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Summer is for Sahuagins!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>> No.15377477

>>15377467
I want to massage a Yeti's paws

>> No.15377479

>>15377467
THICC FISH

>> No.15377480
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15377480

>>15377467
Lazy summer days with your waifu!

>> No.15377481

Kikis are olev

>> No.15377484

>>15377467
Help the flatfish get not so flat.
Donate milk today.

>> No.15377487

>>15377480
Gorgeous.

>> No.15377488

Make sure this thread has plenty of dragons!

>> No.15377489
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15377489

>>15377479
That's what the Eel is for.

>> No.15377493

>>15377396
Who and what is that semen demon?

>> No.15377494
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15377494

Does Flatwoods Monster drive a car in the lore?
What is Japan's fascination with it?

>> No.15377504
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15377504

>>15377487
She's always gorgeous!

tfw 4 commissions and waiting. Waiting isn't as fun as getting new sketches and updates. I think I might get just one more commission while I'm waiting, either Jabberwock in bikini armor, or Jabberwock Computer Icons.

>>15377488
There are never enough dragons though!

>> No.15377505
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15377505

>>15377488
I got you.
I'm going to marry a Dragon and give her a ring that is worth more than her entire hoard!

>> No.15377507

>>15377494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQD6-x5-49s
They really are obsessed with them, aren't they?

>> No.15377517

>>15377479
I'm happy to keep the love for them from the last thread going!

>>15377484
Breasts do float in water, or attempt to when under. She'll have to put in even more efforts towards battening them down if they grow!

>>15377480
A like minded individual! That Wock is working the summer wear nicely. I am in total agreement with >>15377487

>> No.15377523

>>15377504
When will we see the Wock doing lewd onee-san stuff?

>> No.15377524
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15377524

>>15377477
Be sure to kiss the soft fleshy bits and trace around the borders where they meet the fur, all too tenderly. You're a thoughtful one, Anon.

>> No.15377556

>>15377467
I miss Barb
What happened?
Also did he ever do that glacies he said he would

>> No.15377561

>>15377504
>giving more money to Butter

>> No.15377563
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15377563

>>15377480

>> No.15377575

>>15377493
Yes, I was wondering that myself. My searching has yielded no results yet.

>> No.15377598

>>15377556
What happened to what? He just posted something a week ago.
http://barbariank.tumblr.com/post/145373232733/today-i-did-a-thing-a-random-thing

>> No.15377605

>>15377556
He's alive and well, I think he just got sucked into video games.

>> No.15377616

>>15377598
>>15377605
I just don't see him as much around here or anywhere really is all.

>> No.15377620

>>15377504
>wock this wock that
Lame, and a complete waste too.

>> No.15377649

>>15377517
Indeed, she'd need to wear a tight bra that pushes them together when swimming.
The life of a not-flatfish is a difficult one.

>> No.15377671

>>15377620
This. Why cant people commission monster girls I want?

>> No.15377678
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>> No.15377681
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15377681

How do they beat the heat?

>> No.15377683

>>15377620
Use your own money mang.

>> No.15377685

>>15377678
That shark gon get irrumated.

>> No.15377698

>>15377678
Cutest shark on the sea.
Would go to the beach just to see her.

>> No.15377707

>>15377678
If sharks have two dicks, do shark girls have two pussies?

>> No.15377712

>>15377413
>Sea slimes
>scary

I didn't know you found kindness, sweetness and innocence scary.

>> No.15377714

>>15377707
I heard that Scylla's have seven of them.

>> No.15377717

>>15377678
She's going to get lots of pups

>> No.15377720

>>15377714
Seven vaginas?

>> No.15377721

>>15377707
Would you get your thing bifurcated so you could put it in both at once?

>> No.15377724

>>15377721
Ew, no. I'd magically grow another, though.

>> No.15377728

>>15377720
Maybe more...

>> No.15377730

>>15377720
Maybe more.

>> No.15377731

>>15377685
>>15377707
>dat tail
>shark

>> No.15377737

>>15377731
You beat me, but I was just about to ask if it wasn't an Orca.

>> No.15377739

>>15377737
An Orca is fine too. As would a P'Orca.

>> No.15377752

>>15377739
A p'orca? Like an aquatic porc?

They sound jiggly.

>> No.15377767

>>15377739
As long as it's not a Dolphin, almost all water creatures are fine.

>> No.15377773

>>15377752
I imagine that they would, although there would most certainly be muscle beneath that pudge.

That and they'd be wearing bikinis.

>> No.15377794

>>15377523
That one does look like a lewd Onee-san one. I mean beer, hot springs, and a look that says "rape".

What more could you want?

>> No.15377803

>>15377767
Sea cucumber? Blobfish? Anglerfish?

>> No.15377807

>>15377794
A Wock molesting her otouto.

>> No.15377814

>>15377803
Blobfish are just going to be fat mermaids aren't hey?

>> No.15377817

>>15377803
All nice in their own ways.

>> No.15377825

>>15377524
I'll rub her paw pads with cocoa butter lotion and dig deep into her fur and claws after a long day of helping cold skiiers warm up at a resort

>> No.15377826

>>15377803
That's why I said almost.

>Sea cucumber I know the one you're talking about

>> No.15377827
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>>15377807
Rude. Wocks do NOT molest their little brothers. They make love! There is a BIG difference!

>> No.15377833

Puppy Paw Pads!

>> No.15377838

>>15377833
>Messing with Anupup paw pads
Why does that seem like so much fun?

>> No.15377849

>>15377827
Do they love their little brother enough to produce milk for him?

>> No.15377851
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15377851

>>15377838
I'ma mess with Nerdhound paw pads!

>> No.15377854

>>15377598
>>15377616

>Last major work is of a video game character

You know that they're binging on Overwatch until the two-week, post-launch high wears off.

>> No.15377859

>>15377851
Would this be like holding her hands?
Would she be blushing and stammering while you mess with them?

>> No.15377862
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>>15377859
Well, the character archetype that nerdhound is basically a clone of is a deadpan type, not a shrinking violet.

>> No.15377866

>>15377862
>Otakohound
YES YES YES
E
S

I want to hear her lewd jokes about me molesting her paw pads. All of them, including the ones on her feet.

>> No.15377868

>>15377862
I do not know who that is.

>> No.15377870
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15377870

>>15377825
Ah, that's the best. Massages with warm coaca butter absolutely can't be beat.

>>15377838
Because you're imagining the tiny anubis kid's happy reaction when you start pressing and tickling her pads? She'd probably get all giggly and play with your hands back, grabbing and smushing her paws back against your palms and fingertips.

>> No.15377872
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15377872

>>15377739
>>15377752
Well, I don't know of anything called a "sea-swine", but it's a wonder that we don't have aquatic centaur due to seahorses.

All things in their own due time though. There are so many directions to go with for that one that it might as well be thought through carefully.

It's not as though we've seen all there is to land-based Centaurs and there's no need to rush.

>> No.15377874

>>15377866
Galko's better.

>> No.15377876

>>15377868
https://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=character&charid=78780

>> No.15377879

>>15377870
Anupups would be fun to play with.

>> No.15377880

>>15377874
Otako > Ojou > Galko >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone else

>> No.15377884

>>15377872
H O W
D O
T H E S E
P A N T I E S
W O R K??????

>> No.15377888

>>15377879
I'd love to play with a neighborhood Anupup for years until it turns into molestation after she undergoes puberty.

>> No.15377894

>>15377884
They split behind the legs and join back up behind her back.

>> No.15377898

>>15377888
I don't think I'd go into outright molestation but it would be fun playing with her over the years.

I would worry about putting her into vidya games because she'd be a sucker for RTS games or spreadsheet simulators.

>> No.15377904
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15377904

>>15377825
>>15377870
These Anon know how to help someone live the good life. Indeed, it's a moment to cherish, taking care of the hands you want to hold forever, whether it's your wife's or another's.

You all deserve great, big hugs by Yetis and Anubis alike.

NOTE: I am not responsible for any drowsiness or abrupt dreaming that occurs as a result of all but enchanted hugs.

>> No.15377908

>>15377880
Not that guy but anon, Pure Gyaru is a wonder of the universe.

>> No.15377916

>>15377872
>Seahorses
Hope you have an mpreg fetish then.

>>15377884
Since the front end shows human flesh and no fur, and the rear end looks 100% mechanical, I'd guess they're a human wearing some sort of funky armored unit. The normal human-style panties seem to back that up.

>> No.15377918

>>15377884
This Anon said one possible solution. I mean considering their MGE structure, they probably wear 2 sets of panties.

Side-tie panties and a few other designs that are just meant to be ornate and sexy, actually have more practical value for them in addition to other modifications to make them fit comfortably.

>> No.15377932

>>15377916
I'll admit that I could also see it that way and both imagined a weapon system for a character design based on that same idea, as well as having seen such practices in other fictions afterwards.

But, the beauty of more or less full armour is that it can be another unit or the real deal, as long as there's no source saying which it definitely is. Ah, imagination.

>> No.15377948

>>15377916
No, no. I... actually don't know if I have a fetish, since I can appreciate a wide variety of things. Well, that's silly talk. Of course I have one, I just don't know it yet. Other than loving most character designs with a prominent shield, but that's creative rather than sexual!

But who knows what KC will come up with. I'll wait and see.

>> No.15378039
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15378039

This is a slow start.

>> No.15378056
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15378056

>>15378039
Don't know about everyone else but I was having connection problems.

Seems to be working now though so time to party.

>> No.15378062

>>15378039
I wish to breed hip-loli onis.

>> No.15378071

>>15377879
>>15377888
>Babysitting your neighbour's anubis child because her parents are frequently away on work trips
>Not your first choice for a job, but the money's nice
>And the kid herself is actually easy to get along with
>Despite not even being 10 years old, she's well behaved, and you can actually hold a conversation with her
>She gets fidgety if her mind isn't being occupied though, and has her own little ways and systems for doing things
>Working around them is easy enough though, she'll just grab your hands and correct you if she wants something done in a certain order
>After dinner, you go into the sitting room and watch TV
>It looks like there's a big model made out of plastic bricks she's been working on, but it seems more like a half-finished shell than anything else
>While you watch TV and make idle conversation, asking about her parents, she says she needs to go upstairs for a second
>You hear the sounds of cupboards being opened and heavy boxes being shifted above
>About to follow her up, but then you hear her claws tapping on the stairs as she comes back into the room, holding a cardboard box full of wires, metal... objects and circuitboards
>"Uh, what's that you got there?"
>"Dad's leftovers. All the stuff he gets to keep from work goes in here so we can play with it later. I'm making a robot with them," she says, pointing to the half-made model
>Oh, of course
>You decide that she's fine doing what she's doing, considering how mature and level-headed she as, as long as you're supervising her
>As you sit and watch, though, she starts pulling out more and more mysterious objects from the box
>Large motorized systems, complex motherboards, and - wait, is that a radiation hazard sign on that tube-thing?
>"Hey, what does your dad do for a living again?"
>"He works for a place called DARPA," she says, casually assembling what looks suspiciously like some sort of chain gun

>Maybe babysitting isn't the best job for you.

>> No.15378072

Why is there almost no art of dragon wing hugs?

>> No.15378077

>>15378071
Cute!

>> No.15378079

>>15378071
>not molesting the anupup
>not goading her into making a DP dildo machine to sit on
Poor show.

>> No.15378081

>>15378039
I have to say, those proportions are pretty perfect.

>> No.15378095

>>15378081
Hips made for intercrural and thigh throttling. I wish to have her throttle me with her legs while she sucks my dick.

>> No.15378107

>>15377888
>I'd love to play with a neighborhood Anupup for years until it turns into molestation after she undergoes puberty.
It would be even more likely to get inappropriate with a hellhound. They'd probably want to wrestle or something, and be prone to taking most of their clothes off because it's too hot at your house.

>> No.15378114

>>15378079
She's just a sweet, little anupup. No corrupting or molesting.
Nothing wrong with letting her climb onto you and happily explore her sexuality through your body when she first gets all hot and comfortable with you.

>> No.15378116

>>15378071
>Her first big project is a weapon system rather than a sex toy

This is what happens when MGs grow up withoiut an influential mother figure! The absentee parenting style is ruining the fabric of MGC society and its moral values!

>> No.15378122

>>15378072
I'd rather have a vampire wing hug

>> No.15378124

>>15378122
Fine, but there is a massive lack of art of that too.

>> No.15378125

>>15378095
How hard a boner would you get if your slighly older pear-shaped yan musclegirl childhood friend wanted to playwrestle with you at an inappropriately high age while wearing her swimsuit and wrapped her big, soft thighs coursing with hot blood around your face? consider both the vice-like pressure and the jackhammer-like pounding of her heartbeat over your ears.

>> No.15378131

>>15378125
>slighly older pear-shaped yan musclegirl childhood friend

Holy shit, all those adjectives. That's like a contender with the brown, genki, sundress-wearing elf.

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>>15378131
>brown, genki, sundress-wearing elf.
Make that a swimsuit-weaeing elf and I'm in.

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>>15378122
Oh, that reminds me of a sequence I tried to work out in my head once, where a warrior of a Vampire walked out with her husband to show a pack of Werewolves that she'd claimed him.

She basically had him piggybacking, except that her wings hugged him against her body, such that his member was firmly sandwiched between her butt cheeks. And only she knew just how lewd he was in there as the wings blocked sight of everything except for his head.

Still sensitive from the morning love-making, he was feeling every motion as she proudly strode towards those who had chased him to her derelict castle in the first place... Yeah. "Elaborate".

>> No.15378151

>>15378039
The thread's have been pretty slow lately, its nice to be able to go to sleep and not wake up to 1000 new posts.

>> No.15378166

>MGE Volume 1 ended with the 100th Monster Girl being very important, the Lilim
>MGE Volume 2 ended with the 200th Monster Girl being very important, the ___

>> No.15378176

>>15378166
Paladin girl

>> No.15378180
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>>15376748
>Small strong Dragons are cute and should get lots of love.

I never did get to respond since the thread was suddenly archived, but I absolutely agree.

I was surprised at how much it reminded me of (pic related), a Gore Magala MG, despite being almost 2 year old.

I'm not sure if I am more or less surprised to find out that the artwork is actually a 'Monster Hunter' Crimson Fatalis personification. What a coincidence.

Oh and for anyone looking for the source or more, the artist does have a few more pieces and some are very Wyvern-like personifications: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=tibet_tanioka

>> No.15378181

>>15378166
Adramelech

Like an Onee-san take on the Baphomet

>> No.15378185

>>15378071
That's a good daughteru.

Though perhaps she could use more knowledgeable supervision than the neighbour boy...

>> No.15378188

>>15378166
Aren't the old ones in the ocean also monstergirls now? There you go.

>> No.15378193

>>15378180
I love how that action figure looks. Pre-ordered her first chance I got.

>> No.15378196

>>15378180
Imouto Fatalis
Childhood friend Crimson Fatalis
Ara Ara~ White Fatalis

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>> No.15378211

>>15378166
Probably high on the power scale dragons. He said that he has plans for some kinds of dragons but they won't appear easily because they're so powerful.

>> No.15378212

>>15378180
Tsunloli Dragons are top Dragons.

>> No.15378214
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15378214

>>15378180
No loli dragons. Only big, busty dragons allowed.

>> No.15378220

>>15378214
Can you imagine sex with a Thunderbird, a Raiju and a Jinouga?
My dick trembles in delight just by thinking about it.

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>>15378214
Big, pear-shaped Dragons > big, busty Dragons.

>> No.15378226
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>>15378221
I love ass.

>> No.15378228
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15378228

Reminder to be careful of the loli gangs. They're very dangerous these days.

>> No.15378231

>>15378220
>Thunderbird gets off zapping you all
>Raiju gets off getting zapped
>Zinogre goes super saiyan and puts you through the floorboards
I am both aroused and terrified

>> No.15378232

I like my dragons young, strong, greedy and full of spirit!

>> No.15378233

>>15378185
Seeing how it's a monster family, they probably didn't exactly hire the young man next door for knowledgability.

>> No.15378234

>>15378226
Ass is love. Ass is where penises belong.

>> No.15378238
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15378238

Have you accepted that MGs are gross?

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15378239

>>15378234
Penises can belong in tits too, anon.

>> No.15378242

>>15378234
Tits > Ass

>> No.15378244

>>15378238
>What girls like makes them gross.

OMG. MGs like cocks! Ewwwww. MGs are the worst!

>> No.15378245

>>15378239
Penises in tits are useless. Only penises in asses bring value into the world in the form of daughterus and future asses.

>> No.15378251

>>15378242
>Being this neolithic

http://imgur.com/gallery/QRZLd

>> No.15378252

>>15378238
>implying that's a problem
I'd marry a Saya if she was a nice, good girl and loved me.

>> No.15378253

>>15378193
I'd like to say that I know how you feel, but you may be an actual Monster Hunter fan whereas I basically know it through fan art alone.

All the little details like the dual sets of horns and hair are great. I really want to see make a stop-motion of her wings unfolding from the "dress" to reach out at the camera. It's terrifying to think about.

>>15378196
Well when you say it like that: Enjoy! - http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/659284

>>15378214
I don't know about your use of "loli" there, but I enjoy Yui H's work just as much as the next person.

>> No.15378256

>>15378245
>Only penises in asses bring value into the world in the form of daughterus

I'm not even angry. I'm just disappointed in the American education system.

>> No.15378257

>>15378251
>Being this black

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>>15378238
Also they have other problems.

Like being smelly.

>> No.15378264

>>15378231
>You hear a loud thunderous roar in the middle of the elec fuck
>You know that roar all too well
>A HUEG Rajang appears
>She goes super saiyan god and starts licking her lips, looking at you with hungry eyes

I love fiery monster girls, but goddamn eletric types are godly.

>> No.15378270

>>15378181
>The enemy of God, greater in ambition, guile and mischief than Satan. A fiend more curst — a deeper hypocrite.

I like the cut of his jib.

>> No.15378273

Tits are life, Ass is hometown

>> No.15378275

>>15378253
>I'd like to say that I know how you feel, but you may be an actual Monster Hunter fan whereas I basically know it through fan art alone.
Eh, not really. I'm not a HUGE fan. I've only played Tri and its update 3U, neither of which even have the dragon that MG figure is based on.

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15378278

>>15378232
In other words you like to be a loving father? After all a true horde is not founded upon greed, but upon knowing she has the power to take what she wishes.

>> No.15378284

>>15378275
Ah, true enough. I myself learned more about the series because of this figure than at any other time. I was so surprised they went the MG route and didn't just rip the female armour from MH4!

>> No.15378290

>>15378284
Indeed, it is a nice surprise.

Though I have seem some pics of prototype Hunter figs too. Still, I do hope they'll make more MG-figs like this in the future.

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15378292

Remember anon, any girl who often goes out to MGC Bars as the sober driver for friends or colleagues must be a villain.

They're always planning something, so be careful when you drink, lest you get prayed upon by an apex predator!

>> No.15378304

>>15378292
I don't drink. Checkmate monstergirls.

>> No.15378305

>>15378292
>Remember anon, any girl who often goes out to MGC Bars as the sober driver for friends or colleagues must be a villain.

I think we all know that the MGC version of Uber is basically a rape enabler. Especially the MGs that carry men rather than drive. You get drunk, confused, vulnerable men to come to you and in intimate proximity? That's like a goldmine for rapey MGs.

>> No.15378307
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wips. wips as far as the eye can see

>> No.15378313

>>15378292
I want to play with Hakutaku sensei's fluffy tail

>> No.15378318
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15378318

Flexile demons

>> No.15378320

>>15378278
Sure.
I would like my daughter to be just like my wife. Strong and proud, able to protect her family and show the world what a Dragon can do.

I hope she finds a nice boy for herself.

>> No.15378326

>>15378292
Good thing I drink at home, it's cheaper and there's no cunts who drink more than they can hold looking for fights.

>> No.15378333

>>15378307
>manlet at the front

WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN

>> No.15378335

>>15378318
Lewd ballet shows when?

>> No.15378338

>>15378292
Ha! Jokes on them. I live in a house next to the bar, I even leave the door open in case i'm too drunk to find the keys.

>> No.15378342

>>15378335
You mean a burlesque show? Pretty sure they have clubs for that kind of thing, anon.

>> No.15378347

>>15378292
I want to make a monster girl feel guilty about her plans to rape me by being genuinely nice to her!

>> No.15378348

>>15378338
>Anon passes out and is taken home before being raped in his own home

>> No.15378351

>>15378342
No, it needs the elegance of ballet too. Like a ballet dancer and her husband putting on a graceful and intimate display together.

>> No.15378355

>>15378347
Anon, does that Unicorn look like she cares?

Does that look on her face look like one of mercy?

>> No.15378357

>>15378342
>burlesque show
Fat girls stripping? No way. I want a classy show with Succubutts playing famous Succubutt stories to beautiful music.

>> No.15378358

>>15378347
You will get tender raped instead

>> No.15378359

>>15378348
There is a mistake there. How do they know where I live if I didn't say it out loud before passing out... I think?

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>>15378351
>Burlesque isn't graceful
You've clearly never seen a professional burlesque troupe. They aren't some Tuesday night stripper insisting she's a dancer, they they actually know what they're doing. Elegant, but still sexy.

And for some reason, I'm picturing the star dancer as a glacie with a Russian accent.

>> No.15378364

>>15378359
Apex Predator's would be able to figure out that information pretty easily.

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>>15378139
>tfw no vampire mistress

>> No.15378372

>>15378307
Hello there, second daughter of Seigen Amawaka. I see you took after your father unlike Mayura.

Also excitement!

>> No.15378379

>>15378355
That's the face of a woman that loves herself some hand holding

>>15378358
Im fine with that


>>15378357
To be fair, fatty MGs stripping is better than learning that Gordie Howe died

>> No.15378383

>>15378379
>Im fine with that
You sure? It's the same, just with cuddles after the raping.

>> No.15378384
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>>15378292
But they look like they're having fun! I trust them!

>> No.15378387

>>15378292
Good thing I do all my drinking at home. Alone. Ha ha haaaaa.

>> No.15378394

>>15378351
>Rape Lake
The story of a man brutally raped by a Swan Harpy
>Nutcracker
Foreign soldier gets mercilessly CBT-footjobbed by resistance members
>The Rite of Spring
A villager gets sacrificed to Yukionna to end June frost

>> No.15378397

>>15378292
>A bishie enters into a bar full of big rough monstergirls by mistake
>He's never seen again

>> No.15378398

>>15378383
That fine, the cuddling means she cares

>> No.15378407

>>15378398
But anon, what if she wants to repeat? What if next time she brings some girls as well to have fun?

>> No.15378409

>>15378397
Of couse he was never seen there again. Hakutaku-sensei in the corner saw that he was in trouble and took him home, where she warned him to stay clear of dangerous places like that AND NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED.

>> No.15378412

>>15378407
>girls
Mean friends.

>> No.15378413

>>15378407
That's fine as long as there is cuddling by her and her friends.
No cuddling is a big no-no

>> No.15378421

>>15378413
But they will have their way with you! They see you more like an object than anything!

>> No.15378429
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15378429

Wock feet are for __

>> No.15378436

>>15378429
Fixing the design of.

>> No.15378440

>>15378429
Not doing anything sexual to.

>> No.15378443

>>15378421
If that's the way they feel then why are they cuddling?

>> No.15378447

>>15378429
Doing something very sexual to.

>> No.15378448

>>15378429
Riping my clothes because she thinks it's sexy, but I actually liked that shirt.

>> No.15378452

>>15378443
She's using him as a plushie.

>> No.15378454

>>15378397
Is it because he's married to a Unicorn in the enchanted forest outside MGC now?

>> No.15378456

>>15378443
Who said they will be cuddling? I said the first one will cuddle.

>> No.15378460

>>15378448
I wonder how many belts a guy goes through. Clawed monsters lack the dexterity and patience to deal with buckles.

>> No.15378465

>>15378452
Still cuddling.

>>15378456
And I said that nothing will happen without cuddling.
No cuddling then no Vitamin D

>> No.15378469

>>15378460
Some monsters actually asks for you to remove your clothes. They don't want to see yoy crying because your favorite shirt or pants are gone.

>> No.15378478

>>15378465
But you don't have any say in the matter

>> No.15378484

>>15378469
>polite Ushi asking you to strip for your imminent cuddlerape

>> No.15378485

>>15378469
You*

>Dragon rips your clothes
>Demands that she buys another one using her hoard
>Go shopping together with her
>It's actually a date

And that's how I became a Dragon's boyfriend.

>> No.15378492

>>15378454
No, he ended married to 3 oni sisters who met there.

>> No.15378495

I'm going to train a Nerdhound into becoming a sexy office lady!

>> No.15378498

>>15378478
Only the first time.
After that I simply don't allow them in

>> No.15378500

>>15378492
>>3 oni sisters
>big hips loli
>sporty tomboy
>strongfat

>> No.15378508

>>15378498
But the first time it happened they took your keys and made copies.

>>15378500
They're also the owners of the bar.

>> No.15378516

>>15378508
>big hips loli bartending
>big-ass horns barely peek above the counter
YES

>> No.15378521

>>15378495
>Nerdhound's good grades pay off
>With anon's help she becomes a high flying executive who wears a suit and a killer pair of heels
>Everyone at work thinks she's a frosty bitch who would never find love in a million years
>At home she's a loving wife and into gentle cuddledom

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>>15378484
Make FULL use of her kindness. Laughter is a good way to a girl's heart, right? Turn the cuddleraping into quality romancing over time The power is yours, Anon!

>> No.15378552

>>15378532
>Making a Ushi so happy that she loses the will to rape

I'm doing it and no one can stop me!

>> No.15378561
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Colored wocks

>> No.15378565

>>15378561
>Colored
We've moved on from using such degrading terms, she's a delicious brown girl.

>> No.15378575

>>15378552
I want to confess my love to a fujo Ushi and push her down onto her bed and deflower her while she's flustered!

>> No.15378583
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>>15378552
>>15378575
On the contrary, we wish to encourage you!

>> No.15378600

>>15378307
That Hellhound is hueg.

>> No.15378601

>>15378583
I'm going to clawhold her while I pant in ecstasy into her ear and her pedipalps twitch in confusion instead of locking me in! I'm going to creampie her before she can even react! Then I'll apologize for raping her and ask if she can ever forgive me!

>> No.15378604

>>15378318
I wish she had some muscle definition.

>> No.15378632

>>15378508
Then they leave me no options.
Looks like it's time for some special White Russians and some new additions to the cuddle dungeon

>> No.15378656

>>15378583
I'm going to clean and brush all the fur on her body after cooking her a big tasty meal!

>> No.15378666

>>15378656
>clean and brush all the fur on her body
That's a lot of fat abdomen to brush, anon. I hope you've got all night to pamper her! Be careful, she might get all hot and bothered and dry hump you until you cum all over her abdomen and have to start all over again! She might do that every time you're about to finish!

>> No.15378674

Are xenos monstergirls as well?

>> No.15378676

>>15378674
No

>> No.15378682

>>15378674
No, unless they're really, really cute.

>> No.15378683

>>15378674
Nope!

>> No.15378686

>>15378674
IF abominations are, I don't see why ayylmaominations wouldn't be.

>> No.15378687

>>15378674
No, you have to call them xenogirls to make them Monstergirls.

>> No.15378693

>>15378666
I'll just say that if she bahaves well I might do that thing that she loves so much. I'm sure she'll resist her urges then.

>> No.15378701

>>15378693
>do that thing that she loves so much
Which is...?

>> No.15378703

>>15378701
Blowing into her ears.

>> No.15378710

>>15378703
>aural sex
>even finishing inside
That's highly unsanitary, anon.

>> No.15378714

>>15378686
It's because almost all of the Cthulhu Mythos based girls thus far with the exception of the Mindflayer (Star-Spawn of Cthulhu/Ilithid) have been native to Earth.

>> No.15378715

>>15378710
I think you need to get your eyes, or your understanding of the English language, checked.

>> No.15378717

>>15378292
Unicorn-san is a pure and very nice girl.
Hakutaku sensei is too old for that sort of thing.

They're both safe!

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>>15378318
Aggressive demons

>> No.15378734

>>15378715
You blowing your load in her ears, man.

>> No.15378738

>>15378238
>latest still hasnt been translated
dammit

>> No.15378753

>>15378701
Sweet talking. Like how she is the sweetest girl in the world, how her fur is soft and smells like flowers, how I love her so much that even death can break us apart. You get the idea

>> No.15378763
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>>15378753
Hmmph

>> No.15378771

>>15378734
That's not a thing which was being said, so okay.
Ear blowing is the best ASMR feeling, though.

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15378794

this thread (like all threads) should have more dragons in it.

>> No.15378796

>>15378763
>I meant phat with a "ph" like the kids say!

>> No.15378798

I want to molest sleeping monsters!

>> No.15378801

>>15378794
Looks like a cow to me.

>> No.15378808

>>15378794
Wock > Ryu > Wurm > Vanilla > Wyvern

>> No.15378814

>>15378798
Reminds me of Shirohebi-cultist anon who wants to drug the tea of, then impregnate of shirohebi, and convince them it's an immaculate conception.

>> No.15378827

>>15378798
Seems like Dormouse is a good option to you.

>> No.15378832
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>>15378808
all dragons are great in their own unique ways
except wyverns witch are simple downgrad from vanilla

>> No.15378843

anon who wanted to be an imouto here, what MG waifu would you guys suggest for good quality cuddlerape/cuddledom

>> No.15378844
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>>15378808
Vanilla at least has Chromatic and Metallic. Ryuus have Chinese or Japanese, Wurms are just Wurms, and perfect.

Eat it.

>> No.15378849

>>15378843
Alps

>> No.15378853

>>15378843
>to be
You wot

>> No.15378855

>>15378849
Shots fired ;_;

>> No.15378856
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15378856

A Kiki actor!
Kiki's can have big dreams too!

>> No.15378857

>>15378827
Its no fun if they're expecting it

>> No.15378861

>>15378843
Fuck off

>> No.15378868

>>15378856
What is she going to be? The maid?

>> No.15378877

>>15378808
Vanilla is the best. She can protect you, fly with you, duel with you, help you study, be sub, be dom, be waifu.

>> No.15378895
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Best girl in the game coming though.

>> No.15378921

Are the stories of monsters stealing children from the streets after curfew true?

>> No.15378923

>>15378843
>>15378849
For cuddleraping and cuddledomming or for getting cuddleraped and cuddledommed by?

>> No.15378933

>>15378923
Receiving I assume

>> No.15378937

>>15378921
Yes.

God help you if they are out near beach or docks after curfew, the Dolphins will get them for sure.

>> No.15378942

>>15378921
Slightly. Many monsters are bleeding hearts when it comes to humans. If they see one in the streets they often assume the worst, that he's been abandoned or is lost, and will take him back to their house for safety. Rarely is this done with malicious intent.

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>>15378214
Gore Magalas come in many shapes and sizes, Anon. I might even give mine paler skin, or buy a second to mimic this.

It sure would be interesting if there were degrees to how "monster" an MG could be, whether it's a natural occurrence or a response to certain conditions, or even of their own choosing... Let's just enjoy the art for now.

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>>15378921
>>15378942
>I will never be an orphan, living in the streets until I'm adopted by the family of a loli vampire to serve as the loli's butler, friend and future husband

>> No.15378970

>>15378964
>I-I like your scales!

>> No.15378980

>>15378877
Wocks do all of that except the sub part. And who wants a loser sub dragon?

>> No.15379007

>>15378980
Good, the only good draconid is a dominate draconid

>> No.15379008

>>15378980
I do.

>> No.15379011
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>>15378964
>It sure would be interesting if there were degrees to how "monster" an MG could be, whether it's a natural occurrence or a response to certain conditions,

I like the idea of that. Same type of monstergirl, but depending on their environment, how they grow, or just from random genetics, you could get a lizardgirl who just has cosplay traits like KC's one, all the way up to a lizardgirl who looks like this beauty.

I bet that'd affect their strength and powers quite significantly, too.

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Why are the evil girls so much better than the "good" ones.

>> No.15379014

>>15378964
There's also >>15378180

>> No.15379025

>>15379008
Wow come on. You could do better then that. Sub dragons are losers.

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>>15379007
>Dominant Draconid
>Implying there's any other kind

>> No.15379032

>>15378980
It's fun to "slay the dragon" sometimes.

Yeah sure, the Wock may be on the same level of the Vanilla, maybe even higher due to the tentacles. However there is no proud and greedy attitude and her brooch pisses me off.

>> No.15379039

>>15378967
I'd rather be adopted by a lonely christmas cake vampire.

Or by a charismatic several hundred year old loli onee-san vampire who makes me keep her little sister company. Because her little sister is kinda crazy and is kept locked inside all day. Also she has a soft CC witch friend with a bookish and easily flusterable succubus familiar, a stoic and efficient Kiki maid with time control powers and a secret inferiority complex about her chest, and a lazy Dragongirl guard who slacks off all day.

What were we talking about?

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>>15379013
I don't know how bike cop puts up with their shenanigans

>> No.15379049

>>15379013
"Evil"

>> No.15379065
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>>15378970
You almost couldn't come up with a finer first compliment. After all, they hold a most beautiful and powerful secret!

That purple aura is also not simply for aesthetics. Supposedly not relying on vision as we know it and especially when not employing her horn-like feelers, this mist gives her vision of an area in a most unparalleled way.

[And she's not done growing, though, certainly no youngin'. She has one more secret to her: http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Shagaru_Magala[/spoiler] Yes, these are the sides of your wonderful (would-be) wife!

>>15379011
KC could works wonders with such a mechanic, but all good things in their due time, right? Still, "variety is the spice of life" as they say!

>>15379014
Yes, yes. The comparison between the two is what prompted that "interesting" idea of "mine" (I mean it's not that original, just not talked about a lot).

On another note:
Seeing as the figure is of the A.G.P. line you can remove everything but the clothes she has on to start. Effectively allowing you to reenact "monsterization"... and the in-game Monster actually can infect and mutate people and wildlife with its aura...

>> No.15379075

>>15379046
All those girls are cute.

>> No.15379085

>>15379065
>KC could works wonders with such a mechanic, but all good things in their due time, right? Still, "variety is the spice of life" as they say!

Who gives a shit about that, and KC would find some way to fuck it up somehow.
Just having it as an idea for more competent people to explore here is more than enough.

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Centaurs are unfair, damn their huge tits making them appealing even though they have a horse pussy.

>> No.15379094

>>15379065
>All these exclamation marks
>Overuse of ellipses again
>Broken spoilers again
>Obnoxious, easily recognisable posting style which just suddenly popped up a few days ago

Newfags normally lurk to avoid bringing in faggotry when they post like you do.

>> No.15379097

Wurmdom is the best.

>> No.15379098
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>>15379093
They give birth to big children so they need big tits!

>> No.15379099

>>15379093
Would you a shetland pony girl with an A cup?

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>>15379099
Shetland pony-chan has a hard life.

>> No.15379106

>>15379065
Sex with a Magala would be crazy due to the virus. I bet it would have the same effects as a raging mushroom, but it would affect whoever is close to her. Not only that, since it's a virus it would probably spread all around!

>Wyvern Matangos that makes throws everyone in a sex frenzy

>> No.15379108

>>15379094
I've been around for a lot longer than a few days, though, I'm no /a/ veteran. Sorry for your troubles.

>> No.15379115

>>15379106
I'm just imagining the huge aftershock party with people laying in the streets groaning and unable to move, and no single man left in the city. Even little Billy, who got attacked by a loli were-cat and had his first time at eleven.

>> No.15379128

>>15379039
An MG version of the SDM by the sounds of it

>> No.15379129

>>15379093
>He doesn't want to smell the musk of a mare in heat
>He doesn't want to watch her fidget with the fact that while her upper body is human, her entire lower body is equine and is craving the D
>He doesn't want to see her get projectile nosebleeds from the idea of holding hands during her estrus
>He doesn't want to tease and stimulate her so hard and vigorously that she gets all hob-kneed like a newborn foal, barely able to stand
>He doesn't want to make her the mother of his children
Sad!

>> No.15379132

>>15377730
>>15377728
Think about it

>> No.15379133

>>15379085
I've seen a fair number of times that his decisions caused mixed feelings and understandable critiques. There are talented people on this board. At the same time there's nothing quite like the feeling of official content, especially if it's a change for the better. Hopefully someone will take inspiration from this.

>>15379106
I don't think they have to spread the "spores" around, plus I think that unique way of sensing the environment is all but eliminated once they become Shagaru. It would be a good excuse to get the space you need to do the deed whenever she wants though.

>> No.15379136

>>15379128
Other than making Sakuya a kiki, there's literally no difference between an "MG version of the SDM", and the regular thing though.

>> No.15379137

>>15379115
I would hide in the sewers, nobody could find me there.

>> No.15379139

>>15379097
Wurmdumb*

>> No.15379141

>>15379137
Bubble slime, devil bugs, large mice.

>> No.15379147

>>15379132
I think I read that the extra penis in males has something to do with extra tissue that's just repurposed?

>> No.15379149

>>15379137
Teenage mutant ninja kappas

>> No.15379155

>>15379136
They're not lolls in this one though.
I would love to be a butler in the MG version, even if I run the risk that is Flan

>> No.15379159

>>15379137
What are the odds of a Gator MG, who end up having some form of the "sewer gator" take applied to them for some unfortunate reason?

>> No.15379160

>>15379139
A wurmdum?!

>> No.15379170

New MGE girl when?

>> No.15379175

>>15379155
>charismatic several hundred year old loli onee-san vampire
>loli...vampire

Personally, I like Sakuya as a Human. Though InuSakuya is pretty damn cute.
Now I'm thinking of Sakuya as an Anubis. Or a Kobold. Or werewolf. Anubis just fits the "Orderly, Well-Managed Head Maid" best.
Also those doujins and such where she becomes a vampire too...

>> No.15379176
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It is a great time for lovers of the wolfu.

>> No.15379178

>>15379137
>I would hide in the sewers, nobody could find me there.
A man tried that once. According to legend, it still skulks the forests outside MGC borders to this day.

>> No.15379179

>>15379136
China has a tail and wings now

>> No.15379186

>>15379170
Given how it's two months till Comiket, odds are KC's bunkering down to finish the profiles he needs for the book. So, we probably won't see any more web profiles 'til August.

>> No.15379192

>>15379175
True, she is orderly enough for it.

I'd just enjoy hanging out with Draconic China

>> No.15379193

>>15379179
It's a common fanon that she can materialize such anyway. A tail at least.

>> No.15379197
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>>15379176
The age of wolfus will last for a thousand years and more.
The aquatic monstergirls can join in too, if they like.

>> No.15379224
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15379224

Raiju rockstar.

>> No.15379226

>>15379129
>>>/mlp/

>> No.15379232

>>15379224
Now we just need one in yellow, and the triumvirape will be complete.

>> No.15379237

>>15379232
Yep.
Also, I only now just noticed that the patterned bits on the Raiju's clothes glow.

>> No.15379257

>>15379237
They're clothes that help store and regulate her power. She's like a superhero, only she wears that instead of a bodysuit.

>> No.15379261

>>15379224
TRANS-AM

>> No.15379264
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15379264

Wife as a magician.

>> No.15379269

>>15379264
Fabulous!

>> No.15379271
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>>15379176

>> No.15379279
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>>15379075
Shark is best

>> No.15379281

>>15379264
Stop gloating

>> No.15379284

Shark girl when
Crocodile girl when

KC pls

>> No.15379294

>>15379281
Gloating?

>> No.15379304

>>15379284
>Wanting KC to do more shit

>> No.15379311
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[ERROR]

>>15379304
>having this big of a hateboner fro KC
Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.

>> No.15379315

>>15379311
Let the shark girls live in his river.

>> No.15379317

>>15379311
That was a waste of a doujin.

>> No.15379318

OH HOW I HATE THOSE SMUG GIRLS
I HATE CHESCHIRE!
I HATE MANTICORE!
I HATE HELLHOUND!
THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

>> No.15379322

>>15379317
And you were a waste of an orgasm.

>> No.15379325

>>15379322
At least one was involved unlike you.

>> No.15379326

>>15379322
He's right.

>> No.15379331
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15379331

>>15379318
Don't touch that whiskey or I'll hug you so hard you won't move your arms!

>> No.15379336

>>15379318
Dan Backslide fucking shut up and steal the run-about already.

>> No.15379337
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[ERROR]

>>15379318

>> No.15379341

>>15379317
For you

>> No.15379342

>>15379318
>>15379336
A ROUNDABOUT!
I'LL STEAL IT!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

<-----To be continued---

>> No.15379344

>>15379318
Time for oppai loli smug squad!

>> No.15379348

>>15379342
I fucking miss Mel Blanc so much. Man was a treasure.

>> No.15379362

>>15379311
Except if you knew anything about KC or had common sense you'd know the MGE setting has more of a trainwreck going on than Age of Sigmar.

>> No.15379368

>>15379362
Nah.
MGE isn't tossing away a perfectly fine universe for Sigmarines

>> No.15379371

>>15379362
>implying I give a fuck about Warhammer faggotry
Fa/tg/uy please.

>> No.15379376

>>15379362
its a porn setting. Of course it has no depth beyond having sex thats working as intended.

>> No.15379385

>>15379362
>Age of Sigmar
With wonderful game mechanics such as players wearing a fake moustaches or drinking out of goblets to use their units' special abilities.

>> No.15379392

>>15379362
I like his setting except for 2-3 things.

>> No.15379398

>>15379385
Don't forget it's rich lore where nobody died!

>> No.15379402

>>15379318
Whos the dan backslide of mgc?

>> No.15379413

>>15379402
Some random Anon.

>OH DORA STANDPIPE, HOW I LOVE HER Tanuki money!

>> No.15379414

>>15379402
Old man Jenkins the paladin.

>> No.15379434

rip

>> No.15379436

>>15379376
KC doesn't treat it like one, and by extention neither do a lot of people, which is why there's a problem in the first place.

Good porn story settings exist, which are well thought out and all, but MGE unfortunately isn't one of them.

>> No.15379437

Dios mio we're back

>> No.15379438

Chubby Tsun apophis who doesn't want to fight a pharaoh!

>> No.15379446
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15379457

Warning: do not attempt to shoplift from the devil.

>> No.15379461

Not having an offsite archive with ghost-posting enabled makes the times when posting is down really boring.

>> No.15379467

>>15379461
Yeah
Without an archive I actually have to do something that isn't shitposting on an anonymous image board

>> No.15379479
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15379479

It was lonely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf5Ymjn3z4w

>> No.15379484

>>15379446
>those legs and tits on the left one
Hnngh

>> No.15379487

>>15379479
>When you fight her the first time when she's invisible

>> No.15379489
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>>15379264
I'm digging this waifu magician trend.

Magician Girls are the best and we need more of them. MG Vegas is a wonderful place of miracles.

>> No.15379491

>>15379457
Or else?

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>>15379446
Bunny girl time?

>Pyonmph.
>Waaah. What are we going to do on this bed?

>> No.15379499

>>15379457
Already did. No one can catch the phantom thief, not even monster girls!

>> No.15379501
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15379501

Singing wolfus with fluffy mofus are a gift from the gods!

>> No.15379502

>>15379499
>Anon was later caught

>> No.15379509
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15379509

We're back, and the wendigos are scared

>> No.15379513

I want to be banished into the mofu pit

>> No.15379514

>>15379502
Well then they'll never rape him. No one can rape the phantom thief, not even monster girls!

>> No.15379515

>>15379509
She'll be dandy,

>> No.15379519

>>15379514
>Anon was later tenderly raped in the missionary position with the lights off while holding hands

>> No.15379526

I'm going to help a runty P'Orc grow up into the biggest and the strongest war chief of them all!

>> No.15379528

>>15379519
"It's not rape if he has an orgasm," claims Lucifer.

>> No.15379536
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15379536

>>15379513
But how much tailmofu is too much tailmofu?

>> No.15379547

>>15379536
>too much
Blasphemy

>> No.15379556

Bid farewell to the Russian Jinkos, we won't be seeing them for a while

>> No.15379564
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>>15379547
There's never too much mofu

>> No.15379566 [DELETED] 

>>15379528
It was all part of my plan. I actually stole her virginity!

The pantom thief makes a great escapade and wins again.

>> No.15379567

>>15379556
This kinda hurts.

>> No.15379571

>>15379556
Eh?

>> No.15379573
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>>15379556
Did Putin-sama ban 4chan?

>> No.15379574

>>15379528
It was all part of my plan. I actually stole her virginity!

The phantom thief makes a great escapade and wins again.

>> No.15379577

>>15379571
Russia got blocked from the 5Chins

>> No.15379586

>>15378079
>Can't just sit and watch a cute little girl build a death machine
>Have to molest and rape
Pedos I swear

>> No.15379587

>>15379577
Oh. I guess it's their turn after Germany. Was it Germany? I know the last region-wide IP ban affected one of our writefags.

So what's the reason this time? Lazy range-ban for an evader? Some Russians using the site to conduct legally-questionable activities?

>> No.15379595

https://twitter.com/4chan/status/741452104112439296
Post yfw gook moot just took away all of our Slavic monster waifus.

>> No.15379600

>>15379577
Aren't VPNs standard procedure there?

>> No.15379605

>>15379587
DDOS.
China may have been hit too.

Probably temporary

>> No.15379626

>>15378221
Big, hourglass-shaped Dragons > Big pear-shaped dragons

>> No.15379637
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15379637

>>15378221
>>15379626
>you will never ravage a plump Namaniku ATK-tier Dragon butt that also has pantlyines

>> No.15379640

>>15379626
I just want big soft dragons.
Shape is irrelevant

>> No.15379659

>>15379637
>>you will never ravage a plump Namaniku ATK-tier Dragon butt that also has pantlyines
>Dat delicious image of a dragon's luscious lips
Why do you do this to me?

>> No.15379669

>>15379640
Even round ones?

>> No.15379679

>>15379669
Even round ones.
Why I'd treat one of those like a princess because I know how the muscled ones must laugh at her.

>> No.15379692

>>15379640
Enjoy your big soft rectangle dragon then

>> No.15379702

>>15379679
Well that's nice, but you could do better. Sure the round ones have big hoards and a good stockpile of nice food, but they're round and lazy.

>> No.15379705

>>>/int/60632392
We're all gonna make it, brah.

>> No.15379708

>Just want a normal strong female looking dragon

Oh god, what is wrong with me?

>> No.15379712

>>15379692
I.....How?


>>15379702
I don't mind that.
Being lazy means she's always up for some games or movies.
Granted, she may be bigger than I am but that's a small price to pay
Plus, she'd probably let me be on top so she has to do less work

>> No.15379713

>>15379708
Everything.

>> No.15379729
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15379729

Gotta post cute dragons before going to sleep, it's like a ritual to have good dreams.

>> No.15379730

>>15379679
Don't encourage the fatties.

>> No.15379733
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>>15379708
Do you mean a plain-but-strong dragon girl, or an actual dragon?

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15379734

Man fuck Summer.

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>>15379729
Sleep well anon.

>> No.15379746
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15379746

In progress. Want to commemorate Liru's grand release with this.

>> No.15379752

>>15379734
Dat Ushi-Oni

>> No.15379756

>>15379730
Eh, I'll settle for one. The dragon bit makes it worth it.

>> No.15379761

>>15379734
>going out alone in the middle of the woods in spring
Asking for it

>> No.15379766

>>15379746
Groovy stuff Nuke.

>> No.15379768

>>15379733
Plain-but-stron dragon girl.
Literally a miracle of the universe. Ahh those long tails and scaly hands makes my heart jump like if I was some sort of higschool girl when she saw her first love. Damn I love some fucking dragons.

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15379782

Have we passed the era of writefagging? Seems like less and less is coming out these days. Or is most monstergirl writefaggotry on other sites?

Also: Foxwomen are great.

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>David Cage's Detroit game is going to be shown off at E3

Oh boy. I can't wait to see this hack fraud ruin cyborg girls with bad ideas, poorly implemented rape fantasies, shoehorned supernatural plot points, and writing that falls apart under any scrutiny whatsoever.

>> No.15379788
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15379788

>"What are you thinking about, Anon?"

>> No.15379790
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>>15379733
Strong Dragons

>> No.15379792
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15379792

I want to cuddle Miia and stare into her eyes as we lay down next to eachother


Also why is naked apron so great?

>> No.15379797

>>15379788
Iunno. Just buttstuff, I guess.

>> No.15379800

>>15379782
>>15379786
>>15379788
>>15379790
>>15379792
Five picture post combo. Scary.

>> No.15379801

>>15379788
Alps. I'm angry about alps.

>> No.15379802

>>15379786
>Oh boy. I can't wait to see this hack fraud ruin cyborg girls with bad ideas, poorly implemented rape fantasies, shoehorned supernatural plot points, and writing that falls apart under any scrutiny whatsoever.
Why can't we have nice things?

>> No.15379806

>>15379788
Thinking about how soft and floppy your ears are.

>> No.15379811

>>15379786
>cyborg girls
I feel compelled to point out both that image and said game revolve around Android Girls, not cyborgs.

>> No.15379818

>>15379811
Oh yeah. Blame it on my typing at 4:40am.

>> No.15379821

>>15379786
>>15379811
Also just to further correct myself, android is also incorrect, as it derives from "Andro", meaning "Male". Thus "Android Girl" is an oxymoron.

The image and game involve gynoids.

I'll go back to my autism corner now.

>> No.15379824

>>15379797
>>15379801
Odd coincidence, huh?

>> No.15379825

>>15379782
Ive never been really into writefagging to be honest, i like green text scenarios, but if it goes over 2 or 3 posts i lose interest

We're doing good on new pictures though
Really good

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>>15379788
Thinken bout the geometry of nee-sans.
And if I have enough booze for tomorrow

>> No.15379847

>>15379828
>tfw no nee-san who likes to cuddle
Is there a word for feeling nostalgic for something you've never experienced?

>> No.15379848

>>15379828
>geometry of nee-sans.
Like their curves?

>> No.15379855

>>15379782
Final exams are probably all over. Expect things to pick up during the summer.

Not a writefag myself. Just guessing.

>> No.15379857

>>15379847
La douleur exquise?

>> No.15379860
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15379860

>>15379848
Sorta

>> No.15379862

>>15379788
Tight mouse pussy

>> No.15379866

>>15379788
How I am now paid to experiment with and kill mice and how that affects my chances with rodent girls.

>> No.15379872
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>>15379855
Loen should also be picking up with commissions once he's done with finals

That should be a nice chuck still, we still have the wock miia and gazer picture to look forward to

>> No.15379874
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15379874

shoogths are nice

>> No.15379875

>>15379866
You work in medicine or something similar?

>> No.15379893

>>15379872
Gazers shouldn't bully their friends

>> No.15379899

>>15379875
Drug discovery lab.

>> No.15379904

>>15379857
I mean a real word.

>> No.15379905

>>15379899
Ah.

>> No.15379911

>>15379872
One more week til Im done. Also, Wocks have way too many details, just noticed her 3rd mouth-tentacle, and an anon told me before she has twintails, always thought she had a ponytail. The more you know.

>> No.15379945
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15379945

Abs!

>> No.15379949

>>15379945
I want to cum on them.

>> No.15379953

>>15379945
Gonna lick them!
Going to ruin them with kids!

>> No.15379956

>>15379911
Not him, but I like your progress on the image so far.

>> No.15379962
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>>15379953
I want to help my wyvern partner get back in shape after giving her an egg.

>> No.15379974
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15379974

>>15379872
>Those Wock thighs
That's a thick Wock.

>>15379911
Hey Loen. Good luck on finals. More Big Fat Cuddle Cat when? Does she even have a name besides Cuddle Cat?

>> No.15379985

>>15379911
Will you ever draw more Vampire stuff?

>> No.15379987

Can a dragon cry?

>> No.15379994

>>15379987
They cry dragon tears.

>> No.15379998

>>15379962
I want to give my wyvern a bunch of eggs in a row so she ends up with thick thighs, a soft chest, and a clutch of loving daughterus.

>> No.15380025
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>>15379998
But how will she protect the land as a knight of justice if she keeps having eggs?

>> No.15380026
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15380026

Why not go up and say something nice to this pretty shroom lady?

>> No.15380032

>>15380025
A wing of daughterus.

>> No.15380036

>>15380025
Well teach the kids!
It's no good for us to be champions and not help raise the next generation.

>> No.15380055
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15380055

What can I help you with?

>> No.15380068

>>15380055
I need a copy of Mein Kampf, please.

>> No.15380069
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15380069

>>15380026
I'd marry a Matango. Mushrooms are cute!

>> No.15380072

>>15380055
Yes, can you tell me where exactly we're standing? This perspective leaves me feeling scared and confused.

>> No.15380086

>>15380055
Ma'am, I would kindly ask you to put on a shirt. I have a thesis to write and you're distracting me.

>> No.15380114
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15380114

>>15380069
Anon was never heard from again.

F To Pay Respects

>> No.15380119

>>15380055
I'm curious if you'd like to sit with me and read our books together, it's a quiet day and perfect for reading. Plus, maybe we can even discuss our favorite books and what kind of books we like the most, you know curling up with a good book also helps one relax when they feel stressed as well.

>> No.15380122

>>15380055
I may or may not be looking for a potion to increase the rear size of ladies.
Do you have such a tome?

>> No.15380124

>>15380114
Just according to keikaku.

>> No.15380130
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15380130

>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.15380142

>>15380130
>A Holstaurus will never piss on you

>> No.15380143

>>15379956
Thanks anon.
>>15379974
Hey there, and thanks. She doesnt have a name yet, would wish to do more of her but Im short in time. Im doing some Overwatch lewds in my free time, as normie bait to expand my name.
>>15379985
I will, it was easy enough. Vampire with boobs on anon's head, covering him with her cape, right? Lets give it a try in few hours.

>> No.15380169

>>15379788
LOTS of butts

>> No.15380173

>>15380143
What's the biggest butt you've ever drawn?

>> No.15380178

I want to be the butler for a well-to-do HInezumi in a cheongsam

>> No.15380180
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15380180

>>15380173
I can answer that for him.

>> No.15380185

>>15380178
>Hinezumi in a cheongsam
Isn't that their standard dress anyway?

>> No.15380188

>>15380180
I think Loen can draw bigger. Not just bigger, either.

Proportionally bigger.

>> No.15380192
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15380192

>>15380188
You mean a dire cuddle cat?

>> No.15380194

>>15380143
>I will, it was easy enough. Vampire with boobs on anon's head, covering him with her cape, right? Lets give it a try in few hours.
I think it involved a chesty Vampire resting her tits on a young boys, but fortunately anon is just as non-specific.

>> No.15380195

>>15380180
Cuddle cat is best cat.

>>15380185
Maybe.
She'd have an ornate one for social events.
I'd have to deal with her when she's drunk and gropey

>> No.15380196

>>15380143
>overwatch lewds

I saw widow, who are you doing next? And don't think it's going unappreciated here, I've been loving overwatch
Trying to decide if i want to commission Miia cosplaying as someone from it

>> No.15380201

>>15380192
......
Yes.
I can dig it.

>> No.15380206

>>15380192
No, I mean a normal, not fat girl, with a butt that is the biggest.

>> No.15380208

>>15380194
young boys head*
Whoops.

Along with partially hugging him with her wings. I don't remember what hairstyle I wanted though.

>> No.15380240

Well, it's nearly 6AM in England, and yet another night without sleep.

I'm starting to think I might have a medical condition, what with how frequently this happens, but oh well. The important thing is I've been writefagging.
On the one hand, you start to ask yourself how your life got like this. But on the other, writing all night and all dawn is a liberating sort of feeling. Like you're free from the constraints of time and schedules.

>> No.15380250

>>15380240
>But on the other, writing all night and all dawn is a liberating sort of feeling. Like you're free from the constraints of time and schedules.
Welcome to hell, anon.

>> No.15380311

I have mastered what few monsters could hope to achieved with their clawed appendages.

the ability to get pop tarts out of a toaster too small for large hands!

>> No.15380317

>>15380311
>He cooks poptarts

>> No.15380324 [DELETED] 

>>15380317
I thing says pit in in a toaster, so I do it

>> No.15380335

>>15379746
Cute awoo.

>> No.15380339

>>15380324
English, motherfucker.
>>15380317
To be fair, there's a few flavors that are better toasted.

>> No.15380341

>>15380324
>Following the rules
NERD!

>> No.15380347

>>15380339
Such as?

>> No.15380349
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http://i.imgur.com/Hzb286H.png

>> No.15380351

>>15380324
FUCKING WOW
*the thing says put it in the toaster, to I toast it.

>> No.15380361

>>15380349
I-I'm not alone! I'm just chatting with friends online and doing other stuff...

>> No.15380378

>>15380349
All this Kej lewd is wonderful.

>> No.15380389

>>15380349
So how much does she want for tonight?

>> No.15380390

Well Anon, it happened.

You and your waifu were out for a lovely car ride when a comically long, but no less dangerous, car accident ensued.

You were fine but your waifu was severely injured and has and her limbs/wings replaced with GOLEMtech replacements.

How do you help her adjust to her new body?

As always, roll if you have no specific species.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

>> No.15380393

>>15380390
>Sea Slime
>Car accident in the ocean
>Slime waifu reforms with no harm done
And all was well that night.

>> No.15380394

>>15380390
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Golem
Uh, life continues as normal?

>> No.15380398

>>15380393
Hmmm, Slimes are surprisingly resistant.

>>15380394
Huh.
Two in a row.
So far it seems that everything's pretty disappointing.

>> No.15380402

>>15380390
>Arachne
All glory to the mech spider!

>> No.15380403

>>15380390
>Alp

I'll joke that she's like Edward Elric now. Lost all of her appendages in a horrible accident! ALL of her appendages! Hardy-har-har.

>> No.15380404

>>15380390
>Crow Tengu
How heavy would those things be? Must be a pain to move.

>> No.15380405
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>>15380390
Wife slime.

>> No.15380406

>>15380390
>Valkyrie
First thing to do is to help her fly and overall just comfort her, her new wings will take time to help her fly with the same grace as before. Also I tell her and show her that her replaced limbs don't affect the the love I feel for her and that thy don't change that great personality of hers. Plus, she get's to become the MG equivalent of archangel from Marvel now, accept she has her free will and she can use it to help fight crime along with her warrior powers, complete with many nights of comforting and love making to help cheer up just like how she was before the accident.

>> No.15380407

>>15380390
>Chimera
She's already a mish-mash of parts, some Golem bits shouldn't bother her. Though I'd still be supportive like a proper husband.

>> No.15380413

>>15380390
>dragon
she still rules the skies like i rule her heart

>> No.15380415

>you will never round up the tanukis and force them into work camps

>> No.15380416

>>15380402
[Arachnotron PTSD flashbacks]

>> No.15380417

>>15380402
Would it be just her legs or would she be sporting mech-claw hands as well?

Maybe some glowing red eyes for when she stalks you in the night?

>>15380403
Yeah, that joke did cost her an arm and a leg.
Plus side, you now have a costume theme for Halloween.

>>15380405
Slime wife seems surprisingly durable.

>>15380406
That and you can weaponize her wings!
She couldn't do that beforehand.
Just make sure that you get her some softer models for when she wants to hug you with them like in the old days.

>>15380407
>Now has a fifth, emotionless personality to go with it.

>>15380413
Yep, that and her elemental breath can fill little glow tubes when she uses it.

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>>15380413

>> No.15380426

>>15380390
>Mermaid

I'm now imagining driving those cars from the drunk driving PSAs. The ones where the inside is flooded with alcohol.

>GOLEMtech

And to think the DeathLok series used to be top of the line. Hopefully it's water resistant

>> No.15380431

>>15380426
Well, mermaids can drink like a fish.


And I do imagine that they'd be water resistant.
>Her mechanical fin has little metal flippers that direct her in the water.

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>>15380402
I for one welcome our spider overlords

>> No.15380447
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>>15380402
Why wast time rebuilding the flesh? Only when it dies is it truly perfect.

>> No.15380469

>>15380417
Of course i'll get her the softer models for her new wings I love having her cuddle me with her mighty wings and I'd never trades those intimate moments for anything. She has two pairs of wings, one for using as weapons to fight crime/protect her and another for at home when we snuggle each other with wings strong to hold me lose to her still loving heart. I want to tell her that even though her wings may no longer be her own and are mechanical, it doesn't change how much I enjoy being wrapped in them and that it means if she feels any sort of depression, I'll be there to hold her tight and remind her no amount of mechanics can change her from the loving girl she's always been.

>> No.15380476

>>15380469
Keep that up and she may just show you that her womb still works.
Hope you're ready to explain to the kids why mommy is so different.

>> No.15380481

I want to write a story about my Kobold daughteru!
Oh hey look, I did!
http://pastebin.com/r71wnyep

>> No.15380541

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please make sure to get your waifu lifting.

She needs to shed those pounds for summer.

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>>15380194
This will have to do for now, need to sleep.
>>15380196
Mercy, so far its the one I like the most.

>> No.15380567

>>15380476
No problem I'll just tell them that's how everyone is, they may look different but each is unique and should not be discriminated based on them. I will tell then that that they also all look different, yet each of them is special and that they all contain the ability to make the world a better place. We have taught them that they should use their uniqueness to help other's less fortunate out, for other's may be troubled but a good kind hearted soul has the amazing ability to help that person rise up and seek the vast potential they thought the never had in them. The kids shall know mom is different looking form them yet also similar, because she is a unique and special person who uses these difference to help make the world better, the same way I hope they will as well when they get older to help those that need help or hurt.

>> No.15380570

>>15380481
>the docter/nurse/patient scenario

The absolute fucking madman. He actually went and did it.
It was worth the wait too. A few little errors and pieces of dialogue which could sound a bit more natural, but yeah, that was worth it. Nice one.

>> No.15380571
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https://youtu.be/QmJgeSuzdPQ

I wanna go on a melancholic, rainy adventure with a canid.

>> No.15380578

>>15380541
I will! I'm getting a workout playlist ready for her too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m3fvbOo1g8

>> No.15380594

>>15380570
Thanks anon, I really hate breaking promises. I'll probably touch it up a bit soon, but after 5 read-throughs for editing over 2 weeks I stopped catching mistakes.

>> No.15380621

>>15380558
Oh my.
That looks delicious.

>> No.15380627

>>15380567
Good man.
Even fierce warriors like her need some reassurance every now and then.

>> No.15380633

>>15380578
I'm not adequately prepared for this and I don't know if she is either.

>> No.15380643
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Would you take advantage of your chuuni childhood friend when she made you carry her after "exhausting her magic power" while playing?

>> No.15380654

>>15380643
Of course I would.
I'd lay her in front of me and Play with her cheeks.

>> No.15380668

>>15380627
of course they do, having someone who loves you and is want's to see you happy is always important in any relationship. Plus it helps make her winged cuddles all the more comfy and filled with passion, as we hold one another close to listen to the strong loving warmth of our heartbeats.

>> No.15380714
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>>15380558
The countess is well-endowed!

>> No.15380724

>>15380714
I want to milk that countess's chest and find that she's lactating milk due to an incident involving some highly condensed holst milk.

>> No.15380735

>>15380714
That's what happens when you live entirely on a diet of Holsts!

>> No.15380737

>>15380558
Poor young Anon. All he wanted was to use the phone to call for help after his car broke down outside the Vampire's spooky mansion.

Now he's her 'little bloodbag'.

>> No.15380739

>>15380735
don't eat the holsts anon, that's not nice

>> No.15380747

>>15380739
It's also technically yuri.

>> No.15380756

>>15380747
yeah, no good at all

>> No.15380757

>>15380735
>>15380739
Poor farmer Anon has to look the other way if the countess decides to feed on his Holsts.

>> No.15380763

>>15380757
The worst part is their soft sobbing after their bust size has been drained.

>> No.15380775

>>15380763
The village needs a hero to stand up to her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNib8qvuvpE

>> No.15380779

>>15380775
Nobody will come to the aid of the "Village of Flat Chests", anon. The Countess cannot be defeated.

>> No.15380840

>>15380779
She'll defeat herself when she immobilizes herself.

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>>15380779
>Nobody will come to the aid of the "Village of Flat Chests"
Think of the poor foxes! Some of them are probably still growing.

>> No.15380969

>>15380961
Anon! Just because she's flat as a board doesn't mean that isn't lewd.

>> No.15380989

>>15380961
Flat foxes get headpats and fried tofu to make them feel better.

>> No.15381013

>>15380961
I'm pretty sure that's a cat.

>> No.15381018

>>15380961
So, what you're saying is that while their chests will remain small, the rest of their bodies will blossom forth? This sounds like the Village of the Pears to me, and it's wonderful. All hail the countess!

>> No.15381027

>>15380481
Congratulations, that was good.

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>> No.15381139

>>15381117
Oh, you're one of those girls from the Fox Shrine?

>> No.15381142
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>>15381018
No, I mean growing in every way.

>> No.15381172

>>15381142
Lame, flight cancelled.

>> No.15381420

>>15380481
Shine on you crazy diamond.

>> No.15381425
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15381425

You can run, but you can't hide from the THICK

>> No.15381428

>>15380643
No, I'm sure her nee-san would punish me for my impudence. Remember, the family that chuunis it up together, stays together.

>> No.15381451

>>15381428
Sounds like a fun family to be around. If you're a kid.

>> No.15381456

>>15381451
There's a child in all of us.

>> No.15381465

>>15381456
I thought that was skeletons?

>> No.15381468

>>15381465
Skeletons eat kids?

>> No.15381490
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>>15381468
/ss/ with skeleton girls?

>> No.15381505

>>15381490
Spooky x shota is a curious idea.

>> No.15381517

>>15381505
Does Ane Naru Mono count? Because part 3 is out.

If we're specifically speaking of skeletons however, it could be interesting and amusing if he met a friend of similar age who died even as early as a year ago.

She's back, far different looking and taller than him now (as well as a variety of other elements depending on what the magic was like in the area she formed together).

They're both still children at heart, though, so how could you bring yourself to tear them apart...? Of course there are many ways, but I wonder if her parents would still take her back, or even his if hers are long gone or even died as well.

Heck, what if her mom came back as well and they were trying to protect her because an adult MG is something people can't accept? I could go on forever since there are so many possibilities, but I'll stop here.

>> No.15381527

>>15381517
Fuck the parents, the Skellington can hide in the kid's closet if it comes to that.

>> No.15381540

>>15381527
I see what you did there. Nice one.

>> No.15381550

>>15381540
I swear it wasn't on purpose.

>> No.15381650
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>>15381517
Here's a fellow hoof-foot. An interesting take on the Satyr. Maybe this one deals in "herbs" rather than drinks.

>> No.15381731

>>15380961
>Think of the poor foxes!
It's hard to not think about flat foxes.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2150573

>> No.15381829

>But one of them moves again, even as I see Rodrick sprawled on the ground and staring at me. It moves slowly, cautiously forward, staring in shock at the one I'm holding hostage. “Ah,” it states, as though speaking. “Aah-ah.” It reaches down and picks up something mushy from the ground and, holding it in both hands, presents it to me. Judging from the smell, I think it might've been ground beef once. It moves its hands forward and up, gesturing toward my sword. As though it were offering a trade. And then the rest of them are all moving, circling around me only to prostrate themselves with their own offerings of once-food. Each one staring at me, and the thing I hold, all with such fearful expressions. “Ah, aah-ah,” the first one repeats, as a tear runs down its cheek.

>Rodrick lifts himself, grabbing his sword from amidst the detritus, and moves cautiously around the monsters. They note his presence, but don't seem to care. “Are you all right,” I ask.

>“Yeah.” His voice is slightly deeper than usual. “They just caught me off guard.” He looks at me as I keep focusing on the monsters. “Vic, let h- it go, all right?”

>After a moment's pause, I do. It glances up at me, and I can see how small, how young it must've been. Was it a child? There's a wet plop as the first thing to approach me drops its offering to the ground and embraces it. I step back, and then step back again as the others move forward, only to slowly place their offerings at my feet.

Damn it Lanternon, I never expected to feel pity for a devil bug.

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>> No.15381846

>>15381829
Do not feel pity for the unclean savages. They have not the capacity for pity.

>> No.15381920

>>15381846
The mother devil bug though, She clearly loves her kid, and her "husband", if only by her own twisted standards.

>> No.15381923

The thread sure is dead right now. Was everyone here secretly russian all along?

>> No.15381944

>>15381923
You mean like Snowden?

>> No.15381954

>>15381923
More likely American. It's 6AM on the West coast, everyone is still waking up.

>> No.15381962 [DELETED] 

>>15381923

>> No.15381984

>>15381923
Just woke up and my boss is probably going to tell me that work awaits.
God, I hope he doesn't. I want to look at cute dragons all day long.

>> No.15382005

>>15380481
Marvelous

>> No.15382007

>>15381923
The fact it's early morning in 'merica and that activity here has been dwindling for awhile now might have something to do with it.
Oh, and that ban has been lifted off.

>> No.15382011

>>15380558
Requester here, your progress is excellent!

>> No.15382057

>>15381027
>>15381420
>>15382005
Thanks anons!

>> No.15382061

>>15379085
>for more competent people to explore here
>competent people
>here

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>>15380196
>Overwatch cosplay
If there's a fit for Gazer, there's a fit for Miia.

>> No.15382164

>>15382106
I have an Overwatch MG commission coming around August, but no spoilers

>> No.15382193

>>15382164
Living armor D.Va?

>> No.15382201

>>15380481
>scenario and language
Fully erect/10
>actual description of the sex
Semi/10

Really good idea executed quite well, but when you got to j-j-jam it in it all kinda became bland and nondescriptive so that's a good area to try and improve. Overall, a fantastic first attempt and I look forward to seeing more.

>> No.15382215

>>15382201
Thanks for the constructive advice anon, it is very much appreciated! I might go back and re-do the actual sex bits soon, after some research on how to do them better and stuff. I kept getting distracted during them, which probably didn't help at all.

>> No.15382231

>>15382193
Not gook gaymer girl
Chinese Velma

>> No.15382239

>>15382231
Yuki-onna? Yeti?

>> No.15382243

>>15382231
Chinese Rosie O'Donnell, you mean.

>> No.15382244

>>15382231
>>15382239
A Holst maybe?

>> No.15382331
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>"What's wrong with Mayo & Jelly on Rye?"

>> No.15382363

>>15382331
I've got something that tastes much better, and I have plenty for all three of you, come this way

>> No.15382365

>>15382331
Everything, you degenerate dogs.

>> No.15382385

>>15382365
please dont bully the wanwans

>> No.15382388

>>15382331
I'll butter your bread. Buns, lovemuffins, jelly filled doughnuts.

>> No.15382389
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>>15379536
>>15379547
>>15379564
There is never enough mofu in this world.

>> No.15382393

>>15382389
Do mofus like tofu because it rhymes?

>> No.15382397

>>15382385
But they are so cute and cool looking. I bully them because I respect them.

>> No.15382398

>>15382363
>>15382365
>>15382388
see, I interpreted this as anon asking them "What's wrong with Mayo & Jelly on Rye?" with them giving him creeped out looks.

>> No.15382401

>>15382397
thats no way to act

be honest with them anon

>> No.15382417

>>15382401
How should I do that? At first I bullied them because it was fun, but after some time I came to respect them and stated realizing how cute they are.
What if they hate me now? The only way I can interact with those cute girls is through bullying.

>> No.15382428

>>15382393
There's no real rational explanation outside of Inari protecting rice by eating rodents.

TFW nobody will ever use Tanuki magic and have her breasts take the place of what would originally be MASSIVE. RACCOON. BALLS.

>> No.15382577

http://i.imgur.com/NovI33v.jpg

Great, now I want to do this with a Hobgoblin.

>> No.15382606

>>15382577
how about a baphomet or a shortstack holst?

>> No.15382609

>>15382331
>TFW part of me wants to tell the one on the left I'll put some mayo on her rye
>TFW spontaneous outbursts of wan wan heat

>> No.15382624

>>15382606
Also great ideas.

Could also work with a dragon who has her wings bound although I doubt a dragon would appreciate being tied up too much with how much pride they have.

>> No.15382641

>>15382624
>I doubt a dragon would appreciate being tied up too much with how much pride they have.
Female lizard

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>>15382331
Left and middle are 10/10s, perfect wives, moms, and partners. Sharp, intelligent, fierce, bullyable, modest.

Right looks like a dumb slut.

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>>15382624
I'm sure she'll be up for it.

>> No.15382703

>>15382389
Could you imagine being in an elevator with that much mofu? There wouldn't even be room to move.

>> No.15382720

>>15382703
Dive into the mofu, become one with the fluff, resistance is futile

>> No.15382733

>>15382643
Dumb girls are nice too you know.

>> No.15382738

Having an OCD attack. Please post cute monstergirls for me to cuddle and fuck.

>> No.15382744

>>15382738
no

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>>15382738
think for you be in bag, no worries

>> No.15382763

>>15382733
I'd much rather bully a dumb girl than a sharp girl. It's much easier, for one.

>> No.15382769

>>15382763
Dumb girls are for loving, not bullying.

No girl is for bullying you faggot

>> No.15382771

>>15382763
>Not going for the challenge

>> No.15382783

>>15382769
What if I bully a yan musclegirl onee-san childhood friend?

>> No.15382801

>>15382331
>>15382643
>the pictures on that artist's pixiv that aren't on boorus
Neat

>> No.15382816

>>15382783
You need some advance techniques for that.

>> No.15382820
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What if...Snow Wurm.

What if...Fire Wurm.

What if...Earth Wurm. Wait, scratch that one.

What if...Water Wurm.

>> No.15382842

>>15382820
Fire wurm would destroy the whole world if she got out of her volcano.

>> No.15382846

>>15382816
>yan oneesan childhood friend
Sounds like she'd be pretty easy, just talk about how cute you think other girls are.
>yan musclegirl
It just might be bad for your health...

>> No.15382847

>>15382820
You don't know what you are unleashing
Stop

>> No.15382861

>>15382846
I want a yan muscle girl to always think I'm doing something with OthEr WhOReS only to show up and find I'm doing something completely innocent.

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>>15382820
What if... Star Wurm, with a bosom of the cosmos and the wisdom of infinity

>> No.15382873

>>15382861
You are doing something innocent, but I'm sure OthEr WhOReS have dirty things in their minds.

>> No.15382897

>>15382873
I'll just have to sit the Yan muscle girl in my lap and cuddle her till she calms down then.

>> No.15382898

>>15382820
What if...Wood Wurm?

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>>15382820
What if...Heart Wurm.

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM SUPER WURM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EEe49FsOJE

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>>15382897
But anon, I bet she's huge! You'll only be able to give her a lap pillow and headpat her with both hands!

>> No.15382919

>>15382898
All wurms are wood wurms to me.

>> No.15382928

>>15382902
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANON! STOP! THE WORLD CAN'T HANDLE THIS AMOUNT OF WURM!

>> No.15382932

>>15382919
That was really bad and you know it.

>> No.15382936

>>15382915
Then that's what I'll do.
Anything for my special girl.

No matter how big she is, I'm going to make sure that she knows I only gave eyes for her.

>> No.15382942

>>15382919
Are you charon's long lost twin?

>> No.15382945
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>> No.15382949

>>15382936
>I only gave eyes for her.
You... You don't mean that she put your eyes out so your last memories would be her as a beautiful young woman and you'd never see her grow old and start looking at young women with lustful eyes, do you?

>> No.15382956

>>15382949
Nah, should be have.
Even if she starts aging then I'll always look to her, no matter how gray her hair gets.

>> No.15382976

>>15382945
Gonna intercrural that snow Baphomet.

>> No.15382998

>>15382976
>Snow Baphomet
>Prefers the high mountains
>Will headbutt you off her perch if you're not her onii-chan
Eat a dick, gravity.

>> No.15383013

>>15382998
I want to become her onii-chan! She'll have to cuddle and comfort me 24/7 since I'm afraid of heights.

>> No.15383026

Fat bottomed baphomets with thick thighs!

>> No.15383045

>>15383026
I want to impregnate one with triplets!

>> No.15383075

>>15383045
That would be nice, even if you have to carry her whenever she feels tired.
She may even get A-cups when the lactation kicks in

>> No.15383089

>>15383026
A Sabbath branch where everyone has Elin proportions.

>> No.15383090

>>15383089
The ultimate Sabbath experience right there

>> No.15383107

>>15383089
Literal heaven.

>> No.15383118

>>15383107
Would you like a witch, a baphomet, or a familiar?

>> No.15383127

>>15383118
Witch if she's my childhood friend, otherwise Baphomet for that literally perfect pussy.

>> No.15383136

>>15383127
Why not all three?

>> No.15383142

>>15383013
>Snow Baphomet with horns that're twice as long as normal, don't really curve as much as they go up and back
>Has Elin proportions, and fur that's less coarse and more silky and mofu mofu
>Has a neck collar that goes down to frame her breasts like a naturally occurring push up bra
>Fur comes in cream, brown, or light grey colors
>Lives up inna mountains, comes down for supplies at your shop every month or so, wearing her hood and almost looking like a diet Wendigo
>Pouts when you don't give her headpats or call her your "cute little sister"
>Other customers ask why she's not with other Sabbath members
>All you can tell them is she disagreed with the Sabbath's no-beard-onii policy
>You look like a fucking cross between Paul Bunyan and the Brawny Man

>> No.15383149

>>15383136
>NTR
You gon get CBT'd by a train of lolis, anon.

>> No.15383158

>>15383149
It's called a harem.
You get your childhood friend, the familiar she created, and the lonely boss baphomet

>> No.15383164

>>15383158
Harems are cheating on your one true waifu insha'Moollah.

>> No.15383177

>>15383164
Hey fuck you.

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>> No.15383186

>>15383182
>You'll never bully an Elf by cooking her a delicious meal

>> No.15383197

>>15383118
Baphomet wins no contest. ZR, handlebars and canonically best holes.

>> No.15383199

>>15383186
I want to feed an Elf my meat.

>> No.15383207

>>15383177
Husbandos exist only to love their waifus. Being devoted to her completes him.

>> No.15383212
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Is there a better boob pillow?

>> No.15383233

>>15383197
>Canonically best holes
They have the tightest holes, doesn't mean they're the best.

>> No.15383236

>>15383197
I'd rather have a girl with human-level holes so I could make her happy that I chose her every time I put it in.

>> No.15383237

>>15383212
I'm quite partial to the head-in-between position. It's comfy and warm.

>> No.15383245
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Flowkelp and sea slimes are the most pitiful monster girls

>> No.15383248

>>15383245
Sea slimes are spooky.

>> No.15383250

>>15383245
I want to pity a Flowkelp with my dick.

>> No.15383251
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>>15383245

>> No.15383271

>>15383245
I remember when we discussed what Flowkelp milk would taste like. Good times.

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>>15383212
Holsts are consistently better than elves, though that particular one seems to have lucked out. I bet she could do with a nice back rub.

Anyone able to read the moon?

>> No.15383279

>>15383245
Flow kelps are cuddly

>> No.15383316

>>15383250
>>15383279
They're creepy because of their isolation from other people!

>> No.15383318

Best monstergirls to have a quiet, comfy life with?

>> No.15383330
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>>15383318
PEASANTS

>> No.15383341

>>15383251
Where's the mermaid? All I see are a bunch of Flow Kelp watching me.

>> No.15383344

>>15383330
I don't understand this meme you're trying to force.

>> No.15383349

>>15383344
There's some pictures of Wolfgirls dressed in cute folk dresses.

>> No.15383358
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>>15383118
>Familiar
As if the squishy paws weren't enough.
A Familiar would never stop teasing you if she had a body that absurd.

>> No.15383359
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>MFW want to write something cute and normal
>Go to sleep
>Have a dream about a Succubus/Lilim 'restoring' a eunuch knight for intercourse using a parasitic slime or having a fleshweaver craft him a new dong
>MFW this place is slowly corrupting me

>> No.15383362

Wurms are meant for WIDE hips

>> No.15383363

>>15383349
No, you only ever say it when replying to pictures of Kagerou, wearing what Kagerou normally wears, or slight variations on it.

>> No.15383372

>>15383363
So you mean I'm saying it in response to a certain wolfgirl dressed in cute folk dresses?

>> No.15383385

>>15383372
With obnoxious persistence. Why even make a link between a folk dress and shouting "peasant" over and over?

>> No.15383388

>greenland reached 75 degrees today
no Yuki-onna can save me from summer opression can they

>> No.15383397
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STORIES WHERE

>> No.15383398

>>15383385
>Why even make a link between
>folk dress
>peasant
Anon...

>> No.15383399

>>15383388
We have some greenland folk here?
>>15383397
Nowhere.

>> No.15383401

>>15383397
Will she displace her vagania onto my dick?

>> No.15383405

>>15383397
Can she be a good girl and displace her clothes?

>> No.15383406

>>15383388
>going below 0ºC here

I want to use my Dragon as a fireplace.

>> No.15383408

>>15383397
Barb draws such delightfully thick girls.

>> No.15383412

>>15383233
>They have the tightest holes, doesn't mean they're the best.
If feeling around the shape of a bapho's insides down to the smallest detail, while slowly defeating her deathgrip until you can grab her hips and just barely pound her at full force doesn't sound like the best holes, then I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.15383414

>>15383358
Grope familiar thighs.
Slap familiar rear.
Fondle familiar ears!

>> No.15383417

>>15383388
>7 day forecast says 100+
>warning signs posted so people don't burn themselves on the sidewalk
>no water because drought
is your citizenship program open?

>> No.15383419

>>15383401
>Displace her vagina onto your dick
>Bends light so she appears like she's still approaching
>But is in reality the invisible weight holding you to the ground while she bucks her hips and fucks herself silly on you

>> No.15383421

>>15383358
>I will never have a fat-bottomed/milkmaid Familiar

>> No.15383427
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>>15383414
Lick Witch thighs all over.
Hotdog Witch butts.
Masturbate with Witch braids.

>> No.15383447

>>15383427
BULLYING IS WRONG

>> No.15383453

>>15383447
I'm going to cum into that Witch' nose and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.15383455

>>15383453
That's fucked up anon you can't just do that.

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>> No.15383462

>>15383455
I can and I will. She's going to smell squid for months to come with all the cum that's mixed in with her snot! I'm going to use her hair to masturbate too! I'll wrap that long braid around my dick and fap like crazy while keeping my urethra in her nostril!

>> No.15383466

>>15383462
That doesn't sound safe at all.

>> No.15383468

>>15383466
Are you implying she'd bite me or something?

>> No.15383469

>>15383456
He really draws some nice girls.
I want to do some many things with that body.

>> No.15383473

>>15383468
No, I'm implying she'd suffocate or get some weird sinus disease if you cum in there.

>> No.15383474

>>15383456
I want to give her an all-body oil massage.

>> No.15383475
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>it actually came out

has anyone bought it yet? how is it?

>> No.15383476

>>15383456
The prettiest. Wanna hug her from behind.

>> No.15383485

>>15383473
>she'd suffocate
Incubuses killing Paladin-chan prisoners by drowning them in cum when?

>> No.15383486

>>15383456
I want to abuse my authority and make an anubis subordinate wear inappropriate clothes for me and do lewd stuff.

>> No.15383489

>>15383485
Never, please.

>> No.15383495

>>15383475
There was a legit mega link around /v/. You should check out the archive from that day.

>> No.15383499
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>>15383475
Haven't bought it yet, but /h/ seems to say it's pretty good.

>> No.15383500

>>15383489
They could have specialized drowning dicks that were bendy tentacles that would go down into her lungs. She'd slowly drowned as he humped her nose and windpipe like an onahole.

>> No.15383506

>>15383475
It's very good, albeit it a bit short. I pirated it first then went back and bought it post as I felt it was worth supporting.

>> No.15383521

http://imgur.com/a/BoHcU
>You'll never be adopted by a Salamander who teaches you how to operate
>She'll never have you take her friend's virginity

>> No.15383524

>>15382820
>What if...Earth Wurm.
That's kind of the default.

>> No.15383528

>>15383521
Wowee.

>> No.15383529

>>15383475
It's pretty meh. It's basically a video, no control over scenes at all

>> No.15383536

>Start walking home after curfew
>even though there's rumors circulating that monsters are kidnapping boys if they're caught on the streets after curfew
>but I'm a rebel
What happens next?

>> No.15383537
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I want to make science by COMBINING MONSTER GENOMES!

>> No.15383554
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>>15383529
>It's basically a video, no control over the scenes at all
Gee, it's almost like it was being billed as a movie from the get-go. Seriously, anon...

>> No.15383559

>>15383475
Fapped to it multiple times and will probably rewatch the anime for old time's sake.

>> No.15383564

>>15383559
What is it?

>> No.15383576

>>15383486
>She's secretly kind of enjoying it, but would never let anyone see the smile on her lips when she dresses up in garb even skimpier than a court dancer's

>> No.15383579
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>>15383564
Are you for real? What rock have you been under for the last two years?

>> No.15383583

>>15383564
How can one man with access to the internet be so lost?

>> No.15383587

>>15383579
Yep. A pretty heavy rock.

>> No.15383588

>>15383564
>Not knowing Magipoka

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>> No.15383593

>>15383588
That's all the information I needed, thanks friend.

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found a torrent

http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=2042500

>> No.15383604

>>15383593
You could literally just type "Liru" into Google and understand everything you'd need to know about the show.
I thought anime protagonist denseness was just something that existed in fiction, not reality.

>> No.15383605

>>15383598
One, blue board. Two, there's already a mega link in the sticky on /h/.

>> No.15383609

>>15383605
whoops

>> No.15383621

>>15383593
No problem buddy.

The world needs more shows like it, monster girls just trying to live a normal life and find boyfriends.

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>>15383318
Cowgirls, weresheeps.

>> No.15383637

>>15383629
and Turkeys.

>> No.15383638

>>15383637
Wot

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>>15383638
Turkeys?

>> No.15383644

>>15383318
Yeti, live in a nice, isolated cabin in the mountains and stay warm with her
http://i.imgur.com/cBqfAV8.jpg

>> No.15383646

>>15383644
Do you imagine that as being in the middle of a meadow or in the middle of a frozen lake?

>> No.15383649

>>15383629
Softest cow.
Best cow.
Gonna give her a cake.

>> No.15383650

>>15383642
She has Tamamo's colours.

>>15383646
Judging by the sudden rise of land and the trees, that looks more like an island in the middle of a body of water.

>> No.15383652

>>15383646
A lake, so we can go swimming when it warms up for a few months

>> No.15383670

>>15383629
That is one cute, soft, and cozy looking cow girl. I just want to rest on top of her soft, warm, cozy body while she gives me a scalp massage and lets me drink from her bountiful breast. Of course this would all come after I ask her out on a date to get to know her better, wonder how she'd feel about me asking if I can rest on her soft body with my head between her pillow like breast because it's far cozier than any bed ever could?

>> No.15383693

>>15383670
She'll think you're a lecherous person who only wants to get with her because of her body.

>> No.15383702

>>15383693
She's just so snuggly though!

>> No.15383710

>>15383693
An understandable worry, but as I said before I want to get to know her and form a serious relationship with. I want to know her likes, dislikes, her hobbies, and most importantly what her personality is. I want this relationship to built on trust, honesty, strong romantic chemistry, and shared likes between us both. I want to hang out as we partake in activities we both love and also be their to cheer one another up if the other is feeling down. When it comes down to it I want to date her not just because of her nice body but because I legitimately wish to date her and get to know her, weather that be her various quirks or just days where we spend ours just learn about each other my interest in her is not about her body but her personality/likes.

>> No.15383716

>>15383702
She won't be so snuggly when she's slapping you silly with her tits.
That probably depends on how soft her tits are, though.

>>15383710
Making joke comments and seeing you type out these huge, earnest paragraphs in response is hilarious.

>> No.15383728

>>15383576
>She's secretly kind of enjoying it
A lot of anons haven't realized yet how scheduledogs are made for sexual harassment and molesting.

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>>15383486
>>15383576
>You'll never have an Anubis come to your chambers late at night for a "Private Performance"
All kinds of sadness.

>> No.15383758

>>15383716
Then I'll just need to motorboat her tits!

>> No.15383773

>>15383728
They're great for a lot of nonsexual reasons, but initially taking the lead in sex with them is the best. Molesting them and getting them to slowly smile, giggle and admit that they're enjoying it, and before you know it you're just doing foreplay with them.

>> No.15383793

>>15383397
Really nice.

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>> No.15383812
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>15 days without new KC content and counting

>> No.15383817
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I want to touch this cow. 8 Cost's dedication is paying off, he's getting noticeably better.
>>15383812
He's pacing himself since comiket is 2 months away and he wants some of the girls to be released with the book. I'm sure we'll get one or two new girls before then along with some enty posts though.

>> No.15383821

>>15383803
The artist might not have titled her as an anubis, but screw it.

She's a delicious brown oppai loli wolfgirl, with a cute skirt, and fluffy paws, and she's going in the anubis folder to fuel my fantasies.

>> No.15383849

>>15383821
>implying anyone will ever draw an oppai loli Anubis

>> No.15383864

>Doing some barbecue right now in this lonely and cold saturday night.

I think I hear some Hellhounds. Send help.

>> No.15383876

>>15383849
What about a shortstack anubis? Would that still be okay?

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>>15383821
I admire your dedication and ability to delude yourself.

Talking of Anubis fantasies how about winning a bet and forcing the usually serious and private office lady Anubis into giving you a blowjob under your desk while you discuss deadlines with your monster girl co-worker?

>> No.15383882

>>15383876
Both are fine.

>> No.15383884

>>15383882
Well, give me a few minutes, then.

>> No.15383887

>>15383879
I prefer the one about losing a bet to an Anubis only to be forced to be subjected to Anubutt BJs

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>>15383884
What do you have up your sleeve you rascal?

>> No.15383891

>>15383812
>>15383817
I doubt it.

Radio-Silence for a full 2-months has been the pattern with each of his prior book releases.

We're high and dry till August.
Meanwhile, I'm planning my trip to go buy a copy.

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Uh oh, you're Dragon wife insists she's going to cook dinner tonight.

How do you persuade her to not cook a 3-course dinner of food that's been burned to a crisp by Dragon fire?

>> No.15383895

>>15383879
>Under the Desk Stealth Blowjobs
Yes yes a thousand times dear god please yes.

And I hope she might later be coerced into letting me return the favor with some cunnilingus under her own desk...

>> No.15383897

>>15383887
>Anubutt BJs
Bob please go. You meant cunnilingus right?

>> No.15383898

>>15383889
An art thing and a writing thing, together.
Just got to finish the writing thing now.

>> No.15383900

>>15383897
No, the anubutt forcefully gives you a BJ.

>> No.15383903

>>15383894
Her dragon friends will mock her for being subservient to a human boy

>> No.15383904

>>15383894
I’ll just go to a fancy restaurant with her instead.

>> No.15383906

>>15383894
I don't. Food cooked by a dragon's fire is like an indirect kiss, it's a proof of love.

>> No.15383907

>>15383894
I don't remember marrying a retard.
Cooking is a basic life skill that anyone worth a shit knows, at least to an extent. As such, everything will be fine.

>> No.15383908

>>15383898
I eagerly await the fruits of your labor.

>> No.15383909

>>15383895
What goes around comes around, I'm sure she'd want just that.
>>15383900
Oh, that works too.

>> No.15383910

>>15383894
Honestly I think I cook exactly the same way as her, well except the dragon thing, so it's not too bad I can dig crisp meat.

>> No.15383927

>>15383907
Don't be rude to dragons. Sure, they might be pretty smart, but sometimes there is a little thing missing.
I bet she never thought that she would be cooking to someone, so she never bothered learning how to make good food.

>> No.15383931

>>15383894
>She even burns the salad

Dragons are too proud to cook with something else besides their own fire.

Just open with calling her 'sugarscale' and tell her that she shouldn't need to do such a lowly task.

>> No.15383943

>>15383897
If that's really Bob, I'm pretty sure he lacks the capacity to write anything explicitly vaginal. The guy managed to actually dissuade the other faggot from writing kemono by saying it'd be anal/rimjob shit only.

>> No.15383945

>>15383894
>Have her eat it first
>She doesn't seen to mind
>Cook it myself and give it to her
>She makes a face of pure bliss

At this point I would do some.cooking wars using a random bypasser as a judge. If I win, she'll be taking classes. If she wins I'll do anything she wants for one month.

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>>15383945
IRON CHEF MGC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXqY8EZ21-g

Today's secret ingredient is:

EELS!

>> No.15383959

>>15383955
Get the eel whores and flowkelps. I'm doing this!

>> No.15383966

>>15383955
Man, he really likes food.

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>>15383955
>Today's secret ingredient is:
>BEEER
>Oni Chef gives a wide toothy grin.

>> No.15383999

>>15383968
>9'10
Just let me get my spelunking equipment first.

>> No.15384006

>>15383999
eew...

>> No.15384016

>>15383968
She's so big that you could easily rest your head in her breasts while mating pressing her.

>> No.15384022

>>15383999
The actual size of the vagina wouldn't really change all that much. You'd still be able to dick and give her pleasure like that.

>> No.15384033

>>15383968
I like big girls and I cannot lie
Would she give me a piggyback ride?

>> No.15384038

>>15383955
>ushi adds her blood to all the food
>manticore lauching spines at judges
>oni food makes you pass out in one mouthful
>hell hound keeps setting stuff on fire
>wurm making cake out of iron
>special ingredient is always aphrodisiac free samples for everyone
starting to think iron mg isnt about expert cooks making food

>> No.15384045

>>15384022
That's good. I like it when she's a big girl.

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>> No.15384087

>>15384081
Uh...hi?

>> No.15384098

>>15384081
Go away with your abominations Shoggocks

>> No.15384107

>>15384087
Didn't your mom ever tell you to not talk with weirdos?

>> No.15384114
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>>15384045
Big Girls are perfect, what's the flaw?

>> No.15384116

>>15384114
Are all gazers filthy perverts?

>> No.15384122

>>15384107
Well the first step to know if someone is a weirdo is seeing how they react to being greeted.

>> No.15384123

>>15384116
To be fair all monster girls are filthy perverts

>> No.15384128

Man i didnt think joining the wresting team would be worth it but the amazons know how to get real grappely.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3031716

>> No.15384130
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>>15384098
>Only one person likes Abominations
Anon please.

>> No.15384141

>>15384122
Is looking at you with hungry eyes and a dripping pussy a good reaction?

>> No.15384143
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15384143

>tfw a cute wurm will never come into my MGC Semen bank and attempt to rob me in a dumb way
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz_zrKTuUCw

How do I fill the void?

>> No.15384148

>>15384141
Yes, I have a thing for hunting games, though with the sheila up there...maybe not.

>> No.15384158

>>15384130
Only one of them would have a disgusting fetish for Shub Niggurath.

>> No.15384161

>>15384130
This is triggering my PTSD

>> No.15384164
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>>15384158
She's cute, though.

>> No.15384170

>>15384164
She's literally used goods on a cosmic horror level

>> No.15384174
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15384174

Mafia waifus are for___

>> No.15384175

>>15384170
Still would.

>> No.15384177

Hey, does Pastebin do document autosaving now? I just had a powercut, but I lost absolutely nothing, despite typing some stuff after saving about an hour ago.

>> No.15384180

>>15384164
A perfect onee-san.

>> No.15384182

>>15384174
Raping shotas?

>> No.15384183

>>15384174
Milking like Holstaurs.

>> No.15384185
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>>15384098
I refuse. Saya a qt

>> No.15384191

>>15384174
living on the edge

>> No.15384192

>>15384174
Fearing.
Organized crime is not something I'd like to get involved with. Too much dangerous shenanigans goes on.

>> No.15384193

>>15384177
Probably, a nice feature if you ask me.

>> No.15384197

>>15384191
But anon, wouldn't you prefer lord in on the edge?

>> No.15384202

>>15384193
Maybe they implemented it when they changed up the whole site style, then.

>> No.15384204

>>15384192
But with monster girls it isn't as bad.

"Sleeping with the fishes" becomes whoring you out to aquatic girls to repay your debts.

>> No.15384213

>>15384204
I'd go into debt intentionally to sleep with the fishes

>> No.15384219

>>15384174
Teaching how to live her life correctly.

>> No.15384235

>>15384213
You say that but wait until they make you spend a night with the chubby Christmas cake Kraken who drinks way too much alcohol and talks to herself a bit too much.

>> No.15384237

I want a thousand-faces qt to whisk me off to an eldritch dimension of
non-euclidean geometry.

>> No.15384239

>>15384204
I dunno man. I'd still rather not get captured just because of some war going on between families, and I just so happen to be in some sort of a relationship with someone in one of the families.
Even if everything was sexified, it'd be too risky for me. Being whored out because of a "debt" doesn't sound too appealing.

>> No.15384242

>>15384235
Why don't you just marry her? She sounds nice.

>> No.15384243

>>15384185
Fuck off back to TFT

>> No.15384244
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>>15384174
Being protected by

>> No.15384248
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15384248

You're walking next to a river when you find this unconscious mermaid. What will you do?

>> No.15384251

>>15384128
>you will never spend all day ogling stretching muscle girls
why live

>> No.15384254

>>15384248
rape the 'maids

>> No.15384255

>>15384248
Carefully look around to make sure there aren't other Mermaids hiding. Waiting for me to jump into the water where I'll be vulnerable.

>> No.15384257

>>15384248
Rape and make mermaid babies. And then take responsibility.

>> No.15384259

>>15384248
What if she is a disguised flow kelp?

>> No.15384262

>>15384259
Or a tanuki

>> No.15384267

>>15384248
She must be reverse fishing. She's obviously trying to goad me into the water, then catch me and drag me under.
I'm not gonna fall for that. I would throw a net in and drag her out, then see if anything's wrong.

>> No.15384268

>>15384248
Usually when a fish is floating like that, they're already dead. Should probably just leave it alone.

>> No.15384270

>>15384248
Wake her up and ask for directions.

>Captcha is a road sing telling me where I'm at
Captcha girl when?

>> No.15384274

>>15384268
Feed her some of her own blood to revive her. That probably works, right?

>> No.15384277

>>15384262
I guess Tanukis use their bushy tails like buoys while they swim.

Always bobbing around the water and keeping them afloat.

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>>15384259
But how? Are kelp that skilled at magic?

>> No.15384280

>>15384268
But she isn't a fish.

>> No.15384281

>>15384248
Rape the (mer)maids.

>> No.15384284

>>15384270
She would have a vicious rivalry with the Golem, that's for sure.
I imagine her looking a bit like a police woman.

>> No.15384285
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>>15384248
Keep walking, I know this trick.

The ole Mermaid and Sharkgirl trick, affectionately dubbed "Beauty and the Beast", where one tricks a man into the water while the other subdues him, then they share him like a piece of meat underwater and if the man refuses to cooperate they just suffocate him of air until he complies.

Not on this day, not to this anon.

>> No.15384288

>>15384284
>"Give me your semen to prove you're not a robot."

>> No.15384290

>>15384288
Boys can't be robots, this is /mgt/

>> No.15384291

>>15384270
>Captcha girl

So a robutt girl who is unable to identify what a store front is, thinks every body of water right down to her own kitchen sink is a river, and who doesn't actually speak in a language humans understand?
Sure, sounds fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqnXp6Saa8Y

>> No.15384300

>>15384290
I can kind of imagine some of the smarter lonely monstergirls building husband-bots when they can't actually get a really human.

>> No.15384302

>>15384290
Someone could build a robot that resembles a boy and attempts to act like a boy (maybe as a decoy), but at its core, is just a mindless/soulless robot.

>> No.15384303

>>15384290
She doesn't know the difference.

>>15384291
She would be the perfect yandere.

>> No.15384304 [DELETED] 

>>15384237
Fuck off.

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>>15384255
>>15384267
>>15384285
Anons please, mermaids would never do something like that

>> No.15384310

>>15384304
Calm down, meester man.

>> No.15384327 [DELETED] 

>>15384310
How about you xeno/fur/abomination faggots fuck off first then

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>>15384327
>Abominations are the same as furries and xenos!

You are funny. Keep making a fuss so the thread can laugh at you until the moderation decides to put you in the naughty corner, why don't you.

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Are Unagi-joro's the cows of the monstergirl sea? Why are their breasts so large more often than not anyways?

>> No.15384350
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15384350

Marry the Hellwan!

>> No.15384351

>>15384350
alright.

>> No.15384356

>>15384345
No, stop baiting the angry faggot.

>> No.15384357

>>15384350
But I'm saving myself for a minichuff.

>> No.15384361

>>15384307
Please, Mermaids are like the Dolphins of MGs, second only in evil to actual dolphin MGs.

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>>15384357
Why not a jumbochuff?

>> No.15384367

>>15384364
>>15384357
Why not both?
>You'll never have a minichuff neighbor promise to be your wife and come to seal the deal when she turns into jumbo chuff years later.

>> No.15384369

>>15384350
But I'm not ready for marriage yet!

>> No.15384371

>>15384350
Sorry, I'm already engaged.

>> No.15384374

>>15384348
>Are Unagi-joro's the cows of the monstergirl sea?
At least until a manatee girl comes along.

>> No.15384375

>>15384364
Because I like short girls.

>> No.15384376

>>15384307
Look bub, Rusalkas and Nereids taught me to be wary of bodies of water.
Monsters can be tricky.

>> No.15384380

>>15384350
I want a heckpup and a minichuff to offer to be my brides when they are kids, along with maybe a minicore and cheshire kitten.

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>>15384361
Not true, Mermaids are lovely girls, they're so romantic they would put an Unicorn to shame, and want nothing but to find a nice man to marry with.

Don't trust the anti-mermaid propaganda.

>> No.15384397

>>15384386
go lay your eggs somewhere else

>> No.15384399
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>Put a Unicorn to shame

Whatever sweet sweet lies you tell yourself so you can sleep at night anon.

>> No.15384422

>>15384399
t. Unicorn

>> No.15384425 [DELETED] 

>>15384399
>actual, bonafine, gen-yoo-wine cucks
>and horsepussy to boot

Yeah, I'd say a watermelon in a microwave has more going for it than a unicorn.

>> No.15384428

>>15384399
I want an oppai loli unicorn.

>> No.15384429
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15384429

Man, I wanna mate with a doggy, then hold it close and nuzzle it's ears and hair

>> No.15384444

>>15384429
>it

She's not an object.

>> No.15384445

>You'll never go camping with your family as a kid
>You'll never fall in the river
>You'll never get swept away by the current
>You'll never get saved by a Sahuagin your age
>She'll never initially refuse to give you back to your parents
>She'll never relent when her father comes looking for her and smooths things over
>She'll never stare at you unceasingly until you're out of sight
>You'll never feel like someone's always watching you for the rest of the trip
>Her parents will never bring her to visit you all the time from then on
>She'll never say less than a dozen words over the years
>You'll never get woken up in the middle of the night to find her on top of you, staring directly into your eyes
>She'll never tell you that she loves you before she kisses you, eventually leading to sex
>You'll never have a daughter with her years later
>You'll never discover that your daughter saved a young boy from drowning just like your wife saved you

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>>15384429
I want a tomboyish wolfu to spend the rest of my life with!

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>>15384425
>Cuck
>Pure virgin who only marries a virgin man
>Cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wujVMIYzYXg

I don't question you know what a microwaved watermelon feels like though.

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15384480

I want to train a Living Doll to be a hunter!

>> No.15384481

>>15384444
doggies aren't human :/

>> No.15384488

>>15384279
Got sidetracked by porn, well I saw the mermaid and thought she looked like latenight's kelp staring at the sky so...

>> No.15384503 [DELETED] 

>>15384467
>encourages her man to fornicate with other women

Literal definition of a cuck.

>> No.15384505

>>15384481
>:/

Leave.

>> No.15384510 [DELETED] 

>>15384503
>Confusing Unicorns with Bicorns

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>>15384503
You poor incompetent man...

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>>15384467
>Cuck
Anytime I see that word used I just assume they're from /pol/ and disregard whatever nonsense it is they have to say.

Time for best wolfu!

>> No.15384521

>>15384481
>:/

>> No.15384528

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Dios_World

Hope is dead.

>> No.15384529
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Foxes are sluts!

I hate them!

>> No.15384530

>>15384528
ZA WARUDO!

>> No.15384535

>>15384528
Still not the worst thing I've read.

>> No.15384538 [DELETED] 

>>15384518
Not even /pol/ really uses it anymore outside of shitposting.
I think this is the same guy from /a/ who uses it as his sole insult.

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>>15384529
More Foxes for me!

>> No.15384543

>>15384530
TOKI WO TOMARE

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>>15384528
Oh my god.

>> No.15384547 [DELETED] 

>>15384510
The unicorn turns into a bicorn though. That's their progression route, isn't it?

>> No.15384549

>>15384481
>:/

>> No.15384556 [DELETED] 

>>15384547
You might want to reread both unicorn and Bicorn profiles

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>>15384530
>>15384543
Cancer.

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>>15384529
But anon...

>> No.15384561 [DELETED] 

>>15384547
Only if you cheat on her.

>> No.15384563 [DELETED] 

>>15384547
Only if their husband fucks another woman
After which they decides that he needs to live in a harem anime

>> No.15384565 [DELETED] 

>>15384518
>complains about someone using "cuck"
>posts anubis
You did that on purpose, didn't you?

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>>15384565
Anubutt is the best

>> No.15384580 [DELETED] 

>>15384565
I think you're trying to force a connection that isn't there.

>> No.15384585
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>>15384560
Quickly rattle your tongue against the roof of your mouth. Imagine the noise you're making magnified ten times. That will be the sound I will be making when I fall face first on that ass and eat it like a three-course meal.

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>>15384580
Oh it's absolutely there all right.

>> No.15384597 [DELETED] 

>>15384589
>cuck meme
>yuri
Shitposting is only really effective when it isn't blatant. Have you no sense of subtlety?

>> No.15384600

>>15384528
He forgot to write in the part where mamono mana alps him because monsterboys in MGE are haram.

>> No.15384601 [DELETED] 

>>15384589
No, what I meant to say is you're one of those obnoxious memers who causes more damage to the thread than the thing you think you're making fun of, because you can't leave a dead horse without beating its guts to paste.

>> No.15384606 [DELETED] 

>>15384589
>Tail grinding against Anubutt's puss
That's kinda hot

>> No.15384615

>>15384541
What a sweaty fox.
We'll just have to clean her up, won't we?

>> No.15384616

>>15384600
>Alp Dio, or an Alp with Dio's personality
Now there's a thought.

>> No.15384620 [DELETED] 

>>15384580
Not even him, but you don't have to be a rocket scientist to make the connection. Dude was pretty intentional about it.

>> No.15384621 [DELETED] 

>>15384606
Yeah, the picture has some nice details. I found myself looking at the way the anubutt's fur and hair was lit up on the very edge first time it was posted.
The way the boob squish looks is nice too. Like it's showing the actual dynamic between the two.

>> No.15384622

>>15384600
Male Elves and Dwarves canonically exist but one race is locked in the legion of dudes and the other is Swedish

>> No.15384629 [DELETED] 

>>15384518
>>15384573
>Anubutt is the best
That she most certainly is.

Would printing a daki and showing it to KC at Comiket be a bit much?

>> No.15384631
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>>15384541
But there have been countless men in her cavernous breeding hole, and the end is nowhere near in sight!

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>>15384616
It makes that final confrontation between Dio and Jonathan on the boat in part 1 even weirder.

>> No.15384635
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15384635

This is my favorite picture of Anubutt

>> No.15384639 [DELETED] 

>>15384629
Do it, and get him to draw some more Anubis as a reward to your dedication.

>> No.15384645 [DELETED] 

>>15384597
You're still being cuckolded so long as your wife is having sex with another partner.

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>>15384635
You'd think that my favorite image of my waifu would be one of my own commissions or requests, but yet...

>> No.15384654 [DELETED] 

>>15384645
He's not questioning that logic.

He's just saying that you're double-shitposting.

>> No.15384658 [DELETED] 

>>15384654
Then maybe he should've exercised better judgment before posting it to the thread way back when? This place already gets its panties in a knot over yuri enough as it is.

>> No.15384659

>>15384622
Yeah, male elves and dwarves. Period.

>> No.15384663 [DELETED] 

>>15384645
That's correct by definition, but it still baffles me when people say this about that dragon and anubis drawing.

Like, are you not actually able to seperate fiction and reality?

>> No.15384673 [DELETED] 

>>15384658
Again, not pertinent to the current situation.

You posted yuri, that's shitposting.
You posted "lolcuck", that's shitposting.
Ergo, you are the one double-shitposting.

>>15384663
Don't try to apply logic to memes anon. You'll only hurt yourself.

>> No.15384686 [DELETED] 

>>15384663
It's OK to want your wife to fictionally fuck another woman?

Why would you have these fantasies in the first place?

>> No.15384687

>>15384659
Yep. Any male monsters that are old enough to have been around when Queen Cunt Of The Vacuous Vaginal Canal took over became female or died out, leaving only the females of their races with the exception of Dwarves and Elves.

Not unlike what's going to happen to humanity given all women will eventually become monsters and men Incubi.

>> No.15384702

>>15384687
You would think that what happened to the Dwarves would be enough of a cautionary tale, but Druella apparently doesn't have the half of a brain required to think about the long term.

>> No.15384705

>>15384702
The problem is?

>> No.15384708

>>15384687
What about Dark Elves? They submitted willingly and completely became a species of monster, but were there male Dark Elves prior to that?

>> No.15384715

>>15384687
>Queen Cunt Of The Vacuous Vaginal Canal
The DL is lovey-dovey girl though.

>> No.15384721 [DELETED] 

>>15384686
This logic is just idiotic at its basest. It implies that every depiction of an Anubis is the same. Therefore, any image depicting her with anyone other than a given husbando, is cuckoldry. And that every self-professed Anubis fag is part of her harem.

To say nothing of any other waifu, Jabberwock, Gazer, et al.

>> No.15384727

>>15384705
The Dwarven men didn't do anything to curb the monsterization of their women, and due to monsters currently being unable to have sons, male Dwarves became an endangered species.

>> No.15384728 [DELETED] 

>>15384721
I'd agree with you if it weren't for the fact it was Anubisfag himself who commissioned the picture.

>> No.15384731

>>15384727
And why should I care?

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>>15384708
Yes. As I said, all male monsters previously either died out or became women. Given that Dark Elves are traditionally a matriarchal society I fail to see the problem.

Now, we know half-elves do exist because of the profile for the High/Wood Elf and Primera from Fallen Brides, but if you want to open the can-o'-worms of male half-elves or male elves existing out of the LEGION OF DUDES, then you would be better off on /tg/ or just fucking off because nobody here wants to read about male Elves fucking a Dark Elf or some tripe like that.

>> No.15384737 [DELETED] 

>>15384686
>your wife
There's that failure to seperate fiction and reality again.
How do I force some logic through that skull of yours?

Okay, let's go with this little hypothetical. Say my favourite monstergirl is a wererabbit. That's my waifu monstergirl. Let's say I also like yuri.
So, liking these two things, I commission an artist to draw a wererabbit being pleasured by a gentle, teasing, dominant wolfgirl.

There we go. Might surprise you, but that's all there is to it. It's a picture with my favourite monstergirl, and a fetish I like. I can't speak for Anubisfag, but I don't need to force my idea of my waifu onto my favourite monstergirl type. I can just have a "waifu" monstergirl type and enjoy a fetish with some generic depiction of that monstergirl.

Your failure to understand this is like a person failing to understand that a TV broadcast can be played in multiple TVs at once. That, and the fact that you apparently care so much about what goes on in Anubisfag's head, or even think you know what's going on in his head, just makes me think you're a little bit more obsessed with him than is healthy for any sane man.

>> No.15384743 [DELETED] 

>>15384728
Again, that implies that even within the scope of his commissions that every Anubis is the same one. While generally he seems to ask artists to stick to the MGE design, there's at least variance within the apparent setting of the images. ie. The one making out with a dragon in some kind of temple isn't the same as the one floating around in space.

>> No.15384753

>>15384731
Anon's implying that the radical faction's hastening of the global monsterization process could lead to an extinction event for both humans and monsters

But naturally, KC will keep the war going for eternity to avoid the problem

>> No.15384764 [DELETED] 

>>15384737
>Say my favourite monstergirl is a wererabbit.
>That's my waifu monstergirl
Favorite Girl =/= Waifu

>Let's say I also like yuri.
>So, liking these two things, I commission an artist to draw a wererabbit being pleasured by a gentle, teasing, dominant wolfgirl.
Honestly before I didn't mind yuri, but now that I see the riff raff that defends it I can see why it needs to be kept out of the threads.

>> No.15384772 [DELETED] 

>>15384737
>Let's say I also like yuri.
At that point you're already a cuck.

>> No.15384774
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>>15384687
At which time (i.e. when the Mamono Lord enables male births) KC says male dwarves and male elves will be able to be born to dwarves and elves (albeit they will be born as incubus dwarves and incubus elves), because they are "close to human" and thus will be part of the new humanity on the male side (monster girls being the females).

Pic simply because the profile references male births.

>> No.15384788

>>15384753
>could lead to an extinction event for both humans and monsters
It won't. KC already told us how will it end.

>>15384774
Human incubi will be the vast majority though. Incubi dwarves will be extremely rare because most of them turned into females, and between the elf ones many turn into females, and the rest will turn incubi, but won't be as many as the human ones, ever.

>> No.15384797 [DELETED] 

>>15384764
Hypothetically, I have an idea of her in my head as my waifu. She is my favourite monstergirl, with my favourite design and traits, and I've thought up an idea of her in my head where she's my waifu.
I might have worded it poorly before. Let me eliminate all ambiguity with that elaboration.

Now do you see? I have a waifu wererabbit, and also wererabbit is my favourite monstergirl. So I commission art of my favourite monstergirl. At no point, though, do I think of the monstegirl in that art as my waifu. There's no need to. Are you capable of understanding this concept?

>Honestly before I didn't mind yuri, but now that I see the riff raff that defends it I can see why it needs to be kept out of the threads.
Was there something wrong with the two lines you quoted in your post, that led to the comment?

>>15384772
Well, no, and you missed the entire point of that post. Like someone explained something to you, and you just stuck your fingers in your ears and shouted real loud.

>> No.15384800 [DELETED] 

>>15384737
>Say my favourite monstergirl is a wererabbit. That's my waifu monstergirl. Let's say I also like yuri.
So many wrong things here, I don't even know what to say.

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Stop responding.

>> No.15384808 [DELETED] 

>>15384737
>Let's say I also like yuri.
>Implying you don't like it already
>Implying that's not why you're defending that pic

>> No.15384813 [DELETED] 

>>15384800
I see one in the "Say my favourite monstergirl is a wererabbit. That's my waifu monstergirl" bit, and I just made a post explaining that.
Nothing else wrong there, unless you really, really hate wererabbits. Do you?

>> No.15384817 [DELETED] 

>>15384774
Monster male births will still never be a possibility and is the reason why I despise Robert the Terrible's setting.

>> No.15384818

>>15384386
You know, as wary as I am with these aquatic MGs, I would not be able to resist her.
Goddamn, she is good looking, and cute.

>> No.15384827 [DELETED] 

>>15384808
He's not even defending the pic so much as pointing out flaws in the logic "All MGs of a species depicted in artwork are the same person".

Pretty sure he was defending the pic earlier, but that was a separate point to his current argument.

>> No.15384828 [DELETED] 

>>15384797
>Hypothetically, I have an idea of her in my head as my waifu. She is my favourite monstergirl, with my favourite design and traits, and I've thought up an idea of her in my head where she's my waifu.
That's not how it works, you don't make your waifu. And you don't arbitrarily pick a girl you like to call your waifu.

And you especially don't pay for disgraceful art of her.

>> No.15384835

>>15384818
Don't fall for the mermaid's song. A lot of water monster girls are evil.

>> No.15384836 [DELETED] 

Oh fuck everyone run

>> No.15384842
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>>15384836
TOO LATE

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>>15384818
Good man, that's the spirit.

>>15384835
Lies.

>> No.15384852

>He deeply loves his wife, but he has a strong sense of justice, and a stubborn side to him. It is said that the minions get spooked from seeing how he fights with his wife. The world is in danger from a married couple's fight

What do the Demon Lord and her husband argue about

>> No.15384853 [DELETED] 

And the swift hammer of the mod doth swing down upon thy shitposting.

Amen.

>> No.15384864

>>15384852
The toilet seat.

>> No.15384867

>>15384852
The toilet paper in or out

>> No.15384868

>>15384852
Game of thrones.

>> No.15384871

>>15384852
Whether or not they should sift powdered sugar or chocolate fudge over the brownies.

>> No.15384874

>>15384848
You can't fool me, mermaids. You will never fool me!

Don't even try to post Orcas and Sharks. I'll try to resist them too.

>> No.15384875

>>15384852
About who let the Hellhounds out.

>> No.15384880

>>15384848
Cute. Would want to save me from drowning/10.

>>15384835
If I learned anything from mythology, if any song-related shenanigans arise, simple ear plugs should do the trick.

>> No.15384906

>>15384880
Please, we live in an age of technology. We'd just develop a frequency that can cancel out the siren effects of the mermaid song.

>> No.15384907

>>15384875
sorry guys that was me

I let the hellhounds out, my bad

>> No.15384913

>>15384868
>I bet you like Sandor Clegane!
>IS THAT A FUCKING PROBLEM!?

>> No.15384919

>>15384907
As long as you don't make a song about the incident it's cool.

>> No.15384928

>>15384919
alright neato

no songs, check.

>> No.15384942

>>15384880
Even if you plug your ears, you can't plug your eyes. Mermaids are the most dangerous creatures in the land... no wait.

I would rather spend a night locked in a room with an Ushi in estrus than spend a night in a boat navegating a sea full of mermaids.

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>>15384835
>>15384880
>>15384906
Those are harpies, mermaids don't do that.

>> No.15384950

>>15384942
>you can't plug your eyes
you just aren't trying hard enough.

>> No.15384957

>>15384948
The man in that picture must be confused because he's wondering how he managed to swallow a whole toilet cover and still survive with it lodged in his stomach.

>> No.15384960

>>15384957
Ha!

>> No.15384961

>>15380481
Will we ever see more of Ophelia's plump Kobold butt?

>> No.15384962

>>15384950
Even if you plug your ears and eyes, you can't plug your mouth and nose. They will drown and save you afterwards so you are stuck with her.

>> No.15384973
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Time for bed

>> No.15384977

>>15380481
>2nd person perspective
For the love of God, why.

>> No.15384978
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>>15384973
sleep tite yetters

>> No.15384979

>>15384973
New yeti picture? Who drew it?

>> No.15384983

>>15384973
This coffee mug full of espresso says otherwise.

>> No.15384985

>>15384973
Artist?

>> No.15384990

>>15384979
>>15384985
ittla

>> No.15384995
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>> No.15385021

>>15384961
I was thinking of doing a bit of backstory on her for my next project actually. So yes, yes you will.

>>15384977
Because I wanted it to be as self-inserty as possible without being first person. This is my waifu/daughteru after all. Besides, plenty of other people here have written with second just fine.

>> No.15385025

>>15384255
Your fault for not learning how to fly.

>> No.15385027

>>15384962
Yes I can! I'll just breathe through my butthole, it'll be fine.

>> No.15385034
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>You'll never be married to the cutest Lilim of them all.
>You'll never cuddle with her on the couch and introduce her to movies and games
>You'll never fall asleep every night balls deep in her after a few hours of rough sex.
>You'll never wake up every morning and see her smiling face.
Life isn't fair.

>> No.15385036
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>>15385034

>> No.15385039

>>15385036
Still want to impregnate the blackberry and take responsibility.

>> No.15385050

>>15385027
Oh. I guess you can travel safely through the seas if you do that.

On another note, I just realized that water dragons would probably be the only way for sea creatures to reel me in. Thank god we don't have many of those around.

>> No.15385061
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>>15385034
I'd rather be married to the cutest cow ever.

>> No.15385067
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>>15385039

>> No.15385071

>>15384977
There's nothing wrong with second person atleast when it's porn

>> No.15385096
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mouse want cheese

>> No.15385098
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>>15385067
How lewd.
The perfect way to make sure I get leglocked during sex.

>> No.15385103

>>15385096
Imma stuff the mouse with cheese.

>> No.15385106

>>15385034
>You will never have handholding cowgirl sex with Drew
>She will never look into your eyes and blurt out how much she loves you
>Or how much she can't live without you anymore
>She will never lust bomb a city with MAXIMUM CHARISMA, only for her subordinates to tell her that her beloved was watching her
>She will never bury her face into her hands and go "HNNNNNNNGHHH"
Why even live.

>> No.15385115

>>15385098
>leglocking
Fantastic taste

>> No.15385125

>>15385106
Drew would be getting a swift kick onto the street if she pulled that

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>>15385098
I know Drew would be literal fanfiction tier but holy shit do I want smut of her now.

>> No.15385139

>>15385106
I prefer her subordinates to not know who I am.
Makes for a great surprise when they come over for dinner and learn the great Deruella's husband is far from a legendary hero.

>>15385115
It's the most intimate sexual position I could think of. Plus the thought of those soft and powerful thighs wrapped around my waist gets me going.

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This thread is now infested with Devil Bugs!

>> No.15385162

>>15385147
As long as I'm here, no creepy crawlers shall go unpunished.

>> No.15385212

>MFW I can't even will myself to write when I almost wanted to do something as a present for the thread
>MFW the Pharmercy

>> No.15385217

>>15385147
If only they'd infest my house

>> No.15385221

>>15385212
You shouldn't force yourself. A present must be of heart, you do it when you feel like it.

>>15385217
I'm sending a Kiki to your house right now.

>> No.15385225

>>15385221
That also works just fine

>> No.15385229

>>15385221
Well I need to get out of this rut of alcoholism, hanging around with fags, and bitching about procrastination somehow.

Wet dreams don't help, either.

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>>15385147
I really wish one the next redesigns will be this girl. There's so much potential to be a comfy tier insect girl, but it was done too early.

>> No.15385245
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>>15384788
You misunderstand, incubi dwarves are rare presently because most of them have died of old age. They didn't "turn into females" (aside from ones that had alp qualifications).

Basically when mamono mana transforms elves and dwarves the result for males is the same as it is for human males. They become incubi.

Thus in the future the male children born of human and elf or human and dwarf couples will be at least some of the time incubus elves and incubus dwarves. In the new humanity the Mamono Lord seeks to create such incubi will be "varieties of human male" just as monster girls will be "varieties of human females." A lot fo this was explained in Q and A sessions with KC.

>> No.15385269

I fucking HATE that I haven't bred an entire tribe of Elves.

>> No.15385273

>>15385245
Nigga that conversation is 2 hours old now.

>> No.15385281

>>15385273
>That was 2 hours ago

What the fuck no way I spent 2 hours drinking tea. Did I go through a time hole or something?
I need my waifu to give me wing hugs right now.

>> No.15385283

>>15385269
Just imagine it anon.
They'd throw you onto a bed and start stripping down and applying aphrodisiac oils to each other before oiling you up by rubbing their bodies against yours.
Every time you almost go limp they boost you up with a dose of Minotaur Milk or a Manticore Spike.
An Elf's ride is over when she can't thrust her hips anymore and is a panting, sweaty, ahegaoing mess with a full pussy.
Depending on the size of the tribe you're impregnating 20-40 girls, all of whom will become your loving wives.

>> No.15385286

>>15385103
But then you get Tubby Maus!

>> No.15385287

>>15385245
>tfw no oppai dwarf

>> No.15385288
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>> No.15385289

>My post about elves got deleted in about five seconds
Okay, I guess the janitor just hates elves or something?

>> No.15385295

>>15385286
Just how I want her!
She can't run away then and has a chunky maus behind and budding maus breasts

>> No.15385298

>>15385273
>that conversation is 2 hours old
Nothing wrong with that, especially if he's giving a genuine reply.
Head Pats and green text are cool but it'd be nice to see more lore discussion.

>> No.15385299

>>15385289
This one? >>15385269
Seems up to me.

>> No.15385306

>>15385299
No, the response to it I made.
Nothing wrong with it if you ask me, just the idea of oiled elf harem sex with the intent of impregnation.

>> No.15385308

>>15385306
>>15385283

>> No.15385311

>>15385306
That still looks up as well. Are you sure it's not a posting error? No way the janny could be quick enough to delete a post 5 seconds after its made.

>> No.15385312

>>15385287
There's a little thing called Wonderland cake for that. Just good luck getting it.

>> No.15385317

>>15385308
Yeah, that one.

>> No.15385322

I want to be known as the asshole of MGC.
I'm going to bully all of the girls and nobody can stop me!

>> No.15385329

>>15385286
Soft mice are best mice

>> No.15385337

>>15385311
It says it was deleted though.
Is this a glitch?

>> No.15385343
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15385343

Rubbing a Dragon's horns give good luck!

>> No.15385352

>just read Girls of the Wilds
>tfw no qt mg's to teach me how to fight
>tfw no qt mg's to cook for me all day

what's the point

>> No.15385353

I have an idea for a smut side-story involving a captured Paladin, a cozy "prison", and half a dozen passionate and hungry succubi skilled in tantric sex.

Less rapey with a good end.

>> No.15385361

>>15385353
>Since the last sentence pulled a vanishing act
Is that something interesting that I should write while I work out some details in my main project?

>> No.15385371

>>15385343
But anon, she hasn't polished her horns today! they're all dirty!

>> No.15385372

>>15385343
And what does rubbing "other" parts give? A beatdown and/or a wife depending on circumstances?

>> No.15385416

>>15385352
That shit took a turn into left field.
It started taking itself way too seriously, and then comes some random kidnapping arc. What the fuck.

>> No.15385464

So I've been gone for a month or two, what all have I missed?

>> No.15385467
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>>15385464
Golem got updated

>> No.15385471

>>15385464
People kind of started writing again

>> No.15385472
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>>15385464
Golem got redone.

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>>15385464
Titties and ass.

>> No.15385480

>>15385473
Man, would you look at those EARS?

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>>15385464
We also got a eel mermaid.

>> No.15385482

>>15385343
i hear rubbing any monsters breasts gives good luck!
Im also definitely not a monster

>> No.15385484
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>>15385482
Hobby go home.

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>>15385480
She has tits that could rival a Holstaurs, and the first thing you notice are her ears?

>> No.15385493

>>15385490
They're so big though.

>> No.15385504

>>15385490
You got a problem with those gigantic ears? Huh?

>> No.15385519

>>15385490
Why is she shaking and drooling? Is there something wrong with her?

>> No.15385520

>>15384143
ZA WARUDO

>> No.15385529

>>15385480
>tfw no Kitsune waifu with ears that are larger than average who's a little self conscious about how big they are

>> No.15385532

>>15385520
ZA WARUMO

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>>15385519
If someone versed in moonrunes could translate it I'd know the true context beyond the fact she's a horny big-tittied fox.

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I want to be caught masturbating by the class rep doggy when she comes to check-up on me since I was sick!

>> No.15385552

>>15385537
What will you do when she her glasses back up and locks the door behind her while leering at you lewdly?
What will you do when she pins you down and sucks your dick until you're spent?

>> No.15385559
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>Tfw you will never be a part of a group of six paladins and protect all men and women of the lands even Monster Girls from true evil, murderers, and rapists in the name of God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ui3cJ0wGU

>> No.15385569

>>15385559
> hummy pallys protecting monstergirls
This is like North Korea proclaiming that it will defend the USA.

>> No.15385572

>>15385537
Is this Chihuahua Momiji? Her eyes are facing two different directions.

>>15385552
HEAD. PATS. Also long walks. Beaches optional.

>> No.15385575

>>15385569
Well, they aren't all bad. It's the rapists that make them all look bad, and it's also the fact that the rapists seem to be a majority.

>> No.15385578

>>15385481
>literally "whore eel"

>> No.15385591

>>15385578
A good name for a good (although exceedingly lewd, as expected of zipang) girl.

>> No.15385603 [DELETED] 

>>15385591
It's still kind of disappointing given how creative the Japanese get with the titles of other things. Games get stuff like
>"Maiden Rape Assault Violent Semen Inferno" and light novels like
>"I'm a successful light novel author at a boy's high school, but I'm being strangled by a female classmate who's a voice actress and is younger than me"
or
>"I tried training a girl who looks exactly like my student body president, hoping to make her my lover, and I turned out to be the servant."

(I wish I was making these up).

But when it comes to MGs? Just "Whitesnake" or "Whore-eel".

>> No.15385609

>>15385591
It's still kind of disappointing given how creative the Japanese get with the titles of other things. Games get stuff like
>"Maiden Rape Assault Violent Semen Inferno"
and light novels like
>"I'm a successful light novel author at a boy's high school, but I'm being strangled by a female classmate who's a voice actress and is younger than me"
or
>"I tried training a girl who looks exactly like my student body president, hoping to make her my lover, and I turned out to be the servant."

(I wish I was making these up).

But when it comes to MGs? Just "White-snake" or "Whore-eel". It's like KC's not even trying.

>> No.15385619

>>15385609
>Maiden Rape Assault Violent Semen Inferno
So is the inferno of semen violent, or is it the semen itself that is violent?

>> No.15385628

>>15385603
>>15385609
See, all of those get shortened or fan names though. KC has, at least in this aspect, not decided to go full retard so we get to come up with marginally more inspired things than just shortening a ridiculously long and descriptive title. It's fun and it makes him look less retarded. He needs this boost greatly. Besides, do you really want a "My Literl Cow-titted Sensei is Reading My Mind by Sucking My Dick while Turning the Whole Class into Lewd Sex Ed!" monstergirl? I sure as fuck don't.

>> No.15385660

>>15385628
This. The absurdly long light novel titles are amusing the first few times you read one, but after a while they all just read as "We're too lazy to come up with a decent title, so have a brief summary of the book instead."

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>>15385578
Whore spider!

>> No.15385667

>>15385628
I was only poking a bit of fun, although that said it'd be nice to see some relatively OC MGs rather than him trying to lift everything out of pre-existing fiction or mythology.

>Besides, do you really want a "My Literl Cow-titted Sensei is Reading My Mind by Sucking My Dick while Turning the Whole Class into Lewd Sex Ed!" monstergirl? I sure as fuck don't.

I kind of do now for at least one girl, because it'd be hilarious.

>> No.15385672

>>15385609
A lot of the names are the actual names of mythological creatures.
Jorougumo, for example. It's a youkai that lures men in by looking like a beautiful woman playing music, and then bam, turns out she's a giant fucking spider and you're lunch.

>> No.15385678

>>15385609
>It's like KC's not even trying.
You know what? We really can't talk either, come to think. What kind of names do we come up with? Grape Snake, Succuslut, Zap Wolf. Whore-eel sounds a lot like something the thread would cook up anyway.

>>15385660
>"We're too lazy to come up with a decent title, so have a brief summary of the book instead."
That's actually what they are. There's so much competition in the LN world they just make the title the synopsis/hook rather than actually expecting readers to even pick up the book. This is marginally better than an author putting their damn face on the back instead.

>>15385667
Don't worry, I'm not offended or anything.
>it'd be nice to see some relatively OC MGs
At this point a lot of shit he could even think up would already have been done by some culture somewhere. I don't have quite enough faith in the guy to desire seeing him truly venture out on his own; some of the spins he puts on things are bad enough or, conversely, creative enough on their own.

>> No.15385728

>Kumihos are very secretive about their identity and attempt to appear human
>You'll never marry a Kumiho who only lets her fox traits show in private with you
>Aside from her parents, only you know the sight and feel of her ears and tails
>Only you've seen her real eyes
>Only you have felt those claws and teeth gently rake against your skin
>To everyone else, she looks completely human
>She's even convinced people that she hates liver, despite gobbling it down like candy at home

>> No.15385740

I want an oppai loli lamia to cuddle with on warm evenings.

>> No.15385749
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>>15385728
Would she bite me if I asked?

>> No.15385758

I want a big, muscled kitsune in armor to claim me as a spoil of war and make me her house husband.
I want to surprise her with how readily I accept the role.

>> No.15385762

>>15385749
She's bite you even if you didn't.
She'd do it in places that wouldn't be seen in public, of course, and she also wouldn't inflict any real harm on you aside from bite marks that take a couple weeks to heal.

>> No.15385763
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>>15385749
She'd do a lot more than that and you know it.

>> No.15385767

>>15385758
How would armor work for fluff? Would kitsune have like, nine individually jointed tail protectors, or would they all get shoved into one compartment like a mitten? Would they even be able to move their tail protectors? How would they sit?

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>>15385762
>>15385763
But what if I want her to bite me hard enough to draw a little blood?

>> No.15385776

>>15385767
I imagine that they'd have tail cases behind them that lock the tails up so they can sit.
That or they bravely/foolishly leave them uncovered as a sign of their prowess.

>> No.15385785

>>15385776
>That or they bravely/foolishly leave them uncovered as a sign of their prowess.

People would start cutting tails off as war trophies. No sir, I don't like this.

>> No.15385789

>>15385772
That's what I mean, anon.
It'd hurt, and you'd bleed, but it's not like she's going to sever arteries or puncture organs. She'll kiss you with the taste of blood still in her mouth too.

>> No.15385791

>>15385785
True, more than one foolish youngling would be sporting a slightly stumpy tail from a bad fight.
Would you still love her even if she had a shorter/missing tail?

>> No.15385795

>>15385791
>Would you still love her even if she had a shorter/missing tail?
Sure. There's plenty more where that came from and she'd likely be a lovely girl besides. I just really fucking hope she kept those ears tucked in. That'd be the real tragedy.

>> No.15385796
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I demand more Druella! We need more Druella!

>> No.15385798

>>15385795
Those would just need a custom helmet or guard.
Sure, accidents happen but they're far easier to protect than mofu.

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>>15385789
>She'll kiss you with the taste of blood still in her mouth too.
Fearboner is at maximum

>> No.15385808

>>15385798
Easier to protect, but wouldn't that much up hearing? Though I suppose that'd matter more for operating than purging.

>> No.15385811

>>15385808
Er, muck up, rather.

>> No.15385812

>>15385796
Then why didn't you post Druella? That's just a normal lilim!

>> No.15385815

>>15385808
Maybe but I'm sure they'd rather keep their ears than loose their hearing.

Operators would have it though, long with binding their tails up and dying them black.

>> No.15385821

>>15385812
You forgot your quotation marks. Allow me.
>That's just a "normal" lilim!

>>15385815
Operators would have what? Ear holes that let the mofu pop out? Man, imagine trying to navigate 'nam with your ears taped down. That'd be terrible.

>> No.15385827
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>>15385821
>>15385812
You both are silly, thats just a regular person.

>> No.15385828

>>15385821
Sorry, my typing skills are fading in the long night.

Operators may have nicked/missing ears due to leaving them uncovered and their tails would be bound up to keep them from getting everywhere.

>> No.15385867

>>15385828
Operators stick their helmets over ridges as sniper bait
>No one falls for it, because no mofu

>> No.15385879

>>15385827
Regular people don't have black sclera!

>> No.15385887

>>15385827
Normal young people dont have white hair.

>> No.15385892

>>15385827
What's that tail-like thing coming out of your rear?

>> No.15385893

>>15385887
>tfw 28 and going grey
Y-you too.

>> No.15385898

>>15385827
yeah, sure, those 2 things poking out of your hood are totally normal.

>> No.15385900

>>15385892
That's perfectly normal. Haven't you ever seen Manny's tail?

>> No.15385913

>>15385879
>>15385887
>>15385892
She's just a cosplayer, and definitely NOT Druella!

>> No.15385931

>>15385913
>Turns out it's actually a sister pretending to be Druella because she's more well known.

I would be surprised but not displeased.

>> No.15385933

>>15385609
>"Maiden Rape Assault Violent Semen Inferno"
no matter what you do, somebodies getting stabbed

>> No.15385940
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>>15385609
>>15385628
>>15385672
>>15385678

It could be worse. KC could be German.

>> No.15385943
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>>15385827
>Meet Deruella going incognito
>It's obviously her, but pretend not to notice
>Chat and hang out with her
>Do normal shit all day
>Offer to walk her back home
>Say good night, let her name slip
>Tell her I didn't care who she was
>She looked like she needed to unwind without being picked out
And that's how Anon started dating the Queen of the Succusluts.

>> No.15385960
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elf tittuus

>> No.15385968

>>15385960
I...is she actually asking to be molested? This is unprecedented!

>> No.15385970

>>15385960
Elf milkmaids with outrageous titties!
Gonna milk them like they were cows.

>> No.15385971

>>15385968
She wants you to stick it in!

>> No.15385976

>>15385943
>implying she wouldn't rape him then and there

That's bullshit. Everyone knows the "I only care about the real you, not your title/fame/power/wealth" card is the 3rd most powerful aphrodisiac, after "faceless old man pre-gangbang roofie juice" and "getting a minor flesh wound from taking a hit for her".

>> No.15385978
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>>15385968
That's not unprecedented. It just means you've properly trained her.

>> No.15385981

>>15385976
Well, obviously she rode him senseless after that, but it was done lovingly! And then after the morning cuddles/blowjob they started dating.

>> No.15385987

>>15385976
>"faceless old man pre-gangbang roofie juice"
Truly porns greatest elixir. its a surprise when that shit doesn't work

>> No.15386000

>>15385987
Ever heard of a hentai guy called chuuka naruto?

>> No.15386012

>>15386000
>chuuka naruto
Oh Christ I remember that guy. and fuck you for reminding me.

>> No.15386015

>>15385976
None of those are nearly as potent as being Tomaru Sawagoe

>> No.15386017 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.15386024

>>15386017
no thanks, i'll stay over here and you'll stay over there

>> No.15386032

>>15386015
>Tomaru Sawagoe
>googled it
>family tree
Holy shitfuck, thats some Demon-teir nasty

>> No.15386045
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>>15386017
How could I say no to a face like that?

>> No.15386066

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to memorize your wanwan's weak points.
Ears and base of the tail are good starters.

>> No.15386088

I need emergency mofu

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>>15386088
Take one of these and call back in the morning

>> No.15386139

>>15386017
I like Marisa.
I love Yao.
This is not a flattering combination.

>> No.15386146

I shall teach the kiddies that when you touch a ryus scale, good things happen

>> No.15386150
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>>15384174
They're for looking striking in suits
They're for tempting the boss
Touch the imp
Do it wimp

>> No.15386225
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>>15386150
Semen Imp.
Entoma best girl.

>> No.15386353
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I want to lock myself in a room with a saucy mouthed legal loli werecat and drink a smoothie of rage shroom, sticky mushroom, and manticore venom. And nothing you can say can convince me otherwise.

>> No.15386378

>>15386353
>drink a smoothie of rage shroom, sticky mushroom, and manticore venom
And yet you still won't be able to make her scream with your smooth human dick.

>> No.15386427

>>15386378
>she purrs contentedly while you're trying to savage her tight lolipussy
>when you're done she gives you a peck on the cheek and thanks you for the nice slow sex

>> No.15386431
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What deity do I have to make live sacrifices to so that I can take that pillow's place?

>> No.15386523

>>15386427
I like this idea actually.

>> No.15386542

>>15386523
Is it better if she's an insensitive loli or a huge girl who's just so cavernous you have to really fuck the shit out of her to make her feel it?

>> No.15386548

>>15386542
Insensitive loli.

>> No.15386567

>>15386548
I'd like a cavern girl too, but I can see the appeal of going to town on a seemingly-frail girl only to fail to hurt her at all. You could even have the subjects of, say, a loli Vampire revolt and try to brutally rape her, and she liked it so much she forced them to do it every day.

>> No.15386568
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>>15386548
Stupid haughty Fox lolis

>> No.15386583

>>15386567
>loli Vampire
>drains the boobs of the villagers in her fief
>ohohoho oppai loli Vampire with pear-shaped subjects
>bullies them about their breasts size constantly

>> No.15386592

>>15386583
I hear she needs two men to be her designated boob holders.

>> No.15386597

>>15386592
I hear she travels standing on two men's cupped hands with her breasts resting on two men's heads.

>> No.15386604

>>15386597
When she dines, her guests all need to sit in very low chairs, while she sits in a regular one, so she's always the tallest at the table and feels superior.

>> No.15386620

>>15386604
When her male subject come of age, she makes them motorboat her to impress her superiority to the peasants on them. Only those who emigrate are ever able to motorboat a woman again.

>> No.15386630

>>15386620
>motorboat a woman again
Many of them take up butt sniffing and try to motorboat their pear-shaped peasant wife's butt to recapture that sensation.

>> No.15386664
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It's hot.

>> No.15386733

>tfw houri just shot a bunch of alps

>> No.15386749
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>>15386733
EROSU AKBAR!

MY UMMAH, THE DAWN HAS ARRIVED
SO AWAIT THE PROMISED VICTORY
THE EROTIC STATE HAS RISEN
BY THE SEX OF THE RIGHTEOUS

>> No.15386752

>>15386733
Nice desu nee~

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>>15386733
>>15386749
/pol/ please, the only related content you have is Ebola-chan

>> No.15386763

>>15386760
>implying
Eros worship is a religion of intimacy!

>> No.15386769

>>15386567
I can see the appeal of an insensitive girl if it's a lich or something, and you have to achieve ramming speed to get emotion out of her. Other than that, sensitive that gets easily overwhelmed is better though.

Like a smug loli hellhound that stops being smug even with slow missionary, arching her back, eyes tearing up and going out of focus from the pleasure. If she tries to be on top, she'll quickly fall limp against you. With bestial mounting she'll be hanging on the edge of conciousness the whole time.

>> No.15386789

>>15382866
Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm... Do you hear our prayers?

>> No.15386800

>>15386769
I'd like a smug girl who's used to rough mating be confused and ahegao'd by slow sex.

>> No.15386809

>>15386763
Give head to those who insult Eros!

>> No.15386813

>>15386789
No! Wurm period blood is NOT to be used for this!

>> No.15386819

I want to trick my waifu into learning about paranoia, nationalism, and surrealist humor by misrepresenting the contents of Dr. Strangelove to her.

>> No.15386834
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It's not what it looks like, I swear!

>> No.15386856

>>15386834
What, you weren't taking a piss in the woods?

>> No.15386910

>>15385337
Late reply, but I'm looking at it over here, and I can see it clear as day. Must be a glitch for you when you posted.

>> No.15386931
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I miss Crayon. We need simple stuff in our threads. Like this, but with some kind of actual expression and soul to it.

>> No.15386941

>>15386931
I saw a post with a picture implying crayanon was still around, just posting drawings very infrequently.

I wonder how many Anons here have died since we moved from here from /a/.

>> No.15386950

>>15386809
Why did Eros also turn into a girl?
Isn't Eros originally the SON of Aphrodite?

>> No.15386959

>>15386950
You have to ask yourself, what gender is using the most energy on finding a mate?

>> No.15386966

>>15386950
Eros is Aphrodite here and always was female in this setting.

>> No.15386976

>>15386931
What was it?

>> No.15386978

>>15386950
KC turns all the gods into girls. One day he will turn his entire setting into girls.

>> No.15386984

>>15386976
Stick figure with spear and a stick figure Wurm with the filename "10,000 BC".

>> No.15387023
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15387023

Look at this bug!
Give her a hug!

>> No.15387025

>>15387023
Alright.

>> No.15387029

>>15387023
She can't fool me with that mask, I know what horrors hide behind it.

>> No.15387033

>>15387023
But she eats people!

>> No.15387036

>>15387033
But you're not people, you're onii-chan.

>> No.15387060

>>15387033
Then eat her back.

>> No.15387061

>>15387023
Daughter, what are you?

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>> No.15387082

>>15387076
Goo is gross! Once some fell on my head when I was looting corpses in the sewers and raped me!

>> No.15387093

>>15387076
Cherry > Blue Raspberry

But it's a close shave.

>> No.15387100

Has there been any new girls since the adorable eel girl?

Haven't kept up with the threads that much.

>> No.15387113

>>15387100
Golems art got updated if that counts >>15385467

>> No.15387114

>>15387100
see >>15385472

>> No.15387123

>>15387113
Cool. Thanks anon.

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>>15387060
If I gotta hug a people-eating monster, can't it at least be the prime titty slime?

>> No.15387128

>>15387093
Agreed. I like the sundress on cherry, but the outfit on blue is cute as well.
If it were up to me, however, I would just take both.

>> No.15387152

>>15386431
Careful what you wish for, she's gonna pet you, and hug you, and squeeze you, and love you, and call you George

>> No.15387163

>>15387152
>and call you George
This Yeti seems to have some Wurm in her ancestry.

>> No.15387199

>>15387152
Does she like rabbits?

>> No.15387214
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Since I'm not doing anything with my life, where do I go to sell myself to someone who would have a use for me?

>> No.15387219

>>15387214
Black Market

>> No.15387251

>>15387199
She's the reason why Wererabbits don't go to the mountains any more

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>>15385569
Allow me to tell you the tale of Sir Jeremy and his adopted daugtherus.

>> No.15387413

>>15387331
Chill paladins are best.

>> No.15387442
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>>15386809
A clashing of the lips
A nasheed of the lustful
And the trail of mating is the path to life
So amidst handholding, loneliness is destroyed
And concealment of the voices results in the beauty of the echo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcjWJ9t2Yag

>> No.15387482
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Why are /fit/ girls so great? Goat best girl.

>> No.15387490
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>>15386353
A grand desire.

>> No.15387495

>>15387482
I like cat, but anything at or below dog is ok. I prefer girls that are shorter than me, and being 6 ft, that's pretty easy. Plus I'm not into big ole titties.

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>>15387482
Mirin horse's legs. Would squat with.

>> No.15387538

>>15387482
I like the cow's hair. I want to lick her abs while her boobs rests on my head and caress her silky smooth hair.

>> No.15387564

>>15387482
Cow and Horse are best.

>> No.15387571
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>>15387538
>>15387564
Cow's a big girl.

>> No.15387578

>>15387482
I wish I could go to this gym.

>> No.15387579

>>15387482
All of the above please.

/fit/ is cute!
CUTE!

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>>15387579
y-you too

>> No.15387594

>>15387571
Can you imagine being pinned down by that delicious beef?

Morning boner came with full strenght today.

>> No.15387615

>>15387571
uuuu

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>>15387571
>No plump, /fit/ Minotaur will pin you to a wall and force you to drink her milk

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Finished this. I had much faps with seismic's work.

>> No.15387669

>>15387658
Those are some nice tiddies.

>> No.15387683

>>15387658
It came out pretty nice, good work anon.

>> No.15387746

>>15387658
Very nice.

>> No.15387747

>>15387627
Strongfat minotaur is best minotaur.

>> No.15387751

>A Dragon princess will never force marriage on you to escape being used as a political tool
>She'll never end up falling for you for real

>> No.15387761

>>15387751
Watching her go from a proud, cold woman into someone whose awkwardly trying to confess would be lovely.

>> No.15387770 [SPOILER] 
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I wonder what Unicorns look like at the MGC Beach.

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>> No.15387779

>>15387770
Like a unicorn? Why would they look any different at the beach? I guess they might wear a bridal style bikini or something.

>> No.15387780

>>15387771
I want a Kejourou loli to purr like a kitten after getting her hair ruffled.
Or better yet, and Werecat/Kejourou hybrid.

>> No.15387784

>>15387780
A longhaired breed of werekitten that can have her hair ruffle back?
That sounds nice.

>> No.15387806

>>15387214
Army?

>> No.15387808

What if we combined a Kejourou with a Vampire?

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>>15387808
We get the world's best himedere

>> No.15387814

>>15387808
We get a creature that is 100% worth impregnating.

>> No.15387815

>>15387808
How will she fly with all that hair?

>> No.15387817

>>15387813
>That butt
I want to shove my face into it.

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>>15387817
really?

>> No.15387831

>>15387825
I really, really like butts.

>> No.15387842

>>15386931
Crayon did pictures for Cu and Cait Sith, and drew Miiafag a daki. Apparently Miiafag is friends with him.

>> No.15387847
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>>15387831
Me too.

>> No.15387857

>>15387751
>You'll never pretend to dislike her just to see what she does
>You'll never be shocked when she breaks down saying that she can't live without you

Just end me.

>> No.15387864
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>>15387831
They're pretty nice.

>> No.15387876

>>15387847
>dat masochistic Scylla spanking and anal reaming from Silent_IIs short story
Mmm.
>>15387864
I desire to have that rear planted on my face.

>> No.15387910

>>15387864
I want to analingus her while she jerks me off with her hair onahole.

>> No.15387985
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15387985

Haaahhnn~? A training montage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1ZSJdJj5bs

>> No.15387997

>>15387985
I want to get musclebus on minomilk to help her get greater gains!

>> No.15388002

>>15387842
He even did it full rez, you gotta expand to see the crayon texture

Too big to post here
https://my.mixtape.moe/nxkyfe.jpg

>> No.15388008

>>15388002
By Jove, that's really something!

>> No.15388033

>>15387910
>tfw no monster waifu to rim
All memes aside, what monster girl would be the biggest buttslut?

>> No.15388036

>>15387985
I remember this. Just turning that fucking wheel, over and over. Time passes, always fewer people at the wheel, Conan always a little older, until at the end he's Ahnold, pushing the wheel alone.
Now I need stories of HIGH ADVENTURE.
>>15388033
Anubutt.

>> No.15388039

>>15388033
Memes say anubis.

>> No.15388041
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>"Take me in, oh tender human. Take me in, for heaven's sake! Take me in oh tender human." sighed the vicious snake.

>> No.15388047

>>15388041
It's fucking blazing outside woman, you'll be fine!

>> No.15388068

>>15388041
Mother fucker, it is 88 goddamned degrees outside. It is the middle of summer in central fuckingFlorida, how are you cold? You should be prospering in this shitty, humid ass heat. Jesus Christ, fucking lying ass snake, Lord.

>> No.15388077

>>15388041
>cold blooded animal out in cold weather
I'd let her in. I don't even like snakes. My moralfaggotry would do me in big time if monsters were real

>> No.15388079

>>15388041
I'm not looking for a roommate. Go away.

>> No.15388082

>>15388041
I'm going to take you out on a date!

>> No.15388084

>>15388041
Did you forget your key again?

>> No.15388086
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>>15388068
Anon, she's used to the heat of blazing deserts. Anything below 100 for her is probably cause to put on a sweater.

>> No.15388098

>>15388086
That's a cool looking Apophis. Can I hang out with her in school?

>> No.15388101

>>15388077
>My moralfaggotry would do me in big time if monsters were real
This is why I think I wouldn't last long and I would probably end with a harem even when I'm a monogamyfag

>> No.15388109

>>15388086
Well why didn't she say so, don't over exaggerate like it's freezing cold out, just say you're cold and ask to chill man.

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Come on fellers! Let's all head out over the meadow and through the woods and start up our own mine, with blackjack and hookers! There will be malt beer and stretchy anime meat off the bone!

>> No.15388120

>>15388077
being moralfag in MGE is suffering

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>>15388115
>Ruining a beautiful meadow with an ugly, disgusting mine
Typical dwarves

>> No.15388129

>>15388115
>teddy bear on top of hammer
how on earth have i never noticed this. God im stupid.

>> No.15388130

>>15388126
Shut up and wiggle that ass, hooker.

>> No.15388143

>>15388115
Dwarves are unfair, their general design is really appealing but they're too small for my tastes. Bump them up to Goblin/Hobgoblin height and they would probably be in my top 10.

>> No.15388147

>>15388115
A mine with playing cards and elf hookers? I don't think I can withstand the urge to go there.

>> No.15388149

>>15388143
Then get a Dependable Magic User to bump their size up.
>>15388147
Just watch out for elephants.

>> No.15388159

>>15388143
>race of glorious muscled shortstacks
>made into loli stump limb abominations
>only distinguished by being good at handjobs

KC dwarves are just bad all around. It's why almost all the writefags toss them completely for something more traditional.

>> No.15388169

>>15384774
would a troll be friends with an allurine or a tentecle?

>> No.15388173

>>15388169
Troll is friend to all creatures inna woods.

>> No.15388174

>>15388149
>Then get a Dependable Magic User to bump their size up.
I'm sure a Lich wouldn't mind helping in the name of research.
>>15388159
Most Japanese works make them lolis rather than shortstacks so I'm used to that by now. Wouldn't mind a muscle loli though.

>> No.15388175
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Butterflies?

>> No.15388185

>>15388175
No.
Fucking a Butterfly makes you blind, same with Moths

>> No.15388186

>>15388173
d-do you think she'd introduce me to them?

>> No.15388194

>>15388185
>Fucking a Butterfly makes you blind
What

>> No.15388195

>>15388186
Sure she would. Picnic of bacchanal?

>> No.15388215

>>15388077
I know what you mean man, my good morality and kind nature would still exist even though in reality I'd be cautious around monster girls due to fear of being assaulted. Most likely what would happen is if a monster girl needed help, I'd help them out and then bolt away in fear so I don't end up assaulted or raped, even though deep down I'd feel terrible because there may be a chance she wasn't going to harm me and i may have ended up making her feel bad for no reason. I don't like being so fearful around monster girls, I just want to know I can trust them and feel safe without constantly feeling fear. I like helping out when I can and cheer up does that are sad/ depressed, maybe one day I'll meet a friendly monster girl and get over that fear but until then I'll help out and save monster girls even though deep down I'm terrified it might just be a trap made to assault/ rape me.

>> No.15388216

>>15388194
My mom used to tell me that if I touched a butterfly or moth and scratched my eyes I would go blind.

>> No.15388229

>>15388216
Did she also tell you fapping gives you hairy palms?

Or that Yetis are just Alp'd masturbaters?

>> No.15388230

>>15388216
I think you can trust a butterfly girl.

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>>15388175
I'm more of a moth person.

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Why are black birds so the best?

>> No.15388241

>>15388215
Are you that one anon that wanted to wear ear defenders around Mindflayers?

>> No.15388247

>>15388241
I want to lick and suck on a tied-up Mindflayer's tentacles to make the thin, sensitive, penetrating part come out and then wriggle it into my urethra in front of her horrified face.

>> No.15388248

>>15388229
Not that I remember.

>>15388230
I don't trust you.


It would be funny if I was born in a world with monster girls, considering that my dad used to tell me about a cyclops marrying a prince and my mom telling me to be careful around butterflies.

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>>15388247
Don't even joke about that shit, holmes.

>> No.15388269

>>15388231
Moths are lame, dumb, losers compared to cute and elegant butterflies!

>> No.15388279

>tfw a kitsune will never sit on your face

>> No.15388280

>>15388241
No actually i'm not.

>> No.15388289

>>15388279
Her tails would get in the way.

>> No.15388296

>>15387779
>>15387770
Ganguro Unicorn at the beach when?

>> No.15388297

>>15388289
You say that like it's a problem

the fluffier the better

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>>15388248
>I don't trust you
Why?

>>15388269
That's it!

>> No.15388308

>>15379782
>four different abandoned starts of stories sitting in pastebin
>no drive
>might use that thing for serious stuff later, am i bit nervous

>> No.15388311

>>15388240
Cause you can have any color you want, so long as it's black.

>> No.15388333

>>15388248
>my dad used to tell me about a cyclops marrying a prince
You're that guy, seriously check how many eyes your mom has, and if its any more than 1 learn some magic, specifically how to get rid of an illusion spell.

>> No.15388335

Hey the first encyclopedia book had a bunch of world building stuff sprinkled around the profiles right? Do you think this one is going to be the same? What are the odds we learn more about stuff like the church of eros?

>> No.15388341

>>15388306
I don't know, butterflies are kinda suspicious.

There are two kinds of monster girls that I'm warry of: Insects and monsters from the sea

>>15388333
She has two.

>> No.15388343

>>15388335
>church of eros
don't fail me on this, kc

>> No.15388344

>>15388335
Eros a shit.
>>15388341
Then learn the illusion magic.

>> No.15388348

>>15388248
>a cyclops marrying a prince
So was this a cute cyclops or an actual monster?

>> No.15388353

>>15388344
it was more a question about generally world stuff, i just used eros as an example.
I'd like to hear more about the lewd recreational stuff monsters do in their cities

>> No.15388361

>>15388348
Cute cyclops. She had a human sister and a three eyed sister, both bullied her.

>>15388344
I don't think my mom is a cyclops, but I'll keep an eye (heh) on her.

>> No.15388369

>>15388039
>>15388036
He said memes aside guys. Although there's probably some truth to that one

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>>15388361
Prince x Cyclops is a pretty cute concept. I might write a story like that.

>> No.15388385

>>15388372
Do it.

>> No.15388401

>>15388385
I have to think up a fresh scenario, though. I've already done one prince x member of staff and prince x foreign dignitary just wouldn't be cute enough.

>> No.15388410

Does anyone remember which book mentioned that monsters working jobs will sometimes wear signs to show if they're married or not

>> No.15388436

>>15388372
>>15388401
I would love to see that. Haven't seen many stories with cyclops in it.

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>>15388306
Because Butterflies are evil.

Come back when you turn into a moth.

>> No.15388465

>>15388240
DON'T.
DROP THAT
PUMP-A-RUM
EYYYYYYYYYY.

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>> No.15388497

>>15388484
Pizzabus having a fun night out with her boyfriend!

>> No.15388500

>>15388484
That's a big semen demon.

>> No.15388503

>>15388484
Genki Succubus is pretty tall! More to love!

>> No.15388508

Requesting evil monster girls

>> No.15388518

>>15388508
Anon thats all of them
DEUS VULT

>> No.15388522

>>15388484
Never stop being genki, succubutt.

>> No.15388528

>>15388436
Welp, I guess that's now number 7 in line. I really need to start unloading this pile of story ideas at some point. I think I've even forgotten something now that I made a list of them.

>> No.15388534
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>>15388508

>> No.15388536

>>15388497
>Pizzabus
I want to see Pizzabus driving a Pizza Bus.

>> No.15388537

>>15388484
She's big.

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>> No.15388559
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Who would your waifu cosplay as?

>> No.15388561

>>15388559
A nudist

>> No.15388565

>>15388556
>file name
Never gonna give you up.

>> No.15388566

>>15386733
>Alps overdosing on love arrows

My body is not ready.

>> No.15388567

>>15388559
Agro.

>> No.15388568

>>15388559
That's the second time you've drawn monster girls and NGE stuff together.

You like it don't you Snib?

>> No.15388571

>>15388559
Louise.

>> No.15388572

>>15388556
She has a fine groove.

>> No.15388574

>>15388559
probably something from queens blade or something like that

>> No.15388578

>>15388559
A sexy nurse.

>> No.15388579

>>15388559
Bridget.

>> No.15388581

>>15388410
I remember there being an image that went with it but even searching KC's name on boorus i cant find it

>> No.15388588

>>15388559
She would cosplay as a lot of villains.

>> No.15388590

>>15388568
Anon, I'm not snib. He does have good taste in outfits though.

>> No.15388591

>>15388559
>Rei
>02
That Eva unit number is reserved for the best girl, Rei a shit

>> No.15388598

>>15388559
Maybe Aya if she felt lazy.

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>>15378072

>> No.15388606

>>15388559
man cons with monsters must be really hard. They all probably see it as a chance to dress up in clothes to attract males.

>> No.15388607
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>>15388559
I guess she could pull off a convincing Ganon.

>> No.15388608

>>15388603
>gonnaneedtodrawsomemgssmalleronedaymaybe
Don't you dare

>> No.15388613

>>15388603
Looks like heaven.
>>15388606
Not to mention all the smelly con creepers who think just because they share a hoby with a boy they can invade his personal space while stuttering their way through awkward pick up lines.

>> No.15388618

>>15388608
I dunno, I think he could do an adorable Hobgoblin. Plus they're big in other ways.

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>>15388568
Ayy, I didn't post that here but yes, yes I do.

>>15388591
Oh god I dun goofed D:
I somewhat agree. All nge grills are pretty qt.
Misato is top tier imotbh

>> No.15388625

>>15388603
Thanks for making this. Oh man, how much I want to feel the warmth of a Dragon in this cold sunday night.

>> No.15388636
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>>15378313
Are hakutaku tails like kitsune tails and can grab things?

>> No.15388641

>>15388621
>Musclegirls
Unf

>> No.15388643

>>15388636
Bless you Latenight

>> No.15388648

>>15388636
There might be some degree of prehensility, who knows.

>> No.15388651

>>15388621
I would agree, Asuka > Misato > Dr. Akagi > Maya > Cait Sith > Rei

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>>15388636
Hakutaku is love.

I'd assume they have enough tail flexibility to give tail jobs since it is MGE we're talking about, grabbing things should be no problem.

>> No.15388694

>You will never go adventuring with cow party
>Minotaur warrior
>Hakutaku mage
>Holstuar Rogue

>> No.15388698

>>15388675
I always saw her tail as a cloud, something you rest your head on and sleep.

>> No.15388711

>>15388675
I wanna tease a hakutaku by stealing her glasses and hiding them!

>> No.15388737

>>15388694
>Holstaur rogue
I don't see it

>> No.15388738
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>>15388694
I doubted that a holst could be a rogue....I was wrong.

>> No.15388753

>>15388738
The perfect stealth technique, now he can't see her.

>> No.15388758

>>15388753
Could she be hiding behind those round bags?

>> No.15388762

>>15388738
That's magical.

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>>15388738
>muffled screams

>> No.15388781

>tfw no milkmaid Golem themed after cobblestone architecture

>> No.15388797

>>15388738
so these are what mg stealth takedowns are like

>> No.15388807
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>>15387482
We need more Wolfus with lickable abs!

>> No.15388841

Baphomets and canid lolis are for bending over.

>> No.15388854

>>15388781
>No milky Marble golem

>> No.15388867

>>15388841
Bending over, lifting up and fucking in mid air like a living onahole.

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>>15388807
Workaday wolf waifus are the thing for me.

>> No.15388888

>>15388867
Or both at the same time, bending over an object tall enough to leave their feet/paws/hooves dangling in the air.

>> No.15388901

>>15388841
>bending over
But anon, if you bend her over you can't kiss her. You should have standing lotus sex with your loli.

>> No.15388906

>>15388888
>those quints
I WANT SABBATH TO LEAVE

>> No.15388910
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15388910

I want to be assassinated by a kunoichi and her tentacle girl sidekick.

>> No.15388912

Who is your darkhorse, /mgt/? What girl that you never consider could easily slip into your top 5 without warning, if there was just one thing different about them? For me it's Baphomet. One ara ara cake and boom. Easily in my top 5. KC needs to hurry up and make onee-sabath

>> No.15388913

>>15388888
Perfect.
>>15388901
>if you bend her over you can't kiss her
http://i.imgur.com/ok9d95U.jpg

>> No.15388914

>>15388910
I want to be "assassinated" by being husbando'd so I'm too distracted to do whatever I was going to do!

>> No.15388926

>>15388901
Obviously you can nibble her ears and lean around while she turns to the side if you want to kiss her. And you'll have time to kiss and cuddle after you're done accepting your partner's complete submission and stretching her holes.

>> No.15388962

>>15388912
Cockatrice, if KC gave her some new art she would probably skyrocket into my top 5.

>> No.15388994

My taste > Everyone else's

>> No.15389004

>>15388912
Hard to say. Many girls are on the top 5 door, but I love the current ones so much that I don't think changing one or two things can make them take teir spot.

>> No.15389007
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>>15388994
Them's fightin' werds.

>> No.15389024

>>15388912
Hellhound if they could lose to cock

>> No.15389025

>>15388534
Best Digi.

>> No.15389029

>>15388738
Is that a Dire Holst or something? If so, 10/10 would drink milk straight form the tap.

>> No.15389033

>>15389024
I'm sure you could take one down if you have a god-level cock and drink a soup of raging mushrooms.

>> No.15389034

>>15389029
from the tap*

>> No.15389038

>>15388912
Jorou-Gumo if they kept being S and only softened a bit as time went on ate then swinging over to being M.

>> No.15389041

why is it so dead

>> No.15389042

>>15388559
We need more. More! More Monster Girls in Plugsuits! And other tight, form-fitting bodysuits!

Trying to think what an Anubis might cosplay as...mind keeps coming back to Mecha Musume of the ZotE OF.

>> No.15389044

>>15389033
No you couldn't.

>> No.15389054

>>15388738
Look at that happy Holst doing what she is told, not realizing the horrible deeds she performed, the many widows she has left in the world and the muffled screams for mercy coming from her breasts.

Who will do the deed and tell her what she is doing and what she truly is?

A monster.

>> No.15389063

>>15389041
>1300 posts
>page 10

People are just sleeping with their waifus.

>> No.15389082
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15389082

Quiet

What kind of lazy day activities would you want to do with your Monster Waifu?

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>>15389042
Oh also meant to post this to go along with that.

>> No.15389095

>>15389082
Wock hueg

>> No.15389096

>>15388841
Baphomets are for educating about Elin superiority.

>> No.15389098

>>15389082
>day activities
Sleep.

>> No.15389100

>>15389082
Why does wockfag like wock so much? None of hi commiioned art represents her as the lust-addled fuckmachine headcase she would be. Like, look at this bitch. She looks refined. What part of wonderland translates to "refined"? Might as well waifu a ryuu

>> No.15389102

>>15389082
Sing duets. Our favorite would probably be the final verse of Echoes.

>> No.15389106

>>15389082
Anal.

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>>15389096
But they already have nice bodies.

>> No.15389123

>>15388841
More Loli Anubis would be nice.

>> No.15389129

>>15389082
Play with her tail and sleep in her lap while she reads some books. Maybe watch some movies.

>> No.15389136

>>15389116
Lower half isn't plump enough.

>> No.15389139

>>15388738
latenight can you draw a knight/mercenary kikimora no one seems to like this idea except me

>> No.15389142

>>15388518
Did someone call? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgaUwG8nf7I

>> No.15389149
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15389149

What are you looking at, fagboy?

>> No.15389150

>>15389082
Cuddle. Maybe play with her boobs a little.

>> No.15389157

>>15389149
Nothing ma'am simply wondering who you're voting for president this election?

>> No.15389159

>>15389139
Because it's silly.

>> No.15389162

>>15389149
A couple of n'wahs.

>> No.15389166

>>15389149
The beautiful view, but now I guess I'm looking at the two dark elf sluts blocking it.

>> No.15389168
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15389168

>>15389100
>Why does wockfag like wock so much?
Why wouldn't I like perfection?

>> No.15389171

>>15389100
Why don't you go 'waifu' a sack of trash to fit your personality.

>> No.15389176

>>15389166
>I was admiring the beautiful view
>Then you got in the way

>> No.15389177

>>15379825

Seems we differ.
No matter how little time I have, I always drop by twice daily and ctrl-f pastebin.

>> No.15389182

>>15389168
You clearly don't give a second shit to the behaviour outlined in her entry though. It's like going
>I fucking love cheshires
>I mean, mine isn't crazy, and she can't teleport because that would get annoying fast
>But I fucking love cheshires

>> No.15389188

>>15389149
Survivors of The Pulse?

>> No.15389192

>>15389171
Take the stick out of your ass

>> No.15389194

>>15389171
I like you

>> No.15389200

>>15389116
>tfw KC will never complete and sell this
Quite the shame.

>> No.15389210

>>15389192
Jam a stick up yours.

>> No.15389215

>>15389149
Can i call your butt the system?

>> No.15389219

>>15389210
It clearly hasn't done you any favors.

>> No.15389220
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>>15389082

Cuddle and watch TV, play videogames, etc.

>> No.15389226
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You wake up, put on your clothes, make your breakfast and leave your apartment to go to work. You are anxious for the long day ahead.

The cleaning maid in the hallway greets you with a smile.

You park your car in front of the building, annoyed and disappointed from having dreams unfulfilled. You head to your apartment door to finally rest, tired from a long day of work.

The cleaning maid in the hallway greets you with a smile.

You wake up, resting in bed for a few minutes more before putting on your clothes. You eat your breakfast you do not remember making and ready yourself to leave the apartment to go to work. You are annoyed at the long day ahead.

The cleaning maid in the hallway greets you with a smile.

You force the door to your building open after fighting with the lock. Little being gained and much of you being taken, you are tired from the long day of work. You head to open your apartment door and crash into your prepared and warm bed, exhausted from the long day of work.

The cleaning maid in the hallway greets you with a smile.

You wake up, wondering why you woke up at all. You finally stand up and grab the pile of neatly prepared clothes and dress yourself. You sit down and eat the prepared breakfast before grabbing the packed lunch on the table, ready to head to the hell you call work.

The cleaning maid in the hallway greets you with a smile.

You half- drunkenly leave your car, lucky to have avoided the cops or an accident, but with not a care in the world. You are tired of a long day at work and being fired, the world feeling like it is coming to an end. You pry your already unlocked door open and attack the warm meal sitting on the table. You sleepily walk to your bed and sit down on it. You lay your head on the conveniently placed lap next to you, wondering what will come of you as you feel your head getting massaged and see the job offers on the paper next to you.

The cleaning maid greets you with a smile.

>> No.15389227

>>15389123
>More Loli Anubis would be nice.
I was actually writing a short with a loli anubis taking it up the butt, but I was writing it drunk at about 4am and simultanously watching an australian goblin play an alien killing simulator, so regrettably I fucked the first draft up so badly I'd have to rewrite most of it and I still haven't gotten around to doing it.

>> No.15389232

>>15389149
I'm looking at the future mothers of my children.

>> No.15389233

>>15389149
The one on the lefts feet mostly.

>> No.15389246

>>15389226
She could have just asked to help.

>> No.15389286

>>15389227
That is indeed regretful.

Nice that you're trying though. Since that sounds lovely.

>> No.15389298

>>15389233
a man of taste

>> No.15389311

>>15389200
>Quite the shame
That's an understatement, to say the least.

>> No.15389312

>>15389226
How nice.

>> No.15389320

>>15387023
I'd rather just give her a headpat

>> No.15389325

>>15389149
Can i rub my dick between your thighs?

>> No.15389415

>>15388361
She might not be a Cyclops but a Yasha instead

>> No.15389423
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>> No.15389427

>>15389226
That feel when she's more interested in cleaning and keeping you going than the toll it's clearly taking on you

>> No.15389461

>>15389427
We all know what happens when a Kiki tries to clean your problems. Have you never heard about the tale of the Kikimora who wanted to rid the world of evil?

Remember kids: Maids need rest too.

>> No.15389468

What would you think if you find out you and your waifu share some ancestry?

>> No.15389472

>>15389468
I'd think that's pretty hot.

>> No.15389477

>>15389468
we make fuck to each other to celebrate

>> No.15389488

>>15389468
She's my older sister, of course we share ancestry

>> No.15389490

>>15389149
A country bumpkin and a nerd.

>> No.15389493

>>15389468
How the fuck do i share ancestry with the servant of a god?

>> No.15389497

>>15389468
That actually happened with my cousin and his girlfriend (long lost cousin).

I would just put my dick inside of her.

>> No.15389498

>>15389497
Are you from Iceland by any chance?

>> No.15389503
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15389503

For once Weather Ryu forecasted correctly.

Are there Orcs outside flying as well?

>> No.15389506

>>15389498
No

>> No.15389521

>>15389503
>flying orcs
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/b2mUPDTurxY/maxresdefault.jpg

>> No.15389537

>>15389503
It's cold and dry. It's hard to type because my firgers are freezing and I have to wake up 5 AM to go to work.

I want to recieve a wing hug and have my dragon breathe fire inside. Like a furnace or something.

>> No.15389540

>>15389493
Her grandmother came down and fucked your great great great grandmother's father.

>> No.15389577

>>15389503
If they invested in catapults for whatever reason, yes.

>> No.15389589

>>15389423
>tfw you'll never kiss a monster girls scars
>tfw you'll never tell her that the more you kiss it it will heal faster

>> No.15389597

>>15389423
>>15389589
Would monstergirls be fine with scars? What monstergirls would like them?

I have too many of them

>> No.15389616

>>15389597
Salamanders and lizardmen would be fine with them.

They may actually want you to have them.

>> No.15389618

>>15389597
I'd guess it'd make them be more gentle with you and want to protect you.

>> No.15389642

>Vampire waifu wants you to drink her blood just as much as she drinks yours
>You're obviously not equipped to easily do so, so she has one of her servants draw blood from her every day
>She gets rather aroused, and the servants get mildly uncomfortable, by how eagerly you gulp it down
>Sometimes you kiss her before swallowing it, making sure it gets mixed around in both of your mouths

>> No.15389648

>>15389642
>Vampire waifu wants you to drink her blood just as much as she drinks yours
Eeew, I need an adult

>> No.15389652

>>15389642
Maybe she'd be okay with having her milk as an alternative?

>> No.15389655

>>15389648
She is an adult.

>> No.15389658

>>15389597
I imagine psychological scars would make mindflayers and nightmares wet and maternal.

>> No.15389665

How would monster girls feel about scars gotten from surgery rather than the result of a fight?

>> No.15389667

>>15389665
Less turned on and more concerned

>> No.15389674

>>15389642
Will I become her ghoul if I do? Will become addicted to it and try to bite her like she bites me?

>> No.15389678

>>15389665
What if I have from both?

>> No.15389693

Wurms with hips so wide many doors need to be widened to accommodate them!

Fortunately she can widen them just by trying to go through them

>> No.15389703

>>15389693
I'd rather a soft, chubby wurm that I can snuggle with.

>> No.15389708

>>15389642
She could at least mix it into my food without telling me.

>> No.15389736

>>15378738
What is sauce for that pic?

>> No.15389785

>>15389693
Eh, to wide for me.

>> No.15389811

>>15389785
Gay. There is never too wide.

>> No.15389848

>>15389811
Non-chubbychasers would disagree.

>> No.15389856
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I'm going to live on a diet consisted of only Dragon milk.

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15389860

>he named them, then they raped him.

>> No.15389867
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>>15389856
Dragon milk is not always easy to obtain.

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>>15389867
Dragon milk might be hard to get, but it's even harder to make me stop. I'll even live with one if thats what it takes!

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>>15389986
Kappa are underrated

>> No.15390003

>>15389994

i guess people don't want their soul taken out of their anus

>> No.15390009

>>15389986
I'd rather stay comfy with my waifu at home.

>> No.15390010

>>15389994
>try to take her doggy style
>water sloshes out of her head bird bath
>have to settle with fucking a comatose bint

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http://i.imgur.com/xYC972X.png

Slight update on the sketch posted the other day

>> No.15390070

>>15390060
Mmm baby

>> No.15390075

>>15390060
Very nice.

>> No.15390102

I want to secretly feed my waifu a potion that makes her clit swell up to the size of a baby carrot. I'm gonna tie her up and molest her clit until she's at the point of insanity.

>> No.15390131

>>15390102
That's vaguely gay.

>> No.15390144

>>15390131
The best kind of gay.

>> No.15390158

>>15390131
It's not gay at all man, it's her clit and only girls have those. It's SUPER straight, and sexy.

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15390189

>>15390158
>Sucking on a micropenis is SUPER straight
Keep telling yourself that, anon.

>> No.15390194

>>15390189
He didn't even mention sucking, you insecure twat.

>> No.15390230
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15390230

BIG FAT ONI ASS!!!!

>> No.15390232

>>15390230
That reminds me, I had a dream I was plowing fat cat ass last night. Unfortunately, it wasn't a lucid dream.

>> No.15390235

>>15390230
>You'll never be caught by a gang of Oni Bandits and made into their sex slave.
>You'll never be tied down every night and raped.
>You'll never notice one of your captors wincing every time she thrusts.
>You'll never slap her on a poorly bandaged wound and cause her to fall off you writhing in pain.
>You'll never take pity on her and patch her up properly.
>She'll never go talk to the leader of the bandits
>You'll never go from sex slave to the group's doctor and third in command after patching up the leader's second in command.

>> No.15390236

>>15390230
It's great to see Shuten-douji get some good ass focused stuff for once.

>> No.15390245

>You'll never sit down in the bath with a Kejourou and wash her hair
>Her hair will never wash you in return

>> No.15390253

>>15390245
>You'll never draw a bath and lay down in the tub only for a Queen Slime to emerge from the "water" and lewdly clean you all over.
Is there a monster more forgotten than Queen Slimes?
Other than Jinn of the Jar.

>> No.15390256

>>15390253
Ah yes, the slime queen.
Aka, the one woman harem.

>> No.15390259

>>15390245
Washing a Kejourou's hair seems like it'd be a really, really intimate thing. More intimate than sex.

>> No.15390261

Test

>> No.15390264
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15390264

>>15389082
Cuddle on the couch while watching movies or playing games.

>> No.15390267

>>15390261
You failed.

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15390270

>>15390267
I need a better tutor. All she ever wants to teach me is anatomy.

>> No.15390274

>>15390270
Hey now, I'm sure she's great at physiology too.

>> No.15390284

How do you platonically feed your vampire childhood friend your blood

>> No.15390290

>>15390284
Sippycup.

>> No.15390293

>>15390274
How about sex ed?

>> No.15390295

>>15390284
Cold blood bags. For extra density you can make her catch said blood bag then snigger while you run away.

>> No.15390298

>>15390284
Have her bite your neck while she hugs you

>> No.15390299

>>15390293
It's a combined course. Genius, really. She'd have won awards, but there were always allegations of her having blown the judges. Yes she blew their cocks, but also their minds!

>> No.15390303

>>15390295
So a Juice pout full of blood

>> No.15390308

When Kikimoras are teens they make messes instead of clean them to rebel against their parents

>> No.15390316

>>15390303
I guess a juice box would work, but I had actual medical transfusion bags in mind.

>>15390308
>Messy kikimora
>There's a single item in the middle of the floor
>Everything else is still spotless
>When she's really feeling rebellious that item will be either an undergarment or her feather duster
>Parents are stunned
>Childhood friend shows her how messes are supposed to be
>Kiki-chan is horrified
>Number of items on her floor: zero
>Number of items on her friend's floor: also zero
>Marital status changed to married

>> No.15390333

>>15390316
I meant a pouch like those capri suns with the sharp ended straw that pokes into the bag

>> No.15390337

>>15390308
Best way to get a rebellious kiki teen that has trashed her room to clean up is inviting her childhood friend over

>> No.15390340

>>15390284
You let her suck it from your arm.
Then when her feelings for you awaken during high school, you get to wake up with her sitting on top of you muttering about how it's not enough to drink from your arm anymore.

>> No.15390348

>>15390340
So she wants to drink out of both arms?

>> No.15390358

>>15390337
Great, now I'm imagining a punk Kiki with eyeliner and that one short hairstyle that covers one of her eyes.
Wearing a tank top and daisy dukes with no bra.
I want to hug her.

>> No.15390359

>>15390308
>Kikimora goes off to the yearly maid conference
>It's just you and your 14 year old daughter for the weekend
>She manages to trash the house in a matter of hours and sits there with a smug look on her face when you come back inside from the garage
>You shrug, order Chinese, make room on the couch and plop down
>She's getting a little concerned now
>"Aren't you going to yell at me?"
>"Nah, it'll be more fun to wait until your mother comes home."
>She doesn't say anything
>Chinese shows up, you give her what you ordered for her since she always gets the same thing
>Finish eating, leave the empty boxes on the table
>Get up and head to the bathroom to take a shower
>"D-dad, are you going to just leave this here?"
>"Just following your lead, sweetie!" you call from the other room
>Sunday night rolls around, the house is a pigsty
>Your daughter's getting nervous
>She was hoping you'd deal with her, because she knows that you've always been a big softy who helps her clean when she starts crying
>She gets to rebel and she doesn't get punished, win-win
>This time, you just threw your dirty socks into the corner of the living room and pretended to nap
>Head to bed while she's desperately cleaning as fast as she can
>Wake up Monday morning to her still cleaning, having not gone to bed yet
>Just as you mention that she's going to have it rough at school today, your wife walks in the front door
>Your daughter panics and hides behind you
>Your wife speaks up
>"Why are you hiding? Did you do something wrong? Run on off to school now, your father and I need to spend some time together."
>Your daughter apprehensively heads out the door
>She comes home just as tired as she left and heads straight to her room to go to sleep
>Your wife starts quietly counting down
>"3, 2, 1, aaaaaaaaand"
>A sudden shriek echoes through the house and your daughter comes barreling down the stairs
>"M-m-m-my room!"
>"I cleaned it. It was filthy." your wife replies
>"B-b-b-b-but where is everything?!"
>"I told you, I cleaned it. I threw out everything dirty."
>Your daughter stands there slackjawed, unable to process that everything she owns is now gone, her room containing nothing more than her bed
>She doesn't know that it's all sitting in the garage
>"Don't give me that look, young lady. I spent all weekend at the conference and I came home to a filthy home. It was your job to keep everything tidy while I was gone, so maybe next time you'll think about that before you go and make a mess."
>After your daughter's exhaustion catches up with her, you make sure she's in bed before returning to the living room to find your wife laughing her ass off
>"I think you might have been a little harsh on her this time." you say
>"Nonsense, you're just too soft. I'll put everything back in a couple days. Let me have my fun."

>> No.15390360

>>15390348
No, she wants to drink it from your neck.
She's also not wearing any clothes.

>> No.15390371

>>15390359
Cute shit.

>> No.15390378

I want a lizardman with overly large breasts that can't find armor in her size.

>> No.15390381

>>15390360
She might be cold better offer her one of my shirts and get in our usual feeding position

>> No.15390386

>>15390358
does she wear spats?

>> No.15390392

>>15390340
I mean, can she drink it out of my thigh or calf or something?

>> No.15390400

>>15390392
She'd get hairs in her mouth. Also femoral artery is no good.

>> No.15390401

>>15390381
>>15390392
She wants to feed from your neck and she's not taking a no for an answer.
She just loves you so much anon, she wants to drink from you like her mother drinks from her father.

>>15390386
No.
She doesn't wear panties at all.

>> No.15390405

>>15390400
I'll just buy some from the blood bank, I wonder what blood type she likes

>> No.15390407
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15390407

Going on, going on, you keep me going on~!
You make we wanna ooh-uh-awa-ooh-wah~!

>> No.15390409

>>15390401
Better give her a hug to calm her down

>> No.15390411

>>15390405
>Get her blood from a blood bank
>She takes one sip and starts gagging
>"What the fuck is this?!"
>Explain that you got her blood from a blood bank
Good job anon, she hates you now.

>> No.15390417

>>15390409
That's how you get a furiously blushing vampire anon.
Also how you get her libido going. You're not walking out of this one a kissless virgin.

>> No.15390418
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15390418

Is she actually ordering something or is she just haunting you?

>> No.15390420

I just realized with my rare blood type, Vampires might kidnap me to be the refreshment at their fancy banquet.

>> No.15390422

>>15390407
What a creepy looking freak

>> No.15390425

>>15390418
Not like I'm running out of free bread any time soon.

>> No.15390427

>>15390417
I was more going for the neck exposed hug

>> No.15390430

>>15390422
>Moth-chan
>creepy looking freak
Anon, no. She's a rock star!

>> No.15390434

>>15390418
I'd be fine if she haunted me

>> No.15390437

>>15390411
Well she didn't have any problems drinking from bloodbags before, why is she so stuck up all of a sudden?

>> No.15390438

>>15390420
>Dozens of vampires getting access to drink from your neck

that would go poorly very quick

>> No.15390440

>>15390378
Why isn't there a tittymonster Lizardman yet?

>> No.15390441

>>15390438
Like they haven't hired a lich to stuff me pull of blood replenishing potions

>> No.15390442

>>15390427
She's too flustered by how close you are to her anon, her brain's on autopilot!
The classy sheltered rich girl you befriended is consumed by the need for your love! And your dick!

>> No.15390446

>>15390440
They mostly get overlooked for Salamanders or Dragons.

All I know is that I'd want a tittymonster lizardman to be friends with, listing to her talk about how she has to learn a new style of fighting because her tits keep getting in the way.

>> No.15390447

>>15390418
Wisps are cute.

>> No.15390451

>>15390442
So now is the perfect time to kiss and offer blood?

>> No.15390459

>>15390441

Still it can't be fun to have a bunch of vampires who are strangers to you have you restrained while they drink from you freely, not seeing you more than a refreshment

>> No.15390461

>>15390459
It would be very so horrible but not life threatening

>> No.15390465
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>>15390442
What if she doesn't like my blood? How can we live together if she can't drink from me?

>> No.15390468

>>15390446
>to be friends with
>not consensually milking her fat Lizardman titties

>> No.15390470

>>15390465
You can always be a thrall.

>> No.15390475

>>15390430
She needs to clean herself up, she's creepy looking and frumpy!

>> No.15390476

>>15390446
>Titkwondo lizardman
Yes pls.

>> No.15390479

>>15390475
She's just bulking up for a metamorphosis you racist bodyshamer!

>> No.15390480

>>15390468
You start out friends.
Then you start cleaning her in the shower before sweaty show sex ensues.

>>15390476
Yep, she'd be wear Gi that would show off a healthy amount of cleavage.

>> No.15390481

>>15390451
Yes.

>>15390465
It it's your blood, she'll love it.

>> No.15390483

>>15390470
But that's no way to live, I don't want to be her slave! I thought I was her friend!

>> No.15390486

>>15390481
*If
Whoops.

>>15390483
If we're going by MGE rules here, blood isn't the only think Vampires drink.

>> No.15390490

>>15390483
>not becoming a thrall willingly
And she thought you liked her.
>>15390486
So she can choose the white instead the red?

>> No.15390491

>>15390483
Those aren't mutually exclusive! Just look at Rance and Sill!

>> No.15390496

>>15390491
Thanks for reminding me of them. Now I want to have a good-natured slave girl I can drag to bed and force to sleep with my dick inside her.

>> No.15390500

>You'll never fall asleep to the gentle pleasure of a Vampire sucking your blood
>You'll never wake up to the gentle comfort of a Vampire clinging to you

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