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Chinese can fly.
Koreans can zerg rush.
Japanese can..... incest?

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>>1527853
>middle-easterns using priest magic

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>>1527888

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>>1527750
>Japanese can..... incest?

Did you hear that, Shiki-kun? Anonymous on the internet said it's OK!

>> No.1527753

Pilot Gundams without prior experience.

>> No.1527762

Gundam and alien rape.

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>>1527750
BECOME GUNDAMU

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dont forget their army of cyborgs and badass motherfuckers in powered armor suits

>> No.1527806

>>1527753
this
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>> No.1527853

just imagine a war in asia

we got the chinese using their kung-fu and flying through the air on swords that can slice robots, rocks and shit in half with their blades and blasting people 500 miles away with their palms, then we got the koreans zerg rushing and producing pylons all over the place and using ghost lock downs, and then we got the japanese building these huge ass gundams and blowing shit up and using the heart of the cards to just kill everything

then we got the middle-easterns and they are using priest magic to summon devils and zombies and shit to kill stuff and rape virgins, and then we got the russians coming from up top with mind control nazi powers and gas bombs holy shit

it would be the best war in asia ever.

>> No.1527856

>>1527853
RA3 but with more shit.

>> No.1527859

>>1527856

Not enough psychic lolis for RA3.

>> No.1527861

Oh you and your silly conceptions of other people.

>> No.1527868

>>1527853
You forgot the Americans slowly clogging everybody's arteries with cheap plentiful fried foods. And jumping in and nuking everybody completely un-prevoked. And after it's all done, spending ungodly amounts of money to implant democratic governments on everybody involved. Cause it's what Jesus would do.

>> No.1527887

>>1527853
Middle Easterns can be invisible everywhere, assasinate everyone like cracy, and they also can call upon their god to turn their soldiers into mad zealots and suicide bombers.

>> No.1527888

Indians suffocate everyone with their smelly bodies and their delicious fatt-laden curries.

>> No.1527919

Japanese can produce anime that inspires obsession in the citizens of other countries, as a diversionary tactic to allow their forces to invade with minimal casualties. Already, four small nations have been defeated because their soldiers were too busy getting trolled by Code Geass to notice.

>> No.1527928

>>1527919
Japanese should have 1000% bonus to culture growth in Civilization games.

>> No.1527941

>>1527919
Anime also has long-term effects, decreasing population growth and turning young people into shut-ins who can be controlled with subliminal messages.

>> No.1527975

>>1527868
>And jumping in and nuking everybody completely un-prevoked

>completely un-prevoked

gb2/2channel

>> No.1528058

>>1527901

>Shiki-kun

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>>1527941

This is an intentional or unintentional reference to Welcome to the NHK?

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Japan has Magic- I mean Demonic Cannon Girls.

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>>1527750
Japanese can...HENSHIN

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>>1528281
Ninjas are defenseless against a flying guillotine.

>> No.1528231

have you ever watched oldboy?

>> No.1528236

Sepuku/bukkake.

>> No.1528255

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3027363
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vsURmXIQmBA
this.

>> No.1528281

NINJA can fly and destroy everything.
Japanese is most strong

>> No.1528294

>>1527928
>1000%
>Japanese
>culture
lolwut. The Japanese have contributed almost nothing to the world. The chinese have been far more important.

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