Akaname, anon.

>>15558946
>AR revolution will bring waifus to the mainstream
MGE Go? Gotta catch'em all

>went into shady place to catch rare mg
>got raped by that mg

Maaan, these shrooms are the shit, maaan!

>>15559160
No, akaname is rimjob fetish
Though I don't know why would karakasa be dick cheese

>>15559170
Akaname is filth in general.
Sweat, dick cheese, rimming, whatever.
She's gonna get that tongue all up in and around ya.

>>15559160
>>15559170
Oh, I got the two gross tongue monsters mixed up. My bad.

>>15558946
I heard that there was some recent VR Sex Showcase in Japan.

It got cancelled early because interest was too high for the venue or some shit.
Truly the age of the waifu is fast advancing.

>>15559159
>If MGs were capable of keeping their rape captives in the rape cave with a 0% escape rate, then sure.
? You make it sound like its so hard to chain a dude to a rock and keep him there. Don't forget how often the last girl to gang rape him would jut fall asleep on top of him and hold him inside her until morning. also, you're forgetting mamono mana and drugs and magic and venom and shit.

>Also you'd be pretty fucking pissed off if as an explorer you tripped and fell into the Lost Tribal Oppai Lizardgirl Village and they all ignored you because "Yeah, we captured the Great Husband-Fatheru 40 years ago and all 150 of us are his harem-wives. Sorry buddy, you're not getting any action here, *bounce bounce*"
>Exploring just to get your dick wet.
No, I wouldn't be pissed off. What kind of assumption is that?
>I discovered the lost tribe, therefor I get to dick them!

>>15559181
> You make it sound like its so hard to chain a dude to a rock and keep him there.

When you're a harpy and don't have any hands - or metalworking, for that matter - then I actually do think this would be nontrivial.

Also I don't really expect feral monstergirls who live in the wilderness to be very smart, frankly. It wouldn't take a Houdini to escape them.

> No, I wouldn't be pissed off. What kind of assumption is that?
>I discovered the lost tribe, therefor I get to dick them!

...
...I don't think you have quite grasped the tropes of this genre yet.

Bullying a monoeye!

>>15558444
>Shortstack holst
Motherly and kind, she does her best to keep everyone happy, slough her gentle smile belies an iron hard will if things are getting out of hand.

Also prone to sneaking in her milk into the food/drinks because she knows of my love of breasts

>Tubby Tanuki Heiress
If the holst runs the place, the heiress owns it, buying everything she wants and getting a bit pouty when things are denied to her.

Much of her money comes from stocks so she just snacks and watches anime while selling/trading. Acts haughty but knows when to call it quits.

First to go for cuddling when I get back.

>Muscled hinezumi
A martial arts master, she's the serious one in the group, always ready to train or sparr at the drop of the hat.

Has thick thighs and a taste for bad kungfu movies

Also slightly confused as to why she needs new bras as of late.


>Tall wight
The tallest (and secretly the youngest) of the group, the wight works as an accountant for an alchemical firm.

A quiet, reserved woman, she's actually a huge nerd that runs DnD campaigns for the group, although there is a suspicious amount of undead who try and grapple my character

>>15559169
Go away Nurgle, I’m not joining chaos.

>>15559209
Auntie Nurgle just wants to nurse you when you're sick~

>>15559212
But she's going to keep him sick

>>15559215
And nurse him forever, and forever, and forever~

>>15559197
>then I actually do think this would be nontrivial
>Build eyrie
>Put tribe-slut in eyrie
>Tribe slut tries to escape first night
>Falls too far and breaks both legs
>Put tribe-slut back in eyrie
>Tribe-slut doesn't try to leave anymore.
Not that hard.

>It's a trope
What if I just wanna explore with my waifu? What if I'm not exploring solely to get my dick wet? I find it curious that you are so set on railroading this to a single conclusion when that is the antithesis of the hugbox this genre is.

>>15559212
While that is nice, and she does take care of me and I do like it. It’s not ok to make me sick in order to take care of me.

>>15559212
> Auntie Nurgle just wants to nurse you when you're sick
The 'nurse' with the uniform and the temperature-taking, or the 'nurse' with the calcium?
Both plz

>>15559217
> I find it curious that you are so set on railroading this to a single conclusion when that is the antithesis of the hugbox this genre is

Finding a lost tribe of oppai lizardgirls that WON'T give you the V is the antithesis of the monstergirl genre?

K, lol

>>15559229
>Railroading isn't antithetical to a wish fulfillment genre
I think you're the one with the shallow understanding.

>>15559229
I'd love a tribe of oppai Loki lizard women

>you will never have a yandere battle meido who protects you with all her might and is desperate for your approval

>>15559239
Do rich people get together and make bets on underground Meido Martial Arts matches?

I want to live in the mountains and not be noticed by the dragons for years

>>15559245
No. What a shitty master

>>15559248
It's easy not to be noticed by Dragons when you're going down, down to Goblin Town, ho-ho my lad!

>>15559250
What's the point of battle maids then? How do they spar anyway?

>you will enact(roleplay) your waifu's weeaboo fantasy by pretending to be a moe boy or the main love interest of an isekai novel

>>15559248
>Hoho Human. Is has been so long since a mortal dared to tread so close to my lair. For what reason have you come?

>What are you talking about? We've been neighbors for at least seven years now

>What?

>I left you that welcome cake when I first moved in.

>That was you?

>>15559257
By removing potential threats that want to do bad things to master

>>15559122
I want to fall asleep hugging the yeti as she goes on about WW2 airplane engines for hours

>>15559258
Nope, I'll outright refuse. nothing will get me to act like a shitstain little protag

>>15559267
>implying isekai novels in mg world would have male protags

This is a no bully thread.

Please don't make lewd or bullying comments about a MG's body

>>15559262
Her confused as fuck face would be awesome

>>15559269
NOT commenting on a monstergirl's fine booty is considered emotional abuse in 49 states, anon

>>15559269
>alp thread
>no bullying

Bullshit.

>>15559275
Please don't sexualise the nun. She's not used to lewd comments and is embarrassed about her BIG butt

>>15559113
This is the cutest scorpion-girl I have ever seen.
Huge perky tits and a belt-bikini do wonders for distracting from the whole giant-terrifying-monster-carapace thing

>>15559258
>Do I really need to say 'I'm cumming with the force of a thousand clams?'

>>15558444
>/fit/ Tomboy Hellhound
Tall and muscular, total bro who is always down to hang out and have some fun. Almost exclusively wears a sports bra and spats. Always does something that will flex her muscles when you're around, like carrying something heavy, she knows that her abs are your weakness. Prepare for the roughest, wildest sex imaginable.

>Partying Raiju
Slim athletic body, legs for days, all kinds of flexible. Lives electronic music, often has it cranked, loves to go out and dance at nightclubs. Gets very close and personal if you walk in on her dancing, slinks up and down your body, her hands travelling all over, sending small, pleasurable shocks through your body. Gets along well with Hellhound, and often goes to the gym with her. You've overheard her trying to convince Hellhound to do a threesome with you and her. A total freak in bed.

>Bossy Anubis
Average height, the finest butt you have ever seen. A complete neat freak, always gives Hellhound and Raiju Hell for not being more tidy, everything has to be just so, picky about her food. Enjoys reading. Opens up more when you get her alone, and secretly likes to cuddle with you while having a pleasant conversation as well as having her tail brushed. Likes passionate sex, favorite position is lotus position.

>Shortstack kobold
The softest, nicest breasts this side of MGC. She's everybody's best friend. Always there for a word of encouragement or to lend a helping hand. A bit of a klutz. Doesn't have any one particular hobby but enjoys just about everything. Enjoys spending time with everybody, but you especially. The softest, cuddliest sex to be had.

>Thick Lazy Yeti
Thick in all the right places. Yeti is content to lay around all day watching TV or playing games. Always totally mellow, nothing seems to get her angry. When asked to help around the house she only puts in a minimum effort. What she can do, aside from forcing you to be her personal teddy bear, is make a variety of delicious frozen deserts from scratch, which is where she gets her soft thickness.

>>15559262
>Dragon asks her wyvern neighbor about the hobo.
>"Hold on.... There's a human who lives here?"
>Yeah! He's been here since before I moved in.
>"So THATS where the cakes come from!"

Lone Wolf & Cub, with a man and his Werewolf daughteru. Discuss.

>>15559298
Eeeehhh, give me a plot. What are they doing? Where are they doing it? What's the conflict of the story? What happened to mama? Did a bear eat her? Or is she away on a trip and they've been waiting for her to get back for two years?

>>15559298
Why don't you discuss it, you lazy fuck.

>>15559302
Yo I pitched you an idea,whaddya want from me ovah hear? Fogeddaboudid!

>>15559269
Of course not, why would I? My waifu wouldn't like me commenting on other girls' butts.

>>15559287
> Lewd-dancing raver raiju

I need this in my life

>>15559287
Anubis is all anyone could ever need.

And she certainly sounds incredible.

>>15559265
>She will never hold your head to her chest while retelling the battle of Britain in great detail

Dark Matters wield the power cosmic!

>>15559322
Does passionate mean loving or vigorous here? I'm having a hard time imagining a big-butt Anubis rocking in her husband's lap very fast.

>>15559356
Sex hair Yeti when? Yukari an OK girl

>>15559376
I meant loving, tender, that kinda thing.

Any alp stories?
>inb4 faggot

>>15559376
>Yukari an OK girl
She was who I had in mind while thinking of the Yeti. Just Yeti sized and into all kinds of military history rather than limited to land battles.

>>15559381
Alp Adventures is good. If you want to try something a little more hardcore, try Andrea the Alp.

>>15559381
The sensual suspects is one, there's also a number of them that were created off-site.

>>15559392
>CYOA where you bang an Alp who used to be your best friend
I don't need this in my life. Not at all.

>>15559392
Speaking of, there was also Yandere Alp ONAHOLE VAGANIA

When will the TG cancer leave?

>>15559398
Never, Alps are part of MGE and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.

>>15559401
So is yuri. That doesn't stop the neighborhood watch. What the fuck happened?

>>15559404
Alps are lovable rascals and their spokesperson in these threads is someone you love to hate.

>>15558444
I have various versions of my dragon waifu, it's like I'm a dimension hopper and I'm trying to date my waifu in all og them.

Delinquent, student council, evil lord, guardian, hero, goddess, adventurer, mercenary, neet, homeless, rich, bystander, tsundere, kuudere and many more. She is everything to me.

>>15559433
This is an idea I like, alt-universe versions of the waifu sound great.

>>15559238
I hate it when my device autocorrects a Japanese word for a child into the name of a Norse god too.

>>15559407
>lovable rascals

Cancerous excuse for closet faggots. I'd rather vomit up my liver and talk about werewolves domming weresheep than permit trannies in the thread.

>>15559461
>talk about werewolves domming weresheep

Honestly not a terrible idea senpai

>>15559397
Do you remember where this yandere alp is?

>>15559461
Nobody needs you to permit anything though. Alps are not going anywhere, and there's nothing you can do about it. Here, have a flower.

Which would be preferable if you were a kindergartner again?

Playing in the sandbox with Sandworm and Wurm?
Playing Monopoly with Lich and Albino Lamia?
Find a way to play patty-cake with Crybaby Wyvern?
Ditch class with second grade Salamander and Hellhound because you're too cool for school?
Or get lectured by the 6th grade Hakutaku teacher and stare at her bouncing takus?

>>15559477
>Implying I wouldn't go to play with the Titania teacher

>>15559465
I didn't actually mean we should talk about that, if the context of it being next to the bit about vomiting livers didn't imply that.
I mean, I'd love to actually talk about that, but we both know the thread isn't stable enough to not explode over such discussion.

>>15559477
I'll do what I did in real kindergarten and play kiss-tag with the girls.
In this case the Goblin-Hobgoblin-Goblin triplets.

>>15559465
I prefer the idea of Hellhounds domming Weresheep but that's just me.

>>15559477
Protect crybaby wyvern from the fire beasts.

>>15559433
>Alt universe interpretations of your waifu

I'm guilty of doing this too. In my writefag ideas, I like to imagine different incarnations of her. In the present world, a young prodigy with a love for model building. In a fantasy world, a child with great magical talent and a gifted priestess-in-training who yearns for the stars. And in a future setting, a genius with pioneering dreams that spans a galaxy and beyond.

A single soul, maybe with slightly different personalities and wildly different backgrounds, but the same defining traits and dreams.

>>15558572
PUFFY
U
F
F
Y

>Nerdy Monster girls invite you over for a game night filled with vidya, pizza, soda and bullying/teasing/raping the overall loser
>Buff Monster girls invite you the gym with promises of gains, muscle feeling and possibly sex
>Naughty Monster girls invite you to a party/orgy of unprotected sex and fertility spring spiked punch where there will most certainly be at least 20 babies conceived
Who do you go with?

>>15559487
Yeah, it's kinda weird though. It's like I love her so much that I'm fated to be with her no matter what. Sure, I like other girls, but she is so good that I don't mind being with her in every dimension existing. Too bad I can't be with her in this one

>>15559493
Gym. I'm feeling the need for it, even though I just went on Sunday.

>>15558670
No I'm not.

>>15558707
Wonder if Holst ears would be all tough and sinewy.

>>15559501
I've played with cow ears. I would like this.

>>15559495
I know what you mean. It's that feeling where you can't get enough of her, you want to experience everything with her. Things impossible in one world of setting you can still do with her, with the gift of multiple universes to share.

>>15558741
Show me what spells you can do and take off those glasses.

>>15559501
>Kobold and/or Hellhound puppies grawing on the Holst kindergarten teacher's ears

>>15559485
She's protected by Ryu when she's not absent from school or treating the water fountain like it's her property.
Only you and maybe a few stray birds have to worry about those firey girls.

>>15559493
Nerd party. I'm too tired from work for the gym and I don't want kids. What kind of MGs would be at these parties?

>>15558992
Thanks for the laugh.

>>15559521
Then I'm gonna play with the fiery girls and hopefully they won't notice when I'm trying to convert them into attending class. That should not only make the cool kids my friends, but also win some favor with yhe teacher.

>>15559524
Gazers, anubi, devils, runty kitsunes, fairies, and such.

>>15559514
>Holst kindergarten teacher
>Holst kindergarten teacher
>Holst kindergarten teacher who keeps having to gently dissuade the kids when they try to get at her boobs
>They're all remembering their earlier days at their own mothers' teats and the scent of milk kicks their instincts back in
>Some of the toddlers are baphos or minos who can already overpower her
>Invariably when it's time to take the kids home she's pinned to the floor under a pile of assorted monstergirls
> all suckling her at once like baby animals
>"S-sarah, Rosa, your f-father's here to take you h-home a-ah~!"
> nottu disu shitu again, it ruins their appetite for dinner

>>15559528
>convert them
The one being converted is YOU. You think you're reforming them, until one day you notice you're shooting cans with Hellhound's new pellet gun instead of going to school.
>Teacher
The lonely, might as well be an alcoholic Echidna who teaches kindergarten? Or the Holst who teaches second grade?

>>15559536
Oddly yet intensely hot. I like it.

>>15559493
Gym, I need more power.

>>15559505
How are they?

>>15559493
Curse those delinquents, they found out about my impreg fetish!
Well, maybe when they getting fat and hormonal for 9 months that'll teach 'em to straighten up and fly right!

>>15559541
I wouldn't be converted that easily. She might be extra fun, but school is still important. And the teacher, well, maybe I wouldn't get to friendly with her now that I think about it.

This is why we're making threads only after the previous one dies was a good system.

Because otherwise it'll be the biggest fucking retard who makes the new thread every time.

>>15559536
Breastfeeding when the girl's being forced is the pinnacle of the lactation fetish. I salute you sir.

>>15559547
Strong.

>>15559401
So are cait and cu and you don't see them mentioned here except with compete disgust you gnat

>>15559536
>Meanwhile the pedophile Succubus teacher is trying to pull the little boys away from her colleague
>"Hora hora, don't you want to rub your pee-pee against aunty's butt?"
>It never works because the kids are too little to care about lewd stuff
>Eventually she gives up and sits in the corner hugging her knees
>One day one of the boys comes over to hug her
>Still doesn't get the D, but at least it's something

>>15559536

So which girls would make the worst Kindergarten teacher?

The obvious answer: 98% of them. Though I would imagine some are worse than others

>>15559550
> impreg fetish
> posts liliraunes, which don't get pregnant
ooookkkkkaaaayyyy?

>>15559572
You can't do jack shit about Alps being accepted here.

>>15559579
>accepted
>implying

>>15559579
>alps
>accepted
They've never been anything else except shitposting.

>>15559579
>accepted
Topkek

Fuck off to /lgbt/ or /d/ with transgender shit

>>15559579
But anon, they love you.

>>15559575
The monstergirl it is least responsible to leave in a position of responsibility is the nereid.
She will literally try and drown everyone.

>>15559577
Mamano Mana

>>15559589
>Topkek
Leave.

>>15559584
>>15559585
>>15559589
Triggered much?

>>15559579
I wouldn't say that "being a shitposting meme" equates to acceptance.

>>15559579
>accepted
I want to say grudgingly endured? But yeah, accepted is a complete stretch.

>>15559579
Any chance they had at acceptance was destroyed by shitposters.

>>15559593
I don't mean they can't reproduce; they just won't get baby bumps. Alraunes, liliraunes, and matangos just puff seeds / spores out into the breeze

STOP TALKING ABOUT ALPS! TALK ABOUT WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS!

>>15559579
>implying they need to be "accepted" by a bunch of autists
They're monster girls tho.

>>15559600
More like being what they are and the crowd they would bring. But we should stop now.

>>15559552
But if you dated her she might stop drinking out of loneliness! She's had a rough life of always being single when she wants to be a mother.
>She gets a date
>Gets ready like it's the most important day in her life
>Waits for her date
>Hours go by
>Nothing
>Gets a text the next day telling her that her date is now more interested in a Jabberwock that's into roleplaying as his sister, and says that he's not calling back
>Echidna rolls into a ball
>Tries not to cry
>Sobs loudly

>>15559604
Suffering

>>15559597
>I wouldn't say that "being a shitposting meme" equates to acceptance.
You do realise we're on 4chan, right?

>>15559605
>>15559572

>>15559605
>girls

>>15559615
I know reading is hard, but you should give alp's entry a shot.

Would spraying a vampsquito with Raid be considered a hate crime?

>>15559617
Tranny =/= girl

>>15559608
I like reptiles, but I only like a handful of snakes. Poor Echidna will have to keep looking for a husband. The most I would do is offer a shoulder for her to cry on.

>>15559619
You're going to make her cry and fly away

And then some desperate bum is going to confort her and help her get the spray off of her which would eventually lead the both of them to marry and have 8 children

Do you really want that?

>>15558709
Done.

>>15559632
Billy, no! Guess that makes me the Last of Us.

>>15559536
I'd go kindergarden cop on their ass.

>>15559632
That shroom looks dangerous. Remember to stay away from mushroom forests.

All Wurms should go to kindergarten and stay there.

>>15559629
I'm fine with most of that but 8 children? Mosquitos make my skin crawl.

>>15559639
Can I go there?

>>15559645
Are you a dumb wurm?

>>15559639
I want to be a teacher to a class full of grown wurms. Like, 35 of them.

>>15559639
All Wurms should go to my house and stay there

>>15559652
No but somebody needs to look after them, you know?

>>15559639
You seem villainous anon.

>>15559657
>Hello, class. I'm anon.
>HII'MDAISYx35

>>15559665
Electricity in the air?

>>15559639
Whatever, Alp.

>>15559667
Why are you trying to force Alps back into the conversation?

>>15559670
I'm just addressing him by his name.

>>15559672
Where'd you get an idea like that? Alp likes Wurms.

>>15559665
>snake with a ribbon
Cute. Does that mean all that other hair is male though?

>>15559664
Did their moms not named them properly? I will come up with a different name for each one of them. Gotta raise my students like they are my family.

>>15559626
A shoulder to cry on is a start, at least.
>All of her students see her down and pouty the next day
>They each try to cheer her up in their own way
>Dragon tries to share her chocolate coins
>Wyvern tries to give an uplifting speech, but ends up making herself cry
>Anubis plans out something in Lego bloacks
>Ophy pats her on the back
>Wurm tries to share her cupcakes, but can't find them because she ate them already and forgot about it
>Lich didn't notice and was too busy reading about eugenics, and Kiki herself was a little blue for some reason

>>15559269
Thick and fat elves belong in the bin

>>15559642
Just wait until winter, all Vampire Mosquitos become NEETs at that time, you won't see a single one out of their house

I kinda want to be a NEET with a Vampire Mosquito

>>15559696
>that
>fat
>doesn't like actual thick
I'm gonna whack you with a flaming 2x4 with nails embedded.

>>15559693
You know what will cheer sad Echidnas up? The whole class making a little party for her. With banners and confetti and shit.

>>15559269
I really want her to sit on my face

>>15559705
We kinda tried that during elementary school when our teacher got married.
It wasn't very successful, but at least we tried. I didn't want to, but one of the girls knew karate.
Wish I had a nice martial artists Oni to bully me into being a better person.

>>15559706
I want to play that ass like drums. Rumba drums. Being played by an angry god.

To make use of Anubis Advisor and use Egypt to conquer the Medieval world, or to become Shogun, miritary rurer of arr Japan?
Decision, decisions.

Would you work at a farm if the job was to breed with the cake or near cake animals to help ensure a new stock of animals are ready in a few years, and had a decent pay?
Hard Mode: The Cows and P'Orcs are fat
Hard mode reward, you can fuck the Farmer's hot daughter
[Spoiler]Extreme mode: the Farmer has Race and Milking Centaurs
[Spoiler]Extreme mode reward, you can keep 5 girls after leaving

>>15559696
Thick Elves should find work as milkmaids and wetnurses.
(Provided they also develop a yandere-level attachment to the child they're feeding)

>>15559713
>cobra head
Oh god, Anubis is working for Apophis!

>>15559716
NOT. ENOUGH. ASS!
Goddamnit I love cowtits but you have to have as too, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>15559715
Sure, I would go extra hard. Bbut I don't want the extra rewards, just more money.

>>15559723
While her ass is definitely plump, I needed an image to drive home the lactating Elf thing too.

>>15559705
>Whole class
So Jimmy, Timmy, Anubis, Pharaoh, Ophy, Sandworm, Khepri, Wurm, Dragon, Wyvern, Ryu, Kitsune, Werewolf really into WW2 stories, Kiki, cardboard cutout Girtablilu, Dark Elf and P'Ork, Albino Lamia when she's back from chemo, Lich and mayber her Elf-Wight sister, Ushi-Oni that like anime, Minotaur and Dullahan, Holst and her faceless future husband, Yuki and Yeti, Mantis that has always been in the background, and new transfer students Wendigo and Chimera?
We're going to need a LOT of cake and a LOT of party items.

>>15559716
Is that Flonne?

>>15559727
>that ass
>plump
Are you joshing me right now?

>>15559728
Nope, but it was drawn by the guy that designed characters for La Pucelle.

>>15559726
Order the cake from the Dragon bakery.

>>15559730
I mean, it definitely has a nice layer of fat on it. But still.

>>15559726
Teamwork can do miracles. The Echidna will never be sad again after the little festival.

>>15559736
What are you, Irish?

>>15559736
Yes, but there's no curvature, no eye pleasing roundness, she looks like she lost a fight with a pizza man.

>>15559747
No.
>>15559749
Alright fine, have a thicc Elf butt.

>>15558444
The Ghoul is my waifu. I wouldn't want a true harem. Maybe 2 identical twin sister ghouls would be nice but mostly I prefer vanilla on-on-one relationships.

>>15559737
Until she reaches 3p while still single. Then she'll propably be joining Junko's naps on the railroad.
>>15559734
>Dragon's Bakery
They've been doing fantastically after her rival appeared on Kitchen Nightmares and shut down shortly after. She still has the clutzy Elf who trips over nothing and the Succubus who makes everything shaped like a dick as her employees, though.

>>15559726
Where the Onee-sans at? Fuck the losers.

>>15559757
Nevermind, I think those might be visible nipples.

>>15559764
I'm starting to pity this woman. Can anyone even protect her smile?

> sit down to write for the first time in 6 months
> feeling good, donna make some edits to an old draft before I start on the next chapter
> phone rings
> then doorbell rings
> then I get an e-mail saying I have to sort out some banking stuff
> then my stomach's rumbling and I go make a sandwich
> suddenly it's 11.30pm and pretty much bedtime
JUST fuck my Sidhe up senpai

>>15559770
Perhaps you need to work hard and protect that smile? Protect that lonely woman's heart like a proud knight, Anon, and perhaps you may one day see a warm smile that surpasses the sun?
>>15559766
>onee_sans
Elf-Wight is there. 6th grade Lilim and Jabberwock aren't, though.
Jabberwock got grounded after covering for Lilim after she did something, and Lilim feels bad after having her best friend cover for her after she called her teacher a cow.

>>15559788
And yet you have time to shitpost here. GET BACK TO WORK!

>>15559726
>Yuki makes a crude ice sculpture of Jimmy with a giant "NO HUGGING" sign on the front
>her creation is ruined again by 2 paw-shaped indents melted away from the sculpture

Which Monster Girl would be THE LAW?

Swords?

>>15559830
No Shirou, no swords.

>>15559809
>Yuki makes another ice sculpture of Jimmy
>Before it's even finished Yeti appears once more to hug it
>Yuki gets into a fit
>Yeti hugs her and settles her down
>Until Anubis rides by on a tricycle and knocks over the Jimmy on ice
>Yuki and Yeti blankly stare at the remains

>>15559838
Snow obviously an inferior building material, she's doing them a favor!

>>15559797
I guess I'll have to do. I would hate seeing a lonely Echidna slowly torture herself like that. I'll do my best to be worthy of a woman like her!

>>15559844
>inferior
Not to Wurms. They find the fact that it can be eaten a giant plus.
>>15559849
May Eros bless your heart and your libido

>>15559872
>Years of pent up sexual frustration

Oh shit forgot about that. Too late now, I don't go back on my word and I'm gonna make her feel like the most special woman in the world.

>>15559718
Anon all of the Egypt themed girls except for the Mummy and the Khepri are wearing something cobra shaped or cobra themed

>>15559830
Cursed Swords are surprisingly soft.

>>15559875
Anon you're going to need a new pelvis after the intense week long SNU SNU session turns yours into dust.
I'd reccomend mithral/mythril/etc, as it doesn't get rejected by the body.

>>15559892
Monster mojo enhanced Cursed Swords probably give their host some bouncy upgrades.

>>15559828
Pharaoh, anubis, dullahan, grizzled werewolf.

>>15559892
>>15559897
Got to be soft for all that rough paizuri. I don't think anyone would survive rough naizuri sane.

>>15559893
Don't need to worry about me, Anon. The moment I declared my love was the moment I started pelvis training. The most beautiful woman in the world deserves the strongest pelvis.

>>15559883

>Anon all of the Egypt themed girls except for the Mummy and the Khepri are wearing something cobra shaped or cobra themed

I think I just realized who they all have allegiance to.

>>15559897
>Your Meek Childhood friend will never see you drifting further and further away from her because of your duties as a knight.
>She'll never go full yandere and enact rites to turn herself into a Cursed Sword.
>She'll never go find a suit of Living Armor and convince it to let her wear it in order to win your heart.
>Their minds connecting will never cause the Living Armor to go yandere for you too.
>You'll never get your pelvis rocked when they find you and carry you off to their new castle lair.
Damn it. It's a better plot than Soul Calibur V at least.