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15403059 No.15403059[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It's halfway through the month, how much luck did this cheeky rabbit bless you with?

>> No.15403178 [DELETED] 

>>15403059
bless THIS cheeky cunny bunny

*grabs dick*

>> No.15403261 [DELETED] 
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>> No.15403264

>>15403059
If how well someone does is based on how unfortunate others are, and they were blessed with luck, would that increase the misfortune of others?

What if both parties were blessed? Would the blessings cancel each other out?

>> No.15403286

I got the job! Thank you Tewi! I'll make sure to say "Rabbit Rabbit" next month as well!

>> No.15403288

>>15403264
Plus, what if she blessed you and you happened to hang around her afterwards? Would you be shielded from her pranks as a result?

>> No.15403298

>>15403286
I said "Rabbit Rabbit" just now, which is the first time I've did it this month.

Does that mean I only get a quarter of the luck I normally would've gotten, given the half-life of rabbit-based luck?

>> No.15403330

>>15403298
I think you have to say it at the beginning of the month. It's kind of a all-or-nothing thing. However, you don't only get luck by saying "rabbit rabbit", so you can still be lucky if you have some right now.

>> No.15403337

>>15403330
I'm a frog. If I said "Ribbit Ribbit", would I still be lucky?

>> No.15403354

I'll have exams this month's finale. Bless me Tewi!
"Rabbit rabbit"!

>> No.15403359

I've had a abundance of luck thus far and been feeling inspired to practice drawing
Thanks Tewi
you are the best and I love you very much

>> No.15403363
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If one were to commit a heinous deed related to Tewi's feet, would it still grant you luck, like a 'lucky rabbit's foot' charm?

>> No.15403497
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>>15403059
I got a new job and money is coming in studly.

>> No.15403637

>>15403497
>>15403286
Me too! I also have a bunch of new computer parts coming in the mail, I'm excited. Thanks Tewi!

>> No.15403662

This week at work, so far has been shit. Nothing works and to make it better its nightshift for me.
Thanks a bunch Tewi...

>> No.15403700

I make my own luck.

>> No.15403714

>>15403497
That's a damn fine body. It can't really be Tewi.

>> No.15403722

I remembered to say it and my luck's been really good!

>> No.15403779

I didn't say it. My father came home drunk one night and beat me so badly I can't hear out of one of my ears any more. But I'm not mad. I know I disappointed the fickle White Rabbit of Luck. Next month... if I survive this one.

>> No.15403848
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>>15403700
Wrong, Tewi with all her cunning comes into your dreams and forces you to say "Rabbit Rabbit" out loud in your very sleep at the beginning of the month as soon as the clock strikes 12:00.
You have never made your own luck in your entire fucking life.

>> No.15403880

>>15403059
My fucking fuel pump went out. All rabbits are on my shoot on sight shit list.

>> No.15404194

>>15403264
DAKARA ONE WAY
TWO WAY
THREE WAY
FOUR WAY
NO WAY NO WAY

>> No.15404313

My monthly rent was reduced by 60 eur, which is approx. 7% of the total. I'm pretty sure that nothing like this could have happened without Tewi's blessing.

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Both of my flat mates who were providing me the money to live have both just been arrested. Thanks Tewi!

>> No.15404441

>>15403059
I've been doing this for almost a year and I'm still unemployed

>> No.15404700

>>15404441
On here I cant tell if thats an endorsement lr not.
Brexit is going to win, I got £10 in a raffle and will be able to get cheap booze now.
Thanks Tewi.

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>>15404441
Just think how much worse you'd have it without her luck then! You'd be overdosing on shitty heroin in some corner of the street by now without her help

>> No.15404752

>>15404720
Preposterous rabbit propaganda!

>> No.15404770

My apartment burned down.
Thanks, Tewi!

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>>15403714
Bunnies are pretty lewd by nature

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>>15404852
TOO LEWD!!!

>> No.15405163

Both of my parents have been diagnosed with cancer, my mother being worse off with failing kidneys. So they're pulling out from paying for most of my tuition in hopes they can get treatment. I'm an only child with no extended family.
I had to tell my boss if he can flex my hours to keep care of my parents as their health is already rapidly deteorating.
I've been missing a lot of classes being with my parents trying to keep the best care I can for them.
I'm using any meager savings I have to try to hire a cheap caretaker while I try to focus on other things but worry a lot over my parents.
I don't have any friends to lean on.
I left my girlfriend a week before all this because long distance stuff sucks.
My dog is very old and wobbles with every step, he doesn't even look like he has 1 month of life left in hime.


Preddy gud it seems.

>> No.15405209
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Stop sexualizing the rabbit.

>> No.15405337

>>15405209
Doesn't look like she wore a bra either.

Would it be wrong if I said I wanted to make bunnies with our lucky rabbit?

>> No.15405358

I haven't won the lottery so that I can hit full /jp/ mode.

Also, I'm still playing the lottery, so I guess nothing has improved thanks to this rabbit slut.

>> No.15405569

>>15405163
that feel

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>>15405358
>expecting luck when you call this literal Angel a slut

>> No.15405834

I have the flu.

What did I do wrong Tewi?

>> No.15405877

My car broke down and will cost a grand to fix. Fuck you Tewi!

>> No.15405964
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>>15405877
I won a grand in the Casino yesterday.
She basically gave me your money.
Thanks Tewi!

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