/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15513075
I.. I can't.

Not enough examples.

I'm flat, does that mean I'm justice too?

no, it means you are a man.

Yama is the perfect girlfriend

>>15513075
Stop making me fap to Shiki Eiki, you filthy fag.

>>15513287
Dont do it, she will send you straight to hell

>>15513075

The facts add up.

>>15513075
Prove you wrong? This is entrapment!

I want to corrupt Shiki's morals with the D.

>>15513144
Will she be my girlfriend?

>>15513764
Don't do this, she's one of the few good girls left.

>>15513544
>you have no choice but to come inside and impregnate her because she would be a sinner otherwise

>>15513136
But I'm a man and I have boobs

>>15513075
This artist is too lewd

>>15513144
She'd just chide you all day.

Imagine a catholic schoolteacher nun but with magic powers and she can literally send you to hell

>>15513950
For what though, the biggest sin I commit is fapping to her which would no longer be necessary

>>15513957
Aya's sin, for instance, was not researching her subjects well enough.

Not to mention any of the seven deadly sins that apply to most /jp/sies, like sloth, lust or envy.

>>15513950
>>15513289
Eiki can't send you to hell until you die, you filthy secondaries. She's extremely lawful in her actions, and is part of a large, rigidly-defined bureaucracy managing the afterlife, in which she plays one small, specific, yet important role. There's no way she would judge a soul that it wasn't her place to judge, let alone judge and condemn someone who was still alive.

Nagging people to change their ways is something she does out of kindness, because she really doesn't like sending people to hell. If she truly hated you (something that may not even be possible), then probably the worst thing she would do is ignore you and leave you to live a sinful life.

>>15514119
>Nagging people to change their ways is something she does out of kindness, because she really doesn't like sending people to hell.
So, yeah, like a catholic schoolteacher nun but with magic powers.

Almost every line of dialogue of hers in PoFV is her nagging, what kind of girlfriend would she be if she constantly made you feel like you were being graded?

>>15514173
Sure, but she can't just send you to hell arbitrarily.

>>15514173
>nagging
She is correctly analyzing the sins and shortcomings of others and politely informing them while there is still something that can be done about it,

>>15513764
I support this, for corrupting her would be the greatest high.

>>15514186
Is it or is it not within her power to sentence your soul to eternal damnation?

Okay, she can't snap her fingers and transport you to hell, she's not yukari. That's not my point.
>>15514212
That's, like, all she does though. Even her subordinates never hear the end of it, and shinigami don't even go to hell.

>>15513075
so patchy is her nemesis?

>>15514215
>the greatest high.

All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever green.

I want to kiss her smooth, unblemished, still-developing body all over!

>>15513096
what an obscene swimsuit

I want Sheeky Eeky to throw me into the fucking flames of hell and condemn me to eternal torment!

>>15513075
Who art thou quoting, sinner?

>>15513075
Flat is justice *because* Shiki is flat.

>>15514212
Her butt looks alluring

>>15513075
Shiki's swimsuit figure is making me want to commit a crime. She's guilty of inciting!

>>15523656
She's guilty of that no matter what she wears, even her regular uniform.

>>15523656
ALL Sheeky Eeky pictures are entrapment. Someone please investigate this 2hu for corruption.

>>15523756
>>15523751
I meant to quote you too! Please help take this 2hu down.

Speaking of being sinful and all, any /jp/sies have any experience from abstaining from beating the meat? Over the years I've heard some passing mention of people who intended to do it for just a week but ended up doing it for longer and said that they're better off living like a monk.

I'm trying for a month but I'm not even gonna reach the end of the week. I feel dead inside without my 2hus. It's a contradictory, wicked lifestyle but the Eiki filled a gap in my heart that's just empty now, but if I start the habit again to feel happy, I'll sin and go to hell.

Life is messed up.

>>15524135
I do, it becomes second nature to not jerk my gherkin just as it had been before I turned 14 and mad horny. I don't think about it much and the temporary opiate it gives is hardly enough to draw me in.

>>15524135
That "nofap" stuff is pseudoscience to the extreme. You are "meant" to try and impregnate as many women as possible for as long as you exist- it's depressing that we are ultimately slaves to our hormones and instincts but that's life.
Furthermore, there has been no study showing any negative effects for masturbation, but positive effects such as mood stabilization, reduced risk for certain cancers, and masturbation also helps maintain muscle health for that region of the body. There are even health benefits to butt stuff (prostate massaging).

In summary: Masturbate as much as you want and don't let some brodude's "top 10 reasons to not masturbate" link on buzzfeed tell you otherwise. Go in peace, /jp/.

>>15524135
I only masturbate when I see something that triggers my libido or am feeling empty (which is quite a lot these days) but when I was younger and should have been hornier I went the better part of a year without masturbating and didn't notice much difference in my life.

>>15524299
Yeah I figured, a lot of the articles sounded very hopeful but didn't have any data to back it up. Some stuff seemed to kinda make sense like, your testosterone levels drop after climaxing and the body needs to replenish your sperm reserves by using nutrients from the body, something it wouldn't (?) need to do if you weren't polishing the trophy, and also that porn can reduce your productivity by distracting you if you're doing tasks in front of a computer, but there weren't even surveys to back it up or anything. Like you said, it sounded like a bunch of things that would benefit a lot more a brodude's pussy-seeking lifestyle.

The only thing its managed to make me is very frustrated and angry in the end. Good thing I can return to my daily 10-minute ritual guilt-free.

>>15513764
Someone's always gotta ruin a good thing.