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Daft Cunts

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15277658

>>15277655
Do they switch heads or do they switch bodies?

>> No.15277661

>>15277655
I-is this yuri?

>> No.15277667

>>15277661
Yuri confirmed, we shitposting thread now bois

>> No.15277670

When sleeping with a dullahan, do you hug the head to your chest as you sleep, or the whole body?

>> No.15277674
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>>15277667
How about no?
>>15277670
Hug head to chest, be the little spoon for the body so you can have her on both sides of you.

>> No.15277675
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15277675

Hug the fluffy cats.

>> No.15277678

>>15277670
>Not using her body as a pillow and hugging the head

>> No.15277682

>>15277675
First her mother's sweater and now her mother's glasses? Is she trying to tell me something?

>> No.15277689
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15277689

I miss Jingai Shunman...

>> No.15277697
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15277697

tfw no raiju nee-san to teach you the path to A B S O L U T E P O W E R

>> No.15277700

>>15277682
Yes.

>> No.15277714

>>15277689
Me too anon.

Webjob was some fantastic use of Monster Girl.

>> No.15277715

>>15277697
Is it possible to learn this power?

>> No.15277720

>>15277715
Not from the Sabbath.

>> No.15277727
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15277727

I've got 6 new pieces of this. Anyone want me to dump 'em?

>> No.15277729

>>15277727
yes, go.

>> No.15277731

>>15277727
>Dogtags
>Nintendogs
The good ol' days

>> No.15277733
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>>15277729
Akay.
1/6

>> No.15277734

>>15277731
Is this some kind of 80's thing?

>> No.15277737
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>>15277733
2/6

>> No.15277738
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15277738

>>15277737
3/6

>> No.15277740

>>15277734
Nintendogs came out 11 years ago

>> No.15277744
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15277744

>>15277738
4/6

>> No.15277748

>>15277740
I have no idea what that is though. And I don't get the wearing dogtags thing either. Are you going to explain yourself or what?

>> No.15277751
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>>15277744
Oh God, it's finally happening...

>> No.15277752
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15277752

>>15277744
5/6

>> No.15277753

>>15277744
>>15277752
Such focus on the male makes me wonder if you don't lust after him more than the lady.

>> No.15277755

>>15277752
>pomf
Only good things can come from that sound.

>> No.15277758
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>>15277752
6/6

>>15277753
I'm just posting what was drawn.

>> No.15277761

>>15277624

I'd lick an alp all over, especially the tip of the spadetail.

>> No.15277762

>>15277761
This makes me feel odd.

>> No.15277765

>>15277761
I'd tease it lightly by sucking it, wrapping my tongue all over it.

>> No.15277774

I shall conquer several packs of werewolves and call myself the wolf king!

>> No.15277778

>>15277774
I bet when your done you and the main alpha female's going to be fuck-strong.

>> No.15277785

>>15277778
>fuck-strong
That's not even a strength tier.

>> No.15277788
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>>15277675
CUTE

>> No.15277799

>>15277785
Of course it is as long as you can describe it and somebody gets it, you can word it as you like.
My personal strength tier list goes from "The scum of scum's shoes" to "GOD FUCKER"

That said I would like to get to the top just to so I can beat down the hirer up and then make a harem out of lilims/dragons or something.

>> No.15277804

>>15277799
>"The scum of scum's shoes" to "GOD FUCKER"
Isn't that every shonen story under the sun?

>> No.15277805

>>15277804
Lots of shounen heroes start off with more power than they should have.

>> No.15277814

>>15277788
Wife material.

>> No.15277815
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>> No.15277822

Bully the loli cheshires

>> No.15277823

>>15277804
You'd think that but no.
many a hero has had a a kick starter of raw power (naruto, ippo, several gundam heroes) and have to learn control/technique

to bring this closer to monster girls, the standard shonen hero would one-shot most mid teir stuff and struggle against dragons at the start of his journey. by the end of this story he could beat down the demon lord using the chief god as a bat.

>> No.15277832

>>15277758
>she just grabs him and throws him on the bed
Oh my. I can imagine a really horny and unmilked Holstaurus doing this, and its wonderful.

>> No.15277833

Can anyone link me to the previous thread?

>> No.15277842

>>15277823
I would like to see a story of a shonen hero and a average joe hero working together

>> No.15277843

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please polish the living armor, it's been a long time since she got scrubbed

>> No.15277848

>>15277843
>Have several living armours
>Forget to maintain them
>Every night the mantra of "WEAR TEAR AND RUST" gets louder.
>Until one night the door breaks open.

>> No.15277852

>>15277748
Nintendogs was one of the bigger games to release on the Nintendo DS, a pet dog simulator. That I shamelessly sank many hours into...

>> No.15277861

>>15277833
>>15264896

>> No.15277864

>>15277861
thanks

>> No.15277866

>>15277848
A-a-and what happens next?

>> No.15277873

>>15277832
Pretty sure they're on a couch, but yeah.

>> No.15277879

I want to be the cute and naive prince who has a yandere maid!

>> No.15277881
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>>15277762
Of course.

Alps boast some of the thickest and longest spadetails of the succubi family but at the same time it's a great taboo to associate with them. If they make you "feel odd", then they're doing their job.

>> No.15277889

>>15277866
>Morning comes
>anon looks almost broken, sunken eyes, limping, torn nightclothes, the works.
>The armour's now look like there fresh from the black smith. every now and again one of them rattles with happyness.
>Anon swears never to skip maintenance again
>one of the lager armours starts pulling him to privacy, saying that he "missed a spot"
>Anon also swears to double check his work.

>> No.15277941

>>15277881
I want to tie an alp's wrists and ankles together, pull that tail between her legs, and force the tip into her mouth.

>> No.15277946
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>>15277655

>> No.15277947

>>15277941
>Alps and succubi forced to suck themselves off
Unf

>> No.15277950
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15277950

>>15277881

>> No.15277978

>>15277815
Is that a Wolfu version of Helena from RE6?

I like it.

>> No.15277980

I wanna get a nursing handjob from a Dark Gnome!

>> No.15278034
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15278034

Succubutt

>> No.15278080

>>15278034
mostly butt

>> No.15278174
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>>15278034
Why are succubi so good?

>> No.15278180

>>15278174
It's their job to be good, I should hope they are.

>> No.15278194

>>15278180
What if you meet a succubus who isn't good, and is all frumpy and shy, but when you're married and resting after three days spent in bed on your honeymoon she hugs you tight and says "Gotcha~" like you were some kind of prey?

>> No.15278196

>Finally caught up on Youkai Shoujo
GCUP was a pretty predictable development though

>> No.15278206

>>15278194
Then its time to load the cannons and go to war captain!
When I'm done with her, that "shy" personality will be all that's left.

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15278208

I want to marry the moth!

>> No.15278212

>>15278196
Praise Hime and her wide hips.

>> No.15278214

How about a story where a guy wants to be the best elementalist, But each spirit he claims chips his sanity? made worse by the spirits conspiring to encourage the fall?

>> No.15278219

>>15278212
I really wish there were more ara ara titty monster spiders. Most I see are slim and kinda athletic. It's like most people forget that most spiders are lazy and have fat tits and just wait for prey to fall into their trap

>> No.15278221

>>15278214
Sounds more like the plot to a game villan

>> No.15278232

>>15278214
There should be a heroine out to stop him.

>> No.15278238

>>15278219
>Most I see are slim and kinda athletic
You can't be looking to hard then.

>> No.15278247

>>15278221
>>15278232
Gave me some ideas for endings
>Standard end: heroine kills guy, get long ass cut scene of guy lamenting that he just wanted to be the best and where did it all go wrong.
>"good" end: guy is purged of the spirits and goes on a journey of self discovery.
>"bad" end: villain takes over the world.
>"special" end "the heroine herself goes monster and acts as a wife and devoted right hand to the villan
very generic endings I know, but I would still kinda play the game if the plot surrounding it was nice.

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15278252

What would happen to a man that wanted to confess his sins in the church of the fallen god?

>> No.15278259

>>15278252
he gets "punished" by becoming the equivalent of their Jehovah's witnesses.

>> No.15278267

>>15278259
Isn't that just fucking a dark priest on random peoples Doorsteps and shouting "This could be you!"

>> No.15278272

>>15278259
Going to everyhouse in the neighboorhood and cuming on the doorstep?

>> No.15278274

>>15278267
Time to get out the bear mace.

>> No.15278278

>>15278272
that's the succubi milkman service

>> No.15278279

>>15278274
I shall get out the bear girl then.

>> No.15278282

>>15278279
I'll get the bear-like mace girl then.

>> No.15278283

>>15278247
>I would gun for the special end as long as it isnt out the blue that she suddenly loves the guy

>> No.15278289

>>15278247
You do realise that no one will go for the standard and good ends right?

>> No.15278291

>>15278278
what kind of milk service just spills the milk?

>> No.15278295

>>15278278
This is why I go with Holst Milk inc.

>> No.15278296

>>15278282
I cannot even bear your jokes anymore.

>> No.15278301
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15278301

when in doubt
golems

>> No.15278312

>>15278252
That doesn't even make any sense
What are considered sins in the church of the fallen god?

Not putting out for monster girls?
Saying you'll go to an orgy then not show up?
fingerbanging some monstergirl then not finish her off and leave?
Saving yourself for marriage?

>> No.15278316

>>15277655
>Mixing their neck stump smoke

Eww. I think that's kind of hot. I'm not really sure.

>> No.15278323

>>15278301
>when in, doubt golems
So, what? Today isn't actually safe to cum inside? She lied to me?

>> No.15278341

>>15278316
just fuck them and then tell your freinds you had a seriously weird experience

>> No.15278377

>>15278301
I don't know, I'm not that good of a programmer.

>> No.15278407
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Your Transitional Form daughteru was bullied by Creationists today. What do?

>> No.15278410

>>15278301
No I will not put my faith in them, trusting machines is what will get us all killed.
Heed my words, the miku holograms are only the beginning, its only matter of time before something like macross plus happens

>> No.15278414

>>15278407
Maybe they have a point?
That looks like an abomination

>> No.15278415

>>15278414
There's nothing abominable about her. You're horrible.

>> No.15278420

>>15278415
Your taste is horrible
She's an abomination
Get your eyes checked

>> No.15278425

>>15278420
Go home Creationist-kun, she's a wonderful creature with beautiful feathers.

>> No.15278426

>>15278407
Tell her that she exists is proof god cared enough to make her. and if that fails, go for the eyes

>> No.15278431

>>15278425
Nice argument of stone fallacy and false attribution fallacy, nerd

She gross and so are you for having shit taste

>> No.15278438

>>15278431
Oh yeah? Well if you don't apologize to her I'm eating your babies.

>> No.15278441

>>15278438
I got a vasectomy
So no babies ever from me, dweeb

You tell her she is ugly and smelly and also a dork

>> No.15278445

>>15278441
Oh yeah? Well your mom is a Wurm!

>> No.15278446
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15278446

I like sharp girls

>> No.15278449

>>15278446
dem chicken legs

>> No.15278450

>>15278446
What the hell is she?

>> No.15278454

>>15278445
Don't be daft
My step mom is a Wurm but your real mother is a Wurm and also a dork like you

My real mom is a Ryu, too cool for you

>> No.15278457

>>15278454
Ryus are just Water Wurms that nobody likes.

>> No.15278460

>>15278457
I like them

>> No.15278461

>>15278450
MG'd seregios, from monster hunter

>> No.15278463

>>15278457
If that is true, then why does the Zipangu Region worship them huh?

>> No.15278469

>>15278463
>>15278460
>nobodycameagaintoday.jpg

>> No.15278474

>>15278469
Who are you quoting?

>> No.15278478

>>15278474
I'm making a reference to the filename of a specific picture. You wouldn't understand such things of course, Wurmborn.

>> No.15278480

>>15278478
>I'm making a reference to the filename of a specific picture. You wouldn't understand such things of course, Wurmborn.
What did he mean by this?

>> No.15278481

>>15278446
Are her feet her weak point, just like with a regular Seregios?

>> No.15278483
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>>15278474

>> No.15278488

>>15278474
>Threadcanon picture is the canon

>> No.15278490
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15278490

>>15278483
A sketch?
This proves nothing

Here, have official work

>> No.15278493

>>15278446
She's not batshit angry and aggresive enough to be a seregios.

>> No.15278494

>>15278488
Meant for >>15278469

>> No.15278497 [DELETED] 

>>15278488
Who are you quoting?

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15278498

>>15278469
>>15278483
Hi neighbor.

>> No.15278501 [DELETED] 

>>15278497
pls ignore this post >>15278497

>> No.15278507

>>15278501
What?

>> No.15278512
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15278512

Why on earth is KenkouSmug(tm) so recognizable?

>> No.15278513

>>15278446
I dont know how I feel about bringing jerky for cuddling

>> No.15278517

>>15278463
>>15278490
I want to incite a revolt in the name of the Fallen Faith, having been converted by Lescatie missionaries sent to the to the shores of Sengoku Zipangu.

>>15278498
Meanwhile, my allies that worship the kitsune will do the same for eastern Zipangu, and together, we will weaken the overmighty clans and advance on Not!Kyoto!

For if our daimyo is to become shogun, military ruler of all Zipangu, we must defeat the current shogunate, the Ashikaga clan, and hold the capital, Kyoto, for four seasons.

>> No.15278524

>>15278517
You speak nonsense and your breath is bad

>> No.15278526

>>15278512
Because it's KenkouSmug(tm), I could probably recognize it in a mosaic of a thousand other pics.

>> No.15278531

Besides Zipangu what other places have peace between monsters and humans?

>> No.15278536

>>15278531
Wonderland? Everyone's already mad.

>> No.15278546

>>15278531
The Sea and Royal Makai

>> No.15278548

>>15278512
It's an easily distinguished style when we see it so often.

>> No.15278551

>>15278536
Then I shall strive to rehab a mad hatter

>> No.15278555

>>15278512
>miia getting off from her self-insert character getting cucked
Top cuck

>> No.15278559

>>15278512
>Miia fantasising about using magic to hypnotically seduce Kimihito

This snake is lewd.

>> No.15278568

>>15278512
Y'know, I wonder if there's some deeper cause behind KC and Crabman both starting to do MGs at roughly the same time, or if it's just coincidence?

>> No.15278572

>>15278512
Smith's HP though.

>> No.15278574

>>15278572
Smith is the leader of a spec-ops unit.

>> No.15278578

>>15278483
>>15278498
I'm going to build a shrine and steal all of the worshippers from the ryu and kitsune's.

>> No.15278584

>>15278574
And a lazy ass.

>> No.15278592

>>15278572
She's like the one guest party member you get with great stats who leaves later on for whatever reason. Like Vinceborg.

>> No.15278602
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Let us discuss softness.

>> No.15278617

>>15278602
We can go softer. We can go soft to the bone.

>> No.15278620
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>>15278617
>softer than Yuuko-san
That is simply not possible.

>> No.15278632

>>15278568
>the same time
I'm pretty sure KC did first mgs few years before crab his one-page hentai strips.

>> No.15278634

>>15278620
>Picture segment showing the skeleton beneath her skin still has flesh on her hand

That's an oversight.

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15278659

I want to make a Dragon comfortable!

>> No.15278667

>>15278659
I want to make a Dragon uncomfortable!

>> No.15278719
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15278719

>>15278659
I want to get bullied by a dragon!

>> No.15278740
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15278740

Less is such a tsun

>> No.15278747

>>15278740
I don't get it. Is this just OC wankery?

>> No.15278749
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15278749

I'm ready to publish, but I'm completely undecisive on which frame should I use for the ugoira - the blindfold or the normal one?

I'm still posting both on a separate gallery, no worries.

>> No.15278754

>>15278749
What does the normal one look like?

>> No.15278757

>>15278747
I don't know, found it on his tweet just not long ago. Looks like Akai and Mari dont get along well

>> No.15278762
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15278762

>>15278719
I want to be cared for by a loving dragon!

>> No.15278764

>>15278740
This shit again? I thought he left he monsterboyshit for the bird.

>> No.15278765
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15278765

>>15278659
>>15278667
>>15278719
I want a dragon mom

>> No.15278766

>>15278754
http://i.imgur.com/2ZzlPh0.jpg Here's a sample.

>> No.15278778
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>> No.15278779

>>15278765
>Furshit outside of /b/

Stop.

>> No.15278784

>>15278766
Tough choice. Personally, I'm partial to blindfolding.

>> No.15278788

>>15278766
He looks like he has a terrible case of kidney stone that has migrated to his balls. And the bulging I think should look more stretchy instead of embossed.

>> No.15278790

>>15278779
You seem upset
Why would this be?

>> No.15278794
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15278794

>>15278765
Thiss would have been a touching story if the dragon was actually a dragon and not a fursona. Or had some human form or something.

>> No.15278796

>>15278788
Fair point. Maybe I should just get rid of that outline. Should I do that? Still inflated regardless

>> No.15278801
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15278801

>>15278764
I do like the bird thing he was going with, but its .less. he will keep drawing what he wants.

>> No.15278804

>>15278794
Agreed, but what can you do?

>> No.15278814 [DELETED] 

>>15278804
Not post it.

>> No.15278822

>>15278804
Stop posting it?

>> No.15278828

>>15278796
Maybe soften the outline a bit. I'm no artist so I don't know what would help.

>> No.15278829

>>15278804
Edit it in MS paint and put the monster girl one.

>> No.15278835 [DELETED] 
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>>15278814
>>15278822

>> No.15278838

>>15278829
I like the way you think

>> No.15278843 [DELETED] 

>>15278835
>I'm going to post furshit in an unrelated thread at every mention of a dragon girl that I can
>HAHA YOU'RE ALL JUST MAD

Why are you fishing so hard?

>> No.15278844

>>15278838
I would do it myself, but since I'm at work that would be quite hard.

>> No.15278846 [DELETED] 

>Post furry shit
>People tell you rather politely that this isn't the place to post it
>"Lel U MAD?!"
>"YOU le BUTTFRUSTRATE?"
Jesus, if you're going to come here and shitpost at least have the decency to not be so blatant

>> No.15278848 [DELETED] 

>>15278835
Trolling is a art. Right?

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>>15278843
see>>15278790

>> No.15278853

>>15278312
Probably something similar to that recent cupid story

>> No.15278862 [DELETED] 

>>15278849
Reaction image spam and "You mad" is shitposting. Shitposting is bannable.
Posting furshit outside of /b/ is bannable. That's all there is to it.
This is a warning, not an outburst.

>> No.15278864

>>15278801
Fuck what anyone says, I think that little convo he had that day, and this image in particular, are adorable.

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>>15278848
Of course!

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>>15278862
>Reaction image spam and "You mad" is shitposting. Shitposting is bannable.
Posting furshit outside of /b/ is bannable. That's all there is to it.
>This is a warning, not an outburst.
Then you should take your own advice

>> No.15278884 [DELETED] 

>>15278862
Are these you?
>>15278846
>>15278843
If so you are just as guilty of shitposting
You know you can hide post you dont like right?

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>>15278872
And once again furfags prove why they are not tolerated anywhere civilized. Not even gurochan wants you.

>> No.15278897 [DELETED] 

>>15278892
>And once again furfags prove why they are not tolerated anywhere civilized. Not even gurochan wants you.

Can you prove i'm a furfag?
All I did was post a pic of a guy hugging a dragon and you went full autism

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>>15278892
I don't think anyone else wants gurochan, frankly.

>> No.15278914 [DELETED] 

>>15278884
>Only one person can be annoyed by a sperg coming in and smearing shit all over the place.
>You are just as guilty of shitposting
Telling some one that their actions aren't welcome or allowed here is not shitposting. It's not about not liking the contents of his posts, it's that they don't belong in this thread. Hiding the posts doesn't mean that the posts are no longer made.

>>15278909
I'd rather loliheads on pikes that... whatever this is

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>>15278897
After your epic meme outburst?

>>15278909
You didn't know that gurochan explicitly forbids furry content of any kind? They always bring drama. Like what you are seeing right now.

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>>15278914
>I'd rather loliheads on pikes that... whatever this is
Then I'm going to say your priorities are fucked.

>> No.15278931 [DELETED] 

>>15278914
Lets look at the facts
He posted one pic
You "sperg out" and go on a shitposting tirade
You then lash out and use unnecessary greentext and "le random words" when he ask simple questions like "you seem upset"

You are in the wrong

>> No.15278940 [DELETED] 

>>15278924
>After your epic meme outburst?
Point out where this happened
I was just responding to your shitpost with questions and when you lashed out posted pics asking if you are frustrated?

Also you are the one throwing out all these accusations so you should back them up with proof of your claims

>> No.15278944

>tfw I accidentally found out my friend faps to monstergirls
Huh

>> No.15278952 [DELETED] 

>>15278931
>It's only one person
This is where you fucked up.
>when he ask simple questions like "you seem upset"
This is so disingenuous it's funny. Also
>he
We all know you're just samefagging, you can drop the pretenses.

>>15278928
>Unironically triggered by gore
wew

>> No.15278954

>>15278944
How does one "accidentally" find that out?

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15278955

Report and ignore, guys.

>>15278944
I bet he's a raging casual anyway.

>> No.15278965 [DELETED] 

>>15278952
Post every post you claim is me and I'll screenshot for you

Also you are still on a autistic rampage
Correct yourself

>> No.15278968

>>15278954
I was watching a video with him and the creator used the victory music from MGQ as a joke.
He then told me "ha, I know where that music is from" then noticed what he said and tried to quickly change the subject.

>> No.15278974

>>15278968
Did you tell him you also enjoy monster girls?

>> No.15278979

>>15278974
No, mostly because I didn't want it to become an alp-posting story.

>> No.15278986

>>15278968
I'm getting a real sense of deja vu, because I fucking swear this exact thing has happened in this thread a while back.

>> No.15278987

>>15278979
You know his power level anon
Learn from his mistakes

>> No.15279011

>>15278955
Report and ignore what?

>> No.15279013

>>15278974
The fact that his friend tried to quickly change the subject points that he thought anon here could know where that music came from, which implies that friend either knows or suspects that anon knows about monster girl quest.

So my thoughts are that now both know about each other secret love of monster girls but are trying to keep it "secret" from each other. It's funny.

>> No.15279016

I want a loli Hellhound to force herself on me!

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>>15279011
If you have to ask, then you weren't paying attention

>> No.15279022

>>15279013
Now that's some 5cm/s shit right there.

>> No.15279026

>>15279020
Bully the monster!

>> No.15279031

>>15279016
Do you just pick her up and watch her flail because she's so small?

>> No.15279037
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Warrior Werecats

>> No.15279046

>>15278034
She could shatter concrete with that thing.

>> No.15279048
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Who are the "who" monstergirls?

>> No.15279053

>>15279046
She could shatter concrete, but not my pelvis.

>> No.15279054

>>15278208
>implying you have a choice in the matter

>> No.15279055

>>15279031
I could. I could hold her out in front of me and watch her struggle around all embarrassed like, maybe squeeze her sides a little too.

That'd teach her.

>> No.15279057

>>15279037
Werecats sound more like rogues/scouts to me, or maybe other knife-weilding class, it feels weird thinking that a Werecat would wield a sword having claws that they could use like knives.

>> No.15279061
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Remember that dragon milk is high in protein and a great alternative to cows milk

>> No.15279065

>>15279061
But Lizards can't produce milk

>> No.15279067

>>15279022
Years of internet may have affected my mind.

>> No.15279068

>>15279016
>Loli hellhound forces herself on you
>She's actually surprised when you accept completely willingly and kiss her back
>Her small size and surprise means you can easily push her down onto the bed
>Even though she's a loli, her hellhound strength buff means she's pretty much as strong as a full grown male
>You spend the rest of the night having crazy wrestlesex with a powerful, squirmy, bitey little hellhound

>> No.15279069

>>15279048
Jinn of the Jar.

>> No.15279071
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>tfw you had a dream about eating ass but you have no idea whose ass you ate
Like... I feel cheated.

>> No.15279075

>>15279048
pot devil

>> No.15279079

>>15279048
Owlgirls.

>> No.15279080

>>15279075
Who?

>> No.15279082

>>15279065
MGEs can

>> No.15279087

>>15279080
Exactly.

>> No.15279088

>>15279055
That it will.
She'd probably start pouting with her arms crossed and her tail drooping.

>> No.15279090

>>15279065
Mamono mana™ Is a solution for everything

>> No.15279103

>>15279071
At least you still ate it.

>> No.15279104

>>15279068
Sounds like a great time! I bet we'd get all sweaty too.

>>15279088
I wonder if it would make her feel better if I tickled her belly and rubbed her ears.

>> No.15279105

>>15278632
I swear I remember reading part of an interview/Q&A with Crab where he mentions KC's monster girls as one of his early inspirations and part of why he chose to do a monster girl manga.

>> No.15279107

>>15279020
Is that succubutt, by any chance, some sort of half-vampire half-succubus or related to one?

>> No.15279112

>>15279071
Now that you mention it, i remember dreaming about milking a big breasted girl, it was priceless when the milk came out.

Monster girls invading dreams when?

>> No.15279133

>>15279112
Dairy Nightmares and Succubi would love to invade their husbandos dreams.

>> No.15279139

>>15279104
Either way, she may end up with a dopey grin on her face, although she may remember she's supposed to be mad and return to pouting....although that tail will be wagging.

>> No.15279149

>>15278034
Tail too thin.

>> No.15279167

>>15278034
We need to go bigger

>> No.15279168

>>15279107
She's a shit one

>> No.15279170

>>15277655
I actually legit want to see >>15276992 as a drawing, probably with her hair tied up for relaxing in a hotspring how can it become real?

>> No.15279187

>>15279168
Alright I was just hoping for something to see

>> No.15279202

>>15279170
>how can it become real?
You'll need this stuff called disposable income which you can give to specific artisans in return for craftwork that adheres to your predetermined visual guidelines.

>> No.15279203

If it's an undead elf is it still an elf?
Asking for a friend

>> No.15279207

>>15279203
Yes.
It is still an elf.

>> No.15279210

>>15279061
I rather drink dragon milk than holst milk!

>> No.15279213

How do you say "mind break" in Japanese?

>> No.15279215

>>15279207
Fuck.

>> No.15279216

>>15279213
mindu brikku

>> No.15279221

http://i.imgur.com/dthlGuG.png

The Pharaoh wouldn't waste good alcohol like this.

>> No.15279229

>>15279216
I wouldn't even be surprised if it was.

>> No.15279235

>>15279216
>mind brick
Dangerous.

>> No.15279237

>>15279216
Doubtful...

I have no idea what title should I put for that ugiora...

>> No.15279242

>>15279104
>Sweaty, shiny, obsidian-skinned hellhound loli slipping against your skin as you hug her and press her into the bedsheets below

Boner stop.

>> No.15279245

>>15279221
How is it wasted? You can just lick it off.

>> No.15279250

>>15279213
Could always use んほぉ系 and while it's not the same it's close enough.

>> No.15279252

>>15279237
Never mind, I figured out the title already.

>> No.15279260

>>15279242
I bet Hellhounds would sweat a lot considering how hot they are.

>> No.15279288

>>15278659
>>15278719
Ah yes, the greatest of all the species. Queen of the Monsters.
Also just one more exam this week and then I can get back to writing some mommy snake.

>> No.15279296

>>15279221
Her waist looks a tad too thin.

>> No.15279301

>>15279288
>mommy snake
Seafoam?

>> No.15279308

>>15279301
No, Alp. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.

>> No.15279334

>>15279203
No. It's an undead elf

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>>15279203
It's an Elf, that's also Undead.

Which also means they can attain Wighthood.

>> No.15279364
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What instrument would your waifu play?

>> No.15279370

>>15279364
Theremin.

>> No.15279371

>>15279364
Flesh flute.

>> No.15279372

>>15279364
cowbell

>> No.15279373

>>15279364
The strumpet.

>> No.15279379

>>15279364
The harmonica. She always plays the "Once Upon A Time In The West" song.

>> No.15279384

>>15279370
Which undead?

>> No.15279391
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Fat big cat ass?

>> No.15279392

>>15279364
The mellotron

>> No.15279394
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"My name is not important, what is important is what im going to do..."

>> No.15279396

>>15279364
>Mindflayer

Violin is the first thing I can think of

Her melodies would be pretty unsettling no matter what she used

>> No.15279402

>>15279384
Dark Slime actually. I think being able to form your appendages into any shape you want would be quite beneficial to playing the theremin.

>> No.15279405

>>15279394
Give me a hug? I would love a hug

>> No.15279412

>>15279391
The biggest and the fattest.
I want a muscled jinko and a fat jinko to snuggle up with me after a long day.

>> No.15279416

>>15279392
Mah nigguh.

>>15279402
Creative. I like it.

>> No.15279418

>>15279364
Violin or piano

>> No.15279419

>>15279394
>tfw no Cursed Sabre girl

>> No.15279428

>>15279394
>>15279405
>Cursed Sword waifu starts to say some seriously edgy sentences
>She becomes more and more unstable by the second
>Anon asks her for a hug
>She complies and calms down in his arms
>Her sword goes back to gauntlet mode and she tells Anon how much she loves him

>> No.15279431

>>15279364
Drums because a dragon cant play much else with steaknife claws

>> No.15279448

>>15279428
>You'll never embarrass your Cursed Sword waifu when she starts getting really edgy

>> No.15279450

>>15279431
Trombone?

>> No.15279483

Alright, published the censored version of cumflated loli anubis on pixiv.

Uncensored version: http://imgur.com/a/f6XK2

Unfortunately I don't have any other place to upload uncensored works, so imgur will do.

I'm moving on to monster girl versions of the new pokemon starters.

>> No.15279496

>>15279394
Well congratulations, you managed to get yourself locked in my armory. What's the next part of your master plan?

>> No.15279499

>>15279405
Gimme a hug man

>> No.15279501

>>15279448
How would you embarrass your Cursed Sword waifu

I would randomly walk up to her and kiss her on the cheek when she is in the middle of threatening her victim-to-be

>> No.15279505

>>15279483
>so many variations
Was wondering why 1 picture was taking so long. Good shit, looking forward to your other stuff.

>> No.15279509

>>15279483
Nice work, and good luck mang.

>> No.15279513

>>15279499
No more hugs, Notten.

>> No.15279516

>>15279483
Holy crap that's a lot of variations, you madman.

>> No.15279524

>>15279450
>dragon girl trying to play a trombone and failing miserably

>> No.15279535

>>15279501
Telling her I baked her favorite, apple pie, in front of her friends

>> No.15279542

>>15279483
>>>/d/

>> No.15279543

>>15279431
Most of the stuff from the percussion family. Maybe some from the woodwind family if she is extra careful.

>> No.15279545

>>15279501
Start stroking her head while she's trying to look intimidating to her foe.

>> No.15279550

>>15279483
Disgusting fetish

>> No.15279551

>>15279513
You owe me.

>> No.15279552

>>15279542
Did you misquote?

>> No.15279558

>>15279483
It's hard to believe how much effort you spent on this, bravo

Good luck with the new starters as monster girls, I can't wait to see your take on an owl harpy

>> No.15279564

>>15279551
o ok

>> No.15279572

>>15279364
She doesn't play instruments, she is a "great" singer.

>> No.15279584

>>15279364
Not really sure, never thought much about my waifu's musical inclinations.

An anubis might look good playing a lyre, though.

>> No.15279586

>>15279542
This is why we can't have nice things anon, it's your fault.

>> No.15279600

Does Snibako have an archive of his work?

>> No.15279602
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>>15278659
I want to cuddle up against a comfortable sleeping Mistress dragon after making her comfortable! I want to dream of the day she'll sweep me off my feet and proclaim that I'm her greatest treasure! I want to be promoted from servant to husband-servant! I want to cuddle her closely and never be let go!

>> No.15279616

I'm gonna raise a minotaur on holst milk, raise a second minotaur on that minotaur's milk, raise an oni on the second minotaur's milk, then raise a dragon on that oni's milk! It's gonna be the biggest strongest dragon ever!

>> No.15279645

>>15279600
>a
He has his tumblr account snibako.tumblr.com

>> No.15279681
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15279681

I like snakes

>> No.15279715

>>15279681
They're comfy and easy to wear

>> No.15279720

I want a monster girl that helps me feel better while sick, possibly with magic or something.

>> No.15279732

>>15279720
>Not hugs

>> No.15279741

>>15279720
There are 3 monster girl schools of medicine

Magic healing: A simple spell or sometimes a touch and you are cured

Sexual healing: rape the illness out of you

Caring healing: Care for you with love, food, herbal medicines, etc... Until you are well

>> No.15279742

>>15279732
Yetis please go.

>> No.15279755

>>15279681
is she rubbing his head with that tail

>> No.15279762

>>15279742
Yetis can't use keyboards, their paws are too big

>> No.15279771

>>15279762
That sounds like Yeti lies!

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15279774

Who wants a soft scylla to claim you with non-toothy suction cup marks?

Source: [Nekoro Tanuki] Scylla Hospital! [thetsuuyaku]

>> No.15279777

>>15279762
two claws is all they need

>> No.15279798

Remember how we were trying to meme magic Monster Girls into existence?

Well we fucked up, it went horribly wrong. Abort. Cease all meme magic attempts with Monster Girs.

https://archive.is/BdQ4x

>> No.15279812

I want to take a small group of bumble bee lolis into the park and then start screaming 'Not the bees!" when they swarm over me as we play.

>> No.15279813

>>15279798
Wow...

>> No.15279817

>>15279798
Same shit as furries mostly, next question.

>> No.15279832

>>15279777
Do they have claws under all that fur? Or is it more fluff?

>> No.15279834

>>15279812
Sounds fun, I want to have some snake lolis wrapped around me, pretend we're flying and scream "Sneks on a plane!"

>> No.15279841

>>15279771
on the internet, no one knows you're a yeti

>> No.15279845

>>15279834
>"Sick of these boy loving snakes, on this over-engineered plane!"
>Lolis gasp and look at you with slightly hurt expressions
>"Sorry girls, it's just a line from the movie. I'm actually having fun."
>Sneks all let out little sighs of relief, except for the horned one who states "But that's not how the line goes...."

>> No.15279855

>>15279841
So I should be careful whenever someone offers to meet up with me?

>> No.15279857

>>15279855
It would be terrible if you arranged to meet someone and they turned out to be a Grizzly.

>> No.15279860

>>15279855
Of course not.

>> No.15279867

>>15279857
Yes I'll be careful from now on.
>>15279860
You're not fooling me Yeti.

>> No.15279875

>>15279857
>Blind date between two people who 'like to cuddle'
>Pizza is ordered and the door opens to reveal a Yeti in lingerie sitting grumpily across from a grizzly in a robe that has nothing in it.
>Turns out that neither check the others gender.
>Rape pizza boy instead.

>> No.15279876

>>15279845
Hush horned snake loli I get distracted easily and your horns will probably be mesmerizing.

Now for the next game I need a mask and the biggest snake of the group.

>> No.15279885

>>15279875
Did They at least cuddle the pizza boy first?

>> No.15279900

>>15279876
That would be the medusa who is about six months other than the rest.

>>15279885
There will be pre and post coital cuddles.

>> No.15279923

>>15279900
>There will be pre and post coital cuddles.
Would you want to be a pizza a boy in MGC?
Think of all the single MGs that would hit on you or try and “find an alternative way of paying”.
Fuck, I just remembered pizza anon's story. Damn that was depressing.

>> No.15279937

>>15279923
No.
Because for every lonely dragon or ultra busty weresheep twins you'd end up with a group of devil bugs or, heaven help you, a fat ass Sith and her friends that want to give (or in this case 'Get') you a tip.

>> No.15279950

>>15279900
>medusa
I can't do my next game if I'm stoned. We could always go scare the mice lolis I guess.

>> No.15279953

>>15279364

Biwa

>> No.15279956

>>15279937
>you'd end up with a group of devil bugs
I think devil bugs are cute.

>> No.15279962

>>15279950
She can shut her eyes!
Or she you can grab the next largest lamia, who's had one sweet too many.

>> No.15279965

>>15279956
Cute Carapaced Cunts

>> No.15279966

>>15279956
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.15279970

>>15279937
you need to be careful when delivering. If you sense danger, just put on a fake marriage ring and some monster girl fragreance.

>> No.15279976

>>15279956
I think all monstergirls are cute

In their own way

Yes even the furry ones

>> No.15279981

>>15279496
4u

>> No.15279983

>>15279976
I fully agree with this sentiment.

All girls deserve a place in someone's heart, even the furry ones.

>> No.15279988

>>15279962
Lolidusa will get to be the protagonist on the next game, she needs shades to look the part so it would work, we will need to find a suit for her though.

I'm starting to doubt my previous game, if I called that other snake a big girl she could cry.

>> No.15279989

>>15279976
>>15279983
Enjoy your Cait and Cu siths.

>> No.15280001

>>15279976
>>15279983
Yiff in hell

>> No.15280006

>>15279976
>>15279983
I fully agree with this. Cait-Sith a cute.

>> No.15280021

On the topic of devil bugs.
Do any of you know any good devil bugs stories?

>> No.15280027

>>15280021
Devil Bugs don't have any stories

>> No.15280030 [SPOILER] 
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>>15279976
>>15279983
What about fuzzy ones?

>> No.15280032

>>15280027
Why does no one love devil bugs?

>> No.15280033

>>15280030
Moff is love, moff is life.

>> No.15280037

>>15280030
All means all

>> No.15280055

>>15280030
There's one thing that really disturbs me about her, her really really thin arms

>> No.15280061

>>15279483
Nice. Really nice.

>> No.15280117

>>15280055
Most bugs have very thin limbs, anon. If they're chitin with fuzz on the outside, they could very well be hollow. Your arms are thick because they're filled with bones, muscles, and blood, but a bug like her could very easily have what little muscle/ichor is necessary to move around in her arms and have room to spare. of course, i don't know much about bugs, so i could be completely wrong

>> No.15280133

>>15280021
Hopefully this is "good" to you, because beggars can't be choosers. http://mjm202036.pbworks.com/w/page/8689439/Devil%20Bug

>> No.15280141

>>15280117
But it's not about me I'm just scared they could crack at any moment

>> No.15280153
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I'm gonna pat this cat!

>> No.15280156

>>15280141
Chitin with the strength necessary to support a body at that scale would be nigh-unbreakable, unless you've got her under a jackhammer. You can squish bugs because of the massive scale difference between you and them, but if they were the size of dogs or humans they'd be basically unkillable.

>> No.15280170

>>15279988
But Anon, she IS a big girl!
And big girls don't cry.
expect a pout and crossed arms as she tells you this.

>> No.15280175

Shota are being taken advantaged of. Tell monster girls to leave shots alone and they have to wait till they grow up

>> No.15280180

>>15280032
My issue is A, the cleanliness issue and B, the relative lack of sentience.

>> No.15280203

Monstergirl waifu writefaggotry I did a a bit ago, edited for folks:

https://gist.github.com/anonymous/c619aa9a625b0f066f554a5ba69b652c

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>>15280180
Does anyone know what the deal is with all the Stellaris Monster Girl mods? I've seen at least seven seperate ones, some with up to 900+ subscribers.

Is it just Steam's weeaboo user base has grown much larger than in the past, or is it Stellaris being particularly popular on one of the monsterigrl boards/threads?

>> No.15280221

>>15280156
We're talking about an exoskeleton. All of KC's bug-girls are cosplay tier enough that you can safely presume they possess a human skeleton. In that case, the need for a load-bearing exoskeleton would be completely moot. You wouldn't have any reason or need to say that their chitin would be strong because of support reasons.

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>>15280175
No

>> No.15280226

>>15280212
I'm the wrong person to ask but it's pretty much the fact that you can create your own races AND run an empire with that.

Heck, there's a 40k mod out there.

It also helps that it is made by the same folks that created Crusader Kings 2 which has a sizeable fanbase.

>> No.15280228

Who is the Sakamoto of Monster Girls

>> No.15280236

>>15280228
Dwarf?

>> No.15280243

>>15280228
You mean cool Sakamoto?

Needs to be a monstergirl who isn't OP, or who you wouldn't expect is naturally perfect at anything, but still needs to look like they can pull off all those suave saves for the comedy to hit home.

>> No.15280246

>>15280228
According to KC, the Baphomet. Best sex, strongest power, etc. Mary Sue of MGs.

>> No.15280250

>>15280030
Moth a shit.

>> No.15280252
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Hey Anon, will you help me send pamphlets to Onee-san homes letting them know incest is wrong?

>> No.15280258

>>15280252
Sure thing

>> No.15280260

>>15280228
A condescending Cat Girl who takes care of two shotas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRAGonGGevw

>> No.15280266

>>15280030
Mindbreak doesn't seem so bad.

>> No.15280269

>>15280252
No thanks, I don't really feel like it.

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>>15280212
Probably both.

Though we all know an MG-driven space empire would be like the Zerg or Tyranids, but with sex instead of killing.

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>>15280250

>> No.15280282

>>15280270
God, I hate Elves
Why is Mirage so best girl

>> No.15280283

>>15280270
Please no, I don't want an Ork loli asking me to make her the biggest and the strongest.
Ok, that's a lie. I totally would.

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>>15280252
I want to infiltrate the sabbath and betray them for the glory of my nee-chan!

>> No.15280294

>>15280290
Hate to be that guy but can I get a source on that?

>> No.15280295

>>15280252
But if incest is bad, how am I supposed to show my little sister that I love her?

>> No.15280298

>>15280295
No Anon, the plan is to make Older Sisters think incest is bad. Not the younger ones.

>> No.15280299

>>15280276
Go away, nerd. The moth is trash.

>> No.15280302

>>15280294
Onee-chan something

>> No.15280305

>>15280294
Onee-chan ga Kita
I don't think it has any porn surprisingly enough.

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>>15280294
Onee-chan Ga Kita, its a bunch of 3 min shorts. Great stuff though.

>> No.15280314

>>15280226
>It also helps that it is made by the same folks that created Crusader Kings 2 which has a sizeable fanbase.

Never really understood why, in a game where strategic marriages are so important and massive, continent-and-cultural shattering hordes are a thing, we never got a single Monster Girl mod. Hell, there's even a mechanic to kidnap female characters after a siege and make a concubine harem with them.

The building blocks are all literally RIGHT THERE and none of us have ever given it a go.

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>>15280305
Then you weren't looking hard enough famerino.
Translates to 'My Sister Came' I think. Good for the heart and soul.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15280322

>>15280307
>>15280315
This sister needs to calm down.

>> No.15280328

>>15280317
Ah, I missed you

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>>15280317
New Holst for you slowpoke, fresh off the farm.

>> No.15280351

>>15280348
Get this sexist holst out of my sight

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>>15280322
No she doesn't

>> No.15280357

>>15280352
>Anubis-senpai scolds you for breaking the rules.

>> No.15280361

>>15280352
Yes, she does. All older sisters need to calm down.

>> No.15280372

>>15280361
They're fueled by the eternal power of brocon love. They just can't.

>> No.15280378

>>15280372
Then they need to be punished.

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>>15280322
>>15280361
Never!

>> No.15280385

>>15280378
No anon, you need to be punished.

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>>15280305
I wish it got a full series, I'm a sucker for perverted stalker girls who don't understand personal boundaries. Nyarlko was wonderful for this very fact, because not only she unashamedly trying to have sex with the MC in front of his own mother for most of the show, but she was also a lovecraftian being whose job was to smack the shit out of other lovecraftian abominations who got out of line.
Whatever happened to the LN of it? Did it finish?

>> No.15280390

>>15280381
If she doesn't calm down, her little brother might not want to be near her anymore.

>>15280385
No, a bad monster girl sister that refuses to give her little brother some privacy is a bad sister.

>> No.15280393

>>15280389
I'm pretty sure it had a mango with a 4-koma sort of format and the animu covered all the available material. Haven't kept up with it in a while.

>> No.15280398

>>15280389
>Whatever happened to the LN of it? Did it finish?
They get married. She ends "raping" him on their wedding night while you can hear him scream for help. Next morning he admits he liked it though.

>> No.15280404

>>15280398
Then all's right with the world. I still wish there was a third season, but at least the LN had a nice ending where they finally get together properly.

>> No.15280410

>>15280290
>>15280307
>>15280315
>>15280352
>>15280381
>tfw no perverted stalker Lich Onee-chan to keep you safe

>> No.15280417
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Choose the cow
DO IT NOW

>> No.15280421

>>15280417
Middle.

>> No.15280422

>>15280417
MILLIE!

>> No.15280430

>>15280410
But what if I want to keep her safe?

>> No.15280432

>>15280417
All of them.

>> No.15280434

>>15280430
Then you take her to the amusement park to ride the ferris wheel.

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>OniTengus newest batch of images
Cute shit.

>> No.15280441

>>15280417
But I don't like cows

>> No.15280446

>>15280439
WOLVES IN HEAT. VOL. IV!

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>>15280434
That sounds nice, but I hope she doesn't get too upset over people thinking she's my little sister because of how short she is compared to me.

>> No.15280457

>>15280417
Now? Can't I do it later, this is so much effort.

>> No.15280464

>>15280450
We need more Monster Girls at Festivals/Carnivals/Amusement Parks art, and we need it badly.

They're just so great!

>> No.15280467

>>15280417
Second from left

>> No.15280478

>>15280417
Milk Party

>> No.15280481

>>15280417
Wait, where is the background grass? Did they eat it?

>> No.15280483

>>15280450
What if she was scared once she got to the top of the wheel because she turned out to be afraid of heights?

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>>15280450
This artist can draw some fine Liches.

>> No.15280487

>>15280483
I'd hug her close and tell her everything will be fine. What else would I do?

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>>15280450
>>15280486
Bully the lich

>> No.15280492

>>15280490
I really liked this Lich

>> No.15280498

>>15280490
No, be nice to the Lich.

>> No.15280499

>>15280487
Bully her for being spooked

>> No.15280502

>>15280487
Consensual bullying

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>>15280490
fondling the massive mammaries!

>> No.15280513

>>15280505
You're gonna carry that weight

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Speaking of the contrast between spooky monstergirls and festive things.

>> No.15280521

>>15280499
>>15280502
Go away bullies!

>> No.15280525

>>15280513
bling

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>>15280299
How does it feel to have taste this shit?

>> No.15280539

>>15280535
I wouldn't know since I don't like the Moth.

>> No.15280542

>>15280348
Now that's some good lookin meat

>> No.15280575

>>15280490
I also really liked this Lich. I'm glad Konosuba is getting a season 2, I just hope it'll be longer than the first and somehow manage to keep the fun and refreshing atmosphere. With no romantic subplot tying it down the first series was free to solely do silly fantasy setting shit and worldbuilding.

>> No.15280582

>>15280486
Have they drawn any other pictures of her?

>> No.15280589

>>15278512
Holy shit KC's Mia is lewd. I wish he'd draw MON, because those girls would look amazing with smug rapist faces. Yes, even Manako.

>> No.15280590

>>15280582
He intends to draw a Hathor Lich follower.

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>>15280589
Can't believe some people didn't see it yet. Here's the other page anyway

>> No.15280634

>>15280620
>monmusu kart will never be real

>> No.15280643

>>15280620
>That Rach
Damn.

>> No.15280646

>>15280620
>tfw my friends do the exact SAME FUCKING SHIT AND MOVE ME AROUND
That really triggers me

>> No.15280672

>>15280620
I wish KC would do more Shark Teeth girls. That rach man

>> No.15280673

>>15280646
Your friends should stop acting like monster sluts then.

>> No.15280678

>Be Manticore living in MGC
>Spot a single man
>Approach him
>He gets scared and tries to escape
>Rape him anyway
>He's still crying
>Pump him full of venom until he calms down
>A good 8 hours later we're done
>He seems broken but at least he learned how to enjoy sex
>The next day
>Spot another man
>This one actually approaches me
>He isn't scared and disgusted like the other guy
>Rape him anyway
>Everything goes smoothly
>Marry him


Remember folks, only the unwilling get mindbroken by monster pussy

>> No.15280683

>>15280678
What happened to the mindbroken guy?

>> No.15280690

>>15280678
>You will never curbstomp every Niggercore in existence.

>> No.15280693

>>15280683
He died a terrible death. Love your monsters.

>> No.15280697

>>15280683
Healing, then more mindbreaking, then healing again.

>> No.15280699

>>15280690
Seff Rolli no , kill ramen

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>>15280643
>>15280672

>> No.15280707

>>15280702
I may hate spiders, but god damn that Rach does things to my dick.

>> No.15280711

>>15280702
I will never not be triggered by legipalps and I fucking loathe that it's become the new standard just because EMG did it

>> No.15280714

>>15280711
What's wrong with legipalps?

>> No.15280715

>>15280711
>still has all the usual spider girl parts
>but also has human hips and thighs
What the fuck is there to dislike about this

>> No.15280726

>>15280711
Are you gay? I don't mean normal gay, I mean the kind where you enjoy balls touching gay.
Cause that's a pretty gay opinion

>> No.15280730

>>15280714
>>15280715
Her human half doesn't even look like it's connected to the spider half.
Hell, in Crabman's art half the time it fucking isn't. There isnt even an actual point where her human half is attached to the spider one, it just kind of floats in front of it somehow.
KC manages to make it make a bit more sense, but giving her a full human silhouette still just makes the entire spider part look like it shouldn't be there, and like it's just kind of in the background and not even part of the girl. Which I'm sure is actually the intention, to take as much attention off of the spider part as possible, but still.

>> No.15280734

>>15280730
>Her human half doesn't even look like it's connected to the spider half.
>take as much attention off of the spider part as possible
These are both good things.

>> No.15280738

>>15280711
I think the whole basic arachne design in general is retarded. I know it's based of the ancient greek design, but as far as a good monstergirl design goes, by itself it's just retarded.

>>15280734
Why are you here?

>> No.15280741

>>15280730
>to take as much attention off of the spider part as possible, but still.
Now we can like spider monster girls without being freaked out
t. arachnaphobe that likes rachnee

>> No.15280744

>>15280714
>>15280715
>>15280726
Not the same guy, but it simply looks wrong to me. Maybe it its because I enjoy my girls a bit more monstrous than the norm, but I think it looks like an amputee sitting on a spider.

>> No.15280746

>>15280734
Might as well fuck a human girl at that point.

>> No.15280749

>>15280738
How would you change it?
I have a hard time picturing anything different.

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>>15280730
It's mostly a problem of execution.
KC had to follow Okayado's retarded design. He fares better with his own designs.

>> No.15280775

>>15280749
Something humanoid with some spider features, rather than a human girl stuck on top of a spider.
So a humanoid body shape, but with pointy chitinous legs, multiple eyes, chitin armor, legs coming out of her back, that sorta thing.

>> No.15280781

>>15280711
The best arachnee design is where the spider parts are merged with the human body, sadly there isn't much of this aside for a few doujin and Elise from league of legends

As for legilaps I agree that they take away but not enough to make the girl seem unappealing, it just removes the "harmony" between the spider and human parts

>> No.15280790

>>15280749
Remove the whole "girl half on where the insect head should be" aspect. Incoporate a body design where the spidergirl can still conceivably stand up, with a vaguely human profile, but have extra arms/appendages at regular intervals going up her torso, perhaps giving the torso itself a "segmented" appearance to differentiate the fovea/sternum from the abdomen itself.
There are so many variations, mergings, alterations you can make with this sort of thing. So many possibilities for a body which you just don't see with arachne-type spidergirls.

It sure as hell can be done, because I've seen even doujin artists do it and make it still look sexy.

>> No.15280791

>>15280781
Elise is just a human in a spider costume.

>> No.15280793

What monster girl related merchandise have you bought?

>> No.15280801

>>15280790
This. Every single monster girl should still have a humanoid profile, and ALWAYS have a 100% human pussy.
You literally cannot disagree with this.

>> No.15280802

>>15278801
The birb is adorable. I also liked the druella date thing he did.

>> No.15280809

>>15280793
EMG manga and a catgirl figure if that counts.

I've also been tempted to get a Cerea mouse pad.

>> No.15280812

>>15280801
I never said that. In fact, going pure human pussy all the time is boring as shit. I'm bored of girl-on-thing-head designs, but not highly monstrous monstergirls. I can make arguments either way about profiles. After all, I adore the tentacle, and she's not got a human profile for most of her body, save the upper torso.

>> No.15280815

>>15280791
Agreed, such a wasted design, they made her a cosplay tier so that she'd still appeal to the majority

>>15280793
Nothing yet, but I'll buy the english release of MGE

>> No.15280816

>>15280793
Do squid grills from Splatoon count

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>>15280793
And the pit of course

>> No.15280823

>>15280801
Except I totally can and will.
Vanilla a shit.

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>Nothing from Kitsoviet in over a month
>Left one of like half a dozen mothgirl stories we have unfinished

I fucking hate you so much. Come back.

>> No.15280830

>>15280793
EMG manga

>> No.15280837

>>15280815
>they made her a cosplay tier so that she'd still appeal to the majority
They made her a cosplay tier because their engine and animators can't deviate very far from humanoids. Cassiopeia was already a fucking nightmare for them to get to work, an actual arachne Elise would have probably broken the game.

>> No.15280840

>>15280793
Nothing, I'm not some fucking nerd.

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>>15280801
>Every single monster girl should still have a humanoid profile

>> No.15280847

>>15280842
Deal with it. They're supposed to be girls with monstrous features. Not girls fused with monsters.

>> No.15280854

>>15280847
Good thing no monstergirl's creator cares about your opinion then

>> No.15280858

>>15280847
Says you. Not me, and evidently at least a few others.

>> No.15280861

>>15280801
>Every single monster girl should still have a humanoid profile, and ALWAYS have a 100% human pussy.
Why are you even here?

>> No.15280864

>>15280793
I just recently got a Zombina daki, I got the I heart MGs EMG thing a couple of days ago, and I'm patiently awaiting the release of the MGE. Seven Seas a shit, but I just like having physical books.

>> No.15280875

>>15280864
>Getting a daki of a rotting corpse that smells like formaldehyde.

>> No.15280881

>>15280875
Hot

>> No.15280882

>>15280875
Hey now. You don't know she smells like that.

>> No.15280885

>>15280417
Onee-san Cow

>> No.15280907

>>15280882
Her whole body is full of it anon, she smells awful. Not to mention she constantly falls apart. It's a shame since she has a 10/10 body and personality but almost everything else about her is awful.

>> No.15280912

If you had to introduce your waifu to human music by sitting down and listening to at least 2 albums by a single band, what band would you pick?

>> No.15280923

>>15280912
AC/DC

>> No.15280924

>>15280912
Human music is a pretty broad category, maybe David Bowie, Prince, or The Beatles. Has to be someone with a big body of work that hit on more than one style of music.

>> No.15280929

>>15280907
But that's part of the hotness. You know how hot it would be to plow someone so hard they start to fall apart?

>> No.15280932

>>15280912
I'm not the biggest fan ever of any girl in the Slime species, but if I were, I'd play Slime Girls for my Slime girl.
https://soundcloud.com/slime-girls/no-summer-no-cry-02-summer-is-gone-again

>> No.15280933

>>15280912
Bop Alloy

>> No.15280934

>>15280912
Nirvana.

>> No.15280937

>>15280912
/mu/ please, I barely know any albums aside from a heavy metal band.

>> No.15280944

>>15280912
Boards of Canada.

>> No.15280947

>>15280912
Oh how I have imagined me and Papi sitting down together in a room, playing different CDs and making out the entire time. Ahhh...

>> No.15280949

>>15280912
I LOVE YOU JESUS CUH-RIST

>> No.15280955

>>15280944
Actually scratch that. I'm not being honest with myself. I'd go with Aphex Twin.

>> No.15280957

>>15280929
Zombina falling apart is fine, but her being unable move if she doesn't stretch before bed gives some good ideas.

>> No.15280958

>>15280955
>be anon
>have an adorable Kiki wife
"So, Anon! What video did you want to show me?"
>ask her if she's ever heard of Rubber Johnny

>> No.15280960

>>15280912
Yes in all honesty.

>> No.15280962

>>15280944
Does it include watching Trudeau elbowing a female politician?

>> No.15280963

>>15280929
Let no one keep you from waifus, that's the spirit.

>> No.15280972

Would you a titcow Jiang-shi? http://imgur.com/a/dhhOD

>> No.15280980

>>15280972
So hard that she'd never have to worry about getting loose again.

>> No.15280986

>>15280912
The Ocean Collective. Pelagial and Anthropocentric would be good listening

>> No.15281002

>>15280986
>anthropocentric
>not precambrian
step up

Actually anthropocentric/heliocentric aren't bad but the lyrics are obnoxiously *tips fedora*
>caring about lyrics
I know, I know

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>>15281002
Oh please, we as a society need to abandon the need for such primitive and childish dreams such as *smirk* gods. Behold many atheistic countries that have abandoned such foolish endeavors, and note how peaceful and superior they are to; Sweden, Japan, Switzerland, the United Kingdom, Germany, South Korea, all true Edens.

Lizard girls are truly the superior monster girls for understanding this simple fact proven by science. I myself am not a Lizardgirl, but it seems clear to me that anyone with a brain would acknowledge how amazing Lizardgirls are, how they're intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

Why aren't you dating a Lizard Girl anon?

>> No.15281041

>>15281038
Which monster girl is the most euphoric?

>> No.15281042

>>15281038
Mantises are cuter.

>> No.15281043

>>15281041
Dark angels.

>> No.15281044

>>15281041
Kesaran pasarans make everyone around them feel pretty happy and euphoric when they breathe in spores, so them, I guess.

>> No.15281049

>>15281002
>The Ocean
My nigga, I have never met a single person who knew of them. Also yeah the lyrics for Helio and Anthro are very lizardgirl tier, but I think the composition and delivery is great. Plus Origin of Species and Origin of God is hands down the best two songs they have ever done.

>> No.15281054

>>15281038
I still worship Hathor.

>> No.15281056

>>15281038
>Why aren't you dating a lizard girl
After that post do I have to answer? Is this bait?

>> No.15281062

>>15281038
I bet you have a t-shirt that says "P'Orcfugees welcome"

>> No.15281063

>>15281056
>Is this bait?

We call them "jokes", Anon.

>> No.15281068

>>15281063
I dunno anon, this not lizard girl seems very serious.

>> No.15281072

>>15281062
What's wrong with sexy, brown Orc women?

>> No.15281077

>>15281062
I'd take in P'Orcfugees.

>> No.15281078

The reptilians are among us, but I'll never let them eat my liver!

>> No.15281080

>>15281038
I will only date a lizard if she is strong, smart and has wings.

>> No.15281086

>>15281080
But Dragons aren't smart or strong. They're dumb bullies that pick on weak people.

>> No.15281092

>>15281080
Dragons are dumb jerks who believe in myths and magic. Also wings are dumb and bulky, flying is overrated, magic is a joke, and their strength is too strong, broken.

>> No.15281093

Inspired by earlier comments in the thread, how do anons feel about the tales of a pizza guy in MGC being written?

>> No.15281096

>>15281072
They take all the local men for them!

>> No.15281101

>>15281093
>pizza guy in MGC

sounds fun

>> No.15281103

>>15281096
So? Are you telling me you're jealous of those Orcs and their Big Brown Butts?

>> No.15281104

>>15281093
Go for it.

>> No.15281105

>>15281093
Nice if humorous and well executed.

>> No.15281106

>>15281093
Depends on if it's shitty and uncreative or not.
If you want to write it, write it. If it's good, I'll read it.

>> No.15281109

>>15281086
>>15281092
Dragons are not dumb! They are proud and strong beings who possess great knowledge.
The bully thing is the myth here, I never seen a Dragon bully other inferior things.

>> No.15281116

>>15281093
There have been many greentexts about that before, not sure if any anon has them saved.

>> No.15281120

Outside of Dark Elves, which girls are best sadists?

>> No.15281123

>>15281093
So just a series of greentexts filled with more reverse rape? Oh wow, just what this place needs.

>> No.15281126

>>15281109
>The bully thing is the myth here, I never seen a Dragon bully other inferior things.
What a pathetic dragon then.

>> No.15281128

>>15281120
Manticores and Arachnes.

>> No.15281130

>>15281120
Manticores.
Cursed Swords.

>> No.15281131

>>15280793
I'd honestly consider getting a Zombina figure or something if they made a good one, but otherwise nothing at all.
I'm generally happy with just a large monstergirl folder to fap to.

>> No.15281133

>>15281109
Dragon's are the dumbest, they have to steal all their wealth instead of properly inventing money like a smart woman would.

Dragons steal from little boys and laugh when they cry.

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>>15279798
>Kye, a 28-year-old Oxford graduate who enjoys dressing up as a dog
>A fucking Oxford graduate

>> No.15281140

>>15281133
In comparison to women, who steal from grown men and laugh when they cry

>> No.15281152

>>15281138
That's legacies for you.

>> No.15281153

>>15281123
This is why you get no content anon.

>> No.15281154

>>15281138
I can't believe I never picked up on that.

>> No.15281155
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15281155

How do you summon devils? I need to know this for… research.

>> No.15281156

>>15281140
That just means Dragons are worse!

>> No.15281157

>>15281049
Yeah you can blame my excessive /mu/ lurking for that. Shit board but I keep coming back like a battered housewife. And yeah Anthropo/Helio ave some p sick compositions.

>> No.15281159

>>15280825
Like all the "dead" writefags, he's still lurking.
Posting updates to something too regularly only results in lower quality work and burning yourself out. Its why the guys who post new stuff all the time only last a few months at best before joining the Posting-Updates-Whenever-I-Feel-Like-It-If-Ever master race.

>> No.15281160

>>15281155
You ask nicely.

>> No.15281162

>>15281157
No matter how edgy it sounds I stand by the fact that listening to Pelagial saved my life. Was a much better alternative to an heroing.

>> No.15281164

>>15281155
Draw a pentagram with cum.

>> No.15281165

>>15280864
I'm jelly. Where'd you get it?
Sexual tomboy commando is the best corpse.

>> No.15281167

>>15281155
Ask /x/

>> No.15281169

>>15281126
Do you want to be bullied?

>>15281133
They don't steal, they battle and take the rewards. Not only that, but if you don't want to battle, you can always give her something nice to make her happy.

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>>15281155
Declare yourself as the best fiddle player and just wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4

>> No.15281173

>>15281093
As another anon has pointed out, this was a standard greentext topic a few years back. I'm guessing it'll be fresh to the new guys here, but it's hardly an original idea.

>> No.15281177

>>15281155
I happen to have just the file for you.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz-KmaKZn5rlb0pjR2k4T2o2YWc/view

>> No.15281183

>>15281165
Mamazon

>> No.15281184

>>15281170
For a more foolproof method, say that you're better at playing the (skin)flute than she is.

>> No.15281188

>>15281173
I do remember this, I just feel as though a longer version may be interesting

>> No.15281189

>>15281123
I'd rather have that than endless repetitive posting about bullying and headpats.
Besides, we rarely have greentexts anymore that feature reverse rape. I think you're just trying to be an ass more than anything.

>> No.15281190

>>15281169
>Do you want to be bullied?
Yes, of course! I'm a human boy and she's a dragon, she's supposed to bully me! Gosh, is the dragon an idiot or something not to know that?

>> No.15281193

>>15281155
Say you'll make believe it's the first time, and love will find a way and that's always true

>> No.15281194

>>15281184
As long as you don't have to go first.

>> No.15281195

>>15281159
What would you quantify as "all the time?"

>> No.15281196

How does one get cute boys anyway?

>> No.15281200

I've spent the last week absolutely absorbed in Earth Defense Force 4.1, and can't help but wonder, how would it change with Monster Girls instead of giant insects and aliens?

>> No.15281201

>>15281196
/hbgt/ begone

>> No.15281205

>>15281196
Be strong, beautiful, funny, sociable, and rich.

>> No.15281206

>>15281196
Have huge titties.

>> No.15281207

>>15281177
Not him but I could use something weird to read.

>> No.15281209

>>15281207
That shit is trippy. And, I shit you not, some weird shit happened when I tried it.

>> No.15281211

>>15281196
Raping them and taking responsibility or seducing them, depending if the monstergirl is more aggressive or ara ara.

>> No.15281213

>>15281190
You're pretty arrogant aren't you? Think you can call a Dragon idiot and go away with just small bullying.
I hope you are ready to take on some sadist Dragon.

>> No.15281219

>>15281195
Posting a new update or story once or twice a week, if not more. Most writefags start out this way and it isn't really sustainable in the slightest.
I'd argue that the quality of the writefags who end up posting infrequently is higher, possibly because they don't feel rushed and take their time, coupled with the knowledge they gained from all the mistakes they made at the beginning, of course.
It's just my opinion in the end, I'm sure you could just as easily argue that the opposite is true.

>> No.15281222

>>15281209
Gonna have to elaborate, Anon. Don't leave us hanging.

>> No.15281224

>>15281209
Trippy is good for me right now, and don't worry I'm probably too lazy to try anything, runs in my blood you see.

>> No.15281226

>>15281219
Makes sense.

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Time to go to bed, dude

>> No.15281231

>>15281196
Be a cute Kuudere with a big ass.

>> No.15281234

>>15281209
Do tell.

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>>15281230
>dude

>> No.15281238

>>15281230
HOLY SHIT A TALKING FOX

>> No.15281239

>>15281231
Or a himedere with a big ass.

>> No.15281252

>>15281230
I wish I could stop existing and erase everyone's memories about me so I could watch the world spin from the great beyond without having to worry about ultimately irrelevant everyday life problems.

But I guess I'll just sleep for a while. Thanks, talking fox.

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While the show is no where near as good as I thought it would be, I cannot stop fapping to Kyou.
She'd make an amazing succubus, she's already a master of teasing and being smug, and seems to prefer wearing the least clothing possible.

>> No.15281265

>>15281222
Alright, just because you got trips I'll tell the story. Like I said, you guys can believe me or not. I understand. But here's what happened.

>Be a writefag
>Brainstorming one day.
>"Oh! I'll write about a guy using a oujia board to try to summon a succubus! Sexiness will ensure!
>Begin outlining story, go to /x/ to really delve into the whole Succubi/oujia mythos (I enjoy basing my MGs in kind of a "low magic" type of world)
>Get laughed at, except someone posts said link I linked
>Hmm...Interesting.
>Being the young scholar I am, I decide "What the hell, lets pop this pandoras box open."
>New moon, go through the ritual. Going for the most vanilla one in that file.
>Say the last words with my eyes closed.
>I feel something fucking CARESS my face. Not even kididng.
>Like someone brushed the back of their hand on my face.
>eyes shoot open, Nothing there.
>Officially freaked the fuck out.

See, that was some weird shit. But in the following days...

>Be typing away at my computer. Think I hear a knock at the door
>No one there.
>Okay...
>Go back to computer, put headphones on.
>Hear what I thought was a girl giggling.
>Spin around.
>Nothing.

I think I had the wettest dreams of my life that week. It stopped eventually. But nonetheless, it was trippy.

Thinking of trying it again.

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>>15281230
Ran is beautiful.

>> No.15281268

>>15281230
It actually is where I am. What the fuck am I still doing on the thread at this hour?

>> No.15281270

>>15281265
Do it. Do it and report back.

>> No.15281277

>>15281265
Bretty spooky, Anon.
Which one were you summoning?

>> No.15281280

>>15281265
None of this shit happened.
If it did, it was your mind playing tricks on you. Like when you manage to spook yourself in a dark room when you're completely alone because you can't stop thinking about creepy shit.

>> No.15281281

>>15281265
>Oh let's just perform ritual given straight from /x/ and see what happens
Well, might as well keep going.

>> No.15281282

>>15281270
More than a week away until the next new moon, you'll forget.

>> No.15281284

>>15281265
I'm not sure if I believe in this hoodoo shit but maybe it was something.

>> No.15281287

>>15281265
Do it faggot, for SCIENCE

>> No.15281291

>>15281282
Bet you I won't.

>> No.15281296

>>15281291
Set up some cameras where you perform it and record the ritual.

>> No.15281297

Buff punk succubi with lots of piercings and tattoos are the best succubi.
Prove me wrong.

>> No.15281300

>>15281265
I want this to be real, I really do.
Unfortunately, it's pretty fucking obvious it isn't.

>> No.15281303

>>15281297
I can't, because you are completely correct.

>> No.15281305

>>15281265
Basic psychology says you got yourself worked up and your mind filled in some gaps/played tricks on you.

>> No.15281306

>>15281296
Oh no, I was telling him to do it again and then tell us if it worked. A week is too little for me to prepare all that stuff.

>> No.15281311

>>15281300
Then you do it. I understand that my words may not mean much on this Chinese political cartoon website, but weird shit happened. It's good to be skeptical. I wouldn't believe it either if someone said it here.

>>15281280
I know the feeling between being spooped by something, and feeling like someone was behind me. But again, skepticism keeps the world going.

>> No.15281312

I want to believe!

>> No.15281313

>>15281297
>Prove me wrong.
the only thing you had right was tattoos

>> No.15281314
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Here are all the upcoming New Moons for the entire rest of the year in case any of you guys wanna try. Times are in MST, so adjust accordingly.

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>>15281266
Ran is a stern fox, she has no tolerance for mischief and mucking about.

>> No.15281320

>>15281315
>those nipples
That's got to chafe. I want to pull on them.

>> No.15281324

>>15281230
I mean it's 1am but it's not like I have control of
my life to begin with.

Besides I only really get any drawing done when I should be sleeping.

>> No.15281325

>>15281314
>New moon on July 4th
Quick, we need to summon American Succubi! How do we change the ritual to attract them?

>> No.15281328

>>15281325
Use cheap beer instead of wine.

>> No.15281329

>>15281297
>piercings
Disgusting

>> No.15281330

>>15281325
Use shitty american beer instead of wine.

>> No.15281339

>>15281230
>dude
Can't fool me mofu alp!

>> No.15281340

>>15281311
Sorry, but occult stuff really is a load of bullshit. I remember a Derren Brown stunt where he locked a group of people in a dark room and told them it was known to be haunted. Loads of the idiots actually swore blind that something approached them in the dark, because they managed to convince themselves that the lie they were told was real.

>> No.15281344

>>15281255
>underboob
>those vagina bones
nice

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>>15281315
>tfw Space-Jin draws perfect bodies
>tfw he draws them crushing family jewels like water balloons more often than not
It hurts.

I also have to commend him on the fact that his girls at least look intimidating on top of having nice bodies.

>> No.15281346

>>15281339
>ran
>an alp
rude

>> No.15281351

>>15281340
It sounds like those stupid ghost hunter shows. I'm sure it's creepy as fuck to actually be there, but if you watch these things it's all just a bunch of guys getting scared of shadows and plumbing.

>> No.15281352

>>15278214
>Avatar with Dark Elementals

>> No.15281355

>>15281340
It's probably more accurate to say that the supernatural is bullshit. There are no ghosts, demons, etc. Occult stuff, however, can have tangible effects. They are simply not supernatural. People can convince themselves of almost anything. Just because there is not actually something there does not make it any less real to the person involved. Their fear is not somehow less because it is based on something unreal. People can achieve things that they call supernatural with the occult. The fact that they are wrong about the source is irrelevant.

>> No.15281363

>>15281230
I want to sleep on those perky pillows.

>> No.15281372

I want to introduce an abomination girl to Lovecraft's work

>> No.15281373

Since we're on the subject of supernatural and occult, why don't you anons have MG tulpas?

>> No.15281379

>>15281355
Fair point, but it still means that
>>15281265
Is just wishful thinking.

>> No.15281380

>>15281373
I don't want to be a schizo faggot.

>> No.15281381

>>15281352
Reminder that Legend of Korra literally, and without any shame whatsoever, introduced the fanfiction-tier concept of a Dark Avatar.

>> No.15281383

>>15281373
Tulpas aren't supernatural or occult though. They're psychological.

>> No.15281393

>>15281373
I don't have enough of a desire, drive or discipline to go out of my way to make one. To do it right, it requires constant daily attention and focus. I'm not good at that sort of thing.

>> No.15281394

>>15281379
Of course. However, if people enjoy something, more power to them. If the only way to get what you want out of this world is to hallucinate things from outside it, go right on ahead. The human brain is uniquely bad at distinguishing the truth. You might as well run with it as far as it can take you.

>> No.15281396

>>15281252
>>15281268
>>15281324
Cheer up! Have some mofu milk!

>> No.15281398

>>15281373
I need my sanity for my work, and giving myself a psychological disorder is a terrible idea.

>> No.15281405

>>15281344
She really is the best part of the show at this point. I just hate the way they tease us with potential lewd scenarios and never deliver. The most recent episode had a weird lingering shot of her crossed legs. Just when you start to think it means she'll uncross them the scene changes. Such a damn cocktease.

>> No.15281406

>>15281396
Contrary to popular belief, mofu milk doesn't save lives.

>> No.15281411

>>15281396
>mofu milk!
Sounds stringy.

>> No.15281413

Do reptilian and insect monster girls lactate?

>> No.15281416

>>15281381
first ive heard of this, my caring for avatar dried id when i couldn't watch the end of last airbender when it first came out

>> No.15281418

>>15281380
>>15281383
>>15281393
>>15281398
Then the next question I pose, does anyone here actually have one?

>> No.15281420

>>15281373
>that MLP thread where some guy was trying to make out that a furious tulpa rapes him every night and demands he buys it smokes
>all the retarded fixes recommended, including making a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat up the original tulpa
That shit was hilarious. The youtube video where the thread is read out in a text to speech program only makes it funnier.

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>>15281406
>>15281411
Au contraire, mofu milk is the #1 cause of preventing death!

Here's some, on the house. Strawberry and chocolate flavors may cost more.

>> No.15281424

>>15281418
I want to make one someday. What good is sanity if I'm miserable anyways? Either I break my mind. Or I not only get my dream monster girl waifu, but might also get to qualify for schizobux.

>> No.15281428

>>15281416
Let's just say that fucking Knockoff Aku became a Dark Avatar and leave it at that.

>> No.15281429

>>15281420
I haven't seen this video, link please? Also have you seen the screenshot of the thread where anon says his Tulpa is a goddesss that shrinks him?

>> No.15281430

>>15281420
>including making a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat up the original tulpa
oh god i need a link

>> No.15281432

>>15281420
>making a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat up the original tulpa
Having more than one tulpa would probably cause him too much trouble

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>>15281413
I don't see why they couldn't. Anyways, it'd be a waste if big-tiddied reptilian and creepy crawly monstergirls were unable to produce milk.

>> No.15281436

>>15281423
How does it compare to, say, Holstaur milk?

>> No.15281440

>>15281420
Wasn't that the one where the guy made a Pinkie Pie tulpa with black, empty pit eyes which would literally never, ever stop screaming?

Either way, the escalation where it eventually got to creating a gorilla tulpa to subdue the Jackie Chan tulpa when he went rogue was great. Those scare stories are always fucking hilarious.

>> No.15281441

>>15281423
>mofu milk is the #1 cause of preventing death!
Sorry, but I need to see reports from trusted sources confirming that allegation first. I cannot afford to be fooled by foxes again

>> No.15281444

>>15281381
That show had lots of potential in it's story plots. It just needed to play them straight instead of 'No, actually antagonist is evil punch to win' that it kept boiling down to.

On topic, I wanna fuck a Sylph on a cloud.

>> No.15281447

>>15281423
>she can fill an entire cup with one breast
I wish this artist would draw more milky Ran.

>> No.15281451

>>15281428
ok

>> No.15281455

>>15281429
>>15281430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ8mSBaD3Q

>> No.15281457

>>15281433
Why is that Mantis making such a lewd gesture?

>> No.15281458

>>15281440
This sounds fucking amazing

>> No.15281459

>>15281430
>>15281429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FoAfJlMjdc
It was clearly a troll thread, but it was funny all the same.

>> No.15281464

>>15281444
Yeah, the first part was pretty great, with the development of the world over the course of the sixty or so years since TLA.
Everything about Wan was good too, and all of part three with Zaheer except for the final fight. It suffered from the same problem which I think made the final fight with Aang against the Fire Lord pretty awful in comparison to the whole series leading up to it.

>> No.15281469

>>15281455
This is why I won't ever fuck with tulpas.

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>>15281436
Holstaur milk is top dog for sure, but I hear mofu milk can be like single malt scotch when made by the right hands.
>>15281441
This mofu is an indentured servant, she may be naive, but she isn't known to be deceitful!
>>15281447
Only a few, I'm afraid. I don't want to take up too many pictures.

>> No.15281477

>>15281455
A shining example that going down that road is such a bad idea it leads to insanity
>getting beaten up by things you manifested into existance
My fucking sides

>> No.15281480

>>15281473
This smells like shady fox mafia propaganda. I'm alerting the local authorities.

>> No.15281486

>>15281464
>Zaheer
Literally the only good villain to come out of that show. Fucking Superman flying nihilist.

>> No.15281492

>>15281423
She doesn't look too thrilled about me sampling her milk...

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You walk back in your room and this spider girl is staring at you with this look.
How do you react?

>> No.15281500

>>15281497
Slowly back away. They can't tell movement so well, right?

>> No.15281501

>>15281497
combat jack

>> No.15281503

>>15281497
Stare her down until she gets creeped out and leaves.

>> No.15281506

>>15281497
Freeze and stare at her. See who moves first
Slowly begin to back away if nothing happens while keeping eye contact. I know how spiders work. The very microsecond you lose eye contact they're gone

>> No.15281509
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>>15281473
>lactation where milk leaks through the girls top
Mmm. I wonder though, is clothed lactation where erect nipples are present considered SFW?

>> No.15281511

I want to make an angel girl and a Houri play a vs. match of DEFCON

>> No.15281513

>>15281497
Why is she there?

>> No.15281514
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>>15281497

>> No.15281516

>>15281509
Depends on how visible the nips are

>> No.15281518

>>15281169
I have been married to a dragon for 12 years and have 2 beautiful children and there was never any bullying involved in the relationship

>> No.15281522

>>15281497
Wait to see what happens next.

She's clearly just as surprised as I am

>> No.15281526

>>15281497
Punch her.

>> No.15281528

>>15281497
Undress and start masturbating. You can't rape me. I know your kind. Good luck getting off on tying up and raping someone who's egging you on and trying to talk you into kinkier things.

>> No.15281529

>>15281526
You gonna punch her lamia friends too?

>> No.15281534

>>15281509
Incidentally, the Pixiv tag for lactating through clothes is 服越し母乳.
Just in case you wanted to know.

>> No.15281537

>>15281529
Sure.

>> No.15281540

>>15281537
You're a real nerd, James.

>> No.15281542

>>15281200
Like, same size, or instead of size, it's in numbers?

>> No.15281545
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>>15281534
That'll do just fine. I'll be on my way now.
Now it's time to see how many lactating fateslut images there are on Pixiv.

>> No.15281546

>>15281200
E D F

E D F

E D F

E D F

>> No.15281550

How to sex a ghost?

>> No.15281551

>>15281528
She'll just rape you harder.

>> No.15281556

>>15281545
You better not save any Nero pictures.

>> No.15281562

>>15281540
Shut up, Mike.

>> No.15281565

>>15281556
My Nero folder is already my largest Saber folder.

>> No.15281570

God dammit, brocolli fucking sucks.

>> No.15281574

>>15281570
Too bad
Eat your hamburgers Apollo

>> No.15281576

>>15281551
Good. I can go at this all day. I will gladly sacrifice my body for a pyrrhic victory against an aggressive MG. Watching the disappointment in their eyes is my fetish.

>> No.15281580

>>15281565
You want to be a pal and upload it somewhere?

>> No.15281587

>>15281546
This sums up my thoughts pretty well

>> No.15281589

>>15281570
depends on how you cook it, just like its cousin cauliflower

>> No.15281604
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>>15281570

>> No.15281607

>>15281580
I'd like to make an imgur album, but that'd also take long as fuck.

>> No.15281609

>>15281576
But she'll be smug when she sees your ahegao.

>> No.15281621
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>sleep cycles fucked
>now fully awake at midnight and will probably sleep at noon
god dammit I need a timed weresheep or something

>> No.15281630

>>15281609
That's fine. I'll let her count her victories, for they shall be few in number. Everywhere she goes, she will be known as the arachne who lost to a man. I'll ride her back, constantly surprise her with nice things, and solicit sex in public. She cannot stop me. I shall greet her with a smile and make it absolutely obvious that she cannot do anything I do not wish her to do. I have no limits, only a fetish for frustration.

Then, when she finally breaks down into madness, I'll be there to comfort her. Because that was the plan all along.

>> No.15281632

>>15281621
Monsters are more active at night, so being awake is a good tactic.

>> No.15281654

I will sneak past the monstergirls!

>> No.15281669

>>15281654
>Not making them submit and making your mission easier
good luck on hard mode anon

>> No.15281676

>>15281654
I want to pickpocket the monstergirls!

>> No.15281683

>>15281669
>>15281676
Evading their attention altogether is the true display of skill. Hasn't Ghost Recon taught you people anything?

>> No.15281693

>>15281683

>> No.15281695

>>15281497
Greet and return to normal activity. Which is to say, attempting to finish this matchstick skyscraper.

>> No.15281711

>>15281683
I don't play shooters, no money to buy them

>> No.15281712
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>Go to infinitely worse chan to call bob a cuck
>See bromont is alive and starting a thread

How the fuck does that guy keep going? I can barely update a single fucking pastebin and he's over there making his 1000th cyoa thread.

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>>15281683
>Ghost Recon
pleb

>> No.15281720

>>15281712
cause he's better then you

>> No.15281724

>>15281712
Assuming your will to run doesn't get crushed by the voters/fighting then CYOA's are fairly easy to run.

>> No.15281726

>>15281712
Probably because writers get more appreaciation over there. Also they let people do CYOAs.

>> No.15281736

>>15281712
Bromonts a traitor, stop brinigng him and that other place up.

>> No.15281738

>>15281719
SHUT
UP
FISHER

>> No.15281742

>>15281736
Oh look it's bromont's tsundere ex.

>> No.15281749

>>15281736
Oh boy it's this comedy act again.

>> No.15281758
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15281758

My uncle theo always says Punching and weapons is the best way of displaying emotion.

Not entirely sure what he's on about but I would like to fight a salamander.

>> No.15281764

>>15281712
You know what fucking sucks?

Back in the days of the threads still being on /a/, Bromont had a story running that he was posting on the Moe archive. Now that that's gone, the story he wrote there and everything pertaining to it is basically fucking erased.

>> No.15281772

>>15281764
And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.15281781

>>15281749
Quiet anon, hater-kun's splurging is probably one of the funniest things you can see on here.

>> No.15281790

You wouldn't a tailpussy

>> No.15281794

>>15281749
>>15281742
Shh shhh. Let him talk. Let him talk
This is going to be good

>> No.15281798

>>15281790
You're right, I won't.

>> No.15281799

>>15281758
Fighting strengthen relationships.
Always remeber to duel your reptilian waifu.

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>>15281764
>Bromont finishes a story for once with a satisfactory conclusion
>The archive dies and it's lost forever

I don't know if it's tragic or just hilarious. He probably didn't even save it.

>> No.15281803

>>15281736
Why, exactly? What did he do?

>> No.15281806

>>15281749
>>15281781
>>15281742
>>15281794
Fuck off, idiots like you are the reason this place has such a shitposter problem.

>> No.15281811

Why don't we talk about some of the newer writers instead of bringing up the old ones?

>> No.15281818

rip tommy the veteran

he died of old age

>> No.15281821

>>15281818
What? Who?

>> No.15281822

>>15281811
No. I'll talk about who I want

>> No.15281825

>>15281811
Because you haven't written anything memorable yet.

Bob atleast made something that made everyone hate him, and solidify his status.

>> No.15281829

>>15281803
Imagine a man who was loved the people, but he betrays them for child pornographers and goofy goobers. That's basically the jist of it.

But we need to stop talking about him and them, and let them rot in their decadence shithole. We have this place, we can talk about our writers instead.

>> No.15281831

>>15281758
>uncle Theo
Sounds like he could be one of those unsung legend or the crazy guy you avoid at family get together.

>> No.15281840

>>15281825
Im not a writer
I just want different names to talk about

>> No.15281845

>>15281806
The shitposting's pretty much the only reason to come back. OC's minuscule by this point, and /jp/ is not a particularly dense board to begin with.

>> No.15281853

>>15281845
Then leave.

>> No.15281861
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15281861

Break the kiki

>> No.15281874
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>>15281825
>you haven't written anything memorable yet.
Dont fucking remind me anon.

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>>15281726
>Writers get more appreciation over there
>Letting the opinions of anonymous people on the internet dictate whether or not you want to write or not
>Instead of keeping your chin up and getting gud

Hypocritical as all unholy fuck to say that but if you really think that writing to be appreciated instead of doing it because you actually have FAITH in a community you're literally denser than Natsuru from Kampfer levels of stupid.

>> No.15281885

>>15281829
>We have this place, we can talk about our writers instead.

Our current writers aren't particularly bad, but I'd rather have bromont back all the same. Feel the same way with old the old writers.

>> No.15281890

>>15281861
That's not breaking the Kiki.
Breaking the kiki is turning her into a lazy slob that just eats chips on the couch all day while wearing nothing but her underwear.

>> No.15281894

>>15281890
I want a lazy slob Kiki like that!

>> No.15281897

>>15281853
Not him but enjoy your stale ghost town. No wonder everybody and their mother likes to shitpost this place with faggots like you around.

>> No.15281898

>>15281890
Would she still clean up after her master?

>> No.15281901

>>15281878
>getting gud
Not him, but it's hard to do that with a worrying lack of constructive criticism. Hence why sometimes it's important how "well" a community treats its writers, because that can include said constructive criticism.

>> No.15281902

>>15281811
>Instead of remembering writers they liked, people prefer shitposting about the ones they hate, and ultimately shitposting each other

>> No.15281907

>>15281897
Get going.

>> No.15281909

>>15281894
Oh no you don't.
She'll be out of shape, cranky, and do only the bare necessities of cleaning.


>>15281898
Bare necessities, enough to keep the Beelzebubs and devil bugs away but not enough to make it 'sparkling clean'

>> No.15281913

>>15281811
I like it that people don't talk about me. I like being the "Oh hey its that guy" person instead of being in the constant spot light.

Most who bring me up like me enough to say so so that's a plus.

>> No.15281914

>>15281878
Nigga I don't even write what the fuck calm down

>> No.15281917

>>15281878
>writing because you have faith in a community

Literally the dumbest thing I've read in these threads in a long time.

>> No.15281921

>>15281878
>Faith in a community
What, this place?

>> No.15281926

>>15281878
but this community killed another one

>> No.15281928

>>15281913
That means you're inoffensive and forgettable when compared to others, thinking that's a plus is called narcissism, anon.

You'll never get anywhere with that thinking.

>> No.15281929

>>15281909
>She'll be out of shape, cranky, and do only the bare necessities of cleaning.
Now I want her even more! In fact, to help her I'll offer to do all the work for her so she can dedicate herself to... whatever she does! I'll cook her all the food she wants, clean up after her (when she lets me in her room), and kiss her on the cheek when she gets really grouchy!

>> No.15281930

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

New chapter of this thing, chapter 23.

>> No.15281938

>>15281929
Sounds like you just want a hikki monster girlfriend, anon.

>> No.15281940

>>15281929
Anon please, what are the other kikis going to say when they see her just sitting here in her underwear, gaming while you bring her snacks and drinks?

It's as Un-kiki as a kiki can be.

>> No.15281943

>>15281928
I have a fucked sense of motivation.

>> No.15281961

>>15281938
Yeah, but a lazy mean out-of-shape Kiki has that extra element of pizzazz. Like corruption, seeing a lithe strict-but-caring monster devolve into someone like her.

>>15281940
She won't care, she'll be in the house all day. Will they even know of her existence?

>> No.15281966

>>15281913
>I like being the "Oh hey its that guy" person
>not wanting to leave your mark in the world
you will die alone

>> No.15281987

>>15281966
is this special snowflake syndrome or american exceptionalism

>> No.15281990

>>15281943
If bromont can write a thousand fucking threads about wanting to fuck yukionnas and oppai lolis while posing like a faggot, you can write something that'll knock the socks off this place.

/mgg/ needs a new smash hit, and you have the power to write it.

>> No.15281991

>>15281901
Then keep writing you fucking mongoloid piece of shit. Look up guides on how to self-edit. Go into the Discords or the IRC and talk to people who actually know their shit like ELH or RS. Have others proofread your work.

READ, NIGGA. READ.

>>15281917
>>15281921
>>15281926
If you don't like it here then rather than proactively try to chase off writers who don't fuck up royally like Bob, Bollocks, NegaWalker, MachineAnon, Lanternon and his fucking commissions for erotic literature who the fuck does that, and the other derelicts try to help them rather than fucking bitching about the lack of OC. Or make it yourself. Who cares. It's fucking 4chan.

>> No.15282005

>>15281991
>rather than proactively try to chase off writers who don't fuck up royally try to help them rather than fucking bitching about the lack of OC. Or make it yourself.

I never chased out any writers, and I have made content in the past. I don't know where you're pulling all these assumptions out of.

>> No.15282015

>>15281990
well atfer the writing the same thing 10 different ways i'm trying to continue something new
its been stagnant for a year now but Ill continue it someday, I just feel like ie hit a dead end

>> No.15282023

>>15281991
I haven't chased off anyone, it's beginning to sound like you have though.

>> No.15282024
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>>15281991
>fuck off and do your own fucking work
>why aren't you helping writers

>> No.15282029

>>15282015
Ask one of the older writers for help.

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15282044

Please don't let your kikis become lazy slobs, anons, be good masters or their jobs will be taken by those dirty shoggoths!

>> No.15282056

>>15282044
I don't know, those Shoggoth can change their bodies and clothing to fit my needs, not to mention their unwavering loyalty.

What does a Kikimora have that a Shoggoth does not do better?

>> No.15282061

Thou canst not rape he which doth not live.

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>>15282056
Their love is much purer and they aren't abhorrent abominations from beyond the stars!

>> No.15282068

>the bitter anti-Bromont guy shows up again
Why? What exactly awoke your autism this time around after so long?

>> No.15282069

>>15282064
>Shoggoth travels from beyond the stars just to be your maid because it loves you that much

Wow, and you're calling them abhorrent abominations. I guess Kikimora lovers have shown their true colors.

>> No.15282070

>>15282064
Shoggoths are native to Earth you fuck.

>> No.15282076

>>15282023
He probably has. He's coming across as one of those anons who just want this place to be endless shitposting and nothing else.

>> No.15282077
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15282077

Does a Stand count as a Monstergirl?

>> No.15282079

>>15282068
You realize school's out now, right?
Either that, or bromont just hasn't been mentioned in a really long ass time.

>> No.15282085
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15282085

>>15282069
>>15282070
Fine, you don't have to accept a cute kiki into your life, I'll take them all then

>> No.15282089

>>15282064
One of the only reasons i want a Kiki is because i want to molest the fuck out of those floppy ears.

>> No.15282090

>>15282079
>You realize school's out now, right?
Actually, I didn't. I look forward to the increased amount of garbage and shitposting here because of it, though.

>> No.15282091

>>15282077
Stands are the exact opposite of monster girls.

Monster girls are monstrous on the outside, but sweet and waifu bait on the inside. Stands are the visualizations of human girl's internal personality, and most of the time, look hideous.

>> No.15282097

>>15281874
>You haven't written anything memorable yet
Feels fucking great, man.

>> No.15282099

>>15281928
>That means you're inoffensive and forgettable when compared to others, thinking that's a plus is called narcissism, anon.

...what?
Thinking highly of yourself is narcissism, which is the opposite to what you were saying. What the actual fuck are you on about?

>> No.15282100

>>15281961
I guess.
Just don't be surprised if she starts demanding you do things for her like eating her out while she plays, thighs wrapped around your head, or for you to take her from behind while she browses her laptop.

>> No.15282102

>>15282091

>Human girl's internal personality

Non-humans can have Stands though. There's no reason why a Monstergirl wouldn't be able to have a Stand.

There are dogs, birds, turtles, and trees with Stands.

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15282108

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57036279

>> No.15282111

>>15282090
Atleast it'll breathe life into this place, just not the type of life we'd hope.

>> No.15282114

>>15281874
Supposedly I have, but the weird thing is I consider it to be my worst.

>> No.15282117

>>15282108
>Tfw was just about to go to Pixiv
Such timing

>> No.15282123

>>15282108
Stupid sexy semon demons.

>> No.15282128

>>15282111
I'd take a slower thread any day over increased rambling about bullying, headpats, stinkypedes and shitstorms over fetishes.

>> No.15282132

>>15282111
Still infinitely better than getting writefags like Bob back in here.

>> No.15282138

>>15281987
I think it's more of an angry faggot trying to make other people feel bad because he's currently feeling like shit. He's being too obvious about it in any case.

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15282139

>>15281990
>/mgg/ needs a new smash hit

There's always that half-a-million-word literal fanfiction.

>> No.15282142

>>15282100
That sounds divine, those plump thick thighs on both sides of my head, being a dickthrone for that fat kiki ass, and her grumpily deriding me every now and then during it while she concentrates on her games, or her posting.

I love serving my lazy lob kiki!

>> No.15282150

>>15282139
which one, anonymoose's massive saga of greatly varying quality? Or that Mother 3 one that somehow manages to dwarf it?

>> No.15282151

>>15282142
I dunno, she'd probably make you wash her off and go out to grab clothes for her all the time.

It's not even like she's going to be in that good a shape either.

She'd probably sit on you should you displease her anyway.,

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>>15280801
>ALWAYS have a 100% human pussy.
Snake cloaca is fine too.

>> No.15282156

>>15282150
No, the MGQ one.

>> No.15282162

>>15281990
>/mgg/ needs a new smash hit,
I admit, I dream of pulling this off sometimes and if I ever manage it I'm immediately quitting to end on a high note.

But realistically I'll leave that to guys like YBA.

>> No.15282164
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15282164

I love Hellwans!

>> No.15282172

>>15282099
Read his post closely. If he really liked how people didn't talk about him, he wouldn't have made a post proclaiming that he liked how people do not talk about him, and simply not posted at all.

'Most who bring me up like me enough to say so' is something a closet egotist would think.

Narcissism isn't just those kids you see on twitter tweeting about how special a snowflake they are, it can be internalized and worded as such that it comes off as inoffensive as possible.

Anybody whom is satisfied with voicing how they enjoy not being noticed simply does not want to have their feelings hurt when the light is shined on them, because they are narcissistic enough to believe their feelings are somehow above the people who are talked about on a regular basis.

It's okay to feel this way, as we all have our own little safe bubble.

However, it's not a matter of projecting, it's a matter of analyzing a post and disseminating why he would phrase it the way he did. I hope that clears it up for you.

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>>15282153
Nah, snakes should be removed from the premises. Especially grapists.

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>>15282164
I love Minichuffs!

>> No.15282191

>>15282139
>>15282150
>>15282156
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9352118/1/Monster-Girl-Quest-Sacred-and-Profane

>> No.15282193

>>15282164
I don't care aboutthem

>> No.15282196

>>15282172
Actually, I think I misread the post after all.
I thought you meant that people who prefer to go unnoticed are narcissistic somehow, which makes no sense.
But what you were actually saying was that people who boast about being below the radar are properly narcissistic. Yes? It's like a false modesty.

>> No.15282204

>>15282191
>60000 words
Welp

>> No.15282205

>>15282191
This feels like there are hundreds of unintentional hilarious quotes in here.

We should read it as a collective.

>> No.15282206

>>15282151
So we'd get to take bathes together, like a little brother and his onee-san? That sounds even better, sign me up for that!

And her figure is perfect, don't insult her! And being sat on by her would be a great privilege to enjoy!

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15282209

>>15282179
I FUCKING LOVE DRUGS

>> No.15282210

What's the best way to extinguish your own lewdness?

>> No.15282214
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15282214

>>15282179
I want a Jinko that size.

>> No.15282217

>>15282210
Wanky fap fap.

>> No.15282218

>>15282210
Stop seeking attention from whores.

>> No.15282219

>>15282206
You say that but she's heavy enough to keep you pinned while she plays!

This doesn't even factor in that she'd only wash you grumpily whenever you ask in the bath.

>> No.15282221

>>15282191
See, this still isn't as bad as that Knuckles guy from the wiki.

>> No.15282223

>>15282179
I prefer big chuffs with delicious abs and strong arms!

>> No.15282224

>>15282209
I fucking love sniffing dragon powder

>> No.15282233

>>15282210
Marry a Valkyrie or an Angel

>> No.15282235

>>15282196
>false modesty

Pompous or pretentious would be the words, though pretentious is somewhat of a buzzword that's thrown around all willy nilly without it being used for it's textbook definition.

>> No.15282240

>>15282204
You missed a zero.

>> No.15282247

>>15282223
All the better to tease and cuddle her, right?

>> No.15282255

>>15282191
>By: Losenis

Oh hey it's the guy that wrote the lizard going to the underworld story, isn't he?

>> No.15282263

>>15281878
Crippplechan is overrun by redditors anyway.

>> No.15282268

Oh shit Anon, so you know what time it is?
Damn right, it's time to watch horrible 1 hour long action movies! I hope I can see my waifu tomorrow. Goodnight /mgg/

>> No.15282273

>>15282263
Have you taken a good look at 4chan lately?

Because it's swarmed with them.

>> No.15282274

>>15282263
Well, is this place run any better?

>> No.15282275

>>15282191
Losenis wrote this shit?
What the fuck? I thought he had his shit together.

>> No.15282282

>>15282221
>Knuckles guy
what?

>> No.15282292

>>15282263
Becareful anon, remember that the mod from that site lurks in these threads.

>> No.15282299

>>15282219
But I like that! I'm a slight masochist like that, and that's fine! I can be happy enough for the both of us! Also I think her grumpiness is cute!

I love my kiki hikki onee-chan!

>> No.15282301

>>15282292
I'm pretty sure more than one mod from leddit frequents this site.

>> No.15282309

>>15282275
>Having your shit together

Where do you think we are?

>> No.15282314

>>15282299
Now she's just going to blush and call you 'Baka' like in her zipang diggity do Animes.
She may just even purchase that lace underwear she saw.
Hopefully it'll fit.

>> No.15282318

>>15282273
Not these threads. We don't have people writing futa CYOAs and guys RPing about being monster girls and cucking their boyfriends. Believe me, I'm originally from there.
>>15282274
My opinion? Yes.

>> No.15282325

>>15282282
>he doesn't know
Dare you enter his magical realm?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Knuckles213/An_Adventurer%E2%80%99s_Folly_%E2%80%93_Enter_the_Jubjub

>> No.15282329

>>15282301
Hm? I was talking about /monster/'s mod.

>> No.15282332

>>15281987
Girls want a guy with ambition. A guy with ambition gets a good job and provides stability and prosperity. A guy without ambition end up working hourly, or worse, on commission.

A girls gotta think about her future, and if you ain't got ambition you ain't got much of one.

>> No.15282335

>>15282325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz9n9TSV-HA

>> No.15282337

Ah, I just found out selkies exist. That means I have to draw a harpy, a catgirl and a selkie.

>> No.15282338

>>15282325
He is truly the Terry Pratchett of fantasy literature.

>> No.15282339

>>15282318
Maybe you should go back to wherever that is, you're honestly kind of annoying people here.

>> No.15282343

>>15282263
This place isn't much better. You have people bitching out fledgling writers and then complaining about the lack of OC, constant shitpost wars about fetishes and various monsters, or whether or not shit like Bob dindu nuffin like a good college going boy he be.

Basically, I wish somebody would just kick the can of gasoline over so we could watch this place burn because a long sustaining 'general' is never a good idea for stuff like this when there's hardly constructive discussions anymore.

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>>15282343

>> No.15282354

>>15282318
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK Nah, you can stay.
>>15282325
Just no.

>> No.15282357

>>15282314
I'd hope she doesn't, because the only thing funner then a tubby hikki monster girl trying to seduce you is comforting her when her lewd underwear she spent a pretty penny on snaps because it's too small for her

Hugging her tightly while she holds back tears, saying only sabbath sluts could've worn it anyways, and how she's happy the dumb thing broke is better.

>> No.15282366

>>15282343
I miss when the threads were full of greentext and everyone just wanted to write and fap

>> No.15282371

>>15282329
Better the /monster/ mod than the encyclopedia userbase.

>> No.15282373

>>15282343
>Let the thread burn
Quit being so fucking edgy anon. We may not be perfect, but we're better than the alternatives.

>> No.15282375

>>15282343
>You have people bitching out fledgling writers
Honestly, I've never seen this happening.

>> No.15282376

>>15282352
STOP BURNING OUR SHIT KID HOLY SHIT
IT'S THE FIFTH TIME THIS MONTH

>> No.15282377

>>15282357
Too true.
The strings would be digging into her hips, her vulva outlined perfectly, and her chest would be overflowing the bra by quite a bit.

Probably be more surprised that ti didn't break until she tried to be seductive

>> No.15282384

>>15282366
>>15282343
This.

Exodus era was so fucking fun. It was hell, but it was fun.

>> No.15282385

>>15282343
>people bitching out fledgling writers
In all fairness, most of the guys ran out were either egotistical or refused to take criticism. The most recent example was the Oomakudakeodkdodecahedron guy acting like a child because a few anons decided to criticize him.

>> No.15282388

>>15282325
and my world just got darker

>> No.15282392

>>15282375
To be fair, it doesn't look like people are that interested in the fledgling writers.

Maybe they should be trying harder?

>> No.15282399

>>15282385
>most of the guys ran out were either egotistical or refused to take criticism
Most of the guys ran out barely even spoke anything other than "thank you" and "I'll fix it" when met with critiscizm. They just simply disappeared over time.

>> No.15282401

>>15282392
Im trying, but I have little to show for it other than several broken drafts for my next thing

>> No.15282405

>>15282373
New guy here, I'm still in the process of lurking, but I can agree with this statement. I like this place.

>> No.15282408

>>15282325
What the FUCK? Even that Sukeru Ikeda guy is better than this shite.

>> No.15282414

>>15282399
If you can't stand the heat, you shouldn't be in the oven.

>> No.15282417

>>15282373
>but we're better than the alternatives
Marginally.

>> No.15282418

>>15282385
My story includes an Oomukade, I hope this isn't me. Explain the dodecahedron part?

>> No.15282419

>>15282408
dont say shit you dont mean

>> No.15282422

>>15282417
Marginally is still better.
>>15282405
Quick, what's your favorite MG

>> No.15282425

>>15282414
I think they weren't attacked, rather they decided to avoid being here too long because of people actually flinging shit at writers rather than just saying "Not my thing, thanks"

>> No.15282426

>>15282384
>Pre-Exedus everyone had fun, shit was chaotic, and OC was in abundance
>Post-Exodus the concept of fun is frowned upon, OC is at an all time low, and everyone hates everything
That's post-war syndrome right there

>> No.15282427

>>15282318
>being monster girls and cucking their boyfriends
Christ

>> No.15282434

>>15282426
How do we fix ourselves, famalam?

>> No.15282439

>>15282343
I'm a fledgling writer and no one's ever bitched about me.

>> No.15282440

>>15282422
Weresheep.

>> No.15282443

>>15279301
Well this was uncanny. MILF snek is taking a quick brek because even I can't handle this much suffering at once, but the next installment is coming SOON™ after a quick dose of, of all things, dragon. There's no way it'll be worth the wait, but I hope you enjoy it regardless.

>> No.15282444

>>15282418
If you don't know about the weird title then it wasn't you. Basically, this newish writefag wrote something, got a couple of reasonable replies on his comedy character not fitting in with a serious setting, and instead of just accepting that some people disliked it he went on a sarcastic rant for hours.

>> No.15282445

>>15282427
They all had Hitler moustaches and ate babbies, too.

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>>15282405
Welcome new blood, may many laughs be had in the future

>> No.15282448

>>15282434
.50 cal aspirin usually cures anyone's PTSD, private pyle.

>> No.15282453

>>15282443
Welcome back from the dead again foam man.

>> No.15282456

>>15282434
We don't. We just buy a cabin in Maine, wade out into the pond out front knowing we're too old and decrepit to make it back to shore. Only to let the cold embrace of the early spring water consume us completely, our lungs burning with the need to breathe but knowing it'd be futile to try.

Nobody would miss us.

>> No.15282463

>>15282444
I'm really glad I missed that shit fest then. Too bad he soured the already poor name of Oomukades.
>>15282440
Good taste

>> No.15282465

>>15282418
Some guy wrote a story about a powerful warrior traveling to Zipangu and gets in a fight with an Oomukade who's his equal.There was some stupid drama about something or another and he acted really pissy about it and dropped the story. It was actually shaping up nicely, and plenty of liked it, so I don't know why he did that.

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Why does nearly every writer here now post on /monster/ as well?

>> No.15282473

>>15282440
Nice. She's number six on my list.

>> No.15282475

>>15282439
That's because you haven't acted like a complete shit. Contrary to popular belief, anons don't hate on guys who only post stories. They hate on faggots who attentionwhore/argue against criticism/get big egos.

>> No.15282479

>>15282434
We can't fix our problems until we can agree on what our problems are.

Since everyone has their own idea of what is right for this place, the chances that we can come to a somewhat unified conclusion are extremely dim, at the best.

>> No.15282481

>>15282377
>Nervous tubby Hiki Kiki attempts to put on her lewd lacy underwear
>She's never done this sort of thing before, but if it's as easy as her hentai make it out to be, then maybe she can get into her brother's pants like this
>It's really damn tight, it digs into her hips, her belly pooches out a little in front, her ass is barely contained, and the damn bra makes it hard to breath
>Still, if she walks slowly it should be fine. She can take it off as soon as he's hard anyways
>Awkwardly and slowly, she opens her otouto's door
>"H-Hey there little b-b-boy... Wanna do... No, wait. Um... Want your older sis (should I have said onee-chan? Nah, that might be too weeb) to take care of you t-tonight?"
>Attempts to swing her hips in a sexy pose while tilting her head
>At that moment both the bra and underwear snap off of her, leaving her cold and naked in his doorway
>She pauses a few moments before "N-No, I'm not crying! Shut up!"

>> No.15282484 [DELETED] 

Post lost writefus

>> No.15282493

>>15282481
Poor girl needs a hug.

>> No.15282500 [DELETED] 

>>15282484
PeterFUCKINGdnzl
ParkedBuggy
Some others I can't remember.

>> No.15282501 [DELETED] 

>>15282467
Because it's better to get exposure without limiting yourself to one spectrum, dingus.

>> No.15282505 [DELETED] 

>>15282475
>That's because you haven't acted like a complete shit.
I guess that's true.
Though, I have shamefully/unashamedly shilled my pastes in the past, for how few there are.
>>15282484
Free_Drinks, but out of nowhere he rose from the dead and posted a new story.

>> No.15282509

>>15282465
>It was actually shaping up nicely, and plenty of liked it, so I don't know why he did that.
Because he took one or two people disagreeing with him about as well as a third world dictator.

>> No.15282515

>>15282481
gotta comfort the hikki.
Gotta give her the dikki.

>> No.15282516 [DELETED] 

>>15282484
Fucking PRW. I want spaceworm and blind shota, dammit.

>> No.15282518

>>15282493
She only has herself to blame.

>> No.15282526

>>15282475
No, people will give you shit no matter what you do. If you can't come to terms with that, you probably should just quit while you're ahead.

>> No.15282530 [DELETED] 

>>15282516
7 months senpai, if only he hadn't gotten so into that meth habit of his.

>> No.15282537 [DELETED] 

>>15282505
>Though, I have shamefully/unashamedly shilled my pastes in the past, for how few there are.
I suspect many writefags of doing that to begin with, especially the really average ones who randomly get huge bursts in popularity for no reason. I mean, it's possible other people think they're amazing, but I'm not fully convinced.

>> No.15282538

>>15282526
That's some serious bollocks posting.

>> No.15282539

So how fat is too fat when it comes to monster girls? You holstaurus lovers like them THICK as god intended, don't you?

>> No.15282540 [DELETED] 

>>15282516
>PRW was responsible for blind shota
I was wondering what happened to that
Now I'm upset. Again

>> No.15282541 [DELETED] 

>>15282484
Actual decent writefus or cool peeps:

ParkedBuggy
Peterdnzl
PRW_Anon
Thunderbrother (He's moved on to greener pastures but may still be active)
CaptainCanuckmerican
Bromont
Tarrek

Mileage may vary:

Lanternon (?)[Need Varification if dead or not]
MachineAnon - Decent writing but had a bit of an ego
Quicksilver(*See Lanternon)

Shoot on Sight:

Bollocks
NegaWalker
Sukiru Ikeda
Robert the Terrible

>> No.15282546

>>15282538
It doesn't make it any less true, no matter what you tell yourself.

>> No.15282551 [DELETED] 

>>15282541
Lanternon updated a day or so ago.

>> No.15282553

>>15282546
Go back to your drink.

>> No.15282554

>>15282518
It's not her fault, the stupid $300 underwear was just cheap, and stupid.

Just get her some ice cream and eat her out already, she just wants to forget that stupid underwear.

>> No.15282558 [DELETED] 

>>15282516
PRW was one of the few popular writefags I never really got. His quality was all over the place, some things were really well written while others were just meh.

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>>15282539
Pic-related is within acceptable levels of softness for me.

>> No.15282563 [DELETED] 

>>15282541
>Robert the Terrible

I must've missed something, who is this guy?

>> No.15282575

>>15282434
Remove underages, everyone who came from the wiki, and everyone who joined this thread in the last, let's say, six months.

>> No.15282578

>>15282553
>>15282538
It's kind of strange to see another person being mistaken for you. Oh well.

>> No.15282580

>>15282539
It's wide.
I'm ok with girls that have a little pudge to those that would start a shitstorm

That's why I don't talk about them much.

>> No.15282584 [DELETED] 

>>15282558
"Meh" gets ignored in my book. Unless you're good, bad or cancerous I don't really care. PRW did make stuff I like, namely those two without being terrible anywhere else. Admittedly, if he never wrote anything again but finished those two things I'd salute him and walk away without feeling too terrible, but I liked those enough to want him back.

>> No.15282586

>>15282539
There is no too thick. We can only go thicker.

>> No.15282587 [DELETED] 

>>15282541
>MachineAnon - Decent writing but had a bit of an ego
>a bit
He wrote a MASSIVE guide on how to write stories according to his own formula, with a disproportionate chunk of it being furious, hatefilled paragraphs responding to individual thread posts that dared to say he wasn't as great as he thought he was. That's more than a bit of an ego there.

>> No.15282593

>>15282575
I second this. But wiki users and underage are basically the same thing anyway.

>> No.15282595

>>15282481
I wqant to help the hikki kiki recover from her hikkimori ways and become the elegant and delicate maid that she once was!

>> No.15282598 [DELETED] 

>>15282541
Thank christ I have never been named in one of these

>> No.15282600 [DELETED] 

>>15282587
Oh man, I remmeber reading that. Only thing about Machineanon which sticks out in my mind, but I was pretty darn peeved reading it.

>> No.15282603 [DELETED] 

>>15282541
>>Shoot on Sight:
>Bollocks
Could somebody pls clarify something for me? I see this name a lot, and according to warosu this guy was a writefag that was banned from an IRC for "/pol/ posting" or something like that, but what did he do to be so hated?

>> No.15282607

>>15282586
Woah there anon, being as 'healthy' as an american is not only unattractive but also bad for you. Don't encourage gluttony.

>> No.15282609

>>15282586
UHNNNNN

THICKER

>> No.15282614

>>15282575
>everyone who joined this thread in the last six months
Wow, and to think I drew the dormouse and anubis drawing for /jp/. How ungrateful. I'm leaving this thread. :^)

>> No.15282620 [DELETED] 

>>15282600
It was pure bile. He got it into his head that the writefags he deemed his "lessers" were conspiring against him in the thread and just shat all over them in his little guide book, even though he had no proof or reason to think it. Oh, and he repeatedly called the thread morons for liking certain things too. An overall lovely man.

>> No.15282627 [DELETED] 

>>15282603
He just bitches a lot.
>>15282614
Don't leave, you can dick my daughter!

>> No.15282629 [DELETED] 

>>15282603
>He wants to know the story of Bollocks the Fool
That's a tale for another time, young one

>> No.15282632

>>15282614
It's funny, I was actually thinking about you when typing that out, but I wasn't 100% on if you'd been lurking here before or not.
Either way, you're fine drawing loli MGs and cumflation, and I've seen some of the posts you've made around here. You're a fine guy.

>> No.15282633 [DELETED] 

>>15282620
You say that like the thread's not full of morons who like horrible things. Such vindication in your words as well, almost as if he personally wronged you and you were too much of a bitch to suck it up.

>> No.15282635

>>15282614
>cumflation art
>emoticons
Yeah, and stay out.

>> No.15282637

>>15282586
http://i.imgur.com/srE1kBA.gif

Are you sure?

>> No.15282646 [DELETED] 

>>15282633
I just thought it was a pretty shitty thing to do out of nowhere. If you think that sort of shit is worth defending then more power to you I guess.

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Well this just got commissioned.

>> No.15282654

>>15282614
>you should be grateful I drew /d/ shit!
HOW ABOUT NO

>> No.15282655

>>15282650
Gazerfag is spiraling out of control.

>> No.15282658

>>15282632
I do lurk here often, though I don't post too much outside of new content I can talk about, or harpy related discussion.

>> No.15282660

>>15282650
Sorry, I just saw the Patreon logo and couldn't concentrate over my blind hate for a second.

>> No.15282661

>>15282655
Why control it?

>> No.15282663

>>15282650
Who

Link now

>> No.15282664

>>15282654
Stop typing like a fag.

>> No.15282665

>That one story you like that'll never be finished
What's her name, /mgg/?

>> No.15282673

>>15282661
Why control it?
S'great

>> No.15282676

>>15282665
Tiny Electric Hearts.

>> No.15282678

>>15282665
I think we've talked about writing enough.

>> No.15282683 [DELETED] 

>>15282646
You see, it's coming off as if you're writing that and holding back tears at the same time. Did the big bad old Machineanon touch you inappropriately? Did he hurt your feelings and call you names?

I'm sorry, but surfing through 4chan, one would assume you would have thicker skin. But looking at the way you type, the opposite is clearly apparent.

>> No.15282685

>>15282650
Nice, webm when?

>> No.15282686

>>15282678
What are you, the topic police? Get outta here.

>> No.15282687

>>15282650
Got a link?

>> No.15282693

>>15282665
Anubis Yeti winter cabin story

>> No.15282694 [DELETED] 

>>15282683
Hi Machine.

>> No.15282695

>>15282650
That's honestly not a bad model. Though it's lacking a vaginal entrance, which is crucial for Oculus support.

>> No.15282702 [DELETED] 

>>15282694
He's right you know, you are being a bit of a little bitch.

>> No.15282703 [DELETED] 

>>15282683
Irony.

>> No.15282707

>>15282695
It's there actually, just look closer.

>> No.15282708 [DELETED] 

>>15282683
>getting this flustered
Are you alright?

>> No.15282710

>>15282654 >>15282635
Technically you two can always request me normal stuff, just say it and I'll consider if it's an interesting subject to illustrate, instead of immediately dismissing someone because they drew a fetish you don't like.

>> No.15282716

>>15282663
>>15282695

The modeller is EndlessIllusion / EndlessIllusionX.

Unfortunately he gets saddled with furry shit because you know how they freely spend their autism bux. I wanted to break this trend by commissioning a monstergirl instead.

>> No.15282717

>>15282665
drag me to hell

>> No.15282720

>>15282678
You're right, it's time to stop talking about writing and write!

Go to a random page on the monster wiki, pick a fetish, or select one at random, and wrote a greentext about an awkward first time trying said fetish. Any fetish. Even tiles

>> No.15282723

>>15282716
Link to the model?

>> No.15282735

>>15282707
You can't tell from that image, anon.

The guy who did Marceline's model in that Unity game modeled an in-tact interior of her vagina that was going to be used for interior view.

>> No.15282748

>>15282716
How the fuck do furries always have so much money to spend? When did it all go so wrong that autistic people who want to fuck animals actually get more money than a honest normal person?

>> No.15282759

>>15282748
No rent

>> No.15282762

>>15282710
Then can you draw my Russian Hellhound waifu? Muscled and scarred, lifting topless? Preferably with some broken english in text?

>> No.15282763

>>15282748
They're the most confusing phenomenon in space and time
Not only do they seem to gain the attention of very good artists, but they also have infinite funds
The universe does not understand where and how its even possible

>> No.15282768

>>15282748
Well for one they save money by recycling diapers from various dumpsters and microwaving them clean, and two they have government autism bux

>> No.15282773

>>15282748
Our government 'provides' for them.

>> No.15282775

>>15282748
>a honest normal person
You weren't describing anyone in this thread, were you?

That said, they might not have more money but they're more willing to spend it. If you've only got one or two things to obsess over and no responsibilities, guess what you can do?

>> No.15282779

>>15282748
Honestly? They became engineers. I knew a couple dozen furries, almost all gay, out of a school of about a thousand at a private engineering school. Electrical engineers and computer scientists in particular seem to be significantly over-represented in the furry community.

captcha: Rue Tibet. IT BEGINS.

>> No.15282783

>>15282748
Like everyone says, autism bux. A surprising number of furfags work in IT/tech though, so that's a thing as well.

>> No.15282786

>>15282768
God, why do you have to keep reminding me of that.

>> No.15282796

>>15282779
>>15282783
It seems the best path to getting art of your waifu is to be an electrical engineer.
Who wants to bet that's exactly what our resident waifufags are?

>> No.15282802

>>15282796
I'm studying to be a chemical engineer, not electrical.

>> No.15282808

>>15282796
i dont know what i want to do with my life

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>> No.15282810

>>15282796
Does this mean I will never see my waifu since I'm starting my own business?

>> No.15282811

>>15282539
If the stomach is farther out than the breasts, outside of pregnancy, that would be too fat.

>> No.15282813

>>15282796
Fuck, I forgot he was an EE. That field is fucked beyond words.

>>15282802
I'm sorry to hear that. Are you miserable yet, or has the boredom of your field not caught up to you yet?

>> No.15282815

>>15282716
Am I going to have to give a furry artist 10 bucks or is it out there somewhere?

>> No.15282819

>>15282811
No, you fool, you simply have to go THICKER.

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>>15282796
>Planned to get a degree on chemical engineering
>tfw not a furfag

It is a good feeling.

>>15282802
Mi negro.

>> No.15282821

>>15282710
Not that guy, but think about doing a lewd wurm or a rapey kraken. Just think about it.

>> No.15282822

>>15282779
>>15282783
>They're a bunch of geniuses who work high-paying jobs
I am at a loss

>> No.15282827

>>15282796
Aerospace engineer, but you were close.

>> No.15282828

>>15282813
I actually really like chemistry, and the 'engineer' part just means I never have to do anything actually difficult ever.

>> No.15282834

>>15282820
>It is a good feeling.
But Anon, now you're going to have to deal with that crippling knowledge that your co-worker

>> No.15282839

>>15282809
Why do nipponese demons have horns that start from the back of the head when most other depictions have horns protruding from the forehead?
Hmm it sure would be cool if I had some semen demons available to explain this to me.

>> No.15282840

>>15282834
My co-worker what

MY CO-WORKER WHAT

>> No.15282846
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>>15282809
>mfw seeing the abundance of short tittymonsters in Granblue
>there's even what can be considered an oppai loli
Holy shit.

>> No.15282847

>>15282808
Just wait for something that makes you realize what you want to do. It took me seeing a bunch of kids at recess on the bus home from college to make me realize I wanted to be a P.E teacher because of how much fun I had back when I was their age.
Speaking of which, what would it be like to work as a Gym Teacher at MGC Grade School? And no lewd shit, that's not an option.

>>15282810
Nah, it just means the sex will be even more passionate and relaxing when you get home.

>> No.15282850

>>15282822
You overestimate engineers and IT guys. Some are incredibly intelligent. Most are just really good at doing the same thing over and over without mistakes.

>>15282828
I knew a lot of people who went into CHEME for that reason. A lot of them dropped out after they spent a term measuring the drying rate of new formulations of cat litter. I've never known one who actually ended in a career where he did any real chemistry. What year are you?

>> No.15282852

>>15282840
Your coworker is Candlejack, Anon. Prepare to

>> No.15282853

>>15282840
Your co-worker could be
COULD BE
COULD
BE
a very well respected individual that's good at their job and willing to help you when you need it
AND ALSO ONE OF THEM

>> No.15282854

>>15282846
I have her.
10/10 would impregnate.

>> No.15282862

>>15282853
[Heavy breathing]

>> No.15282876

Your co worker is a Manticore

>> No.15282877

>>15282847
the issue is i kinda have a general idea about what i want to do but its so broad and how i'd go about working towards that goal is pretty intimidating
toss some apathy and cynicism into the mix and you got some whiny faggot whose upset about being incredibly lazy yet is too lazy to do anything about it

its a vicious cycle my man

>> No.15282879

>>15282847
Oh boy, I hope my waifu takes part in the business too!

>> No.15282885

>>15282850
1. Still have a lot ahead of me.
I've been making connections within this company for years to ensure job placement, I know exactly how painfully dull this is going to be.

>> No.15282887
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15282887

>Implying it wouldn't be the perfect opportunity for verbal shitposting training against furfags

Gotta look at the bright side of things, anon.

Who knows, maybe you find the cure for cancer.

>> No.15282891

>>15282887
>somehow forgot to quote >>15282853

shid

>> No.15282898

Psst, hey /mgt/ wanna sketch raffle?

Just reply to this post with your request/idea for a chance to win one of 3 prizes! Only the first 20 replies will be entered.

1st prize: Monotone draw
2nd Prize: Sketch draw
3rd Prize: (pls see 2nd prize)

Good luck anon!

ps: pls don't request anything that's too /d/ tier or illegal pls. a little /d/ is fine tho o7

If you happen to fall outside of the 20 entry max, feel free to enter the tumblr raffle instead o7
I can't really stop anyone from doing it but pls no double dipping pls

>> No.15282902

>>15282885
Good. I always try to let CHEMEs know what they're getting into. The degree description is a lie. If you're fine with working the most boring job in the history of man in exchange for a kickass starting salary, go right on ahead. Be careful of underestimating the difficulty of your program, though. I don't know where you attend, but CHEME programs tend to be rather difficult.

>> No.15282903

>>15282898
Fit Hellhound flexing her abs!

>> No.15282905

>>15282898
A Scylla in a hawaiian dancer outfit

>> No.15282906

>>15282898
Hey snibby.
Good luck with the raffle!
And maybe a quick wife drawing if I win here.

>> No.15282907

>>15282898
Mantis stalking a boy she likes.

>> No.15282908

>>15282898
Palm-sized Nazrin-like rat girl nibbling on someone's finger

>> No.15282909

>>15282898
Still wanna see the Wock/Kraken poker match, so I'll enter that.

>> No.15282910
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>>15282898
Muscular big tittied Nekomata with a Koi fish mermaid back tattoo.

>> No.15282911

>>15282898
BUFF
DRAGON
ABS
LICKING

>> No.15282914

>>15282898
Anon doing shots while Oni drinks from the bottle

>> No.15282915 [DELETED] 

>>15282541
>Quicksilver
I'm not dead, i'm just sleeping. I swear.

>> No.15282923
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15282923

>>15282898
Some sort of nice picture like post- or pre-battle? maybe sparring?

>> No.15282926

>>15282898
An anon's POV of getting hugged by a Cheshire Cat.

>> No.15282927

>>15282898
Jub thigh sex

>> No.15282930 [DELETED] 

>>15282915
No no, shhh. Shhh
It's because you're so fast that it looks like you're always sleeping

>> No.15282933

>>15282898
A Mantis and a Dullahan staring at each other's sharp objects (Dullahan looking Mantis's arm blades, Mantis looking at Dullahan's scythe), judging which is sharper.

>> No.15282935

>>15282898
A ghoul in a bikini deepthroating a popsicle.

>> No.15282936 [DELETED] 

>>15282541
>I don't even make the list of Shoot on Sight
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>> No.15282937
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>>15282898
Ryu at a hotsprings like with a small cup of sake >>15279170

>> No.15282938

>>15282898
Kobold daughteru in a sundress! unless you're up for drawing her in a black latex catsuit.

>> No.15282939
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>>15282923
I want a cute doodle of a Dragoon helping his mount lace on her armor.

>> No.15282941

>>15282898
Lizardgirl/salamander playing a competitive video game with anon/paladin/whatever guy

>> No.15282942

>>15282898
A scarred ,muscled, russian hellhound, lifting weights topless!

>> No.15282944 [DELETED] 

>>15282930
I wish i was asleep on a mattress made out of Alps.

>> No.15282945

>>15282898
A bit of a long-shot, but an idea I always had was some adventuring swordman/bard with a mermaid girl performing in a town square while its lightly raining, her fish-half in the fountain and shes singing, he's jamming on a lute or some string instrument.

>> No.15282947
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15282947

Flower power!

>> No.15282951
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15282951

>>15282898
Glacies dealing with summer heat

>> No.15282953 [DELETED] 

>>15282930
If that's what it looks like then that's what I'll go with, thanks anon.

>> No.15282956 [DELETED] 

>>15282944
>on a mattress made out of Alps
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
>>15282951
>glacies
Not Yuki-Onna in spats? Throw me a bone here.

>> No.15282970

>>15282898
a smegmacore

>> No.15282973 [DELETED] 

>>15282944
To be clear, these alps are alive, yes? And the mattress is more "comprised of" rather than "made of"?

>> No.15282976 [DELETED] 

>>15282973
yes

>> No.15282978

>>15282898
The MGE tentacle girl being embarrassed while brushing the hair of a happy, kneeling human girl in front of her.

>> No.15282979

>>15282898
well missed it, but have fun what is your tumblr so I can send anon ask just in case?

>> No.15282980 [DELETED] 

>>15282973
It's an Alp that was magically turned into a Mattress. She's still conscious, but she's a mattress now.

>> No.15282981 [DELETED] 

>>15282973
There is nothing wrong with undead alps.

>> No.15282985

I have a question, would Alps live in the Alps?

>> No.15282986 [DELETED] 

>>15282980
I Have No Mouth And I Must Suck Cocks.

>> No.15282994 [DELETED] 

>>15282980
That poor alp. Once she got used to being "she", she turns into a mattress. What happens if her unknowing owner suddenly hires a shoggoth maid?

>>15282981
Alp wights would be great fun. Alp wisps would be hilarious.

>> No.15282996

>>15282985
No they live in Finngolia, the faggot's paradise.

>> No.15282999

>>15282985
Swiss or Finnish alps, maybe

Grumpy alps live in the rockies

>> No.15283004 [DELETED] 

>>15282994
>Alp Wisp
>"M-mine frvr!"
>"What?"
>"You're mine forever..."
>"Didn't quite catch that"
>fidgeting intensifies

>> No.15283008 [DELETED] 

>>15282994
Imagine alp jiangshi. You could keep them at "stage two" forever and bully them until the end of time via seal.

>> No.15283012 [DELETED] 

>>15282973
Just imagine a row of Alps tied together, just moaning or generally making Alp sounds while i just nap peacefully on top of them, maybe carelessly rubbing myself against them and make them squirm even more.

>> No.15283017 [DELETED] 

>>15283004
I'm going to cuddle that wisp.

>> No.15283018
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15283018

>Alpfags

>> No.15283021 [DELETED] 

>>15283012
>ahhh, his ass is so firm!
>I can feel his ballsy-wallsies!
>Gosh golly gee, he's sweating! It smells like heaven!
>Ahh, his tallywacker is hanging on my belly!
>KYAAAA~!
This is the future you chose.

>> No.15283025

Oh boy, it's the sudden rush of two people trying to force their transvestite fetish on the thread. Fuck off, alpfags.

>> No.15283026

>>15282970
Thank god this bullshit missed the cap.

>> No.15283028

>>15283018
>encouraging them

>> No.15283030 [DELETED] 

>>15283012
That reminds me of that particular image set of elf girls being modified into ink pens, toilets, washing machines, cloth hangers.

>> No.15283032

>>15283018
Oh, please. Alps are wonderful. They have massive bully potential and probably make excellent companions due to shared interest. They also understand the male mind better. They're also completely Halal and Iran Approved.

>> No.15283034 [DELETED] 

>>15283021
aww jeez

>> No.15283036 [DELETED] 

>>15283030
..really?

>> No.15283041

Friendly reminder that Alps make faux-yuri a-ok because according to you all, they're still dudes deep inside.

>> No.15283042

>>15283025
>two people
There's at least three. Also there's no forcing here, since they've been part of the threads for so long.

>> No.15283045

>>15283042
Four.
I'm Ok with them, just like I am all for all but the siths.

>> No.15283046

>>15283041
I'm still making sure their spadetails get used on nobody but themselves.

>> No.15283049

>>15283042
>Also there's no forcing here, since they've been part of the threads for so long.
Oh please.

>> No.15283050

>>15283042
I think he was being ironic but you are better off not replying.

>> No.15283051
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>>15283041
Anon, please don't incite.

>> No.15283053 [DELETED] 

>>15283036
I am not joking in the slightest.

>> No.15283054

>>15283045
Five! We are many! Our alps will blot out the sun!

>> No.15283055

>>15282999
Fuck off.

>> No.15283057

>>15283045
Really? Even Kylo Ren?

>> No.15283058 [DELETED] 

>>15283053
Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with Japan.

>> No.15283062

>>15283057
That movie fanny flustered me so no, not Kylo.

>> No.15283063

>>15283054
Now you're samefagging. Emphasis on fagging.

>> No.15283064

>>15283045
Alpfags are also into furry stuff, go figure.

>> No.15283066

>>15283054
Then I will cuddle them in the shade?

>> No.15283072

>>15283051
>You will never punch the Chief God in the face.

>> No.15283073

>>15283064
Re-read it anon.
All but the siths.

>> No.15283076

>>15283064
>Alp haters in charge of grammar and reading comprehension.

>> No.15283077

I want to sleep on the rough and hard wings of my Dragon!

>> No.15283078
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>>15283072
I really want to anon.
I really fucking want to.

>> No.15283079

How do you feel about Ittan-momen?

>> No.15283080

>>15283079
Best fap rag ever.

>> No.15283081

>>15283079
Eh.

>> No.15283083

>>15283078
Yeah, but are you cool enough to deliver a fatal kick to her then start up a restaurant and live happily?

>> No.15283084

>>15283079
She's neat but I already have a waifu. THat's the problem with all the new girls these days, I already have a waifu.

>> No.15283088

>>15283077
what if they polymorph their wings into clothes like in that Helsing movie

>> No.15283093

>>15283083
Probably not, but I'd probably look fucking sick for the .5 seconds before she unmade me. Might even rattle some of her soldier's faith in her.
And that's the worst case scenario. Best case scenario is she entombs me in stone and rockets my ass down to hell.
I might eventually break out and go Doomguy on her ass.

>> No.15283097

>>15283084
How hard is it to stay loyal?

>> No.15283108

>>15283097
Not at all hard, but we haven't been together long. I've had character waifus that I've dropped after lengths of time because it didn't feel right using a character someone else made. With something as generic as an MGE profile, the character that's formed in my head feels a lot more genuine.

>> No.15283111

>>15283108
>genuine
I can't deal with this word anymore.

>> No.15283117

>>15283111
Why not?

>> No.15283120 [DELETED] 

>>15283021
I'm so turgid right now.

>> No.15283122

>>15283117
Because of Hachiman's adventures, season 2.

>> No.15283127

>>15283111
Hachiman pls.

>> No.15283129

1st prize
>>15282923
2nd prize
>>15282905
3rd prize
>>15282911

Congrats to the winners and thanks for entering everybody!

>>15282906
Ayy dude, thanks! Y-you too
>>15282979
Thanks man, and here's a link to the tumblr version.
http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/144836443234/holy-moly-300-followers-now-im-flabbergasted
The rules there are a little different, but on the plus side there's no 20 user limit.

Have a nice night /mgt/ o/

>> No.15283139

>>15283129
Aw. Mine didn't win.
Still, all of those are good so I'm not complaining.

>> No.15283147
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15283147

I want to sleep with an elf!

>> No.15283160

What Monster Girl would watch the Angry Birds movie with me, and afterwards assist me in removing P'Orc scum?

>> No.15283167

>>15283160
>Removing Orcs
But they're so cute!

>> No.15283171

>>15283160
Valkyrie. Or maybe she would just welcome them.

>> No.15283172

>>15283160
Amazon.

>> No.15283173

>>15281170
Damn, I forgot this song got so funky in the middle. Why does the devil have a bass player?

>> No.15283176

>>15283147
>No chubby dark elf to cuddle after letting her dominate you
God damn it.

>>15283160
>Actually watching the Angry Birds movie
You need to be 18 to use this website anon.

>> No.15283177

>>15283160
P'Orcfugees welcome!

>> No.15283178

>>15283129
>mine still wasn't good enough
Fug

>> No.15283184

Been playing Shadow of Mordor. I want a Rapist(Nemesis) System of Monster Girls.

>> No.15283186

>>15283129
>didn't win
Well, worth a try, hopefully someone else likes my idea a lot. Thanks!

>> No.15283187

Reminder to keep all your daughterus in strict chastity at all times lest you be tempted to dick them.
Safety first!

>> No.15283190

>>15283187
Reminder to not only allow your Daughterus childhood friend to romance her, but to encourage it.
Childhood friend romance is the best and your daughteru deserves nothing less than that boy she played Hide-and-seek with all the time in your backyard when they were in preschool.

>> No.15283191

>>15283187
Or you could just not be mentally ill

>> No.15283192

>>15283184
We already did this a year ago.

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>>15283129
>1st
Holy shit
I don't think my idea is good enough for something that quality, or is it okay? HYPE

>> No.15283194

>>15283187
But if she's in chastity, who has the key?

>> No.15283195

>>15283184
The Nemesis system is so much fun. Still have an Uruk alive I met all the way back when the game first came out.
I fully understand your needs.

http://pastebin.com/B0H2XaZk

>> No.15283197

>>15283190
>Letting some schmuck have his way with you are daughteru

>> No.15283199

>>15282665
Vengeance

>> No.15283201

>>15283195
Thanks for this, I wasn't aware we did this. I wish I could say the same but my save has bugged. Captains never come back anymore.

>> No.15283203

>>15283197
>Childhood friend
>Some schmuck
>"You are"
Childhood friend romance is the purest and nothing can convince me otherwise you daughteru dicking degenerate.
My dick is for my Waifu and my Waifu only.

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>>15283176
>You need to be 18 to use this website anon.
>Not watching the most red pilled movie of all time
Though I would watch it with a chubby Dark Elf now that you mention it and dominate me during the movie

>> No.15283205

>>15282665
Oomukadedodocharon.

>> No.15283213

>>15283204
>/pol/ loves it
Ah, all the more reason to fucking despise it.
As if I needed more of a reason to hate a movie based on a shitty mobile game from 2009

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>>15283129
Aw I wanted my Hellhound abs to win.

I am perfectly okay with 3rd prize though.

>> No.15283218

>Missed the writefag dicussion.

I always miss the good stuff. Oh, I remember when peterdnzl was in here like a month ago and I like, gushed over him. He's the guy who inspired me to write.

>> No.15283221

>>15283213
I think its funny, the movie is basically >>15280317 as fuck.

>> No.15283223

>>15283218
>peterdnzl was in here like a month ago
And you say you miss the good stuff? I had no idea.

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>> No.15283230

>>15283221
I'm sorry, what?
I'm trying to make sense of what you said, but there's none to be found.

>> No.15283233

>>15283223
It was sheer luck I was here. And he was here for like, fifteen minutes. It was cool though. He said he was thinking about writing something new. But based on lack of said story, I don't think it came to fruition.

>> No.15283234

>>15283221
The movie is breastfed by a holst?

>> No.15283238

So has the thread been keeping up with that Monster Girl Island guy?
Because he remade the Dark Elf's model and oh man.
That's a semen demon.

>> No.15283239

>>15283230
>>15283234
I think that he means it was made so far after the fad ended, that the slowpoke applies.

>> No.15283245

>>15283238
I seen a webm of like, two girls bent over and he just kept slapping their ass and putting something in their butt. It seemed cool enough.

>> No.15283254

>>15283245
There's a rough demo you can download where you putz around and get introduced to some characters before getting knocked out and raped by a sadistic slimegirl.
You'll be able to avoid that if it's not your bag in the full release.
Demo 2 is going to be a lot bigger and more polished, but it's gonna be a while before he's done with it.
Just go to the blog and look at the fucking Dark Elf.

>> No.15283261

>>15283229
PA.CHINCHIN.KO.

>> No.15283263

>>15283254
You'll have to link to the blog, I stumbled upon the webm on /gif/

>> No.15283273
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>>15283229
Merurusa is a semen demon something fierce.

>> No.15283274

>>15283273
Don't make me say it.

>> No.15283279

>>15283254
Elves are fucking boring.
Shark girl is best girl.

>> No.15283283

>>15283274
It isn't /u/ stuff it's that what you're getting at:
http://i.imgur.com/vRbQfTY.jpg

>> No.15283286

>>15283263
It's literally monstergirlisland dot com
The guy who runs it is pretty based. He really wants to make the demos meaty since he won't be releasing many so there aren't many releases.

>> No.15283290

>>15283283
I wasn't quite sure. Carry on.

>> No.15283292

>>15283283
I think he meant source which you solved regardless.

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15283295

>>15283290
>>15283292
We're cool then?

>> No.15283296

>>15283286
Boy, you were not kidding about that Elf.

>> No.15283299

>>15283279
Well yeah. Obviously.
I was just pointing out how much of a fluid druid the Dark Elf is now.
Delicious brown, white hair and a fat ass. That's three of my fetishes right there and not even mentioning that skintight number she's wearing.

>> No.15283305

>>15283286
>>15283296
>that jiggly Elf butt
Hoo boy.

>> No.15283307

>>15283295
We cool.

>> No.15283308

>>15283305
>You can spank that Dark Elf ass.
>If you have VR controllers, you can manually spank that Dark Elf ass.
The future looks fucking glorious.

>> No.15283318

>>15283079
How does Ittan reproduction work?

Would Holst milk and similar items affect them?

>> No.15283319

>>15283307
Awright

>> No.15283321

>>15283318
>Dunk ittan in holst milk
>Suddenly BEEG CLOTH TIDDIES
>Shortly later she starts to smell like sour milk and you have to wash the health away
Boo, hiss, etc. I bet a Sabbath ittan would be a security blanket.

>> No.15283323

Anyone here good with RPGmaker? I want to make a project with Monster Girls with someone!

>> No.15283324

You guys will have a new game to talk about soon
By soon I mean as soon as I get some art and gameplay done

>> No.15283327

>>15283324
Hey, that'll be two as soon as I get gud at art!

So, never. Enjoy your one thing, guys.

>> No.15283332

>>15283324
I'm skeptical, but I'll just wait and see.

>> No.15283339

>>15283327
Don't give up, anon. You'll make the Leanan Sidhe sad

>> No.15283341

>>15283308
That ass slapping is truly fucking amazing.

>> No.15283367

Would you a Familiar's armpit pussy?

>> No.15283372

>>15283339
Unless she can live on text all she'd get is a bunch of unhealthy junk food. No one wants a fairy that's too fat to fly. Unless it's a titania.

>> No.15283382

>>15283372
You can't prove I don't want that.

>> No.15283384

What would the girls on /hbgt/ be doing at this time of night?

>> No.15283386

>>15283384
Schlicking to their husbandos.

>> No.15283388

>>15283372
>No one wants a fairy that's too fat to fly. Unless it's a titania.
I want to cuddle a fat titania onee-san. She'd be so nice and soft.

>> No.15283389
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>>15283384
Discussing different bondage forms.

>> No.15283409

>>15283384
Bitching about who's the bigger cancer to threads.

Edgelords or Cowboys

>> No.15283420

>>15283409
>Cowboys
I did not expect Holsts to have such kinky fantasies.

>> No.15283421

>>15283384
Whining about the alp posters giving up their perfectly good penises.

>> No.15283423

>>15283384
There'll be that one anon that stays up the wee hours of the night writing about the Wonderland of our world

America

>> No.15283426

>>15283423
Does their Wonderland have the best husbandos like our Wonderland has the best waifus?

>> No.15283428

>>15283423
>America
Pfft.

>> No.15283430

>>15283389
I want to be tied up by an Arachne and taken to her sorority house to be used by all the smug monstergirls there as a cuddlebuddy.
Also for sex, but mostly the cuddling thing.

>> No.15283442

>>15283367
I would
Twice

>> No.15283446

>>15283426
>Implying
Wonderlnd a shit

>> No.15283451

>>15283426
Of course.

>>15283428
Hate to tell you, but America is most definitely Wonderland in MGland. What's your opinion?

>> No.15283454

>>15283384
Wondering what went wrong with their lives.

>>15283389
Would they discuss if it's better to just tie the hands or wrap up most of the body?

>> No.15283459

>>15283384
Do you think the /hbg/ husbandofags are nice?

>> No.15283462

>>15283451
>Hate to tell you, but America is most definitely Wonderland in MGland. What's your opinion?
Land of the dindus, so great and free. Nah, the only culture that consistently confuses people with how out there it is is Japan. Japan is wonderland.

>> No.15283463

>>15283451
If we're talking about the actual Wonderland, a place full of monsters, crazies and assholes then you'd be right.

>> No.15283467

>>15283454
>Wondering what went wrong with their lives.
So not much different from here then...

>> No.15283469

>>15283454
>Would they discuss
Among other things. Also the merits of adding some strings to the big toes of silly human boys.

>> No.15283470
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15283470

Don't bully Alps unless you are prepared for when they bully back.

>> No.15283473

>>15283459
Yeah. But really obsessive.

>> No.15283474

>>15283470
In a... in a what?

>> No.15283476

>>15283470
Source

>> No.15283478

>>15283462
>Japan
Land of the hating of foreigners. Okay. Totally the realm that invites random mother fuckers in without telling them.

>>15283463
I mean, everywhere has monsters, crazies, and assholes. But they're much more prevalent in the shithole that has become yurop. But lets not get all pol here. I'm just busting chops, lad.

>> No.15283480

>>15283473
Well that's how they should be

>> No.15283481

>>15283470
Fuck off with transgender shit

>> No.15283482

>>15283470
>got sleep paralyis a few times
>didn't even bully
Fucking alps

>> No.15283494

>>15283478
It's just as hostile to foreigners as wonderland is
>"Lol you thought left was right? Fuck you, left is now up, and right is five days ago. Enjoy!"
I mean america isn't even strange. It's just shit. Why would you even suggest that, you clap? At least japan has fucking weirass toilets and dolls and shit

>> No.15283501
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Would cyborg humans and monstergirls chill out in bars together?

>> No.15283506

>>15283501
Sure. Cyberpunk sure is fun.

>> No.15283509

>>15283494
I dunno, m80, I've seen some pretty whimsical weird ass shit here in burgerland. I mean, take this for instance.

>werecat comes in
>becomes cheshire

>Asian lady from Japan comes in
>Becomes a lady of loose morals

See! We change people like wonderland!

>> No.15283511

>>15283501
Don't know, but what I definitely know Is that I would hang with that Mantis

>> No.15283514

>>15283509
Well wonderland doesn't hold the exclusive ability to change people.
>Succuslut walks into order land
>Becomes chaste wife material
You gotta look up at the more outlandish aspects of wonderland to draw a parallel

>> No.15283521

>>15283514

>implying a succuslut can become chaste.

>> No.15283523

>>15283521
That's just how un-corrupting these righteous folks are

>> No.15283532

>>15283470
I wanna get alpdrucked in the face

>> No.15283535

Latenight should draw a wight vampire elf. Maximum haughtiness.

>> No.15283544

>>15283535
The world is not ready for that much hora-ara. Not even a fantasy world.

>> No.15283549

There is one aspect of Mindflayers that hasn't been discussed much : the fact that they are ordered to grow in number to conquer the world by the demons of chaos

This can easily be utilized in stories, especially to use them as antagonists

>Town getting infiltrated by Mindflayers who corrupt a couple of woman and then those woman corrupt more and more... until the Mindflayer corruption has spread throughout the entire country like a disease

>Mindflayers running a human farm where they force captured men and women to breed all year round, they corrupt the daughters into Mindflayers and the sons become cum pumps as soon as they reach puberty

>Sex crazed Mindflayer who mindwashes her husband into a thrall until she gets pregnant and suddenly becomes a caring wife/mother-to-be

>> No.15283557

>>15283549
So what? Not much different then what humans do already.

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>>15283549
2 is 2edgy4me.

>> No.15283572

Something that needs to be discussed more are Slime Queens and how Shoggoths can become one

>> No.15283576

>>15283549
All of these are garbage.

>> No.15283578

I'd honestly just forget about Monster Girl Island. It's supposedly going to be pretty fetish-y and heavy on femdom.

>> No.15283580

>>15283571
Is it really that bad?

>> No.15283582

>>15283549
>not immediately turning all the baby boys into sadsquids
>they're already about the same size anyway and would be sexually mature that way
If you're going horror, go full horror.

Don't forget that mindflayers are known as powerful telepaths as well and get smarter the more there are in an area. There's a reason that mindflayer cities are known as elder brains.

Also don't forget their propensity to use thralls of many different species as henchman. A dragon is just one good ear tickle away from becoming a loyal bodyguard or a fiery scourge upon the countryside.

>> No.15283584

>>15283580
I just don't like heartless antagonists.

>> No.15283592

Considering the only horror-MG writer I've ever read is ManyEyedHydra, if you want to go for these mindflayer stories, do it. I would enjoy it.

>> No.15283596

>>15283578
People also keep bombarding the creator with requests to include foot worship, pissing, vore etc scenes. There's only a matter of time until he gives in.

>> No.15283600

>>15283596
>foot worship

I will never understand this world.

>> No.15283601

>>15283592
MEH is just edge for the sake of edge. Ireedeemably evil monstrosities getting off by brutally raping and then eating innocent men, or occasionally bastards who deserve it.

>> No.15283602

>>15283549
It's time to stop posting anon.

>> No.15283603

>>15283601
Yes, but that's the only person I ever see constantly write "horror". More people should try their hand at it, I say.

>> No.15283606

>>15283578
But that's a good thing.

>>15283584
But what if they take people whose lives have fallen apart an make them happy in slavery?

>> No.15283610

Wurms can't get me if I disguise myself as a tree!

>> No.15283611

How do you think monster girls would react if you were scared of them.

Like legitimately terrified of them, you start to hyperventilate and become nearly paralyzed with fear whenever they draw near.

What girls would try to get you to conquer your fear?

>> No.15283616

>>15283584
Not him but I find unabashedly evil badguys a bit refreshing sometimes. They don't all need sob stories or misguided intentions. Not a bad way to separate groups either.

>Normal Demon Realm monster girls want loving husbands and happy families
>Chaos Realm monster girls just want to breed as efficiently as possible, hang the cuddles and headpats.
Take that to the extreme and you get one hell of a horror show.

Not like you can't subvert it either and have a Mindflayer that discovers how pleasurable it is to make love to someone who wants her for who she is. You could even model it after that one borg episode where one drone gets cut off and learns all sorts of things about his humanity then infects the rest of the collective with his thoughts and memories when he rejoins. Bringing love to mindflayers could be a very compelling story if done right.

>> No.15283618

>>15283611
Manticores get off on that fear, and get off on watching men freak out and get confused when they experience pleasure instead of pain.

>> No.15283622

>>15283600
Footjobs are hot tho.

>> No.15283623

>>15283618
Manticores are shit.

>> No.15283625

>>15283610
That's true, Wurm's can't climb trees.

>> No.15283627

>>15283611
It's all fun and games until a guy dies of shock.

>> No.15283630

>>15283611
KC was asked this before. He said they'd just keep going until you've gotten over your fear.

>> No.15283631

>>15283616
>that borg episode.

Fuckin' GOAT

>> No.15283634

>>15283606
>But that's a good thing.
No, it really isn't.

>> No.15283639

>>15283623
No u

>> No.15283643

>>15283627
Then he will still get raped by will-o-wisp
Even death is not escape from monster girls

>> No.15283646

>>15283611
Arachnes

>> No.15283648

>>15283634
It's not?

>> No.15283649

>>15283606
Spider girl spinneret rape was already confirmed, and the main villain is a hardcore dominatrix. One of her lighter scenes is going to involve her choking you to death while she rapes you. His response to whether any of the girls will pee on you was "maybe".
Just forget about the game before you become invested enough in it to be disappointed.

>> No.15283655

>>15283596
He's shot down pretty much everything they've thrown at him through sheer annoyance though.
Also I'm pretty sure he said he's trying to keep the dom stuff evenly distributed so there's something for both sides.

>>15283622
Footjobs and Foot Worship are two very different things.
One is relatively tame and the other one requires someone who's so much of a sub even other subs get embarrassed.

>> No.15283660

>>15283649
>hardcore dominatrix
In my head this means she's a loving lady.
>One of her lighter scenes is going to involve her choking you to death while she rapes you
This is wrong and awful.

>> No.15283661

>>15283649
Hey, that's my fetish.

>> No.15283665

>>15283649
He's also hinted that you might be able to turn the tables on the main villain at some point.
If you give up on something that can be good so easily you honestly don't deserve to complain anymore.

>> No.15283668

>>15283578
>>15283649
Shit, well this sounds terrible.

>> No.15283669

>>15283649
Best way to go desu.

>> No.15283670

>>15283649
Wait, how is getting choked to death "light"? You die. That's not light at all.

>> No.15283671

I still have hope in MGI
Believe in elfbutt

>> No.15283673

>>15283670
Because the other scenes will be even worse.

>> No.15283675

>>15283670
When MGQ is the standard of measure this type of game will be compared against, seems pretty light to me.

>> No.15283676

>>15283673
But you died, there will be no other scenes

>> No.15283680

>>15283660
>>15283670
Pretty sure the guy said that the main villain was supposed to be horrible and unlikable.
Just hook up with the Shark or the Chuuni Slime.
Or you know, the Catgirl or the Elf. Or even the Kitsune Twins.

>>15283673
The main villain is horrible, and her scenes aren't fun. Who would've thought?
Still hoping he does put in a scene where you turn the tables on her.

>> No.15283683

>>15283675
>Anonymous said to monster-girl-island:I’m the from the sadistic scale question, i’ve made a comeback with examples! Let’s say a 1 is not sadistic at all in the slightest, a 5 would be Akeno (highschool DXD) and a 10 would be Yuno/Allucard (Future diary/Hellsing ultimate). Hope this is a clear enough view, thanks again.

>Over 10 in some particular cases. Most of the time should be around 1-8

>> No.15283684

>>15283680
>Chuuni Slime.
I thought you meant this was the ebil dom and I was gonna say fuck you, that slime is olev.

>> No.15283686

>>15283680
>supposed to be horrible and unlikable
But I don't want that in my hugbox!

>> No.15283687

Who would have though a shitty indie game with monster girls in it would be garbage?

>> No.15283690

>>15283683
>Yuno
>that sadistic
>sadistic at all
This person does not know what they're talking about.

>> No.15283694

>>15283683
>a 5 would be Akeno (highschool DXD)

>>15283690
They really don't.

>> No.15283695

>>15283690
No kidding. He put Akeno at a 5 and she barely teases, much less does anything sadistic.

>> No.15283697

>>15283684
Yeah, that "Demon Slime" from the demo?
She's not a Demon at all. She just says she is.

>>15283686
It was never stated that this game was a hugbox.

>>15283687
People like you are why OCfags don't like us.
The game's not even out anon, wait until it's done to pass judgement.
Also oddly cute despite the whole "raped you" thing.

>> No.15283699

>>15283697
>It was never stated that this game was a hugbox
Ergo it has no place in mine. MGQ was fucking horrifying.

>> No.15283700

>>15283697
Ah fuck, that "oddly cute" spoiler is in the wrong place for some reason.

>> No.15283702

>>15283697
>She's not a Demon at all. She just says she is.
I had a feeling. She's far better than that cat slut you first meet or the bee who isn't so bad.

>> No.15283704 [DELETED] 

>>15283697
>wait until it's done to pass judgement.
Fuck off, if a game looks like trash I'll call it trash.

>> No.15283705

I really, really want to try MGQ, but am afraid to try and download it on my computer. I don't want to be judged if someone happens to stumble upon it while I"m away.

>> No.15283707

>>15283699
I'm not sure he's going into MGQ territory anon.
Shit like Vore doesn't work very well in 3d at all anyway. Imagine the bullshit he'd have to go through just to appease to those /d/ fuckers.
And if he can't find a good fluid system to simulate cumshots I doubt he could find one to simulate piss.

>> No.15283709

>one character, who also happens to be the horrible main villain, does hard femdom things
>this is somehow the end of the world

If you want an example of the extent of the average femdom in this game, the shark girl slaps you around during one of her scenes while raping you, and you end up cumming when she slaps you.
Expect that to be as far as the normal femdom scenes go.

>> No.15283710

>>15283705
I've got Starless on my desktop and I don't care if anyone sees it. Why are you such a pussy?

>> No.15283712 [DELETED] 

>>15283704
Shouldn't that be "If a game is trash, I'll call it trash"? Have you never heard the saying "Don't judge a book by its cover"?

>> No.15283714 [DELETED] 

>>15283704
Why? Because of >muh maledom?

>> No.15283715 [DELETED] 

>>15283704
Look at this guy and his hot opinions. Everyone take a step back from this fuckin' guy. He'll beat the shit out of you verbally.

>> No.15283718

>>15283705
>not having a login password for your desktop
For shame anon

>> No.15283719 [DELETED] 

>>15283712
>don't judge a game by its content

>> No.15283723

>>15283707
He already said he didn't like vore or Setouchi-esque girl on top of abomination designs, and those were the only real problems with MGQ anyway.

>> No.15283724

>>15283710
I don't know. Why are you such a cockmongler?

>> No.15283726 [DELETED] 

>>15283719
You haven't seen its content. It isn't out yet. There has only been a short, unfinished demo. You twat.

>> No.15283728 [DELETED] 

>>15283709
Correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you avoid the slapping by just doing what she says?
The guy confirmed she's not going at you full strength either.

>>15283719
You can't judge the game by it's content though because it's not fucking done.

>> No.15283731

>>15283724
What? You're the one scared of someone noticing your anime porn. Grow up.

>> No.15283732

>>15283649
>spinneret sex
>villain is evil
>erotic asphyxiation scene if you lose to said villain
Okay, so what exactly is so awful about these?

>> No.15283733 [DELETED] 

>>15283726
>>15283728
>this game contains this
>I don't like it
>HURR YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
Yes I can. I don't want anything to do with scenes like that. Scenes like that are in the game. Therefore I don't want anything to do with the game.
I fail to see any errors here. Are you saying the strangling shit won't be in it after all? Because that's the only way I could be wrong about my judgement.

>> No.15283734

>>15283732
He's just whining because he doesn't like femdom.
The choking scene killing you does seem like too much, but that just means I won't go for it. It's not mandatory.

>> No.15283736 [DELETED] 

>>15283728
I'm just saying that the slapping exists, and that that's about as harsh as the game gets most of the time. And yes, obviously she holds back a lot or else she'd probably kill you.

>> No.15283737 [DELETED] 

>>15283712
>Demo out
>Dev already confirming what will and will not be in
>Multiple pieces of footage released.
All of this and the game still looks like shit, go shill your game somewhere else.

>>15283714
Nice assumptions, faggot. But no, the game is trash because the game looks worse than the stuff of my nightmares and since it's an indie game it will either be a garbage walking sim or have such terrible combat I will wish it was a walking sim.

>> No.15283739 [DELETED] 

>>15283733
You know, you could just avoid fucking the main villain. It's not something you have to do.

>> No.15283741 [DELETED] 

>>15283739
Easily done.

>> No.15283742

>>15283732
No maledom.

>> No.15283743
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I just want hard femdom with cuddle cat, is that too much to ask?

Maybe her stepping on me with her soft paws, and calling me a slave boy, or something.

>> No.15283744 [DELETED] 

>>15283733
You aren't saying you don't like it. You're stating an objective fact about it like it is inherently correct. Just correct it by stating "I THINK this game looks like trash. I don't LIKE how it makes me feel." You big fucking baby bitch.

>> No.15283745 [DELETED] 

>>15283733
Not to mention it's most likely that stuff like that will be 90% of the game. So really there's no point in skipping almost all of the game's content just to get to the parts you might like.

>> No.15283747

Now that I think about it, we should probably stop feeding this asshole.
He seems like the type who'll never shut up if we keep biting the bait.

>> No.15283751 [DELETED] 

>>15283744
>You aren't saying you don't like it. You're stating an objective fact about it like it is inherently correct.
What? When?

>> No.15283753

Just ignore the guy, his opinions are shit and it seems he is samefagging anyway.

>> No.15283754

>>15283742
Except the game has plenty of maledom?

>> No.15283757 [DELETED] 

>>15283751
If >>15283687 isn't you, then why are you even replying? I'm addressing this nigga directly about his opinions.

>> No.15283759

>>15283747
Yeah anon, how dare other anons talk shit about some trash game, right?

>> No.15283760

>>15283753
Yeah. Let's talk about better topics.
Like which of the girls in the game you'd cuddle.

>> No.15283761

Tonight, hug an alp.

>> No.15283762 [DELETED] 

>>15283757
Because you're obviously shilling for it. I'm going to stop talking to you now.

>> No.15283763 [DELETED] 

>>15283754
>Being a lying faggot
But really, why are you shilling your crap game here instead of /v/?

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>>15283761
I offer you this gesture of peace, Alp. Now go write more Vertex.

>> No.15283772

>No money till july so I cant get overwatch
>Cant choose a monster for my next thing and when I do I go back on it.
>Bakery is out of bread pudding
week's starting on a low point for me.

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>>15283762
Don't use terms you don't understand, I don't stand to gain from shilling this stuff.

I would just like to make a point that this is pretty good for an indie game and doesn't look half bad.

>> No.15283777

What's your definition of maledom? The only thing that's confirmed is that you can't legitimately rape any of the girls (as in, the tearful screaming kind of rape), but there's enough scenes where the girl is submissive.

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>>15283775
This on the otherhand is the objective trash you guys are posting about. Knowing is half the battle

>> No.15283782

>>15283775
That slime girl looks disappointingly unslimy.

>> No.15283785 [DELETED] 

>>15283775
>$0.05 has been added to your bank account.

>>15283777
By "enough" you mean about 2% of the total scenes, correct?

>> No.15283788 [DELETED] 

>>15283775
Don't reply anymore, stop feeding him.

>> No.15283790

>>15283782
I personally like the idea slimes can control their viscosity.

>> No.15283794
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15283794

Charm snek, Y/N

>> No.15283795

>>15283743
I want soft fendom with a big cuddle cat.

>> No.15283797

>>15283772
make a dice game out of you ideas. then lock yourself in your room until you make 3000 coherent words.

>> No.15283798 [DELETED] 

>>15283788
I was just wanting to draw a comparison, I'm done with the discussion.

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>> No.15283803

>>15283790
>The dialogue of her scene in the demo has her pretty much doing that.
Imagine it anon. Slimes being able to make their pussies as tight and dense as they want.
Diamonds man. Diamonds.

>> No.15283809

I got a idea.
Cyborg minotuar

>> No.15283811

>>15283809
Yes?

>> No.15283812 [SPOILER] 
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15283812

Ask for a fox and ryu piece a long time ago.
Thenorget about it.
Get it 3 days ago.

Its free.

Not gonna complain

>> No.15283815

>>15283809
Is she huge?
Does she have huge boobs?
GROPE AND SQUEEZE.

>> No.15283816

>>15283812
Pretty nice if you ask me, nothing to complain about.

>> No.15283817

>>15283809
Are we talking cyborgs as in Metal gear rising or robotic Frankenstein abominations?

>> No.15283819

>>15283809
I'd rather more backflipping minotaurs.

>>15283803
Imagine how tight you could squeeze her without having to worry about crushing her.

>> No.15283820

>15283812
Do not complain.

>> No.15283822

>>15283819
The tightest hugs!

>> No.15283826

>>15283815
>I would challenge all the monsters with a berserker pack
>>15283817
MGR

>> No.15283828

I've almost hammered out 2k words on my story. Time for a break. I see I missed a shitstorm. Besides that, hows everyone doing?

>> No.15283829

>>15283828
It's hot and uncomfortable. I don't like summer all that much, apart from the swimming.

>> No.15283831

>>15283828
Aside from some fags trying to push a bad game the thread has been alright.

>> No.15283832

>>15283822
If you got her to read some really advanced books, do you think she could gain enough insight to accurately shift her go to mimic certain textures and molecular structures? Think you could get her to make crystalline scales and slimewings?

>> No.15283834

>>15283809
>Cyborg anything
New wave of metal monsters and iron beats. It;ll be cool as long as there creator doesn't meet a lich or a science lilim, then shit would get all kinds of real.

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>> No.15283840

>>15283834
How would a cyborg slime work?

>> No.15283841

>>15283835
Cute.

>> No.15283842

>>15283835
Adorable.
>>15283840
T-1000

>> No.15283843

>>15283832
It would take some trial and error but I think it'd be possible

>> No.15283844

>>15283826
>In the monstergirl version of DOOM, berserker packs take Raging Mushrooms beyond their limits.
Imagine using a Berskerker Pack and making a sexually voracious Cyberdemon girl beg for mercy while you impregnate her in a mating press.

>> No.15283845

>>15283840
Terminator 2

>> No.15283847

>>15283835
I'd hug her.

>> No.15283851

>>15283829
Yeah, I'm more of a winter person myself. I can put on as much clothes as I want, but I can only strip so much.

>>15283831
Well, I suppose its good that we've moved on past this.

So here's some discussion. My new story may be in Wonderland, but I'm really trying to center it around the Club suite. I feel like hearts and spades are overdone. Anyone have any opinions on the attitude of what club suite wonderland monsters would be like? I've already got how they're going to be, just wanting to know what you'd all expect.

>> No.15283852

>>15283842
>>15283845
Skynet pls go.

>> No.15283854

>>15283843
>Slimes cosplaying dragons and wolfus
>With texturally accurate scales and fluff

>> No.15283855

>>15283851
Blunt and strong

>> No.15283860

>>15283851
>Anyone have any opinions on the attitude of what club suite wonderland monsters would be like?
Heavy handed

>> No.15283865

>>15283852
>Not wanting to fuck Skynet
I bet you also wouldn't fuck the Geth.

>> No.15283866

>>15283855
>>15283860

I'm glad I'm not the only one to think this.

>> No.15283868

>>15283865
>wanting to fuck Geth when there's prime Quarian pussy on the same planet
Robosexuals, everyone.

>> No.15283870

>>15283834
>iron beats
I know you mean beasts but still, now I've got musical robot dragons in my head and I blame you

>> No.15283871

>Freyja - Siren
>Mikumo - Shoggoth
>Kaname - Kitsune
>Makina - Wererabbit
>Reina - Sahuagin

>> No.15283872

>>15283812
This is a Ryu whom I would visit everyday at her shrine.

>> No.15283874

>>15283812
>Ryu
>legs

>> No.15283875

>>15283868
>Not fucking both
Coward. Go big or go home.

>> No.15283878

Vaginal is the only worthwhile sexual act.

>> No.15283882

>>15283868
>Not fucking both.

>> No.15283883

>>15283875
Just because its female doesn't mean you should fuck it

>> No.15283884

>>15283875
>>15283882
These guys get it. Geth are an orgy with a single unit, and quarians got dat booty.

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>>15283875
>>15283882
>fucking anyone expect your waifu
Degenerates.

>> No.15283888

>>15281940
What if the Kiki council catches her? I heard they do horrible things to lazy Kiki's and force them to watch their Master, while they do.. things to him.

>> No.15283890

>>15283878
>Not tile grinding
Un-ascended.

>> No.15283892

>>15283878
>He doesn't eat ass

>> No.15283894

>>15283878
As a virgin, I wont correct you. but I will say that I will try at least 30% of what's out there when I get the chance

>> No.15283897

>>15283885
>That pic
Thank you Tali for giving me my Hips, Ass, and Accent fetishes.

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>>15283835

>> No.15283899

>>15283897
Thank you Tali for giving me my bodysuits and gasmasks fetish.

>> No.15283900

>>15283885
>Pretending Tali wouldn't be into bringing a geth into the room
Hell, she'd probably suggest it first!

>> No.15283902

>>15283897
Which monster girls would have the sexiest accents?

>> No.15283903

>>15283900
Pls no Legion is like a son to me.

>> No.15283904

>>15283899
Oh right, the skintight suit fetish.
Almost forgot about that one.

>>15283900
Tali's probably into some real kinky shit. Have you seen her Shadow Broker file?

>> No.15283908

>>15283902
Gargoyles, because I remember Demona's French accent.

>> No.15283909

>>15283884
>Geth decide to study human reproduction.
>Go from being a terrifying force of evil to incredibly attractive robo women that practically throw themselves to human men
I like this.

>> No.15283910

>>15283902
Depends what accents you think they have.
I've always imagined Vampires having haughty German accents while Wights have french ones.
Dullhans would have Scottish accents
Werewolves would have Brooklyn accents.
Holsts have Southern Belle accents.
Any others ideas?

>>15283903
>Implying Legion is the only Geth.
I'm still sad. He died so his race could become a real race.

>> No.15283911

>>15283900
What the fuck would be the point?

>> No.15283918

>>15283910
>spoiler
And then I killed them all off. And EDI too.

>> No.15283923

>>15283885
>Only having one waifu
While I hate being so indecisive sometimes, I've learned to deal with it.

>> No.15283926

>>15283918
I bit the bullet and went for synthesis.
If I wasn't going to be around anymore, then I made sure Joker would be able to survive as many rounds with EDI's robopussy as he wanted.

>> No.15283928

>>15283926
>not finishing the mission

Congrats, you lack resolve.

>> No.15283932

>>15283903
>Crator Tali'zorah, I am confused. Copulation between incompatible species is inefficient.
>I wanted to test out the upgrades I made to my suit. Think of it as a trust exercise.
>Such exercises are redundant, and risk battlefield efficiency at this juncture.
>Oh Keelah... Sheperd, would you please make Legion help out?
>I should go.

>> No.15283933

>>15283911
>Not wanting to make an entire hivemind of robot women cum by fucking just one.

>> No.15283934
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>>15283926
>synthesis
>Shepard fell for it. ASSUMING CONTROL

>> No.15283939

>>15283932
>spoiler
I don't sound like that.

>> No.15283940

>>15283933
>women

>> No.15283944

>>15283940
With a little effort you could probably convince them to go through some edits.

>> No.15283945

>>15283934
>Believing the Indoctrination theory
Yeah, okay pal. I'll be over here with my happy ending.

>> No.15283946

>>15283945
>happy ending
Considering the red one is the only Shepard actually lives through, I'm the one with the happy ending. Enjoy being a husk, I guess.

>> No.15283947

>>15283944
Probably zero effort after Legion gave them individuality.
There's no way that there aren't Geth who are female after that.

>> No.15283950

>>15283946
Sometimes the hero has to sacrifice everything for everyone else.
But this isn't the time nor the place for this debate.

>> No.15283952

>>15283761
I'll hug all the alps.

>> No.15283955

>>15283950
>Illusive man believes he can control the reapers
>he's totally going to do it
>not indoctrinated at all
>he'd know if he was, right?
There is never a time and a place for the truth.
>>15283952
Please don't, it encourages them.

>> No.15283958

>>15283946
Here's my headcanon.

>Go CONTROL BLUE END
>Become the new collective consciousness of the Reapers
>Use their infinite power and resources to construct a little human-shaped CPU
>Return to life as normal

>> No.15283963

>>15283955
Encourages them to do what?

>> No.15283964

So gay dudes turn into alps
But what about bi ones?

>> No.15283970

>>15283964
They learn to love only the V.

>> No.15283971

>>15283964
Depends on if a waifu can overpower his cocklust or not.

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>>15283958
Yeah. You can totally control them. The Illusive Man was indoctrinated into thinking he could, but your mind is totally intact. Everything's going to be fine. You can totally do it.

Okay seriously, let's drop it now.
>>15283963
What luck, a boy to fuck!
I'll suck his dick 'till my tummy gets sick!
Then the night with him I'll cuddle, and from my crotch trickle a puddle!

>> No.15283973

>>15283964
KC said it depends on which is more powerful, their desire to be with their monster waifu, or their desire for the D.

>> No.15283974

>>15283964
Do you enjoy the flavor of penis? If yes, enjoy your new vagina.
>"But I like women too!"
No one cares, homo.

>> No.15283985

If your waifu wanted to spend a day in the Forest of Tentacles with you, would you humor her?

>> No.15283986

>>15283985
Sure, I like tentacles.

>> No.15283990

>>15283985
Nope, in fact just for asking about that I'd give her a divorce.

>> No.15283992

>>15283985
Okay, but I'm the giver. At all times.

>> No.15283994

Good night Anons

Something something, take care.
Something something don't burn the thread.
Sentence involving daughters

>> No.15283995

>>15283985
I'm not a fan of how the tentacles will play with both participants.

>> No.15283996

>>15283985
Sure, could be a fun thing to do,

>> No.15283999

>>15283986
>>15283996
You are aware that the tentacles will fondle you too, right? Not just her.
Those forests are easily one of the worst places in MGE.

>> No.15284001

>>15283995
Cuckold.

>> No.15284003

>>15283999
I said I like tentacles, what more do you want from me?

>> No.15284011

>>15284001
What, so if your wife's bull jerks off on your face, that means you're not a cuck?

>> No.15284012

>>15283999
Is that supposed to make it alright?

>> No.15284020

Would you a mg version of the Crawler from the Fable game that must not be named?

>> No.15284022

>>15283999
And? I’ll still be having sex with my waifu even if I’m being fondled by a plant at the same time.

>> No.15284023

>>15284020
A what?

>> No.15284025

>>15284012
No, it makes it worse.
>>15284022
Enjoy having tentacle dicks rubbing their aphrodisiac semen all over you to try and make you cum inside her more. Faggot.

>> No.15284027

>Letting something/someone that isn't you molest and god forbid, fuck, your wife.
God damn.

>> No.15284028

>>15284025
>try and make you cum inside her more
Well that actually sounds good.

>> No.15284030

>>15284027
Cucks in full force today.

>> No.15284032

>>15284028
There are items that do exactly that without having tentacle dicks molesting you and your wife, faggot.

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>>15284023
A this. It's basically a mindflayer with less tentacles now that I think about it

>> No.15284037
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SLUUUUUURRRRP

>> No.15284040

>>15284032
Then I'll just do that instead of going to the tentacle forst. Happy?
I just did it since my waifu wanted me to do it, I never asked for it.

>> No.15284041
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I want to creampie a tender tentacle!

>> No.15284042

>>15284036
I'd rather just a regular Mindflayer.

>> No.15284044

>>15284040
>Being into situation you obviously don't want to be in by your woman.
Holy shit anon, that's sad.

>> No.15284046

>>15284037
>A Vampire will never suck your blood in public
>You'll never get dirty looks from parents as they cover their children's eyes because of it

>> No.15284047

>>15284041
I want a tentacle to tenderly creampie me!

>> No.15284050

>>15284037
Why do vampires always go for the major arteries?
Wouldn't you bleed out very quickly?

>> No.15284052

>>15284046
Why? It's just her way of eating.

>> No.15284053

>>15284044
And you wouldn’t do something you didn’t like to make your waifu happy?

>> No.15284054

>>15284050
Nah, the wound heals right up when they're done feeding.

>> No.15284055

>>15284050
Drink more, faster. And the wound heals

>> No.15284057

>>15284053
Yep, especially if it's something like that tentacle forest garbage.

>> No.15284058

>>15284054
>>15284055
>wound heals right up
No it doesn't.

>> No.15284060

>>15284058
Your headcanon must be a pretty shitty, bloody place

>> No.15284061 [DELETED] 

>>15282603
Bottom of the barrel as far as writing ability goes; Has the proclivity to lash out unnecessarily at people; Can fuel an entire city based on its ability to bitch non-stop; Furposts in thread; Has somewhat okay ideas on occasion but never follows up because 'the thread can go fuck itself' and the list goes on and on and on ad infinitum.

>> No.15284062

>>15284058
Sure it does.

>> No.15284068

>>15284054
>>15284055
Damage to the carotid artery will cause blood to basically shoot out like from a garden hose, and the sudden drop in blood pressure will almost certainly make you pass out almost immediately. You will have lost enough blood to result in death in less than a minute.

>> No.15284069

>>15284036
That thing was creepy, but all potential horror was drained away by just how goddamn disappointing that game was.

>> No.15284070

>>15284068
>waaah-waah-waah! supernatural entities don't follow real world logic! waaah-waah-waah!
Go home nerd.

>> No.15284071

>>15284052
Anon, it's a show of intimacy so profound that she might as well be having sex with you.

>> No.15284074

>>15284068
>You will have lost enough blood to result in death in less than a minute.
More than enough for a meal in a few seconds. then a few seconds later vampire juju heals the wound in its entirety.

>>15284069
Yeah it's a shame

>> No.15284078

>>15284074
She'd also have to bite really fucking deep to reach a major artery. She'd have to basically have daggers in her mouth to get deep enough.
Going for veins seems a lot safer to me.

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>> No.15284097

>>15284087
What a shitty vampire. At that point you just suck from where you punctured, carotid or no.

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>>15284087
Scrape and Lick is so much safer.

>> No.15284118

>>15284105
>You'll never sit as a skittish and starving vamp sits behind you and takes ten minutes just to pierce skin because she's so hesitant, and instantly latches on once she does, kissing and licking and sucking, not wasting a singly drop and only getting a meager meal because last full moon she went a little too elizabeth bathory and it took days before you'd recovered.

>> No.15284122

>>15284105
>Scrape and Lick

I don't want an old and black Dracula as my waifu.

>> No.15284132

>>15284087
He should be thankful that she didn't find it, or else he'd be fucking dead.

>> No.15284134

I want a Rusalka to feed on my flesh as we make love!

>> No.15284156

>>15284134
That's the spirit!

>> No.15284160

>>15284134
>you will never have a threesome with a Rusalka and a Kumiho
>the Rusalka devouring your flesh so the Kumiho has free access to your liver
>while they take turns wildly bouncing on your dick

>> No.15284217

>>15284160
vorefags please leave

>> No.15284295

https://mobile.twitter.com/lil_boosie4/status/734548654011351040/video/1

Would you be a school bike, lads?

Reminder that doujin plots DO happen in real life.

>> No.15284302

>>15284295
Isn't she 15?

>> No.15284306

>>15284302
Yep.

>> No.15284318

>>15284295
In a monster girl world, considering how bad I've got it for garters, I would probably be a huge slut.

>> No.15284321

>>15284306
>>15284302
problem?

>> No.15284322

>>15284295
>15 yo american girl getting banged by 25 niggers in high-school locker room
>real american teen girls are more degenerate than the most degenerate NTR hentai gangbang girls
Lmao, land of topcucks

>> No.15284327

>>15284295
>A bunch of hellhounds on the lacrosse team take turns with that one weird kid with the shitty home-life and abusive parents

>> No.15284332

>>15284327
Oh that's not going to end well for them.

>> No.15284342

>>15284332
It'll end great for him.
He gets on the bullet train to Incubization and gets a harem of 10 Hellhounds.

>> No.15284350

>>15284342
>10 Hellhounds
You mean 25 hellhounds

>> No.15284353

>>15284342
Either that or he horrible murders all of them when they corner him and he snaps.

>> No.15284357

>>15284353
What's he gonna do, unlock spiral power?

>> No.15284369

>>15284322
Truly Wonderland

>> No.15284383

>>15284350
Whatever, the important part is that aside from said amorous Hellhounds, no one ever fucks with him again.

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>> No.15284617

>>15284615
Isit there any kind of pussy Anon wouldn't fuck?

>> No.15284618

>>15284617
... no.

>> No.15284625

>>15284617
I wouldn't fuck horse pussy, sith pussy, mushroom pussy or human pussy. Beyond that though, it's fair game.

>> No.15284626

>>15284617
Real pussy.

>> No.15284628

>>15284625
Don't lie Anon, i bet if given the opportunity you would fuck anything.

>> No.15284630

>>15284617
if its attached to something i find unattractive i wouldn't

>> No.15284635

>>15284625
Don't most monster girls have human pussy?

>> No.15284640

>>15284628
I doubt that anyone here would fuck wall pussy.

>> No.15284644

>>15284635
I thought Werecats had ribbed pussy, or that was just threadcannon stuff?

>> No.15284652

>>15284644
Just threadcanon.

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Reminder that the Offical Manga of pic related was released

>> No.15284661

>>15284635
You know what I mean.

>> No.15284664

Someone mentioned the idea of a Mindflayer Kraken a thread or two maybe three ago and its been stuck in my head since.

I don't know why, but I really love the idea of that.

>> No.15284668

>>15284664
What idea?

>> No.15284671

>>15284664
It's because it combines two great girls.

>> No.15284673

>>15284664
>and its been stuck in my head since.
That's what happens with those big tentacles, they can't get them back out. Such a silly idea it was.

>> No.15284687

>>15284668
I can't find the thread now, but it was something along the lines of her being able to abuse her ability to change size so that she could do something like convert entire ship's crews at once. Or whatever it is a Mindflayer would do to an entire ship's crew.

>> No.15284689

>>15283197
Your waifu's dad let some shmuck like you get married to her, you greedy hypocrite.

>> No.15284692

>>15284664
You have been attacked. I suggest trying to clear your ears.

>> No.15284696

>>15284689
Being a dad in MGC must be painful, always trying to make that your daughteru at least fuck someone decent.

>> No.15284711

>>15283610
Mirage Tank pls go.

>> No.15284727

>>15284659
Meh, it was pretty boring. I hope it's just first chapter. Thank God he changed the MC from shotashit to teen guy.
Is it monthly?

>> No.15284732

I will be the angriest husband.

>> No.15284736

>>15284727
Careful with the memehate

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>>15284625
>not liking mushroom pussy

>> No.15284739

>>15284727
I do not know if its monthly or not

>> No.15284741

>>15284696
>Dragon daughteru brings back one of those submissive prince home.

At least he won't dominate her.

>> No.15284746

>Accidentally getting your maid pregnant before your wife

>> No.15284751

>>15284746
>Cheating on your waifu

>> No.15284754

mofu

>> No.15284757

>>15284754
Mofu

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>>15284754
lowercase mofu

>> No.15284760

>>15284738
Hatters are underrated. I want to be charmed by one.

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>>15284754
mofu?

>> No.15284791

What's the difference between a monstergirl and a monster, in MGE? Why did those fuckhuge demon boars not tall into dire p'orcs?

>> No.15284795

>>15284791
Because they're not demons, just animals.

>> No.15284797

>>15284791
>not turn into ***

>>15284795
But what's the difference between a grizzly which turns intl a grizzly and a boar that remains a boar?

>> No.15284809

>>15284797
That's... a good point, I don't have an argument for that.
Speaking of which, did MGE really have giant fucking honeybees flying around before the current demon lord?

>> No.15284812

>>15284797
Probably because the Grizzly monstergirls was a monster who also looked like a bear. If you realise it doesn't say they were just animals or that bears even exist in that setting to begin with.

>> No.15284823

>>15284812
>"Monster that also looked like a bear"
So whats the difference between a monster that looks like a bear, and a bear that presumably looks like a monster? I need to know this to justify unmonsterized monsters. My current idea is that you need to possess a form of unnatural intelligence or cunning to be separate from a monster and a beast and only that brain power makes you monsterized. So monsters that are more beastly remain monsters, like the demon-infused boar.

>> No.15284827

>>15284823
>So monsters that are more beastly remain monsters
There are no monsters anymore anon, that's the point. Just animals left.

Calling an animal monstruous don't make it less animal.

>> No.15284832

>>15284823
Normal animals are not monsters. Animals with demonic energy are monsters.

Humans are also animals but we don't monsterize if we don't get corrupted by mamono mana.

>> No.15284846

>>15284832
"In demon realms, plants are not the only things altered by exposure to the monster's magical energies. Animals that take on aspects from demon realms, "demon realm beasts", also exist. These are animals that grew up in demon realms and as a result, are quite different in form to those found in human lands; they are typically much larger and more fecund in comparison to their human land counterparts.

While many of them look quite ominous, they are merely the "monster" counterparts to normal animals. Despite their fierce appearance, thanks to the influence of the incredible mana flowing through demon realms, demon realm beasts are very docile and will never attack a human or monster, even their carnivores will never target humans or monsters as prey. The flesh of demon realm beasts is considered delicious and a delicacy by many. Because of this, the meat of many demon realm beasts commands a high price in the marketplace."

So why did these animals monsterize but not "monstergirlize"? These are animals with demonic energy that are monster yet not monstergirls. What made them different?

>>15284827
So if I have fuck huge, jagged JRPG style giant centipedes roaming around in the deep earth, I can just say that they are monstrous animals? I just want something to kill that isn't a man or a mg in this story.

>> No.15284854

>>15284846
>So if I have fuck huge, jagged JRPG style giant centipedes roaming around in the deep earth, I can just say that they are monstrous animals? I just want something to kill that isn't a man or a mg in this story
I don't see the problem. In fact, giant centipedes existed on Earth millions of years ago and we don't call them monsters in that sense (Not as big as you probably want to make them, but whatever).

>> No.15284859

>>15284846
>Why did these animals monsterize but not monstergilize?
KC's cherrypicking. His worldbuilding is illogical and nonsensical.

Basically randomness of nature.

>> No.15284865

>>15284854
>>15284859
Alright, cool. Just curious.

>> No.15284870

How would monstergirls react to gruesome human videogames that glorify violence? How would they feel about games where the protag's love interest is a human girl?

>> No.15284876

>>15284870
Human love interests are always the worst choice.
See: Mass Effect.

>> No.15284885

>>15284870
>How would monstergirls react to gruesome human videogames that glorify violence?
I don't think they have a problem with violence as long as the focus isn't monstergirls or humans. I mean, look in canon what they did to that race of intelligent tentacles.

>> No.15284894

>>15284870
They'd think that they were cool fantasy games. I mean, human girls aren't anathema to monstergirls. They love 'em because they give them more boys to molest and they lovet ocorrupt 'em.

>> No.15284930

>>15284870
Some of them might think they're cool. Like a Salamander might get into Doom.

>> No.15284933

>>15284870
How would MGC society react to doom? Both the new one and the original.
The out rage against the original was already bad enough as it was.
And the new one where you just destroy or kill anything related to hell in any aspect.

>> No.15284945

>>15284933
Hellhounds would go on a rape adventure.

>> No.15284984

>>15284933
I wanna co-op doom 1 on nightmare with a hellhound!

>> No.15285009

>Can't do dumb sudokus because I can't stop thinking about touching scaly tail

I need help

>> No.15285024

>deel CM may not be until August
>butter-t CM I got in a month after he stopped taking new commissions so that's unknown
>melon is doing nsfw stuff and hasn't updated his dA
Send help

>> No.15285044

>>15285009
Are you using a sudoku book or an app?

>> No.15285053
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>> No.15285056

>>15285009
What type of scaly tail though

>> No.15285058
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15285058

It's too hot. Make it cool again.

>> No.15285082

>>15285044
Book

>>15285056
A big and flexible dragon one.

>> No.15285092

>>15285082
>Book

I was about to ask you if you know where to find different "mode" of sudoku, vanilla isn't doing it for me anymore.

>big and flexible dragon one.

Would a dragon likes sudoku I wonder.

>> No.15285102

>>15285092
>Would a dragon like sudoki I wonder
They would excel at it as a matter of pride. Except Jabberwocks, who just drawn wangs on the numbers.

>> No.15285108

>>15285102
that's numberwang

>> No.15285118

>>15285092
>that fucking huge one that goes from 1-12 and A--E or something

Oh god that thing is a human killer. I need wing hugs for this.

>> No.15285120

>>15285118
No wing cocoon will protect you from the shame of defeat.

>> No.15285127

>>15285053
>Inb4 Fire/Fighting

>> No.15285133

>>15285127
It can probably happen.

Thankfully I managed to make it resemble the original at least. I'm avoiding cosplay-tier design since there's already 50+ artists doing gijinkas already.

>> No.15285138

>>15285133
It's definitely happening
Wait a ticket, you drew that? Nice. It is nice. Avoiding the cosplay gijinka look is smart

>> No.15285142

>>15285120
I just want some consolation. Maybe she can even avenge me.

>> No.15285145

>>15285138
Yeah, just started today after finishing that cumflated anubis drawing yesternight.

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>> No.15285150

>>15285145
I knew the artstyle looked familiar

>> No.15285157

>>15284870

I want to play Monster Hunter with a MG!

>> No.15285163

>>15284876
>always the worst choice
I can immediately name two Bioware examples that probe you wrong.
Morrigan & Cassandra. I want me an Arachnid Morrigan and a Dullahan Cassandra.

>> No.15285171

>>15285163
>probe
Prove*

>> No.15285198

>>15285146
I'd take her home and give her a nice bath and a good warm meal.

>> No.15285207
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I want a quipppy spider girl in spandex to spend time with me!

>> No.15285277

>>15283794
sure
>>15283802
I like me some plump hair demons.

>> No.15285302

>>15285053
You're the fellow that drew the Anubis loli from the last thread right? Nice work.

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>>15285277

So do I. Kejourou aren't seen as demonic usually but then again they are part of the Succubus family in MGE.

Also it's surprising what you can find by using google sometimes. Take this image which was drawn by a Russian!

>> No.15285372

>>15285207
I want a cute little Zipangese spider daughteru

>> No.15285376

>>15285361
Can an oppai loli Kej walk around with just her hair?

>> No.15285384

>>15285376

Of course.

>> No.15285439

>Had a dream where I was charmed by a human girl under the guise of "we should become partners in crime!"
>Says she'll wait for my response next time we meet
>Woke up right after
>mfw I realized she found me before Nightmares did
What now

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>> No.15285445

>>15285441
That lady needs a comb.

>> No.15285456

>>15285445

I'd say she could use a brush instead

>> No.15285558

Which mythical creature or animal do you want to see as an MG?

>> No.15285574
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>>15285558
Peuchen (Flying Vampiric Lamia)
Jersey Devil (Dragon/Satyr/Demon hybrid with the ability to shoot fire/"poison" gas)
An Undead type based off of Pirates, Einherjar, etc.
More Magic Material type monstergirls.

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>>15285558
Going to say red cap every this question is asked until it happens, Goblins aren't complete without them.

>> No.15285626

The thread is so dead I'm starting to think the serial hugger is loose again, I'm locking my doors and windows and turning my furnace on full blast

>> No.15285635

>>15285626
You really think that's going to stop her? You have to leave the house at some point anon. You'll get careless, and then she'll strike.

>> No.15285637

>>15284727
But they didn't change the main character at all?

>> No.15285648

>>15285626

People are just at home, snuggling with their waifus

>> No.15285656
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>>15285626
cereal mofu is ready

>> No.15285657

>>15285626
>>15285635
For the last time, this serial hugger thing is just a hoax. No one's out there.

Geez is it cold in here or is it just me?

>> No.15285658

>>15285635
She can't hug me if I wear a greased up snow suit! Now the only problem is avoiding heat stroke in 80F weather

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>>15285656
I'd rather have my kitsune udon.

>> No.15285665

>>15285656
>>15285662
Red succubus here, standing by.

>> No.15285669

>>15285665
Red Oni, standing by

>> No.15285685
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>you will never be straddled by a thick milky fox
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjNY4uRUUAAMrcY.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjNY4vqUUAAg5Iz.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjNY45tUUAETpP7.jpg:orig
OniTengu has been a blessing so far.

>> No.15285688

>>15285657
She has a Yuki-onna working with her now to freeze her victims? Guess I'm moving to the Bahamas, Yetis can't swim and Yukis will melt

>> No.15285696

>>15285688
Don't be stupid, it's just some cold weather. I just gotta ch

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>>15285685
2lewd

>> No.15285737

Writefags writing, report in!

>> No.15285743
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>>15285704
I want to fill a thick CC fox with as many daughterus as she wants.

>> No.15285746

>>15285737
I've suffered from a few months of writers block.

>> No.15285754

>>15285737
my progress is best described as glacial

>> No.15285758

>>15285743
I love soft, cute art styles like that. It's why Mono is my favorite.

>> No.15285761

>>15285696
I've already caught my flight, she's too slow!

>> No.15285763

>>15285754
Yes, but glaciers are big. It must be a great story.

>>15285746
Writers block sucks. Have you thought about journaling? It helps me when I suffer from writers block.

>> No.15285774

>>15285737
I'm going to finish the story... someday.

>> No.15285776

>>15285774
Which story?

>> No.15285777

>>15285763
>Yes, but glaciers are big. It must be a great story.
ha! i wish

>> No.15285780

>>15285776
The story I've been working on for like half a year.
I’m really lazy.

>> No.15285781

>>15285763
>Yes, but glaciers are big.
That means they have huge guts

>> No.15285782

>>15285777
Well, you got God trips. So it can't be that bad.

>> No.15285784

>>15285737
Here. It's going to be either weeks or months before I feel its good and ready, but it'll happen.

>> No.15285786

>>15285780
It's okay anon. I'm lazy too. I'm making idle conversation when I could be writing my story right now too. I mean, I'm working on it, but I should have my undivided attention on it. I have a good feeling about this one though. I actually like it myself. Which is strange.

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>>15285743
I like this guy's style, but it makes me feel bad for some reason.

>> No.15285798

>>15285793
La douleur exquise.

>> No.15285810

>>15285786
Same. Unlike the other shit I've produced, this thing has gone through multiple versions, actually has a planned beginning and end, and I've even written myself a small document where I've made in depth character bios for myself.
Of course, anons could still think its garbage and my writing skills are seriously lacking, but you can't say I haven't prepared this time.

>> No.15285813

>>15285810
>this thing has gone through multiple versions, actually has a planned beginning and end, and I've even written myself a small document where I've made in depth character bios for myself.
Same

>> No.15285819

>>15284659
Is this meant to be any good? She looks like a normal girl but with very small horns.

>> No.15285822

>>15285813
>>15285810

Shall we enter another golden age of writefaggotry?

>> No.15285824

>>15285822
I haven't written anything in a whole year, I doubt I can continue it now without ruining everything.

>> No.15285825
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15285825

What are non-Angel monstergirls that can wear and wield Holy armor and weaponry?

>> No.15285837

>>15285824
I haven't written anything in near two years now
Dios mio, I haven't written anything in two years now

>> No.15285842

>>15285798
It's not much of the inexistence of monstergirls, but rather the tones and colors he uses. His stuff always has that smooth, soft lines and coloring, easy on the eyes, but it also kinda makes me feel a bit aprehensive. It's like I'm looking at an old photograph and remembering warm, comfy memories from back when I first discovered monstergirls. It's a bittersweet feel.

>> No.15285845

>>15285798
This is America, speak American you goddamn commie.

>> No.15285848

>>15285824
Only way to know is to get back up on that horse anon. I'm sure people would be happy for an old writefag to come back. Since it seems like everyone loves the older ones anyways.

Although I will say, people think that the thread is not accepting of the newer writefags, but I feel like its more of a persistence thing. You gotta get that tenure before people start taking you seriously.

>> No.15285851

>>15285845
the exquisite pain of wanting someone you know you can never have.

>> No.15285855

>>15285842
>It's like I'm looking at an old photograph and remembering warm, comfy memories from back when I first discovered monstergirls
Damn, I don't even remember how I got into Monstergirls

>> No.15285856

I want to tease a lolifox because her vulva is softer and puffier than any of her friends'!

>> No.15285872

>>15285822
It's only going to be a slightly longer one shot in my case, so unless others are going to write a bunch of stuff things will stay the same.

>> No.15285887

>>15285848
>Although I will say, people think that the thread is not accepting of the newer writefags
That's because anons have literally said they won't read anything that isn't by their favorite writefags at various points. It might just be the occasional anon being spiteful for whatever reason, but it also puts off new guys.
>You gotta get that tenure before people start taking you seriously.
This makes sense. I remember Penywise getting no responses at all for a good month or so before people realized he was pretty good.

>> No.15285895

>>15285782
5 Drafts and a unfinished past beg to differ

>> No.15285907

>>15285895
What's the story about, anon? All this actual planning and obvious commitment to making the project good excites me.

>> No.15285912

>>15285887
I also feel like you gotta be subtle about it. You can't whore yourself out too much or people will just start thinking your a shill for your own shit. Just gotta keep putting out content, and eventually, you'll start having people remember who you are.

>> No.15285913

>>15285907
It's the Duke Nukem Forever of monstergirl stories

>> No.15285918

>>15285913
So a pretty good story?

>> No.15285919

>>15285913
Holy shit, you're writing chapter 2 of Parkedbuggy's Amazon story?

>> No.15285925

>>15285918
Pretty good unless it gets released, seeing the example.

>> No.15285928

What's the Half-Life 3 of monstergirl stories?

>> No.15285930

>>15285913
Is it that /fit/ Jabberwock with an Elektra Complex story?

>> No.15285934

>>15285928
Vengeance in MGC, probably. Very long running series, never finished, but YBA occasionally pops in here with vague promises that are never fulfilled.

>> No.15285935

>>15285925
Anon, there are always people who absolutely fucking love Duke Nukem. So when you release your story, there are going to people that absolutely love your story. You just don't hear people going around going "I FUCKING LOVE DUKE NUKEM!" People normally stay silent when they like something and don't spurge out.

>> No.15285938

>>15285856
Is it a good idea to reveal you've fucked all her friends too?

>> No.15285939

>>15285919
I gotta stop you right here buggyfag, I never read anything done by him until I saw you cry for the continuation at least 5 times. Then I did read it and liked it.

Fuck you.

>> No.15285942

>>15285934
I keep getting cyber-cucked by YBA. I want more June stuff. I've already commissioned Loen to draw June.

>> No.15285944

>>15285930
Don't remind me of that tfw no fit monster daughteru to sweep you off your feet

>> No.15285945

>>15285912
This too. Being a writefag isn't some status symbol you lord over other anons, it's just you trying to inject some content into this place and maybe making someone smile or fap.

>> No.15285947

>>15285934
Nah that's the call of duty of monstergirl stories

>> No.15285952

>>15285947
Anonymoose is the CoD of MG stories.

>> No.15285953

>>15285947
No, anything by Alp is the Call of Duty of MG stories. They release fucking constantly, start new series while the old ones are not finished, have zero quality control, and ignore any complaints by the community.

>> No.15285954

>>15285947
>CoD of MG stories

No, that's Anonymoose's saga.

Gone on far longer than it has business doing so, with each story arc more crazy and off the wall than the one prior.

>> No.15285956

>>15285928
Any of the pastebin stories you liked that never saw a conclusion.

>> No.15285958

>>15285952
nah he's final fantasy

>> No.15285960

>>15285952
Who's the Battlefield of MG stories then?

>> No.15285962

>>15285952
>>15285954
It's actually quite fitting.
The saga started off well enough, but now it's got way out of hand, will never, ever end and features a protagonist who does some shady shit but is presented as a hero for it anyway.

>> No.15285964

>>15285952
>>15285954
Nah, I think that Moose is the Battlefield of MG stories. It started off great, went...places, kept going for forever, and is of beyond questionable in quality. New installments vary from excellent to "why the fuck did you write this?"

>> No.15285965

>>15285928
Hard to say, would need to be something most anons desire and that never ever will happen.

So I'm just going to say Spaceworm to make the list of ded stories bigger. I liked Mr. Nibbles.

>> No.15285966

>>15285952
No, it's Halo.
;_;

>> No.15285967

>>15285953
If anything, Alp's stuff is indie games

>> No.15285970

>>15285845
No this isn't

>> No.15285973

>>15285737
>writing
Writefag here, but I'm not so sure about the second part. Does having a couple of stories on hold count? I mean, if you think about it I could just be writing really slow. It's kind of contradictory to my writefag name to go slow, but oh well.

>> No.15285979

>>15285973
Quicksilver?

>> No.15285981

>>15285964
You have a point there.

>>15285962
There's plenty of reasons to dislike it but I don't think the shady shit it's that big of a deal. I mean I would do some crazy shit to save my own ass.

>> No.15285982

>>15285979
Hi anon!

Yes, it's me.

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>>15282191
>>15282255
>>15282275
Hi.

You caught me in a tight spot. Chapter 76's been stuck at 2k words for over a month now.

>> No.15285989

>>15285982
I enjoyed your Hellhounds in the Winter story.

>> No.15285994

Brace yourself for incoming MonMusu peeps coming. They've been purging their threads lately. It's only a matter of time now.

>> No.15285995

>>15285982
Call the FBI, silver's still alive. Thought you left for good

>>15285987
Explain yourself and that story.

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>>15285987
Now what do you have to say for yourself?

>> No.15286001

>tfw your favorite writers most likely just moved on from this place
>tfw most drawfags draw stuff for other people from other places, which eventually gets reposted here
>tfw realizing this place is mostly just a containent thread where people come to shitpost for fun

>>15285994
The final nail in the coffin.

>> No.15286011

>>15285994
Only a MonMusu peep would know that.

>> No.15286016

>>15285994
Fuck that noise. I don't want them to drag in TFs fujoshi shit along with the /d/ stuff they fellate themselves over.

>> No.15286017

>>15286011
I check in once and a while to see how bad its gotten. But that's what the conversation is about right now.

>> No.15286018

>>15285994
Wasn't this said a couple of times already?

>> No.15286020

>>15286016
TF is gone. TTF supposedly is now the translator of choice.

>> No.15286023

>>15285994
Only one thing to do, fill the thread with shitposting so that nobody would ever want to come here again!

Now, who here likes catdicks?

>> No.15286026

>>15285982
Glad to see you're alive.
>>15285994
That's happened a few times now and last time they made their own thread here with the pretext of it being about the DMM game. I hope they stay out of here though, people who say these threads are repetitive have obviously never seen the EMG ones.

>> No.15286027

>>15285989
I'm glad you did! Hopefully I'll have something good out again soon. Hopefully.

>>15285995
>Thought you left for good
Nah, I don't think I'll ever be able to leave. I'm more invested here than I've been pretty much anywhere, I'm too much of a sentimental faggot to leave.

>> No.15286028

>>15285994
>>15286018
Yeah.. And the only reason they're getting purged is when the spider/horse shitposting gets out of hand

>> No.15286029

>>15285994
They won't be welcome in this thread, if they get kicked by the unpaid man they'll have to make their own.

>> No.15286030

>>15286020
So I've read, but we can't say for sure if it is permanent.

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>>15285995
>Explain yourself and that story.

I did it because I could. You should read it.

>>15285997
>Kancercolle

Hush now we're not in /mgqg/
rip

>> No.15286035

>>15286029
You don't think the janitors of this board will try to squish the two threads together? It seems like a likely move.

>> No.15286039

>>15285982
>a brief talk about how it's better not to attentionwhore
>you show up and announce yourself for no reason
Oh god dammit. Why?

>> No.15286045

>>15286027
>Nah, I don't think I'll ever be able to leave. I'm more invested here than I've been pretty much anywhere, I'm too much of a sentimental faggot to leave.

I'll drink to that.

>> No.15286046

>>15286039
I asked if he was Quicksilver. He didn't attentionwhore.

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>>15286031
Nigga I just happen to have a fuckhuge Abyssal folder.

>> No.15286050

>>15286001

I've moved on from writing to learning how to draw though I doubt I'll ever post anything I'll make until I get more experience under my belt

>> No.15286054

>>15286048
So do I

>> No.15286056

>>15286048
Give.

>> No.15286060

>People were posting horse porn mega links on monmosu threads

Oh wow

>> No.15286062

>>15286031
>You should read it
I don't know, I'm very touchy with MGQ things that's why I asked. I'll do it because I'm fucking bored but I hope it's autism-free, or almost.

>> No.15286064

>>15286039
>writefags can't show up without it being attentionwhoring
And you people complain about them never being around anymore, jesus.

>> No.15286066

>>15286060
I'm sorry, what?

>> No.15286069

>>15286039
He was asked, that's just being polite rather than revealing himself for no reason.

>> No.15286074

>>15286060
That can't be true, is that thread really that retarded?

>> No.15286076

>>15286054
Excellent taste.
>>15286056
It's too big for imgur, and being the technologically inept faggot I am I have no idea how to convert it into a downloadable folder. Kinda like my Nero folder.

>> No.15286077

>>15286066
They were nuked because somebody was posting horse porn links in their threads.

>> No.15286084

>>15285964
This is perhaps the fairest description of the Moose saga I've seen. I'm not sure if he's planned it all out or just makes it up as he goes, but sometimes it feels like he just gives up and gets a bunch of the cast to act really out of character for no reason. The way he's made the party into some insane unbeatable A-Team kind of thing where they stand against most of the world got a bit too silly after a point too.

>> No.15286089

>>15286077
>those same posters may be forced to integrate into this thread

So, we want to just use cyanide capsules, or what?

>> No.15286090

>>15286076
just put it all in a .zip/.rar and toss it on mega

>> No.15286094

>>15286074
It's true. And it's happened several times already.

>>15286089
Just report. Fortunately, mods here are more competent.

>> No.15286100

>>15286039
Good going asshole, you scared him away.

>> No.15286105

>>15286084
I don't mind the A-Team bit. It's part of the genre. It's cheesy and ridiculous, but he usually makes it work. I do mind the rambling, directionless story and the occasional breaking of character. After a hundred chapters, the only character that I think is well-defined and consistent is Rose. Everyone else seems to just slide all over.

>> No.15286106

>>15286039
Good job you fucking spook

>> No.15286107

>>15286090
Or mediafire.

>> No.15286110

>>15286039
Quicksilver isn't an attentionwhore. He's a faggot who writes /d/ tier shit, but he doesn't shout it from the rooftops like Negawalker did.

>> No.15286112

>>15286090
Now that works, I'll see what I can do in that regard.

>> No.15286141

As the wurm turns, so too do the days of our lives.

>> No.15286146

>>15286141
What does Wurm-chan have any business turning for? How does turning Wurms even work?

>> No.15286149

>>15286141
Wurms are shit.

>> No.15286157

>>15286146
Ever heard of Wurm-tipping?

>> No.15286159

>>15286157
M'Lord

>> No.15286164

>>15286157
I thought that was with cows. Plus, a Wurm will just roll over and get back up.

>> No.15286168

Buffalo girls wearing feather headdresses.

>> No.15286170

>>15286157
>implying any human has the strength to tip a wurm

>> No.15286171

>>15285967
Fuck off, there have been some great indie games. Steam is now unfortunately buried under a pile of utterly shit ones in recent years, but some of my most played games have been indies.

>> No.15286176

>>15286157
I'm sure they would find it fun, just make sure to do it on a flat surface, can't let that day with the pally scouts repeat itself.

>> No.15286177

>>15286170
It's generally done with a team of ten and a cooperative wurm.

>> No.15286184

>>15286171
Don't be mad at me now, Alp, or else I'm gonna call your shit the Steam Greenlight of vidya

>> No.15286188

>>15286184
That's pretty fuckin' harsh, anon.

>> No.15286202

>>15286177
That doesn't sound fun or exciting at all.

>> No.15286203

>>15286184
Savage

>> No.15286208

>>15286084
>>15286105
I feel it jumped the shark long ago and will probably end up being double its current length by the end, but I still want to know where he's planning to go with it all. I mean, he must have some idea on where all this is going to go. I really doubt Laven will merrily go back to being a loner on Earth after all this is over, but at the same time the only way he'll have a peaceful life on this other world is if he fucks over all of human civilization there.

>> No.15286210

>>15286184
>this is the second time I've been mistaken for Alp
I mean, it could be worse...

>> No.15286211

>>15286208
What if...Now follow me for a second...

He takes his harem back to earth.

>> No.15286214

>>15286157
Yeah. You give a wurm a dollar and run off. It leaves them very confused.

>> No.15286216

>>15286184

>mfw I just want to be known as the RL Stine of MG writers.

>> No.15286218

>>15286210
I was just kidding Anon, or should I say, Bob.

>> No.15286224

>>15286208
I get the impression that this whole thing already has an ending. Anything this long has to have an ending already. I just think that he's enjoying the ride and telling whatever story he wants on the way there. I don't begrudge that; I actually like the story, faults aside. I just wish that he planned AT ALL what happened in the middle. It seems like everything up to chapter 30 or so was written out ahead of time. Everything afterwards is just for fun.

>> No.15286225
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>>15286056
It's gonna be a good hour and a half until everything's transferred, can you wait that long?

>> No.15286227

They say if you're mistaken for an Alp 6 times, you become an Alp!

>> No.15286229

>>15286211
Considering how monsters treat humans in his setting, that would be nastier than YBA's contact war. Only the advantage would firmly be in the monster's side this time.

>> No.15286230

>>15286149
Don't take your anger from your erectile dysfunction out on MGs superior to your favorite, fat ass.

>> No.15286233

>>15286202
It's both fun and exciting for the wurm

>> No.15286236

>>15285737
Reporting. Still no progress because I'm a procrastinating degenerate.

>> No.15286238

>>15286211

>Taking MGs back to Earth
>Taking just a few MGs back to Earth
>Going back to Earth


Ishygddt

>> No.15286240

>>15286233
Everything is fun and exciting for Wurm.

>> No.15286241

>>15286230
Go fuck yourself, you goddamned gook. I can be mad at whatever I want.

Also, you're waifu doesn't exist, on top of being a shit.

>> No.15286245

>>15286236
You'll come around eventually. Here. Have a 90's song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8dh9gDzmz8

>> No.15286247

>>15286214
Very clever anon, well played.

>> No.15286251

>>15286245
>You'll come around eventually
It's been years.

>> No.15286253

>>15286227
NO GODDAMMIT NO

>>15286224
So basically the end of volume one? I also got that feeling. I loved it when it was the adventures of a scared Earth guy and his powerhouse Salamander wife/bodyguard. I felt it lost something the moment Susan showed up and now it's just the story of one man wandering about ruining everything he comes across with his battle harem.

>> No.15286255

>>15285737
Red Valkyrie, standing by

>> No.15286260

>>15286253
I haven't read much of it. Just to the spider and old man. Does he fuck everything that moves, or is he loyal to the salamander?

>> No.15286264

>>15285737
Juggernaut, standing by!

>> No.15286268

>>15285737
Slowly, it's happening.

>> No.15286271

>>15286260
That's another problem. He ends up fucking any girl who joins the main group.
Yet he got furious at a girl on Earth who acted the same way with his friends.

>> No.15286275

>>15286253
There are worse things then being a cute alp.

At least people will give you headpats and ask you to sit in their lap.

>> No.15286276

>>15286253
Susan's introduction and early scenes also seemed reasonably well thought out, albeit less so than before. I think that the battle harem thing could work, he just needs to sit the fuck down and establish a cause and an enemy that doesn't feel like it's the flavor of the volume. He also needs to start coming back to some of the relationship storylines. The girls have been neglected for forever.

>> No.15286278

>>15286271
What a man-whore.

to be fair, though, I don't know if I would stay as moral as I am now if I were in his position.

>> No.15286279

>>15286229
Reminder that the reason the Contact War was as short as it was, was because the Demon Lord troops got so sick of killing men that they overthrew their ruler to make peace so they could focus on fighting off the other empires gunning for control of the main gate. It's why the current place is almost a puppet state.

tfw the Terrans agreed to peace basically to create a buffer state and staging area against the much more powerful enemies that were the Pharoahs and the Shoguns in the Gate War

>> No.15286280

>>15286275
But I don't want all that...

>> No.15286281

>>15285737
Standing by.
So we blowing up this Death Star thing or what?
How many of the fucking things does the Empire have, anyway?

>> No.15286285

>>15286253
It's ironic, everyone shits on the story yet we somewhat often discuss it accurately because anons read it. And then the guy doing the summaries when moose updates appeared.

I bet this is the same as the YBA conspiracy.

>> No.15286287

>>15286280
Something something you say no but your body says otherwise

>> No.15286288

>>15286285

>YBA conspiracy

This shit again? I literally read it one day on my quest to read everything, and everyone swears i'm YBA shilling.

I didn't start the moose thing this time though!

>> No.15286290

>>15286276
You know it, poor girls must be confused as hell.

>>15286278
Being a smart bastard tends to make you live longer.

>> No.15286296

>>15286275
>headpats
I'm squarely in the "tired of this shit" camp when it comes to that.
Having fuckhuge boobs would be fun though. I'd rack heh up a huge water bill with the length of my showers though. Tits are distracting enough without soapy water running over them.

>> No.15286297

>>15286288
My YBA conspiracy thing was discredited time ago, this time is just for fun.

>> No.15286300

>>15286225
Yeah, sure.

>> No.15286301

>>15286290
Depends on what type of smarts, and what setting. A scholar would get fucked up in a ghetto, but a street-wise guy would be overwhelmed in a university.

>> No.15286302

>>15286279
They should have just killed off most of the monsters and put the rest in their place.

>> No.15286304

>>15286296
If you were truly an alp, you wouldn't be distracted by your newfound boobs. Only soapy dong will distract you.

>> No.15286308

>>15286285
Oh, I ended up reading quite a lot of the saga. I still think the writing is all over the place, Laven is a cunt and gets treated like a great guy for it, the harem are too powerful even as individuals and the villains are incompetent morons.

Still, I kept reading because it started off so damn well. It's one of those weird things where you know it's not doing well but you made a commitment.

>> No.15286311

>>15286301
Well I'm not talking about how scholar you are or anything else, just knowing when you should fuck over someone for your sake and when not to do that, either because it's a extremely dick move for a minor convenience or because it's a friend or something.

I mean, going by moose's world, you'd better not piss off anyone too much but if you did best be the king of bastards.

>> No.15286313

>>15286296
>Tits are distracting enough without soapy water running over them
I see that I am not the only one that shares that fetish

>> No.15286321

>>15286296
What a lewd Alp. People prefer conservative alps who like headpats and cuddles that are cutesy, not casual ones with fuckhueg breasts who just masturbate and act like a dude as a girl.

>> No.15286322

>>15286301
>a street-wise guy would be overwhelmed in a university
how

>> No.15286324

>Mod removed talk of writefaggotry

Jesus shit.

>> No.15286326

>>15286313
It's one of the few things that 2D does poorly when compared to 3D. Soap in hentai and anime acts like a novelty bra, when in reality it's this wonderful thing that slowly slips across the skin and makes their breasts glisten with water droplets.

>> No.15286331

Why do people like alps if their only shtick is literally "they used to be dudes"? Why not just a Succubus? They're everything Alps are, on top of being girls from the start.

>> No.15286333

>>15286308
I know right? You just keep reading, hoping for something good.

It's funny, the story is kind of a relic from a time long gone, most from that time died and others came but he keeps going, it's like a routine.

>> No.15286334

>>15286326
My boy, you are a man who understands the finer qualities of life
Question: What's your opinion on baby oil?

>> No.15286335

>>15286322
He didn't mean physically overwhelmed.

>> No.15286338

>>15286331
Normal succubi are usually depicted as being more confident and smug while Alps tend to be shy and nervous around men.

>> No.15286339

>>15286321
>headpats
No really, this is an exceedingly silly thing that I can't even fap to.
>not casual ones with fuckhueg breasts who just masturbate and act like a dude as a girl.
I don't know about that, pervy tomboys with big tits and a masturbation habit get me off.

>> No.15286343

>>15286251
Don't reply for me anon. It hasn't been years.

>> No.15286344

>>15286338
Why not fantasize about a succubus who's shy and nervous around men? It's an infinitely cuter scenario than an Alp, even.

>> No.15286348

>>15286339
Same, preverted tomboys are great.

>> No.15286349

>>15286334
It would make for a VERY pleasurable wrestling match against a naked succubus.

>> No.15286351

>>15286343
It's been decades?

>> No.15286353

>>15286338
Alpdom is fine too.

>> No.15286356

>>15286344
Because an Alp is completely foreign in her body, and every experience is new and alien to her.

>> No.15286357

>>15286351
It's been around four months. I wish I had an idea like Wonderland Club again. Nothing else is really fun to write

>> No.15286360
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>"That's it baby! Pose for Horse Pussy Monthly!"

>> No.15286363

>>15286356
Isn't that basically Alice's shtick?

>> No.15286366

>>15286326
>When they just step out of the shower and they have that wet glisten on their skin from the lights
I know two artists who do the skin glisten/oil correctly
Everyone else exggerates it

>> No.15286367

>>15286356
So is a fucking succubi if she's newly created from a human girl.

Alpfags have no leg to stand on. They're the same sort of people who think Kampfer had any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

>> No.15286371

>>15286363
An Alice is a loli that has amnesia

>>15286367
>So is a fucking succubi if she's newly created from a human girl.
Getting a spadetail and wings is hardly compareable to going from bro to alp.

>> No.15286373

>>15286360
Are you also tiny dick guy and kobold daughteru guy? You all seem to have a terrifying tenacity behind your meme pushing.

>> No.15286375

>>15286360
HOLY FUCK THOSE HIND LEGS!! CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE SHE BROKE THEM BOTH!

>> No.15286378

>>15286363
I'd say it's an issue between help the alp to explore her body and learning about it or having an alice and do the same but with full reset, not learning anything ever.

Fetishes can be picky

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>>15286360
She's probably happy that her husband loves her body as a whole.

>> No.15286386

>>15286375
I'm suddenly imagining a centaur with its legs jointed like a human's. It's so fucking sad.

>> No.15286391

>>15286324
I just got off a three day ban for pointing out he's a slime poster and the guy that's been forcing new threads lately. Not even for saying anything negative. Only time I've ever got banned for being a stalker-anon. One of the original three. Only the second time I've ever been banned either. First time was calling a guy out as Negawalker-tier in his shitposting. Which wasn't anything wrong either.

The point here is that the moderation here lately is not particularly rational, so don't expect it to be.


Now how about them elves? You know what I've been thinking of lately? Farmer elves. You always see elves in trees and stuff but they make so much food out of wheat products. Wheres the busty elves in the big straw hats that live out in the prairie?

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>>15286360
dam dude, that's a busty elf :^)

>> No.15286395

>>15286392
>THat budle
Dios mio, it's a fucking demon

>> No.15286396

>>15286392
Why would an Elf be posing for Centaur Illustrated?

>> No.15286397

>>15286375
Sorry anon, we're just gonna have to put her down.

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>>15286344
This

>> No.15286400

>>15286391
>One of the original three

>> No.15286406

>>15286396
10 pts in bluff

>> No.15286409

>>15286396
They are only going to show the upper body. No one will know.

>> No.15286410

>>15286371
It's a huge shift in the mind, to the point where you can consider the original girl dead and gone from this world. A new mind in a body recreated by magic for the sole purpose of sex, more pleasurable and efficient than a human girl would be capable of, as well as the capacity and physiological changes that allow for magic, would be an unimaginable change.

>>15286391
Do you know for a fact the guy who posted slimegirls is him? The janitor has a hair trigger for post flagging anyway. He'll ban wherever the accusation is correct or not.

Considering elves' attachment and link to nature, I can imagine agricultural elves have an innate knowledge of the very earth they cultivate, to a degree. It'd be a useful thing.

>> No.15286412

>>15286381
This, Centaurs are really nice girls, they're just insecure about their horse parts.

>> No.15286416
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>>15286360
Centaurs with huge tits are unfair.

>> No.15286417

>>15286400
The stalkers stalk the stalkers too, anon.

>> No.15286419

>>15286360
She looks like she needs a hug.

>> No.15286420

>>15286412
Centaurs are cute.

>> No.15286421

>>15286417
This isn't the Zone.

>> No.15286424

>>15286410
>spoiler
It's a fact. Also if you see someone say migrate in the imperative, it's him.

>> No.15286425

>>15286419
Being bullied and having low self-esteem has turned her to a life of posing for erotic pictures.

>> No.15286430

>>15286417
>>15286421
You shouldn't have come here, stalker. Now you will be WURM FOOD

>> No.15286441
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15286441

Noice

Wish this guy got more commissions, he's a good artist

>> No.15286443

>>15286430
Is that where a loli Wurm nibbles on your ears?

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15286446

ara ara ittan-momen

>> No.15286451

>>15286441
Oh yes. Why do I find plant women so sexual? I blame Poison Ivy for this. Stupid sexy eco-terrorist.

>> No.15286454

>>15286441
Looks like the Alure Une from the DS Castlevania games. Very nice.

>> No.15286460

>>15286446
Nice!

>> No.15286461

>>15286441
A little too much shine and a little too much old-style barb face for me. But it's still really good.

>> No.15286463

>>15286443
Yes, like the one who's eating yours right now.

>> No.15286464

>>15286430
Not the wurms! They aren't even real snakes!

>> No.15286467

>>15286441
>100 bucks for a full body
>Wockfag got 3 images from him

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"Anon I need those T&A reports on my desk by 5!"

>> No.15286476

>>15286471
OK

>> No.15286477

>>15286446
I still find rape cloth to be bland and silly.

>> No.15286478

>>15286471
Too hypersexualised. Looks like a bimbo.

>> No.15286479

>>15286420
Of course thy are, they can be just as cute as any other monster girl out there. Plus nothing makes you feel better than cheering up a sad centaur by asking her out on a date and giving her a reason to not feel insecure anymore.

>> No.15286480

>>15286471
>It's 5:01

How?

>> No.15286481

>>15286477
Because you're not using your imagination with them.

>> No.15286483

>>15286471
Those tits are gross

>> No.15286484

>>15286471
Why the fuck am I writing a report on tits and ass?
Tits are the among the greatest things ever but a full report on them will still be boring. Too much writing, not enough groping and sucking.

>> No.15286485

>>15286480
>5:04
sweating_man.jpg

>> No.15286486

>>15286471
What if I can't make it?

>> No.15286490

>>15286481
That's nonsense. I use my imagination with the other girls and have a lot of fun doing so, but I can't take a sexualized piece of silk seriously.

>> No.15286491

>>15286471
Ma'am, with all due respect, I've been working overtime for 3 nights in a row. The coffee maker ran out 2 hours ago. Can't somebody else do this?

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>>15286478
>>15286483
Pleb patrol ahoy

>> No.15286498

>>15286494
This one is okay. Better proportions than the genetic defect above.

>> No.15286501

>>15286479
I want to tell all centaurs they have nothing to feel insecure about.

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>>15286441
Her face reminds me of Miriams.

>> No.15286503

>>15286471
And if I don't?

>> No.15286504

>>15286494
Better. Lips still look like they've been inflated by Dobson.

>> No.15286505

>>15286503
Then you're fired, you idjit.

>> No.15286506

Frog girls

>> No.15286509
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The Raccoon of Wall Street!

>> No.15286511

>>15286506
Probably give great blow jobs

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>>15286506
>>15286511

>> No.15286515

>>15286509
Did somebody bring their kid to work? She should play at the park instead of running around Wall Street.

>> No.15286517

>>15286514
Asui is lewd!

>> No.15286518

>>15286446
>Skindentation
Glorious.

>> No.15286522

>>15286515
>Anon comes into work, treats a Tanuki just like this dwarf is treated.
>He's convinced she's just a cute, cuddly Raccoon.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02572EyOIzQ

>> No.15286524

>>15286471
>>15286494
Those lips are ugly.

>> No.15286534

>>15286504
>>15286524
post something then you nitpickers

>> No.15286542

>>15286534
I just did. I posted criticism against ugliness.

>> No.15286543

>>15286522
So all I have to do is pick her up and give her a time out.

>> No.15286546

>>15286542
how can one man be this obtuse

>> No.15286549
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15286549

What's wrong with centaurs?

>> No.15286552
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>>15286543
She's an angry little Raccoon!

>> No.15286556

>>15286549
Smelly.

>> No.15286558

>>15286546
>Being facetious is now being obtuse

Right. You just upset the pictures aren't all that attractive?

>> No.15286559
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>>15286441
And another commission just finished too.

>> No.15286563

>>15286549
Nothing, centaurs are made out of pure love.

>> No.15286567

>>15286549

Nothing. They just aren't my favorite kind of MG

>> No.15286569

>>15286559
THICK
UNDEAD
HIPS

>> No.15286570
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>>15286552
Punish the Raccoon!

>> No.15286572

>>15286518
Too bad you won't be able to see it.

>> No.15286574

>>15286558
>You just upset
If that helps your narrative, sure

>> No.15286576

>>15286559
>Thse hips
>Those thighs
Mmm

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>>15286549
They're not real.

>> No.15286582

>>15286570
No Anon! She'll sue you for assault!

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>>15286534
Done.

>> No.15286590

>>15286446
What's the point of an ara ara ittan if she doesn't even have enough cloth for you to feel her body properly? It's not like you can SEE it, so that skimpy naked apron really goes to waste.

>> No.15286591

>>15286501
Agreed, they're all cute and friendly girls who shouldn't have to ever feel insecure due to just being themselves. If hey ever do feel down though, i'll be their to lend a hand and a shoulder to them, and even a hug if needed.

>> No.15286592

>>15286577
Oh bicorn, how I wish you could show me the magic of having my own harem.

>> No.15286596

>>15286467
Anon, think of all the images wockfag has got. He posted before how much he's spent and it's a big number

>> No.15286597

>>15286582
Too late! That Tanuki is getting punished!

>> No.15286601

>>15286559
OH. FUCK. YES.
Loen finally drawing a Lich, today has been a good day.

>> No.15286602

>>15286589
>that ass anatomy

>> No.15286604

>>15286589
Nice anon! Good face, good hips, good tits, that ass though.

>> No.15286605

>>15286582
Then she's getting a spanking.

>> No.15286606

>>15286590
>It's not like you can SEE it
Japanese artists ignore the Ittan's false body being invisible, so I don't see why we shouldn't.
In everyone's headcanon she's basically just a ghost in naked apron already. Whatever the profile says doesn't matter all that much.

>> No.15286607

>>15286597
Sent home with a spanked bottom and a ruffled tail!

>> No.15286613

>>15286591
We should form a Centaur-cheering organization.

Do you also happen to like paladin/angel girls and monoeyes by any chance?

>> No.15286614

>thick Lich and Ittan-Momen side-by-side
Today is a good day.

>> No.15286615

>>15286559
YOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15286616

>>15286589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R4zDuNfyzE

>> No.15286622

>>15286559
More Lich is always great.

>> No.15286623

I will tell Tanukis that greed is a sin.

Bloody hell, is it Tanuki or Danuki?

>> No.15286626

>>15286559
Is that a magical tome she's holding? Or an easy step-by-step guide to getting great looking thighs?

>> No.15286627

>>15286602
>>15286604
>>15286616
Yeah, I hope the artist goes back and revises the image at some point.

>> No.15286628

>>15286549
Nothing with them.

Though I tend to find myself around centaur lovers who, for lack of a better term, aren't quite right in the head

>> No.15286634

>>15286613
Actually yes, both are also cute and deserve a chance at love just as much as the centaurs do.

>> No.15286637

I want to Ride a Centaur into battle.

>> No.15286638

>>15286623
Tanuki. "Danuki" is a weird Japanese-ism.

>> No.15286641

>>15286607
Along with a dunce cap!

>> No.15286645

>>15286559
Perfection.

>> No.15286650
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15286650

>>15286627
Can't all be perfect.

>> No.15286653

>>15286623
But greed is good.

>> No.15286657

>>15286559
Meant to post that when he sent it this morning and then work happened.

The wait was more than worth it, Loen's too good.

>> No.15286659

>>15286559
UHHHHHHH

THICKER

>> No.15286661

>>15286650
Why are the undead so fucking sexy? The concept of eternity horrifies me and by lusting after Liches and Wights it means I'm masturbating to corpses. But they both make it feel so damn good.

>> No.15286665
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15286665

>>15286659
k

>> No.15286671

>>15286665
Hot damn

Thicker

>> No.15286679
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15286679

>>15286659
>>15286671
How thick you want yourr girls?

>> No.15286684

>>15286559
Look at her crotch.

>> No.15286690

>>15286684
?

>> No.15286691

>>15286679
Thumbnail looks like she's stuck in a Clothes Dryer

>> No.15286693

>>15286684
What about it?

>> No.15286696

>>15286679
Just thick my shit up sir

>> No.15286697

>>15286684
Explain?

>> No.15286699

>>15286691
Fuck you I can't unsee it.

>> No.15286702

>>15286690
>>15286693
>>15286697
Don't know if intentional or not but I see a vagoo.

>> No.15286706

>>15286702
OH MY GOD ANONYMOUS
It's almost as if
It's almost as if that Lich IS A GIRL

>> No.15286712
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15286712

>>15286665
I think we can go further.

>> No.15286714

>>15286699
>>15286702
I just see the shape outline of the vulva and general crotch area. Nothing lewd or weird, but barbie-doll anatomy might be implied. What's the issue.

>> No.15286715

>>15286702
HOLY SHIT STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
SHE HAS GENITALIA? I THOUGHT SHE WAS A FUCKING PLANT

>> No.15286723

>>15286712
Daily reminder that Abigail is a lazy slob. Do not fall for her tricks!

>> No.15286724

>>15286702
That's where vaginas tend to be.

>> No.15286730

>>15286712

One day I'll commission Mono for Kej art.

>> No.15286733

>>15286712
I want to put my head between her thighs and die

>> No.15286736

>>15286691
Must be a tiny anubis to get stuck in there like that.

>> No.15286737
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15286737

>>15286723
But that just makes it even better. I want her to trap my head between her thighs while she eats pizza and channel surfs.

>> No.15286739

>>15286733
You don't really.

>> No.15286744
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15286744

>>15286737
>thin torso, wide hips and thick thighs
This is the best body type and you can't prove me wrong

>> No.15286749
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15286749

>>15286744
I can't.

>> No.15286755
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15286755

>>15286712
That's the thickest Mono has ever drawn Abigail, especially when you compare it to >>15286737

>> No.15286756

>>15286730
Some say that he only opens commission slots when Halley's Comet is visible to the naked eye.
Others say that his pictures are so soft because he made his drawing tablet solely out of materials you can find inside a pillow.

All we know is, he's called Monorus.

>> No.15286760
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15286760

>>15286737
She's the antithesis of what a Wight should be! Look at her fat rear, and chunky thighs! That's what she gets for lazing around doing nothing but eating and reading romance novels all day!

>> No.15286765

>>15286755
Being a lazy slob does that to people

>> No.15286766

>>15286661
>Why are the undead so fucking sexy?
Exotic, perfect, smooth pale skin
Technically their entire bodies are a monster part and a human part at the same time
They have an even higher appreciation for your living warmth and love than other monsters
The taboo of necrophilia without the unsavoury parts

Also, the Lich is a cute kuudere, and the Wight is an elegant, haughty and showy high-class monster that in actuality wants you to have your way with her and make her yours. Both have top-tier gimmics.

>> No.15286773

>>15286760
I wonder if she secretly writes her own romance novels under a pen name about a Wight which totally isn't her and the man of her dreams.

>> No.15286776

>>15286724
Well, back of the knee, maybe.

>> No.15286785

>>15286712
>>15286737
>>15286755
>>15286760
I want to write a soapstone message outside her house.
>fatty ahead, try but hole

>> No.15286786

>>15286760
I want to slap that ass!

>> No.15286787

>>15286776
Doomslayer get outta here

>> No.15286807

>>15286730
>>15286756
One day, I will own this Mono

>> No.15286810

>>15286785
Wow, that's rude

She'll find you and make you pay.

>> No.15286813

>>15286810
Please, there's nothing that fatty can do. I'll just bully her harder if she tries anything

>> No.15286818

>>15286810
Wights are harmless fatties.

>> No.15286820

>>15286810
Pay for her next meal?

>> No.15286826

>>15282371
I know the /monster/ mod is a faggot but if you're comparing him to the encyclopedia userbase you've obviously never been there.

>> No.15286827

>>15286810
i'll pay her 30 good boy points for some tendies

>> No.15286828

>>15286813
>>15286818
>>15286820
Anons undead don't grow fat, she's just big boned.

>> No.15286831
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15286831

>>15286813
>>15286818
>>15286820
You guys are bullies.

>> No.15286832
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15286832

>>15286820
Pfft.

>> No.15286837

>>15286730
>>15286756
Just pitch your idea to him and see if he likes it

>> No.15286840

>>15286831
>>15286828
I was just kidding, no need to cry now. Should I call her chubby instead?

>> No.15286852

>>15286837

ah but that's where it gets tricky

There are plenty of ideas to consider.

Maybe I'll see if he likes my idea of a Kej Wight

>> No.15286857

>>15286737
Eating out Abigail would be divine. Just imagine her squirming because there's an actual boy inches away from her crotch removing her panties. Then you would remark about how someone who is rich, pretty and has such a great body must have had many boys on their knees drooling from their mouths just to get a taste, only you're the first person to ever go down on her. She wouldn't even have time to make up a lie before you dive right in and get to work, wrapping your arms around her waist as she closes her thighs around you. Then you just keep going, always trying to look her in the eyes, even when she's about to cum. Especially when she's about to cum. Only stopping when the both of you are completely satisfied

>> No.15286858

>>15286837
He's not taking commissions though

Also what if he turns you down? You'd have to carry that shame forever.

>> No.15286859

>>15286858
Then just make sure he won't turn you down.

>> No.15286860

>>15286831
Don't mind them. I've got a pair of jeans for you to struggle t...I mean for you to try on.

>> No.15286861

>>15286859
But that's illegal

>> No.15286866

>>15286861
Shhhh
No one needs to know.

>> No.15286876

>>15286858
Just ask if it's 'the kind of idea he would be interested in doing eventually'.

>> No.15286877

>>15286866
I-I don't feel comfortable with this

>> No.15286878

>>15286857
It'd be like putting your head between two marshmallows and licking out the sweet juice from a peach.

Hmm. Food monstergirls when?

>> No.15286882

>>15286876
I don't know what kind of ideas he'd be interested in doing. Do I look like I'm mono?

>> No.15286886

>>15286882
That's why you ask him you imbecile. He's a person just like you and me.

>> No.15286887

>>15286878
>Food monstergirls when?
I bet food monster girls would be like the gag enemies in RPGs.

Imagine exploring some monster girl dungeons and accidentally finding a secret room with a Flan girl? If you dick her you'll get a x2 EXP bonus for the rest of the dungeon

>> No.15286888

>>15286877
Go on buddy, you can do it. I believe in you

>> No.15286890

>>15286886
His lingua franca is drawing. Ours is the language of nukes. How will he understand us?

>> No.15286899

>>15286886
>He's a person just like you and me.
Robots can solve Captcha you know.

In unrelated news, aren't Golems cute?

>> No.15286906

>>15286890
Threaten to nuke his neighborhood.

>> No.15286911

>>15286906
Can I kill my son instead?

>> No.15286914

>>15286911
Strap your son to the nuke and do both, whatever.

>> No.15286917
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15286917

The sun is shining, the Harpies are singing, your Ryu and Kitsune neighbours are screaming at each other, a new day has starting and you have a Mantis wrapped around your back.

You realize the last part is actually a problem. So are the lightning and fireballs being exchanged by your neighbours, but that is normal. Being in the predicament that you are and having failed to remove the cunning creature from her iron grip five seconds earlier, you turn on your television at the weatherforecast and let your brain ponder as the weather-ryu explains that the town you live in will be washed away by a tsunami if her boyfriend does not return by noon.

What to do with the Mantis stuck to your back? Are you supposed to feed her now? What does a Mantis even eat? You once saw a documentary about mantis, the smaller variant. That would mean that she eat insects. It sounds like a pain to catch her a devilbug every day. What about clothing, does she have any other clothing besides her simple skintight shirt? And why are you wearing your blue socks today, you remember your grey ones being comfier.

Your mind ponders at these difficult questions of life as you suddenly notice, mostly by feel, the two antennas from your guest come to life and tapping around, ensuring that her target is still where it should be. You are quickly greeted with the look of a sleepy Mantis who decided the best course of action after waking up is to climb around you and start staring you at your face, while still tapping at around with her antennas.

You ponder what to do, recalling that carrying her around and asking her things have proven to be fairly ineffective.

>> No.15286921

>>15286911
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE

>> No.15286928

>>15286917
>picture

We've attained a new height of cosplay tier.

>> No.15286929

>>15286921
WOOAH WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15286932

>>15286917
Ask her if she wants breakfast.

>> No.15286937

>>15286899

They're OK

>> No.15286939
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15286939

You're face

To face

With the nook who sold the world

>> No.15286940

>>15286917
Spray her with Mantis-Be-Gone.

>> No.15286942

So did that gargoyle ever get finished?

>> No.15286946

What would be monstergirls' version of CC for men? Wizards?

>> No.15286948

>>15286939
I would use my wealth for the sole purpose of bullying Tanukis.

>> No.15286949

>>15286939
I laughed and shook her hand
And made my way back home

>> No.15286954

>>15286946
Just CCs, or DILFs. Wizards would be a separate fetish.

>> No.15286958

>>15286946
It doesn't really have a male version.

>> No.15286961

>>15286954
>DILFs
CCs can't be parents, unless they adopt maybe

>> No.15286962

>>15286917
I wonder what a sheepgirl's pubes are like. Apparently what I thought were pubes are detachable.

>> No.15286968
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15286968

Look out, Gigan-chan is gonna bully you again! Run!

>> No.15286972

>>15286961
He's a widower looking for somebody to fill the hole in his life and help raise his daughter.

>> No.15286975

>>15286972
His daughteru will fill that hole. She's been lifting lately.

>> No.15286978

>>15286968
Monster girls can't bully me if I bully them first!

>> No.15286979

>>15286939
I thought she died alone, a long long time ago.

>> No.15286982

>>15286975
What if he says daughteru dicking is wrong and off-limits?

>> No.15286987

>>15286982
I don't think she cares much about that. I did say she was lifting right?

>> No.15286990

>>15286968
She just needs a hug.

>> No.15286991

>>15286987
Fatherly authority > Lifting

>> No.15286992

>>15286987
>Implying
Upset Dad strength > any monstergirl's strength, regardless of age or race

>> No.15286996

I want to keep a manticore in the friendzone

>> No.15286999

>>15286978
I want to bully a mofu wight with my dick!

>> No.15287000

>>15286917
Well then we need to go stalking and scaring random people until she feels at home enough to start talking.

We will start with the neighbours.

>> No.15287001

>>15286991
>>15286992
But that's not fair, she wants her dad! Plus, she got him in her mom's will! He belongs to her!

>> No.15287003

>>15287001
Dad says no.

>> No.15287006

>>15286982
>Daughteru dicking is wrong
>But looking for another woman is not
I'm not even a daughteru dicking lover but If my waifu died the only other woman I would be with is our daughter. Just like I wouldn't want her to find another man if I died, I won't do the same.

>> No.15287008

>>15287001
He's going to start dating again and that's final.

>> No.15287012

Quick, someone give me a name for a Basilisk!

>> No.15287014

>>15286921
Six shots. More than enough to ahaego* anything that moves.
*I can't spell foreign words for shit

>> No.15287016
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15287016

>>15287012
Terra Shaker

>> No.15287020

>>15287016
I was about to make the same joke

IG basilisks and all of that

>> No.15287021

>>15287012
Sluzy!

>> No.15287022

>>15287012
Maddie.

>> No.15287023

>>15287001
No dad-dating allowed. She's going to have to look for a man her own age.

>>15287006
If my waifu died, I'd be a widowed father forever. Some hot assumptions you got there.

>> No.15287026

>>15287012
Pliny

>> No.15287027

>>15287012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRwkcV1VL7k

>> No.15287029

>>15286996
It's easy. Just tell them you're not interested in a serious relationship. I turned down about 3 of them so far and all's well.

>> No.15287032

>>15287027
JEAN SPLICE

>> No.15287036

>>15287012
Carina

>> No.15287037

>>15287027
JEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNN

>> No.15287038

>>15287012
Circe
Zoe
Sally

>> No.15287040

>>15286917
>yandere ryu holding cities captive

>> No.15287041

If somethign happens to the wife, the daughter gets first claim the the dad's dick. It's only fair. The daughter will also have to take up the mother's place and become the breadwinner of the house as well as protect, love, and provide for the human boy father. It's a big responsibility, but it's one that she can handle.

>> No.15287043

>>15285907
>yeah i know hours old post but ive been aat way with my internet.
Its a story about a merc and a posh lady, ive talked about it before

>> No.15287045

>>15286917
Well we got to eat, and so does she. Breakfast for everyone!

>> No.15287047

>>15287016
>>15287020
That was a good one.
>>15287021
>>15287026
What?
>>15287022
>>15287027
Will take both into consideration, thanks for the help

>> No.15287049

>>15287037
>>15287027
>>15287012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og

>> No.15287054

>>15287047
Now deliver

>> No.15287055

>>15287029
but what if she rapes me?

>> No.15287056

>>15287041
Why are you so fucking emasculated holy fuck Anon

>> No.15287057

>>15287054
But anon you don't even know what I'm delivering!
You might hate it!

>> No.15287059

>>15287055
She won't. If they did, I would be getting gangbanged by them right now. Am I?

>> No.15287062

>>15287056
>He says this
>In /mgt/

>> No.15287063
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15287063

>>15287056
It's the natural order of things. The Monster Girl is superior to the Human Boy, but with that natural dominance comes responsibility.

>> No.15287068
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15287068

What is the best way to to bully a Alice?

>> No.15287069

>>15287056
What's your problem?

>> No.15287071

>>15287068
Tell her you want to date that cool Jabberwock Older Sister down the street.

>> No.15287074

>>15287063
>>15287062
>>15287069
I seen posts like this for so fucking long it's driving me fucking nuts, I just had to get it out of my system. Carry on.

>> No.15287082

>>15287063
I'm going to punch that cat.

>> No.15287083

>>15287068
I think Alices are super cute and I want to like them, but I'm not into the whole rape and amnesia thing

>> No.15287085

>>15287057
Shut up, I'm starving I need content, deliver.

>> No.15287093

>>15287074
Are you saying men don't belong at home?

>> No.15287096

[]muscle girls
[x]non muscle girls

>> No.15287099

>>15287074
Good, now go back and make your monster wife happy. She's had a long day at work and needs a foot massage. And dinner too.

>> No.15287100

>>15287096
But that's objectively wrong anon.

>> No.15287101

>>15287096
[X] Muscle girls
[] Average girls
[X] Curvy girls

>> No.15287102

>>15287096
[x]muscle girls
[x]non muscle girls

>> No.15287113

>>15287096
[x]Big Girls
[x]For Me

>> No.15287115
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15287115

>> No.15287116

[x] Monster Girls

>> No.15287119

>>15287116
Problem solved

>> No.15287120

ANYONE WHO RUNS IS A MONSTERGIRL

ANYONE WHO STANDS STILL IS A WELL DISCIPLINED MONSTERGIRL

>> No.15287122
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15287122

Hi gais

>> No.15287126

>>15287085
Just for you anon, I won't procrastinate the fuck out of this. Hope you don't mind first person.

>> No.15287127

>>15287122

Poor Raul. Everything he suggests leads to a bad end

>> No.15287129

>>15287120
Huey monstergirl when?

>> No.15287134

>>15287122
Oh shit, yes! Thanks melon! Missed you!

Will you be doing the other requests too?

>> No.15287138

>>15287096
Athletic girls with pwoerful, yet unmistakably curvy and feminine bodies are the best. Bodybuilder shitters can leave.

>> No.15287139

>>15287122
>2 left feet

>> No.15287140

>>15287122
Very nice

>> No.15287143

>>15287122
>Male foot focus

Ew. Ruined the one good piece of gargoyle fanart we have.

>> No.15287144

>>15287139
I can't unsee that now

>> No.15287145

>>15287126
Of all the things I give a shit about, the perspective is not one of them. I don't believe that you won't procrastinate just for a simple anon but we'll see, I apreciate it

>> No.15287152

>>15287122
This guy's fucking haircut is pissing me off, otherwise good job.

>> No.15287158

>>15287099
Not my cup of tea nigga

>> No.15287160

>>15287143
Why are you looking at his feet Alpnon?

>> No.15287163

>>15287152
It's a really blatant male OC self insert by the commissioner. Such a shame.

>> No.15287166

>>15287134
maybe later but i have other commissions

like a private tamamo commission in asanagi style

>>15287139
In hindsight i could've drawn the pinky toe smaller

>>15287143
you can commission another one :yyyy

>> No.15287167

>>15287158
Well of course it's not your cup of tea, it's her's.

>> No.15287168

>>15287167
It's not because it's my waifu, not yours.

>> No.15287171

>>15287160
>I can't read: the post

>> No.15287173

>>15287163
commissioner never specified hairstyle so i just went with "christian fucboi nerd"

>> No.15287175
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15287175

>>15286940
>>15286932
>>15287000
>>15287045
Suddenly you have it, you merely have to spray your staring intruder with that conveniently bought can of Mantis-Be-Gone, kindly provided by your local Scam-nuki store at a fair price of only 19,95$.

A conveniently bought spray-can that is currently being used by a certain Kitsune neighbour as a makeshift flamethrower against your Ryu neighbour. Perhaps you shouldn't leave objects near your backdoor and replace the locks on said backdoor, again. This only leaves the question, why is there so much alcohol in a Mantis-removal spray, and why does your Ryu neighbor suddenly seem to excuse herself, before rushing inside with her hands on her groin area? Questions you suspect will never be answered as you watch the spray-can catch on fire.

As the scene outside keeps your mind occupied, your silent guest has started shuffling about, pressing her stomach against yours, causing you to hear, no feel, a rumble. It has taken many scientists to decipher the language of the Mantis, but you suspect she might just be hungry. Being the host that you are, you offer your intruder the opportunity to satisfy her needs with a home-made breakfast of eggs, toast and more eggs, because your neighbor stole all your bacon, again. To your surprise, this incites a reaction in your would-be guest, who gives what seems to be the faintest nod, before unlocking herself from her hold on you and walking into the kitchen. Unfortunately, what you hoped to be a Mantis cooking breakfast for you, turns out to be an impatient Mantis grabbing herself a plate and settling herself down on the stool in your would-be kitchen, while staring at the stove.

A short twenty minutes later, you proudly offer your guest some slightly burned toast, with some slightly burned egg, followed with some extra slightly burned egg. Admiring your cookery, or perhaps wondering how you managed to burn the egg, the Mantis decides to dig in anyway as you do the same. Some silent time passes as you put your focus back on the TV, where the weather Ryu appears to be both angry and happy at the same time, as she both hugs and angrily screams at the sweating young man in her arms. You suppose the town is going to last another day.

As you both finish your would-be breakfast, with the Mantis opening your already creaking fridge more than once, checking for bacon or any other meat, your active mind starts pondering the next steps to take in life. Now you have a probably slightly attached Mantis in your home, who just claimed a part of the contents of your fridge and does not appear to have any intention of leaving your domain. Yet you are nowhere further in figuring out what she actually wants and if you are even capable of giving it to her. However, seeing the state of your backyard, with your Kitsune neighbour preparing a makeshift barricade and suspiciously observing the fence of your Ryu neighbour, you figure that there are more things in life you know little about.

Your visitor seems to care little for the warzone in your backyard and has started exploring your home, tapping around with her antennas and poking at your old television. At least this gives you time to ponder the next move in your masterplan.

>> No.15287176

>>15287168
Then your waifu's not doing a very good job.

>> No.15287181

>>15287175
Is this a story, or what? I don't get its purpose.

>> No.15287183

>>15287175
>At least this gives you time to ponder the next move in your masterplan.
Crashing this house

WITH NO MANTISES

>> No.15287185

>>15287173
Ha! It certainly looks like it

>> No.15287191

>>15287176
She doesn't need to, I'm the one who leaves the house to do my job everyday.

>> No.15287193

>>15287175
I guess the next step would be to ask her if she can speak english.

>> No.15287198

>>15287191
That's cute. She lets you help her earn money.

>> No.15287200

>>15287083
You could always cure the amnesia with a trip to Wonderland

>> No.15287204

>>15287198
>monstergirls
>using a fiat currency
???

>> No.15287208

>>15287175
Send her off to protect the home from the neighbors.

>> No.15287210

>>15287198
Actually I paid for the house, and the car, and most of the bills, and the monthly expenses...

>> No.15287226

>>15287210
So she's one of those types. If you want to rebel against traditional gender roles, then fine.

>> No.15287227

>>15287204
Yes, the only currency Monstergirls use is cum.

>> No.15287231

>>15287181
This is a thing where I spend some time writing one or two posts about Mantis every day, taking responding posts into account and not working on the backlog I still have to finish. Call it a mini-story if you like.

>> No.15287234

>>15287181
I think he's trying to pull some CYOA shit or something. Nigga should just dump this into a pastebin or better yet write an actual Mantis story.

>> No.15287244

>>15287226
>traditional gender roles
I don't know what sort of gender roles these sand rakers had in their planet, but this is our world and we play by our rules, Mr. Different Opinions.

>> No.15287245

>>15287231
It's nice, good to have some Mantis content.

>> No.15287247

>>15287244
It's just common knowledge that the men are to be cherished and protected.They are the weaker sex, after all.

>> No.15287249

>>15287227
Except the Yeti.

They barter for hugs and bananas.

>> No.15287254

>>15287249
>bananas.
Huh? Kakuens I could see, but Yeti?

>> No.15287255

>>15287231
Oh, okay. Just seems like moe guff to me.

>> No.15287261

>>15287247
Fuck off back to /hbg/ Druella holy shit

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>>15287122
You rang the bell.
>Just once, I mean what's the harm in that.
You DON'T ring the bell. It's been the one rule since the founding of this church! Do you want use to be hounded by Gargoyles in the mood all the time?
>I mean, what could be the harm with getting a little bit of action? You seemed to like it.
You don't ring the bell.

>> No.15287267

>>15287247
>They are the weaker sex
then why do all monstergirls lose to the dick? you can't beat the dick, man

>> No.15287268

>>15287249
If Yetis were real I'd cause a hug market crash.

>> No.15287270

>>15287254
Darkstalkers reference.

The Sasquatch race in the game was depicted as having a deep love of bananas.

>> No.15287274

>>15287267
They don't lose to the dick, they own the dick.

>> No.15287275

>>15287267
They don't, they just enjoy it. Its men that lose to the V.

>> No.15287276

>>15287270
Wait. Are you saying people actually exist who played Darkstalkers?

I don't believe you.

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>>15287261
>implying that's druella
That dork doesn't have the guts to post here

>> No.15287282

>>15287274
>They own the dick
Fucking futafags :^)

>> No.15287286
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15287286

>>15287274
>>15287275
can't beat it

>> No.15287288

>>15287278
Oh you're right. I'll step by her house later to apologize.

In the meantime, fuck off back to /hbg/ Lilim holy shit

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>>15287278
Ok Druella

>> No.15287296
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>>15287276
>It's come full circle where people who played Vampire Saviour are a myth
>Even though that game had based Bishamon and Sasquatch

>> No.15287297

>>15287286
Yeah, the V is too strong.

>> No.15287300

Human Boys are natural slaves to the V. Just accept your fate and be loved.

>> No.15287304

>>15287300
That's not true. That's impossible.

>> No.15287306

>>15287300
fuck you monster woman i'ma keep fighting

>> No.15287308

>>15287276
They mostly keep to their unlit vaults and crypts, though I can understand if they come off as the stuff of tall tales and folklore.

Though I'm surprised. First exposure to succubus and someone who's strangely attractive for a fishman...

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>>15287297
>>15287300
Yes yes, shalom my monster go- I mean girls, all bow to the "Vee"

>> No.15287310

>>15287300
>Implying
A man too weak to resist his carnal desires is a man too weak to be a leader.

>> No.15287313

>>15287300
lilims need to get out of my thread, go chase boys or something you nerds

>> No.15287315

>>15287296
Savior? Try Vampire Hunter or even Vampire. Hell, my jaw drops each time I find a cabinet.

But, I'm getting off topic...

>> No.15287317

>>15287278
>>15287288
Stop, the /hbg/ shit is cringey as fuck.

>> No.15287318

>>15287300
wrong
you forgot videogames and food but thats just me

>> No.15287319

>>15287282
>futafag

He said the secret word! And you know what to do when someone says the secret word?

You scream!
https://youtu.be/IRdaxsnXE58?t=35

>> No.15287323

>>15287317
>A bloo bloo I don't like it
Problem's all yours. Grow some fucking skin and deal with it or get out.

>> No.15287325

>>15287306
>>15287310
>>15287313
You can keep denying it, but you know it's true.

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>>15287310
So you're saying men shouldn't be leaders? I agree!

>> No.15287329

>>15287317
>Being mad over a joke

>> No.15287338

>>15287309
What the fuck am I looking at.

>> No.15287339

>>15287327
>So you're saying men shouldn't be leaders?
Only G*ds chosen men will be the leaders. Please continue to breed with the white man, my ally.

>> No.15287342

>>15287325
>>15287327
Look at these poor brainwashed "men". Succumbed so easily to the monster menace and now they're trying to corrupt other people.

Reminder to thank your local human girls for not giving up the fight. Their boymakers will save us men from extinction.

>> No.15287344

>>15287338
Two Japanese men dressed as cakes in a dark room holding a birthday cake they made for their waifu, pictured behind and between them.

I mean, it's pretty obvious.

>> No.15287345

>>15287323
>>15287329
Have fun with your Wiki-tier RP schlock then.

>> No.15287348

>>15287344
I figured out the waifu birthday part. The costumes were what stumped me..

>> No.15287349
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15287349

This armor has certainly seen better days but I'm sure she's still a good girl.

>> No.15287352

>>15287345
>The wiki does it, therefore we can't do it, even though we've been doing it for fucking years, before even the wiki started fucking doing it even
Yeah, get going.

>> No.15287353

>>15287348
They are dressed as the aliens from the series the girl is from.

>> No.15287356

>>15287349
>Rapier/Sabre
Pretty okay.jpg

>> No.15287359

>>15287342
Who needs human women?

>> No.15287360

>>15287349
>This armor has certainly seen better days

What armour? All I see is a few pieces of scrap metal, quite literally only held together by the will of the wearer.

>> No.15287362

>>15287317
of all the shit people post here, youre complaining about that? seriously?

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15287363

>>15287359
People who can't handle the spooks.

>> No.15287365

>>15287359
2D human girls are for cherishing, protecting and cheering on, Anon.

>> No.15287366

>Elves are waiting to be impregnated RIGHT NOW while anon is perusing a Vietnamese rice farmer imageboard
What's your excuse?

>> No.15287367

>>15287349
Ignoring the Koloktos vibe from her face, she looks quite refined.

>> No.15287368
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15287368

>>15287327
i don't need any welfare queens telling me what to do

>> No.15287373

>>15287366
I don't like Elves, and I want to murder any faggot who writes shit about bullying the knife eared dindus.

>> No.15287377 [DELETED] 

>>15286056
5 hours later I know, but here:
https://mega.nz/#!gtxHmaJB

>> No.15287380

I like monster girls

>> No.15287382

>>15287377
Nice dolphin girl porn folder.

>> No.15287385

>>15287377
Very funny, dawg.

>> No.15287386

>>15287380
LIES!

>> No.15287387

>>15287380
Pfffhahahaha
Look at this fag, he likes monstergirls
What's next, you wanna hug them too, comedy man?

>> No.15287390

What's the best monster for facesitting?

>> No.15287393

>>15287390
Slimegirls.

>> No.15287395

>>15287390
Succubus, hands down.

>> No.15287396

>>15287390
Scylla. She's got the ass, and her tentacles allow her to facesit men from any angle. Upside-down facesitting!

>> No.15287399

>>15287382
>>15287385
Oh for fucks sake, I'm still unfamiliar with how Mega functions.

>> No.15287400
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15287400

>>15287390
Mofu

>> No.15287403

>>15287390
I know who's really the best at it, but she's too pure for that stuff.

>> No.15287415

>>15287399
Isn't there an option to make it an unencrypted download?

>> No.15287420

>>15287415
The link I posted was supposed to be the one without the encryption key.

>> No.15287425

>>15287380
Delete this

>> No.15287436

Reminder that if you like more than one type of monstergirl, your waifu likes more than one man archetype.

>> No.15287441

>>15287420
You have to select "link with key" or give us the decryption key it gives you when you make the link

>> No.15287442

>>15286056
>>15287420
https://mega.nz/#!gtxHmaJB!Hf9S1o-drzLJjtNiMAEEwyQIfsQOeG72PqiwccIyheQ
Alright, hopefully this one works.
Sorry I'm a total retard anons.

>> No.15287443

>>15287400
Wish this artist did more touhous like this. Would love to see a Kagerou with that Ran's proportions.

>> No.15287445

I want to ______ with dragons

>> No.15287447

>>15287436
Sure, what's wrong with that? I like plenty of monstergirls, but I only have one waifu, one idea of perfection.
What's wrong with the same for a girl?

>> No.15287449

>>15287445
Listen to dragonforce

>> No.15287452

>>15287442
Yeah, this one works fine. Thanks.

>> No.15287453

>>15287445
Perform a comedy musical based loosely on a plot about her scales.

>> No.15287462

>>15287445
Be captured and be made a slave, but in the end become more of a buttler and evolve later into a husband so I can live

>> No.15287471
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15287471

would you a ダーカー?
would you a ダークファルス【若人】?

>> No.15287472

>>15287471
I would certainly moonrune the fuck out of that Alp.

>> No.15287475

>>15287472
the alp is her dork of a brother

>> No.15287477

>>15287471
Translate it weaboos

>> No.15287481

>>15287472
>Alp

It's a succubus, you faggot. Stop forcing your shit.

>> No.15287483

>>15287481
I assume all blond succubutts with short hair are alps

It's a way to protect myself

Black Hair Alps don't exist

>> No.15287493

>>15287452
No problem mang, Abyssals are lovely specimens. Keep in mind that there might be a higher volume of lewd to non-lewd images though.
Also a fair amount of lactation stuff.

>> No.15287495

>>15287481
She's not a succubus, she's a SPACE ELF

>> No.15287496

>>15287483
but she's not a succubus, she's a space horror

>> No.15287497

>>15287471
Uh, maybe?

>> No.15287498

>>15287471
>Artist on Pixiv deleted the work

Fuck everything.

>> No.15287511
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15287511

Would you love a space elf fighter pilot?

>> No.15287518

>>15287511
That's quite a tall order, even for me

>> No.15287523

>>15287518
Are you saying it's a Big Order?

>> No.15287524

>>15287511
Theoretically, but I don't know about that specific elf.

>> No.15287526

>>15287518
But anon, who's going to play beach volleyball with her when she's off duty?

>> No.15287531

>>15287511
obviously, that's what has to be done with every Elf.

>> No.15287536

>>15287390
Shogs and Ittans. They can craft whatever you view to be the perfect ass.

>> No.15287537

Would you a demonic monoeyed cacogal?

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1464121464370.jpg

>> No.15287552
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>> No.15287555
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>>15287390

>> No.15287560

>>15287552
I want to steal her weapon then bully her

>> No.15287561

Would you still love your waifu if a dickass wizard magic'd away her monster parts?
would you help here become a monster once more even if there is a chance she won't be her original species

>> No.15287563

>>15287552
Come on, swing it. Hit me, is this not what you want to do?

>> No.15287565
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>>15287537
The body is nice, but her facial proportions are ugly, which makes me wish they were closer to pic-relateds.

>> No.15287569

>>15287561
Of course I would, what the fuck kind of question is that?

>> No.15287571

>>15287561
But im a spiderfucker so do her Pedipalps become legs or something? Also can't hurt to remonster her

>> No.15287578

>>15287561
Of course I would still love her. I would also take the chance to bully her a little since she isn't so strong or the time being.

>> No.15287581

>>15287561
Nope, time to find a new monster. Who would want a human girl

>> No.15287586

>>15287561
Yes to the first, but for the second I will specifically find a Lilim to help ensure she returns to her original species.

>> No.15287594

>>15287561
Of course. She might not be an anubis anymore, but she'd still be the same beautiful person she always was.
And look on the bright side. As a full human, she can wear socks and gloves now as well. Not to mention stockings, pantyhose, and elbow-length gloves.

>> No.15287596

>>15287561
At least now she can have a human child? Might be hard for her to understand fire now hurts

>> No.15287601

>>15287586
>but for the second I will specifically find a Lilim to help ensure she returns to her original species.

That's not what the question is asking.

>> No.15287606

>>15287561
Absolutely. I'd feel really weird about dicking a human loli.

>> No.15287611

>>15287561
>a chance she won't be her original species

I wonder what would be the worst monster change? Maybe Kiki -> Devilbug

>> No.15287613

>>15287601
I don't care.

>> No.15287617

>>15287613
>I'll answer a question with a completely irrelevant answer because I don't care about the question itself
???

>> No.15287623

>>15287613
>Question asks you a hypothetical
>I'm going to ignore the point of the question entirely and make up my own perfect third option, completely ignoring the point of the question

You're like that one asshole child in school every other child hates because he changes the rules of the game he plays to suit himself.

>> No.15287624

>>15287561
How the fuck would that work with a slime?

>> No.15287631

>>15287624
She goes through a very painful process. You better do something to the wizard before he gets your waifu.

>> No.15287633

>>15287613
Question asker here, don't give a fuck either way but that Lilim will probably want some payment

>> No.15287634

>>15287624
The slime draws back up into a purely human form, becomes opaque, and she becomes human.

>> No.15287644

>>15287633
So long as it was ensuring that a humanboy was loving on a monstergirl, wouldn't that be basically helping their goal?

>> No.15287645

>>15287624
I think it would go something like this. Core shoots tendrils that will become organs and blood veins while the core turns into a heart, Her goo becomes the meat of her body and muscles form around the veins and her upper layer slowly gain a pigment and skin forms while her slime congeals. Then presto your slime is now human, might want to get her a wig

>> No.15287648

>>15287633
What kind of payment are we talking about?

>> No.15287651

I want to help the Class Rep Hellhound stop her delinquent twin

>> No.15287655

>>15287645
I think considering it's function, the core would split into two, but I like the way you describe that.

One half of the core stays as the heart, shooting out tendrils that become the circulatory system, and the other half goes to the head, where it develops into the brain and shoots down tendrils that become the whole nervous system of the new human.

>> No.15287657

>>15287655
Forgot the brain, your part makes sense. Slimes and the other more monstrousness ones would have a brutal "Purification"

>> No.15287660

>>15287651
>Twin

Well I hope you enjoy being shared, it's for the good of the school

>> No.15287667

>>15287660
Stories with twins sharing you when?

>> No.15287672

>>15287667
Never.

>> No.15287676 [DELETED] 

>>15287511
But I played Eldar at launch for every 40k game.

And I will for DoW3.

>> No.15287686 [DELETED] 

>>15287676
>Eldar

Remove yourself.

t. DoW2 IG

>> No.15287695 [DELETED] 

>>15287686
You mean

t. got stomped by eldar

>> No.15287698

>>15287537
>Doomgirls
Fuck off shoggocks

>> No.15287703

Is it lewd to kiss a monoeye's eyelid

>> No.15287704
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15287704

I'll be doing these out of order, I hope y'all don't mind o7

>>15282905
o/

>> No.15287707

>>15287704
hey tubby did you see my hot hawaiian scylla gf

>> No.15287711

>>15287704
UHHHHHHHHHHH

THICKER

>> No.15287715

>>15287704
Looks lovely. Very cheery, especially with that smile, the flower there, and the motion implied by her flowing hair.
Also, that's a big, soft pair of breasts. Just look at the way it deforms into that tube of fabric.

>> No.15287716

>>15287704
Bless you Snib.

>> No.15287717 [DELETED] 

>>15287695
FUCK YOUR WARLOCK'S IMMOLATE ABILITY
AND FUCK YOUR NO UPKEEP 131,25 DPS FOR FUCKING 540 REQ
Assuming you play Elite mod
You're literally worse than Eldar otherwise

>> No.15287721

>>15287704
She must have some crazy hawaiian dance moves.

>> No.15287725 [DELETED] 

>>15287717
>Assuming you play Elite mod
>You're literally worse than Eldar otherwise
:^)

I played vanilla for a long while, Elite is definitely better though.

>> No.15287726

>>15287667
Quicksilver wrote one with twins sharing, hellhounds too actually.

>> No.15287728

>>15287698
who the fuck is shoggocks

>> No.15287735

>>15287676
What if she plays Slaaneshi Chaos?

>> No.15287736
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>> No.15287738

>>15287736
>Not using intelligence and wits
Her own fault.

>> No.15287740

>>15287736
So monster girls just sit there and take it. Seems about right. Atleast human girls have enough balls to fight.

>> No.15287741

>Nerdy Hellhound invites you to join her DnD group with gamer gazer, chubby Chesire and geeky goat
Do you accept?

>> No.15287742

>>15287735
Then she will get her posts deleted by the local mod

>> No.15287744

>>15287736
Makes me remember that one youtube channel full of videos like that, but the girl ends up breaking every bone of her adversary.

>> No.15287747

>>15287741
Of course, I love a good DnD game.

>> No.15287748

>>15287704
Absolutely gorgeous as usual, Snib.

>> No.15287749

>>15287736
THAT'S IT KID, MORE OXYGEN IN THE MUSCLES

>> No.15287750

>>15287742
>saying m*d on /jp/
QUICK POST VAMPIRES

>> No.15287751

>>15287736
But isn't Meiling a dragon?

>> No.15287752

>>15287741
Do not accept, a male among their ranks will only lead to the destruction of the group and the complete obliteration of the hobby.

I read it on the internet!

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>> No.15287758

>>15287561
>Changing my dormouse waifu into a sleepy, cuddle sized werecat
How could I resist?

>> No.15287759

>>15287742
Fuck me. No fun allowed is being enforced in full capacity tonight.

>> No.15287763

>>15287704
>subtle heart tentacles on the left
Nice touch.

>> No.15287765

>>15287757
Fuck! and they expect us not to bully them while wearing such clothes?

Fucking Elves are not trustworthy.

>> No.15287770
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>>15287561
Is an oppai loli figure considered a monster part? Cause if not, I think I'll be okay.

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>>15287472
>>15287481
>>15287483
>alp
>succubus
Neither.
That's Apprentice, or Eucretia.

She's not an alp, she's the former space elf host of a cosmic evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEvvmIPBLYY

This is the evil form you fight her in from the game.

>> No.15287776

>>15287741
They are all That Guy aren't they?

>> No.15287779

Alright, peoples. My nap is over, and i'm gonna knock out this story. It's going to be the first part of a 4 chapter story. You'll get it later tonight.

>> No.15287782

>>15287770
Will an Oppai Loli's spine snap if they suddenly turn human?

I always knew mamono magic was letting them carry such big funbags around without penalties.

>> No.15287783

>>15287779
Go back to sleep. You aren't awake right now, this is a lucid dream.

>> No.15287787

>>15287728
a constantly bitching autist who pushes vidya shit and xenos while drinking

>> No.15287788

>>15287779
I hope you are telling the truth.

>> No.15287789

>>15287774
day one td4 videos make me so mad

>> No.15287790

>>15287774
Goddamn, look at that videogame-ass videogame.
Why did this never get a Western release, again?

>> No.15287791

>>15287779
Go back to sleep. It's not worth it.

>> No.15287799
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>>15287789
The worst part is you can't find any good runs uploaded.

Everybody records the first run ever and then NEVER AGAIN.

>>15287790
>western release
You really enjoy Nexon cash shop kikery that much?

>> No.15287804

>>15287790
go look at the SEA version
then youll realise why a western release would be terrible
games too easy anyway

>> No.15287807

>>15287799
>Nexon
I miss Combat Arms

>> No.15287809

>>15287782
Any oppai loli monstergirl turned into a human oppai loli has to spend the rest of their life in space, where the low-gravity conditions allow them to live their life unhindered and undamaged by their massive breasts.

>> No.15287814

I want to get attacked by a japanese cold and truck at the same time to see if my waifu is strong enough to save me!

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>>15287809
>tfw no zero-g porn anywhere

>> No.15287821

>>15287814
>Japanese cold and truck
In short, you want to be erased from the multiverse as a whole.

Nah, she won't pull it off.

>> No.15287825

>>15287790
>Universe series had awful sales
>Almost everyone interested is already on the JP server
>Sega of Japan has hated the western branches since the 90s
You wouldn't want a western release anyway. Not after Universe or PSO2 SEA.

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>> No.15287829

What does o/ mean?

>> No.15287832

>>15287829
emote shit

>> No.15287834

>>15287829
Just a guy waving hi

>> No.15287836

>>15287819
Zero G porn and hentai does exist, but it's hard as fuck to find. I know of just 4 doujins on Exhentai including it, and a fifth Gundam one which doesn't have any scans up on the entire internet.
Damn shame too, considering all the potential for it.

The real tragedy is that there's quite a few images you can find of it as well, but it's all furshit.
I will never stop detesting the furry fanbase because they got their filth over what could, in an alternate universe, have been glorious zero g porn.

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>>15287790
Because:
we've seen how they handle other versions like the SEA release, which is a disgusting display of shylocking and kicking their player base for all the money they've got. Things like introducing the hardest difficulty setting in JP under the name of the second highest to SEA in order to sell more SEA-only pay2win gachipon items.
it has many anime and game related outfits and items, which they would need to jump through hoops to bring over. A good chunk of their gachipon have been tie ins, Fate series and Shining Force having their own gachipon multiple times.
there are practices in PSO2 that the west would find unacceptable, like needing to pay premium in order to trade ingame money or items (which was done to kill off chinese bots)
they more than likely realized that the foreign playerbase aren't going to move to a different server, and will continue playing through proxies like they had been for about a year.
SEGA. Because SEGA.

>> No.15287843

>>15287821
She is a strong and smart dragon, I'm sure she can pull that off. I'm sure of it.

>> No.15287848

>>15287826
lookit them thighs

>> No.15287849

>>15287774
Eucretia was never Apprentice, though.

>> No.15287850

>>15287704
Th-Those tentacles are really big, I mean are they real?

>> No.15287858

What happens to tiny tailed tanukies?

>> No.15287860

>>15287849
remove photoners

>> No.15287866

How do people feel about the use of Monster Girl City as a setting

>> No.15287867

>>15287843
Fate has declared 'fuck you', there is no amount of strength that can save you. Death must be outwitted and dragons just aren't that smart.

>> No.15287868

>>15287866
It's a pretty popular place. People prefer the modern setting.

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>> No.15287872

>>15287866
It depends.

>> No.15287880

>>15287872
Elaborate

>> No.15287881

>>15287867
Then I guess I'll just save myself. Or combine our strenght to stop the cold truck with the power of love!

>> No.15287883

>>15287871
POINTY

>> No.15287884

>>15287871
Are her ears proportional to how large her breasts are?

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Has Mamono Mana gone too far?

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>>15287884
>droopy saggy elf ears
I don't actually have an image for this so have some old Lodoss artbook scan.

>> No.15287901

>>15287883
ELF

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>>15287884
>>15287896
She's a Half-Elf. It's not her fault she was born broken.

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>>15287866
Like this guy.

>> No.15287911

>>15287903
My mind can only wonder since that file is deleted

>> No.15287913

Elf maids.
Push them down, pull their hair, grab their throats and fuck them until they pass out.

>> No.15287915

>>15287880
As in, it depends on literally fucking everything.
That's such a vague question, it's like asking "How do people feel about the use of ingredients in food?"

Firstly, literally everyone here will have a different idea of MGC, no matter how slight. Every different greentext is written by different people, certain ones will be internalised, and others rejected by completely different people too.

Secondly, what's the story in the first place? Because that affects the setting and wherever or not it's appropriate, and the best setting you could use for the purpose of that story. What genre, what story elements?
You're giving literally nothing to go on, like every time some dunce asks here "How do people feel about a story involving [x]?"
The answer is "I don't fucking know, you dunce, because I have literally zero information to go on."

Thirdly, how competent of a writer are you? Can you actually write a MGC setting in a story which will be appreciated? Not necessarily liked, because an evil, antagonstic setting can be good for a story too. You can't really say you like Mordor, because it's a freaking evil place, but it works and serves its purpose extraordinarily well for the story its in.
Can you make it believable within its own narrative? And that doesn't mean "make it as realistic as possible". It means to make it consistent within the internal narrative. Where, in the fantastical world you are writing, it can make sense.

You wanted an elaboration? The elaboration is: Elaborate on your own freaking questions in the future, so people actually know what you're asking.

>> No.15287917

>>15287826
Her lack of hips and a thigh gap disappoints me.

>> No.15287925

>>15287826
I agree with the other guy
Thick thighs but no hips is a bummer

>> No.15287926

>>15287911
The MC from "The veteran"

I just didn't want to suck up a image for a small post like that.

>> No.15287927

>>15287917
You wouldn't even be able to see a thigh gap from that angle, what the heck are you talking about?

>> No.15287934

It's storming really hard here so if I die in a tornado make sure you remember your waifu

>> No.15287935

>>15287915
What a mouthful.
Do you feel better?

>> No.15287936

>>15287927
I just assumed that there's be no thigh gap due to the lack of defined hips.

>> No.15287938

>>15287934
She'll see you on the other side.

>> No.15287940

What happens when magamofu gets soaked by rain?

>> No.15287943

>>15287892
Wheel skeleton girl?

>> No.15287944

>>15287915
I'm sorry anon here let me give you a whole fucking synopsis to the story, if there is anything not up to your high standards do tell so I can rewrite every little piece to make you calm down, you fucking dunce.

>> No.15287947

>>15287943
No just a cart.

>> No.15287951

>>15287935
>Do you feel better?
Feel better from what?

>>15287944
You know that's not what I'm saying, stop being such a baby. But more than a single-sentenced vague question would be nice if you're planning on writing something, and you want to gauge opinion.

>> No.15287955

>>15287951
Getting that off your chest.

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>"YOU WIN THIS TIME, PALADIN RANGERS! BUT I'LL BE BACK!"

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My little sister has become so smug lately! How do I turn her back into my sweet, loving imouto?

>> No.15287966

>>15287951
Okay anon, I'll elaborate. How do you feel about a light hearted love story, taking place in college in either A.) MGC B.) New York C.)MGC formerly New York. Apologies for snapping, been a long day.

>> No.15287967

How different is a succubus if she is raised by an alp rather than a succubus?

>> No.15287970

>>15287965
Give boring answers to her smug questions

>> No.15287974

>>15287967
How many times have you asked this fucking retarded question?

>> No.15287978

>>15287967
Going by the actual alp, and not KC's dumb tranny alp, she'd have a higher affinity with dreams, and more abilities to do with actually entering into and interacting with other people's dreams.

>> No.15287979

>>15287940
Rain or shine, a wall will be built to defend our mofu overlords.

>> No.15287981

>>15287963
That hound does not repulse me

>> No.15287985

>>15287981
She'll make your 'monster' grow.

>> No.15287986

>>15287940
Waterlogged tail slows her down

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>>15287892
These "monsters" are getting really weird.

>> No.15287993

>>15287965
Slap her titties around a bit, stick it in her and pee.

>> No.15287994

>>15287963
I liked Lady Zed better

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I got a 4 day vacation for posting http://i.imgur.com/OkMDhTu.gifv on a blue board because it was considered "porn".

Did I miss anything neat in that timeframe MG wise or is it the same shenanigans as usual?

>> No.15288000

>>15287986
Somehow I feel like this can be another doujin hentai material, where instead of having a mega mofu getting her powers sealed away or bound by ropes and will be the result of imminent rape in a typical fashion, it's rain.

>> No.15288002

>>15287963
I want to pound that Mayadere Hound.

>> No.15288003 [DELETED] 

>>15287999
More artwork and some story updates.

>> No.15288005 [DELETED] 

>>15287999
People keep scaring the writefags away, but other than that nothing major.

>> No.15288006

How would a Tsundere Ushi even work?

>> No.15288007

>>15287963
Dumb dog.

>> No.15288009 [DELETED] 

>>15287999
Why is she drinking from that balloon with a straw?

>> No.15288011 [DELETED] 

>>15287999
4 days? The porn ban lasts 3 days, though. Either way, that's bullshit. Did you refute it in the Feedback section? Better than doing nothing.

But to answer your question, same old shit. You missed out on less than nothing.

>> No.15288012 [DELETED] 

>>15288009
she;s trying to blow it up and make a balloon dog

>> No.15288022

>>15287966
MGC is Detroit though. Fuck New York in any case. The only story I want to read about the place is a historical piece about when they tried to secede in the middle of the Civil War.

>> No.15288029

>>15287892
this is the main reason i always pack a huge as fuck bash shield over a parrying shield

>> No.15288031 [DELETED] 

>>15288005
>People keep scaring the writefags away
As if the TFTfags are even worth considering human.

>> No.15288033 [DELETED] 

>>15288011
3 days but Overwatch made it more like 4 days.

All I can guess is they hired new janitors or something.

>> No.15288036

>>15287751
No, she's a Leprechaun.

>> No.15288038 [DELETED] 

>>15288033
>All I can guess is they hired new redditors to do it for free
Fixed

>> No.15288046 [DELETED] 

>>15288031
Don't you fucking start anon, don't you fucking do it.

>> No.15288049

>>15287966
Could be interesting. I mean there's a lot of ways you could go with those options.
A pure MGC could almost be like a frontier. A new city made for housing monstergirls, and you'd run into a lot of hiccups as we humans build this place to try and accomodate them all. Maybe it's an attempt to keep them monitored all in one easy-to-deal-with place, too.
And it's nature as a frontier, with new discoveries to be made as what are effectively two different species try to coexist would make an interesting backdrop/ setting parallel to the actual love story you focus on.
Then again, a New York turned MGC, I feel, would be a little darker. This is just me, but I think you'd have a lot of humans opposing the integration of monstergirls into what was once purely "our" city. And it'd bring so many risks and changes, not to mention the city would become much more horrible and dangerous for women to live in.

For a lighthearted story, I'd probably go for a lighter take of MGC, where the setting itself can be used as a parallel for the ups and downs of the relationship between your two love interests. Either that, or just a New York in a world monstergirls also inhabit, where they live in relative, but imperfect, harmony.

>> No.15288052 [DELETED] 

>>15288033
Janitors can't ban, though. They can warn and flag posts for a mod to actually ban, the latter of which will give you a fifteen minute block from the time the flag is issued, but they can't ban by themselves.
Was it /co/ you posted the picture on?

>> No.15288060

>>15288022
I know it's usually Detroit, but I'm just trying to figure out how to do a big city type thing without this being a dark variant of MGC

>> No.15288071 [DELETED] 

>>15288052
/vg/ actually.

>> No.15288084

Would Conjoined Twin Dullahans just have one body that the heads share

>> No.15288085 [DELETED] 

>>15288071
Probably some asshole who doesn't like Gravity Falls reporting you.
Speaking of, I still need to watch the second season of that. I hear shit went down.

>> No.15288087 [DELETED] 

>>15288071
It wasn't /lolg/ was it?

>> No.15288095

>>15288060
The name alone of Monstergirl City comes with its own baggage. Personally, I'd just invent some new city name and go from there.

Crossroad City
Monstrovia
Winged Settlement
Deville
Grande Titonia
Lover's Lane

Whatever.

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>>15288085
If by shit went down you mean went downhill you'd be right. Gravity Falls is the epitome of "destroy potential" and now all Hirsch does is bitch on twitter about #JustLeftistThings.

But that's neither here nor there I suppose. It's childish to talk of cartoons, and if we're going to be childish I'd rather play with dolls.

>> No.15288104

>>15288095
Vegas baby

>> No.15288115

>>15288095
Bumberdale
Halphasville

>> No.15288117

>>15288084
How conjoined are we talking?

>> No.15288124

>>15288095
>Deville
It's really a better name for a car you realize.

>> No.15288128 [DELETED] 

>>15288046
I'm being pretty serious when I say that but I'll humour you and leave it at where it's at.

>> No.15288131 [DELETED] 

>>15288100
Damn, really? It had a pretty strong start and first season, though. Not seeing any bitching on that guy's Twitter though.

Either way, if I had a living doll girl with an EGL theme, I'd probably give her busuo doll attachments just for the hilarious contrast. An elegant battle lolita living doll.

>> No.15288132

>>15288104
Whats Monster Girl vegas like?

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>>15288100
>>15288131
Postin' best Doll.

>> No.15288140

>>15288049
>>15288095
Thank you for the feedback and ideas guys, I hope this one doesn't disappoint. It's not as enjoyable as my last one in terms of actually writing, but I want to do it regardless.

>> No.15288143

>>15288132
Somehow worse than the normal Vegas.

>> No.15288147

>>15288124
It's a pun. De Ville is the car. Unless you mean the same pun for a car. In which case, I'd say either is good.

>> No.15288148

>>15288132
Hedonistic.

>> No.15288149

>>15288132
Like regular MGC, which would likely be a big tourist attraction.

>> No.15288152

>>15288132
It sucks compared to casino cities in places that aren't a god-forsaken desert, just like real Vegas.

>> No.15288155

>>15288104
> Amid the explosion of sound and the electric sun, you could almost lose yourself to the sensation.
> Here, a long way from home, you had come to settle a debt, dead or alive.
> Unscrupulous deals with an unscrupulous Tanuki left you a puppet on delicate strings of mofu, dancing to her jig.
> As much possessing you as you possessed them were the two kilograms of concentrated Manticore venom strapped to your chest in an assortment of vials and bottles, each of which was brimming with viscous, slightly bubbling purple liquid.
> Here, in the city of sin, you were going to make the delivery to Wet Melinda personally, the most notorious drug trafficker ever known to the continent.
> The weight bearing down on you know would secure the allegiance of Wet Melinda to your Tanuki, and enough cash to buy every congressman from now until India started using toilets.
> All you had to do was make it through the most heavily searched area in the country, somehow convince Wet Melinda's guards that you were the actual delivery boy, and then hope that you hadn't been given bunk drugs as an attempt to make the cheapest drug deal in the history of the practice.
> You had one contact, the Succubus who ran the " 8 minute wedding" chapel on the east end.
> With nothing but your clothes and your burdens, you marched into the revelry.

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>>15288131
>Damn, really? It had a pretty strong start and first season, though
And the second season is rushed, a lot of concepts introduced are either rushed or lead to nowhere, like the symbols which got a massive middle finger in the finale it's so fucking stupid to even think about, and there's an episode about how evil pick up artists are or some shit, and it's obvious Bill wasn't supposed to be the endgame boss but they rushed him anyways because they needed to wrap things up. Also they do the forced happy ending that was written in at the last second. It's really disappointing, I enjoyed season 1 but I'd just leave the ending to your imagination if I were you.

Would you play with some cute young monster girls who are actually 1000000000000000000000 year old lolis?

>> No.15288161

>>15288117
They share one body so conjoined in a loose way

>> No.15288162

>>15288132
In desperate need of The Walkin' Dude.

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>>15288162

>> No.15288172

>>15288152
No man. It would be great.

>> No.15288178

>>15288100
Is it alright to dick the living doll you made yourself, or is that still daughteru dicking

>> No.15288179

>>15288132
Sigfried and Roy that get raped by white furred-brown skinned jinkos when the act falls apart.
Casinos that allow you to pay back earned debt with semen.
Pharaoh in the glass pyramid who is rivals with tanuki casino owner. The compete for tourists with extravagant acts lined up on each side. Samewith the other wealthy landladys of MG Vegas.

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>>15288148
>>15288149
Sounds like my kinda place

>> No.15288186

>>15288172
>Implying Monster Carlo wouldn't destroy it
>or even a sweet roadtrip to all the southern casino cities from Vicksburg to Mobile

>> No.15288188

>>15288155
Continue...

>> No.15288190

>>15288155
Please anon, do go on...

>> No.15288192

>>15288182
what is the proper reaction to finding your nee-san in a strip bar in monster vegas?

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>> No.15288195

I want to gamble on a gator girl's riverboat

>> No.15288199

>>15288186
Do any of those places have monstergirls? No they don't.

>>15288192
What if she found you working that strip bar?

>> No.15288205

>>15288199
>Monster Carlo
>Not having monstergirls
Anon...

>> No.15288208

>>15288161
I see. So, if anything, one head would always be facing forward, and the other would be facing backwards if that's the case.

>> No.15288210

>>15288192
Anon, that nee-san is clearly a magician. She's got a respectable job. It's her otouto who has to dress in lewd assistant clothing and occasionally gets felt up by an older monster girl who has the shameful job.

>> No.15288211

>>15288208
i was more thinking 1 body two separate heads

>> No.15288236

I want to participate in one of those couple battles reality shows with my waifu! Can you imagine the sorts if tests they would have for the monster girls?

>> No.15288237

>>15288195
She would be super friendly and dressed in the most outrageous purple silk zoot suit you've ever seen. She'd speak in that delightfully thick french cajun accent that only lets you understand every other word, hook her arm in yours and walk you down to the craps table herself, twirling her silver cane the entire time.

And if you ask her to blow on your dice for good luck, she'll lean just close enough to bump her heavy breasts against you and blush when her lips brush your knuckles.

>> No.15288242

>>15288237
how scandalous

>> No.15288247

>>15288211
While that is logical, how would both learn their education if the body has to keep on switching heads. It's not like you can have a head in a backpack and everything would be fine.

>> No.15288250

>>15288236
>Couples have to get through an obstacle course with liquid rock below the hanging metal structures with flamethrower obstacles and flaming hoops to leap through
>The dragon and hinezumi are unimpressed
>Their husbands are sweating all the water in their body

>> No.15288255

>>15287967
Way more molestable.

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>>15288247
Like this maybe?

>> No.15288261

>>15288155
POO IN LOO

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But you don't ALL hate summer, right? Ammy just wants to shine her gross incandescence on you all. With love and affection.

>> No.15288278

Totally new story. Part 1 of 4. Have a story to read. Thanks for reading guys.

http://pastebin.com/QWwZKtPW

>> No.15288279

I want to light up a firefly girl's world

>> No.15288280

>>15288278
>Wonderland
I don't know...

>> No.15288282

>>15288277
I like it. But I don't need to worry about the heat as much, so what do I know?

>> No.15288285

>>15288279
Glowworms>fireflies

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>>15288277
I enjoy summer. What I don't enjoy is a week straight of 95+ degree heat with no wind, clouds, or rain. But even if I didn't like summer, I'd still put it in Ammy.

>> No.15288297

>>15288155
> The most difficult part of carrying more venom then the most inclined junkie would ever see was trying not to walk like it and be a dead giveaway.
> Left foot, right foot, the rhythm of your feet and the rude music blaring from out of every door led you further and further into the abyssal city of light.
> A beat which came to a sudden stop when the Dark Elf emerged from the alley and ordered you to a halt.
> The Vegas police operated by their own tune, a provision made by the governing body while trying to get enough bodies in blue shirts to control the crime levels there.
> Murder is bad for business, after all.
> " There's a checkpoint here, sweetie. "
> To say that your blood was cold would be an understatement. In the deep black ocean of space, on some frozen comet untouched by the light of a sun was a icy stone, and that rock was warmer then the sweat that leaked from your brow.
" Of course. Nip out to get some smokes for once, eh? "
> " Funny you should say 'Nip', I was looking for a convict for tonight. "
> Her uniform, if you could call it that, had been altered doubtlessly beyond regulations, being as sexualized as you could possibly imagine. Any less cloth and it'd be a badge on a string.
> She, as they do, stepped forward and slid her hand down your pants, groping and grasping.
> You, on the other hand, were somehow unable to achieve an erection. Perhaps it was the drugs her hand was centimeters from? Nobody knows.
> Her lustful smile turned into a frown, then something akin to a laugh.
> " Well, that explains why you smell single, littledick. Get out of my sight, I've got real men to find. "
> She gave you the invitation, and you took it. You booked it past her, the steeple of St. Elliot's Cathedral (an opulent name for a wooden shack on the outskirts of town) rising above the city grime rising on the distance.
> The distribution of money was evident. As the chapel approached, the buildings went from skyscraping casinos to apartments, to laundromats, to the favelas at the city limits before you arrived at the worshiper's door.
> Pushing open the door rang the chimes and greeted you, from some back room, with a profoundly holy revelation.
> "Welcome to St. Elliot's Cathedral, home of the eight minute wedding and all-you-can-eat buffalo wings. How can I help you? "
" I'm looking for a classy lady called Josephene. "
> " I'm the only Josephene here, sweetheart. Maybe yours is in the back at the reception. Who're you? "
" I'm the guy. "
> " Oh. Go to the office and lock the door behind you. I'll get rid of the reception. Don't say a word. "

>> No.15288303

>>15288285
no need to tell lies

>> No.15288304
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15288304

Which Monstergirl would have the cutest reaction to Alraune Pollen Allergy?

>> No.15288305

>>15288297
That's as much of that as I'm going to put in the thread, I think it's frowned on to put it in-thead, even if I'm writing it on demand. I'll come back with some more in a pastebin.

>> No.15288306

>>15288257
Good point, so let's just hope the one taking the notes has legible handwriting.

>> No.15288309

>>15288277
The Sun is always lovely no matter what time of year it is.
And regardless, I would praise and do lewd things to Ammy at any opportunity I might get.

>> No.15288313

>>15288303
I know which is prettier in the dark.

>> No.15288317

>>15288277
I'm more of a winter person

>> No.15288318

>>15288277
I just hate all the fucking bees that come out.

>> No.15288319

>>15288277
I have issues falling asleep during the summer, it's too bright and too warm.

>> No.15288321

>>15288318
Lucky you, they're all dying

>> No.15288322

>>15288304
?

>> No.15288323

>>15288318
>hating bees
Do you by any chance go around swatting them when they're trying to chill in flowers and then get mad they sting you?
>>15288321
Where I live their populations are actually starting to grow because Global Wanking neutered our winters.

>> No.15288326

>>15288304
An Aussie Alp

>> No.15288327

>>15288321
Good.

>> No.15288328

>>15288323
No, in fact I try to stay far away from them. But those fuckers keep trying to buzz over to me.

>> No.15288330

>>15288326
Blimey! How'd you figure that?

>> No.15288335

>>15288328
Aww, you smell like flowers! I attract butterflies sometimes too.

>> No.15288339

>>15288277
I hate winter. All those damn polar bears yap about putting on layers but when your doublesocked feet in insulated boots are still going numb from what they consider mild cold, it fucking sucks. Which is why it's fun to watch them keel over with heatstroke in what I consider mild warmth while I'm still wearing long sleeves and pants.

Summer rocks.

>> No.15288340

>>15288297
>>15288305
I implore you to continue through pastebin, at you leisure of course.

>> No.15288345

>>15288330
Because I read that one rewrite and the dialogue just sticks with me.

>Look... I'm 'aving a bit of a wobbly, is all.
>Me gash is just flowing like the Queensland floods.
>I could drown a wombat in me knickers.

>> No.15288346

>>15288335
I don't smell like flowers at all, those bastards just know they freak me out.

>> No.15288348

>>15288335
>anon smells like flowers
>accidentally gets a whole hive of honey bees on him
>they bring him back
>No one has heard or seen anon since, and the hive seems to be a whole lot bigger.

>> No.15288354

>>15288345
>that one rewrite
I have no idea what any of this is.

>> No.15288356

>>15288305
Do what you want. I've posted prose in-thread before, and people loved it. Then again, that was back on /a/.

>> No.15288361

>>15288356
I remember that and kinda miss it. I think it's still sort of allowed for short stories. Anything longer than about five posts per thread usually needs to get pastebinned though.

>> No.15288364

>>15288356
Last time I tried writing prose in the thread, I was told to fuck off and stop roleplaying and I had to add meme-arrows to every line.

>> No.15288367

>>15288356
I've seen some backlash before, but I guess it's really just up to how the thread feels at that moment.

>> No.15288368

>>15288364
I'm guessing pastebin is more suited for prose while ebin maymay arrows are better for thread posting. Don't quote me on that though, I've never posted prose or greentext here.

>> No.15288369

>>15288364
Nobody would blast you for roleplaying unless you're writing in first person.

>> No.15288371

>>15288278
I like it

>> No.15288373

>>15288354
Here's a link if you really want to know.
http://exhentai.org/g/925220/b4f23e90a8/

>> No.15288375

>>15288369
Well guess that's it then.

>> No.15288377

Incest is wrong even if your sister is a monster

>> No.15288380

>>15288373
>>15288354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4

>> No.15288381

>>15288361
Yeah, the story I did was only about 6000 words, at 34000 characters. Back on /a/, that would've been around 17 posts. Still the most enjoyable thing I ever did.

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>>15288369
>First person narration

The only true narration is third person narration.

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>>15288377
Sure about that?

>> No.15288387

>>15288377
This is wrong. Onee-sans are for loving.

>> No.15288389

>>15288382
I'm a fan of second person for writefaggotry.

>> No.15288392

>>15288382
I prefer second person

>> No.15288393

>>15288389
I find it good for CYOA or short smut one shot but 3rd is better for a proper standalone story.

>> No.15288394

>>15288389
>>15288392
4th is best

>> No.15288396

>>15288389
> " And so you were there, and then that Oni said.'Gimme that dick boy' and you suplexed her! "
> " You got REALLY drunk, onii-chan! "

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15288397

Your daughteru has, with great determination, decided to join the B.P.R.D.
What do?

>> No.15288399
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15288399

Second person for lewd heavy writing, third person for story heavy writing.

>> No.15288401

>>15288399
Whatever Anubis-senpai says.
Unless she's telling me to fap with my hands. Can't do that.

>> No.15288404

>>15288377
Correct.

>> No.15288405

>>15288399
why did someone draw red lines on her face with lipstick?

>> No.15288407

>>15288397
She's making me proud, following my dream job. She could just get a nice desk job and not get in the way of horrible deadly monsters.

>> No.15288410

>>15288407
But she IS a horrible deadly monster. Just a little on the young side.

>> No.15288412

>>15288280
You don't have to read it mang, I understand if it isn't your thing.

>>15288371
I'm glad, thank you.

>> No.15288413
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15288413

>>15288277
Winter time is for playing in the snow and cuddling under warm blankets by the fire inside, you can't cuddle when you're sweaty in the summer

>> No.15288415

>>15288397
>B.P.R.D.
fuck is that?

>> No.15288416

>>15288397
The what?

>> No.15288419

>>15288401
What if she guides your hands with her paws?

>> No.15288420

Which monster girls would tell me that they know how I feel better than I do?

>> No.15288423

>>15288410
She's really only a cute sorta deadly monster.

>> No.15288425

>>15288397
>>15288415
>>15288416


I want /co/ to realize people in the waifu threads don't read american comics

>> No.15288426

>>15288420
Mindflayer because she can

>> No.15288431

>>15288425
How am I /co/?

>> No.15288435

>>15288420
Alps

>> No.15288436

>>15288431
Talking about any western comic ever makes you /co/ and means you're not allowed here. We have posting standards you know!

>> No.15288440

>>15288389
>>15288392
I hate you two, and I hope you come to regret this sentiment. 2nd person is why nearly all the writefaggotry of this thread will be irredeemably shit forever. From forcing a bland, boring protagonist to having incredibly awkward phrasing to just being generally weird and gay. It's all awful.

>> No.15288441

>>15288415
>>15288416
Literally Google it. Even the title of the first result is enough to tell you what it is without reading the actual page.

>> No.15288442

>>15288419
That sounds like an intrusion of my privacy.

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15288444

I'm going to introduce my MG game in the next thread

>> No.15288445

>>15288442
It's okay, she'll let you intrude on hers in return.

>> No.15288447

>>15288444
Go to /v/ if you want to shill.

>> No.15288448

>>15288278
I'd never really drawn a parallel between humpty eggs and facehugger eggs. I think I like humpty eggs slightly more now?

>> No.15288450

>>15288444
Nice, hope it's interesting.

>> No.15288452

>>15288445
I'm frightened.

>> No.15288455

>>15288448
I mean, that's what they pretty much are.

>> No.15288458

How do you stop the Anubis delinquents?

>> No.15288461

>>15288397
I have no daughter. I'm going to go hang out with Lobster Johnson instead.

>> No.15288464

A submissive, redskin demoness is what I would like.

>> No.15288466

>>15288458
Challenge them to a baseball match.

>> No.15288469

>>15288464
Well you get a Dominant Blueskin Demoness

>> No.15288473

>>15288466
What if they win, I'm just one guy so I have no team

>> No.15288474

>>15288464
One that has being her master in her contract?

>> No.15288479

>>15288473
You put together the team out of scraps. The genki cheerleader Pixie and her Blue Oni buddy from the karate team, the kuudere fujo Cyclops from the science club... you know. People like that.

>> No.15288480

I want an MG to hold me close and tell me everything will be alright!

I want her to cuddle me and help me through depression...

>> No.15288483

>>15288469
If she tastes like blueberries we're gonna have a problem.

>> No.15288485

>>15288480
Well too bad! All you get is us!

>> No.15288486

>>15288479
What about the vampire terrified of the sun and obsessives over sunscreen

>> No.15288487

>>15286279
>some smelly monster nips/arabs stronker than demonfolk
Blasphemy desu.

>> No.15288494

>>15288464
I'd rather a submissive werewolf, but I like your style.
Would you use her to corrupt other women for a harem?

>> No.15288497

>>15288486
If she can handle balls and bats.

>> No.15288502

>>15288487
>warsick army you've nuked into the ground for two years straight
>vs. fresh and much larger armies
>even if the second are slightly weaker magically
Makes sense to me

>> No.15288504

>>15288480
It was talked about recently how most monster girls would be great at suicide prevention, but how would the wonderland girls handle it?

They seem like the bunch to egg it on actually...

Memecat especially

>> No.15288507

>>15288504
>>15288504
Or the cheshire would save you at the last moment

>> No.15288512

>>15288504
Suicide is probably one of the one things Wonderlanders would take seriously.
After all, you can't fall into pleasurable madness if you end your own life.

>> No.15288513

>>15288504
The Wonderland girls would be the best at it, they are all very sweet

>> No.15288517

>>15288507
Naw.

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15288522

>>15288504
Jubjub won't let you out of fluffy wing hugs until you feel better.

>> No.15288524
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15288524

Terror reigns.

>> No.15288526

>No busty ara ara lich who is just as maniacal about her research and just as possessed by it as every other lich.
>Her field of expertise just happens to be the martial arts and not magic

>> No.15288527

Can you raise a cheshire into not being a faggot cat?

>> No.15288531

How and when did you guys get into monster girls?

>> No.15288533

>>15288502
>for two years straight
Wait, is the war described somewhere? I've only read YBA's Vengeance and Graystorm and there wasn't anything about it save for a few mentions. I had a feeling everything else was either pre-Contact or unrelated to the main lore.

>> No.15288535

>>15288504
Alices are probably the masters of guilt-tripping.

>> No.15288536

>>15288531
Saw a picture of Rachne on /a/ back when she was first introduced. She struck me... LIKE THUNDERBAAAAAAL~

>> No.15288537

>>15288502
Humans should have just killed all the armies and solved all their problems before they began

>> No.15288539

>>15288522
Jubs don't let you out ever really but hey w/e works.

>> No.15288540

>>15288458
Why would you want to stop them?

>>15288486
Is it really wrong to be terrified when the sun's rays make her weak like a limp noodle?

>> No.15288542

>>15288527
The alternative to a Cheshire being a smug cat is her being a Genki cat.
Are you sure you want tacklehugs out of nowhere instead of a smug grin?

>>15288531
You remember that Ghoul School Scooby Doo movie? I saw that when I was a little kid, then it laid dormant in me until I played Breath of Fire II and found the Catgirl party member and the Lamia secret party member.
And then I was into monstergirls.

>> No.15288543

>>15288480
The Suicide Cheshire Squad will be teleporting a pack of Yetis to your location, hold still

>> No.15288545

>>15288543
>Teleporting a pack of Yetis
>Not teleporting in themselves
C'mon anon.

>> No.15288547

>>15288507
>Just when you're about to end it, you feel a familiar paw on you chest.
>You witness the once in a lifetime chance to see a Cheshire cry.

>> No.15288548

>>15288542
If that is the sacrifice to ensure one cat is not smug, then I'm willing to make it

>> No.15288550

>>15288531
I've always loved monsters, but years ago stumbled on the MGE profiles while looking for femdomy stuff on the boorus.

>> No.15288552

>>15288533
There was a big dump of a condensed history of the setting awhile back. I think somebody has the cap.

>> No.15288553

>>15288504
>A cute imouto who can warm anyones heart
>Teleporting cat that's witty and knows jokes
>A great conversationalist and brews a mean tea
>The perfect onee-san who can protect you with extreme prejudice
>Super fluffy bird wings
>An egg
>Big soft rabbit thighs
They've got something for every suicidal man

>> No.15288554

>>15288547
I was more thinking she tortures you into offing it but you never get the sweet release of death

>> No.15288559

>>15288542
>Genki cat
I'd love for that Cheshire to be my best friend even if I'm a shut in

>> No.15288560

>>15288537
Why would you want to kill all the monstergirls when you can put them to work for you instead?

>> No.15288561

>>15288548
Are you ready for her to grin cheerfully while she's on top of you and then rapidly kiss you on the nose and teleport away giggling giddily?

>> No.15288563

>>15288554
To each their own...

>> No.15288567

>>15288537
You should have just put your hfy up your ass.

>> No.15288574

>>15288561
I see no problem in that because that is adorable. Best Daughteru

>> No.15288575

>>15288560
I meant kill all those who fight back and enslave the others.

>>15288567
But I'm right.

>> No.15288576

>>15285887
I think that has more to do with what was being written at the time.

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15288579

How much would you sell for at the human auction, anons? I feel kind of cheap.

>> No.15288580

>>15288574
Until her mom teaches her how to be smug

>> No.15288583

>>15288579
Very little.

>> No.15288586
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15288586

Imps.

>> No.15288588

>>15288579
They'd have to pay for someone to take me

>> No.15288591

>>15288579
>depressed
>worthless
I mean its in the traits.

>> No.15288592

>>15288559
She'd come visit you a lot to play video games, watch movies, and cuddle.

>>15288574
The only thing more adorable will be when she comes to visit when you're an old man and her Genki daughterus rush to hug you while calling you "Grandpa".

>> No.15288593

>>15288579
>I feel kind of cheap.
Same here buddy, I'm a sickly little fuck with mental instabilities and massive social anxiety.

>> No.15288594

>>15288579
Same as >>15288588

>> No.15288596

>>15286184
>>15286227
Why is it that there's people still bullying Alp even though he hasn't written anything recently? You're all weirdos who should feel bad.

>> No.15288598

>>15288382
>>15288393
>All this hate for 1st person
Is it bad I write my stories in first?

>> No.15288599

>>15288579
If I sell for more than $20, I would be genuinely surprised. Even a little touched.

>> No.15288601

>>15288592
>She'd come visit you a lot to play video games, watch movies, and cuddle.

That is cute, would marry/10

>> No.15288603

>>15288579
I'd dress nice, wear nice deodorant, present myself with nice posture and speak well, but I'm basically un-screwed if they see through the blustering

>> No.15288605

>>15288579
>Social anxiety
>Chronic depression
>Horrible self-worth
>Inferiority complex out the ass.

No reputable auction would sell me at all.
It'd have to be one catering to deviant Ojou-samas with a healing fetish.

>> No.15288608

>>15288596
I'll never forgive Alp for what he did.

>> No.15288610

>>15288592
>"Grandpa".

Life's work accomplished

>> No.15288613

>>15288579
Okay, after reading all these responses I changed my mind. I don't feel cheap at all. In fact, I'd sell just fine.
>>15288608
What was that, anon? Show me where the tallywacker went in.

>> No.15288616

>>15288579
I'm worth 1 million

>> No.15288620

>>15288579
>+/- Blonde
>- Depression
>- Underbite

They'd sell me at a discount.

>> No.15288625

>>15288616
So $10 and a few Starbucks coupons then.

>> No.15288626

>>15288579
Mint conditions got to count for something

>> No.15288628

>>15288616
>>15288625
Inflation is a bitch, isn't it.

>> No.15288629

>>15288553
>A great conversationalist

You know I've always wondered what would a Mad Hatter talk about. Because from the way it sounds like in the profile it seems like it's all just meaningless and shallow conversation that just goes in circles endlessly.

>> No.15288631

>>15288598
Probably not, unless you write them live in the thread. I enjoy Lantern and his stuff is in first.

>> No.15288632

>>15288629
>meaningless and shallow conversation that just goes in circles endlessly
That is the essence of small talk.

>> No.15288634

>>15288579
Im of decent build and have mediocre people skills.


I'm in the bargain bin

>> No.15288637

>>15288628
the their pegged their money to the Dong
1 Vietnamese Dong equals
0.000045 US Dollar

>> No.15288639

>>15288628
It's also a fetish.

>> No.15288641

>>15288620
I used to have an underbite. I got it fixed on my dentist and orthodontist's recommendations.

Really question whether I should have bothered. It wasn't prominent enough to affect how I looked, such that they actually had to cosmetically augment my chin at the same time to minimize the physical difference. I never had an issue with it comfort-wise, and I'm still not sure that I've really gotten used to eating with a "Proper" bite. Meanwhile having it fixed was two months of utter hell.

I suppose that since a doctor told me to and it was in the midst of a shit ton of dental work I was getting done, it never occurred to me to say "No".

>> No.15288644

>>15288579
My presence would start a bidding war between a Beelzebub and an Akaname

And then the devil bug family that doesn't speak good english would pool all of their funds together to be a third contender

It'll be great

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>>15288608
Seriously speaking though, what did Alp do to you?

>> No.15288665

>>15288651
>>15288613
I'm guessing Alp bit him and made him a Were-Alp

Ordinary Joe by day, hunter of turgid tallywhackers by night

>> No.15288668

>>15288665
When is this being made into a movie?

>> No.15288673

How about a writer that's inoffensive and dosent cause a shitstorm, we got any of those?

>> No.15288682

>>15288464
Its she naturally submissive or will you break her?

>> No.15288683

>>15288673
The ones who're "Literally who?" tier?

>> No.15288686

>>15288673
No, go away.

>> No.15288688

>>15288586
full?

>> No.15288690

>>15288673
Thunderbrother, Klaus, RS, Silent. Among others.

>> No.15288691

>>15288673
that happens after we all get a monster waifu

>> No.15288695

>>15288688
Of?

>> No.15288698

>>15288673
Just open the List and look at any name that you haven't heard around here.

>> No.15288699

I want monsters to fetishize me in their thread

>> No.15288701

>>15288699
I don't. It would all be yaoi.

>> No.15288702

>>15288695
the imp

>> No.15288705

>>15288699
I think i would be fetishized by the ones who have healing fetishes or a weird thing for depressed suicidal's.

>> No.15288707

>>15288702
What is the Imp full of?

>> No.15288709

>>15288682
Naturally submissive
Granted I get that there's a sense of achievement in breaking a mean bitch, but im in a bit of a lazy mood.

>> No.15288711
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15288711

Manticore milk?

>> No.15288712

>>15288701
Oh crap I didn't think about that

>> No.15288714

>>15278512
>browsing bookstore with brother
>see monmusu side stories
>kenkou smugshot immediately noticeable on back

It's funny too since all the other artists' samples on back are nowhere near as lewd looking.

>> No.15288720

>>15288701

>YAOI POSTERS GET OUT

>> No.15288721

>>15288711
Why does she have the face of the best girl from Prison School but the body of a cow?

>> No.15288723

>>15288709
>breaking a mean bitch
I would like to conquer some monsters. It'll be the best journey ever.

>> No.15288725

>>15288668
THIS SUMMER

>> No.15288728

>>15288711
>No smug Hathorite Manticore to mating press and cuddle.
Damn.

>> No.15288729

>>15288723
So, how would you break a lilim then?

>> No.15288730
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15288730

I for one welcome summer and all it's skimpy lolis sucking on popsicles!

>> No.15288733

>>15288709
>>15288723
Would some monstergirls enjoy breaking complete assholes?

>> No.15288737

>>15288733
I'm sure the kindly Troll would enjoy turning a mean man into a nice man.

>> No.15288738

>>15288729
Three simple words and an action.
"I love you" and holding her hand.
Refuse to let go, stare into her eyes, and show her nothing but pure unadulterated love.

>> No.15288740

>>15288729
Find a way to resist her charms and sex tech, then edge her to insanity.

>> No.15288742

>>15288730
That is a cute Dullahan

>> No.15288744

>>15288721
Are you talking smack about titcow monstergirls? Though, I'd have to imagine what a thick Mantis' reaction would be to being called a cow.

>> No.15288745

>>15288737
I meant in a more sadistic mindbreak way.

>> No.15288747

>>15288745
nothing

>> No.15288749

>>15288733
I'm gonna be an asshole to all the monsters and nobody can stop me!

>> No.15288750

>>15288744
Jiii~

>> No.15288752

>>15288733
I would enjoy breaking some monster girl assholes.

If you know what I mean.

>> No.15288754

>>15288744
Fury followed by tripping due to her body.
Followed by groping of her body by me

>> No.15288756

>>15288579
>>15288588
>>15288591
>>15288593
>>15288605
All these anons low balling themselves. Any onee-san type with a "healing the broken" fetish would pay top fucking dollar for you guys.

And you better believe the tanuki auction masters know the ins and outs of every niche market like the back of their hands.

>> No.15288763

>>15288729
With science!
Use in vitro to impregnate her, so then she now has a child but the fact that it wasn't made out of a loving sexual embrace will eat at her. and she will come crying to you for the real thing

This is assuming your strong enough to fend her off and capture her.

>> No.15288764

I want to hug the flat chested holt and tell her I don't mind her lack of breasts

>> No.15288767

>>15288749
Don't hurt the feelings of that creepy big-tittied Oomukade.

>> No.15288772

>>15288767
I'm going to be especially mean to her!

What's she going to do? Bite me?

>> No.15288773

who is the initial D of monstergirls

>> No.15288774
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15288774

I want to massage every inch of Miia!

I don't care if my hands get tired!

>> No.15288775

>>15288772
She's going to kiss, kiss, kiss you!

>> No.15288778

>>15288756
Would would want some some scrawny pale mental invalid?

>> No.15288779

>>15288773
The hothead Dhampir who buys all the cars with mommy's money and lives in a mansion high up in the mountains.

>> No.15288780

>>15288756
I doubt it. I dont want to blog post but i seriously doubt i am worth anything at all.

Though i do have a slight onee-san fetish.

>> No.15288787

>>15288778
>Would would want some some scrawny pale mental invalid?
But that's the point man.

>>15288780
>i seriously doubt i am worth anything at all.
Everytime you disparage yourself, another onee-san ups the bid.

>> No.15288790

>>15288756
>An Ojou-sama Vampire will never grudgingly visit a human boy auction at the urging of her mother because she's an adult woman now and still hasn't so much as kissed a boy.
>She'll never see me sitting on the podium looking miserable and feel something inside her click.
>She'll never put up a bid big enough that everyone else is too intimidated to even try bidding against her.
>She'll never pick me up in a prince carry and take me to her home for cuddling and hot chocolate.
>She'll never call her servants, a Ghoul a Lich and her Wight childhood friend to help her bring back my smile.
>No undead cuddlepile ever.
>Her mother will never tease her infinitely about this.
Why the fuck is this the reality I was born into?

>> No.15288793

>>15288787
> another onee-san ups the bid.

"Stop bidding, I'm not worth it"

>> No.15288796

>>15288775
I'm going to use all my old tricks then!
Call her ugly!
Smack her tits!
Flick her antennae!

And if none of those work I'm going to have to use the oldest trick in the book...
POCKET SAND

>> No.15288799

Dhampirs are cute

>> No.15288803

>>15288787
But why? Why not someone better? Someone already "fixed," why take whats broken and already off the edge?

>> No.15288805

>>15288787
please no more, I'm not worth any of this

>> No.15288807

>>15288772
Yes. Then she'll get her friends and record you being teased by them until tears are streamig from your eyes and you admit you love fat bug tits and beg for her to stick it inside. You'll only to only be able to get off to nerd pussy after that.

>> No.15288808

>>15288793
>"Stop bidding, I'm not worth it"
>Immediately a storm of bidding starts up.

>> No.15288812

>>15288790
hnnngh

>> No.15288813

Fuck this no self worth bullshit!
I'm a man dammit. If they want a guy like that the can look somewhere else.

I seek a wife that's on my level. a woman that can respect my strengths and ability in this world. and will beat anyone that tries to ruin my dream!

>> No.15288819

>>15288808
>You're just wasting your money
>If I say I'm worth it will you drop your bid

>> No.15288822

>>15288756
No they would not.

>> No.15288823

>>15288819
>"The bids have now hit the 1 million mark."

>> No.15288828

Do Cheshires purr?

>> No.15288829

>>15288813
You're in a slave auction right now though, not much chance of any of that when you're all chained up and naked on a big stage with a bunch of other naked, chained-up dudes.

>> No.15288833

>>15288812
Imagine waking up to find her laying on top of you with a cute smile on her sleeping face, hugging you like a teddy bear.
A yawning vampire would be the cutest thing ever.

>> No.15288835

Economy with monster girls would be pretty chaotic

Between the monster girls who live in the wild, those who don't care about money and those who do, money and ressources would stagnate a lot

And then you have the monsters and men who'd stop working or work way less as soon as they get a married

Technology advance and all that other consumer stuff would really slow down if monster girls existed

The only thing that might make all the above false is if money can get monster girls husbands, then the economy would grow even faster

>> No.15288836

>>15288756
What about a sub monster that wants to buy a master in a fucked up kind of way?

>> No.15288838

>>15288813
Congrats on having self-worth anon.

Why're you here?

>> No.15288840

>>15288756

I guess I can only hope my favorite kind of MG buys me

>> No.15288841

>>15288828
Hell yeah they do. But only if you exploit their secret weakness, belly rubs.
Not even the smuggest Cheshire can stay smug when she's getting a good belly rub.

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15288843

Are there any images with a wurm wearing glasses?

>> No.15288845

>>15288835
>Technology advance and all that other consumer stuff would really slow down if monster girls existed
But then we get magic. In at least some ways that might balance out.

>The only thing that might make all the above false is if money can get monster girls husbands
It could, and not just for tanuki. The gender role reversal some MG bring would mean you'd get quite a few mansluts marrying for dosh.

>> No.15288848

>>15288835
But think of all the jobs and work only monstergirls could do. Ryus along could make plenty of money just by controlling the weather where it's needed.

>> No.15288849

>>15288835
>Technology advance and all that other consumer stuff would really slow down if monster girls existed
I highly doubt that, you get a couple magical prodigies who are fascinated by how our technology could be fused with magic and progress goes crazy.

Monstergirls are a buncha damn nerds to be honest.

>> No.15288850

>>15288841
What about scratches behind her ears?

>> No.15288852

>>15288838
To enjoy the art mainly
pretty much every convo is too femdommy or cutesy for my tastes

>>15288829
Then all the'll see is a crazed beast trying to break is binds even if it kills him, I sub to no one!

>> No.15288855

>>15288823
This is one ironic self fulfilling prophesy.

But why try and get someone as horrible as me?

>> No.15288857

>>15288836
So an Ojou-sama who wants to be dominated by a servant?
>"Now, you'll burst into my room and say something about how you're the boss now before shoving me on the bed and pulling my dress off and forcing your dick into my pussy."
>"Uh, miss?"
>"And don't worry about me kicking and screaming, that's all part of the act. I let my maids know ahead of time."
>"Miss this is kinda weird."
>"Shut up anon, I NEED this. Now let's talk about the part where you facefuck me until your cum is leaking out of my mouth."

>> No.15288860

>>15288849
>Monstergirls are a buncha damn nerds to be honest.
This is strikingly true, the trick being that most of them would dump that into ways of making fuck better; most real technological progress we'd want today would be a side effect, like breast implants in reverse.

Bet you we'd have VR in no time flat though. All those nerd monoeyes would have nothing better to do.

>> No.15288863

>>15288857
So Submissive you'll become dominant when told to do it. Fucking paradox

>> No.15288867

>>15288823

>After a very long bidding session someone finally buys Anon
>But not before barely getting out the building with all the people who were outbid trying to take you away.

>> No.15288869

>>15288850
>Behind the Ear scratches and Belly rubs.
>At the same time.
I hope you're ready for her to purr up a storm while rubbing up against you.
And at some point she's going to slide down your pants and gently ride you while you keep scratching.

>> No.15288870

>>15288833
Does she turn that yawn into a neckbite?

>> No.15288873

>>15288860
Exactly.

>> No.15288874

>>15288863
It's just easing into your Ojou-sama's fantasies. Once you've got it down you won't even need her to tell you to do it.

>> No.15288875

>>15288869
Wait, no. She should blow him. Purring blowjobs. It's a cheshire too so it could be a purring X-RAY blowjob.

>> No.15288879

>>15288870
Sometimes. Other times it turns into a French kiss.

>> No.15288885

>>15288843
Why would wurm need glasses?

>> No.15288886

>>15288874
what happens when you break her immersion?

>> No.15288890

>>15288885
really she needs dental

>> No.15288891

>>15288885
To look smart!

>> No.15288899

>>15288857
>>15288874
How would you do in in front of her friends?

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15288904

The Weather Ryu has had too much to drink, and is now very susceptible to suggestions.

You could have ANY kind of weather you want, whisper anything into her ear, and she will make it so.

>> No.15288906

>>15288904
I want it to rain water

>> No.15288908

>>15288885
Wurm in a tight business suit wearing glasses when

>> No.15288909

>>15288904
I want it to hail ice cream

>> No.15288910

>>15288891
What if she is smart?
what if there's a conspiracy and the wurm is behind it all for some sinister purpose?

>> No.15288913

>>15288807
What if getting bit was part of my plan?

>> No.15288919

>>15288904
Like wonderland aphrodisiac rain.

>> No.15288920

>>15288904
Parachuting beer bottles.

>> No.15288921

>>15288904
I just want a proper thunderstorm, the kind that's cool to listen to.

>> No.15288924

>>15288904
Rain Blood for the vampires

>> No.15288925

>>15288913
You'll still get raped.

>> No.15288928

>>15288913
She's a big girl

>> No.15288935

>>15288904
Flavored snow, like shaved ice.

Should keep the serial hugger busy for a while.

>> No.15288937

>>15288796
Verbal and physical abuse to repel unwanted advances is always a gambit, since if she's masochistic or yandere, it can backfire on you.

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>>15288935
The Serial Hugger ain't got nothing on the Ear-Nibbler.

>> No.15288943

>>15288938
Oh goodness, if she started licking my ears while blowing gently into them I would lose it.

>> No.15288947

>>15288886
The only way to do that is to get her to break character by getting her to corpse.
So basically, say something so ridiculous that she can't help but laugh.
She'll get all fussy at you for it but she's so cute it's worth it.

>>15288899
They'd probably have similar habits to her, so pretty well.
Just be careful she doesn't ask you to "rape" all of them to satisfy their weird fetish.

>> No.15288949

>>15288943
SHE KNOWS.

>> No.15288956

>>15288875
>Purring Cheshire Blowjob while she slowly gyrates her fat ass and you scratch her behind the ears
I hope you're read for what comes next anon.
What comes next is her pulling you into a mating press.

>> No.15288962

>>15288947
Does she ask you to put the placebo aphrodisiac in all their drinks and then "rape" all her friends and herself

>> No.15288963

>>15288852
>Then all the'll see is a crazed beast trying to break is binds even if it kills him, I sub to no one!
Now that would be a sight

>Human auction
>Men and little boys all lined up on stage
>each have a look of little to no self esteem. some have a look of complete fear while others are strait faced and shivering.
>All that is apart from the one at the end.
>Surrounded by a cage, he continuously assaults both the bars and his chains.
>shouting profanities and continuously swearing that nobody will break him he will be no one's servant and/or fucktoy.
>After one particular incident he's fed by a reinforced golem due to his violence.
>the tanuki's haul him out every time, their nature demands they make some profit out of him.
>But no one want this irregular male, and there losing hope every time.

>> No.15288972

>>15288956
>mating press
I certainly won't complain, but the Lotus seems like it'd be preferable there. Decent chance I'd already be cross-legged anyway, given the belly rubs and I'd have more stable continued access to her ears.

>>15288963
Mindflayers and demons would have a blast with this one. I wonder if a sadistic amazon might as well, Taming of the Shrew style. Those tanuki could totally find a buyer, the schmuck might come to regret it though.

>> No.15288982

>>15288972
Oh, dark elf too. Any of the man breakers would be all over that.

>> No.15288986

>>15288962
Yes. Imagine if you will a Vampire, a Wight, an Elf and a Pharaoh all sitting around a table sipping tea when suddenly you "reveal" that you've "spiked" their drinks with "a very potent sleeping potion" and they all slump over overdramatically leaving you to carry them to the "dungeon" where you chain them up and proceed to "rape" them.
They start off scared and crying but slowly become slutty slaves to your dick, finishing the fantasy with a four way titfuck while they ahegao.
Then comes the aftercare and post sex cuddling.

>> No.15288988

I want a large monster to force me to dom her even If I don't want to

>> No.15288995

>>15288943

I want that with a Kejourou. Being unable to move while she teases my ears without mercy

>> No.15288997

>>15288986
Do they moan out cringeworthy stuff while "raped"

>> No.15289006

>>15288997
Oh you bet.
It's going to take you everything you've got to keep from snickering at how silly some of their dialogue is.
You can fire back with some silly shit of your own to try and get them to laugh.

>> No.15289007

>>15288972
Mindflayers are too cruel a fate for this guy, I want him to win or at least go down Kicking and screaming every step of the way.

>> No.15289014

>>15289007
He's going to be mindflayed into a nice obedient husband and enjoy it.

>> No.15289019

>>15289006
Does it turn into whoever breaks character loses, or do the cheesy lines make them even more aroused?

>> No.15289020

>>15289014
Would be scary if the flayers considered his brain "too spicy"

>> No.15289024

>>15289019
The penalty for breaking character is getting cuddled into submission by the other participants.
The Pharaoh does this a lot.

>> No.15289025

>>15289020
They're used to brats like him.

>> No.15289029

>>15288986
Sounds like he needs to 'force' them to have his children

>> No.15289034

>>15288904
Make it rain alp underwear. All kinds of alp underwear.

>> No.15289035

I wonder if Mindflayers would have a little game among themselves where they see how little they can change a man's mind as little as possible before he falls in love with one of them

>> No.15289036

>>15289020
Your on to something here
what if his imprisonment had left him so focused on denying that fate that its his only focus and belief left in the world. he's long since gone insane but holding on to it is the only remnant that he refuses to budge

>> No.15289042

If you had two mindflayers each put a tentacle in your head would that ensure neither do any flaying because the other would instantly undo it?

>> No.15289045

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready to help your waifu burn off her winter weight for summer.

>> No.15289048

>>15289042
What makes you think they wouldn't work together and make the perfect husbando?

>> No.15289051

>>15289042

What if they both work together instead? That's pretty scary

>> No.15289052
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15289052

>>15288988
What about a small monster forcing herself to dom you, but then gets mad when she's too small to actually hold you down?

>> No.15289054

>>15289052
>Stop real struggling, you have to fake it for me

>> No.15289057

>>15289048
>>15289051
Just make sure at least one of them hates sharing

>> No.15289059

>>15289048

Would there even be any trace of who you once were when they finish?

>> No.15289062

>>15289029
That's the gateway to their ultimate fantasy.
Getting married.

>> No.15289065

>>15289059
Sure, but you will love the flayer that won the battle of your mind

>> No.15289068

>>15288963
>New guy enters the holding area
>See the caged one, one again on a rampage in his cage doomed to failure.
>New guy gets close to hear his shouts.
>"The will not have me! by the gods they will not have me! These chains will not hold me forever!"
>unsold veteran see's new guy.
>"Best stay away from that one boy. he's been here longer than any of us, and only the gods know how he keeps going."
>"best stay away from that one

>> No.15289075

>>15289068
Well I dun goofed that greentext

>> No.15289077

>>15289042
PureFlayer and PervFlayer fight to control your mind but end up turning it into a mind threesome

>> No.15289086

How weird would it be to you if an owl harpy turned her head 180 degrees to look at you while you doggystyle her or any other similar pose?

>> No.15289093

>>15289086
That's kinda hot

>> No.15289095

>>15289086
Without blinking it'd be pretty creepy

>> No.15289097
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>>15289086
There's a first time for everything.

>> No.15289102

>>15289045
Never needed to. There will be no chubby alps in this household!

>> No.15289117

>>15288972
What if that's the tankui's plan?
Give the beast anon to a sadistic monster. and then when proves to be uncontrollable to them he is sent back. thus being a money machine until everyone is wary of him.

>> No.15289130

Alps with barbed dicks.

Y/N ?

>> No.15289132

>>15289117
What if he's out-Tanukiing the Tanukis?
He's keeping up the act of a violent, savage man and driving all potential buyers away until his ideal walks through the door.

>> No.15289133

>>15289132
Crafty bastard

>> No.15289136

>>15289130
But if they are alps, why do they have dicks?
Are you implying futa?

>> No.15289139

>>15289136
Y or N dummy.

>> No.15289140

>>15289139
Y?
I dono. Never really cared. Barbed dicks could be hot if they weren't gay.

>> No.15289142

>>15289117
How about a monster that wants a equal and buys him to rehab him into society? one that see his defiance as a charming and wants him to keep that spark.
or just gets a dragon or lilim as fucked up as he is.

>> No.15289148

>>15289132
What if he plans to break out, but instead of running away, makes the tanuki's submit and take over the operation?

>> No.15289153

>>15289148
He should break them financially and gain their servitude as vengeance.

>> No.15289156
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15289156

Blackjack and hookers are mighty fine, but I'd rather play gwent

>> No.15289162

>>15289130
N

Silky, sensitive spadetails only

>> No.15289169

>>15289156
fucking scorch is a load of shit and this cocksucking peasant keeps decoy'ing my draw cards

and how the fuck is a regular black archer worth 10 points, that's complete horseshit and he should not have 3 of them in a single hand

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>>15289169
I loved it when that one guy in Hearts of Stone knew I always played with a Nilfgaard deck.
>You don't look like a man who accepts compromises.
I wonder what kind of work a witcher could do if all monsters suddenly became Monster Girls.

>> No.15289176

>>15289142
I like this idea.
>Dragon buy's savage anon.
>savage anon is treated as a equal by her, and slowly but surly, he accepts his wife.
>The sex is violently passionate with the dragon telling him to prove himself a man and maker her belong to him. Just like he belongs to her.

>> No.15289183

>>15288364
>>15288305
There are some people who complain about people writing greentext stories in the thread. However there are people out there complaining about just about everything that happens in this thread.

Just go ahead with it, a few posts with a story in them do not harm the thread in any way and actually provide much needed content.

>> No.15289184

>>15289183
I'm far too insecure to do anything if people get upset at me.

>> No.15289185

>>15288986
>Fucking some cheap sluts when you have a 10/10 waifu
>Having a cuck waifu
I'll never understand these people.

>> No.15289186

>>15289142
>lilim as fucked up as he is
How about a story where a lilim that wants to be submissive buys a guy like savage anon and more or less tricks him into thinking the only way to be free of monster control is to dominate. and builds him from the ground up from strong willed human to powerful incubus by claiming various monsters, ending with the lilim herself like she planned?

>> No.15289191

>>15288579
Hard to say, depends on the buyers. But aside from some flaws I do have good points about me, so i'm sure i'd not go for cheap.

>> No.15289197

>>15288579
Depends on how many want me.

>> No.15289198

>>15289185
>Not wanting a cuck waifu
Come on.

>> No.15289205

>>15289198
I think that the type of person you chose reflects on who you are as a person. But enjoy your cuckqueen

>> No.15289207

>>15289014
Fuck that noise
The would needs men who wont bent to the will of brutes

>> No.15289210

>>15289207
It needs nice husbandos.

>> No.15289213

>>15288763
that's a story I would read.

>> No.15289221

>>15289205
A true waifu will help her husband find partners that can fulfill him sexually. Like a big strong amazon.

>> No.15289228

>>15289221
>His waifu can't fulfill him sexually
Pretty pathetic senpai

>> No.15289230

>>15289210
Ever wonder about breaks from the norm? What about a monster that would want a ban with some fight in them and not be some peon?

I say you can bow your head all you want. I on the other hand will stand tall stare them in the eye and a woman that whats' me to look down in servitude is no wife of mine

>> No.15289231

I want to be the tsundere character in a monstergirl VN! I'll even have my own route! Classic tsun of course

>> No.15289239

>>15289231
I know very well how you feel

>> No.15289240

>>15289230
>shitposts on 4chan
>shitposts in /mgg/
>thinking you have the will to not mindbreak and resist

[Smuganimegirl.jpeg}

>> No.15289242

>>15289228
Most men prefer the big black V.

>> No.15289246

>>15289184
It's part of life anon. You cannot make everyone happy and you certainly shouldn't try to do so. Pick a side and stick to it.

>> No.15289251

http://exhentai.org/g/937701/91a9fa8fbd/

>> No.15289254
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15289254

>>15289242
Does his waifu find it hot when he comes come with another girl's twat on his breath?

>> No.15289257

>>15289251
>vore
I really love tags. They help me avoid steaming piles of garbage.

>> No.15289259

>>15289230
Mankind is a wild animal that needs to be put into it's place.

>> No.15289267

>>15289254
Yes.

>> No.15289268

>>15289230
The sadists among the auction would bid top shekel for you, Anon. You'd be bound for Dark Elf torture, flaying, or a Manticore's hunting grounds within the hour.

>> No.15289274

>>15289268
They'd probably appreciate a man with a "Bring it on" attitude come to think of it.
More of a challenge means more fun.
And sexy rivalries are the best rivalries.

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15289276

>>15289246
My side is beneath the heels of my betters.

>> No.15289280

>>15289267
What race of MG asides from the cuckcorn is the cuckiest do you think?

>> No.15289283

>>15289259
For you maybe.
Im a man of equality, but I would lose my mind and ally myself with savage anon before I become some little bitchboy.

If wanting to keep my pride means not having a monster wife then so fucking be it!

>> No.15289285

>>15289254
I really, well and truly, want to believe this isn't real, every time I see it.

But in my heart, I know that cucks are real. And they disgust me.

>> No.15289288

>>15289280
Bicorn and Beelzebub of course, then there would be Dhampir as well.

>> No.15289289

>>15289285
You're just a filthy fucking sexist.

>>15289288
>Beelzebub
What? Why?
>Dhampir
It's my fantasy to take one and fuck her so hard she forgets all about her electra complex.

>> No.15289292

>all these prideful people
failures don't deserve to be prideful

>> No.15289294

>>15289289
Nevermind, I thought their page said something about them sharing men.

>> No.15289303

>>15289294
Are you thinking devil bugs? They share men.

>> No.15289312

>>15289303
Probably.

>> No.15289320

I want to come home to a Kikimora, pregnant with my child, humming and dancing as she cleans only to drop everything and jump into my arms when she notices I'm there.

>> No.15289327

>>15289292
I know Want I want in life and being below the heel of another is not it.
like I said, you can have you dominate girls, more power to you, but its just not me.

>> No.15289331

So what's best in life anons?

>> No.15289333

>>15289320
>Pregnant woman dancing
I don't think so

>> No.15289339

>>15289331
Hot water, proper dentistry and soft lavatory paper.

>> No.15289342

>>15289331
Being the butler of a kitsune that molests you to get a reaction constantly.

>> No.15289349

>>15289331
Beer

>> No.15289350

>>15289289
>>15289303
Beelzebubs do share men, why would you think otherwise?

>Double Checks their profiles
...I have the vaguest sense of deja vu that this issue has arisen before. I'm certain the idea of them enjoying a "Filthy" Man [seeped in the "Flavor" of other MGs] comes from somewhere, and isn't just a randomly generated headcanon meme...

One of KC's blog posts or Q&As, perhaps?

Though...such language is quite similar to that of the Bicorn's profile...surely someone couldn't have just confused two MGs with that started with the letter "B", and spread the idea by accident, right? People aren't that stupid...r-right?

>> No.15289353

>>15289331
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

>> No.15289356

>>15289331
A Smug Genki monstergirl in your lap.

>> No.15289359

>>15289292
I am a proud failure. fuck you

>> No.15289367

>>15289353
Conan pls
Man I should watch some arnie films agian.

>> No.15289368

>>15289350
It came from one of the world guides or other side material books, can't remember which one since I just woke up but there is canon material to back it up.

>> No.15289370

>>15289356
>Smug Genki
Provide material for research on this novel concept.
>>15289367
Maybe you should go buy Howard's Conan Omnibus.

>> No.15289376

>>15289359
>proud failure
I swear I've read that before in a book someware

>> No.15289383

>>15289376
It reminds me of Kumagawa

>> No.15289386

>>15289331
Telling a Lich that you lover her so much that she starts to blush.

>> No.15289392

>>15289386
But... She's dead...

>> No.15289397

>>15289376
>Googled it
huh, its been so long since I've read that.

>> No.15289404

>>15289368
Well, I can't find an exact citation, but it's referenced at least once in a write-up on Incubi on the MGE Wiki. Not exactly a great affirmation, but eh, better than nothing.

>> No.15289405

>>15289392
Mamono mana, son. Mamono man.
Or magic, What do I know.

>> No.15289413

>>15289320
Replace Kiki with Demon and were golden

>> No.15289422

>>15289210
They need men of honour that will work and fight along side them.

>> No.15289424
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15289424

>>15289303
>you will never be shared by a bunch of cuddle bugs

>> No.15289428

>>15289370
Not much to it. Just a very high energy smug girl.
Very likely to cuddlefuck you into submission with a huge smug grin and then affectionately nuzzle your cheek as she falls to sleep on top of you.

>> No.15289429

>>15289350
I assume they only share men with other girls while that girl is single. What happens if you take the Bicorns and the Devil bugs and the Beelzebubs and give them all a huband. Do they still share then? If your waifu just going to head out of a weekend because her best friend is sharing her husband for a few nights?

>> No.15289441

>>15289257
Tentacles+Vore is how you find the really exciting tentacle pit stuff.

>> No.15289456

>>15289429
Presumably. Polyamory is entirely a male-focused practice in the MGE, after all.

As for giving them each a husband...well, if they were already "Sharing" a guy, then at that point, they're just that guy's harem. Beelzebubs and Bicorns might like a guy with a "Mixed" flavor, but they still only like his flavor, as is MGE custom. So if they're already sharing a guy, they wouldn't want another.

Just for the sake of argument and going along the line of logic that you could inject more guys into the situation, I'd presume going off MGE logic that they'd just divvy up and go their separate ways.

>> No.15289457

I wish there was a fun newspaper strip about a warmhearted Wurm who adopts the fully grown, foul-mouthed and chain-smoking Junko.

>> No.15289464

>>15289456
>if they were already "Sharing" a guy, then at that point, they're just that guy's harem[,] they wouldn't want another
Is that really how it is though? I mean if you really love something, to selfishly want it for yourself is kind of the natural and healthy response, no? If you love something you take pride in it and if you take pride in it you want it to be yours. Imagine a dragon sharing her hoard.

So I can only imagine that the bond between a man and the twenty of so girls that "share" him is particularly weak except for perhaps one who sees herself as the head wife or whatever.

>> No.15289469
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15289469

Does she belong in a museum, Y/N?

>> No.15289471

>>15289464
And this is why Beelzebubs and Bicorns are regarded somewhat derisively as "Cuckqueens".

>> No.15289475

>>15289469
Only if she's delitized

>> No.15289494

>>15289469
How would you respond finding out that pharoah mummies are actually from their underlings getting sick of their arrogant attitude and wrapping them in tight bindings in a locked box to never have to deal with them again?

>> No.15289505

>>15289469
Well I could buy it instead and keep it in my house.

>> No.15289507

>>15289469
I wonder if they even gave her a vibe to keep her company.

>> No.15289509

>>15289404
As the person who wrote the Incubus entry, I *THINK* the Beelzebubs-are-bicorn-lite thing came from the translation of their Japanese book profile (idk if anyone knows/cares, but the printed books tended to have slightly more content than the web profiles, to the tune of a couple of paragraphs).

And iirc that particular translation was lost when MGU got nuked.

Sorry I can't give you a more solid answer, but this is literally years ago now and I'm not even certain of my own recollections.

> tfw you've been into monstergirls for so long there's sekrit knowledge lost to the ages by ancient calamity

>> No.15289513

>>15289494
Goddamn. I just got a good mental image of an Anubis going through mock purification rituals and shoving long engraved dildos down all the wriggling and screaming Pharaoh's holes, only to bind her and eventually have wonderful buttsex on top of the sarcophagus while enjoying the muffled cries.

>> No.15289514

>>15289509
>And iirc that particular translation was lost when MGU got nuked.
Eh, makes sense I suppose.

If I heard it that long ago, I see no reason to start disbelieving it now.

>> No.15289529

>>15289494
>You'll never find a tomb where a Pharaoh and her royal court were entombed by a rebellion.
>You'll never free them and suddenly have a group of incredibly grateful and incredibly horny monstergirls on your hands.
Pharaoh, Anubis, Sphinx, and five Khepri anons. Can you handle their 1000 years of lust?

>> No.15289532

>>15289529
>Can you handle their 1000 years of lust?
I'm going to have to, because I'm diving in dick first.
>>15289513
This image is also nice.

>> No.15289533

>>15289529
But that grapesnake next door said I was cute. Sure, she was kinda old and pudgy, but she seemed nice. I'm gonna have to ask these girls to get back in their tomb.

>> No.15289544

>>15289509
We should get a solid answer when the English release is out then, assuming they don't massively fuck it up.

>> No.15289558

>>15289469
That's some impossible bandages right there...

>> No.15289568
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15289568

Guys, help.
I thought I was going to be OK if I just avoided the tanuki, but this fox keeps trying to sit on my lap.

>> No.15289571
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>>15289529
1000 years of Riddlecat!

>> No.15289580

>>15289568
You could ask her to leave.
Or you could look yourself up in the toilet until she agrees to not do it.

>> No.15289585

>>15289580
When has locking yourself in a small box ever prevented rape?
Foxes are like raptors, they can open doors.

>> No.15289593

>>15289585
Then run away and hide?
What's a good place to hide?

>> No.15289595

>>15289568
Intense Fox Business

>> No.15289598

>>15289571
That's why they put the dildo gag in her mouth when they wrapped her.
That has had the side effect of making her the goddess of blowjobs however.

>> No.15289601

>>15289568
Then unzip your fly and prepare her seat for her, fag.

>> No.15289604

>>15289593
The supplies closet, duh.
Nobody ever checks in there. Ever.

>> No.15289612

>>15289604
That's a misconception.
In Zipangu this is where you're most likely to be ambushed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI

>> No.15289627

>>15288399
>tfw stories are story heavy and in second person

>> No.15289632
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>>15289568
You know what to do.

>> No.15289645

>>15288579
I don't think anybody would want a volatile introvert who doesn't want to be sold or bought in the first place.

>> No.15289659

>>15288579
>Lazy
>But a bit OCD about things like unevenly stacked papers or unaligned pens
>Shirks any chance of social interaction
>Motivation for anything gone, no dreams to pursue
>Would probably look pretty apathetic about it all
I'd go for about $50.

>> No.15289664

>>15288579
pretty low unless they like lazy fuckers

>> No.15289674

>>15288579
Unless it was a rich NEET looking for someone she could play video games with and use as a daki I doubt I'd sell for much, my only good trait as a product would be that I'm fairly obedient.

>> No.15289682

>>15288579
I think I would go for a good price.
I'm not amazing but I'm allright at most thing and great at some.

>> No.15289684

I want to cum inside a fox who ara aras and pets my head while gently whispering things like "There's a good boy, let it all out inside me."

>> No.15289687

>>15289684
Sounds nice.

>> No.15289692
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>>15289544
My concern is that the English version will be massively and blatantly different to the Japanese one. Not 'that's an odd translation' different, but 'they rewrote it entirely for normies' different.

Then we'll be flooded by casualfaggots who think monstergirls aren't rapists and that alices just have tea parties with you instead of mindwarping you into Creeper McPederast, Destroyer of Hymens.

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>>15289684
If someone doesn't want that they're insane.

>> No.15289699

>>15289692
Do you really think normies are going to be reading MGE stuff in the first place?

>> No.15289705
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>>15289699
That's a fair point, actually.
OK, I am less concerned.

>> No.15289707

>>15289699
Normies don't watch fansubbed anime, but that's never stopped gg from cramming their shit full of dank memes and "liberal translations".

>> No.15289710
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>>15289684
Will she gently praise me for storing up a lot for her over the course of the day, and for working hard to puru~puru~ it deep inside her?

This is important.

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15289713

>>15289684
same tbqh

With the additionof being leglocked and burying my face between her breasts while she wraps her massive fluffy tail(s) around us.

>> No.15289718

>>15289692
>yfw the sabbath tricks all the normies into eating the cookies

>> No.15289721

>>15289710
>>15289713
BIGGER

>> No.15289722

>>15289710
The goal is impregnation, so yes.

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>>15289721
SMALLER!
SWARMS OF THEM!

>> No.15289737

>>15289731
This is the second time I've been attracted to a swarm of something.

>> No.15289749

>>15289731
Today I know true longing and it takes the form of a skulk of foxgirls.

>> No.15289752

>>15289731
I'm imagining them pulling her down and molesting her, and I am envious.
>TFW no lewd cuddle pile

>> No.15289756

>>15289731
>You will never come home to a temple full of spunky kitsunes after a long day's work and beat them relentlessly

Why even live?

>> No.15289763

>>15289756
>spunky
You're punishing them for getting covered in the neighbor boy's cum again, right?

>> No.15289764

>>15289684
Why not cum in a lolifox and pet her head instead?

>> No.15289766

>>15289692
>Then we'll be flooded by casualfaggots
>future tense

>> No.15289773
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15289773

Why is she so perfect?

>> No.15289775

>>15289684
I've read enough doujins to find lines like that cringeworthy.

>> No.15289777

>>15289773
She just wants to help people, and gives zero fucks about anything else. Like human morality.

>> No.15289778
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>>15289773
I prefer her sister.

>> No.15289779

>>15289775
You've read nothing

>> No.15289783

>>15289775
I've read enough doujins that lines like that make me want to open one up one of my favourites and fap.

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>>15289568
Anon, this is what happens when you go for that wild ride at the backwater shrine during your vacation and think you can just go home.
Before you know it, you're working with a new hire that takes her lunch break from your salami.

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>>15289731
>Have a wild, sex filled shore leave with a shrine full of Kitsune
>Return a few years later
>A gaggle of miniature versions of the women you remember come running up to you shouting "Papa!"
>Some of them have your eyes or your nose

>> No.15289796

>>15289779
I've read plenty. I know there are far more stupid lines.

>> No.15289812

Living in a world with monstergirl would be such a fucking hassle. Rape this, cum inside that, love to the left, sex to the right all day everyday would eventually drive me fucking crazy

>> No.15289817
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15289817

>>15289812
> this mofu is too fluffy
> these breasts are too pert
> my balls hurt
> I wish I was back in Iliasville praising the godess

>> No.15289822

>>15289812
Just live alone and ignore your surroundings.

>> No.15289862

>>15289822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOho-r-oBog

>> No.15289871

>>15289862
Cupids need to learn that no means no

>> No.15289879

>>15289871
>Monsters
>Not hearing "no" as "please rape me until I double peace sign!"

>> No.15289882

>>15289871
Cupids need to learn that SWEET JESUS IN A PINK TIARA YOU FUCKING SHOT ME WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT ME WITH A FUCKING ARROW OH MY GOD I CAN FEEL IT DIGGING IN MY FLESH FUCK IT'S IN THE BONE AAAAAAAAAAAH means no.

>> No.15289883

Working at a store is kinda boring. I wish monster girls would come in and ask how much for me.

>> No.15289886

>>15289879
I'll make tgese pesky monsters understand what rejection means.

>> No.15289887

>>15289879
>Implying I would ever double peace sign
>>15289883
That's why I'm a waiter

>> No.15289891

>>15289882
>Cupid shoots a chuuni
>He manages to ignore the effects of the arrow through sheer autism
>He starts shouting random song names to try and summon the stand he's convinced he now has

>> No.15289903

>>15289891
>Let's see how you handle my Wu-Tang sword style!
>「BRINGU ZA RUCKUSU」

>> No.15289905

>>15289879
Instead of saying "no", I will use a shirt with a huge NO stamped on it. That sheould solve the problem.

>> No.15289916

>>15289891
Can a man resist the effect of a cupid's arrows with sheer anger of being shot?

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>> No.15289994

>>15289985
That's one fat behind

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15289998

>>15289985
you see the arrows there? clicking that will give the full size image.

I'll delete this image shortly

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>>15289998

>> No.15290086

>>15289903
>Summoning Old Dirty Bastard
Oh god, what have you done?

>> No.15290095
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15290095

>>15289764
You've got good ideas, anon.

>> No.15290116

>>15289731
You could draw a pretty nice story premise from this picture.
A shrine worker girl who, during the course of her daily work, accidentally unseals an ancient kitsune spirit. Except the "spirit" is actually a whole bunch of tiny foxgirls who don't know squat about the world they've been unleashed into.
Cue the girl doing her best to deal with sheparding and guiding these dangerously naive, magically powerful children while trying to figure out just what the fuck is going on.

>>15290095
That ain't no loli, and it sure as hell ain't no fox.

>> No.15290133

>>15290116
Only because Japan doesn't know what wolves look like.

>> No.15290154

>>15290133
Considering the ears especially, it seems likely that Holo's appearance in canonical works might be somewhat more based off of the now extinct Japanese Wolf, which doesn't look quite as large or wolflike as the Grey Wolf.

>> No.15290183

>>15289052
Holy fucking heaven, look at how soft that lolifox is.

>> No.15290193
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15290193

Around elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.15290207

>>15290193
God I hate elves

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>> No.15290238

What do I need to do to make a shy and lonely monstergirl rape me silly?

>> No.15290240
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>> No.15290242

>>15288904
Thunderstorm with mostly cloudy weather during dusk so the sun is still out and visible.

>> No.15290246

>>15288910
Flowers for Algernon featuring a wurm?

>> No.15290247

>>15290238
Bully a monoeye.

>> No.15290249

>>15290240
>taking up the last image with mushroom
Looks like this thread is all moist and moldy, time for a fresh dry one.

>> No.15290250

>>15290240
Cutest mushroom. Wanna squeeze her.

>> No.15290257

>>15290238
Write her a love letter

>> No.15290258

>>15290240
I was waiting to post glorious dragon, but got distracted. Damn you!

>> No.15290265

>>15290247
What's she going to do?

>> No.15290266

>>15290258
Mushrooms are better than dragons anyway.

http://i.imgur.com/83iKIyF.jpg

>> No.15290270

>>15290257
She started stuttering and then suddenly ran outside

>> No.15290279

>>15290265
You don't want to know.

>> No.15290284

>>15290270
Good.

Now you just need to play a classic love song outside her window.

>> No.15290287

>>15290266
Your opinion is wrong.
Dragons are so much better than mushrooms that even her spores run away at the sight of the magnificent beast.

>> No.15290294

>>15290279
Nothing I bet.

>> No.15290299

>>15290287
Dragons are hard, their scales pinch the skin in painful and uncomfortable ways, and they smell of sulfur.
Mushroom girls are warm, soft, and smell of the fragrant forest. They are innocent beings who love to learn about the world outside their wooded homes, rather than burn down villages like those slutty tyrants.

>> No.15290302

>>15290284
She suddenly started to laugh really creepily. Is it time to run?

>> No.15290307

Welp, someone made a new thread

>> No.15290308

>>15290300

>> No.15290311

>>15290302
Yes
Time for you to run into her open arms/spoiler]

>> No.15290314

>Someone already made a new thread

For fuck's sake, you dumb cunt.

>> No.15290321

>>15290307
>>15290314
There is nothing wrong.

>> No.15290324

>It happened again
Wonder if all the valid complaints are going to get deleted again while the new thread is allowed to live.

>> No.15290327

>>15290324
Maybe you should learn that its okay to make a new thread.

>> No.15290333

>>15290321
>>15290307
I actually slightly agree this time, we are on page 10

But i still feel it was unnecessary given current thread condition

>> No.15290336

>>15290327
Only when the old one archives.

>> No.15290339

>>15290324
Well, that'd prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that it's the moderation being a dumb motherfucker.

>>15290327
We're seven threads away, you fucking moron, and the less threads behind us, the longer it takes to move back in the queue.

>> No.15290342

>>15290327
If it was then /kcg/ fag's threads wouldn't be deleted when he makes threads before the old KanColle one dies. Instead he gets his threads deleted.

>> No.15290347

>>15290327
Maybe you should learn to not be a mcfucking moron

>> No.15290351

>>15290336
>>15290339
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No images, page 10, there is absolutely nothing wrong with making a new thread.

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