/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First post for June a best.

>>15545736
[hungry wendigo noises]

>>15545788
What the fuck do you idiots think you're doing?

>>15545799
Mod gave a go ahead to create new threads when we run out of images.

>>15545799
Following the mod's word, we hit 300 images

>>15545799
Just following mod orders.

>>15545799
A mod said we could do this a few threads back. I agree that it's a bad idea in general, but this is how they're doing things right now.
The logic is that more people browse with phones that can't handle the average 3000 post thread, but I'm worried newfags will take it as an opportunity to shit on everything.

Guess the new change is alright if we don't use up the images until we hit page 10

She will always be my qt cattu

>>15545810
>but I'm worried newfags will take it as an opportunity to shit on everything.
How so? What will they do that's so bad?

>>15545829
Doesn't she have a dick now?

The yuki-onna mother across the street wants your son to play in the snow with her daughter

>>15545831
Spam images and instantly make a new thread, resulting in the board being flooded with these threads and angering the locals.

It's now a perfectly viable trolling tactic by the faggots who want to wreck this thread, and they've been given the go ahead to do so.

>>15545831
>Page 5
>Images spammed to 300
>Open new thread
>Repeat until half the board is full of dead /mgg/ threads

>>15545831
Image spam.

>>15545831
Spam images.

Meow!

>>15545837
My son will play wherever he wants as long as it's safe form him to do so.

>>15545838
>>15545840
We're not spamming images, we're still using them at the same rate as always and running out on page 10

If you want to argue with the mod's decision >>>/qa/ is that way, I can't do anything for you

>>15545836
What?

>>15545844
Cute cats deserve pats.
Bad girls deserve dick.

>>15545842
As long as people have the self restraint to max out images on page 9 or 10 as usual it's fine. Just make sure to call people cunts for posting foxes or dragons with no text in the post and it should be manageable.

>>15545853
I thought the guy who wrote that gave Laska a dick recently. As in, made her futa.

>>15545846
She's a little girl in a snowsuit, she wouldn't possibly mark your son for marriage and come back to marry him when they're both older or your entire house will be frozen over

>>15545850
All I'm saying is that it's now a very unfortunate possibility. Remember the newfag who dropped 100 dragon images a few threads back? Now nothing stops anons with grudges from doing the same.

I get why the mod did this, but there are potential downsides to this.

Do not get the alps drunk. They do things..

>>15545850
>Being a liar.

>>15545857
Bob has fallen very far lately, but I doubt he's done that.

>>15545865
He made Laska a lesbian so who knows

>>15545857
Laska and Clare are different cats.

>>15545873
I see. I'm ignorant to the stories, as I have not read them. I just could have swore I heard someone talking about how he gave laska a dick.

>>15545876
You're thinking of Truckercore.
It started out as a promising road trip story and CYOA featuring a Manticore trucker and an anon with nowhere to go on the road together, but then Bob made Claire the Cheshire a futa because trolls convinced him it would be amazing.
It was basically the Nyanon CYOA fuck up times ten at the time.

>>15545886
Futa itself doesn't make the story a bad one.
Many Anons still read it after that happened.

>>15545902
>futa isn't bad
>we can now make new threads when the images reach maximum no matter how far down the line we are
This is all going to end badly, isn't it?

http://i.imgur.com/iDsD9lM.jpg

Impregnate the cow.

>>15545912
That cow looks like she was just impregnated.

>>15545902
Get the fuck out of here.

>>15545909
>>15545921
Writing about girls with penises doesn't make BobAnon a bad writer, even if it's not content for this thread, but /d/ material.

>>15545886
Pretty much
Thread told bob to do futa, he did it and thread hated him for it
The absolute madmen

>>15545925
>>>/d/
Stay there.

>>15545902
>>15545925
You can stop now, faggot.

>>15545925
Oh god, this thread is already going places.

>>15545932
>>15545933
>replying to bait

Why not extend the delete-after-ten-minutes rule to everything that isn't pure OC/special purpose*? It's not like anyone checking in on the thread is going to be salty about missing hellhound repost #338279834.

Uh oh, she's memed.

>>15545977
What happened to her leg?

>>15545967
Delete your reaction image faggot.

>>15545977
The best way to stop a cat from memeing is to kiss her, it's a proven fact. Do the world a favour and kiss a Cheshire today.

Disclaimer: memeing may continue 24 hours after treatment, additional applications may be required.

anon, you're under arrest!

>>15546127
No copper can catch me.

>>15546000
But then you're just rewarding memeing.

>>15546127
for?

>>15546127
I didn't do nothin'

>>15546129
trying to run away makes you SUPER under arrest!

>>15546136
You'll still never catch me, George Nelson
Born to raise hell.

>>15546127
For what?

What's a good cutoff point to stop reading Laska and Me before it gets really gay?

>>15545986
Just tucked under her.
I'm a little more interested in her hands. Either she's holding the thumb of the open one in her other fist, or she has paws that would be terrible at manipulating things.

Dragon feet!

>>15546127
Can I share a cell with the pally and the yeti?

>>15546187
Why are Wocks so big?

>>15546181
Original or rewrite?
Original was actually alright until the ending. The only thing that annoyed me was when Laska raped a guy and it was treated as just one of those things and had no consequences, but for the brief moment the MC though someone had raped her he was willing to beat the shit out of the guy.

The re write is a trainwreck that not even the most notorious of anime directors could hope to match. We all thought the original aim was to flesh out the story and setting, with a better or at least better written ending, but instead we get monsterboys and monstergirl lesbians.

>>15546187
Wurms have the best dragon feet.

>>15546202
This timid faggotcat rapes someone?

>>15546207
So I heard that game was being translated?

>>15546211
I want an awkward faggot cat that stammers out her memes and starts squirming when no one laughs.

>>15546240
>Be outside, doing work, look up at the sun sweating your balls off underneath your straw hat
>Do a big stretch, hear a faggot cat sniggering
"I bet you must be praising it!"
>Turn to look at her, give her the thousand yard stare
>She starts fidgeting
"Y-You know? Praise the Sun? Praise it?"
>Ironside from Kill Bill starts playing
"Ha-Ha... H-h-hahaha! I know, funny joke, right!"
>She looks down at you groin
"That must be a pretty big dick! For me!"
>You launch your bottle of water at the faggot cat like a baseball from Strasburg on the Nationals
>The noise she makes when she 'kyaa's and zoops out of midair from the tree is pretty cathartic
>Fucking faggot cats

>>15546273
Exactly.

It would be especially nice if she tries to force them and just causes an awkward silence.

>>15546273
"If I remove your hymen, will you die?"

>>15546295
>Frown does a 180
>N-no! But it'll hurt.
>You know what she expects, what she needs.
>You deny her.
>"OK, was just wondering."
>You swear that she almost died from the memetic blue balling you gave her.

>>15545788
Guys, since the mods are now permitting us to make new threads before they fall off the board, it might be prudent to start linking the old thread in the op.

>>15546308
Goddamn I want to tease a Cheshire during her awkward meme days.
And then I can tease her when she's grown up and embarrassed by those days.

>>15546318
>Poking fun of milf-cheshire while your daughterus run around the house.
That would be fun.

>>15545844
YAHOOOOO!

>>15546308
Looks like her plane crashed with no survivors.
I would also say "Here comes dat cat" and "Oh shit waddup" everytime I see her. I would love to see the big smile she would have on her face.

>>15546273
I can imagine her having thick swirly glasses and messy hair.
Is it bad I'd accept a faggot cat like that? As long as she's okay with spanking in the bedroom but she'd probably start blurting out billy herrington memes.

>>15546183
>>Just tucked under her.
Doesn't look like it. Her left thigh is noticeably shorter than the right one.

>>15546330
>Here comes dat cat
>Oh shit waddup

>>15546330
>Using those memes

Worse than a memecat.

>>15546331
>>15546331
Exactly!
That is an unsuccesful cheshire right there.

>>15546313
There's a good reason why we aren't doing that.

Memecats deserve ______________

>>15546202
Pretty sure Fairy Tail is worse, and take that as you will but LITERALLY NOBODY FUCKING DIES. EVER.

>>15546338
She is a really shitty "memer" so I might as well go lower than her so she can feel good about herself.

>>15546342
Hatesex

>>15546342
no attention whatsoever.

>>15546342
no new memes

>>15546350
I guess if you just ignore her, she'll stop spouting memes eventually.

>>15546355
Only respond if it's not a meme. It's the only way.

>>15546342
Stuffing.

>>15546342
Being ignored for the good Wonderland girls. Literally worse than Humpty Egg tier.

>>15546346
Anon please, meming back is just going to make her use those shitty memes.

>>15546342
Fucking in the lotus position and making her say that her hips are moving on their own.

>>15546360
But anon, what if they don't stop bullying you?

>>15546342
>Memecat takes a selfie in her bedroom with you bound, gagged and looking worried in the corner of the room.
>"Sup gurls, bout 2 crush some dick, YOLO xD"

>>15546375
>Looking worried
It would be a bored expression at most.
That or an exasperated one.

Also
>Crush some dick
>Everyone starts getting mad at her because they think that she's literally crushing a mans dick

>>15546363
I'll start using better memes (Oh god, saying stuff like this is killing me.) as time goes on and she'll do the same. It'll reach a point where she uses good memes and isn't shy of fucking up anymore.

>>15546394
Or, and just here me out on this, you get her to minimize her use of memes.

>>15546360
For the record, what are the good Wonderland girls and why?

Whats the best Wonderland Girl?

>>15546431
Jabberwocks and Cheshires seem to top most peoples' lists. Personally, I wouldn't mind a March Hare...if her face didn't make it look like she had the voice of Fran Drescher.

Always wondered, though, if the transformation to Mad Hatter is able to stem the infamous Matango plague

>>15546431
Wocks and cheshires are regularly at the top of folks list and Jub Jubs get conversation going every now and then.

I enjoy Alices a bit but that may just be me.

>>15546446
>Alice

I feel uneasy around them. Then again, I feel uneasy around the loli MGs in general, but that's more because of personal issues rather than any actual dislike. The idea that the only one who'd willingly think the world of me is a child is kind of disheartening.

>>15546472
Well, if you take them to wonderland they get their memories back, in addition to becoming fertile.

And whose to say that the childish attitude isn't a face that some of them put on?

It would work especially well with a CC alice with an adult body that drops the childish attitude when things get serious.

Ooga booga where the dragonabs at?

>>15546431
Personal opinion? I'd rank them Jabberwock, Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Alice ≥ March Hare, Jub-Jub ≥ Cheshire Cat, and finally that fucking Humpty Egg load-o'-bollocks that KC forced on us.

Jabberwock - Literally an Ojou tier Dragon who will go into the blackest depths of depravity with you if she decides to make you her husbando. Can be won over by figuratively and literally slapping her in the face with your rock hard tallywhacker. Caramel Cream Wet Dream incarnate.

Mad Hatter - So insane will convince you she's sane or that nothing's amiss before fucking you. Could probably make the sentence of "I think I'll take some cremé from the tap directly <3~" while giving your balls and shaft an otherworldly fondling and you'd never notice

Dormouse - Walking loli sleep rape machine. Perfect for sniffing, cuddling, pumping full of babies. Also the key ingredient in any sleep rape tea.

Alice - Kind of ambivalent about. I'm not a big fan of the "Ever-Virgin" schtick they have unless you take them into Wonderland. Otherwise pretty okay.

March Hare - Outside of her thighs I could care less. Looks like a fucking cotton candy nightmare.

Jub-Jub - See March Hare. Would still impregnate ferociously because titty bird.

Cheshire Cat - Meme'd into hating them just like Manticores. Became a platform for "LE FUTA IS ALLOWED IN HERE!" thanks to certain parties enabling it. The worst part is that now whenever you think to write about one, similar to Oomukade and now Hellhound the threadcanon will supercede your idea.

Thanks Obama.

Humpty Egg - LITERALLY. FUCKING. A FETUS.

>>15546526
>Ooga booga where the human men at!

>>15546536
Gonna grope that titty tiger.

>>15546531
>tfw no Ojou Cheshire Onee-san with massive tits and a plump ass

>>15546536
I want her to tackle and rape me like there is no tomorrow

>>15546550
>You know what people who underestimate chuffers in heat say, don't you?
"No?"
>They say "Oh God, help me, I'm being raped into marriage by a chuffer in the mood."

>>15546556
I would try to flee just to trigger her hunter instincts. Oh god she would be so rough, bitting and clawing me while I leglock her.

>>15546431
Jubjub > Wock > Cheshire > Alice

No strong opinion on the rest.

This is my manticore.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.

>>15546571
She looks hypnotized anon. That's cheating.

>>15546536
Piere is that artists magnum opus.

>>15546394
>Better memes.

Start watching the Poorly Played Stream. Lots of meme experts there.

>>15546586
Priere*

>>15546578
That's mah mono mana at work, or as humans call it: Love.

>>15546578
That's called love, Anon.

>>15546550
Do you think minichuffs could handle that too?

>>15546600
Not until their first heat, when they are much older.

>>15546600
I like how plump that tiger lolis ass is.

>>15546600
They could use me as practice.

>>15546598
>>15546597
Oh wow. Love trully is real.

>>15546597
>>15546598
What is this earth emotion you call 'love'?

>>15546600
I want to impregnate the minchuff!

>>15546342
To be erased from existence allow with all their fans. .

>>15546616
It's when you don't need manana banana to stay with yoyr favorite monster girl.

>>15546641
Inconceivable! Such a thing exists? I must go buy some!

>>15546645
You can't buy true love. Money might help you find it, but you can only get it from your favorite MG.

>>15546608
Is there a way to force it sooner though? Staying around them after a good sweaty workout, rubbing their heads and bellies, making obvious innuendos about them, letting them realize you get erect because of them. Surely something will stimulate an early heat cycle.

I want to be princess carried by a monster girl!

>>15546670
You could always consult with the local Baphomet priest, but you'll probably get arrested and molested by your new busty, Minotaur jail-mate if someone outside of the Sabbath finds out.

>>15546699
This is also good.

>>15546696
Amen brother!

How would a kobold react to you bringing out the vacuum cleaner?

>>15546717
Probably just by bringing out heavy duty earmuffs so it doesn't hurt her ears.

>>15546710
She looks kuudere.

And that's fine with me.

What monster girl would demand for all intercourse to be performed in the most aesthetically pleasing way?

>>15546726
Leanon Sidhe.

>>15546726
Wight.

>>15546724
I can fix that with lots of sugar.

>>15546567
>Be keeper in a Chuffer Conservation area
>We're talking the CCs of the Chuffer world here
>Standard practice for when they're in heat is the same as biohazard containment. No air gets in, no air gets out.
>Keeps the male pheromones out of their system, they say.
>If you happen to meet the one they named "Anya", run and pray that she's not in the mood.
>Everything's quiet, you're hoping you can get out of the fucking suit since you're sweating bullets.
>Hear and feel a rip.
"Oops."
>There's a huge Jinko circling you, in the nude and smiling, covered in scars. It's Anya.
>Start to lose all capacity for rational thought as she rips another hole in your suit.
"Oops again."
>Wilkinson is already running back towards the gate. You try to back away from her, whatever you do. DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK.
"My, my. Such a strong male odor. You'll give me strong daughters. I'm sure of it."
>FUCK THIS SHIT, BOOK IT.
>You can hear paws tearing up the earth behind you as you're panicking. Get pretty close to the door before a huge weight knocks your face into the dirt.
"Ah-Ah-Ah. There'll be no running from your duty this time."
>She's biting and scratching, frantically trying to disrobe you, you lock eyes with Wilkinson when Anya bites your nipple painfully and yet, pleasurably
>He turns the lock shut
>WILKINSON YOU MOTHERFU-- Ooohh
>Get raped absolutely stupid by the huge chuffer, covered in love bites and scratches
>She ends up dragging you off further into the enclosure, never to be seen again
>Wilkinson shakes his head, going over to a sign nearby that reads "DAYS WITHOUT NEWBIES GETTING MARRIED: 1" and flips it to "0"

>>15546726
Marble Golem.

>>15546710
I like my dragon with a big smile on her face!

>>15546726
Some really eccentric vampire/wight/lilim.

>>15545860
What kind of things? You don't elaborate on these things and I'm going to peer pressure the alps into drinking a lot just to find out.

>>15546717
I want to fuck that brown Wolfu.

>>15546758
Genki dragons are best dragons

>>15546749
>Get raped until ahegao by a stronger girl

My dick shouldn't be this hard.

What should you do if your werecat catches a giant mouse or sparrow harpy and brings it back to you?

>>15546801
Every type of dragons is great, but I really love the slightly tomboy ones.

>>15546890
Dick them both?
Assuming the captured one isn't married.

>>15546891
True, Tomboys are nice.

You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK

>>15546901
>tfw no tomboy Holsttaur to bro around with

>>15546917
Tomboy Holstaurs would be very squishy if you know what I mean.

>>15546920
Explain further.

>>15546920
>Eeeeeeeh? Why do you keep staring at my chest Anon?
>Is there a bug or something?

>>15546922
As in, they'll be rather soft like any other Holstaur. And in that regard their spats and tight t-shirts are bound to lead to some skindentation.

>>15546930
Oh dear, Would she be aware of that or just be oblivious.

>>15546717
My waifu and daughteru usually get scared and nervous, which is why I make them wear heavy-duty sensory deprivation hoods with muzzle gags and hogtie them on the bed every time I have to clean the house. Or I just do it when they aren't home, but that's less fun!

You'd waifu a Pegasus right?

>>15546953
why?

>>15546953
No.

>>15546953
Fuck no.

>>15546925
>Asks about bugs so many times that she doesn't believe you when there really is a bug

>>15546901
But mice are a pest and you shouldn't contribute to their overpopulation!

>>15546953
Is she any different from just a centaur with wings?

>>15546953
sure?

Do you think that MGs would gossip with eachoter about what their husbands like in bed?
Like, moves and kinks and stuff?


Imagine coming home to your waifu in some strange but sexy clothes she went out and bought after talking to one of her MG friends

She'd be all shy and be really insistent on trying out new moves because she's afraid you might be bored

She wouldn't listen when you tried to assure her that you where more then happy and that she should push herself so hard.

she stammers out a "n-no" and pushes you onto the bed

>>15546945
Both.

>>15546971
Monster Girls are still girls.

A wight with huge milk tanks running an orphanage filled with zombie lolis!

>>15546972
But how?

>>15546967
She can fly?

>>15546956
Why not?

>>15546983
does she masturbate them when they get too lonely? any self-respecting mother figure would.

>>15546987
>Why not?
horse pussy that's why

>>15546971
I wouldn't be comfortable with my wife talking about our sex life to other people.

>>15546971
March Hares and Merrows would.

...before running off to turn fantasy into reality

>>15546988
Go away.

cyber cat-girls anyone?

>>15546988
Wight milk already provides that effect for them and also lets them temporarily think with greater clarity.

>>15546983
>tfw no adoptive CC Wightmom and Zombie imoutos/oneesans to grow up with and make love to
I'd also love to milk that Wight like a Holst.

>>15546987
>She can fly?
Yeah, but apart from that.

Like, Cheshire cats not only are just purple cats; they can also teleport and do some other kinky stuff with their powers.

I'd assume pegasi are more civilized and cultured than their steepe, wingless cousins who'd rather take their husbands than courting them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8OlDPqYBLw
Fuck it, out of practice and willing to take short story requests to do it as prose or greentext within reason.

Need to do it so as to not get too comfy from this music

>>15547013
Elf and P'Orc milkmaid trying to compete for their master's affection.

>>15547012
But Centaurs don't take husbands, they court them.

Which I guess would make Pegasus and Unicorns the Noble class of them all.

>>15547012
>Steppes Centaurs
Can we let this meme die already.

>>15546988
No, but she teaches them the importance of doing so, as well as how to properly clean and take care of themselves, which includes sewing lessons and first aid lessons, as well as other things that will be of use to them once their new master or mistress comes for them.

>>15547030
>But Centaurs don't take husbands, they court them.
Tell that to the Lapiths.

>>15547031
Considering it's a century old meme, no.

>>15546342

It's not like you can't fuck them. Have them wear a ballgag and pretend it's your fetish.

>>15547031
>Steppes Centaurs
Meme? I've been to a few hundred of these threads, don't recall reading it once. If it was actually a meme, it must have been from years back

>>15547055
It's a stupid forced meme about barbaric Centaurs pillaging and raping men.

>>15547055
I think it was posted more often back when Horse Pussy Kingdom anon was around and posted at least once a thread.

>>15547069
>It's a forced meme because I don't like it

>>15546597

>a Manticore will never propose to you like this

Just end my suffering please

>>15547085
Manticores are pretty shit anyway if only one writefag is consistently decent with them even if they come off as 3DPD tier

>>15547088
Your mom is 3DPD tier.

>>15547013
A man with Prosopagnosia and his doppelganger wife trying to cope with it

Are you a good boyim?

>>15547013
Growing up with a minichuff childhood friend.

>>15547013
Taking a Cheshire to Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert.

>>15547094
Yes

>>15547094
They want my crown jewels!

>>15547094
I'm the worst of the worst.

>>15547085
I want to hug that Manticore and tell her everything will be alright.
And then jab myself with her tail and pump her full of cubs.

>>15547094
I want to tease Tanukis and their fat asses!
In the case of desert Takukis, their fat tits!

>>15547094
No, so tell your friends to get off of me and go away.

>>15547088

Did a Manticore rape your mother or something?

Hey

What if

Monster Girl Musical

>>15546531
>Also the key ingredient in any sleep rape tea.
That cracks me up every time.

>>15547112
They got meme'd to death for me, and as fun as writing one would be there's just no way I can do it as effectively as somebody like RS because he knows how to tap into their bitchiness.

Basically he eats shitty chocolate crumble cake and likes it, whereas I'm content with cheesecake and raspberry drizzle

>>15547118
Dominated by Fairy Dragons

>>15546531
What's the new hellhound meta?

>>15547108
I want that god damn Tanuki so much.

>>15546597
From the thumbnail it looks like she's wearing those fake glasses with a funny nose.

>>15547094
No, I have a Tanuki maid. That I don't have sex with, she's just there for work.

>>15547129
Groucho glasses?

>>15547125
Some people think it's out of character for them to be portrayed as anything but unfeeling rape machines, no positive emotions allowed.
Either that or Nerdhounds, which was fun for a while but then someone decided to force it way too hard.
I personally still like the idea of Hellhounds with nerdy habits, but not Nerdhounds.

>>15547094
I don't know.

>>15547123

>Manticores are memes
>Ceshire Cats are memes
>I like them both

Am I just a faggot memer

So what would be a good way to write or portray them?

>>15547118
I'm paying the ogre upperclassmen to beat the shit out of you. Literally.

A Dhampir pretending to be a human woman so that she can work as a wet nurse and secretly mark the boy she intends to have raised into her future husband.

>>15547135
Rough sexers that love to play with their food.

>>15547127
Desert Tanukis are aroused by a good haggler anon, so haggle for her hand in marriage.

>>15547135
Manticores love causing fearboners
Cheshire Cats love messing with people until they give in to lust.
So together, I guess the optimal use of their default personalities is spooky rape.

>>15547138
She just needs to bite him and get him hooked on that feeling

Or maybe she can pull off some fancy magic and stamp some kind of seal of him to claim him

>>15547135
Everytime I see this image I imagine myself in front of a crackling fire, in a study, surrounded by tailpussies mounted on my wall.

>>15547142
But how? Where do I learn how to properly haggle?

>>15547135
Like you would write any character other, and using their Encyclopedia pages as reference.

Species' pages are templates for individuals, not exact descriptions of them.

>>15547132
Yeah those.

>>15547140
Is it wrong that I want to be raped all night long by a Manticore/Cheshire Cat duo?

>>15547148
I know what you were going for anon, but all I can think of is that reverse gloryhole story I saw once.

>>15547152
I don't know. But the other way is to go out and salvage something she wants and try to get her to trade for it. Just keep denying her monetary offers. You'll know you've reached the point where she wants to marry you when she offers sex of some sort and tries to entice you with her tits or her ass. That means she wants you and at that point the thing is pretty much an engagement ring.

>>15547156
I've seen that image for years and I only now realize it's a loss meme

>>15547121
Just imagine it, going into a tea cafe in Wonderland and asking for the house special. Then you see them going to a big ass tea pot/kettle, put a sleeping Dormouse so she doesn't get burned and then making delicious chamomile tea with her.

Then you make the mistake of bottling some of it and giving it to your imouto

>>15547161
A lot of people want to be raped by the smug squad. So it's not wrong.

Feeding doritos and peanut butter to your kobold daughters.

>>15547162
No. There's no long line short line in the second panel.

>>15547152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHwBN8p2rY

>>15547162
It's really not. You're seeing things where they aren't.

>>15547163
>spoiler
What's wrong with that?

>>15547166
Oh god, throw a Hellhound and a Kakuen in there too and have them rape me to tears that they lick up and it's pretty much one of my deepest fantasies.
As long as there's aftercare too. Any good dom knows that aftercare is important.

I need yandere stories

>>15547180
I also need yandere stories.

>>15547124
Well that sounds like hell

>>15547137
I don't care, I'm going to fulfill me dream of performing in musicals on Monster Girl broadway!

>>15547161
Why are Desert Tanukis so lewd?

>>15547180
>>15547181
I need multiple yandere maids.

>>15547183
Try dancing with shattered patellas faggot.

>>15547187
They're shit.

>>15547187
Because delicious brown shortstacks anon.

>>15547180
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
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Reposting the near-comprehensive list I made with two new additions.

>>15547209
God damn Tanabe is great.

>>15547204
That's pretty rude anon, why are you so mean?

>>15547212
His girls are the softest.

>>15547218
The best part is they're the perfect level of softness.

>>15547209
>Tags: What's a Dhalsim?
For fuck's sake.

>>15547190
Is it wrong to be yandere?

>>15547156

I would have used the encyclopedia page as a rough idea, but have enough variation where every Manticore (or even Monstergirl) wouldn't be a carbon copy of one another.

Like Manticores/Dragons would usually be loners, Cheshire Cats are usually outgoing and social, etc. Plus it would depend on how much monster is in them compared to how much girl is in them (are they MGQ levels of rape beasts or are they able to function in society without needing to fuck something every twenty minutes).

But I'm just thinking out loud here.

>>15546531
So same as me, except I put Cheshires that much down the chart less because of memes and more because Kunka's doujin rendered them into a less charming kind of mischievous-prankster-girl-gimmick than I was coming up with by their profile. Guess it's a tad harder to ignore canon than Anon#56588's shitposting to me.

>>15547274
SHE HAS A WEAPON!

>>15547242
Male yanderes are John Wayne Gacy tier.
Female yanderes, however, are immeasurably amazing.

>>15547274
Monstergirl staffed hospitals are probably where virginities go to die.

>>15547298
Married staff don't fug patients.

>>15547305
And how many of them are married?

>>15547290
It pisses me off hat males yanderes are automatically bad here, what the fuck, a guy can't be crazy in love? Then I think, yandere archetypes thrive on emotional instability and that's more of a female quirk. Oh well.

>>15547274
I would be a-ok with my monstergirl wife needing to fuck me every twenty minutes.

>>15547305
But what if my nurse is an unmarried Manticore?

>>15547308
>>15547332
If they aren't when they're hired, they're probably going to end up as such in short order.

>>15547338
Whatever happened to Primum non nocere?

>>15547298

>>15547317
Because there's something intrinsically creepy about a guy stalking the object of his affection and threatening or killing men that approach her.

>>15547339
They're only there to help~

>>15547348
For Pete's sake! You're supposed to take in fluids when you're sick, not lose them!

>>15547346
But not when a woman does it? You sound like a faggot.

>>15547317
It's shit.

>>15547356
>You sound like a faggot.
The term you're looking for is probably misandrist.

>>15547359
Para ti.

>>15547317
We can't be deres. We can only be normal targets for monster girls.

>>15547362
Like I said, a faggot. This could only be better if you were CWC.

>>15547353
Don't worry, they've got plenty of supplies.

>>15547365
Speak for yourself.

>>15547180
>>15547209
Is there any stories of yandere ryu or yandere mantis

>>15547338
If I got to walk out of the hospital with a cute wife, then it might not be so terrible to go there.
As long as she likes me for me that is.
They'd probably get a lot of monstergirls with healing fetishes signed up as nurses.

>>15547342
Why does this image always get me rock hard?
Is it because I secretly want to be raped by two or more sexy nurses?

>>15547373
>ran
NOPE

>>15547376
Nope, not yet at least.

>>15547366
You're talking to different people, but what the fuck is CWC?

>>15547382
What's wrong with ran?

>>15547382
She's a great caretaker, everything will be fine.

>>15547378

It's not rape if you want it.

>>15547363
Para cualquiera que no tiene el gusto en el culo.

>>15547394
Eres un pendejo sin imaginacion.

>>15547393
They'd better take responsibility.
I mean, I might start to miss the pleasure if they just leave me be. It's not like I like them or anything.

>>15547394
>>15547406
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, PACO

>>15547385
Chris Chan, he's quite the misandrist and he puts women on a pedestal, that's why he's becoming one, among other reasons. That guy speaks just like him, or gives me the same vibe, whatever.

>>15547413
PACO!?

>>15547413
Not even close you genocidal land stealing piece of shit, but I'll go back allright, back to nail your mother on esta verga, maricon

>>15547410

As much as I'd love to be treated like a piece of meat by a girl, I don't really get one night stands. There needs to be some sort of emotional connection there. If there isn't then what's the point?

Wait, why are we whispering?

>>15547415
Don't forget that he's likely become transgender because he might think that he'll have a better chance getting laid that way.
Also don't forget his shitty webcomic, absurd rap sheet, and raw unfiltered entitlement complex.

>>15547422
The idea situation would be to go home with a small harem of Manticores.
Just imagine the hunting sex. Like hide and go seek, only lewd and fueled by fearboners.
On special nights they can bust out the old nurse uniforms.

>>15547424

Why not?

Why is everyone whispering?

What story's plot are you all fucking spoiling?

>last thread, someone posts Butter-T's Lich HQ without the Patreon censors
>Censored it themselves
Pls anon, gib uncensored.

>>15547440
Rem tries to kill Emilia.

>>15547440

The plot to Odin Sphere

Mercedes ;_;

>God Tier
Woof Woofs

>Great Tier
Awoos

>Mid Tier
Bark Barks
Puppers

[POWER GAP]

>Shit Tier
Roof Roofs

>>15547441
4chan doesn't allow uncensored images

>>15547449
I... is this a real thing?

>>15547434

I'd rather have just one. I'd "belong," to her and we could spend our nights having rough sex followed by quiet intimacy.

>>15547449
Why is roof shit tier? They protect you from the rain mad Ryu causes and shit.

>>15547454
Don't be a faggot
Cowtits obviously
Fuck you, commando is the best feeling in the world

>>15547454
No, but imgur does.

So post it to imgur, then link back here.
Please.

>>15547456
Both are appealing.
I guess I'm just a slut for tailpussy?

We had a lot of Cheshires, Hellhounds and Manticores, but where are the Kakuen lovers? We need to make the smug squad feel loved.

>>15547449
Crazy cynologist plz. You're all in dog hair and smell of their poo poos.

>>15547483
God, now I imagined hunting sex with the smug squad and I'm reminded of how much of a slut for smug girls I am.
Just imagine it anon
>You're hiding in the closet as your smug waifus hunt for you.
>The Kakuen comes close to your hiding spot and you cover your mouth to keep her from hearing you breathing.
>Those five seconds feel like the longest in the world before you hear her feet move farther away and you let out a sigh of relief.
>And then the door opens violently fast revealing that she just made it sound like she was walking away.
>You're dragged out and laid out on the floor as she mounts you and shakes her hips rapidly, her fat ass jiggling lewdly with every thrust.
>And after a few minutes the other girls walk into the room grinning lewdly down at you.
>You wake up the next morning feeling sore and drained, but surrounded by the smug squad's soft skin in a big cuddlepile and you think to yourself "worth it."

I'm gonna do whatever it takes to physically overpower a Wurm so she can experience being taken in manly fashion!

>>15547509
Raging mushrooms.

>>15547522
Don't forget the Mino milk and mithril chains anon!

>>15547483
Kakuens are made to be spanked.

>>15547528
What would happen if I spanked a Kakuen while fucking her?

>>15547507
I want to see a monstergirls fat ass jiggle.

>>15547528
THE WAY OF THE IRON PALM

>>15547536
The vagina usually constricts if you spank while having sex.

>>15547536
Her cunt will be tighter than a vice and milk you better than a Wolfu.

>>15547543
With the smug squad, you'd get four at the same time.
Come to think of it, they'd probably tease you by having whichever ones who aren't currently riding your dick shake their asses in your face so you stay hard.

>>15547544
Way of the open palm?

>>15547507
It's funny how I really like girls like that, but my Dragon waifu isn't all that smug. She is a little bit haughty, sure, but she scores so many points with me that she is able to wash my slutyness away.

Did I hear Smug Squad?

http://i.imgur.com/Tpt2z91.png

>>15547543
Bouncy succubutts.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2420009

>>15547589
Not big enough.

>>15547592
Seconded.

>>15547589
Well, I guess today is fap day

>>15547583
The last part is what makes this greentext great.

Big Bird is 8'2'', or 249 cm.

Is your waifu taller or equal to Big Bird?

And if you don't have a waifu or a favorite Monster Girl, would you a Dire Jubjub who loves teaching little kids and singing?

>>15547592
This.

I want a yandere maid to mindbreak me and make me completely dependent on her

>rem will never take care of you
>you will never save rem

>>15547601
>Jubjub
>teaching
I like tittybirbs but still.

What sound do a yetis make? Do they growl?

>>15547608
She's an ascended Jubjub

>>15547607
But then she's not a maid.

>>15547610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmw4lzjEqD8

>>15547577

Is that Akantor?

>>15547607
But Anon, you can't even save yourself.

>>15547610
Something simian like.

>>15547614
A maid can still be dominant.

>>15547614
She takes care of her master so she's a maid! No other maid could replace her from taking care if her lovely master!

>>15547610
Is that a cropped Yeti? Whats with the old 4chan filename, I've never seen it before.

Explain now Anon!

>>15547610
Space fungi noises.

>>15547618

>>15547622
>>15547625
But that's a mistress.

>>15547635
A mistress doesn't do housework nor does she cook

>>15547635
No, it's still a maid.
She cooks, she cleans, she does the laundry and handles all the typical maid duties, but at the same time she controls his diet, how he dresses, when he goes to sleep and when he wakes up and so on and so forth.

>>15547615
Those are Selkie noises!

>>15547627
The other part of the image is nude Yuki-onna tits which the jannies wouldn't like to see

>>15547641
Sounds like a bad maid.

>>15547635
>>15547643

ITT: People who haven't watched read Tsukihime

Just because you're their master doesn't mean they can't dominate you.

>>15547629
Like that fridge from Cowboy Bebop?

>>15547616
Yep.

>>15547650
>the master of someone else
>being dominated by his subordinates
That's not how stuff works, may as well say you're not gay after having sex with a guy
>inb4 roman rules

>>15547653
Seriously guys. When something expires please throw it out

>>15547656

>Waifuing a monster from MH

>>15547670
Are you a mobile poster?

>>15547657
She cooks your food, washes your clothes, helps relieve your stress. You might be her master but you need her.

Aunties are for

>>15547680
Gods are not dependent on their supplicants, supplicants are dependent on their gods.

>>15547674

My computer died and I don't have the money to fix/replace it, so I'm stuck on a fone.

>>15547681
That's clearly a granny.

>>15547689
>Gods are not dependent on their supplicants
Not according to a shitload of fiction.

>>15547698
OK

Grannies are for

>>15547689
>Magna Carta
>Hitler vs. the Nazi Bureaucracy
>Athenian demagogues

Oh wait, you're a disgusting maledom faggot.

>>15547702
I want the gapkikes to leave.

>>15547670
Who was Pepe?

>>15547701
Are we really going there?

>>15547702
tossing to the Sabbath and then maybe dicking cause old ladies are gross.

>>15547705
Going where?
In a great deal of settings and traditional mythologies, gods are dependent on their worshipers.

>>15547670
Have you seen how cute Zinogre looks in a wedding dress? How can you not marry that?

>>15547681
Asking out on a date, bonding closer together, doing activities together with, and having passionate sex with after your relationship has been built on strong romantic chemistry/ shared interest in each other and shared likes. Also since she's too old to have kids, I can give her all my cum without having to worry about pregnancy,which is the best thing ever when it comes to having sex with any monster girl.

>>15547709
>going where
A stupid argument about shit that doesn't matter or has even been proven to exist. It's like powerlevel shit, stupid pointless fanboyism and I'm not going to indulge you.

>>15547709
>traditional mythologies, gods are dependent on their worshipers.

But this is wrong. The Trojan War was people getting fucked up because of their gods. Aztecs pulled out people's beating hearts because otherwise their gods would destroy the world. Osiris got Isis to put him back together, he didn't need his worshipers to do fuck all. It doesn't matter of you believe in God or not, you're going to be judged by him, not the other way around.
Too much Neil Gaiman, not enough Golden Bough my friend.

>>15547719
>local internet troll not so tough after someone mentions religion

>>15547723
>reverse troll mad after he couldn't start shit

>>15547709
>>15547723
Stop.

>>15547723
Oh and by the way, kudos on missing the reference.

How would I be able to find a yandere maid and what am I supposed to do if I find her?

>>15547719
Okay, I seriously don't understand what's going on or what the vitriol is about.

God I hate weekend threads.

>>15547747
People are allowed to enjoy things you don't like, deal with it

bigchuffs

>>15547737
Let her find you, and let her love you.

>>15547753
I don't see how vehement arguments can be a person's hobby.

>>15547747
It's almost over, Jim.

>>15547753
(you)

>>15547737
A good yandere kiki is hard to find. If the option of being born into a family with meidos that have known you from the time you were a cute lil Anon isn't possible, the most popular course of action is a recruitment drive.
Sit your potential maids down and ask them a few questions.
>Are they the jealous type?
>Just how far does a maid go in looking after their master?
>Do they have any genetic predisposition to heart shaped pupils?
If they pass this round, you've found a potential keeper. Offer the remaiding kikis an internship. Soon their love for you will blossom into the beautiful flower of yandere.
We take no responsibility for any loss of property, maids, life and vehicular connivence as a result of having a house staffed entirely by yandere kikis

>>15547758
This is Dans artwork isn't it? I'm surprised he's still kicking.

>>15547768
I wish, meanwhile no kikimora to sit on my lap and reassure me how I could totally murder the pigs I don't like.

>>15547768
>Saturday evening
We have an entire day to go.

>>15547753
Fuck off faggot.

>>15547780
>Post something
>People shit on it
>"Whatever, ain't that big a deal"
>The Kikimora that was in your lap says she's going to take care of the laundry while you head out to the garage
>As soon as she hears you leave, she sits down and gets to typing
>Come back a few hours later
>Find out she shitposted so hard that not only have you been permanently banned, your entire country has been range banned
>She's sitting there with the smuggest, proudest smile she can muster

>>15547802
I always knew that girl was half emu.

It's a slow night, so let's talk about something fun.

Everyone likes seeing Monster Girls from their neck of the woods. I mean, it's only natural to like seeing things you're familiar with get recognition. KC himself seems to agree with all the Japanese Monster Girls.

So, let's say KC approached you one day and said he'd do a few Monster Girls of your choice, but they have to be ones from where you live, with the broadest area being your country. But you get bonus points the more you narrow it down. So you could make it America, but props if you narrow it down to The South, or, say, North Carolina.

To qualify, it needs to be a Monster Girl based off of

>A cryptid/myth/legend from the area
>An animal or plant found only (or mainly) in the area
>A fictional (Public Domain) creation made by someone living in the area

You get the idea. So what Monster Girls from where you live would you want KC to make?

>>15547812
A Cougar cougar.
I don't want anything else.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, relax and scratch behind the ears of a werekitten.

>>15547802
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say or who you're saying it to.

>>15547806
I bet her grandmother has some wicked war stories

>>15547812
>Florida
this is going to be easy:
1. Manatee girl
2. Alligator/ crocodile girl
3. Manta ray girl
4. blue heron girl