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widg 2hu would you save from the streets if they were homeless

>> No.15282835

All of them.
Except maybe Seiga.

>> No.15282880

>>15282744
You have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.15282886
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>>15282835

>> No.15282912
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>>15282886
I hate you. I hate you so much. I don't think you can comprehend how much I want to hurt you.
You're right, though. Even if you will make me regret it, pitiful is the heart that puts contempt above compassion.
Don't misunderstand, though. I'll be doing this for purely selfish reasons.

>> No.15282919

>>15282744
Those eggs look horrible
Way too dry and should've been folded gentler

>> No.15282961
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>>15282744
Kogasa, she's a good girl who deserves to be a happyhu

>> No.15282964

>>15282912
Unbeating and enslaved is the heart that puts compassion before self-preservation.

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>>15282835
>All of them.

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>>15282744
Why does he have a toaster in the living room?

>> No.15283005

There's something really unnerving about that jiggling.

>> No.15283027

>>15282965
The Jiang-Shi is the best thing to come out of Ten Desires.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl5e9WMzHqE

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>>15282912

>> No.15283110

>>15282912
Don't frickin bully my Seiga dude.

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All of them that aren't Mamizou, Yukari, Kisume, Okuu, Koishi, and Flandre.

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>>15282744

>> No.15283149

>>15282744
>cooking eggs for a 2hu

Fuck is that a You Wake Up in Gensokyo reference?

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>>15283148
Don't.

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>>15282965
Yoshika is a good girl. A bit bitey but that's not unlike a puppy. A slow, dead, dumb puppy.

>> No.15283251

>>15283149
I think it's a "You have to eat all the eggs" reference.

>> No.15283301

>>15283214
Yoshika makes necrophilia cool!

>> No.15283356

>>15283148
Are flower selling girls traditionally a veil for a prostitute in medieval times?

>> No.15283371

>>15282995

Hnnnng... pic's making my.... heart... explode...

>> No.15283376

>>15283148
Me to the right, around the wall.

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>>15283301
That's the spirit!

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>>15283696
Zombie titties!

I think I'd save Alice or Reimu since they are both pretty hospitable people. They deserve to be rescued.

>> No.15283997

>>15282886
Seiga seems like the kind of person who would pretend to be homeless and do this sort of thing for sexual roleplay.

>> No.15284051

>>15282744
Not even one

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I would take her to my place even if she wasn't homeless!

>> No.15284380

>>15282744
I would feed a 2hu with better eggs than those.

>> No.15284392

>>15282744

Any girl who is homeless has long since passed the point of selling her body for survival, therefore used goods. Let them all die in a ditch.

>> No.15284606 [DELETED] 

What's with all the /v/ cancer threads? /jp/ finally dropped a level lower with the new wave of newfasg from other boards?

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>>15283997
Seiga IS the kind of person that would abuse another person's kindness like a weakness for personal gain.

>> No.15284728

>>15283997
And then steal all your belongings and escape by making a huge hole in every wall of your house

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>>15282744
Mystia.
I want to see her face cringe when taking bites on those eggs.

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>>15285280
reminds me of this

>> No.15286431

All of them aside from Rumia, Medicine, and Parsee. I'm only familiar with 2hus up to SA so beyond that I have no idea what 2hus would try to kill me or something else significantly negative.

>> No.15286709

>>15282744
Is that Yu?

>> No.15286720

>>15284728
Jokes on her, I own nothing! Unless she wants a shitter laptop.

>> No.15286894

>>15285280
Great idea! I want to see tears flowing.

>> No.15286903

>>15285280
Birds eat eggs all the time

>> No.15286918

Only the ones that I'm certain won't eat me.

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Can someone provide a short list of "safe" 2hus. You know, the ones that don't kill and/or eat me.

>> No.15287005

>>15286926
ZUN did in the Youkai Encyclopedia in PMiSS.

>> No.15287105

>>15286926
Human Friendship levels according to PMiSS.
High: Lily White, The Prismiver Sisters, Alice Margatroid, Keine Kamishirawasha, Youmu, Yuyuko
Normal: Luna Child, Star Sapphire, Eiki Shiki, Cirno, Sunny Milk, Hong Meiling, Tewi, Komachi, Wriggle, Patchouli, Chen, Ran Yakumo, Aya, Suika, Yukari, Reisen
Low: Rumia and Letty Winterlock
Extremely Low: Remalia and Flandre
Poor: Mystia, and Medicine Melancholy
Worst: Yuuka
You're welcome

>> No.15287426

>>15283148
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT

>> No.15287535

>>15282965
I will right Seiga's wrong and give the zombie a proper Japanese burial and send-off!

RIP

>> No.15287810

>>15283148
The way I see it is the dude just want to buy a flower but this bitch trying to frame him by lifting his skirt and act if he's trying to rape her

>> No.15287973

>>15287105
>worst: Yuuka
Hold on.

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>>15287973
Yes?

>> No.15288062

>>15287105
>worst: Yuuka
Aye hol up

>> No.15288173

>>15287810
BLAHBLAHBLAH

>> No.15288648

>>15286926
>>15287105
And from SoPM.

Human Friendship Levels:
Very High: Kyouko, Miko, Minoriko, Mamizou, Seiga
High: Kogasa, Sanae, Kanako, Orin, Shizuha, Ichirin, Unzan
Medium: Suwako, Shou, Nitori, Hina, Byakuren
Low: Nazrin, Nue, Tojiko, Minamitsu
Very Low: Yamame

Unknown: Futo, Yuugi, Okuu
None: Parsee, Satori, Yoshika, Koishi

>> No.15288864

>>15287426
ROOOOOOOXANNE.

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>>15288648
>Byakuren
>Medium

What the fuck, mom. Are you lying when you say you love me?

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>>15288877
Big Mom has been slam dunked to Makai by human priests, so it may be the bad aftertaste of distrust on humans after that.

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>>15285280

>> No.15289547

>>15288877
She doesn't really differentiate between humans and Youkai.
Which is quite graceful of her, seeing as the former royally screwed her over.

There's this general assumption in fiction that humans are the tightest shit, but in Gensoukyou, they're not the most dangerous animal in the cage by a long shot.
The Human Village has been likened to a Zoo in SoPM; to Kanako, the people are what cattle is to us.
Miko is the only one to actually argue in favour of the humans' autarky, and even sovereignty.

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>>15287105
>>15288648
Anyone else feel it's about time ZUN wheeled out another one of these to cover the newhus?

>> No.15291982

>>15291832
You know, you can just say

“It's about time ZUN wheeled out another one of these to cover the newhus.”

Not everything has to be framed as a bid for identification with others.

>> No.15292217

>>15291832
Mind you there's only been two full games since SoPm while the other infobooks have had four full games released in the interim.

But ZUN could pad the new book with people who were left out of SoPm for reasons such as being forgotten (Hatate), plot (Kasen), and being left out despite connections to the religious aspect SoPM focused on (Watatsukis, Tenshi, Iku), if he doesn't just ignore them all again.

So a post-SoPm infobook would be like.... HM (Kokoro), DDC, ULiL (Sumireko), LoLK, New Game, Watatsukis & Reisen, Tenshi, Iku, Hatate, Kasen, and Kosuzu

>> No.15292300

>>15291832
Just wait for other two or three games.

>> No.15292381

>>15292217
>Watatsukis
They would never meet with Akyuu, and they aren't residents of Gensokyo.
>Kosuzu
Not nearly notable enough to be featured in Akyuu's guides.
>Sumireko
Not a resident.

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>>15292217
If ZUN were to do another info book I'd want him to do articles for these three the most. They need the love.

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