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Run free little cow.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15537359

>>15537352
300ish posts until the next thread

>> No.15537363

>>15537359
Not anymore.

>> No.15537367

>>15537359
No.

>> No.15537368 [DELETED] 

>>15537363
no i mean this thread will use up all the images in 300ish posts and then we will create a new one

>> No.15537369 [DELETED] 

>>15537359
Better double check your facts. The mod ruling was on images, not posts.

>> No.15537370
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>>15537363
Mod didn't address that the janitor was deleting these threads and making new ones on his own

>> No.15537372 [DELETED] 

>>15537363
>>15537369
>>15537368
Fuck off.

>> No.15537373 [DELETED] 

>>15537368
Ah, my misunderstanding. Yes, you are correct.

>> No.15537374

>>15537368
I guess it's nice that we're able to conserve images then huh.

>> No.15537376 [DELETED] 

>>15537363
>>15537367
>>15537369
you misunderstand, I am referring to this thread because of the new rules it won't take that many posts until we use them all up and we go make a new one

>> No.15537377

here we gooooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAHLwAxS7FI

>> No.15537380 [DELETED] 

>>15537376
Is that a threat?

>> No.15537383

>>15537377
This is where it really goes to shit.

>> No.15537386
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15537386

>>15537380
nope, either way remember to brush your Kej

>> No.15537388
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15537388

Is there a stronger onee-san than Ferryl?

>> No.15537390

>>15537388
I like her little sister more

>> No.15537394 [DELETED] 

Wait why did all the posts about the mod and making new threads get deleted? What the hell are you doing hotpocket?

>> No.15537397

I like monoeyes in monoglasses

>> No.15537398

>>15537394
deleting meta stuff probably since it's against the rules flim flam

>> No.15537401

>>15537388
>Furfaggot delinquent wearing a muzzle to try and look cool
Nice job disabling your greatest weapon you fucking yiffer.

>> No.15537402

>>15537386

Remember also to never cut a Kej's hair. Stroking it and putting your face up to it is good though.

>> No.15537408

>>15537401
Please don't be mean to the doges.

>> No.15537421

>>15537408
I just call them as I see them, he's still a dumbass for muzzling a bite of 400 PSI when that's still enough to kill pretty much any other student, even though that's a mosquito bite compared to the scaley teacher because that fucker's bite is > 7700 PSI

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15537424

I want to marry an Abomination.

>> No.15537430 [DELETED] 

>>15537388
Fuck off with this garbage.

>> No.15537431

>>15537421
They're all delinquents, I guess wearing a muzzle makes you look tough, since it says you're a dangerous dog that bites people or something.

>> No.15537439
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15537439

>>15537421
Onee-san keeps them in line

>> No.15537442

>>15537421
Are you seriously nerd raging for a background character drawn on a whim?

>> No.15537443
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15537443

Reminder that Dark Elves are the surperior Elves.

>> No.15537446

>>15537442
I just find it fucking stupid. But given he's probably a beta, I'm not surprised.

>> No.15537447

>>15537443
>surperior
superior*

Whoops.

>> No.15537449
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15537449

Sing the song of your people!

>> No.15537454
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15537454

>>15537370
Reminder to take it easy and use images at the same rate as normal even though we can make new threads at 300, don't waste images like I'm doing right now

>> No.15537455 [DELETED] 

>>15537388
>>15537439
Take this garbage to >>>/a/

>> No.15537456

Kejourous with double braids?

>> No.15537458

>>15537449
I've come seeking a Gandharva feather!

>> No.15537457
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15537457

>>15537443
Dark Elves, Blood Elves, and Night Elves are the trifecta of best Elves.

Drow are a close runner up.

>> No.15537461

>>15537454
Seconding this, being able to make a new thread is no reason to spam.

>> No.15537462

>>15537449
The realistic touch makes it look bad. Just my opinion.

>> No.15537463

>>15537449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQPriWuIgRs&index=4&list=LLsJqUS4vnQNgNqyZvkdlztA

>> No.15537465

>>15537457
>That nose

>> No.15537470

>>15537454
This please.

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15537472

>>15537462
That's actually an old version of it.

>> No.15537473

>>15537462
Thighs are still nice and thick

>> No.15537475

>>15537449
I have no idea how to sing, I only know how to play.

>> No.15537480

>>15537449
Alright, sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e52xDA4kRLk

>> No.15537481

>>15537472
Indeed, completely fixed, this looks much better. Funny how little details can change the whole thing.

>> No.15537485

>>15537456
Sure. Those would be some long braids for sure.

>> No.15537486
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15537486

>>15537462
Is this Gandharva more to your liking?

>> No.15537487
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15537487

>>15537465
This more to your taste? It's definitely to mine.

>> No.15537491

>>15537486
Rockin' out with her tits out

>> No.15537509

>>15537487
It's pretty good.

>> No.15537529

>>15537449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gTia1SL0Gk

Take it all.

>> No.15537531
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15537531

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15537538

>>15537449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilf-2N6ibjg

>> No.15537559
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15537559

Would you an old unwanted demon?

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15537560

>>15537449

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMbuJXQCIvo

>> No.15537567

>>15537559
she looks a little blue

>> No.15537569

>>15537559
She looks low energy.

>> No.15537571

>>15537559
Sure.

>> No.15537573

>>15537559
I can't sex her before the healing session.

>> No.15537581

>>15537559
I'd that one. At least I'd want her more than she'd want me.

>>15537449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2oKRKZnEoA

>> No.15537586
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15537586

>>15537560
I love the way this artist draws Cerea

>> No.15537597

>>15537586
Please do not bully.

>> No.15537598 [DELETED] 

>>15537560
>>15537586
Horsepussy is trash.

>> No.15537600

>>15537559
Anon stop you're actually making me want to write and I have other things to be doing. I don't want to heal an old demon of her summoner blues

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15537604

>>15537598
You're trash

>> No.15537605

>>15537600
Can demons be pale

>> No.15537607 [DELETED] 

>>15537604
Not as trash as your waifu.

>> No.15537613

>>15537605
They can have every color of skin in the rainbow but the undeniable best ones are deep violet, cherry red and blueberry fuckmuffin triple cream wet dream

>> No.15537624

What happened to the horse pussy bandits? Did they catch that one horse in armor that used to kidnap Anons?

>> No.15537625
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15537625

Wolf packs are formed by a pair of wolves, the alpha leader and their mate, accompanied by all of their progeny, in form of a family structure which they rule as parents over th other wolves. The older wolves become co-alphas as they grow up, helping take care of the younger wolves and protecting the pack. They eventually leave the back to go form their own with wolves of other packs.

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15537626

>>15537607
She's not my waifu. But she is cool.

>> No.15537629 [DELETED] 

>>15537449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0dcHzJil6A

>> No.15537635

>>15537626
She's still absolute trash and one of the worst species of monster girls in EMG.

>> No.15537636

>>15537626
I'mma need to see that whole picture.

>> No.15537639

>>15537613
I want to summon a Demon only for her to be depressed because she's part of a group of triplets and they've never been separated before.
I want to see her reaction when I summon her sisters because I didn't want to see her be sad even though I pass out from summoning exhaustion afterwards.

>> No.15537641

which monster likes hot coco best

>> No.15537643

>>15537625
I want to play soccer with a Wolfu!

>> No.15537655

>>15537641
Zombies love that shit. A drink that makes them feel warm? They'd be all over it.
Probably carries over when they turn into Wights too.

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15537660

>>15537560
>>15537586
>>15537604
>>15537626
I need a lewd, big-tittied horse I can molest in my life.

Cerea is so bullyable.

>> No.15537663

>>15537625
I wonder what the common wolfu would thing of bondage.

>> No.15537666
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15537666

What other flavours do Shoggoths come in?

>> No.15537674

>>15537655
Why are Wights so great?

>> No.15537681

>>15537666
Probably all the colors of the rainbow Satan.
Just imagine how creepy that Shoggoth would be, able to blend into the shadows and await the moment where she can reveal herself to her master.
That being said, her revealing herself would probably be adorable.

>> No.15537684 [DELETED] 

>>15537666
Garbage, now go away Satan.

>> No.15537688

>>15537655
I wanna kiss a zombie after drinking hot coco

>> No.15537690

>>15537666
Satan, are shoggoths good?
Or is what their profile a front until they're around fellow shogs and/or mindflayers?
Is that when all pretenses drop and they act like their true selves?

>> No.15537696

>>15537681
pink shog when

>> No.15537698

>>15537674
They're regal undead who are basically zombies with a few add ons and pretty much every flaw removed.
And if the thread is to be believed, they carry over their old cuddlelust from when they were Zombies. Combined with the general body type for them they're essentially the ultimate monstergirl for cuddlefucking.
If one were crazy enough to have a harem of Zombies that became Wights, then he'd probably have the comfiest married life ever.

>> No.15537703

>>15537698
I'd like that.

Maybe thrown in a Lich too.

>> No.15537710

>>15537690
Shogs are probably huge perverts who replace their masters blankets with themselves so they can help themselves to master's dick while he's sleeping.

>> No.15537711

>>15537666
>twintails
Meh

>> No.15537712
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15537712

>>15537666
Sensei Sourcream

>> No.15537714

>>15537712
Punch the Sensei.

>> No.15537718

>>15537660
Bully is wrong.

>> No.15537720

I like tomboy wights

>> No.15537721

>>15537703
Imagine a group of Wights smashing a Lich's Phylactery so her emotions run wild and then grabbing her legs and spreading them for you.
Imagine the Lich's blushing face as you pop her cherry and proceed to smash your hips against hers until she's an overwhelmed ahegaoing mess with a pussy full of your seed.

>> No.15537724

>>15537720
That's great too.

>> No.15537727
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15537727

>>15537714

I'm telling the Class President on you!

>> No.15537728

>>15537720
Tomboy Zombies are cute, then when she Wights she gets the chest she always wanted small

>> No.15537734

>>15537720
Would they be more openly flirty as opposed to teasingly flirty?
And would they generally wear tank tops and daisy dukes, this is important.

>> No.15537735

>>15537721
Anon, don't do this to me. I already masturbated.

>> No.15537738

>>15537625
You know, Fenrir as a whole and the "Mythology is part of their kinks" bit makes me kind of want something like this, and you're free to call me a faggot, tell me to never think of shit ever again, fuck off to 8gag /monster/ and shit.

But my basic idea is that from an early age, all Fenrir pups built a personalized Gleipnir; That is, the magical chain the Aesir of old had used to bind their progenitor. Each day, they add a new link to the chain until it can be used in a variety of fashions.

During courting a Fenrir will use their Gleipnir to shackle their right paw to their prospective husband's right (sword hand ala Tyr) wrist and refuse to leave his side. This way, they form a potential coupling for a pack.

If the coupling is a match (i.e. mutual feelings of romantic interest), the man will bind his new wife with the chains, preventing her arms from grasping him and holding her legs open. Over come with MAMANOBONGO and lust, he'll ravish and 'eat' her like Fenrir tried to eat the world.

If the coupling isn't a match, both parties will quickly feel a distaste for each other and often times come to blows. That's why it's not completely uncommon that a Fenrir pup, not unlike a Wyvern will be raised alongside a young boy so that the bonds are at their peak strength.


But that's about the best I can come up with.

>> No.15537741

>>15537727
I thought the hell hound was the class president

>> No.15537743

>>15537681
That's an adorable thought. She could also watch her master sleep without him ever knowing.
>>15537690
Shoggoths are perfection in slimy maid form.

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>>15537727
Poor pudgy tanuki!

>> No.15537749

>>15537728
>small breasted wight
Anon why

>> No.15537753

>>15537720
The still have to wear tight spats to accommodate their wide hip and thick ass and thighs.
>you will never plant your hands into a Tomboy Wights plump room temperature asscheeks

>> No.15537755

>>15537727
She won't do anything!

>> No.15537756

>>15537738
That seems pretty good, if a bit unwieldy.
>Each day, they add a new link to the chain
That's going to get incredibly long very quickly.

>> No.15537757

>>15537746
>monster
>condoms
I wonder how many holes she poked

>> No.15537764

>>15537735
That's not even getting into the part where the Wights get their turns riding you while whispering into your ears about how much they want your seed to warm them up inside.

>> No.15537768

>>15537749
because I like tomboy monsters with abs and small breasts, huge ass is optional but not needed

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15537779

http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/announce/=/product_id/RJ180894/

Did this just release?

>> No.15537783

Are there stickbug girls? Could a monster poledance on her during a threesome?

>> No.15537786

I want to get chained naked to a wall in a dungeon and watch in horror as a Ghoul is released into the room with me!
I want my screams to die out and turn to moans of pleasure as she violates me with her mouth.
I want to whimper in fear as they let a new Ghoul in every other day.
I want to be let out in a month with a harem of Ghouls clinging to me.

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15537795

>>15537746
>pudgy
>MG inspecting a set of condoms for integrity

I think we all know what really happened.

>> No.15537798

>>15537786
I'm not one to take ideas for stories from a thread, but I really like this one.

Too bad I can't write it, simply because Penywises' ghoul story blows any out of the water.

>> No.15537807 [DELETED] 

>>15537795
>Monsterboy

Get out.

>> No.15537808
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15537808

>>15537783
>Threesome

>> No.15537815

>>15537807
Sorry, I forgot to add the [TRIGGER WARNING]

>> No.15537833 [DELETED] 

>>15537815
Leave.

>> No.15537838

>>15537666
Source? Never seen that style before.

>> No.15537839

>>15537807

Where have you been? People post them all the time, see.

>>15537439

A lot of stories with monster girls have -- gasp -- monster boys as minor background characters, at the very least. Just like generic human males, people would go nuts if you just post picture of guy after guy, but as long as they're not the sole focus of the art, no one cares.

>> No.15537840

>>15537779
Seems so, going to wait for opinions before getting it but it does look promising.

>> No.15537843

>>15537833
Go "Reeeee" anon.

>> No.15537845

>>15537839
Oh I'm just here from /a/. They said that it was okay for monsterboys to be posted here.

Is it not okay?

>> No.15537847 [DELETED] 

>>15537839
>>15537843
Fuck off already.

>> No.15537848

>>15537779
>>15537840
>"Notice date"
not
>"Date of sale"

It's an announcement you idiots, about an upcoming and not-yet-released game.

There's not even an estimated date of release mentioned yet.

>> No.15537851

>>15537845
Haven't seen this kind of bait in a while.

>> No.15537852

>>15537845
It's never been okay. You may have just been duped by those assholes into shitposting, probably because they hate us.

>> No.15537857

>>15537838
Ryukaza. Not going to link him because he does some stuff that's not thread friendly in the slightest and I'd never heard of him till now either, just found him while going through monster girl tags.

>> No.15537861

>People hating on the good guy Orc
You all really sound like the feminazi. Yes fuck monsterboys and their posters but come on, obviously its a joke comic about the good orc and the slut elf, no need to get all triggered.

>> No.15537866

>>15537861
I think that's the only one that gets the pass because of the lewd elf.

>> No.15537867

>>15537861
I think the worse part is he's only calling out the background characters in those comics, but not the people posting actual 3DPD human guy images with no MGs in sight like >>15537808

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How would a monstergirl, let's say your rapist, react to being told you don't mind them using your body, but you won't care for any child that comes rom it? Seriously, I hate kids, she can dose me all she wants I will not have anything to do with the kid.

>> No.15537873 [DELETED] 

>>15537861
Leave.

>> No.15537877

>>15537866
Nah, people are also posting pages from that wolf-loli-idiot manga, where literally all the male counterparts of the MGs are furry-looking.

>> No.15537879

>>15537861
Oh boy, he's going all out.

>> No.15537882
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15537882

Is Wonderland really the chaotic warzone people make it out to be? I mean being sent there wouldn't be too bad would it?

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>>15537718
It's ok.

Cerea loves being bullied by Master.

>> No.15537887 [DELETED] 

>>15537873
You gonna make me?

>> No.15537890 [DELETED] 

>>15537887
Now you're just acting like a child, as expecting of a monsterboy loving cuck.

>> No.15537893

>>15537882
I'd rather go to Detroit than Wonderland.
As great as the girls are, the risks greatly outweigh the benefits, at least for me.

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15537894

>>15537879
>Oh boy, he's going all out.

>One person

Yes, anyone who posts things you personally don't like are all samefags, anyone who agrees with you are all unique and intelligent anons.

>> No.15537895 [DELETED] 

>>15537890
And there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.15537897 [DELETED] 

>>15537890
>expecting
expected*

>> No.15537899

>>15537882
Whimsical chapter 2 is gonna start out with the dangers of running into Jub Jubs in their nest. It's gonna be great.

>> No.15537900

>>15537877
Joke characters should be okay, theres no harm in anons self insert. Faggots that post their alp-tier bullshit are the ones that should bother everyone.
>>15537887
Dont try to impersonate me. You will derail this into shitposting.

>> No.15537911 [DELETED] 

>>15537900
>You will derail this into shitposting.
Too late to stop that mate.

>> No.15537913

>>15537890
>mentions cucking apropos nothing

Hi, /pol/.

>> No.15537914

>>15537882
I don't know about "warzone," but "chaotic" describes it to a t.
You'd better already be married.

>> No.15537915 [DELETED] 

>>15537894
He's really trying now.

>>15537900
Monsterboys are fucking trash and shouldn't be tolerated no matter what, now leave.

>> No.15537923

>>15537861
You're that faggot from the last thread aren't you.

>> No.15537926

>>15537915
>Monsterboys are fucking trash and shouldn't be tolerated no matter what, now leave.


Well, you better go report him then! That'll show him for posting content that is clearly not allowed here!

>> No.15537927

>>15537894
I never said that you or that guy were samefagging, just that you were going all out with that post.

Say what you want but the wording was clearly meant to antagonize.

>> No.15537931 [DELETED] 

>>15537923
No shit, he's also probably the same faggot from /qa/.

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15537935

>>15537893
Oh, don't be silly. Wonderland is a nice place.

I mean it's not like "It Ain't Me" will start playing when you enter Wonderland, right?

>> No.15537939

>>15537927
>Say what you want but the wording was clearly meant to antagonize.

In all fairness the whole "Fuck off/Leave" spamming is hardly... non-antagonising, too.

>> No.15537940 [DELETED] 

>>15537926
Fuck off already /a/.

>>15537935
You're not funny.

>> No.15537945

>>15537935
That cat looks really weird. Is this the power of wonderland magic?

>> No.15537948 [DELETED] 

>>15537939
Take a hint and leave then.

>> No.15537952

>>15537882
The only reason I'd even think about going to Wonderland is to steal a Jubjub.

>> No.15537955

>>15537952
Don't do that anon, it's not nice.

>> No.15537966
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>>15537955
>>15537952

There are easier alternatives anon. They do mail-orders now.

>> No.15537970

>>15537952
I wouldn't mind a March Hare, myself. I'm sure I can keep her entertained for quite a while with my cunning linguistic tongue.

>> No.15537982

>>15537952
I want a JubJub with a big booty and soft milky tits.

>> No.15537983

>>15537935
I want to be overpowered and raped by a Cheshire Cat!
I want to feel her fat ass crashing into my hips and her hot breath against my face!
I want her to lick up my tears with a huge perverted grin on her face as she milks me until I go limp!
I want her to kiss me on the cheek and thank me for playing along with her little fantasy before cuddling me to sleep.

>> No.15537984

>>15537935
The only reason I would willingly enter Wonderland is if I ended up with an Alice, and even then it would be a quick in-and-out.
I might also go in to quickly court a Jabberwock or a Cheshire, but I'm probably too old for the former and too goody two-shoes for the latter.

>> No.15537985

are we going to follow this >>15537291

>> No.15537990

Should I commission an artist to draw Papi if she were a Jub-Jub

y/n?

>> No.15537996

>>15537955
She'd have a better life with me anon, Jubjubs have it by far the worst of any of the Wonderland MGs.

>> No.15537997

>>15537985
Obviously yes. It's about damn time.

>> No.15537998 [DELETED] 

>>15537984
But anon, now that your Alice pregnant, you shouldn't be pulling out!

>> No.15538006

>>15537990
Seems like a wasted opportunity, it's be like doing a recolor. Why don't you commission something from the threads, or just something you want to see? I'd duggest something but holy shit I am bombed.

>> No.15538008

>>15537985
Are we? Yes.
Should we? No, but whatever happens its inevitable now.

>> No.15538010
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>>15537983
Be careful what you wish for!

>> No.15538016

>>15537996
>the worst
How so?

>> No.15538017

>>15537985
We should at least have the courtesy to wait until the thread gets near to the bottom of the catalog.

>> No.15538018

>>15537990
If you're going to commission art of a JubJub, at least request her to have an appearance that actually differs from the profile version.

>> No.15538020

>>15537882
It's less of a warzone and more of a bad acid trip

>> No.15538025

>>15538010
But anon, that's exactly what I want!
Maybe her chubby smug friends too.

>> No.15538026

>>15537985
I just don't want people to spam images.
>>15538017
This.

>> No.15538028

>>15537990
Yes.

>> No.15538029

>>15538020
So would "One Toke Over the Line" be playing?

>> No.15538034

>>15537985
Since it's been said, we probably should. If locals get annoyed by it, we just inform them calmly why we're doing it. Will probably be some hiccups with changing our style though.

>> No.15538036

>>15538010
Cuddle cat is best cat.

>> No.15538039

>>15537985
It didn't even address anything. "Not against the rules to start a new thread." isn't "Force everyone to move to the new one at gunpoint." which was what was happening.

So I just say we do what we've always done when people make new threads early. Let them hang until we need them. Not like it's the people actually using the threads that are making these bizarro land OP's.

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>>15537756
Yeah, but I just wrote that in the spur of the moment. For as shit as the series is, that series with the koala girl would give a pretty fun explanation for Dire Wolfus/Fenrir.

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>>15538025
But Anon, what if she's friends with all of the chubby smug Wonderland monster girls?

>> No.15538047

I want to get a loli lich into gunpla.

>> No.15538051

Oh hey, does anyone have the two Loen images from last thread? I forgot to save them.

>> No.15538060

>>15538051
Its still up though, and archives exist.

>> No.15538062

>>15538047
But she's supposed to be learning how to raise the dead!

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>>15538051

>> No.15538069

>>15538045
I was just imagining the smug squad, but
>Chubby smug Jabberwock
>Chubby smug Mad Hatter
>Chubby smug March Hare
>Chubby smug Jubjub
Add those girls into the list and I think I might just have to impregnate them all and take full responsibility.

>> No.15538073

>>15538062
Too bad!
She's getting a Zaku 1 kit and learning how to build them.

>> No.15538076

>>15538060
The last thread just archived, actually.

Second point still stands, though.

>> No.15538079

>>15537985
I think we should still use just one thread.

>> No.15538083

>>15538073
But how is she supposed to be a Necromancer if she's constantly building Gunpla!

>> No.15538089
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>>15538066
>June will finally get the art she deserves
Good. She deserves so much.

>> No.15538094

>>15538083
Easy!
She moves on to golems!
They're like gunpla but bigger!

She may even raise friends to share the glories of gunpla with.

>> No.15538095

>>15538089
And here we go.
Can we please just accept there's a Junefag and drop it?

>> No.15538097

I like snakes but I fear they might crush me

>> No.15538098

>>15538094
But how is she going to get a boyfriend if she's some lame nerd that builds toys!

>> No.15538099
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>>15537984
But anon, now that you can get your Alice pregnant, you shouldn't be pulling out

>> No.15538101

>>15538066
>>15538089
Am I the only one who doesn't know who this character is?

>> No.15538103

>>15538095
I can never decide if >>15538089 is bait or real faggotry.

>> No.15538105

I think man and monster can just be childhood friends and never fuck each other

>> No.15538107

>>15538101
It's a character from a semi-controversial writefag story. I feel she doesn't deserve what happens to her, but a very vocal minority disagree and shit all over the guy who likes June even though Junefag has done nothing but be civil.

>> No.15538112

>>15538095
>>15538103
>Liking June is bait now
OK then

>> No.15538113

>>15538098
Easy, she finds someone who shares her interests.

>> No.15538115

>>15537984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPvR-7GddEk
I'm still waiting on that one Anon to deliver a story about an Alice getting her memories unlocked/turning into [RED ALICE] after looking into a Wonderland Looking Glass.

>> No.15538116

>>15538107
>but a very vocal minority disagree
People who like the story. Edgefags.

>> No.15538117

>>15538101
She tried to drug the MC and make him another guy in her reverse harem of literally every guy in the class. Basically she's pretty hard to top on the bitchiness scale, since that's like NTR-tier stuff she's doing.

>> No.15538119

>>15538099
That's one overfed wan wan.
I like it.


And yes, I know she's not fat.

>> No.15538120

>>15538105
>childhood friends
>not fucking
what is this wonderland?

>> No.15538122

>>15538101
You are better off that way, source material is edgy fuel.

>> No.15538127

>>15538105
Are you a zombie?

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>>15538060
You know you could've just posted it and saved me the trouble, but OK. It's a fuckhueg thread you know.

I want to be sold to a Monster Girl!

>> No.15538129

>>15538116
>not even trying/10
Here's your reply.

>> No.15538131
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15538131

Fuck Summer.

>> No.15538132

>>15538119
Thanks anon, I made it just for you.

But only because I couldn't find any topical pregnant lolis that were safe for the board. So I just lazy cropped and shopped ice cream into one.

>> No.15538137

>>15538128
that one looks like a four needs a flat base at the bottom or the top part to be wider

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>>15538131

>> No.15538140

>>15538128
Gonna burn down that truck and save all those kids.

Unless they're there willingly.

>> No.15538142

>>15538120
Anon, if anything childhood friends would fuck harder in Wonderland.

>>15538128
>You'll never be bought to be a lewd busty Ojou-sama's sextoy.
>She'll never fall in love with you for real when she finds herself staring into your eyes one day.
This is fucking painful

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>>15538131
Summer has Bikini Monster Girls though

>> No.15538144

>>15538140
they are drugged to be willing does that count?

>> No.15538145

>>15538128
I can't even load the threads on my phone once they get past 2,000 and I just want to lay in bed and read dumb shit.

>> No.15538146

>>15538117
But I thought harems were okay?

>> No.15538147

>>15538140
You should probably save the kids FIRST, Wurm-chan.

>> No.15538150

>>15538131
>that bumblebee
Every fucking time.

>> No.15538151
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>>15538128
Reminder that 16+ shota trucks may be picketed by Sabbath protesters and delinquents


>>15538146
Reverse harem, anon. She tried to get all the boys in her class addicted to her toxin to make them all her toys. Literally all the cocks in her (class)room.

>> No.15538152

>>15538117
She isn't trying to have a reverse harem. Don't spread those lies.

>> No.15538153

>>15538142
no because the kids would fuck their siblings

>> No.15538154

>>15538146
You thought poorly, as usual.

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>>15538153
That is true. Though it's not like they have much of a choice.

>> No.15538161

>>15538152
Uh-huh. You really expect me to believe any MG would collect boys purely for platonic reasons?

>> No.15538164

>>15538154
But it's a harem story.

>> No.15538166

>>15538152
I wonder who's behind this post...

>> No.15538167

>>15538159
I want my monster friend to save me from my wock sis so I'm not raped

>> No.15538171

>>15538144
No, not at all.

>>15538146
Reverse harems are trash, regular ones are good.

>> No.15538173

>>15538146
Personally, I'm not a fan of non-monogamy in any case.

>> No.15538174

>>15538161
Last time I checked, it wasn't until AFTER the MC brutally rapes her with manticore venom that she changes into her "mature" form. Not before.

But it doesn't fucking matter. Wanna know why? Because everyone interprets a story different. So this is the last post I'm going to make about this.

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15538177

is your monster waifu a bad enough girl to wear bondage under her clothes?

>> No.15538179

I want to fuck a truck girl!

>> No.15538180

>>15538171
So you're a hypocrite.

>> No.15538181

>>15538161
We would need YBA's input to really clear it up desu

He's really vague about it.

>> No.15538182

>>15538146
Harems, not reverse harems

>inb4 the same faggot from the open relationships defending it

>> No.15538183

>>15538177
I don't know.

>>15538180
Yeah, so what? Reverse harems are garbage and regular ones are nice.

>> No.15538185

>>15538151
She was more cockblocking like an ultra bitch than going for a harem. She pretty much wanted of guaranteed pool of men to pick a husband from, but she was only going to pick one in the end.

Plus considering her own family, she likely thought nobody would choose her willingly anyway. So she felt had to take what she wanted, old school monster style.

Doesn't excuse her maximum cuntness or how much she enjoyed doing it though.

>> No.15538189

>>15538174
>>15538181

Could you honestly say, objectively, that if I told you an MG was drugging men into being obedient/loyal to her, that she'd really be doing it purely for non-sexual reasons?

>> No.15538190

>>15538177
That's babby tier.

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>>15538131

>> No.15538192

>>15538177
Oh, absolutely anon, don't you know who I am?

>> No.15538194

>>15538177
Does that really count as bondage then?

>> No.15538195

>>15538167
But Anon, then your Wock sis will save you from your Monster Friend to ensure you aren't raped by someone other then her!

>> No.15538200

>>15538191
>Wasp Girl
She's a dyke cunt isn't she?

>> No.15538206

>>15538195
Do both have Yan tendencies

>> No.15538207

>>15538200
She's very waspy.

>> No.15538208

>>15538182
>>15538183
>It's literally okay when a human does it.

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>>15538190
Better?

>> No.15538214

>>15538200
I don't know, I was just hoping she was putting him that face hold to smother his nostrils with her pheromones.

>> No.15538215

>>15538207
So that's a yes then.

>> No.15538218

>>15538208
Yes, how are you not getting it?

>> No.15538219

>>15538208
Yes, it is. Got a problem with that?

>> No.15538220

>>15538208
I feel like you could be better on the monster musume threads on /a/, faggot.

>> No.15538222

>>15538208
Of course.

>> No.15538225

>>15538218
How are you not getting a troll?

>> No.15538226

>>15538151
Why would the Sabbath care about the lack of shotas in distribution? Don't most of them prefer Onii-chans anyway?

Even if they didn't, wouldn't the trucks not stocking them just mean they'd be easier to find in normal places where little girls can easily come and go? Play parks and so forth?

>> No.15538227

>>15538215
Dunno. I can't speak moonrune nor are the translations out.

>> No.15538228
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>>15538209
Best.

>> No.15538231

>>15538200
Draco gets a friend?

Though she's seemingly only interested in other reptile girls, so...

>> No.15538232

>>15538194
i don't think it only counts if it's visible, just as long as there is some degree of restriction of movement, which there probably could be if you did it a certain way

>> No.15538233

>>15538206
They're not yan! Each one just knows whats best for you, and it's not the other one.

>> No.15538236

>>15538185
I hate June, but she did those boys a favor by keeping them single.

>> No.15538240

>>15538215
Well, from what I gathered from reddit, she has some kind of vendetta against Darling because he's apparently a killer of killer bees/wasps.

Centorea gets stung on the nipple, Darling sucks out the wasp/bee venom whatever the fuck. Kii let's them use a greenhouse shed to trap her in it in order to subdue her because apparently the Japanese like to kill wasps with high temperatures so instead of it being 46 - 48 C they crank that shit up to 90 C and basically bake her alive until she's unconscious. Or some shit like that.

>> No.15538241

I want a yandere monster try and convince me she isn't yandere and that her actions are perfectly normal

>> No.15538242

>>15538236
She made them essentially drug addicts. I fail how to see that's better than getting a hot MG girlfriend.

>> No.15538245

>>15538228
She's a bit fat. Just a bit.

>> No.15538249

>>15538240
>she has some kind of vendetta against Darling because he's apparently a killer of killer bees/wasps.
I guess that means a lot of insect girls would have a beef with me.

>> No.15538250

>>15538242
They aren't drug addicts. Its the venom after she's imprinted on someone that's the addicting one.

t. Junefag

>> No.15538252
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>>15538241
Get a Kikimora. So many of the following-you-around, constantly-in-your-house, "improving"-your-life things could be interpreted as Yandere for any other (non-maid) MG.

>> No.15538254

>>15538236
MC would have been a lot happier with a girlfriend and not gone all First Blood.

>> No.15538255

>>15538242
Because these are monstergirls. They're not the good guys.

>> No.15538259

>>15538250
>lying
No suprises here.

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>>15538245
She is not fat! This is a fat Monster Girl.

And even fat Monster Girls can get human boys if they're wealthy enough. Just ask people in this thread. Hell, there are sluts in here who'd do it for free.

>> No.15538263

>>15538250
Uhh, I'm pretty sure it was addicting. Maybe not as strong as "after" venom, but it fucked up peoples heads. Otherwise, what's the point of biting them in the first-place.

>> No.15538264

>>15538259
He's not wrong though. Her normal venom was just a plain aphrodisiac.

>> No.15538266

>>15538252
She looks like she needs a hug and head pat

>> No.15538268

>>15538264
[Citation needed]

>> No.15538269

>>15538252
I want my Kiki maid to smell the fragrance of another woman in my clothes!

>> No.15538271

>>15538264
If that was the case, they'd fuck the first MG they saw, like every other girl in the class that wasn't June

>> No.15538273

>>15538252
Don't try to slander Kikimoras by implying they have an unnatural obsession about their masters.
She watches me sleep because she wants to make sure a Nightmare doesn't attack me in my dreams, and she follows me into the shower because she says her sister's husband's brother's nephew's friend had a Slime come through the pipes after him.

>> No.15538274

>>15538191
I, for one, would like to be dominated by an aggressive Wasp Girl.

>> No.15538276

>>15538268
Pretty sure it's in the part where MC talks about her sneaking it into the boys food and drinks. But I guess that's not her biting specifically.

>> No.15538277
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15538277

How do you make a Lich smile?

>> No.15538279

>>15538277
Forehead kisses and bearhugs.

>> No.15538281

>>15538277
Hugs.

>> No.15538283

>>15538276

>>15538271

>> No.15538285

>>15538277
Cum on her dauhgteru

>> No.15538287

>>15538277
I hear Glasgow has some effective techniques.

>> No.15538288

>>15538271
You mean the other girls in class who'd get beaten senseless or worse for touching the boys? That's how she kept her whole territory thing going, brute strength and fear, not mind control.

>> No.15538291

>>15538277
Ferris Wheel rides apparently

>> No.15538293

>>15538285
But what if my daughteru is her mother?

>> No.15538296

>>15538274
The problem is reading stuff like Monster Musume and shit while having this horrible writer's block/no drive is giving me really silly ideas.

Like Wasp/Bee Girls face hugging men and smothering them in their pheromones to mark them, or in the case of Giant Ants taking off their sweat and pheromone soaked doritos/underpants and forcing them onto their prospective husband's heads or faces like he's Hentai Kamen while keeping his hands and feet bound.

Only for him to fuck her full of babies and turn her in to a Queen Ant!

>> No.15538297

>>15538277
>I've got your nose!

>> No.15538301

>>15538293
Then stop time-travelling, Phillip. J. Fry.

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15538305

>Dem gooey hips
Dayum.

>>15538296
>Giant Ants taking off their sweat and pheromone soaked doritos/underpants and forcing them onto their prospective husband's heads or faces like he's Hentai Kamen while keeping his hands and feet bound.
Dammit anon, I can only get so erect!

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>>15538291
>Local Lich not so pouty after having fun

>> No.15538308

>>15538293
Then you've got bigger problems.

>> No.15538310

>>15538288
Again, that defeats the entire point of the venom. If she's using physical strength to get what she wants, and is powerful enough to overpower MGs, then using force against boys would be child's play.

The addiction thing makes way more sense, especially considering the MG profiles about toxins explicitly being mentioned as addicting.

>> No.15538311

>>15538296
Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-zIc2TF4LM

>> No.15538312

What about a royal jelly slime and queen bee threesome?

>> No.15538319

>>15538305
Isn't that from Shantae? I remember that, absolutely lewd. Weren't there more animations?

That giant bondage mermaid holy shit

>> No.15538325

>>15538319
A couple yes. Of her transforming into a moe mini-form, and giggling about in said form.

>> No.15538327

>>15538310
Vengeance in Little Monster Girl City (Vengeance) line 577

Little girls venom is an aphrodisiac to get a male. But the woman's is made to be addictive to keep said man.

>> No.15538329

>>15538312
>Threesome
Stupidly hard to write but Incredibly hot.

>> No.15538331

>>15538310
Fair point. We don't get a good view of it with the MC. We just know that her post-mated venom is magnitudes stronger than anything she used to use on him.

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>>15538277
You give her the greatest gift you could ever give a lich.

Necronomicon Ex Mortis.

>> No.15538338

>>15538310
It would kind of weaponize the awkward boner. That seems like it would be a pretty good bully tactic unrelated to other stuff. If nothing else we know she likes to pick on people.

>> No.15538339

>>15538327
Literally the next paragraph:

>"It's too late, even if you killed me, you'd still be mine."

Not to mention the line you quoted also could be interpreted as being addictive as well ("Get a male" as opposed to "arouse a male")

So it's still strongly suggested as being addictive.

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15538343

Milk?

>> No.15538346
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15538346

How big is too big for a moth?

>> No.15538348

>>15538327
>>15538339
>June sneers as she raises her hands and lets you go. "Take all the venom you want. It will never be enough. You'll always come back for more, until you have to beg for it."

Textbook addiction, by her own words.

>> No.15538349

>>15538277
You don't.

Only those who don't smile get to marry Lich waifus.

>> No.15538352

I want to work with a lich to find a cure to the addictive monster venoms

>> No.15538353

>>15538339
Yes, she's saying that the venom she is giving him, which is after he raped her, which made her a woman, is highly addictive.

If it were addictive beforehand, he would have been wanting her before he raped her. But he didn't get addicted, because he would combat it by drinking coffee and eating soup.

>> No.15538357

>>15538346
Bigger!

>> No.15538358

>>15538352
But why?

>> No.15538362

>>15538312
>Captured males, who are to be married to one of the Queen Bee's daughters, have their needs tended to by loyal, royal jelly slime girls.
>When it comes to the Queen Bee's daughter's first time with you, they assist her, getting you ready before hand and helping her adjust.

>> No.15538363

>>15538343
EVERYTIME
EVERTIME THAT THUMBNAIL LOOKS LIKE A GIANT BLACK FUTA COCK.

>> No.15538370

>>15538358
To help men and maybe she tries the cures on em to see if it works

>> No.15538372
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>>15538363
get your mind out of the gutter anon

>> No.15538373

>>15538370
But they need that venom.

>> No.15538374

>>15538262
As one of those sluts, I would love a heavy, himedere hobgoblin

>> No.15538375

>>15538362
Those honey slimes sure are helpful

>> No.15538376

>>15538363
Spare a few socks from that closet of yours?

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>>15538346
If it's bigger than the biggest Oni probably too big.

But that's really fucking big.

>> No.15538380
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15538380

Choose the cow
DO IT NOW
and your flavor of milk

>> No.15538382
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>>15538362

>> No.15538383

>>15538363
Looks like someone's got the D on the mind
I think we've got an Alp here, ladies and gents

>> No.15538385

>>15538380
ALL OF THE ABOVE

>> No.15538387

>>15538380
second cow because she has smallest breasts

>> No.15538388

>>15538363
I really don't see it. The jug looks nothing like a giant black cock, even in the thumbnail.

>> No.15538389

>>15538380
How about doing something original? This has got to be the... 6th time at least, someone has posted this and "choose your cow"

I mean, I know /mgt/ can get repetitive, but at least try to avoid literally the same image.

>> No.15538393

>>15538353
Keep digging that hole, China is just a few more lies ahead.

>> No.15538405

I like Manticores that have weak venom that means they have to poke more

>> No.15538406

>>15538393
In all fairness, the story confirms that the after-venom is highly addictive, but is completely unclear about the before-venom.

I personally side with the theory it's also addictive, since otherwise it would make it harder to keep boys if all it did was arouse them (and make them easier to seduce/rape by other girls)

>> No.15538408

>>15538240
That's a way bees defend themselves from hornets. Their stingers are generally ineffective against the hornets, so the bees smother the hornets, and vibrate intensively to raise the temperature and kill them.

>> No.15538413

>>15538346
I like this Dire Mothman.

>> No.15538415

>>15538236
June is actually the largest plothole in Vengeance. There are multiple references to her keeping the yeah (class?) free of relationships because she wants her pick of the litter, and there are multiple references to boys in the year (class?) getting fucked and boyfriended willingly or otherwise.

Not to mention that just logically anyone who would try that shit would be revolted against by all the other girls, but she was actually the leader of a thuggish clique.

The whole thing could just use some better word choice/world building to clear the situation up.

>> No.15538417

What bout a Mothmom?

>> No.15538418

>>15538406
Line 100, same story. Says that the MC has had her venom plenty of time. No indication that he is at all addicted.

>> No.15538419

>>15538099
I'll impale her on my dick and have her ride it on the way in and on the way out while she's holding onto me for dear life if that's what it takes to spend as little time as possible in Wonderland.

>> No.15538421

>>15538413
Are we just using "dire" as literally a synonym for "big", /mgt/? (That's a serious question not a rhetorical one, because recently I've seen it used that way more than the original one)

>> No.15538423

>>15538406
Might both be addictive but the after is just on a totally different scale. We know MC and all the boys got the regular stuff pretty regularly from bites or snuck in their food or whatever. Might be none of them ever went without long enough to feel adverse effects.

>> No.15538424

>>15538418
Oh? So he just collected a whole bottle of it just for funnsies?

>> No.15538425

>>15538421
Dire means big, so yes.

>>15538417
>Momsters
>Again
Get out Shoggy

>> No.15538431

>>15538417
She is fluffiest momster and best parent

>> No.15538435
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>>15538421
Dire is good for actually hueg variants of existing MG species.

Though I have to say, I doubt the average Mothman gets that big. That's like an Atlas Mothman or some shit.

>> No.15538437

>>15538424
He wanted to use it as a tool against everyone else that wronged him. Have you even read the story?

>> No.15538448

>>15538418
I hope your entire argument isn't the absence of evidence for a single line.

Because, again, that would just make it easier for other girls to rape or seduce the boys, and not really provide any benefit for the lamia unless it was actively imprisoning the boys while the venom was active

>> No.15538456

>>15538435
BIG
MOFFS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpcBsnifTRE

>> No.15538459

>>15538415
Because there's only five boys in her small class and there's thousands of eligible men outside the walls of the school and dozens inside. Would you take on that bitch when you could ask out the nice Freshman boy or even a boy in a different class in the same year? I sure wouldn't.

She obviously has ways of staying above the dicipline of the system though. We know one is because she's bff's with a teacher's daughter. There's other hints that she's got a pretty big stake in the school too. Remember that she lives in a mansion and there's stuff like a giant statue of a lamia in the dormitories.

I just don't think it's been explicitly spelled out.

>> No.15538461

>>15538437
He did it because he needed his fix. Have you even read the story?

>> No.15538463
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15538463

What's the oldest Monster Girl image you have saved?

I have this one way back from the old /a/ days. I think it's nearly 3 years old. Hard to believe I've been here for so long and have done nothing productive in that timespan.

>> No.15538467

>>15538461
Line 94.

>> No.15538472
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15538472

Junefag gave me permission to post the final sketch. I present you your bully and territorial lamia.

>> No.15538473

>>15538228
That's a lovely Yukionna.
Snowpussy is more tempting a concept than it should be.

>> No.15538477

>>15538421
The people that use it willy nilly are the ones unfamiliar with the proper use for fantasy monsters, like the DnD model.

Alpha for big example of a normal species
Dire for a big subspecies of a normal beast species
Arch for demons/angels

And so on.

>> No.15538480

>>15538472
Jesus Christ, those hips.

>> No.15538481

>>15538472
That art really captures June's bitchy vibe.

>> No.15538483

>>15538472
Thanks for helping to ruin the story.

>> No.15538484

>>15538472
Oh jeez oh man

It looks great Loen, you did a solid job. Really looking forward to seeing you bring June to life.

On a pseudo related note, whatcha got planned for the future? More cute chibis? More commissions? More big fat cuddle cat?

>> No.15538485

>>15538472
Disgusting.

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15538489

>>15538463
>Monday, ‎October ‎20, ‎2008

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>>15538435
Apparently the big moth and her family are based off of the Virginia tiger moth

>> No.15538494

>>15538489
>2008 is almost 10 years ago

>> No.15538496

>>15538489
First story I ever saw where a Lamia takes it up the ass__

>> No.15538498

>>15538494
[Mariachi band playing "The Sound of Silence"]

>> No.15538505

>>15538496
Lamias having an anus that goes through their spine is a horrible abomination.

>> No.15538512

>>15538505
Welcome to KC-land. Sexiness trumps realism, which is why serpents and birdbrains also have breasts.

>> No.15538514

>>15538472
>Those books
[Giggling Intensifies]

>> No.15538516

Would tailed monsters get jealous of legs?

>> No.15538520

>>15538512
Nothing in MGE suggests that that have that kind of anatomy.

>> No.15538524

>>15538459
There are other options, and those are good solutions to the hole, but he still makes direct reference to other boys in his class getting fucked, and Danon is even confronted by a girl who says she would have jumped his ass just like the other boys if she hadn't bought into the "literal trash" meme. It's the little remarks and world building that needs to be cleaned up and made cohesive.

>> No.15538525

>>15538505
This is true. June may be in irredeemable cunt, but at least she doesn't have that.

>> No.15538528

I like flatchested snakes because they are cute

>> No.15538531

>>15538520
Oh, you're totally right. There's way more evidence explicitly stating they have cloaca in MGE than there is against.

>> No.15538537

>>15538512
Why do people have an issue with non mammalian girls having breasts? The whole point is that they are part human also. Unless you are a zoophile or an extreme furry there is no reason to be question this.

>> No.15538539

>>15538516
Yes, because everything is designed for legged beings. The same goes for monstergirls without hands.

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>>15538520
>>15538525
>>15538505
>I want my waifu to shit from her vagina

>> No.15538542

>>15538524
He makes direct references to June drawing a line in the sand and not being able to hold it all the time. People in his class still occasionally get secret girlfriends like that guy with the kitsune.

But when she finds out, boy does she bring the pain.

>> No.15538546

>>15538537
Some people just feel the need to shoehorn in their fetishes, like snake cloaca guy. They think it's not fair others' fetishes are included but no theirs, particularly since there's nowhere to discuss it (except furry boards) if it can't be accepted in MGE discussion.

>> No.15538548

>>15538541
They're probably cloacafags from the EMG threads that like to dump shit from EMG into the MGE.

>> No.15538549
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>>15538531
There is nothing wrong with cloacas.

>> No.15538550

when hugging a yeti how long is too long?

>> No.15538552

>>15538548
I'm pretty sure it's only one guy, given how specific it is (e.g., people aggressively arguing for snake cloaca, but no one aggressively arguing for bird cloaca). Seems a very specific niche, too small for a large group.

>> No.15538555

Genki anubis!

>>15538550
No such things

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>>15538555
>Genki Anubis

Absolutely lame.

>> No.15538558

I like monster paladins that still care about their oath

>> No.15538559
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15538559

>>15538555
Closest thing I've got, pal.

>> No.15538561

>>15538537
People don't have that issue with monstergirls. It's just a defense some people bring up when really retarded anatomy choices get pointed out. Think of it as the handwavey "magic don't got explain shit" of monstergirl anatomy.

Now, sometimes people bring up the breast issue with regular monsters or aliens or whatever since they're usually talking about something not part human.

>> No.15538563

>>15538557
Why not a genki cuddle cat AND a gekni anubis?

>>15538559
So cute.

>> No.15538565

>>15538541
Even if she has a human vagina why would she have a retarded spine anus? She would most likely have a human vagina and a cloaca to poop from on her snake end.

>> No.15538566

>>15538557
I like Cheshire, she seems like a fun monster to play with

>> No.15538567

>>15538552
Nah man. People aren't arguing for cloaca. They're arguing against a gaping hole in a snake spine. That's why you're confused.

>> No.15538571

>>15538559
If one Mantis out of a group is genki how do the others react

>> No.15538572

>>15538565
>poop
No no no we are not doing this again shut the fuck up.

>> No.15538573

>>15538561
>It's just a defense some people bring up when really retarded anatomy choices get pointed out.

>Dead can rise from graves
>Living goo can take human shape
>Angels can descend from the heavens on high
>Birds can have aerodynamically crippling breasts
>Umbrellas, lanterns, and wooden chests can become moe girls

>BUT FUCK YOU SNEKS CANNOT HAVE BUTTHOLES

kek

>> No.15538577

>>15538555
That sounds like an awkward lamer who isn't in tune with the seriousness moe of her race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEaQb1Nrfvo

I'd like to think that about a third of Anubi are Eska-grade deadpans.

>> No.15538585

>>15538541
Because it's completely impossible to have both a cloaca and human pussy.

>> No.15538592

>>15538346
>monstergirl does the lewdest shit to get you to attack her

>leaving obscene messages in your answering machine
>sexting
>she passes you notes in class with lurid details of her masturbation session to you
she even routinely leaves her soaked, still warm underwear in your locker and desk, everywhere you go wafting of her
>pull her into the school bathroom and push her down, groping and licking her everywhere
>she calls you a pervert with no thoughts beyond his own penis
Fuck monstergirls.

>> No.15538599

>>1553857
Those are completely different generic fantasy shit. if you want to compare the lamia spine anus to anything it's /d/ tier fetish shit like nipple fucking. fucking something where there is no reason for a hole to be there.

>> No.15538602

>>15538380
Is that Effie on the left?

Holst, triple chocolate.

>> No.15538603

>>15538557
I want to be followed home by a Genki Cheshire Cat from school because she saw that I looked down during class!
I want her to try and romance me to bring back my smile!

>> No.15538604

>>15538592
>Fuck monstergirls
That's the idea

>> No.15538605

>>15538592
Fuck monstergirls indeed.

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She deserves more

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>>15538463
Remember when this stuff was all the rage?

>> No.15538620

>>15538610
Tomosu yeti, worst yeti

>> No.15538622

>>15538604
>>15538605
NO! Don't make light of my complaint damn it. that shit is as bad as that habit anime characters have of repeating the last word or sentence that was said, as a question.

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>>15538620
Shut yo mouth.

>> No.15538631

>>15538624
You can't silence the truth!

>> No.15538632

>>15538622
That shit is as bad as that habit anime characters have of repeating the last word or sentence that was said, as a question?

>> No.15538633

>>15538620
His harpy is no prizewinner either.

>> No.15538636

I'm gonna tell a Wurm she can be anything she want but be disappointed in her choice!

>> No.15538640

>>15538571
The same way they react to everything else.

> . . .

>> No.15538642

>>15538632
Jeb'o ti pas mater!

>> No.15538645

I want a tubby, shortstack jub-jub whose loves to wing hug me as we relax.

>> No.15538649

>>15538636
I'm gonna tell a Wurm she can't have a husband because if she does, the world is going to end.

>> No.15538652

>>15538645
>relax

I thought they were perma-mindbroken into having a penis stuck in them at every hour of the day

>> No.15538654
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>> No.15538655

>>15538537
> Why do people have an issue with non mammalian girls having breasts? The whole point is that they are part human also
Apologies for autism, but this isn't true. In MGE land the excuse is that att the monsters are part SUCCUBUS, not part human.
Which is why they all have not just tits, but perfect pert super-tits.

>> No.15538656

>>15538609
She deserves to get poked in that stupid giant eye.

>> No.15538657

>>15538652
That's almost every monster girl if going by the book.
Besides, gotta have some post coital cuddling.

>> No.15538658

>>15538654
Chuuni chocolate dragon?

>> No.15538660

>>15538649
What if she gets a husband anyway?

>> No.15538663
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>>15538550
That is for her to decide, not you

>> No.15538671

>>15538660
Good for her. I hope she invites me to her wedding.

>> No.15538673

You know how some women can be allergic to sperm that contains certain proteins? Is the reverse possible? Monstergirls would HAVE to leave you alone then right? I mean, no monstergirl would be cruel enough to ignore the fact that her pussy can kill you, right?

>> No.15538676

>>15538657
>... their heads are full of nothing but thoughts of copulating with men, and they are said to be full of sexual desire from birth.

>They take his penis and hold it deep inside their vagina, and wrap their legs around him to affix their body to their husband, and they try to live like that while constantly joined.

>Whether sleeping or moving, they try not to separate from their husband, and they only do so when they have no choice but to fly, or when laying eggs

>> No.15538677

>>15538663
>toss itching powder on her back and ass crack

>> No.15538678

>>15538673
Mamonobama, anon

>> No.15538682

>>15538673
Then you'd get raped by the MGs that don't need to use pussies. Like slimes. Or maybe blowjob-happy ghouls

>> No.15538683

>>15538673
I'm sure a nice ghoul would be happy to give you eternal bjs instead.

>> No.15538686

>>15538673
Maybe she would only realise you were dead after days of rape.

>> No.15538687

>>15538683
Wanna cumflate the ghoul just by having her give me enough blowjobs.

>> No.15538688

>>15538514
Would guess as to why they're the ones they are, but hey. Beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.15538695

>>15538688
June is worst girl, hence she reads stuff like shitposting, clearly.

>> No.15538698

>>15538695
>ThunderBrother
>Shitposting
Clearly some kind of cognitive dissonance here.

>> No.15538699

>>15538673
Mamonomana motherfucker, why even ask this question?

>> No.15538703

>>15538698
>Shitposting

Uhhh, bottom right corner anon...

>> No.15538709

>>15538683
While I'm a huge snakefag but I can't get enough Ghouls because of their obsession for blowjobs and only blowjobs. They are probably my favorite MGE girl. I wonder If their are any lamias raised into undeath as a ghoul.

>> No.15538716

>>15538709
Tongue.
Coiling.
Blowjob.

>> No.15538717

>>15538688
Loen asked for relevant writers higher up in the thread. Think of it as a great books series. You have shit like Crime and Punishment next to fun stuff like Moby Dick.

>> No.15538723

>>15538699
Mamono mana does it's fuckery in very high concentrations e.g. Dark Matter, Lilim. If it was instant every male would transform into an incubus after a single fuck with a monster, not repeates sessions, so it stands to reason mamono mana could not work fast enough to cure you of your pussy allergy, you fucking penis.

>> No.15538726

>>15538622
As a question?

>> No.15538727

>>15538484
#11: June (Vengeance story) WIP
#12: Alpha and Deity (Visual novel) In queue
#13: Miia (Monster Musume) In queue
#14: Jabberwock (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) In queue


From his commission list

>> No.15538729

>>15538132
Sauce of that pic?

>> No.15538733

>>15538723
>so it stands to reason mamono mana could not work fast enough to cure you of your pussy allergy, you fucking penis
Source: Your ass.

So yes, Monster Mojo CAN cure you of your pussy allergy you fucking ponce.

>> No.15538741

>>15538138
REMOVE SUMMER remove summer
you are worst season. you are the season idiot you are the sweaty smell. return to egypt. to our egypt cousins you may come our season. you may live in the igloo….ahahahaha ,summer we will never forgeve you. aunbis rascal FUck but fuck asshole summer stink egypt sqhipere shqipare..summer genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead apophis..ahahahahahSUMMER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ice age .summer we kill the pharaoh , summer return to your precious desert….hahahahaha idiot egypt and summer smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SUMMER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. yukionna+yeti+glacies+wendigo=kill summer…you will MGC/ tupac alive in winter, tupac making album of winter . fast rap tupac winter. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink summer… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a pyramid

tupac alive numbr one #1 in winter ….fuck the MGC ,..FUCKk ashol summers no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and season. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the summer farm aminal with rap magic now we the wintr rule .ape of the zoo presidant sandworm fukc the great demon lord and lay egg this egg hatch and summer wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our snow we will crush u lik a skull of p'orc. winter greattst season

>> No.15538743

>>15538741
Wrong board. /b/ is the other way.

>> No.15538746

>>15538741
Thank you for this. Saved.

>> No.15538747

>>15538717
>Loen doesn't even know I exist
I tend to do my best to avoid putting a personality behind my works or other such celebrity nonsense, but I have to admit that hurts. That hurts really bad.

>> No.15538752

>>15538733
No, anon. He's right about that. The piece of information he's missing is that WG1 states that monsters incapable of transforming men fast enough buy mamano mana potions from succubi to expedite the process since succubus energy apparently works doubletime when it comes to transforming anything because of the demon lord.

So a holstaur would just grab about ten of those to force feed a guy and then go to town.

>> No.15538754

>>15538743
no

>> No.15538759

>>15538733
>your ass
No that's you. So read the world guide and come up with an actual counter or fuck off you bore.

>> No.15538763

>>15538747
Eh, what can you do?
Much as I go on about "writing stuff the thread would hate", it's not true because they don't actually care, so on the rare occasion I do finish and post something, a couple people read it, I get some decent enough feedback, and nothing bad happens from writing something "Against the rules". Probably quite for the best. Pseudo-celebrity namefag stuff is just kinda silly.

>> No.15538765

>>15538687
> frenemy ghoul keeps waking you up with "Itadakimasu" as she devours your morning wood for breakfast
> hides under your desk and ambushes your crotch whenever you sit down to try and do some work
> keeps sexting you photos of her eating popsickles with "You're next" underneath them
> one day you snap
> eat a whole bown of raging mushrooms
> snort ten lines of mothgirl dust
> jump onto her in a dynamic entry, knocking her to the ground with your iron-hard cock slapping her face
> grab her hair and ride her mouth like a fucking roller-coaster
> tears of frustrated defeat and involuntary pleasure stream down her cheeks as even the 11/10 fellatrix finds herself choking and overpowered by your engorged meat
> eyes go wide as you bust a larger load than she ever thought possible directly down her throat, and her stomach paunches out from your unbelievable torrent of white cream
> she's an inflated, aheago'd mess when you finally pull out, wipe your dick on her hair, and just leave her in a violated, twitching mess

>> No.15538771
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15538771

When you think Apophis, you think ___

>> No.15538772

>>15538765
Hot.

>> No.15538775

>>15538771
what happened to her face?

>> No.15538779

>>15538765
Yep.
Would be lovely to have her be forced to spend the whole day with her cumstuffed stomached pooching out from her uniform.

>> No.15538782

>>15538472
All context aside, very cute.
It helps I never read YBA's stuff, though.

>> No.15538783
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15538783

>BREAKING NEWS

>HOW HOLST MILK MAY BE AFFECTING YOU AND YOUR WAIFU

>THERE MAY BE MORE TO THIS BELOVED DRINK THAN THE HOLST HUSBANDUS UNION WANTS YOU TO KNOW

>MORE AT SIX

>> No.15538785

>>15538765
>> frenemy ghoul keeps waking you up with "Itadakimasu" as she devours your morning wood for breakfast
>> hides under your desk and ambushes your crotch whenever you sit down to try and do some work
>> keeps sexting you photos of her eating popsickles with "You're next" underneath them
This is all 12/10 shit right here. Real good shit.

>Snort ten lines of mothgirl dust
What good will a fertility drug do for fucking her face?

>> No.15538787

>>15538783
Is that image taken from that porn game that's gone and fucked people over?

>> No.15538788

>>15538785
I am reminded of that Silent Hill 3 scene.

>> No.15538791

>>15538747
>Giving up already
It's like you don't even see the unlabeled rows of books behind her. Do you really want like five of them to say "The Works of Robert the Terrible V. I-V" ?

>> No.15538793

>>15538775
Western shit

>> No.15538799

>>15538782
>not at least reading Graystorm or some of the other shorts
It's not like he only writes one kind of thing.

>> No.15538801

>>15538747
What's your name, anon?

>> No.15538802
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15538802

devil bug hijack
this is now a devil bug thread

>> No.15538815

Would nailing a yeti in the face with a snowball be a marriage proposal?

>> No.15538816

Wolfu and Jinko have put aside their differences and wish to mate with you. Do you accept?

>> No.15538819
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Pause

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We thought that they couldn't traverse the sea...

We thought their so called "love" couldn't reach us here...

We thought we were safe...

We were wrong.

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, all shall hear the husbandus cry.

Cuming this summer!

>> No.15538821

>>15538815
In MGE-land, even looking at an MG constitutes leading them on.

>> No.15538822

>>15538815
No it's foreplay

>> No.15538825

>>15538801
4'33

>> No.15538826

>>15538816
Nah, they should fight for it and the winner gets to mate. RULES OF NATURE!

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>>15538826

>> No.15538831

>>15538472
Why...Why is my name on a book?

>> No.15538832

>>15538771
A fine wine, dribbling down violet abs

>> No.15538838

>>15538831
Because anon touched himself to your story.

>> No.15538842

I want to marry a mature allice

>> No.15538845

>>15538838
I'm flattered.
I'm glad my stories can touch people.

>> No.15538848

>>15538845
>TFW you stories touch people in all the wrong ways
P-Perkele

>> No.15538849

>>15538816
Only if they win against my waifu. I'll even give them the privilege of teaming up against her.

>> No.15538858
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>be living with you momster
>you're walking by her room one day when you hear grunting coming from inside
>against your better judgement, you peak through a crack in the door to see her standing in front of a mirror squeezing into her old school uniform, now way too small for her
>you're about to pretend you never saw anything when she strikes a cutesy pose, saying "I'm Chiaki, 18 years old! I like cute clothes and even cuter boys!"
>it takes ungodly willpower not to bust out laughing
>it's so hard to resist the urge to tease her sometimes

is it wrong that I want to lovingly bully my momster?

>> No.15538860

>>15538799
But all of them involve the superiority of humans, other then that doll story.

>> No.15538868

I want to tackle a kobold and rub her tummy until she faints
I want to sidle up to a kikimora and tell her that I want to make her feel like a woman, removing my pants and telling her to iron them
I want to powerbomb a hinezumi and tell her we're boyfriend and girlfriend now
I want to fill a goblet with my cum and baptize a dark priest in it
I want to feed books to an ommokade
I want to bare knuckle fight an ogre, break her nose, kiss it better and lick the blood off her rippling form
I want to sire a dhampir and marry her proper
I want to become a hero great enough to merit a Valkyrie and corrupt her rotten

>> No.15538876

>>15538380
MGE Holstaur forever and always.

>> No.15538885

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for Wan Wan Love to win your heart!

This idol group of a shortstack kobold, werewolf, and hellhound are going to croon some sweet songs of love and adventure.

>> No.15538889

>>15538860
kek, you can't be serious. I guess it is pretty obvious you haven't read any of them.

>> No.15538890

>>15538885
Sign me up!

>> No.15538893 [SPOILER] 
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Vampire Loli (?)

http://exhentai.org/g/955330/5ca48adcd2/

>> No.15538894

>>15538848
Get out Alp.

>> No.15538898

>>15538858
That'd be an adorable interaction.

>> No.15538899

>>15538889
How am I wrong? Its very clear that the humans are the heros of the setting and need to beat the monstergirls in line. Why do you think he wrote Vengeance?

>> No.15538901

>>15538858
>"18 years old was a long time ago"
>spin her around and toss her into bed, pouncing on her like a tiger
>"people should act their age, it's embarrassing to see you act like this, don't you have any shame?"
>she begins to tear up
>inch closer and whisper in her ear
>"young girls a shit"
>wrap her hair in your hand and kiss her hard and deep as she struggles beneath you, until you feel her surrender
>"Let's put those childbearing hips to good use, I'll remind you the grace only mature women can muster, hope your heart can take it"

>> No.15538913

>>15538885
>No Anubis
>Not even a semi-publicly known Manager
Uninterested.

>> No.15538916

>>15538890
Good man.
Buy a CD and sign up to care for them personally.
You'll be there to brush their tail, bring them their meals, and scratch their ears.

>> No.15538917

>>15538893
>New Nanashi Loli Manga
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.15538918

Ah I want to fuck a monster girl

>> No.15538924

>>15538916
>spoiler
Picked the fuck up.

>> No.15538927

>>15538913
It's late and I am tired.
She can be the new girl to fill out there needed himedere spot to go with the rough and tumble hellhound, the deredere kobold, and the quiet, loner werewolf.

>> No.15538930

>>15538916
>sign up to care for them personally.
I can't do that man, I already ave a waifu and a kid with her.

>> No.15538935

>>15538924
They may or may not sit in your lap while this happens.

>> No.15538936

>>15538927
Not everything has to appeal to everyone, anon.

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Is this actually in the mango?

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>>15538472
>Alp gets in
>I along with 99% of other writefags don't get in

Lesson learned. I must put the shitposting machine on turbo.

>> No.15538951

>>15538899
Please anon.

YB- pirate caveman taught everything he knows by a monstergirl, being led on his quest by a monstergirl
M&M- mob errand boy has a monstergirl bodyguard assigned to him because he stands no chance against monstergirls otherwise
GS- literally everything important done by monstergirls

Not counting any of the small shorts.

Sounds more like you're whining about monstergirls being the bad guys most times. But that's like whining about men running earth. The dominant species and sex holds all the positions of power ninety nine percent of the time, and somebody without power isn't a credible threat. Monstergirls also hold all the cards with regards to physical prowess no matter what world they're on.

>> No.15538958

>>15538948
If drinking from the teat is $150 how much would be giving Cathyl my own milk?

>> No.15538959

>>15538948
>140 dollars to nurse
Hmm...

>> No.15538965

>>15538949
He asked very clearly for relevant writefags. You should have said something.

>> No.15538968

>>15538951
I'm not whining, I think its great monstergirls are almost terrible. Monstergirls might be strong, but its the humans that hold the moral high ground.

>> No.15538969

>>15538965
>Missed it

shid

>> No.15538973

>>15538965
But if you asked to be put in as a writefag you'd be run out of the thread for being an attentionwhore.

>> No.15538974

>>15538948
Yes. It's an omake page included at the end of volume 8, iirc.

>Based Barometz trying to whore out worst cow
Heh.

>> No.15538990

>>15538935
Is ear nibbling allowed?

>> No.15538991

>>15538973
He didn't ask for people who wanted to be put in, he asked for relevant writefags.

>> No.15539009

>>15538991
>Implying they'd not shoehorn themselves in and hide their attempts by adding other known writefags to their lists

I would

>> No.15539014

>>15539009
I did

>> No.15539013

>Thread five hours in
>We're more than a quarter past our image count

It's kind of weird, but I guess why complain now that we have effectively no cap on image posting.

I only hope it doesn't mean people will post more totally off-topic reaction images like >>15537808

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Were the Dragon pages ever translated?

>> No.15539022

>>15538785
> What good will a fertility drug do for fucking her face?

It means you can shout "I'll thoroughly impregnate your mouth!"
(Also I assume that any monster "fertility drug" works mostly by increasing quantity rather than just quality.)

>> No.15539026

>>15539019
Fuck the dragons, I want some of that steak.

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>>15539019

>> No.15539028

>>15539014
Did you actually get in?

>> No.15539032

>>15539028
It's the only reason Beast would be in there.

>> No.15539034

>>15539019
>>15539027
I checked that the collar was actually called a "Marriage Collar" after initially just saying so as a troll. Granted, little else it could've been, but still, kinda funny.

>> No.15539037

>>15539019
>>15539027

>Let's play, "What percent of all objects on the screen are aphrodisiac-related?"

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>>15539027

>> No.15539041

>>15539040
Yes please.

>> No.15539046

>>15538893
Doujin where the guy outfucks the Vampire when?

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>>15539013
The images will slow down as we get closer to the "limit", or at least that's how it used to be.

On another note, my dragon daughteru is now trying to act like her mother and taking care of me because "Papa and Mama are part of my hoard". Even the little lizard is acting cooler than me.

>> No.15539050

>>15539040
I wanna get those Wurms!

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>>15539040

>> No.15539054

>>15539032
I suppose I'll have to wait till he asks again if he ever does and hope I don't miss it again

>> No.15539055

>>15539054
Which writer are you?

>> No.15539056

>>15539040
>>15539051
>having the shitty low-res versions when higher resolution versions exist

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>>15539051
Seriously, how has no one translated any of these pages?

>> No.15539059

>>15539051
>heavy metal dragon

>> No.15539062

>>15539057
>Schoolgirl Wyvren

>> No.15539065

>>15539057
> profile of a specific grill rather than a species
Huh, this is a first

(Dat fucking underboob, hnnnnng)

>> No.15539066

>>15539062
It's actually a Spongebob Wyvern

>> No.15539068

>>15539047
>used to be
>people start using images more freely
>capped threads are discarded and new ones are made
>old ones clog /jp/
>natives start shitting things up again

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>>15539055
>Giving that info away so recklessly

Nah man I'm gonna be all sneaky like a tanuki or Druella till the moment arrives.

>> No.15539071

>>15539057
No, Anon. Because we just saw them, what, two weeks ago?
Stop being so needy or there's no dessert after dinner! That means no cake!

>> No.15539073

>>15539066
>Lydia

Y'all need to get into learning moonspeak

>> No.15539076

>>15539057
Reminds me of Aigis.

>> No.15539082

Has KC stopped releasing profiles for the time being?

>> No.15539084

>>15539065
>> profile of a specific grill rather than a species
>Huh, this is a first
>Who are the Fallen Maidens

>> No.15539087

>>15539068
This.

Even with the go-ahead from a moderator, our previous thread making methods were the most efficient, and to adopt this recommended one would be a total blight for these threads and this board.

>> No.15539089

>>15539073
> Lydia
> Not some cool fantasy name like Kzdrix Rapeclaw

Japs thinking that normal Western names are fantastic and exotic is simultaneously cute and disappointing

>> No.15539093

>>15539070
Perhaps I'm the one commissioning said thing?

>> No.15539095

>>15539082
Yeah. We'll get about a dozen new ones in a month though. Patience anon.

>> No.15539096

>>15539082
He diverted his focus to MGE2.

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>>15539040

>> No.15539105

>>15539095
>We'll get about a dozen new ones in a month though
>Inb4 he actually releases a fucking dozen in a month

>> No.15539114

>>15539084
Fair point, I guess I mean this is the first time KC's used the same format. The Maiden profiles were clearly designed to be visually distinctive from the species ones.

>>15539082
Yep, we get 14 at once when MGE2 comes out.
Although I'm worried this will be a permanent thing even after MGE2. We have gotten years of content literally completly for free; with this and the Patreon stuff, now I think the Jews may finally have gotten to Kenkou after he heroically resisted their influence for so long.

>> No.15539123

>>15539114
Nah, he did the same last time he released the last books If I remember correctly.

>> No.15539124

>>15539068
The real joke is most of the shitposting comes from the regulars screeching about their own made up rules, and not outsiders.

>> No.15539133

>>15539124
>It's your fault, not ours!
This sounds like yurifags every time they shitpost.

>> No.15539136

>>15539123
I don't think you do remember correctly. The only profile in MGE1 that wasn't released for free online beforehand was Lilim, I think. And she was released for free immediatly after.
But it was a long time ago, I do not 100% trust my recollection either.

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>>15539093
Shid

Losenis

>> No.15539141

>>15539096
>mge 2
I'd hoped he was working on his game but that's cool too.

>> No.15539151

>>15539136
You're misremembering anon.

None of the MGE-1 profiles were online prior to the book's release. They were put up quite quickly following Comiket though; though I can't recall precisely how fast.

>>15539141
Nah. He's said for a long time that he'd (Hopefully) start focusing on that after MGE-2.
So...fingers crossed.

>> No.15539156

>>15539096
>Making an Encyclopedia into two parts

What's he aiming to do, make a book collection?

>> No.15539157

>>15539141
I think he once said he'd start serious work on the game after MGE2, so there is reason to be hopeful.

>> No.15539163

>>15539156
It's not like that. He just makes grills as an open-ended project, and compiles them into a printed encyclopedia each 100.
God-willing, there are many more to come.

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I want a Baphomet Onee-san to tenderly dom me as part of a magic ritual. Maybe with something like this playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgawyEH-5bQ

>> No.15539172

>>15539140
I really wasn't you attentionwhore.
Everyone point and laugh at his shame.

>> No.15539174

>>15539136
>>15539151
Sorry, I'm tired and writing poorly. By "None", I was referring to the profiles which did in fact premier in the MGE-1 alongside the Lilim, as there were more than just her.

I know for sure that Mantis, Salamander and Doppelganger all came out in the book prior to being posted online. I think there were at least a couple more, but my memory is a tad foggy. Of course I can just look up on his site and...

Ah yes. Alp and Ghoul as well. Possibly weresheep too? Can't quite remember whether she premiered in the book or not.

>>15539163
I believe he's gone on-record saying he'd like to do at least 500 MGs, which would make 5 MGE Volumes.

>> No.15539175

>>15539087
It could be a ploy to give justification to get the threads booted off of /jp/

>> No.15539179

>>15539151
> None of the MGE-1 profiles were online prior to the book's release.

This is definately wrong. The first "new profile" I remember being around for the reveal of was Ghoul, and that was waaaaay before there were paper publications of anything.

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>>15539168
I want to bang a Unicorn.

While https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Cx7H6JgkU plays.

>> No.15539187

>>15539175
I bet that's the case.

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>>15539156
Actually yes. I'd like to imagine it'll end up being something like this when finished.

He said there'll be at least 5 main MGE books. Then you've got the World Guides, Side World Guides, story books, and doujins.

MGE will be around for years. Which is good, it has near-infinite potential. KC can make anything public domain a Monster Girl (and those that are copyrighted he can make parody). From there you can take the universe and build on that, or make your own twist to it.

I mean, these MGE threads have been around for years solely because we're just autists. I mean we're autists, but the concept of Monster Girls has so much potential and openness anything can be done with it.

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>>15539172
Joke's on you I totally said the first name that came to my mind

You've not made a fool of me this time

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>>15539194
Are you Losenis or not?

>> No.15539220

>>15539188
>but the concept of Monster Girls has so much potential and openness anything can be done with it
I wonder how much until it is ruined (by the western, most likely)

>> No.15539229

I want a whole team of maids, with the head maid being a Kikimora in her mid 40's who's been with me since I was a kid.
Pretty no nonsense, and an absolute stickler for hierarchy. She'll also lecture the other maids that my word is absolute, and that as the head maid, she speaks for me if I'm unavailable.
Secretly, all she wants to do is laugh and have fun and spend time with me, but she's afraid that nothing will ever get done if she's not on everyone's ass.

>> No.15539240

>>15539229
You better wed that Kiki the moment you turn 16 Anon. Kikis like that deserve to be wed the moment you're legal.

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nurse what are you doing

this is highly unprofessional

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>>15539229
> if she's not on everyone's ass.

Or if you're in theirs'?

>> No.15539259

>>15539179
I realized the error in my speaking and corrected myself already here >>15539174, thanks.

And I'm sorry anon, but you're misremembering, because the Ghoul certainly came out after the book. For online posting, anyway. I double-checked too, and Weresheep was indeed an MGE-1 premier too, as was Hobgoblin who...totally slipped my mind. Book came out in December 2010. Then its premier profiles were posted in the following order: Hobgoblin -> Weresheep -> Mantis -> Ghoul -> Alp -> Salamander -> Doppelganger -> Lilim, over the course of about 4 months.

8 new profiles, over 4 months. That's only 2 a month. Given he's putting out almost twice as many new girls this time, I'm hopeful that he'll also be a bit quicker with the release of their online versions.

Once a week would be nice.

>> No.15539262

>>15539212
Loen can I have your autograph? Sign my monster girl

>> No.15539267

>>15539259
In the months leading up to Christmas he was averaging one profile every three weeks consistently, rather than once every two weeks.

>> No.15539268

>>15539212
This is how people get trust issues

>> No.15539271

>>15539267
True, but that's at his normal working pace, rather than having a bunch pre-prepared.

>> No.15539274

>>15539252
I fail to see the problem, anon.

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>>15539252
>>15539274

Let's post some MGs being unprofessional!

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>>15539280

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>>15539280

>> No.15539290

>>15539168
I want to have a Baphomet childhood friend who learns that I like mature women and then decides to let herself grow up so she can be with me even though she's scared and doesn't know what to expect.
I want puberty to hit her like a truck, causing her to get long legs, wide hips, a fat ass and a rack that would make a Holst jealous.
Most of all I want her horns to grow curly and thick, and for her to sprout up into a very tall girl.
I want her to get really smug when Sabbath members call her a traitor and a heretic by grinning and saying that at least she has a boyfriend who she didn't need to brainwash.

>> No.15539298

>>15539280
Isn't that all the time?

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>>15539298
Now look what you did. You made this Kiki sad. What are you going to do now?

>> No.15539313

>>15539308
Tell her I'm disappointed in her, and walk away.

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>>15539285
>You'll never be a teacher in MGE.
>You'll never be a professional and serious authority figure for your students to look up to.
>...While they suck your dick with heart-pupils in their eyes.

>> No.15539322

>>15539316
>That teacher popping into the class and raising her hand in the background

>Damn it, Ms. Whiskers, get back to your own class!

>> No.15539327

>>15539316
Is this a real series? If so what's it called?

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>>15539262
That was not me, but I guess my autograph is Zophia.

>> No.15539331

>>15539290
Sabbath apostates are a wonder of the universe.
Not to mention that a girl who would abandon her religion just so she can better satisfy my dick's appetite for paizuri is an 11/10 keeper

>> No.15539333

>>15539327
I don't think it's a series, it's just one doujin.

>> No.15539337

>>15539316
Your description reminds me vaguely of a lolicon doujin currently being translated...

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>>15539327
It's a one-shot, but pretty cute.
And hot.

http://exhentai.org/s/6d872cdc3e/719007-1

>> No.15539341

>>15539330
That's cute, but Why does she wear the mask?

>> No.15539343

>>15539337
The one with the werewolf teacher?
That one's pretty hot.

Too bad It can't be posted here.

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>>15539341
She's a big girl. But Wurm-chan is much bigger

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>>15539330
Loen, when you're drawing do you take any breaks?

you finished that Lala picture super fast, i'm worried you'll overwork yourself

please take breaks when you need to


Also this was you right?

I don't know how i missed it before, i just saw someone post it the other day and the filename was just the normal "saved from an imageboard" name, not one of yours

I need more short haired Miia in my life now

>> No.15539350

>>15539345
wurm-chan its rude to point

>> No.15539351

>>15539331
She'd also be a huge cuddlebug and love it when you stroke her horns. It's soothing for her, like having her hair stroked by 10 times better.

>> No.15539355

>>15539343
The very same.

I felt sorry for that one kid who actually had the balls to stand up to the teacher's alpha-aura.

>> No.15539364

>>15539355
Same. He'll be fine though; he's gonna grow up to be an alpha himself. Sensei himself said so.

>> No.15539371

I just threw salt at the slug girl in MGQ and made her feel sad and now I feel guilty.

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>>15538858
>momster follows you to school and tries to pass herself off as a student with a crush on you

>> No.15539376
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>>15539316
>>15539372
I wonder how school works for elves. Are they all lolis in high school? Or do they go to high school at age 50 or something?

>> No.15539377

>>15539372
PRWs Elf auntmom story was like that, expect it involved a magical disguise.

>> No.15539381

>>15539371
you should reload and lose to her as an apology

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>>15539372
What older mature Monster Girls would be best to walk in on seeing them pretending to be young schoolgirls?

>> No.15539388

>>15539384
Anything Sabbath. And elves? >>15539376

>> No.15539391

>>15539348
I actually take it easy. I do stuff I like here and there and combine it with work. Some drawings count as fun, like that last Lala, and some work ends up being fun due to happy accidents. That Miia yes, its mine, and nice timing because its a good example, I just went fuck it halfway through and anons ended up loving short haired Miia, she was supposed to be Miia with a different long hairstyle, like the long haired Rach, but got lazy.
>>15539350
She points what she wants. What if she points anon?

>> No.15539394

>>15539384
The ones who are obviously not of the age at first sight.

>> No.15539400

>>15539372
>he didn't fuck ass idol too
Displeased.

>> No.15539401

>>15539384
A lot of the traditionally milfy ones would be good. Echidnas, hakutakus, and vampires would all be great.

>> No.15539405

>>15539376
Elves go for hundreds of years to school, the lazy fucks.
They have all the time of the world, so they can slouch around playing their harps, kissing their trees and smoking their weeds.

>> No.15539406

>>15539338
>DON'T GIVE A SHIT

>> No.15539407

>>15539400
It's a Pogeyman doujin.

>> No.15539411

>>15539407
Dude, get your eyes checked.

>> No.15539414

>>15539338
>That shit in the background saying not to make a move on them
>When he himself looks like the kind of guy that would be raping his students even if they weren't monster girls

>> No.15539418

>>15539381
I did and felt even more guilty for some reason.

>> No.15539421

>>15539414
>he himself looks like the kind of guy that would be raping his students
What even gave you that impression?

>> No.15539426

>>15539338
>entire classrooms throwing their cat at you
>expected to comfort but not fuck them
Who is running this school?

>> No.15539430

>>15539421
>bald
>big glasses
He just needs to be fatter and have less facial definition and he'd be the quintessential NTR villian.

>> No.15539432

>>15539400
Speaking of Idols, I still want to be stalked by a monstergirl idol because I don't know who she is and don't care.

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Last thread we talked about the ladies playing a human boy VN and us behaving like the various boys from the routes to score with them.
Which girl would prefer which route?

>> No.15539441

I want to be a school board executive so I can make nose hooks and ball gags part of the mandatory uniform for all monstergirls in grade 12 and under!

>> No.15539443

>>15539437
I call being the cute dependent otouto who wants to please his older sister in any way

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>>15539435
Hairy girls

>> No.15539447

>>15539432
You mean she stalks you because you don't recognize her celebrity?

>> No.15539449

>>15539444
That's grotesque.

>> No.15539451

>>15539443
Then I'm calling dibs on my trademark chuuni.

>> No.15539455

>>15539447
Yeah. It's pretty much a "Everyone knows who I am, why doesn't he know who I am?" kind of thing that spirals into an "I want him" obsession. A sort of "The one who got away" kind of thing.
Meanwhile I'm just living my life and my reaction to her boils down to "Literally who?"
She also has a group of devoted monstergirl fans who help her stalk me.

>> No.15539459

>>15539449
I'm not one for that but in this case it looks good. I'll still set her armpits on fire when she goes to sleep though.

>> No.15539460

>>15539451
Take what you want, I'm taking yandere.

>> No.15539462

>>15539437

Which girl would like a large individual who is a massive softie?

>> No.15539464

>>15539451
Alright then, I'm calling the sort of chill guy at school who's secretly really depressed and hates that he's a bit chubby and plain looking unlike the slender bishonens from the other routes.

So the least popular route.

>> No.15539466

>>15539455
I'd live it.

>> No.15539471

>>15539462
The bara lovers?

>> No.15539472

>>15539462
>>15539464
>Not being skinny and frail
You'll never get NEET girls like that Anon

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Homunculi when?

>> No.15539480

>>15539479
KC confirmed they'll be coming someday, along with Flesh Golem. He's planning something big for Alchemy.

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>>15539449
>>15539459
Fuck you Anon, this is what real monsters look like.

>> No.15539482

>>15539479
You want a cute Homunculus? Take a knife and kill all your friends. Then you'll be a hero, and heroes get Homunculus sisters who are older than them but look younger!

>> No.15539483

>>15539472
What part of least popular route didn't you get anon?

>> No.15539490

>>15539480
>He's planning something big for Alchemy
He's actually doing a series of Alchemy based monstergirls? Fuck yeah son.

>> No.15539495

>>15539490
Witcher has given me an appreciation for alchemy, tell me what kind of girls you could conjure up with it.

>> No.15539501

>>15539437
>tfw too old to be the cute shota hero

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>>15539482
Ilya best onee-san.

>> No.15539513

>>15539481
I don't know where to tell you to fuck off to, /d/, Tumblr or some feminits site that advocates that no shaving policy and freebleeding.

>> No.15539515

>>15539513
Dude, will you calm down? Girls have armpit hair, big deal.

>> No.15539516

>>15539348
Go back to Overwatch Miia Mercy!

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Careful not to overfeed your Succubus, they'll keep having sex if you don't tell them no!

>> No.15539524

>>15539466
The best part would be casually calling her cute as a compliment even though you don't know about her idol career.
Then when she gets home she locks herself in her little shrine to you and masturbates furiously while listening to the recording she secretly took of you telling her she's cute over and over again until she's an ahegaoing wreck.

>> No.15539525

>>15539515
Fuck you.

>> No.15539527

>>15539521
But anon, I don't think I can say no to a vision of sexual beauty like that!

>> No.15539529

>>15539527
She's got a pudge! She's got a belly!

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>>15539513
>Thread to post monster girls
>Monster girls are already /d/ fetish tier
>Monster girls are already Tumblr tier 'Girls are strong, All boys suck' shit.
>Armpit hair is somehow a Fetish Event Horizon.
Stop being so [TRIGGERED] by things you don't like, Anon.

>> No.15539544

>>15539529
You act like that's not getting me even harder.

>> No.15539549

>>15539537
>actively shitposting
>talking out your ass
Leave anytime you child.

>> No.15539553

>>15537798
I wouldn't want to discourage any one. It was a pretty meandering modern SoL, I wouldn't mind reading a story about a ghoul that has a more fantasy/adventurous setting.

>> No.15539556

>>15539549
This guy has been at it for the past few threads I swear.

>> No.15539557

>>15539556
Do people still go MAXIMUM SHITPOSTINGDRIVE on the weekends?

>> No.15539560

>>15539557
Worst thing is though, this shitposting has occurred during weekdays.

I think it all started when that fag that actively defended scat and diapers appeared.

>> No.15539561

>>15539524
Hi Helga.

>> No.15539562

>>15539556
With the filenames, they might as well be using a trip.

>> No.15539564

>>15539560
>I think it all started when that fag that actively defended scat and diapers appeared.
When was that?

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how does a mimic get around? does her husbando have to carry her everywhere, or does her chest walk around like that bathtub from Nightmare Before Christmas?

>> No.15539567

>>15539560
>scat, diapers
Shocked Kikimora.jpg

>> No.15539569

>>15539561
What?

>> No.15539572

>>15539566
She gives her hubby a locket or wallet

>> No.15539573

>>15539566
Maybe mimics can teleport between chests.

>> No.15539574

>>15539566

Skateboards and a stick

>> No.15539579

>>15539569
Really nigga? Hey Arnold!

>> No.15539582

>>15539564
>>15539567
It was just a few weeks back. Than anon even cited MonMusu as a reason as to why it should be excepted here for some inane reason while calling anyone who disagreed with him a close-minded autist.

And after that greens guy appeared we've had someone actively defending monsterboys and futa.

>> No.15539583

>>15539566
More like the luggage from Discworld.

>> No.15539586

>>15539562
You haven't seen danbooru filenames before? They're not uncommon at all.

>> No.15539590

>>15539582
Those last two is nothing new, I guess you never met HIM, but the other stuff is new. Fuck, it never ends.

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>I do believe they're starting to talk about things that upset them again, dear.
>Such silly people they are!
>Quite so my dear, quite so.

>> No.15539596

>>15539592
I want to be invited for keeki and tea.

>> No.15539599

>>15539579
I was confused because you're using the wrong character anon.
I'm the Arnold in this equation and she's the Helga. Except an Idol instead of a neglected child.

>> No.15539600

>>15539566
They're not actually physically connected to their treasure chests, so they can walk around looking like a normie grill. It's just that, like cats, they have an irrepressible desire to Sit In The Box and will start to get withdrawl symptoms if they're out too long.

>> No.15539602

>>15539600
I once had a cat who shredded cardboard boxes. Like, ripped them into tiny little pieces. Wouldn't stop for a moment until he was done.

>> No.15539605

>>15539599
Did you read your own spoiler? That was pure Helga, obviously I was referencing the girl you described, as such.

>> No.15539607

>>15539592
Excuse me young ladies, can you point me in the direction of the nearest town?

>> No.15539610

>>15539600
So they're weird hermit crabs?
I want to see a colony of mimics exchange houses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1dnocPQXDQ

>> No.15539611

>>15539607
>nearest town is Elf Village Up In Da Trees
You really want to waltz in there?

>> No.15539612

>>15539600
Does the mimic profits.e say how to beat them, like the pot devil?
>inb4 jinn

>> No.15539613

>>15539605
Usually a "Hi, [name]" post refers to the poster, not the character in the post.

>> No.15539617

>>15539611
Would a samba be better?

>> No.15539619

>>15539613
>what is reading between the lines

>> No.15539620

>>15539617
What DO Elves dance?

>> No.15539627

>>15539620
Probably faggy interpretive nature dances.

>> No.15539631

>>15539602
Mimics are usually drawn having clothes that match their treasure-chest type, right? One in a gold chest will be all rich jewelry, one in a normie wooden chest will be in normal period clothes.

I imagine that this is part of the magic: a mimic's outfit is connected to the state of her box.

So if you have a tantrum-prone mimic in your party who smashes her treasure chest up whenever things go wrong, her own clothes get torn off while she's doing it until the box collapses altogether and she's butt-naked.

And then when the red mist evaporates she goes crimson with embarrasment and covers herself, before sheepishly stammering at you if she can borrow your emergency flat-pak box (again)

>> No.15539636

>>15539611
Well I have things to sell, Elves have money don't they?

>> No.15539641

>>15539619
It's late and I'm very tired anon.

>> No.15539642

>>15539636
>Wood Elves
>money
Squirrel skins maybe.

>> No.15539646

>>15539631
Would a mimic like a a handmade box that her husband built her?

>> No.15539648

>>15539641
We're cool. Maybe you should hit the sack?

>> No.15539650

>>15539437

>TFW you spent most of high school in the shop MacGyvering tools for the autobody and aviation classes and welding together tables, desks, chairs and any other random broken metal things that people brought in.

...I'm getting a fucking Dwarf aren't I?

>> No.15539653

>>15539646
>mimic-chan gets aroused when you sand her chest

>> No.15539657

If you went on a road trip, driving your car around, would a Mimic be able to hang out in the trunk of the car?

>> No.15539660

>>15539646
This is like asking "Would a dragon like a set of gold coins that you mined and minted yourself?"
"Would a sea-bishop like a tablet that her own husband chiseled out of oceanic basalt?"
"Would a living armour like heraldry that her husband designed and forged?"

The heart pupils would never revert back.

>> No.15539664

>>15539650
> don't like lolis
> love handjobs more than the v itself

It hurts

>> No.15539665

>>15539648
Think I will actually.
God I wish I had a monstergirl to cuddle up to though.

>> No.15539667

>>15539660
>Living Armor orgasms as her husband's family crest is branded onto her brestplate

>> No.15539668

What happens to dragons with small hoards

>> No.15539670

>>15539664
>don't like lolis
I know someone who can help you with that problem.

>> No.15539673

>>15539664
>Loves handjobs more than penetration

YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GET, YOU SICKO

>> No.15539678

>>15539650
No. You're getting cyclops. Enjoy your big busty blue monoeye.

>> No.15539679

>>15539668
They go out and pillage more of course.

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>>15539650
Or a golem with a modification fetish.

>Oh anon. Please stick your Rod D in Socket A.
>Oh anon, twist that lugnut
>Oh anon, spray your sticky white adhesive all over my crack

etc

>> No.15539687

>No mileena tier ghoul with the lips and the hueg teeth for cheeks

>> No.15539689

>>15539673
I'm on my phone, but if I wasn't I would post a close-up of the Familiar's strange, alluring, squishy-looking hands and say
> implying

>> No.15539693

>>15539679
what if they are too weak?

>> No.15539694

>>15539678
>Cyclops does her usual routine of giving a handmade gift and having a piece of it mysteriously disappear over night so you have to come looking for her.
>Her fucking face when you just shrug and fix it yourself.

>> No.15539695

>>15539689
Actually, while everyone seems to think they're squishy, KC confirmed that they're actually covered in fine fur. (Which was a letdown for me, since they'd be a lot more interesting as squishy)

>> No.15539705

>>15539694
Anon, the department of pussy would be issuing flood warnings to all of pantyville.

>> No.15539714

>>15539660
>The heart pupils would never revert back.

Not that you'd want them to.

>Drinking straight from a Holst after her seeing you discard any and all other ordinary milk you had around the house, calling it worthless
>Constantly smiling around a Nureonago
>Doing all your homework, the extra credit and more even beyond that for your Hakutaku sensei
>Traveling with your Yuki-onna childhood friend to the mountain to live with her rather than wait until you both become adults

>> No.15539724

>>15539695
I'm sorry, I can't hear you ruining my fetish over my inner dialogue of enthusiastic panting and squelching, cum-slick palms

Goddamit Kenkou

>> No.15539731

Do any of you have a pic I'm looking for?
It's the one with the guy goin "Right now we are centaurs!"

>> No.15539737

>>15539731
>guy
>we are centaurs

Wrong thread amigo.

>> No.15539751

>>15539737
I know I'm dumb because
>monsterboys
But tried finding the cap by myself and couldn't.

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Dragon milk.

>> No.15539757

>>15539752
That's not a Dragon, that's obviously a cow!

>> No.15539761

>>15539714
>Notifying your vampire waifu that you just threw away all of your collared shirts, save that one she likes to show you off in
>Treating your kiki to a new broom after you earn a fat raise
>Writing your wock a (lewd) poem
>Benching you're oni waifu
>Princess carrying any lamia (a girl can dream)
Wonderful.

>> No.15539762

>>15539757
She's a Fire Emblem variety of Dragon.

>> No.15539775

I want to wear turtlenecks while working a vampire office company

>> No.15539776

>>15538472
>Beast has his own brand of bookmarks

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when i try to color it my computer goes bsod
is it cursed

>> No.15539780

>>15539761
>Princess carrying any lamia (a girl can dream)

Especially if she notices that you've been working out to get strong enough to lift her

>> No.15539783

>>15539778
don't get banned nigga

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This is your yuki-onna tonight.

>> No.15539787

>>15539775
Wear lots of chains and bling. Make biting you a Russian Roulette of chipped teeth.

>> No.15539788

>>15539783
damn you're right, i should delete it

>> No.15539790

>>15539761
>>Princess carrying any lamia
I can princess carry a loli Lamia, no problem.

>> No.15539791

>>15539784
I want that one though >>15538228

>> No.15539797

>>15539787
I don't want to hurt them just neck tease them

>> No.15539800

>>15539790
The ones small enough only give you papa heart pupils. They're still a thing, but the meaning is entirely different. Usually.

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>>15539797
Try these candy necklaces then. Hard enough to stop a bite, too.

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>>15539784
Can I have this one instead?

>> No.15539807

>>15539801
Soak them in garlic first. There's gotta be a way to make that work.

>> No.15539809

>>15539800
That's a very thin line anon, it's very easy to get confused. There's also deliberate daughteru fucking which I am wholeheartedly for.

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>>15539752

>> No.15539812

>>15539807
>Soak them in garlic first.
Those are not two tastes that should ever mix anon, even monstergirls don't have tastes that weird.

>> No.15539817

>>15539812
Sounds like something Wario would do.

>> No.15539819

>>15539812
it's a joke how garlic harms vampires, but here it turns them on

>> No.15539820

>>15539812
>even monstergirls don't have tastes that weird.
That's exactly the point. Not only did they go for a nice nibble and get rejected by fucking candy, now they have a weird taste in their mouth and they're drunk off their asses. This is perhaps more dickish than those African anti-rape condoms.

>> No.15539821

>>15539811
I'd drink her milk

>> No.15539824

>>15539811
>When the NA Version did the "Who's on first?" gag for her introduction
As far as Nintendo's of America's "Localizations" go, I didn't mind that one.

>> No.15539825

What does it mean if a vampire gives you fake plastic fangs as a gift?

>> No.15539831

>>15539825
"Bite me"

>> No.15539832

>>15539825
She wants you to bite her

>> No.15539834

How do you make a snek wear a chastity belt?

>> No.15539836

>>15539832
>>15539831
But I'm not the vampire so it won't do anything for her besides maybe hurt

>> No.15539838

>>15539825
It means she wants to become a vampire with her.
Expect incredibly lewd, passionate, intimate feeding-sex that night. She's not stopping until you're fully corrupted.
She'll probably be pregnant by the end of it.

>> No.15539839

>>15539834
chastity harness around from the neck to her pussy

>> No.15539841

>>15539839
I can't quite envision how that would look.

>> No.15539843

guys how do I make Wurm-chan stop eating rocks

>> No.15539844

>>15539841
It would be more like a cage than a collar; you'd need bars to stop her from simply pulling it up or twisting it. A harpy might get a good laugh.

>> No.15539845

>>15539841
like a long latex smock, that will prevent her from fucking

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Let's play the Pleb or not Pleb game.

Would you or would you not try and get your waifu to cosplay as a Space Princess?

>> No.15539848

>>15539784
Do yuki-onnas act like the ice-caps, becoming slim and petite in the summer months, while making the neighbourhood holstaurs self-conscious in winter?

>> No.15539849

>>15539843
Tell her that rock-biters have their little friends taken away.

>> No.15539852

>>15539846
No. I would succeed.

>> No.15539853

>>15539849

but she had such big, strong hands

>> No.15539854

>>15539846
> slime waifu
> her cosplay outfits just end up getting sucked inside her and float around as an amorphous ball of gooey laundry while she "~uuuUUUuuu~"s in frustration

It's just too cute to cause disappointment

>> No.15539855

>>15539843
Tell her Those look like big strong claws, don't they?

>> No.15539856

>>15539834
>>15539841
Maybe a metal band around her waist and another on her snake bit just below her butt. Then a big metal plate over her giney.

>> No.15539858

>>15539854
Just put her in a sealed suit like the ones the Quarians use.

>> No.15539859

>>15539854
maybe you could body painter her by putting dye in her slime and then having her manipulate it into "clothes"

>> No.15539861

>>15539854
>>15539858
Or make her wear latex.

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>>15539861

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>>15539868

>> No.15539872

>>15539859
that would look cool a rainbow slime

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>>15538948
FAT ROUND
COW TATS

>> No.15539881

>>15539872
>dump a cup of motor oil on your slime
>iridescence spreads all over her surface
And that's how rainbow slimes are made.

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>>15539881
That doesn't sound healthy at all.

>> No.15539894

>>15539879
Miia confirmed fatty-fatty-fat-fat!

>> No.15539902

>>15539881
I'd rather not poison her

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>>15539852
>>15539854
You two are all right.

Now the rest of you lot, y'all are max rank plebs.

Plebarinos.

Plebensteins.

Plebasaurous rex's.

>> No.15539906

>>15539902
>thinking you can poison a slime with a little oil
They live in sewers anon. You can't mess them up that way. There's more poison in the paint that guy wanted to put on them.

>> No.15539907

Could a shog put some of her on her master's chest so she always feels his heart beat?

>> No.15539908
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>>15539903
Of course my waifu would take her manner of dress from Princess Aura in the 1970's Flash Gordon cartoon. Because I had the hots for her as a kid.
Also featured: Lizard Girls!

>> No.15539913

>>15539908
>Not dressing her as Deja Thoris, Warlord of Mars
>or even Barbarella
Weak, anon.

>> No.15539914

I want to impregnate a slime

>> No.15539916

>>15539914
You cannot.

>> No.15539920

>>15539916
can't her core grow the split into a new one and the new core with some slime becomes a baby slime?

>> No.15539922

>>15539920
Maybe, but even then they are still not real.

>> No.15539924

>>15539916
Not with that attitude you can't

>> No.15539931
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15539931

I think Super Wurm vs Flashing Red Wurm is going to be the movie of the year!

>> No.15539933

>>15539920
>baby slime
sounds adorable

>> No.15539938

>>15539931
>not super wurm vs werebatwoman

>> No.15539943

>>15539938
Tsk, that's old news! Flashing Red Wurm is the fastest Wurm there is though, and can actually be a threat, unlike Werebatwoman who could basically just do martial arts despite being practically blind.
Besides, their fight was stupid. How could they not figure it out that Lexxie Slutwhore, the Tanuki business mogul, was playing them all along?

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>>15539859
>>15539872

>> No.15539960
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15539960

Teenagers are all bark and no bite these days!

Back in my time we used to take our friend's single parents as we pleased. Girls these days get red as an oni as soon as the local DILFs peeks at them in their bathing suits! They don't even swim nude anymore!

It's a scandal! Shameful! The youth have forgotten what being a monster is all about!

>> No.15539964

>>15539960
Most summers my dad and I go for a nice, long jog in the heat and then dip in for a swim, our sweaty bodies glistening in the Sun for all the bitches to gawk at.
Sadly, this summer has been rainy, dark and cold. Fuck you 'murrica, you should've listened to Al Gore.

>> No.15539968

>>15539954
man slimes are great

>> No.15539971

>>15539933
>baby slime
>sounds adorable

MGE baby slimes are simply loli clones of the mother.
Also they rape you literally the moment they're 'born'

Everyone gives Humpty Eggs shit for being >why.gif tier, but they're only one notch up from the regular slime with regards to forced baby daughterufucking

>> No.15539977

>>15539971
Can I have a baby slime that uses the slime and human genetic code to be slightly different from her mom. Because of the slime baby's small size the waifu would breast feed it slimemilk

>> No.15539983

>>15539954
> "Mr. Anon, this is the hardware store"
> "That's right sir. Your daughters... wives... clones... I don't know what you call them, sir, that's your business, but they've been drinking the paint aisle again."
> "Could you come down here right away and take them home, please?"
> "Oh, yes, the bill this time comes to $1400"

>> No.15539985

>>15539960
>She becomes a wreck when the dad next door opens the door and asks her over for the Saturday bbq
>"Just thought I would extend an invitation. You know, your Hanna and my Johnny really get along but I've never really had a chance to get to know the neighbors."
>Her answer is little more than some vaguely affirmative noises and a cloud of smoke leaking out her nostrils

>> No.15539993

>>15539977
Eh, I guess you could make a reasonable argument that the copying process is imperfect so THAT makes her slightly different.
I can't think of any ruse one could use to "give her her father's eyes", or anything, given that slimes don't have fixed features.

Best I can offer you is that a combination of cloning mutation and you-helping-to-raise-her-while-she's-learning-how-to-structure-fine-detail causes her default preferred shape to look a little different from mom and a little like you.

>> No.15539998
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>>15539804
But if you take this one we will add this glamorous zashiki warashi! All for the price of one!

>> No.15540000

>>15539977
> breast feed slimemilk

Eh, I always assumed slime (and harpy) nursing would be mostly snowballing.

>> No.15540004

>No mad hatter that assassinates human women by placing her hat on them

>> No.15540006

>>15540000
Slime milk is code for slime and semen mixed I bet

>> No.15540007

>>15540004
Holy Hypnosis Batman! The Mad Hatter has done it again!

>> No.15540008

>>15540000
Harpies have tits, and slimes are basically medusan. So one can breastfeed and the other doesn't need to feed the young anything special. But considering semen is a slime's favorite treat, I'd believe it for them.

>> No.15540011

>>15540006
Please no.
Because my lactation fetish demands that I get the other breast when it's nursing time.
But if that's what she sellin', I ain't buyin'

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>>15540011
>Because my lactation fetish demands that I get the other breast when it's nursing time.
I thought this was only natural.

>> No.15540017
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15540017

Im new here. This is my favorite monstergirl.

What are everyone else's favorites? That questions not taboo is it?

>> No.15540019

>>15540006
>>15540011
No you feed a slime a bunch of holst milk

>> No.15540021

>>15540004
>Not getting a threesome with a mad hatter and a freshly turned one that wants to join the "insanity"
great, now I've got a boner at 9 am

>> No.15540022

>>15540017
No, but it's a silly one.
Also the answer is Dragons, Dark Elves and Spiders.

>> No.15540023

I want to ask a shog to make me clothes

>> No.15540024

>>15540008
I am acutely aware that harpies have tits. But I am also aware that birds feed their chicks goo-food that mama previously caught herself.
This fact seems too exploitable to not exploit.

>> No.15540026

>>15540004
I always imagined their hat-tango trick would work like Mr. Smith from the Matrix. If that's not terrifying, I don't know what is.

"It is purpose that created us"
"That drives us"
"Defines us"

>> No.15540027

>>15540017
Kind of a tie between salamander, inari, gnome and dragon.

I approve of your choce though, shogs are nice

>> No.15540032

>>15540017
We do have plenty of taboos, so lurking is wise, but luckily for you, that question isn't one of them.

I like normie slime as favourite, with honourable mentions to ghoul and mucus toad

>> No.15540036

>>15540026
>It's you!
>Yes. Me, me, me.
>Me too.

>> No.15540039

>>15540017
Cursed Swords and Dragons.

>> No.15540040

>>15540036
>must... not...beg for art...

>> No.15540043

I want to drag a dragon away from her gold

>> No.15540053
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>>15540040
Well it does exist.

>> No.15540054

>>15539998
She isn't Mizore though.

>> No.15540056

>>15540039
> someone has cursed sword as fav

I think it's neat that even the weird freaky girls have a flagbearer somewhere.
I'm as guilty of kiki-dragon-anubis hivemind as 90% of the rest of the thread, but strange-favourites anons are necessary to stop us collapsing into a singularity of very clean golden lego pyramids.

>> No.15540057

>>15540040
Just imagine hatters with those shades.
>"Mister Paladin, welcome back...we've missed you."

>> No.15540058

>>15540056
>very clean golden lego pyramids
This sounds surprisingly appealing.

>> No.15540060

>>15540053
What if the opposite happens and Kikis are the true horror

>> No.15540062

>>15540060
Cheeki breeki!

>> No.15540065

>>15540056
Im probably the only anon who like the vamp-mosquito.

That character design is top tier.

>> No.15540070

>>15540065
ININNININININININININ~

>> No.15540073

I love Kikies and Shogs that are friends

>> No.15540075

>>15540065
I do for the same reason. I'm also into the weak-but-sly/confident combo.

>> No.15540077

>>15540057
"Can you hear that, Mr Paladin?" the Hatter sneers into your ear, as the rumbling approach of the wurm gets closer and closer. You can see the shining viridian scales of the dragonette's armour, boulders riccocheting off her like water as she thunders out of the tunnel.

"That is the sound of inevitability", the mushroom-girl gloats, her arms pinning you in a headlock. The golden lights of the approaching monster's lusty eyes bear down on you, the cacaphonous crunching of her progress almost drowning out your captor's voice.

"That is the sound of your rape". The wurm is almost close enough to smell - an overpowering mix of earth and female lust, unstoppably barreling towards you.

"Goodbye, Mr. Paladin~" she tells you, an insane, victorious smirk spreading beneath those crazy red eyes.

"...my name... is Anon"
*backflip*

>> No.15540079

>>15540070
I read a study that mosquitos fly by your ear to increase your heart rate before striking.

I wonder, would a vamp-mosquito buzz her wings as a sign she wants some action?

>> No.15540080

Let's talk about spiders.

>> No.15540081

>>15540080
They should get jobs in law enforcement and become a Spider Squad.

>> No.15540083

>>15540080
I'm scared of them so I'd need a gentle spider to teach me to lover her

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>>15540080
I think they're kinda boring, but the Cow and Abomination varieties are cool and good.

>> No.15540099

>>15540080

They shoot silk out their butts, nasty as hell.

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>>15540080
Spiders are tied for my favorite with Elder Devils. My fantasy is that one teaches me how to properly tie her up.

>> No.15540110

>>15540099
First,you know thats not true

Second, even if it was, silk is fucking soft, warm, and strong. Nothing to complain about.

>> No.15540112

>>15540101
Well hello, hello, hello!

>> No.15540116
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15540116

High-mass elf ass.

>> No.15540121

>>15540099
>not wanting to ream her butt and come out with a cock covered in web
>not wanting to make her lick it clean of her own silk and the cum trapped inside
>not cumming again when the silk that went inside your urethra get pulled out

>> No.15540122

>>15540116
Would love to have her sit on my face, yes.

>> No.15540127
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>>15540112
Right? Heres the white hair version.

>> No.15540128

>>15540116
>Muramasa
>elf

>> No.15540134

>>15540127
She may be just an alt color of Rachne, but I'd love more Driders.

>> No.15540140
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15540140

>>15538131

But summer is fun.

>> No.15540143

>>15540101
Or:
> op elder devil villainess thinks she's hot shit, black magic all up in here
> spidergirl has taught you how to secure anyone until they're at your mercy
> ANYONE
> within five minutes of entering the demon's lair with nothing but a spool of spidersilk you've got her in the lewdest hogtie imaginable
> tears pool in the corner of her eyes as you admire your handiwork
> oh, and her nude, glistening, spreadeagled blueberry body
> "P-please, Mr. Adventurer, l-lets talk about thi-"
> Pull on one of the threads
> She yelps as it forces her back to arch, pushing her breasts out towards you, her nipples quivering in fear
> "I-I'll be good from now on! Just let m-me go, please! I don't l-like this, I'm scared!"
> [Grinning intensifies]

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>>15540134
Yeah, not nearly enough of them. Here, theres technically an elf girl in this.

>> No.15540160

>>15540143
Bondage Man, the hero MGC deserves but doesn't need!

>> No.15540161

>>15540143
You just captured 90% of my kinks. Not a mindflayer, are ya?

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>>15540156
Pls delete.
>>15540161
Relax, nothing suspicious here.

>> No.15540187

>>15540166
Theres practically no good drider art at all, and I cant draw, so im constantly in the /tg/ drawthreads asking for more Drider edits of spidergirls. When I manage to get some more done up, I'll post them here.

>> No.15540193
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>>15540187
Thank you anon, you're a man of good taste and kind heart.

>> No.15540196

Remember the webm with cosplay from last thread? These seem to be the girls from it.
http://imgur.com/a/lsLIs

>inb4 boohoo 3D / chicks are ugly
Whatever, someone might be interested.

>> No.15540208

>>15540196
Dibs on the Sphinx. When 2017 hits, she'll turn, right?

>> No.15540211

>>15540161
Implying t-that I followed some links from /hbg/ to /x/ to /bizarro-x/ to this /bizarro-hbg/? That's crazy, fellow humanboy!

Gee, I sure do like tiddies and stuff!

>> No.15540215

>>15538472
Eh? Why is my name on the bottom left book?

I'm legitimately giddy that I'm referenced on a piece drawn by Loen aaaaaah

>> No.15540220

>>15538472
>Shitposting A Guide By Alp
Hey fuck you I'm known for my Stinkypedes, not for shitposting.

>> No.15540224

>>15540215
You have a pet shill, apparently.
I know I do too, but he apparently wasn't on the ball this time.
You shit.

>> No.15540230

>>15540143
I wouldn't rape her

>> No.15540234

>>15540220
As a man who knows of you for your shitposting and has never heard of any stinkypede fics from you, I offer myself as counterevidence.

>> No.15540244

>>15540234
The mere fact that the word stinkypede exists is my fault, anon.

>> No.15540245

>>15540208
If you bring and ritualistically snu-snu her in front of one of the portals Binding-of-Isaac style.

>> No.15540246

>>15540230
But how else will she learn, anon?
Furthermore
> implying it's logically possible to rape monstergirls

>> No.15540250

>>15540196
Wouldn't call them ugly, just average. Not to say I wouldn't do them if they roleplayed though.

>> No.15540259

>>15540211
WE HAVE A BREACH. PANIC

>> No.15540261

>>15540224
>pet shill
Clearly a misled soul.

>> No.15540263

>>15540259
Hey, 2017 is getting closer. A little interference is to be expected.

>> No.15540268

>>15540246
by teasing her

>> No.15540275

>>15540250
Willingness to roleplay rapist Japanese sexmonsters has gotta be worth at least +2/10

>> No.15540283

>>15540246
>> implying it's logically possible to rape monstergirls
you say that know but what happens when your wife is raped

>> No.15540299

>>15540283
I knew I should have put the word "single" in there, but I lived in hope that no-one would be sufficiently pedantic to object.

What a fool I have been.

>> No.15540301

Reading the spoopy stories of a search and rescue officer for the US forest before going to bed was not a good idea, give me a sweet monster girl to have sweet dreams.

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>>15540301
What's this, a frightened lad?
Oh, there's no reason to be sad!
Soon his load he'll blow,
And his room in UV will glow!

>> No.15540320

I like skeletons though I wonder if they need a wight like transformation

>> No.15540326

>>15540320
Skeletons transform into what? Pinwheel?

>> No.15540338

>>15538472
>so many blank spines on those books
Why no fill some up? Add stuff like Spider & The Fly, Aviators, A Winter in Yetinburg, The Complete MGC Greentexts, etc.

>> No.15540339

>>15540275
Exactly. I'd rather have an average girl willing to do stuff like that than a slightly above average prude.

>> No.15540375

>>15538472
What monster would read which book?

>> No.15540377

>>15540320
I like zombies, and I like wights, but I don't like the wight-zombie transformation.

If mai waifu is a cute, low-maintenance, simple, moe-clumsy monstergirl who I can just get comfy with as she snuggles up for ~waaaaarm~, I'd frankly be rather pissed off if I dicked her one time too many and she 'Zombie grew to Lv.16! Zombie is evolving!' into an aristocratic necro-countessa with a flawless classical education and perfect hand-eye co-ordination who keeps insisting that "Zis dwelling is a little sparse, mon cherie? Let us move into ze mansion on ze hill, yes? Ve shall have such elegant soiree ven ve have ze space; oh, it vill be so vonderful!"

FUCK OFF I JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH ZOMBIE-CHAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15540381

>>15540375
You know EXACTLY which one the Cheshires will read.

>> No.15540388

>>15540326
skelecopters.

>> No.15540397

>>15540388
Only a Lich would use Skeletons to build such contraptions.

>> No.15540400

>>15540375
Cheshire's will read alps shit, I don't really read so i cant really say

>> No.15540418

>>15540326
>Pinwheel
>First heard this name ages before I actually got to the boss
>Stage was the catacombs, lowest area full of the eternal hellspawn known as Wheelskeletons
>Thought that "Pinwheel", boss of this area, would be some kind of giant, super-wheelskeleton
>Get hyped
>Freaky 3-faced wizard thingy that's the easiest fight in the game bar none
Disappointment does not even begin to describe my feelings.

>> No.15540432

What happens if your turn down a wight's confession and instead date her zombie sister?

>> No.15540437

>>15540432
Wight seals her crypt and won't come out.

>> No.15540440

>>15540326
SKELETON WARRIORS
DA DA DA DA DA DA

>> No.15540448

>>15540437
i want to heal her heart

>> No.15540451

>>15540338
>A Winter in Yetinburg
Someone remembers this? I'm actually surprised.

>> No.15540452

>>15540311
Gonna see if an alp can still rhyme after I eat one of these

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sticky_Mushroom

And then jizz in her mouth

>> No.15540453

>>15540448
>Wight pushes her heart out through the mail slot
>"Keep it, I have no use for it anymore!"

>> No.15540458

>>15540224
>tfw wasn't there for my own very bestest wrightphag mastah

>> No.15540459

Shenron-ryu wants you to make a wish

>> No.15540464
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>>15540301
Sweet dreams

>> No.15540466

>>15540224
Do you mean one of those staker anons?

>> No.15540470

>>15540459
I wish for her to break the ice that's blocking me access to Dr. Wheelo's lab!

>> No.15540471

>>15540459
I wish the writers here where more competant

>> No.15540472

>>15540451
Well I'm just a silly fanboy. Other stories that should be put on those shelves are
>A Tiger is NOT a Valid Option: The Illusion of Choice
>Spaceworm
>A Man Named Marcus

>> No.15540474

>>15540453
maybe I can push love letters through the slot

>> No.15540476

>>15540472
You make that first one sound like a propaganda book.

>> No.15540477

>>15540459
I wish I had the money to commission art

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>>15540464
>you will never have an Apophis stalker whisper a spell into your ear, giving you sleep paralysis while she rides you raw until she's finished

>> No.15540479

>>15540476
Well if I have to suffer, then so does Nyanners.

>> No.15540480

>>15540479
Fair enough.

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>>15540480
It's not fair at all, but I didn't get a choice now did I?

>> No.15540486

>>15540484
Stop being a drama queen alpie.

>> No.15540492

>>15539642
You can always rely on Wood Elves for good quality animal pelts.

Just got to be careful they don't mistake you for an animal and try to take your pelt.

>> No.15540495

>>15540486
Other people are upset about it too you know. Like, like Bill. You don't know him though, he lives in Canada.

>> No.15540497

What happens when you take a wood elf to the city?

>> No.15540499

>>15540497
Ever seen George of the Jungle?

>> No.15540502

>>15540495
But I live in canada.

>> No.15540504

>>15540497
why not take the whole tribe to the city?

>> No.15540506

>No vampire addicted to chicken keivs

>> No.15540508

>>15540502
I meant French Canada.

>> No.15540509

>>15540338
He's saving those for some more fun like authors or stories just like that. Some other stuff referring to the universe could be cool too.

>The Complete History of the Contact War: Volume I
>Sane Among the Insane: A Traveler's Guide to Con Carroll
>Bylaws of Cohabitation IV: Duels and Rights of Courtship
>Early Magitech of the Coalition States
>Last of My Kind and 100 Other Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Work on Earth Men!
>Tales of the Dead War
>Tar King: A Biography
>Yandere: The Great Epidemic of Our Time

>> No.15540513

No salamander to enjoy videogames with

>> No.15540514

>>15540508
Fuck Quebec!

>> No.15540516

>>15540514
There's no Canada like French Canada, it's ze best Canada in ze land~

>> No.15540527

Big imotous, Yes or no?

>> No.15540530

>>15540509
>Cursed swords and you: dealing with attachments
>Wear, Tear, rust: complete guide to living armour maintenance.
>Lecastie: the true inside story
>The corruptionist cookbook

>> No.15540539

>>15540527
Tall Jinko imouto and small Hobgoblin onee-san. That's the dream right there.

>> No.15540543

>>15540509
>Last of My Kind and 100 Other Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Work on Earth Men!
She's right.
I remember the dodo-girl greentexts.

>> No.15540578

>>15540539
Does the hobgoblin 'ara ara' whenever she sees you wrestling with the imotou?

>> No.15540590

>>15540543
It's not a best seller for nothing.

>tfw no monstergirl with a visa fresh outta the gate who tries to pick you up by fumbling cheesy lines in broken english

Oh, and the accent. Don't get me started on the sexy accent. I couldn't resist.

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15540597

All right you late night/early morning fucks.

Which monster girl would be most useful to you, as an assistant in your current profession?

>> No.15540602

>>15540597
Kiki. I don't need somebody to cook or clean but I could use somebody to help get my shit together. Or a dragon sugar momma. I could do with either.

>> No.15540616

>>15540602
Neet or student? Dragon sugar momma seems ideal.

>> No.15540626

>>15540616
Job hunting and studying for a new license. I guess that falls under NEET. Not that I like being one.

>> No.15540630

>>15540597
Golem.
Probably scans stuff faster than most computers do.

A familiar would be good too for the long drives when I need to talk about something to stay sane

>> No.15540631

>>15538893
>no cheekrubs
>no handholding
>yes hugging
Not as good as the last one, but good enough for me.

>> No.15540637

>>15540377
Then you shouldn't have fucked her in to a frenchie, faggot.
>Not having a reclusive wight who shunns her kind's hueg mansions

>> No.15540641

>>15540597
> toxicologist
Bubble slime it is.
And I'm OK with this.

>> No.15540642

>>15540637
Genki ones who still moan "Waaaarm" when they hug you are best.

>> No.15540648

>>15540642
>Genki
I rather a raid back one who still moans waaarm when she hugs you

>> No.15540650

>>15540648
So a lazy oneesan who just wants to cuddle on the couch?

Would sex hair be present?

>> No.15540653
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I need more monsters carrying flags

>> No.15540670

>>15540650
It would be hard for it to not be pleasant. Some nights I wonder if she isn't part Kejourou.
>Spend hours in the shower/bath with hot water, washing and combing through her perfect hair
>The sex immediately after while he body is still warm is one of her favorites

>> No.15540689

>>15540653
Yetis parading around in maple leaf flags to the tune of Hockey Night in Canada

>> No.15540691

>>15540670
That sounds lovely.
Top heavy, rest heavy, or hip heavy?

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>>15540689
A yeti woman would be my perfect wife.

>> No.15540696

>>15540691
All of the above. Hourglass best body shape.

>> No.15540720

>>15540597
A Lich would be pretty helpful, but I'm doing fine on my own.

>> No.15540727

>>15540696
Finally, someone who speaks sense.

>> No.15540767

>>15540509
Someone should find that acronymic faggot IRL and handcuff him to a writing desk in an empty cabin in the woods.

>> No.15540788
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15540788

(Meows in Egyptian Hieroglyphs)

>> No.15540790

>>15540695
I want the kind of yeti who will check someone flat on their back and hug them after her goal

>> No.15540818

>>15540788
Sorry, I'm just not interested in worshiping you.

I can get you a saucer of milk if you'd like that though.

>> No.15540828

>>15540116
THICC

>> No.15540833

>>15540196
The tall one's got shovel face but the other one is kind of cute. I'd destroy them both regardless.

>> No.15540840

>>15540377
>wight wife forcing you to be social
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FAGGOT!

>> No.15540871

>>15540788
Is she asking me to rub her ears and scratch her butt? Because that's what I'm understanding.

>> No.15540878

>>15540871
Pat the Goddess Anon.

>> No.15540882

>>15540833
>I'd destroy them both regardless.
Have mercy on them your Evilness.

>> No.15540883
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15540883

Tsundere, angry kikimoras.

>> No.15540885

>>15540878
Sure thing. Her wish is my command after all. What part of her body does she want rubbed?

>> No.15540893

>>15540883
>mixing shittiest archetype with best girl
WANNA DIE FAGGGOT!?

>> No.15540909

>>15540882
Nope, it's the neck brace and wheelchair for them, respectively.

>> No.15540927

>>15540893
A shog would never be tsundere

>> No.15540932

>>15540893
The way I see it, you could get all kinds of personalities in each type of girl
>there's probably a Titania who drinks, swears and is a complete lech.

>> No.15540934

>>15540883
He didn't post yandere.

>> No.15540936

>>15540893
Tsuderes are good, anon.

>> No.15540961

>>15540932
I like that.

>>15540936
>after they lose the tsun
Ergo, not good.

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Coming up with previous Demon Lords for a setting is a bit more of a handful than I thought it would be, but it was easier after cutting the number down and being lighthearted/comical with three of them.
With a basic idea for now, I should probably go back to working on Lani's profile, even if it will still be shit in the end.


Also, whatever happened to that drawfag who said he might possibly do my request in a month or so? Was he eaten by a Grue? I don't think I even know which one it was who agreed to it, now that I think about it.

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>>15540961
>>after they lose the tsun
>implying
Protip: Dragons are the best tsuns 'cause they'll smoke you while they're embarassedly cuddling you.

>> No.15540997

>>15540982
I see you're still world building.
Awesome, I love some world building.

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>>15540788

Cats need to be dicked on sight. They make me go into breeding overdrive.

>> No.15541013

>>15540988
>tsun
>I like you, but I hate you, but I want you around, GET AWAY FROM ME BAKA!!
I bet you date 3D you stupid nigger.

>> No.15541019

>>15541009
I'll take the one on the right.

>> No.15541026

>>15540653
What flag would each monster carry?

>> No.15541030

>>15541013
Tsun == #1 best
Exhibit A
http://pastebin.com/1Bchznap

>> No.15541047

>>15540997
It isn't very good world building, however, in my opinion. But as a self-deprecating fuck nothing I do is considered good to me.

Anyway I mostly used my original ideas for the first bunch, and then used the ideas I got from here for the rest. Meaning that yes, there was a stupid as shit DL who punched things REALLY HARD, a Gold Dragon who took the position because he was a greedy fuck and was later killed and eaten by a Mercury Dragon, a Demi-Lich who has all but its skull replaced with magic items and materials, emporer Bowie, and a heavily bipolar girl who entered a blood frezy whenever her dress got firty.
Not the best ideas, but they'll work better thaan what I can come up with.

>> No.15541049

>>15541030
Dragons are cute no matter what type of dere they are. They trully are the "rulers of earth".

>> No.15541053

>>15541013
>not liking tsundere
>hasn't read My Balls
Oh shit nigga what are you doing

>> No.15541069

>>15541049
Prostating before a Dragon and having her go all
>Of course you would bow before me, you peasant! Lick my toes like the worm that you are! Ahahahaha!
must be the best thing in the world.

>>15541053
Even Louise honestly did nothing wrong, faggot MC tried to NTR her all the time.

>> No.15541087

>>15541069
Don't get me wrong, I fucking love dragons, but if one called me a worm when I'm just trying to make her happy I would be pretty sad. Hopefully she notices and apologizes, saying that I'm worth way more than that.

>> No.15541089

>lose automatically when I pull up the mandragora in MGQ

You've got to be shitting me with this.

>> No.15541109

>>15541089
git gud

>> No.15541122

>>15541047
>all those spelling errots
Whelp, now I'm mad.

Anyway, has a Lilim who does mainly Space related magic been done already? I want to know if I should get annoyed over being beaten to the punch yet again.

>> No.15541136

>>15541122
>spelling errots

Heh.

>> No.15541150

>>15541047
You're still trying to world build, even if it doesn't turn out well this time around. That already puts you above many of the writefags in my opinion.

Just look at Lanternon, his world building isn't actually that great when you think about it Medieval to modern technology in less than 20 years? That's ridiculous. But his characters and the setting still sell it rather well.

>> No.15541217

>>15541047
Protip, build the skeleton of the history, then detail it later as needed. Don't fuss over the characters and gimmicks so much.

I mean, how much does somebody like Edward the Longshanks mean in the everyday culture of today? He was a very key figure in English history but you could go your whole life without mentioning him unless you were a Scott.

>> No.15541220
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15541220

Good morning

>> No.15541222

>>15541220
Morning, you

>> No.15541225

>>15541150
My setting will also have a rather large jump ahead in certain areas of tech at one point, as well as things borderlining magitek. This has an explanation, but I won't say what it is.

As for the characters and setting, I doubt they'd really sell. Hell, I'm half expecting for everyone to like the villains more than the protags.
Also I think everyone might either love the current DL's husband in the setting, or hate him for being what can only be described as "The most 'Dad' dad ever".

>> No.15541226

>>15541220
It's already 12 you lazy Anon.

>> No.15541231

>>15541217
This is correct. Not only do you not need any more than a skeleton, it's sometimes actively harmful. Because if you commit yourself to a certain worldbuild and then later on find it clashes with a plot point you want to introduce; well, then you're fucked, aren't you?
Whereas if you hadn't worldbuilt so autisticly you can just slot in whatever fantasy geographic / historic element you need.

>> No.15541244

>>15541122
> space related magic Lilim

I assume you mean Tardis-style we wuz pocket dimensions 'n' sheet, in which case no, although Queen of Hearts is ruler of a pocket dimension, so maybe that's something.

>> No.15541263

>>15541231
As much as I like starting off with a skeleton, it just feels so ass-pulled to make things up to fit the plot as it goes.
I like to at least build upon said skeleton beforehand a little bit.

>> No.15541279

>>15541263
> it just feels so ass-pulled to make things up to fit the plot as it goes

Well, that's how I do it. I literally start writing fics without knowing myself how they'll end. I just go wherever seems organic.
It's worked OK so far. I'll never write a 100-chapter epic this way, but at the same time, I don't really want to.

>> No.15541287

>>15541244
Pocket dimensions, increasing space between her and raging berserker paladins so they never reach her, casually teleporting behind her sisters without making a noise and standing behind them while holding embarrassing childhood photos of them as they try to act tough in front of someone else, etc.
I considered dimension hopping, but I'm not entirely sure on that.

>> No.15541289

>>15541263
The guy is talking about how you're overdoing the gimmick shit. Like "There was a demon lord once that punched so hard bro!" How is that ever going to be relevant? Are they going to come upon some huge cratered wasteland and tell the legend of how it got to be that way? Are they going to meet up with the "demon nuns of the order of the sacred ass beating" who pass down her ancient techniques? Don't lock anything in until you need it. Defining the key events in history is much more important than people anyway.

>> No.15541292

>>15541287
Are you trying to parody an awful random teehee sue lilim on purpose?

>> No.15541303

>>15541287
I'm afraid >>15541292 is right, anon.
Leave the "lol le ebin teleport prankster XD" stuff to Cheshires, they're better at it.

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>>15541226
Don't bully, some of us like long beauty sleeps.

>> No.15541319

>>15541289
>Are they going to meet up with the "demon nuns of the order of the sacred ass beating" who pass down her ancient techniques?
That sounds fucking badass
>You'll never be a muscle wizard whose most accomplished arcane art is the casting of fist
>You'll never hear of a band of evildoer cultists who are training innocent villagers in the ways of the ass beating
>You'll never immediately punch your way through a portal into their base of operations
>You'll never engage in a six day brawl of fisticuffs, only to rest on the seventh day with the entire order having turned themselves into your harem
>You'll never be inaugurated as their patron saint.
>You'll never take the cult and tit it to helping the common man and punching things like the concept of poverty

>> No.15541323

>>15539778
>>15539783
I can't access the image, but is it a lactating MGE Demon by chance? Because that's some I requested on /a/'s drawthreads.

>> No.15541326

>>15541292
I intend her to be playful and mischievous, but not "LUL, SO RANDUMB". Were you thinking of another Lilim or something?

>>15541289
Calm down there, mate. There's nothing wrong with working on the lore, especially if you plan on having things at least mentioned at some point in the story.

>> No.15541330

>>15540017
You saw Latenights MonGirl album I assume?

>> No.15541336

>>15541292
Lilim-sonas who act like 14-year-old kids is possibly the cancer of these threads that I most wish would die.

They're the fucking daemon arch-princes of notHell in MGE lore; the canon ones, Druella and QoH, break nations for breakfast and serve as absolute monarch of their own private universe respectively.

Lilims are the last boss of your epic saga, not the goofy comic-relief character who's always causing japes.

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Quick, take this!

>> No.15541347

>>15541330
Latenight really made me appreciate mindflayer's design more.

>>15541315
If you sleep too much you might become one with your bed.

>> No.15541350

>>15541347
What if I sleep on top of a big Monster Girl?

>> No.15541353

>>15541326
>I intend her to be playful and mischievous, but not "LUL, SO RANDUMB". Were you thinking of another Lilim or something?
Your description was full randumb, friend. You should go look over it carefully again. But mostly this. >>15541336

Mischievous god-level creature is just a terrible thing to write unless you go full dickwad. If you try to make them cute and funny you're fighting an unwinnable war. Loki or Coyote is not a bad model to use for a proper trickster.

>> No.15541358

>>15541343
What do I do with it? It's really sweaty. Does it need a bath?

>> No.15541360

>>15541358
Try putting it in your lap and kissing it

>> No.15541362

>>15541353
Oh, and Puck of course.

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>>15541362
Greetings!

>> No.15541384

>>15541350
Well, if she takes care of you the I guess it's okay.

Or is she lazy like you?

>> No.15541391

>>15541336
>Druella and QoH, break nations for breakfast and serve as absolute monarch of their own private universe respectively.
This rustles too many jimmies so we're better off with 14-year-olds most of the time.

>> No.15541395

>>15541362
Puck? The only Puck I can think of isn't really a trickster

>> No.15541398

>>15541395
Nevermind, I was thinking Pug

>> No.15541402

>>15541343
Does it come with better artwork?

Or should I be satisfied with her coming at all.

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>>15541391
>This rustles too many jimmies

This is a fair point, although I think it only rustles jimmies because with the canon ones KC refuses to even acknowledge the possibility that some people might see nation- and mind-breaking as partially bad things.

If you write it in a "Sure, it's evil, but evil is sexy" way, then nobody would bat an eye.
It's only the Jap's 100% insistence that "Druella a gud girl she din du nuffin" that causes murmurs of discontent.

>> No.15541406

>>15541391
His point is valid. Using a lilim is just a step below having capital-G God show up in the flesh. They're better off as distant figures or forces of nature unless you're putting in one at secret boss after the final boss tier.

Reducing that to goofy children is just a waste when there are a hundred other species that would slot in just as well. In fact we have a succubus with the eternal mind of a child. Take the Imp off the bench coach, she's ready to play!

>> No.15541410

>>15541353
>playful, Mischievous
>full randumb
She's not some chaotic neutral like Hisao Necktie or turninf into a horse, getting pregnant, and birthing a six legged steed for Odin.
Being playful isn't even her main thing, yet she's somehow flanderized into a Cheshire!Lilim already.

Her biggest thing is that she likes exploration, and seeing wonderous sights around the world. Teasing and pranking is something she also likes to do

>> No.15541420

>>15541410
I don't know why you are riding this concept's cock so much. No one likes a trickster/prankster. They are literal cancer and need to be shot on sight.

>> No.15541436

I'm going to form a Demons of Chaos cult
Our goal will be to fill the lands with the Old Ones' minions and the best way to do this is by marrying a Mindflayer, a Shoggoth or a Wendigo and making her pregnant multiple times

Does anyone want to join?

>> No.15541437

>>15540017
Ghoul and Lamias

>> No.15541440

>>15541410
exploration, and seeing wonderous sights around the world.
>another Mari clone at best

And the randumb is from the examples you gave.
>Teasing and pranking is something she also likes to do
>increasing space between her and raging berserker paladins so they never reach her
>casually teleporting behind her sisters without making a noise and standing behind them while holding embarrassing childhood photos of them as they try to act tough in front of someone else
Full on typical randumb lilim.

You sound like you're a new guy so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here. This is what every new kid on the block thinks will make an interesting lilim. Not one of them has been. Actually, this is like the female writer version of coldsteel the hedgehog. Ultrapowerful prankster princess with a heart of gold and a sense of innocence and wonder. You can just run down the checklist there across all sorts of genres.

I know it might be hard to hear that not only is it not a new idea, it's not a good one either. But that's the reception you'll get. I'd think about that for awhile before burning a lot of effort on writing her into anything. But ultimately it's your choice. Just trying to make sure you're not surprised at the end.

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>>15541410
>She's not some chaotic neutral like Hisao Necktie or turninf into a horse, getting pregnant, and birthing a six legged steed for Odin.

If she WAS doing that at least it'd be original.
Your "carefree free spirit who thinks her sisters are too stuffy" thing is literally the exact same as ELH's lilim sue and Mari's lilim sue.

The furrow has already been ploughed, and it was shit both of the last two times.
You wanted advice? The advice is to not write her like this.

>> No.15541453

>>15541405
But Druella really did nothing wrong

>> No.15541457

>>15541323
something I*
Only an hour later I realize my error. But still, it Sate's still around I can't wait to see the colored version of that milky blueberry.

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>>15541453
~ Hello darkness, my old friend ~

>> No.15541466

I want a dour, gloomy lilim that studies magic in her tower!

She'd have lots of golem minions and spy on me without me knowing

>> No.15541472

>>15541437

You have good taste. Ghoul is my favorite undead and all the lamia variants are really good. I hope he redraws the vanilla lamia eventually, I love her design, but her art is dated.

>> No.15541477

>>15541436
Dibs on the shog

>> No.15541479

>>15541466
Anon, you can't just swap the words lich and skeletons with words like lilim and golems. They don't mean the same thing!

>> No.15541482

>>15541225
Back to the lanternon thing, most people seem to relate to the villain of the first story more than the MC. The lich was only trying to get revenge for his human girlfriend bullied into suicide by monsters and hopes to revive her, while MC was just some idealist who hadn't been slapped with reality just yet and now probably won't.

Just think about their motivations and you'll do fine.

>> No.15541483

>>15540017
Kikimoras, in terms of personality.

Also fond of Oomukade, Holstaur, and Werebats

>> No.15541501

>>15541436
I want to make a Mindflayer cry by showing her with my brain that I don't actually love her and that I'm only with her for her womb! Imagine her face when she enters me but instead of "I love you I love you" she reads "breed breed breed"

>> No.15541510

>>15541436
> Wendigo is Old Ones faction

Did this happen? When?

>> No.15541511
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>Human Boy Rights

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>>15540017
>What are everyone else's favorites?

>> No.15541513

>>15541501
>instead of "I love you I love you" she reads "breed breed breed"
To monstergirls, those are synonyms.

>> No.15541520

>>15541447
You know more about my character than even I, it seems. She's exactly like Illasa and Mari, regardless of what I say. I mean, it's not like she was meant to be a Lilim version of Bartz, or anything. Heavens no! She has to be an Illasa/Mari clone or some super-duper Yahweh-tier god in physical form incapable of having a personality or inner-child.

Really, think of her as you wish, either way.
I'll still work on her in the way I wish to regardless of your claims of
>unorginality
>Mari/Ill-Ass-a clone
>Coldsteel the Lilim
>etc
Really, was my stupid little thing the only thing around for you to nit-pick about ?

>> No.15541521

>>15541501
She'll make you love her using her womb then

>>15541510
KC confirmed it in the make-of Wendigo
The way Wendigo's profile is written is very similar to the other 2, so it wasn't obvious but the truth was out there all along

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>>15541512
Ghoul and lamia guy here. These are my specifics.

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>>15541512
6 months on from making this, my love still runs true for all of them.

As for your picks: you seem to have 4 high-est ara-ara classy ladies... and then arch-tomboy Amazoness. What's up with that?

>> No.15541527

>>15541510
I thought the Old Ones were supposed to be in the deep ocean in MGE as well?

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>>15541511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLucCUG4i0

>> No.15541530

>>15541479
Exactly!
That's why she'd learn magic other than necromancy and spend her days building golems!

She'd wear comfy robes, have glasses to read, and have disheveled hair!

>> No.15541531

>>15541526
>What's up with that?
Reverse roles and femdom.

>> No.15541533

>>15540017
Crow Tengu.

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>>15541520
>You know more about my character than even I, it seems.
Well... you're the writer, and I'm the reader, and so if you're trying to get feedback on what your character seems like, then YES, I actually DO know more about it than you.

Hell, anon, I'm not trying to trick you or make your story worse out of malice or anything, here. It's just that in my opinion, your character as you have presented her in this thread is derivative and annoying.

Maybe you'll pull a rabbit out of a hat and write her as greatest of all time girl, I dunno.
All I'm telling you is that, as someone looking at your idea from the outside, it does not look like a good idea.
Use that information or don't, it's your writing time.

>> No.15541540

>>15541520
>being this defensive in the face of honest and frank criticism
Not even the guy you responded to, but this does not bode well. I hope you take criticism of your actual story better when you post it.

>> No.15541544

>>15541540
Eh, he's not going full blown sarcasm or aggression like Alp or Historiananon did.

>> No.15541549

>>15541544
True, but "Not literally Hitler" isn't exactly a high bar to clear

>> No.15541550

>>15541544
That post is exactly as sarcastic as the ones Alp used to give. Same sort of structure too.

>Please please tell me what you think!
>Oh, that's not what I wanted to hear at all
>Okay, since it's not praise, it's not real

>> No.15541553

>>15540017
>>15541512
>Want to update my top 10
>There's no full good full colour kakuen fan art
Suffering.

>> No.15541558

>>15541520
Not him, but Lilims are meant to be almost gods when you look at the canon. Having an ineffectual silly one just feels wrong. I made one that way once and find it cringey looking back.

>> No.15541561

>>15541553
There is.
But as I'm looking at it, it's so 360-degree NSFW I can't even work out how SFW edit it as a tease

>> No.15541562

>>15541558
To be fair there's at least 100 of them. There's plenty of gods in mythology who dick around and do silly stuff so it's not hard to imagine there's a few Lilims like that.

>> No.15541566

>>15541558
They're literally the daughters of a demon who acended to goddess. They stand head and shoulders above every rank and file monstergirl in terms of ability.

>> No.15541567

>>15541561
The hotspring one? That's the only one I can think of unless you include the gangbang shit.

>> No.15541568

>>15541550
Alp just disregards criticism when its given and Historianon likes to get overly dramatic and blow things way out of proportion. So far Chowder (I'm assuming this is him) Is being alright about it. But then, the argument is young.

>> No.15541570

>>15541453
Reminder that Lescatie never happened

>> No.15541573

>>15541568
>Alp just disregards criticism
That's what I said. He would get something negative and then go. "Nah, that ain't so."

>> No.15541576

>>15541562
>To be fair there's at least 100 of them.
Was that ever made canon? I thought it was just KC sorta saying "Who knows, maybe I'll make 100 of them one day"

>>15541567
It is indeed that shit to which I was referring.
Not usually a fan, but that one I don't hate

>> No.15541579
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15541579

Look out, a Salamander has ambushed your camp! What will you do?

>> No.15541580

>>15541568
The Padawan indeed has much to learn before he can join the illustrious ranks of the shitposting writefag high council

>> No.15541582

>>15541570
You know, I think MGE would probably be a better place without Fallen Maidens and some large chunks of World Guide 1. There would be less disconnect between the hugbox and the bad shit that goes down in the background.

>> No.15541587

>>15541579

Use my ultimate weapon that I prepared just for this moment!

A bucket of water!

>> No.15541591

>>15541580
>Alp and Historianon
>high ranking shitters
They have much to learn before they join the ranks of Sukeru Ikeda. Fizzshire and Bob.

>> No.15541592

>>15541579
>filename
We have to get back to the future Marty, back to 2016!

>> No.15541598

>>15541579
Offer her my body in exchange for letting me go safely later.

>> No.15541600

>>15541579
Did Alp's drawing skills improve a little?

>> No.15541601

>>15541150

There was closer to a two hundred year gap between the annulment of the Edict of Serendipity and the current stories. Now, is technological advancement in the story significantly faster than in real life? Absolutely. They have technomages, after all. That, and being able to bend the laws of physics does wonders for your understanding of them.

I really should get back to my paladin story, thinking about it. It's just that the archmage will happily interact with monstergirls, which were kind of my reason for getting into all of this.

>> No.15541603

>>15541601
Hey Lanternon, do you still take writing commissions?

>> No.15541605

>>15541579
Fight

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>>15541582
I'm going to put on my cultural critique hat and say that: I think it's just that Japs have a completely different attitude to mind control than us baka gaijin.

For whitey, forcible brainwashing is the ultimate violation of the final, most precious FREEDOM! - taking away even your freedom of thought. Even if it's your kink, you recognize that it is your fetish in some ways because it is the ultimate outrage you can really commit on someone. You're not just raping their body any more: you're raping their gestalt, their personality, the thing that makes them, them.

Whereas for Japs it's just another fetish to add to the pile, no worse than raping somebody's trusty family umbrella

>> No.15541609

>>15541576
>Was that ever made canon?
It was in one of his Q&As, there's at least 100 in existence but only the first 10 or so will be relevant. So there's pretty much 90 Lilims running around doing things we can only guess.
>>15541576
>It is indeed that shit to which I was referring.
Thought it might be. Hard to use/crop when she has a dick in her mouth.

>> No.15541616

>>15541601
The collars are only like a generation old, and people still use swords. Plus the war where the collars were used is described with pure medieval tech.

You have to be retconning the timeline. Which is not a bad idea, exactly, but will take some work to fit everything back together.

>> No.15541618

>>15541609
>So there's pretty much 90 Lilims running around doing things we can only guess.

Given that the DL herself considers the most effective strategy to be staying put in the castle taking the D all day every day, I am not entirely convinced those other 90 actually do have to be be running around having adventures.

>> No.15541619

>>15541601
Hello, you.

You should get back to your paladin story, I'm missing your awesome dialogue, interesting world, and main character who seems to make slightly more sense than the last guy. I'm not entirely knocking Val, but there's only so much denial I can take before considering someone to be an idiot.

>> No.15541622

>>15541568
Frankly I'm not even really rustled in the jimmies over it. I just wanted to have some fun and overblow my actual reactions over things.
Really, she's just meant to be playful, adventerous, a bit of a blacksheeep among her sisters, and has a sweet tooth. So what if it's stupid or already done? Everything is stupid to SOMEONE, and everything is already done. So I just don't give a flying damn.

Also, really impressed you noticed it was me, Stalker-Kun.

>> No.15541627

Does PRW still visit the threads? I miss his stories.

>> No.15541630

>>15541627
There's a special place in hell for writefags who never finish a series. RIP spacewurm

>> No.15541632

>>15541622
>Stalker-Kun
Why do both you and Alp think I'm that guy?
You're both the easiest to read in the thread, Alp for very obvious reasons, and you because you mentioned this project in the past. Keep it up by the way, transitioning from comedy to a serious world might work out well for you.

>> No.15541634

>>15541616
An interesting note (and one that'll probably be gotten into in-story) is that guns are just a bad idea in a world with combat magic. There are an unfortunate number of spells that render guns into expensive pieces of wasted engineering, and only one heinously expensive one that does the same to swords.

Think of magic as someone trying to convince the world that things work differently than they do. It's easy to go "yeah, no, that guy with the gun is just missing." It's really damn hard to say "No no, that guy? No, he didn't have his head cut off right then." The paladins used medieval tech for reasons - some good, some purely tradition.

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>>15541622
> I was only pretending to be retarded

>> No.15541638

>>15541627
>>15541630
Am I the only one here who thought PRW was average at best? He was alright but the guy wasn't exactly Captain or Thunderbrother.

>> No.15541641

>>15541638
No, I agree. I just really, really liked spacewurm.

>> No.15541643

>>15541634
Interesting. I'd have thought that a gun with some kind of anti-magic bullets would reign supreme in your setting, especially since mamono refuse to kill.

>> No.15541646

>>15541638
I can't speak for writing ability since my taste is trash, but I did enjoy his work. Also daki demon. Fucking unf.

>> No.15541652

Can we officially declare Paundo a thread hero?

>> No.15541654

>>15541638
There are several writefags who imo just seem to have memed their way into the thread's good graces despite thorough mediocrity.

It's best not to dwell on it, because all that does is discourage you.

>> No.15541656

>>15541652
What?

>> No.15541657

>>15541652
Who

>> No.15541658

>>15541652
Literally who

>> No.15541659

>>15541634
>is that guns are just a bad idea in a world with combat magic
>suddenly remember that one screencap with the idea to shrink cannonballs and put a ring of magic-nullifier or something like that at the end of the barrel

shit son

>> No.15541660

>>15541656
>>15541657
>>15541658
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1090904

>> No.15541662

>>15541634
That doesn't account for the beyond primitive siege engines used then, the medieval construction of the defensive structures, and the total lack of infrastructure to support all the high tech stuff going on.

Even when the world was full of armored knights, Charles was more than happy to drag down some cannon to knock down walls. You may want an arming sword for hand to hand combat, but it makes no sense to use things like catapults when you have gunpowder. And in that case, it's just trading one projectile for another, so the spellcraft against it should be the same either way.

Plus you mention the monsters using bows in that war which wouldn't make any sense if projectiles are borked the whole way around from magic.

>> No.15541669

>>15541660
Ahhh, I knew the name sounded familiar. His art has come a long way.
>dat muscle Jinko, Manticore nursing tailjob, and Holstaur breastfeeding

>> No.15541671

>>15541660
He's a bit hit and miss but he's been making improvements lately. It's all been uphill since that Manticore image for his monster girl stuff.

>> No.15541674

>>15541654
Generally this. Look at Quicksilver or Nyanon.

>> No.15541679

>>15541660
> some fanarts
> it's OK, although facial structure often a bit iffy

We've got better, I don't see why we'd give HIM specifically a Triumphal March

>> No.15541682

>>15541634
I find it hard to believe that an assault rifle would lose to Gandalf while he's muttering some hocus pocus, and I'm not even /k/.

>> No.15541690

I bet cults in MGC are really fun.

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>>15541674
Oh god.
Just remember at the height of his popularity, when any mousegirl post would immediately be followed by 10 "Lol Nyanon will dick it" replies.
I don't even think his self-inflicted fall from grace was entirely deserved; but whether it was deserved or not, that meme shit fucking needed to stop.
What were we smoking?

>> No.15541704

>>15541698
We were all young and foolish once
It was the teenage years of /mgt/. Even though we haven't exactly been here long enough to hit the teens
It's been, what, three years since we've been on /jp/?

>> No.15541705

>>15541698
In all fairness, Nyanon's memetastic status wasn't his fault.

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>>15540017
>>15541553
Fuck it, after checking every possible site for Kakuen art I bit the bullet and went for the profile image. Now it's triggering my OCD by being the only one like that.

Jubjub is probably tied with Hobgoblin but have to limit it to 10 somehow.

>> No.15541717

>>15541682
What about the fact everybody has motor vehicles but nobody uses them for military transport, even in times of war or in rear supply? How about that everyone has cellphones but all important communication is still done through snail mail, even extremely time-sensitive information. Or how nobody has seemed to developed powered flight despite having fifty nanometer production microprocessors.

It's just bizarrely inconsistent. Which on one hand is good because technology certainly isn't a linear scale, and very few alternate world tech progression stories address that. On the other hand, them not using the technology they do have effectively doesn't make much sense.

>> No.15541720

>>15541704
It will be two years come september.

>> No.15541724

>All these people shitting on writefags
>Im just glad for any writing we can get
beggars cant be choosers

>> No.15541728

>>15541720
Oh! Huh!Our two year anniversary is coming up!Our birthday's coming up!

>> No.15541729

>>15541712
I feel somehow that Khepri doesn't fit the trend here.

You've got a bunch of powerful dom girls who'll punch / hex / poison rivals square in the clit if they even look like they'll make a move on you... and then harembug.

Tell me the secrets of your lusts, anon

>> No.15541734

>>15541632
I don't think I'll ever go full, 100% serious, but I'll do some serious things here and there.
Even if it doesn't work out I'll still try my ideas, regardless of how stupid they may be.

Even then, the Lani in my story differs a bit from the one whose profile I am working on: being notably more childish, loving chocolate above all else, and actually having one friend instead of zero.
I also have ideas for a character that has been around since the era of the first DL, refuses to listen to the current DL and does what she pleases(sometimes in ways that will trigger some of you), and looks like an odd amalgamation of dragon, vampire, and succubus: basically a Chimera of sorts.

>> No.15541742

>>15541724
Don't get me wrong, I have a massive boner for Lanternon in the gayest way possible, it's just that magic in his setting seems to take time to set up and can only be used by the elite or pacifist monsters, meanwhile a gun takes a second to shoot and can be used by anyone.

>> No.15541743
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How would your monster waifu make you blush?

>> No.15541745 [SPOILER] 
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15541745

You appear to have a shroom problem anon.

>> No.15541748

>>15541742
I don't think he was talking about that anon. Hell, most writefags wished they got people interested enough to discuss details and setting like that in their stories.

>> No.15541755

>>15541724
There's enough writefags that as readers we don't have to eat shit and like it. Wrongdoers can be justly shamed, because we're not reliant on any one author.

Bob was the prototype. Destroying him didn't just free us from HIS futa tyranny - it gave the thread its Sic Semper Tyrannis moment. Breathe it in, anons; that righteous smell of tits and freedom.

>> No.15541756

>>15541743
Praising me in public. Saying nice things about how great I am.

I'm really not used to praise. Self-confidence issues and all that

>> No.15541759

>>15541729
I can't resist an an army of cute brown girls who serve their master's every need and the thought of them lovingly watching as their sisters get pounded on the throne.

What can I say, I like a tiny bit of variation now and again.

>> No.15541773

>>15541634
Wait, so how did an outdated revolver kill a lich?

>Think of magic as someone trying to convince the world that things work differently than they do.
What if there's someone stubborn enough to go "nope, not real." When this shit is tried on them?

>> No.15541774

>>15541743
Wrap her tail around my waist and pull me in while spreading her wing across my back. Bonus points if it's in public and she says that I belong to her her.

>> No.15541779
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15541779

I need Dragons

Do you have Dragons?

>> No.15541781

>>15541779
Not right now
Come back later

>> No.15541783

>>15541779
Yes. I have a dragon, but she is mine.

>> No.15541787

>>15541743
Tease me a bit in public and tell other people I'm all hers.

>> No.15541793

>>15541743

Either one of these two or both
>>15541756
>>15541787

>> No.15541795
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15541795

Would you enter their territories in order to collect the resources needed to guarantee woo another MG you like?

Or would you try and woo that MG of your choice without it and risk losing them forever?

>> No.15541798

>>15541743
Turn me into a squid and walk around town with me attached to her

There is nothing more humiliating for a man than to go through forced transformation and enjoying it

>> No.15541799

>>15541773
He aid convince the world, not convince some one else. The world has a real limited capacity to go "nope"

>> No.15541801

>>15541779
I don't carry dragons, I carry Fop

>> No.15541804

>>15541743
Teasing me in public
Flirting with me in public
Affection in general

>> No.15541805

>>15541773
I think he's modelling it more off the old Death Gate system of Sartan magic which is based on possibility. I can paraphrase an example from there.

>Say I was in a room where a group of armed men were about to break in and murder me
>There's the possibility that none of them would notice me when they smashed down the door, or hear me walk past them and leave
>There's the possibility that the floor would collapse right as they stepped onto it
>There's the possibility that a rampaging dragon could crash through the window
>The more unlikely the possibility, the more magic it takes

>> No.15541811

>>15541743

Any kind of praise, really.

>> No.15541814

>>15541801
I don't want Fop, god damn it. I'm a Dapper Dan man!

>> No.15541815

>>15541779
Fresh out of dragons, but I got wyverns up to me ears. No one ever wants those.

>> No.15541822

>>15541795
Is this resource flammable? Because fire will do a real good job of clearing out an enchanted forest.

>> No.15541823

>>15541662

Projectiles in general aren't necessarily easy to counter. Guns really do get the worst treatment from magic. When they develop lasers they'll find out that they get the even worse end of the stick.

>>15541717
It's true, the world hasn't advanced in the same directions ours has. Their space program is effectively Pre-Apollo series, for instance. The bigger issue is culture. We joke that our grandparents are barely keeping pace, but for those in this setting everything is even worse. Computers didn't exist when grandma was a kid, and now children have phones. They're keeping up as best they can.

>>15541773
As Val's mage friend pointed out, it was all about preparation. Mages on a battlefield prepare for projectiles. A lone mage with a lone melee fighter doesn't.

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>>15541743
Slime waifus are cute, but they are... kinda dumb.

I can just imagine her butting into a conversation I'm having with someone, and just blurting out "Husband, come ooooon~ it's lunchtime, and you didn't creampie me much at breakfast so my mouth is really really hungry for your pyuu-pyuu-pyuu!"

My fucking face

>> No.15541833

>>15541832
>Not data transferring your Slime
It's your fault

>> No.15541836

>>15541833
I don't even know what that means, let alone how to do it.

>> No.15541837

>>15541832
Nureonago, dark and queen slime are pretty intelligent I think.

>> No.15541838

>>15541832
>making slime waifu wait for pyuu-pyuu
>>15541833 is right. It's your own fucking fault.

>> No.15541842

>>15541823
>Guns really do get the worst treatment from magic.
Why, or rather how, exactly? Have you gone into this in any story?

>> No.15541849

>>15541823
>Projectiles in general aren't necessarily easy to counter. Guns really do get the worst treatment from magic. When they develop lasers they'll find out that they get the even worse end of the stick.

But the question is why? What's the mechanism that fits into everything else? And why do they pursue technology so doggedly when deprived of a great deal of the advantages of each advance.

Like in real life, computers were developed to compute trajectories of missiles. Computer used to actually be a job, held by people, who did nothing but solve a whole lot of math. This continued up all the way into the Mercury program. Without the need to solve such long and complex mathematical formulai on an absurdly fast and consistent basis, computers would have remained regular old TO3 style complex switches if they were made at all. Those type of needs and drivers really don't seem to exist in that world.

If you're still hashing it all out, it's cool. I'm just not seeing how it works without maybe some divine external influence or something, some set of unnatural laws that are artificially gimping certain things. Because raw magic-wise you would think it would be no more difficult to stop a super flammable substance like gunpowder from being able to burn than to set a flammable substance on fire. And if that was the case, all those wooden trebs and bows would be just as useless as firearms. But they're obviously not. So we circle back to why.

>> No.15541850

>>15541842
Not yet. It's probably just a matter of time before one of the two remaining protagonists goes into it. The characters don't idly exposit on their world anymore than you or I do.

Though, come to think about it, I do a weird amount of that.

>> No.15541854

>>15539032
Forgive me for replying to a long ago post, but what?
I didn't ask for any thing

>> No.15541855

>>15541842
This. I'm interested in how mages are able to block bullets but not swords.

>> No.15541856

>>15541748
It would be nice if people discussed my stuff as much as YBA's stories. Ahh, to be a not shit writer.

>> No.15541858

>>15541837
I actually prefer the low tier ones on balance 'cos their simplicity is moe.
But, as in IRL, while dumb bimbos are fun, they do have their downsides.

>> No.15541860

>>15541856
I would like the same, thought it happens occasionally.

>> No.15541861

>>15541849
This is a good question. Lucas in the first story didn't want to be a mage at first because he claimed magic is doing the same old shit and isn't advancing anyone.
But if tech is so gimped when magic is around then why bother?

>> No.15541862

>>15541850
>The characters don't idly exposit on their world anymore than you or I do.
Shit, nigga! That's some smug passive aggression just to dodge a question.

Why do guns get the shaft? It can't be the impacting object that's nullified since bows and swords still work, so it has to be combustion that drives it. Do these spells also cause [whatever] to happen with campfires, too? What is [whatever]?

>> No.15541880

>>15541849
Consider the following: A sword can be defended against by every spell that counters metal.
A bow and arrow with metal arrowheads can be defended against by every spell that counters metal, wood, and projectiles.
A gun can be defended against by every spell that counters metal and projectiles, or which wards against the creation of flame.

The magics of plant life are not typically weaponized. One very expensive spell does ward against metal specifically. A couple spells and rituals ward against projectiles with varying degrees of success. One very easy, very common, and very cheap spell wards against the sparking of flames.

Also, the question of why a line of thought is pursued really boils down to technomages. Having a calculator is extremely beneficial for studying arithmancy, for instance, or calculations for material component quantity, ritual circle size, and so on. As well, some simply go off on a line of scientific thought for the reason of "I'm really curious about X."

>> No.15541881

>>15541860
I guess the best way to get people to talk about you is to just leave. That's what it seems like most of the time. Has YBA even came in here in any recent time?

>> No.15541885

>>15541860
I occasionally get a mention too.

But I never know what to do in that situation. To put on a trip and say "Hi, let's have a long conversation about how clever I am" seems attentionfaggy, *COUGH*, but to let it slide by entirely unacknowledged seems, I dunno, like callous blanking of well-wishers.

What's the appropriate course of action for a writefag to take? Anyone actually know?

>> No.15541890

>>15541885
Stay calm, accept criticism, and move on when people are clearly done talking about it

>> No.15541893

>>15541795
Nah, fuck that noise my waifu can get it herself, I'm just a weak little human boy, she is the one supposed to collect ressources for me

>> No.15541894

>>15541880
What about snipers? That's long distance, how much reach do these spells have?

>> No.15541903

>>15541880
Sounds well thought out so far, but I have one final question:
What about personal defense against mamono? Surely they don't all start their morning with a healthy dose of anti-bullet magic? I'm not being HFY here, it's just logical that guns would make a good defense against fast and strong rape demons.

>> No.15541905

Whats the stupidest thing you've done? and would your monster waifu laugh or cry.

>> No.15541908

>>15541880
>DOOM scenarios are impossible for the Paladins
I feel sad for Victor now. At least he has his Rylan, even with the downsides it clearly has (you can't have a human waifu either).

>> No.15541910

>>15541894
Snipers are well outside of the range of anything that would prevent the bullet from firing, but are probably hurt the worst by anything that wards against projectiles.

If a spell pushes bullets aside as they move toward me, then something fired at point blank only gets the slightest push before it buries itself in flesh. A bullet fired from half a kilometer away, however, has that entire distance to get shoved elsewhere. Their real strength is the same as sneaking up and shooting a mage from behind; no chance for preparation.

>>15541862
I was just saying why the characters haven't spoken about it. I didn't mean to sound like a dick. Also, yes, spells that ward against flame diminish, snuff out, or prevent the creation of campfires, depending upon which is used.

>> No.15541916

>>15541880
>Also, the question of why a line of thought is pursued really boils down to technomages. Having a calculator is extremely beneficial for studying arithmancy, for instance, or calculations for material component quantity, ritual circle size, and so on. As well, some simply go off on a line of scientific thought for the reason of "I'm really curious about X."

It doesn't become necessary until magnitudes much higher math than that though. You're talking about stuff that the Ancient Egyptians could do and the Romans could surpass. Grabbing a couple extra scribes for such rudimentary stuff is so easy, there would be no drive to make transistors, let alone microprocessors.

>One very expensive spell does ward against metal specifically. A couple spells and rituals ward against projectiles with varying degrees of success. One very easy, very common, and very cheap spell wards against the sparking of flames.

Guns don't have to be powered by flame. Air rifles were very popular even in the 1800's and would have a smaller spell stack than arrows, which are apparently still effective enough to be used by armies. They are far beyond the minimum tech for that.

Regardless, this still doesn't take into account a number of things, like area of effect of the spells, duration, how a projectile is differentiated by the spell from a hand weapon (size, force, speed, what). Gunpowder might be garbage for infantry weapons, but artillery could be fantastic due to the distance.

One would imagine, that like a real war, the defenses and counters would shape the development of weapons. Considering the magic, likely in very strange and interesting ways. Like crossbows that fire green oak bolts which get through because the wood is still alive and stuff like that.

>> No.15541918

>guns and magic
What about guns that shoot magic? Or shoot Eidolons?

>> No.15541919

>>15541905
cinnamon callenge
she would laugh, but it'll become strained when they say the water out with rum

>> No.15541921

>>15541905
I once thought it would be a good idea to use hand sanitizer as lube. She would probably cry about that. I still do it.

>> No.15541923

>>15541918
That was in Graystorm. The living monsters had things that shot magic and the undead had a bunch of surplus guns pillaged from some old base.

>> No.15541925

>>15541910
I actually like this.
At first glance it seems overpowered against modern weaponry, but then you realize the mage needs to waste time casting the spell and wasting mana/mp/whatever to do so, only for the combatant to have a good chance of throwing out something they weren't ready for.

Basically, it has strengths and weaknesses like anything else. Pretty good.

>> No.15541928

>>15541903
Mamono in general (not speaking about the ones that specifically have magic) seem to only be slightly more magical than humans. Their native magics, as well as the ones they prefer to study, seem to be more geared toward charm spells. In other words, they might not ward against projectiles, (though ones nearer to human cities most likely do) but if you put a monstergirl in the crosshairs then what comes next is a struggle of will to try to pull the trigger.

Most people would fail. Considering that we're in a thread for people who like monstergirls, you and I almost certainly would.

>> No.15541930

>>15541881
YBA stories always got talked about though, even when they were updating every few weeks. Same with Captain and most of the rest. People actually talk more when updates are more frequent and consistent.

>> No.15541931

>>15541918
>guns that shoot magic

Anything that incorporates Caster technology is always a plus.

>> No.15541935

>>15541910
>spells that ward against flame diminish, snuff out, or prevent the creation of campfires, depending upon which is used.
These are much easier than spells that act upon spring tension or whatever chemical reactions muscles use, then?

>> No.15541937

>>15541905
I once smashed a girl in the face with a sledge in physical comedy gone awry.

My waifu would probably give me a hug and say she's proud of me that I started giving 3dpd humangirls what they deserve at a young age.

I still have nightmares, and it was nearly 20 years ago. The SCREAMS, you guys

>> No.15541942

>>15541930
Doesn't change the fact that when a writefag actually does decide to stick around for whatever warped reason, they're never mentioned. It's always either YBA, Peny, or one of the other ones. The only newish one I've witnessed getting a little bit of discussion is Beast. And even then it seems its just to bash on his grammar and shit.

>> No.15541947

>>15541928
I don't know, an arachne or tanuki would get the entire clip from me.

>> No.15541949
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15541949

I really like these kind of pictures with Miia, they're a lot of fun

Same with the two new pictures of Miia in her Villain outfit, she'd get really into playing a the hero or the bad guy

>> No.15541950

>>15541942
There really isn't much discussion about stories rather than authors, though. Like since Harblador died there's been a spat of people wishing him back but nobody's talking about the actual stories.

>> No.15541951

>>15541947
Why?

>> No.15541952

>>15541935
Spells that influence human bodies belong to their own college. Magic views the bodies of sapient beings as something entirely separate and distinct from everything else. If I were to cast a spell that turns rocks into air, and include your general location in it, the magic would stone cold ignore every last bit of carbon and silicon in your body (though if your feet were dirty then they wouldn't be anymore).

>> No.15541953

>>15541951
Arachnophobia and antisemitism?

>> No.15541956
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>>15541893
>Mission Failed

>>15541822
There's one of two possibilities.

1. The enchanted forest is enchanted enough to prevent forest fires.

2. You successfully burn the forest down and are summarily executed for doing so.

>> No.15541961

>>15541942
Don't forget you need something to discuss. If it's just boy meets girl and fucks her, rinse and repeat, then nobody is going to have a big conversation on it. Notice that most of the people who get talked about that way have an adventure story or a setting worth talking about.

Otherwise, the best you will get is "I liked it and it made me hard"

There's also the possibility that nobody new is good enough to talk about that way yet. All the people you're bemoaning were new once and came in at different times. So it's not like the thread closed the doors on the talked about club over the years. New people can and have gotten in.

>> No.15541968

>>15541952
Still doesn't explain why bows can't be nullified by removing spring tension.

Does the amount of energy involved matter? It seems like bullets would take up a lot more mana to stop since they have a lot more kinetic energy.

>> No.15541969

>>15541951
Fear of spiders and a general need to remove greedy assholes. But really, arachnes would get all the bullets from me.

>> No.15541970

>>15541949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lvJ6eFcCJE

>> No.15541972

>>15541949
>Gundam and Monstergirl stuff
Fuck yeah.

>> No.15541973

>>15541949
Villain Miia is the coolest

I want my waifu to be a villain who kidnaps me

>> No.15541980
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>>15541969
But Spiders are cute!

>> No.15541989

>>15541980
I'm going to need the BFG for this one.

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>>15541973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA

Your new waifu.

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>>15541973
The pictures are really great

I love the idea of Miia getting really into and going full dom, but snapping out of it really fast and being all concerned if she hurts me
Then cuddling up and cuddlefucking me gently to not hurt me anymore

>> No.15541996

You all really need to reign your faggot brethren in on /a/. I hope they can come here and shit up your thread instead of shitting up /a/.

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>>15541991

>I love the idea of Miia getting really into and going full dom, but snapping out of it really fast and being all concerned if she hurts me
>Then cuddling up and cuddlefucking me gently to not hurt me anymore

I'm not at home damn it. Stop making me want to fap.

>> No.15542000

>>15541980
Somebody step on that thing! Before it gets to the children!

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>>15541989
Sounds like you need more spiders.

>> No.15542012

>>15542002
It's more like they need napalm.

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>>15541961
>Don't forget you need something to discuss. If it's just boy meets girl and fucks her, rinse and repeat, then nobody is going to have a big conversation on it.

This is the critical point, right here.
I've read plenty of oneshot heartboner / bonerboner fics that were both substantially more enjoyable and substantially better written than any of these convoluted epic adventure sagas with COMPLEX MORAL CHOICES that get endlessly discussed.

But because there's nothing more to say than "10/10, I came buckets", then, well, no-one says anything more than "10/10 I came buckets". And that's the end of it.

It is a cruel mockery of natural justice, but the fact is that it's not specifically GOOD stories that generate discussion (although it probably doesn't hurt). What generates discussion is more usually controversy and rustled jimmies. So; writing about people who do ridiculous faggotry with bullshit justifications (either intentionally bullshit or bullshit because you're not a very good writer); positing that "X did nothing wrong"; stuff like that.

As anyone on 4chan should know, disingenuous bait gets a lot more replies reasonable discussion. And the corollary is that rambling, pseudo-political sagas where characters pull stupid shit that rustles the audience will get a lot more replies than a cute comfy fic about monstergirls being sexy, despite the fact that everyone will enjoy the latter a lot more.

TL;DR: writefags either die in fond obscurity, or live long enough to see themselves become the baiters.

>> No.15542017

>>15542012
You're just blind in your hate.

>> No.15542024

>>15542015
>What generates discussion is more usually controversy and rustled jimmies
This. See also: Alp.

>> No.15542033

So, how awkward would it be to have a doppelganger imotou whose powers kick in with puberty and she starts taking on the appearance of all the girls you like?

>> No.15542034
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Help an alp out

>> No.15542035

>>15541928
When you KNOW you're going to get raped and kidnapped I think most people would just shoot them.

I mean, in your paladin story most humans seem happy to have the guy around, they aren't too pleased with the monsters in Min unless they're incubi or as you say, guys like the ones on here.

>> No.15542045
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15542045

It's 2016, and you still haven't taken in the vicious snake?

Come on, be a tender human.

>> No.15542048

>>15542033
>and you never notice since you're an incestuous pedophile degenerate and you're in love with your little sister

>> No.15542050

Anyone else come with character ideas they like more than they should?
For example, a blacksmith and his fire dragon waifu working together at the forge while they keep their egg in said forge for incubation.

>> No.15542054

>>15542045
But I like crows, and snakes don't like birds.

>> No.15542055

>>15542050
Yeah. I like my waifu way more than it should be allowed.

>> No.15542056

>>15542034
Grab by the hips and lift.

>> No.15542060

what would a tomboy kiki do if you walked in on her wearing a real maid dress as opposed to her usual outfit

>> No.15542064

>>15542050

I've written up a long list habits, customs, etc. of the species my waifu belongs too.

I can't help but wonder what she'd think of it if she saw it..

>> No.15542065

>>15542015
I feel exactly the same way. I'd rather read something cute, lewd or even just something that manages to be short and to the point than any kind of "epic saga" or attempts to be serious.

You couldn't pay me to read anything YBA or Moose's works. I'll gladly read about a Lich doctor jerking off her patient, a guy fucking a Scylla in the butt or any of the Manticore smut stories by RS. There's just not much you can argue about with them though so the debate is always left for the more questionable works.

>> No.15542066

>>15542050
Yeah, I'm currently writing a shit story with her as the MC. It's been in development for over a year now and I've made about as much progress on it as Valve has with Half Life 3, but mark my words it'll be different from that because I actually plan on releasing my thing.

>> No.15542068

>>15542034
>She's cute
>But it was a boy
>But she's cute as fuck
>But she was .less' monstersona monsterboy
I'm conflicted.

>> No.15542071

>>15542068
Don't think with your head, think with your dick.

>> No.15542076

>>15542015
Nah man, you got it wrong on a couple fronts.

One is the reason longer stories get discussed is the television show effect. Everyone is always more hyped about something ongoing that they're invested in than something they got all at once. And that has nothing to do with controversy.

On the other side, just another mediocre comfy story gets lost because there are so many of them. It's potboiler at this point. Just another soulless paint by the numbers isn't good, it's just bland. You have to do something novel to stand out. Those are the junkfood stories of the thread. Short term satisfaction and no substance.

>> No.15542078

>>15542065
>YBA
He sure likes his suffering, but his world is pretty good
>Moose
At this point all you can say about him is that he's dedicated. The characters, world and story are all falling apart.

>> No.15542080

I bet spiders would make great motherly monsters

>> No.15542085

>>15542078
>he's dedicated
Remember that guy who went off for three months to write a 100k word story and nobody commented on it once? Who was that, anyway? I bet he's gone after that.

>> No.15542090

>>15542034
Wait, why doesn't she use her tail?

>> No.15542092

>>15542034
I want to spank her on the butt while she's stretching like that, getting slapped in the face for it would be a small price to pay.
>>15542050
Still in the process of writing down my character ideas in full. I keep getting distracted by hobbies. One of these days I'll probably share/get art of them but I can't write to save my life.

>> No.15542093
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>>15542055
>>15542064
>>15542066
This is intriguing to me; how detailed different waifufags go with their waifu

Personally I just kind of imagine a generic member of the appropriate species who likes giving underclothes paizuri as much as I like receiving it... and that's as far as my imagination goes. I've given her no name, no hobbies, no backstory of how we'd meet, no specific appearence except big cans...

Am I just a psychopath whose love is shallow and impure?
Or is it that other people are autistic?
I just don't know any more.

>> No.15542096

>>15542085
What story? I only greystorm that was this big but people liked it

>> No.15542099

>>15542085
You mean that Zion thing? That made me depressed, he kept posting it here and when he finally got replies they were all to fuck off, with just one person actually giving advice.
I checked /monster/ and he's only slightly more popular over there.

>> No.15542107

>>15542096
>>15542099
I don't remember, it's not like I read it or anything.

>> No.15542110

>>15542085
Wow, what story was that?

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Foxes are dangerous anon!

daannngeerroouuussss!

>> No.15542113

>>15542099
So was it shit?

>> No.15542117

>>15542085
>>15542099
Didn't even know about it. I don't usually read anything else than greentexts.

If you read me, anon, don't give up.

>> No.15542119

>>15542093

I wouldn't worry much about it.

I just felt that the MGE profile didn't tell enough about them so I sort of made things up as I went along.

>> No.15542122

>Big Muscle Oni is being protective of you so she can convince you to join her fitness club and is secretly feeding you muscle growth supplements so when you do join you become a muscled freak and appease her hyper muscle fetish
What do?

>> No.15542123

>>15542096
Greystorm for me was the best one shot the thread has produced. It had a good setting, interesting characters, a waifu-tier protective Anubis (and this is from someone who dislikes them) and was fairly well written.

The ending was a bit crap though. So he just doesn't even try to tell his family he lived after all that He just lives in some desert in the end and that's it? Also, what was that vision/seer sickness thing with the camel girl about?

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>>15542093
That's actually something all real waifufags do.

I have even writed a setting and a society for my waifu's species.

>> No.15542132

>>15542122

don't go to the fitness club and continue being a lazy fatso

>> No.15542133

>>15542117
>I don't usually read anything else than greentexts.
It's funny, because I'm the opposite.
I feel like a snob for doing it, but I appreciate the extra effort prose takes. It's fine to only read greentexts of course, just so long as you aren't that guy who genuinely thinks they're better for writing as a whole.

>> No.15542134

>>15542093
I've wrote a 4k word story about how I deal with Danon and steal June away and begin the slow process of healing.

I also have a story where I just outright change her before Vengeance even happens.

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>>15542068
Just let it happen Anon.

>> No.15542140

>>15542093
I've written a long-running story about my waifu.

Also:
>>15542050
CUTE

>> No.15542143

>>15542076
>It's potboiler at this point. Just another soulless paint by the numbers isn't good, it's just bland.

i think you've got it backwards in fact. As I said and >>15542065 seems to agree, I genuinely did enjoy many heartboner / bonerboner stories a lot more than Neverending Generic Adventure Saga #4. Some shorts are bland, sure, but there are plenty out there which are absolutely not 'soulless boilerplate', but rather high-octane doki-doki fuel.

However, the point is that you can read high-octane doki-doki fuel oneshot, post once "Hey Writefag X, your story Y was great, I loved character Z, please write more", and then that's it, you're done.

Whereas a story where ambiguous characters do dumb things for bullshit reasons would see someone else go "Are you kidding me anon, Z was worst girl, fite me IRL", and then you've got a conversation going. Controversy is absolutely the engine of publicity.

I mean, look, right now, we're fulfilling our own meme. You said something, and if I agreed with you I'd certainly not have spend this long typing a reply in this many words. A subject around which there are differences of opinion is where conversation breeds.

Agree with you about the television effect, though. And look how few words I spent agreeing.

>> No.15542145

>>15542134
Post 'em

>I just outright change her
Why would you do that? She's got a 10/10 personality. She just needs to be saved before she gets hurt.

>> No.15542146

>>15542093
Like that guy said, I wouldn't worry about it.

I started thinking about my waifus hobbies, back story and appearance as time went on. Hell, I've imagined various settings and in each of them I've discovered something that I didn't know about my waifu.

>> No.15542147

>>15539778
Can someone repost whatever this image was on imgur or something?

>> No.15542151

>>15542133
It's just that english is not my native language, and reading things way too long is boring.

>> No.15542153

>>15542145
>Post them

Ha ha.

No. I've already probably started to stir the pot by even posting.

I did do a "Letter to June" thing though. Dunno where that went.

>> No.15542154

>>15542093
I once made a character for a story here that I never finished. I liked her so much that I grew attached to her and now feel like anything I wrote using her would do her a serious injustice. She's the closest thing to a waifu I've had and it feels weird.

I might make her cameo as a side character one day in something, though

>> No.15542158

>>15542151
> my off-the-cuff little greentexts are actually better than walls of prose where the international reader is concerned

This makes me feel like substantially less of a fraud, anon. Thanks!

>> No.15542159

>>15542153
Please post them?

>> No.15542163

>>15542123
>So he just doesn't even try to tell his family he lived after all that He just lives in some desert in the end and that's it?
He said he tried but was unsuccessful, and eventually gave up on it.

>Also, what was that vision/seer sickness thing with the camel girl about?
It seemed like an effect that happens to some earthers that get exposed to a lot of magic. Something similar was happening with the MC in Vengeance.

>> No.15542164

>>15542159
I can't, anon. I dare not have my stuff compared to YBA.

>> No.15542165

>>15542153
>Stir the pot
Are you Bollocks or ELH?

>> No.15542166

>>15542151
boring and hard*

>>15542158
You're welcome, I guess.

>> No.15542171

>>15542164
Would you do it for a scooby snack? At least post an excerpt? I'm really curious.

>> No.15542175

>>15542068
Turn off your brain and let your penis guide you (you hips) to salvation
It's going to do that anyhow eventually so better to just let it take control now then later

>> No.15542176

>>15542164
Because you're a stupid, spineless monster-loving piece of shit?

>> No.15542181

>>15542092
I've written down most of my character ideas, but I still have a lot to go through.
MGK and the other one that may get a proper name in the future will have too many characters, while Joe the Chemistry Teach and Dragon's Butler will have the fewest characters.
Of course, does anyone remember Joe? Or even his Ryu daughter that was a syrup-fiend?

>> No.15542193

>>15542176

>> No.15542196

>>15542181
I said before, Chowder. Of course I remember Joe.
I remember all.

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>>15542181
>Dragon's Butler
Remind me of that one again? I vaguely remember a naked apron anon wanting to spoil his dragon mistress.

>> No.15542198

>>15542171
Maybe. When I get my commission I'll think about it.

>> No.15542212

>>15542143
Sorry man. I just don't get much enjoyment from a flat presentation of X species does Y sex act. I need more context. And you and I both know that most of the shorts lack that. There are a few that are good, but they are not the most prevalent kind.

Even something not so short like Thunderbrother's stuff which is heartwarming and well written technically just has a boring as fuck world. There's nothing that makes you wonder what's beyond the horizon.

Plain old slice of life is not a genre I care for in any medium though. Which is probably something else people clash over. There are those that like their monstergirls monstery and those that like them as cute girls with a couple odd parts. And they will never agree on what is good.

>> No.15542216

>>15542093
>Or is it that other people are autistic?
Waifuism in it's very nature is autistic anon

And true waifuism, genuinely loving her is about as autistic as it gets

What you have sounds like the normal and much more common "waifu" which is more of a replacement term for "favorite girl" It's the original use, sure, but Waifuism has grown much beyond that

a lot of the waifufags you see on here fall under the full on waifufags, People like WockFag, and Miiafag and the like, i think genuinely love these girls just as much as a normal person would love their wife or girlfriend.


For personalities, it's different for each anon where they come from, I think it was said once that Wockfag gets her personality from general thread canon and a few of the Wock stories that have been written
Miia is a lot easier

>> No.15542218

On the discussion of writing topics, would I be lamblasted if I did a story in EMG world with a couple of humans getting transfered to Centaurville to see how that culture is?

>> No.15542223

>>15542218
>monsterboys
>literal fanfiction

You'd be run out of town on a rail, friend.

>> No.15542224

>>15542218
Yes. Let's leave it at that.

>> No.15542227

>>15542218
Yes. Don't. >>15542223

>> No.15542229

>>15542223
>tfw you want to try and be a writefag but would get run out.

>> No.15542233

>>15542229
The solution is simple:

DON'T FUCKING USE EMG OR WRITE ABOUT MONSTERBOYS FUCKNUTS

Follow this advice and you'll be fine. Also, please avoid using /d/ things.

>> No.15542234

>>15542218
>couple of humans getting transfered to Centaurville to see how that culture is
Cuck shit is not wanted please

and please don't use any actual characters already in the manga, if you're gonna do something, just have it in the same universe without connecting it to the actual series or people will shit on you for fan fic


Besides that, good luck i guess anon

For real though, don't fucking do cuck shit
And i mean both ways

Knocking out a centaur's husband and fucking her over his body is just as fucking shit as being a teaser

>> No.15542236

>>15542196
Then you also remember how the Svylla's octocamo started becoming a little screwy.
>>15542197
Hero fights Dragon, Hero loses, is made into her butler, actually enjoys it after a while. Dragon also acts lordly(big fucking surprise here), and looks like Miracle Tou as a Dragongrill. IE: Chuuni.

>> No.15542237

>>15542229
You can use MGE or literally any setting you invent without monsterboys.

>> No.15542240

>>15542234
Well, the premise didn't really have to deal with cuck shit. It was just more of a story of culture shock to two unrelated American humans.

Going from technology to the real rustic stuff that I can only assume from the centaur's land.

Yes, I know not to have characters from the story.

>> No.15542260

>>15542234
Looks like the cuck meme has made NTR teasing even more hilarious. It's been a while...

>> No.15542262

>>15542122
Am I still natty?

>> No.15542263 [DELETED] 

Any turkish anons here? Stay safe.

>> No.15542265 [DELETED] 

>>15542263
Nice monster girl discussion.

>> No.15542268 [DELETED] 

>>15542265
Everyone knows the only thing that lives in Turkey is devilbugs.

>> No.15542272

>>15541814
Watch your language young feller, this is a public thread. Now I can have dragons for you in two weeks.

>> No.15542274

>>15542272
That don't do me no good!

>> No.15542278

>>15542272
Well ain't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!

>> No.15542284

>>15541942
No one mentions the actual stories themselves though. I mean, it's enough to give guy a complex, but that's how it is.

>> No.15542291 [DELETED] 

>>15542265
Things have also gone down in Nice, yes.

>> No.15542293
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Yo yo daddy o

>> No.15542294 [DELETED] 

>>15542268
Don't they get scorpion girls as well?

>> No.15542297 [DELETED] 

>>15542294
No, just Devil Bugs.

>> No.15542298 [DELETED] 

>>15542291
That's not nice at all

>> No.15542303

>>15542293
Alps were a mistake.

>> No.15542305

>>15542293
Please leave. I'm waiting for my date.

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>>15542305
She can be your date tonight bro

>> No.15542312

>>15542306
You're gonna have to get to atleast phase 2.

>> No.15542313

>>15542071
>>15542138
>>15542175
STOP. TEMPTING. ME.

>> No.15542314

I just ran into this text statistical analyzer online. Post some bad/mediocre/good writefags so I can see if they come out different.

>> No.15542315

>>15542314
Alp.
YBA
Lanternanon
Iron Beast
MachineAnon

>> No.15542316
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>>15542313
Just fuck her already

>> No.15542319

>>15542314
Damn, I forgot to link it in case you guys want to try it yourselves:
https://www.slickwrite.com

>> No.15542320

>>15542306
No seriously, I don't think you're going to want to steal a Hellhound's date.
Especially not if said date is her childhood friend.

>> No.15542328

>>15542316
I want to mating press and do the tongue dance with her!

>> No.15542349

>>15542314
>>15542315
Anonymoose
Losenis
Quicksilver
Seafoam
Bob____

>> No.15542353

>>15542314
Just feed them all into a markov chain and use it to generate endless bad MG fics.

>> No.15542357

>>15542314
Penywise
Free_Drinks
RSanon

>> No.15542366

>>15542314
Alp
Alp
Alp
Alp
Sukeru Ikeda or however that's spelt.

>> No.15542372

I want to spoil a haughty dragon with sweets! Gonna make her a tubby haughty dragon

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15542374

>>15542034

>> No.15542377

>>15542314
Klaus
Peterdnzl
Bollocks
ELH
Thunderbrother
Negawalker

>> No.15542379

>>15542314
I went through the first ten and here's what got flagged:

Iron Beast: Some sentences too long
Silent_II: Some sentences too long
Penywise: Some sentences too long
Harblador: Too many adverbs; consistently very high flow dunno what that means
YBA: Nothing wrong
MAchineanon: Too many adverbs
Alpanon: Many sentences too long
Anonymoose: Few sentences too long
Losenis: Few sentences too long
Seafoam: Some sentences too long

There's also some readability indices and shit but I might take a look at that tomorrow.

>> No.15542384
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15542384

Are Elves supposed to be skinny or plump?

>> No.15542386

>>15542379
There's plenty wrong with YBA, but he is a pretty good technical writer.

>> No.15542388

>>15542386
It's pretty interesting how there's a lot of long sentences going on.

>> No.15542389

>>15542379
>YBA did nothing wrong

>> No.15542392

Quick. I need pictures of your favorite monster girl!

>> No.15542395
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15542395

>>15542313
Just get her a bit drunk and you're fine

>> No.15542397

>>15542384
Both. Gotta attract a husbando after all.

>> No.15542398

>>15542379
I'm tempted to ask about myself, but that would feel a bit self-promotional.

>> No.15542399

>>15542379
can you test my piece of shit ?

http://pastebin.com/5w06VqYp

>> No.15542400

>>15542388
To be fair, language evolves. And people don't really follow the rules as it is. Of course something like sentence structure is going to be off. I figure when/if they do mine, I'm gonna get nailed for shitloads of incomplete sentences.

>> No.15542403

>>15542399
VINTAGE

>> No.15542405
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15542405

>>15542392

>> No.15542408

>>15542399
Shit knigga, you're still here?

>> No.15542409

>>15542403
?

>> No.15542410
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15542410

>>15542384
I'm a fan of plump elves, myself.

>> No.15542412

>>15542399
You're still alive?

>> No.15542415

>>15542399
Some sentences too long, automated readability index is the highest I've noticed so far.

>> No.15542419

>>15542395
Lewds

When

>> No.15542420

>>15542412
>>15542408

i still like monstergirls, so i come in once every 3 months, then i get psyched to write again. then it fades when i remember i still cant write well and need a shitton of practice.

>>15542415
>automated readability index is the highest I've noticed so far.

is that negative or positive ?

>> No.15542421

>>15542392
http://imgur.com/s1LqeAP

>> No.15542424

>>15542399
Yooo

>> No.15542430
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15542430

>>15542392

>> No.15542431
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15542431

>>15542421
Cute

>> No.15542438
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15542438

>>15542392

>> No.15542439

>>15542419
I've confirmed the lewds, but my contact refused to provide

>> No.15542441

>>15542420
>is that negative or positive ?
I don't know, but here's you with the three good sentence guys, which makes me think it's bad:

ODfag: 6.59
YBA: 3.86
Machine: 3.16
Harblador: 1.95

>> No.15542445
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15542445

>>15542392

>> No.15542449

>>15542441
ouch

>> No.15542455
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15542455

>>15542392

>> No.15542456

>>15542441
From Wikipedia:

The automated readability index (ARI) is a readability test for English texts, designed to gauge the understandability of a text. Like the Flesch–Kincaid grade level, Gunning fog index, SMOG index, Fry readability formula, and Coleman–Liau index, it produces an approximate representation of the US grade level needed to comprehend the text.

>> No.15542460

>>15542456
Oh shit, you'd have to be a seventh grader to understand OD's work. Look at the big brain on this guy.

>> No.15542465
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15542465

Anon sweet Jesus you fucked up the summoning spell, what did you do?

>> No.15542467

>>15542465
Irrumate?

>> No.15542469

>>15542465
Give it to Alp.

>> No.15542470
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15542470

>>15542392

>> No.15542472

>>15542465
Make a Jackie Chan tulpa, he's sure to help.

>> No.15542476

>>15542392
http://imgur.com/leSgiFS

>> No.15542480

>>15542465
Reverse the summoning.

>> No.15542481

>>15542472
Didn't he have to make something to defeat the Jackie Chan tulpa?

>> No.15542482

>>15542392
http://i.imgur.com/ikMxWk5.jpg

>> No.15542489
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15542489

>>15542392

>> No.15542490
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15542490

>>15542392

>> No.15542494

>>15542392
http://i.imgur.com/XyGLuw3.png

>> No.15542496

>>15542490
R A R E
A
R
E

>> No.15542509

>>15542489
That artist draws such nice THICC monster girls. Hope she draws more of them.

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15542512

>>15542392

>>15542490
That's a first.

>> No.15542514

>>15542512
I wonder what her feet taste like.

>> No.15542520
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15542520

Imoutos are for bullying

Oneesans are for being bullied by

It's obvious which is superior

>> No.15542525

>>15542460
Wait so it was positive ??

Not that i have much trust in my second language English skills.

>> No.15542526

>>15542512
>tfw a Hatter will never charm you
>>15542520
Clearly Oneesans

>> No.15542528

>>15542514
Really, really awful. For your first time I would suggest drinking them down with coca cola. And whatever you do, don't look in a mirror.

>> No.15542530

>>15542520
I want to spoil my chubby alice imotou with hand made cakes!

>> No.15542531

>>15542392
http://i.imgur.com/piLopv2.png

>> No.15542532

>>15542525
Yeah, it said your story is at a 6th grade reading level, as opposed by 3rd and 1st grade reading levels of the others.

>> No.15542540

>>15542531
I like it.

>> No.15542543

>>15542392
http://i.imgur.com/SrHYSib.jpg

>> No.15542544
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15542544

>>15542520
What about an imouto that built like an oneesan?

>> No.15542545
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15542545

>>15542512
I've posted cockatrice a few times since the beginning I just don't like spamming her.
I still really wish KC would revamp her or she had more art but I'll take what I can get.

>> No.15542561
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15542561

>>15542392
Vanilla as shit but fuck you, I want the fluffy tail.

>> No.15542562

>>15542545
Best you can hope for is redone art in the english release since he had to redraw some stuf

>> No.15542574

>>15542399
>OD is still alive
Now there's a blast from the past, still my favourite Ryu story.

>> No.15542576
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15542576

>>15542392
Only real decent piece of fanart there is.

>> No.15542581

>>15542544
Getting all the sweets and cuddles.

>> No.15542588
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15542588

>>15542574
whats your opinion on part 2?

one of the main reasons i couldnt get motivated was that i and others felt the role reversal wasn't that fun.

also for some reason i couldn't write smut anymore, i just wanted to write about their daily life.

>> No.15542590

>>15542509
I'd love to see a troll drawn by her.

>> No.15542597

>>15542590
Somebody pls commission thicc troll bits

>> No.15542601

>>15542588
>i just wanted to write about their daily life.
You know you can do that, right? There's some SFW stories around here, too.

>> No.15542607

>>15542588
I'm a shameless switch so role reversal doesn't bother me but I can see why it would bother others.

Nothing wrong with writing about daily lives either, sometimes cute has just as much appeal as lewd.

>> No.15542614

>>15542545
I forgot about the basketball wendigo, she can't play basketball at all!

>> No.15542621 [DELETED] 

>>15542614
Why couldn't Cerea have been tsun? It would have really spiced the harem up.

>> No.15542630

>>15542621
Because Crabman like a shit ton of Japanese really seem to love Saber for some reason and wanted to have another 1 of the 10,000 Saber clones in his manga.

>> No.15542641

>>15542630
I like seibah.
I like many seibahs.
The harem needed a tsun.

>> No.15542649
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15542649

>>15542630
Fuck, Cerea is an unofficial Saber clone?

>> No.15542662

>>15542649
Blonde, uses a swords, calls him her master, all about duty and honor. Other than the huge boobs and the horse body I don't know how much more Saber you can get.

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15542663

>>15542576
No wonder nobody cares about her, she lives in the fucking sewer likely adjacent to a graveyard.

>> No.15542670

>>15542663
I don't get why that image takes place in a drainage pipe either.

>> No.15542682

http://i.imgur.com/qIaiGfJ.png
Shoggoth will always make the best maidos.

>> No.15542684
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15542684

pounce

>> No.15542693

>>15542682
Oh my, is that new? I do love Shoggoths.

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15542697

>>15542682
Jesus those hips.

>> No.15542703

>>15542670
>>15542663
Evidently I should've included an example of what a crypt was when I asked for one.

>> No.15542704

>>15542697
Fuck, I didn't actually mean to post the image.

>> No.15542710

>>15542693
Yep, just got it a few hours ago from venusflowerart.

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15542711

>>15542684

Stop making me want a Hell Hound waifu damn it

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15542712

>>15542682
>>15542697
Just post it. Not like it's lewd.

Who's the artist?

>> No.15542719

>>15542712
I kinda wish she looked like a different member of the species instead of being 1:1 being based off of the profile Shoggoth.

>> No.15542722

>>15542710
>venusflowerart
Looks like one of those artists with a decent style but sells out for furry bucks. His style is perfect for shoggoth though.

>> No.15542727

>>15542703
It's a great picture though. The ghoul needs more artwork. I recently ordered a daki of the Ghoul from L4No-Shiro although he seems to be backlogged and it will probably take a while.

>> No.15542730

>>15542727
Will there be big Ghoul booty?

>> No.15542731

>>15542719
Don't be silly, those eye lashes aren't 1:1!

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15542746

>>15542727
It's a front view on her back. This is what we decided on for the basic pose.

>> No.15542756

>>15542746
Ahh

>> No.15542762

If you were to die right now and get reincarnated as the son of a monster girl, what species would your mother be and how many siblings would you have?

Hard mode: Your MG mother's species depends on your karma

>> No.15542767
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15542767

What Monster Girls have the fattest asses?

And I mean the fattest asses. Fucking huge.

>> No.15542770

>>15542746
>Undead cuties, looking for men with brains, in your local area!

>> No.15542773

>>15542762
Echidna. My headcanon's always stated that Echidnas have a 1:1000000 chance of giving birth to a human son.
As for sisters, somewhere in the ballpark of 20-35. Echidnas breed like rabbits.
I only regret that I won't be able to see my parents burst into tears of joy when they realize they've been blessed with a son.

>> No.15542775

>>15542767
Cheshires.

>> No.15542777
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15542777

>>15542767
Rabbits.

>> No.15542785

>>15542767
Scyllas

>> No.15542788

>>15542775
Identical Cheshire twins would either be a nightmare or a wonderful dream depending on your opinions.
You'll never be teased by the Cheshire Twins until you're a panting mess with a massive boner.
They'll never press it between their asses and shake their hips until you've coated them in white.
They'll never leave a note with their numbers on your sweating body for "When you're ready to go all the way" with them.

>> No.15542795

>>15542788
Life is suffering.

>> No.15542819

>>15542773
>Spoiler

There has to be some high level magic that allows you to see a scene of the past so that you can relive that moment

>> No.15542827

>>15542795
That's not even getting into what would happen if you called them.
You'd get a static tone that hangs up after five seconds, the next day when you come home you'll find them there in the skimpiest lingerie you can imagine, their fat asses barely contained by their barely there g-string panties.
They'd pin you to the bed and slowly strip down, grinning smugger than ever before the whole time until their bodies are completely exposed to you.
One of them would slide herself under you, her plump breasts pushing against your back and her hot heavy breath in your ear.
The other one would give you a forceful kiss right on the lips before lowering herself onto your dick and jackhammering her hips against yours, her breasts bouncing and her face contorting into an ahegao as she moans about how she's waited so long for this.
Every time you'd cum inside one, they'd flip you over and immediately make you shove your dick inside the other. This would go on for hours until they're both pregnant.
Don't worry anon, those lewd Ojou-samas will take responsibility. All you'd have to worry about now is being their cute little husband and love them forever.
They'd also want cuddles after the sex.

>> No.15542831

>>15542827
I'd get a divorce.

>> No.15542833

>>15542831
Why would you? You're the one who called them.
I realize that I might have made that sound a bit more yandere than I'd liked. They really do want a loving carefree life with you anon.

>> No.15542837

>>15542719
>He expects a literal eldritch abomination to keep her form when not posing for the camera

>> No.15542843

>>15542819
Honestly it wouldn't be the first thing on my mind when I was a kid being cuddled by my monstergirl sisters. I'd imagine that I was part of a big group of them.
I'm imagining the Echidna among them, who was born first by a minute or two, coiling around me in the cradle and it's adorable.

>> No.15542844

>>15542833
Well what if I called them that tell them to leave me alone?

>> No.15542845

>>15542682
>>15542697
Need an edit to add a little shine to that heart uterus of hers

>> No.15542850

>>15542844
You could've told them that at school anon. The number was explicitly for if you wanted to go all the way.

>> No.15542854

To anyone that cares...
I've begun work on the second chapter of Whimsical.

>> No.15542860

>>15542850
They raped me before I could tell them that.

>> No.15542863

>>15542860
Then just don't call them.
Besides, there was no penetration so it was molestation not rape.

>> No.15542865

>>15542767
Scylla
Cheshire
Troll
Wight
Lich
Shoggoth

>> No.15542867

>>15542827
I don't know about that Anon but this sound sublime
If he doesn't want them then I call dibs

>> No.15542871

>>15542863
But knowing redditcats, nothing short of telling them I hate them Yes get them to leave me alone.

>> No.15542872

>>15542867
They'll be the most loving wives ever anon. Cuddles every morning and a life of carefree sex.
And when they have daughters, family movie night in a big purring cuddlepile.

>> No.15542874

>>15542872
>And when they have daughters, family movie night in a big purring cuddlepile.
You have described heaven in one sentence

>> No.15542875

>>15542762
Lamia family.

My dad would have me from a failed and short marriage with a Human that left him, he would fall for a lamia after and bring me with him.

3 little lamia sisters around 1-9 years younger then me

>little lamia sisters overly attached to me
>wake up covered in snakes sometimes because one had a bad dream and woke up the others so they wanted to cuddle me and feel safe

>> No.15542876

>>15542872
I would love a pair of bottom heavy cuddle cats.
It would be lovely.
One can pick up muscle and the other can get soft.

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15542906

>>15542762
I only have one answer, and you've seen it coming. Wight.

>> No.15542913

>>15542662
Having any kind of win in a fight?

>> No.15542917

>>15542874
What about your daughterus swarming you when you come home from the grocery store to help you put the groceries away with big genuine smiles on their faces?

>> No.15542921

>>15542913
That's more about the plot of a story itself and less about a characters personality.

>> No.15542924

>>15542906
Those lips.

>> No.15542929

>>15542917
You're hurting me, Anonymous? How?
Because it's everything I've ever wanted
But IT'S NOT REAL

>> No.15542931

Kejourou twins that cover you up in their hair and hug you closely from opposite sides

>> No.15542949

>>15542762
>Live a completely uneventful life
>too much a slacker
>If I died now, would probably be unfufilled

I unno, I guess Karma throws me at something moody or awful. Probably a shitty elf.

>> No.15542958

>>15542929
But anon, I haven't even gotten to the part where your kids go over to a friends house for a sleepover and your wives unleash months of pent up sexual desire on you in the form of maddeningly slow and passionate sex, with french kissing.
If I have to suffer this hell I'm not going to suffer it alone.

>> No.15542971
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15542971

The Dark Elf assassin approaches!

>> No.15542973

>>15542971
Was she sent to assassinate my virginity or something?

>> No.15542974

>>15542971
Not if I assassinate her anal virginity first.

>> No.15542983

>>15542973
Obviously, what else would she be there for?

>>15542974
But anon, you're just giving her what she wants!

>> No.15542988

>>15542971
Ha ha!
Time for the hathor milk trap!
Won't be so agile with embiggened assets now will he?

>> No.15542990

>>15542988
Go away Milkfag.

>> No.15542997

>>15542990
Never!
It's time for a soft world!
Or maybe a hard one if one prefers to use minomilk.

Hell, could even stick with just regular old holst milk for big brown elf titties.

>> No.15542999

>>15542988
You act like she hasn't been trained for that eventually.
One way or another she's taking your virginity tonight anon.

>> No.15543002

>>15542997
Get your /d/ tier trash out of here.

>> No.15543003

>>15542999
Oh ho?
So she was prepared for dairy based attacks then?
Time to use my ultimate technique.
Double hand holding.

>> No.15543010

>>15543003
Nothing could've prepared her for this.
Now she'll never be a bride unless you take responsibility for what you've done.

>> No.15543020

>>15543010
Oh anon, you fail to see the genius part of this attack.

It allows a follow up action with a kiss on her lips!

Lip locking, finger entwining action!

>> No.15543022

What is Shoggoth milk like?

>> No.15543025

>>15543022
screaming

>> No.15543027

>>15543022
Garbage.

>> No.15543028

>>15543020
Now you don't have a choice if you're taking responsibility or not.
You're getting raped senseless and made into her husband.
Please ignore her heart pupils and extreme kisslust.

>> No.15543034

>>15543022
Whatever she can mix in her body.
You ever wanted a maid who could lactate coffee?

>> No.15543036

>>15543022
Incomprehensibly sweet, or >>15543034

>> No.15543037

>>15543028
Please,

It doesn't just end there.
She'll be so off balance that I'll be able to get her on her back and pin her in a mating press!
I'm going to tell her how fertile a figure she has while filling her with daughterus, hands locked above her head.

>> No.15543060
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15543060

>>15542971
My tomboy elf friend will protect me!

>> No.15543076

>>15543060
How?

>> No.15543077
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15543077

We be kraken man

>> No.15543080

>>15543076
By raping her before she rapes me

>> No.15543087

>>15542971
But I'm too young to die, and I couldn't possibly have done something so heinous as to warrant being assassinated!
Surely, she has the wrong target.

>> No.15543092 [DELETED] 

>>15543080
>>>/u/

>> No.15543100

>>15543087
Nope, absolutely no doubt about it. You name is right there on her list, anon.

Maybe you should have thought twice before calling all Dark Elves "useless sluts that need humans to protect them".

>> No.15543119

>>15543100
They couldn't even quote me correctly.
I would have called them "assholes who are too busy crying alone in their rape dungeons to realize that there are better ways of getting men than kidnapping and BSDM".

Seriously though, Dark Elves are sexy as hell, but I do not like the MGE ones one bit.

>> No.15543127

>>15543119
Dark Elves are to be raped though.

>> No.15543139

>Convince a monster girl you've grown up with that vaginal sex is only for making babies
>End up getting her pregnant anyways thanks to cum flowing out of her ass
>Get to take a pregnant woman's virginity

>> No.15543163

>>15541905
Made a "volcano" with a cardboard tube and mosquito lamp. Forgot about it, set the kitchen on fire.

>> No.15543172

>>15541905
Got born.

>> No.15543176
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Zap weasels are cute!

>> No.15543178

>>15543139
I want a small pack of pregnant wan wans!

>> No.15543191

>>15543139
>still no girl that canonically specializes in anal
Fuck this gay earth.

>> No.15543198

>>15543191
Anal's actually a pretty niche fetish with alot of prep work an hygeine involved. That and it's not just the same as vaginal.

Didn't stop me from fapping to MEH when that dumbass thought Succubi couldn't do shit from anal

>> No.15543205

>>15543198
>reality mattering where mamono mana is involved

>> No.15543222

>>15543198
It just takes getting into the right rhythm.

>> No.15543224
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>>15542971
Another Dark Elf assassin approaches!

>> No.15543229

>>15543198
>niche
I haven't yet met the man who didn't want to use all of a woman's holes.

>> No.15543230

>>15543224
Second verse, same as the first.
Another soft, pregnant elf to cuddle in bed and give heart pupils.

>> No.15543232

>>15543224
What did some poor anon do to get TWO Dark Elf assassins after him?

>> No.15543238

>>15543224
She seems like she'd make a loving oneesan.

>> No.15543240

>>15543232
The Dark Elf Matriarch has marked Anon's virginity for death.

Whoever kills it first can take him as a husband.

>> No.15543246

>>15543224
This "Dark Elf" looks a little suspicious, especially with those horns.
Regardless, I would just sit down and reconsider my life choices if I got multiple assassins sent after me.

>> No.15543251

>>15543176
I want a little zap weasel. I just wonder if it would increase or decrease their voltage.

>> No.15543253

>>15543240
But what if he takes them both?

What if he starts to wants the Matriarch herself?

>> No.15543271

>>15543246
Think anon. Did you refuse an offer to help replenish the numbers of a dying tribe? Reject an elf's advances? Tried to get her to rape you instead of following the RULES OF NATURE!?

>> No.15543276

>>15543240
So, in other words, he fucked up
Time to point and laugh in a mocking tone at that anon

>> No.15543288

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead Pat a loli on the head

>> No.15543292

>>15543288
can I pat an oppai loli on the bum instead?

>> No.15543298

>>15543271
I'm not 100% sure if crossbreeding would replenish the numbers of said tribe.
I wasn't aware that "YOU DIRTY ROUND-EARED FREAK COULDN'T SHOOT A BOW PROPERLY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!" was a method of courtship.
My line of work, if it was around in the MG-verse, wouldn't bring me anywhere near elf tribes, so the temptation for forcey fun time isn't there.

>> No.15543300

>pounding your waifu's like she promised to cut off your balls if you don't savage her pussy right the fuck now
>pounding her like she just sold all your videogames and consoles so you can spend more time fucking her
>in fact, you slammed her so hard as your final thrust hit home, you pulled out her vaginal canal as you pulled out
>she's red with embarradment, stammers g this had never happened to her before
What do?

>> No.15543306

>>15543300
Does that actually happen?

>> No.15543309
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>>15543300
Can someone translate this please.

>> No.15543311

>>15543298
>not sure
They gonna make sure. You're branded, marked, until they get your babies, you're all they'll think about.

>> No.15543312

>>15543300
Pray for the mamana banana gods to fix her.

>> No.15543313

>>15543300
Tell anon to fuck off.

>>15543309
Vaginal prolapse.

>> No.15543324

>>15543313
Ew.

>> No.15543331

>>15543306
Yes, vaginal proplapse is a thing. It's quite something to look at.

>> No.15543334

>>15543331
That's horrifying. I don't think I could ever be so angry to cause that to happen.

>> No.15543335
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15543335

Thick monster girls in gym outfits!

>> No.15543339

>>15543312
God can't help her now. Come on man, don't be like >>15543324, say or do something.

>> No.15543340

Are Draenei allowed or do they falll under the blanket Demon stuff?

>> No.15543345

>>15543340
No.

>> No.15543346

>>15543340
I actually think they're ayyylmaos.

>> No.15543351

>>15543334
You don't have to be angry, there's a condition that causes women to be susceptible to this happening but fuck me if I can remember what it's called. It's not neccesarily painful either, it's kind if like those people who can pop their eyeballs.

>> No.15543353

>>15543340
No

>> No.15543356

>>15543351
All I can imagine is the second mouth of an alien popping out the rear end of a cheshire for some reason.

>> No.15543359

>>15543340
>>15543346

>> No.15543360

>>15543339
Nigga I'm a beginner scientist, not a godly doctor. I would take her to a lich to see if there was a fix or something.

>> No.15543365
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15543365

>>15543346
>Ayyylmaos
Fucking hell, you're right. My bad for being stupid(er) than normal then. In return, have my whiskey loving spirit animal

>> No.15543368
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15543368

House Husband Life Best Life

>> No.15543370

>>15543365
Why does she have four arms.

>> No.15543373

>>15543360
I keep forgetting most people here are virgins, supposedly.

>> No.15543375

>>15543368
Not to me.

>> No.15543378

>>15543373
I'm sure the majority here aren't virgins. I have to have the faith.

>> No.15543382

>>15543373
>>15543378
Yeah, I fucked a monster before.

>> No.15543384

>>15543368
Nah.

>> No.15543386

>>15543370
She's in basically seated lotus/slav squat in front of her husbando.

>> No.15543387

>>15543386
Oh shit I might literally be retarded.

>> No.15543393

>>15543382
Anon I know she was ugly but you can't call a prostitute that.

>> No.15543398

>>15543311
Well shit. I guess that's that, then.
Would it be a whole tribe of Dark Elves, or a bunch of uptight regular Elves who swallowed their pride and hired a couple of Darkies to get them a mate?
I prefer the former, if only because I wouldn't be able to stand the personalities of regular Elves.

>> No.15543399 [DELETED] 

Remind that if you're older than 26 you need to leave this thread.

>> No.15543401

>>15543393
I chuckled.
>can't call her that
Know how the band Goatwhore got its name?

>> No.15543407

>>15542767
Wurm!

>> No.15543413

>>15543398
Just darkies.

>> No.15543417

>>15543399
What if I have a wife, kids and a good job?

>> No.15543418

>>15543401
No.

>> No.15543423

>>15543399
I'm twenty-eight and fuck you.

>> No.15543430

>>15543417
If you go and buy me Dapper Dan I will let you stay.

>> No.15543432

>>15543368
Yeah, if you don't want your monster waifu to respect you.

>> No.15543438

>>15543423
Hey kejourou-fag. Isn't your waifu an onee-san CC type? How will that work when you yourself are a CC already?

>> No.15543444

>>15543438
She'll just be thirty or something.

>> No.15543448

>>15543444
But that's hardly an age difference at that point.

>> No.15543450

I can't imagine how my waifu would look when old.

I hope she'll still be at my side by then.

>> No.15543451

>>15543418
They were on tour and met a prostitute that was so ugly they thought she was some sort of goat woman, hence Goatwhore.

>> No.15543452

>>15543438
I'm not Kejourou-fag you philistine. I don't even like Kejourous outside of being fonts for really pretentious healing stories.

If anything, I'm more of a Demon or Satyros-fag, all things considered.

>> No.15543459

>>15543448
So perhaps she'd be fifty or something?

>> No.15543473

>>15543452
Oh, we have multiple old people in here then?

Man, that makes things awkward.

>>15543459
That sounds more reasonable.

Personally I think super powerful Monster Girls stop aging once they get their man, and their husband stops aging too, locking them into their ages. Like that one greentext of the Anon and his CC daughter. I think someone here saved it.

>> No.15543486

>>15542971
Ha ha! Jokes on her! I baked brownies and used my semen and weight gain serum as part of the batter.
She's going to eat cum brownies and then get so fat she can't assassinate anything but my food bill!

>> No.15543488

>>15543473
Define old.
I'm 27 and all the people in my life still call me a young kid.

>> No.15543494

>>15543488
Anyone over 25. Christmas Cake age.

>> No.15543495

>>15543488
Are you scared of succumbing to the Curse of 27 Year Olds Dying?

>> No.15543508

>>15543495
As I'm not a popular musician, no.

>> No.15543532

>tfw 28 and no 35+ year old Tanuki who keeps me around as a boy toy while she slowly falls in love with me

>> No.15543533

>>15543495
I had a friend who smoked 30 cigarettes a day. He was a musician. He told me he wouldn't live past 27. He moved and I haven't hear from him in like 7 years.

>> No.15543543

>>15543508
Are you scared of dying?

>> No.15543549

>>15543438
Actually she would be my age or a little older by a year or two I think

>> No.15543550
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>>15543532
I'm sure that somewhere she's feeling the same thing.

>> No.15543557

>>15543543
I mean, who isn't?
I greatly prefer existing to not existing.

But it isn't as if anyone can stop it.
and if they can I'm going to kill those fucking cheaters

>> No.15543561

>>15543557
As fucking dumb as this sounds, MG's make me not scared of dying. Lala can reap me anytime.

>> No.15543564

>>15543557
>spoiler
You're cute.

>> No.15543566

>>15543557
I'm not scared of death, I'm scared of the pain and suffering that usually comes with it.

>> No.15543637

Does anybody else hate it when you have a scenario you want to write in your head all day and can visualize it, only for it to blow up when you sit down to type it out?

>> No.15543639

>>15543637
Yes. So much yes.

But just start writing, and it'll flow. Maybe not the story you had in mind.

>> No.15543641

>>15543637
yes.

>> No.15543642

>>15543637
I have a problem of really, really wanting to write something but know it will forever be shat on if I posted it. Even if the idea in my head seems cool.

>> No.15543645
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15543645

>TFW no wan-wan to bully

>> No.15543650

>>15543637
Even worse is when you spend all day thinking up an idea, only to realize it's fucking horrendous 15 minutes into writing it.

>> No.15543662

What happens when you catch a Wurm by it's tail?

>> No.15543668

>>15543662
You marry her.

>> No.15543707

>>15543662
rape.

>> No.15543725
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Remember that eating food cooked by a dragon's fire is the same as giving her an indirect kiss.

>> No.15543729
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remember that wan wan bark bark woof woof cute

>> No.15543731

>>15543729
>dances with wolves

>> No.15543744

>>15543731
>dances with dancers

>> No.15543749

>>15543725
No it's not.

>> No.15543756
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15543756

Missed the harem post, but here ya go. I like me some bad girls. Honorable mention to Arachnes and Wendigos.

Hows my taste?

>> No.15543764

>>15543756
Creepy.

>> No.15543771

>>15543756
One of these things is not like the others.

>> No.15543778
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15543778

Imagine working a long 9-5 job, getting hell, coming home, taking your underwear off, grabbing a cold beer, and realizing you'll never have a cute lover there waiting to welcome you home with a kiss, bath, dinner, or themself.

Wouldn't that be a hell of a life?

>> No.15543783

>>15543756
Nice, though a bit casual for a 'bad girls' stuck.

>> No.15543791

>>15543778
its okay anon, just remember, we all have crippling depression!

yay.....

>> No.15543800

>>15543778
>9-5
>not 3-3

fuck me, right

>> No.15543806

>>15543764
I have a Halloween birthday
>>15543771
needed at least one small girl
>>15543783
part-time bad girls. They would probably have pretty poor chemistry together.

>> No.15543833

>>15543707
Not if I assert dominance!

>> No.15543864

>>15543778
That would be so fucked up. Like a dimension where our sole purpose is to suffer.

Thank god I have my waifu right here giving me winghugs and saying that we'll always be together.

>> No.15543914

>>15543778
Don't tell existential horror stories anon, this is /jp/ not /x/

oh god, this is the true hell

>> No.15543919

>>15542379
>Seafoam: Some sentences too long
What did you use and which story did you analyze? I'm curious.

>> No.15543921

>>15543778
Sounds like vacation. I cant keep these fucking girls off me. My dick is raw, even after the demon magic increased my parameters.

>> No.15543929
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>>15543914
I'm just saying there are Monster Girls out there who work long jobs and don't have cute human boys

>> No.15543945

>>15543929
>You'll never wake up and find your waifu in your bed because the dimensions fused.
>She'll never slowly rouse from her sleep, only to see you next to her.
>She'll never pinch herself and then slowly tear up as she realizes what and who you are.
>She'll never tearfully ask if it's really you before bursting out crying and wrapping her arms around you.
>You'll never escape loneliness together.
Fuck man

>> No.15543953
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>>15543945
Thank God we live in a world where Monster Girls and Human Boys already have each other right

>> No.15543960

>>15543953
Anon, stop. You're making me sad.

>> No.15543964

>>15543929
stop please

>> No.15543968

>>15543929
>>15543778
9-5 is not nearly a long job though. Thats a normal job. They even pay you over lunch for crying out loud.

>> No.15543969

What if Monster Girls were real and you were the only person who couldn't see them, you only saw them as normal people? And no one called them Monster Girls because they just know them as human so no one noticed you never realized monster girls were real?

>> No.15543973

>>15543969
Then you know you're being controlled by a mind flayer.

>> No.15543974

>>15543945

>dimensions fuse
>your waifu awakens but finds herself in an unfamiliar room.
>she looks around and the realization hits her that this is your place like a ton of bricks.
>she makes her way to your bedroom and as expected finds you sleeping in your bed
>alone.
>Her eyes widen at simply seeing you there in the flesh and not some image on the internet or some form of media.
>She doesn't want to scare you, you who have never truly seen a monster girl before. Even though she knows that won't happen the possibility scares her.
>But she just can't leave, go back as though this had never happened, go back to loneliness, lamenting never being with you.

>> No.15543976

>>15543969
That's dumb because of all the ways they differ from humans would tip you off even if you couldn't see it. It's much more likely that monstergirls became real on a small scale, but your waifu is rotting in a ditch somewhere with a bullet in her skull with all the others.

>> No.15543977
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15543977

>tfw no shortstack, twin Elf mages for your adventuring party

>> No.15543981

>>15543945
>>15543974
moar plz

>> No.15543982

>>15543969

What if our reality is some sort of super elaborate propaganda, created by all the Lilims and the demon lord herself to give a glimpse into what life would truly be like without any monster girls, highlighting all the petty things we kill ourselves over, our misery, etc.

>> No.15543984
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15543984

>>15543977
Goddammit, why hasn't OniTengu drawn nudity yet? Does he have an aversion to drawing nipples or some shit?

>> No.15543988

>>15543974
Would she sneak into my sheets and wrap her arms around me, silently wondering if she's just dreaming?
How would she react when she wakes up again and finds me still in her arms looking up at her with wonder in my eyes?

>> No.15543993

I need some Krampus based MGs.

Because I just watched it.

>> No.15543995
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15543995

Wrestle the Cow.

>> No.15544000

>>15543995
Where's her ribcage?

>> No.15544002

So do monsters with a lack of male energy start to develop health problems?
Bad skin, scraggly hair, poor vision, eventually something worse similar to diabetes.
I'm curious if a reverse "I was a sucky dweeb but mamonobama saved my life" situation would work with average Anon picking up a foreveralone who was getting uglier and sadder by the year.

>> No.15544007

>>15544000
Hidden behind her massive rack? It's behind it somewhere.

>> No.15544012

>>15543968
Everything is long when you don't have someone to love

>> No.15544016
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>>15543968
I'm sure everyone will have a plaque.

>> No.15544018

>>15543981

>There's absolutely no way she was going to just jump you while your sleeping and have sex with you. Not now. Even though every part of her is practically screaming to go at it, she musters everything to hold herself back.
>She walks over to the top part of the bed, where your head is laying. She lowers herself so she's eye level with you and silently looks at your face with admiration.
>She reaches out and strokes your cheek, slowly and gently, enjoying the moment for as long as she can.
>You stir in your sleep which makes her panic a little move away but luckily for her, you just faced to the opposite direction.
>Now she thinks more of what to do. There's still many hours until morning so making breakfast for you would have to wait, as appealing as the idea sounds.
>She lifts the cover, taking another look at your backside. She inhales, exhales, and as carefully as possible, climbs into bed with you, wrapping her arms around you and gets comfortable, pulling up the covers over the both of you
>Not even that woke you up. She muses to herself that you must have had a long day
>Your bed feels better than she anticipated, making her more relaxed. She puts her body closer against yours, closing her eyes.
>As she falls asleep she hopes that this isn't a dream.

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15544024

>>15543974
>>15543981
>you wake up and roll over to see her standing in the doorway of your room
>you just assume it's another dream of her and roll over and go back to sleep
>reality dawns on and you quickly look again to see she's still there
>her eyes are wide and her mouth is open
>obviously in shock, tears running down her face
>you both say nothing, just look at each other at a loss for words
>both of you wondering "do they even know who i am?"
>you finally manage to sputter out "w-welcome home"
>tears are at full now for both of you but she's smiling so warmly that it would melt even the coldest man's heart
>"i'm home" she says as she slowly makes her way to the bed


>you both tentatively reach out to touch each other to make sure the other is real
>after minutes of gently touching each-other's hands you both firmly grasp them together with interlocked fingers
>she slowly slides into bed
>it's been 20 minutes now but both of you are still in total shock
>you spend your first night just cuddling
>holding eachother tight
>breathing in eachother's sent
>telling eachother how happy you are
>telling eachother how much you love them
>you'll have the rest of your lives together to have sex, right now you're still trying to get a grip on reality

>after hours and hours of this, she finally nuzzles into the crook of your neck, gives you a kiss, and falls asleep
>you follow along right after, feeling complete for the first time in your life

and when you wake up she's still there, just looking up at you sleeping

>> No.15544028
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>>15543945

I have planned for just such an occasion. If I woke up with Ran in my bed, and she could understand english, the first thing I would do is ask her about calculating the length and depth of the River Styx. You know, to make sure I'm not dreaming.

However, there are many boundaries in place making this difficult.
>Yukari
>she has to understand english (not unlikely, given her age and power)
>I'd have to convince her I could be a worthy father figure for Chen
>I'd have to get her to fall in love with somehow
>Yukari

My contingency plans mostly involve pleading for my life and cooking fried tofu.

>> No.15544031

>>15544028
You could just get a real waifu and not lust after a nasty hag's living laptop.

>> No.15544047

>>15544031

No, I couldn't. I don't mean wouldn't. Couldn't.

>> No.15544052
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15544052

>tfw no spooky nurse waifu

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>>15544047
There are plenty of other milfy foxes.
Why limit yourself to an illusionary rainman?

>> No.15544059

>>15544052
good.

>> No.15544065

Manticore wet nurse!

>> No.15544068

You know those gaurds in london that don't move for hours?
do you think soldier beetles will like them?

>> No.15544071

>>15544068
>Guard in guard house
>Soldier beetle staring at him, as unmoving as the guard
>A staring contest of legend
>Actually, about the only difference between the two is that he's sweating while she's dripping
>Shift change cannot possibly come soon enough.
Bonus points if she has one of those bitchin' hats too.

>> No.15544072

>>15541949
>Mobile Trace Suit not covering her whole tail
Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh...

>> No.15544073

>>15543650
Or maybe you only think so. I've been trying to get a chapter down for months and I just can't feel that the thing is flowing right no matter how many editors and spellcheckers approve of it (or the two dozen rejected pages/versions before the current one).

>> No.15544074

>>15544071
Would be fun if she only shows up for that one guy. or if the beetles change along with the gaurds

>> No.15544077
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15544077

pet the bark-bark.

>> No.15544087
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>>15544058

The fox you posted is indeed wonderful, but obsession is a hell of a thing. It feeds on itself, compounds itself. At some point you may even forget when you started obsessing in the first place. You only know that you love it and adore it, as if you have since the day you were born.

The rabbit hole is deep, after a time you lose your orientation. Concepts like "up" and "down" or "night" and "day" lose all meaning.

Anyway, good night anon. I commend your taste in foxes.

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15544091

>>15543176
I prefer cats.

Cats which are brown.

>> No.15544096

>>15544091
nice. brown jolteon.

>> No.15544106
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>>15543993
could have sworn i had better pictures of her. had to pull this one from google

>> No.15544115

No fighting monster to enjoy evo with

>> No.15544121

>>15543993
I still need to watch that.

I hear it's pretty good. Trailer looked cool.

>> No.15544130

I need a kunoichi, a quadbike, and 3 gallons of apple juice!
Don't ask why.

>> No.15544147

>>15544130
Trying to make high speed ninja cider?

>> No.15544151

>>15544147
Shh! there not meant to know!

>> No.15544152

>>15544147
nah, i'm pretty sure he's just trying to pull off the Sticky Hanzo, a popular sex act among kunoichis

>> No.15544155

>>15544130
The first thing that came to mind from "quadbike" was http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2208156 instead of a motor vehicle.
I might not be an especially good person.

>> No.15544163

Would tail plugs be a thing? Like butt plugs, but specifically for tail pussy.

>> No.15544165 [SPOILER] 
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Reminder to be careful when traveling alone.

Especially if you do stupid shit like burn down centaur forests or inherently piss everyone off by being a degenerate Renegade.

>> No.15544170

>>15544163
It's a way to maintain public modesty without a tail wrapping.

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>>15544170
>Not wanting cute tail wrapping

It's like you hate nice things.

>> No.15544174

>>15544172
That looks pretty dumb desu

>> No.15544179

>>15544163
>Like butt plugs, but specifically for tail pussy.
Would have to have a different name, since "Tail Plug" generally refers to a butt plug with a tail on the end.

But there have been stories with such a thing as you describe.

>> No.15544185

>>15544002
The settings info says that having more mamonobama (via having more semen) monsters get prettier, stronger, happier, and live longer. So the flipside of that implies that by NOT having regular D in V they'll become depressed stinky neets. Although "depressed stinky neet" in monstergirl terms may still be like 11/10 on the humangirl scale.

>> No.15544187

>>15542379
>Penywise: Some sentences too long
Would you mind telling me which story this was? I've recently made some conscious efforts in terms of my writing style and I'm curious is those efforts are reflected in this.

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>>15544174
You bring great shame upon yourself anon.

>> No.15544192

>>15544190
k.

>> No.15544194

>>15542379
Could you link the analyzer so those of us who just want to test our stories without attention whoring can use it?

>> No.15544199

>>15544185
>Not wanting to fuck Tomoko into Satsuki

>> No.15544201

>>15544024

>Some days later she makes to suggestion to lose your virginity to each other. Of course she can tell that you're virgin what with her being a monster and all.
>You naturally agree and when you do she gets really excited and tells you to wait for a bit so you do.
>She comes back but with a box that seems quite heavy
>Inside is a collection of things all with a unified goal of boosting libido, acting as aphrodisiacs, etc, etc. From her personal collection she's been saving in the (formerly) vain hopes of actually getting to use it, some of parents, friends, etc.
>It went without saying that the two of you had a very long night together, being quite the emotional moment too. By the time you finished the two of you were wiped out and there was no doubt that your waifu became pregnant.
>And you didn't even use all the contents from the box either

>> No.15544205

>>15544192
And you cum as fast as you reply.

How will you ever hope to please MGs in such a sorry state?

Even the Alps would laugh at you!

>> No.15544215

>>15544190
Is this a really off-model Alma Elma?
It looks kinda like her if she gave up her HEALTH

>> No.15544232

>>15544215
Looks like a younger version.

>> No.15544260

I'm wrapping up the second part of my story now. Currently sitting at almost 1200 words. I should have it posted tomorrow.

>> No.15544268

If I was a fisherman, I'd fuck EVERY single monster girl that got caught in my net

I'm sure everyone agrees with me

>> No.15544270

>>15544199
>eyebrows get bushier by the week
>becomes more assertive
>ass and thighs begin to gain definition out of nowhere
>before you notice, you've brushed her hair into feet of glossy silk

Satsukiforming would be worth doing to every MG with the potential for it.

>> No.15544271

>>15544268
nah

>> No.15544279

>>15544271
Tell me one sea species you wouldn't have sex with

If you say Sea Slime, we have a serious problem

>> No.15544290

>>15544268
I mean, nah? You'd be facing the opposite of the usual lonely sailor problem.
And you'd risk acting out The Fisherwoman's Husband, or worse a scene out of Dead Man's Chest.
Plus they're all covered in seawater and smell like fish. 3/10 would not bang.

>> No.15544293

>>15544279
It's not that I'm against a particular species. I'm just not as interested in fucking everything in sight.

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>> No.15544328

>>15544279
Sea slime is literally my favourite sea mg. I like merrows' body better, but sea slime is really moe.

I don't think I'd throw any of 'em back. Maybe mermaids, because I always worry I might catch one that's too into her bloodplay.

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>>15544328

>> No.15544337

>>15544290
>Plus they're all covered in seawater and smell like fish.
I'm sure most of them have some kind of good smelling body oil covering them

>>15544293
So you're the romantic type huh? Merrows got you covered

>> No.15544338

>>15544279
KC mermaids. I just don't like tubby fish tails. Bith has to have SOMe land locomotion. Like the blizzard naga. Now those are some fine fish tails.

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>>15544353
Slutty Mermaids: The Anime

>> No.15544364

>>15544353
Little Missy, food costs money, and my gametes don't materialise out of thin air, you know. There are plenty of aqua ladies who are clamouring for a daily dose of vitamin D, so tell me, why should I give it to YOU without getting anything in return, eh?

>> No.15544370

>>15544199
I've been on /jp/ since the /a/ hegira, so I probably count as a refused-to-integrate-immigrant here, but whatever:
I'm a teraphilic pervert, but I am not a weeb, and I have no idea who those people(?) are.

>> No.15544375

>>15544370
This is the wordiest method of saying "lul who dat" I have ever seen.
Good job (and thanks for teaching me an obscure Arabic loanword)

>> No.15544384

>>15544364
So you're a prostitute?

>> No.15544387

>>15544375
>not knowing hegira from Battletech
Not even him but shame on you, son.

>> No.15544433
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Cutest MGs

>> No.15544437

>>15544387
I actually genuinely did get it from Religion of Peace when I was actually reading some of its stuff for /pol/ purposes.
My time would have been substantially better spent playing Battletech or watching mermaid porn, but win some lose some.

>> No.15544439

>>15544433
some sort of dragon?

>> No.15544444

>>15544433
PICKLE-PEE

>> No.15544465

Im going to have a seat in my garden and have a drink some tea
nothings going to ruin my day

>> No.15544467

So tell me anon. Why did you move to MGC? You know it's dangerous for single men here.

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>>15544439
All dragons are cute

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>>15544465

>> No.15544481
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>>15544471
Snakes are cute

>> No.15544493

>>15544475
>Spider spots anon sitting down on the grass under the sun, hunched over and snoozing
>She thinks she found a cute human boy to bully
>Little does she know he's in his maximum comfy zen state, surrounded by his sanctuary of silence
>She lowers herself down from a tree behind him, and noiselessly drops to the ground
>She stalks up to him and runs her claw-like finger along his jaw while leaning low to nibble at his ear
>She expects him to react a lot of ways
>She doesn't expect him to turn his head and plant a kiss on her lips
>She doesn't expect him to rise, grab one of her legs and use it as leverage to flip her over onto her back
>She doesn't expect him to climb on her and lie down with his head between her huge arachnid tits, facing upwards to the blue sky, his legs crossed on her spider abdomen
>She doesn't expect him to snooze until the sun begins to set, pinning her under him, unable to move part because of his weight, part because he is resting so peacefully, part because she still can't figure out how to react to the development.

>> No.15544495

>>15544467
Well considering every human girl in the world has been turned into some sort of cum-hungry super rapist, this place actually isnt that much worse than anywhere else.

So to answer your question, there's work here.

>> No.15544498

>>15544495
>So to answer your question, there's work here.
Work in the "hospitality" industry?

>> No.15544502

>>15544495
>So to answer your question, there's work here.
What kind of work?

>> No.15544508

>>15544498
I do male voice acting. It pays well, seeing as men are slowly being bred out of existence.

Dont know if its the same everywhere, but so far I only have monstergirl daughters.

>> No.15544511

>>15544502
Professional body pillow. It's great. Pays a lifetime in happiness for a work contract that only lasts a day.

>> No.15544517

>>15544508
Hi, /pol/.

>> No.15544519

Actually, that got me thinking. If you anons worked in MGC, what would you work as?
And how many of you are just going to work in the porn industry or find a sugar momma?

>> No.15544525

>>>15544519
>working
Nigga, if I can shack myself up with some undead nobility, I'm going to be a domestic husbando

>> No.15544526

>>15544519
Paladin.
Can't indulge my captured-and-raped-and-mindbroken fetish any better way.

>> No.15544529
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15544529

Hello anons! It's time for some more writefag drama!

I've run two dozen writefags through an automated statistical text analysis tool and made a table of the interesting and comparable stats. I've taken the newest chapter they've put up instead of trying to find a one-shot for everyone, so there's some differences to yesterday's results at >>15542379. I put in all the writefags that were requested and some others that sounded familiar when I went through the pastebin list.

I've marked the writefags according to a weighted scoring system, which is harder on people who get more lighter strikes like YBA and Peny, but lighter on people who really suck at one category like Iron Beast. Dunno if that's fair, but you can order them in your head yourself since the stats are all there.

Some of the golden boys with no marks are popular guys you'd expect to see there, but there's also a couple of dark horses, as well as a couple of popular guys with a lot of marks.

And here's the link to the tool again:
https://www.slickwrite.com

>> No.15544532

>>15544519
No matter where I live, my passion is the sea. Im a commercial deep sea diver, so I'd probably try and do that.

Although, we probably wouldnt be needed when there are monstergirls who can breathe underwater, with no need for decompression. Also far stronger than a human man. Sad day.

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>>15544529
> still didn't make the cut

Well, time to sudoku

>> No.15544535

>>15544529
why?

>> No.15544538

>>15544529
But why?

>> No.15544539

>>15544532
> Although, we probably wouldnt be needed when there are monstergirls who can breathe underwater

Men who already know how to into underwater would be in higher demand then ever when monstergirls are around. Just... not for work.
You'd be the trophy-iest husbando in all the neritic zone

>> No.15544541

>>15544529
I always knew I should kill myself, but now there's math to prove it!
What does any of this mean anyway?

>> No.15544542

>>15544529
Autism.

>> No.15544543

>>15544541
It means you're a shit writer and anyone who liked your work only did so because they're a philistine with no appreciation of the medium.

>> No.15544545

>>15544529
I'm not sure if writing can really be effectively scored by a website anyway. Sure it can score things from a technical standpoint but there's no way of judging how fun the story is to read or anything of real importance, renders the whole thing pointless really.

>> No.15544546

>>15544543
Joke's on you, nobody ever liked anything I wrote!
But seriously though, what the hell is this?

>> No.15544547

>>15544546
> But seriously though, what the hell is this?
see >>15544542

>> No.15544551

>>15544546
>But seriously though, what the hell is this?
Someone trying to start drama.

He's not doing a very good job of it.

>> No.15544553

>>15544543
Anyone willingly touching anything here is a philistine with no appreciation of the medium. Chill out.

>> No.15544554

>>15544539
>>15544539
You've given me an idea for a deep saturation honeymoon resort, at the bottom of the ocean.

Picture the movie The Abyss, except now you can fuck the locals. Maybe you're right, maybe this is my calling.

>> No.15544557

>>15544554
Always liked The Abyss, even if it always makes me mad when they're just holding their breath and swimming at a depth where the water pressure would insta-kill you.
Write this story, dude.

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>>15544553
I was being sarcastic, but fair play, I'm stupid for failing to remember that tone does not transmit over the Internet.

TL;DR, machine analysis of prose is literally worthless until AI passes the Turing Test, and probably not even then, because lit quality it's so subjective and contextual.

>> No.15544567

>>15544554
> honeymoon resort
> fuck the locals

Not a GREAT start to a marriage, tbqh

>> No.15544570

>>15544567
Unless you go there to get married so you can spend your honeymoon with a local.

>> No.15544578

>>15544444
Quints confirm Harpy.
>>15544467
I heard there's lots of dojos here. I'm going to break them all with my skills!

>> No.15544579

Since we're in this whole writing topic I'll talk about this stupid idea I've had for months now

A story about the Demons of Chaos rising (Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Shub-Niggurath, etc...) and they try to overthrow the Demon Lord

But instead of it being a violent war it would be this weird conflict where the side that gets the most men wins

Demons of Chaos would use mostly mind control and mind break while the Demon Lord would use seduction and love

The Demons of Chaos would be the antagonists because of how immoral their methods are but there would be a twist that showcases how every man who fell victim to them actually kept most of their "self" and is leading a happy life coupled with an eldritch abomination

What do you guys think of this?

Feel free to share your own stupid ideas too

>> No.15544582
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15544582

>>15544519
I'd stop working if I emigrated to MGC. Having my every needs taken care of by a cute monster girl who wants to fuck and cuddle constantly would be very nice.

I'm the enemy of Kikimoras everywhere

>> No.15544587

>>15544579
Old Ones are not "Demons of Chaos", you know?

>> No.15544591

>>15544557
Well, at risk of getting off topic, you can actually swim at any depth and be fine. The ocean wont crush you quite like that. However, it would force all the air from your lungs, so you'd be swimming on empty.

Also, the pressure on your lungs would to great to allow air to refill them, unless the force of the air entering your lungs is greater than that of the bottom pressure. Even a mermaid or kraken couldnt give you air via mouth to mouth, unless they had godlike lungs, but if your face was exposed, you'd freeze to death.

And after your second breath, you would be intoxicated with nitrogen narcosis aka the rapture of the deep. The deeper you are, the more drunk you feel while breathing air. I felt pretty damn drunk at 250feet deep. I cant even imagine the effects at 5000. Youd be instantaneously unconscious.

>> No.15544594

>>15544591
So Mermaids be magic, gotcha.

>> No.15544595

>>15544529
I'm not quite sure how to read this, and that's a bad thing I'm assuming. But I want to know anyways, because it seems like overly long sentences screwed me.

>> No.15544602

>>15544587
Not him but:
"demons of chaos" is the MGE equivalent to the old once. So you can almost just say that Demons of chaos is sexullized old once.

>> No.15544605

>>15544582
I want to be my kikimora maid's enemy and get beaten up by her nightly

>> No.15544606

>>15544587
They pretty much are in MGE. They're referred to as the chaos faction.

>> No.15544608

>>15544602
>>15544606
I disapprove of this, but if KC says it is so, then let it be so in his setting.

>> No.15544612

>>15544608
You could just go with the "not in my headcannon".

>> No.15544617

Succubutts are pretty great.

>> No.15544618

>>15544594
There's probably some Elder Demons spell that fixes all those problems anyway. What a time to be alive as a monster sex slave.

>> No.15544619

>>15544612
I did say "in his setting". It's different from mine. Mine is incomplete.

>> No.15544621

>>15544612
My resolve to most of KC's writing

>> No.15544624

>>15544617
And Succuboobies.

>> No.15544626
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>>15544617
That they are.

>> No.15544629

>>15544529
Wow, apparently i wrote the second deny a lot better then i though(with help from proofreaders)

might need to try and write a bit more in it to see if i still enjoy it.

>> No.15544632

>>15544617
I want to hug a succubutt. Sexually.

>> No.15544634

>>15544629
or i am retarded and i cant read this info graphic.

>> No.15544661

>>15544529
I don't understand any of this. Are the red marks good?

>> No.15544662
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>>15544617
I want to summon a pure succubus as a servant I'll deny sex!

>> No.15544674

>>15544579
Pretty OK. I think that's actually how it would play out in the canon MGE, too. The factions don't fight each other; they just compete for cultural domination via sex olympics and compete to control the future by trying very vigorously to outbreed their ideological rivals and get all the men for themselves.
Either before or after the other side has married them. I know everyone shits on male NTR, but I kinda want to be one of the 'fertile breeders' that tribes try to forcibly kidnap from each other. Bonus points if my original wife wins me back at the end, but, y'know, it's not *really* infidelity if she kidnaps you out of your marital bed and rapes you

>> No.15544675

>>15544661
No, they're bad. Anyone on the red needs to be killed, anyone in the orange needs to kill themselves and everyone yellow needs to become hermit in the wilderness.

>> No.15544677

>>15544662
Okay, but what's she getting out of it?
Contracts are a two-way street.

>> No.15544680

>>15544675
Maybe if I kill myself I'll become closer to the undead and write about them in a more informed light. Brb.

>> No.15544682

>>15544662
That would cause her physical harm though.

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>>15544677
She gets to meet, hang out with and try to seduce a guy.

All the men in Pandemonium are either taken or non-existent

>> No.15544698

>>15544617
That they are. Vanilla is a great flavor.
I imagine that a succubus who really wants me would get more and more desperate with each attempt at seduction since I'm so oblivious to that kind of stuff.
Before long, she might start getting touchy-feely and go straight for the kisses.

>> No.15544709

>>15544617
Only if you are a cuck and want to eat sloppy seconds

>> No.15544718
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>>15544698
I'm pretty sure I'd be downight awful at playing hard-to-get.

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>>15544718
>>15544698
You'd probably make an inexperienced succubus cry

>> No.15544784

the fact I enjoy oat biscuits was a serious deal breaker for a woman i talked to once. monsters wold not care about that. well, apart from a kiki who is psycho about crumbs or something like that

>> No.15544791

>>15544784
Why the hell would that be a deal breaker?
For that matter, how can someone dislike oat biscuits?

>> No.15544797

>>15544791
>Why the hell would that be a deal breaker?
She never did say.

>> No.15544807

>>15544529
Thanks for being an autistic little shit and rubbing in how much of a shit writer I still am. Hope you step on a fucking LEGO.

>> No.15544823

>>15544807
I went over my head as i could not tell what it meant

>> No.15544842

>>15544529
>All green

Does that mean I'm good?

>> No.15544856

>>15544823
Jesus dude, just google it.
>Prepositional phrase
http://examples.yourdictionary.com/prepositional-phrases-examples.html

>Long sentences
https://www.visualthesaurus.com/cm/wc/how-to-write-long-sentences-that-wont-confuse/

Unless you're Machine those are the only ones that got tripped.

>> No.15544865

>>15544842
It means you're not doing anything so obviously wrong that a computer can find it. Alp is definitely a worse writer than YBA, though, so you shouldn't take the numbers as gospel.

>> No.15544871

>>15544865
Well, I'll take it that I'm not completely shit at the technical aspect, then.

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>>15544529
What's the arbitrary scaling for the system? You just picked the stuff out of hat after looking at the curve? Shouldn't be, considering how much of a spread you have in something like passive voice, which if you did that by a curve would hammer people like Beast. Also, trying to force to two decimal places when the marker is at a single percent is silly. That's tracking by a ten thousandth, way outside statistical error.

You would have been better off not making a point system out of it and just presenting the data. That gives a better feel. A sorted graph would be even better. One sec.

>> No.15544895

>>15544886
>Lowest reading level with my stories

It's a good thing I wanted to be the R.L. Stine of MG writefags then!

>> No.15544902

>>15544886
Look at https://www.slickwrite.com
The indices are bad if they're over 100 and adverbs if they're over 5.5%. I picked the grades above the cut-off point out of my ass.

>> No.15544907

>>15544762
Look man, I ain't gonna do her job for her.
In fact, her crying would just make things worse. I don't want to look like some asshole who made a girl cry, so I'd peace out in a flash.

>> No.15544913

>>15544865
To be fair the entire thing is bullshit.
>Comparing prose and greentext
>Can't judge if something is boring or a load of shit, only technical writing
>Ranking Alp above penywise and and on the same level as thunderbrother

>> No.15544921

>>15544529
Welp, tried putting a story I wrote through it for shits and giggles.

I have no clue if the result is positive or negative by the metric you used for your chart though.

>> No.15544927

>>15544921
Click the blue titles for the stats

>> No.15544932

>>15544886
>reading level 2
Great now all I can think of is Monster Girl children's books.

>> No.15544936

>>15544932
Just means your stories are easier to access. I wouldn't take it too hard.

>> No.15544939

>>15544902
That's why looking the whole thing is needed though. Somebody with short direct sentences, no adverbs or prepositions would score high on several but would be tanked in reading level because there's no complexity. If you're going by 5.5 on the adverbs too, only one person failed that. I can't find anything on the standardization of Prepositional Phrase Index except that it's only used in calculating a part of the Reading Level/Readablility Level called the Chunk test. The adverbs and verb tense is part of this too.

They probably left all that stuff in there since they had to calculate it anyway. That way, when you compare it to the Readability, you can figure out what affected what.

>>15544913
The data isn't bad. It's the grading system that's bullshit. Which makes sense, as it's the one thing in there not developed by professionals. The posted even said that. He really should have left it off.

>> No.15544941

>>15544936
How does an algorithm know whats easy or hard to read?

>> No.15544951

>>15544941
Reading level is based on vocabulary I'm assuming. So if you aren't writing a science paper in your story, it'll naturally grade your reading level lower.

>> No.15544959

>>15544941
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automated_readability_index
Amount of letters per word and words per sentence.

>> No.15544964

>>15544959
This doesn't take into account archaic and old ues of certain words.

>> No.15544970

>>15544932
That's about Dr. Seuss level. Pulp fiction is about 5th-7th grade level. Most mainstream fiction doesn't get much higher than that for accessibility reasons. So the spread is about what you would expect for snippets of smut and a couple more average stories.

>> No.15544972

>>15544959
>put Beowulf through the thing
>ARI 2.14
Probs not really a case of more bigger equals more better

>> No.15544973

>>15544927
Blue titles?

Well, at least when I look at the things used for the grading on that chart, I got 104.32 on Prepositional Phrases, 32.99 on Passive Voice, 4.46% Adverbs, and I couldn't find a percentile value on Long Sentences, and I can't be fucked to do it myself. Hit 6.55 on Automated Readability.

Evidently, I must work on cutting down on my prepositions.

>> No.15544980

>>15544939
Still should've never been brought up since it only serves to make people feel pretty shit in a place that's already pretty much reputed to drive writefags off ( though more times than not they kind of do it to themselves ).

>> No.15544981

>>15544529
>>15544972
>>ARI 2.14
>Beowulf
>ARI 2.14
>Harblador
>ARI 2.14
>literally identical
Demented Old One confirmed.

>> No.15544985

>>15544980
>only serves to make people feel pretty shit
Or they could take a look at how they scored and try to improve, maybe even by running their drafts through the analyzer while they're working.

>> No.15544994

>>15544980
It's just a program. You'd have to have pretty thin skin to really be offended by what a computer says.

>> No.15544996

>>15544985
>Taking the time to run a draft through a machine that won't offer meaningful input, rather than having it being reviewed by a group of peers

>> No.15544997

You should be improving yourself on feedback from flesh and blood, not ones and zeroes. Nothing good comes from basing competency on an arbitrary algorithm. It can be a gentle push in the right direction, sure, but it's not a be-all end-all.

>> No.15545014

This entire thing is only marginally better than writing a guide on how to be a writefag. All because some autistic twat decided that a machine is totally a better judge than people.

>> No.15545018

>>15545014
Which writefag is gonna be the next to snap and write scathing reviews on his fellow writefag colleagues?

>> No.15545022

>>15545018
It wouldn't surprise me if the guy who done this was a writefag who got a good score on that site and used it as a subtle way to stroke his ego.

>> No.15545039

>>15545014
>some autistic twat decided that a machine is totally a better judge than people
Lol at that projection. You're the only one who's even implied that.

>> No.15545051

>>15545039
Please tell me what the point in even posting it multiple times was if he didn't think it was? He seemed pretty intent on forcing a discussion on it.

>> No.15545065

>>15545051
>posting it multiple times
What, you mean >>15542314 and >>15544529? One of them's got more than double the amount of stories analyzed and more data for each. You're not making any sense, are you sure you're not an asspained writefag or something?

>> No.15545069

>>15545065
Not even a writefag, just tired of the "this machine said this guy is better than this one so it must be true!" metaposting without even discussing the stories or monster girls in any way.

Even someone blogging about what video game they just played is better than this.

>> No.15545095

>>15545069
To be fair, I never got that vibe from the guy. I think he was just trying to do something neat to spark discussion.

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>when you see some shit too crazy to not post

http://i.imgur.com/4vdP6TT.png

>> No.15545115 [DELETED] 

TL;DR: thread's tryhard climate and misplaced obsession over writefags prove inherently destructive once again. See 'ya next week troglodytes.

>> No.15545116

>>15545113
I'm actually sad that breeding season got canceled. What really bugs me was that he refused to sell the assets back.

>> No.15545132

>>15545116
I never had much faith to begin with. The project lead had no idea what he was doing, drama with the artist aside. The game has been in pre alpha for 6 years, with the game planned to have gone into beta in 2020 and released a few years after. It was already dead in the water.

>> No.15545143

>>15545132
>with the game planned to have gone into beta in 2020
>Furryfaggots payed for this

>> No.15545146

>>15545143
Furries will pay excessive amounts of money for anything.

>> No.15545156

>>15545116
At least monster girl island seems safe for now. Dev always posting progress, doesn't work with anyone so he avoids drama and most the designs look great.

>> No.15545157

>>15545146
This. They'd pay for air if they could.

>> No.15545166

>>15545116
It was doomed to fail with two horrible project leads who keep suckling the patreon teat while having no idea what the hell they were doing management-wise. Both of them try to present their accounts as unbiased and it's just fucking sad. I really can't blame the rest of the team resigning. What a mess.

>> No.15545179

>>15545157
They'd pay for air if it has a snout and a thick, thigh-sized horsecock

>> No.15545199
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>>15544529
Hey now, that's no where close to my newest chapter.
Then again, I haven't updated my pastebin in forever and I'm pretty sure that's where you snagged text files from.

>> No.15545226
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15545226

>"Hey, nice place you got here bub, mind if I bunk for a while?"

>> No.15545231

>>15545226
Sure.

>> No.15545232

>>15545199
Which one are you?

>> No.15545235

>>15545226
Do you have a Cu Sith friend?

>> No.15545243

>>15545226
>you will never wipe Cait and Cu Siths from existence with your Ignis

>> No.15545249

>>15545243
Fire will cleanse their sins.

>> No.15545252

>>15545226
Sure. My waifu likes cats.

>> No.15545264

>>15545226
>Cait Sith tries this
>Wurm wife answers door
>Goes full Elmyra on it
>Cait Sith gets loved and hugged and squeezed until it wishes the pain would stop forever

>> No.15545267

>>15545226
>"Hi, fish and wildlife? There was some kind of wild animal in my house and I shot it, do you want to come look at it?"

>> No.15545271

>>15545267
"It's a zerglin' Rhett."

>> No.15545289
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15545289

>>15545252
>>15545264
>>15545226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JlVqfC8-UI

>> No.15545290

>>15545226
ANIMAL CONTROL

>> No.15545291

>>15545226
I'd let a Cait Sith stay for one night if she was willing to pay the fee with her body.

One night I'd instantly regret mind you but pent up sexual frustration needs to be let out somehow.

>> No.15545294

>>15545291
Do you think she would mew in pleasure as you ravished here body?

>> No.15545311

>>15545289
Ew. Might let her in, but I would never let her near my dick. My waifu would probably burn her too if she tried.

>> No.15545318

>>15545294
I think she'd lie there like a dead fish with a bored face, maybe fiddle with her iphone while she gets it. You know, catgirl style.

>> No.15545323

>>15545294
Most likely, complete with gripping the sheets with her claws when the pace picks up.

Thinking about all the cat hair on the bed after is making this seem like not such a good idea though.

>> No.15545330

>>15545318
>"Jeez anon can you hurry up and cum? I'm trying to talk to my cat friends"
>"Be a good boy and bring me some fish after you're done cleaning up, I need a treat to get over the disappointment"
How much of a bruise to a man's ego would that be, getting humiliated by a Cait Sith.

>> No.15545334

>>15545226
I'm allergic to pet hair, so unless you can conjure up a spell to alleviate all of my symptoms, you gotta go.

>> No.15545345
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15545345

How would your parents react to Monster Girls?

>> No.15545350

>>15545226
I'm allergic to cats.

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15545359

>>15545345

>> No.15545361

>>15545330
Sounds like 3dpd nonsense. Surely a MG would not stoop to such levels?

>> No.15545362

>>15545330
Would it be worse to get this treatment from a tiny almost-loli catgirl or a huge jinko?

>> No.15545365

>>15545345
They would probably with fine with the nicer ones.

>> No.15545367

>>15545361
Only the Siths.

>> No.15545380
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15545380

>>15545367
A Sith Lord?

>> No.15545386

>>15545345
Fucking kakuen, man. Go back to your third world mist continent already.

>> No.15545389

>>15545345
My sister forces SJW propaganda down my father's throat and my mom is a really accepting woman, so they would be fine with it. I'm sure they would be scared when I show up with my waifu home though.

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15545391

>>15545367
>>15545380

>> No.15545393
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>> No.15545395
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>> No.15545396

>>15545345
They'd probably be fine, although lolis, centaurs, obviously lewd girls, and zombies may raise some eyebrows.

>> No.15545397

>>15545389
How scary could she be?

>> No.15545398

>>15545393
>>15545395

Are you posting random pictures for the sake of draining our images?

>> No.15545400

>>15545389
>so they would be fine with it.
Your SJW sister wouldn't be, the fuck are you smoking, anon?

>> No.15545401

>>15545398
Did you miss that a mod came in and said when we reach image limit we can start a new thread?

>> No.15545404

>>15545398
Not like it matters anymore

>> No.15545405

>>15545400
It's a good thing he's not bringing his waifu home to his sister then huh?

>> No.15545408

>>15545401
>>15545404
Spamming images solely for the sake of being able to make a new thread is pretty shitty man.

That, and our previous threadmaking method (Actually waiting until we fucking archive) was far more efficient than this mess.

>> No.15545410

>>15545362
I think a Jinko doing that would turn me on. Would almost be like a challenge to make her scream so loud the deaf Ryu across the street could hear it.

>> No.15545413

>>15545397
You know those winged lizards that could destroy kingdoms if they wanted to? She is one of those.

>>15545400
She told me she literally forces herself to accept everyone. So MGs would be no exception.

>> No.15545415

>>15545401
>>15545404
Doesn't mean it's okay to spam old pictures everyone's seen before with absolutely no context. Let it reach the image limit naturally rather than racing to do it in order to post a new thread for no reason.

>> No.15545418
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15545418

>>15545389
If it makes you feel better Ghostbusters fucking bombed and it doesn't have 3rd World to recoup profits. You could say it busted. Which thank God, the climax is them shooting the ghost buster's logo in the dick.

>> No.15545420

>>15545408
>>15545415
I would rather not refrain ourselves. Actions have consequences and they become more obvious the less bridled you are. Here to hoping this serves as an example and our old customs become enforced once more. If not, nothing of value was lost, really.

>> No.15545429

>>15545418
>the climax is them shooting the ghost buster's logo in the dick.
I was expecting that somehow. How disappointing was it?

>> No.15545432

>>15545418
That's a situation that would make the monster girls proud.
I want a tall, girly girl, muscle werewolf to go to the movies with me.

>> No.15545438

>>15545418
Really? I heard it did pretty well

>> No.15545439

>>15545432
>I want a tall, girly girl, muscle werewolf to go to the movies with me.
>You will never go to the movies with your Monster Girl friends and have a good time

>> No.15545444

>>15545432
>Dickbusters
>4 mojo MG's team up to find a way to force men to dick them
>They invent a way to separate dicks from bodies and store them as living dildos
>The rest of the movie is them raping all the disembodied dicks while their bodies squirm and moan on the street
Cyclops, Oomukade, ???, ???

>> No.15545446

>>15545439
Good. I don't deserve such thing.

>> No.15545448

>>15545439
Life truly is awful.


>>15545429
>>15545429
I personally haven't seen it but the reviews I've seen online seem to indicate that, while it isn't outright shit, it's simply a mediocre film that borrows heavily from the original despite claiming to 'do its own thing'

>> No.15545451

>>15545444
Is the ending with bob the beast sapp?

>> No.15545454

>>15545418
So do you have the actual uncensored version, or are those censors just pasted over the Patreon nonsense?

>> No.15545455
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>>15545418
I don't even hate the all female cast. I just don't like remakes. It's pretty shitty and cashgrabby.

Why can't they make something new and original? Let me remember great films fondly without terrible remakes and sequels casting their long shadow over them.

>> No.15545456

>>15545439
You can't just be "friends" with a MG. Feelings are always involved.

>> No.15545465

>>15545451
They open a portal to another dimension and steal the dick of a titan. The final half-hour is just them doing koonago and urethral fisting to a dick the size of a human.

>> No.15545466 [DELETED] 

>>15545454
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5237840

>> No.15545474

>>15545345
My dad would immediately start into a religious tirade. My mom would be screaming at me because in a world full of baby-crazed rape machines, I still haven't given her grandkids.

My sister'd be in the back. Drunk and laughing her ass off.

>> No.15545476

>>15545474
What MG would you be bringing home? A succybus?

>> No.15545477

>>15545466
Nice.

>> No.15545496

Do monster girls stop doing lewd things to other girls completely once they get married?

>> No.15545500
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>>15545474
I wonder what my family would think. My mother's already concerned about me marrying a foreigner, imagine what would happen if I brough an Abomination with two lower jaws and a tongue made of small tentacles home.

>> No.15545502

>>15545496
Do you want to bait?

>> No.15545503

>>15545345
Well, my mom's hyper religious
And most MG's are "demons" or basedd off of them
Then you have Lamia's
And my mom's afraid of spiders
And lizards
And super superstitious so ghosts and the like are a no no
Yeah, wouldn't be to great unless their cosplay tier.

>> No.15545504
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>>15545226
Siths are cute. I wanna pet and spoil all the dog and cat girls, including them.

>> No.15545508

>>15545496
If their husband is OK with it, if they even care what he thinks.

Just because a MG loves you doesn't mean that she's going to do what you want her to.

>> No.15545511

>>15545500
"We don't want grandkids"

>> No.15545532
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I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY

>> No.15545537

>>15545532
This guy is kinda okay at drawing thick bodies, but his faces are off-kilter more often than not.

>> No.15545540

>>15545532
WE'RE READY WE'RE READY WE'RE READY!
What are we ready for?

>> No.15545541

What happens if you feed wight milk to a zombie?

>> No.15545544

>>15545532
She looks a bit weird there, but that won't stop me from giving her the dick.

>> No.15545550

>>15545541
Actually nothing. If you mix your semen with the milk however... I hope your body is ready.

>> No.15545551

>>15545476
>Milfcubus.

Aaaand, this is pretty much how any meeting of monster and my family turns out...

>Anglican Dad is losing his fucking mind.
>Mom is screaming louder to try and be heard over him.
>They both hear what each other is saying and begin arguing, which gets douche stepdad and Italian immigrant stepmom involved.
>Dishes and fists are being thrown everywhere.
>Sister walks in wearing headphones, whistling a jaunty tune and nonchalantly dodging the chaos around her as she raids the fridge for more beer.
>Just staring at waifu while all this is happening.
>She has the decency to at least look a little sheepish.
>Don't even need to explain at this point that this is exactly why we don't invite my entire family over with my facebook account while I'm busy dropping a deuce.
>Tiny Scottish Grandma lets out a loud "Ach!" from the other room and demands I bring more wine.

>> No.15545552

>>15545540
For our waifus warm embrace, or cold if she is an undead.

>> No.15545562
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15545562

BIG
MEATY
PAWS

>> No.15545568

>>15545552
>or cold if she is an undead.
Don't worry, I'll warm her up. And then we could cuddle all night.

>> No.15545569

>>15545345
They wouldn't care as long as I was happy, plus a Kobold isn't the most threatening of MGs. My mom might be a little weirded out if my waifu acts to childish for an adult, but she probably wouldn't say anything.

>> No.15545581 [SPOILER] 
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15545581

What would your reaction be if you're running away from monster girls and one of them yells "You'll never escape!"

>> No.15545583
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15545583

Careful not to get bullied

>> No.15545586

>>15545581
Skarner please. You're a Pokemon, not a Monstergirl

>> No.15545589

>>15545581
I would probably pop a zhonyas.

>> No.15545590

>>15539337
>>15539343
Late to the party, but what doujin is this? If it's got lolicon and werewolves, I can't not know about it.

>> No.15545598

>>15545586
http://i.imgur.com/ghRMoNw.jpg

>WightthrowingpokemonatAlarauneandAlp.jpg

>> No.15545603

>>15545581
Escape.

>>15545583
Why? Them bullying me means that I can bully them later.

>> No.15545605

>>15545583
She can't bully me if she's my waifu.

>> No.15545607

>>15545583
>not wanting to be dressed up like a girl by a dragon
What a fucking faggot.

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>>15545583

>> No.15545613

>>15545607
Enjoy your alping, fag

>> No.15545614
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>>15545603
>>15545605
>>15545607
Just be careful, your daughteru might bully the both of you later

>> No.15545619

>>15545614
My dautheru knows that I dressed as a princess in order to get captured by my waifu. If she tries to bully me I will tell every boy that she brings home her secrets.

>> No.15545622

>>15545581
"Watch me" is what I'd like to think I would say.
But damn, I might just lead her on for a bit then "accidentally" trip and get caught.

>> No.15545623

>>15545611
Nice

>>15545613
How's he going to Alp when he clearly does it for a female?

>> No.15545628

>>15545619
>I dressed as a princess in order to get captured by my waifu
That's a great idea. I'd do that and then when she captures me so she'll realize too late I'm actually poor and I can say No Backsies!

>> No.15545630 [DELETED] 

>>15545628
>>15545623
>>15545619
>>15545614
>>15545607
>>15545583
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468690248098.webm

>> No.15545638

>>15545628
>Dragon captures me thinking I was a princess
>"Too bad, I'm actually the hero!"
>"That is here to be your loyal servant"

Dragon waifu got so confused she just raped me.

>> No.15545643 [DELETED] 

>>15545630
I leave to watch a tutorial of how to shave with a straight razor and I come back to this?

>> No.15545648

>>15545613
Why does it seem like everyone who mentions alps in /mgt/ has never even read their entry?

>> No.15545649

>>15545648
Because they're dank meems.

>> No.15545654

>>15545648

I'm more under the impression that they know about the entry but don't care and ignore it.

>> No.15545656

>>15545648
It's just a dumb meme that's lost any real meaning beyond 'gayyyy'

>> No.15545661

>>15545638
Does she rape you while still wearing the dress?

>> No.15545665

What do dragons do with princesses? Use them as bait to lure knights in?

>> No.15545670 [DELETED] 

>>15545630
Goddamn faggots.

>> No.15545671

>>15545665
It's good sport. Maybe it's catch and release, or maybe she keeps them like pets.

>> No.15545677

>>15545665
Trade them to succubi for gems and gold.

>> No.15545679

>>15545671
>Not turning them into maids
Turning royalty into servants really turns me on. Bonus points if you manage to mind break them into enjoying it.

>> No.15545683
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>>15545562
WELL THESE PAWS AIN'T FOR JUST ATTRACTIN' MATES

>> No.15545684

>>15545679
Disgusting.

>> No.15545685

>>15545677
>not turning them into dragon motif succubi

>> No.15545688

>>15545679
Just for that I'm going to tenderly love a princess and have a dragon maid I don't dick.

>> No.15545689

>>15545683
No those gigantic breasts are.

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15545696

>>15545685
Whatever gets them corrupted. It's a HUGE turn-on for me.

>> No.15545703

>>15545684
>>15545688
Princesses get off on this sort of thing. It's like raping an Elf, they all secretly want it.
http://imgur.com/a/YiPfs

>> No.15545708

>>15545696
>liking corruption
>when purification corruption (barely) exists

>> No.15545711

>>15545689
Her snuggle lumps are for saving lives from the cold

>> No.15545716

>>15545696
What is the demon lord doing to those poor Eros? Won't that piss Eros off that she is so blatantly poaching her creations?

>> No.15545719

>>15545696
I want to run into an old childhood friend after she's been turned into a holst and ask why she has a little heart tatoo above her pubic area.
I want her to bashfully explain that it was something she drunkenly got one evening because she thought I'd like it.

>> No.15545725

>>15545661
Sometimes. Little lizard has a "ripping clothes off" fetish.

>>15545665
It depends on what the dragon wants. She can be a bait, slave or maybe it's just the tradition. Some dragons also capture princess to get hints on how to properly treat a male.

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>>15545708
No one wants your literature and 'good news' paladin!

>> No.15545731

>>15545590
Werewolf Classroom.

>> No.15545734

>>15545728
I'd want a paladin but only so I could turn her into a breeding machine.

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>> No.15545737

>>15545719
>because she thought I'd like it.

Well anon, do you?

>> No.15545738

>>15545703
No

>> No.15545742

>>15545696
Corruption a best.

I want to turn Megumin into a chuuni Alice.

>> No.15545745

>>15545737
Yep.
Especially if it has two little hearts where her ovaries are.

>> No.15545747

>>15545728
>no one wants your literature and "good news"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TStUjbIxcy8

Bullhockey!

>> No.15545749

>>15545345
My religious mother? Badly.
My racist dad? Probably wouldn't approve.
My sister would either give no fucks or think its interesting.

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Arachnotaur claims your last image in the name of fancy mexican spider dance, the NecroMoomicon, and Holy Chocolate Milk!

>> No.15545758

>>15545752
New thread when?

>> No.15545760

>>15545418
It's doing well, but only because Sony decided to lower the bar for its success ridiculously low, presumably so they can flip off the fans who shat on it and claim they did well with the takings.

Most people I know who saw it and aren't big into the internet drama surrounding it still thought it was garbage. Even if it reaches Sony's pitifully low goal the average person out these seems to think it was a turkey.

>> No.15545761

>>15545752
>fancy mexican spider dance

http://i.imgur.com/y7ZnKhC.png

>> No.15545762

>>15545752
Thanks little spider cow. I hope you rape me senseless and make me ahegao.

>> No.15545764

Wait weren't we on page 10 a while ago or am I seeing things?

>> No.15545768

>>15545734
Does her kingdom give out a medal to mothers her have lots of healthy kids?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9daille_de_la_Famille_fran%C3%A7aise
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Heroine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Honour_of_the_German_Mother

>> No.15545776

>>15545752
I want to cuddle with a giant spider-cow-demon rape-monster and scratch her fluffy ears!

http://orig00.deviantart.net/32bd/f/2013/351/d/e/sketch_commission___ushi_oni_girl_christmas_by_lutherniel-d6yctez.jpg

>> No.15545777

>>15545758
We lie in wait as always.

>> No.15545778

>>15545760
It needed $400 Million - $500 Million to be profitable. Right now it's only at 46 Million. It doesn't have China to boost it since they banned the film, and outside of the states it'll have a limited release. It needs like, $140 Million or something purely to break even. The merch is doing terribly, and they'll be bundling the movie with the game in an attempt to inflate home video sales.

It's a flop, especially when considering the fact it was a huge IP that they've essentially sacrificed for nothing.

>> No.15545782

>>15545764
Yep, but I assume some threads were pruned.

>> No.15545789

>>15545768
I would imagine that they do.

I'd pump her full of fertility boosting potions and go to town on her.

>> No.15545792

>>15545788
>>15545788
>>15545788

>> No.15545801

>>15545778
Good. I have no issue with the actresses, but Feig is a prick who bashes men at every turn because he was bullied at school by boys and didn't know his dad. I'm not even being a dick, this was his actual upbringing.

The fact he can't let go and feels such hate towards his own gender is depressing. As is his inability to make more than one movie. Impeccable dress sense, though. Really, his suits are dapper as fuck.

>> No.15545802

>>15545792
Fucks sake.

>> No.15545807

>>15545802
Mods approved, who cares

>> No.15545809 [DELETED] 

>>15545792
Fuck you

>> No.15545815 [DELETED] 

>>15545802
>>15545809
I understand why you wouldn't like it, but I'm not the person you should take your complaints to. We don't have a choice anyways.

>> No.15545817

>>15545807
Because these threads and mods have had such good relations over the years.

>> No.15545820 [DELETED] 

>>15545815
>We don't have a choice
So its not anon's fault he created the thread? His hand was guided by another force?

>> No.15545821

>>15545817
too bad, you can stay in this thread alone and argue with yourself but I'll be in the new thread

>> No.15545823 [DELETED] 

>>15545807
>>15545815
We've been using the same threadmaking method ever since we got to /jp/, sp why muddy the waters by fucking it up due to your anxiousness?

>> No.15545824

>>15545817
You don't think it's one mod trying to fuck things over again, do you?
I hope not.

>> No.15545826 [DELETED] 

>>15545815
>We don't have a choice
Is there anyone threatening you if you don't open a new thread?

>> No.15545827

>>15545820
MAMONOMANA

>> No.15545832

>>15545821
Most regular will stay in the old thread until its locked. You newfags and trolls will be in the other one, and it will show.

>> No.15545845

What kind of succubus would you like the most?

>> No.15545851

>>15545845
the alp kind

>> No.15545856

>>15545851
stage 2 or 3? Bro or turbo slut?

>> No.15545863

>>15545851
You know I just thought of something, would Alps be as big of or even bigger buttsluts than Anubi?

>> No.15545869

>>15545863
I don't know anon, Anubi are pretty big sluts.

>> No.15545872

>>15545845
Vanilla a best.
Oppai vanilla if I'm being picky

>> No.15545875

>>15545856
stage 3 bro. i prefer waifus i can chill with

>> No.15545878

>>15545863
Depends on how much anal you do while they are still in stage 1 and 2. They could be the biggest buttslut if you do it a lot.

>> No.15545880

>>15545872
>Oppai vanilla
Does she produce vanilla from her oppais?

>> No.15545890

>>15545875
Stage 3 semi-bro alp isn't all that bad. Like "when we're not fucking, I'll be a bro. But when we're fucking, I'm going all out."

>> No.15545898

>>15545880
> succubi are so good at fulfilling your fetishes that their tits don't just start to spontaneously drip milk in response to your lactation kink, but they do it in your favourite milkshake flavour
Hot-diggity-damn

>> No.15545907

You know what I just realized? This could actually have a silver lining. The thread is super comfy when we run out of images, and when the image spamming faggots create a new one and migrate, there's nothing stopping others from chilling here until this thread drops off page 10

>> No.15545914

>>15545907
That does sound good.

>> No.15545916

>>15545907
Shame that retards are believing the words of a mod that is obviously just trying to get rid of these threads.

>> No.15545923

>>15545907
Well, the mods could close or delete this one.
I personally hope they remember to archive the older ones, the trigger happy guy who has been deleting threads in the last month or two needs to stop, we're losing some nice stuff on the archives.

>> No.15545927

>>15545907
Yep. When there are no images left the threads either become super comfy or a shitstorm.

>> No.15545931

>>15545916
Your paranoia is starting to make me paranoid. We aren't going through the same this as the final /a/ days, are we?

>> No.15545936

>>15545916
Im willing to believe that since last time i tried voicing my displeasure at making threads early i got banned for 3 days.

>> No.15545944

>>15545936
A good number of people were.
It's possible the guy behind this has good intentions, but after what happened last time it's best to be cautious.

>> No.15545945

>>15545931
This really is similar.

>>15545936
I remember getting banned for telling that shitposting faggot that's been around for a while to fuck off.

>> No.15545957

>>15545945
"Fuck off" sometimes results in a ban. "Go back to /u/, /d/, etc" may result in a ban and deleted. /pol/ crap is a ban on sight.

>> No.15545958

If you could have any hybrid between any two monstergirls. What would they be?

>> No.15545968

>>15545958
Cheshire and Jinko.

>> No.15545970

>>15545958
Dragon and lamia.

>> No.15545971

>>15545968
What a waste of a jinko.

>> No.15545975

>>15545958

Kejourou + Dullahan

>> No.15545976

>>15545944
Official word is that it's not against the rules to make a new thread. It's also not against the rules to stay in a thread. I certainly have no need to jump ship until the old one is good and sunk. And if most people feel that way, then a new thread made while the old one isn't dead can just sit there until then. It's the people using it who get to decide where to post.

This one is better than the other anyway. There's a troll going on about how futa ain't bad and Bob dindu nuffin over there right now.

>> No.15545978

>>15545970
That sounds awesome tho.

>> No.15545979

>>15545958
Vampire and Apophis. Or Vampire and Amazon. Or Vampire and Lilim.

>> No.15545982

>>15545958
Lamia and Ghoul

>> No.15545983

>>15545971
Stay mad fag.

>> No.15545988

>>15545979
>Vampire and Apophis
So she injects you with poison as she's drinking your blood? Hot.

>Vampire and Amazon
Buff vampire? ehh.

>Vampire and Lilim.
What would that be like?

>> No.15545989

>>15545890
>be friends with stage 2 alp
>she notices you often looking at a vampire in class
>offers to let you fuck her so your not an inexperienced virgin when you ask out your crush
>after some clumsy yet pleasurable slow sex, she tells you to go and confess
>"I love you."
>she's dumbstruck for a moment before going completely red
>she thought you loved that vampire, but you tell her you were just admiring the girl's beautiful hairstyle, thinking it'd look great on her
>there's no one else you enjoy spending time with more than her
>you both spend the rest of the day trying to get her to stage 3

>> No.15545992

>>15545958
A Unagi and a Yeti.
All of the hugs, coils, and ara ara~ I could ever want.

>> No.15545993

>>15545958
alp
dragon

>> No.15545996

>>15545988
Also Vampire and Kraken.

And with this last option I just posted my favorite monstergirl along with the rest of my top 5.

>> No.15545999

>>15545983
I'm just disappointed.

>> No.15546002

>>15545979
>Vampire and Amazon
Feral buff Vamps with tattered wings, sounds rad.

>> No.15546005

>>15545976
That other thread is already a disaster.
Impatient louts reap what they sow I guess.

>> No.15546006

>>15545999
Nobody asked you tho.

>> No.15546008

>>15545957
/pol/ crap is tinfoil hat tier anyway. If things don't go exactly their way, its a conspiracy. If a political group they hate uses a tragedy to further their aims, it's called out as such until someone they like does it. Then it's approved and encouraged. Basically, they're hypocrites.

>> No.15546013

>>15545992

that sounds nice.

would she have any fur though?

>> No.15546016

Reverse trap monster girls are my fetish. That Domovoi story was really nice.

>> No.15546017

>>15545999
Are you disappointed

>> No.15546020

>>15545958
Mothgirl and devil bug

Oh god, after typing it out it seems so much worse than it did in my head, and it seemed pretty bad in my head.

"Hello? Impreg-aholics anonymous? I-I think I'm starting to realise that I have a problem"

>> No.15546022

>>15546002
>Vamps with tattered wings
Soul Reaver-chan when?
Would you kiss a girl without a mandible?

>> No.15546025

>>15546016
Glad you liked it. Wasn't sure if I was handling the whole revere trap concept well, first time and all.

>> No.15546027

>>15546020
>"Hello? Impreg-aholics anonymous? I-I think I'm starting to realise that I have a problem"
I would probably have to go there as well.
Damn monster girls. Begin so good and easy to breed.

>> No.15546034

>>15546013
That's a good question. I'd like to think that some parts would be furry while others would be slick, but I'm not sure what setup would make it not weird.

>> No.15546036

>>15546016
Got a link?

>> No.15546038

>>15545958
Shoggoth and Elder Devil

Though i guess thats just a high level Dark Matter.

>> No.15546041

>>15546025
Nah, it was really well done. Good job.
>>15546036
http://pastebin.com/WXLR0F1q

>> No.15546045

>>15546022
>Soul Reaver
That was the best Vampire game ever made.
Fuck Bloodlines, drinking souls and getting vengeance as an undead super-Vampire on all the other Vampires was awesome. Too bad the sequels were ass.
>purposefully impaling Vamps and letting their souls return to the afterlife
>only to pull out the spear and let them come back to life
>only to do it again
>then go to the human city after helping their hunters and be worshiped as a god.

>> No.15546046

>>15545731
Thanks.

>NTR
Darn. I'll probably not look forward to it all that much, though.

>> No.15546047

>>15545958
Succubutts and demon. I like my girl lewd.

>> No.15546053

>>15545807
Fucking hell.

Whenever the mod was doing it out of spite or ignorance, he couldn't have made a more incorrect decision.
Monstergirl thread goers or /jp/ natives, this benefits nobody.

>> No.15546059

>>15544674
>sex olympics

Now that's a great, you could write a full smut and still have a plot and some suspense regarding who wins the gold medal at the end
I know you didn't mean literal sex olympics, or did you?

>Spoiler
Also a great idea, if your original waifu is from the Demons of Chaos side and then a girl from the Demon Lord side kidnaps you, you get a whole chapter heavy in deep subjects that actually make the reader think to himself, it also plays in the whole showing that the Demons of Chaos are not so bad after all

On the other hand if your original waifu is from the Demon Lord you get a psychological horror turn of event and you can go for a cheezy "love surpasses all" ending

Sorry for taking 8 hours+ to answer, I had to go out all of a sudden

>> No.15546060

>>15545958
Anubis and another softer, fluffier Anubis.

>> No.15546066

>>15546041
Thanks mate.

>> No.15546093

>>15545958
Vampire Dragon or Wight Dragon. Basilisk Dragon sounds neat too.

>> No.15546095

>>15546093
>Wight Dragon
The penis has demands

>> No.15546097

>>15546093
>Vampire Dragon or Wight Dragon
Unf, what >>15546095 said.

>> No.15546104

>>15546059
Don't worry about it anon, I'm still here.
Don't forget you're here forever

As for the Olympics, I guess I meant... like how during the Cold War the USA and the USSR were always trying to out-meme each other with:
"Our citizens have a higher GDP"
> "Yeah but our citizens have guaranteed 100% employment"
"Yeah but our citizens have the least state censorship"
> "Yeah but our citizens have free university tuition"

It'd be like that with monster factions:
> "Our monsters have the squishiest paizuri breasts"
"Yeah but our citizens can sense fetishes their husbands didn't even know they had"
> "Yeah but our citizens are the most effective predatory rapists"
"Yeah but our citizens produce the most potent aphrodisiacs when measured by cum-production volume"

...then again, the USA and USSR really did put a not insignificant effort into literal Olympics rivalry, so, y'know, maybe that too...

>> No.15546105

>>15546095
>>15546097
Sex Eyes Wight Dragon

>> No.15546106

>>15545345
With a nice kitsune, I honestly think they'd both approve after a bit of time to calm down.

>> No.15546118

>>15546105
>Wight Doragon giving you the bedroom eyes
Oh yes
YES

>> No.15546120

>>15546104
The cold war monster girls edition would be one hell of a spectacle

You'd even have countries nuking themselves with Dark Matters to increase their level of land-corruption

>> No.15546126

>>15546093
Can you turn a zombie dragon into a Wight Dragon by fucking her lots and lots?

>> No.15546132

>>15546045
>>Suppose you jerk a cock enough times
>>Suppose one day, it cums on itself
>Silver-haired Vampire MILF
Soul Reaver 1 has way too little of Kain, brah.

>> No.15546140

>>15546126
You can turn any Zombified monstergirl into a Wight with effort, and some manticore venom and fertility enhancers.

>> No.15546158

>>15546120
> Initiate proxy war in Vietnyan
> South of the country flooded with eaglegirls from across the sea, teaching the local riceball-loving cats how to rape men using death-from-above
> but also emphasizing that real affection requires you to give the man some Freedom!TM
> North of the country flooded with industrious ant-girls who show the vietnyanese how to dig tunnels and abduct men from underground using guerilla tactics
> "huMen rights? What's that? The Five Year Plan requires a 250% increase in birthrates by March. You lock those lovely men up and work their dicks non-stop, you hear?"

>> No.15546178

>>15546158
I want a Vietnyanese Werecat.

>> No.15546179

>>15546158
>You lock those lovely men up and work their dicks non-stop, you hear?

I wish I was a Vietnamese war prisoner

>> No.15546180

>>15546045
>>15546132
I'm almost sure I've seen rule 63 of this game.

>> No.15546188

>>15546178
> "Nyaaa, aron, me rove you rong time, purrrr~"

>> No.15546218

Is that fallout guy still around? Did he ever do one for super mutants?
>Sterile settler grills injected with the Fuck Everything Virus marauding in rape gangs to try and overfill their wombs to eek out every possible ounce of fertility possible

>> No.15546226

>>15546218
There were a couple Fallout guys anon, which one are you talking about?

>> No.15546227

>>15546218
Do you have a link to his previous stuff? That sounds relevant to my interests.

>> No.15546236

>>15546227
>>15546226
The one that was doing the "profiles"

>> No.15546242

>>15546236
Again, there were a couple.
If it was the one who did the Geckos and Bloatflies that was me.

>> No.15546254

>>15546242
Eh, they all had the same kinda tone. Was a slut mutant one done?

>> No.15546258

>>15546254
I don't think there was. Generally it just seemed like Super Mutants were mentioned in the same vein as Ogres and Orcs though.

>> No.15546279

>>15545958
Holst hobgoblin.
The most stacked of short stacks.

>> No.15546374

>back on page 9
What a mess.

>> No.15546401

>>15546374
Just goes to show what you get for knowing what dicks to suck

>> No.15546403

>>15546374
Thread is now a Zombie. Everyone should cum and make it a Wight.

>> No.15546412

>>15546374
Or you could just use the new thread and not force yourself to stay here for the next 12+ hours. >>15545788

>> No.15546416

>>15546412
It reads like an EMG thread on /a/.
I'm really not liking this.

>> No.15546419

>>15546416
You're delusional if you think that thread reads any different than the start of this thread. Then again we all jerk it to fictional horrors with human heads and tits so we're all a little delusional.

>> No.15546427

>>15545958
Inari and Yukionna
Alraune/Liliraune and Tentacle
Sandworm and Tentacle
Cursed Sword and Dragon

One of those.

>> No.15546432

>>15546419
>>15546273
This entire reply chain is something I'd expect to see on facebook.

>> No.15546447

>>15546427
>Cursed Dragon has a fire breath that makes everyone who was burned by it horny.
>She can burn entire villages.

Bitch is a dark matter machine.

>> No.15546473

>>15546412
We wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for anons spamming images out of impatience.

>> No.15546533

>>15546432
It's hardly any different from the norm.

>> No.15546643

>>15546432
What do you expect from Cheshire fans?

>> No.15547122

>>15546279
Unf
>Bust has more cm than her height

>> No.15547128

>>15545958
Wurm and another Wurm
If I can't do that Wurm and Kraken

>> No.15547395

>>15545418
>Posts uncensored HQ
>Censors it
REEEEEEEE
pls gib uncensored? Pretty pls anon?

>> No.15547606

>>15547395
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3133209

Here

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