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Just think, your dakimakura is probably twice as heavy now as it was when you first got it due to dust mite feces.

>> No.1531090
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>>1531004
or Hazuki...

>> No.1530946

Yeah.... dust mite feces...

Of course.

>> No.1530954

I don't dirty my friends.

>> No.1530950

Dust mites shit semen?

>> No.1530962

Y-yeah, not a corpse....

>> No.1530956

No wonder it feels like it has so much weight and resistance when I hump it.

>> No.1530961

>>1530942
I haven't got a penny to my name but so I can fap to the idea, where could I buy that one?

>> No.1530967

>>1530942
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10078298
Add about 2000 yen for shipping.

>> No.1530995

>>1530942
/jp/ers have more to worry about.. like the fungus growing on our bodies.

>> No.1531004

>>1530942
Why won't they make a FES dakimakura? ;_;

>> No.1531019

>>1531004
>Why won't they make a Daichin dakimakura? ;_;

Fix'd

>> No.1531095

dust mite corpses not feces

>> No.1531130

>>1531095
Whew I was pretty worried for a second.

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>>1531414

Clean pillow that was made overseas.

>> No.1531379

If you cover it up with your bed sheets it'll be more likely to get dust mites.

>> No.1531382

just use a vacuum cleaner goddamn

>> No.1531407

>>1531382

GIANT SUCKING SOUND

>> No.1531414

>>1531407

= CLEAN HUG PILLOW

It's worth it, trust me.

>> No.1531429

>>1531421
Hi, Ross Perot.
I dun geddit.
Am I too young to appreciate the joke here?

>> No.1531433

>>1531429
You're too young to appreciate anything, you fetus.

I remember back in my day we'd walk fifteen miles just to get the numbers on our keyboard so that we could even think about typing a tripcode on our names. Times were tough back then, but we managed to get by.

>> No.1531443

>>1531433
Well excuuuuuse me, grandpa

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>>1531834
Mmm.... Doesn't ring a bell.

>> No.1531834

haven't you guys ever heard of a washing machine?

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>>1532059

I'd like to be a fujoshi's dakimakura. Then she'd rub me against her crotch. But she'd probably get grease and ice cream all over me, too.

>> No.1532026

FUCK YEAH Rimi is FUCK YEAH.

>> No.1532050

oh boy, a body pillow for a shitty eroge. Who didn't see that coming?

>> No.1532057

>>1532050
>eroge
Okay, I admit, I smiled.

>> No.1532059

Sometimes I wonder what it would like to be a dakimakura. Random guys would tell me they loved me every night as they humped me...

>> No.1532070

>>1532067
Seconded.

>> No.1532074

>>1532067
Why she does have guns?
That is against the law!
She freak out me much.

>> No.1532085

>>1532074

She needs to protect herself against the roving rapists in Japan. Remember, if you're assaulted on a train, no one will help you in Japan.

>> No.1533212

I wash my Reimu and Marisa pillowcases once every 2 weeks. I'm good to go.

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I haven't washed Yuyuko yet. Every two weeks when I change the sheets and flip the mattress, I hang her out on the back line to air out for about five hours.

>> No.1534242

>>1533212
>Pillow case bodies
?

>> No.1534374

>>1534242
>?

?

>> No.1534396

>>1533212
how much did you get them for?

>> No.1534398

I can't fucking believe you people actually buy this

>> No.1534402

>>1534242
>>1534374
you have to buy the pillow separately

>> No.1534405

>>1534398
Ask your parents to get you one for christmas.

>> No.1534411

>>1534408 here

>>1534405
I already did, they bought me a fate/nanoha one.

>> No.1534415

>>1534405
My friends (and I) are too embarrassed to buy this shit ourselves, so we give dirty gifts on birthdays as "jokes".

>> No.1534461

>>1531834
Why would I put my waifu in a washing machine?

>> No.1534689

>>1534415
That's...... kinda gay.

>> No.1534692

>>1534461
Because you love her, you faggot
Now get in

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