/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Good elf is dead elf, m8.

>>15383753

What he said.

A major genre in both 2D and 3D pornography is is focused on debasement and corruption.
Elves serve as a proxy for the idealized human- pure in spirit and body. Conversely, orcs are immediately recognizable as the worst of humans.
Then there is the racial animosity and tribalism of the reader/viewer, but that's a subject for another day.

p-please stop bullying elves...

i wanna rape an elf and treat her as property, if you know what i mean

>>15383828
No, I don't know what you mean, please elaborate.

>>15383816
I want to keep a cute maid elf girl for myself, and do lewd things too her on occasion.

>>15383828
elves are for loving tenderly, stop it!

>Limiting degradation and corruption to elves.
That's just wrong man. Everyone must be corrupted.

I like エロフ more than エルフ.

Why aren't there any touhou elves?

>>15383839
I want to find a helpless elf and save her from a life of servitude, rape, hunger and pain. We'd have to live somewhere far from the cities so we could avoid the judging eyes of my fellow humans and try our best to not make contact with the beastly orcs and dumb dwarves, it'll probably be a hard life but our mutual love and our 5 (at least) little mongrels will keep us happy and full of life.

i love elves!

>>15383814
>Elves serve as a proxy for the idealized human
You see, that's bullshit

I hate that the Japs depict elves as passive busty blondes.
Elves are short, slant-eyed, tan-skinned timber niggers who will mercilessly hunt down and devour your logging company because muh trees.

This is the western depiction of elves that I grew up with. Eastern elves are gay.
Then again all elves are gay faggots and deserve death.

>>15383886
So you posted the shittest one

>>15383888
I have a feeling all those korean MMOs wouldn't be so popular if they used those elves as characters.

>>15383893
You didnt even post a real elf, shes just cosplaying. Although Tony Taka does some great elves.

>>15383878

>>15383899
They should make another sexy fantasy race then
Like Valkyrie
Although I doubt those would be as prone to being rape-bait

>>15383888
Well, it is /jp/ after all.
ZUN's fairies don't kidnap or rape anyone, either.

Cute elf.

>>15383911
tl;dr version

>>15383878
Oh okay, I thought you were implying something completely different.

I want to go on an adventure with Deedlit!

>/jp/ meets the elf's father

>>15383929
or?

>>15383929
I know that's a boy, anon.

>>15383942
I should have just raped and killed her instead of wanting to marry her.
Fucking elves.

>>15383745
>Why are elves always raped and treated as property?
Because they're übermenschen that individual men typically cannot compete with.
It fuels jealousy and or this desire to prove oneself in comparison to them. And that's why you have so many stories about humans conquering elves, be it in battle, adventure, or sex.

>>15383921
Well the oni still do

>>15383942
I'm a good, God-fearing boy who will happily take responsibility and marry his daughter

How do you guys feel about Dungeon Meshi?

>>15383953
>>15383814
Isn't it just that one of elves' superiority over humans is being superhumanly sexy? How could an orc or human resist that?

>>15383965
The concept is magnificent.

mating press the elves

>>15384028
Consensually?

>>15383912
I want to have my way with a Kupole

>>15384042
Nice boobs ms Kupole.

>>15383745
Why are male elves so rarely brought up in otaku media? Even as spellcasters or anything.

>>15384071
Casca is a boy!

>>15384036
No.

>>15384115

>>15384115
You make me proud you degenerate.

LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE EARED PIECES OF SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

>>>/tg/
What about western fantasy is /jp/?
Nothing.

>>15384173
then recognize THIS

*grabs dick*

>>15384221
Some mod evidently made a mistake. r-right?

>>15384221
What are you talking about? Western fantasy has flooded japanese media since the 80s. Overlord is insanely popular and that still mostly takes everything from tolkien esque lore.

>>15384221
Western fantasy doesn't have lewd elves and elf rape. Just evil rapist drow.

Do elves make better pets than catgirls? What about as maids/servants?

>>15383745

Because quite frankly OP, Japan doesn't really know too much of what to do with elves. They understand the D&D interpretation and that's pretty much it.

I mean the elves of Tolkien were noble but not arrogant, and were considered so pure that elf women literally couldn't be raped (apparently they died and turned into dust or something if you tried).

And the elves of the olden days were dangerous monsters like all the fair folk were.

>>15388058
They also use the short kind of elves in some things, like the Tarutaru/Lalafell for instance.

elves for high quality marriage

>>15383888
>This is the western depiction of elves that I grew up with
I guess you didn't grow up reading Tolkien

>>15388083

They always reminded me more of halflings

>>15383953
This VN was fucking great.

>>15388058
>I mean the elves of Tolkien were noble but not arrogant
That's the main difference between him and people that copied him.

People that copied JRR thought that people who are immortal or at least really REALLY long-lived would be dicks about it and consider mortals as a "lesser race".

The reality of Tolkien's works however was that the elves were friend to all the good peoples of Middle Earth. They didn't even dislike the dwarves, the shit between them was almost entirely one-sided. They weren't arrogant, they were just more concerned with how things played out in the long term, and had a natural reason to be paranoid of outsiders because there were massive orc strongholds parked right next door to their cities.

>>15383965
Haven't read it yet, but I've heard nothing but good things.

which elf /jp/?

>>15388158
blond elf

>>15388158
Both, one after the other. Show the second what happened to first before you start with her.

there are two different kinds of elves. the modern fantasy elves pioneered by Tolkien, and the fey/fair folk of European folklore. the former are a noble race as >>15388146 describes. the fey are wild, dangerous beings - not necessarily evil, but they don't operate on human morality, and they can be quite devious.

>>15388083
tfw no lala gf

why live?

how do i get an elf gf /jp/

>>15388123
>>15383953
Daness > Anastasia

>>15388158
>not picking Pirotess
>ever

>>15388198

It'll be rather difficult, what with the lack of elves in the world

>>15383809

>>15383745
Not even the BrOrc by mugenjin?

>>15383948
He never said anything about the gender anon. He's technically still correct that the thing he posted is an Elf.

Now I have an excuse to post this.

>>15388122
I thought halflings were hobbit knockoffs with gross, hairy feet and normal human ears.

>>15388197
How can people even like those? Their bodies aren't even shaped like anything.

>>15383745
What is this gif from?

>>15389478
https://youtu.be/_tqyY9cm7UQ

lalas are very qt don't you agree?

>>15389504
Lodoss War

LURK

>>15389504
Deedlit from lodoss wars. Literally the most influential elf ever to grace japan.

>>15389518
They really gross me out.

>>15383745
because elves aren't humans, and humans treat other species like shit.
elves are like the goats of goatfuckers.

>>15389877
Is it okay to eat elves and drink elf milk?

>>15389925
of course.

>>15389925
sure, why not

i want to protect this smile!

>>15383921
>ZUN's fairies don't kidnap or rape anyone, either.
I wish they would.

>>15390209
I wouldn't put it past Star Sexual.

what about my girl who chants love at the bound of this world? protect

why it's always elf, half elf or human? why we never find a 1/32 elf?
half elves can't have children?

>>15389357

There were halflings in fiction before hobbits, it's just that the hobbit archetype became the standard

>>15390370
Half elves have the worst traits of humans and elves, why would you ever want to rape a half elf?

>>15390373
two half elves can rape each other

>>15390370
Probably not. Horses and donkeys can make mules but mules can't breed. Either that or ears turn back to normal human ears by the 2nd generation,.

>>15390390

No they've just gone from knife ear to simply vulcan ear

>>15390380
But then the offspring would be half elf too, right?

>>15390372
I'm going to have to ask for citations.

>>15390428
Not him, but according to The Evolution of Fantasy Role-Playing Games
by Michael J. Tresca, the word "hobbit" was used in "The Denham Tracts" among a list of folklore creatures. Perhaps that work may be found at https://www.forgottenbooks.com/en/books/TheDenhamTracts_10024245 , although that only claims to be volume 2.

That Tresca says the use is "interesting" implies that, like you and I, most people thought JRRT had invented the term.

As to halflings specifically, those are from Scottish vocabulary, even used by Shakespeare (Tresca again mentions this). I am not sure whether the word was commonly used to refer to a separate, fantastic race or simply to small humans.

>>15390428
people always say that many things tolkien used in his books were taken from stories that already existed, like folktales. he didn't create middle earth from nothing.

>>15390614
https://www.vice.com/video/icelandic-elf-sex

europe has some pretty fucking weird folk tales. I wonder what it would be like to sleep with an ice elf.

>>15390614

Technically what he was doing was trying to create mythology for the modern day.

>>15390660
>elverines
Half elf, half wolverine.

>>15390660
Probably something like the Oglaf strip with the ice queen

>>15383745
For a moment here I thought this was /tg/.

>>15390370
That's basically what Elrond is.

>>15383753
kiss my feet, loser

>>15389666
i am sorry anon
but you have terminal pleb

>>15383745

There are just as many if not more settings where they are some super OP empire enslaving others.

They are the favorite prey for rape porn artists since they are supposed to be more beautiful than humans. It's that simple.

>>15392386
Sorry, I need girls to have womanly curves and not just be pudgy, formless sacks.

>>15388146
>They didn't even dislike the dwarves, the shit between them was almost entirely one-sided. They weren't arrogant
what am i reading

inb4 #notallelves

Was this thread moved here from /a/

>>15392819
no

>>15383745

>>15390370
"Half-elf" is often used to describe any mix between elves and humans. A child born to three human grandparents and one elf grandparent is in many settings still racially classified as a half-elf, though their actual ancestry is only one-quarter elf. The real issue is how much elf or human blood one can have and not be recognized as a half-elf. Is one drop too much? Are you human when you lack any distinguishing elf features or abilities? It doesn't usually matter much since barring the ears one can often pass as the other. The distinction of half-elf isn't very useful outside RPGs where some codified abilities and traits need to be available to players.

>>15398739
You stop being half_X when you stop getting powers from X side.

>>15383745
because elves are for lewd, and nothing, not even a wet q-tip, or burly Orc liberation front ElfprincessXBurly Orc otaku hentai will stop their shameful wantoness.


I've heard that bullying them, just turns them on more.

>>15383828
if /tg/ has taught me anything, it's that it's not rape, if it's an elf.

>>15384086
all elves are male. some just put more effort in to trapping than others.

>>15399173
Is there any work that has both green goblin orcs and pink pig orcs?

>>15399180
there was some older ones from around 01 or 02 that did, and some weird hobbit/LOTR hentai then too.

there was a few knightXorc muscle girls too. i think they were tagged like that too.under muscle girls.

>>15399184
>LOTR hentai
I never think to look up eromanga of western things.

>>15402977
There shouldn't have been an image here.

>>15392593

Elrond didn't distrust the elves, he just believed that when the time came for war with Sauron, they would just shut themselves away in their mountain instead of sending an army. And true to his word, that's what happened.

Galadriel was friend to all the peoples of ME.

Thranduil didn't trust anyone outside his forest, but Legolas is basically the only Grey Elf that isn't like that.

>>15398335
I always like works where the hideous, obviously evil guy is actually a loving person.

>>15388146
>They didn't even dislike the dwarves, the shit between them was almost entirely one-sided
>Hunted petit-dwarves to extinction for fun
it was a prank bro!

>>15388814
This is a nice story.

>>15383816
i want to speak to Myucel with our rings off!

>>15420493
>>15383816
I couldn't stand watching it past the first couple eps, but did the MC hook up with this worthless existence instead of banging the loli queen?

>>15389889
Second worst kind of ears

>>15390195
Worst kind of ears

>>15383974
Okayish

>>15388146
What the fuck is this even?

The best pointy ears are the short kind of rounded ones. I cant find an image like that in this thread though.

picasso is a homosexual

>>15430583
>What the fuck is this even?

http://exhentai.org/g/623819/8cb794c7f5/

Don't read the followup.

>>15431058
Her ears are even worse than I thought

>>15431108
I like them droopy. Besides
>elf
>brown
>vanilla
He's right though, don't read chapter 2. She gets raped by a disgusting old man

>>15431228
>He's right though, don't read chapter 2. She gets raped by a disgusting old man
But that's what I like.

>>15431245
But it's sad, she loved that mercenary.

>>15431228

No that's chapter 3. Chapter 2 he just fucks a blonde human

>>15431249
>>15431228
You guys lied. It's just the same asshole guy fucking some princess. Where's the elf rape?

>>15431302

Chapter 3. Honestly it wouldn't bother me if he was regular old, but he looks like Oro from Street Fighter

>>15432280
Oro looks badass though

The guy looks more like Master Roshi.

>>15383942
Oh shit, I remember that doujin. Fuck, do you have a sauce for it?

>>15383942

Last thing I wanted to deal with today was elf rednecks

>>15383745
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/knowyourmeme/

>>15432461
No I don't remember it at all, except that it was sorta furry so I didn't bother remembering it.

>>15432681
That you would redirect to other boards and even knowyourmeme, but not /tg/, is kind of depressing.

>>15383745
Asian elfs are nice. They often treat elfs as elfs, something different from humans, without intentionally trying to deconstruct the whole concept behind them.

Lots of western made elfs nowadays run into the pits of either doing them too straight faced, or on the opposite end trying way too hard to make them different.

>>15432329
Brother, I too love feel good stories about happy elf families living peacefully and innocently

Some elves get raped...

>>15447624
And some do the raping.

>>15383905
She's really beautiful

>>15383941
I want to go on a sexual adventure with her and learn about half-elves by making them.

>>15447628
Also, some wanted to get raped.

Okay, only one of them does.

>>15383965
Nice concept, funny, and I really want to eat the multicultural holy water ice cream.

>>15446717
Is this Asanagi?

>>15458528
I find funny that since I read that little comic, over the years little by little, I see more works were orcs are nice specially to a elf, I want to belive is a trend in the making.

>>15383745
>>15383745
elfs is made for bully and lewd.

t. Orc otaku liberation front

>>15388198
by using an ACME INDUSTRIES PATENT PENDING FOOLPROOF ELF TRAP!!!

>elf trap not included

>>15437420
Damn...

>>15388814
This always brightens up my day no matter how often its posted.

>>15458528

It's not rape if you want it to happen. You just want them to be forceful.

>>15447624
>>15447628
>>15458528
Japan seems to lack the concept of elf races. It's just elves with light skin and elves with dark skin. There's no "these are the drow, they are grey and love to rape, these are the high elves, they are blonde and better than you, these are wood elves, stay the fuck out of their forest."

>>15472533
what are you talking about, most material lists the different elf races. Even in nukige they differentiate with high elves and dark elves and its reflected in different nations mostly.

Even lodoss had a pretty big distinction between deedlit and pirotess.

>>15472551
Lodoss is D&D stuff though, so of course it would.

>most material lists the different elf race
Most what? Monstergirls stuff, which are basically erotic D&D manuals?

>>15472551
>reflected in different nations mostly.
Also this is what I mean though, they aren't different subspecies of elves, they're just black and white elves. I should have made it clearer. D&D stuff has them as like different species with different abilities and stats.

>>15472580
materials such as novels and visual novels.

>>15472594
lodoss war is probably the best example of it where the wood elves using wind spirits to fight where dark elves are basically just assassins that specialize in poisons and cut throat methods.

>>15472604
see >>15472580 though

>>15383888
elves/orcs/etc serve as a concealed message about the real world. elves are whites. orcs are blacks. humans are asians.

elves care the most about nature, are the most spiritual, but are a global minority that's quickly shrinking and has a severe birth deficit.

orcs are down to earth, materialistic, violent and quick to anger. they hate everyone else.

humans are very numerous and complete assholes.

>>15476551
nigs and mudslimes by and large have more birth defects than whites, so that analogy is quite off

>>15476551
>>15476877
He said deficit.

Also take your pol trash elsewhere

>>15447628
Too bad she uses rape to sterilize her partners.

>>15388123
It was only good because it had a happy ending.

>>15383745

UH OH!

>>15477746
"Uheeheehee. You've fallen into our trap, little Elf. Now you'll eat this delicious curry and like it!"

>>15477759

lol As if, also the following picture is quite hilarious. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2124658

Orcs are just concerned about their diminutive neighbors, Anon.

>>15383745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz-JwI0d8f8

>>15383745
>>15477746
>>15477884
They're always raped because they dress as sluts

>>15446717
that dude draws god tier pregnant women

that entire doujin is too lewd, it needs a warning for readers because you might suffer from an erection lasting longer than 4 hours after reading it

why are elves so lewd

>>15481638
>that dude draws god tier pregnant women
>that entire doujin is too lewd, it needs a warning for readers because you might suffer from an erection lasting longer than 4 hours after reading it


Uh.... artist and doujin name please...

>>15482416

>>15482469

Thanks!

>>15482469

>>15481829

For the longest time I had no idea who this guy was. I wouldn't have guessed he was basically a time-travelling cyborg knight whose only function is basically just to RIP AND TEAR every elf in existence.

>>15482517

The lightning flash is just what makes it perfect.

>>15392048
Gladly.

>>15383942
This is from a series called "A-G" and you can find it at nhentai

>>15482517
Explain this gif

>>15484790
Netorare is basically cuckoldry. Woman has sex with another partner (or partners) while her lover is (usually) aware.

This guy looks like he's either about to say "fuck it" and fap, or he is not impressed.

>>15483489
Yeah Pelinal is pretty great. The dude just loves killing elves.

>>15483609
Huh you actually found it. Yeah it really wasn't even in my history anymore.

As some of you Tolkien fans know, elves represent angels and orcs as humans. Or at least that's what I learned. So I guess this plays well into how some of us say dominating elves with lowly creatures or with humans is enticing.
We literally want to fuck em up. Kinda.

I agee OP, they should have the freedom to do what they want

>>15494072
There was actual humans in Tolkiens world, though.

>>15500564
and valar/maiar, like gandalf were basically angels

>>15500564
Right, which in thought was interesting. It's been years since I learned why humans were there and lazy to research, but I assume, as >>15500719 said, those humans are like transcended individuals, to heaven or hell.

>>15501925
Gandalf and the others were never human themselves.

Why don't orcs ever have females? Can they only breed with elves?

>>15507414
That's the appeal.

>>15507414
depends on the setting

>>15507500
Why's that goblin holding a pig type orc head?

>>15507511
I think it's just suppose to be three kinds of (male) orc.

>>15484804
>This guy looks like he's either about to say "fuck it" and fap, or he is not impressed.

I thought it was more of saying like "this is a dark omen" what with the dark and stormy night setting.

>>15485372

Pelinal posters are pretty damn obnoxious though.

>>15494072
No the orcs are also elves. Corrupted elves from a long time ago.

>>15507414
There are plenty of female orcs in fantasy settings, even the earliest tabletops had female orcs.

I'll tell you right now they did not look like this hot little number here though >>15507500. They were usually pretty hideous.

>>15484780
>elf sex expert
Can you just give yourself any title you want? Is that how expertise works now?

>>15508726
>They were usually pretty hideous.
Often hilariously so.

>>15508802
I remember that one /tg/ visitor once posted a an orc "cheerleader". It was horrible/awesome.

>>15481834
I love /tg/ story time.

Brown elves are disgusting and serve only the purpose of rape.
Specially if white-haired. Specially specially if short-haired.

>>15389353
Thanks. Is this Gate?

>>15389518
They are. But this animation is shit/uncanny and these clothes don't fit them.

>>15390238
What the hell is this vagina glued on the side of her face?

>>15390390
>>15390391
Might as well be a binary possibility - you either get pointed ears or normal ears. And if you don't get them, chances are your sons will also not get it.

>>15390660
Disgusting upspeak.

>>15392048
Disgusting feet with fingers.

>>15430583
You have shit taste. The last one, which you find so strange, is as disgusting to you as your favorite kind is disgusting for any decent elf appreciator.

>>15494072
Don't you ever emit an opinion again, dimwit.

>>15508726
Thanks for this picture.

I want to have the tables turned and be raped by an elf!

>>15509144

Whatever happened to that Lodoss MMO that was announced?

You know what I love about elves? The fact that their long ears provide much piercing real estate.

>>15500555
Like being sluts?

>>15509319

Pierced ears seem to be extremely rare on elves. Probably because their ears are so sensitive.

>>15510430
That is not the image I had meant to post.

>>15509096
>Brown elves are disgusting and serve only the purpose of rape.

Only evil drow. There can be nice brown elves.

>>15510437
>>15510430
It's a really good image tho
Thanks for posting it, real cute

>>15510445

I have lots of elves

>>15510713

You try to raise em right, and look what happens? They go slutting it up on a friday night.

>>15510420

>>15510437
>Only evil drow. There can be nice brown elves.
It's not a matter of niceness, brown elves look disgusting.

>>15510600
Can't unsee crystal strap-on.
>>15510713
Giant finger with pink nail!

>>15511217
Sleeping in on a friday night!

>>15512907
>brown elves look disgusting.
I just find it difficult to believe that.

disgusting

>>15383954
>dat Suika
I want to smug the fuck out of her face

>>15514305

Very much so

>>15500555
Vitamin Quest has a FLAWLESS story and makes absolute sense

>>15514371
it's way too short
it feels like they cut out the second half of the game

Why must elves not be real?

>>15514223
>wedding dress
>clearly something like 7-8 months pregnant

If you looked up hussy in the dictionary you'd see this picture, but damn if it doesn't turn me on.

>>15482469
>incest
>toddlercon
>scat

I can't believe people would like this

>also NTR

>>15514385
>Why must elves not be real
They're just people with weird ears. Anyone whose ears stick out kind of looks like an elf.

>>15514420
>>15482517
It's NTR in the sense that any comic about kidnapping elves and making them sex slaves is NTR if they're married before they get kidnapped.

>>15514586
That's the bad thing about it
>raping women who already love somone else
Absolutely disgusting

>>15514603
so it's ok to rape them if they're not married

>>15514637
Yes

>>15388108
I like how reverse searching this image on Google results in the Wikipedia article for anime.

>>15514813

You'd be surprised how common that is

>>15514637
>False dicktomoy
Don't do it; don't do them

>>15515610
>dicktomoy
it's spelled dicktoy

>>15513831
Left: Futa elf
Right: Trap elf

>>15521675
Elves do not have penises.

>>15446717
Doesn't this one have kind of a happy ending 'cause it turns out male elfs are a bunch of wusses who can't give a proper dicking to their women?

>>15514420
looks like someone had never been on yahoochat christian metal chatrooms in the late 90's.

>>15522001
It has a they all end up sex slaves to be bred and sold and the children also used as a breeding stock & harem(even the males) by the father ending.

>>15514637
Yeah, but then you have to pay a fine and marry her

>tfw no brown elf co-worker leading to marriage eventually

>>15524181
Yeah, I know what you mean.

Although its very rare to have a brown elf-coworkers, the other is just an impossibility, even for humans.

Sometimes elves are good with swords, sometimes with bows, they're always good with magic. What are elves' weaknesses? Besides cock.

>>15534469
>Weaknesses
They are too prideful. Seriously, read the Silmarillion, son. There is a fucking entire nation of elves who were so prideful it basically precipitated every war ever and all over three shiny gems. Their hard-ons for those three shiny gems would put the dwarves to shame!

I finished The Lord of the Rings a week ago and elves have never been treated in such a fashion. You people must have altered sources of information.

>>15534469
corruption

>>15534825
You've just read the wrong version of The Lord of the Rings.

>>15390660
Ah, I remembered there was a fantastic doujin of a Scandinavian Snow elf wife.

http://exhentai.org/s/111e05f466/660942-2

>>15534714
Feanor did nothing wrong. Those hippy beach knife ears got what was coming to them.

>>15383745
Dark Elves are dirty little cock slaves and should be used and abused regularly

>>15383809
Why is having clean clothes bad?

>>15546799
It's obviously written from the PoV of dirt-digging dwarfs.

Are there any red haired elves? They all seem blonde and white haired. There's a pink haired in here, but that doesn't count.

Original of JP Elf came from '89
The records of lodoss wars - mr.yuutaka izubushi by his mistake
First one - pirotess: dark elf
Second - deetlet: high elf
and the original one that's nerver ever came our is
Scheherazade: Soul Caliber
Shorter ear versions.
All JP Elf supposed to be look like her a short ear elf.

>>15553918
What language is this?

>>15553953
It's obviously broken English.

I have over a 3.6:1 ratio of dark elves to fair-skinned elves in my elf folder.

Best elves are Discworld elves.

Psychopatic aliens who torture anything for fun.

Goddam. Being an elffag on this site is suffering. Elves get used for shitposting threads all the time because of the reaction they cause, which makes OP happy because his thread thrives. And it just works, you fags fall for it all the time.

Then there are of course those anti-elffags, Pelinals and crusaders. How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a fictional race as bad as possible and make those fictional, jack-of-all trades diplomatic humans as awesome as possible, so you feel better about your own weak ego? And I'm dame sure that they never really did a close look at this race, maybe read trash like eragon or something like this and then think they know shit about elves.

Then there is this constantly masturbating board called /a/, that knows nothing about elves either. All they know is doujins and they base their whole perception on those. You know what? No anon, elves aren't sluts, that wouldn't make any sense. No, they don't get raped by orcs all the time, how often does this happen in fiction aside from pornography? Why do you bring this up in a thread that has nothing to do with pornography?

And you think you are an elffag, you waifu- and smut-poster? You are actually the worst. You know nothing about elves either and also degrade them to one-dimensional waifus and fapbait, that has no other quality aside from pleasing your cock. You degrade them way more than any rape-doujin ever could. Your image of them lost everything divine, magic and noble that they once had.

Fuck you, fuck your elves, fuck your threads, fuck your memes. They are all cancer.

>>15584831
Are fairies the children of elfs and bugs?

>>15578649
>smut and waifuposters wiorse than rape
I mean, regarding elves I'm none of the ones listed above, but that seems like a metric purposely designed to overlook your partiality to rape.

>>15383888
>This is the western depiction of elves that I grew up with
So you grew up with elder scrolls?
Fucking faggot.

They haven't started an ElfLivesMatter movement yet.

>>15388789
>Elf Antomy
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Love of dragons

Is this a spoiler

What eldar and dark eldar

>>15596411
>What eldar and dark eldar
Heresy.

Do not confuse Xenos with Terra born elves.

>>15596411
I think Mirkwood elves are kinda neat.

>>15597452
Tolkien elves are neat in general, they're like men but manlier. Put a faceless rapist and Galadriel in the same room and three hours later the rapist would be choking on her strap-on.

Feanor was so fucking pissed all the time that after he died, his corpse exploded out of uncontained rage.

>>15597502
They're not manlier.
I think Tolkien's elves have serious problems from a literary standpoint. They literally do nothing unless Morgoth or Sauron is up to something, due to their immortality and other things.

Why does dark elves like anal so much?!

>>15597553

They used to have a tendency of making things worse when they got involved, so it took a long time for them to get back in the groove again.

>>15522273
Those were good times.