/jp/ - Otaku Culture

KEY is life.

>>1547207
Please enlighten me as to how this could be done, sir!

It's so sad when I think this is the only thread I was eager to post today...

It's not funny or rage worthy. I'm pretty sure you might come up with better.

>>1547215
Right on time.

>>1547215
ffffffffffffffffffff

Get offline bitch.

I don't understand why people like Key's forced melodrama? It's like I'm watching a Lifetime movie or in the worse case scenario... Touched by an Angel...

>>1547527
yeah but those have real people who are gross and ugly visually

>>1547281
It's ok, I love Key too.

I don't understand why people like Type-Moon's forced power levels? It's like I'm watching a fighting movie or in the worse case scenario... Bloodsport...

Key is garbage every game is just O I AM SORRY I COULDN'T KEEP MY PROMISE, I AM DISAPPEARING/DIEING, I AM GOING TO WAIT FOR YOU FOREVER. Seriously KEY is the equivalent of bad soap operas.

key stuff is awesome, maybe not the best but pretty good imo at least.

>>1547540
clearly the right direction

>>1547541

>>1547541
NO YOU'RE A BAD SOAP OPERA

>>1547541
Do soap Operas have H scenes? didn't think so.

I'd rather be a raging typemoon power level faggot than a pretentious pseudo intellectual KEY faggot

>>1547535
You need to get your eyes checked, because there is no way this character is gross and ugly.

It's Roma Downey for anyone who doesn't know who the person in the pic is by the way.

>>1547527
>>1547541

>>1547559

>>1547568
Go back to /b/ with your forced meme bullshit.

Yeah, gotta hate Key's forced melodrama. Everyone gets all weepy over the smallest things..

>>1547582

>>1547593
reported

I mean, come on, this is supposed to be a crying game? Who'd cry over being given a birthday cake?

KEY sucks and shouldn't be played guys.

Also the drama is forced. You can't like it.

/thread

I liked the characters in Clannad... but nothing else. OP has a point.

>>1547596

>>1547601
Not even the characters can save the game from fail. Bunch of moeblob shit.

Key fucking suck. Clannad is one of the worst games ever.

>>1547600
Yeah, hate the forced drama.

More moeblob shit.

Key sucks guys.

Go play awesome games like FSN, Chaos;Head and Umineko.

Moeblob shit fucking sucks.

>>1547617
Agreed.

We don't need Key failure around here.

Chaos;Head, FSN, Umineko >>>>>>>>>>> Key shit

>>1547609
>>1547617
>>1547621
See? The majority has agreed.

Key is shit and shouldn't be liked or played on /jp/.

keyfags sure got told

>>1547623
It's official, Key is shit and shouldn't be liked.

We just kicked the ass of keyfags so hard tonight it's not even funny.

>>1547634
I dare, I DARE these faggots to post key shit here again. Because if they do we're gonna kick their asses again. But I'm pretty sure they won't because now they know who rules this bitch.

Key = shit. No more key on /jp/ ever again.

>>1547643
;_;

>>1547617
>Go play awesome games
>Chaos; Head

lul

I'm laughing so hard right now. Keyfags sure got owned today.

DON'T FLAME ME BRO

>>1549047

Im not trolling you..

how come when you increase the resolution, everything gets smaller?

is that a good troll /jp/sies?

lol im trolling im a troll

im gonna report myself lol

0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10

dont reply, just let it die nigger

Now why would I do that

killing thread in 5...

"B-b-but, what if someone sees us?"

"No one comes into the library this late, Alice," Anon replies.

"Y-y-yeah, I suppose I'm just a bit... nervous."

"If you aren't sure, we can do this some other time," Anon says. He turns away to leave, when he feels a gentle tug.

Its Shanghai. Shanghai is holding on to his sleeve. Is she blushing?

"But dolls can't blush," Anon thinks as he turns to face the doll. The doll gently tugs Anon's sleeve back towards Alice. He lets the doll lead him back to where she is standing.

"I-i-its fine if its with you," Alice whispers.

She blushes bright red as she looks down. She seems determined, despite herself.

Anon opens his eyes in surprise as he feels Alice's hand lead his to her chest. Alice notices his stare and blushes, but she doesn't push his hand away. In fact, she continues leading his hand so it can have better access and manueverability. He didn't expect her to be so forward. Their kiss continues to increase in intensity as he delicately caresses her through her dress.

"Crash!"

The two break away from each other at the sound. They quickly turn to the source of the sound.

A broken bottle of wine is laying on the ground. The liquid flows along the cracks on the ground. It somehow reminds Anon of blood.

He looks up to find Marisa, face aghast. She is still somehow holding two wine glasses with her other hand. Her knees are shaking. Her eyes are damp with tears. Her mouth is quivering.

The three stand in shock for what seems like an eternity.

"Lemme go you pervert!"

Minoriko. Sweet little Minoriko, bound to a tree and helpless at your feet. You had worried that mere rope might not contain this exquisite creature, this goddess, yet the way the rope bit into her ripe young flesh was simply intoxicating. Yes the Aki sisters were a rare gem in this Gensokyo, Minoriko in particular as only she possessed that certain something that drove you this far.

"Now, now little one. There's no call for that, is there?" Cooing to her you draw a little closer, in response she flinches away as best she can. "Are you warm enough? I can make the fire bigger if you'd like?"
"Just untie me you freak! I wanna go hoooome!"
"Please don't cry again my dear, I don't want you to be scared."
While the tears and screams were endearing at first, her cute little voice raised in sob and moan was rather charming, it did begin to grate on your nerves after a while.
"Why don't you just drop dead?"
"Tut."

Well, if she's going to behave like a little ruffian you'll simply ignore her for now. Turning your back on her for now you begin to tend to the fire feeding it from the little pile near by, you're starting to wonder if you should've gathered more earlier as it's rapidly growing darker and you don't want to be out in the forest so far from civilization when night comes. But your purpose for the delightful little Minoriko should be soon resolved, it's taken longer than you thought to get this far but soon all your efforts will be worth it.

Capturing her was the hardest part of course; first you had to lure her away from her sister and get her alone, it wouldn't be easy to just up and nab a girl who could fly and was more than capable of defending herself against a mere mortal like yourself and with her sister around the feat would be neigh on impossible. You had vaguely been considering taking both of them but the chances of being caught were far too high, much simpler to take her alone to some secluded part of the forest and pin her down. It was by a sheer stroke of luck that the day you chose to act you caught her napping, literally, she and her sister were resting quietly in the Moriya shrine with no one around. You almost couldn't believe it, throwing caution to the wind you acted with reckless abandon. Snapping her up you fled into the relative safety of the trees before she even began to stir, it was hours before your heart would stop racing, by the time she was fully awake she was already bound to the tree and miles from anyone who might interrupt your enjoyment of her.

"Hey....mister? Wh-what are you going to do to me?"
That makes you pause, this is the first time she's spoken to you like this tonight, carefully you turn to look at her. Not making any sudden movements that might frighten her you draw near again and regard her closely.
"Are you scared?"
A simple trembling whisper is all she gives you.
"Yes."
"I told you I wouldn't hurt you, didn't I?"
She doesn't speak, perhaps to scared to, but simply nods. For a moment you find it absurdly funny that she's so terrified of you right now, considering that even though she's so small and frail she probably could kill you with minimal effort. But Minoriko would never do that, she's far too precious.
"Yes. It won't hurt, you might think what I'm going to do is very.....strange. But you may even like it."

The time is right, the small child is ripe with promise and potential, all of which you intend to take from her now. You can see the firelight reflected in her bright, terrified eyes, the subtle tremble of her body wavers with the flickering light and in the looming darkness it's almost as if nothing in this world exists save her. You couldn't stop now if you wanted to.

"Hush now girl, soon it'll all be over."
"M-mister..."

Her hushed cry, is it a plea to be left alone? Or does she wish this as well? You know her body, already you can tell it cries out for release, release your all too willing to give her. Winding your way over to her like a snake after it's prey you capture her in your gaze, she stares at you stunned unable to pull herself away even as you run your hand along her body. Slipping your fingers down her belly, noting the softness as you do, past her waist until finally they reach the hem of her skirt.

"Please.Plese no!"
"Shhh."

Despite her fervent tears and begging you know that she wants this, the way her legs quiver with the anticipation tell you so. As gently as you can you lift her skirt and tuck it into the rope where it stays, exposing her lily white skin below and the delicate cotton panties. With great tenderness and reverence you slowly pull the undergarments down to her ankles, careful not to touch that most sacred place, she begins to writhe against the ropes tossing her head from side to side with anxiety.

RP deployed. Thread deletion in...

That's some nice sage, there, brother.

>>1549154
Best used for especially irritating threads.

Use sparingly.

Still here

Key >>>>>>>>> Type moon.
Japan agree.don't bother him about it.

Clannad is god tier. fsn is mid tier at best, it's known fact.

Where is my Moon translation?

>>1549264
Oh wow, now I bet the mods are leaving this thread alone just to piss me off. This just in: it worked.

Most type moon fags never played games by other companies.

DUR DUR TYPE MOON IS THE BEST AND I NEVER PLAYED OTHER GAMES

:D

What the hell is this still doing here?

You guys suck.

Delicious Keyfag tears are delicious

[ ] Sakuya
[ ] Nitori
[ ] Alice

wow this thread is still around?

It shouldn't be.

*sigh*

>>1549536
THERE ARE SO MANY IMAGES BEING POSTED IN THIS THREAD

Is /jp/ really tsundere for RP?

>>1547614
Isn't it amusing how the only good games Key ever made were when they weren't Key? Planetarian is an exception.

>>1549547
I don't believe that the thread was sagebombed because of some disagreement between TM and Key.

It was saged because it was retarded.

>>1549546
*squeeze*

Key is forced highschool drama shit with stupid miracles and illnesses. Also Key protagonists suck really hard and art is pig disgusting. Fuck this uguu shit.

Planetarian is an exception though. But that's because it had different writer and artist in charge of the project.

>>1549554
*spit*

>>1549547
Planetarian is also shit. lol robot dying? clang clang? What a piece of shit game.

Key can't make good games for shit. /jp/ shouldn't even be posting it.

>>1549557
Planetarian is shit.

No good Key games.

>>1549547
You never played it, how the fuck could you know it's any good?
Fuckers like you are the reason why a shit like FSN was so hyped.

Sage more, it actually does something!

>>1549678
/jp/ is like Tenshi - they just love getting punished.

But that takes the fun away, so no.

>>1549678
My text is blue, yours is green.

Blue > Green

Me > You

Suck it faggot.

Alas, I am vanquished

My text is blue and green, yours is only blue or green.

Blue and Green > Blue
Blue and Green > Green
Me > THE RAINBOWWWW

Oh thank god, some people agree that Planetarian was shit. I kept hearing that it was great, but I recently finished it and as soon as it was over, I was tremendously let down. It was way too short, and we don't even learn the main characters name.

I was pissed at the ending, actually. The ending was -interesting-, but not anything close to what I expected of Key. It also is riddled with countless logic conflicts.

The biggest issue was that I was worried something was wrong with me. Did I read it wrong? Should I have read a summary before actually proceeding? I didn't know it was rediculously short (other than the filesize) and anticipated more characters, more... story, not just some fucking annoying robot who pisses off a post-apocalyptic nigger (yes, he's a nigger, he steals stuff for a living.)

Anyways, it's good to know that i'm not alone on these matters. A friend is recommending me Clannad, but based on responses to that, I think i'll stay the fuck away.

Or is there really a mindset i'm missing for these games?

>>1549729
Your text is black actually, his as well. You are both the same.

>>1549586
Who the fuck hasn't played Planetarian?

>>1549949
>so short
>no name
>niggers
>what am I missing?
Intelligence? Planetarian was pretty mediocre compared to all the love it gets, but your complaints are fucking retarded.

>>1549949
Clannad After Story made me cry 10 times harder than Planetraiannklh;lkhl;;lkg;lkg;lkg;gk;klAAWWW FUCK SOMETHING WERIRD IS IN MY ROOM< , HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Clannaids is still the same shit as every other Key game, though.

>>1549949
No, you're not missing anything. Actually you're right, Key is shit.

Sup guys, still trolling?

>>1549996
Shit, right?

>>1550017
Yeah, it's shit

> I don't believe that the thread was sagebombed because of some disagreement between TM and Key.
>It was saged because it was retarded.

And now some idiot bumped it again. By the way this has RP in it. Hello, mods?

>>1550055
RP?

>>1550055
I've glanced through the thread several times and I still don't see any RP. Does it mean something else now?

There is no RP in this thead.

*hides RP*

>>1550099
Now there is, somewhat half-assed.

>>1550104
Just copy paste the pasta if you want it, then let this thread get deleted. PLEASE!

Basically, someone thinks that writan pulled from CYOA == RP.

That someone needs to lurk the fuck more.

>>1550119
I didn't care about this thread till you.

I had sloppy joes for breakfast.

/jp/ is tsundere for RP.

>>1550119
Does having your favourite shit factory game makers insulted like this really hurt you that much?

>>1550055
>>1550119
Back to /b/, please.

>>1550153
I-I knew you cared, Anonymous!

>>1550164
Now there's RP.

>>1550172
G-good to see you again! I've b-been a bit busy.

>>1550197
You're not Alice. I can tell from your posting and from having seen quite a few Alice posts in my time.

D-Didn't you miss me?

>>1550210
This bullshit of Person A is Alice or Person B is not Alice gets tiring after awhile.

>>1550220
We all know there are at least 3 of them.

>>1550226
Oh, forgot my sage.

DEATH TO THE FALSE ALICE!

>>1550219
I missed every part of you, please don't leave me again.

Maybe not roleplay in general, but /jp/ is tsundere for *squeeze*.

>>1550235
S-sorry but I have to go again. I-It isn't safe here...

CLANNAD 92
FSN 91

JAPAN DECIDED, SO DON'T BOTHER US ABOUT IT

Hey, Alice, when I said I liked you?
I lied

>>1550252
Gods damn it, this means I have to open up /b/, doesn't it?

>>1550252
Please before you leave promise me, promise me that you will return to /jp/ someday, I will wait for you no matter how long it takes, just please promise me....

>>1550262
Not worth it man. She's gone, accept it. She's going to a better place.

I lied

i miss alice, guys. would someone hold me?

>>1550164
>>1550197
>>1550219
>>1550252
GO AWAY! YOU ARE NOT THE REAL, BITCHY ALICE I LOVE AND CARE FOR! YOU ARE JUST AN IMPOSTOR! AN IMPOSTOR!

>>1550291
*squeeze*

Now, now. We'll have none of that.

I don't know why you guys are being so hard on Key. I think their games and shows are pretty good.

It's the first time I'm seeing so many people saying bad things about them.

>>1550425
Because Key doesn't have enough power levels/delusions/four dimension entities.

>>1550428
NotThisShitAgain.jpg

>>1550428
But Key is about romance and a bit of magic, why should they want delusions and surrealistic things?

What

Key is full of delusions and bullshit

have fun talking to yourself

Indeed

>>1550448
Konata is not some ugly slav >_<

More sages, guys. They might do something if you post fifty more

>>1550428
Key has lots of fourthdimensionbullshit and crazyfuckingshit.

That's what I said!

>>1550590
>>_<

fuck off

>>1550590
Sage for racism.

Racism on /jp/?

Unthinkable!