/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I think Chimera is really cute and if I had the money I'd totally commission more art of her without the silly pauldrons!

W-who could do a cute chimera?

>>15320467
But I want to fall

Here's hoping there's no problems with the shipping like there were with my Butter-T book

God I'm so excited

>>15320467
I'd fuck her.

>>15320467
Oh right, new chapter is out. Time for hnnnnngh.

Golem remake translation is now up on MGR, Turns out there were a number of changes/additions from the book profile.

1. While the book profile detailed how golems go after men who don't strongly resist, it is added here that strongly resisting may make a golem want you as well, albeit for a different reason. Its a damned if you do damned if you don't kind of situation, like the sphinx's riddles.

2. Their abilities with men are more detailed as being able to specifically target a individual man's sexual weaknesses.

3. A golem's disposition can only be freely modified shortly after her birth/creation.

4. In addition to the regular stuff about golems being able to ignore commands to harm their husband, rewrite their own runes, etc. we also have it stated what they may do in response to such a thing. Their determination to "eliminate" such an enemy makes them another of the few profiles to detail situations where a monster girl may kill a person.

Also we have confirmation that KC is redrawing a number of the old monster races.

Who would you ___?
>fug
>daughteru
>headpat

>>15320475
I do hope that he redraws that old gargoyle art.

>>15320475
Sweet.
>Also we have confirmation that KC is redrawing a number of the old monster races.
I think someone said he's already finished them.

>>15320480
Daughteru all of them and then headpats.

>>15320480
Daughteru all of them
Headpat all of them

>>15320475
Sounds like she can be used as a good yandere.

Cute dragons.

Where are my chivalrous kniggas at?

>>15320621
Sleeping
Can't be chivalrous without some sleep

FAT CAT ASS

>>15320621
I want to lick a dullahan's abs together with her head.

Guess who streamed HDoom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_8GZ5hrvqk

I really, really like Titanias. Do you like Titanias?

>>15320689
Literally who

Also those fucking filters

>>15320692
Name ten things about Titanias that aren't their tits

>>15320692
They're the best onee-sans.

>>15320705
Name a thousand things that are bad about Titanias.

>>15320705
jackie chan
bruce lee
tits fuck

>>15320705
Everything about her is perfect.

>>15320719
That's not ten things

>>15320705
Their feet. Their wings. Their midriffs. Their feet. Their feet. Their highly-teaseable ears. Their highly-teaseable feet. Their playful personality. Their feet. Their curvy, succulent feet.

>>15320722
That includes ten things

>>15320727
Anon, you're going to have to dial it down a notch

>>15320705
Their wings, their midriffs, their ass, their really long hair, their hips, their personality, their long pointy ears, their thighs, their dress, their sweet personality

>>15320738
Also their legs

>>15320633
Evil rogues run amok among good folk and you sleep?
>>15320639
Is that an indirect kiss while also being a direct kiss?

>>15320755
>Evil rogues run amok among good folk and you sleep?
If you don't get sleep you'll go insane and become that evil

>>15320767
Yes. Sleep.

>>15320785
I want to sleep and cuddle in a big bed with a pile of Dormouses!

Why aren't you trying to make new content for your favorite girl right this instant don't you want more stuff for her?

>>15320799
I can't draw for shit

>>15320799
Dude, I just played like 7 hours of Witcher and can't be assed to do anything except shitpost and browse the internet for new comic books to buy.

>>15320804
have you tried drawing for yourself instead

>>15320799
A lack of discipline or amphetamines for starters.

>>15320799

I'm still learning to draw and I have a long way to go

>>15320809
Yes

>>15320818
Hear hear, anon. Hear hear.

>>15320819
how did it turn out

>>15320826
Like shit

>>15320799
It's hard drawing the tentacles and hair of a scylla in a way that actually looks like one

>>15320831
i hope that you someday become a person that is able to draw for shit anonymous

>>15320799
I did, but I don't know if it's good enough to post it.

>>15320799
I'm bad at writing.

>>15320853
Post it all the same, it's for improving.

>>>/vp/26537158


It doesn't seem like most /vp/ anons likes monster girls, I got 5 "KYS" in that alone.

>>15320755
Yes. There is going to be a lot of saliva in those abs, and we are going to bask in it while our tongues touch each other and her belly.

>>15320853

if you'd prefer, post it on imgur or something

>>15320859
>>15320866
I'm at work right now. I'll post it when I get back home. It's not even a drawing, it's more of an edit of sorts

>>15320799
I detest girls
Especially monster girls

>>15320872
>That one in the back
She stared into the void
And it stared back

>>15320692
I don't like Titanias! They're all airheaded girls who need their ototous to take care of them

>>15320785
>No weresheep

>>15320872
If they are truly 'free' why don't they just get out of that box huh

>>15320858
... Guys I don't know if I wanna bully this

>>15320885
They built that box to keep the undesirables out.

>>15320799
>>15320808
Okay I did my best.

>>15320886
Do it for her.

>>15320480
Head pat all

>>15320890
Become the next crayonman

>>15320894
I'd love to but I lack the heart he had. Also I lack the skill to express things in a minimalist manner.

>>15320890
Me vonders if thy lady drinks the vizz.

>>15320890
God I fucking hate you Alp

>>15320900
That's a J, you illiterate peon.

>>15320902
So tsun.

>>15320890
Why doesn't she just combine the two?

>>15320883
Anime rules say all "dumb", "airhead" and easygoing girls have very strong maternal instincts and can take care of children without any problem.

So yeah, she will take care of him instead.

>>15320908
Why doesn't she just suck a guy off and then bite his dick and suck the erection-blood out after he cums?

I HATE elves

>>15320856
At least with creative works, especially writing, you have the benefit of being able to keep honing it over and over until it's better. Or for another analogy, keep beating the keyboard like it owes you money until you create something that first meets your ideals.

>>15320915
That's nice, more elves for people who actually like them.

>>15320920
I hate elves because I love them so much.

>>15320915
I'll accept any dark skinned loli elves you aren't using, then.

>There's this Hellhound you know.
>Well, not really know.
>She hasn't even told you her name.
>But that doesn't stop her from sneaking into your apartment and ravaging you.
>She's been doing this for two months now, every night. You can't stop her.
>Recently, you've been down in the dumps.
>Your boss screams, like really fucking screams when he's angry.
>It's ear shattering and more irritating than it is intimidating. It's like a fucking thousand buzz saws going off in your head.
>Your coworkers are always loud and always shouting at one another. They get aggressively defensive if you don't understand the hip things they're talking about.
>Traffic is always a mess, and it takes you almost two hours to get home.
>You get home especially late one night. Your ears are ringing and your head is pounding something fierce.
>You stand in the shower more so than actually clean yourself, just letting the hot water flow over you.
>You prepare a pack of instant noodles, not really feeling up to actually cooking.
>One hour of just playing the same damn video game you always do before heading to bed.
>There she is. Standing in front of your bed wit her arms at her side, a grin on her face.
>"Sorry I'm late." She teases. "I hope you're ready for another ni-"
>The hellhound gasps in surprise as you just approach and wrap your arms around her.
>She reels back and falls onto your bed.
>You lie there with your head on her chest, letting out a deep sigh.
>"Can we just do this tonight?" You ask. "Please?"
>She seems hesitant at first, but soon you feel an arm wrap around you and the pads on her paw gently stroke your hair.
>"Okay." She whispers. "I'm always excited to try new things."
>You have tomorrow off.
>You can't remember the last time you slept so well.

>>15320924
Ah so you're just tsun toward elves, I'm sure an ara ara elf would love to make your dere side appear.

Heart pupils are sure popular these days, not that I'm complaining.

>>15320475
>redrawing a number of the old monster races.
I think he tweeted that there would be 7 redraws

>>15320939
That's a cow with a lot of meat.

>>15320932
No, there's no way an elf could get me to love her, no matter how ara she is!

>>15320943
No, this is

>>15320957
Thicker

>>15320957
Gonna grope the meaty cow.

>>15320473
You wouldn't give a time-constrained and lazy anon some sauce right? Think that at least I'm being honest.

>>15320932
I'm not tsun, just confused. And don't throw those ara aras at me. I don't think I'll be able to survive

>>15320480
Rowlett
Fire cat thing (with a paper bag)
Popplio

>>15320931
Super comfy.

>>15320475
>Their abilities with men are more detailed as being able to specifically target a individual man's sexual weaknesses.
Will they know that I'm heavily into breast play?

>>15320939
Heart pupils have gotten a lot more popular. And when done right it's fuckin' hot to me. Has to include enough lewd, though. A recent loli artist I've found, Born-to-Die, always does it. And ye gods... the buckets of cum.

>>15320975
It's okay, auntie will take care of you.

>>15320947
You sure about that? To me it looks like you really need an ara ara elf in your life.

>>15320931
Oh fuck that's cute.

>>15321000
And I'll take care of auntie's breasts too.

>>15320957
Far too much useless flab.

>>15321004
>freckles
>that flowy overcoat with the black sleeves showing from underneath
MINE

>>15320939
>>15320957
Moo moo motherfucker.

>>15321000
>>15321004
Are Ara ara's the ultimate weapon against tsundere anons?

>>15321020
Hell no
I'll never bend to Elves.

>>15321000
She has the most eatable ass.

>>15321029
Post her ass.

>>15321004
>You sure about that? To me it looks like you really need an ara ara elf in your life.
I don't want one, I don't need one! Not even one that accidentally calls me her son, only to giggle and 'ara ara'

>>15321032
http://i.imgur.com/es43gfq.jpg

>>15321020
They give me the dumb butterflies. Fuck I don't want this.

>>15321042
Now that's a hole that sees a lot of traffic.

>>15321044
I'm going to put you in a room full of them anon.

Would a Dark Elf Wight have grey skin?
>so many thick Dark Elves in my Dark Elf folder
>couldn't figure out which one I wanted to post
Fug.

>>15321051
Don't you dare. Why do you want to convert me? What are you winning doing this?

Leave me alone.

>>15321072
Amusement. I'll be sure to provide drinks for them too.

And don't worry, they're all taller than you.

>>15321066
Thick
Meaty
Elves

>>15321066
I would. Now let's list out every kind of Elf there is.
>Wood Elf
>High Elf
>Dark Elf
Are there more?

>>15321083
>Blood Elf
>Night Elf
>Naga

>>15321092
Warcraft lore doesn't apply here, Stalker.

>>15321083
Dirty disgusting half elves.

>>15320519
>>15320522
My brothers from another mother

>>15321081
Yes

>>15321079
You better stop right there. And don't you dare say they are teachers.

Damn, you do I have to like certain types of certain species?

>>15321110
Oh they're all teachers and they've seen your grades. You've done very well, and you know what good students get?

>>15321114
Freedom?

You shouldn't do this. Giving other people boners while at work is fucking horrible

>>15321121
Well don't browse 4chan at work.

>>15321121
Well then next time don't browse a Mongolian Pctograph board at work

>>15321132
I have to spend time somehow. I do sudokus for 1 hour, play some games and then browse the internet.

>>15321114
What about the bad students, what do they get?

Post onis of the superior colour.

Smug top-heavy foxes.

>>15321155
Smug bottom-heavy foxes.

>>15321170
Barb needs to draw some more thick asses since his style works so well with them.

>>15321153
Obliged.
>>15321155
Wanna milk that fox.

>>15321170
>Barb draws thick thighed Elins
>Completely covers the thighs and ass
BARB
IT'S YOUR CALLING
HOW DO YOU MESS THIS UP?

>>15320467
Didn't I kill her in Quake?

>>15321187
Stupid sexy fleshy Oni.

>>15321110
Ara ara elf teachers you said?

>>15321155
>all that artifacting
God
I hate twitter so much.

>>15321202
I want her to put me in detention! Maybe some 'private tutoring' would be nice.

>>15321203
At least it isn't CHROMATIC ABERRATION

>>15321202
I can't. I just have to get off to elves now. Fuck you guys

Plant girls don't get enough love

>>15321200
Shuten Douji is drawn by Raita too.
Makes me wonder if they have him on board to draw a Saber/Arturia.

>>15321210
Well at that point they're intentionally fucking their pictures up.
It all needs to burn.

>>15321216
That's because we live in a red world where red things happen.

>>15321216
More are in development to rectify this.

>>15321149
Punishment.

>>15321234
The one on the left seems grumpy.

What would a monster girl do if you acted like a tsundere?

>>15321242
Probably tease
It's what I'd do

>>15321213
Promotions!

>>15321216

Well they're usually stuck to one place so that doesn't help

>>15321234
>Delphinus

I thought I escaped the torment here

>>15321241
She looks to be reading something, so she could just be concentrating. Or maybe its a report on her growth not being on schedule.

>>15321271
As Delphinus stuff goes though I say this is pretty vanilla/acceptable.

>>15321271
Plansect: Torment

>>15321083
Wight.
Half.
Blood.

>>15321285
What can change the nature of a plant?

>>15321259
I think KC said that most of his plant girls can move.

>>15321302

Yeah but isn't it limited or something?

>>15321307
Alraunes can walk around on their roots. They can't detach from their flowers but they can learn polymorph spells that enable them to change their whole bodies into humanoid ones temporarily.

The only ones with limited movement we know about are dryads.

>>15321322
What does Alraune nectar taste like?

>>15321329
Like honey
With a hint of love nectar

>>15321329
Heaven.

>>15321329
Care to find out?

>>15321342
>lightly salted honey
Mite b intriuging.

>>15321352
Sounds tasty. Honeybee milk probably tastes better though.

>>15321352
It'd have a unique taste, for sure

Who dares appear before the Court of Owls? WHOOOO?

yo what happened to that anon taking lewd requests last thread?

>>15321375
It is I, The Pinball Wizard!

>>15321381
The what now?

>>15321342
>>15321348
>>15321349
But can I drink it straight from the source?

>>15321408
She wouldn't want it other way

>>15321408
Absolutely
But some sources might have a higher love nectar taste than others

>>15321408
They feed it to you via kisses remember? Breastfeeding and eating her out seems likely as well.

>>15321396
No, The Who.

>>15321433
A band?

>>15321379
All the lewd thoughts made his dick explode or he was trolling us and pretending to be a drawfag.

The real answer is probably that these things can take time.

>>15321216
BEWARE

>See KC make the Golem
>Ask Seven Seas on their ask thingy if their print of the book will use updated profile images or the classic ones, they never respond
>KC then tweets about something something making updated profiles something something 7
So is that basically confirmation? Maybe this was gonna be Seven Sea's big announcement for their release of MGE. Fuck, I spoiled myself.

>>15321441
A band!

>>15321429
I wanna molest the flower on that Alaraune's head!

>>15321477
I look forward to seeing what the updated vanilla Harpy, Werewolf, and Echidna look like. Provided those are the ones he's doing.

>>15321477
>モンスター娘のいる日常の翻訳版も出している海外の出版社、「Seven Seas Entertainment」さんから、 「魔物娘図鑑Ⅰ」の英語版が出版される事になりまして、それに際して、うっかりPSDファイルを紛失してしまっていた、いくつかの種族を描きなおしております。

>An English version of "Monster Girl Encyclopedia I" will be published by the foreign company, "Seven Seas Entertainment"-san, that also publishes the English version of "Everyday Life with Monster Girls", and on this occasion, I carelessly lost a PSD file, so I'm redrawing several races.

>>15321503
>I carelessly lost a PSD file, so I'm redrawing several races.
So they could be any of the Races?

>>15321503
>I carelessly lost a PSD file, so I'm redrawing several races
I wonder if he was commissioned to draw updated artwork.

>>15321510
>Inb4 remake of a monster that just came out

>>15320473
Mangahere

I wonder how one would confuse a soldier beetle?

>>15321546
Ask her if it's OK to put pineapple on pizza.

>>15321478
Please delete soon After all, we've been doing well with image usage for the most part lately!

>>15321559
There is nothing wrong with making a new thread at page 10, you autists.

>>15321559
>After all, we've been doing well with image usage for the most part lately!
You fool. Now you've done it

>>15321546
Make her choose between two different types of apples.

>>15321554
What's wrong with that?

>>15321571
The correct choice is both

Where my kniggas who say NI at?

>>15321518
What makes you think that?

KC-san is just clumsy.

>>15321575
You hyped for the Divine Flame movie?

>>15321572
To quote bang shishigami "That's not food!"

>>15321546
Be a tsundere, it's the easiest way to confuse mantises too

>>15321575
Where the bushes at?

>>15321575
Here.
>>15321579
It sucks that it will be a while before the soundtrack and insert songs come out, I want to see if Gaia and Zoro had their leitmotifs remixed.

>>15321576
I'll assume that those PSD files contained art for his earlier monstergirls or something.

>>15321593
>It sucks that it will be a while before the soundtrack and insert songs come out
And it getting subbed too. But good things come to those that wait
>Remixed Zoro and Giaia themes
Yes. Patience. Patience

>>15321546
Rub her horns with apple scented perfume
she will spin in circles trying to find the apples.

>>15321584
There is literally nothing wrong with pineapple pizza.

>>15321559
Meh, most images are just generic stock animu grill-tier spam followed by the usual kneejerk "muh dikk" over and over every thread anyway.

>>15321584
I thought he just didn't like pineapples in sweet and sour pork dishes?

>>15321604
And people call me a heretic when it comes to pizza.

>>15321564
Newfriend pls.

Lower your arms and surrender your hugs, we will add your biological and mofulogical distinctiveness to our own

>>15321604
There is literally everything wrong with pineapple pizza!

>>15321604
Anon...

>>15321601
You're cruel and creative.

>>15320890
Fuck, I missed it. What was it?

>>15321635
I hate when that happens.

>>15321631
>You're cruel and creative.
It would only be cruel if the beetle was young.

Fuck it, do it to both!

>>15321626
Oh heavens.

>>15321635
>>15321637
The things I put up with for you people.

>>15321626
No, I'll never surrender to the Yeti Collective!

>>15321613
>No kunoichi that cant stand lies and evil and lies and bell peppers!

>>15321644
You know I was about to give a warosu link so I didn't have to look at it for long. Fuck you alp.

>>15321650
Hey, anything for my Adoring Fans.

>>15321644
fuckin incredible

>>15321645
Resistance is futile, now take my scarf, come lie down and have a nap with me

>>15321656
I bet they like elves too.

>>15321675
Shame they don't carry torches for me though.

>>15321684
It's for the best, you shouldn't get close to fires when spotted, lest anons be tempted.

>>15321379
I could take lewd requests too, if you don't mind that I'm shit.

>>15321689
As if fire could kill a Dragonfag.

>>15321696
You still don't have your dragon waifu and you know it, you're trapped in hell with me, and stop this >>15321692

>>15321692
Something with Golem to celebrate the remake.

>>15321700
Whoa there knigga! Please step back from calling me Alp! I'm tumblr.

>>15321692
Something something Kobold in latex something

>>15321700
>stop this >>15321692
That's not me.

>>15321706
Then I'll just call you alp.

>>15321706
A tumblr alp? Quick, get me my whacking stick!

>>15321692
If your feeling up to it, maybe some flowkelp or large mouse pack please?

>>15321692
Big hairy spoders
Big hairy qt spoders

>>15321722
Here, just got a new polish courtesy of that succubus maid of yours. though I have to say that I don't feel anything new besides a weird smell.

>>15321727
>All those fucking belts randomly wrapped
>Holding a chain
Is she trying to look tough or something?

>>15321739
Probably.

Congratulations! You have been awarded a scholarship to Monster Girl University(MGU).
What will you major in and what class will you take?
What student organizations will you join?
Will you help in any undergraduate "research"?

>>15321773
Fuck college, let some other poor sap have it. I already have a perfectly fine job without a degree, thank you very much.

>>15321773
>>15321779
>College
I want OUT
Somebody end my suffering

>>15321773
Time to major in women's studies.

Does anyone know what ever happened to Dramanon? I was surfing through my bookmarks and have a sudden craving for more mini snake. I can't remember seeing him around in months.

>>15321798
/mgg/ chased him out, like most people.

>>15321773
I already went to college and god my NVQ, Im not going back

>>15321801
how many people did we chase out?

>>15321798
I believe he stated that he has no idea how he wants to continue the minihebi thing.
>>15321801
Someone sounds bitter, contrary to his name Dramanon never had any drama surround him.

>>15321773
I dropped out of college years ago and I'm an awful NEET, one of these days I'm going to end up selling hugs to lonely monster girls.

>>15321809
lots!

>>15321809
Not as many as the doomsayers like to make out. A large amount of writers/drawfags who left have done so out of fatigue or moving on to other things.

>>15321809
Just the shit ones.

I wonder what Monster Girls would think when learning about how tons of men died in WW1 and 2

>>15321810
and contrary

>>15321809
I don't know, have you seen anyone else other than the usual 3-4 long-lasting writefags? Also, waifufags and latenight are the only ones who bring content to our threads, everything else is reposted from other boards or websites.

>>15321812
>one of these days I'm going to end up selling hugs to lonely monster girls.
Just go work at a Mofu Parlor if you're going to do that anon. Get it over with.
All cuddlesluts end up working in Mofu Parlors sooner or later. It's honestly kind of sad.

>>15321819
Make sure nothing like it happens again.

>>15321819
Anon we've talked about this several times before.

>>15321809
Not me, I'm too unimportant to be chased out. but then theres the fact I don't do much, most I've done in months its that greentext right before the last thread archived

>>15321829
Lets do the time warp again!

>>15321773
I'll most likely be majoring in nursing and anatomy. I'll probably wait to join any organizations until I know what they are, and I will not be doing any ''undergraduate research'' as that sounds incredibly suspicious and dangerous for my own safety unless I can 100% know what this research is about.

>>15321822
Don't forget Snib and Barb (sorta). And not all commissioners are waifufags.

>>15321830
You going to Finish that?

>>15321838
There was also that currently nameless drawfag that drew me lactating moth tiddies in the previous thread.

>>15321848
No, Brain-fart destroyed my ideas, plus just look at it, you know how it ends.

>>15321838
Sub used to do stuff for the thread too every now and then but I haven't seen him around in some time.

>>15321857
I really want his name cause he did good work.

>>15321864
>Sub used to do stuff for the thread too every now and then but I haven't seen him around in some time.
He's been having a hard time in life at the moment and can't really draw much if I remember his tumblr post correctly.

>>15321864
>I really want his name cause he did good work.
Whoever he is he's clearly seasoned, and fortunately he has an album that will hopefully grow.

>>15321810
He's had more than enough time to work something out. I hope he does continue, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

>>15321838
Loen gives us a freebie once on a while too.

Haven't seen Mono here in a while though.

>>15321877
Mono promised us more Abigail

Surely he'll deliver

>>15321877
I still want to see what Loen does with that tittypire request.

>>15321822
Beast shows up every now and then

Wasn't Loen working on an apophis a while back? I thought I remembered seeing it here but never actually seeing the finished version.

>>15321894
This one? http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55335055

>>15321822
Free_Drinks rose from a 2 year hiatus not too long ago. I hope that nigga gives us more yandere Wight onee-san in that regard.

>>15321897
No, but that one is wonderful. Perhaps it was someone else. I just remember seeing a bunch of WiPs and never a finished version.

>>15321892
Literally who?

>>15321894
Loen's doing a waifu picture right now.

I want to take a lowly farm girl Centaur and make her into a Southern Belle!

>>15321909
What are they meant to be?

>>15321916
It looks like they're Monster Girls.

>>15321916
#selfie

You wouldn't deny the love of a battle horse right?

Right?

>>15321947
Is she dairy capable? Will our daughterus be stronk?

>>15321947
Manhattan-style clam chowder's on, baby.

Can you outsmug this spoder?

>>15321916
I'm not sure if the girl on he left is supposed to be a Lich or not.

>>15320692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pWDWnL0pGE
>TFW no Titania stories
At least we'll always have Yuki Kajiura.

>>15321947
Depends on why she likes me and is she's serious about forming a real relationship with e. As long as I can trust her and she likes me genuinely, I'd gladly accept the love of a cute battle centaur like herself.

>>15321958
Maybe.

>>15321897
>>15321909
That's the problem. It wasn't Loen at all. I must have misremembered. It was this. Anyone know if it was finished?

>>15321958
I'll poke her in all of those squinty eyes, see if she'll feel so smug after that.

>>15321943
>TFW your monster waifu is a normie

>>15321947
>tfw you will never be a warrior with a centaur gf you ride into battle

>>15321974
No clue. I was never into .less' stuff anyways.

So, just a quick question.

Do adorable, murderous, blood-craving half-zombies count as Monster Girls?

>>15322004
the sound track jarrs me

>>15321980
>tfw I'm a normie

>>15321083

Wood Elf (Or Regular Elves in KCland; Elder Scrolls, LOTR, Greyhawk, M-Muh Shekels of Sigmar)

High Elf (Elder Scrolls, >Warcraft, Greyhawk, Shekels of Sigmar, The Eldar aka Giant Space Orgy Elves who fucked a God into existence)

Dark Elf (Brooding emo, Dark Eldar, En'wah, Spider Cultists)

Moon Elf (Blueberry flavored)

Elf-Wight (KCLand; Sylvanas Windrunner)

Half-Elf (PURGE ON FUCKING SIGHT)

Dudebro Elf (Locked up like a fucking supervillain behind two miles of solid redwood)

Most bullyable Elves in descending order:

Half-Elf > High > Wood > Dark > Moon

Most Elves to be bullied by in descending order:

Wight-Elf > Dark > The rest

Most marryable, lovable, impregnatable Elf:

All of them

>>15321987
I mostly just hate having to track down his shit. It' incredibly inconvenient.

>>15322017
>Wood Elf

Now we play the waiting game for that one particular thread cap.

>>15321905
An average yet entertaining writefag who mostly does some roulette thing. His stuff is hardly the best we have, but it's still alright. I mostly liked him because he actually listened to criticism and sort of tried to improve. Sort of.
How long have you been on the threads? It was only about a year ago.

>>15322033
You mean the yandere one? I also redact part of my previous statement. Dudebro Elves can stay fucking go on /tg/.

>>15322039
About 4 months

>>15322017
All of them are also great for tender loving and form a long strong relationship with based on romantic chemistry and shared likes. This is my goal in life and nothing will stop it, all cute elves will be loved and have smiles put on their faces especially those that have never had one due to their upbringing.

>>15322039
>average yet entertaining
Sounds like friday TV

>>15322039
>I mostly liked him because he actually listened to criticism and sort of tried to improve.
He had one of the better attitudes that's for surem watching him grow was fun.

>>15322017
>Shekels of Sigmar
But I thought they hated humans and hunted anyone who steps foot into their forests.

Would you a Sisters of Twilight?

>>15322017
>PURGE ON FUCKING SIGHT
What about fuck you

>>15322111
That is the face of a trickster. Trust no tricksters.

>>15322106
Actually, from what I can vaguely recall about them, the Bretonnians and the Hasheesh smoking Woodland Hippies had an understanding between them and a mutual friendship.

Everybody else who intruded into their territory was pretty much watched like a hawk or killed.

and yes, I would. I'd even Morathi and she's basically Elizabeth Bathory of Elves.

>>15322111
I'm referring to any non-Nippon Half-Elfs you mook. Fucking rounders pretending to be Elves.

>>15322121
I want to take a yandere wood elf to the city

>>15322118
She's actually the most trustworthy girl in her series and the MC's oneechan figure.

>>15322134
Oh. If that's the case, then pardon my hasty judgement.

>>15322121
Heh heh heh, 'wood' elves. I'll give the elves my wood. Heh heh heh.

>>15322010
What does that even mean?

>>15322004
If half vampires count then half zombies do too.

Mumei a cute, would give her my blood.

How would you group monstergirls in a way all of them are in one group?

Something like Plant girls, Aquatic girls, etc

Obviously the examples are the easier ones, but when it comes to other monstergirls I don't know where to put them, should for example put dragons and lamias together under one group or let them separated?

>>15322149
Jarr=annoy
whatever show that girl comes from, he doesn't like the soundtrack.

>>15322111
I'd purge her with my dick.

>>15322158
Agreed.

>>15322161
Well, okay then. When I hear "Jarr" I tend to think more along the lines of "Surprise", so it didn't quite make sense to me.

>>15322132
>Take a yandere Wood Elf into the city
>She keeps threatening to drop you like an Elk if you try to run off
>People are gawking at her like she's some kind of savage in her animal pelts and leather
>Starts complaining the air is too thick and it's hard to breathe
>Lights up when you show here there's a city park
>Get cocky and try to sneak away while she's in the trees
>You can hear her laughing and giving chase, get near a park bench and find yourself pinned to it
>An arrow through your shirt
>There's a High Elf nearby reading a book who looks up to see your Wood Elf jump out of the trees, giving a predatory smile to her
>Walks over to you, telling you it's time to put on a show, tearing off your pants and shirt while undressing herself
>The High Elf is flushed red as she watches the Wood Elf fuck you like an animal for all to see
>She gives your ear a small nibble during her post-coital glow and whispers
"Next time I'll aim with much more accuracy~"
>Fucks you for a second time, ignoring the police

>>15322178
If you don't do it right you'll make more elves though. And we all know more elves is the last thing we need. Just purge the old fashioned way.

>>15322159

I'd separate them

>>15322121
>I'd even Morathi
>Morathi
RIP anon.

Delinquents who are actually pure.

>>15322229
JUN comics are great.
His girls are always wonderfully thick.

>>15322222
Don't worry anon, because she's only a half elf any children we make will be 1/4 elves. This means that they're now more human than elf, this is how the problem can be solved.

>>15322248
>Turning them into normal female humans
>solved

>>15322228
>He wouldn't Morathi

How quick can elves notice lewdness

>>15322250
Not quite anon. If they're more human than elf they can't be called elves, but at the same time they aren't fully human. So it works out.

>>15322256
not quickly at all despite what you may have heard

>>15322268
>Posting this NTR again

>>15322208
Livin' the life.

>>15322268
>Fat old man
It's garbage.

>>15322268
>Ear piercings
Slut! No self-respecting elf would pierce her ears like some sort of humangirl. Not even Sako has pierced ears.

>>15322255
i'd like to still be alive after fucking an elf, thanks

>>15322256
very quick

>>15322283
Implying the KC version of Morathi wouldn't keep your alive, or Morathi herself wouldn't.

>>15322258
This is some mad scientist shit.

>>15321170
I always wondered why barb puts emphasis on the top lip,always looks weird in anime styled drawings

>>15322268
Fuck off

>>15322294
I know what I'm talking about, anon. You can trust me, I'm a professional of some sort.

>>15322290
On second thought, I think I'd rather she kill me quickly after she's had her fun

>>15322314
>"Hey, boy! You like Goats?!"

>>15322298
Maybe barb has a fetish for lips.

>>15322338
Having that lewd goat as a homestay would be the challenge of a lifetime.
The challenge being keeping it in your pants until Kimihito sacks up and marries someone already.
Unless that's not a thing in the states.

>>15322338
Dumb goat pussy.

>>15322338
>>15322347
Not illegal if nobody finds out.
Also I'd look very carefully at the law to find any and all loop holes.

>>15322353
Trust me anon, the kind of sex I'd have with that specific satyr is not the kind that'd be easy to keep secret.

>>15322222
Checkd
PURGE PURGE PURGE

>>15322338
I'm off to Hooters!

>>15322379
But I want an owl harpy

>>15320868
H-here it is.

>tfw yandere kakuen starts singing songs about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbFZ2-vOQu8

>"Onii-chan what are you staring at?"

>>15322433
I want to fuck that Kakuen.

>>15322478
Go away tiny, I only want the plump one.

>>15322478
Do they make clothes with a tail hole?

>>15322159
Your post gave me an idea. Would anyone like something like pic related, but instead of choosing the girl, you have to choose the planet, each with different monstergirls and conditions to live in?

You people would have to help me with the written content because I don't have too much imagination, though.

>>15322424
Not the guy who requested it, but I'll take.
Some colorfag could try to work their magic on it though.

>>15322496
I thought about fixing some stuff like the horns and the chest, but got too lazy and I have no idea how to use photoshop properly.

>>15322493
I'd be down for that.

>>15322493
Sounds fun to me, go for it.

>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>15322493
A planet where the oceans are various kinds of slimes.

>>15321692
too late huh? because I'd want to see a ryu performing fellatio

>>15322530
Loen granted you your wish the other day, so your spirit may be set free.

>>15322535
Where? Link?
Not him but I'll always wish for a nursing handjob from a holstaurus

Cuddle Cat is tired, can you help her sleep?

>>15322539
Unfortunately it has no nursing handjob stuff, since Loen doesn't want to do fuckeyfuckey bangbang stuff just yet.
But at least it counts as his very first lactation pic:
http://i.imgur.com/zD2Pwib.jpg

>>15322553
He's never done it til that? You're joking.
But that's a pretty fucking hot picture.

>>15322546
The course of action needed is simple.
Fuck her until she's exhausted enough to fall asleep in the afterglow.

>>15322546
Fcuk her. Then she can go to sleep.

>>15322379
>Those arms
Did Crab draw these?

>>15322546
No! I can't help her sleep, I can only slap her tits until she mauls me!

I don't think I can ever write monstergirl smut anymore. Feels bummer, man.

>>15322583
Catch a terminal case of bitchitis?

>>15322565
Nope, but they are crab designs, so points to the artist for accuracy.

http://imgur.com/a/D3mbO
you guys ever miss crayonfag?

>>15322607
All the time.
I'm almost out of bullets.

>>15322583
Fuck off you blogging faggot.

>>15322607
I want to bully Charon-chan after having to hear her shitty jokes

>>15322562
>>15322563
God, sex isn't the answer to every problem Cuddle Cat has you know!

>>15322386
So, a hooter at Hooters?

>>15322518
>>15322524
>>15322533
Sorry, was having dinner, made this in a couple of minutes, how does it looks? Anything you would change/ add?

Also what data would you like to see on every planet?

http://i.imgur.com/0ZztSVe.jpg

>>15322588
Something like that.

>>15322629
Exactly

>>15322607
Every day

>>15322642
This is actually looks good.
Might want to add a picture of the “inhabitants” of the world or something.

Walking in on a tomboy Anubis mechanic singing beautifully while she fixes up your car!

>>15322610
I wasn't even blogposting you retarded nig-nog.

>>15322642
That bottom one better have Lava Golems.

>>15322607
For all the important questions, we turn to the ancient historical documents.

>>15322669
I want to be the bishie Student Council President who scolds the tomboy Anubis girl for taking shop classes and acting so brutish! I want to be her rival throughout our school career where our differences drive each other to try and one up one another!

>>15322607
Man that was a fucking trip through memory lane.

Double khepri blowjob from last thread coming soon™

>>15322669
I'm gonna tell her class rep sister about her embarrassing habit! We'll both quietly ohoho~ at her over dinner