/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15337434
Funny, today I dreamed I had an Apophis plushie and you posted comfy snek.

Damn I really wanted that plushie. Oh well first for sneks.

Dragons a cute

Apophis a cute too.

So this is pretty dead, where the eurofags at? I refuse to believe people here go to the beach.

>>15337453
It's late evening at my place. I'm sure most anons are murifags.

Sides, I don't really want to post the same images again in such a short time.

>>15337444
Dragons give me a heart attack.

>>15337468
Good

>>15337464
Guess so.

Well then help me fleshing out this survival guide I'm making. Would basic gas masks work against matango spores?

What are you waiting for? A cat is fine too!

>>15337473
I would say yes, matango spores couldn't be any smaller than typical chemicals on a molecular level.

>>15337474
Sorry, I'm only into tinny tigers.

>>15337474
I'm more of a dog person. Kobolds are love.
Both set off my allergies, anyways.

>>15337478
Minichuffs are love.

>>15337434
>One of the best monstergirls on the OP
Finally

>>15337474
Fuck it, I'm also posting cats.

I want to do science with a genki lich

>>15337475
Alright that's good to know, now just step in this cave, I need some data about other species. Just ignore the bioluminiscent thingies.

Foxes in spats!

>>15337513
Step in the what now?

>>15337471

>>15337517
what about foxes out of spats

>>15337524
Then she better go to the store to get some if she ran out

>>15337471
Not good.

Those leathery, scaly wings that covers the skies.
Those long, big and tasty tails that trail along her back, accentuating her child bearing hips.
Those strong and hard scales that covers her arms and legs are perfect for protecting you, and even so, they are soft and sensible in the underside, perfect for handholding/massage.
Those gracious and precious horns that show how much of a magnificent and glorious she is.
That hot, fire breathing mouth that ports a long, slivery tong. Perfect kissing, emitting a warmth that heats up your entire body while stroking every par of your mouth.
And those beautiful gem-colored eyes, that glimmer at every moment and shows how much a Dragon is a beautiful thing no matter if she is greedy or evil.

>>15337535
Too long dess

>>15337524
>foxes
>without spats
I do not comprehend.

>>15337518
Nothing to worry about, it will be pleasurable.

>>15337542
here is a simple mental picture. Step one get fox. Step two remove spats

>>15336838

>Meanwhile, a kejourou is sighing in happiness with a finger between her legs, swinging back and forth gently in a hammock made of her own hair, when suddenly it starts rocking wildly, and as a reflex she cocoons herself in with the stranger, only to find the very person she was fantasising about, hoping for the touch of his fingers through her hair.

Well that's definitely one way to get introduced to her. The two of us would be in that hammock for a long time I bet and that's definitely something you won't find me complaining about.

>>15337542
>>15337517
I wonder if I should draw litten in spats instead of shorts.

>>15337524
Are you out of your god damn mind?

>>15337548
I don't follow.

>>15337552
No but that fox is our of her god damn spats

>>15337553
Ok imagine the spats are invisible

>>15337524
Fine too

>>15337553
Like this

>>15337551
CATS
IN
SPATS

>>15337541
Like my love for dragons?
It should be longer.

Liches in breeches?

>tfw no goat girl wife

Coming up with non-cringing names for characters in my story is the bane of my sword.

On a more interesting note: would a Ryu get depressed as hell once she learns that any third-rate mage worth their salt can change the weather without copious fucking beforehand?

>>15337583
what happened to her legs?

>>15337584
I'm sure Ryus are used to being useless.

>>15337541
Bongo from the Congo is a shit boat and not even a dragon.

What is the difference between a rat girl and a mouse girl?

>>15337564
F I N E
T O O

>>15337594
The size and strenght I guess.

>>15337564
Rats in hats?

>>15337589
Chinese foot binding.

>>15337594
Rat girls spread aids (the KC kind) and are much more lewd

>>15337594
Rats are bigger and more aggressive.

>>15337594
A mouse girl is adorably submissive and its appearance would make you want to headpat and hug her.

A rat girl would hatefuck you, treat you like trash, and steal all your food and money in the process, and significantly less hygenic than mouse girls.

>>15337594
dormouse vs hinezumi

>>15337594
>rats are outside, mice are inside.

>>15337594
Mice are for bullying, rats bully you.

>>15337501
EVERYONE DOES.

>>15337599
Foxes in boxes?

>>15337614
Dragons in wagons?

>>15337474
Present your cat butt!

>>15337501
What about a no good clumsy one who always messes up?

>>15337616
Dr. Seuss please stop

TONIGHT!

Anubis wears some goggles
Wendigo falls down a small slope
And Yeti says hello to a MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRDivUb5EeA

>>15337642
The new one is so bad.
Even other BBC programs are calling it unwatchable.

Gazer is brave and fearless

>>15337591
>Ryu at therapist because she's depressed at being useless
>Goes on about her horrible life
>Tries not to cry
>Wishes she had a husband who would love her regardless
>Wurm therapist nods her head and continues doodling crayon sketches in her little book
>Ryu's time is up and she leaves
>Mutters something about suicide as the the therapist's next depressed person shuffles in and complains about always being seen as loving anal

Ah, some people have it worse than others.

>>15337663
>>15337663
then she just becomes a useless ghist

>>15337584
>>15337591
>>15337663
Big Fat Cuddle Ryu

>>15337614
Why do artists have a fixation on stuffing foxes in boxes?

>Anon could be inseminating his maid right now but instead he's browsing a Vietnamese tunnel enthusiast forum
What's your excuse?

>that smugfox doujin from the previous thread
Nice

>>15337671
Because they don't exist you dumb-fuck slope.

>>15337643
I heard Chris Evans is trying way too fucking hard, I don't even want to watch the trainwreck

I'll wait for The Grand Tour with the pubic hair bloke, the short bloke, and the world's most interesting boring man

>>15337671
Portals to the 2D world aren't avaiable yet

Also I don't want a maid, I want a mistress

>>15337682
available*

>>15337671
She's busy kidnapping various women off the street so that I can experience my ultimate fetish of raping and impregnating numerous MGs in my basement as a birthday present.

>>15337668
I'd rather cuddle the Wurm with the drawing skills of Deadpool.
Or, hell, why not both at once? Make a big cuddle pile for maximum cuddling.

>>15337704
They call this a cuddle puddle, anon

>>15337727
I need her for this summer heat

>>15337671
Maids are not for sex. I rather do it with my waifu and have the maid clean our messes.

>>15337731

Be sure to keep yourself hydrated.

>>15337719
>cuddle puddle
Maybe if there was a slime mixed in, or a different kind of cuddling took place.

I wonder if Wurm and Ryu would fight over who could cuddle Anon the hardest? Would the Wurm's Musclewizard-tier strength cripple him beyond repair? Would she then enter the holy grail war to win and wish him better?

>>15337737
>Maids are not for sex
That's literally the only reason they exist. The cleaning and caretaking is just something to keep them occupied in between dickings.

>>15337737
>Not having the maid as your waifu

>>15337750
I'm sure dumb Ryu is smart enough to know the danger that is a competitive Wurm, so she would either let the wurm win or she would steal Anon for herself and run away.

>>15337757
>>15337763
Maids are for taking care of the house while you are out having a fancy dinner with your waifu.

>>15337583
Welp, time to make a stereotype into a reality.

>>15337768
She could try reasoning or befriending the Wurm. They fucking love gems and eat them like candy, so there's something to work with.
One thing you should never, EVER do is piss off a Wurm and run, mate. They WILL catch up eventually, and gods help you if she leveled up enough to learn fly from Dancer!

>>15337785
remove kebab

>>15337776
Cum in your maid, anon.
Get her pregnant, anon.
Gently caress her growing belly while the two of you rest on the couch together, anon.

>>15337824
No! She can take care of my kid with my waifu when we have one. That and I'm sure being pregnant will hinder her work.

>>15337812
Nope.

>>15337833
A Kikimora's abilities actually grow when she's pregnant.

>>15337793
The Ryu will cross the seas and use her weather powers to make the seas uncrossable. If the Wurm somehow learns how to flye, she will het hit by lighting.

And so begins the adventure of a young wurm trying to cuddle an Anon that has been kept prisoner by a lonely Ryu.

>>15337812
REMOVE SUMMER remove summer
you are the worst season. you are the season idiot you are the sweaty smell. return to texas. to our hellhound cousins you may come to our winter. you may live in the zoo

>>15337885
Just because she will become super Kiki and we'll never have to worry about a drop of dust doesn't mean I'm going to get her pregnant. A maid is a maid to me.

>>15337888
>lightning
>stopping a Wurm
She may be earth elemental, but she still doesn't take shit from wind/lightning. Unless that Ryu is also a draco-lich who invested her time to learn continent destroying lightning spells that Wurm will keep on trucking after her.

>>15337904
I'm calling Maid Protective Services.

>>15337919
Ehh I guess that's true. Maybe the Ryu can't win.

A Ryu will be forever a Ryu. Weak and lonely, unable to keep or steal a husband.

Friendly reminder that ALL maids belong is strict chastity, lest they rape their masters.

>>15337952
She doesn't have to be alone if she shares with the Wurm. Not only will she not be alone, she will not have to worry about her child growing up without a sibling.

>>15337793
>>15337888
Seems to me that wurms wouldn't fly, but could instead coil up like a spring and then launch themselves upwards into air. Suddenly the forecast of worms makes more sense now...

>>15337920
Wait why?
I'm not doing anything at all. She is a maid and she gets paid in money for what she does. I'm sure she is happy cleaning the house and stuff.
Everyone can enjoy themselves, me and my waifu on a date, and the kiki guarding the house.

>>15337968
Wurms are very dangerous creatures.

>Gorilla Kakuken grabs you, takes you up a tree and cuddles/rocks you in her big arms.
What do?

>>15337980
Kill her dead.

>>15337974
>A type of beastmen that serve human men and receive spirit energy as a reward.
Anon, you are literally starving your maid to death.

>>15337980
Wait for Cincinnati Zoo officials to shoot her so I can return to my waifu

>>15337968
I don't think she would have the strenght to cross the ocean like that. Or maybe she would, if it's for a male.

>>15337967
She would still have to share though. Oh well, they are gentle creatures, I'm sure she won't mind. But it makes me wonder if the wurm is going to share the husband at all.

>>15337968
Oh god, she's a Dragoon! In a way, she's perfect for removing the Garuda pests from this world, being a dragon and all.

Can you draw her in Dragoon attire? Or just something simple and knighty?

>>15338001
Oh. Oh shit.
But.I need a maid and I have a waifu. What do I do? They can eat something else right? And I'm sure she likes receiving her payment in money.

>>15338008
Of course she'd share. Sharing is caring.
It's not like she's an Apophis or Shirihebi.
>anon is now in the middle of a warzone of dragons and lamias

>>15338022
I recognize this fat-bottomed Jiang-shi loli.

>>15338016
Fuck the maid.

How do we protect shotas from scary monsters trying to get them?

>>15338022
big, lewd mouf

>>15338080
Designated onee-san. I heard the onee sabbath gives every one of them a free onee-san.

>>15338080
>Protect shotas
Well that's easy, give them to a nice onee-san who won't ever let anything happen to them and who will raise them into a fine man.
>From monsters
I don't understand.

>>15338064
Fucking the maid is forbiden, Anon. She looks fine. She sometimes starts trembling when cleaning the bedroom but it's probably just cold in there. She also gets paid well and eats well. Me and my waifu treat her like family, and I'm sure she thinks the same.

>>15338085
>>15338087
but what if these "onee-sans" starting molesting? You can't trust them!

>>15338116
Just fuck the maid. The wife will be fie with it.

>>15338126
An onee-san can't molest her otouto anon, it's called making love.

>>15338137
>NTRing your wife

What would you do if you caught your kitsune maid sniffing your clothes before going to wash them?

>>15338149
Not say anything
Inconspicuously leave dirty laundry around my room. Mainly underwear
Wait, shit, that'd bother me

>>15338149
Counterattack and assert my dominance sniffing her panties while she is still using them.

>>15338149
Act like a cheshire.

>Be anon, a young boy
>Live in a comfortable house with your humans parents in the city outskirts
>Your neighbour is married to a monstergirl, and their daugher, although many years older than yourself, is your best friend.
>She even stays at your home to sleep with you every time she can
>Some day your parents announce your family is moving due to your fathers' job
>Her face when

>Your parents' face when mysteriously next week the company decides to not relocate them, and your father gets promoted to executive director

>>15338149
Make her wear a clothespin on her nose and then send her on her way.

>>15338201
What a lovely onee-san.

What we need is romance between to adults
No older siblings or little boys, just a guy and his monster wife having funtimes

>>15338224
Why not both?

>>15337968
Seems like a game of Spy vs Spy, but not spies.

>>15338224
It exists.

>>15338227
>>15338238
I guess I just think that stories with siblings/mother figures/shotas have become the norm, so a little more of the other end would be nice

>>15338224
We have a lot of that.

>>15338241
greentext maybe, but the wordpress is right up your ally if you hunger for non-incesty stuff

>>15338241
Apart from what this anon said >>15338247 nobody stops you from talking about it in the threads. I like onee-san stuff but I like the other one as well.

>>15338224
Not to be rude but why not write it yourself?

>>15338253
I tend to view 4chan from a phone while on the bus/ waiting for shit, so I ten nt to have the time to cook up some writing

>>15338145
Having a mistress doesn't make it NTR.

>>15338241
If you want to see more of something, you need to create content about it and put enough love into it that you can convince other people that it's worth fantasizing about.

It's a slow system, but take it from me: it works.

>>15338266
>This is what NTRfags believe

>>15338201
I wonder what happened

>>15338272

Are there even monster girl doujins where another more sexier female cucked away the female protag's husbando? So far I've seen it's usually just some loser guy getting cucked away, like Ahobaka's stuff.

>>15337685
I want a Sea Bishop to beat my bishop with her fat tits.

>>15337620
I want to ream that rear.

>>15338295
http://exhentai.org/g/636143/b507469cf2/
http://exhentai.org/g/877148/b1834de034/

They do exists, but they are few and far in between.

>>15337434
I want to milk an Apophis' grapesnek tits.

>>15338290
I don't know, man. Cornbread's pretty damn tasty.

>>15338224
What about daughterus?

>>15338303
paizuri from a sea bishop would be divine
she might lead you to heaven

>>15338313
>Setouchi
Nope

>>15338323
>KDF daughteru all grown up

>>15337685
>>15338335
Mermaids don't get enough love. As someone who enjoy vanilla I can't but admire how hopelessly romantic they are.

>>15338347
Yeah
Even if they're religious zealots only one step away from going full paladin mode.

>>15338137
Not only fucking the maid is forbidden, but I don't she would be able to pleasure me like my waifu. That's just how it is.

>>15338347
How do you feel about the Merrow?

>>15338368
I also like her, I like them all, but If I had to rate them the vanilla mermaid is my favorite.

>>15338368
They're the writefags of MGE, so they're okay by me.

>>15338374
>They're the writefags of MGE
Explain further

>>15338241
I'll have you know that most of the stories you're referring too are NBR, and therefore a waste of time for proper incestfags.

>>15338149
Be amazed that I'm even able to afford a kitsune maid in the first place.

>>15337668
O-Oh my.
I wanna cuddle that water wurm.

>>15338400
She's old and fat though. And she'll cling to you and never let go.

>>15338405
Irrelevant!
I'd cuddle her not matter how fat she got!
And her clinging to me just means that she wants it too!

>>15338405
I bet she smells and cries saying that she waited so long for someone that liked her.

>>15338376

Well Merrow love hearing erotic tales from other monsters who get Merrow blood in exchange. So it's probably reasonable to assume they'd write their own erotic stories.

>>15338419
That's nice. I didn't even remember that anymore, just the part about their blood and the hats.

>>15338438

Well among mermaids they seem to be less popular of the bunch. Not that Mermaids are discussed around here much to begin with

Mermaids eating sushi

>>15338451
>Not that Mermaids are discussed around here much to begin with
I know, half of the time it's me who mentions them.

What is your daughteru's favorite bedtime story, /mgt/?

>>15338347
I couldn't agree more with, as someone who also enjoys vanilla I find mermaids lovely and also think they deserve more love as well. Combine the whole hopeless romantic, the fact they'll sing heartfelt songs to impress you, and their gentle/ sweet behavior make them one of my favorite monster girls out there, especially the vanilla one which is also my favorite of all the mermaids.

>>15338465
About the dense paladin and the Lilim

>>15338465

Rapunzel

I want to invite mice to my house and feed them cheese!
I want to turn those scrawny, dirty girls into plump, clean ones!

>>15338465
The breaking news updates of the Serial Hugger, she thinks she's a good person who only wants to spread her love and hugs to the world and she wants to be like her

>>15338458
Flow Kelps and Unagi Joro also eating sushi
Holsts eating burgers
Alrarune eating salads
Ittan Momen working at a dry cleaner
Kejourou working as a barber

>>15338501
Kitsunes wearing fox fur coats and scarves in winter

>>15338504

Various poisonous MGs working to make antidotes to their own poison.

>>15338145
What if that wife abuses her Spouse? Like she beats him up whenever she gets drunk, and she gets drunk daily. Tells him that he is a very shitty husband and that no other Monstergirl will take him in. All the while, the husband cannot leave her because he loves her very much. But then, some upright MG wants to snatch him away and treat him nicely. The abusive wife may or may not be an oni.

>>15338542
That would only happen in your headcanon if your wanted to, and why the fuck would you want that to begin with.

Keep your cows cool this summer.

>>15338547
That's what ice cream is for!

>>15338544
Because drama Anon. I don’t get to experience one so I'll just imagine it.

>>15338313
There needs to be more of this.

>>15338501
I'd take a holst to a fancy steakhouse
A harpy to a popeyes or something fried chicken
A lamia in a purse store like Coach or D&G

>>15338547
I can't! She just keeps coming back for cuddles!

>>15338544
A hugbox where everyone is always happy and nothing bad ever happens is just boring.

>>15338610
Since Harpies aren't literal birds, they can enjoy fried chicken whenever they damn well please.

>>15338612
That's a soft cow.
I like it.

>>15338615
There are more ways to create drama than making monstergirls abusive wives.

>>15338542
desu he just needs to be a better house husband.

>>15338616
It'll be hard to eat without fingers.

>>15338634
Maybe they can polymorph some. Also, I can recall that MGE Harpies have fingers of some sort.

>>15338654
They do?

>>15338670
Yep. Makes me wonder what KC will make them look like when he potentially redesigns his Harpies.

>>15338677
But the other harpies don't have them or they're smaller and less malleable.

>>15337968
>You're flying you're flying!
>This isn't flying! It's falling: with style!

>>15338504
>wearing your own cut hair/fur

They could make a nice profit from that.

>>15337434
Question: what would Doomguy do when confronted with a cute demon girl? Either young or mature, or violent or non-violent?

>>15338705
Kill her dead.

>>15338705
RIP AND TEAR

>>15338542
So you call your resident wurm over and have her stand guard as you tell your cunt of a wife that things either change forever, or you leave forever. I imagine that to see a wurm drop her happy go lucky facade in the face of violence would be a very terrifying thing. You don't sneak around and cheat like a coward. Consider this. If you truly love this other Mg, isn't it pathetic to keep that love a hidden shame and pretend to love another woman? Imagine how she would feel knowing that after you fuck her, you're going back to your abusive wife to pretend that she doesn't exist.

NTR is never okay.

>>15338705
There isn't a demon alive that Doomguy doesn't fucking hate.
So, y'know. He'd kill her.

>>15338705
RIP AND TEAR

>>15338542
Call the amazons.

No seriously, they will beat her up.

>>15338705
Rip and tear that hymen

You're a virgin
You must have a hymen
Rip and tear!

What would you do if your daughteru's virginity got stolen by a dildo?

>>15338709
Her hymen?

>>15338730
That's not really possible anon.
Unless you're calling the person who took her virginity a dildo.

>>15338717
You mean beat the husband even more to put him into his place? Because that sounds more reasonable considering we're talking about Amazons here.

>>15338737
>Amazons are abusive bitches
I want this meme to die.

>>15338737
Amazons might think menfolk belong in the home, but they would never harm the weaker sex.

I want to steal a Wurm's egg!

>>15338737
Well meme'd

>>15338737
>still assblasted over Amazons

>>15338737
Their abuse does not go beyond sexual and psychological.

>>15338742
But if Amazons don't beat their husbands, how will they ever teach them where they belong?

>>15337663

>>15338751
They don't even do that.

>>15338755
The Amazons will simply teach him traditional values.

Touch the cow.

>>15338737
They beat him in the most pleasurable way possible by beating his meat.

>>15338757
My problem is that I don't have a loving Wurm wife.

>>15338757
She has a cute face.
>>15338761
Milk the cow.

>>15338760
The traditional values of lying to his neighbors that he just walked into a door, after his Amazon wife came home drunk and beat him again?

>>15338762
So they're into overstimulation?
Because that's kinda hot.

>>15338777
Those trips are wasted on you.

>>15338777
Of being loving and devoted, and of supporting your family to the best of your ability.

>>15338705
Well, H-Doom is canon...

>>15338791
Debatable.

>>15338781
>Over stimulation from an Amazon
>She just rides you cowgirl the entire time never once breaking eye contact
>She doesn't even stop when she cums herself and her facial expression is stern and unchanging
>After she's sure that you've learned your lesson she gives you a loving blowjob and kisses the tip when she's finished

>>15338757
How did she even get the job?

>>15338804
Sounds nice.

>>15338804
Everything about this but the last part is perfect.
It should end with cuddling instead.

>>15337663
>>15338757
>>15338810

Sometimes the best answer is a simple one.

>>15338838
Dumb Wurm, that never works.

>>15338833
That comes after the lewdness.

>>15338838
Ehh. I guess if the smile is big and warm enough, the Ryu and other lonely MGs might be able to net a husband.

I think I'm starting to see how smart Wurms actually are.

Hey guys I'm the little knight guy in the gif. What are the chances of me being raped?

>>15338881
Fuck off.

>>15338881
Do you even know what this is from?

>>15338884
(You)

>>15338881

>>15338881
>wanting to be huge in /beta/

>>15338901
How come she don't want mE~ man?

>>15338908
Here's your reply.

I want to cuddle an Apophis and a Pharaoh at the same time!

>>15338969
They'd be cuddling you and glaring at each other behind your back.

>>15338838
Oh god, this is how it spreads.
Everybody hide your waifus lest their faces become like that!

>>15338980
They won't have the energy to be mad at each other if it's post threesome cuddling.

I'm feeling mofu so give me your lewd mofu requests

>>15339054
Mofu in latex.

>>15339054
Mofu rubbing one out while sitting on top of her tail.

>>15339054

Mofu trapping anon in Mofu

>>15339054
Fat Werewolf ass. Maybe a different bodytype/hairstyle for her too.

>>15339054
Fuck mofu, mofu is weak.

>>15339054
Mofu seducing a mofuslut with her big fluffy tail.

Uh oh anon what do you do?

>>15339071

Nothing. I was just eating. What's their problem?

>>15339069
Mofu is love, mofu is life.

>>15339071
They don't look happy. What did I do?

>>15339071
Forgot to hide my beer.

>>15339071
Tell my friend to hold my beer and that I'll be right back.

>>15339071
I continue drinking

>>15339071
I activate my greyman abilities, and get ignored as they go after my more attractive friends instead.

>>15339075
Mofu is inferior and the scales shall rise above them.

>Beep Beep Beep Beep
>Beep Beep Beep Beep
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>God damn alarm clock

>You press the snooze button, the first annoying sound of the being silenced
>You drag your hand across your face before dragging yourself out of bed
>You notice a letter on your night stand
>Probably from your girlfriend
>You ignore it and decide to get ready for work

>You sit down in your office, preparing yourself for the coming bullshit you'll have to deal with
>You were recently assigned to Human Resources
>They said the department needed a human touch
>Real funny Jessica
>Management thought she was serious and stuck you here
>So now you spend every day listening to the few other men complain about being hit on constantly
>That is when it's not one of the many monsters coming in on a fake complaint to hit on you
>You found out on your 3rd day that you are basically getting paid to be complimented

>You make almost twice as much, and get your own office, so it's kind of worth it
>It isn't
>It really isn't

>By the end of the day you listened to 3 different guys, and got hit on by 19 different monsters
>The ratio of this office is stupid, and getting your own office only made it worse
>You open the door to leave, but feel it bump into someone
>You peak your head outside into the hallway to see your boss on the ground
"Hey Jessica"
>You help the short Weresheep off of the ground, sneakily wiping what fluff she shed onto you off on her white suit
>"Thanks Anon, we need to fix that door, having it out is really dangerous."
>You were going to do that yourself, it's not like your job is important anyway
>"So Anon, are you ready to meet my parents?"
>What

>>15339071
Slowly push my dick back in my pants and zip up my fly with a 'YOU SAW NOTHING' look on my face.

>>15339071
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

>>15339071
Run.

>>15339071
Ask them why they're so curious about me and maybe just chat with them, see how we get along and find out if they can be trusted.

What Monster Girls are best served THICK?

>>15339087
>Short Weresheep
Would marry.

>>15339115
Do you mean thick or fat?

>>15339115
Feeders please

>>15339115
>>15339120
I'd say all of them, as each monster girl has a unique feature to them that presents itself to you when they are thick. Thick slimes are great for snuggling, thick undead are great for cuddling, thick dragons are great to fluster/ get to their sweet side, and thick holstaurus are great for resting in while you suck on their massive milky bosom. Thick plant girls are great to help you relax with soft scent of their nectar, thick bug girls are great for they become the ultimate cuddle bugs, thick cat/canine girls just make them even more lovable, and finally my favorite thick aquatic girls are great at keeping you warm and for floating on the surface with as you rest against her soft body.

>>15339127
I'm going to cuddle a chubby monster girl and you can't stop me or bully me

>>15339133
Just call her for what she is; fat.

>>15339132
You didn't answer the question, nigger. Thick or fat?

>>15339140
Thick

>>15339142
So why did you post a picture of a fat slimeplanet?

>>15339145
I didn't who ever originally posted it did, I just responded to the question.

>>15339071
Pose.

>>15338881
0%, but only because you're denser than a harem protagonist.

>>15339145
That slime isn't a hamplanet, you're overreacting. She's on the hefty side, but come on.

>>15339170
Right, she's american anorexic.

>>15338757
Cute

>>15338838
The true face of terror

>>15339071
Said I like thick paladins

>>15337434
whoa, tfw the picture u drew is in the OP
here, have the full resolution

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>15339216
Damn your art is nice, do you have a gallery by chance?
Also, I never knew you browsed this place.

>>15339216
Are you godsh0t?

>>15339230
http://godsh0t.tumblr.com/
i've only done a couple monster girls desu
i think jabberwock and goblins are in there somewhere

>>15339236
こんにちは～

>>15339241
Neat, you got any more Monster Girls planned?

>>15339241
>those Arc System Works cuties
Good shit.

>>15339074
>>15339076
>>15339080
>>15339081
>>15339083
>>15339084
>>15339089
>>15339091
>>15339094
>>15339097
>>15339154
>>15339180

So how many counts of ______ are you facing? What sentence would she recommend?

>>15339255
b-but I haven't done anything!

>>15339255
>3rd princess
Cute

>>15339251
i think someone wants a salamander girl soon, so probably?

>>15339255
POSE.

>>15339255

Denying Girls Cuddles

Enough to declare it a war crime

>>15339255
I was just eating dinner quietly! I have done nothing wrong!

>>15339255
Just a few counts of prostitution without a license.

>>15339255
Several cases of not giving headpats
The Elf pit would be a nightmare for me I guess. I REALLY HATE Elves.

>>15339255
Is defending yourself from unruly monster girls a crime?

>>15339281
Elf pit? I guess i better start denying headpats too, that sounds like my kinda punishment.

>>15339284
Yes. Check your human privilege.

>>15339255
Being fucking awesome.

One Million years of continuing to be awesome.

>>15339255
Is getting ignored by a bunch of succubus while they hit on your friends instead now a crime? If so, why am I at fault?

>>15339262
>>15322669
The __th princess, plus some other stuff I thought was talked a bout in previous threads
>>15339265
Reminds me of that Justin Timberlake song feat. Snoop.

>>15339255
Running a cuddle selling business out of my own home without a license. She would let me off with a caution and a mandatory license course right?

>>15339290
Then I guess I'm getting whatever sentence that warrants.

>>15339289
No you don't want this this is a fate worse than the mofu pit

>>15339255
Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said was, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Eros".

>>15339297
Why don't you take commissions? You'd make good money off of making cute waifu pictures.

>>15339297
>Genki Anubis mechanic
>Dragon lolis resting on a dudes stomach
>Kikimora and Werewolf(?) sharing a lap
>Shirohebi cuddles
Sublime.

>>15339255
What did I do?
All I did was book it back home and lock the door so I could relax and play vidya without getting gangbanged by succubi.

>>15339297
I've never heard that song before.
It is the only proper thing to do when you encounter a dangerous situation.
>>15339310
That looks more like a werecat to me.

>>15339267
>yeti on the bench crying while giving her testimony
>"I gave him a big, warm hug and h-he wouldn't hug me back!"

Werecats and werewolves living together?

>>15339255
I didn't do anything, I was enjoying a nice conversation with a couple of nice succubi and everything was going really nice/friendly for me, next thing I know I'm in court for no reason why?

>>15339267
It can't be a war crime by definition.

>>15339331
Sounds cute.

>>15339331
Mass hysteria.

What profession does a Kiki take if she can't maid

>>15339297
Are yoy going berserk with those drawings? Looks like you had a good night with you waifu

>>15339331
Jinkos and Hellhounds living together.

>>15339365
Nurse, TA, Daycare worker, Nanny, or a Secretary.

>>15339365
Addict. Anything to take away the pain of not maiding.
Monstergirl City newspapers would be a warzone. A page dedicated to "Maid For Hire", two pages of personals, front and back, a series of sales selling items at suspiciously cheap prices "to cute boys only", cheap rooming with that same stipulation...

>>15339365
What happens with homeless kikis? Do they become dire street cleaners?

>>15338838
>the human male receptionist is more receptive to the ryu's problems than the "professional"
I want to be that man.

>>15339384
They go crazy and wander off into the woods with their brooms muttering something about "sweeping away the filth" and are never seen again.

>>15339255
What?
A man can't like thick Paladins without getting arrested?
I thought this was America!

>>15339297
Cute!

>>15339365
Mercenary.

>>15339255
10 counts of serial hugging and 25 counts of accomplice to serial hugging.

My precious chocolate puddin' is still out there, hugging anyone she can, and no one can stop her!

They call me...Harley Hugs.

We would have gotten away with it cleanly if it wasn't for that cursed Superwurm!

>>15339399
Sexualizing human women is a sign of mental illness. They're just trying to give you the help you need.

>>15339255
>Celibacy

I plead insanity. I'm sure human-related heartbreak would stand up in that court of law

>>15339366
End of the week! Couldn't come soon enough.

>a big tittied CC Vampire will never give you a boobhat while concealing you in a wing hug

>>15339429
Understandable. Have a good weekend.

>>15339381
I want to take them all in and heal

>>15339447
Sounds like a big girl.

>>15339467
She's a bit embarrassed by her height. Vampires shouldn't be seven feet tall, right?

>>15339467
>you'll never sit with a big Wight and have her hug you from behind, cross her legs over in your lap, rest her tits on your head, and wrap her arms around your chest
>You'l never be that comfy

>>15339420
Please,
Last time they did that I was in 'reeducation' for a month!

I still have the taste of succubus in my mouth


>>15339429
Adorable


>>15339480
Only if they don't have the muscles to go with it

>>15339087
"What do you mean meet your parents?"
>"You didn't read the note I left you?"
>God dammit
"I didn't see the note, I think I knocked it under the bed when I woke up."
>"Oh okay, kind of my fault anyway. Before I left the house my mom called me and they really wanted to meet you today."
>Yeah, who leaves a note about something this important
>"Can we still meet them later today though?"
"I don't think I can. I already made plans to watch the game with the guys"
>"Anon please? My parent's are really busy, and this would mean the world to me."
>She presses her body against you, her fur getting caught on your clothes
"Alright, just let me go home and change, I don't think your parents would like to see us like we were just having sex."
>"They would understand. You're not skipping out on this Anon."
>She takes your hand and leads you outside

>You're driving down the street, looking out the window watching stores go by as Jessica drives
"Why can't I drive again?"
>"Because I know you Anon, you'll drive home and hide the keys again."
"I only did that once."
>"Yeah, and I was late for work because of it."
>You thought since you had the day off so did she
>You spent the entire day cleaning up all the wool she shed panicking
>It was like fixing tangled Christmas lights
>"Besides we're almost there."
>The two of you pull up to a small house at the end of the street, another weresheep standing at the front door waving to you
>Jessica waves back as you two get out of the car
>You hope her dad is a scotch drinker
>Because you're going to need a drink for this

>>15339087
>>15339525
She's a cute ball of fluff.

>>15339487
>no big Undead girl to slumber with at all

>>15339525
Now why would a man need a drink after doing a cute sheep a favour?

>>15339554
Because he's scottish.

>>15339480
why should she, she's a lovely lady and her height to me just translate to there being ore of her to love. in fact i want to ask her out on a date and get to know her, I wonder what she'll think about when i ask her out?

>>15339553
>No big undead girl to do anything with at all
Just kill me.

What's the best piece of clothing to put a pregnant monster girl in and why is it a China dress?

>>15339583
>I wonder what she'll think about when i ask her out?
>My feet hurt.
>I haven't had a meal in days
>Will this guy leave me alone if I say yes?
>Maybe he'll let me suck his blood.

>>15338547
Holstaurs love ice cream!

>>15339255
I want to plead guilty to being utterly in love with Anubi!

>>15339297
>Singing Anubis Mechanic
>Short, genki hair
Oh my I really am in love!

>>15339597
Wouldn't a china dress look weird? The belly would fuck up the placement of the dress,

>>15339553

>No Snow/Ice/Lamia/Undead girl to hug and absorb your body heat.

>>15339608
It would. Anon doesn't have good taste

>>15339608
That's half the fun of it!
She's going to be walking around with it poking through her dress!

>>15339612
Frozen undead Snek?

>>15339608
I believe that's the idea Anon. To bully.

>>15339602
sounds to me like her thoughts are all over the place, either due to fear of being asked out or just confusion due to not having done this ever before. Either way I'd act calm, help her relax, get comfortable, and just get to know her to see how we hit it off. What would be a good way to help calm her thoughts and help her relax so we can start getting to know one another?

>>15339612
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>15339615
You're going to make the baby feel weird, Anon.
You're supposed to give your waifu something clean and ventilated so that she doesn't feel uncomfortable

>>15339616

I mean listing them seperately and not necessarily combined

But that would be interesting.

>>15339634
Anon doesn't care about his child, it's the fetish.

>>15339640
Being a bad father is a fetish? This one is new for me. KDF not included

>>15339597
Monkeys aren't so smug after you pump them full of children! Maybe being pregnant and wearing a tight china dress will teach them some humility.

>>15339639
It would be ultimate heat sink

>>15339668

The opposite would be a Hellhound combined with a Yeti, Ignis and Lava Golem or something like that

>>15339661
But smug monkeys are the cutest monkeys!

I want to place a bucket of water above a hinezumi's door to soak her when she opens it

>>15339687
>Hellhound that can control fire and wears a magma coat

Fuck summer.

>>15339692
NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!

Consider the following: Fucking a Hinezumi in this position http://i.imgur.com/Fh5h5mz.jpg

>>15339634
Then I'll put her in a Qipao!
Let's see how she likes that!

>>15339703
But Monkeys have to jump on the bed! It's part of their daily routine!

>>15339649
>Posterchild not included
Was that how it worked?

>>15339707
She would burn your face.

..

>>15339711
People say Hellpups are a handful, but they haven't had to deal with Kakuen Daughters. Jumping on beds, swinging from ceiling fans, climbing onto the roof and refusing to come down until I eventually lure them inside with banana-flavored Ice Cream.

The wife is no better, sometimes she joins them in their wild antics.

When they become teenagers they'll probably be kleptomaniacs as well, stealing cameras and hats from people.

>>15339738
What?

>>15339744
That's why you have to discipline them, especially the wife.

>>15339745
You know what. What else would make Dragon-chan look at you with a mixture of pity and disgust?

>>15339772
I failed her for the last time?

>>15339772
You know what kills dragons? Giving them those gold horribles tasting chocolate coins.

She'll try to bite it then die.

>>15339730
That's why you soak her with water magic first.

>>15339699
and then rape her right?

>>15339758
Spankings, lots of them?

>>15339772
Hey, if she didn't want me whoring myself out to fat alps then she should've just given me the loan.

>>15339793
No, why would I do that when I can just prank her?

>>15339795
No! Kakuens love to be spanked!

>>15339772
Is it simply being alive? Because I can see that doing it.

>>15339791
>Not soaking her with your saliva

WEAK

>>15339795
play the bongos on their asses

>>15339796
Boysluts like you make me sick. Just curious, but how much do you earn on a good day? I have bills to pay.

>>15339801
Rape can be a prank too, as long as you yell "it's just a prank sis don't get so mad!" after she glares at you when you cum inside her.

>>15339815
But raping her when wet is just not as funny as walking in on her soaked and just laughing

>>15339811
I'll line them up from biggest to smallest.

>>15339821
will you play the song of their people