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15360046 No.15360046 [Reply] [Original]

You ask Youmu to marry you and she says NO!

>> No.15360054
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>>15360046
I'd just beat her with a yes/no pillow until she says YES!

>> No.15360056
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>You ask Youmu to marry you

>> No.15360062
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Her loss, then. She'll be begging me to marry her soon.

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>>15360046
ah well plenty of other fish in the sea, I might try there

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Doesnt matter, she'll be begging me for marriage once she finds out she's pregnant with my child!

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Doesnt matter, she'll be begging me for marriage once she finds out I'm pregnant with her child!

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Doesnt matter, she'll be begging me for marriage once she finds out I'm her child with pregnant!

>> No.15360214

>>15360170
She took contraceptive pills.

>>15360187
She was wearing a condom.

>>15360204
You're actually Sanae's child from when >>15360170 fucked her before Youmu.

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>>15360214
But Sanae is a virgin.

>> No.15360231

>>15360228
Not anymore.

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>>15360231
But she is. I just checked.

>> No.15360248

>>15360239
Well I just took it just then.

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>>15360046

Heh, it wasn't a question.

*draws sword*

UN GUARD

>> No.15360404 [DELETED] 

>>15360265
*it was hologram*

>> No.15360444

>>15360046
Okay then, can I marry Myon instead?

>> No.15362975

I call her a DORK!

>> No.15363008

Very well then...

*Unsheathes penis*

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>>15360046
DORK

>> No.15363056

I want to die by Youmu's blade

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>>15363055

>> No.15363168

What does Myon feel like?

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Youmu is a big girl, she can make her own decisions.

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Youmu is so cute though I want to squeeze her! I'll bribe Yuyuko with food to convince her otherwise.

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>>15360046
Sh-she'll say yes!

>> No.15363279

>>15363056
Freud.png

>> No.15363343 [DELETED] 

>>15363186
Delete this. Oppai Youmu is wrong and you know it.

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>>15363258

>> No.15363744

She'll be begging for me to marry her once she realizes NO ONE likes her. I'm the best she'll ever do, so I'll await her groveling.

>> No.15363798

If she didn't say no, I'd say she's insane.

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Youmu a bitchass hoe anyway.
Yuyuko gots that tiddies and ass, doe.

>> No.15364333

>>15363726
Thanks autist

>> No.15364337

>>15363744
>NO ONE likes her
You're funny.

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That's fine. You've got plenty of time to change your mind.

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>>15364351
She's got time, even.

>> No.15364921

We're already married, no wonder she said no

>> No.15364949

She's just embarrased.

>> No.15366074

>>15364333
You're welcome.

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>>15360046

>You ask Youmu to marry you and she says NO!

I beg to differ.

>> No.15374320

But she said yes not too long ago!

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