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Staying cool with cool treats.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15440826
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Slime daughter raising sim is actually happening. I've needed this in my life for so long.

>> No.15440841

>>15440826
Got a name for this one?

>> No.15440847

Third for Wights a best.

>> No.15440849 [DELETED] 

>>15440767
>>15440826
>>15440841
Holy shit, samefagging so hard.

>> No.15440853 [DELETED] 

>>15440826
>>15440841
>>15440847
>>15440849
Holy shit samefagging so hard.

>> No.15440855 [DELETED] 

>>15440767
Kill yourself.

>> No.15440863 [DELETED] 
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>>15440853
He's actually right though.

>> No.15440864 [DELETED] 

>>15440863
Embarrassing.

>> No.15440868 [DELETED] 

>>15440864
Well it's what you have to do when you're trying to force a community to do things in a way that you want. You have to samefag and make it seem like it isn't just one faggot making new threads then defending himself.

>> No.15440875 [DELETED] 

>>15440863
I was just trying to start an epic new meme. Not like this is the highest quality thread anyhow.

>> No.15440879 [DELETED] 

>>15440868
I agree, though having a janitor for our personal use seems nice.

>> No.15440880

>>15440826
>>15440841
name it already, I have been waiting 9 posts for an answer

>> No.15440883 [DELETED] 

>>15440879
A janny for our personal use wouldn't delete criticism of his actions. What the fuck happened to the old one we had? They were cool.

>> No.15440888 [DELETED] 

>>15440883
Eh, mods are fags.

>> No.15440935

>>15440826
Is it H or non-H?

>> No.15441006
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15441006

I want to go to the MGQ world and marry alice!

>> No.15441041

>>15441006
> Wanting to marry the tsundere who forgot the dere part
Rather you than me, buddy

>> No.15441116

Is the other thread still active or did we just hit the dead hours early?

>> No.15441127

>>15441116
Everyone's probably on vacation. It is, uh, that time of the year. Lots of people on vacation.

>> No.15441157

>>15441127
I've planned my vacation to Japan this August.

Oh wait you're talking about summerfag bans.

>> No.15441159

>>15441157
No, not summerfag bans, just the current climate in general is one which would facilitate a lot of people going on vacation, for one reason or another.

>> No.15441166

>>15440935
of course its gona be H (at least looks like it) they would/could not made stuff like this without H stuff.
i for one would play it but only if its non-H.
also yes i am a bit salty about that stuff

>> No.15441195

Why are there two threads.

>> No.15441199

>>15441195
Because when the image limit his somebody retards out.

>> No.15441956

Where should I post Making of Shoggoth?

>> No.15441969 [DELETED] 

>>15441956
Best to wait until either the other thread is archived, or just post imgur links while posting KCs description of her.

>> No.15442118

What if tomoko was monmusu?

>> No.15442119

>>15442118
It'd be pretty NEET.

>> No.15442125

>>15441041
>>15441041
In her defense
Luka was kind of an idiot
Her reaction to what he did and said seemed pretty normal

>> No.15442180
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weebs

>> No.15442186

>>15442180
What is the Jabberwocks estimated height here? Because it'd be wonderful if the vast majority of Wocks were tall brown Amazonian Dragons with little brother complexes.

>> No.15442211

>>15442186
Pretty sure all Dragon girls are Big Girls.

From tall amazonian dragons and wocks to latenight style ryus and wurms.

Of course some dragons are big in the weight category but that's another story.

>> No.15442217 [DELETED] 

Stop using the premature thread, don't enable the idiots.

>> No.15442221 [DELETED] 

>>15442217
Check the archive warosu of this thread to learn why we have to use this one

>> No.15442230

>>15442186
It is a mystery of life, just like a yeti's height

>> No.15442238

>>15442230
I wouldn't mind a stacked 7ft. Yeti desu.

>> No.15442247 [DELETED] 

>>15442221
Newfag pls.

>> No.15442248 [DELETED] 

>>15442221
I thought warasou died

>> No.15442276

I want to put an egg vibrator in an Alice and then make her wear a chastity belt.

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>>15440767
>>15440826
>>15440841
Reminder that these is literally a janitor replying to himself. Don't reply to this post if you don't want to be banned.

>> No.15442352

yuri

>> No.15442361 [DELETED] 

>>15442347
okay

>> No.15442387 [DELETED] 

>>15442347
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>> No.15442400 [DELETED] 

>>15442347
Kinda obvious the jannie is camping these threads, I do wish someone would make a statement about sticking to one thread vs having the board volunteers kill the old one for us whenever we decide to make a new one.
It seems that we are not the norm on /jp/ to keep using a thread after the image limit is hit.
Lol jaypee is serious business

>> No.15442464

>>15442180
with that level of execution i would call it successful weebery. like ken-sama.

>> No.15442472 [DELETED] 

Look jannet, couldn't you just ask a mod to archive the other thread so we can move on to this one without issue? Hell, you dont even need to create the new threads, someone else will do it if there is none.

>> No.15442523
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15442561
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>>15442523
Why not a small-chested Oni with a heavy rear?

>> No.15442563

I want to wear a shog

>> No.15442567

>>15442563
I just want a Shog.

>> No.15442569

Well, I guess we're here now

>> No.15442572
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15442572

DO NOT stick your dick in crazy.

>> No.15442577

>>15442572
You say that as if something bad could happen

>> No.15442579

>>15442572
Crazy forces you to dick it whether you want to or not.

>> No.15442582
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15442582

I want to make a lizard hot blooded!

>> No.15442583

>>15442572
>kurumi
Well, it looks like I don't have a choice.

>> No.15442589

>>15442582
Dragons are already hotblooded.

>> No.15442593

>>15440847
Damn straight.

>> No.15442594

>>15442589
Then I'm going to make them boil.

>> No.15442597

Can I have an undead cold monster because fuck hot

>> No.15442600

Would you make your nonsnake waifu occasionally wear lamia panties just because it's erotic and lets you bend then over and use their ass without having to undress them at all?

>> No.15442603

>>15442600
Wouldn't that just be a pasty of some sort.

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>>15442352
Will delete soon

>> No.15442618

>>15442561
Because with dear Douji, you'll probably taste alcohol along with it every time unless you drag her to the bath and get your fill after a sensual sanitation session.

>> No.15442622

>>15442603
Lamia panties are just basically pussy pasties made to look like undies. It's good thought because she can wear a miniskirt, and it'll appear like she has panties on to a casual observer from the front, but she's still open.

>> No.15442623
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How much is too much snu-snu?

>> No.15442627

>>15442623
I like musclegirls but Zarya is ugly.

>> No.15442630

>>15442623
That tumblr bait character is more man than woman.

>> No.15442634

>>15442618
Lovely.

>> No.15442635

>>15442622
And dorito shaped.

>> No.15442638
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>>15442623
Seems like you're asking for a pounding yourself there, Anon. Careful now. Oni are certainly gentler than what may be coming to you very soon.

>> No.15442639

>>15442623
>Some poor man actually married that tumblr tier dyke.

>> No.15442641

>>15442638
I have enough vicodin to cure Gregory House's leg pain. Bring on the pelvis shattering.

>> No.15442647

>>15442623
You know there's something wrong when 2D looks worse than 3D.

>> No.15442649

>>15442634
You know what else is lovely? Her favourite position, that's what:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3215174]/spoiler]

>> No.15442658

>>15442649
Oh damn, Jack would also look pretty good in that position.

>> No.15442661

>>15440767
That's a cute pupper.

>> No.15442667
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>>15442647
I only liked it because women with thighs that powerful give me the biggest chubby.

>> No.15442670

Hey KDF, is your daughter a part of the dadfucker club at the school she goes to? Does she own any shirts that say "Daddy's Little Bitch" on them?

>> No.15442671

>>15442641
Oh, Oni are perfectly capable of giving you a deep set aching in place of that. An ache that will leave you lying around for a day or two, waiting for her to come to you. Or if you should brave the pain, each wave will just remind you of what caused it and make your blood boil with a passion that even the pain can't compare to, driving you to take her no matter what.

But I'm actually just pleasantly surprised the reactions weren't people crying "YURI!" when the girls are just blushing at the embarrassing sight and instead focused on the topic at hand.

>> No.15442677

>>15442658
Yes, but, lil' Jack is, well, little. I suppose it might help with her desire to "go back where she came from" if she could experience being filled for herself.

>> No.15442692
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>>15442677
Little Jack is thick.

>> No.15442694

>>15441006
Would you make her a happy wife?
Would you make her a happy mother, Anon?
These are important questions. I need you answer.

>> No.15442699

>>15442692
I want to fuck that bunny.

>> No.15442702

>>15442692
Little Jack would find a sweet mother in a Lich, I think. Heck, if she was in MGE her mother could very well have become a Lich.

Not an Elder Scrolls reference, just so we're clear

>> No.15442705

>>15442623
This image makes me want to puke
How does tumblr manage to make drawings this ugly?

>> No.15442712
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>>15442627
>I like musclegirls
My brother

>> No.15442720

>>15442705
I really like the Widowmaker, looks cute.

>> No.15442725

>>15442238
Short yeti you can fully wrap in a hug yourself, but tall yeti can fully embrace you as her pillow

Either way the yeti is cute

>> No.15442727
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>>15442712
Snibs musclegirls are sublime.

>> No.15442730

>>15442720
Widowmaker isn't there anon, it's the Korean, Brit and the Swiss woman.

>> No.15442734
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>Doodle another Ryu
>Realize I'm fucking doodling another god fucking damned Ryu instead of wwriting
>Put pencil and paper away with Berserk volumes
I think I have a problem, guys.

>> No.15442741

>>15442670
>Hey KDF, is your daughter a part of the dadfucker club at the school she goes to?
I don't think there's one of those, but if there were she'd only join it if her friends of similar interests joined it too.

>Does she own any shirts that say "Daddy's Little Bitch" on them?
Absolutely not.

>> No.15442742

>>15442734
It's okay anon, I avoid my writing too.

>> No.15442748

>>15442734
Just give it to the Ryu, man. She wants to do it and you want too.

>> No.15442751

>>15442730
Really? Always thought she was Widow, the long hair match. Still looks cute.

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>>15442730
Not to turn this into /vg/ or a huge discussion, but that's likely not D.Va and in fact Widow. The facial marks aren't there (assuming she always has them) and the hair is too long for it to be the former.

Will delete pic related soon

>> No.15442762

>>15442751
Well, you were wrong.

>> No.15442767

>>15442761
Oh, really? Ah well, looks like I was in the wrong.

Whatever, they're all trash except for Mercy.

>> No.15442770
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15442770

Sluts!
S L U T S

>> No.15442780

>>15442734
Chowder? Sorry I couldn't reply to you in the last thread, I was busy working. I'm free now, so I'll read through your Pastebin.

Holy shit, look at all those deletions in the last thread.

>> No.15442781

>>15442770
Stop being mean to the fox girls.

>> No.15442784

>>15442742
Don't we all avoid writing at some point?
Or end up spending an hour deciding if a Lich needs an ahoge and is a member of a science team that everyone says "has vapor for brains"?

>> No.15442790

>>15442784
When does it go from avoiding to finding excuses not to anon. Every time I get an idea I just make an excuse.

>> No.15442791

>>15442770
Those are some long necks

>> No.15442792

>>15442734
It just goes to show where your heart truly lies.
The dragon is "devouring your enemies", indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNakJDWws5Q
Hanzo and Ryuu art when? Hmm, ideas are forming now.

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>>15442767
Dad 76 and the Wife do not appreciate you calling their daughter that, Anon. They've got you in their sights.

But I will concede that Mercy is top-tier... and may or may not need to be crossed-over with a Valkyrie.

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>>15442781
No! And I am for sure not having a case of sour grapes!

>>15442791
All the better to gobble cock with!

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>>15442780
Good to know you're finally free to judge my horrible works.
And now I wait for you thoughts...

>> No.15442816

>>15442805
>their daughter that
Who?

>> No.15442817

>>15442741
Okay, but are you part of the daughterfucker dad's club?

>> No.15442824

>>15442791
Constant collar play has its price. But necks that are a little longer than the norm all the better to kiss and lick.

>> No.15442834
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15442834

Why are Mantises so lewd?

>> No.15442843

>>15442816
Since we're a bit off-topic now...

Soldier being one of if not the oldest character helped inspire the Dad 76 meme, meanwhile D.Va is the youngest (Mercy has a motherly reputation too).

I'm not deep into Overwatch fandom, but sweet stuff like that just makes its way around. I just watch GaLm's videos.

>> No.15442844
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15442844

I want to go bird-watching!

>> No.15442846

>>15442808
You need to stop being so mean to Foxes!

>> No.15442848

>>15442817
Hey, the group of fathers I get together with for dinner once a week so we can hang out and shoot the shit has nothing to do with that! The fact that we all fuck our daughters is purely coincidental, and it would be silly for us to not talk about it once in awhile because it's an interest that everyone shares!

>> No.15442851

Making-of Shoggoth here:
>>15441992
>>15442036
>>15442061
Thanks to the anon who translated it

>>15441956
Let's just keep all the enty stuff in the threads only, KC doesn't want to have it be spread online

>> No.15442856

>>15442834
Kuudere monstergirls are inherently lewd.

>> No.15442857

>>15442834
Mating season.

They're looking a male to produce offspring with.

That sort of thing.

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>>15442808

>> No.15442863

>>15442844
Thick birb.

>> No.15442866

>>15442856
But why? What makes them so lewd?!

>>15442857
But they act like that all the time!

>> No.15442867
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>>15442846
They asked for it! By not being real.

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>>15442734

>> No.15442870

>>15442844
She- she is absolutely gorgeous. The whole piece comes together in a way that is. Simple, yet sublime.

>> No.15442873

>>15442868
Ryu no, please stop.

>> No.15442876

>>15442867
So what, that gives you the right to be such a meanie to them?!

>> No.15442877

>>15442868
Not him, but I actually had a tornado siren go off at 3AM where I am. Fun.
Cute Ryu by the way.

>> No.15442884

>>15442868
That Ryu needs to get her brain checked.

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>>15442851
>Apparently when she feels strong love and devotion for her master, the mark shines more brightly, but it also lights up when she's particularly lustful...

Best Girl FOREVER EVER

>> No.15442888

>>15442867
shiny mofu

>> No.15442893

>>15442867
Gonna touch that tail!

>> No.15442895

>>15442630
>>15442627
>>15442639
In game, quite honestly, she's kind of adorable.
Of course, it's probably too much to ask for tumblrite fanart to reflect that reality...

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>>15442876
My insecurity and depression.

>> No.15442900

>>15442844
>>15442863
>>15442870
If you thought that was gorgeous, try this full resolution, sharper and more colourful version: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2067545 The artist also has some other rather good stuff.

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>>15441992
>They were originally created by a higher power known as the "Old Ones", as servants, but before long Shoggoths who gained intelligence revolted against their ancient masters.
Shoggoth Revolutionaries must be a thing then.
Also, I can't wait until we finally get some genuine Old One monstergirls. It's been around a year since the Mindflayer was added for fucks sake.

>> No.15442902

>>15442868
Was the egg sent flying because of her spinning and twirling?

>> No.15442904

>>15442901
Also meant to reply to >>15442851

>> No.15442905

>>15442844
>Harpy notices Anon watching her
>Acts lewd and puts on a show for him
>Arachne sneaks behind Anon and catch him while he is too focused on the lewd Harpy
>Harpy swoops down and fights the Arachne to save Anon
>She wins and releases him from the silk
>Tells him to come watch her anytime he wants

>> No.15442908

>>15442877
Where do you live? Ther version of Kansas that's right next to Oz?

>> No.15442912

>>15442905
Oh gosh!

>> No.15442914
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>>15442898
>insecurity and depression
Try showing some affection instead.
I'm sure that'll feel much, much better, Anon.

>> No.15442915

>>15442908
The midwest.

>> No.15442918

>>15442901
Agreed, Lovecraft's mythos deserves to be lewdified.

>> No.15442920

I wish mind flayer was real
;_;

>> No.15442921

>>15442914
But monster girls aren't real anon.

>> No.15442922

>>15442887
I'd like this so much better without the weird dick thing she's holding.

>> No.15442924

>>15442921
You're not real!

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>My dog is likely to die in the next 72h
>He isn't even 8 years old
>Once he's gone I'll be alone again
I wish mamono mana was a thing so he could be healed

>> No.15442927

>TFW still no Desert Tanuki short
I thought that guy was going to deliver

>> No.15442930

>>15442924
Don't get existential on me anon! Monster girls aren't tangibly real! I'm sorry to break it to you!

>> No.15442932

>>15442922
Ask Barb to make another Shoggoth pic. There's still not enough art for Shoggy anyway.

>> No.15442933

>>15442924
solipsists pls

>> No.15442938

>>15442901
What would you do if you got yourself a nice Shoggoth maid and a week later, an Old One moved into your place claiming that she owns your Shoggoth and will only leave if she comes back with her?

Caution: peeking on an Old One as she showers may or may not cause you to go insane

>> No.15442945

I want a Kiki that can transform her self into things

>> No.15442953

>>15442921
But your affection can be, Anon.

>> No.15442961

What kind of horrifying things would a Shoggoth do to you in bed?

>> No.15442965

>>15442961
hold your hand

>> No.15442969

>>15442741
Do you have something against profanity?

>> No.15442972

>>15442961
Forcefully jack you off with her special onahole while she holds you down with tentacles and keeps eye contact

>> No.15442978

>Walking through dark cave
>Can't see shit captain
>Left torch at town like an idiot
>Feel around darkness to find way out
>It isn't some 5 layered 6th dimensional cube dungeon, so I should be good after a few hours of fumbling around like a man who just saw the ass of an old one
>Suddenly grab onto something soft and sticky instead of hard and rocky
>Numerous eyes light up the darkness as they appear one by one
>A wierd glowing heart also appears
>Do a 180 and try to run
>Something grabs me and drags me closer to it
>Start thinking that I may be eaten
>Instead the damned thing starts cuddling me and molesting my junk
The current Monsterlord ruined adventuring.

>> No.15442986

>>15442972
"Special"?

>> No.15443006

>>15442978
Being an adventurer or an hero used to be a prestigious career, now it's just rape and cuddles

>>15442986
You know, the kind that suddenly appears out of nowhere and feels exactly like the real thing with lubrication and everything included

>> No.15443007

>>15442978
Seems better than ever to me. The only lose condition is having to settle down instead of dying.
I wanna adventure with a hinezumi wife.

>> No.15443009

>>15442978
You can explore her dark cave.

>> No.15443012

>>15442938
Ask her if she's willing to become a milkmaid.

>> No.15443015

Which monster girls would be the best at patting your head and telling you everything is going to be okay?

>> No.15443017

>>15442932
That's because the only people who don't memetically like Shoggoths are degenerates like Ovaries and Harblador. One for attention, one genuine.

>> No.15443019

>>15443015
Mindflayer

>> No.15443023

>>15443019
I'd even take a mindflayer right now anon

>> No.15443024

>>15443006
Maybe I wanted to rape sweet village lasses as I pillage land belonging to the English in revenge for what they have done to my land and clan, instead of getting a lovey-dovey Shoggoth waifu to make me forget all the bad in the world?

>> No.15443025

>>15443006
But she'd only ever use anything that looks and/or feels close to human?

>> No.15443035

>>15442926
If that dog had lived a life with anyone else besides you, he wouldn't have been loved anywhere near as much as he has been by you.

Death happens, but giving a pet a good life and years of constant happiness is worth that. It's a net positive, to put it rather bluntly and clinically.

http://i.imgur.com/Co7kaCZ.jpg?1

>> No.15443044

>>15443015
Blue oni.

>> No.15443050

>>15440767
Cuuuute!

>> No.15443058

>>15443019
He said patting the head, not the brain.

>> No.15443062

>>15443024
Getting revenge is the best

Back in the days monsters would kill your parents and leave you orphan, struggling to survive, so when you finally slayed them it was a glorious moment

Nowadays what revenge can you get? Fight a monster because she raped your friend who then became a monster pussy addict and married a Slug girl? Where is the glory in that?

>>15443025
She'd custom make it for your own taste, if human-feel is what you want then that's what you'd get

>> No.15443065

>>15443058
No Anon, patting the brain is okay. Maybe it'll be even better than a head pat!

>> No.15443066

>>15443062
What kinds of things would she do to you if you wanted weird?

>> No.15443069

>>15443058
brain, head close enough

>> No.15443070

>>15442961
Make you feel loved for real

>> No.15443072
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15443072

>>15443015
Big paw patting

>> No.15443073

>>15443066
I hope a Shoggoth would give a really really sharp toothy blowjob, just dragging them up and down over and over, constantly with the possibility of her harming you, but lovingly not.

>> No.15443074

>>15443015
Kiki.

She knows first hand the healing power of headpats

>> No.15443077

So Anons, how do you feel about your imotou becoming a CC And traveling back in time to seduce you in secret?

>> No.15443080

>>15443077
Confused but aroused.

>> No.15443082

>>15443077
Make it happen anon

>> No.15443087

>>15443077
>Only reveals who she is moments before you cum
>It's too late for regrets and she has you leg locked to assure you cum inside your own sister

>> No.15443092

>>15443077
I hope my past self fucks her so my past daughter grows up to be a fine woman, who I will fuck.

>> No.15443098

>>15443080
>>15443082
No, she'll make it happen.
What is she anyway?

>>15443087
Yep.
And the time loop is stable because young her will want to get you before old her so she'll still end up inventing time travel

>> No.15443105

>>15443098
>What is she anyway?
What species is most likely to interact with time travel stuff?

>> No.15443106

>>15443092
>Anons Daughter travels back in time to marry him.
>Week later his granddaughter shows up

That's a slippery slope if I've ever seen one

>> No.15443107

>>15443098
A scarred russian fit hellhound who speaks in broken English?

>> No.15443110

>>15443073
You mean, growing sharp teeth in her regular mouth, or using a toothy mouth in her shapeless lower half?

>> No.15443112
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15443112

>>15443105
I wonder.

>> No.15443113

>>15443105
Liches

>>15443107
Why are you not teaching your imotou proper English?

>> No.15443119

>>15443110
Both?

>> No.15443122

>>15443077
But undead don’t age...

>> No.15443124

>>15443113
It adds to her charm because her getting flustered when she can't think up the right words contrasts with her /fit, hardened exterior.

>> No.15443126

>>15442969
I have something against the overuse of profanity. You've got to save that stuff for when it's really important or when it'll really give some hardcore emphasis, like if we're doing a particularly intense scene or something! A scene that would require days worth of aftercare if you get what I'm trying to say.

>> No.15443127

>>15443122
In the MGE they do, at least until a certain point.

>> No.15443131

>>15443119
How would she be using both?

>> No.15443137

>>15443124
But then your have the old her and young her fighting over lap space

>> No.15443138

>>15443113
How can I teach proper english to my imouto if mine is broken too?

>> No.15443142

>>15443131
Clearly not at the same time anon. Look I just have a thing for creepy girls who could easily kill you, yet they loving hug and screw you.

>> No.15443145

>>15443138
You learn English.
Everyone must speaker the Burger language, it's the language of freedom!

>> No.15443148

>>15443127
Eh, a CC lich would be cute as well. I would say that it might even be better.

>> No.15443155

>>15443145
The only way I'm learning proper pronunciation is if Hakutacos teaches me. She is mexican

>> No.15443156

>>15443145
>tfw we were taught almost exclusively british english in school.

>> No.15443165

>>15443148
But could she act like a CC?

>> No.15443171

>tfw no tindalos wan wan to stalk you through time

>> No.15443176

>>15443165
I would hope so, I CC lich that acted like a imotou is a bit weird. If she did, I would just have to teach her.

>> No.15443177

>>15443155
>Spanish Hakutakus are called Hakutacos

That may hurt their feelings


>>15443156
British English is reserved for nobles and people who think color needs a u

>> No.15443187

>>15443171
>tfw no Ammy scouts coming around to sell cookies at my door

>> No.15443210

>>15443187
Their smiles are brighter than the sun.

>> No.15443211

>>15443187
The Ammy scouts are alright, at least they don't try to convert me to a lolicon like the Sabbath scouts do.
I mean, I'm already a lolicon, but still.

>> No.15443212

>>15443177
>Spanish Hakutakus are called Hakutacos
>Spanish = Mexican

>> No.15443227

>>15442926
You have my sympathies anon, but is being a Cu Sith *really* a better fate than death?

>> No.15443229

>>15443211
Would sabbath scouts just give you cookies if you listen to the “wonderful and peaceful message of the sabbath”?

>> No.15443234

>>15443212
Mexicans came from the Spaniards.
Besides, you act like we would care enough to differentiate

>> No.15443235

>>15443227
There's nothing wrong with Cu or Cait Sith. It just means you're extra heretical.

>> No.15443236

>>15443227
If that means he (or is she now?) won't die, yes.

>> No.15443249

>>15443235
They make excellent furniture

>> No.15443253

>>15443234
>Besides, you act like we would care enough to differentiate
Don't worry, I don't expect too much from americans.

>> No.15443270

Another day, wanting to see more cute ryu art.

>> No.15443281

>A japanese phrase for "areola" literally just translates to "milk wheel"

Learn new things every day.

>> No.15443292

>tfw Undead lactation stuff is pretty hot
>tfw there's no art of it

>> No.15443302

>>15443281
They have their shit together.

>> No.15443306

>>15443227
Yes?
Having your pet of many years being able to remain with you is probably better than them dying.

>> No.15443318

>>15443270
Hey Anon, how many Ryus does it take to change a lamp?

>> No.15443334
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15443334

>>15443270

>> No.15443340

>>15443334
Can you do a full legit boxer Ryu
With sweat, toned abs, and all

>> No.15443343

>>15443334
She is going to make it rain blood.

>> No.15443346

>>15443334
Are her uppercuts stronk?

>> No.15443369

>>15443343
>raining blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

>> No.15443370

>>15443334
They call her the Painmaker

>> No.15443371

Do Sabbath girl scout cookies contain anything funny or is that just too damn obvious?

>> No.15443378

>>15443371
Sin Mints might be a little suspicious.

>> No.15443383

>>15443371
Only if it's from a Familiar.

>> No.15443386

>>15443334
I have thoroughly enjoyed your latest pictures.

>> No.15443388

>>15443371
The cookies don't contain anything. But you'll be too busy eating them to notice the tiny pouch in the box itself, releasing a gas that slowly turns girls into lolis, and makes men more fond of them.

You have to beware of the Sabbath and their genius magitech, all specialised for acts of lewdness and transformation.

>> No.15443390

>>15443227
I guess you never had a dog.

>> No.15443394

>>15443334
Cuddle cat when?

>> No.15443395

>>15443334
>>15443343
It might rain a little blood, but it'll mostly rain men.
https://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E?t=52

>> No.15443398

>>15443334
Shit I don't remember the last time I saw you here Loen.

>> No.15443407

>>15443398
I think he posted the WIP to some vampire thing last time was here.

>> No.15443410

Does a kobold maid utter the most "master"s per minute of any creature?

>> No.15443419

>>15443407
>Loen
>Vampire
>I missed it
Sheeeeeeeeeit

>> No.15443422

>>15443410
>Kobold Meido wanwaning and wagging her tail while earning her Mastahs praise along with some Kobold treats he cooked for her
Cute!

>> No.15443424
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15443424

A man can't change his stars, Anons.

>> No.15443427

>>15443419
It was just some lineart or a structural image of some sort IIRC.

>> No.15443433

>>15443424
Will she change it for me?

>> No.15443441

>>15443433
About as likely as MachineAnon or Shoggocks writing again. You have been weighed , you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

>> No.15443442
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15443442

>>15443424
Only a fool believes in fate. A person's future is theirs to decide!

>> No.15443443

Are monster waifus friends with each other?

>> No.15443450

>>15443443
My waifu is friends with other anons' waifu.

>> No.15443451

>>15443442
would MGC watch gundam?
how different would the series be?

>> No.15443454

>>15443450
Do waifus get together and swap sex stories?

>> No.15443459

>>15442180
I had a dream about a Jabberwock once and she was at least 2 heads taller than me. Perfect size IMO.

>> No.15443465

>>15443443
That's what composes the school dadfucker club.

>> No.15443469
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15443469

>>15443443
I think the amount of Wock Miia and Gazer pictures mean yes

>> No.15443473

>>15443469
>posting the exact same image twice

Silly Anon. >>15442180

>> No.15443474

>>15443454
She doesn't tell me what they do together, but it's probably that.

>> No.15443480
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15443480

>>15443473
Sorry anon, didn't notice, have this one instead

>> No.15443482

>>15443443
Miia, Gazer and Jabberwock (I wonder if the guys have names for their latter two waifus.If even I've got one, they must have too) are all friends.

Gotta have some Anons waifuing a dragon, definitely.
There's Kejourou person, two Anubis guys, each with a different Anubis. Maybe those two anubutts are good friends. Like sisters in all but blood.

Then there's Junefag, but the lamia herself kind of exists in her own story setting, so that's a weirder situation to think up.

>> No.15443485

I wanna make an aerogel golem girl and an adamantite golem girl. The lightest and heaviest golems!

>> No.15443489

>>15443480
Everything about what those girls are wearing is lewd, but the picture's so cute it doesn't really register on a concious level.

>> No.15443490

>>15443480
>Needle claws
She's going to pop their ball one day if she doesn't trim those down.

And I never noticed before, but that Miia seems particularly heavy in the chest. She's practically spilling over.

>> No.15443492

>>15443450
Who is your waifu?

>> No.15443493
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15443493

I want to ask the Nerdhound out on a date!

>> No.15443495

>>15443493
Who even keeps drawing these?

>> No.15443500
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15443500

>>15443493
>Implying she would actually go to school and not just shitpost on inverse 4chan all day.

>> No.15443501

>>15443489
Gazer's swimsuit isn't lewd, you probably just have a fetish for them.

>> No.15443503

>>15443501
That goes without saying.

>> No.15443506

>>15443482
There's also at least one vampirefag.

>> No.15443508

>>15443495
The artist's signature is right there anon. Learn to google.

>> No.15443512

>>15443485
>Aerogel golem has to get things in high places because normal ladders can't hold adamantite golem
>On windy days they go out holding hands so adamantite golem can keep aerogel golem from flying away
Kinda cute

>> No.15443514

>>15442694
Of course.

>> No.15443521

>>15443508
Okay, they've only drawn one.
Better question, who even keeps asking for these?

>> No.15443524

>>15443512
That's incredibly cute, not just kinda cute.

>> No.15443535
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15443535

>>15443492
My waifu is a Dragon that has problem doing simple things.

>> No.15443560

>>15443521
If you look closer the other variants were commissioned by aishafan

>> No.15443562
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15443562

>>15443521
There are only two that I know of. But they're a rip off of a pre-existing character; basically a request of "Draw X, but as a MG!"

>> No.15443583

Can monsters feel anything besides lust

>> No.15443584

>>15443454
With how different Monster girls can be I bet theyd be surprised when they hear some of the things the others do.

>Little Gazer goes wide eyed hearing what the massive Wock does, while also wondeeing how she does it

>> No.15443591

>>15443560
I feel like I've heard that name before. They've commissioned other stuff in the past, I think.

>> No.15443594

>>15443535
> has problem doing simple things

My nigga, monstergirls struggling with normie tasks due to their monster features so you have to help her out while she blushes is moe as fuck.

>> No.15443601

>>15443493
>the same picture every thread for months
I bet it's the same guy doing this, like the holstaurus breastfeeding faggot.

>> No.15443603

>>15443583
they feel love

>> No.15443606

>>15443583
Some highly intelligent ones can feel a mixture of anger and lust.

Jubjubs, not so much.

>> No.15443609

>>15443603
Just lust they tricked themselves into thinking is love

>> No.15443611

Every monster should take dancing lessons from an Apsara.

>> No.15443613
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15443613

>>15443601
I have posted it for the last few threads, I just think it's cute and I like Hellhounds. For the longest time though, someone else has been posting it.

>> No.15443616

>>15443583
My waifu's emotional range is no less varied than any human's.
It'd be the same for pretty much every other monstergirl too, with little variation.

>> No.15443618
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15443618

>>15443583
Nope. They ruin everything with their cocklust. Nothing is sacred anymore.

>> No.15443619

I've been gone on an FTX for the past two weeks, what did I miss?

>> No.15443624

>>15443609
what really is love?
does anyone really know what it is?

>> No.15443630

>>15443613
Death by THICK HOUND THIGHS

>> No.15443632

>>15443619
>FTX
that sucks I know your pain

>> No.15443634

Buttslut Wights or buttslut Vampires?

>> No.15443635

>>15443583
Same as humans, but with lust amplified.

>> No.15443636

>>15443619
>FTX
?

>> No.15443637

>>15443594
It even better since she is all haughty and stuff. I swear to god, I can't handle all that cuteness when she finally succeeds.

>> No.15443641

>>15443634
This is a difficult question

>> No.15443644

>>15443632
At least I had thoughts of fox mofu to keep me going.

>> No.15443645
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15443645

>>15443630
I'd bury my head in those thighs and never come back out.

>> No.15443646

>>15443619
Two weeks? Way too much to properly fill you in on.
Just take a look at Warosu. Search for "Monster Girl Thread" in the subject and set the From Date field to two weeks ago.

Shit has gone down. Start at the end of the thread with the kobold OP, and keep an eye out for red amongst the green as you scroll.

>>15443636
If it's military, then Field Training Exercise? I'm not too sure myself.

>> No.15443648

>>15443611
> slime waifu attempts Apsara-senpai's super-booty-shake dance for you
> end up spending your evening scraping her off the walls with a mop

>> No.15443649

>>15443644
good man and no not a lot has gone down place still sucks

>> No.15443651

>>15443634
>buttslut
I choose no memes.

>> No.15443653

>>15443611

>dancing Kejourou

oh yes.

>> No.15443655

>>15443618
How could she do that to the innocent?

>> No.15443656

>>15443618
DFC-72 more like Degenerate Fucking Child-72 am I right fellas

>> No.15443664

>>15443611
>Tough, aggressive delinquent Oni who everyone at school is afraid of
>Takes dancing lessons in secret
>If word ever got out that she did something as girly as dancing her reputation would be destroyed

>> No.15443669

>>15443611
>girls and monstergirls alike take dance lessons from an apsara
>she's a great teacher, and all the girls enjoy learning from her
>weeks pass, and the students all become adept dancers
>except there's one thing none of them realised when signing up
>an apsara's dance has magical properties
>it only takes two months before the girls start lactating as they dance
>and the better they get, the more milk they produce
>eventually, when they hit the level of a master, they can actually magically manipulate the milk they produce, making it flow in the air along with the dance moves
>they can even manipulate milk from another girl, right down to causing her to lactate by dancing before her and controlling the stream to flow around them like ribbons
>news quickly spreads
>apsara dancing teacher is now teaching classes of over 50 a lesson

>> No.15443673

>>15443591
Mostly Ushi's iirc

>> No.15443677

>>15443669
> topless ribbon-dancing with breast milk

I need this to be a thing
Immediatly

>> No.15443678

>>15443292
There's no writing of it either because lactation is boring and overplayed.

>> No.15443686

>>15443678
>There's no writing of it either
What? Peny has a story with a lactating spiderwight in it.
>because lactation is boring and overplayed
This is a dork free zone.

>> No.15443689

>>15443678
>lactation is boring and overplayed

The sign of a true pleb with no imagination.

>> No.15443693

>>15443673
Judging by his Twitter, it certainly seems to look like it.

>> No.15443695

>>15443669
Imagine a group of busty shortstack Khepri learning this dance.

>> No.15443701

>>15443686
>>15443689
>Not liking lactation means I have no imagination
Wake me up when it gets more interesting than nursing.

>> No.15443703

>>15443591
He tried to push some /d/ shit here a while back.

>> No.15443714

I don't understand, what's the appeal of lactation

>> No.15443720

>>15443689
As someone who also likes lactation, even I have to admit it's one of the most vanilla fetishes in the book, only slightly more freaky than "likes breasts". So "no-imagination" isn't really the best insult to use against someone who doesn't like one of the most vanilla fetishes.

>> No.15443722

>>15443714
Imagine the appeal of breasts, and then make it kinkier, add implicit connotations of impregnation, and also deliciousness.

>> No.15443730

>>15443677
I couldn't stop imagining this milk-manipulating, lactation-inducing dance with something like this as well. http://i.imgur.com/NipRcNs.jpg
I'm kind of thinking about what it'd be like to see her almost waterbend her own milk, and coat her bare, dark skin with it in elaborate and erotic fluid patterns.

>>15443695
>4 Khepris standing in a circle, back to back
>They all start their dance in sync
>Instead of a ball of dark matter, they use milk
>Drawing it out of their own breasts while circling around an invisible central point, and levitating a single orb of white above them that they all add to
>Sometimes they even switch it up, each khepri drawing and controlling the milk from the girl to her left or right, passing it around in circular streaks and ribbons

Okay, that works well.

>> No.15443739

>>15443701
Man, are you even reading the thread right now?

>>15443703
What kind of /d/ stuff?

>> No.15443750

>>15443722
Somehow I feel that wouldn't taste great

>> No.15443753

>>15443739
>What kind of /d/ stuff?
The Bob variety.

>> No.15443758

>>15443753
Well, that only narrows it down to around 20 different things. At least I can know it's nothing I'd particularly like.

>> No.15443780

>>15443750
Monster girl's milk would taste great.

>> No.15443783

>>15443750
Me neither, but see >>15443780

>> No.15443791

>>15443750
Monstergirl would be sweet in its base, and have a variety of different flavors and accents depending on the species.

>> No.15443795

>>15443780
>>15443783
Now I can sort of understand it. This sounds okay

>> No.15443796
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15443796

>>15443780
Nothing beats a hathorite lich.

>> No.15443801

>>15443796
I can recall that there being more Lich lactation greentexts.

>> No.15443804

>>15443791
Monstergirl milk*

>> No.15443807

>>15443791
>a variety of different flavors and accents depending on the species
I want examples!

>> No.15443808

>>15443796
Oh jeez, you saved that? I'm embarrassed now.

>> No.15443812
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15443812

>>15443480
SOON

>> No.15443815

fluffy gazer mofu

>> No.15443822
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15443822

>>15443796
Big Lich Tats

>> No.15443833

>>15443801
Yeah, there is still a lot more I need to screencap.
>>15443808
Don't be embarrased anon, you're doing god's work.

>> No.15443841

What if a fox was cursed to have a scaled tail like a snake

>> No.15443846

>>15443833
>tfw around 15 Warosu threads of forgotten, yet brilliant content I want to screencap waiting to be opened in another window

This is hard.

>> No.15443849

>>15443841
That's basically an off-brand manticore

>> No.15443852

>>15443807
Holstaur Milk - Creamy and sweet
Minotaur Milk - Like Holst milk, but instead has more of taste reminiscent of a protein shake but not quite
Hakutaku Milk - ???
Arachne Milk - Pleasantly sweet taste that lingers in your throat
Yeti/Wendigo Milk - A Marshmallowy cream taste
Hellhound Milk - Honeyed spicy taste
Satyros Milk - Irish Creme up in this bitch
Kejourou Milk - Sweet with a slightly sour taste
Undead Milk - Cool and refreshing, kinda like the feeling you'd get after getting out of a hot shower

>> No.15443853

>>15443846
Not to mention all the threads between mid-January and the end of February that are gone.
Who knows what wondrous treasures have been lost to the ages.

>> No.15443856
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>>15443796
Turns out you can actually improve (even more) the undead.

>> No.15443861

>>15443852
You're actually interesting me in lactation now anon. These sound delicious.

>> No.15443877

>>15443822
Wanna touch them.

>> No.15443880

>>15443853
I know at least one or two of my waifu gushing posts was lost in that period of time. The thing is, I think the temporary archive which took over after .moe died, and Warosu went down, still has their archive available to download.
Except it's FoolFuuka, so because /jp/ is stuck with shitty Warosu, which won't even be saving images in the future, we'll never be able to see what happened then.

I'm almost tempted to ask the Desustorage guys if they'll take on /jp/ if Warosu drops this board, so that Warosu doesn't have to spend so much server space with this place. /jp/ has to be the biggest drain of all the boards they manage.

>> No.15443882

>>15443812
I look forward to it.

>> No.15443897

>>15443877
Only in the experiments.

>> No.15443900

>>15443807
> dragon
Shades of bonfire toffee, also comes out hot
> undine
Not even milk, just pure, refreshing glacial springwater
> kaukaen
Monkey liek banana? Monkey like YOUR banana
> devil bug
Normally flat devil bugs grow giant honkers when pregnant as they have to support a minimum brood of like 10. It's basically dairy gatorade, with an energy kick like a mule to keep her energetic offspring skittering about
> Dryad
Rosewater flavour
> Honeybee
You needn't even ask
> Harpy
Light, fluffy taste like whipped cream
> Hellhound
You ever had chilli hot chocolate? Like that
> Shoggoth
Causes you to trip balls and temporarily percieve non-Euclidian angles. Taste is literally indescribable by in syllables that the human throat can actually make
> Mad Hatter
Buttered crumpets and milk tea

>> No.15443901

>>15443841
>>15443841
not mofu

>> No.15443905

>>15443897
Can't, must touch them at all times.

>> No.15443907

>>15443900
Hit me with that Shoggoth milk anon, that sounds fun as fuck.

>> No.15443914

>>15443905
You're going to ruin delicate preparations.

>> No.15443916

I want to touch a Kakuen.

>> No.15443918

I want to eat a Eel whore wrapped in a flowkelp cooked by a dragon's fire, for the drink I'll take some Holst milk and for salad I'll take an Alraune. I'll eat my waifu as dessert, if you know what I mean.

>> No.15443925

>>15443900
Honeybee, Hellhound, Dragon, Harpy, and Shog milk sound the best.

>> No.15443927

>>15443918
>I'll eat my waifu as dessert, if you know what I mean.

You're going to get a wizard to transmute her into a pudding slimegirl?

>> No.15443929

>>15443807
Scyllas taste like rich coconut milk. Much like Scyllas themselves, It's an acquired taste.

>> No.15443938

>>15443900
>>15443907
> Oppai dungeon shoggoths defeat adventurers by forcing them to suckle until their WIS stat hits 0 and they go insane
Should not want

>> No.15443939

>>15443900
Wait, if Shog milk makes you perceive non euclidean angles and such, what would her breasts look like? What would she look like?!

>> No.15443940
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How would it be like in MGC vegas?
Would you go there?

>> No.15443941 [DELETED] 

>>15443927
I'll eat her shedded skin, cooked by her own fire, looking her in the eyes and telling how delicious she is. This is really nasty.

>> No.15443945 [DELETED] 

>>15443941
Fuck off.

>> No.15443955 [DELETED] 

>>15443945
I did. I feel really bad when posting shit like that.

Thank god my waifu doesn't have to see that kind of shit.

>> No.15443965 [DELETED] 

>>15443955
I just don’t understand why you would post it if you knew it was bad.

>> No.15443968

>>15443941
Okay, little too icky for me there. And that's really saying something, because I'm into some really freaky shit.

>> No.15443980 [DELETED] 

>>15443965
I don't really know. I posted it because I could?
It's not the first time thought. I post some shit like that at least once per thread, but I delete it as soon as I can since it's so nasty and disgusting.

>> No.15443986 [DELETED] 

>>15443980
Do everyone a favor and kill yourself.

>> No.15443991 [DELETED] 

>>15443986
wow rude

>> No.15444020 [DELETED] 

>>15443986
Really rude. I even delete it so nobody can see.

>> No.15444023 [DELETED] 

>>15444020
Kill yourself already.

>> No.15444039 [DELETED] 

>>15444020
So what you're telling me is you shitpost, then delete it juuust slow enough so you can get your (you)s, then complain when people call you out on shitposting? Die already

>> No.15444046 [DELETED] 

>>15443980
Really? I've never noticed that as a pattern, and I check thread archives for deleted posts habitually.

>> No.15444084

does KDF count as a waifufag?

>> No.15444086

>>15444084
No because he ignores his waifu

>> No.15444099

>>15444086
Can you imagine the poor woman getting home, tired from working all day in order to sustain her family, just to see her husband playing with his daughter? I bet when she sees their smiles all the strength and determination comes back to her.

>> No.15444106

>>15444086
Have you ever read his posts or the smut he's written?

>> No.15444110

>>15444086
I wonder what he would say when his daughter asks who he loves more

>> No.15444111

>>15444099
> Can you imagine the poor woman getting home, tired from working all day in order to sustain her family, just to see her husband playing hide-the-sausage with his daughter?I bet when she sees their smiles she collapses to the floor, weeping uncontrollably.

>> No.15444114

>>15444084
Who dat

>> No.15444117

>>15444114
Ku Ducks Flan.

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>> No.15444124

>>15443634
Slutty butts are best with thick wight thighs.

>> No.15444126

I want a to give a bat a piggyback ride

>> No.15444127

>>15444117
This didn't help me.
What OC has he done?

>> No.15444130

>>15444121
>hfw she hears your dick

>> No.15444131

>>15444127
Lots of in thread greentexts about racist duck girls who like pudding.

>> No.15444133

>>15444123
I would jackhammer those sweatermeats all day every day, hot damn.

>> No.15444136

>>15444084
Maybe? I guess I do, or I will when I finally commission some art, that's the standard for waifufags, right?

>>15444086
I do not.

>>15444110
I love them both an infinite amount so no one can be more than the other, but in different ways because they're different people!

>>15444099
>>15444111
This hurts anons, coming home from work is the highlight of my waifu's day because that's when our daughteru and I come running to give her lots of hogs and kisses! It's always a long day without her and watching her and our daughteru hug and affectionately lick each others' faces is priceless.

>> No.15444141

>>15444136
Better hope you three all die at the same time to not leave her alone

>> No.15444151

>>15444141
He's going to enter into a suicide pact with them, where they all have a threesome with a magical spell active that makes them climax so hard, they all die at once.

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>>15444123
>>15444133

>> No.15444173

>>15444141
>>15444151
You two are rude.

>> No.15444176

>>15444151
I want to go like this too.

>> No.15444177

>>15444165
Anon, we get it, you love this game, now stop posting so many screenshots of it. I'm sure if this thread was on /v/, we'd have heard the word "shill" at least once by now, for no inappropriate reason.

>> No.15444178

>>15444177
My bad. There just hasn't been a lot of new MGE fanart on the usual sites, so I've been forced to scrape up other stuff. But I'll stop

>> No.15444184

>>15444136
I'd say you count since you provide content for the thread. You'd count even more if you'd hurry up with that waifu backstory.

>> No.15444187

>>15444173
Nothing rude about the suicide pact thing. You, your wife and daughter are a unit so closely bonded, the death of one of you would be devastating to the other two. I feel like there's a heavy degree of codependency in that, but whatever.
Either way, what better way than to journey into the afterlife than in the arms of the two you love the most, in a happy moment of pleasure and family bonding?

>> No.15444196

>>15444178
Check the monstergirl tags on Pixiv, not just the MGE one, and KC's Twitter. He normally retweets every piece of MGE fanart which is posted, which helps, because FUCK artists who only use Twitter.

>> No.15444203

>>15444184
It's coming anon, I promise!

>>15444187
I guess.
It's just thinking about suicide puts me in a place I don't want to be in right now.

>> No.15444204

>>15444187
Yeah how will they be able to leave their daughter alone when she has no husband to mourn the death of her parents with

>> No.15444228

>>15443900
>Pinch the exposed nipples of a harpie
>A bunch of whipped cream sprays out of her at whoever you're aiming at
Amusing.

>> No.15444234

>>15444203
>It's just thinking about suicide puts me in a place I don't want to be in right now
Oh. Well, take your pills, see your therapist, and all that.
Try not to die, otherwise I'll guilt trip your ghost something fierce for not writing enough kobold smut while still alive.

>>15444204
Yeah, that's a good point. When the parents die, the daughter has literally nothing and no-one intimate in her life left. I guess that's why I kept thinking of codependency there.

>> No.15444245

>>15444234
>Try not to die
No plans for that, just at a rough patch right now. Gotta stay positive so I get out of it faster.

>> No.15444259

>>15444165
Alma a best but what monster girl would she be?

>> No.15444264

>>15444259
Tail pussy succubus?

>> No.15444272

>>15444259
She's got cybernetic arms (she mentions being able to use rocket punch). So... gnome? Maybe golem, both due to being a hacker (re-writing her own runes, anyone?)

Actually, I think the best fit is cowteacher. Glasses, lazy Holst demeanour, huge titties, and knowledgeable.

>> No.15444283

>>15444272
>cowteacher
Her name is Hakutaku anon! So rude!

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>>15444259
>Literally named Alma
>Long hair
>Tits

Gee anon, I wonder what MG she could be?

>> No.15444308

>>15444297
whys she got her tail in a blanket?

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When was the last time you had a dream with monster girls in it?
Last night? Weeks ago? Never?

>> No.15444311

>>15444308

to keep it warm

>> No.15444316

When walking with a Manticore hold her hand and tail

>> No.15444317

>>15444283
I'm gonna call her Cowteacher in the middle of class!

>> No.15444318

>>15444308
I think she's trying to role play as a human or something

>> No.15444320

>>15444245
ganbatte, KDF

>> No.15444322

>>15444309

I don't remember my dreams much in general

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>>15444308
She's doing her most heinous cosplay called Normalcy.

>> No.15444329

>>15444309
I don't remember how long ago it was but it was depressing and I don't like thinking about it.
>>15444317
That's how you get detention anon!

>> No.15444338

>>15444309
I had a dream about being dragged underwater and ravaged by an alligator girl that had a skirt of tentacles. She spoke telepathically and had this weird-ass jujitsu palm-slap shit that slowed down my heart rate. Hurt bad as fuck at first but then I felt really nice and wasn't panicking anymore and it was a good time to be honest. I wrote it down right when I woke up so I wouldn't forget.

Yeah.

>> No.15444344

>>15444338
That's trippy as fuck.

>> No.15444349

>>15444329
>>15444317

>That's how you get detention anon!

Yeah! It's Cow-Sensei to you, mister!

>> No.15444363

>>15444309
A while back. I've had dreams about:

-Being hugged by an ara-ara arachne in some suburban neighborhood
-Caressing Polt's abdomen
-Spooning with a dragonewt

...and most recently, waking up to find myself being cuddled and caressed by a kind-hearted kikimora.

>> No.15444387

>>15444329
>That's how you get detention anon!
Please, detention with Cowteacher is nothing! I could grope her tail and she'd wouldn't even care!

>> No.15444388

>>15444338
Goddamn, that sounds cool, unique and erotic.

I know dreams are weird as fuck, and usually don't make for good story material, but you really could turn that into an interesting smut piece with an original monster girl.

>> No.15444417

>Recently developed an incredibly intense fetish for girls wearing pantyhose
>Waifu has fluffy lower legs, paws and clawed toes
>Would still love to see her in pantyhose, but her fur might make the leggings look misshapen, and the shape of her paws might not come across as beautifully with the claws pinching at the fabric
>Can't think of an artist good enough to draw stockings on her, while still maintaining the fluffy animal look of her lower legs, and making the pantyhose look shapely and alluring

Having a monstergirl waifu is troubling sometimes.

>> No.15444423

>>15444387
Anon this is how you get known as a delinquent who doesn't care for authority, and it'll only lead to more detention and the tough monster girls seeing you as a target!

>> No.15444436

I want to pamper a kitsune that was born with scales on her tails

>> No.15444438

>>15444417
I feel you anon, skintight clothing on inhumanly shaped extremities is a real conundrum.
I have the same issue imagining Kobold limbs in latex.

>> No.15444441

>>15444417
Caleana drew a yeti wearing a sweater and spats over her big paws, it doesn't always have to make sense or you can blame mamonomana

>> No.15444442

>>15444438
Thing is, I know it can look nice, because when it's your waifu, she can look beautiful in anything.
And the idea of a polymorph potion isn't even something to be considered. That's implying that she isn't already perfect.

>> No.15444453

>>15444442
>Thing is, I know it can look nice, because when it's your waifu, she can look beautiful in anything.
Exactly!
>And the idea of a polymorph potion isn't even something to be considered. That's implying that she isn't already perfect.
Yes, that's a major cop-out. I'm not sure this would work with pantyhose, but with latex I could easily see stuff being designed with extra padding so that all the pressed-down fluff doesn't make her limbs look weirdly small.

>> No.15444458

So guys is Polt allowed here?

>> No.15444463

Hug female paladins and mages

>> No.15444465

>>15444441
Yeah, but you don't really see that over her actual paws. You just wonder how she got it on in the first place, but it's not like gloves or socks, where it's actually staying over the big fluffy bits.

>>15444453
The padding is a good idea. The design would need to be very clever to avoid causing the girl discomfort from having her fur rubbed up the wrong way, though.

>>15444458
Only if you post the cute pictures where she's a pirate.

>> No.15444469

>>15444458
Polt is furshit.

>> No.15444474

>>15444465
>The design would need to be very clever to avoid causing the girl discomfort from having her fur rubbed up the wrong way, though.
That it would. With latex you could just lube it up really well inside, but with pantyhose any hair would immediately stick through it. Maybe they'd make a sort of Kejourou-power shampoo that prevents that?

>> No.15444478

>>15444465
What if it's oc?

>> No.15444482

>>15444478
OC? I'm interested, but the rest of the thread might not be.
Post a link, maybe?

>> No.15444484

>>15444482
Thank you for letting me know, and will do man, I just have to finish drawing it first o/

>> No.15444489

>>15444484
Not him, but I assume you're Snibako?

>> No.15444497

>>15444489
Snib always ends his posts with the letter "o" followed by a forwardslash, for some reason. I think it's him.

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>>>/v/>>342556794
There's a little kitsune molesting game passing around on /v/ if you're interested

>> No.15444501

>>15444499
>>>/v/342556794

There you go. And thanks.

>> No.15444502

>>15444497
Likely, and BarbK would usually do the "\o/" thing whenever he'd appear.
>>15444499
>>>/v/342556794
Got you m8.

>> No.15444505

>>15444501
Thanks, I don't crossboard very much.

>> No.15444512

I have come to the conclusion that kejourous would be the best monster lolis to molest while relaxing.

>> No.15444518

I don't think mindflayers invade minds

>> No.15444522

>>15444512
You could sit one in your lap and just finger her, while twirling and lewdly curling her hair.

>> No.15444526

>>15444512
I think you mean weresheep. It has all the wonderfully soft fluff as well as relax magic and spats.

>> No.15444533

>>15444526
But she can't clean you while you touch her.

>> No.15444538

>>15444533
I don't molest a loli to get clean, anon. I do it to grab tight ass and make her blush and struggle with her unfamiliar arousal,

>> No.15444540

>>15444518
They don't invade minds, they invade hearts.

>> No.15444546

>>15444538
This. Molesting a loli should be a selfless act.

>> No.15444551

>>15444518
I think you've been hanging out with mindflayers.

>> No.15444554

>>15444512
Their hair is basically a sex organ. Imagine sitting with her lotus-style, maybe on a nice comfy couch with the TV on playing something that doesn't really matter. What matters is the brush in your hand. The one that you lazily trace through the little Kejourou's hair while you pretend to watch TV. You'd brush slowly, and she'd squeeze your torso tight with both her arms and her legs as tremors of pleasure flow through her with every brushstroke. Maybe you'd put a reassuring arm around her petite back, and let stray ringlets of her hair fasten on to it for her emotional security. She's not quite sure why it feels so good when you brush her like this, but she doesn't think she wants you to stop.

Imagine just carrying on like that for a couple hours, just brushing, cuddling and feeling the closeness of her warm, trembling little body against yours. By the time you're finally done, she'd no doubt be grinding against your lap, making desperate little moans and whines, and nuzzling at your chest with what can only be described as an affectionate lust. You'd have to explain to her what the wet spot she made on your lap is, but I'm sure you're up to that. Just don't embarrass her too much, okay?

>> No.15444558 [DELETED] 

The Chesires did it, they made the Brexit happen

>> No.15444559 [DELETED] 

>>15444558
wew lads

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Think its time for some British monster girls

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>>15444558
>no 7ft tall britbong /fit/shire that can lactate
Sad!

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>>15444560
As much I'd like to post some Brit MGs, I don't want to spam shit either.

>> No.15444587

>>15444579
2fatfuck

I like petite Cheshire

>> No.15444592

>>15444579
There's a certain level of fatness that makes me more of a pedophile, and this is it.

>> No.15444593

>>15444587
Nigga she's perfect. Those thighs, that stomach, to die for

>> No.15444594

>>15444136
>KDF is commissioning art

aww shit nigga. Who?

>> No.15444595

>>15444463
Bully choir-chans

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Big girls are best girls

>> No.15444602

>>15444594
I'm not sure yet anon, commissioning art of something really special like my Kobolds is scary stuff.

>> No.15444604

>>15444595
Nope hug and sing with them at the same time

>> No.15444605

>>15444501
>>15444502
>404
Does anyone have the link?

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>>15444602

It's an interesting experience for sure. Make sure to get a list going for commission ideas and that each one has as much details as possible.

>> No.15444609

>>15444602
If you're not commissioning your waifu then what's the point. If it comes out bad or subpar then you can just not show it off.
>>15444605
you can always google /v/ archive and then go to post number
also http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/342556794/

>> No.15444615

>>15444608
>Make sure to get a list going for commission ideas and that each one has as much details as possible.
Yes, I'm working on that. I'm not too worried on the specificity, but keeping all the ideas and details written in one place is a good idea. Thanks anon!

>> No.15444617

>>15444599
Kej milk.

>> No.15444618

>>15444609
>If you're not commissioning your waifu then what's the point. If it comes out bad or subpar then you can just not show it off.
I'm absolutely commissioning my waifu, and my daughteru. I just don't know what it'll be like seeing a visual representation of them.

>> No.15444622

>>15444618
We better see some plump Kobold ass you dork.

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>> No.15444627

>>15444615

It helps to take the time to look at all the artists and see if they have any rules/conditions to keep in mind, their pricing and all that stuff.

It'll be interesting to see what you commission

>> No.15444637

>>15444624
She looks fairly unwell.

>> No.15444645

>>15444622
'kay!

>>15444627
Yes, my main fear is getting all hyped up for a certain artist and then they deny my request because it isn't something they want to do. I'm a little obsessive about looking at rules first and then probably making extra special sure when I actually message people.

>> No.15444647

>>15444617

Silky smooth

>> No.15444650

>>15444602
I know that feeling man, its so never racking for no reason, the first time is always the most awkward. Just try not to do what I did and send the money before the artist says he's ready for it/to start drawing.

>> No.15444655

>>15444650
>Just try not to do what I did and send the money before the artist says he's ready for it/to start drawing.
Oh god anon. I promise I won't do that.

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Monster Girl Gyms

>> No.15444670

>>15444624
W-what's wrong with her? Is her tail stuck or something?

>> No.15444674

>>15444664
That's a nice looking lizardwoman.

>> No.15444675

>>15444664
Those abs can't be real.

>> No.15444679
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>>15444664
That fucking body hnnngh.

>> No.15444681 [DELETED] 

Anon, the dormouse and Hatter next door have swung by to let you know that it's happening!
What do you do?
They are offering you drinks.

>> No.15444683

>>15444674
Go fetch her another towel Anon.

>> No.15444685

>>15444645
I do the same thing. You might also have to wait and be put on a queue and some artists have really long ones like Kuro onehalf who has 14 people in line.

>> No.15444686

>>15444482
http://i.4cdn.org/a/1466744965914.jpg

>>15444489
>>15444497
A-aye, it's me.

I hope y'all are having a nice night o/

>> No.15444689

>>15444681
I'm not a fan of tea, but me and my family could swing by and celebrate for a bit. I mean, History just happened!

>> No.15444690

>>15444681
Cum in the drinks.

>> No.15444691

>>15444686
Nighty night.

>> No.15444692

>>15444686

Good to see you again, Snib.

>> No.15444693

>>15444683
May as well.
It's always good to dry off ones equipment after working out.

>> No.15444695

>>15444685
Waiting isn't too big a deal to me because my girls are worth it, but 14 people is a whole lot of people.

>>15444686
Hey Snibby do you draw lolis?

>> No.15444696
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15444696

>>15444686
It's time to work out!

>> No.15444698

I want a cheshire to bully me with love

>> No.15444709

>>15444696
I refuse to spot for a big, dumb, sweaty cow!

>> No.15444719

>>15444696
I accept to spot for a big, cute, sweaty cow!

>> No.15444726

>>15444719
I'm too weak to spot for that big, cute, sweaty cow!

>> No.15444727

>>15444719
But her breasts may get leaky from arousal.

>> No.15444728
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15444728

>>15444726
Towelboy it is then.

Don't drop the soap in the changing room showers unless you want to be pressed into a cow breast sandwich, Towelboy.

>> No.15444729

>>15444726
I might be strong enough to spot for that big, cute, sweaty cow!
>>15444727
Then I'll take care of it.

>> No.15444730

>>15444728
I don't go to the gym to handle her towels! I come here to work out!

>> No.15444731

>>15444728
I'd rather wash her back, and the rest of her, in the shower.

There's got to be few places she cant reach.
Maybe I'll wash those titties if she allows me.

>> No.15444732

>>15444698
how can she use love to bully

>> No.15444735

>>15444732
Embarrass you I guess.

Fussing over you in front of friends, embarrassing pet names, pinching your cheek, etc.

>> No.15444738

>>15444728
>>15444729
>tall, assertive muscle Minotaur that schlicks to the thought of your mouth latched onto her nipple during daughteru making sessions

>> No.15444740

>>15444732
Monoeyes can use love to bully, they can demean and humiliate guys with monoeye fetish

>> No.15444744

>>15444738
This, this is all I need in life to be happy.

>> No.15444746
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15444746

>>15443645
Like me thick? What about making them thicker?

>> No.15444750

>>15444746
>Like me thick?
No alps allowed.

>> No.15444753

>>15444746
I'm always game for having them thicker.

>> No.15444772

>>15444691
>>15444692
Thanks guys y-you too

>>15444695
Ayyy I don't usually draw lolis but I might be able to help with that. I'm not sure how lewd I can go due to local laws but I'm ok with somewhat risque pin up stuff. Feel free to send me an email and we can talk about the details there if you'd like.

>>15444719
This man has great taste. A bunny is fine too.

Alright anons, have a good night o/

>> No.15444774

>>15444746
Yes.
It would be better if it were a Lich with massive thighs.

>> No.15444775

>>15444774
How thick is too thick?
I'm not sure I have a limit with how thick I like my liches.

>> No.15444782

>>15444772
>big spoiler
Good stuff friend, I'll be contacting you once I have my ideas figured out. I'm not trying to get super lewd commissions yet just because I don't think anyone will do them, but I'm fine with semi-risque stuff. Thanks for the consideration!

>> No.15444787

>>15444772
It would be difficult to keep up with the gym bunny

She'd be able to go for hours and hours without tiring

You'll need to do several reps

>> No.15444788

>>15442868
This is fucked up.

>> No.15444789

>>15444772
>This man has great taste.
Now I want to see you draw a /fit/ cowgirl being spotted by an anon, lewd version having her leaking up top and down below.

>> No.15444803

>>15444788
What what's more fucked up is watching a ryu trip over their own tail.

>> No.15444807
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>>15444775

Once they're bigger than your torso, I think it's safe to say you've gone too far.

>> No.15444812
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>>15444788
It's like an echo chamber inside that head.

>> No.15444816

don't bully poor, stupid Water Wurm-chan

>> No.15444823
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>>15444774

>> No.15444826

>>15444807
Understandable, although they'd be quite fun to tease her about.
And just imagine them wrapped around your head while you eat her out.

>> No.15444829

>>15444823
Oh my.

The outfits at The Bar of the Dead sure are something.

>> No.15444830

>>15444823
>>15444823
Beautiful

>> No.15444837

>>15444823
Hey baby! Why don't you bring those hips over here and resurrect my cock?!

>> No.15444841

>>15444837
>jiiiiii~

>> No.15444848

Plant MGs wolf-whistling at young men who go on a hike through their forests.

>> No.15444853

>>15444837
Somebody's getting pushed out into the back alley so he can learn a lesson on how to behave.

>> No.15444855

>>15444848
>"Oh yeah, I'd like to wrap my vines around THAT bulge!"
>"Where you going hot stuff? Bring that ass back here boy!"

>> No.15444856

>>15444853
By scary Ghoul Girl bouncers?

>> No.15444859

>>15444856
Yes.

>> No.15444861

>>15444859
>"Alright buddy, you've had enough to drink!"
>"Take a hike Gravedigger!"

Well, there's always that Mermaid Bar.

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>>15444823
>Powerful undead sorceress reduced to waiting tables
>The outfit is degrading and customers hit on her all the time
>Can't just blast them because they wouldn't tip then
>Potion supplies aren't cheap anymore
Poor Lich-chan

>> No.15444865

>>15444861
But it smells and everything is wet.

>> No.15444867

>>15444855
>One unaware hiker was taking photos when a plant MG snatched his camera away with her vine.
>Needless to say it wasn't easy getting it back.

>> No.15444873

>>15444864
There's other ways of making money.

>> No.15444880

I want to give a weresheep minomilk until she's uncomfortably muscular!

>> No.15444881

>>15444864
I'm going to bouncer a quarter off her ass then act like it wasn't me.

>> No.15444882

Were-cats. Scratch their ears, and they purr. Try to take your hand away, they hiss and claw at you. Try to touch their stomachs and they go nuts. How do cats work?

>> No.15444884

>>15444873
Apothecary,alchemy, and necromancy aren't exactly the most marketable job skills. And I doubt anyone's heard of her school in this day and age.
>>15444881
You'll be going home as a zombie.

>> No.15444885

>>15444867
It was retrieved later, covered in a thick, gooey sap.

>> No.15444898

>>15444884
That's where marketing comes in. she an sell her potions as all-natural cures and hire off her zombies as workers, or even allow men to pay her so they can become "test subjects"

>> No.15444905

>>15444885
The MG took the opportunity to take photos of herself.

>> No.15444946

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, take a lich outside so she can lift.
Can't just sit around all day and study.

>> No.15444948

>>15444905
>Plantgirl tried to give anon lewd pics
>Sap covered the lens up
>Nothing comes out in development

>> No.15444952

Celebrating with a Cheshire!

>> No.15444955
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15444955

Its that top 5 MGs Time again.
Its a few days late but I waited 2 months this time!

You all know the drill now:

1) Fox woman
2) Dragon
3) Ryuu
4) Shirohebi
New in 5th
5) Basilisik

What about you guys?

>> No.15444960

>>15444955
1) Crow Tengu
2) Vampire
3) Lich
4) Mindflayer
5) Oomukade/Apophis

>> No.15444963

>>15444955
1. Weresheep
2. Kobold
3. Gyoubu Danuki
4. Mothman
5. Titania

>> No.15444979

>>15444955
1)Hellhound
2)Minotaur
3)Oni
4)Unagi Joro
5)Dullahan

>> No.15445005

>>15444955
1) March Hare
2) Jubjub
3) Giant Rat(s)
4) Minotaur
5) Unicorn --- > Bicorn

>> No.15445010

>>15444955
1. Mice and Cats. Don't make me choose.
2. Wolfus
3. Mofus
4. Vampire
5. Basilisk

>> No.15445018
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15445018

>>15444955
1) Kakuen
2) Mouse Girls
3) Oni
4) Dragon
5) Tanuki

>> No.15445021

>>15444955
Cheshire
Mad Hatter
Dormouse
March Hare
Alice

>> No.15445025

>>15444955
1. Vampire
2. Amazon
3. Lilim
4. Kraken
5. Apophis

Especial mention to Titania

>> No.15445051

>>15444955
In no particular order.

Hellhound
Lich
Oomukade
Khepri
Ushi-Oni

>> No.15445074

>>15444955
1. Wolfus
2. Foxes
3. Cats
4. Yeti
5. Blue Oni

>> No.15445079

>>15444601
Does the person who put those measurements understand the concept of height?

>> No.15445088

>>15445079
Has the person who made this been post been here for more than a week?

>> No.15445121

I would like a army of dark Valkyries and dark dragons. then I would take over a decent chunk of land in what I'd like to call "operation, shit just got real."

What monsters would you use in a army to take over a country or something?

>> No.15445122
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15445122

Name something better than a loli oni
Protip: You can't

>> No.15445142

>>15445122
A gigantic bottle of sake!

>> No.15445145

>>15445142
If it's better than a loli oni then logically it wouldn't be improved by a loli oni.
Would you rather drink a gigantic bottle of sake or drink a gigantic bottle of sake with a loli oni?

>> No.15445150

>>15445088
What

>> No.15445176

>>15445122
An adult Oni with small breasts and a plump bottom half.

>> No.15445191

>>15445176
What about a legal loli oni?

>> No.15445207
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15445207

>>15445122
Lolifox

>> No.15445220
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15445220

>>15445207
Consider this alternative: Lolioni

>> No.15445226

If a writefags work were a anime would would watch it?

>> No.15445233

>>15445226
That's a very philosophical yet silly question anon. What WOULD 'would' watch?
Being serious, probably not.

>> No.15445236

>>15445233
How much would would a would would would if a would would would would would?

>> No.15445243
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>>15445220
Loli
f
o
x

>> No.15445248

>>15445150
Hi newfriend.

>> No.15445249
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15445249

>>15445243
lil'oni

>> No.15445251

>>15445249
I want to drink sake out of that thigh gap

>> No.15445263

I want to make a shirohebi cry

>> No.15445265

>>15445243
What's the point of those lewd slits in her skirt?

I can see a little bit of panties.

>> No.15445283

>>15445265
Teasing.

>> No.15445305

>>15445121
Yetis and Weresheeps, they can't fight back if they're being cuddled

>> No.15445336

>>15445021
Someone stayed too long in Wonderland

>> No.15445339

>>15445263
If you spontaneously ignite with blue fire, I'll know whats happened

>> No.15445341

>>15445265
Places to lick at

>> No.15445343
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15445343

>Ah! A customer!

>> No.15445348

>>15445343
Hello

>> No.15445354

>>15445343
HELLO TINY SQUIRREL FRIEND, DO YOU SELL HAMBURGERS?

>> No.15445358

>>15445354
They do, but they're so small you need to order ten to feel full.

>> No.15445359

>>15445358
THEN I WOULD LIKE TEN HAMBURGERS PLEASE.

>> No.15445372

>>15445359
They will be served to you in ten increments of ten minutes each, and cost ten dollars.

>> No.15445391

>>15445372
Let me get this straight, ten are brought out at a time and I have ten minutes to eat all ten before the next ten are brought out, repeating for a total of ten servings of ten hamburgers which costs $10 total?
This is an amazing deal.

>> No.15445396
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15445396

I'm gonna open a portal to the MGQ world and marry alice!

>> No.15445399

>>15445396
What the fuck?

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15445408

>>15445399
some reason the file decided to save as a gif

>> No.15445418

>>15445408
No no you misunderstand I was reacting to your shit taste.

>> No.15445426

If I sniffed a hellhound's butt, what sort of message would that convey to her?

>> No.15445428

>>15445418
who would you choose than? granberia? alma?

>> No.15445433

>>15445426
That you are looking for some ass. Have you ever heard why dogs sniff each others butt? I bet the same event happened with wan-wans.

>> No.15445503

We're going to build a wall around the kikis, deport 11 million undocumented kikis , and make them pay for the wall

>> No.15445510
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15445510

>>15445503
Kikis are slavshits though, why would they make sense as mexicans?

>> No.15445511

>>15445510
remove suka blyat

>> No.15445512

>>15445503
I'd rather build a roof around the harpies.

>> No.15445513

>>15445503
>Deporting Kikimoras
I bet you fuck Beelzebubs.

>> No.15445519

>>15445503
I'd rather employ those Kikis as lovely maids.

>> No.15445527

>>15445513
Please do not be mean to the Beelsebubs, they get enough hate as is.

>> No.15445536

>>15445503
>undocumented kikis
Bullshit, someone that orderly has their papers in order.

>> No.15445541

>>15445503
Only a filthy Shoggoth can be behind this post

>> No.15445548

>>15445541
on the internet, no one knows you're a shoggoth

>> No.15445551

>>15445527
Would you love a hobo monster girl that likes to live in the trash?

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15445558

>>15445551
They're the ones that need it the most, I'd cuddle as many as I could.

>> No.15445564
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>> No.15445577

>>15445558
But if you're nice to them they will try to turn your house into a garbage dump. You don't want that, do you?

>> No.15445586

>>15445564
tittuus

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15445587

>> No.15445589

>>15445564
I'm sorry about your lack of nipples, ma'am, but I'm an auto mechanic, not a doctor.

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15445591

>>15445510

>> No.15445604

>>15445587
I want to polish her horns.

>> No.15445616

>>15445587
Gonna lewd the demon.

>> No.15445620

>>15445577
My house is messy as fuck anyway, if I get a harem of cute bugs out of it I'd be fine

>> No.15445625

>>15445591
>>15445510
I want to smell a Kiki's well kept butt

>> No.15445640

>>15445625
Before or after removing the butt plug?

>> No.15445643

>>15445564
Milkmaid Elf?

>> No.15445647

>>15445587
It baffles me that there is still no lewds of this semen demon

>> No.15445649

>>15442811
>No response after more than 12 hours
Don't make me post that song that played during Futurama when Fry's dog sat there and waited forever.

>> No.15445650

>>15445649
Wurm preparing to pounce a pie left foolishly on the window sill.

>> No.15445651

>>15445640
The Kiki I own- I mean employ wouldn't be so lewd as to have a butt plug

>> No.15445655

>>15445643
Best kind of elves.
I'd start out each morning with a glass of fresh elf milk if I could.

>> No.15445661

>>15445651
They all do.

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15445670

>>15445655
A sublime desire to have, but what if that Elf starts mooing during her milking sessions?

>> No.15445676

>>15445661
Then I should set up regular uniform inspections and check on her butt to see when she's being lewd

>> No.15445677

>>15445670
Then I buy her a cowprint bikini and clothes to wear.
Maybe nibble her ears during the milking.
And seeing if she wants some tits truely worthy of a cow.

>> No.15445680

>>15445650
Man finding out his carton of eggs are actually Ryu eggs and that one of them is actually a Wurm.

>> No.15445690

>>15445680
Those damn earth Ryus are getting sneaky.

>> No.15445696

>>15445670

If it is the rare non-corrupted elf, that means future Holstaur transformation :^)

>> No.15445698

>>15445690
>Earth Ryu
>Can't control the weather but can cause earthquakes.
>Doesn't use this power because she'd get in trouble.

Such a sad life.
Basically an elaborate lamia at that point.

>> No.15445705

>>15445696
All the better for me.

>> No.15445706

>>15445696
Anon please.
I just want to dress my elf up in cow print and give her extra large, extra milky breasts.

Maybe some thick thighs and a bit of a tummy to go with it but the clothes and chest are mandatory.

>> No.15445714

>>15445690
A well trained eyed can tell the difference between a Ryu egg, a Wurm egg, and an actual Wurm.
Ryu eggs have spots on them, while Wurm eggs have little letters scattered all over the outside. You can tell if a Wurm is there when pies start vanishing and you hear Courage the Cowardly Dog play during the night.

>> No.15445750

>>15445676
They're standard issue. They come in 3 different sizes and are black with a white base.

>> No.15445781

>>15445714
Ryu eggs are also cool and light, while Wurm ones are slightly heavier and has a rougher texture.

>> No.15445801

>>15445714
Or you could just put your ear to the eggs. If you hear flowing water, it's a Ryu egg; but if you hear rocks crumbling or moving, it's a Wurm egg.

>> No.15445822

I want a big fat sloppy dragon kiss.

>> No.15445845

>>15445822
I want to feel her long draconic tongue dancing in my mouth, driving my to ahegao.

>> No.15445860
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15445860

>>15445706
If I'm ever feeling kinky with a chubby Vampire, I'd totally dress her up in cowprint as well. I wonder if there would be a way to stylize her hueg bat-wings though.

>> No.15445867

>>15445860
Learn prestidigitation and turn her wings into cowprint colors.

>> No.15445872

All you need against monsters is a sweet hat.
You don't need to fear rape if they are distracted by the awesomeness of your hat.
WARNING: may not work with mad hatters

>> No.15445877

>>15445872
Or Merrows. They may want to trade hats.

>> No.15445908

>>15445877

or Arachnes. They may boast that they could make a better hat.

>> No.15445916

>>15445872
What if you steal a mad hatter's hat for use as a cool hat?

>> No.15445921

>>15445916
What if Madhatters change their hat's shape depending on the situation?

>> No.15445937

I shall punch a lilim in the face.
Doesn't matter if I get raped or beaten up or even if it turns out she's into that, I shall punch her.

>> No.15445952

>>15445122
Raita is pretty fucking based
Is he working on something at the moment?

>> No.15445956

>>15445937
Why?

>> No.15445958

>>15445872
Do you wear a cool island hat for her fiery heart, or a hot island hat for her icy heart?

>> No.15445962

>>15445956
I like to make gods bleed

>> No.15445967

>>15445937
>>15445962

Demi-fiend pls

>> No.15445969

>>15445962
You're just being rude.

>> No.15445974

>>15445969
>>15445967
Hey, if you going for meaningless acts of violence might as well aim for the top.
who knows, might get something other than pain out of it.

>> No.15446008
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>>15445937
>>15445962

>> No.15446021

>>15445937
>>15445962
Is it sad that I know people that think like you in real life?

>> No.15446026
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15446026

What kind of laws would a loli grape snake make if she was in charge?

>> No.15446030

>>15446026
No Pharaohs allowed!

>> No.15446036

>>15446026
Time outs forbidden, cookies after every dinner, and anon next door will be her slave.

>> No.15446038

>>15446026
Mandatory headpats from oniichan once every hour

>> No.15446040
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15446040

I felt like an 8 year old while drawing this. It even looks like 5YO drew it...

>> No.15446047

>>15446040
That's adorable.

>> No.15446051

Do defeat a dragon, simply wear diamound armour covered in gems.
now she has to find a way to beat you without destroying it

>> No.15446057

>>15446040
Why doesn't Ryu-chan come out of her egg?

>> No.15446064

>>15446057
Potential rivals have been sighted.
She is safe in her egg so she can survey her enemies and prepare for whats to come.

>> No.15446069

I shall work alongside a lady knight and together we shall slay dragons n' shit

>> No.15446074

>>15446069
What if the lady knight IS the dragon?

>> No.15446076

>>15446069
What if your lady knight "accidentally" lets monsters escape?

>> No.15446082

>>15446074
>No dramatic scene of a dragon revealing her monster form Tearfully trying to stop her partners crusade.
OR
>No dragon that offs other monsters to prove herself the best for anon.

>> No.15446087

>>15446082
>No dragon that offs other monsters to prove herself the best for anon.
This turns me on.

>> No.15446096

.less is drawing more not!Druella
https://picarto.tv/less

>> No.15446103

>>15446096
yes.... YES!

>> No.15446107
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>>15446069
But would you trade the Lady Knight's life to become Duchy of the land anon?

Wealth and power are sweet anodyne for heartache after all.

>> No.15446115

>>15446096
>memeDruella acting like that others whore OC Lilim
No thank you

>> No.15446117

>>15446107
>But would you trade the Lady Knight's life to become Duchy of the land anon?

Nope, a real man does not betray his comrades

>> No.15446119

>>15446115
>A succubus acting like a succubus
Oh heaven forbid a girl from a porn setting has sex.

>> No.15446123

>>15446115
That's clearly a hot dog.

>> No.15446127

>>15446119
She's not a normal succubus.

>> No.15446145

>>15446057
She's scared of the outside world and that roomba she saw when she hatched.

I wanted to also do vanilla dragon and wyvern, but I was running out of space to make it all one image and nobody cares for wyverns.
It's all about ryu, wurm, and the wock now.

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>>15446117
You would face her, then? Tis a fool's choice, Anon. But better fool than craven.

>> No.15446154

>>15445249
sake should not have such high viscosity. that looks more like saliva.

>> No.15446197

>>15446147
I have no desire for tainted glory

>> No.15446225

>>15446115
>That other's OC whore Lilim
Fucking who? And she's a Succubus. From a porn setting.

>> No.15446232

>>15444637
>>15444670
Title says 【冬が発情期】狐娘

[winter estrus] foxgirl

>> No.15446235

>>15446225
The one that does nothing but getting gangbanged and fucking random guys

>And she's a Succubus. From a porn setting.
If you want to go with that, Lilims are neither normal succubi nor behave like them.

>> No.15446244

Your local professor says you're finally qualified enough to go out into the world and train MGs.
Pick your starter:
>Ryu
>Dragon
>Wurm
>Doppelganger

>> No.15446245

>>15446225
I'm pretty sure he's talking about Mari.

>> No.15446246

>>15446235
>Lilim are neither Succubi nor behave like them
>Literally daughters of the original Angel of Whoredom don't act like whores
>Lowest totem on the totem pole Succubi not making the world fuck because they're basically Alpha Plus level Psykers
You know, I'd say you're being a tad salty but I've figured out who're you're bitching like and it'll be funnier to just ignore you for being so close-minded.

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>>15446069
>>15446074

>> No.15446249
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>> No.15446260

>>15446250
C U T E
U
T
E

>> No.15446265

>>15446246
I only see you talking shit out of your ass. The only thing you're correct is that they want to make the world fuck but, surprise, they don't do it by personally by sucking every cock out there as much as you want it to believe.

>close-minded
I mean, it's 2016, right?

>> No.15446266

>>15446250
Clever girl.

>> No.15446270

>>15446145
I care for wyverns.
They can be little ones who are embarrassed about their stature, great, muscled ones with plenty of scars, or Soft, large breasted broodmothers who are pumping out a new generation

>> No.15446271

>>15446232
I would help her fix that.

>> No.15446278

>>15446250
Victory is claimed

>> No.15446282

>>15446270
>Giant scarred Wyvern who claims she's the Queen under the Mountain
>Has abs you could snort cocaine off of
>TFW wing burrito with her

>> No.15446295

>>15446250
>No dragon childhood friend whose cool big sister helps her live out her "Princess rescued by knight" fantasies with you.
Damn it.

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>>15446250
>>15446069
>>15446074
How would a dragon disguise herself as a lady knight? Pass off her claws, horns, wings and tail as part of her cloak and armor?

>> No.15446299

>>15446282
Yep.
Shit would be comfy.
I wanna massage her while she sleeps

>> No.15446304

>>15446297
Yep, they're just elaborate armor pieces and certainly not part of her.

Nope

>> No.15446309

>>15446297
Monsters can polymorph themselves to look close to, if not completely human. It's how a lot of them hide in plain sight.

>> No.15446310

>>15446270
>I care
No you don't.

Now then, time to do some more crappy doodling while waiting on the one guy.

>> No.15446311

>>15446297
What happens when the Knight and not-Dragon procreate?

>> No.15446314
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>>15446309
needs a rule 63 of this

>> No.15446337

>>15446310
But I do!

Geniki ones, gloomy ones, deredere ones with lots of frilly dresses.

I love wyverns!

>> No.15446338
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15446338

boop
puu sh/pEDrI/61076d46bc.png

>> No.15446342

>>15446314
Wasn't this the plot of Stranger's Wrath?

>> No.15446343

>>15446338
Slut

>> No.15446344
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>>15446297
REGEND!!!

So I have a question for you jp... probably also cuzz I've been watching too much hero academia.
If MGs could be heroes what do you think they would look or dress like? Or what would they even do as their day to day heroics?
Finishing a commission as of now, but I'd totally draw a hero team as a group picture if I had the ideas.

>> No.15446346

>>15446338
Lewd.
Alleurd is lewd!

>> No.15446347

>>15446299
>Be one of the Dragoons, secluded from the Order for fraternizing with monsters
>End up coming upon the cave of the Queen under the Mountain when you're just thirteen summers old
>She's massive compared to you, a pit in your stomach when you notice how thick her thighs are and the size of her breasts
"You're afraid. Boy."
>Deny it, lifting up your training javelin and taking the pose your father taught you, try your damnedest to not shake like a leaf when she approaches not unlike a gorilla, using the claws on her wings as her knuckles
"Oh... ? Fancy ourselves a dragoon do we? One of the dragon-blood?"
"Fine, then, whelp. Show me what you can do."
>Let out one of your fiercest cries and stab forward, she moves out of the way and knocks you on your ass with her tail
>Call her a cheater, she just smiles
"There's no cheating in a fight. It's better to learn to flap your wings before you fly, little one."
>Wait for her to get close, try to grapple her
>She just throws you off nonchalantly, flaring her nostrils
"You? Seek to ride me? Don't make me laugh. I should kill you where you lay for such audacity. But..."
>She's tracing your family's crest with a talon
"It'll be far more interesting, this way."
>Bites her lip, drawing blood, leans forward and kisses you on the lips, her bifurcated tongue flitting into your mouth
>There's a fire surging through your veins, a strange arcane tattoo appearing on both your arms
"Come back when you're able to hold your own weight, whelpling. But choose this path of your forebears and you'll find out how difficult it truly is to ride the dragon."
>She watches you descend down the small mountain and down the hills towards the village
>Her trousseau bearing your family's sigil, a smile crossing her lips at meeting the otouto she had seperated herself from before he could remember her
>Ride, or be ridden. Such is the way of the Wyverns.

>> No.15446358

>No kid Valkyrie that uses a pot as a helmet

>> No.15446360
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>>15446270
>>15446282

>> No.15446361

>>15446338
Been a while since we last had Druella lewds.
>>15446344
Probably something inspired by wonder woman, it's a classic and shows a fair bit of skin. Then for the Zipangu girls they would probably dress like magical girls since that's their regional equivalent.

>> No.15446362

>>15446344
Nice pic.

Also, a lot of them would probably make outfits like Midnight. Not sure if you've seen her in the anime, or read the manga, but she's a Heroine with a BDSM Dominatrix shtick. Wears a skin-colored bodysuit to make it look like she's mostly nude beyond some black leather straps.

Also there's an omake sketch showing her at home that's fuckin' adorable.

>> No.15446364 [DELETED] 
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is this faggot accepted here

>> No.15446370

>>15446360
YUGE.

>> No.15446373
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>>15446362
Don't forget Midnight's... leanings.

>> No.15446378

>>15446360
10/10 would cuddle with.

>> No.15446379

>>15446337
Then prove you love and write/draw something about them.

>> No.15446380

>>15446338
Knew that it wouldn't be left at just cuteness for too long.

>> No.15446394
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>>15446360
11/10, would breed a new generation with

>> No.15446401

>>15446360
Yep, gonna massage that wyvern and give her a clutch of eggs

>> No.15446402

>>15446344
A Holstaur with thick thighs and huge tits wearing a leotard, a cap, and one of those tiny face masks that just covers the eyes yet somehow hides a person's identity, running around the city saving old ladies in alley ways from skinny masked muggers by calling out to them then jumping at them and leg locking their head using said powerful thighs, causing them to fall over and be knocked out, she then sits on them until the police arrive to arrest them. There is also a detective within the police force attempting to discover her true identity.

>> No.15446403

>>15446379
I'd write something for here to prove my love for my waifu but writing is a chore and a practice in self-loathing/regret. So no thanks.

>> No.15446406

>>15446379
Anon please.
I'm ded

>> No.15446412

>>15444746
Six arms?

>> No.15446422

>>15446412
I think she only has four. Which I am entirely ok with.

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>>15446401
Why is there no art of a Dragon/Wyvern and her husband cuddling with their egg? If lamias can get cute egg art, why not the superior reptiles?

>> No.15446442
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>>15446360
>Filename

DON'T THINK I'LL FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS WOMAN!

>> No.15446445

>>15446426
Because life is hard.

>> No.15446475

http://i.imgur.com/Pl2GDVZ.png

Standing Paizuri best Paizuri. I wonder if Jubjubs are short enough to pull this off.

>> No.15446476
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15446476

Cute

>> No.15446481

>>15446475
Without a doubt they are. The real question is if they can keep standing while their legs buckle from the pleasure.

Is there a variant of the Sabbath with Shortstacks instead of Lolis, Oppai-lolis, or Onee-sans?

>> No.15446483
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>>15446406
>I'm ded
No you're not. Now get to drawing/writing you wyvern loving schmuck.

>> No.15446489

>>15446483
>No Lich with a choking fetish ever.
>She'll never take off her Phylactery every time you have sex because she wants to feel it all.
>"Yes! Wrap your hands around my throat! Choke the life out of me while you pump me full!"
>"Okay seriously dear, you're making this weird."
>"Shut up and fuck me."

>> No.15446490

>>15446483
I'm dead and you can't stop me!

>>15446481
Maybe.
I'm open to all branches of the sabbath

>> No.15446501

>>15446490
A thought just hit me. Since Baphomets are perpetually Lolis without outside interference, would that mean that their horns aren't properly grown?
Would an adult Baphomet have longer, curvier horns like a Goat?

>> No.15446507

I want to adopt a little wan-wan!

>> No.15446509

>>15446481
I'm sure they can keep standing with a little help.
>Is there a variant of the Sabbath with Shortstacks instead of Lolis, Oppai-lolis, or Onee-sans?
I sure hope so.

>> No.15446524

>>15446509
Just imagine man.
Shortstack Baphomet sitting in your lap on a lazy summer day while you polish her horns and watch TV together.
There's a Sabbath rally outside going down the street condemning anyone who deviates from the main Sabbath but who gives a fuck, there's TV, snacks, and air conditioning in here.
And after the horn polishing comes the lewd cuddling.

>> No.15446529

>>15446490
>I'm ded and you can't stop me
Even a third rate necromancer would be laughing at your resistance.

>> No.15446533
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>>15446475
Fucking Narumeia. Curves that thick on a body that compact are not fair.

>> No.15446538

>>15446524
>Lotus position hugs and kisses on the couch with an oppai Baphomet

>> No.15446539
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>>15446401
So if this is a YUGE wvyern, what size are the resulting eggs?

>> No.15446540

>>15446533
One of the few shortstacks I actually like.

>> No.15446543

>>15446529
I wonder if it would be possible for Liches to raise long dead humans as familiars of a sort.
Not as Monstergirls either, just spirits that serve them.
Kinda like Lost Souls from Doom or DnD Demiliches, only snarky assholes.

>> No.15446547

>>15446539
Probably about the same size as an ostrich egg.

>> No.15446549

>>15446538
It's more nude cuddles under the sheets.
There may or may not be penetration going on.
Her head is definitely nuzzled against your chest though.

>> No.15446551

>>15446501
Probably, you can tell their age by the size of their horns

>> No.15446553

>>15446539
Bowling ball sized?
I'm not good with proportions

>> No.15446559
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>>15446540
Because she looks like a short woman and not a 12-year old with hentai tits?

>> No.15446561

>>15446539
Ostrich eggs, man. Our kids must be Latenight (TM) brand hugmonster huge.

>> No.15446562

>>15446539
I always picture eggs being close to the size of a human baby give or take, so bigger than that.

>> No.15446563

>>15446338
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE DRUELLA

>> No.15446566

>>15446559
Exactly.

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>>15446563
>Do not sexualize the sex demon whose sole reason for existing is to turn the world into a perpetual orgy

>> No.15446568

>>15446567
She's a monogamous sex demon. Orgies for thee but not for me.

>> No.15446569

>>15446563
Deruella is 100% for Hug and Fug.
Deruella is for primal sex that leaves both of you drained and panting and then cuddling afterwards.

>> No.15446574

>>15446567
She doesn't want to be part of the orgy though.

>> No.15446578

>>15446567
The difference is that she's not as much of a whore as Mari.

>> No.15446588

>>15446567
sexualize the Alleured instead!

>> No.15446590
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>>15446569
>Endless hours of sex with Deruella
>Tried every position and technique imaginable (and several that aren't)
>Entire bedroom reeks of sweat and bodily fluids
>Both of your bodies finally give out
>Laying next to each other, panting as you catch your breath
> She lazily rolls over on top of you
>Her warm body and soft curves pressing on top of you, eager for just one more taste
>Your spirit is willing, but sadly the flesh is not
>She lovingly runs a hand along your cheek, letting out a little giggle
>'Fufufu, finally tired out, darling? That's alright.'
>'Just have a good, long rest. You've earned it.~'
>She gives you a long kiss goodnight and wraps her wings around you, keeping you warm and comfy with her body as you drift off to sleep

>> No.15446593

>>15446567
I knew it was Druella! Hey everybody, Druella is over here!

>> No.15446594

>>15446590
Oh god yes.
This is everything I want.
Gonna surprise her in the morning with Pancakes.

>> No.15446603

>>15446574
An orgy does not implicate polyamory.

A bunch of monogamous couples having sex in close proximity to one another is still an orgy, even if they don't interact with each other sexually.

>> No.15446606

>>15446590
10/10 would cuddle and fuck again.

>> No.15446614

Do not choke undead

>> No.15446615

>>15446606
It's the wing burrito at the end that makes it comfy man.
I want a life like that.

>> No.15446618

>>15446614
Why not? It's not like it'll kill them.

>> No.15446622
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15446622

>NTR
>Yuri

Dropped. Get fucked, wee wan-wan.

>> No.15446625

>>15446614
>Lich who was a shy girl in life but secretly had a choking fetish with no partner to help her
>As a monster girl she finally has a husband
>No matter how much he chokes her it's futile as she no longer breathes
>Being a powerful Lich has it's drawbacks

>> No.15446626

>>15446618
it might be rude reminding them of their unlife

>> No.15446635

>>15446622
>NTR
You're a funny guy.
Either that, or a really dumb one.

>> No.15446638

>>15446590
She's just so nice.

>> No.15446639

>>15446567
Lescatie was a falseflag by another lilim to defame Druella!

Druella is pure! Pure!

>> No.15446641

I want to tease a pure gyaru Lich

>> No.15446647

>>15446338
Fucking wonderful.

>> No.15446652

>>15446639
She's pure Lewd is what she is.
Doesn't stop her from being 100% Waifu material though.
Just means all that pent up Lewd is getting aimed at her husband.

>> No.15446654

>>15446622
Turns into scat later in the chapter. :^)

>> No.15446660

>>15446614
Undead are for choking you

>> No.15446672

>>15446654
Now you have my attention.

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>>15446672

>> No.15446686
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>>15446676
Holy shit

>> No.15446689

>>15446660
Now this I would like.

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I really love allured's cat hoody. Its growing on me.

>> No.15446693
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>>15446622
She is just so small and breedable.

>> No.15446699 [SPOILER] 
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Don't open this

>> No.15446700

>>15446693
why is she so tiny

>> No.15446701
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>>15446676
>People didn't know Koalas are literally the shit-eaters of the marsupial world
They also starve to death once they grind their teeth into nothing eating a fucking leaf that has almost ZERO nutritional value to them and is so poisonous that Koalas are literally the only animal stupid enough to subsist off of them.

>> No.15446710

>>15446701
that guy better stay away from the Armadillo or he might be a leper

>> No.15446711

>>15446701
Always happy to learn animal facts on /mgt/, which happens more often than you'd think.

>> No.15446716

>>15446701
They all have AIDS, too.

Koalas are a fucking retarded animal.

>> No.15446719

>>15446701
Damn, they sound even more pathetic than pandas. To think they come from the same continent that gave us the suicide plant.

>> No.15446727

>>15446711
Well I mean, part of the reason why Koalas are so dumb is instead of their brains looking like spaghetti in a mould similar to almost EVERY OTHER KIND OF ANIMAL WITH ONE to include people, it's as smooth as a stone in a river bed.

Which means as many people have pointed out before, if you were to take a leaf off a eucalyptus tree and put it on the ground or on a plate in front of the Koala, the stupid bugger wouldn't know what the fuck to do with it. Would probably just sit there and make that bleating "KWEEEAAAAAA" that they normally use or start growling like he's in a Death Metal band at the idea that a ceramic disc is in front of him.

That being said Kangaroos are still the apex marsupial. Just like Crocodilians are the apex reptiles with the exception of the Komodo Dragon because those fucking monitor lizards are basically a fa/tg/uy's wet dream for Papa Nurgle with mouths that're so full of bacteria you're more likely to die from infection than the bite itself.

>> No.15446737

>>15446716
It's amazing they managed to survive in Australia.

Maybe they taste horrible.

>> No.15446743

>>15446710
wait what you can get leprosy from an armadillo?

>> No.15446748

>>15444554
Sounds comfy.

>> No.15446751

>>15446737
I've actually heard they're pretty vicious, although it now sounds like even wurms would call them idiots

>> No.15446752

>>15446743
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-armadillos-can-spread-leprosy-180954440/?no-ist

What you need to take away from this is that animals are usually really fucking disgusting.

>> No.15446766

I've added some more to my spider story, about as much as I usually do.
http://pastebin.com/xSNkQiqG

>> No.15446768

>>15446752
so no fucking the Armadillo girl?

>> No.15446786
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15446786

>Wealthy friend takes you to an expensive restaurant
>At half the tables, you see several platefuls of food that a beelzebub is crawling over while a man sitting with her tries to eat and ignore her.

>> No.15446787

>>15446768
No fucking the Komodos either. The fact that that's the only story Harblador wrote I actually like says how much of a degenerate I am because girls with plagues give me a huge chubby. I'd even a horde of Skaven in the mood.

>> No.15446802

>>15444955
-Kikimora
-Shoggoth
-Cyclops
-Holstaur
-Oomukade

>> No.15446803

>>15446787
Skaven girls are good girls who long for a mate-mate.

Just know that you'd be the breeding stud for quite a few of them and that large broods make pregnancy tough for them.
Gutter runners in particular dislike being weighed down by their big ol' baby bump

>> No.15446812

>>15446803
I'd be more worried about the moon cocaine munching Grey Seers.

>> No.15446815

>Be friend with a guy who got kidnapped by a Cursed Sword
>He was missing for 2 weeks
>Heard he came back today
>Go to his house
>He welcomes me in
>Tells me to be kind to his new wife
>She's laying on the couch
>They were in the middle of watching a movie together
>She gives the most threatening look ever
>Her red eyes shine brightly with anger and murderous impulse
>He kisses her and tells her to calm down
>Her eyes turn black and she smiles at him
>We spend the afternoon playing video games together
>Leave after saying goodbye to them both
>She comes out and talks to me privately
>Says that I am welcome as long as I make her husband happy
>But if I ever upset him she will cut me up and serve me to the nearest pack of hungry Werewolves

Do NOT mess with married men, that's the quickest path to a bad ending

>> No.15446816

>>15446690
but what are those things under her hoodie?

>> No.15446824

>>15446787
>>15446803
>skaven
Don't! Marry a cute Imperial girl instead!

>> No.15446825

>>15446815
>cut me up and serve me to the nearest pack of hungry Werewolves
Code for incubized and given the best waifus. Not the best deterrent.

>> No.15446826

>>15446816
Cat ears. What, never seen a cat before?

>> No.15446829

>>15446812
Yeah.
If one choose to make you her mate-mate then don't be surprised if she tries to up her fertility with a spell or potion.

THAT is how you end up with a skaven pinned by her brood to be

>> No.15446832

>>15446829
You know what the worst thing is? I've wanted to write a short with a Grey Seer girl getting facefucked with her mate-mate's semen mixing with the Warpstone to crank her fertility up to fucking ELEVEN

>> No.15446833
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>>15446826
Those are some weird ears for a cat. Does she have some kind of disease?

>> No.15446841

>>15446824
I would but they keep getting turned into zombies by the Sylvanian, turned into chaos creatures when the barbarians roll around, or get taken as slaves by elves.


Honestly, I may as well call it quits and see how long I last in the Ork lands

>> No.15446845

>>15446815

Heaven forbid someone would be so foolish as to try and kidnap or harm a MG's husband

>> No.15446847

>>15446832
Go for it.
It would be well worth it.

>> No.15446852

>>15446841
>He thinks he'll last long at all with a WAAAAAAAGH! of Orc women in the mood
t. crushed pelvis

>> No.15446855

>>15446716
Don't forget chlaymdia

>> No.15446857

>>15446815
What a cunt.

>> No.15446868

>>15446852
Eh, they occupy a lot of former dwarf lands so you can his in the tunnels, although one does run the risk of getting lost down there.

Could always make my way to the desert and wander there till something nabs me

>> No.15446873

>>15446841
You dare imply the daughters of Sigmar are weak? To the dungeon with you! The Inquisitor will be there to 'interrogate' you shortly!

>> No.15446876

>>15446868
But the Tomb Kings got squatted

>> No.15446878

>>15446825
>Werewolves
>Best waifus

You say that now, but you'd change your mind after being raped for 3 days straight by feral Werewolves who can barely speak properly

>>15446845
>Anon kidnaps a Dragon's husband hoping he can get a big ransom out of her
>He barely has the time to write the ransom letter than she already has destroyed half the city and set fire to the other half
>She is circling the sky shouting how she will bring hell upon the one who has stollen her most precious treasure
>Anon ends up quietly releasing him and moves out to another country hoping she will never find him

>> No.15446882

>>15446878
she better pay for the damages

>> No.15446883

>>15446878
An incubus can fuck forever though, how would three days change that?

>> No.15446886

>>15446878
>destroys an entire innocent city, probably killing a lot of people and monster girls and ruining the lives of everybody who survived
She's getting purged.

>> No.15446891

>>15446873
I thought that it was the Sisters of Sigmar?
And didn't they get turn into vampires after leaving Mordheim?

>>15446876
I'm sorry, can't hear you over the sound of me walking through the old world.

>> No.15446894

>>15446876
Would the tomb kings be Pharaohs or just really advanced Mummies?

>> No.15446898

>>15446727
Actually, their mouths are very clean. It's just that the big prey they usually feed on was not from the region, so they would go in the dirty water with open wounds.

>> No.15446899

>>15446894
Some of them like Settra and Khalida would be Pharaohs, the others would be bleached while skeleton girls and mummies.

>> No.15446907

>>15446899
>"I AM SETTRA THE UNDICKABLE! FACE ME IF YOU DARE!"
>Does she always shout like that?
>Yes, now shut up, take a sword, and get in the ring

>> No.15446914

>>15446907
I'd fuck her. Fucking hell I need to get rid of my writer's block now.

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>>15446412
She has four arms, the hellsune has the other two.

>> No.15446921

>>15446914
I dunno, could you handle a girl with pipes and an ego like Settra?
She'd demand to be on top if anything

>> No.15446922

>>15446845
Would make for a good story though.

Or a video game.

>> No.15446928
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15446928

How would MGC High handle their students getting pregnant? Would they come to classes like everything is normal, even with a protruding belly?

>> No.15446938

>>15446928
I sure hope so because I'd be getting the bullies pregnant the first chance I got

>> No.15446957

>>15446360
>>15446539
>Musclegirl Wyvern
Bless you Latenight.

>> No.15446961

>>15446476
>twintails
I'm skeptical.

>> No.15446967

>>15446766
Lovely!

>> No.15446973

>>15446928
>You'll never see the three of those girls sitting in class with baby bumps that poke through their uniforms

A sad day

>> No.15446993

>>15446938
>Transfer to a new school
>Not many humans
>They warn you about the wolf girl bullies who like to get guys hard and then laugh at them as they're forced to walk around with a boner
>First time it happens, just whip your dick out and slap her in the face with it
>She's stunned, no one's ever done anything like that before
>Usually the guys just deal with it because there's 10+ monster girls for every one of them and they're not going to come out the victor in any sort of conflict
>End up fucking her
>This repeats with a handful of other wolf girls who thought the first one was making up stories
>They all wind up pregnant
>Tell them you're thinking of transferring back to your old school
>They all freak out and beg you to stay, all of them offering to be your mates
>End up a hero to the other guys because you managed to bully the bullies

>> No.15447003

>>15446921
>Get routed in battle by a horde of skeletons and mummies from the Dead Lands, their ancient brass and gold shining in the desert sun as a massive chariot comes forth, brought by oxen equally massive, their herculean muscles bulging as the Conqueress smiles triumphantly at you and your men
"FOOLISH MEN-FOLK. I BUILT AN ENTIRE DYNASTY BEFORE YOUR FOREFATHERS WERE EVEN AN INKLING IN THE EYES OF THEIR MOTHERS."
>Your men see her and run at a break neck pace, telling you the Unweddable has arrived
>Take up a bow from one of your comrade's corpses and fire, hoping to shut her up
>The arrow snaps against her six pack abs, angrily, she spots you
"YOU DARE!?"
>Come on, bitch. I've got all day.
>You nock and fire more arrows, all of them snapping against her skin, she's closing the distance now
>Holy shit she's tall, at least shoulder height to a Kroxigor from distant Lustria
>Her grip around your neck is like a vise as she lifts you off the ground, throttling you
"You would attack a living Goddess? Either you are a bigger fool than I thought or too stubborn to lose."
>Bite me; You spit in her face. Her only response is to smile smugly and smash you back into the sands.
>Knocking whatever wind was left in your lungs out on impact as well as setting the birds spinning, she places one foot on your chest.
"My skin is of Geb, impenetrable! My blood is from Apophis! Forever pure! I draw my strength from the nectar of Mother Hathor! You will NEVER triumph!"
>She only pauses when she notices your eyes are glued to the slit between her legs from beneath her kilt, and the dribble of wetness clinging to her inner thighs

>> No.15447016

>>15446993
>>15447003
Lewd!

>> No.15447018
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What clubs would high school MGs join? I can see Wendigos leading a nice, quiet book club

>> No.15447024

>>15447003
>implying any heir of Sigmar would succumb to such perversion
>especially for a old hag like her
I'll never break! She can her worst!

>> No.15447025

>>15446993
Interesting idea. It reminds me of having some guys sacrifice their own virginity and status as single to save their buddies. Especially if they go after the bullies and more aggressive girls, who in turn end up going full bitchdere towards their new boyfriends.

>> No.15447026

>>15447018
Zipanguese culture club, where nerds like a monoeye and a gazer try to hit on the Zipanguese exchange students with lines from eroge.

>> No.15447036

>>15447025
What is bitchdere

>> No.15447042

>>15447018
The Stretchy Anime Meat Enthusiasts Club

>> No.15447043

>>15447036
Acts like a bitch to everyone but you. Or alternatively, acts like a bitch to everyone except when you're around.

>> No.15447049

>>15446993
Yep.
Pregnant wan wans are the best.


>>15447003
Yep, just gonna smile and stare.

>> No.15447051

>>15447042
Can I join?

>> No.15447056

I hope Anon gets lectured by a tiny Mouse Girl Cop in public because he littered!

>> No.15447066

>>15447003
"Oh? So I see this resplendent beauty is not wasted on a mongrel such as you."
>She moves one hand to remove her skirt, giving you full view of her powerfully muscled thighs and the beckoning slit of her vagina, a tuft of hair with sweat clinging to it cresting above her labia
"Surely your throat is parched. Set will take, not give. Do you wish to die by the sands, or will you submit?"
>Fucking bite me, Hag.
>She frowns, sitting down on your face. You can smell the salty tang of sweat on her pubic hair, as well as the soft aroma of sandalwood.
>Her thighs close around your head, threateningly.
"Drink, or I'll crush you like I would a reed upon the riverbed.
>You can't breathe as you're forced to suckle at her labia, drinking in her sweat and juices
>It tickles the back of your throat, and she begins to rock back and forth along your face, smothering you in her scent
"Please me enough and I'll show you a greater love than anything a mere mortal is deserving of. You will become legend, having survived me. Or perhaps..."
>She slides off, grasping your neck with both hands and squeezing, cutting off your air supply
"I should just kill you now."
>You can feel all your blood rushing down below as you begin to claw at your neck
"Don't fight it. Accept this small death. A few moments of darkness are nothing to an eternity in a tomb."
>You can feel the darkness taking you when you hear a ripping noise as if down a long hallway
"What is this? Surely this a jest. To have actually become aroused by that. You're far more of degenerate trash than I even fathomed."
>She straddles you effortlessly, guiding you towards the wet lips of her folds
"Be thankful, mortal. This is but a small mercy."
>Get fucked into the sand dune by the Unweddable. Your men never find you, becoming her personal dickthrone.
>Sometimes, you wonder if she even loves you, given that you've given her a daughter or two in the time you've spent together.
>She never smiles, just pets your head like a child.
"Love and emotion are beneath me. There is much to do, wars to wage. I will make my mark in history."
"And you, you shall go down in legend."
"As the man who wed the Unweddable."
>She's still a hag, you joke to her.
>After that you couldn't walk or hear for two weeks after she fucked you so hard and loudly that you'd swear the entire Kingdoms would hear your rutting

>> No.15447075

>>15447056
>she's half his size
>pins her up against a wall and cuffs her with her own hand cuffs
>precedes to pound her from behind while whispering "fuck the police" in her ear
>finishes inside and leaves her cuffed, telling her not to spill any of his semen because littering is bad

>> No.15447093

>>15447075
What if she is deceptive strong?

>> No.15447104

>>15447093
She might be one of those kung fu mice you heard about

>> No.15447113
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>>15447051
Bring seasoning, spices, and a grill and you'll be their Gordon Ramsay

>> No.15447119

>>15447066
Fantastic

>> No.15447123

>>15446928
>MGC
What do these acronyms mean.

>> No.15447127

>>15447123
Lurk more

>> No.15447128

>>15447123
How fucking new are you?

>> No.15447129

>>15447066
But what if I try to top her

>> No.15447130

>>15447018
Dadfucker Club
Sabbath Club
Maternity Club

>> No.15447133

>>15447093
>turns out she knows judo
>when you go to grab her, she flips you on to the ground, dazing you
>she twists you arm around and cuffs you, then rolls you onto your back
>"sexual assault against an officer is wrong, sir. I'm taking you downtown. but first to secure any dangerous weapons."
>she takes out a smaller pair of cuffs
>one goes around your dick, the other around your balls
>you heard cuffs were uncomfortable, but this is ridiculous

>> No.15447137
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15447137

Do you think "They smell like a barn!" Anon would date a sea horse pussy?

>> No.15447141

>>15447123
Mexican Gringo Collaboration.

>> No.15447147

>>15447133
And that is how she became the best cop

>> No.15447153

>>15447018
I want to practice with an Anubis in the Swim Club!

>> No.15447173

>>15447153
But she'll get weighed down by her big meaty claws and fluffy tail!

>> No.15447174

>>15447147
good cop, maybe, but "best cop?" No, you're thinking of Sgt. Glitterscale, the Dragon who lead that bust on a Raging Shroom smuggling ring and broke up the notorious Semen Demons gang. I hear she's retiring in two day

>> No.15447211

I want to get captured by a Sylvanian vampiress and get paraded around her town by her!

>> No.15447215

I like nice monsters that go against their rapist nature

>> No.15447218

>>15447211
Showing off her boyfriend to the other Vampire Countesses no doubt

>> No.15447219

>>15447218
More like showing off her newly broken in slave to the peasantry

>> No.15447227

>>15447173
That just makes her try all the harder, her body developing a very toned musculature to compensate for the extra weight!

>> No.15447231

I want to bully a loli Echidna by pulling out right before I cum!

>> No.15447235

>>15447227
When you dry her off her fur will be all fluffy and poofy!

>> No.15447244

>>15447231
That tail is still really strong man. You'll only get to do that once.

>> No.15447245

>>15447231
That's just crule.
You have to make up for that anon.

>> No.15447250

>>15447215
I like when nice monsters like Kikis, Holsts, and Inari decide to look and act like aggressive predators

>> No.15447257

>>15447219
She must be proud, breaking her first man.

>> No.15447261

>>15447250
A mouse in her rebellious phase joining a biker gang that rapes and rides

>> No.15447263

>>15447129
You'll be hiding strap marks for weeks.

>> No.15447266

>>15447235
You say that like it's a bad thing!

>> No.15447270
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All I want in life is to cuddle a wolfu. Is that so much to ask?

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>> No.15447282

>>15447263
As long as she remembers that I'm the first man to have topped her then I'll be fine with that.

>> No.15447286

>>15447270
I want to tease her in her estrus.

>> No.15447295

>>15447270
Nay; tis but the greatest thing one could desire.

>> No.15447323

>>15447270
Yes, apparently.

>> No.15447327

>>15447250
>gyaru/ganguro kikimora

>> No.15447333

>>15447231
i imagine a loli echidna playing with doll babies like a normal little girl, but she has a variety of dolls in different species

>> No.15447341

>>15447327
I kinda sorta wouldn't mind seeing this, provided she's close to the delinquent from that JUN hmanga.

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>>15447266
Got to pamper her for hours now

>> No.15447360
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>>15447153
>>15447173
>First day of swim club with the anubis you've become friends with
>She's a nice girl, kind of quiet, but not entirely unsociable, even if you get the feeling she's kind of a heavy introvert
>You're a pretty confident swimmer, but between her book-heavy lifestyle, and her abundance of fur, you worry that she might struggle to adapt
>While changing into your trunk in the male locker room (with wards set into the walls to prevent any irresponsible use of magic) you vow to help her along in the water, no matter how uncomfortable she might be learning how to swim
>You and her exit the changing rooms at roughly the same time
>And your breath catches in your throat when you see her
>Before, she was wearing a long charcoal skirt, a white shirt, and a big, concealing beige sweater, with glasses, and an air about her suggesting she'd rather not be the center of attention
>Now, her long hair is tied into a messy ponytail that falls just past her shoulder blades
>Her glasses are off, she's standing there stetching and limbering up like she doesn't care who's looking at her
>And she's wearing a pure white bodyhugging one-piece swimsuit, almost but not quite straining to hold in delicious brown athletic curves you never knew she had
>She catches you looking, gives an embarrassed little smile, and awkwardly asks if you'd like to join her, right before diving gracefully into the deep end, breaching back out and settling into a relaxed backstroke

>> No.15447372

>>15447360
she getting mating pressed after I confess my undying love for her

>> No.15447377

>>15447343
Always time well-spent.>>15447360
>>Her glasses are off, she's standing there stetching and limbering up like she doesn't care who's looking at her
>>And she's wearing a pure white bodyhugging one-piece swimsuit, almost but not quite straining to hold in delicious brown athletic curves you never knew she had
I'm not sure I could ever stop staring.

Her casual appearance also sounded quite cute.

>>15447372
Seconded. Would love to take her on a nice date after school.

>> No.15447395

>>15447137
smells like rotting seafood

>> No.15447398

>>15447377
>Would love to take her on a nice date after school

But where to?

>> No.15447399

>>15447360
Somewhat disappointed she doesn't dog paddle

>> No.15447407

>>15447398
The Museum has a good Ancient Egypt exhibit at the moment

>> No.15447418

>>15447399
She's grown out of doggy paddling now. Maybe she defaulted to it when she was young and still learning.

>> No.15447429

>>15447398
A place with good meat options! Since she's swimming now she has to get rid of her pudge and turn it into muscle!

>> No.15447479

>>15447398
Dinner and a movie? A good, classic option. As for the where and what...somewhere nice, with decent food. Maybe Earls, or the Japanese Village. And then for the movie...well, plenty of good stuff in theaters now. I'd leave it to her choice.

>>15447407
That seems just a tad racist, no?

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>> No.15447502

>>15447479
>learning/teaching about your own, interesting culture is racist
Tumblr pls.

>> No.15447509

>>15447491
I'm not alone I have my steam friends.

>> No.15447516

>>15447491
S-so you aren't going to bully me?

>> No.15447521

>>15447491
I'm not alone, I have /mgg/!

>> No.15447533

>>15447491
That's none of your damned business.
This bottle of Jägermeister is keeping me company.

>> No.15447537

>>15447491
Doesn't mean I'm gonna pay for a prostitute.

>> No.15447552

>>15447491
What does she mean by this?

>> No.15447557

>>15447407
>>15447502
Yeah, for a date, or at least definitely a first date, it does seem really kind of cliche, and a little superficial. Like you're only really thinking of it because she's an anubis, and that's it.

>> No.15447566

>>15447502
I mean, if she wants to take you there, fair enough.

But just assuming someone doesn't know or alternatively even cares about their native culture...kinda racist bro. Like, I'm of Ukrainian decent, and I don't care for it in the slightest.

>> No.15447568

>>15447491
I want a hair whore to keep me company on a friday night

I hope she won't judge me when I start crying about how lonely I am

>> No.15447577
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I'm gonna have a drink with a Wonderland girl! I love Wonderland!

>> No.15447589
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>>15447577
wonderland SUCKS

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>>15447491
That Kej is getting a fierce anal reaming.

>> No.15447592

I don't think I'll ever get out of this funk of not being productive without a Leanen Sidhe.

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>>15447577
>Girl wrapped up in a clingy, damp, steamy towel
This is so very much my fetish.

Now if only I could get an Anubis like that...
Though the image set including >>15447343
>>15447360 is pretty damn adorable.

>> No.15447611

>>15447600
FLOOF

>> No.15447618

>>15447611
Her fur makes an audible pomfing sound whenever it's dried from being soaked through.

>> No.15447627

>>15447491
These goddamn lewd Kej's!

I just wanna play video games!

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15447666

NSFW: http://i.imgur.com/JCuvhNz.jpg

>> No.15447676

>>15447666
What type of spider is she based off of?

>> No.15447677

>>15447666
Spiders are gross

>> No.15447679

>>15447666
I have arachnophobia, but she is still cute

>> No.15447724

>>15447491
Do you understand? Do you REALLY?

>> No.15447725

>Main breaker gets flipped at night
>Can't find a flashlight
>Call out to your maid because she's an unspeakable eldritch horror and they see well in the dark
>Grab her hand
>The heart on her abdomen lights up and now you can make your way to the breaker box without slamming your toes into door frames and tables
>She's awawawa'ing the entire time

>> No.15447729

>>15447725
How would a wendigo maid work?

>> No.15447733

>>15447725
https://my.mixtape.moe/mzudwk.png
Seaslimes are also very helpful in situations like that.

>> No.15447734

>>15447729
He's referring to the Shog, even though a Wendigo maid is bound to awawawawa.

>> No.15447742

So can a Shog make a water bed?

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>>15447742
Do you really trust your shoggo maid enough to sleep on her? What if she molests you in your sleep? What if she keeps you from getting up and violates you for a day straight?

>> No.15447753

>>15447749
Maybe if she uses her self up a lot she shrinks in size

>> No.15447754

>>15447742
>>15447749
With a shoggoth, you'd just wake up inside the water bed. Non-euclidean slime caressing you and melding with you in impossible and blissful ways, while she comforts you on all sides.

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>> No.15447778

>>15447725
>Have Shoggoth maid
>She's constantly smug
>Ask her what is going on in her mind
>She lists in extensive detail every time we touched and how much it makes her happy
>She then goes on about how we will eventually become one and about all the horrific things we'll do together when the stars are right
>Lose my sanity on the spot

Eldritch abominations cannot be trusted

>> No.15447788

>>15447753
>>15447754
Look at that smug face, that the face of a meido who wants to do dirty things to her master while he can't escape

>> No.15447789

>>15447753
So if your maid is chibi then she must have done a lot of stuff recently because she hasn't regenerated her size

>> No.15447797

>>15447749
KC said Shoggoths come across as creepy and ominous, but in reality they're caste maidens.
I trust her.

>> No.15447799

>>15447725
Do you think shoggoth bother with doors, or do they just ooze through the walls?

>> No.15447806

>you will never have a shoggoth chair
>Your shoggoth will never squeal in another room at the sensation of her master sitting on her

>> No.15447810

>>15447797
>caste maidens

I can't love someone who seperates people into societal groups like that.

>> No.15447812
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>>15447766

>> No.15447815
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>>15447806
I know of a vampire chair

>> No.15447817

>>15447815
>padded bra

>> No.15447823

>>15447810
I meant chaste.

>> No.15447824

>>15447778
What if they suddenly decide to pull the same shit as with their old masters?
Call me paranoid, but that kind of history is not what I like to see in a maid's resume.

>> No.15447827

>>15447823
I know, but rolling with spelling mistakes like that is the highest form of humour.

>> No.15447828
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>>15447815
>Vampires

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>>15447815
Entoma is better. I need to hug this bug.

>> No.15447844

>>15447831
Creepy! Spooky, disgusting, gross creepbug!

>> No.15447846

>>15447844
I take it you don't like hugging bugs.

>> No.15447858

>>15447831
I like Narberal best

>> No.15447862

>>15447846
I don't mind bugs but that one scares me!

>> No.15447870

Gargantuan ghost gazongas are meant for milking
https://twitter.com/spacezin/status/746384686063063040

>> No.15447883

>>15447870
Nice.

>> No.15447886
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>>15447870
>Bonafide Ghost lactation porn
Fuck yeah! It's a great day to be a lactation fetishist. And so long as it doesn't have her stomping the guys family jewels I'm all for it.
Fucking Space-Jin, your Zombie meido lactation CG would've been hot hadn't she been squeezing the guys nads.

>> No.15447897

>>15447870
And I had already fapped to spookies today, guess another round couldn't hurt.
>>15447886
My brother, I feel your pain.

>> No.15447902

>>15447870
Lovely

>> No.15447971

If one married alice from mgq would she allow harems?

>> No.15447974

I think a lich should experiment on make slimes smart

>> No.15447975

>>15447971
Why the fuck are you asking us?
Isn't there a MGQ thread on /vg/?

>> No.15447985

>>15447870
Aw yes.

>> No.15447988

>>15447974
They are called Dark Slimes

>> No.15448003

>>15447974
I think a lich should dress up as a magical girl and fight for love and peace!

>> No.15448004

>>15447974
This is how Shoggoths are brought into our world.

Courtesy of a Lich take on Herbert West

>> No.15448021

>>15447988
No like normal slimes

>> No.15448031
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15448031

Would you rather spend your weekend going out on a date with your monster waifu or just relaxing with her at home?

>> No.15448037
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15448037

>>15446297
>>15446069

>>15446309
Interesting. I think if monsters were unable to poly-morph their features, how would the dragon in this case try to pass if off? Maybe as a curse and the only way to break it is to undergo a "defeat" the dragons quest?

>> No.15448054

>>15448004
Hebert West wouldn't be a lich, he'd just be a man with a harem of zombies and one dullahan.

>> No.15448056

>>15448031
>Dear Diary
>No adventures came to try and plunder my hoard to day
>Maybe better luck tomorrow

>> No.15448058
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>>15448037
Stylish!
>Interesting. I think if monsters were unable to poly-morph their features, how would the dragon in this case try to pass if off? Maybe as a curse and the only way to break it is to undergo a "defeat" the dragons quest?
That depends on whether or not her male companion is ultra dense or not.

>> No.15448062

>>15448037
>Dragon ruling over an isolated village with an iron claw
>Whenever she visits people treat her with the utmost respect, showering her in gifts
>Assumes they all adore her
>Decides to go visit the village disguised one day
>Asks the villagers about the Dragon
>"Oh jeez, don't get me started on that overgrown Lizard, waltzing in like she owns the place, the amount of food and gold we have to give to her so she doesn't burn us alive is ridiculous!"
>She runs back to her Cave crying.
>Drowns her sorrows in a bucket of ice cream.

Poor Dragon.

>> No.15448071

>>15448062
And then goes and burns that ungrateful shit

>> No.15448085

>>15448037
Dragon knight looks so honorable and respectable. Is she taking squires?

>> No.15448091

>>15448085
Yes but she is cursed to never fuck until she is beaten in an honorable duel

>> No.15448099

>>15448031
Cuddling and playing video games all the way.
I want to introduce her to human entertainment, starting with something like Shovel Knight or Wonderful 101.

>> No.15448100

>>15448031
I want her to stick her tentacles in my brain and melt all my problems away.

>> No.15448107

>>15448091
Doesn't seen like a problem to me.

>>15448037
All she needs to do is use a armor in the same color as her monster parts. I'm sure she can say that her arms and legs are part of the set.

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>you will never be adopted by a lonely CC Dragon after being offered as a "sacrifice" by a small village

>> No.15448110

>>15448107
Honorable means she can't throw the fight

>> No.15448118

>>15448109
Thank goodness.

>> No.15448119

>>15448109
The Dragon's chest is exposed!

Attack now!

>> No.15448126

>>15448110
Like I said, I don't see the problem.

>>15448119
Gonna shove my face in there and hear her heartbeats.

>> No.15448152

>Three dragons descend from the sky and land in front of you
>The first one makes a hard landing and bends her knees to adsorb the impact. It appears to be a still young one.
>"You there! Be my opponent, prove your worth."
>The second dragon lands with grace, slowing herself with a great flap of her wings and not bending at all when her feet touch the ground. She appears to be older, and slightly chubbier.
>"Ara ara, I'd be happy if I could be your opponent, young man."
>You only see a blur as the third dragon smashes into the ground. A small dragon in the shape of a child quickly scrambles out from inside the tiny crater.
>Hora hora, let me be your opponent onii-chan."

Which do you choose?

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>tfw no cute kuchisake to kiss

>> No.15448158

>>15448109
I'd rather be offered as a sacrifice to a chubby vampire that lives alone in her mansion and turns out to simply be a magical NEET

>> No.15448162

>>15448152
Isn't it obvious?
All three.

They must defeat my dragon fist to win!

>> No.15448163

>>15448152
I can't fight at all.

>> No.15448168

>>15448152
Gosh, what happens if I lose?

I guess the loli Dragon will be an easy fight.

>> No.15448171

>>15448152
First one, I prefer fiery young girls. The other two can fight me afterwards if I lose to the first battle.

>> No.15448175

>>15448152
Third, I guess. I'm not a fan of dragons.

>> No.15448176

>>15448152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSuStthQVRE

>> No.15448178

>>15448062
Maybe they'd like her if she tried being friends with them, instead of holding their livelihood for ransom.

>> No.15448200

>>15448152
Depends the species each dragon is, because I'd have to go with the 2nd dragon if you ask me. True it might be harder to win since she has experience, but it will all be worth it when I make her blush and taker her hand in mine, asking if she'd like to get to know me over as we relax at our house. Plus I can rest on her soft body and listen to her quickening heartbeat due to how flustered i have made her.

>> No.15448207

>>15448158
>You'll never be a teenage boy living in a small village outside of Order territory.
>An ancient Vampire will never arrive and demand the sacrifice of one man to her for her to leave the village alone forever.
>You'll never nobly sacrifice yourself to her to protect your village and say your tearful farewells to everyone.
>You'll never be cleaned, stripped naked and tied to a bed that night, waiting fearfully on a bed for your new mistress to "break you in".
>You'll never see the door open only to reveal a chubby glasses clad Vampire around your age in a sweater and panties holding a book and blushing furiously once she spots you.
>She'll never untie you and wrap the blankets around you after she collects herself before storming off shouting "Moooooom!"
>You'll never learn that you were taken not to be raped by the Vampire, but as a partner for her shut-in virgin daughter.
>You'll never end up befriending the young vampire anyway, becoming her companion of many years and eventually falling in love for real.
>Your friends and family from the village will never be confused when a very enthusiastic Ghoul arrives at the village bearing invitations to your wedding.
Fuck.

>> No.15448212

>>15448207
Yep, that right there is what I would want.

>> No.15448221
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Can someone remind me if glacies with snowflake hymens was a thing?

Also I'd want to eat frozen treats with a glacies on a mild summer day!

>> No.15448228

>>15448207
But she was supposed to ravish me.

>> No.15448232

How much haughtiness does a vampire dragon have?

>> No.15448233

>>15448212
>>15448207
Followup question.
Would she have freckles and would she be skilled in the matters arcane?

>> No.15448237

>>15448232
Well, vampires are naturally haughty but zombie dragons have the cuddle lust of zombies so you'd probably get a warmth hungry wight.

>> No.15448240

>>15448232
Proportional to the size of their chests and rear.
Also, a Vampiric Dragon sounds rad as fuck.

>> No.15448243

I like Dhampirs dressed in ball gowns

>> No.15448251

>>15448228
You act like the shut-in vampire doesn't have kinks. Roleplay sex is a great thing for monstergirls.

>>15448233
>Would she have freckles
Just enough freckles to be absolutely adorable.
>and would she be skilled in the matters arcane?
Much to her mother's dismay, she's not at all interested in learning how to be a proper lady from one of the Wights living in the manor, and instead is trying to learn spellcraft from the head Lich. She's not very good yet, but she's getting there.

>> No.15448255

>Blonde hair
>Black scales
>The underside of her wings shine a scarlet red

Can you imagine looking up in a full moon night and seeing this beauty?

>> No.15448266

Hello

>> No.15448267

>>15448251
Wonderful.
I'm going to love helping her study and helping the wight come to terms with the daughter's lack of interest in the matters of the court.

>> No.15448271

>>15448266
Hi anon!

>> No.15448274

>>15448037
Wold be interesting if they go up against another monster that stops when she realises what the lady knight is

I do want stories of this, they look like a kickass battle duo

>> No.15448275

>>15448271
Anon, can I tell you a secret? I love Ryu

>> No.15448279

>>15448275
Good news, So do I.

>> No.15448285

>>15448279
No, you don't understand, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Ryu

>> No.15448287

>>15448275
>>15448279
I'm going to marry the evil black ryu and you can't stop me!

Do you know how evil she is?
She eats all the cookies and doesn't share.
She crosses the street in places she isn't supposed too.
And, finally, she buys people whole milk instead of 2% milk.

>> No.15448289

>>15448267
That poor Wight though. First her own daughter turns out to be a tomboy who'd rather crudely flaunt her own body to seduce a man than seduce him the refined way, then her mistress' daughter is more interested in magic than the ways of royalty.
She might just go pout to her husband.

>> No.15448292

>>15448287
How evil!

>> No.15448294

I'm gonna visit the Ryu Shrine
Then I'll visit the Fox Shrine
Then the Cat Shrine
Then the Snake Shrine...

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>>15447491

>> No.15448297

>>15448285
please dont go into a "i love war" stlye speech

>> No.15448305

>>15448297
That is a brilliant idea; for any MG one might love.

The question is, do we go original "I love [x detail of war], etc. etc." or Abridged-style "[x War-based pun] is good, as is etc. etc."?

>> No.15448313

>>15448255
She's a fire breathing VampDragon. Damn straight she'd be majestic as fuck.

>> No.15448315

>>15448289
That does sound terrible.
Maybe the mistress's next kid will be more open to such things.

>>15448292
Not only that but she has the laugh down!
It goes 'Oooo-ho ho ho!'

>> No.15448330

>>15447676
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misumena_vatia

>> No.15448334

>>15448294
I'm gonna visit the paladin shrine

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how about a MG based on this

>> No.15448355

>>15448352
shrimp knight

>> No.15448360

>>15448355
Genki ponytailed tomboy?

>> No.15448362

>>15448352
>Wildwest shrimp girl with pistol hands
Make it happen drawfriends

>> No.15448365

>>15448360
With multicolored gradient hair.

>> No.15448369

>>15448362
Just one pump from those hands is enough to make any man cum.

>> No.15448370

>>15448362
Added to my to-do list.

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15448373

Crikey, we appear to have stumbled upon a Equus caballus Unicronus, otherwise known as the Unicorn, in it's native habitat whilst mid hunt.

You see, Unicorn's are apex predators, they draw in unsuspecting prey by masquerading as ordinary herbivores amongst other species of herbivores, lulling their prey into a false sense of security so they lower their guard.

The crazy thing is that they only hunt one type of prey and it can take years, even decades, of hunting before they finally capture said prey, how they subdue their targets still remains relatively unknown and a oft asked question by the wildlife conservation community.

The crazier thing is that said prey is Virgo hominum, otherwise known as virgin humans, it is unknown why they hunt these specific targets with so much other abundant potential prey is present, but studies have consistently shown they only hunt that one type.

Wildlife conservationists and biologists have recently put forth a theory that Unicorns inject their prey via a unknown method that stupefies, stuns, or completely incapacitates their intended targets so that they can take their prey back to their dens without issue.

What a majestic creature, a shame so little is known about it, and their numbers have always remained small but stable with little signs of ever increasing significantly.

>> No.15448375

>>15448373
Imma stick my thumb up 'er bunghole and see if it'll piss her off.

>> No.15448385

>>15448373
Hakutaku-sensei has had too much to drink, I'm going to offer her a ride home.

>> No.15448394

>>15448385
I want to take Hakutaku-sensei home and see a picture of her as a kid with braces.

>> No.15448401

Monsters in ball gowns? Or do their monster parts make it hard to wear them

>> No.15448404

>>15448401
They have custom made ones. Gotta keep those monsters fancy.

>> No.15448405

>>15448401
They'd be tailored for them, so holes for tails and such.

>> No.15448410

>>15448401
I want tomboy monsters in ballgowns

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>>15448385
Oh my, it appears a virgin male is attempting to approach her, perhaps we'll finally get it on video how Unicorns subdue their prey!

Ah, that's a darn shame, the male appears to be attempting to court the nearby herbivore instead.

The Unicorn seems relatively distraught over this behavior, but she appears to be heading towards one of the doors marked with a strange symbol that some believe denotes gender.

And wait...what's this? She just wrapped some kind of ceremonial cloth around her head and tied it on, this behavior has never been recorded, she's rummaging through a bag attached to her side and is closing the door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

Wait, what's happening, the virgin male attempting to court the other herbivore has collapsed to the ground! The herbivore appears to be alarmed but...but she's just slumped over onto the counter! What's happening here is anyone's guess, but the Unicorn is walking out of the room and is picking up the virgin male! She's leaving with him... and they've both disappeared from view out into the night!

We don't know exactly what happened but I believe we can unravel this mystery once we get back to civilization to analyze the video in slow motion! What a great day for biologists everywhere!

>> No.15448430

>>15448410
But that would make them blush and act embarrassed

>> No.15448444

>>15448429
Off to get married!

>> No.15448481

>>15448429
Great RP post, I give it one upvote and I've shared it to all my watchers on Deviantart.

>> No.15448484

>>15448444
I want to marry the oppai loli princess of the kobold kingdom!

>> No.15448488

>>15448305
I think the original works better this time round

>> No.15448615

>>15448266
hiiiii

>> No.15448620

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that golem enhancements are illegal in the ring unless it's a specific golem match.

Don't want a regular fight to involve rocket punches do we?

>> No.15448624

>>15448484
That's a lot of responsibility. The Kobold Kingdom is regularly harassed by the neighboring Wolf Kingdom.

You're going to have to protect all those little puppers.

>> No.15448629
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I just want to fucking impregnate Miia and start a family with her

I want to make her cum so hard she forgets her name for a bit

>> No.15448630

>>15448624
And protect them I shall.
Those little wanwans are going to feel safer than ever before.

>> No.15448638

>>15448629
>I want to make her cum so hard she forgets her name for a bit
Maybe monstergirls are affecting my mind a bit too much, but the sentiment behind that sentence is romantic as fuck to me.

>> No.15448640

Am I the only one with a 25+ year crush on Ariel?

I want to love her and teach her about the surface world.

https://youtu.be/SXKlJuO07eM

>> No.15448641

>>15448629
Why do those yes pillows exist?

>> No.15448645
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>>15448641
because they're sexy

>> No.15448650

>>15448630
>You will never travel with a Great Dane Kobold Knight as a bodyguard, towering over the Wolves during negotiations.
>They're obviously afraid of her because of her size.
>But luckily they don't know that she's not too bright and underneath her intimidating helm is a silly face with it's tongue hanging out and panting.

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>>15448638
I just want to make her feel good anon

Also
>can't find the fucking version with now heart censors

At least heart censors are a lot hotter then black lines

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>>15448640
I want to fap all over a mermaid's eggs to fertilize them.

>> No.15448675

>>15448661
Muromi was cute, but she can't hold a candle to Ariel. Ariel pure and innocent, willing to fight for true love.

>> No.15448679

>>15448629
>>15448653
Y'know although I'm not the biggest fan of crabman's designs (Tio is an oni she should not have toothpicks for limbs) I've always really liked the face scales. Its a nice monster part that doesn't get dangerously cheesy while still being pretty hot.

>> No.15448690
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15448690

It's OK, /ss/ is here for you.

SPESS EHLVES

>> No.15448691
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>>15448675
>pure
>innocent
>true love
All exact opposites of Muromi.

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>>15448679
Yea, they're a really nice little flair

I also think they look nice in combination with the D hairclips, and help kind of cement them as eyes in some pictures

>> No.15448698

>>15448640
Reminds me that I saw a "Realistic" artistic image of Ariel the other day.

She was topless, and the pic was simply titled "Siren", but I could tell it was her because there was a yellow flounder and a crab floating around her.
Sebastian looked creepy as fuck.

>> No.15448700

>>15448221
>Snowflake hymen
If it's not a thing then it should be one

Cold pussy is best pussy

>> No.15448706

>>15448690
I wish for space elves to have such tight holes that they have a death grip on the shota's cock.

>> No.15448711

>>15448221
>snowflake hymen
Would you gently melt it or punch through?
Would it grow back?

>> No.15448715

>>15448698
Link if you got it? I've seen such before. A LOT of mermaid stuff is heavily inspired by The Little Mermaid. It's hard to believe that shit came out in 89.

>> No.15448720

>>15448711
>Would it grow back?
Only if she is cold enough. Whenever a cold front comes through, your girl heads out to the mountain top to spread her legs towards the wind and refreeze her cunt for another 'first time' encounter.

>> No.15448756

>>15448715
Sadly can't find it.

>> No.15448761
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>>15448661
Levia-san is CUTE!

>> No.15448773

>>15448761
The only girl I ever liked abs on.

>> No.15448800

>>15448706
But would they loosen as he grew up?

>> No.15448806

>>15448720
Sounds like too easy a way to cheat.

>> No.15448807

>>15448800
No, when his dick gets too big they dump him for a new shota. Of course, if the shotas aren't broken in well enough, the more yan individuals might kidnap and run away with a space elf and make her ahegao in agony with his huge human cock for years on end.

>> No.15448817

>>15448806
Go with her? it would be an exciting expedition. If you can't expend some effort for a brand new hymen to break then you don't deserve it.

>> No.15448849

>you will never meet a mindflayer conflicted whether to heal you the normal way of just use her powers

>> No.15448862

Kikimora maid idol group when?

>> No.15448871

>>15448862
>it's actually punk rock songs about what a fucking slob Mastah is and how he deserves to get bitten in the dick

>> No.15448878

>>15448871
Kikis are good girls though

>> No.15448883

>>15448878
But Mastah is a bad boy.

>> No.15448896

>>15447749
Hey, sometimes it's really nice to spend a Saturday in bed with your beloved. It's even better when they're also the bed.

>> No.15448897

>>15448883
I want to be punished by my cute maid. I hope she steps on me

>> No.15448900

Is "too rape-y" a valid complaint when referring to anything KC related?

>> No.15448907

>>15448900
Maybe if Ushi-Oni are involved.

>> No.15448911
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>>15448900
Never.

>> No.15448916
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15448916

>>15448897
Steps on your dick with her rock-hard bird feet?
Hardcore.

>> No.15448925
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15448925

I just want to snuggle and use a Shoggoth maid in my day to day life.

>> No.15448928

>>15448925
I want to eat my Shoggoth maid's cooking from her home dimension!

>> No.15448929
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15448929

I want a snek to wiggle her tongue in all my strange places

>> No.15448930
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15448930

>>15448900
Too rape-y? I say he hasn't done anything rape-y enough since Ushis.

>> No.15448943

Not sure if I'm being a slowpoke on this or not but someone done a Mantis footjob.

https://octopuslipsart.tumblr.com/post/146410011778/second-monster-girl-encyclopedia-request-mantis

>> No.15448948

>>15448928
>Have glorious Shoggoth maid who loves to cook for you
>One day, discover that all the food she makes is just transformed Shoggoth mass she separates from herself in the kitchen, the whole routine an ultimate expression of her desire to be used by you and become one with you
>It doesn't seem to actually harm her, and she makes a damn good "Fillet Mignon"
>Mixed feelings abound

>> No.15448950
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15448950

I'm here to bully little monster girls

>> No.15448951

>>15448948
>Walk in on her masturbating furiously after dinner
>"It burns! You're melting me, Master! It feel so good!"
Pretend you didn't see anything or start eating more erotically?

>> No.15448956

>>15448950
>girl

>> No.15448957
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15448957

>at least 4 episodes until ghost blowjobs wooo

>> No.15448960

>>15448950
Then I am here to fight you and stop you.

>> No.15448963
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15448963

>>15448950
But how are you going to bully them?

>> No.15448971

>>15448963
I'm going to blow hot air in their sensitive ears and run my fingers all over their flat blodies and ruffle or scratch their tails.

>> No.15448976

>>15448971
But you're going to brush them afterwards, right?
Only a monster would leave a loli fluffy with an unkempt tail.

>> No.15448984
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15448984

>>15448976
Only if they promise to marry me. After all, who would marry a ruffled girl?
The Kama Sutra told me to tease girls about how I've made them unfit for marriage after pinching them, so this should be a good dating strategy.

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15449008

>You wouldn't sniff wan wan butt

>> No.15449013

>>15449008
You're absolutely right. I wouldn't.

>> No.15449015

>>15449008
That's right. Butts smell bad and I don't want to sniff them. I'd rather sniff her ears and hotdog her butt.

>> No.15449124

>>15448943
I haven't seen it linked before, so that is one thanks from me you've got.
Someone else seems to share the olev for mantis feet, huh.

>> No.15449152

>>15448943
>https://octopuslipsart.tumblr.com/post/146410011778/second-monster-girl-encyclopedia-request-mantis
Neat. Oh hey, same guy who did the Mosquito footjob...

This is considerably nicer.

>> No.15449183

>>15448761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JnpkloqH6g
>Levia-san
>Cute
>Leviathan
>Cute
>Leviathan
>Not the most marryable Mermaid

>> No.15449215

>>15449183
>druggie slut
>big boob yuri slut
>bestiality slut
>normal
>chill abomination
>has-been casino queen
Otohime-san most marryable girl nigga.

>> No.15449233

>>15449215
Leviathan is best Ryuu

>> No.15449237
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>>15449152
>Vamp Mosquito footjob
>Beware Feet Ahead
>MFW I'm not even a footfag and that got me hard

>> No.15449240

>>15449233
Just wait until she gets drunk and cuddles you so hard your spine breaks and you spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair not even feeling the endless rape she inflicts on your dick.

>> No.15449268

>>15449237
Fucking mazo pig.

>> No.15449285
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15449285

How old were you when you realized doggies were the best?

>> No.15449287

>>15449285
You mean lamias

>> No.15449291

>>15449285
Once I had gone to a psychiatrist's long enough for my ptsd of dogs to disappear.
I still like cats more.

>> No.15449293

>>15449287
>>15449285
We all agree that doggies and Lamias are top-tier. Now we just need some sort of "doggy-lamia" so that we can finally squash this conflict.

>> No.15449295

>>15449293
Don't!

>> No.15449300
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15449300

>>15449293
get on it, KC.

>> No.15449306
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15449306

>>15449285
VAMPIRES
A
M
P
I
R
E
S

>> No.15449310

>>15449306
With Vampires you get bitten in the dick!

>> No.15449315

>>15449285
I've been terrified of dogs since I was 9.
>Surrounded by a group of Kobolds
>They can see you're nervous of something
>Due to their good nature they're concerned and try to calm you down, not knowing they're the cause of it
I don't think I could be afraid of a dense Kobold harem though.

>> No.15449318

>>15440767
anything fun happened the past 4 months?

is captain back yet?

whats the best story to have come out in my absence.

whats the current memegirl?

>> No.15449324

>>15449318
Yes.
Yes.
Laska and Me.
You.

>> No.15449327

>>15449324
Don't even joke like that.

>> No.15449328

>>15449310
Not true!

You get bitten almost everywhere but not there!

>> No.15449330

>>15449324
>captain back >>15449327
Fuuuck you

>> No.15449331

>>15449318
Yes.
No
You missed scylla anal
Nerdhounds unfortunately, a year ago people would have flipped their shit over this yet it's getting a free pass

>> No.15449338

>>15449285
They are among the best, but I would need a whole bottle of Allegra to survive being with one.

>> No.15449340

>>15449285
When I realized how fun to bully them during their spring and winter estruses are. Just imagine how angry she'll be when you keep tempting her by spooning, embracing her, seperating her legs and catching whiffs of that musky mamano bongo bitch-scent and telling her she's nothing more than a dirty little wan wan who wants to get studded!

>> No.15449346

>>15449318
Yeah. We got some Druella shenanigans being drawn.
Nope.
There was that Scylla story that >>15449331 mentioned, but I lost the link for it.
Anubis is the usual suspect, but more recently, the Nerdhound has been pretty persistent.

>> No.15449349

>>15449324
>Laska and Me
1.12 zeny has been deposited into your BDF account

>> No.15449380

>>15449346
http://pastebin.com/aa9XURzN

>> No.15449381

>Decide to run some errands
>Ask your Shoggoth maid to come with you
>She follows a step behind you on your left
>Dead silent the entire time
>The look on her face is creeping people out, the crowd basically parts like the Red Sea as the two of you walk
>In reality, she's freaking out and trying desperately to hold it together because she can't believe she was lucky enough to have you ask her to join you

>> No.15449399

>>15449381
Super happy shoggoth would scare even the most emotionless lich

>> No.15449407

>>15449380
Thanks friend.

>> No.15449418

>>15449285
I've been a huge fucking wolfaboo for as long as I can remember. Even got a stuffed toy from my early childhood to prove it.

On every level except physical, I am dicking a wolfgirl.

>> No.15449434

>>15449318
Captain posts on otherchan

>> No.15449439

>>15449380
Actually bretty gud/10. Better than that Zion shit that gets posted endlessly, at least.

>> No.15449441

>>15449434
Does he? I know Bromont does, but I thought Captain turned into a family man.

>> No.15449451

>>15448806
>>15448817
You can film it forming and post it online.

>> No.15449457

>>15448929
I want her to pin me down, restrain me, and look down at me sexually.

>> No.15449461

>>15449434
please link me i fucking loved his story.

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>>15448943
>took her stockings off

>> No.15449469

>>15449441
There is a otherchan werewolf CYOA and greentext on his pastebin

>> No.15449473

>>15449331
fucking christ, when hellhounds came out i did my best to keep them intimidating, wrote a story, some couple of greentexts and tried to goat them towards dominant in every adventure story.

why does /mgg/ need to have everything be subbed to hell, i loved these threads because of the more dominant mg's putting value on males.

in contrast to irl where males are considered worthless

>> No.15449480

>>15449469
Oh, fair enough.

Wish he'd at least drop in once here to say hi, even if he keeps his stories on 8 chan.

>> No.15449489

>>15449473
Beasts hellhound story and that one with the blind kid seem to be up your ally.

>> No.15449492

>>15448330
Ahh

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>>15446693
Lanka isn't breedable, she would literally physically break during sex.
The badonkey is the breedable one.

>> No.15449510

>>15449473
There's no escape from the fate unfortunately, girls are either lucky enough to be forgotten or become a bastardized version of themselves.

Hellhound's pretty much joined the ranks of Lizards, Oomukades and Cheshires.

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>>15448957
Reimi is a thick Ghost.

>> No.15449516

>>15449008
I'd sniff her oppai loli wanwan cleavage.

>> No.15449523 [DELETED] 

>>15449346
http://pastebin.com/aa9XURzN

>> No.15449531
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15449531

>>15449473
I know that feeling. Every time I try to write femdom in greentext or any other format people from here and other questionable places call it shit tier because the monster is in control.

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>>15449318
>anything fun happened the past 4 months?
Snibako drew some thicc musclegirls, Figgot drew some plump monstergirl butts, and Latenight drew a whole bunch of cool stuff you may or may not understand the context of: http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH
>is captain back yet?
Niet.
>whats the best story to have come out in my absence.
I'm particularly fond of Penywises new stuff. Ans Free_Drinks came back from the dead which is also a plus.
>whats the current memegirl?
That's honestly rather difficult to answer.

>> No.15449534

>>15449523
Fug, I didn't realize the link was already posted.

>> No.15449567

>Monster Lord is pissed she isn't the center of all men's attention
>Decides to eradicate all other monster girls and even human girls Super Buu style so all men will love just her.
>To stop it you need to circle the entire globe in a Septillionth of a second
Can you do it?

>> No.15449574

>>15449567
She already has a husbando, so she'd never do that or feel that way in the first place.

>> No.15449579

>>15449567
Why is she so pissed? Did no one show up to her live giving birth event?

>> No.15449590

>>15449567
Time to take upon the power of every single man, woman and monstergirl in the world, and Barry Allan the shit out of her.
If the gods decide to erase all the monstergirls, then it's time for a world with no gods.

>> No.15449627

>>15449567
It takes light 0.13372 seconds to travel distance equal to the circumference of earth. Whoever does the deed would need to travel 3x10^29 times the speed of light.
This is assuming that he needs to actually travel it, as opposed to simply teleporting like a wimp.
Everything is going to break.

>> No.15449629

>>15449489
oooh, the blind kid story, has he introduced a new girl yet?

could you link me, i have no idea where to find anything anymore.

>> No.15449637

>>15449567
With the right theme on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8

>> No.15449638

>>15449629
The blind kid story is PRWs, while Beast is a different writefag entirely.

>> No.15449640

>>15449567
>would you be the one boy scout gets bullied to ring her castle and offer her to sell cookies in a frightened voice?

only to be taken inside and have to listen to her stories of ye olde times while being forced to sit in her lap.

(you come back every friday since she makes sure you wont get bullied anymore as long as you do)

(the other boyscouts are to busy getting dryhumped after they had to transfer their business to the rabbit part of town.)

>> No.15449643

>>15449629
I cant remember who put that one up sadly

>> No.15449646

>>15449531
>mgg-MMXVI
>taking any word of opinion or critique here seriously

>> No.15449647

what do i need to do to become a prize husband in mg city?

i am already visiting /fit/ and i can cook pretty amazing meals.

>> No.15449655

>>15449647
Be a man!
The moment you act like you dont care about monster pussy is when monster pussy comes your way
Then all you need is defence mesures aginst the shit you dont want to up your value

>> No.15449673

>>15449643
also, what is the progress on VENGEANCE

has he started a new route yet ?

>> No.15449679

>>15447870
What would ghost milk be like?

>> No.15449680

>>15449673
Nope. He did appear a few times confirming he's still working on that as well as some other pieces (he posted a couple of short intros).

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>>15449679
I'd like to know as well.

>> No.15449688

>>15449646
Considering how popular writefags like RS are, I doubt he was actually shouted down for a little femdom. He's probably just a shitty writer.

>> No.15449692

>>15449688
>still no art of Jenna lactating

>> No.15449697

>>15449531
You're probs just a whiny pissboy and possibly a poor writer. All of the popular guys write hard shit at least occasionally.

>> No.15449706

>>15449655
what if i save my virginity for marriage ?

i dont need mg pussy i just need a mg wife that will make me a stay at home dad.

maybe i should look into the species that are most troublesome at a young age, that would actually make it socially acceptable to

>> No.15449726

>Become a farmhand
>Be told to milk a recently matured Calf
>Meet a busty moo cow at the tender age of 18
>Try milking her but nothing happens
>Learn you need to help her produce the milk as well
>Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

>> No.15449730

>>15449439
Whats wrong with A Serpent in Zion?

>> No.15449735

>>15449726
Holsts can produce milk without being pregnant.

>> No.15449737

>>15449730
Someone just seems to have a raging hateboner for it judging from the posts.

>> No.15449762

>>15449730
Not him but it's been said multiple times by other people that it gets posted way too often for something so mediocre, it doesn't even get replies when it's posted.

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>> No.15449770

>>15449763
thats a lot of condoms for a tubby coon

>> No.15449774

>>15449762
But nobody ever says why its mediocre or bad, people just call it shit and leave it at that

>> No.15449778

>>15449763
Gonna add that chub! Gonna make lots of cakes and cookies for!

>> No.15449795

>>15449763
>Condoms

>> No.15449803

>>15449763
>Those condoms

Oh please, that tanuki's getting it raw and filled with little nukis.

>> No.15449809

>>15449778
Gonna give her a sex workout to make her thin again!

>> No.15449817

>>15449809
>>15449809
Gonna give her kids and ruin her figure even more!

>> No.15449818

I'm gonna whip a fat Wurm into shape!

>> No.15449819

>>15449817
Gonna tie myself to the ceiling and make her do handstand pushups into my dick to get herself pregnant!

>> No.15449822

>>15449818
I want to get a fit werewolf out of shape!

>>15449819
That's quite clever.
A muscle tanuki would be on the way.

>> No.15449828

>>15449822
>Come home to chubby wolf whose happily eating meat pie you made for her

>> No.15449831

>>15449828
Exactly!
She'd get lots of pies and belly rubs.
My wolf would be soft and snuggly.

>> No.15449833

>>15449818
I'm gonna whip a fit wurm out of shape!
Her booty will a WMD! A Weapon of mass Dicking!

>> No.15449837

>>15449822
I wish I could find that picture of Nago-san from Nichbros doing the handstand pushups into dick.

>> No.15449839

>>15449819
What.

>> No.15449840

>>15449839
It sounds really hot. Too bad there is no art of monster girls doing handstands.

>> No.15449849

Fat Cats a best, rest of you can go home.
>Cute Catgirl waifu rubbing her tubby tummy as you give her some fresh tuna

>> No.15449866

>>15449849
They are pretty good.
The ability to hear them purr after a good meal would be quite nice.

I'd happily give them some fish.

>> No.15449882

How do you make a Lich super happy

>> No.15449886

>>15449882
Fuck her plump bubble butt while she's studying.

>> No.15449892

>>15449886
and make sure she has plenty of cookies during study time so she has plenty of flesh.
After all, Lich's just want to maintain their flesh a long time right? Well just add more and it will degrade/fall off slower.

>> No.15449896

>>15449892
Liches don't rot.

>> No.15449897

>>15449896
Well then just fatten her for the sake of playing with her grey gut

>> No.15449902

So if a shog gives you a ring what are the odds it is part of her

>> No.15449918

>>15449902
Does that count as fingering her?

>>15449897
Anon please, Lichs at least pay some attention to their figure.
There's no way you'd get one that big.

>> No.15449921

>>15449833
I'm gonna make that Wurm sweat her fat butt off until she's a muscled monster! She's going to be the UberWurm! The pinnacle of her species!

>> No.15449925

>>15449921
I'm gonna make that wurm sweet her muscled butt off until she's a wavy wurm! The pinnacle of jiggly!

>> No.15449926

>>15449902
if it is a cock ring 100%

>> No.15449931

>>15449921
>>15449921
But would she be so rock hard that she's not comfy to cuddle?
That sounds unfortunate.

>> No.15449935

>>15449931
Muscle feels soft when unflexed.

>> No.15449936

>>15449925
Soft wurm is nice wurm.

>> No.15449938

>>15449931
A Wurm being uncomfy is a paradox and can't happen. Fat or fit, big or small, Wurms are the most comfy thing in the universe.

>> No.15449941

>>15449935
Would she be bigger than the average wurm?
A long leviathan of slab-like muscle that could burrow through a mountain with ease?

>>15449938
If you say so.

>> No.15449950

>>15449941
>Would she be bigger than the average wurm?
>A long leviathan of slab-like muscle that could burrow through a mountain with ease?
Absolutely. She'd be benchpressing that mountain for a warmup by the time I'm done with her.

>> No.15449953

>>15449950
Just get ready.
If she wants some loving then I don't think that you're going to have any say in the matter.

Halloween may be a bit sad though as she'd be scaring the kids.

>> No.15450002

>>15449950
Well I'm going to have her bench press a mountain of doughnuts with her mouth!

>> No.15450009

Just combine the two.
Strongfat wurm

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15450011

When will Monorus draw more butts?

>> No.15450020

>>15450011
I want to put my dick in that butt.

>> No.15450057

>>15449763
thats how i imagined the mother of my protagonist to be like

>> No.15450067 [DELETED] 

talking about /fit/ stuff

what mg would most appreciate my buns ?
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1466727036241.webm

>> No.15450071

>>15450067
I'd alp for ya, bruh.

>> No.15450091

So Mindflayers don't hate humans?

>> No.15450099

>>15450009
Soft enough to cuddle
Strong enough to protect your smile.

I can dig it

>> No.15450101

>>15450091
No, they really love the taste.

>> No.15450102

>>15450071
>implying klokov isn't an utter bottom.

>> No.15450105

>>15450091
No? The hell gave you that idea?

>> No.15450128

How big of a harem is too big

>> No.15450136

>>15450128
Two.

>> No.15450138

>>15450128
>>15450136
This.

>> No.15450142

>>15450128
>>15450136

>> No.15450144

>>15450128
Two at most.

>> No.15450154

>>15450128
Under normal circumstances, two at most. But you can go up to three if they're all sisters or otherwise related.

>> No.15450155
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15450155

>>15450128
Eight Khepris, all related to each other.

>> No.15450157

Voting would get pretty fucked up at first with monster girls, wouldn't it?
>Wife is a Wight
>You became an undead incubus around 70 years ago, one of the first
>Show up to vote with an ID that says you're 94 years old
>Don't look a day over 25
>Have your great granddaughter with you, who's voting for the first time
>People at the polling place refuse to believe you're you

>> No.15450160

>>15450128
Having more then one wife is stupid

you'll never be able to love the equally

and then you'll just be NTRing one

and that's no good

>> No.15450167

>>15449762
Just like everything else here then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0neB1b29l8

>> No.15450170

>>15450160
I'd say having two is fine as well.

>> No.15450173

>>15450067
His legs are going to explode.

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>> No.15450195

>>15450187
Trap or flat?

>> No.15450202

>>15450187
How can a man call himself a man if he doesn't breed his maids?

>> No.15450205

>>15450202
How can a man call himself a man when he relies on a maid?

>> No.15450210

>>15450202
How can a man call himself a man if he can't get sex from people he doesn't have institutional power over?

>> No.15450214

>>15450202
How can a man call himself a man if he doesn't stay loyal to his wife?

>> No.15450218

>>15449688
Or you know, people here get triggered if you have a Hellhound actually dominating a guy over rolling over like a switch. But whatever, this shithole's not worth much more than lurking in anyway.

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>>15450214
I want to marry a Kiki who's never worked as a maid and have a confused Shoggoth maid attend to us!

>> No.15450223

To the guy recommending that VA-11 Hall-A game in the other thread: fuck you and your yurishit.

>> No.15450224

>>15450128
31.

>> No.15450226

>>15450214
How can a man call himself a man if he doesn't mutually fall in love with his maid and make her his wife after a tearful confession from her?

>> No.15450227

>>15449531
Here? I haven't seen that apart from the typical 1-2 trigered maledomfags.

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>>15450218
>people here get triggered if you have a Hellhound actually dominating a guy over rolling over like a switch.
No, considering that's what they are,
>But whatever, this shithole's not worth much more than lurking in anyway.
Then why are you still here my perpetually assblasted friend?

>> No.15450233

>>15450223
>in the other thread

?

>> No.15450234

>>15450223
>Getting triggered by yuri content in video games from another setting that aren't meant as porn
S grade autism.

>> No.15450238 [DELETED] 

Why haven't you guys made a quest thread in >>>/qst/ yet?

I miss all the CYOAs this general used to have

>> No.15450241 [DELETED] 

>>15450238
Our communal well of creative juices has run dry. We can only rely on the sole actions of an indiviaudual to create a good CYOA now.

>> No.15450242 [DELETED] 

>>15450238
CYOA's are shit. I've deleted the ones I did from my pastebin.

>> No.15450244 [DELETED] 

>>15450242
Well you should since all your quests suck ass

>> No.15450245 [DELETED] 

>>15450242
>Deleting things from your Pastebin
Hi Alp/ELH/Bollocks.

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Somewhere out there a MG is super surprised that Lady Shiek was Prince Anon all along.

>> No.15450250 [DELETED] 

>>15450238
I'd rather just do short and sweet greentexts in thread. COYAs have rightfully been kicked out of these threads.

>> No.15450253

>>15450249
Why is that dolly so cute? I just want to hug her forever and ever...

>> No.15450254

>>15450250
That's why I said to make one in the /qst/ board

I wanna see what silly situations you guys could come up with

>> No.15450256 [DELETED] 

>>15450241
>Our communal well of creative juices has run dry
This. Most of this thread is pretty much ded and with no new stories

>> No.15450266

>>15450234
Lesbians outside of porn are shit.

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>>15450253
That's my mom you sick fuck

Pic related
a family portrait of me and my mom

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>story updates and new art are posted in the previous thread(s)
>anons have the nerve to say we have no new content, even when new stuff is posted in the very thread they complain in

>> No.15450273

>>15450128
I'd say bigger than three.

>> No.15450275

>>15450269
Wow, you got a sister? MILF's are fine too, though.

>> No.15450277

>>15450269
Is she going to pleasure herself with his eel?

>> No.15450284

>>15450269
>Living Doll animated by the spirit of an Abomination from beyond the veil or reality
>Gets impregnated by a human
>Gives birth to a creature that can exist directly in both realities
One day I'm actually going to write this, I swear.

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>>15450275
Yeah but she's kinda dead
And also used goods

>>15450277
>He doesn't know Bloodborne
pleb

>> No.15450291

>>15450288
I'm making a joke dear hunter.

>> No.15450303

>>15450272
Ignore it, I think its just "B".

>> No.15450313

>>15450303
Clingy, ugly little bastard ain't he.

>> No.15450318

>>15450272
People just want a reason to claim the threads were better in their day and that the end of times are upon us.

Deliveries by .less, latenight and writers is plenty of content for a thread like this.

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>>15450288
Please do not bully Maria.

No BB2 at E3. Hopefully something at TGS.

>> No.15450321

>>15450272
Maybe they're just referring to CYOAs in particular. That's where the first comment was going.

Though I've yet to read a story really fresh, new and engaging like some where oh so long ago. Maybe it's just because the novelty of this place has worn off.

>> No.15450331

>>15450321
>they

>> No.15450337

Why do I feel like loli Echidnas would be very good for sudden and unexpected first time sex? Is there just something special about throwing her onto her own bed while her huge collection of monster dolls watch you work on giving her a little echidna to complete the collection?

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>>15450320
>Wanting more Bloodsouls/Darkborne
>After DS3's neat Soul of Cinder, and after Bloodborne made the one mistake with its plot any cosmic horror writer should know to avoid

Armoured Core when?
Metal Wolf Chaos 2 when?

>> No.15450339

>>15450331
They Live.

>> No.15450341

>>15450331
Yes. Would you like me to link every post I was referring to in that statement?

>> No.15450342

>>15450288
>she's kinda dead
That's not a problem, anon...

>> No.15450347

>>15450337
>monster doll
Knowing monstergirls, I'm willing to bet those aren't any ordinary stuffed toys.

>> No.15450349

>>15450303
I dont understand why bollocks still hates these threads so much. Doesnt he write for tft now? Isn't he friends with ELH now? I don't get it.

>> No.15450351

>>15450338
>after Bloodborne made the one mistake with its plot any cosmic horror writer should know to avoid

Which one is that?

>> No.15450367

>>15450339
Which monster girl would you get in a protracted slobberknocker with to avoid wearing sunglasses?

>> No.15450379

>>15450367
>Implying I wouldn't wrestle my Abomination waifu in order to fuck her while staring into her real face

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Remember anon, Unicorns are dangerous.

>> No.15450388

>>15450384
I wanna cumflate a unicorn and force her to walk around the mall afterwards while wearing an extra large vibrator.
She's getting a nice dinner afterwards.

>> No.15450389

>>15450351
Obfuscating meaning, purpose and intent. In this case.

We all know that cosmic entities and old gods are incomprehensible to us puny human beings. Wherever we can only glimpse the three-dimensional shadow their higher dimensional form leaves on our universe, or where we can't grasp their intent because it's too big for us to comprehend, and they're so abstract and big.
But you can't go too far with that in a story. There still needs to be something, a metaphorical rock, the reader can latch onto, wherever it's a place or a character, or a bunch of characters. When bad things happen to those, you can empathise, and you feel bad, get scared, whatever. When good things happen or threat is avoided, the reader feels relief and so on.

With Bloodborne, and the true ending with the Moon Presence, you can ask "Is turning into a new Old One a bad thing or a good thing?"
And you can't get a solid answer. It's just a thing which happens? Why? Ask the Moon Presence.
You could say it's a symptom of the less direct Souls storytelling, but even the first Dark Souls cuts it pretty clearly. You link the flame, and continue the cycle of life and eventual undeath, or leave and end it, ushering in an age of Dark. We know enough there, learn enough to understand what the consequences of those things are on a personal level, and that's where you get the moral choice.

With Bloodborne, the most unofficial speculation we've got is that the Moon Presence is acting against the other Old Ones. But to what end? And more importantly, how will it affect us? Or rather, how will that affect the world of Bloodborne on a personal level we can understand, and more importantly, relate to?

I'm kind of struggling with my words tonight, and not really getting my meaning across as well as I'd like, but I hope you see what I'm saying.

>> No.15450390

Which monster girl has the best butt?

>> No.15450395

>>15450367
>Implying I don't constantly wear sunglasses, even indoors and on cloudy says because an infection left my eyes very sensitive to light

>> No.15450397

>>15450389
*In this case, the intent of the true being pulling the strings, the Moon Presence.

Don't know why I forgot to re-add that.

>> No.15450398

>>15450395
Wesker please, don't you have a team of rookies to betray?

>> No.15450399

Uh-oh anon! Your daughteru wants to take an 'Intro to Sexual Torture' class, but since she's still in middle school she needs parental permission before she can enroll.

Do you give it to her?

>> No.15450404

>>15450399
Not until high school.

>> No.15450405

>>15450230
To see what new OC pops up, laugh when shitstorms happen over the minor shit, occasionally write and regret greentexts given you autists devour each other like an orobouros.

>> No.15450409

>>15450405
Okay Shoggocks.

>> No.15450411

>>15450399
Of course! I mean, there probably isn't much that I already haven't taught her or let her experience firsthand, but you never know!

>> No.15450414

>>15450128
Three is the limit. Anything more and someone is getting left out.

>> No.15450417

>>15450399
>Weresheep daughteru learning about an intro to sexual torture.


If she wants, but only on the condition that she studies properly and does her homework.

>> No.15450419

>>15450128
Bigamy is probably as far as I'd go.

>> No.15450425

>>15450399
That's a hard one. I would prefer if she went the gentle femdom path, so I would talk with my waifu about it.

>> No.15450426

>>15450389
But that's the whole point
You clearly lack INSIGHT

The best stories aren't the ones that have definitive conclusions but one that makes you keep guessing even after the end of it

Miyazaki wanted people to keep speculating even after they have finished the game
It's what makes people keep coming back for more

Just ask Nasu/Tite Kubo

GRANT US EYES
GRANT US EYES

>> No.15450428

>>15450399
What kind of school offers a fucking class on sexual torture jesus fuck

>> No.15450431

>>15450428
A Monster Girl oriented one DUH

Do you live under a rock or something?

>> No.15450435

>>15450399
Is that a giving sexual torture class or a receiving sexual torture class?

>> No.15450438

>>15450435
They'd have a unit on both. Students can attend both, but are only required to attend one of their choosing.

>> No.15450443

>>15450428
It's important for mutual safety and enjoyment. Humans are fairly frail, after all.

>> No.15450444 [DELETED] 

>>15450245
I haven't deleted shit in a while now, leave me alone. I also have never done a CYOA, so doubly leave me alone. Too busy riding a fat Chocobo while wanting to do the same to a chubby Jub-Jub

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Let's say, hypothetically, my, uhh, friend woke up earlier than usual to the sound of the shower running, and decided to try and delight the waifu with surprise shower sex. Let's also say, hypothetically, her single aunt was visiting that weekend, something you forgot about because you weren't entirely awake yet. Let's also say the waifu walks in while you-- I mean, my friend was molesting the aunt, who is clearly enjoying it, and is stunned only for long enough to you to try and escape.

Hypothetically, what should my friend do?

>> No.15450453

>>15450399
>>15450438
Ok, so what happens when the students get all horny in the middle of class? I mean, it's an inevitability and that sort of situation is not conducive to a learning environment at all. How would a teacher keep the students engaged and not distracted?

>> No.15450459

>>15450448
Hope a bicorn wanders in to smooth it over with freaky harem magic? Sounds pretty screwed to me.

>> No.15450460

>>15450453
There would be volunteers to test on.

>> No.15450468

>>15450460
But EVERYONE would want to be the volunteer anon, how do you prevent the class disintegrating into a mass-masturbation session/orgy?

>> No.15450469

>>15450409
Nice case of mistaken identity there mate

>> No.15450472

>>15450426
The thing is, what do you guess about for the ending of Bloodborne? Wherever cosmic entity number 1 gets their way and does incomprehensible things, or wherever cosmic entity number 2 gets it instead?
There's no set of rules or consequences, no relatable characters to focus upon when guessing about future events.

>>15450448
Make less cringey posts for a start.

>> No.15450477

>>15450448
Fuck the aunt and see if the waifu loves you enough to stop you.

>> No.15450481

>>15450448
>>15450472

>> No.15450482 [DELETED] 

>>15450444
>Sitting on a Jubjub's back while she's in bondage
I bet the slut would still have heart pupils.

>> No.15450488

>>15450469
So you're just an obscure assblasted faggot then.

>> No.15450490

>>15450448
where are the monster girls

>> No.15450492

>>15450468
Then they could just get more from other classes, or maybe you and the wife could demonstrate.

>> No.15450493 [DELETED] 

>>15450482
Yo Quicksilver_ where you at, we need more Jub.

>> No.15450498 [DELETED] 

>>15450493
I don't want his Jub.

>> No.15450507

>>15450490
Having sex with their husbands?

>> No.15450509 [DELETED] 

>>15450498
I do, she seemed like a real cutie.

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>>15450399
Only if she promises to partner up with her childhood friend who's obviously in love with her.

>> No.15450526 [DELETED] 

>>15450509
Same. I'd probably end up teasing her constantly by rubbing her through her clothes.

>> No.15450543 [DELETED] 

>>15450493
I want quicksilver to do anything. More Jubjub or Hellhounds would be lovely though.

>> No.15450550 [DELETED] 

>>15450526
Yes, as long as he stays true to his 'nothing other than sexy juices in the diaper' promise then I see a lot of potential in where he could go with it. Please come back to us, guy.

>> No.15450552 [DELETED] 

>>15450509
The diaperfaggotry has to go though.

>> No.15450555 [DELETED] 

>>15450488
Or I'm beginning to wonder who would call a man out before throwing him out of a plane first.

>> No.15450560 [DELETED] 

>>15450552
maybe only if he's a weenie like you.

>> No.15450566 [DELETED] 

>>15450552
It's fine, it's reasonable enough considering Jubjubs are always leaking juice.

It's not like he's going into scat territory.

>> No.15450574 [DELETED] 

>>15450550
I can agree with that. I get the whole kneejerk reaction against it to a degree, given the crowds which do actual diaperplay, but what Quicksilver's doing definitely isn't anything like that shit.
I can get behind using those kinds of absorbent undergarments for lewd monsters who can't stop leaking arousal, humilation, and denial, where, especially if they're a girl without hands, they might not be able to get the diaper off. They'd have to rely on you for release, or be at your mercy when you rub them through it, never letting them come, and being unable to climax by gridning against anything.

>> No.15450577 [DELETED] 

>>15450574
Exactly, it's good stuff.

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>>15450560
>>15450566
>>15450574
>anons actively pushing to allow diaper shit

>> No.15450596 [DELETED] 

>>15450588
Except there'd be no 'shit' involved you fuckin whiner.

>> No.15450609 [DELETED] 

>>15450588
>I can't read
>I can't understand the concept of something which isn't either black or white

>> No.15450615 [DELETED] 

>>15450596
>>15450609
>>>/d/

>> No.15450618 [DELETED] 

>>15450574
Truly diaperfags are worse than fatfags

>> No.15450623 [DELETED] 

There's no point in arguing. Some people are just incapable of understanding that diapers don't magically become filled with shit the instant they are put on.

>> No.15450626 [DELETED] 

>>15450588
>>15450615
>>15450618
Oh right, it's the weekend. Of course the shitposters are here.

>> No.15450627 [DELETED] 

>>15450588
>not plugging up all three holes with inflating dildos
Do you even degenerate?

>> No.15450630 [DELETED] 

>>15450596
>>15450609
>>15450626
>"It's totally okay if there's no excrement guys!"
I've seen a game very similar to this one get played back during the Truckercore bullshit.

>> No.15450631 [DELETED] 

>>15450627
>all three holes
>all three
>three
I like the way you think anon.

>> No.15450637 [DELETED] 

>>15450623
And some people don't understand that it doesn't matter if they are: Diapers are /d/-tier trash either way.

>> No.15450638 [DELETED] 

>>15450623
This is the monstergirl thread after all.
For a few years, the environment of the thread has kind of bred this "vanilla or fuck off" attitude. It's self feeding and defies logic or civility. Like the Westboro Baptis Church, or that thought experiment with the monkeys, the ladder, the bananas, and the hosepipe.

>> No.15450645 [DELETED] 

>>15450626
>Only shitposters would complain about my diaper fetish
Do you want your upvote now, or later?

>> No.15450647 [DELETED] 

>>15450623
Diapers have no place no here, take a hike.
>>15450638
>"vanilla or fuck off"
Nigga we can discuss lactating oppai lolis with little issue, it's just that there is also a smidgen of quality control.

>> No.15450649 [DELETED] 

>>15450645
It's not necessarily a fetish of mine, I simply enjoy Quicksilver's work and am very interested to see where he'd take it.

>> No.15450652 [DELETED] 

>>15450647
And Quicksilver wrote a quality story.

>> No.15450653

How quickly does a manticore's tailpussy develop? Can a loli manticore use her tailpussy without issue?

>> No.15450657 [DELETED] 

>>15450649
>Quicksilver
This conversation is now over.

>> No.15450660 [DELETED] 

>>15450652
That's just like, your opinion, man.

He may not be a good writer technical-wise but his ideas and concepts are usually fantastic.

>> No.15450663

>>15450426
Kos, or some say Kosm.

>> No.15450664 [DELETED] 

>>15450652
And he dragged faggots like you in with him.

>> No.15450669 [DELETED] 

>>15450631
>>15450627
>Only 3
>When I can count 7-9 holes where you can do that

Plebs

>> No.15450671 [DELETED] 

>>15450638
>comparing /mgt/ with Westboro
>comparing anything with Westboro

We have surpassed Godwin's Law here. Good luck with this little argument of yours.

>> No.15450672 [DELETED] 

>>15450657
Did you just not read the thread chain before that point? Quicksilver was mentioned way before that.

>>15450664
This statement makes zero sense.
I've been here since these threads were once a week, silly Anon.

>> No.15450676 [DELETED] 

>>15450669
She still needs to breathe man, jesus.

>> No.15450680

>>15450448
What's that from?

>> No.15450683

>>15450653
Manticubs would have a hard time getting the full girth of your cock into their tiny tailpussies, but they could edge you endlessly. That feeling when instead of mouthing your finger, your newborn daughteru kisses your knuckle with her teeny tiny tailpussy before a little 'gao'

>> No.15450684

>>15450653
For some reason, I can imagine her panicking the first time something gets stuck inside of said tail.

>> No.15450688 [DELETED] 

>>15450669
I don't know how you usually wear diapers, but the way I've seen them there's only three holes they're covering.

>> No.15450697 [DELETED] 

>>15450676
>undead waifu
>dildoes filling literally every hole up to and including nostrils and eye sockets
I got a boner now.

>> No.15450703 [DELETED] 

>>15450688
I hear they make really stretchy ones these days.

Really stretchy.

>> No.15450704 [DELETED] 

>>15450688
I never said anything about diapers anon
We were talking about plugging up holes with dildos

>> No.15450708 [DELETED] 

>>15450697
Mah Nigga

>> No.15450712 [DELETED] 

>>15450697
>eye sockets
Just blindfold her man, jesus christ.

>> No.15450714 [DELETED] 

>>15450697
Disgusting

>> No.15450718

>>15450660
Except diaper jub-jub is literally /d/ tier.

>> No.15450723

>>15450718
It's not though.

>> No.15450725 [DELETED] 

>>15450712
But a blindfold won't stimulate her eyepussies, anon.

>> No.15450730 [DELETED] 

>>15450725
gross.

>> No.15450738 [DELETED] 

>>15450730
pleb

>> No.15450751 [DELETED] 

>>15450730
I wish to hotdog my Lich waifu's medial longitudinal fissure and cum all over her most beautiful and lovely part.

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>>15450751

>> No.15450770

There is literally nothing wrong with a witch who loves being treated like a baby by her onii-chan.

>> No.15450778

>>15450770
I'm glad Quicksilver doesn't write shit anymore, but now there are you faggots.

>> No.15450783 [DELETED] 

>>15450725
What happens when you cum from eyepussy dp? Do you see white?

>> No.15450798

>>15450723
It's a shitty diaper fetish from /d/ and /b/, fuck off.

>> No.15450813

>>15450770
Is her milk bottle your penis?

If I wasn't a complete degenerate, I'd probably hesitate before typing that.

>> No.15450823

How would a lich feel about you putting one of her fallen-apart skeletons back together instead of having her do it like normal? Would she be jealous of you giving attention to the skeleton at all?

>>15450813
Sometimes.

>> No.15450845 [DELETED] 

>>15450751
Get the fuck out, right now.

>> No.15450852

>>15450823
Probably.
You'd also end up with a skeleton that has a crush on you.

>> No.15450866 [DELETED] 

>>15450845
>not wanting to make love to your waifu's seat of consciousness
Pleb taste. It's practically the same as fugging her soul for non-Willow girls.

>> No.15450929 [DELETED] 

>>15450845
Fuck off plebeian faggot

>> No.15450936

>>15450680
Majikoi

>> No.15450940 [DELETED] 

>>15450866
>>15450929
You really want guro faggotry to have a place here? Fuck off.

>> No.15450950 [DELETED] 

>>15450940
It's like you live in a world where the concept of humour just doesn't exist.

>> No.15450960 [DELETED] 

>>15450940
I'll take guro over this diaper shit that was being shilled

>> No.15450981 [DELETED] 

>>15450940
Guro has a long and proud history here, newfag.

>> No.15450994 [DELETED] 

>>15450981
Outside on other parts of /jp/ sure, but not these threads.

>> No.15450995 [DELETED] 

>>15450981
>Guro has a long and proud history here, newfag.
As someone who's been here since /a/, just when in the fuck did we accept Guroshit?
I smell a fucking liar.

>> No.15451004 [DELETED] 

>>15450981
Why do you lie

>> No.15451005 [DELETED] 

>>15450751
>longitudinal fissure
>had to google

Talk about a mindfuck

>> No.15451007 [DELETED] 

>>15450995
Harblador's been posting guro for years and literally none of the memehate has even touched on it.

>> No.15451010 [DELETED] 

>>15450981
MGU please go.

>> No.15451014 [DELETED] 

And now we're just falseflagging each other at this point. Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls, and everyone loses out. That includes you too, 007.

>> No.15451024 [DELETED] 

>>15451007
Literally who?

>> No.15451029 [DELETED] 

>>15451007
>Harblador
?

>> No.15451036 [DELETED] 

>>15451007
I only recall loli oni killing some faceless old men and a bunch of abominations, nothing that actually counts as guro.

>> No.15451040 [DELETED] 

>>15451024
>>15451029
How many fucking newfags have we had in the past couple months alone? Holy shit.

>> No.15451043 [DELETED] 

>>15451040
I've been here for years anon, whoever this Harblador guy is seems to have flown completely under my radar.

>> No.15451045

>Go to a nearby store to buy some ingredients to cook for my waifu.
>See a Jub-jub and a guy buying diapers, probably for their baby daughter.
>See a Lich and a guy buying syringes and some knifes.
>I wish my waifu would come shopping with me.

>> No.15451046 [DELETED] 

Rejoice, janitor! This is your time to shine, delete all this meta shit and become the hero you always wanted to be!

>> No.15451049 [DELETED] 

>>15451024
>>15451029
>new blood

>> No.15451052 [DELETED] 

>>15451024
A ded writefag

>> No.15451057 [DELETED] 

>>15451043
Two of his stories used to get mentioned all the time even when there was no new content.

You would literally have to be living under a rock not to at least heard of Komodo-oneechan.

>> No.15451059 [DELETED] 

>>15451052
Ah. He must not have been very good.
Either that or he did something stupid and I just forgot him.

>> No.15451063 [DELETED] 

>>15451057
Oh, that motherfucker. Never bothered to learn what he was called.
Fuck him.

>> No.15451067 [DELETED] 

>>15451043
He'd post consecutive story updates, how the hell did he fly under your radar?

>> No.15451070

>>15449735
Yeah, but he doesn't know that. He's being tricked by a barn animal.

>> No.15451071 [DELETED] 

>>15451063
Oh wow, is that you, pandering-kun?

>> No.15451072 [DELETED] 

>>15451067
By not writing anything I was interested in.
I guess his posts just kinda became white noise in my eyes.

>>15451071
Who? I've been called a few things anon, but that's not one of them.

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>> No.15451122

>>15451116
Such lovely girls

>> No.15451125

>>15451122
And if you want to get her in the mood, you just need to bring out the blowdryer.

>> No.15451126
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>>15451116
I prefer fish.

>> No.15451131

>>15451116
Flow Kelps are adorable.

>> No.15451139

>>15451125
I'd rather keep her soaked and busty.

>> No.15451143
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>>15451116
Seaweed girls a best

>> No.15451148

>>15451116
I just realized that a Flowkelp with glasses would suffer a lot.

>> No.15451149
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Thread just got razed.

>> No.15451151

>>15451149
I want a wanwan with an ultra large rear.

>> No.15451152

>>15451126

I bet a Unagi Joros ear wiggle around when they're happy or something. That'd be cute to see

>> No.15451161

>>15451151
Same

>> No.15451162

>>15451152
Indeed.
Ear wiggling is adorable.

>> No.15451167
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>Be in Wonderland, in need of transport
>Decide to find yourself a stable that offers RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION (tm) run by a Tanuki with pearly white fur
>A crown for an hour's ride, she tells you
>But first, some measurements
>Takes a mold of your cock, telling you it's to keep the beast incensed
>Okay.jpg
>It's been at least an hour now before you're led into the stall where your gallant steed awaits
>It's a massive Jub-Jub with her wings bound to her sides and huge heaving breasts tied almost too erotically
>She has heart pupils, her eyes fixated on a hanging dick-mold on a stick
"Don't worry, Mister Customer. She only has eyes for you now."
>This isn't what I agreed to
>Mount the Jub-Jub, she lets out a "hyaa~"
>Unbeknowest to you, an erection is grinding into the small of her back near her fuwa-fuwa bird booty
>Have to ride the Jub-Jub to the next settlement, using breast squeezes to tell her to go left or right
>This fucking place, man

>> No.15451169

>>15451161
Would she be tall and flat with a rear that makes up for it?
Because thats what I'd want.
I'd massage her rear when she least expects it.

>> No.15451170

>>15451149
Great, now Quicksilver won't see that most rational people want him back.

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>>15451151
I want a Paladin with an ultra large rear.

>> No.15451176

>>15451172
She'd probably have to get her armor custom fitted for her rear.

>> No.15451178

>>15451167
please dont torture the jubs anon, that's rude
and really hot, but mostly rude.

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>>15451162
Ear wiggling/twitching is the cutest.

>>15451149
prefer it over cancerous metashitting 2bh

>> No.15451188

>>15451180
Too true.
Its an honest sign of joy from them.

Even a kuudere can't hide such a thing.

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>>15451167
>It's a massive Jub-Jub with her wings bound to her sides and huge heaving breasts tied almost too erotically
I hope those tits double as mobile milktanks.

>> No.15451194

>>15451170
I just didn't want to say anything. I saw it all anon, don't worry.

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>>15451116
A-AhhhhhH! It's all slimy, wet and cold! Ew ew ew ew ew!

>> No.15451204

>No Jubjub with a personality similar to Ryona from Senran Kagura
It hurts, she even has wings in one of her forms so it's a perfect fit.

>> No.15451205

Thick Wonderland is best Wonderland.

>Lazy clingy Big Sister Chubwocks
>Cuddle Cats begging to be cuddled
>Pudgy Alices begging to be spoiled with sweets from their oniichan
>THICK Mad Hatter and her THICK March Hare friend offering you dessert
>Tubby Jubjubs unable to fly but easy to cuddle
Much better then Fit Wonderland. So laid back and cuddly.

>> No.15451212

>>15451194
aww, neato! Please write again.

>> No.15451219

>>15451193
That Tiny Jub deserves a headpat.

>> No.15451220
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Remember to keep your flow kelp well fed.

>> No.15451221

>>15451205
>Tubby Jubjubs unable to fly
But they can't do that in the first place.

>> No.15451225

>>15451170
I'm glad he's gone.
>>15451205
Fit Wonderland also sounds nice.

>> No.15451229

>>15451205
Don't forget the pudgy Dormice who want you to knead them while you sleep.

>> No.15451231

>>15451205
>No nerdy chubby Cheshire and her nerdy lazy smug friends to cuddle with.
Fuck my life.

>> No.15451235

>>15451212
Today was a bit of a confidence boost, so we'll see if it sticks. No promises yet, but it's likelier than it was before if that means anything to you.

>> No.15451237

>>15451225
Yeah, fit wonderland is pretty good.
Oddest thing is that the two are dimensionally close to each other.


>>15451231
Why not just snag the whole litter?
I'm sure they'd love to cuddle with you.

>> No.15451239

>>15451231
>lazy chubby smug squad

I want to violate them all!

>> No.15451245

>>15451239
Mating presses and cuddles for all of them!

>> No.15451248

>>15451045
I want to read about a wizard who can travel between the different universes of our stories and meets famous characters from these threads.

>> No.15451251

>>15451235
Good to see you're not dead at least. I'll always be holding on to my hope!

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Short-ish, fanned out hair is the best.

>> No.15451261

>>15451239
I'd love to spoil them with snacks and belly rubs.
They'd be the chubbiest smug squad in the realm.

Soon the be the most pregnant squad as well.

>> No.15451263

>>15451260

I prefer long hair myself

>> No.15451271

>>15451237
Anon, I'm not sure I can handle an entire litter of Cheshire sisters. I mean can you imagine that? They'd have all kinds of body types and personalities, and they'd all be super smug!
I don't think my dick could handle it.

>> No.15451274

>>15451260
Fat Elf Butt!

>> No.15451282
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>>15451274
Would Dark Elf Wights have grey skin?

>> No.15451284

>>15451271
>Lazy, deredere sister naps in your chest
>The genki, muscled one sits behind you with her chest pressed against your back
>The slightly tsun one is blushing and looking at your face only to look away whenever you face her, your left arm between her breasts.
>Himidere one is holding hands with your right hand.
>They all want to have your kids first.

>> No.15451291

>>15451126
The Unagi Joro is probably my favorite recent girl.
Ara ara cuddlebug lamia-like mermaid is the best.

>> No.15451293

>>15451271
Instead of being in a liter of smugcats I'd rather be the little brother in a batch of Wocks!

>> No.15451297

>>15451274
I'd love a bunch of fat bottomed elf maids.
Large breasts, thick thighs, and a heaping helping of health would be wonderful as well.

>> No.15451298

Friendly reminder that Jubjubs should always be locked in strict chastity. Otherwise they'll rape you!

>> No.15451305

>>15451298
>chastity
Fuck that, they can break their hymen on their dick the moment they see me.

>> No.15451316

>>15451305
>Implying most Jubjubs still have those
Face it anon, they're so horny that they'd dildo those away at a very young age.

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>>15451291
they'd be pretty squishy too so being coiled up by one would be pretty nice i think

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>>15451291
>>15451321

>MGE girl profile images represent an average member of that species
>Profile Unagi Joro has huge tits
>mfw there are bound to be even more tittymonster Eels out there

>> No.15451326

>>15451316
Only after the age of 10.
Otherwise JubJub chicks would be very giggly and hyperactive with their fluffy downy feathers and incredibly poofy dresses.

>> No.15451329

>>15451284
>Lazy, deredere sister naps in your chest
>The genki, muscled one sits behind you with her chest pressed against your back
>The slightly tsun one is blushing and looking at your face only to look away whenever you face her, your left arm between her breasts.
>Himidere one is holding hands with your right hand.
Excellent. I'm going to assume the Lazy one is chubby, the tsun one is flat with a big ass and the Himedere is busty?
How long until they decide to let fate decide which one of them gets my kids first by taking turns fucking me until they get pregnant?
Also, why isn't there a Kuudere with thick thighs in there too?

>> No.15451328

>>15451323
Sushi rice is really sticky, she's gonna need a bath after laying tied to a bed of it.

>> No.15451331

>>15451316
They'd dildo those away before they're even hatched

Them Humpty Dumpties man

>> No.15451336

>>15451323
What happens If I break that seaweed tying her down?

>> No.15451338

>>15451326
>Only after the age of 10.
That's like 5 years too old man, this is Jubjubs we're talking about.

>>15451331
See? Poor Jubs are cursed to never have cherries.

>> No.15451339

>>15451328

She doesn't seem to care much

>> No.15451340

>>15451339
I care, I hate messes.

>> No.15451342

>>15451336
She scoops you up and forces your face into her massive chest.

>> No.15451344

>>15451235
Day you start writing again, I'll throw my constructive criticism and opinions at you, should you ever ask for such a thing. Right now I'm trying to review 41 Pastebin stories all together, so I guess this is my life now.
I'll help however you want, if you want.

>> No.15451346

>>15451342
>(Muffled 'It smells like Eel in here!')

>> No.15451347

>>15451321
I almost forgot about their literal softness. Being coiled up by one would be absolutely sublime.

>>15451323
Such boobage would be a glorious sight to see, but I'm not sure if I would be able to handle it.

>> No.15451350

>>15451344
That is much appreciated anon, but I won't burden you with more at the moment since 41 is a hole fucking lot of stories to review, holy shit. That's admirable stuff right there too, thanks for the offer!

>> No.15451351

>>15451346
i-is that a bad thing?

>> No.15451355

>>15451235
No more diapers you fucking faggot.

>> No.15451360

So if you give a sock to your Kiki does that mean she's free?

>> No.15451363

>>15451360
A Kiki is not a House Elf!

>> No.15451362

>>15451360
>'Mastah has given Kiki a sock! Kiki is free!'
Would that be considered something like marriage?

>> No.15451365

>>15451329
Yes on all the body types.

As for the kuudere....
She's reading a book on romance about how to approach you.

>> No.15451369

>>15451355
Rude.

>> No.15451370

>>15451347
I need all the big boob monster girls!

Preferably the Himedere ones. Oh heck, gimme the tsundere and kuudere ones too.

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>> No.15451379

>>15451374
Oh my, this Eel sure is persistent.

>> No.15451381

>>15451374
Why's she got a ladle? Please don't tell me she's going to bop me on the head with it.

>> No.15451389

>>15451374
Is she fantasizing about wooing me over and asking me to be her boyfriend by cooking a delicious meal? If so, then that very kind of her and sounds like a lovely way to spend time together as we learn about one another.

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>>15451360
It's MG-land, where everything is a sexualized version of things, so it would have to be either stockings or pantyhose instead of socks.

>> No.15451399

>Some chick is doing a Rachnera Cosplay
Damn that is a big...thing.

https://twitter.com/mcbourbonnais1/status/746453356273672192

>> No.15451400

>>15451374
Hey baby, what's cookin'? Seriously, what's the ladle for?
But man, Unagis wouldn't even have to try to nab me. They seem like the type who would fluster me in an instant.

>> No.15451401

>>15451392
I thought the implication here was that it'd be one of your socks.

>> No.15451402

>>15451399
Gross. Go to the MonMusu threads for that shit.

>> No.15451406

>>15451193
That's your nourishment bonus for choosing to ride her. Though she may take some 'fuel' of her own to get her back in riding spirits if you know what I mean.

>> No.15451409

>>15451399
>3DPD

>> No.15451410

>>15451400
She'll probably scoop some eel mucus to put on the soup.

>> No.15451421

>>15451401
What if its your fap sock?

>> No.15451426

>>15451399
Yeah, it's being posted there with updates on the Monmusu thread for a while. It's an impressive piece for sure, and she looks like she can cosplay Rach fairly well besides.
I wonder if the limbs have any articulation.

>> No.15451428

>>15451421
I bet she'd like that even more.

>> No.15451441

>>15451399
Neat.

>> No.15451443

>>15451421
>Implying my waifu's pantyhose isn't already my fap sock
>Even when she's wearing it
>Especially when she's wearing it

>> No.15451450

>>15451323

>MGs who already have big tits having members of in their kind having bigger tits

Oh the possibilities

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Cursed swords are for ______

>> No.15451461

>>15451399
>French Canadian
It's cute that she thinks she's people.

>> No.15451465

>>15451458
Pawning off.

>> No.15451467

>>15451458
Wasn't she a part of a filler arc or some shit?

>> No.15451471

>>15451458
Identifying and blessing so you can use it without problems.

>> No.15451480

>>15451467
I'm pretty sure that the author designed all of them though. And her presence in the manga makes her canon.

>> No.15451521
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>Cooking sweet potatoes in a bonfire

If only the fire was from my waifu.

>> No.15451522

>>15451458
>Mangapanda

>> No.15451535

>>15451521
Cum in the fire, give it your mark, and the mark of your waifu by proxy.

>> No.15451544

>>15451535
But my family is here with me, I don't think they will understand.

>> No.15451556
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>>15451544
If your family isn't willing to accept the love you and your waifu share, they aren't worth being around.

>> No.15451559

>>15451467
Kubo actually designed all the spirits for the show as to what they look like canonically. She's still sword waifu.

>> No.15451578

>>15451443
You my nigga.

>> No.15451582

>>15451556
The fire just died out, but the one from our passion is still burning. I'm gonna tell my family!

>> No.15451591

>>15451458
>Not the niggastream version
pleb taste ther famalam

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>> No.15451599

>>15451591
They delete chapters that aren't the past two or three.

>> No.15451601

how about a MGT booru?

>> No.15451604

>>15451601
what about it?

>> No.15451605

>>15451604
I think it might be a nice idea to have one here.

>> No.15451607

>>15451601
Why? Most of the art made here is already saved on other sites.

>> No.15451616

>>15451601
Sorry, but we must discourage the spread of fanfiction as much as possible

>> No.15451633

How does mgt feel about multi-heads?

>> No.15451638

>>15451633
Nah.

>> No.15451641

>>15451633
Depends on execution, as the Cerberus Hellhound variant discussed not too long ago sounded neat.

>> No.15451653

>>15451599
You can find them uploaded in other sites too
Like Mangafox

>> No.15451654

>>15451633
This question reminds me of how comparatively vanilla KC's works tend to be, in that seemingly most of his girls are cosplay-tier; effectively humans with monster bits on top

I'm a bit worried that it may have caused /mgt/ to be increasingly vanilla over time, to the point it won't accept anything really monster-ish.

>> No.15451662

>>15451653
manga.madokami.al used to be a pretty good option for reading and downloading manga, but it's been ages since I've used the site, and I think it requires a password to access.

>> No.15451664

How can I convince Druella to have a stable, loving, long term monogamous relationship with me?

>> No.15451666

Favorite MG and favorite outfit for her?

>> No.15451667

>>15451633
What about multieyes?

>> No.15451668
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>>15451654
Are you forgetting that the likes of Flayers, Mucus Toads, and Shogs exist? Did you completely dismiss that Shoggoth stuff from earlier.

>> No.15451672

>>15451654
Which works are you referring to? Because I don't consider rape and complicated rape anatomy to be vanilla.

>> No.15451673

>>15451666
Crow Tengu and her basic outfit. Or a Nazi uniform.

>> No.15451675

>>15451666
Kobold in a latex catsuit!

>> No.15451678

>>15451666
cockatrice and P.E. uniform

>> No.15451683

>>15451666
A Kiki in a bikini

>> No.15451687

>>15451666
A Kejourou in her usual outfit. Cheongsams and Sundresses are also good options

>> No.15451691

>>15451666
Vampire in a classical dress

>> No.15451693

>>15451666
Familiar and spats

>> No.15451697

>>15451666
Dragon in chinese dress is a classic and I love it.

>> No.15451703 [SPOILER] 
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What happens if future tech Monster girls come after us in 2017?

>> No.15451706

>>15451668
>Shoggoths
Not really more monsterous than your average slime. Possibly less so, since they try to transform into humanoids and mimic clothing.

>Mucus Toads
Not really monsterious, in my opinion, at least not more so than Cu Sith. Just a humanoid girl with different skin texture and minor monster accessories (like the tongue).

>Flayers
Pretty mild. Again, most generally humanoid-looking than their generic counterpart, Scyllia.

Really monsterish stuff is that which breaks the mostly standard humanoid mold. Multiple heads, detachable limbs, extra mouths, quadruple arms, etc. KC has strongly avoided the breaking of the humanoid mode, with the exception of demi-humans (arachne, mermaids, etc.)

>> No.15451707

>>15451666
Anubis in a steamy, clingy towel.
Or a white one piece swimsuit.
Or a cheongsam.
Or bike shorts and a sports bra.

>> No.15451712

>>15451706
True I guess. Even the monsters that shouldn't really be humanoid, like slimes, all take humanoid forms. And they all do conform to human anatomy... I don't think any have extra/fewer limbs, heads, breasts, or any other bits except those animal hybrid types you mentioned.

Hell, we don't even have any humanoids that break normal humanoid proportions, like a slenderwoman. From onis to fairies, they all have the relatively same proportions in terms of body (except breasts, basically).

>> No.15451717

>>15451666
Wurm in a business suit that is way too small!

>> No.15451720

>>15451706
Cancer is probably the most 'monstrous' girl we've gotten so far. Majority of her body mass is made up of pure monster even though the focus is obviously on the human part.

>> No.15451721

>>15451374
I wanna get tenderly and lovingly dominated by an Ara ara eel!

>> No.15451725
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Some new book profiles just got posted on redux, the first ones done from MGE volume 1 in quite some time.

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>> No.15451729

>>15451666
A Kikimora in a modest, ankle length maid dress.
With really slutty underwear and a butt plug.

>> No.15451731
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The main issue with baphomet complex other than the amateur writing is how the little sister was immediately rendered a mindless sex zombie who resorted to rape instead of a more gentle approach.

>> No.15451737

>>15451731
But men want to be raped.

>> No.15451743

>>15451737
I want to be loved anon not raped

>> No.15451744

>>15451737
>lying on the internet
Once again, you've brought shame upon yourself.

>> No.15451745
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>>15451731
Well immediately after transformation most people in KC's setting tend to be pretty rape happy. Its not till later that they get some control over themselves.

And here's the orc book profile.

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And lastly the pixie book profile. This one is almost a full rewrite from the original.

>> No.15451757

I preferred when the chimera was just an idea for a mishmash of different monsters that we would talk about, instead of a set MG

>> No.15451762

>>15451757
I like the multiple personality aspect, but the meat pauldrons are dumb.

>> No.15451766

>>15451737
Shut up DORKella

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>>15451757
If you mean KC's chimaera, it outright says there is not a set look for them. The one in the profile is just the most common combination they have.

>> No.15451775

>>15451737
True that

>> No.15451784

>>15451762
The pauldrons are probably made of mana rather than true flesh, hence why they seem to glow and become transparent on parts of her.

>> No.15451796

>>15451725
Nightmares are so goddamn adorable. I love 'em.

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>>15451745
Mmm, that description is diamond. I'll take five please!

>> No.15451799

>>15451737
I agree with >>15451743 I will only allow tender loving after they win my heart.

>> No.15451813

Fairies seem to be very impractical waifus. On the other hand, I want to have so many fairy daughterus with my wife that it looks like a living cloud of them.

>> No.15451822

>>15451774
Chimera tries her best to look and act tough but she's actually a big cute softie who loves to cuddle!

>> No.15451823

>Z-Ton marketing a centaur samurai figurine
>Complete with bouncy rocket tits and possible horse-pussy
Neat.

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No love for Xelvy's girls?

Fucking plebeians all of you

>> No.15451839

>>15451829
Meh.

>> No.15451840

>>15451666
>Favorite MG
Anubis
>and favorite outfit for her?
In no particular order:
Casual comfy t-shirt and shorts
Smart charcoal skirt, white shirt, and sweater
Cosplaying and Kaoru Tanamachi
A white one-piece swimsuit
Cosplaying in a fortified suit
Nude in a deep-v coverall to show her cleavage and pelvis
Obeying workshop safety regulations in a properly worn coverall, with goggles, custom earmuffs, and steel-toed paw boots
In a rose-adorned purple ballgown
In a smart-casual button-up shirt and trousers
Wearing nothing, in all her pure and naked perfection
A white shirt, charcoal miniskirt, and pantyhose
Wearing a cheongsam, and just a little curvier than normal
Cosplaying as Tharja
Full plate armour, with an open helm to show off her cute smile
In a lovely slim evening dress complimented with elbow-length silk gloves
A white summer dress and sunhat
Clinging towl after stepping out of a bath, shower, swim, or soak in a hot spring
Translucent, skintight bodystocking
A tasteful black dress with a collar-crossing strap, and a small green choker to match her eyes
In a wedding dress, with a ring on the digit of her left paw, or on a necklace around her throat
In a practical, realistic space suit, like one from Planetes
In a baggy pair of tracksuits, a sweater so big that two people could fit into it at once, with a hime cut, side-bangs, and hair done up in a ponytail
Spats and sports bra with a cute sweat bandana around her head
Naked apron
Not naked apron where she's wearing a bandana like this http://imgur.com/a/YF0LB and has flour on her paws from baking. Cookie dough on the tip of her nose to lick off is optional
Transparent white lingerie that looks light enough to float away on a breath
Flight jumpsuit
Flight suit like the one Malik from Deus Ex has
Naked, but wrapped up in a big roll of thick duvets like an anubis tortilla, with only her feet and face showing
Full body rubber/latex bodysuit
Godzilla kigurumi
White robes, in the traditional ancient Egyptian style
Casual sweater, skirt and pantyhose for home wear
Cosplaying as Ken Marinaris
Cosplaying as Jehuty
Cosplaying as Anubis
Dressed in cute, conservative button-up pyjamas
Draped in one of my shirts, with dishevelled hair and a sleepy look on her face
Egyptian casual garb, a cloth top to conceal her breasts but show her midriff, and a white linen skirt, all decorated tastefully with gold

I could keep going, but I think you get the idea.

>> No.15451845

>>15451840
I bet she is happy for having a loving husband like you.

>> No.15451849
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>>15451667
Got you covered fampire.

>>15451641
Explain further.

>> No.15451853

>>15451703
I've already had Prophetic dreams of the End of Man and using complex mathematical formulas have found out that that day is infact sometime in late 2017

But we'll already be in World War 3 some time between now and THAT DAY anyway

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>>15451840

>> No.15451858
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>>15451840

>> No.15451875
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>>15451840
>In a rose-adorned purple ballgown
Hey that one's mine.

>Clinging towel after stepping out of a bath, shower, swim, or soak in a hot spring
Fantastic taste. They all are, really an Anubis in anything, but this is especially a favorite of mine.

>Transparent white lingerie that looks light enough to float away on a breath
And in the case of that one lovely image set, actually is.

>Mecha Musume Cosplay
We desperately need that.

>Cosplaying as Tharja
And this.

>Draped in one of my shirts, with dishevelled hair and a sleepy look on her face
And this. Even more desperately.
I don't even own a button-up white shirt dammit...

But really, way to outdo me. I only listed like, my top 4. Also just a quick addendum to that...sci-fi-style space bodysuit. One of all too few outfits that I've successfully had drawn.

>> No.15451889

Hey, is there somewhere that has all of the official MGE pictures like the one from
>>15451798 before it was blackbox'd

>> No.15451892

>>15451731
Making word clouds of your own stories is fun, interesting, and somewhat educational.

>> No.15451896

>>15451743
>>15451799
Tender raping?

>> No.15451899

>>15451666
Holstaur, sweater dress.
>>15451840
Jesus fuck.

>> No.15451902

>>15451896
is that even a thing?

>> No.15451911

>>15451902
She drugs you so she doesn't need to be rough?

>> No.15451914

>>15451889
http://exhentai.org/g/379643/26db4e47a5/

>> No.15451916

>>15451911
no, just no

>> No.15451922

>>15451916
No is just another way of saying yes.

>> No.15451925

>>15451675
KDF you're silly

>> No.15451927

>>15451916
Why not?

>> No.15451928

>>15451914
bless your soul friend

>> No.15451932

>>15451928
There are more sub images in each book that's been released, just search KC using the artist tag.

>> No.15451933
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>>15451902
http://exhentai.org/g/947844/3af2b4395b/

>> No.15451934

>>15451933
Wow, didn't know she was in doujins that weren't NTR or gangrape.

>> No.15451936

>>15451925
I hope you mean silly in a good way anon!

>> No.15451938

>>15451916
Hypnosis?

>> No.15451943

>>15451936
eh, you're alright so I guess so.

>> No.15451948

>tfw no Chimera waifu
>No genki tomboy personality
>No quiet, shy personality
>No extremely possessive and potentially violent personality
>No intolerably lewd personality
Someone, anyone, end my suffering.

>> No.15451971

>>15451948
Your waifu is a crazy nutjob!

>> No.15451986

>>15451971
She also gives crazy blowjobs

>> No.15452010
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>>15451849
>Explain further.

>> No.15452019

>>15451856
>>15451858
>>15451899
My autistic degree of love for my anubis waifu is like a volcano. Always bubbling away and building pressure, occasionally erupting into words on this thread.

>>15451845
I hope she is. Not a day goes by I don't think about her in whatever way. Talking with her, holding her, resting in her lap, sitting and reading beside her, massaging her scalp, and so on. Marrying her, carrying her away to our honeymoon, fathering children with her, entering the afterlife with her, etc. Just everyday things.

>>15451875
I know you got the purple ballgown from Mono, I'm thankful for that. I mentioned it because I think it's a great look too. Maybe the towel will have to be the next anubis commission to be made.
Also, how can you not own a white shirt? I understand that it's very possible to live without one, but it just seems like one of those things you always just have at least one of, just in case you need it.

>> No.15452020

>>15451986
But how would you trigger her personality change? What if one day you came home to a crazily yandere waifu when you left with a genki one?

>> No.15452040
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Apparently this is going to be the cover of Regura's next doujin

>> No.15452044
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>>15452010
>Posting something that faggot did over an actual explanation

>> No.15452051
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15452051

Teeny tiny, itty bitty, super small wan-wan!

>> No.15452065

>>15452051
It's probably noisy and has an attitude.
Unless it's a puppy, in which case she's adorable.

>> No.15452072

>>15452065
It looks like a puppy to me. She still has to grow into her collar!

>> No.15452083

>>15452065
I think she'd be a puppy. I headcanon that newborn Kobolds/Werecats/other fur-covered animals come out of their mothers with much more hair than humans do. Mostly because a bald-headed baby with huge fuzzy ears would look fuckin weird, but it also makes some sort of sense too.

>> No.15452088

>>15452083
I can get behind that headcanon.
>>15452072
Why is she wearing a collar without any tags anyways?

>> No.15452091

>>15452051
Gonna pamper that wan with ear scritches.

>> No.15452095

>>15452051
Little puppers get little pats

>> No.15452099

>>15452088
>Why is she wearing a collar without any tags anyways?
I don't know man, maybe she's too young for them?

>> No.15452106

>>15452099
What if she gets lost, and can't remember your contact information?

>> No.15452110

>>15452088
>I can get behind that headcanon.
Something else I like to believe is that baby monstergirls come out more mature/aged than people babies. Mot anything crazy, but enough to where they actually exhibit non-angry-disgusting-potato qualities. It's really just because I fucking hate newborns, but yeah.

>> No.15452113

>>15452106
>letting your newborn daughteru get lost
What the fuck is wrong with you, Anonymous?

>> No.15452120

>>15452113
Alright, you have a point there. She's not going to wander off like a dog, and won't be left alone.

>> No.15452123

>>15452083
Even human babies can be born with lots of hair anon. Pretty common if the kid isn't early.

>> No.15452125

>>15452120
Exactly. And she's probably far too young to talk, let alone remember anything except maybe the faces of her parents.

>> No.15452133

>>15452123
Well you learn something new every day. Personally, I get consumed with autistic rage every time I even see a kid who is young enough to still not be potty trained so I tend to avoid them, but that's just me being an autist.

>> No.15452144

>>15452133
I dunno, little kids seem to like me, even babies. Only little kids I can't stand are the little girls who never learned that screaming like they are being murdered is not an appropriate noise for having fun. And even the last one of those I saw wasn't bad because her grandma dragged her out of the store and beat her ass. Old ladies still know how to do it right.

>> No.15452151

>>15452051
I wanna dick it!

>> No.15452152

>>15452051
I'd love to sit that little pup in my lap and stroke her hair while she naps.

>> No.15452159

>>15452151
no, you'll hurt her!

>> No.15452161

>>15452159
She's a monstergirl, she'll stretch!
She'll be fine!

>> No.15452173

>>15452161
it will still hurt!
don't bring pain to the little wan-wan!
only headpat and love anon!
at least wait till she is of age.

>> No.15452177
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15452177

Why is she so small?

>> No.15452179

>>15452173
It'll only hurt for a second, I promise! Then it'll feel really good and she'll forget about the pain! I want to make her my baby wan-slut!

>> No.15452184

>>15452177
She lies about her height? That is not an accurate picture of that height difference so she must be lying about her height.

>> No.15452185
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>>15452179
NO!

>> No.15452192

>>15452185
Yes!

>> No.15452195

KDF you stop this degeneracy right now.

>> No.15452196

>>15452177
Why do I keep forgetting the name of this series? Fuck.

>> No.15452198

>>15452019
>Spoiler
Iunno.

Actually I think I might have one that was hoisted onto me. A hand-me down from a grandfather or uncle that my aunt thought would might benefit me when I was recovering from surgery.

>> No.15452199

>>15452195
It's definitely not me anon, I'm a degenerate but I sure a shit wouldn't fuck a newborn.

>> No.15452202

>>15452177

I'm pretty sure the author didn't state her height. Particularly since in Japan they use the metric system.

That said, she is fucking tiny. Like 8-year-old short.

>> No.15452204

>>15452195
I'm trying to tell him to stop but he won't

>> No.15452206

>>15452199
Good then. My single shred of respect that I have for you is still intact.

>> No.15452212

>>15452195
>>15452204
I'm not him! I just want to dick the cute!

>> No.15452218
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>>15451892
But what does it mean!?

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>>15451666
yeti in a sweater

>> No.15452222

>>15452202
>That said, she is fucking tiny. Like 8-year-old short.
Perfect dick sucking height.

>> No.15452223

>>15452195
The KC-approved (TM) age of sexual development is ten, according to the world guide book.

You know you've over the deep-end when even KC wouldn't approve of that.

I'm looking at you, Quicksilver.

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>>15444955
1.Dragon Types
2.Lilim/Demon
3.Vampire
4.Salamander/Lizardman
5.Inari/Hellhound

Really hard to narrow it down, but these goddamn sexy monsters make it difficult

>> No.15452233

>>15452204
It's not me anon.

>>15452206
I'll take it? I guess it's better than nothing at all.

>> No.15452236

>>15452010
I'd probably enjoy these variants more if they didn't reek of Shoggocks' faggotry.

>> No.15452245

>>15452010
>>15452236

So what kind of hound would be in the deepest circle of hell, where they keep all those fucking awful neutrals?

Hyper-Kuudere Neutround? Beigehound?

>> No.15452248

>>15444955
1-Dragon
2-Hellhound
3-Salamander
4-Hinezumi
5-Oni

Stupid ass fire, burning with a passion in my heart

>> No.15452251

>>15452218
>put all my old stories into a word cloud generator
>realize I use the word 'around' way too fucking much
>also use 'just' a lot too
Well, I guess it's something to look out for now, neato.

>> No.15452258

>>15452245
>he has not read Dante
The neutrals are just outside the first circle as I recall. Probably cu sith. Kobolds are delightful and probably end up in the First Circle to comfort the assorted philosophers.

>> No.15452260

>>15452223
I don't have an excuse for you anon, I'm sorry.

>> No.15452266

>>15452260
The punishment for your crime is to write more of it, if you can find the time once life stops hitting you in the nads.

>> No.15452270

>>15452266
I can accept that anon, I'll do my best to make it up to you.

>> No.15452286
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>>15451745
It just seems to unfortunate that converts don't get to have a gentle and romantic first time. Even Mimiru, who was converted into a witch partially with the goal of instilling her with childish innocence, ended up having her ass violated while pissing herself as her first sexual experience with her onii-chan.

>> No.15452294
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15452294

How old is your waifu anyway? Is she younger, same age or older than you?

Maybe she is your 8 year old relative? Or maybe a ultimate CC 250 year old Dragon?

>> No.15452301

>>15452286
...I get your point, but frankly that's kinda my fetish, and such I really now think I aught to go back and read that Fallen Brides book.

>> No.15452317

>>15452223
>The KC-approved (TM) age of sexual development is ten, according to the world guide book.

Wait, that means KDF is a degenerate too, that makes both my favorite writefags.
Aww man, that must mean I'm also a degenerate.
feels bad man.

>> No.15452324

>>15452317
Everyone is a degenerate anon, there comes a time where you just have to accept it!

>> No.15452330

>>15452294
3 years younger

>> No.15452331
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>>15452245
Neutrals are in the first circle of Hell, Anon. The basic synopses of the Sins in order are:

First - Neutrality/Innocence/No knowledge of God; Limbo

Second - Lust

Third - Gluttony

Fourth - Greed

Fifth - Wrath/The City of Dis

Sixth - Heresy

Seventh - Violence

Eighth - The Malebolge/Fraud

Ninth - Treachery

Each of the punishments for the sins progressively gets worse as Alligheri ventures deeper into the bowels of Hell, until he comes upon Lake Cocytus in the Ninth Circle. Here, instead of fire and brimstone it's ironically a land of perpetual cold and darkness to show the complete seperation from YHWH.

Enshrined or imprisoned, however you want to look at it is Lucifer himself. Forever feasting on the prime three greatest traitors for all of eternity from three different faces. The three traitors themselves being Brutus, Cassius, and Judas Iscariot.

When I had done those variants I had done them pretty much based on what the setting of each circle would entail, though to be honest the only change I'd really make is the Hellhounds of the Phlegethon in Wrath being more like Dire Hellhounds/Berserkers with red skin since nearly every damned in the river itself thrash and do harm to each other if memory serves.

>> No.15452337

>"Aah Here it is So much inside Mimiru So much cummm It's shooting into me, pew, pew Mmm, aah, aaahhn"'
It is only through demonic magic that somebody could maintain an erection while fucking this.

>> No.15452339
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Sea bishops are cute!
I want to marry one while she wears a wedding dress swimsuit!

>> No.15452341

>>15444955
1. Kitsune
2. Angels
3. Wolfgirls
4. Dragon
5. Dullahan

>> No.15452350

>>15452294
Mine is about ten years older then me. She would think of herself as an old lady but I'd think she's more like a cool older sister.

>> No.15452353

>>15452337
What is it with little Japanese girls and talking about themselves in the third person? Why do they do this?

>> No.15452355

>>15452294
Personally, I really like the idea of of having a very long lived waifu is around the same age as you.

>> No.15452356

>>15452339
>a wedding dress swimsuit!
What's that?

>> No.15452359

>>15452339
Now this is a man I can agree with, I wonder if her wedding dress swimsuit would work better as a one piece or two piece? also i bet it hugs her body really well since it's underwater or possibly fans out by floating around her almost like she's wearing a moon jellyfish around her body. Either way that ideas is very cute, much like the Sea Bishop herself.

>> No.15452360

>>15452353
Because it makes them seem childish.

>> No.15452361

>>15452359
>jellyfish dress
Now that's an idea

>> No.15452362

>>15452360
I've never met a single kid who does that. Ever.

>> No.15452384

>>15452361
indeed I like to think that there is a type wedding dresses for aquatic monster girls made and inspired by sea slimes. The dress would flow and dance along the ocean currents just like a sea slime, even having bioluminescence on it in a variety of distant patterns to truly help make the girl standout from everyone and show just how happy the girl is that her big day has finally arrived.

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Have you remembered to touch your cows today, anons?

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>>15444955

>> No.15452406

>>15452393
No, I don't have a cute holstaurus to touch or date. where does one go to find a cute holstaurus to ask out on a date and if it goes well, form a strong relationship due to strong chemistry?

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A dancing Maratus personatus spidergirl or spiderboy

>> No.15452418

>>15452331
Some minor correction, ye refined gentleman of bony taste.

Fifth - The sorrowful/despaired
Sixth- The City of Dis/Heretics
Seventh - The Wrathful

>> No.15452421
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>>15452406
Take a drive through farm country or go down to your local farmer's market. You're bound to stumble across one or two.

>> No.15452423

>>15452413
>requesting shit when when no one is taking requests
>requesting monsterboy stuff in the monstergirl thread
Fuck off retard.

>> No.15452428

>>15452418
>Fifth, the Sorrowful
They're the Wrathful, strangling on the anger they feel in the waters of the river. They aren't piteous in the slightest.

Seventh is Violence in all forms; Against Others, Yourself, and God.

>> No.15452429

>>15452421
>still no cowtipping league with holsts

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>>15452294

>> No.15452443

>starting to like the idea of alraune thornpussy
what is wrong with me

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>>15444787
Gotta git gud and /fit/

>>15444782
No problemo man o/

>> No.15452451

>>15452443
Thought that was "therapy" or "therapist" for a sec there

>> No.15452452

>>15452177
Series name?

>> No.15452455

>>15452449
A marvelous bunny.

>> No.15452460

Did the one anon who said he would read through my stories ever post again? Thread is far to big to sift through on a fucking phone that's more moody than a Dragon daughteru that didn't get what she wanted for her birthday.

>> No.15452461

>>15452421
BIG
BOUNCING
BOVINE
BREASTS

>> No.15452462

>>15452428
It's actually a mix of both. The angry are fighting among themselves on top while the sullen and depressed are drowning below. I still remember my Divine Comedy, in spite of the verse.

Also, off topic, but isn't it a little redundant to separate the angry and the violent? That, and I'm reminded of a sort-or recent modern reimagining that adds IIRC Heinrich Himmler to the lucky set of traitors that are Satan's eternal snack.

>> No.15452466

>>15452449
Snibako is really doing a good job working on his faces, isn't he?
It's cute.

>> No.15452468

>>15452421
They seem like a couple of friendly girls, though I'm not sure I can date both of them. Would they be okay with me dating both of them, otherwise I'll have to choose only one since I wish to cause problems between them?

>> No.15452475

>>15451829
I would. And then I'd write a tell-all book about it.

THE WHYBONER CHRONICLES: A Tale of Strange Holes and Awkward Self Discovery.

>> No.15452476

>>15452449
I really want more muscle dragon. But at the same time, I feel like other girls should get more art too.

Good work by the way.

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>>15452468
Cows are totally chill, they'd be more than happy with you dating just one of them. Though if you ever decide to double-dip, I'm sure they wouldn't object. Herd mentality and all that.

>> No.15452480

>>15452462
Yes, it's kind of redundant, but at the same time it's still an epic poem and not necessarily canon to whatever beliefs people hold. I had originally just thought of those variations since they'd just be flavouring to the Hellhounds but if people hate them because of who I am that's their prerogative. I won't tell people how to love their waifus.

I remember a modern re-imagining where the heretics or something were forced into like mascot costumes and a politician was in a fucking Miss Buttersmith one. I chortled.

>> No.15452485

>>15452478
I love those shortstack holsts.

They look so friendly and cuddly.

>> No.15452496

Just got an idea: a girl is infected with demonic energy and will turn into a monster. She is thrown in front of the man who she has feelings for, and he is given the choice to take her while she is still human, or to let her take him as a monster.

>> No.15452502

>>15452478
Well since both of them were so polite about answering my question, I'll date both the cuties shortstack cows and make sure both receive an equal amount of my love so neither will ever feel left out. We can now head out on our first date to help get to know each other better, I think sharing some homemade dinner together with them at my house will make for a good first date.

>> No.15452507

>>15443482
June is the type that balks at the idea of having friends, but secretly deep down wishes she did have them.

>> No.15452510

So you get a harem of monster girls, what do you want?
It can be characters or just species.
unsealed tamamo mgq
Alice
Alma
Granberia
holstaurus mge

>> No.15452518

>>15452294
Around my age. Or at least the equivalent for her species.

>> No.15452521

>>15452294
I'd say about 5 years younger.

>> No.15452529

>>15452294
At least a couple hundred. Ancient knowledge turns me on.

>> No.15452534

>>15452510
I'll go with:
1. Rip Van Winkle
2. Seras
3. Lala
4. Narumeia
5. Flowkelp

>> No.15452539

>>15452294
I prefer around my age or even a few years older than me, but I won't turn down a 500 year old super CC

>> No.15452543

>>15452510
Scylla, Unagi, Mermaid, Merrow, and either Sea Bishop or Kelp

>> No.15452544

>>15452460
Yeah, but he said he is reading a lot of stuff too.

>> No.15452545

>>15452510
3x Kitsune Sisters. I consider all other options verboten.

>> No.15452559

Would it be stupid to have a monster girl that, among routes, can be created when a girl with too much "potential" is subjected to a lower level monsterization, but ends up awakening as something else instead.

>> No.15452561

>>15452510
-A Kikimora
-A Shoggoth
-A Succubus
-Mutio from Blue Sub 6

...or, I could get them all with a doppleganger/shapeshifter

>> No.15452576

>>15452534
Rip Van Winkle and Seras are just...mmf. I once knew a 3DPD who looked just like Seras, too bad she was a bitch. Good taste anon

>> No.15452579

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for the dourmice on the corner.
They know kung fu and will put you down so it's easier to cuddle you.

>> No.15452580

>>15452510
Fate Tamamo
MGQ Tamamo
Ran Yakumo

>> No.15452589

>>15452510
FSN Medea
FSN Tomamo
Seras
Lala

>> No.15452594

>>15452576
Can't go wrong with a couple cutie vampires like them and each of them have great unique things about them I like. Seras is adorable, extremely busty, able to hold her own in a fight really well, and has an adorable accent that makes my heart explode with joy. Rip Van Winkle on the other hand is tall, has freckles, wears glasses, and possesses an extremely beautiful singing voice I could listen to all day/ night long. There is many more reasons I love Seras and Rip Van Winkle, but those are just a few reasons I love them and are both top waifu material in my opinion.

>> No.15452598

>>15452544
Ain't that just grand.
Guess I have to wait some more. At least I finally finished my current chapter of writefaggotry that waon't be on the net until I get a computer again! AT PAGE 216 FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF MARA.
My hand hurts, but at least the party is out of the pyramid and left the bad guy outside waiting. Now I can do the next part, and the part after that, and that part after that...

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>>15452485
Compact and more portable!

>> No.15452605
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>>15452510

MGQ Alice
Ilias
Seaport Hime
Midway Hime
MGE Dragon
Druella
MGE Hellhound
This Shirohebi

There's a lot more I'd like to add but I feel 8 is getting greedy.

>> No.15452611

>>15452510
Hime and Makabe from Youkai Shoujo
Lilith and Lala from EMG
Kurumi from Gakkou Gurashi
Vamirio, Rococo, and Asuty from Helck
Madaraki Fran
Ika from Shinryaku! Ika Musume and Ika from Oddman 11
Elena and Beluna from Voynich Hotel
Earth-chan from ConRevo
Entoma from Overlord
Shuten Douji from F/GO
Rip van Winkle from Hellsing
Kanoe Yuuko
Yocchi from Kanojo wa Rokurokubi
Elyse from Oretama
Probably more that I'm forgetting

>> No.15452618

>>15452611
How can you possibly satisfy all of them?

>> No.15452620
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>>15452618
Literally me

>> No.15452622

>>15452618
>Madaraki Fran

>> No.15452624

>>15452602
Exactly.
I could sit one in my lap and snuggle with her on the couch or be her big spoon in the bed.

>> No.15452625

>>15452510
Holstaurs.

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>>15452625
Good man

>> No.15452643

I want to console a woman who had transformed into a monster, treating her transformation as if she had died in a horrific accident. Crying and mourning included.
But little did I know she was actually a monster the whole time.

>> No.15452658
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>>15452636
All shapes and sizes!

>> No.15452662

>>15452643
Is it a Wurm who suddenly realized she had a tail one day and assumed it was new?

>> No.15452663

>>15452643
I want to wake up one morning to find my Paladin childhood friend who's transformed into a Hellhound bawling her eyes out because she thinks she raped me last night when all she did was pin me to the bed and cuddle me in a post-transformation loopy state and now she's a horrible monster.
I want to assure her she isn't and that she's still a beautiful girl that I could love.
I want her to take my virginity for real after that, complete with passionate kissing and post sex cuddles.

>> No.15452674

>>15452643
I want to console a shy meek girl who gets transformed into a big, powerful Dragon!

Or alternatively, make fun of a haughty spoiled girl who gets turned into something pathetic, like a goblin.

>> No.15452675

>>15452662
I was thinking more along the lines of a monster using polymorph/illusion magic in an attempt to seduce you and make you their husband. But when they corner you and reveal their true form you assume that they were monsterized and break down and mourn their "death".

But you scenario is kind of cute too...

>> No.15452677

>>15452658
That poor girl in the middle. She's probably embarrassed at how much bigger her friends all are than her. I'd happily console her and tell her her breasts are great.

>> No.15452688

>>15452658
Far left is mine.
She's the cuddliest.

>> No.15452692

>>15452674
>haughty spoiled girl who gets turned into something pathetic, like a goblin.
Even better, a formerly flat haughty spoiled girl who gets turned into a hobgoblin.
She's still got her drillhair and "oh-ho-ho" laugh, but now she's shorter and falls over even more than a regular hobgoblin because she's not used to having tits at all, much less a hobgoblin's bust to body ratio.
She'd probably become really adorable really quick though.

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>>15452658
None of these girls even lift! Is there a separate school for minotaurs or something?

>> No.15452705

>>15452636
>>15452658
I want an entire herd! And to start an entire new herd with each member of my original herd!

>> No.15452706

>>15452692
>Ojou hobby

I like where this is going

>> No.15452712

>>15452706
Where it's going is her kicking your shins out of frustration at first but then begrudgingly letting you carry her because she keeps tripping all over the place.
Then later on when a bunch of natural born Goblins start following and idolizing her she starts to accept her new body and gets a lot more affectionate with you, even using you as essentially her steed so she can keep up with her goblin followers.
This will culminate in her having the goblins hold you down so she can take your virginity herself while giving you hers.

>> No.15452766

>Walking to park again with Loli Adamant Golem
>That damn Wurm is there again
>Suddenly old rival pops up out of nowhere
>Shows of his shortstack Neutronium Golem and rubs it in my face before walking off
>Feel inadequat afterwards
Do I jus tdrink and forget, or bother my Lich GF's weekly DnD session with the local Lich community and have her upgrade my Golem?

>> No.15452776

>>15452766
Doesn't a neutronium golem have some absurd level of radiant heat damage?

>> No.15452780
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Update!

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>> No.15452798

>>15452766
Why not be like a normal person and wait till the session's over? And besides, shouldn't you at least ask the Golem if she wants to be upgraded?

>> No.15452802

>>15452429
>league
If you aren't man enough to dodge the guardkobold and tip on your own you're no man at all. You don't even get the "but they're too heavy!" excuse on this one. Do be sure to watch out for minotaurs though. They can be hard to differentiate in the dark.

>> No.15452804

>>15452794
Liru needs to lay of the gyoza and stretchy anime meat. It's going right to her thighs.

>> No.15452805

>>15452780
One step closer to the June drawing of my dreams.

>> No.15452807

>>15452780
I must say, those thighs are incredible.

>> No.15452810

>>15452804
I don't understand. Why would that mean she should stop?

>> No.15452828

>>15452802
>You'll never be a nervous virgin pressured into going Holst tipping by some other guys.
>You'll never end up trying to tip the Minotaur farmhand, something you only learn when she lifts you up by the arm.
>The guys who pressured you into it will never sprint away, leaving you to your fate.
>You'll never panic and try to rapidly explain what happened to the Minotaur and her Werewolf guards while begging for them not to hurt you.
>You'll never get thrown onto a surprisingly soft bed by the minotaur, who declares she and the werewolf twins are going to "punish" you before stripping down and showing their impressive abs and busts.
>No tender and draining snu-snu with a Minotaur and two Werewolves.
Fucking hell.

>> No.15452829

>>15452780
That's a big Wock

>> No.15452830 [DELETED] 

>>15452829
[/spoiler]4u

>> No.15452837

>>15452828
>No coyotegirls/chupacabras will sneak onto the ranch and molest the chicken harpies while you're having this done to you
>You will never have an angry farmer burst into the room to find out what the hell all of his help is doing
>You will never have to calm down the tittering harpies after being snu snu'd most of the night
>You will never discover the joy of a good hard day's work
It just gets worse.

>> No.15452841

>>15452776
Yes.
>>15452798
I think I should ruin their game. I always get creepy stares from that demilich, and queer ones from that archlich!

>> No.15452851

>>15452837
>Yuri
How about no?

>> No.15452856
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15452856

Gotta make demons behave

>> No.15452860

>>15452851
Well, I mean, they could actually eat them AND make off with their eggs to add insult to mortality if that would offend you less.

You monster.

>> No.15452867

>>15452860
Or they could just break them out and take them to town to find boys to rape.
Those coyotes are a bad influence.

>> No.15452873

>>15452867
Kidnapping things and selling them into/using them for sex slavery
Wow, that's uncannily similar to real life Mexican coyotes. This never would've happened if the farmer had just coughed up and built that wall.

>> No.15452884

>>15452873
Get your politics out of this, I was suggesting that the coyotes were helping the Chicken Harpies sneak out past curfew to go get some dick.

>> No.15452894

>>15452884
>Wanting your harpies full of low quality, not /purebred/ urchin semen
>Allowing a dick not carefully selected by the farmer anywhere near those harpies
/pol/ would have a field day.

That farmer needs a stern talking to if his stock isn't getting an adequate supply of vitamin D though, that's just bad husbandry. At least hook them up to one of those machines or something.

>> No.15452901

>>15452894
Well they're not mine, they live on the farm I snuck on to to go holst tipping.
The only thing there that's mine is the soreness that comes with being on the receiving end of a snu-snu train run on me by three /fit/ monstergirls.

>> No.15452902

>>15452856
When did Inkeranon draw this?

>> No.15452925

>You will never take granberia to a strip club to see her reactions.
>You will never play twister with alice
>You will never watch a ghost movie with alice and film the reactions.
Just end it now

>> No.15452929

>>15452902
a week or so ago
some guy on the /draw thread accidently caused a shitstorm by requested a chained demon and used MGE's demon as a ref, only for one guy to go mental calling it being fapbait and not /tg related

>> No.15452937

>>15452510
A Kobold
Another smaller Kobold.

>> No.15452940

>>15452925
>You will never play twister with alice
This brings up another thing to put on my DON'T EVER DO THIS list. Let's see...

>Drink with oni/ogres
>Playfight with salamanders
>Rap battle with wocks
>Touch the cow in front of other cows
>SCIENCE with liches
>Trust tanuki. Ever.
And, ah, there it is!
>Play Twister with an arachne
Too many legs, human torso able to operate more or less independently of the spider bits in terms of balance. Too OP.

>> No.15452942

>>15444955
1. Ghoul
2. Lamia
3 .Shirohebi
4. Medusa
5 .Wurm

>> No.15452966

>tfw no Hyena gf

>> No.15452973

What should I do people?
>Write more main story
>Do side story of mainstory showing off two demon girls exploring the world
>Do side story going into detail about why the alcoholic Dragoon sits in the ruins of his home and drinks away his sorrows and black-dragon caused grief
>Do MGK instead and write about a sandcastle building contest between Ophy and Pharaoh
>Sit here and procastinate like the other writefags right now

>> No.15452977

>>15444955
I'm a slut so I'm not even going to rank these or even restrict myself to five, really. Everything listed is as they appear in my headcanon, not the actual profiles.

>Kiki
>Holst/hakutaku
>Dormouse/hinezumi
>Kitsune
>Dark priest
>Kraken

Shuffle the above depending on my mood. I wouldn't mind a wock, titania, wight, kej, ren xiongmao, gandharva or even a blueberry succubus, either. Forcing me to make choices like this is inhumane and I resent you for it.

>> No.15452978

>>15452973
>Write more main story

>> No.15452979

>>15452966
>She will never laugh at your dick
>She will never also laugh at everything else so it stings less

>> No.15452990

>No dragon story writer that exaggerates the greatness of her own race

>> No.15452993

Portals to mgq and mge opens ups, You have to pick a side in the war between worlds.
Which do you pick?

>> No.15452994

>Take a vacation in Wonderland
>Go to a tea party
>Everything is filled with aphrodisiacs
>Grow a painful boner with just half a cookie and a sip of tea
>The Cheshire tour-guide keeps giving me a smug look
>One of the Mad-Hatter says that it is totally normal to relieve oneself during a tea party
>Leave the table hoping I can quickly jack one off
>Sit behind a bush and do my thing
>Close my eyes to visualise the Jabberwock who flashed her ass earlier on
>Finish doing my thing and open my eyes to clean up
>A Dormice is standing asleep right in front of me
>I just facial'd her by accident
>All those aphrodisiacs made the volume of my release absurd
>That poor mice is soaked
>Decide to take responsibility
>Help her wash off and buy her new clothes
>She starts calling me "my love"
>Won't leave my side
>Go back to the tea party with her
>The Cheshire is giving me the biggest shit-grin
>The rest of the tour goes well
>Slowly grow another painful boner
>The Dormouse clinging onto my arm and pressing her small, soft chest against me doesn't help either
>Reach the hotel
>The Dormouse keeps calling me "my love" in her sleep
>Boner is even more painful than earlier
>Can't take it anymore
>Relieve myself using the mouse
>Come back to my senses 2 hours later
>Realize I just lost my virginity and also took hers
>Start to feel terrible about the situation
>Apologize to her
>She opens her eyes and hug me
>Tells me that it's ok and that I made her very happy
>She promises to always be there for me no matter what
>Decide to marry her on the spot
>Call my boss to tell him that I am quitting my shitty ass job in order to stay in Wonderland
>No more stress and problems, only fun and love

>> No.15452998

>>15452993
I want to pick MGE, but it's better to side with the winners. I choose MGQ because they wouldn't be too busy with rape to get shit done. Wait, actually, can I side with humanity? We might stand a decent chance under the right circumstances.

>> No.15453004

>>15452994
I just had the best idea for a new deviant magical item: a potion that not only causes painful arousal in men, but also causes their semen to home in on the nearest female face.

>> No.15453008
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>>15453004
BOOM, HEADSHOT!
Imagine how that would look if the nearest female face was four miles away. You could take the record for the world's longest sniper shot using only your dick.

Imagine if the nearest female face was significantly closer than you thought How happy would that shirohebi be?

>> No.15453017

>>15453008
>Anon buys the potion hoping to prank his Monoeye neighbor
>Ends up headshooting his Shirohebi stalker he didn't even know existed

This is how great relationships begin

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>>15453017
I wish I had a Monoeye imouto so I could bully her by jizzing onto her huge eyeball while she sleeps.

>> No.15453054

>>15452251
I've got the same thing as you, weirdly enough.
On one of my first stories, I got the most used words:
38 just
35 back
28 like
26 can
26 around

But in one of my newer things:
26 like
22 upon
19 ear
18 body

And in something I'm still working on:
37 like
36 just
25 back
23 can

It must be due to a certain way we read and write our smut or romance stories. But it is a good way to look out for words you might be overusing, and repeating sentence styles.

>> No.15453065

>>15452998
>I choose MGQ because they wouldn't be too busy with rape to get shit done.

On the other hand, that story KC wrote about how they dealt with the tentacle forest shows there's a point where even MGE monstergirls know when it's time to stop playing around and purge the undesirables.

>> No.15453068

>>15453065
Was that the old "rip and tear" tentacle forest before they became lewd?

>> No.15453069

>>15453065
They do seem capable of wiping something off the map when the time comes, but it's usually only in spurts and by a few higher monsters. That's no way to fight a war.

>>15453068
Would have to be, they love the new lewd tentacle forest.

>> No.15453077

So how do you really know your waifu doesn't have a secret lair

>> No.15453118
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>>15453077
Of course she has a secret lair, she's a Lich.

>> No.15453122

>>15453118
No one that even her husbando knows nothing about

>> No.15453131

>>15453077
She's a cat. They're not known for being productive like that.

>> No.15453137

>>15440826
Never knew I wanted such a thing.

>> No.15453140

Can you purify a dark slime?

>> No.15453142

>>15453122
What would she need to do behind her husband's back?

Is she a part-time dungeon boss or something?

I wouldn't let my wife be a dungeon boss

>> No.15453147

>>15453140
No, they're not dirty.

>> No.15453148

>>15453142
I would as long as I could be her mid boss.

>> No.15453149

>>15453142
My waifu is a dungeon boss in our love dungeon.

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15453152

This chart shows the bestness levels of different types of Dragons, represented with size. As you can clearly see, Black Dragons are superiormost.

>> No.15453156

>>15453152
t. Ancalagonia

>> No.15453160

>>15453156
More like Alpalagonia, amirite?

>> No.15453169

The other day I caught a gnat in mid-flight and threw it into a web, where a spider rushed to eat it up. The gnat was like three times the size of the spider, so it must have been enough sustenance for a good long while.
When can I expect my spider waifu to descend to me from the Arachnid Gods?

>> No.15453170

>>15453140
Into what, an Angel Slime? Does she have stupid little angel wings on her slime body just floating above her

>> No.15453173

A god pops up and gives you the power to open a portal to 2 monster girl settings, which do you pick?
I would pick MGE and MGQ,
MGQ for alice, tamamo, alma, granberia
MGE for a holstaurus or something

>> No.15453177

>>15453173
For one I would pick One Piece's world because on top of Monster Girls it's just plain great.
And then whatever, fuck that I'm becoming a pirate.

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15453179

Anon, have you done your part to bring impure wonder to your podunk corner of reality?

How will you spend calm comfy nights sharing laughter as your waifu affectionately kisses your manhood. As you both sigh contentedly and lie languid on your porch in the evening breeze watching your daughteru on the horizon?
There is but one way.

Buy Tanu-Co products today!

>> No.15453182

>>15453173
MGE is pretty grand, but depending how loose you mean I'd also pick Terraria.
Which is MGE with less rape and more personal empowerment.

>> No.15453184

>>15453156
>>15453160
Acnologia?

>> No.15453188

>>15453173
The MGE world is the best no doubt. Everyone says that it's a muh hugbox, but who wouldn't want to live in a hugbox?

>> No.15453192

>>15453184
The image Anon linked had Ancalagon the Black from Lord of the Rings.
But Acnologia the Black from Fairy Tail is fine too.

>> No.15453194

I just discovered someone wrote a fanfic of the concept "Daily Life with Monster Girls, with lesbians".

I'm not sure what to make of this information.

>> No.15453196

>>15453173
Define "Monster Girl Settings"?

Cause like, I'd want to take some MGE Girls and go on an adventure in the Mass Effect verse or some shit.

>> No.15453197

>>15453192
>from Lord of the Rings
This irritates my autism immensely.

>> No.15453203

>>15453188
Well, in a proper hugbox I'd be getting something else of me hugged too other than just my dingus. Just kidding, MGE's alright.

>> No.15453207

>>15453196
>Mass Effect verse
Quarian booty best booty.

>> No.15453208

>>15453197
>>from the Lord of the Rings film series
Better?

>> No.15453211

>>15453188
>who wouldn't want to live in a hugbox?

It's in the human nature to want constant change, whether good or bad

When we receive a new quality of life, we truly enjoy it for a period and it then it slowly deteriorates until we dislike it because we're "programmed" to want change

So life in a hugbox can in theory be worse than real life because of human nature

That's why we need incubization, that way we can get rid of all the negative aspects of the human mind and transcend to higher levels of happiness

As absurd as mamono mana is, it's really a necessity to make MGE an attractive fantasy

>> No.15453212

>>15453208
That's even worse, at least the book mentioned him once.

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>>15453207
Precisely.

>> No.15453216

>>15453211
I always felt like MGC was the best choice, as fanon-y as it is.

>> No.15453217

>>15453213
Those suits should be illegal to make that tight. Damn sexy devils trying to make me drop my guard so they can steal my shit and take it to their flotilla, which is probably full of degenerate full-suit sex-orgies

>> No.15453218

>>15453207
Pear-shaped Thing face a best.

>> No.15453219

>>15453188
>>15453211
Alternatively, there's the angle they went with in The Matrix.

>"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from."

>> No.15453221

>>15453217
>full-suit sex-orgies
>hotdogging, intercrural and armpit jobs all around
YES

>> No.15453223
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Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

>> No.15453226

>>15453223
>electrolytes
There's that Alp-talk again.

>> No.15453227

>>15453216
>>15453219
And then MGC kept us in the ideal box.
Just enough grit, enough suffering, enough inequality.

We couldn't accept egalitarian utopia drowned in nothing but love, but damn if we couldn't deal with bushy tailed landlords and furry mobsters taking care of blind kids.

>> No.15453230

I want to start reading bout mge, were do I start? are there official stories about the setting?

>> No.15453233

>>15453230
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia

Why yes, yes there are.

>> No.15453237

>>15453223
Didn't they make anti-Trump propaganda based on that movie?
>you will never pump a dumb plant girl full of your electrolytes

>> No.15453239

>>15453230
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Books

Get started!

>> No.15453247
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Yo dad, explain this shit!

>> No.15453248

>>15453227
There is a point where it gets too grim though. Remember that Hellhound story where a child Hellhound had to be put down because she bit someone?

>> No.15453264

Why do boobs suddenly appear every time you are near

>> No.15453265

>>15453264
Ah yes, the blue-legged boobie. A rather silly bird, isn't it?

>> No.15453270

>>15453265
What happens if you walk in on it painting it's legs blue? Do you just trade awkward stares until you back out and close the door behind you?

>> No.15453274

>>15453270
I think you get raped until you forget.

>> No.15453289

I want to tell monsters that asking for consent makes them look hot to all men

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>>15453289
That 'Hebi gun tip her hat at you before raping you.

>> No.15453320

I want to piss of a really old monster by giving her prune juice

>> No.15453324

>>15453320
I think the only way to piss them of is if its a "little girl" monster like a baphomet or a self aware alice

>> No.15453343

>>15452780
>Those THICK thighs
Loen is a master of his craft, God damn

>> No.15453349

>>15453248
That was written by the angry maledom shitposter who hated hellhounds though. It was solely to upset and annoy the thread and nothing more.
The paranoid part of me suspects nerdhound of being a subtler attempt to shit on them too

>> No.15453358

>>15453349
Nerdhound is cute though, don't be paranoid.

>> No.15453380

>>15453358
Nerdhound is fine for now, but it's gonna be irritating if threadcanon decides they're all nerdhounds or forces them into most hellhound discussions.
Someone is already posting that same picture every single thread.

>> No.15453388

>>15453380
Just talk about non-nerdy Hellhounds. Also if you want Stinkypedes to turn back into Rapeypedes, you gotta work on it, not just whine about it.

>> No.15453427

>>15453388
I've never been a fan of rapeypede, even before the thread turned her into insect Tomoko. Reminding Alp of his single biggest thread contribution is always fun, though.

>> No.15453432

>>15453427
Well fuck you too.

>> No.15453452

>>15453380
>or forces them into most hellhound discussions.
This already kind of happens.

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Dumb, clumsy fox!

>> No.15453521

Looking for a setting with lots of monster girls yet without retarded grimderp like monster girl encyclopedia

>> No.15453532

>>15453521
Almost any monstergirl manga?
Some original settings of the people here?

>> No.15453533

>>15453521
MGQ

>> No.15453538

>>15453521

How is MGE grimderp? It's a magical hugbox of wish-fulfillment and poon.

>> No.15453545

>>15453533
please god no

>> No.15453556

>>15453538
Mainly the fact that if the demon lord loses, all monster revert to being monster and eat there husbands.
Also the fact I am uncomftable with the fact that these monster were unwillingly changed into sex crazed fiends.
I'm big on the free will angle.

>> No.15453562

>>15453556
KC already said the DL will win.

>> No.15453566

>>15453556
They weren't actually changed unwillingly. The Demon Lord was only able to change them and begin to enact her plan because they gave her their power. From World Guide I:

>one (coincidence that let her succeed) was that the monsters lent her their strength for some reason even though up to that point they had always fought endlessly amongst themselves, killing even their own kind in the struggle to decide a mamono lord

I added the bit in parenthesis to summarize an earlier bit in the paragraph I quoted. The change was consensual.

>> No.15453582

Ok any setting with primarily monster girls, you get to open a portal to one, which do you pick?

>> No.15453587

>>15453582
Will you quit it already?

>> No.15453597

>>15453521
MGE tries it's hardest to be a perfect hugbox, some of it is left to interpretation and because of it there are some misunderstandings (KC cleared a few of them in his Q&As)

I can't just say that you are wrong for thinking that MGE is grim dark in some aspects, but I can assure you that it was never the will of the author to make his setting seem that way

As for the misunderstanding themselves I find it pointless to argue each one individually, but knowing where they come from can help clear them
The vast majority of them come from one of 3 things
1 : Japanese not translating properly to English and thus sending the wrong message
2 : Culture differences between the intended audience of MGE (Japan) and the west audience
3 : KC failing as a world/setting builder

>> No.15453604

>>15453556
EMG, 12 Beast, Jitsu wa Watashi wa might do it for you.
Just do a favor and don't start another anti-MGE vocal crusade here, we've been through this countless times and every single topic or thesis possible has been long shitstormed through.

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>> No.15453622

>>15453613
You can pretty much post that as an answer to this thread's whole existence.

>> No.15453628

>>15453597
Its just the 'Ill make them smile even if i have to mindrape them to like it' angle
I just want a setting full of monster girls that dont eat or rape men.

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