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http://www.smh.com.au/news/specials/unusual-tales/man-petitions-to-marry-comicbook-character/2008/10
/31/1224956300444.html

So who do you think is his waifu?

I know who my waifu is...

>> No.1545385
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>>1545293
*peck*

Y-you're so cute...

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>>1545390
U-um.... isn't that a silly qustion?...
*gentle poke*.

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>>1545412
S-stop....
*hugs from behind*

>>1545413
N-none... I love only you Anonymous...

>> No.1545427
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>>1545420

Hey Alice, nice to see you once in awhile.

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>>1545427
h-hello scandanavian Anonymous...

>> No.1545477
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>>1545463
No, it was Not Gensokyo Man's awesome story.

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>>1545467
W-well I was just being polite...

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>>1545445

You know Alice, you look like a scandinavian yourself, too. That blonde hair and blue/green eyes are infact pretty attracting to me.

>>1545467

Now now dear anon, I would never ever do anything like that to lovely Alice.

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>>1545501

Even tough she cannot love me anymore, I can love her. Now, why dont you just go and be jealous somewhere else.

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>>1545490
Y-you're confusing me for Kaguya S-Sagetard Anonymous...

>>1545491
>>1545524

A-Au...

W-well sorry.. I love Anonymous... I really wish there were two of me...

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>>1545520

Oh now, your rage only makes my huge pulsing finnish cock harder.

>> No.1545568
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>>1545547

Its ok Alice, I understand.

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>>1545513
I-it's ok Anonymous....

*strokes your hair*
*sits on your lap and hums*

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Hey Alice why do you have a tall people fetish?

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Kaguya was here, Alice is a loser.

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>>1545581
>>1545586
*shy kiss*

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>>1545613
ehhhhh?...b-but its not time to do any of those th-things!...

>> No.1545650
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w-well except maybe it's time to cook supper...

>> No.1545297

repost is my waifu

>> No.1545299

Reported.

I hate these news waves.

>> No.1545665
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Get out of here Alice.

>> No.1545304

This has been reposted like 50 times now. Just give up.

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>>1545665
Y-you can't have any...

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>>1545650
What's for dinner? Deep fried Anonymous?

>> No.1545315

>>1545304
i won't argue that it's old news, I just want to speculate which character he wants to marry.

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>>1545684
W-wrong house!

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>>1545702

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>>1545722
U-um... my supper is for Anonymous!...


b-besides... I thought you didn't like me...

>> No.1545342

daily dose

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>>1545742
th-that picture is of the wrong house!...

S-since when did we have a pet?...

>> No.1545346

Too bad he will have to ask for the hand of the 2d character to her father and he will say "lol no".

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>>1545757
U-um... I-I'm sorry but...

eh I guess I said it before...

>>1545767
S-supper is ready...i-it's shrimp and steak...

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>>1545777
>shrimp

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>>1545784
b-but she's a cat...
b-but supper is ready now...

>> No.1545372

╆┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷╅
┨ this is a ┠
┨flu virus ┠
┨  copy it   ┠
┨  help it   ┠
┨  spread    ┠
╄┯┯┯┯┯┯┯┯┯┯┯┯┯┯┯┯┯╃

>> No.1545375

EVERYONE STOP THE PRESS I HEARD SOME AMAZING NEWS: THROUGH ALL OF MODERN AND ANCIENT HISTORY, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A SINGLE INSTANCE WHERE AN ONLINE HAS MADE ANY KIND OF CONTRIBUTION TO ANY CAUSE. ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THIS MEANS THAT ONLINE PETITIONS OPERATE WITH A 0% SUCCESS RATE

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>>1545777
YOU STUPID USELESS BITCH, CHEN EATS ONLY FRIED TOFU AND FISH.

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>>1545816
>>1545815
>>1545807
Eh?... I-I'm a little confused... b-but you seem to like it...

*takes out a bottle*

I-I also have this rare bottle of....

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>> No.1545390

>>1545385
Hey Alice, would you make out with yourself if you were cloned?

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>> No.1545400

>>1545390
Neither of them would be virgins

>> No.1545401

>>1545372
┌┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┐
┤This is an----├
┤AIDS virus-..├
┤Copy it--help├
┤it spread---...├
└┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┘

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>> No.1545412

>>1545407
Of course not...uh.
I'll be in my lab if you need me.

>> No.1545413

>>1545407
Hey Alice, who would you rather have sex with? Anonymous Jones or Athens?

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>>1545867
Not if I get her first ze~

>> No.1545415

>>1545407
STFU bitch GB2 the kitchen and make me a sandwich

>> No.1545416

>>1545413
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.1545417

Reported.

>> No.1545895
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>>1545867
A-Au!....

*giggles*
*wiggles*

s-stop.. you'll spill the 25 year old wine...

>> No.1545424

>>1545413
You forgot your trip

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>>1545898
Heh, whatever. Enjoy being a virgin forever little man.

By the way, I think your wallet is missing. You better search for it.

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>> No.1545431

*grabs dick*

*puts dick in Alice's mouth*

>> No.1545439

>>1545420
The correct answer

>> No.1545443

This is not the real Alice this is troll, trust me I can tell from the posts.

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>> No.1545463

Wasn't this *squeeze* shit what caused Moot to ban RPfaggotry from /jp/ in the first place?

>> No.1545467

>>1545445
I don't want you talking to namefags/tripfags, they'll poison your mind.

>> No.1545468

>>1545463
No, it was CYOA.

>> No.1545472

Long time no see, Alice.
Very long indeed. How's /b/ going?

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>> No.1545476

>>1545463
Moots a faggot, if it was a homosexual RP he would let it stay, just like he bans female camwhores while leaving male camwhores unscathed.

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>> No.1545482

>>1545477
>Not Gensokyo Man's
>awesome story.
Oh you.

>> No.1545488

>>1545445
Why are you such a plain Touhou? Why can't you be more unique instead of falling into obscurity?

>> No.1545490

>>1545480
You know how jealous I get when you go out and ``talk to people" rather than stay with my NEET self.

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>> No.1545493

>>1545482
Much better than any of the CYOA shit.

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>> No.1545501

>>1545491
You are not Anonymous, you lost the love of Alice the moment you entered something in the name field now leave this thread in disgrace and stop talking to my waifu.

>> No.1545506

>>1545501
ಠ̯͡ಠ﴿

>> No.1545512

"Prime Minister Taro Aso is an avid fan of manga and recently complained that he has been too busy to read comic books since taking office."

Great country

>> No.1545513

>>1545480
YOU BELONG TO ANONYMOUS AND ONLY ANONYMOUS! DO YOU HEAR ME ALICE?! ;_;

>> No.1545520

>>1545491
What are you, a retard? Or should I be asking, what kind of a retard are you? I can't help but rage seeing finnfags trying to abduct everything remotely intresting just for some sort of perverse form of nationalist self-promotion. GB2/fanningConanO'BrienandPamelaAnderson/.

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>>1545960
W-would you quit playing around and eat your supper?...

>> No.1545578

>>1545520

They're still butthurt over the continuation war.

>> No.1545581

>>1545547
Kiss me you're beautiful; these are truly the last days.

>> No.1545582

Ödelägg de Östra Landsdelarna.

>> No.1545586

>>1545577
*hug* ;_;

>> No.1545596

>>1545582
FFFFFFF

now that I moved to Copenhagen, I constantly hear Swedish when I go outside.

>> No.1545613

PROVE that you are the real alice

I demand to see the following pictures

Alice brushing her teeth
Alice taking a shower
Alice cooking
Alice riding a motorcycle
Alice with headphones

>> No.1545626

Why would anyone want to marry Alice?
She's garbage, just like those dolls she makes.

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>>1546056
I-I'm going to take a nap...y-you do as you like this evening...

>> No.1545644

>>1545626
YOU TAKE THAT BACK.


Shanghai is anything but garbage!

>> No.1545651

Why are there no black people in Gensokyo?

>> No.1545663

Alice is a pretty cool guy.

>> No.1546101
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>>1546092
Nnn....b...br..b....

>> No.1545664

>>1545651
because nobody wants them there?

>> No.1545668

>>1545665
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A ZOMBIE GET IN THE CHURCH

>> No.1545679

>>1545668
Church's only stop demons, zombies != demons

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>>1546104
*sound asleep*

>> No.1545700

>>1545684
Shinigami don't need to eat they draw energy from their master.

>> No.1545709

>>1545679
I thought churches (and holy power in general) were effective against dark magics, including those that reanimate the dead.

>> No.1545722

Can I have one of whatever you're making, Alice? Please?

>>1545679
I thought churches (and holy power in general) were effective against dark magics, including those that reanimate the dead.

>> No.1545726

>>1545700
>Shinigami

>> No.1545733

MY NUTBLADDER!

>> No.1545735

>>1545684
The first course will be soup laced with rat poison.

>> No.1545742

>>1545702
How dare you turn away guests from my house! Chen is my very special friend *pats Chen on head.

>> No.1545753

>>1545668
Churches are a terrible place to go during the Zombie Apocalypse. People would flood to them, looking for the power of (deity) to protect them and their family, and the zeds would follow.

>> No.1545757

>>1545745
What? No, I love you!
About the Anonymous thing, well, strange things happened...

>> No.1545767

>>1545745
Good girl Alice. Make him know you're mine and only mine.

>> No.1545784

>>1545763
How dare you call Chen a pet, I will be going upstairs now with Chen, we will be in the bedroom having fun. I expect dinner to be finished by the time we come back down.

>> No.1545807

>>1545797
This meal is unacceptable, bitch.
Get back in the kitchen and make something decent.

>> No.1545815

>>1545777
perfect waifu is perfect. brb need to do some fapping.

>> No.1545816

>>1545777

Looks delicious

>> No.1545864

>>1545838
...rat poison

>> No.1545867

>>1545838
Alice!

...I'm gona eat choo!

>> No.1545890

>>1545859
>>1545862
>>1545866
>>1545869
>>1545872
>>1545876
>>1545881
>>1545884

YOU FUCKING CHEATER HOW DO YOU HAVE 8 MEWTWOS?
FUCKING HACKERS!

>> No.1545898

>>1545892
You can have her.
Enjoy your trash.

>> No.1545933

>>1545924
I never had a wallet.
You must be thinking of someone else.

>> No.1545941

>>1545892
We can share her~!

Since you've been her long time friend...and she used to have quite a crush on you...You should have first dibs.
I tip my silly hat to you, Marisa.

>> No.1545954

>>1545924
Hey Marisa! I heard you're a good pianist. Please take me on as your apprentice! I don't have much money.... but I'll do whatever I can to repay the debt!

>> No.1545960

>>1545924
Hey baby, want to go up to my room and look at my figurines *wink

>> No.1545967

>>1545960
A+++

>> No.1546017

Sure is /b/ in here

>> No.1546056

enjoy wasting your time with this Mewtwo bullshit, Alice making another thread > your shitty image spamming.

>> No.1546077

>>1545960
facepalm.jpg

>> No.1546088

>>1546030
Sure Dear, I'll be down soon, after I am done showing Chen and Marisa my room.

>> No.1546091

Alicien combat thread
>>>/b/94317191

>> No.1546092

>>1546084
Good night my beatiful princess from the Makai

>> No.1546104

>>1546084
You sound a bit angry, Alice.

Aren't we at /jp/ much cooler than Spier and co. over in /b/ (minus the mewtwo spam)? Why not leave there and cuddle up with Anonymous here?

>> No.1546133

Why Mewtwo anyway? He is not /jp/, how silly.

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...N...

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>>1546603
*blink*

..non...ms...?

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>>1546608
>>1546605
Y-your thing... i-it's poking me...

*rubs*

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>>1546612
S-stop that...
*presses*

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>>1546623
B-but it's bigger than a pen...

*snuggles*
*smells nice*

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>>1546633
...

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>>1546640
d-don't go...

*pushes*
*uses you as pillow*
*is nice and warm*

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>>1546667
d-don't you know that I love you?...

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>>1546681
Th-that's ok... b-because... I-I love you... a-and... and you're in my bed....

*pins*

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what is this it's kind of

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>>1546698
>>1546681
Guess that settles it then. Anonymous doesn't love you.

Feel free to come on back anytime. I'll even leave the door unlocked for you ze~

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>>1546698
Wh-why do you say such things... b-before this you were living in your mothers basement... th-this is my house!...
*big round tears*

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>>1546725
Take it easy?

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>>1546731
N-now you're just acting funny....
*touches forehead*
w-well you have a fever....

>> No.1546768
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>>1546761
A-Anonymous!...

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>>1546768

>> No.1546790
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>>1546778
Th-that was nice... w-we hadn't done that in such a long time...

>> No.1546603

*squeeze*

>> No.1546604

Hm.. She appears to be sleeping quite soundly. You know what that means, gentlemen?

>> No.1546605

*stick it in*

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>>1546796
EHHHHHHH?!....

>> No.1546608

*grabs ass*

>> No.1546612

[x] Genuflect

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>>1546809
A-Anonymous... I-I'm sorry... I-I guess it was more f-for m....

I should try harder to make you feel better...

>> No.1546618

[img]www.imageshack.us/mewtwo.jpg[/img]

>> No.1546621

HOW DO I UPLOAD PICTURES??

>> No.1546623

>>1546609
Yeah, I always forget to remove the pens from my pocket when I sleep.

Sorry about that.

>> No.1546624

Gee, it sure does roleplayan around here.

>> No.1546625

Fuck, she woke up! Mission aborted! Everyone retreat! ....after this.

*squeezes breasts*

>> No.1546628

raep time?

>> No.1546633

>>1546619
ok

(am i doing this role playing thing right?)

>> No.1546640

>>1546635
Oh, you're right, it has to be my.. erm... carrot! Uh.. I have to go now!

>> No.1546863
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>>1546859
u-um... i-if you insist....

*presses*

>> No.1546647

*punches wall, is 600 pounds*

>> No.1546653

*rapes alice with my penipeni*

>> No.1546667

>>1546645
B-but.. Uhm.. Err.......

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>>1546871
O-oh I don't mind...

>> No.1546673

...

HNNNGGHHH

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>>1546884
P-porn is bad!....

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>>1546890
What am I to do with my Alice doujins?

>> No.1546681

>>1546675
But I'm afraid that I don't love you.
You see...I love China.

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>>1546894
Wh-why do you need that if you have the real thing?....

*huge round tears*

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>>1546837
She only loves us for our flesh.
We're just puppets to her...Isn't it sad?

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>>1546901
Well, it's not like you can be around all the times when I want to see your face blushing hard in pleasure.

>> No.1546698

>>1546686
I don't want this. You are a failure of a woman, and this is my bed.

>> No.1546697

>>1546686
Alice raep?

DO WANT

>> No.1546707

>>1546698
Insulting her only makes her more aggressive..

>> No.1546715

>>1546707
I think that's what he wants.

>> No.1546718

>>1546686
Sorry but I have to go I must do 10,000 punches

>> No.1546720

>>1546715
I really want to see her cry.

>> No.1546725

>>1546713
Gentlemen, it appears that a new opportunity has shown itself. I assume you know what to do?

>> No.1546727

>>1546725
rape full force?

>> No.1546731

>>1546721
I'm afraid you are mistaken.
This is my house. Now get out.

>> No.1546734

When was the last time /jp/ had a woman in his house anyway ?
(Except family)

>> No.1546745

>>1546734
Well..... Umm..... Does friends of my family count?

>> No.1546749

>>1546745
Yeah, they do, otherwise, the answer for most of us would be never, I guess.

>> No.1546761

*Loves Alice*

>> No.1546771

>>1546734

That would be around... 2-3 hours ago.

>> No.1546775

>>1546741
Oh, Alice.
No matter how kind you are, you will always be a failure.

>> No.1546787

>>1546775
Pretty much like you and your shitty posting

>> No.1546796

Did we just have sex

I'm uncertain

>> No.1546809

>>1546803
I'm asking you the question here.

>> No.1546826

These threads are always hilarious.

>> No.1546840

>>1546809
seems like she used you as a masturbation tool, tough luck.

>> No.1546837

Alice sure loves humans such as us.

>> No.1546859

I'm confused as to what's happening here.

I'm just going to squeeze some Alice breasts and figure the rest out later.

>> No.1546871

>>1546863
I'm not insisting on anything, only if you want it.

>> No.1546884

>>1546863
I'm not liking the shape of that censor bar. Is there something you're not telling us?

>> No.1546888

My moe sensor is going coo coo

>> No.1546897

>>1546888
My moe sensor is erect and stiff.

>> No.1546904

>>1546897
your a faggot

>> No.1546905

I'm disappointed Alice. I didn't think you were that easy.

>> No.1546902

I LOVE YOU ALICE

>> No.1546908

Alice is a whore

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