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so i heard from an unreliable source that somehow, people in japan will pay you to learn japanese if you sign a contract or something to work for them. possibly teacher or something.

sounds like a fucking plan to me, any clues or ideas /jp/?

>> No.1554387

Maybe you should work on your English before learning Japanese.

>> No.1554396

this is 4 chan.

who the fuck cares ^_^

>> No.1554412

Are you so fucking desperate for money that you are willing to learn a difficult langauge, just so that you can migrate to a shit country where no one there would love, care and protect you, and get a shit pay while you're at it?

Go work at Mcdonalds instead.

>> No.1554419

>>1554412
I meant language.

>> No.1554420

nah, japan sounds fun.

>> No.1554427

dude jap girls will be all over his american dick because they wish they could be white since they are inferior

>> No.1554465

>>1554427
Maaaaaaaaaybe, but at what expense? That you are stuck in an overloaded job, most probably something you never wanted to be nor enjoyed. Not to mention wasting a good part of your life teaching English to students in a extremely anti-intellectual culture who thinks of subjects like English as some compulsory torture phase to get their ass to Tokyo University, instead of something they can take it up to improve themselves, and rather instead conform with the rest of the illiterate Engrish babbling dumbfucks?

If you wanna get laid just slim down, clean up and go hit a girl at a bar. It's not that hard, assumming that you are not lazy that is.

>> No.1554636

日本人の女性は、黒人の男性を怖がります。
たまに黒人男性が好きな変わった女性も一部にはいますが・・・
日本人女性は黒人男性を怖がります。

>> No.1554646

>>1554387

>Maybe you should work on your English before learning Japanese

he's eazy-e.

>> No.1554666

>>1554646

Japanese ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>> No.1554667

>>1554636

本当ですか。日本人の女性は大きい外国人が好きだと思いました。じゃあ、
あなたは正しいでしょう。
悪い日本語で、すみません。

>> No.1554673

>If you wanna get laid just slim down, clean up and go hit a girl at a bar. It's not that hard, assumming that you are not lazy that is.

Get out of my /jp/. No, seriously.

>> No.1554684

>>1554667
>大きい
Did you mean 背の高い?

>> No.1554694

>>1554684

Yeah, damn. Now that you mention it I even remembered I know this word in Kanji >,<
I guess you can't use ookii that way at all, heh

>> No.1554700

>>1554684
違うだろう
外国人(特にアメリカ人)は皆でかくて太ってるじゃないか
汗臭いし

>> No.1554760

>>1554700
体はすごい臭い、数日で風呂がない、時々十日?

>> No.1554773

>>1554684
いやそうじゃなくて・・・
外国人はみんなちんこg(ry

>> No.1554777

>>1554760
外国にはお風呂はあったっけ?
知らなかった
全くお風呂に入らず、毎日香水だけをつけたと思った

>> No.1554779

>>1554773
日本人はみんな小さいちんこ。

>> No.1554789

>>1554760
アメリカ人=猿同じ

>> No.1554788

sounds like a simple way to get weeaboos to Believe they speak japanese whilst preformimg slave work in return

>> No.1554791

>>1554396

Kill yourself.

>> No.1554793

http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/global_penis_size_survey.shtml

>United States 3.4 5.0
>United States 3.4 5.0
>United States 3.4 5.0
>United States 3.4 5.0
>United States 3.4 5.0

>> No.1554865

>>1554777
絶対にあるだろ

実を言うと、外国人の方が汗腺が多いからよく汗をかいても不思議でも何で
もないよ。だから並の日本人よりシャワーを浴びるわけ(1日2回ぐらい

>> No.1554883

>>1554865


…ちなみに冗談でした。

>> No.1554890
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1554890

>>1554793
I swear I'm not that small.

;_;

>> No.1554904

>>1554890
You're smaller than 5 inches? Ouch.

>> No.1554906

>>1554667
嫌っている訳ではなく、慣れるまでに、少し時間が必要だと言うことです。

>> No.1554916

>>1554883
知ってる

ただ書きたかったんだから会話に加わらせてもらったぜ
(ちょっとすっきりしました)

>> No.1554914

カッコいいと思う黒人男性の有名人は誰ですか?

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