/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15390490
Yep.
Just imagine a posh European vampire you've known since her family immigrated over to the states when the two of you were both kids. She usually wears frilly gothic lolita dresses that expose her generous cleavage and is usually the definition of a cool and refined beauty.
Now imagine her sucking your dick with wild abandon, her manners forgotten and her lips dragging across your shaft. Imagine her eyes never breaking contact with yours as she swallows load after load of your cum.

I want to walk to school together with the nerdhound!

>>15390518
Can a Kobold balance a ball on her nose?

>>15390525
You'd have to teach her how, and make sure to give her a treat afterwards.

>>15390524
I wanna bully a nerdwan in a sexual manner!

>>15390522
Does she endeavor to keep up her appearance as a refined rich girl in public, treating you like a servant, only to wait on you hand and foot behind closed doors?

Which monster is best to go to the bowling alley with

How dense is too dense?

http://i.imgur.com/xYC972X.png

Hair jobs

>>15390536
Why are you comparing apples to pineapples?

>>15390518
I'm trying to figure what to make of that furry vest. How does it even stay up? Why is that belly access window so small? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

I want to get pinned to the ground and drained dry by my vampire childhood friend while she's consumed by her hunger! I want her to treat me really tenderly apologize a lot!

>>15390536
If light can still escape, you are not yet too dense.

>>15390532
I want to pull her tail!

>>15390537
Mmm.

>>15390533
You've been friends since childhood, so she wouldn't treat you like a servant. Other than that pretty much yeah. Except replace "wait on you hand and foot" with "Ride you so hard it'd make a wererabbit in heat blush".

>>15390549
I want to play with her ears while she tries to read.

>>15390549
if you asker her to take her glasses and do the flame eyes would she

Would you an Ougi?

>>15390545
I prefer plump yanpire titties.

>>15390537
>A Kejourou will never molest your normal, unmoving hair with her prehensile hair.

>>15390560
That's what Anon gets for wandering around a spooky mansion at night

>>15390558
she's too spooky for me

>>15390558
Yep.

>>15390563
Why not both? A himedere yanpire

I want to enter the spooky haunted house during the day, checkmate spookies

>>15390556
She'd get all embarrassed because you're putting her on the spot and she can't see, but if you tease her for long enough she'll get angry and it'll happen instinctively.

Then she'll rape you.

>>15390561

True sadness

>>15390585
I don't want to tease her I am just curious if her poor eyesight affects them

>>15390584
Spooked to death

>>15390586
Titty Kitty is best kitty.

>>15390593
But the scary stuff happens at night, if I go in during the day I can catch them unprepared

>>15390584
But anon, it's dark as night in there, and the spooky wisps closed all the curtains

>>15390590
Sure they're not as hot or explosive as the other Hellhounds', but that's just because she doesn't use them that often, you hear?

>>15390602
So open the blinds first chance i get when in there

>>15390597
Not all the time.

>>15390610
But anon, they hang around the blinds and close them right after you open them, and they ohoho at you whenever you try

>>15390611
Itty Bitty Kitty Titties are just the prelude to big fat cat tats.

>>15390611
Titty kitty is best kitty unless the cat in question has that nymphic grace cats do, a toned stomach and preferably a nice butt too. That cat just falls somewhere in the sad middle.

>>15390616
Burn the curtains. that'll show 'em.

>>15390616
I can rip the curtains off and wear them like a cape

>>15390605
So compliment her eye flames then what do they get hotter

>>15390624
>>15390626
Now they float around you a pout at you from the corner of your vision

>>15390637
Ill put the curtains back up after I safely explore the haunted house making sure I leave before the sun goes down

>>15390632
Maybe a little, but that's just because she's blushing.

>>15390637
>Pouting dead women
This is my fetish.

>>15390640
They'll put up a sign that warns people to not touch the curtains after you leave

>>15390645
That makes them pout even more!

>>15390643
so I'm helping her, maybe she will enjoy her eye flames so much to get contacts

>>15390637
>>15390645

>>15390650
If I return at night how raped would I be

>>15390652
Wouldn't those melt though? That'd be a really bad time for her if they melted in her eyes.

>>15390653
Why is she upset?

>>15390652
Contacts would fare even less well against eye flames though. She'd need to get (laser) corrective surgery.

>wendigo
What the hell am I looking at.

>>15390656
>>15390663
Being a nerdwan is suffering.

>>15390656
>>15390663
Oh yeah that might not work out. Maybe she just likes her glasses and doesn't want laser fix

>>15390669
Awawa? Anon doesn't like?

>>15390670
Do not bully the nerdwan or she might go too far

Why do the monster profiles avoid showing lewd parts?

>>15390670
Well, nerdwans grow up into office-lady wans so it's not all that bad.

I mean, one in twenty probably has the misfortune to be the overweight boss lady everyone talks about behind their back but the rest are good.

>>15390671
>Maybe she just likes her glasses
The only people that like glasses don't actually need glasses. Generally.

>>15390670
It could be worse. At least she's not a monoeye.

>>15390669
Yeti and wendigo fighting over a man!

>You will never be the head of a company
>You will never be raided by a dragon from a rival company who doesn't get how hostile take overs work.

>>15390681
I like glasses and my vision is shit

>>15390670
I'm gonna bully all the nerdwans I see!

>>15390684
She is so getting sued, get the Tanuki lawyer legion on the case

>>15390662

she doesn't appreciate the christmas lights

>nerdwan snaps and bring a gun to school

>>15390694
Can I try and talk her down as her best friend and get shot

>>15390694
As if a dork like her could even shoot up the school.

>>15390687
And you're why that "generally" is there. Most people I've spoken to this on would gladly hit a button that makes their vision good enough to obviate the need for glasses.

>>15390694
Well better than the usual bullied Monoeye

>>15390694
What's she gonna do?

I want to go to the creepy house up on the hill, get gassed and wake up in a cuddlepile with a bunch of cute spooky girls!
For the record, that's a Zombie, Ghoul, Ghost, Wisp, Dullahan, Lich, Wight, Vampire and Dhampir.

>>15390694
Time to play chicken and see if she'll actually shoot.

Either she doesn't and I win or she does and I still win.
If I live, she can see me when she gets out of Juvie, she's pretty cool

How long can a Wight pretend she is still a zombie for the warmth

>>15390712
As long as you'll let her.

>>15390684
I remember this.

http://pastebin.com/pCLJgpBe

>>15390709
I want to live next to a graveyard so I can be with the spooky girls!

>>15390712
Not at all. However it's adorable to see such a posh woman pretending to be a zombie so she can get cuddles, so you'll probably let her.

>>15390712
She couldn't. You get a special letter when your zombie waifu ranks up.

>>15390694
She needs a hug

>>15390720
She can try and intercept it or does it turn into that harry potter scene with the letters

>>15390715
That story is why self destruct buttons were invented.

>>15390716
Would you let them drag you up to the mistress of the manor's room for a spooky reverse gangbang?
There'll be cuddles afterwards and a big breakfast together in the morning.
Plus, the Lich doesn't know it yet but the Vampire actually found her Phylactery.
She's going to wait until the Lich's turn to ride you to break it.

Research grants are so hard to come by these days.

>>15390735
She just needs to try harder

>>15390735
Got to work that booty and give special dances.

>>15390715
>>15390725
Would there be anything more satisfying then, when the Dragon company thinks she's conquered your business, you start the self destruct sequence, giving everyone 5 minutes to evacuate the building? All those assets gone, her conquest for naught, and your pride intact.

Seeing a too-haughty-for-her-own-good Dragon finally lose once in her life is too good.

>>15390739
She looks sad

>>15390742
That would just make her more angry.

And the rape more violent.

>>15390729
Do I have to act scared and helpless as they do?

>>15390739
>ywn rape Charon

>>15390747
She can do to me what she must, I have already won, and nothing she does to me will take that satisfaction of cheating her out of a business away.

I want to marry Charon and have our vows be all puns

>>15390754
She's for tender loving.

>>15390757
But what kind of puns does wholly matrimony lend itself to?

>>15390758
Tell that to skid row.

This is now the official /jp/ Devil Bug thread!
Devil Bugs for everybody!

>>15390762
I'm gonna spray them with Raid!

>>15390759
I bet Charon would think the word marriage has a nice ring to it

>>15390762
Fuck that, I'm moving to not!Egypt where the khepri run free!

>>15390762
But can they sing?

>>15390762
This is a takeover I wouldn't mind backing

>>15390766
Scallywags like you should be hanged.

>>15390776
I;d rather not hang around

>>15390782
You're a real pain in the neck all the same.

I want to date a super casual and down-to-earth vampire who wears sweatshirts and pajama pants all day despite her sister yelling at her to dress properly!

>>15390715
>Dennis and Sypha would later become married and have a happy family with 12 kids.

>>15390739
I bet she was to wear this when she operates the ferry now. In order to draw more business.

>>15390783
I can see right though your game like a window and it is panefully obvious what you are doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh_GFDYAoW8

Starting at around 0:44, listen to the Night Elves. How much you wanna bet they're talking about orc dicks? Why are Elves such lewd creatures?

>>15390750
It would certainly set the mood. Especially if your struggling got weaker over time until you're basically just letting them have their way.
If you do that the cuddling will be twice as snug.

How do you feel about waking up with the Lich staring into your eyes because she drew the long straw and got to keep cuddling you while the others had to go make breakfast?

>>15390801
Slutty Elves won't leave those poor Orcs alone.

>>15390805
Did she stare into my eyes the whole night

>>15390799
I give up, this window stuff just got too sill for me.

>>15390809
No. Kinda hard to do that when you're sleeping.
But you can bet the first thing she did when she got to stay in bed was lay on top of you and just stare at you while holding you close.
If you look hard enough you could probably see her lips curling up ever so slightly.

>>15390810
There ought to be a Sillyver lining to this

>>15390815
How long does a staring match with a lich last

>>15390819
Get your head out of the clouds, you're walking on sunshine, whoa-wo-whoa!

>>15390823
Don't try and head on out without hearing how

>>15390822
Until you blink.
Or until you kiss her.

>>15390829
Will she keep going after I blink

>>15390833
Yes. She really likes looking at you.
She'll blink if you find and break her Phylactery though.
She'll also be a lot more sensitive to your touch, to the point where teasing her nipples will be enough to make her have an orgasm or two.

>>15390837
So this lasts until the other undead finish breakfast

So I had this idea: Esper

A majin type that occasionally forms when a human woman has an out of body experience. Their body and spirit, touched by demonic energy, become slightly independent from each other. The body half ends up with a temperament similar to a lich, while the spirit half is highly spirited. They can't have both halves fully active at once until they become more experienced, and can't fully physically manifest the spirit half until they gain even more experience. In the beginning, their capabilities are limited to moving objects at a distance, invading the dreams of others, and minor alteration of matter. Their abilities when they first "awaken", however, may have be greatly increased if it's under dire circumstances. The situation under which a human woman has the highest chance of turning into an esper is seeing a man they care for in mortal danger.

>>15390845
A girl who flip-flops between emotionless and hyper-genki?

>>15390841
And then when the two of you get down to the table for breakfast she stares at you from across the table.
Meanwhile you have to deal with how the other girls flirt with you too.
>Lich staring at you
>Zombie is nuzzling your arm a bit
>Dhampir is shooting nervous glances at you on occasion
>Wisp is giving you "The Eyes"
>Ghost is hovering over your shoulder watching you eat
>Dullahan is keeping her head close to your plate and chatting with you while her body "eats"
>Ghoul is deepthroating a sausage.
>Not to be outdone, Vampire is deepthroating a rolled up pancake.

>>15390853
I want to move to that house and live with all of them

>>15390852
She's emotionless if you see her in the real world, and genki if you see her in your dreams. At least until she becomes powerful enough to go full jojo and have her spirit physically manifest.

>>15390853
I think a Vampire would prefer blood sausage.

>>15390858
They'd be more than willing to have you. Gather up your things from your old home and they'll help you move them.
The Vampire may seem haughty and smug about your choice, but the second she's out of earshot she'll be squealing in joy that you chose to stay. She was really worried you wouldn't like her and that you'd leave.
I just realized I forgot Wight in that list, but that works because Wight flirts with you just by existing in the same room.

>>15390864
>emotionless girl with genki Stand
I approve of this message.

>>15390866
That's more of a dinner thing than a breakfast thing anon.
Plus, the Dullahan makes really good pancakes and the vampire has a bit of a sweet tooth.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to give a mindflayer a hug.
They are squishibly soft for your pleasure.

>arch imps turn innocent human lolis into semen demons
Is there any being more evil than this?

>>15390876
I like mindflayers they are cute

>>15390879
That they are.
Remember to hold them close so it's easier to Kiss your cheek.

>>15390845
What if one half takes over?

>>15390807
>green skin
>pig face

This hybrid orc confuses me.

>>15390893
P'Uruc-hai is perfection.

Is it too late to talk about Vampires?

>>15390903
It's never too late to talk about Vampires.

>>15390907
If you were a Vampire's thrall, would you know?

Would Kikis do a perfect jewel heist because they leave no mess

>>15390924
Ah yes, Diamond Diana, Sapphire Sally and Ruby Ruby, the infamous Kikimora jewel-thieves.

>>15390924
No, they'd be mortified at the idea of breaking the fine glass windows and display cases in the first place.

>>15390924
They'd get distracted and end up cleaning the place. When the sun rises they'll still be there scrubbing the floors, having forgotten all about the jewel.

>>15390845
Also, the female children of an esper would start out human, but would awaken into espers extremely easily. If the spirit of an esper is impregnated(usually only happens for powerful espers that have achieved full manifestation, but it can rarely happen via dream sex), it gives birth to a poltergeist.

>>15390903
Yes, we're talking about spiders now.

>>15390934
she needs a kiss on the cheek and a hug

>>15390929
But the entire place will shine like a jewel!

>>15390960
AGRO!

Now that I think, poltergeist could be a slime/ghost type. What interesting things could that do?

I want to go exploring strange new worlds and boldly cum in women no man has ever cummed in before!
Woo-woo-wo-wo-woo-wooo!

"hmmph , please kid, you know you want a mofu wife"

Is it fox time?

>>15390983
>>15390993
Mofu mafia strikes again?

Chitin>Mofu

I want to go on an adventure

>>15391016
That's an adventure I'm more than willing to undertake, but it's a no-no here.

>>15390983
>>15390993
>>15391001
>cosplay girls

While adventuring, you stumbled on to something spectacularly shiny.

>>15390981
Wet slimy fish pussy!

>>15391046
I prefer my plant girls a little more green.

>>15391058
Did she tie herself up with her own vines?

>>15391035
>Throwing away a perfectly good ribbed catcunt.
Pure waste.

>>15391064
Hey some plants are into tying people up but there's others who are into being bound themselves.

>>15391069
Are you sure she wasn't practicing out of curiosity and now can't untie herself without breaking the vines?

>>15391072
That is cute, self bondage screw ups and they have crush help them out?

>>15391091
Oh how humiliating it would be for them to have the guy they like see them in such a sorry state.

>Any any point a hypernova can erase everything in an instant
I need a lilim tier girl with her own pocket dimension.

ded

And what's wrong with that?

>>15391204
I wanna shoot the shit about my existential woe, that's whats wrong.

>>15391232
Think about this.
How do you know that the way to see the color purple is the same way everyone else sees the color purple? What if their purple is green? What if their hot pink is yellow?

>>15391232
Well, I'm here. I have that feel when feels.
We can talk about the suffering of not getting milked dry by a wolfgirl each night together.

>>15391285
I feel this is a question every ten year old asks at some point. Certainly I did.
But the fact that the visible light spectrum is the way it is, and the fact that our brains have so much physical similarity suggests that we do see colors pretty much the same way.
Substantiated by how people perceive cliche color combinations and universally have certain attitudes about them.

>>15391285
Wavelengths are not subjective

>>15391293
I dunno.
He Japanese had no word for "blue" until contact with the west.
They just used "Turquoise" for everything in the blue-green range.
If qualia are the same across minds (or even across cultures) you would think they would have realised they needed one. And/or English would have decided we didn't need one.

>>15391293
>>15391296
You are smarter than I expected you to be. Good, it was a pretty silly question anyways.

>>15390993
Is it ever not?

>>15391204
I want Lich-san to help me with my Necromancy mid-term.

>>15391310
Now for another question: how much does monster race influence your waifu's genitals?
Are all canine MGs blessed with advanced cock grappling technology that will rhythmically milk you while staying fully hilted as she grinds against you in the lotus position, as if trying to merge your bodies and lick your tonsils clean?

>>15391310
I mean granted its infantile to be concerned about stupid shit like sudden asteroids or supernovas, so the idea that I could be wrapped in "how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real" isn't too out there. But the thought just crossed my mind that a dimension altering waifu would be one hell of a safety measure.

>>15391341
but how can dimensions be real if our waifus aren't real?

>>15391340
I dunno, does tiger pussy do anything special or is it just ribbed like all felines?

>>15391343
But what if there are dimensions with our waifus in it?

>>15391340
I'm fine with a purely human pussy with excellent muscle control thanks

>>15391336
I want to take extra one on one lessons with Lich-sensei.

I want to take a wisp on a date!

>>15391340
I sure hope so, because that sounds hot as hell.

>>15391387
I don't trust that smile
>"It looks like rape is on the menu!"

>>15391391
Silly ghost, you can't eat rape.

>>15391391
>Get wasted on a night out with a wisp
>Like, whisky dick wasted
>She has to carry you home
>You stomp to a stop as you pass an undead manor with an old style iron lantern and a flickering blue flame inside of it
>Mutter "I always thought that the cage around a flame was kind of pretty"
How does she react?

>>15391395
She can technically eat something while doing the raping.

>>15391455
That seems rude. Like if they were riding you and they just starting scarfing down twinkies, getting crumbs all over your belly and in your bellybutton.

>>15391459
I dunno anon, some people are into that.

>>15391467
I know this is the internet, and the website that has tilefucker, but... really?

>>15390518
>we are totally not furfags guys because it's a japanese drawing
I am quoting my amazement how this thread is anywhere but /trash/.

>>15391515
Well, the thing is only a select few people here like Kobolds and the Siths.
They're not very well received otherwise.

>>15391436
Rape and "capture".

>>15391515
Well, compared to the Sith, Kobold is the least furry

>>15391515
You have a point, that pseudo furry was a shit choice of OP

>>15391515
It is.

>>15391509
I love when my waifu gives me a blowjob while eating. She also says that the taste of the food gets better when I cum on it while it's all chewed up in her mouth.
This is kinda disgusting, I would never do this with her.

>>15391626
I know you're joking but I feel a little ill reading that

>>15391565
>MGE Kobold
>Pseudo furry
I know these threads are sheltered and all but she's practically a human compared to half the stuff under the monster girl tag on art sites.

>>15391632
So did I. Never going do write shit like that again, but the worse part is that something like a beelzebub would probably like that.

>>15391638
>Compared to
It's not a comparison, the nigga just cut the bottom half of a Cu Sith off and threw it on the Kobold. Design should have been closer to his werewolf design, but he seems to have been on a furry pandering phase during those releases.

It not being as bad as it could be doesn't make it not bad. If a dude punches you in the fucking face, he doesn't get to turn around and go "I know you are sheltered and all but this is practically a greeting compared to half the stuff happening in the world"

>>15391515
Hey, fuck you buddy. Kobolds are cute.

>>15391653
>A monster having an animal-like lower body makes it furry pandering
Oh shit, hide the Wurms and Oomukades.
>Design should have been closer to his werewolf design
An encyclopaedia with close to 200 girls should be varied. Nothing separating her from a loli Werewolf if he does that.

>>15391653
So, the bottom half being animal-like makes it furry panda-ring?
Man, you must be great at Lamia parties

>>15391667
Someone report me, apparently I just posed furry outside of /b/.

>>15391664
>>15391667
Don't twist my words, faggots. I just said that he cut and pasted the bottom half of a legit furry into the kobold design, and it's a shame. Kobold could have been 10/10 if degisn wise it fell more inline with the monstergirl aesthetic of werewolf and hellhound, and less inline with the furry aesthetic of the siths

>>15391673
No need to twist your words, your words are retarded enough as they are.
Lamias copy and paste a legit snake, spider girls copy and paste a legit spider, insects copy and paste legit spiders.

It's not like he hasn't been doing it for a long time now.

>>15391673
The bottom half might be iffy, but the Kobold is a 10/10 for not having those fucking retarded tumor paws that serve no function other than outing cunts with abysmal taste.

>>15391679
Are you honestly telling me that you are incapable of looking at the profiles listed and observing the differences in the presented aesthetics? Are you honestly telling me that you are too stupid to see into the finer details of the issue and aren't merely oversimplifying things to belittle my point?

mods = gods

>>15391691
Both kobolds and cu-sith have the lower body of an upright dog so yes, of course they're going to look similar that's not exactly rocket science.

That's as silly as saying a Lamia is the same as an actual snake because they both share the same lower body.

It's all over, let the dead rest without molestation.

>>15391704
She's getting molested and when that lantern becomes a loli it's getting molested too.

>>15391704
Methinks the psychopomp may be a bit too trigger happy with her scythe

>>15391704
Gonna poke the dead until she comes back alive.

>>15391704
I'm going to molest Abigail and you can't stop me.

>>15391714
You're awful!

>>15391731
that fox loli is getting molested too. Fox lolis are for molesting!

>>15391731
>three whole tails
Yeah, the innocent shtick isn't going to save you today, Sabbath-chan.

>>15391704
No.

>>15391739
Now you're just being desperate.

>>15391752
desperate for cute fox girls

>>15391763
Hey, so here's a point of discussion.

In the course of the hundreds of thousands of posts I've skimmed over the lifetime of these threads, there have been some lasting fad girls and some constant standbys. There have been KC oneshots that get honorable mention in laundry lists and short stories (mosquito girl, anyone?) but always it goes back very strongly to stuff like canines, felines, dragons, and powerful undead. A lot of readily sympathized high power monsters usually with comfy cosplay styling.

So my question is this: would there be enough fluffy tail to go around?
In a world where 50% of anons want some sort of wolfgirl (inclusive of tanuki and foxes here), would you deal with the maligned girls in an MGC or KC world?

Where every female is a succubus, vermin, goblin, or some sort of abomination, are stronger cosplay MGs the Stacy Thundercunts of the monstergirl world?

When there are supposed to be something like only two dozen Lilim and all the Pharaohs and Vampire lords are literally running kingdoms, where does generic little Anon stand? Does he get stuck with the first poor dumb, dead-end little mouse to latch on to him?
Can he hold out for better?

>>15391752
How can she wear something like that and not have a dick penetrating her?
Looks like I have to fix it.

>>15391798
>tfw your favorite is a girl no one cares about
It feels really good.

>>15391798
I always thought about that. How can little old me get a Dragon waifu?
I don't think I would be able to even get the chance to look at one, since they live mostly in mountains and shit like that.
I guess the only way is to become a climber and search for one.

>>15391798
>Does he get stuck with the first poor dumb, dead-end little mouse to latch on to him?
That's entirely fine with me. The one thing that applies across the board is that the waifus love you almost unconditionally. How can a man not respond to that love?

>>15391798
I feel like in cases of mass-monsterization which are inevitable if MGs ever do become real, then most people would get stuck with their household pets.

>>15391820
Or their existing wives and girlfriends, right?
A majority of people would already be in relationships with other humans.

>>15391821
Oh right, people have those too.

>>15391798
Its in a man's nature to settle for his biological needs. I'd just as happily take a homeless vampire as I would a countess. Besides, it's not like we wouldn't have an eternity to rise through the ranks of the night. Her blood may not be noble, but I'll see to it that history records it as divine.

>>15391812
Must be nice to have a simple monster wife.

But I'm sure all the effort in finding a Dragon would be worth it though. That or just find one on a dating site or something.

>>15391838
But does it have to be a Vampire?
What about a wretched Zombie who can barely hold herself together physically or emotionally?
The scrappy mountain flower Alraune who rarely even catches wind of men?
The Slime (common, not magical or fancy) who tries really hard to be appealing when she has a tenuous grasp on human culture or language?

>>15391851
Even if you don't get to your Dragon waifu, you'll surely get a comparable wife on your adventures. All that hard work must produce results.

>>15391854
I dunno. I flipflop between my love of bloodsuckers and my love of pure undead. I'd also a zombie, and I'd also see her into wighthood.

>>15391857
Yeah, I can settle with a salamander or a hellhound.

Oh lord, why do I fall in love with hard to get monster girls?

>>15391798
I like undead, and lich is my favorite. But if we’re being realistic, would probably never marry one. At best, I would be a temporary guinea pig. And I also love Wights. But Wights are supposed to be the rules of the undead kingdom. So I will probably never seduces one either.
But lucky for me, in MGE, if you fuck a zombie and give her enough spirit energy, she will eventually become a Wight. And there are plenty of zombies around, and they are a low class monstergirl. Meaning that even a weak anon could easily get one.
Hell, you could probably just go and ask a lich or something to create one for you.
So all in all, I could (eventually) get one of my top 5 monster girls.

>>15391867
Because you're into fire types and you either temper or melt.

>>15391798
Roo girls are a riot and there would be plenty close to me.

I would love to see an army of anons looking for their specific monster waifus.

Can you imagine 100 anons raiding a pyramid in order to help that one guy get his Anubis waifu?

>>15390586
>Sachito
When does the milk come out?

>>15391888
>Desert mons take it as a declaration of war
>Get ready for the 100 onslaught of Anons thinking they want a fight
>100 Anon's burst into the Pyramid screaming "WHERE DA 'NUBIS AT?"

>>15391874
Good deeds will surely be rewarded.
http://pastebin.com/rQSWZAnY
Reposting this gem from another anon

>>15391888
I want a vampire waifu, if somebody wants another type of undead they can come with me.

>>15391888

I wonder how many people would want to go to Zipangu?

>>15391911
Pyramids, undead kingdoms, underwater cities, mountains and even hell.

Nothing is safe from the legion. They think they are the only ones who can go around and rape/marry someone? Well, looks like the tables have turned.

>>15391909
Damn, that was good.
Thanks anon.

>>15391911
>The anon legion vs. the undead army.
How many will just settle for a zombie and wait until she’s a Wight?

>>15391929
I don't want to rape one though, just find her.

>>15391923
I would gladly go there to find a nice Oomukade. Checking random caves would be dangerous though considering there could be bears or even Ushi-Onis lurking in them.

Ending up with an Ushi-Oni wouldn't be that bad though.

>>15391888
>implying any of the people here would come together in a group to get OTHER people their waifus
>implying anyone would continue in a group after they got their waifu

It just doesn't work. And what about that fag that wants a lilim or a dragon? You expect the people who want cute foxes and werewolves to shoulder that disproportionate bullshit?

I mean, I'd go on the anubis quest, but only to watch the three anubisfags face off in mortal combat for her. My bet is on Edmunton anon.

>>15391933
Yeah. Hope the author is around so I can give him some (you)s in thanks.

>>15391940
And then you two will stay together, right? There is no need to worry since it's not rape if she cums.

>>15391888
Oh goodness. This is a prompt worth taking on.
A wandering company of Anons searching for their dream. In each town they compile requests, demographics, and occasionally new members disillusioned with the local fare.
Together they trace developing world events and labor to bring their fellowship new and powerful waifus. They begin to be known to outsiders as a black legion, the harbingers of corruption who appear alongside disaster.
Forever raiding ancient tombs and dangerous countryside to enable auspicious meetings for their members. Providing the training and resources to woo even the most militaristic or haughty.
Eventually, they form a headquarters and begin to administer many specialist bands across the world. They recruit from their new wives, engineering a dating cabal with the likes of Tanuki financiers and Hakutaku recordskeepers. Their enforcers grow increasingly formidable in each era, and their reputation morphs from doom knell to matchmaking service.
And one day, their tradition is spoken of in reverent tones and conspiracy theories.
The Knights Escort.

>>15391943
I would help other anons if they helped me get my dragonfu. I would ask her to fly around and scout waifus for other people.

>>15391798
I pity the bastard that wanted a LilimXBaphoXPharaohXDragon combo.

>>15391955
>And then you two will stay together, right?
Of course, after I submit to her.

>>15391964
Don't lie. You'd be fucking her on top of her hoard all day long and forget about everything else.

>>15391974
No I wouldn't.
I am a man of my word. I help those that helped me.

Can you imagine a branch of the group made by flying monsters? It would make our job so much faster that everyone would have their waifus and time to fuck.

What do you call the despair of remembering a story you read ages ago but not being able to find it again despite spending an afternoon looking for it?

>>15391995
What was it about.

>>15391966
phahaha.
Wonderful mental image of all the traits slapped together with scant space for woman remaining.
>dark skin, but white hair and red eyes
>most of the tokens of each desert girl remain, and the typical Lilim embellishments have morphed into golden orbitals
>six horns at different angles, etched and gilded
>four wings because why not
>tasteful weaving of fur and scale across the body
>claws and hooves
>skull snakes weaving along arms
>heka and scythe amped up by Lilim flamboyance to a weapon that screams "nothing personnel kid"
>flowing silk cape

would be a good donut steel

>>15391943
Most would leave the group after finding, but those with waifus who want adventures like Salamanders would probably help other to get theirs.

So at the end the group would always have a veteran core of anons with adventurous waifus.

>>15391995
>not just asking here
You should feel stupid, not despair.

>>15391998
Except harem was implied.

>>15391996
Protag was forced to endure having sex with a bunch of shirohebis as a trial. Memory's pretty hazy

>>15392002
I usually try to spend a lot of time finding source for something to avoid making anons mad

>>15392004
gattai

>>15392006
Sounds like that one story with the Dragon and the Ryu competing.

>>15392006
Was it "Tails From the Snake Pit," perchance? Because that was written by Gunstar, and he came down with a bad case of the DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHINGs.

>>15391395
Go away Goku.

>>15392020
There was a Ryu, but I think no dragon. I saw that story in my search as well. Story was pretty much the guy getting blue balled and not allowed to cum while pleasuring like 4 shirohebis in a row. Thanks anyway

>>15392021
That would be a shame if it was by him.

>>15391995
>>15392006
>>15392020
>>15392031
http://pastebin.com/CvR9v8Y2

Hey kid, need a spellcaster?

>>15392040
What kind of magic does she use?

>>15392036
Thanks! That's the one.

How'd you find it so quickly?

>>15392043
Eromancy. You may have heard of it?

>>15392044
I've seen several people looking for it in the past, so I've just got it bookmarked now.

I want to be kidnapped by a hermit amazon whos been secluded for a decade! I want her to go absolutely yandere for me!

>>15392055
I want to beat up a wimpy monster girl!

>>15392046
No, but for some reason I'm extremely aroused.

>>15392060
Like, abuse? Bullying?
Or knocking a "muh heritage" untrained Hinezumi flat on her ass?

>>15392055
>>15392060
I want to dance the mushroom samba with a Wurm!

>>15392071
Beating them up in a sexual bullying kind of way

>>15392060
I want to punch a monster girl in the face at the same time she hit me, then we'll both fall on the ground and start laughing.

I want to spank a loli familiar on the tummy.

>>15392112
Trouble in paradise?

>>15392112
I don't read it, but that looks like a character from NGNL. Is it?

>>15392111
I want to spank a succubus right on her succubutt

>>15392140
So on her everywhere then?

kinky.

>>15392140
I want to fall asleep with my penis being kept warm still inside a succubus

>>15391911
>the nobility of an undead realm think order vampire hunters have infiltrated the city
>it's just anons who came there to fuck bitches

>>15392112
Still holding out hope she'll get an awoken form one day.

>>15392185
I'm gonna make them bitches dance 'round my maypole if you catch my meaning.

>>15392194
>Hebi Kiyohime
Unf.

>>15392185
>it's just anons who came there to fuck bitches
I wouldn't describe it like that.

>>15392208
They would.

>>15391888
Yetis would have to put out a public service not to go to the mountains in light clothing hoping to be saved by one of them or a Yuki-onna, there's only so many Yetis out there

>>15392215
Well I'm not there just for sex. I thought the premise was to find your waifu, and not just fuck monstergirls?

>>15392237
You mean you're not going to take bitches for test drives until you "let the right one in", if you catch my drift?

>>15392242
Well no, my waifu's species is not big enough to find many of them, and I won't turn the girls into used goods just like I wouldn't want my waifu to be one.

How kinky is your waifu anon? be honest.

>>15392242
It would be pretty funny to see vampire antics as they try to find a way to get you to invite them into your house.
I hope that part of mythology remains relevant.

>>15392250
I would be put the stuff she's into is verbotten and haram in these threads so I can't say it.

>>15392250
Pretty kinky

If we did this while having normal sex
It would be like double sex

>>15392250
/ss/ and lactation stuff I guess.

>>15392250
I like to think she's pretty kinky and into roleplay and such.

>>15392250
Not that much. She is more of the gentle and caring type.

>>15392250
Oh anon, you don't even know!

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/742321698943311873

KC is talking about why he hasn't updated Enty or made a new Monster Girl recently. Can someone who understands Japanese explain what he's saying? And no, google translate isn't helpful.

>>15392303
>And no, google translate isn't helpful.
Seems helpful to me. He's apologising for not updating in a while, he's going to update his site with info on MGE II sometime this month and he has 2 girls planned for Enty posts.

>>15392208
Well, it is just a saying. They would likely court high level undead with more romantic words, although I'm not sure what you would say to a lich.

>>15392315
>dual girls

Sweet

Cute dragons.

I want to be a vampire's 'adopted' otouto!

>>15392315
>Update site and the Enty and stuck in a shambles in, sorry.... Site during the month pictorial Ⅱ Enty is soon two tribes making and high resolution version in a family row in the past let us plan, updated with information.
How you get "he's going to update his site with info on MGE II sometime this month and he has 2 girls planned for Enty posts" is beyond me

>>15392391
>two tribes
Hopefully neither of them are the sandrakers.

>>15392390
Me too!

>>15392390
Why do Vampires work so well with that kinda stuff?

I want a Gazer friend to commentate about the E3 and eat dry cereal in between the breaks

Your adventuring days are over Anon.

>>15392403
Why?
Is she going to be my wife?

>>15392396
I want her to refuse to ever drink from me, even when she's starving!

>>15392403
Shit that reminds me, I forgot to save the rouge Holstaur that got drawn yesterday, anybody have it on hand?

>>15392422

>>15392438
Thanks anon, I'd join an evil army just so I can be taken out like this.

Sure is quiet today, time to post shortstacks.

>>15392480
She looks cute.

>>15392390
>>15392396
>Adopted by a Vampire and her husband as a baby
>They already have a daughter 4 years older than you
>Never having a human family for reference, you believe everything your sister does with you is normal
>When she starts sucking your blood after she starts puberty, she says it's normal for families to help each other like that so that a young Vampire doesn't go out and attack someone
>When she starts having sex with you after you start puberty, she again claims it's normal, both so that she doesn't go out and attack someone and so that no one attacks you
>She never made any mentions of what the two of your were doing was called though
>When the other boys in class started talking about wanting to lose their virginities, you had to ask what that was
>When they explained it to you, you responded with confusion
>"Don't your sisters do that with you?"
>Now it was their turn to be confused
>You told them what your sister had told you, and they told you that that was disgusting
>You went home sad and confused and told your sister what the other boys in class said
>She explained to you that you're not wrong, it's just that their sisters are human, and human sisters are bad girls who don't love their brothers
>Satisfied with that answer, you and your sister head off to take a bath together

>>15392484
She's a tiny shortstack onee-san, of course she's cute.

>>15392486
Nothing better than a vampire nee-san

A vampire mom, maybe

>>15392500
I want to cum endlessly inside her.

>>15392403
>still no Jojo style story where monstergirls train up and challenge him to increasingly hard battles in order to win his hand in marriage.

There's potential in this shit, people!

>>15392486
More?

>>15392500
>tfw no tiny shortstack onee-san who you have to kneel down to receive headparts from

>>15392486
What a great sister.

>>15392512
http://i.imgur.com/IPuR9RQ.png
>>15392519
Headpatting the shortstack onee-san doesn't seem so bad either.

>>15392541
>tfw the x-ray completely ruins it
every time.

Is it finally time for the womanlet uprising?

>>15392541
>Headpatting the shortstack onee-san

No anon you will make her pout.

>>15392545
There's a non x-ray version too but without the cum or heart pupils sadly.

>>15392549
Nobody wants a woman under 6 feet.

>>15392561
lolicons?

>>15392556
That's fine, I don't care much for those anyway.

>>15392561
Hey, fuck you buddy.

Short girls and lolis need love too.

Since we're on the subject of Onee-sans, what kind of places would you want to go to with your Onee-san to do absolutely nothing lewd at?

>>15392576
They don't.

>>15392561
What did you say you little bitch?

Hey guys, I tried my hand at writing a short little story. Based it off of a daydream I had a couple days ago at work. If it isn't obvious, im not a very good writer. But I'd love if anyone had any advice or criticism to give!

http://pastebin.com/VQE31SgX Anyhow here it is

>TL;DR Man is blackmailed by little people

>>15392584
Parties for the high nobility that are not orgies.

>>15392584
It's not lewd, it's just two siblings expressing their love for each other. It's natural.

>>15392619
>siblings
>literal big sister instead of a figurative slightly older lady
Disgusting and yet arousing. Flooding your blood-related sister's pussy with your hot cum is the ultimate taboo.

Guys incest is still wrong even if she is a monster

>>15392636
I agree

I'm gonna be really dense around my vampire-neesan! I'll pretend to let her drink from me only to shove a bloodbag into her mouth!

>>15392636
This is wrong, I disagree.

>>15392647
Would you at least put the bag over your neck to let her have some fun

>>15392655
I'd use ketchup

>>15392654
There's no comma after guys. Therefore, he's talking about how it's wrong to fuck your faggot brother who alped.

I bet half the people here would do that anyway.

>>15392636
>not impregnating your smug daughteru
>not impregnating your smug granddaughteru
Faggot detected

>>15392611
>Blackmailed by a group of monster girls
Now this is my sort of thing. Could have maybe done with being a bit more descriptive of the acts themselves but it's not all bad.

My advice is to keep writing down daydreams you have this way as practice while taking on board criticism as you go. Eventually you'll get better that way if you can filter out the constructive criticism from people complaining because they didn't like choice in girls/sex acts.

>>15392636
>Not getting a double blowjob from your twin Jinko imoutos
Faggot.

>>15392611
Not bad for a first attempt, friend. Stick around, it's always good to get more writefagging in here.

>>15392666
Thanks m8! Im glad ya found it at least a little enjoyable. And I will certainly try to keep that in mind.

>>15392655
Nope! I'll pretend to be helpless and beg her to be gentle before I sleight of hand the bag into her mouth and run away laughing!

>>15392674
Thank you! Hope ya liked it at least a little bit. Anything in particular that stuck out as being something I should try to work on?

>>15392611
>Get raped by shit lolis
>They treat you like shit
>Then expect you to take responsibility
Fuck that, why isn't the daughteru protecting her father's smile?

>>15392668
>Not getting a 69 from your Jinko twin sister
Switch master race.

>>15392681
My guess is because the daughteru was a piece of shit too and as hinted at it was probably the guy's fault for being a bad parent.

>>15392677
How long until she rapes you

>>15392688
Then the father should kill himself to hopefully scar the shit lolis for life.

Then leave a note for his daughteru explaining that those 3 girls and their role. That way she can avenge him.

>>15392694
That night most likely, and she'll probably drink so much of my blood that she won't need to feed for a week! It was my plan all along

I hope Anon's village is attacked by a P'Orc warband.

>>15392749
Can it have a zoimbie invation instead? That sound a lot better.

>>15392668
Twin jinko imotous are for cuddling, petting, and waiting for them to hit puberty so they become tall musclemotous.

>>15392759
Maybe next week, your village gets attacked by lots of monsters.

>>15392765
But they'll grow up extra big if they get a good dose of protein and spirit energy.

>>15392778
That's why you feed them minomilk!
It'll help them grow big and strong to get the oniichan D

>>15392782
Big imoutos are wonderful, just imagining a pair of Jinkos who are already 6'7 still acting like cute younger sisters and being spoiled is too much for me to handle.

>>15390807
>Monsterboy
Save that shit for /tg/.

>>15392684
>No Jinko twin sister who tries to get you to work out with her even though she doesn't wear a bra and her big tits bounce everywhere.
>No Hinezumi twin sister who keeps "accidentally" tripping during her katas and landing in lewd positions when you're near.
>No Ren Xiongmao twin sister who poledances with her bo staff when she spots you watching her train.
>No Kakuen twin sister who sits her fat spats wearing ass on your lap after a hard workout with her loose tanktop threatening to fall off.
God damn it, why are martial artist monstergirls so good?

>>15392802
>Ne ne! Scratch my ears oniichan!
>No! Pet me first! Pet me!

Yeah, big musclemotous would be lovely

>>15392611
I would have liked if it went on longer and went more in depth.

>>15392802
Chuff chuff

>>15392802
Big sisters are angels sent to make you live in pure bliss.

>>15392814
Thats something I definitely wanna try to do. I just really wanted to pump out the Story because I ended up putting it off again. Also thank you!

>>15392811
>Chuffing when you scratch their ears
>Still trying to sit on your lap when watching tv out of habit
>Coming through to your room at night clutching a pillow when they have nightmares or there's lightning that night
>Making heart shaped valentines chocolates with "I love onii-chan" awkwardly written on them
And don't even get me started on the lewd stuff.

>>15392822
So can we agree that Katt is the best girl in Breath of Fire II? Other than Bleu of course.

>>15392835
Yep, she has a nice tiger butt

I like Paladins and Succubi reluctantly getting along

>>15392841
>Paladin at a campfire with a Succubus he'd captured
"Eat your sausage before it gets cold."
>Licks her lips
"There's a sausage I'd just L-O-V-E to stick in my mouth."
>Gets shut up when he puts the succulent pork into her mouth and feeds her, having bound her feet and wings so she couldn't run or fly
"Gods, what'd I do to get stuck with you."
>Gives him a wry grin
"You know you love me~"

>>15392841
Why would they?