/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mindflayers make for great best friends

I fucked it

>>15514726
You messed up there anon.

>>15514726
Can I pet instead?

Tiny mofu is for snuggling.

elf slave what do

>>15514726
>in the name field
At least you didn't make it "m" like I did.

>having a foot fetish
>having a stocking/sock fetish
>liking legs
>having an ass fetish
>having a facesitting fetish

>my waifu is a snek
And this is how much I would basically give up for my snek waifu

>>15514741
lolinip alert!

x is best girl

>>15514741
They're monstergirls using a polymorph disguise.

>>15514741
Take them home.

>>15514726
>In the name-field
Urge to bully RISING

>>15514741
Wash, impregnate, marry, fatten, spoon, and cuddle in any order....except for Wash.

That comes first, always

Remember to sign up for your local captive breeding program for endangered Monster Girls.

>>15514747
>Liking x
Really now? Not even Y? Common, you can do better than that.

>>15514762
Sir, yes sir.

>>15514745
That's just a bead of sweat. Everyone knows elves don't grow nipples until they're 110.

Keep it clean you nerds.

>>15514762
Gonna breed those snow leopard girls!

>>15514768
Mmhm. Yeah. Sure.

>>15514767
Looks like her hips are ready for breeding.

>>15514767
I like how the pandagirl that predates the en-Xiongmao still looks like it'd be a normal civilian Ren-Xiongmao compared to the high-class noble featured in the profile art.

>you will never get gangraped on a train
Can anyone give me proper rape stories that show monstergirls raping men?

>>15514778
the pandagirl that Monorus drew*
I had those words in my mind but I forgot to type them.

>>15514764

I fucked you're yfu.

What's wrong with Warosu, anyway? It hasn't archived a single /jp/ post for just under six hours now.

I want to do hot wax torture with my Kobold daughteru! I'll tie her down on the floor and then her mother and I will drip hot candle wax all over her nude, exposed body! Then I'll hook her up to a double-penetration fucking machine while I fuck my waifu, and then well untie her for some tender shower sex and aftercare!

>>15514744
>Having a foot fetish
>Waifu doesn't have feet

That's a problem I share with you
I got over it by coming up with a polymorphed version of her (similar to Alice from MGQ)

I want to hire a clumsy shog and kiki to clean my house

>>15514803
I want to hire a tubby kiki and shog to be my wives.

>>15514782
http://pastebin.com/mU1TBZUq (Dude gets molested on a train, no gangrape though)
http://pastebin.com/hUpBNqCw
http://pastebin.com/9jMwF7th
http://pastebin.com/F0a7y2CC
http://pastebin.com/2P1U4TN0

What's a good monster for someone with severe confidence and dependency issues

>>15514795
That's pretty messed up.

>>15514762
Give me more details.

Buy big paw friendly snowsuits while they're on sale in the summer

>>15514811
Kikimora if you want healing, Devil if you want to fall deeper down the hole of dependency.

>hey anon, if you spot for me I'll let you take as many pictures as you want when i do squats
Do any of your guys's amazon friends get weird in the gym?

>>15514811
your waifu, she will do her absolute best to protect your smile

>>15514814
No it's not! It's a fun time that we all enjoy very much!

>>15514824
I don't have an Amazon friend.

Amazons eat people!

>>15514815
Well you're going to be in an enclosure with an endangered Monster Girl and you have to make sure her species is...no longer endangered.

Fertility potions and Viagra are available in an unlimited supply

>>15514824
Weird how?
I know my almost never leaves the gym after I told her that I like muscles.
She's getting pretty swole.

Monster sisters should make sure their brothers don't get raped

>>15514837
What kind of girls will be there?

>>15514726
I'm going to bully that small mofu

>>15514814
nah its the KDF. He's alright.

>>15514799
Actually, me too heh

>>15514847
You're right

They should rape them first just so they can make sure their virginity is lost to someone they care about

>>15514855
What the hell does KDF even mean.

>>15514859
>name
What are you doing?

>>15514859
>white Meer
far out, man

>>15514744
I want more monsters trying to so something that they physically can't, like a slime trying to give a footjob or a winged monster giving a handjob

>>15514855
Can't get into his taste for nipple clamps/piercings and electricity stuff.

>>15514865
The Kobold daughteru fucker. he's a waifufag, sort of.

>>15514865
If the K is Kobold, figure out the other 2

>>15514865
Kobold Daughterufag

So is the gap between encyclopedia entries because KC is preping for encyclopeida 2?

>>15514817
What does a Yeti need a snow suit for? Do Yeti kids not hold heat as easily?

>>15514873
I don't like everything he's into either but some of his other ideas are really neat.

>>15514883
because being nude is lewd

>>15514880
Yeah, new book should have 14 or so new entries.
There's going to be 13 we all write off as shit and one that sparks a shitstorm that spans four threads.

>>15514853
I dunno just pick an endangered animal.

>>15514880
It's probably going to have more redrawn girls.

>>15514891
Wait 14 that make their first appearance in the book? Because its gonna be a while before we get scans or translations.

We already have a ninja, but what about a spartan monster girl? How would she look like? Would she be a succubutts too?

Anons,

What would it be like growing up with a dire monster girl childhood friend?

Would she beat you up cause she's stronger?
Get sad at the teasing because she's got muscles before everyone else?
Not care because they're kids?

Feel free to roll if you want to see what your dire childhood friend is.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/

I'm seconding that one guy's opinion that the word should be passed on to KC to keep ignoring westerners. He shouldn't have to hear what wiki- and tft-tier people have to say.

>>15514872
Absolutely this

>>15514880
Yes

I read a while ago that for MGE 1 he kept 10 entries for the book's release

We have 14 more entries to go, so at best we can hope for him to release 4 more entries spread in 5 weeks

I'd be surprised if he did that, he's probably going to release one or two profile in august to hype up the release but I don't see him releasing any until then

>>15514859
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=John+Moses+Browning

Stop namefagging.

Post more monstergirls or I and my daughter will leave this thread

>>15514901
>We already have a ninja, but what about a spartan monster girl?
More musclegirls sound lovely.
>How would she look like?
Red skin is a definite, unless-
>Would she be a succubutts too?
she's made an Undead variant, which I wouldn't mind.

>>15514872
How about an Oni having sex while sober?

>>15514905
why does she look so angry?

>>15514903
>I'm seconding that one guy's opinion that the word should be passed on to KC to keep ignoring westerners. He shouldn't have to hear what wiki- and tft-tier people have to say.

Let's just hope that the english release of MGE doesn't attract more HFY types to the fandom. But, hopefully KC now knows not to throw that crowd any bones.

>>15514918
If you're KDF then you can please go.

>>15514915
This

>>15514901
Wouldn't such a thing just be an Amazon with a different fashion sense?

>>15514904
>Last thread we were talking about anubis family job
We were?! And I missed it?!
Fug.

>>15514902
Derp.

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono/

>>15514921
I'm sure an Oni can be sober her whole life

>>15514902
>dire lamia
>what is an anaconda

>>15514915
>2014
That's like 50 years ago.

>>15514918
It's not good to drain images so early on.

>>15514918
>Don't talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again

>>15514901
Somewhat lean and tough, like a shorter amazon, with olive skin and very long, coarse black or brown hair that's been oiled and tied in a long braid.

She'd have a strangely strong attachment to her spear and would wear light, silky garments with minimal jewellery.

Personality-wise she'd have a very strange, Clint Eastwood-esque manner of speaking and a somewhat unnerving obsession with finding an ideal genetic mate that would produce strong sons and beautiful daughters.

Also bisexual.

>>15514922
She is trying to break a stick with her cute silky little feet

>>15514935
Is that what she's going to shout when she wraps you up with her Super Ultra Love Hug of Death?

>>15514902
>Harpy

So either a bird of prey or a Roc

>>15514923
>Let's just hope that the english release of MGE doesn't attract more HFY types to the fandom.
I wasn't talking about that at all.

>>15514903
what exactly are they saying?

>>15514950
She just needs to learn to be patient, you know what they say the broken stick is always harder than a twig

>>15514888
Yetis aren't lewd, they have fur bikinis and panties! sometimes they don't know when hugs go from casual to sensual and lewd, demon lord help you if a Yeti stranger gives you a big hug and you get a boner

>>15514930
>>15514902
>dire familiar

She's going to need double comforting in her childhood due to having muscle and, when growing up, her lack of 'womanly assets'.

Gonna stick her in spats and lift with her.
Gonna have sweaty shower sex.

>>15514957
Yep.
She'll probably be able to fly earlier than normal.

Would you let her bring you to the roof so you can see the sun set?

Daily reminder: gazers

>>15514949
All that sounds amazing
>that last line
Hey fuck you, they just had a strong friendship!

>>15514902
>Dire Hellhound
In for some really heavy bullying, delinquency, followed by loving sex as she finally comes to term with her feelings.

Small question, I remember reading something about if you commit NTR in MGE land that it makes you a free target to be killed by any and all monsters, but I don't recall where it was written or said, either in book or by KC questions, would anyone know where it is?

>>15514952
if im dating her, shes going to be a lot more witty
>"Time for a snake-skin burrito wrap with hard meat inside!"
i want to laugh and smile again

>>15514984

Pretty sure that's not the case. If you cheat on a monster girl, they just get angry and try to one-up the other women in your harem.

Monsters only kill in self-defense, or if you harm their husbands. Just like that poor tentacle forest.

>>15514902
>Dire Kraken

I'm getting tentacle loved constantly aren't I

>>15514993
No I mean NTR as in if you know a monster girl was married and fucked her against her will.

>>15514984
You can't NTR monsters you are in a relationship with in MGE because they just consider you to have picked up a new wife. They can't NTR you as a lover because they are 110% loyal to their chosen dick-er-husband.

The only way to do it is to rape a married monster. That's when KC said you'd wind up in pieces.

Monoeyes are my monolove

>>15514902
>Dire Kakuen

Big strong Gorilla Girl!

>>15514981
Just wait till she jumps you after gym class one day and tries to awkwardly get you to confess that you like it before she takes the plunge and rapes you.

>>15514985
Super loving wife scale wrap is go!

>>15514996
She'll wrap you up and carry you around everywhere.
even when the two of you are kids.

>>15515006
Yep.
She's going to carry you to the top of the jungle gym and rub cheeks with you..... Face cheeks.

>>15515004
>Liking the same filthy thing as Shoggy
SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

Can Mantises feel emotions?

>>15514984
>>15515000
If she's a powerful monstergirl you'll probably die or get beaten up. If she's not and you manage to do it, she won't feel anything either and after that you're probably gonna get a "visit" from her friends.

>>15515014
>Confession
If anything it would play out like that sparring greentext a few threads back. Hot as fuk

>>15515022
>from her friends
Ah, and the husband, who will probably be also powerful enough to kill you due to demonic energy.

>>15515025
>sparring greentext
p-post it my dudes

>>15515014
>carry you around everywhere
I;m sure she would be faster than me anyways so that works

>>15515019
Of course they do, what kind of question is that?

>>15515019
They just have trouble showing it.

>>15515019
nope they physically can't love

>>15515025
Maybe.
I think she'd try and rough you up and get you to admit you like it so she feels less guilty about what she's about to do.

After all, she IS your childhood frien- er, bully.

>>15515033
Yep, although she'd tell you to walk every now and then so you stop being lazy.
And so you can hold hands with her while you walk.

>>15514902
>Dire Alp

I support her, even when her attempt to work out to be "manly" fails due to a poor diet and I get a big-tittied strongfat alp to give raspberries to.

>>15514979
Spartan society was fucking weird and it's fascinating to read about.

The goofy batman one-liners in 300? Those were real. They actually talked like that. It's called speaking laconically, and they were punished if they didn't do it in school.

>Plutarch's 'Moralia' contains a collection of "Sayings of Spartan Women", including a laconic quip attributed to Gorgo: when asked by a woman from Attica why Spartan women were the only women in the world who could rule men, she replied "Because we are the only women who are mothers of men".

They bathed their babies in wine after birth to see how tough they were, and any that had deformities or looked scrawny were tossed off a cliff.

They also had mandatory dance classes for both genders.

>In part to attract mates, females engaged in athletic competitions, including javelin-throwing and wrestling, and also sang and danced competitively.

>your spartan waifu will never try to impress you by suplexing the amazon next door

>>15515032
http://pastebin.com/pCicXDKz
There you go anon

>>15515017
She looks real cute especially her hair

>>15515046
Ah yes, the dire alp.
Truly a sad creature when ever their strong ones can be bullied.
just remember to help her when she feels down.

>>15514977
>walking home
>suddenly get ripped from the streets by something carrying me off into the sky
>Roc-san literally has me in her claws
>drops me onto some rooftop as she perches nearby
>If it wasn't for the wings folded in front of her, I'd be seeing her lowering her head towards her chest
>she had always been isolated and alienated because of her looks
>'look at that freak'
>'no man wants an amazon with a chest you could grate cheese with'
>'fucking carpet munchin dykebird'
>the tirades from everyone were pretty consistent, even though you never took part
>Not in front of a face that could be cute and stern at the same time
>hear a faint voice from within her wings, almost like she's trying to keep herself from sobbing
>"Stay with me, anon, please? Even if it's only for tonight."

>>15515004
But why?

>>15515043
>Get me to admit
Implying I haven't been begging her to date me ever since we were kids. I'll never let her forget her marriage promise she made before she became a delinquent.

>>15515063
Because they can be beautiful

>>15515054
sexcellent

What if your devious older sister convinced you to make marriage promises with all your monster friends

>>15515059
Exactly.
Thats a bird I'd cuddle all night long.

>>15515066
Would you bring up such things in front of her gang when they bully you?

She'd probably get embarrassed and be twice as tough on you.

>>15514978
They're bullies!

My Miia commission is done, just have to wait for my turn with loen next

>>15515081
Such lewd chaos.

>>15515068
Even when they only have one eye? Weirdo.

>>15515088
Meer a cute!

>>15515088
Cute

>>15514902
>Dire dragon

Oh god, she's going to polish me like the rock I am. Thank god I like to be dominated

>>15515092
what difference does and eye make

>>15515100
You're dealing with an old bloodline there anon.
She probably can trace her bloodline back centuries to warrior queens who ruled over entire civilizations.

Are you certain that she want you?
Because she does, she's just too proud to say it.

>Your onee-san's face when you tell her you're gonna confess to another girl

Super duper quick piece of smut made as a thank you to Loen for his applaudable generosity. Never stop being wonderful, bud.

Sea Slime: http://pastebin.com/vHZdrvKB

>>15515118

I think it would be cool if she Refered to you as her "greatest treasure." It's both corny and sweet

>>15515051
Well, that really is fascinating and weird. I'm actually hype for a spartan monster girl now.

>>15515076
Then she is a great older sis because she just got you a harem for when you are older

>>15514978

>>15515118
Then I'll change that. I'll become a man she'll be proud to call husband.

I might be just a frail stone now, but I'm gonna polish myself and become the brightest diamond!

>>15515128
why is she blue

>>15515133
That it would be.
Although the real question is Will you get good enough to princess carry her on your wedding night?

>>15515146
Anon please, you cannot fap until your penis shines like a diamond.

Making summer memories with an oni!

Onee-sans are for loving and marrying.

>>15515156
how about hiding her beer during the summer

>>15515155

Depends, how big is she?

>>15515155
he could be like that one anon and fail at the carry then end up falling into her breasts face first

>>15515118
>>15515133
mg's that are out of your league confessing their love to you is fucking tight

>>15515155
Not like that! I would get stronger, smarter and cooler too just so she could be true to herself and to me. I want to her an honest "I love you". Even if I almost die trying.

>>15515166
Bane Big

>>15514969
are there any other pics of lewd yeti besides the footjob? http://i.imgur.com/L7Lbvyx.png

are there any lewd yeti stories?

>>15515166
8-9 feet.

>>15515175
That's just going to earn him a "not till we are in bed treasure!"


>>15515186
I guess that makes more sense.

>>15515145
WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW

>>15515130
>Sea Slime buttfucking
That was pretty good.

>>15515157
And milking.

>>15515190

I had a feeling I would get a Bane answer.

>>15515201

>8-9 feet

Assuming she's light enough to fly I might make it. But I could still try.

>>15515205
Some reapers, for your consideration.
http://imgur.com/a/f57VW

>>15515145
I've got you in my sight!

>>15515229
That Reaper-chan is cute.

Could she qualify as an MG? I mean, Reaper himself is some kinda immortal, degenerative Vampire-Ghoul.

>>15515224
More like she's strong enough to fly

>>15515224
I want to carry a dragon while she is still in dragon form!

>>15515243
Live live live

>>15515243

Would I be allowed to bully Reaper-Chan for being so edgy?

Sharing some Miia art.

I commissioned some art of the girl who is very near and dear to my heart. I spoke with the artist yesterday and he got back to me today with this.

First time I've commissioned art and I'm happy with how it turned out. Very moe, but still cute.

>>15515280
Another Miiafag appears.

>>15515280
Nice art anon. Money well spent. I'm really looking forward to the next time I have free cash, I'm going to commission art of waifu.

>You come home after a short day of work
>To your surprise, your home smells extremely sweet
>The odor is strong enough to cause you to get an erection
>You arm yourself with your trusty anti-rape spray and walk towards the source of that smell
>You step on many puddles of clear, sticky liquid
>As you open the door of your room, you finally see the source of all of this
>It's your old professor from college, a very respected Inari and the embodiment of a CC
>From the looks of it she pleasured herself all over your house, embedding her smell in your furniture and walls
>She is currently in your bed, masturbating while smelling one of your dirty boxers

How do you deal with that invading vixen?

>>15515287
Been here for a long while, but I mostly lurk. I mainly post in the /a/ threads.

>>15515265
I'd look at you funny if you didn't.

>>15515299
What do you think of these threads? What do you think of the Miia art that pops in here?

>>15515299
Ahh, I was also about to question if you hang around the /a/ drawthreads.

>>15515298
Tell her I'll call the cops unless she leaves.

>>15515298
Repeatedly sing "Benedict Cumberbatch" to the tune of Nickelback's "Photograph" until she leaves.

>>15515298
I'll go get my brush

>>15515298
Wack her with a broom until she gets the fuck out.

Then I have to call the god damn cleaners.

>>15515298
Put away my anti-rape spray and get my anti-fox spray
It's just cold water
Very cold water

>>15515302
I'm mainly here for new art of any girl, not just Miia.
Threads are fine for me. I've learned to ignore the bad and just enjoy the good.

>>15515304
Not the drawthreads. Just the MM thread on /a/.
A different Miiafag frequents those drawthreads.

>>15515298
Break out the fertility enhancers and breed the yandere CC stalkeru.

>>15515324
So what MGE girls do you like?

>>15515330
Unagi joro, Anubis, and Ryus are some of my favorites.

>>15515324
>>15515304

>Not the drawthreads. Just the MM thread on /a/.
> A different Miiafag frequents those drawthreads.


I'm the PitFag, wanted to throw in that's also not me, I'm mostly on here and every now and then post my commissions it new merch stuff on the /a/ mon musu thread

>>15515320
don't freeze the foxes

I want to line an Alice's panties with icy-hot right before she puts them on.

>>15515329
That's both perverted and insane

>>15515338
>Unagi joro
Great taste, she's still fairly new but she deserves much more love than she is currently receiving

>>15515298
Quite unrefined for an Inari.

But see if she could use a hand with what she's doing

>>15515344
Fox is gonna freeze.

>>15515349
The Ungai Joro has a really nice design and I'm a sucker for traditional looking clothing on women. Also, she has a sort of creepy factor with that look of hers and I really dig that.

>>15515298
Cuddle her and ask her to pat my head.

>>15515298
Kill myself to make her feel bad.

>>15515370
Little extreme don't you think anon?

>>15515375
Not really, no.

>>15514744
>>15514799
This boat just got a lot more crowded, thought I was the only one.

>>15514744
Sneks CAN have big butts.

>>15515349
>she's still fairly new but she deserves much more love than she is currently receiving
It's better than being turned into a meme.

>>15515395
This anon is correct. I've seen those big butt sneks.

I wanna get drunk with a tomboy nerdhound.

>>15515366
>she has a sort of creepy factor with that look of hers
I never viewed it that way
To me it's more of a provocative look, as if she was daring you to fuck her

>>15515403
You can't meme her, she already has an anime trope in her profile and that did nothing, even calling her "Eel Whore" died out quickly

will the yandere lich ever stop being a neet

>>15515417
This nerdhound forcing must end. You're ruining a great MG

>>15515425
How can you ruin a blank slate?

What kind of monsters would make the largest mess at a theater

>>15515430
Slimes. Good luck cleaning those cloth seats.

>>15515429
By repeating the same thing every damn thread.

>>15515436
dear god and I thought that mess I had last night was bad

>>15515417
>tomboy nerdhound.
Isn't that an oxymoron?

Would Dark Priests be like Mormons?

>tfw no BloodBorne:Monster Girl Edition

>>15514919
>Undead muscle spartiate soldiers who guard a Necopolis styled demon realm
>Philosopher Liches who specialise in natural sciences and gather to discus their findings.
>Wight Heros and queens
I'd a greed deadlands.

>>15515445
Probably. The one question is if they would try to compete with Sabbath and Ammy scouts cookie business, or if they'd just pass out cock rings, buttplugs, and spanking paddles with a free S&M catalogue.

>>15515447
There are things in that game nobody could make a Monster Girl out of.

>>15515445
Get run out of their home for being a creepy cult and form a rogue state in a distant territory? Shoot government officials and hunt tax men like animals? Ambush and kill the army unit sent to subdue them, then blame it on the Indians?

>>15515447
Resurrect Harblador and get him to write it?

>>15515459
If people can make Power Armor into MG's anything in BB can be.

>>15515462
Who?

>>15515461
Or just go door to door and talk about their beliefs with anyone who is interested.

>>15515449
Undead are olev.

My perfect MGE waifu would be a Ghoul but one that was a Lamia/Medusa/Shirohebi in life. A lamia Ghoul to me is the ultimate Mamono.

>>15515470
That's only kids on their one year mission.

>>15515441
No. A runty, smart hellhound that acts overly masculine to make up for her lack of traditional hellhound traits.

>>15515467
The one good abomination fag who writes or wrote

>>15515462
That'll require magic, Anonymous
Magic in which some of us don't have
Can you believe that? people who aren't intuned in the fabrics of magic? How horrifying!

what happens when you enter an abandoned castle and find a bunch of under polished living armors

>>15515495
Be confused as to why there's recently polished living armours in an abandoned castle

>>15515477
Having undead version of nearly all species should be a thing, a lot of other fantasy settings do it

I understand that KC doesn't want to talk about the death of monster girls too much but he should at least mention somewhere that they can get revived as an undead

>>15515462
He's dead? Oh I guess he is dea holy fuck why does his curses sword story have so many hits?

>>15515496
self polishing

>>15515477
I'd rather a shirowisp. I had nothing better planned for the rest of eternity anyway.

>>15515477
>not Manticore Ghoul

>>15515495
be oblivious to the fact that they're living and take photos cause i really like armor and swords n stuff

>>15515503
Truly they must have reached the pinnacle of boredom when to start to polish themselves

Accept?

Y/N

>>15515512
No thanks. I already have someone in mind.

>>15515512
Yeah baby.

>>15515512
No, get this freak away from me

>>15515512
wouldn't that be extremely painful?

>>15515512
Get a little hopeful, then realize she's presenting it to the guy behind me.

Quietly walk under a rock and let them have their moment.

>>15515512
I don't trust monster girls sorry.

>>15515512
Yes! Especially if she lets me put my thingy in her butt later.

>>15515498
Because he's an okay writer?

Good night Anons, take care and don''t burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to Pat a loli fox on the head, I hear it brings good luck.

>>15515531
Can I pat her on the puffy pussy instead?

>>15515526
most of his longer-running series don't even have half of the amount of hits. I'm honestly curious how this little one-shot of his managed exploded like that.

Less finished a commission for me today and I think it looks pretty good. It's a scene from one of my stories.

Also I hope you want more manticore.

>>15515512
No, i already have a wife and she already has a husband, did she mistake me for him or something?

>>15515534
Lewd!
She's a pure girl!

A PURE GIRL!

What does it mean when a spider gives you a free silk shirt

>>15515531
I'd rather rub my waifu's horns.

>>15515539
Is that a water doragon?
it looks like a water doragon

>>15515519
Yeah. But they only do it once.

>>15515539
She looks cross eyed.

>>15515539
looks p ballin
that story is a good read solid work my guy

>>15515547
Just a normal dragon.

>>15515539
>>Also I hope you want more manticore.
Like, as in stories or more Less manticore?

Cause I'm not that into most writefag stuff besides fun little green texts, but i love new art, thank you either way for bringing more content even if it's not the kind i like

Less manticore gives me a huge boner though

>>15515539
What story is this from?

>>15515554
Boo
Still like it. What's the story, Jim?

>>15515548
But I wouldn't want her to feel pain

>>15515558
>Greentexts
>Ever fun
They're a cheap way to avoid writing actual stories. Nothing more.

>>15515554
So a future lizard, meh.

>>15515559
http://pastebin.com/1m5nbxmH

>>15515558
Story. I wish I could get less to do more manticore, though.

>>15515539
This vaguely reminds me of a scene from a story I was writing...

That makes 3 large reminders as of late that I really should try resuming my shit.

I want to bring order and logic to wonderland

>>15515580
"no"

>>15515567
Maybe, but they let anons with no real writing skill express ideas they have, and a lot of them are really fun
And if someone with writing skill likes the idea, they can make a real story out of it

Greentexts are a lot of fun anon

>>15515544
It means it's time for bondage.

Would a Church of the Fallen God make a lot of noise?

Would they be able to deal with a very angry man that just wants some peace and quiet?

>>15515591
But it's just a nice shirt

>>15515585
Except as I said, it's used to cheapen the actual writing that people do. That and only faggots like Shoggyboy actually use them because they're literally bottom of the barrel more times than not.

>>15515594
with a few string pulls it becomes a bondage vest

>>15515596
And this is why no one adds content to the thread because of fags like you who bitch no matter what it is.

>>15515609
>no one adds content

>>15515596
Confirmed for never having written anything ever.

Greentext is a convenient way to write a story, and if you don't like it then that's your problem, not ours.
I do a lot of greentext, as it is relatively easy to do 'on the spot', when you have an idea.

>>15515596
>stop doing the thing
>why
>because i don't like it
Class act.

>>15515596
Those are some nice opinions there, man. It's a great thing that we have people like you to make sure that all of our posts are top quality.

>>15515596

Greentexted stuff has given me boners numerous times.

When will cute monsters not rape

>>15515662
When you rape them first.

>>15515662
Cute monsters don't usually rape though

>>15515668
>>15515673
That is them using mind tricks to rape you by having you rape her

>>15515662
Only if you will love them if they don't rape you.

How does your waifu deal with the fact that you'll never be real?

>>15515682
The same way I don't deal with the fact she will never be real. Self loathing and clinical depression.

>>15515682
Write stories and commission art featuring the kinky stuff I'd do to her.

>>15515682
She masturbates to /sl/, straight loli, where little girls are seduced by lonely househusbands, as well as hardcore daydreaming that takes a toll on her performance in the real world.

>>15515593
They probably soundproof their walls in case they want some privacy in their "sermons"

>>15514782
http://pastebin.com/ZQRTwSWx

>>15515417

tfw instead of raping you she challenges you to a pokemon battle to assert dominance

>>15515682
Shit posting on hbg on /zp/

>>15515695
That is cute, but her team are all EV trained and bred for IVs, so you are going down

>>15515709

Of course, I wouldn't expect anything less. She can't assert dominance if she loses, unless she goes, "fuck it" and decides to rape you anyway... which she might?

>>15515505
snek >>> anything else

Honestly after getting monster girls I find that lamias have ruined other girls form me. They are perfection.

>>15515722
Snek pls go, nobody likes you.

>>15515722
Dairy Lamias when?

>>15515694
Forgot to link this one too
http://pastebin.com/DSzXg9t4

>>15515729
Hot and Humid!

What's Kiki watching on the tele?






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pWC-4dx3Q0

>>15515720
Only if you use stealth cocks

>>15515736
Home Renovation shows.

>>15515736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ne1qRoHyk

>>15515736
Kiki Daughteru Fun means no dicking

>>15515736
The advertisement for the newest shoggoth roomba from the looks of her mother.

>>15515743

How many Kikimoras cried when BILLY MAYS died?

>>15515751
Everyone cried when Billy Mays died.

>>15515742
>Kikis get off to This Old House with Bob Vila

>>15515593
If a God falls at Heaven's Door and no one answers does it make any noise?

>>15515682
gets a body pillow for hugging and hopes she dreams of me when she falls asleep

>>15515682
Just sort of live life without dying.

>>15515768
Yes?

>>15515682
She sits on the golden stump on her hoard while waiting for 2017 to happen. 2017 never happens and she ends up... you know. The regret of never meeting me is too much and she becomes an undead Dragon fulled by sadness and depression, destined to wait for me all eternity. Or at least until someone finds a way or I die and my spirit goes there.

>>15515798
What happens in 2017?

>>15515802
Nothing

>>15515802
hopes and dreams get dashed as they have before

>>15515802
Newfag

>>15515810
Is almost a year still newfag?

>>15515812
If you don't even know about that, yes. Lurk more.

>>15515812
If you have to ask if you're a newfag, then you're a newfag

>>15515417
I'm sorry.

>>15515812
If you weren't born into liking MGE before it was cool like a hipster, you're a newfag

>>15515847
I love it. Perfection.

>>15515847
I want to bully that Fire Dog.

>>15515847
Hellhounds bullying nerdwans to try and get them to toughen up and get less nerdy hobbies

>>15515847
>even normal hellhounds can't handle the nerdwan

Truly one of the most dangerous beings.

>>15515847
Good shit.

>Try to check something on the last thread
>It was deleted

Shit.

If I marry the maid does that mean i hire a new maid so I still get a clean house?

>>15515863
Ssshhh

>>15515867
The maid still does maid things even if she's your wife.

>>15515870
But wife time should be more than maid time

>>15515847
Why not just have both
>Hellhound bully and her thick, glorious ass
>Nerdhound and her huge, heaving tits
You can't tell me the thought of those two isn't appealing.

>>15515880
There's plenty of other fat titty nerds out there,

Would you a Golem with smoother, squishy limbs?

>>15515880
Those both sound wonderful, but Nerdwan loses points due to that faggots spam.

Twin Dullahans are cute, I wonder if they could swap bodies

>>15515746
Kiki daughteru fun means ALL of the dicking. The bondage dicking and the and the tender loving dicking and the gimpy latex dicking.

So Dolls are MG's right? Are synths and robots? Or Aliens for that matter?

>>15515882
But you need the contrast with the bully to make it stand out! The meek, repressed hellhound with tits to make a pornstar jealous, versus the brash perverted bully with an ass you could bounce a quarter off of. Do you know how hard it is to get a big titty nerd girl whose species can also do fat-bottomed bully? Holsts don't make good bullies!

>>15515902
Hellhounds make me want to do very dirty things. Do I need to see the doctor?

>>15515901
is that a doll for ant girls?

>>15515901
>Still asking the fucking Doll/Gynoid question
>It gets answered all the time
>It just got answered last thread
>There's dozens of images posted for robots
Really getting tired of this shit

>>15515900
Sorry the only KDF with dicking is Kobold not Kiki

>>15515902
Who says the bully needs to be the same species?

Gazers in latex bodysuits.

>>15515910
I guess it saved all fucked up. Do you have the actual one?

>>15515912
I haven't seen it asked about robots before. I was just confirming for dolls. I wasn't here last thread. People post paladins, does that make them MG's?

>>15515912
Thick Living Dolls/Golems

>>15515901
Dolls are obviously monster girls, there's no reason to ask.

>>15515910
I got you, m8

Something something wurms are best

>>15515915
Whatever man, I was referencing Quicksilver not KDF.

>>15515922
I just thought it would be best to ask that as a preface to the real question.

>>15515925
Thanks Anon!

>>15515939
No worries, man. Got the uncensored version, too.
http://i.imgur.com/x3uMdIv.png

>1 year with MG waifu. You can choose to integrate with her world, make her come to yours, go on space adventures, whatever you want. After a year, power greater than that of the Chief God and Demon Lord combined will separate you once again to your respective worlds. You can keep mementos of each other, but anything that attempts to stop you from being separated or allow you to see each other again after that year will not work. Also, you will lose all memories of each other, and any attempt to defeat that will similarly be defeated.

>You can live the rest of your life with your waifu, but you are transported to a dangerous world. A sufficiently OP waifu, like a dragon, lilim, etc would have little to fear, but no matter how powerful, intelligent, they are, they are unable to completely protect you from the dangers of the land initially. With enough hard work, you can create a relatively safe place to live in comfort, but it will take at least 2 years to get to that point. You will also eventually be able to establish contact with your respective home worlds and allow others to come join you, but it will take at least 5 years worth of effort to accomplish

Choose.

>>15515959
The latter. I'm a sickly little weakling and my waifu is a common Kobold, but I'd rather die together than forget her.

>>15515959
What kind of danger are we talking about

>>15515959
Obviously option 2

>>15515959
The former, unfortunately. My waifu's a pheonix harpy, so as much as I love my waifu. I'll eventually die while she lives forever for all eternity. I rather have her forget my existence than have her experience the pain of losing someone she loves for the rest of her live, which is an eternal torture worse than us being so suffering over not living in 2D.

>>15515978
The kind that could injure or kill you. Even if your waifu is strong enough to handle all obvious dangers, like wild animals, things like disease or eating something poisonous will always be possible. A smarter waifu can mitigate that somewhat but not completely eliminate the possibility.

>>15515959

The latter. It's time to train at 500x earth's gravity.

>>15515959
Wife is a fit russian hellhound. If she somehow can't protect me I'm sure we can go to hell together!

>>15515989
I'll take the latter then.

>>15515959
>dangerous world.

There won't be a dull moment. [spolier]There will be "Holy Shit! I regret EVERYTHING!" moments though[/spoiler]

>>15515959
Well, I say. I say now, son. The given objective of this kind of exercise is to make the decision difficult. At that, you have failed.

>>15516026
No one thinks that anything bad would actually happen to them in number 2.

>>15516035
Doesn't matter. The limited time of a single year combined with forgetting makes the first option a non choice in the first place.

>>15516041
Eventually everything we are and do is forgotten. Sometimes, even within our own lifetimes. Everything that you've done in scenario 1 really happened. The only thing that changes is you completely forget your waifu after a year. Your lich waifu could come to our planet and unlock the secrets of immortality for mankind, or your tanuki waifu could have come and become fabulously wealthy, leaving you with more money than you could ever spend. You could even end up with a daughter, although granted it wouldn't be raised by both parents. I contend that you only think it's a non-choice because you lack imagination.

>>15516069
Don't get all defensive because you're the one who lacks both imagination and the ability to do a basic cost-benefit analysis.

Look at what you're actually weighing it against, the possibility, and a good one, of a full happy and long life with your waifu. Not only that, the greatest danger only lasts a mere two years and you don't even have to give up the old world and relations after a few years past that. What a cherry on top. It's crazy.

You have to actually incentivize. A year is nothing. Somebody might seriously consider say a decade of perfection. It's just long enough to feel like a long time, but at only half a generation, still short enough to never see your children grow up or feel satisfied you lived your life to the fullest. And you would have to leave the memories intact.

Forgetting is a complete deal breaker at anything less than a lifetime. That's a monkey paw you attach to something like "Live a century of guaranteed happiness and bliss with your waifu but get returned to the moment you left at the end of that time and forget everything, only a few momentos to remind you of the life you had, the love you had, the children you had"

That makes people actually stop and think. What you wrote does not.

>>15515564
well it is tradition and the pain is over quickly

However you could propose to her the old fashioned way before she cuts off a lock of her hair

>>15516095
You know what? I was defensive. Sorry.

Thanks for your feedback. I will take it into consideration if I try writing something like this again.

>>15515682

Other than commissioning more art, nothing.

>>15514902

>dire kitsune-tsuki
So i got an Inari right?

>>15515847
The nerdhound thing is probably the most obnoxious meme the thread has created all year. Especially since it's obvious only a couple of faggots keep pushing it.

>>15516181
Agreed. It makes hellhound people look bad.

>>15516201
Its more that someone is trying to make it threadcanon that all hellhounds are nerdhounds. It just feels like someone is seriously asshurt over them and is trying to change the entire species to be docile and pathetic.

As a one off character she's fine, but the sheer amount of forcing is suspicious.

>>15516181
At least the faggot was called out on it immensely, and even the drawfag responded to it.

>>15516210
Which is really aggravating for people like myself who love hellhounds and their character type. Now any mention of hellhound is either fucking nerdhound or something related.

>>15516237
As someone who had that happen to his waifu, I feel for you.

>>15516246
I'm too scared to say anything about my hellhound waifu lest I get shouted out of the thread after all this.

>>15516237
Same. It's probably one of those fags who needs every monster girl to be submissive or they feel threatened somehow. Like I said, as a stand alone character she's ok, a girl with a different personality to the canon is cool once in a while, but outright trying to make this opposite personality "canon" is straight up retarded.

At least plenty of anons are calling this shit out for what it is.

>>15516252
That's stupid. The worst that will happen is all the morons will just spam shit about how they'll "bully" her.
The sexualized "bullying" thing on here is also incredibly stupid too, but that's something for another conversation.

Btw, there is a new chapter of best onee-san.

>>15516263
Honestly, I've gotten to the point where gap moe just doesn't exist for me anymore. This is just the most recent in a long line of that stuff.

>Wouldn't it be cute and funny if this thing was totally opposite of what you expect?
>Not really. No.

Which is a shame, because subverting expectations is a decent storytelling trick when used right.

>>15516275
How long until we get an ecchi anime of this series? Dagashi Kashi was only around for about a year before it got one, but then Hotaru's popularity was probably a big part of that.

>>15516280
I really don't mind that, but the thread has a nasty habit of turning the girls into the complete opposite of what they are and then shouting down anyone who tries talking about the actual profile version.

>>15516280
I think this is mostly caused by us being on /jp/. Everything has to be moe these days, especially the rapey types. It kind of ruins things.

>>15516275
This reminds me. The Teisou Gyakuten Sekai Konyoku hmanga last thread about the world with opposite gender roles kind of like some monster stuff has a third one that is translated and a fourth one that needs to be translated. It's a pretty interesting series for sure.

>>15516298
This was a thing even back on /a/. People can't help but like cute. The difference was back then you had the real aggressive rape monsters to balance it out. That's what's kind of died out, leaving nothing but moe.

>>15516210
Fucking this. Check the archives, the nerdhound image is posted once a thread and has been for months. It almost always comes with a single sentence like
>I want to x with a nerdhound!
This is like tiny penis guy but more annoying because its actually shitting on a good MG.

>>15516275
An onee-san shouldn't behave like this.

>>15516303
We still have the aggressive rapist types, just read any of our good writefags like RS or Seafoam. I think it's more that anons who liked that stuff have left the thread and new arrivals just stick to moeifying everything. It's still a bit strange that the writefags stick to the old ways with actual rape and dominant girls being possible.

>>15516275
Can I get the series name? And is it on ex or something?

>>15516317
http://kireicake.com/projects/the-sister-of-the-woods-with-a-thousand-young/

>>15516316
I try to retain the overall rapeyness of MGs. Not sure if I pull it off though

>>15516316
Part of it is all of them pretty much graduated to prose so we don't get stuff like the old greentexts in the thread which makes it far less present in normal discussion.

>>15516325
It's a good thing. I don't mind cute stuff but turning every single girl into a simpering moeblob is getting really annoying.

>>15516275
>a manga about a sexually aggressive adopted big sister
>who is actually a demon

MY FUCKING DICK.
How have I not seen this before?

>>15516328
I get what you mean, but don't forget the whole rapeyness can also get stale and equally annoying as well so be careful. To me at least you don't want the bland old 'monster takes guy, monster assaults and rapes guy' bland deal that annoys me way more than ever.

>>15516343
Too much of anything is a bad thing. If the thread never stopped going on about being raped I'd be sick of it. But as it stands the moe stuff is getting bland and repetitive. Eh, I probably spent too much time here.

>>15516324
Thanks

>>15516357

I should probably take a month or so break and focus more on drawing anyhow

>>15516361
>more content
That's the solution right there. Instead of being a faggot and bitching I might try my hand at writefagging. Having less stuff to discuss is part of the reason why things are stale anyway.

>>15516357
Nah man. It's happened in the past too. Remember the rash of stuff where nobody played a single monster to the profile and just used them as moe archtypes for dressup? That was a terrible time, not just for the nosedive in decent content but people defending it as creative when it was just stripping them down to faceless dolls.

>>15516341
The pair of doujinshi it came from is also super hot.

Here's a ghost loli, if anyone likes.

http://exhentai.org/g/950611/eb5ee4e7af/

Season 2 never.

...it still hurts.